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- 0:02Speaker 1: Due to the refic nature.
- 0:04Speaker 2: It is broken.
- 0:06Speaker 3: Listener discretion. Is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
- 0:19Speaker 2: I'm this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Class is now in session.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Good morning everybody.
- 0:48Speaker 5: Well today it's a free Friday. It's Thursday. Hallelujah.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's August the thirteenth, twenty twenty sixth
- 0:56Speaker 3: My name is Woody.
- 0:57Speaker 5: That is Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hi, Gina g. Yeah,
- 1:00Speaker 5: there's Sea Mass. We've got Sammy. Uh, there's Jeff g
- 1:05Speaker 5: And uh oh look at that. There's a von Our
- 1:07Speaker 5: video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got bored, we
- 1:10Speaker 5: got Menji phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:13Speaker 5: Woodie set us a text over to two two nine
- 1:16Speaker 5: eight seven with whatever you got. You can always has
- 1:19Speaker 5: an email email app the woodieshow dot com. Today August
- 1:22Speaker 5: thirteenth is left Hander's day. Right shout out, Oh that's
- 1:26Speaker 5: right your left handed?
- 1:27Speaker 2: Yeah weirdo totally yeah, left he is weird.
- 1:31Speaker 6: I mean you know how I write like, instead of
- 1:34Speaker 6: a paper up and down, I make it sideways and
- 1:35Speaker 6: I write down.
- 1:36Speaker 3: I saw a girl in real life the other day?
- 1:40Speaker 5: Is that how you don't drag your hand for the
- 1:41Speaker 5: inc uh huh part over the over the paper, and
- 1:45Speaker 5: we never got.
- 1:45Speaker 6: The correct desks, so like I always had to sit
- 1:47Speaker 6: at the wrong desk with the wrong thing on.
- 1:49Speaker 5: It's like the world was main built for right handed people.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Totally was.
- 1:54Speaker 5: It's kind of like how you know the world was
- 1:55Speaker 5: built for men? You know what I'm saying, Greg, That's
- 1:57Speaker 5: what Greg says. Greg says it all the time. I
- 1:59Speaker 5: do say that probably twice, yes.
- 2:01Speaker 3: One room in the house that women are real good.
- 2:03Speaker 3: That's what That's why Greg said it was created. Yeah,
- 2:06Speaker 3: so you want to feel like you have your own space,
- 2:08Speaker 3: you know.
- 2:08Speaker 2: What I mean, make yourself useful.
- 2:11Speaker 5: The only thing I always thought was like I never
- 2:13Speaker 5: understood like why, so like why are scissors different? Why
- 2:16Speaker 5: do they have to be different? If they if they
- 2:19Speaker 5: open and clothes right, and they would just think they
- 2:21Speaker 5: were just cut Like yeah, so like when I was
- 2:23Speaker 5: a kid and you were in school and you had
- 2:25Speaker 5: the safety scissors, yeah, there was there was always like
- 2:28Speaker 5: the green rubber handle on the left et scissors.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't I've never understood that either.
- 2:33Speaker 6: Yeah, they just don't work if you try to use
- 2:35Speaker 6: the left hand. Why they just they just folds the paper.
- 2:39Speaker 2: I'm gonna try it right now, like, okay, cut it
- 2:42Speaker 2: with my right hand.
- 2:43Speaker 5: Cut okay, put them put him in your left.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Hand, barely hold him in my left hand. Okay.
- 2:48Speaker 1: So those super hard.
- 2:51Speaker 6: What you're talking about is with the plastic like safety
- 2:54Speaker 6: guard on it, you can't use it with both hands.
- 2:56Speaker 5: Yeah, not all scissors A little to it.
- 3:00Speaker 3: It also has to do with Greg. When you're looking
- 3:03Speaker 3: down at the hold those suitors another hand. Notice how
- 3:05Speaker 3: the blades, of course are tapered with the thick top.
- 3:08Speaker 3: What can you see not not not looking at the side,
- 3:10Speaker 3: looking down, Greg, what can you see now? You can
- 3:13Speaker 3: see that cutting edge much better. But in the other hand,
- 3:16Speaker 3: it's now obscured by the fat side of the blade,
- 3:19Speaker 3: so you're not seeing as precisely where you are cutting.
- 3:22Speaker 1: You want to know some famous left handed people? No, okay,
- 3:27Speaker 1: my dad, Oprah, Spike Lee, President Obama? What Prince of
- 3:35Speaker 1: Wales William Bruce willis Wow?
- 3:43Speaker 2: Uh?
- 3:44Speaker 7: Oh you want more? Wow? W u dan Aykroyd.
- 3:51Speaker 3: We met the neatest thing I've ever He is a
- 3:55Speaker 3: national flame in yon day presidents actually were left handed.
- 3:59Speaker 5: Wow, which Greg will tell you it is overrated.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Very much. So not at all marble, even though like
- 4:05Speaker 2: is supposed to be.
- 4:05Speaker 5: Fancy, the boogier one.
- 4:06Speaker 6: Right, it's a tender wrist.
- 4:08Speaker 5: It's a national Prosecco day. Let's go all right, Yeah,
- 4:15Speaker 5: so Jeff g this is for you, mister uh, mister clean,
- 4:19Speaker 5: mister O C. D with the hand sanitizer. All right,
- 4:23Speaker 5: So this is according to infectious disease people, right, because
- 4:28Speaker 5: there's been a lot of talk now about like you know,
- 4:30Speaker 5: the lettuce and the jalapeno, uh, you know, peppers and
- 4:33Speaker 5: things like that, all these different things. But when you're
- 4:36Speaker 5: talking about like things that we think of as gross
- 4:39Speaker 5: and the things that actually make you sick are not
- 4:41Speaker 5: always the same, right, So something can be gross, but
- 4:43Speaker 5: it's not going to make you sick.
- 4:44Speaker 6: That won't hurt you.
- 4:45Speaker 5: Like, so how do you know what's a genuine threat
- 4:47Speaker 5: and one you know that you should be concerned with
- 4:50Speaker 5: and other things that you shouldn't concern yourself with. So
- 4:52Speaker 5: these are some of the things that the experts, the
- 4:54Speaker 5: infectious disease specialists say, don't worry about, don't worry about
- 4:59Speaker 5: disinfecting every surface.
- 5:02Speaker 6: It every day multiple times.
- 5:04Speaker 7: Yeah, who are those guys? Anyways?
- 5:05Speaker 5: It is instead of trying to wipe down every counter
- 5:07Speaker 5: and door knob, focus on ventilation and make sure there's
- 5:11Speaker 5: enough like fresh air coming in instead of just you know,
- 5:13Speaker 5: recirculating what's in the room. If you want to focus
- 5:16Speaker 5: on something, Yeah, right.
- 5:17Speaker 7: Okay, so does this room get enough circulation.
- 5:24Speaker 5: Or just like leave the door open for a while,
- 5:26Speaker 5: I guess, and let it let it air out.
- 5:28Speaker 8: I guess.
- 5:29Speaker 5: Also, according to the infectious infectious disease specialists, washing your
- 5:33Speaker 5: sheets constantly you don't need to worry about that because
- 5:37Speaker 5: betting is not a major source of infectious disease for
- 5:40Speaker 5: most healthy people that you well, yeah, I guess, yeah,
- 5:44Speaker 5: I guess. So they say people tend to be excessive
- 5:47Speaker 5: with that. We're not supposed to be sterile. People have
- 5:51Speaker 5: uh you know, like the what are they microbes or
- 5:55Speaker 5: what are they they're called? Right, it's healthy to have
- 5:59Speaker 5: those on you.
- 6:00Speaker 6: Well, that's why kids that are raised on farms and
- 6:01Speaker 6: stuff have like no allergies.
- 6:03Speaker 5: You shouldn't be worried about anti bacterial soap.
- 6:06Speaker 3: Damn it, that's true. It doesn't do it any better.
- 6:08Speaker 6: That was a rebranding in the eighties.
- 6:10Speaker 5: Like washing hands is important, like especially before you eat,
- 6:13Speaker 5: you know, using the bathroom handling raw food. Although I
- 6:16Speaker 5: think it's weird that people wash their hands before they
- 6:18Speaker 5: use the bathroom.
- 6:19Speaker 2: I don't see that.
- 6:21Speaker 6: I was after That makes sense, Yes, you're afterwards, if
- 6:24Speaker 6: you're holding on to your wiener.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm not put it in my mouth.
- 6:29Speaker 3: To my mouth, Ye, A good question. I'm not gonna
- 6:34Speaker 3: eat with it.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Excellent, I guess.
- 6:37Speaker 2: I guess you could.
- 6:38Speaker 3: But has anybody ever I've never met a guy who's
- 6:40Speaker 3: done that washed.
- 6:43Speaker 5: I see it here at the station.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Really, really, I wish they would.
- 6:47Speaker 7: There's there's there's.
- 6:48Speaker 5: One guy people wash who works at one of the
- 6:50Speaker 5: other morning shows. Every time he walks in, he washed
- 6:53Speaker 5: his hands first and then he steps up to the urinal.
- 6:56Speaker 2: It's kind of weird.
- 6:57Speaker 7: Time back to the soap so All soaps are created equal,
- 7:00Speaker 7: like that's just a marketing.
- 7:02Speaker 5: Regular soap works just as well. You don't need anti bacterial.
- 7:05Speaker 7: Save me some money.
- 7:06Speaker 5: That's a the winter coat thing because a lot of
- 7:09Speaker 5: the pandemic made a lot of us think that everything
- 7:12Speaker 5: needs to go into the washing machine.
- 7:14Speaker 3: But that is not true. When it comes to winter coats.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Some items do need to be washed regularly, you know, socks,
- 7:19Speaker 3: things like that. But like people are washing coats and yeah,
- 7:23Speaker 3: but I guess if you got stuff on them.
- 7:24Speaker 6: I don't know if they've ever washed. Has anyone watched
- 7:27Speaker 6: washed a coat I have, like my windbreaker? Well, but
- 7:30Speaker 6: like a winter coat.
- 7:31Speaker 2: I don't consider a parka aff I never. I don't
- 7:36Speaker 2: think I've ever watched it.
- 7:40Speaker 5: So there are some people that say a refuse to
- 7:43Speaker 5: eat raw foods like sushi and beef tar tar right,
- 7:46Speaker 5: a lot of it because people like, oh, worry about
- 7:48Speaker 5: like that could be dangerous or whatever. They say, just
- 7:52Speaker 5: be more selective about where you get those things. Pass
- 7:56Speaker 5: on the gas station sushi.
- 7:58Speaker 6: They say that for pregnant women. A lot of doctors like,
- 8:00Speaker 6: you can have sushi, just go to a nice place
- 8:02Speaker 6: and don't take it home.
- 8:04Speaker 1: And and the the diarrhea is coming from the vegetables
- 8:07Speaker 1: from the We had some tartar at that one place.
- 8:10Speaker 5: What do you oh, Yeah, well yeah that was a
- 8:13Speaker 5: nice place though, Yeah, that was that was that was
- 8:16Speaker 5: a nicer rest.
- 8:18Speaker 2: You tried it, I've shocked.
- 8:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I've had it before, and I did try it
- 8:22Speaker 5: from this place before. It's not pleasantly it's not my favorite.
- 8:27Speaker 2: But it was.
- 8:27Speaker 3: So what do you think what he would eat?
- 8:30Speaker 5: Poke?
- 8:30Speaker 2: Or maybe would No?
- 8:34Speaker 5: I mean I go to sushi and I get tuna
- 8:37Speaker 5: and salmon.
- 8:37Speaker 6: Then chopped up in a ball.
- 8:39Speaker 2: The cooked ones though, right.
- 8:40Speaker 5: No, the spicy tuna is not that's not cooked. That's true,
- 8:44Speaker 5: but it's all spicy.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Super basic, bitch, it's pretty basic.
- 8:47Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I need to impress other adults.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I eat all sushi, but I don't get down post.
- 8:54Speaker 3: I go, well, how can I be the most impressive
- 8:56Speaker 3: when I'm sitting here to these other adults when.
- 8:59Speaker 2: We dine together.
- 9:00Speaker 3: It's like, I hope you also here.
- 9:04Speaker 5: You go cleaning your phone constantly? Do you have one
- 9:06Speaker 5: of those things you put your phone and it's supposed
- 9:07Speaker 5: to like put the lights.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Everybody was doing that during COVID.
- 9:11Speaker 7: No, I just uh, I usually like will spray some
- 9:13Speaker 7: of the counter cleaner, like the lights, all stuff that
- 9:16Speaker 7: can electronic and know, well, I put it on like
- 9:18Speaker 7: a paper towel and then I.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Just gave it off real fast.
- 9:20Speaker 5: That yeah, it says, uh, you know, you don't need
- 9:23Speaker 5: to disinfect them all the time, you know, remove the
- 9:26Speaker 5: case just you know, wipe it down like not too
- 9:28Speaker 5: wet like an alcohol based wipe and then just let
- 9:30Speaker 5: the air dry and then put the case back on.
- 9:33Speaker 5: But they were selling like crazy. Everybody seemed to have yeah,
- 9:38Speaker 5: like a little like a little appliance almost They.
- 9:40Speaker 6: Still have them, but every time I pick up my phone,
- 9:42Speaker 6: I do think this has got to be disgusting.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Oh for sure, Jeff. At work, they have in the
- 9:46Speaker 2: first aid kits those lens wipes for glasses.
- 9:49Speaker 5: Oh, those are the good ones. Great for your phone,
- 9:51Speaker 5: These these lens wipes that they have here. And I
- 9:54Speaker 5: think they're just part of like whoever installs those, like
- 9:57Speaker 5: with all the like random generic aspirin and things like that.
- 10:00Speaker 5: It's because it's always the same brands at all workplaces.
- 10:03Speaker 5: I think it's one company that does those stations wherever
- 10:07Speaker 5: they get their lens whtes are the best ones. I
- 10:09Speaker 5: buy from lens Crafters, Walmart, all different places. These are
- 10:13Speaker 5: the best ones.
- 10:13Speaker 7: They really are. And they're like anti fog too, Yeah,
- 10:16Speaker 7: they're really.
- 10:18Speaker 2: We bought a huge box for the house and they're
- 10:20Speaker 2: too dry. Yes, at work, very like moist and then
- 10:24Speaker 2: they dry so.
- 10:25Speaker 5: Yeah, they're hell of damp, you know what I'm saying.
- 10:29Speaker 5: All right, time for your birthdays and your porn a birthday,
- 10:33Speaker 5: it's shivery.
- 10:37Speaker 2: We don't like it's shiver and you know we don't
- 10:41Speaker 2: do all right.
- 10:43Speaker 5: Happy birthday to Danny Bonaducci. I know he was like
- 10:47Speaker 5: in in bad like.
- 10:49Speaker 3: Physical shape, was doing because he was he was doing
- 10:52Speaker 3: a radio show like a morning show for many years
- 10:54Speaker 3: with a friend of mine, and then he had to
- 10:57Speaker 3: stop working because of all his his health issues.
- 11:00Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't think he was gonna make it because
- 11:02Speaker 5: the least way that it sounded. Yeah, but today he's
- 11:06Speaker 5: made it to sixty seven, non n So Happy birthday
- 11:09Speaker 5: to Danny Bonaducci. John Slattery, best known for playing Roger
- 11:13Speaker 5: Sterling on mad Men. Oh yeah, he's sixty four. Sebastian
- 11:16Speaker 5: Stan from the Marvel movies. He is forty four. Debbie
- 11:21Speaker 5: Mazer major Amazar from Goodfellas well. Yeah, and then she
- 11:26Speaker 5: was also in Entourage. She was a Vince's pr chick. Yeah,
- 11:30Speaker 5: she's sixty two. He got DeMarcus Cousins, the NBA star
- 11:34Speaker 5: who's thirty six. And today's part of birthday is Dolly
- 11:37Speaker 5: Lee and Today's Birthday girl. She's been shared more than
- 11:40Speaker 5: a Costco sample track. Also fun fact She's also a
- 11:43Speaker 5: dancer at Hustler Club in Saint Louis, Hi two hundred
- 11:48Speaker 5: and sixty eight fine films, including Group Sex is the
- 11:51Speaker 5: Best Sex. She was in Three Sloppy Girls and One
- 11:54Speaker 5: Lucky Guy. She was in Dolly Lee Takes It On
- 11:57Speaker 5: a Big Black Snake, A Blowing the Skin Flute, Volume
- 12:01Speaker 5: one greg. She was in Lesbian House Hunter's.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Volume eighteen, Hot Girl next Door Blackmails You for sex?
- 12:10Speaker 2: Oh.
- 12:11Speaker 3: She was in how to Train Your Poke ho and
- 12:15Speaker 3: who Can Forget her? Unforgetable role in bush Sniffing Yoga Lesbians.
- 12:19Speaker 6: Oh God, that's gonna be my new insult.
- 12:21Speaker 5: That's a look here you bush sniffing yoga. That's a
- 12:26Speaker 5: Dolly Lee, who's thirty five years old. Today I met
- 12:29Speaker 5: Youporno birthday and your celebrity birthdays.
- 12:31Speaker 3: Here on the Woody Show. We'll take a quick break
- 12:34Speaker 3: and we'll have some more Woodies show for you.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Next. Hang on more Woody Show Show.
- 12:39Speaker 9: Next do live in or around Dallas, Texas?
- 12:42Speaker 7: What's going on? Everybody? It's menace.
- 12:44Speaker 9: I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty seconds at
- 12:48Speaker 9: Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing.
- 12:51Speaker 7: A listener meetup.
- 12:52Speaker 9: I'll have giveaways and more, but I would love to
- 12:55Speaker 9: see you there Saturday, August twenty second. If I can
- 12:58Speaker 9: make this successful, that means we're gonna be in Dallas
- 13:02Speaker 9: a lot more so, if you're nearby, please stop on
- 13:04Speaker 9: by Addison, Texas Lazy Dog Restaurant, August twenty second, Saturday,
- 13:10Speaker 9: from noon to two pm.
- 13:11Speaker 7: Can't wait to see you there.
- 13:12Speaker 1: In the meantime, enjoyed The Woody Show podcast.
- 13:16Speaker 2: So a pair of nuns in Brazil all didn't get along,
- 13:20Speaker 2: they were forced to work together. They ended up getting
- 13:23Speaker 2: pretty close. They both quit the convent, went lesbo for
- 13:27Speaker 2: each other and got there. How about clams back into
- 13:31Speaker 2: the convent? Fuzz bumping for jesus? I got it all right?
- 13:37Speaker 2: What is it? Bad habits Woody Show?
- 13:42Speaker 5: All right, it's another new hour insensitivity training for a
- 13:46Speaker 5: politically correct world.
- 13:49Speaker 3: My name's Woody.
- 13:49Speaker 2: That's Greg Gory, Hy Woody.
- 13:51Speaker 5: We've got menut.
- 13:51Speaker 7: What is up?
- 13:52Speaker 2: Woody?
- 13:52Speaker 3: There's a gina. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
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- 14:07Speaker 2: You can look for us there at the Woody Show.
- 14:11Speaker 2: It's easy.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm we can play a little game, but
- 14:15Speaker 3: I know all the people here in the room already
- 14:17Speaker 3: know the answer, all right, So this is this is
- 14:19Speaker 3: just strictly for the audience.
- 14:20Speaker 10: You guys.
- 14:24Speaker 5: Everybody was told to go take a picture of their fridge, right,
- 14:29Speaker 5: and then Greg was good try to have to guess
- 14:32Speaker 5: whose refrigerator it was, Yes, just based on the you know,
- 14:35Speaker 5: stuff that was in it.
- 14:36Speaker 7: Yeah, And we always say.
- 14:38Speaker 5: Greg is the best at describing and the kind of
- 14:41Speaker 5: like talking through what's going on in Yeah.
- 14:44Speaker 2: No, he's he's really he's really good at it.
- 14:47Speaker 5: Yeah, he's really good at it. So like here and
- 14:49Speaker 5: if you go to our Instagram, the video is up
- 14:52Speaker 5: there and you see the picture and you see Greg
- 14:54Speaker 5: like kind of walking and talking at the same time.
- 14:57Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, all right.
- 14:58Speaker 5: So like here's a here's a example.
- 15:00Speaker 2: That okay, not as faced. This is okay, chocolate milk
- 15:06Speaker 2: implies youth, which implies Gina because she's got a kid.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Look at all the stuff on the doors just turned haphazard,
- 15:14Speaker 2: no rhyme or reason. I see a lot of stacked yogurts.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Nothing is faced, everything is crooked. Let's call it a
- 15:21Speaker 2: messy door.
- 15:23Speaker 3: I'm going Gina, all right, So Greg's guess on that
- 15:28Speaker 3: one was Gina, And I'll give you the spoiler alert
- 15:32Speaker 3: on this one, and you can go to our Instagram
- 15:34Speaker 3: and you can see the rest of them.
- 15:36Speaker 5: Greg was absolutely correct.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Yeah, nailed it, nailed it.
- 15:41Speaker 3: I did good.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Easy, yeah, easy.
- 15:43Speaker 3: Just messy things just kind of thrown in there.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Yeah, the Gina rules.
- 15:47Speaker 6: But she's messy happily. Yeah, I got other things to
- 15:51Speaker 6: worry about. I don't care what direction something's faced in
- 15:54Speaker 6: the fridge.
- 15:54Speaker 2: She has a calendar in front of her at all times.
- 15:56Speaker 2: It's always on the wrong month.
- 16:01Speaker 6: I forgot. Let's just toss it.
- 16:05Speaker 3: The fact that she has something sitting on her you know,
- 16:08Speaker 3: work area that she hasn't even looked at.
- 16:11Speaker 5: It just still stays there probably drives Greg nuts.
- 16:15Speaker 2: And knowing how Sammy put those together, I mean, Greg
- 16:21Speaker 2: is so organized.
- 16:22Speaker 5: We talked about how, you know, his journal he journaled
- 16:25Speaker 5: his his trip abroad when he was doing that semester.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Abroad in school.
- 16:30Speaker 3: The other way, he.
- 16:32Speaker 5: Was journaling as he was watching the Brady Bunch episodes
- 16:35Speaker 5: back in the Day's.
- 16:38Speaker 1: All the showroom ready.
- 16:40Speaker 5: He journals basically what happens every day here on the show.
- 16:44Speaker 5: He like just keeps track, like just in case. And
- 16:47Speaker 5: it started years ago because there.
- 16:49Speaker 3: Was somebody was like, oh, hey, you guys did something,
- 16:51Speaker 3: you know, two weeks ago or whatever. We're trying to
- 16:54Speaker 3: find whatever for that. Do you know exactly what day
- 16:57Speaker 3: in time that was? And so Greg just started keeping
- 16:59Speaker 3: a journal. Yeah, so he's the opposite. He's like total OCD,
- 17:03Speaker 3: very organized.
- 17:04Speaker 2: You sent us a video the other day of a
- 17:07Speaker 2: guy said, people think I'm so chill, but this is
- 17:10Speaker 2: me every day and he's walking around fixing towels that
- 17:12Speaker 2: are not properly. Yeah, you know a shoe that's a
- 17:16Speaker 2: skew on the floor. He's like, And then I texted
- 17:18Speaker 2: you back saying, how could you not live like that?
- 17:22Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 17:22Speaker 2: How could you walk by a towel that's crooked and
- 17:25Speaker 2: be okay with it?
- 17:26Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 17:26Speaker 5: So if you want to see how Greg did identifying
- 17:29Speaker 5: everybody's refrigerator just by its contents in the way it
- 17:32Speaker 5: was either organized or not organized, that is out there
- 17:35Speaker 5: on our Instagram. You can go check it out right
- 17:36Speaker 5: now at.
- 17:37Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
- 17:38Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have like a Woody Show, This day
- 17:40Speaker 3: in History, I know we've done that before. We look back,
- 17:42Speaker 3: so like on this day, Menace likes all this this
- 17:44Speaker 3: day in history stuff my favorite. So on this day,
- 17:48Speaker 3: how many years ago?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Let's go back. Okay, I'm gonna pick around them five
- 17:52Speaker 2: years ago, five years ago, five years ago.
- 17:55Speaker 5: Okay, So on this day in history five years ago?
- 17:57Speaker 5: What do we do on the show? That day, Greg
- 17:59Speaker 5: watched this guy.
- 17:59Speaker 2: We talked about Chet Hanks went on social media to
- 18:02Speaker 2: talk about vaccinations. He's against them. We talked about how
- 18:10Speaker 2: vaccinations were big in the news five years ago. Of
- 18:12Speaker 2: course anti vaxxer say. The Will Smith movie I Am
- 18:14Speaker 2: Legend was an anti vax zombie movie. We did a
- 18:19Speaker 2: redneck news five years ago. A Montana woman went to
- 18:24Speaker 2: a Walmart, raced her shopping cart around the store, got
- 18:26Speaker 2: told to leave, and instead she was throwing items around
- 18:29Speaker 2: and then fought the cops. Okay, on that day five
- 18:34Speaker 2: years ago, we did Woody Show Freak of the Week.
- 18:37Speaker 5: Oh wow, thwack. Yeah, Craigslist freak of the Week.
- 18:42Speaker 2: A dude was looking for a dude. I guess he
- 18:43Speaker 2: had posted in the missed connections. I saw you at
- 18:46Speaker 2: the hardware store in a hard hat you had stinky armpits.
- 18:51Speaker 2: It gave me a boner. There you go. So I
- 18:55Speaker 2: want to come to the construction site and we can
- 18:58Speaker 2: do a circle. We talked to Bort about aliens and
- 19:07Speaker 2: a guy who claims he's a time traveler and that
- 19:10Speaker 2: aliens are coming to Earth on this day five years ago.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Is this when you and Board got into into your argument.
- 19:16Speaker 2: One of many? Probably?
- 19:18Speaker 3: I think it's like small no, because Bort I hate
- 19:22Speaker 3: to use the word triggered, but Bort doesn't like it
- 19:24Speaker 3: when Greg starts talking about like, well, they're from outer space, therefore.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Therefore they're way smarter than us just because they're far away.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm sorry, I still don't understand that.
- 19:34Speaker 1: I still don't understand that argument either, because I don't
- 19:37Speaker 1: know how else.
- 19:38Speaker 7: You're saying.
- 19:40Speaker 3: Distance equals like intellect.
- 19:42Speaker 2: I understand that, why would it make them smarter than us?
- 19:46Speaker 6: Well, if they can figure out how to get here
- 19:48Speaker 6: before we can figure out, they're smarter.
- 19:50Speaker 2: But we're just as far from them as they are
- 19:52Speaker 2: from us.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Right, Maybe they just evolved faster. Maybe they're just more intelligent.
- 19:56Speaker 3: They don't spend their time doing dumb dance videos on TikTok,
- 20:00Speaker 3: and this is how it started. Yeah, give you a
- 20:02Speaker 3: little preview of what that was all about. Okay, we
- 20:05Speaker 3: did Cartnarks that day. See what I mean about, like
- 20:07Speaker 3: the detailed notes this guy keeps. Yeah, he's hardly good.
- 20:10Speaker 3: He notices everything.
- 20:11Speaker 6: Marshall Broker knows on a.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Oh my no, Cartnarks was from Louisiana and we had
- 20:18Speaker 2: audio from the People's Court that it was somehow Cartnarks
- 20:21Speaker 2: related bon Garzon. Yeah, that's right. We talked about it.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Wisconsin man who set a record for the most big
- 20:29Speaker 2: max ever eaten in a lifetime thirty two forty.
- 20:33Speaker 3: He's got to be No, he's not no, no, my hair, Yeah,
- 20:37Speaker 3: he's still going.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Didn't And then this one I don't fully understand what
- 20:41Speaker 2: I wrote, woman sus McDonald's, because they tempted her with
- 20:44Speaker 2: advertising and she broke her fast advertising. Now I don't
- 20:53Speaker 2: remember this, but I pulled up something not exactly on
- 20:57Speaker 2: this day, but from four years ago, give or take
- 21:00Speaker 2: two days, the start of MENACE's Bone broth fast for
- 21:04Speaker 2: three days. I don't remember you doing, yeah, yeah fast, Yeah,
- 21:08Speaker 2: I remember that.
- 21:08Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 21:08Speaker 1: They we had like a couple of times where I
- 21:12Speaker 1: had a fast that we had, that twenty four hour
- 21:14Speaker 1: fast where we videosow.
- 21:15Speaker 2: I do remember that.
- 21:16Speaker 5: I forget why the bone broth. I forget what.
- 21:19Speaker 7: It was like popular at the time.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And then I said, I think they said like,
- 21:24Speaker 1: oh Menace can't do that, and I was like, oh,
- 21:27Speaker 1: I'll try it. And I'm vague I vaguely remember it,
- 21:30Speaker 1: but I know Burke Chreuscher was really into the bone
- 21:33Speaker 1: broth thing, so we might have like piggybacked on.
- 21:36Speaker 3: Did you even make it the whole way? I feel
- 21:37Speaker 3: like you didn't know. It's mega miserable.
- 21:40Speaker 7: No I did, but yeah, okay.
- 21:43Speaker 2: On the day that you started your bone broth, we
- 21:46Speaker 2: talked about Sea Bass, who saw a lot of boobs
- 21:49Speaker 2: at the gathering of the Juggalos, mostly fat chicks, and
- 21:52Speaker 2: lots of drugs, including cocaine. Redneck news from that day
- 21:57Speaker 2: was a Utah guy steals an excavator from a construction site,
- 22:01Speaker 2: drives it a mile to a grocery store parking lot,
- 22:03Speaker 2: where he starts tearing up the parking lot. That'd be fun.
- 22:08Speaker 2: In the news that day, a load of cow intestines
- 22:10Speaker 2: spilled on a Texas road and now it's reeking and
- 22:14Speaker 2: then General Mills is bringing back fruit brute cereal.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Oh yeah for Halloween. It's one of the Halloween Oh yeah, yeah,
- 22:24Speaker 3: it's like Cacula.
- 22:25Speaker 5: Yeah, Dowberry right, yakay.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Something in the news. Kid got a counterfeit one dollar
- 22:31Speaker 2: bill at his lemon lemonade stand from a man gave
- 22:34Speaker 2: him eighty five bucks in real change. So they set
- 22:37Speaker 2: up a GoFundMe for this kid that raised fifteen thousand bucks.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Any other fights in there between people on the show,
- 22:44Speaker 3: or let's see probably challenges the lego walk.
- 22:50Speaker 2: No, no, nothing like that. Oh this is a good
- 22:54Speaker 2: redneck news. God gives a kid a tattoo in the
- 22:56Speaker 2: middle of the McDonald's red Yeah, so much competitive eating
- 23:01Speaker 2: a competitive eater, eight fifty taco bell tacos in under
- 23:04Speaker 2: an hour.
- 23:04Speaker 5: Lanky there you got little wood. He showed this day
- 23:07Speaker 5: in history and just you know, making use of Greg's
- 23:10Speaker 5: very detailed notes.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, think about that.
- 23:13Speaker 6: When you're no, I challenge you to do something. I've
- 23:18Speaker 6: been thinking about this, you know how like if we say, like, oh,
- 23:21Speaker 6: Greg has to make everything perfect and like face it,
- 23:23Speaker 6: and you go, yeah, because I'm normal, Yes, why can't
- 23:26Speaker 6: you say I know it's not normal. I'm better than
- 23:29Speaker 6: normal because it's not normal, and you are better than
- 23:32Speaker 6: normal for doing that. But it's not normal.
- 23:35Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's not normal. Why is it not
- 23:37Speaker 3: normal to like to have things need normal, like.
- 23:40Speaker 6: To like like he'll take a paper like a millimeter.
- 23:43Speaker 3: I think the idea is like with the towels or
- 23:45Speaker 3: you know, where things go, and things of being in
- 23:47Speaker 3: the place because they're supposed to be that that's general.
- 23:50Speaker 2: So that is normal.
- 23:51Speaker 5: To put things in the place where they're supposed to
- 23:53Speaker 5: be or in the condition they're supposed to be.
- 23:56Speaker 2: That is normal.
- 23:57Speaker 6: So like adjusting a towel like a little bit on
- 23:59Speaker 6: a oven rack, you'll go yeah, because I'm normally No,
- 24:02Speaker 6: you're better than because it.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Was half folded over, like that's if I see you're
- 24:08Speaker 3: making you like you're you're okay with it, you know,
- 24:11Speaker 3: But I.
- 24:11Speaker 6: Don't I think it's normal to just kind of put
- 24:14Speaker 6: the towel back. I don't think it's normal to like
- 24:15Speaker 6: straighten it.
- 24:16Speaker 3: If somebody said, Gina, I'm gonna give you this towel
- 24:18Speaker 3: and you're gonna go hang this on on the on.
- 24:21Speaker 5: The handle for the oven door, you wouldn't just stuff
- 24:25Speaker 5: it there if somebody said to you, because why because
- 24:29Speaker 5: it's supposed to be I don't know, half fold and
- 24:32Speaker 5: half over. You would put it up there in the
- 24:34Speaker 5: way that it's supposed to be because that's that's the way,
- 24:37Speaker 5: that's the accepted.
- 24:39Speaker 6: But if my kid threw it over the thing, I'd
- 24:40Speaker 6: be like whatever, And I wouldn't.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Be like, oh my god, it's not normal. Yeah, it's
- 24:45Speaker 3: not normal, but you would accept it.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Right, So if your kid threw it overall willy nilly,
- 24:49Speaker 2: you'd be able to go to bed that night a
- 24:50Speaker 2: hundred normal.
- 24:54Speaker 6: Jeff, would you sleep at night if your kid had
- 24:56Speaker 6: a towel?
- 24:57Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 24:57Speaker 7: I mean I stopped carrying a long time ago. It
- 25:00Speaker 7: is so funny because in that fridge video he used
- 25:02Speaker 7: the word anxiety so many times, like a yogurt stacked
- 25:05Speaker 7: on top of another yogurt gave him anxiety, Yeah, which
- 25:08Speaker 7: was hilarious to me.
- 25:09Speaker 2: And I became because my fridge, because the yogurt sitting
- 25:13Speaker 2: on top was kind of teetering on the edge. It
- 25:16Speaker 2: could have fallen.
- 25:17Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm going to have a heart attack.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Up and but then what like fallen and then agains
- 25:23Speaker 2: it open, wouldn't be able to sleep. No, okay, it.
- 25:25Speaker 7: Does make me want to be better though, Yeah, it
- 25:27Speaker 7: does make me want.
- 25:28Speaker 2: To be better.
- 25:29Speaker 7: Yes, that's my.
- 25:30Speaker 2: Point, Woody, Woody, Woody.
- 25:32Speaker 5: Sure, and we'll go right over to Gina grad who's
- 25:37Speaker 5: got today's trending news headlines.
- 25:39Speaker 6: Well, we have a winner. Someone in Illinois just became
- 25:42Speaker 6: a billionaire. Yep, a powerball ticket sold it. HIV Gas
- 25:47Speaker 6: Fresh and Fast, and Quincy matched all six numbers in
- 25:50Speaker 6: last night's drawing, so they can take either the full
- 25:52Speaker 6: billion over twenty nine years or grab four hundred and
- 25:55Speaker 6: fifty million lump sum before taxes. The winner has not
- 25:58Speaker 6: been id'd, and we may never know who it is
- 26:00Speaker 6: because lottery winners of more than two hundred and fifty
- 26:02Speaker 6: thousand dollars can request to stay anonymous in Illinois.
- 26:05Speaker 1: I wonder what they're gonna do.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Well, that's the thing anonymous are we? I mean, yeah,
- 26:09Speaker 6: there's when they say, like, I won't tell anyone, but
- 26:11Speaker 6: there will be hints, like like a space shuttle in
- 26:14Speaker 6: their backyard.
- 26:15Speaker 5: You have friends, you have family, They're gonna know they're
- 26:18Speaker 5: coming out of the woodwork. And then once they know,
- 26:21Speaker 5: they're gonna tell hey you know my brother.
- 26:24Speaker 6: Yeah, don't tell any one, Yeah right, yeah exactly.
- 26:26Speaker 3: I mean it's gonna get out. But what you don't
- 26:29Speaker 3: want is you don't want big national coverage. How people
- 26:32Speaker 3: know the name that you've people you've never seen that
- 26:35Speaker 3: you'll never know.
- 26:35Speaker 6: Yep, they made a full TV show out of it.
- 26:37Speaker 6: Have the lottery ruined my life?
- 26:39Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 26:40Speaker 6: No, these people end up like being like kidnapped and murdered.
- 26:47Speaker 5: That's a legit use of wing.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Oh where I got.
- 26:51Speaker 6: Kidnapped, I get murdered?
- 26:57Speaker 2: What was the lom sung four ninety four fifty?
- 27:00Speaker 6: Her taxes though, So it's really like nothing, right, Yeah,
- 27:02Speaker 6: nobody wants that. Well, the White House briefing room is
- 27:05Speaker 6: about to get a new voice at the podium. Press
- 27:07Speaker 6: Secretary Caroline Levitt is stepping down at the end of
- 27:09Speaker 6: the month so she can spend more time with her kids.
- 27:12Speaker 6: She gave birth to her second kid in May and
- 27:14Speaker 6: has been President Trump's Press secretary ever since he returned
- 27:17Speaker 6: to office in January twenty twenty five. She's not completely
- 27:20Speaker 6: out of politics, though Trump says she'll still be one
- 27:22Speaker 6: of his top outside advisors.
- 27:24Speaker 5: Isn't she like twenty something years old.
- 27:27Speaker 6: She's young.
- 27:28Speaker 7: I think she's an old radio person.
- 27:30Speaker 3: I don't think she's old anything. Ye like, oh, she's.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Twenty eight years old.
- 27:35Speaker 6: You so old.
- 27:36Speaker 2: Twenty eight years old and you were the.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Secretary press secretary, the mouse.
- 27:41Speaker 2: She did everything without notes, just off the cuff. Yeah.
- 27:44Speaker 3: I don't really, honestly don't know much about her other
- 27:46Speaker 3: than iprised. How old is this person? You see her
- 27:49Speaker 3: on TV?
- 27:50Speaker 5: Yeah, she's super young, And.
- 27:51Speaker 6: It's so funny because she's obviously super young to be
- 27:53Speaker 6: a press secretary. But then I'm like, she has two
- 27:55Speaker 6: kids and she's only twenty eight. Like to me, that
- 27:58Speaker 6: also seems young, which she used to be the No,
- 28:00Speaker 6: I know exactly it late thirties totally. Well, there's a
- 28:03Speaker 6: major twist in the Luigi Mangioni case. His legal team
- 28:07Speaker 6: is negotiating with federal prosecutors and it involves him pleading
- 28:10Speaker 6: guilty to murder, but the twist comes with the sentencing.
- 28:13Speaker 6: So one possibility is an open plea where sentencing isn't
- 28:17Speaker 6: negotiated and it's left up to the judge. That allows
- 28:20Speaker 6: the defense to present mitigating factors like Luigi's strong feelings
- 28:23Speaker 6: about the healthcare system, and corporate greed that alter his
- 28:26Speaker 6: mental state.
- 28:27Speaker 5: So if he doesn't do that, he's not allowed to
- 28:30Speaker 5: they can't consider any of that kind of stuff. Correct,
- 28:33Speaker 5: But by pleading guilty and working out this plea fail
- 28:36Speaker 5: this way, yeah, they can say, okay, Well, when it
- 28:39Speaker 5: comes to the sentencing, it's up up to the judge.
- 28:42Speaker 5: But the judge is now allowed to hear in the
- 28:43Speaker 5: hearing about how disinfranted. Look, man, I was just super
- 28:46Speaker 5: pissed about the healthcare system and X y Z and
- 28:50Speaker 5: you know, I just I lost my mind and you're
- 28:53Speaker 5: you're you're gonna get a better yeah, you probably.
- 28:57Speaker 2: He's never getting out of prison.
- 28:58Speaker 1: Well, even if he got a death sentence, still going
- 29:02Speaker 1: to be in jail for like thirty plus years. You know,
- 29:05Speaker 1: none of this matters. It's a waste of time.
- 29:07Speaker 3: Well, if he gets the death center, you may not
- 29:09Speaker 3: actually get executed, but he's going to die in prison. Right.
- 29:13Speaker 6: Well, there's also a state case, remember that. So based
- 29:16Speaker 6: on the current state of New York law, it could
- 29:18Speaker 6: mean that if a federal plea gets done, the state
- 29:21Speaker 6: case would just disappear thanks to double jeopardy. So in
- 29:24Speaker 6: the past the judge said no, go to that, but
- 29:27Speaker 6: it's definitely possible, So stay tuned. And Nick Reiner, good
- 29:31Speaker 6: old Nick Reiner. He's been indicted on charges alleging alleging
- 29:35Speaker 6: he murdered his parents, Robin Michelle Reiner by means of
- 29:39Speaker 6: lying in wait. That means that the case will no
- 29:42Speaker 6: longer have the preliminary hearing that had been scheduled to
- 29:45Speaker 6: happen in the next few weeks. So if he's convicted
- 29:47Speaker 6: as charge, ryaner faces the death penalty or life in
- 29:50Speaker 6: a state prison without the possibility of parole. The DA
- 29:53Speaker 6: hasn't decided on whether or not to seek the death
- 29:56Speaker 6: penalty yet though, But just lying in wait, like what,
- 29:59Speaker 6: hiding behind the couch for them to get home.
- 30:01Speaker 12: Well, yeah, to fall asleep, I guess horrible.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Maybe I should explain my frustration. It's just like we're
- 30:06Speaker 1: going to talk about it and talk about and talk
- 30:08Speaker 1: about it. At the end of the day, it's going
- 30:10Speaker 1: to have the same results.
- 30:12Speaker 6: It has to go through the legalism.
- 30:14Speaker 1: All right, onto the next story, you know.
- 30:17Speaker 13: All right, Well the w ny It's just like people.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Are going to spit around, people are going to sit
- 30:28Speaker 1: around and watch his trial like, well.
- 30:31Speaker 3: That's because everybody's obsessed with all the true crimes is
- 30:34Speaker 3: the legal stile that under who freaking cares?
- 30:36Speaker 7: Now?
- 30:37Speaker 1: You know, well, there's people that.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Care for different reasons.
- 30:39Speaker 5: There's people who care because they just love all the
- 30:42Speaker 5: crime stuff period. The high profile case because of the circumstances,
- 30:46Speaker 5: he's hot.
- 30:47Speaker 2: You have those people.
- 30:48Speaker 3: You also have no I thought you were talking about
- 30:52Speaker 3: both of them, but you know, when it comes to
- 30:54Speaker 3: the week, they also have the people who are really
- 30:56Speaker 3: disenfranchised with the healthcare system.
- 30:59Speaker 5: Who are you know, they have their quote rooting interest
- 31:02Speaker 5: in the case.
- 31:04Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of different that's why people care.
- 31:06Speaker 3: If we look at people with the OJ thing or
- 31:08Speaker 3: the Menendez brothers or any of these other the damer thing.
- 31:12Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why completely obsessed with I can't remember who
- 31:15Speaker 2: said it. I just heard it the other day and
- 31:17Speaker 2: I thought, Okay, that's funny, but it's valid that OJ
- 31:20Speaker 2: Simpson not only killed two people, he killed the soap opera.
- 31:23Speaker 2: Because networks picked up the.
- 31:25Speaker 6: Trial, they interrupted all my children.
- 31:29Speaker 2: You yes, so by that logic, he kind of ruined
- 31:32Speaker 2: my mom's lives too.
- 31:35Speaker 8: Well.
- 31:35Speaker 6: The WNBA is pushing back on what it calls bad
- 31:38Speaker 6: faith efforts to stir up controversy over transgender athletes. The
- 31:42Speaker 6: league says there are currently no eligibility issues involving trans players,
- 31:46Speaker 6: but the topic came up during a recent meeting about
- 31:48Speaker 6: online hate and harassment. The WNBA's rules say only women
- 31:52Speaker 6: can play, but they don't specify gender identity, so the
- 31:57Speaker 6: issue got even more attention, as we know, after those
- 31:59Speaker 6: two former NBA players say they identify as women and
- 32:02Speaker 6: they declare themselves eligible for next year's WNBA draft.
- 32:04Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious.
- 32:05Speaker 6: It's pretty funny. The league says it plans to keep
- 32:08Speaker 6: talking about the issue with teams and players, but way
- 32:10Speaker 6: to force the issue. If these guys are like I'm
- 32:13Speaker 6: going in, then they're going to have to make a ruling.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Of Yeah, what's his name? Rice White?
- 32:18Speaker 10: Yeah? And right now, I'm just I'm just having a
- 32:21Speaker 10: blast in my feminine era. I never thought that I
- 32:23Speaker 10: was a woman. You know, I've always trusted the science
- 32:26Speaker 10: and I thought I was a man my entire life.
- 32:28Speaker 10: But you know, after further review, I, you know, look
- 32:31Speaker 10: a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear
- 32:35Speaker 10: that that I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman.
- 32:39Speaker 2: And I think it's only fair.
- 32:40Speaker 10: I'd get a chance to play with with some of
- 32:42Speaker 10: my queens here in the twilight of my career, my
- 32:45Speaker 10: athletic prime.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:46Speaker 5: So he was supposed to have an interview on CNN.
- 32:48Speaker 5: They canceled on him on the in the last minute.
- 32:50Speaker 5: And so then he was talking about that about how
- 32:52Speaker 5: they're not giving a voice to black women.
- 32:54Speaker 6: Yeah, he's not platforming women.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:57Speaker 3: The comment section of all of the videos are so wanted. Dude,
- 33:00Speaker 3: I love like you go girl.
- 33:04Speaker 7: Yeah, he got and everything. Dude.
- 33:08Speaker 6: Yeah, him and Ennis Freedom, I think the others.
- 33:11Speaker 5: There's another dude And he was doing it to make
- 33:13Speaker 5: a point as well, Like he showed up at this
- 33:15Speaker 5: uh women's track meet and he just entered and he
- 33:20Speaker 5: used his sister's name and these are all these are
- 33:24Speaker 5: all girls who are like trained with track and field
- 33:27Speaker 5: in the event. This guy just showed up.
- 33:29Speaker 3: He's taller than they are whatever, and he but other
- 33:32Speaker 3: than he's just a dude. He's not like in shape
- 33:35Speaker 3: per se. He's not working to smoke them. Yes, And
- 33:38Speaker 3: it was to make a point.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point.
- 33:41Speaker 3: The point is like, Okay, so he's taller and just
- 33:44Speaker 3: built different because he's a dude. But if lady, he's
- 33:47Speaker 3: not trained for this sport, and it already gave him
- 33:50Speaker 3: that enough of an advantage to these people who are
- 33:52Speaker 3: really well, you know, conditioned for the sport as women
- 33:55Speaker 3: competing against other women, that you.
- 33:58Speaker 6: Just let anyone in that identifies as they're going to
- 34:00Speaker 6: smoke whoever's Yeah, so he's.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Doing this on behalf of women to make a point
- 34:05Speaker 3: about like why it's not a it's not a fair competition.
- 34:08Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, finally, nothing gets Washington, DC moving like suspicious packages,
- 34:14Speaker 6: and this one stopped everything for two hours. So a
- 34:18Speaker 6: firefighter spotted someone tossing a package with wires sticking out
- 34:21Speaker 6: of it into the trash near the firehouse. Obviously they
- 34:24Speaker 6: were going to take any chances with that, so cops
- 34:26Speaker 6: shut down traffic, brought in the bomb squad true to
- 34:28Speaker 6: the whole thing like it obviously could be an explosive.
- 34:31Speaker 6: But after all that, they opened it up and found
- 34:33Speaker 6: a penis pump. Yeah apparently, as they called it the
- 34:40Speaker 6: official report, an electronic sex portable pump device. So cops
- 34:44Speaker 6: removed the device and reopened the streets, but not before
- 34:47Speaker 6: trips got stuck in two hours on trapping the penis. Wow,
- 34:51Speaker 6: that's sad, and that's what's going on WITHDDY.
- 34:54Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much, Gina grad got it.
- 34:57Speaker 5: We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
- 34:59Speaker 5: what he showed.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Next, hang up the.
- 35:04Speaker 5: Woodie Show.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:07Speaker 5: So with the football season getting going, they always they
- 35:12Speaker 5: always do this, but they simulate the season, you know,
- 35:17Speaker 5: Madden using Madden.
- 35:18Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 35:19Speaker 3: Yeah, And so Yahoo Sports did at this time with
- 35:23Speaker 3: the Madden video game, and it picked the Dallas Cowboys
- 35:26Speaker 3: to win the Super Bowl, Dallas Cowboys beating the Denver
- 35:31Speaker 3: Broncos thirty one to fourteen, led by a rushing attack
- 35:35Speaker 3: from Dak Prescott.
- 35:37Speaker 5: Okay, so the quarterback with the rushing attack, I mean
- 35:40Speaker 5: long shot in real life. I mean, you know the Cowboys,
- 35:43Speaker 5: you know they have some of the longest odds. Yeah,
- 35:45Speaker 5: they were according to Vegas.
- 35:47Speaker 6: I don't think about football. I always thought the Cowboys
- 35:49Speaker 6: were like a big deal.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:52Speaker 5: The game also also predicts that Fernando Mendoza, the rookie
- 35:56Speaker 5: quarterback for the Raiders, would win Offensive Rookie of the Year,
- 36:00Speaker 5: t J. Watt would take Defensive Player of the Year,
- 36:04Speaker 5: and that the Tampa Bay Bucks are going to post
- 36:07Speaker 5: the league's best record really hey, which would which would
- 36:11Speaker 5: work out well for for Baker because like, dude, he
- 36:15Speaker 5: he really wanted a long term deal, you know, going
- 36:18Speaker 5: into this season, and he's been talking about how he's unappreciated,
- 36:23Speaker 5: you know, but uh, dude, Baker Mayfield, man, like he
- 36:27Speaker 5: had all the It's funny, man, he had more endorsements
- 36:30Speaker 5: and opportunities and stuff that he was in Cleveland. He
- 36:32Speaker 5: was on all of those commercials and stuff. Then he
- 36:34Speaker 5: gets down to Tampa Bay and he's played well, but
- 36:36Speaker 5: I don't really see him in any commercials anymore.
- 36:38Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Well, I mean, have you been to that stadium, the
- 36:42Speaker 1: Bucks Stadium.
- 36:43Speaker 2: No, that's the one with the pirate ship though.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Yeah it looks I mean it's cool, but there's nothing
- 36:48Speaker 1: around it really at all. Yeah, it's pretty much like
- 36:50Speaker 1: the Green Bay.
- 36:52Speaker 2: That's the same one that has a pool.
- 36:54Speaker 7: No, that one is in Arizona.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah.
- 36:59Speaker 7: Uh.
- 37:00Speaker 5: Other predictions from Madden twenty seven says the Jets are
- 37:03Speaker 5: going to continue to suck. They're going to finish two
- 37:06Speaker 5: and fifteen.
- 37:09Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean the simulation, I guess is pretty wrong
- 37:12Speaker 3: most of the time.
- 37:14Speaker 7: But ye, yeah it didn't sound right. It all sounds like, yeah,
- 37:16Speaker 7: smoking what menace is smoking?
- 37:18Speaker 1: Was about to say, like, I didn't realize that video
- 37:20Speaker 1: games can drink alcohol.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:23Speaker 5: Still fun game though, man. I mean god, they've come
- 37:26Speaker 5: such a long way since, like you know, Techmo, super Bowl, Yeah,
- 37:30Speaker 5: ten Yard Fight.
- 37:31Speaker 7: Yeah that the old football games look like Minecraft. Oh yeah,
- 37:34Speaker 7: that's what they look at now. It's really so great.
- 37:36Speaker 7: I love the hit stick too, man.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:38Speaker 7: Celebrations is the only.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Thing with the video games I hate, like when they're
- 37:42Speaker 1: loading and they have.
- 37:43Speaker 7: Like these long stories. Oh yeah yeah, I'm like, dude,
- 37:47Speaker 7: just get to the.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Game franchise mode. Yeah, I don't care.
- 37:51Speaker 7: Man.
- 37:52Speaker 5: Yeah. We were talking about the power Ball. When that
- 37:57Speaker 5: power Ball there was a whole report speaking of y'all
- 38:00Speaker 5: that reminded me. We're talking about the Madden thing, because they
- 38:02Speaker 5: did that Madden thing.
- 38:02Speaker 3: But there's a lot of online theories about how chat
- 38:06Speaker 3: GPT can give you advantage in the lotto. Really like
- 38:09Speaker 3: using AI to try to, you know, win the lottery,
- 38:11Speaker 3: but it can't do it. It's a it's a random
- 38:14Speaker 3: number drive. But here's what it can do.
- 38:18Speaker 5: So it can help you avoid having to share with
- 38:21Speaker 5: multiple winners because it'll steer you away from the popular
- 38:25Speaker 5: numbers that people use often, you know, the most the
- 38:29Speaker 5: most used numbers.
- 38:30Speaker 3: That makes more sense. So if you want to have it,
- 38:33Speaker 3: there's gonna be one winner as opposed to three winners,
- 38:36Speaker 3: and they all have to split that jackpot, which would
- 38:39Speaker 3: be fine. I'd be willing to split a jack pot,
- 38:40Speaker 3: you know.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Like if I had to reduce it to like fifteen minutes.
- 38:43Speaker 3: So like theoretically you would end up with the entire
- 38:44Speaker 3: jackpot as opposed to having to you know, split it
- 38:47Speaker 3: up and share it.
- 38:49Speaker 1: A lot of eights being used probably yeah, and seven.
- 38:52Speaker 3: Lucky number seven, yeah, yeah, you got to go with
- 38:55Speaker 3: like all thirteen's and thirteen's and sixty nine.
- 38:57Speaker 7: And I meant.
- 39:01Speaker 2: I have a little scoub on my look, because I.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Can get my any other day of the week. I would,
- 39:08Speaker 1: I'll be one thousand percent down. It would not bug me.
- 39:11Speaker 1: But he has a visible.
- 39:13Speaker 2: I have a little scoub on.
- 39:14Speaker 8: Look.
- 39:15Speaker 5: Just don't kiss you will take your end of the
- 39:16Speaker 5: hot dog, put it into the bag, and that way
- 39:19Speaker 5: there's like a dental damn okay in front of your
- 39:23Speaker 5: stupid face, you know, speaking of a dumb ask Tyler,
- 39:28Speaker 5: Come on in here, Tyler, I have a d a.
- 39:30Speaker 2: T Yeah, in the building.
- 39:32Speaker 3: In the building, all right, I have I have a
- 39:37Speaker 3: proposition for for Tyler. I'm not sure he'd be down
- 39:41Speaker 3: when they're not actually and bring bring Morgan in. Yeah,
- 39:45Speaker 3: hold on, I got an I got an idea.
- 39:48Speaker 8: Here.
- 39:49Speaker 3: We'll see because both of these both these.
- 39:52Speaker 5: People are always down for a little extra a little
- 39:55Speaker 5: extra cash.
- 39:56Speaker 3: Of course, they're always down the team up, you know,
- 39:58Speaker 3: and do stuff. Well, maybe not so much that we're
- 40:02Speaker 3: just waiting on. We're waiting on Morgan high Tyler, Hello,
- 40:04Speaker 3: how are you?
- 40:05Speaker 2: How?
- 40:06Speaker 5: How's everything going?
- 40:06Speaker 2: Where is there she is? Yeah?
- 40:08Speaker 3: There she is.
- 40:09Speaker 2: Tyler is not wearing a hat today. Yeah, it's weird,
- 40:11Speaker 2: it's odd.
- 40:12Speaker 3: I like it.
- 40:13Speaker 7: It's just.
- 40:15Speaker 8: Haircut.
- 40:15Speaker 10: I forgot.
- 40:16Speaker 3: He really wants to show off that haircut. Yeah, and
- 40:19Speaker 3: there's a there's back by the way he buildings. Oh
- 40:25Speaker 3: she goes back.
- 40:27Speaker 2: So wait, how do you say?
- 40:28Speaker 3: Morgan means like res Okay, So we've heard all the
- 40:35Speaker 3: news about the the outbreak, right, the you know, diarrhe
- 40:39Speaker 3: stuff like that. I'm not going to tell you where
- 40:41Speaker 3: I got these things from. I'm not going to give
- 40:42Speaker 3: you any other details, but it was Taylor Farms, right
- 40:47Speaker 3: that was responsible.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Now I have.
- 40:50Speaker 5: Some Taylor Farms. What specifically do we have, Jeff, we
- 40:53Speaker 5: have Taylor Farms, salad kit.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Tailor farms.
- 41:02Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, and then we also have Taylor Farms head
- 41:05Speaker 7: of lettuce because lets has been recalled as well.
- 41:08Speaker 12: Okay do you I already know the question, but yeah,
- 41:13Speaker 12: give it to me.
- 41:15Speaker 3: I was going to say, we could do like some
- 41:16Speaker 3: tailor farm tailor farms roulette. See, let's just see if
- 41:22Speaker 3: you get diarrhea.
- 41:23Speaker 2: What are the chances?
- 41:24Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, you're both down for it.
- 41:28Speaker 7: All right? Enthusiastic.
- 41:30Speaker 3: Well, I mean he's like it.
- 41:32Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not gonna be like.
- 41:33Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, his body might reject it.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Thrilled the potential hospital?
- 41:39Speaker 5: Would it be hospital?
- 41:40Speaker 3: I thought it was just diarrhea.
- 41:43Speaker 2: It depends how long the diarrhea lasts.
- 41:45Speaker 7: In some cases it could be nuclear diarrhea. It could
- 41:49Speaker 7: be bad.
- 41:50Speaker 2: All right, worth it, all right, totally worth it? Yeah, Okay,
- 41:54Speaker 2: what the price tag is?
- 41:56Speaker 3: Well?
- 41:56Speaker 5: How much how much would it take for you?
- 41:58Speaker 2: Greg? Not that much? Probably I'd probably eat some Like
- 42:02Speaker 2: how are you talking about just a portion like one's.
- 42:05Speaker 1: Falid or a whole head of lettuce.
- 42:06Speaker 5: That's a good that's you know what, that's a really
- 42:08Speaker 5: good question.
- 42:08Speaker 2: And it's a good question.
- 42:09Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 42:09Speaker 5: See we're figuring this out on the fly.
- 42:12Speaker 7: Yeah, how much you got.
- 42:14Speaker 12: Those package salad bags? I'll eat the whole bag. Yeah,
- 42:17Speaker 12: it's that much, lettuce, And I never stopped once this
- 42:20Speaker 12: recall started. I stayed by actually meg on sale right now.
- 42:26Speaker 6: When I get it's for the family, it's not enough.
- 42:28Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, Uh, what do you think?
- 42:31Speaker 5: Like a hundred bucks each?
- 42:33Speaker 2: Is that fair? That sounds fair?
- 42:35Speaker 6: What do you Yeah?
- 42:35Speaker 3: I guess And if you need any kind of like
- 42:37Speaker 3: a medium and stuff, I'll put the bill from the.
- 42:39Speaker 6: Ye emergency room.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Yeah all right, yeah, all right to eat a salad
- 42:47Speaker 3: you would eat anywhay.
- 42:48Speaker 5: Now most likely, most likely it's fine. It's not like
- 42:52Speaker 5: every bag, no, you know, but this one with the
- 42:54Speaker 5: jalapeno salad mix. I mean that's everything all in one.
- 42:58Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 42:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Now I'm a salad hit addict. I buy them
- 43:02Speaker 2: all the time. I've never heard of the Hall of
- 43:03Speaker 2: Penia one that sounds good or.
- 43:05Speaker 6: Especially is it like the Crispity like Halloween?
- 43:09Speaker 2: Just go grab it, just gonna go grab it?
- 43:12Speaker 6: Can of those?
- 43:13Speaker 1: Yes, I mean Tyler might just throw it up just
- 43:15Speaker 1: because it's salad.
- 43:17Speaker 7: I don't do a.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Whole lot of salad.
- 43:18Speaker 6: But what then you know either way that's going to
- 43:20Speaker 6: be good for you.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 43:22Speaker 3: How long? Okay? So here's the question. I don't know,
- 43:25Speaker 3: like when you eat something like that that would give
- 43:27Speaker 3: you diarrhea with like how long does that take to
- 43:30Speaker 3: manifest into diarrhea?
- 43:32Speaker 5: When it comes to this kind of stuff.
- 43:33Speaker 4: I think it's like on how healthy you're inside and
- 43:36Speaker 4: your gut is like sammy it would be and instead
- 43:39Speaker 4: be less.
- 43:39Speaker 6: Yeah, usually say well food poisoning, they say it's it
- 43:43Speaker 6: kicks off between eight and twenty four hours after you
- 43:45Speaker 6: eat it.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Yes, oh that long because some people claim like right
- 43:48Speaker 1: away instantly, that's.
- 43:49Speaker 8: Not no, no, not food poisoning.
- 43:51Speaker 1: There's no way.
- 43:52Speaker 2: Oh it's the jalapeno popper minute.
- 43:57Speaker 5: You do love halopen poppers?
- 43:58Speaker 2: Could you please.
- 43:59Speaker 3: Read romaine, lettuce, kale, gross smoked white cheddar cheese, crispy
- 44:07Speaker 3: fried onions, carrots, red cabbage, hatch, chili, crouton, crumbles, popper
- 44:14Speaker 3: ranch dressing.
- 44:15Speaker 2: As pretty good.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Are you supposed to put that on the grill?
- 44:19Speaker 2: Limited addition on the grill? What do you mean?
- 44:21Speaker 6: He chopped up some chicken in there. It's like a
- 44:23Speaker 6: chili salad.
- 44:24Speaker 3: Hey, look it's all it's all chopped up. It's just
- 44:26Speaker 3: a salad.
- 44:27Speaker 12: It looks pressed too. The lettuce doesn't look yellow.
- 44:29Speaker 5: Ignite your taste buds. We took a fan favorite game
- 44:32Speaker 5: Bay snack and kicked it up a notch delicious crunchy
- 44:35Speaker 5: chopped salad veggies pair with a perfect blend of bold
- 44:39Speaker 5: hatch chili, corn bread, cornbread, creutons, crispy onions, smoked white
- 44:45Speaker 5: cheddar cheese. Tossing our creamy kalipinion.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Who wants to toss Tyler salad here?
- 44:54Speaker 2: Why don't you have venus baby bird? It to Tyler.
- 45:02Speaker 7: Morgan?
- 45:02Speaker 1: Did it?
- 45:03Speaker 7: I love it?
- 45:05Speaker 2: Because you know now you might die?
- 45:07Speaker 3: It does say it's mild. Yeah, yeah, it won't.
- 45:11Speaker 5: Be as Greig likes to say. White guys, white guy.
- 45:14Speaker 7: What if what if we split this salad bag right,
- 45:17Speaker 7: because it's not What if we split this and then
- 45:19Speaker 7: had him eat like a wedge off the iceberg lettuce.
- 45:22Speaker 6: Which are you gonna Are you gonna rinse the lettuce
- 45:24Speaker 6: or just straight out of.
- 45:25Speaker 3: The I would think it's However, it's prepared ahead of lettuce.
- 45:29Speaker 3: I'm thinking how it would be prepared at home, right, yeah, okay, yeah,
- 45:33Speaker 3: everybody would rinse it.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually gross. Like if I get ahead of
- 45:37Speaker 2: lettuce for burgers or sandwiches, I just rip off the
- 45:40Speaker 2: outer leaves and then yeah, people don't have one of
- 45:47Speaker 2: those salad spinners.
- 45:48Speaker 3: You get some dust. We see now that you say that,
- 45:50Speaker 3: like lettuce, I would rinse. I don't know why, but
- 45:53Speaker 3: like apple would, strawberries, blueberries, grapes, any of those other
- 45:58Speaker 3: things that people are like constantly why before they eat?
- 46:01Speaker 2: I never do.
- 46:02Speaker 5: You don't like you?
- 46:05Speaker 2: No, I never do.
- 46:06Speaker 6: Don't you both the two of you are such walking contradictions.
- 46:09Speaker 2: I just raw dogs? What about an apple?
- 46:12Speaker 3: Just just like maybe rub it on your shirt a
- 46:14Speaker 3: little bit like you Actually I take the sticker off. Yeah,
- 46:19Speaker 3: and then we have one of those things that just
- 46:21Speaker 3: cuts it into all the you know, the wedges you
- 46:24Speaker 3: push you over the top, boom and just cuts in
- 46:26Speaker 3: the wedges and I just eat it from there.
- 46:28Speaker 5: I don't ye, I don't wash them.
- 46:29Speaker 12: Wow, you've been fine.
- 46:30Speaker 7: Interesting My mom.
- 46:32Speaker 3: My mom's got a whole system. She's got this thing
- 46:34Speaker 3: that spins. Yeah, she's got this special stuff that she
- 46:37Speaker 3: buys that veggie wash. Yeah, special, Like what is that veggie?
- 46:42Speaker 12: Vinegar makes it fresh longer.
- 46:44Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the stuff that you can buy. It's like
- 46:46Speaker 3: a it's like a cleaner for your produce.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean I don't eat veggie, so I
- 46:51Speaker 2: wouldn't know.
- 46:51Speaker 6: Or people like I soak my strawberries and vinegar overnight.
- 46:54Speaker 6: I'm like, sounds delicious. Vinegar.
- 46:56Speaker 14: Yeah, but you dilute it with water. But it does,
- 46:58Speaker 14: it makes it lasts longer.
- 46:59Speaker 5: You have you seen the videos where people will put
- 47:03Speaker 5: the strawberries in stuff and like the little.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Stuff crawls out. Yeah, yes, I don't know if that's.
- 47:08Speaker 6: Real or I don't either, I just eat them.
- 47:10Speaker 8: I don't.
- 47:12Speaker 2: I don't think.
- 47:12Speaker 3: I assume it could be like they say you have
- 47:14Speaker 3: this little one, not say I know it's the fact
- 47:17Speaker 3: you have the little mites and stuff on your face, Like, yeah,
- 47:19Speaker 3: I know that's a real I think if you put
- 47:21Speaker 3: anything under a microscope enough, you're going to you're gonna
- 47:24Speaker 3: micro Yeah. It's kind of like you don't go to
- 47:26Speaker 3: the you don't you don't go look at the kitchen
- 47:27Speaker 3: or your favorite restaurant.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Why ruin it?
- 47:31Speaker 6: There's a reason that's behind closed door.
- 47:32Speaker 5: So Jeff's putting the sal together. We'll let you know
- 47:35Speaker 5: how it goes. Easy money, easy eight seven seven.
- 47:39Speaker 3: I want to hear more about your trip, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 47:43Speaker 3: we'll get a recap. We had some guesses while you
- 47:45Speaker 3: were gone on what on what was going on?
- 47:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 47:49Speaker 6: The state of the Union.
- 47:50Speaker 5: Yeah, the state of the Union, A good way to
- 47:52Speaker 5: put that. And uh Morgan, who all of a suddon
- 48:00Speaker 5: as official boyfriend girlfriend status with the guy that she's
- 48:05Speaker 5: been talking to. She came to us and she goes, oh, hey,
- 48:09Speaker 5: I have this opportunity to go to Japan.
- 48:12Speaker 3: Yes for a handful of days. Is it cool if
- 48:15Speaker 3: I go? We're like, yeah, absolutely sure.
- 48:17Speaker 5: Yeah, and she went. She had her trip. We were
- 48:20Speaker 5: following along on social media as much. She was posting
- 48:23Speaker 5: about it, and and now she's back. Welcome back to Morgan. Yeah,
- 48:29Speaker 5: so how was how was the trip? You had never
- 48:31Speaker 5: been to Japan before? Obviously, no, Yeah, first time?
- 48:34Speaker 1: And I would did it rule as hard as we said.
- 48:36Speaker 12: It like ten times more than yeah.
- 48:39Speaker 4: Wow, when I tell you this was the most magical, inspiring,
- 48:44Speaker 4: even life changing trip, like of my life.
- 48:46Speaker 12: I was only there for what for?
- 48:48Speaker 3: Five days feels like a long We'll explain what you
- 48:50Speaker 3: mean by that.
- 48:52Speaker 5: Just get magical inspiring? Like how magical? Like how is
- 48:55Speaker 5: it magical? How is it inspiring?
- 48:56Speaker 4: First of all with my boyfriend, which sounds crazy to say,
- 49:00Speaker 4: I'm just like so into him, But then also just
- 49:03Speaker 4: learning about a new culture, going into a place that
- 49:07Speaker 4: I've only heard about, right, didn't do much research, didn't
- 49:10Speaker 4: even get my phone set up to work out there,
- 49:12Speaker 4: like I was just going with the wind, right, but to.
- 49:15Speaker 5: Learn, I mean, think about that. The phone just doesn't
- 49:17Speaker 5: work well.
- 49:17Speaker 12: I used WhatsApp to like text or send pictures and stuff.
- 49:21Speaker 5: So you can't be on your network, huh, I mean
- 49:23Speaker 5: there's no way for like you'll go to some places
- 49:25Speaker 5: and like U there is a.
- 49:26Speaker 12: Way you can do an e SIM thing, which yeah,
- 49:28Speaker 12: we tried to do that when I was there.
- 49:29Speaker 1: But the phone, it's easy usually just get another SIM
- 49:32Speaker 1: card if you're if you're service provider.
- 49:35Speaker 3: Whatever you want to talk to anybody.
- 49:36Speaker 1: It's really really easy to do.
- 49:38Speaker 5: Even think about that.
- 49:39Speaker 4: Yeah, so I could only use my phone on Wi Fi,
- 49:41Speaker 4: which that was awesome too, not being on my phone
- 49:43Speaker 4: twenty four to seven, and like genuinely being in the moment.
- 49:47Speaker 4: But I'm just so grateful because not only did I
- 49:50Speaker 4: get to go to a rise and fight, which is
- 49:52Speaker 4: huge in like the MMA world, it used to be
- 49:54Speaker 4: called pride back in the day.
- 49:56Speaker 5: To change it, I wonder why.
- 50:00Speaker 3: To get hijacked or something.
- 50:01Speaker 4: But then also like I was with locals there, people
- 50:04Speaker 4: that are from Osaka, Japan, and like didn't speak much
- 50:08Speaker 4: English at all, and so everything we went to go
- 50:10Speaker 4: do or every place we went to eat was like
- 50:13Speaker 4: mega loocal.
- 50:14Speaker 5: Like I saw you tried a bunch of stuff.
- 50:16Speaker 12: I saw you tried to cargoes cargo oysters. I had
- 50:20Speaker 12: beef tongue delicious.
- 50:22Speaker 4: I had stomach also delicious.
- 50:27Speaker 12: I tried everything. Oh the food was amazing.
- 50:29Speaker 3: And yeah, she's not shy when it comes to try
- 50:31Speaker 3: and stuff, try pretty much everything.
- 50:33Speaker 2: Where'd you think of oysters?
- 50:34Speaker 12: I loved him.
- 50:35Speaker 4: I think I chewed them too much though, because when
- 50:37Speaker 4: I threw it back, everyone was looking at me like
- 50:39Speaker 4: no swallows, and I just.
- 50:41Speaker 5: Sent what about thees cargo the snails?
- 50:45Speaker 2: Really?
- 50:45Speaker 1: Yeah, you spent your time in Tokyo.
- 50:49Speaker 4: I was in Tokyo, correct, Yeah, but just it wasn't
- 50:53Speaker 4: even like a vacation, right, like I feel like I
- 50:55Speaker 4: really got to immerse myself in the culture with the
- 50:58Speaker 4: people there. I spent a day with these girlfriends of
- 51:01Speaker 4: another coach from the team. They didn't speak a lick
- 51:03Speaker 4: of English, so and I didn't have Google Translate because
- 51:06Speaker 4: I didn't have Wi Fi. So to spend a day
- 51:08Speaker 4: with these two girls and we couldn't communicate, but at
- 51:10Speaker 4: the same time, we had a great day, Like it
- 51:13Speaker 4: was just so magical and everyone there is so medicine.
- 51:17Speaker 4: Sea Bass has talked about this, but the respect there,
- 51:20Speaker 4: like not only is it a very clean place, but
- 51:23Speaker 4: I'm going to say, oh saw the time now, Like
- 51:25Speaker 4: the respect that you have for everyone just passing by,
- 51:29Speaker 4: or anytime you go on a restaurant, like you bow
- 51:31Speaker 4: to everyone, you know, you take your shoes off. It's
- 51:34Speaker 4: just a whole nother level of respecting human beings.
- 51:36Speaker 6: Okay, so let's ask the Sea Bass question, how did
- 51:38Speaker 6: you feel in your outfits and did you feel comfortable
- 51:42Speaker 6: or do you feel like you were showing the proper respect.
- 51:45Speaker 6: He doesn't know what.
- 51:46Speaker 12: He's talking about.
- 51:47Speaker 4: First of all, Like I had cute outfits when I
- 51:49Speaker 4: was in Japan and dressed up for certain things.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Well that was the whole thing you were kind of
- 51:52Speaker 3: concerned about before you left. We did aid you went
- 51:55Speaker 3: out shopping and you try to find, you know, different things.
- 51:57Speaker 12: I was only concerned about the first class flight.
- 52:00Speaker 5: Okay, which we'll get to but go ahead.
- 52:02Speaker 4: But everyone there was dressed the same as me in
- 52:04Speaker 4: sweats and you know, yeah, yeah, I don't feel like
- 52:06Speaker 4: people were looking at me and judge of me. No.
- 52:08Speaker 14: See, that's had a big deal that you were gonna
- 52:10Speaker 14: wear a tank top and yeah.
- 52:12Speaker 1: But that was mostly just for the flight.
- 52:14Speaker 6: Well, and it's not like you were traveling with like
- 52:15Speaker 6: Morgan Stanley.
- 52:16Speaker 4: These are athletes, right, And it was so cool to
- 52:19Speaker 4: be with these huge like these are heavyweight guys, right.
- 52:21Speaker 4: The fighter that we saw he's six or eight, and
- 52:24Speaker 4: so first of all, I'm tall for a girl, but
- 52:26Speaker 4: I'm with all these huge guys. So everywhere we went,
- 52:28Speaker 4: people are like, who are these monsters? They call him
- 52:34Speaker 4: the Japanese Godzilla for real. So it was just so
- 52:37Speaker 4: cool to not only experience Tokyo, but to be in
- 52:41Speaker 4: this MMA.
- 52:42Speaker 3: World first time, all these new experiences, all the things
- 52:45Speaker 3: that you did and tried and everything out.
- 52:47Speaker 5: What was your what was the best thing.
- 52:49Speaker 4: You did hmmm, either the fight the rise and fight
- 52:53Speaker 4: was amazing, but also going to we went to a
- 52:54Speaker 4: bunch of different sanctuaries and shrines and I learned like
- 52:58Speaker 4: the whole cultural you know, how to pay respect to
- 53:00Speaker 4: the spirits and the gods and do all that kind
- 53:02Speaker 4: of stuff. And learning about the culture that I think
- 53:05Speaker 4: was the most powerful thing.
- 53:07Speaker 5: What was the best thing you ate?
- 53:09Speaker 12: Oh, that's tough.
- 53:11Speaker 4: Best thing I really like cow toungue. I know it
- 53:16Speaker 4: was like it was like a Korean barbecue type thing.
- 53:19Speaker 1: So acause I'm like, that's mostly Korean, not Japanese.
- 53:24Speaker 4: Well, a lot of these restaurants, you go take your
- 53:26Speaker 4: shoes off, we're sitting on the floor. Like these are
- 53:28Speaker 4: local spots where like sumo wrestlers go to eating stuff.
- 53:32Speaker 4: You always have one person at the table that serves
- 53:34Speaker 4: the table kind of and their culture. There is the
- 53:36Speaker 4: youngest guy on the team. He's in charge of carrying
- 53:39Speaker 4: all our bags, making sure the car pulls up to go,
- 53:43Speaker 4: like it's very much like you respect your elders.
- 53:45Speaker 12: He serves us food.
- 53:47Speaker 4: There's certain spots where I have to sit at a
- 53:49Speaker 4: table as the female.
- 53:51Speaker 12: Yah, where is that well next to my man.
- 53:56Speaker 3: But you still get to sit next to like your
- 53:58Speaker 3: behind him.
- 53:58Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's like, you know, the big boss, so
- 54:01Speaker 4: he's always at the head of the table or certain spot.
- 54:04Speaker 4: Like there's just so many rules. It's just what a
- 54:09Speaker 4: beautiful place and the people are so nice.
- 54:13Speaker 7: Heard.
- 54:14Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so the world could be better.
- 54:17Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that actual visuals of just everything walking around
- 54:21Speaker 1: is just insane.
- 54:23Speaker 3: So there was some some wagering going on, loose wagering. Now, Gina,
- 54:29Speaker 3: you said she was going to come back.
- 54:31Speaker 6: I thought she was. She might come back with a ring,
- 54:33Speaker 6: all right.
- 54:34Speaker 5: Are you engaged?
- 54:35Speaker 12: No? No, not officially, No, not officially. We talked about.
- 54:40Speaker 4: It, like engagement about kids. We've talked about like what
- 54:46Speaker 4: because already, Wow, that's he's older. I'm old as you
- 54:50Speaker 4: guys know, you're so old. There's no point to date someone,
- 54:55Speaker 4: especially exclusively, if you don't want the same things in
- 54:58Speaker 4: the future.
- 55:00Speaker 12: Yeah, So we've had those discussions. All right, So I'm
- 55:03Speaker 12: not engaged.
- 55:03Speaker 4: No, I'm not pregnant yet.
- 55:07Speaker 3: That was the other one.
- 55:08Speaker 7: We don't know yet, it's gonna take a few weeks.
- 55:12Speaker 2: One of the guesses is clearly wrong because there was
- 55:14Speaker 2: a few guesses that you were not even going to
- 55:16Speaker 2: come back.
- 55:17Speaker 4: Well we had, we both got on a flight at
- 55:20Speaker 4: the same time. If he wouldn't have come back, then
- 55:22Speaker 4: that maybe not.
- 55:26Speaker 6: And I did check with her just to double check
- 55:28Speaker 6: that she was flying home first class too. It's not
- 55:31Speaker 6: like he got cheap at the very end.
- 55:33Speaker 3: Oh my god, where does the Where does he live
- 55:36Speaker 3: in New Jersey?
- 55:38Speaker 5: So he's on the east coast?
- 55:39Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, right, well that would have to get figured out,
- 55:41Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
- 55:43Speaker 12: But I brought you guys some cookies too. They're like
- 55:46Speaker 12: Machia cookies, Yes, from a super local spot. I had
- 55:49Speaker 12: one already, and then I also went to seven eleven.
- 55:54Speaker 2: All right, it's weird sound from the box.
- 55:57Speaker 7: The seven eleven rule so hard there, right, rules.
- 56:01Speaker 12: But unfortunately we ate all the snacks.
- 56:03Speaker 6: Well, another friend of mine got back when you got back.
- 56:06Speaker 6: She was also in Tokyo and said that the seven
- 56:07Speaker 6: to eleven bathrooms are like the cleanest thing she's ever
- 56:10Speaker 6: seen in her life.
- 56:10Speaker 4: I mean all bathrooms there. I didn't try that one, oh,
- 56:13Speaker 4: I said it was awesome.
- 56:14Speaker 12: Oh speaking of bathrooms.
- 56:15Speaker 4: Okay, so at one point I really need to go
- 56:17Speaker 4: to the bathroom, and he was in the bathroom in
- 56:19Speaker 4: the hotel room. So I'm like, okay, perfect, I'll go
- 56:21Speaker 4: to the lobby. Yep, hopefully I can poop or something. Right,
- 56:25Speaker 4: For some reason, I could not figure out they're all
- 56:28Speaker 4: like Toto toilets, right, yeah, but washing very fancy the
- 56:32Speaker 4: hotel lobby toilet. I could not figure out how to
- 56:34Speaker 4: flush it.
- 56:35Speaker 3: And I was in that song It's.
- 56:38Speaker 4: No I pressed every goddamn but the sounds are going off.
- 56:43Speaker 4: They have birds chirping. Yeah, it's spraying the walls trying
- 56:47Speaker 4: to wash it. I was, I'm not kidding you. I
- 56:49Speaker 4: was in that soft five minutes freaking out because I
- 56:52Speaker 4: knew whoever walked in behind me was gonna be like
- 56:53Speaker 4: this dirty American.
- 56:56Speaker 12: I couldn't figure it out.
- 56:57Speaker 1: I had to leave it on flush d by button.
- 57:00Speaker 4: You left the duty in there maybe, And so when
- 57:04Speaker 4: I walked out, I told the girl in line, who
- 57:06Speaker 4: didn't speak English, I'm like, that one doesn't work.
- 57:09Speaker 12: You should go in there, and she went right in.
- 57:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:15Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 57:18Speaker 12: That was probably the worst part of the tur al.
- 57:19Speaker 5: Right, Well, I'm glad you had such a great trip.
- 57:21Speaker 3: Welcome back, thank you.
- 57:23Speaker 12: And thanks for letting me go for a few days
- 57:24Speaker 12: of course, appreciate it.
- 57:26Speaker 3: Like anybody, even if we even even like nah, I
- 57:28Speaker 3: don't think so you would have gone, yeah, yeah, exactly right.
- 57:33Speaker 3: We're gonna tak argument that most people would make when
- 57:36Speaker 3: it comes to first class. That is next here on
- 57:39Speaker 3: the Woodi Show.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Hang On returns right after these messages.
- 57:47Speaker 3: And we go to Adolpho in Irwindale. What's up, Adolpha?
- 57:51Speaker 3: How you doing? Man? WHOA what a show? Well, Udolpho,
- 57:55Speaker 3: you are caller number ninety eight? What are you trying
- 57:58Speaker 3: to win?
- 57:59Speaker 8: Go?
- 57:59Speaker 7: Baby?
- 58:00Speaker 2: I need that Woodie Show gear.
- 58:02Speaker 12: But I'll also take that laptop.
- 58:03Speaker 1: Baby. Yeah, yeah, we.
- 58:06Speaker 11: Got you.
- 58:08Speaker 8: All.
- 58:08Speaker 3: Yes, you got the Woodie Show back to school laptop.
- 58:11Speaker 5: Now is this.
- 58:12Speaker 3: Gonna be used by a child or are you gonna
- 58:14Speaker 3: keep this for yourself?
- 58:15Speaker 5: Adolpho?
- 58:17Speaker 7: No, no, no, my daughter needs that laptop.
- 58:18Speaker 3: Okay.
- 58:20Speaker 7: Also actually is going okay awesome. I was thinking that
- 58:22Speaker 7: you just keep it for yourself.
- 58:23Speaker 3: But that's fine, lu Kell, stay long, beat baby, kel beach.
- 58:27Speaker 7: There you go.
- 58:27Speaker 5: So HP laptop that includes the Microsoft Suite for Life,
- 58:30Speaker 5: which is cool, plus all that Woodie Show gear you
- 58:32Speaker 5: were talking about, the O g O backpack, the O
- 58:35Speaker 5: Walla water bottle, in the Woody showy yep, that's ups
- 58:38Speaker 5: yours all right, Well, Delpho make congratulations number one in
- 58:43Speaker 5: irwin Dale, which everybody knows.
- 58:47Speaker 3: Hang on one second, my friend, we will get all
- 58:48Speaker 3: of your information. That's how it's done. Adolpho is the
- 58:52Speaker 3: latest Winter on that back to school laptop.
- 58:56Speaker 7: This is the Woody Show.
- 59:01Speaker 2: I have the newly engaged Morgan. Yeah.
- 59:05Speaker 5: I mean for all intents and purposes, right, I mean
- 59:09Speaker 5: like kind of I.
- 59:11Speaker 6: Mean you're super together, yes, super together, super together.
- 59:15Speaker 5: Well that's good Megan, not even just exclusively it's Meg.
- 59:19Speaker 3: Yeah. So Morgan took her first ever trip to Japan,
- 59:23Speaker 3: and we heard all about that she had. She had
- 59:25Speaker 3: a great time. She said, magical life, life life changing.
- 59:31Speaker 1: Everybody should go to Japan.
- 59:32Speaker 3: Yes, it's like when you said life changing, I thought
- 59:34Speaker 3: she was talking about like, oh, like what Gina was.
- 59:37Speaker 6: Change of circumstances?
- 59:39Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, exactly. See.
- 59:42Speaker 5: Anyway, now the other thing you did for the first
- 59:45Speaker 5: time and you were a little anxious about it was
- 59:48Speaker 5: flying first class.
- 59:49Speaker 12: Yeah, anxious in the way of like I didn't want
- 59:51Speaker 12: people to be.
- 59:52Speaker 3: Like, why is she here?
- 59:53Speaker 5: Yeah, So let me let me ask you a question.
- 59:56Speaker 5: What did you expect like before you actually got there, Like,
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: what were you expecting first class to be?
- 1:00:03Speaker 12: I don't I guess, I don't know.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: Just you go separate, like I assumed, you just enter
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: on a whole separate door of the plane. You can,
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: because every time I've gotten on a flight, I don't
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: even see the first class people, right, and you're just
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: go straight to economy. So I was expecting like suits
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: and ties and briefcases and hot girls and high heel
- 1:00:23Speaker 4: champagne champagne, which lots of champagne. But I was pleasantly
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: surprised most people were in sweats too, like and I
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: think that's the style these days. You can be super
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: super rich and dressed like a homeless parson.
- 1:00:36Speaker 12: It's kind of like in style now. Yeah, but yeah,
- 1:00:40Speaker 12: I guess. I flew on two different airlines. I did
- 1:00:43Speaker 12: japan Air on the way there and then Singapore Airlines
- 1:00:46Speaker 12: on the way back.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: I've seen like some of their stuff online, their suits
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: and stuff.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: The only thing I didn't like about the Singapore airlines
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: is if you want to, you know, move your seat
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: from just a seat to a bed, you have to
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: get one of the flight attendants to do it for you.
- 1:01:04Speaker 6: Can you go ahead and give her a wham?
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: I know, was it to prepare your bed because that's
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: what happened on emirates with us?
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: Well yeah, but they have to pull it out like
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: but Japan Airlines, there's just a button that you just yeah,
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: they will bring.
- 1:01:17Speaker 10: Like I know.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: That weekend trip to Dubai and they they would come
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: and prepare because there was like almost like a like
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: a mattress pat or whatever to put down and make
- 1:01:27Speaker 5: it even more like a mattress.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so nice and then full on bedding
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: and everything.
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: Yeah, like she slippers.
- 1:01:36Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, so it was kind of you know,
- 1:01:38Speaker 12: like I got to ask the girl to make my
- 1:01:40Speaker 12: seat into a bed.
- 1:01:44Speaker 7: Halloying, right problem right?
- 1:01:46Speaker 12: Wow, dude, the food was amazing. I had to rack
- 1:01:50Speaker 12: a lamb on a plane.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: Yeah, watching movies, watch a movie. But did you sleep?
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: Did you actually use it as the bed and sleep?
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: I slept so good on the way back yesterday that
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: I had a dream that the plane crashed into the ocean.
- 1:02:03Speaker 6: That's a great dream.
- 1:02:04Speaker 12: Yeah it was.
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: We all survived and we got to use the slide
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: would But then I woke up and it felt so
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: real and I was like wait, I'm still on the plane.
- 1:02:11Speaker 12: I thought we crashed, Like yeah, so I got some
- 1:02:13Speaker 12: great sleep.
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: Yeah, I told you.
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: The best sleep score with my aura ring that I
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: ever got was on that trip that medicine and I did,
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: the extreme weekend.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Trip to Dubai.
- 1:02:22Speaker 12: Really.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: Yeah, we're spooning.
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: I talk about the hum of the engine and when
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: they make up those beds like that, they're so comfortable.
- 1:02:28Speaker 12: They really are. Yeah, there's something about the hum of
- 1:02:30Speaker 12: an airplane.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: I find the same thing on a cruise ship, like
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: the there's that kind of that low level hump. Yeah,
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: that happens like the engines on the cruise ship at least. Yeah,
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: and not if you have like that sound of the
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: you got like a you know, like a like an
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: outdoor slider and you can hear the water like smacking
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: the side of the boat and steing that right to sleep.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: So now it's good for you, not only ruined, but Detroy.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: Any future flight, no, I think.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: For a big trip like a twelve flight, I would
- 1:03:01Speaker 4: prefer first class, right, but I can do you know,
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: if it's somewhere in the States, I'm fine an economy
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: that's good.
- 1:03:07Speaker 15: Okay.
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: I was gonna say, did you think it was worth it?
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: I mean, not that you paid for this ticket, but
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: do you think now that you know about first class?
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: Now that's different. First class the lay flat seats, the pods,
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: those are different. Typical first class is just like a
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: wider seat. You do have, you know, you have like
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: unlimited drinks, well unlimited to a certain point less you
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: start creating a problem. There's a meal served thing that
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: you get on first you knowing things like that. Do
- 1:03:34Speaker 5: you think it's worth it?
- 1:03:35Speaker 12: Absolutely if you're going international and you can.
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: Yes, But even domestically, would you say that it's worth.
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: It if I had a ton of money to blow, yeah, sure,
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: But to me if it's domestically, kind of a waste
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: if your flight's you know, less than two hours.
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: Okay, Because I bring this up because comedian Joe Derosao
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: we've met.
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: Uh, he's a lot with the you know Bert. Yeah,
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: he's a you know on Bird's show.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: He's got a stand up special to just hit Netflix,
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: and he's got this bit in there about how we're
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: all getting hustled by corporate America. Oh like for these
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: quote luxuries and one of his examples. Let's see if
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: you agree or disagree is take on first class.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: Everything is a hustle.
- 1:04:16Speaker 7: Quality.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: Quality is a hustle.
- 1:04:18Speaker 7: It's fake, doesn't exist.
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: First Class is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: First Class sucks. It's a chair.
- 1:04:28Speaker 7: You can fit in it, that's.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: All it is. But they make coach class so utterly
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: that by the time you get up to first class you're.
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, this is fantastic.
- 1:04:43Speaker 9: My kneecaps aren't turning inside out from the scene in
- 1:04:45Speaker 9: front of me.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: I get free range juice before takeoff.
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: What am I a princess?
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: This was definitely worth an extra seventeen hundred to Tampa.
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: As Joe DeRosa now on domestic first class, he is
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: absolutely right. It's just a bigger seat. It's a bigger seat.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: You can actually fail.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: It's a bigger, more comfortable seat, and you know, you
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: might get the like I said, the meal and if
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: you're really big on you know, the drinks. For me,
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: it's like I don't, I don't really drink, so I taken.
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: I don't ever really take it. It's wasted on me.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: I don't really take advantage of that stuff.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: I've flown first class once and it was because I
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: was on standby and they just so happened to put
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: me on it, and I was very, very excited for it.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: I tried one time to upgrade to first class because
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: I've never done it, and I thought, let's see how
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: much the difference would be. I thought it would be.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: I'm incredibly naive, having never done it, didn't know what
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: to expect. I thought it would be an extra maybe
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: three hundred bucks. It was like an extra eighteen hundred.
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: Well that's yeah, it's like come a lot of times
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: you can. That'll be like an extra two fifty or
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: something or something like that. The law for it is
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: lucked out all over one hundred fifty bucks. It depends
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: on where you're going. You're going internationally, it's going to
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: be more expensive, something more domestic.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: Yes, it's just like one of the like a four
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: hour flight.
- 1:06:07Speaker 7: Yes, Jeff, I will say Jet Blues Mint is great
- 1:06:10Speaker 7: first class. I know Seabs has mentioned that a couple
- 1:06:12Speaker 7: of times. It's a real good experience because it's fully
- 1:06:14Speaker 7: laid down.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good everything.
- 1:06:16Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the one that I would say domestically really rules.
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: If I would say, it's totally worth it, no matter
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: what domestically or internationally. If you do have the pods,
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: if you have the lay flat option, that is.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: A game changer.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's just I think American Airlines has the
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: worst because there are just the bigger seats. There's no
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: entertainment in the seat back in front of you. It's
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: like you use it just on your use it just on.
- 1:06:40Speaker 5: Your own devices. You're still paying for the Wi Fi.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: It's like there's not a lot of America basically.
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: Pretty much, Yeah, pretty much, Yeah, pretty much. Well, I'm
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: glad you had a I'm glad you had a great time.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: Thank you so lucky, and again, welcome back, and you know,
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: quote unquote unofficial congratulations on whatever.
- 1:07:00Speaker 8: You know.
- 1:07:00Speaker 12: Sammy's turn you guys, no what it used to. Sammy's
- 1:07:06Speaker 12: getting married, sam He's getting married.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: Well, there could be like so many wedding seas.
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: There's could be so many WOODI Show weddings.
- 1:07:14Speaker 12: Yeah, joint one.
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: Do you guys think, ladies, you know, take a break
- 1:07:19Speaker 5: for a second. All right, I'm talking to Menace, Greg
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: and Gina right now there, and Jeff, do you think okay?
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: And individually do we get invited?
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that we would get invited
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: to Morgan's.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think I'm not sure. Sammy is a
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: wild card, and I don't think it has anything to
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: do with her feelings about us. I think it's more
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: about like the kind of wedding that she would have.
- 1:07:45Speaker 6: Yeah, would we stay.
- 1:07:46Speaker 10: We wouldn't.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: We wouldn't make the cut.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that.
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: She'd still expect to give though. Yeah, we're still discussing.
- 1:07:57Speaker 7: I agree with you. I think it's a hard no.
- 1:07:59Speaker 7: And it's not that she doesn't like it's hard enough.
- 1:08:02Speaker 7: I think it's it's financial and it sounds like both
- 1:08:05Speaker 7: of y'all have big families and stuff like.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: That, decided to have a small intimately.
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: Yeah what I'm thinking, Yeah, I'm thinking I don't know why.
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: I'm thinking like a Cape cod kind of thing.
- 1:08:15Speaker 6: Like Cinderella's Castle only seats so many people.
- 1:08:17Speaker 5: Right or yeah, or something something like that.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: Our boat in Nantucket only has.
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: The beach accommodate.
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: It was like Morgan's. For sure.
- 1:08:28Speaker 12: I think it would be, you know, lit on and
- 1:08:31Speaker 12: on you guys the reason that I'm in this relationship.
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: Yeah, so menace what your guests on both I think
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: we would be invited to both to both.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I think after this conversation we'd get invited to both.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: But I would also like to preemptively tell Morgan if
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: it requires flying somewhere, I will just send a gift.
- 1:08:48Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, we know that about you, dude.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: I'm not going to fly anywhere or something ever. Again, Okay,
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: I have.
- 1:08:55Speaker 6: A specific one for Sammy. I think we are invited
- 1:08:58Speaker 6: to both weddings, but I think sam you will have
- 1:09:01Speaker 6: some like pre wedding activities that maybe we don't make
- 1:09:03Speaker 6: the cut for those.
- 1:09:04Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well, I would never expect, nor would you
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: want to, Yeah, I would.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: I would never expect awesome, Yeah, things like yes, I'm
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: gonna say you ever heard you've already heard my guest.
- 1:09:13Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: Sure. For Morgan and I would say eighty percent chance
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: that we don't get invited to Sandy's.
- 1:09:20Speaker 6: I would say eighty percent chance that we do.
- 1:09:22Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: My only fear with Sammy says like, oh, it's some
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: old timy barn in the middle of nowhere.
- 1:09:34Speaker 7: Can we pick a cool.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: Destiny's written with flowers?
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: He says, I'm sorry, but Sammy wouldn't invite you guys.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: You guys are all white trash. Oh, I mean, dare you.
- 1:09:44Speaker 5: We're gonna take a quick break.
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: More what he showed next time on.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: Do you ever say something out loud and you realize,
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: oh my god, I am so stupid. This is the
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: Woody Show.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: Well, the other.
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: Person I forgot about, like when it comes to all
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: this marriage talk that we've had is Sea Bass, because
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: Sea Bass had said at the very.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: Beginning of the year that he was going to be
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: married by the end of this year.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: That's resolution.
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: Like, how's that going?
- 1:10:17Speaker 3: Not well, but no serious prospects on the horizon, unfortunately, Greg,
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: I hate to break this to you. Heterosexual males, yes,
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: don't have the option to have sex with someone of
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: them take care of them the rest of their life.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I saw, and I was showing it was
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: a sad reality.
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: Sadly guys, well sometimes gay guys do.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: I was showing, uh, Greg and Gina this video of
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: this woman that she was getting ready for her date
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: with her husband, and I'm like, oh my god, this
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: this woman looks like she should be.
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: Guarding a bridge.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: Gina's reaction and very unfortunate, but like you know, Gina's reaction,
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: like she's got a husband.
- 1:11:01Speaker 6: Yeah, I follow her online. She is married.
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: Meanwhile, Bass can't find a wife. I mean here, this
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: is the video she's getting ready, I don't know what
- 1:11:09Speaker 5: I mean it's going on. So she's got bad alopecia
- 1:11:12Speaker 5: and or burn scars.
- 1:11:14Speaker 6: Also, has anyone ever seen the movie Mega Mind because
- 1:11:16Speaker 6: she kind of looks like that.
- 1:11:17Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got the giant yeah glasses. And by the way,
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: I always like to brag about how I built this
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: algorithm by brick, but like, I don't know how this one, yeah,
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: I mean loosely maybe on some of these other.
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: Things that we we see.
- 1:11:34Speaker 6: That one's all Morgan.
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: So again just out of curiosity, why why why was
- 1:11:39Speaker 5: that the resolution?
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: Was?
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: It just feel like it was time, you know, got
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: baby baby fever?
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: Can we get can we get like a genuine response?
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: Really the genuine responses. I just felt like it's time.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: But not based on like there's not like a TV
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: show that was casting where they're gonna marry people off.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Or that he was trying to response or so he
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: was sugar Mama that you were.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: It just seems more it's just seems more likely for
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: you as a guy who likes a project. My sugar
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: mam as I've made public has been Mackenzie. Basis she
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: already and who proved she's gettable by marrying for a
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: short time some loser teacher. Yeah, I can handle her
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: her quote unquote money and manage that for her, because
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: all she's doing is to give it away, the garbage things.
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: So let's let's throw this out to the to the
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: Woodies Show audience universe. All right, we're medics and I
- 1:12:28Speaker 5: were talking about it already, Like, let's take some guesses
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: who gets married first?
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's gonna be you.
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: Know, Morgan, Sammy Sea Bass, Menji because you although there
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: are some thoughts that Menji's already married and.
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: Just not telling us, I would believe that.
- 1:12:44Speaker 6: I can see that.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: And then dumbass Tyler d d at, I mean Vaughn,
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: But Vaughn doesn't really seem all that interesting vast.
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: Yeah, so let's take let's take Vaughan out unless he
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: just completely surprised, and then just text your guesses over
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: to two to ninety seven.
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: Like rank him out, starting with who do you think
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: is gonna get most likely to get married first? And
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: then your order from there. Okay, So Morgan, Morgan, Yeah,
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: I definitely have Morgan first. Absolute really yeah, Morgan definitely.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: I was I was gonna go the dark horse.
- 1:13:16Speaker 5: Menji Wine was actually Morgan, Menji Sammy?
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: So does Menji? Is he dig cute if he's already
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: married or that make him number one?
- 1:13:25Speaker 6: I think it makes the number one.
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think you're you spend most of
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: the time in that room with him, Like what's your guesses?
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: Like do you think like, uh, I don't know, you
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: think it's a.
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: Already happened or what does your gotta tell you?
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: Board stepped out for a second.
- 1:13:40Speaker 5: Oh, okay, I can't see in there.
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: So dark.
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: He's not married yet, you don't know, you don't think so?
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: Are they engaged?
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: No, I don't think.
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: Remind me, does he have a kid with her or no?
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: Not with she has the kid.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: He's like stepdaut but he is just like a basically
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: a stepdad or.
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: No he is essentially yeah, yeah, essentially.
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: Yeah, And Menji's the kind of guy if he got married,
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: he would definitely wear a ring.
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: He wouldn't be not allowed he wouldn't be allowed to
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: not wear Yeah.
- 1:14:11Speaker 7: Yeah, so I'm going Menji Morgan Sammy.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: But then also maybe Menji Morgan and then Tyler, because Tyler,
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: you don't know this guy. He falls fast, man, he does.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: He falls fast and.
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: Is ready to go, but here's a problem and he
- 1:14:31Speaker 3: can't close. I agree with Menace is that Tyler would
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: be more likely to fall fast. But he's very poor
- 1:14:38Speaker 3: and cannot afford anything, so like, how's he going to
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: throw a wedding together and women?
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: But he like the courthouse or like a taco bell
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: for like six hundred bucks and he can move.
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: In with her, and the type of women who gets
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: with would like that.
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Yeah, but he falls fast, he falls hard, and if
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: he could just find somebody that can tolerate him, then
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: it's a done deal.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: It's a wrap.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: He's getting married.
- 1:15:01Speaker 7: Yes, Jeff, he will take on a bigger chick too,
- 1:15:04Speaker 7: which which widens the odds.
- 1:15:08Speaker 8: To me.
- 1:15:09Speaker 7: To me, like I would elevate him on the list
- 1:15:12Speaker 7: because if she's got money and she's a little on
- 1:15:15Speaker 7: the bigger side, he made to you know, take one
- 1:15:17Speaker 7: for the team and then be able to give him the.
- 1:15:22Speaker 10: Man.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: I think somebody had just texted, Man, you guys are
- 1:15:26Speaker 5: at peak performance. Jeff is an awesome addition to the show.
- 1:15:28Speaker 5: I wish he talked more on the shot. Wonder if
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: they still feel that way. More's in her best life
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: and her best post. Greg rules one hundred percent all
- 1:15:35Speaker 5: the time. The rest of you guys are red Sea
- 1:15:37Speaker 5: bass blows, but all in me love. That's Albert, Thank you.
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: Wedding.
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: I don't think that. I think you guys are are
- 1:15:46Speaker 6: undervaluing Vaughan's uh not. I I think he's ready.
- 1:15:52Speaker 5: I think I don't think he's interested.
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: I think he is. I think if he fell in
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: love fell hard, I think you'd want to lock it
- 1:15:57Speaker 6: down immediately. I think you guys look at him like
- 1:15:59Speaker 6: a player, but I think he's more of a romantic.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: I don't no, I don't disagree with that.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I don't disagree with Gena at all that he wouldn't
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: want a relationship, but I don't think to a point
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: where he wants to get married now.
- 1:16:10Speaker 7: He's very work focused man, even there, grinding like even
- 1:16:14Speaker 7: the concerts.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: And stuff super hard.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: I get that.
- 1:16:18Speaker 6: But my ranking is sammy because I think there's gonna
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: be like some family pressure, like you guys should just
- 1:16:23Speaker 6: make this official. That's my thought. Then Menji, who may
- 1:16:26Speaker 6: already be married, then Morgan. Then Tyler is gonna just
- 1:16:30Speaker 6: surprise us all then Vaughan, then Sea Bass because Sea Bass,
- 1:16:33Speaker 6: you're crazy picky, You're not just gonna like, you know.
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: Not wants to get access to this Tyler.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: Yeah, there's another wild card in there is that, yes,
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: both Sammy and Morgan have been married prior, but Morgan's
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: was basically we don't one. So I think that takes
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: the family pressure off quite a bit because she's already
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: done it once and failed. But there could be pressure.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: There could be pressure from there could be a question
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: from Sea Steamboat Willie's family because it's he hasn't been
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: married before, right, so it's still a first wed. But
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: they're like, okay, he's gay. I'll get over this sort
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: of thing'll live.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: So yeah, the Cats.
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: Someone says I would hop on Tyler so quick. Yeah,
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: he's gotta he's got an Instagram, all right?
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: Four Woodie, text us, check in, give us your thoughts,
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: send your ranking over. I mean, if you've been listening
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: to the show for a while, you have a pretty
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: good idea about who everybody is and what they're all about.
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: What's your guess what you got telling you?
- 1:17:39Speaker 7: Text?
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: Your guest is over to ninety seven. More what he
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: showed and now more of the show and time to
- 1:17:47Speaker 5: see you what Sea Bass got for us this week
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: in audio, A.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: Lot of animal audio this week. And uh, you may
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: have heard that sadly we lost a great great a
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: ball eagle.
- 1:17:59Speaker 6: Yeah, she was great.
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: Her name was Jackie, and he died. However, there is
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: a little bit of silver lining is before Jackie died,
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: famous animal communicator psychic Lori Cohen Oh was able to
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: connect with her. Oh yeah, yeah. And if you don't
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: know Laurie, well, she's she's been talking to animals or psychically,
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: I should say, talking to animals for quite some time.
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: And she was able to make a connection with Jackie,
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: the now deceased bald eagle.
- 1:18:27Speaker 8: I connected with shadow, he said, I don't have a
- 1:18:29Speaker 8: whole lot to say. I said, can I ask you
- 1:18:31Speaker 8: some questions?
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: Shout her mate.
- 1:18:33Speaker 8: He said, yes, but I don't know if I have
- 1:18:34Speaker 8: the right answers you can ask, though, Go ahead, I said,
- 1:18:38Speaker 8: are you aware of what happened to Jackie? He said,
- 1:18:41Speaker 8: I know that she is unwell, and she is far
- 1:18:42Speaker 8: away from here. She is not close. I do not
- 1:18:45Speaker 8: hear her. She cannot hear me, but we still speak
- 1:18:48Speaker 8: to each other.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: Oh yeah psychically yeah, well spoken. So she's talking to
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: her mate Shadow, who is one hundreds of miles away
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: from Jackie because she was at an animal hospital. But
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: they don't need to be together, right They eagles can
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: telepathically communicate.
- 1:19:03Speaker 8: That.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: We all know that.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: And here's what Shadow said, which unfortunately happened if Jackie
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: doesn't make it.
- 1:19:09Speaker 8: I want people to know that if Jackie doesn't survive,
- 1:19:12Speaker 8: people don't have to People don't have to worry about me.
- 1:19:14Speaker 8: I'll be okay. I'm an eagle, not a person.
- 1:19:17Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 1:19:18Speaker 8: Mind, and those that anthropomorphosize me her will have a
- 1:19:22Speaker 8: hard time accepting that I'm not the same as you.
- 1:19:26Speaker 8: I don't want humans lives to be turned upside down
- 1:19:28Speaker 8: worrying about me if Jackie doesn't survive. I love Jackie,
- 1:19:31Speaker 8: she is my mate. We are bonded, but I can
- 1:19:34Speaker 8: survive without her, and I think it's very hard for
- 1:19:37Speaker 8: humans to understand that.
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: Okay, So the only way this is acceptable is she
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: knows that she's just full of ish. It's very scary
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: if she really truly believes that she's had this communication,
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: because if she's willing to delude herself that she's talking
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: to eagles psychically, but they're talking to other eagles.
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: She needs to be locked up.
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: She will do other things dangerous to herself or others. Yes,
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: and in the name of hearing right exactly now, and
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: it's too late.
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: I have turned my life upside down over worrying about
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: the Shadow.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: Now again, I think Sammy might have It's upsetting to me.
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: It is because even if.
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: I've noticed it, as we've you know, been ourselves and
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: have made jokes about them whatever, you know, Sammy does
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: not find a sense of humor in.
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: Any of it.
- 1:20:21Speaker 12: I think it's really sad. It is sad because he
- 1:20:23Speaker 12: doesn't know what happened to her.
- 1:20:24Speaker 7: She got.
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: This is what we're talking about, Like you've you've already
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: assigned a story, You've assigned like a narrative, and how
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: you've played it out in your mind as if these
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: are like cartoon character animals and.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: Disney movies Pop Patrol. Yeah, exactly, Shadow just told us.
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: Is it just nature?
- 1:20:43Speaker 9: Like?
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: Do they even think that way? Because it is nature?
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, there was something because they have
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: the reason we know who Jack and Shadow are. They
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: have cameras at their nest, and there were videos of
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: Shadow calling out for what we believe to be Jackie,
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: which makes sense because they are looking to make babies
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: and that would make and a lot of animals do
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: that sort of thing when they're bonded. So of course
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: I new AI brain scans with animals. We're gonna be
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: able to talk to animals like probably within the next year.
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: And it's already are number one. Yeah, let's go back
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: to Lori Cohen. She was talking again to Shadow there,
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: but I guess she was passed off to this before
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: Jackie died. She got to talk to Jackie.
- 1:21:18Speaker 8: Everyone can know that I am okay. I know what
- 1:21:20Speaker 8: is going on, and I will be okay regardless of
- 1:21:23Speaker 8: the outcome. You should talk to Jackie now. She wants
- 1:21:25Speaker 8: to talk to you. I'll stay by and listen. Yeas
- 1:21:29Speaker 8: things for talking to me, Shadow, And you said, I'll
- 1:21:32Speaker 8: chime in if I have something else to say, And
- 1:21:34Speaker 8: so I said Jackie, and she said, I'm here.
- 1:21:37Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm excited. I am on the edge
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: of my seat.
- 1:21:44Speaker 7: Oh my god.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: Okay, Well here it is is Jackie. It's a great
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: thing about Jackie and Shadow. By the way that we
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: were just anthropomorphiz not anthropomorphist.
- 1:21:52Speaker 7: Size.
- 1:21:53Speaker 6: Well, Shadow doesn't know everything about English.
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: So now the good thing about Jackie and Shadows, not
- 1:21:58Speaker 3: only are they able to talk about their relationship and
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah, but they know that our
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: our animal whisperer here Laurie, that Laurie might face some
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: backlash for sounding like an insane maniac.
- 1:22:10Speaker 8: Did you have our permission to share this? We would
- 1:22:13Speaker 8: love to get our messages out, but you will bear
- 1:22:15Speaker 8: a great responsibility and open yourself to unfriendly comments if
- 1:22:19Speaker 8: you are willing to do that for us. We support you.
- 1:22:23Speaker 8: Thank you for being a part of our journey, all
- 1:22:25Speaker 8: of you with love. Shadow and Jackie.
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god, so do you think.
- 1:22:34Speaker 7: About how I think she does?
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: Are no longer of this?
- 1:22:41Speaker 5: I'm thinking as I'm listening, I hate her so much.
- 1:22:43Speaker 5: I've never met her. You don't know she existed until
- 1:22:46Speaker 5: this segment. And I hate this person so much.
- 1:22:49Speaker 6: You know what I hate about her? I hate that
- 1:22:51Speaker 6: she said that, Like Jackie's whole messages, you are so great,
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: psychic lady, You are such a.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Hero, but are amazing great. Well, guess they're not they're
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: not because in the Facebook posts LORI CO and c
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: O w E and if that helps you find her,
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: she said, Both my parents thought sharing this message was
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: a terrible idea. That's an embarrassing af Talking to them,
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: my mom came down.
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: I'm staying with my parents right now, No, and read
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: heard my conversation with Jackie in shadow. We both cried,
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: and she told me that she changed her mind and
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: I should share.
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: Oh my god, they didn't lock her up.
- 1:23:38Speaker 6: Just to add a little color to this, I'm on
- 1:23:40Speaker 6: her Instagram page right now. And one of the titles
- 1:23:42Speaker 6: of whatever screen Justices today a bumble beat told me
- 1:23:46Speaker 6: he was drunk.
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: This week in audio more fun with Audio, This is
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: a lady and her.
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: Husband there, or hopefully her husband.
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: They're having a baby.
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: They're doing the gender reveal. But to be fair, they're
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: not doing the axious thing wherey're getting colors and inviting everybody.
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: They're just like reading the results on video and they're
- 1:24:05Speaker 3: sitting there reading the results in their home in the
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: living room. That's fine, whatever, it's for your friends and family.
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: Now there, their house cat is there, and the house
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: cat they're not touching. The cat is just hanging out
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: in the living room with them as they're revealing the
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: gender of their baby.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: There's the results.
- 1:24:19Speaker 7: Here's the results to see we having a boy or girl.
- 1:24:24Speaker 15: No, oh my god, that's the funniest of the year.
- 1:24:55Speaker 3: The count is called Xana pan Channa z a n
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: a p n c uh. It's pan Chana and a panchanna.
- 1:25:01Speaker 3: And yeah, the cat, for absolutely no reason, just goes
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: after the husband.
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: Oh my god. The spray bottle is my favorite because
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: the cats are just nasty for no reason.
- 1:25:14Speaker 5: Yes, the cats suck.
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: Are they watching weapon.
- 1:25:17Speaker 11: In the.
- 1:25:20Speaker 3: I consider stripping that out because you can do that
- 1:25:22Speaker 3: with a No, it's better.
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: I agree, it makes it way better. It's more layered.
- 1:25:26Speaker 3: This week in audio, all right, speaking of cat, this
- 1:25:30Speaker 3: lady recorded she has, you know, a little indoor home
- 1:25:33Speaker 3: camera and senses motion and turns on with a cat
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: walks downstairs. She wasn't home and the cat was looking
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: for her and Greg. Much like Jackie in Shadow, I
- 1:25:43Speaker 3: think this cat has learned how to talk to humans.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: She says that this cat says that it's looking for mommy.
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: Listen, I heard it.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: Where are you, I says, mom?
- 1:25:58Speaker 2: Mommy, mommymy, wha, mom, where are you, mommy?
- 1:26:10Speaker 6: It is a sad cat. They only make those noises
- 1:26:15Speaker 6: for people. They don't do it to each other.
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: So that's weird. They's weird.
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: What are they doing when they're in heat going on?
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: That's different.
- 1:26:24Speaker 6: They say that cats don't really me out to each other,
- 1:26:27Speaker 6: They just.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: Do that apparently, Well, how do they communicate?
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't think they But the whole
- 1:26:33Speaker 6: thing is they don't vocalize to each other.
- 1:26:34Speaker 3: Well, again, when they're in heat, I hear them.
- 1:26:36Speaker 6: Well, besides when they're trying to get down.
- 1:26:38Speaker 5: Apparently, I thought all animals communicated with each other.
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: They got some type.
- 1:26:43Speaker 6: But I was just always told or under the impression
- 1:26:46Speaker 6: that cats don't me out at each other. They just
- 1:26:48Speaker 6: make little like clicking noises and bat their eyes and
- 1:26:50Speaker 6: stuff for people because people love it. People manipulate them.
- 1:26:56Speaker 12: Yeah, they dovesticated themselves.
- 1:27:00Speaker 5: Are the worst.
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: Okay, Well here is cats me out of their mother
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: for help and learn to do this with humans because
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: we are doing things like feeding the exact.
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: When they meow? All right?
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: This weekend audio.
- 1:27:10Speaker 3: Speaking of animals, a new album is coming out a
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: cover of Muppets songs the album you've been demanding, and
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: you'll probably guess who's singing these.
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: Yeah. A couple of years ago Barley started out, that's the.
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: Wrong cl clip number five, please my bed clip number
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: five are.
- 1:27:28Speaker 10: It's not the.
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: Being green having to spend each day the color.
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: This guy, when I think it is close.
- 1:27:50Speaker 7: May have red, yellow, good or something much.
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: A creator, a family guy, Seth.
- 1:27:58Speaker 7: Yea quite a whole he does that.
- 1:28:02Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I have to say.
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: And you're stewing in the area totally.
- 1:28:09Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:28:10Speaker 6: And at all his big parties he does, big bands stuff.
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: Love family guy. I love all his stuff he does.
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: But this is what when I call it grifting, this
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: is grifting.
- 1:28:19Speaker 6: He's just doing something. You know, this is one of
- 1:28:21Speaker 6: his hobbies.
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: That's what he's so rich.
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: And you know whatever I like to say, like when
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: Paul Stanley from Kiss sells his paintings for fifteen thousand dollars.
- 1:28:29Speaker 6: If there's a buyer, that's between them.
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: And here's how I would respect it. If he released
- 1:28:33Speaker 3: this album without calling it Seth MacFarlane with just releasing
- 1:28:36Speaker 3: it and seeing if people want to listen to it.
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: It's like risky, right right, Well, not Chris and to
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: go right back over to sea masks to continue on.
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: With the week and audio.
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: I am interested sometimes and what happens to these internet
- 1:28:54Speaker 3: people talking about, you know, the hawk to a girl.
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: Let's not forget Damn Dan and his who get unnecessarily
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: famous for literally three seconds of a catch. And so
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: I try to h bocam up. I try to ignore
- 1:29:09Speaker 3: them when they come up, because I know they're just
- 1:29:11Speaker 3: a flash in the pan. But people in our industry like.
- 1:29:13Speaker 12: Oh, we gotta pay attention to them all the time.
- 1:29:15Speaker 5: But I do like them when they mean we fund
- 1:29:17Speaker 5: in a moment, you know, like uh eyed your wife,
- 1:29:19Speaker 5: hide your kids like that kind of stuff.
- 1:29:21Speaker 3: Ain't nobody got time for that.
- 1:29:23Speaker 5: Likes there's certain I.
- 1:29:24Speaker 3: Support stuff stuff, but that's actually funny.
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: And actually I'll talk about people like, oh, let's give
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: the talk to a girl a podcast merchandise, Yeah, and merchandise,
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: and then let's invite her on Ellen like the Damn
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: Daniel Like, no, he did one thing, that was it?
- 1:29:40Speaker 3: Not on to the next. Well, Uh I I ignored
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: the demure whatever fat trans cross dresser and whatever it was,
- 1:29:48Speaker 3: well came back up on my radar because apparently mister
- 1:29:52Speaker 3: the Demure person is having problems the person.
- 1:29:57Speaker 5: Yeah, and I thought demur was a term.
- 1:30:00Speaker 6: It is, but everything was like, it's very cute, it's
- 1:30:03Speaker 6: very demure, and everyone starts saying that yeah.
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: One person kind of started it, ye who yeah.
- 1:30:09Speaker 3: Well that person apparently couldn't make any money off saying
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: a word in a way that wows and started to
- 1:30:16Speaker 3: go fund man person, Yeah, exactly, large large looks like.
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: Yeah, what like what like? Uh do I think?
- 1:30:23Speaker 8: What like?
- 1:30:24Speaker 3: Like someone who works with the d m V. You
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: walk into a government building and that's who's behind, then.
- 1:30:33Speaker 6: That's fair.
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: The person who's productive and the real a person kind
- 1:30:37Speaker 3: of government subsidies.
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: Yes, they work at the airport airport t s a dB.
- 1:30:42Speaker 6: I think it's a most accurate.
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: Well, demure person put up a go fund me, of course,
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: because you think, well, isn't having a catch phrase on
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: the internet and make you a millionaire?
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: Yeah? No, set for life.
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: Here is Demurror explaining.
- 1:30:55Speaker 16: I don't want to ask my community for help, but
- 1:30:58Speaker 16: I feel like I have no other choice this point.
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: I would love to go get a regular job. It's
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: a chick.
- 1:31:04Speaker 6: Well, I thought cross dresser, but according to them, you know, yeah,
- 1:31:09Speaker 6: we can have that all I can no.
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: I yeah, sounds like dude, girl, don't get me wrong.
- 1:31:15Speaker 7: But even then, I don't think that that's going to
- 1:31:18Speaker 7: help my situation.
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: And I wanted to fix my teeth on my own,
- 1:31:22Speaker 3: but I can't go on like this, Like every day
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: it hurts.
- 1:31:26Speaker 7: It hurts to drink water.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: It hurts to drink water, girl, Like I have a
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: hole on each side of the upper side of my
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: teeth and it hurts. All my teeth are boofing and
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: they hurt all the time. And I'm just trying to
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: be paid.
- 1:31:42Speaker 7: I don't get a job, but it's not going to
- 1:31:44Speaker 7: fix my station.
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: You have dental care, insurance jobs, A lot of places
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: look at you on payment plans. Yeah, that's sensitivity kind
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: of thing, right, Well, I said holes in the teeth. Well,
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: apparently Demurro had a past drug use which rotten holes
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: in Okay, now, put here's a problem. Put up this
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: go fund me for forty five thousand dollars. People didn't
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: like that, and Demuir took it down and put up
- 1:32:08Speaker 3: this video as like a cryptic backlash to the haters.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: Everyone's been issue refund I don't know, I don't know
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: how much else to stand this. Maybe in a few
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: months this video will make more sense, but I'll be
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: on stream.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: Okay, So everybody got refund. By the way, the Jewels
- 1:32:21Speaker 3: Lebron is the person's yeah stage.
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: Name at least Yeah.
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: Now there's been another update. Yeah, all you haters are
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: hating on the the go fund me for the fixed
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: teeth and then you're then you hater started hating on
- 1:32:32Speaker 3: the video that addressed the haters. Jewels Lebron recently wrote
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: put the following video up that said, turns out being
- 1:32:38Speaker 3: canceled isn't good for the heart. It's a POV video
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: of Jewels getting whisked away in a wheelchair to an
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: ambulance which is parked on the tarmac of an airport.
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: Oh and wow, that must be really serious.
- 1:32:51Speaker 3: Jewels said this.
- 1:32:53Speaker 2: Got me.
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: We guys, we got we got Jewels, You got me,
- 1:32:57Speaker 3: got me And it says you see how I collapse
- 1:32:59Speaker 3: from stress. So Jewles was apparently enough money to be
- 1:33:02Speaker 3: at an airport on a plane, collapsed from stress and
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: had to be taken to an ambulance. So well, I
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: hope you haters are happy.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: I hope they Okay, Yeah, but it's almost as if
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: these Internet people are not stable individuals and we shouldn't
- 1:33:17Speaker 1: be worshiping and following them for saying something funny. But
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: Jules has a cameo and two point five million followers
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: on TikTok. You just find a dentist, yeah, get to
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: you right what they need as a manager like men? Yeah,
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: Like we're gonna go find a dentist that wants free
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: plug on fixing her teeth and done.
- 1:33:36Speaker 2: Boom, done this week and audience do next?
- 1:33:39Speaker 7: This one?
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: Why she crying? This is another TikToker called love Sue.
- 1:33:44Speaker 3: Here's the clip, What is your emergium game? That's her
- 1:33:56Speaker 3: husband talking while she's crying.
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: He said at the end, he said, is that good?
- 1:34:00Speaker 8: Yes?
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: Yeah, this is good news. Crying she's this is happy tears.
- 1:34:04Speaker 2: I think I'll say, like joy, she got great news.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: Oh she's finally pregnant.
- 1:34:11Speaker 5: Yeah, or got engaged.
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: Oh, perhaps got.
- 1:34:15Speaker 8: A really good nose.
- 1:34:16Speaker 6: Jobs like the ring people do like to post themselves
- 1:34:20Speaker 6: getting into different colleges.
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: And I think she's crying because she hit a certain
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: follower account. Yeah, my guess is so stupid. The more
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: I sit here and think about it, because there's no
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: way that sea bass would even highlight it if her
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: crying was because she got engaged. Yeah right, simply forgetting engaged.
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: It's gotta be something for some of them, really deep.
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: It's so guess is good?
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: Yeah, oh hey Morgan, when you get engaged when you recorded,
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: why why is she crying? Well, she'll tell you right here.
- 1:34:48Speaker 6: All right, I've been vegan for fourteen years. Today is
- 1:34:51Speaker 6: a day.
- 1:34:52Speaker 7: It's good eating meat.
- 1:34:57Speaker 3: I thought, what is really bad?
- 1:35:01Speaker 8: Try with Garlett?
- 1:35:02Speaker 2: This is bs.
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: Yeah's not.
- 1:35:03Speaker 5: She's not really crying because it's good.
- 1:35:06Speaker 6: She's like breaking her street.
- 1:35:10Speaker 3: I had the same thought.
- 1:35:11Speaker 6: Yeah, I did the same thing with no tears twenty
- 1:35:14Speaker 6: two years.
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:35:15Speaker 3: Oh really, she tried it and it's not good.
- 1:35:18Speaker 5: But there's no way she's like bawling and crying because
- 1:35:21Speaker 5: she tried meat and it's so good.
- 1:35:23Speaker 3: Here's what I think.
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: What I think.
- 1:35:24Speaker 3: That's certainly a good analysis. But I think these TikTokers
- 1:35:28Speaker 3: they know how much crying gets them attention, and I
- 1:35:31Speaker 3: think they convinced themselves to cry like they you know,
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: how like little kids work themselves up into a temperatatum
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: when we're not getting a gummy worm or something. I
- 1:35:39Speaker 3: think that's what she's doing here. She knows if I cry.
- 1:35:43Speaker 3: So it's kind of like how actors can make themselves cry,
- 1:35:45Speaker 3: make you know, they get inside their own head enough.
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: Denison had a really good he was doing like an
- 1:35:51Speaker 5: interview about that he could just cry because the actors,
- 1:35:54Speaker 5: you know, podcast or something and talking about you know,
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: yeah he can he I mean, he can just make
- 1:36:00Speaker 5: himself cry.
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: Boom. He's a Jean.
- 1:36:03Speaker 3: What's the classic line Elliott from ET So he just
- 1:36:04Speaker 3: thought about his dead dog, and I don't learn that's
- 1:36:06Speaker 3: how he got the job from Spielberg.
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: I think I think a lot of these tik tards
- 1:36:10Speaker 3: do that. They know crying is engagement and then they
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: can then they'll work themselves up and look at your lady. Yeah,
- 1:36:18Speaker 3: all right, I give me one more clip this week
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: in audio. This thing it made me.
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: Cry, and it might make menace cry or just say yeah,
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: that's how it is. This is a woman who ordered
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: a roast beef sandwich from Arby's, which of course is awesome,
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: but she had this as her complaint.
- 1:36:31Speaker 17: This is my thirty two dollars double roast beef sandwich
- 1:36:36Speaker 17: from Arby's, not even a meal, not fries, not with
- 1:36:39Speaker 17: the soda just this. My sandwich was thirteen twenty eight.
- 1:36:44Speaker 17: And then they charged me like twelve bucks for a
- 1:36:47Speaker 17: deliberate fee, and then they charged me another two dollars
- 1:36:50Speaker 17: for a lunch this fee, and then they added on
- 1:36:52Speaker 17: some tax, and then I gave the driver a three
- 1:36:56Speaker 17: dollar tip.
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: So all in all, thirty two bucks eight thirty two
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: bucks for Arbi's and she got to get a dash passed.
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: The worst part is they sprung it on her by surprise.
- 1:37:11Speaker 7: She's not here.
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: Because I looked it up. I put a double roast
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: beef and I got it up to twenty eight bucks.
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: Oh because yeah, if it's if you don't have the
- 1:37:19Speaker 3: dash pass or whatever, that's like, that could be easily
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: eight bucks. Use the three dollars tip. I did three
- 1:37:24Speaker 3: dollar tip. There was like a there's course there there
- 1:37:26Speaker 3: there's fees. I paid a service fee, but I'm paying
- 1:37:29Speaker 3: a delivery fee, and that's not the same thing.
- 1:37:30Speaker 2: Somehow, that's room service.
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: I got it up to twenty eight bucks for a
- 1:37:33Speaker 3: single You know those.
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: Mid ass burritos that came that I bought. Oh yeah,
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: there was like ninety five percent just burritos, no extras,
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: no sodas. Nothing, just straight up burritos. The total was
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty eight dollars.
- 1:37:49Speaker 3: Dollars.
- 1:37:50Speaker 7: Yeation, bro give it one hundred I'm making for you tomorrow.
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: But but but you guys convinced me that they were
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: so mid that I was like, yeah, kind of got
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: ripped off of one hundred and eight bucks playing and
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: they they refunded it one hundred percent.
- 1:38:05Speaker 3: Oh wow, good it was because that was yeah, because
- 1:38:07Speaker 3: those britos were it was like someone just took a
- 1:38:09Speaker 3: bag of hash Browns, threw them in the microwave and
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: wrapped them in a tortilla.
- 1:38:12Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly.
- 1:38:13Speaker 7: It was bad.
- 1:38:14Speaker 3: But yeah, it's And so again, Dale, I don't want
- 1:38:16Speaker 3: to Dave Ramsey this, but I don't want to hear
- 1:38:18Speaker 3: about whoa cry when you're paying thirty two dollars for
- 1:38:21Speaker 3: a sandwich.
- 1:38:22Speaker 2: Arby's sandwich, My god.
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: I mean, it's for any sandwich, but it's worth it,
- 1:38:26Speaker 3: especially if it's arby is still shocking from the price. Yeah,
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: imagine it's Arby's on the other side that thirty two dollars.
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: Right, we love you, Arby's all right?
- 1:38:34Speaker 5: Eight food text us check in two two nine eight seven.
- 1:38:39Speaker 5: We'll take a quick break. We'll come back more Woody show,
- 1:38:42Speaker 5: next Tank.
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: Will be right back show.
- 1:38:49Speaker 5: It's another new hour here on this throwback Thursday, and
- 1:38:54Speaker 5: it's time to welcome.
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: In you know who you know who know you know who.
- 1:39:00Speaker 5: He is the pride of Coma.
- 1:39:02Speaker 3: He is the senior vice president and managing partner of
- 1:39:04Speaker 3: Club Turn Up l President himself t O, Tim d J,
- 1:39:08Speaker 3: Tim Martinage.
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: What is that? I missed you guys, babe, you you
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: more than Jeff.
- 1:39:23Speaker 7: But I'm happy.
- 1:39:25Speaker 5: Yeah, well, how to go? Last week was a good
- 1:39:28Speaker 5: was What was one of the questions we did?
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: We did not.
- 1:39:33Speaker 3: Questions?
- 1:39:34Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, we just played we played uh Shannon, Yeah
- 1:39:40Speaker 16: the music play?
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: Who did just see a video of it? I'm like,
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: it's depressing. Oh Wie Dead.
- 1:39:46Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it looks like little Debbie Dead, like all
- 1:39:53Speaker 5: the little Debbie.
- 1:39:54Speaker 7: Yea bless doing that two step on stage.
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, oh god, oh god, oh god.
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: Good god. She's eating all the coffee cake.
- 1:40:09Speaker 7: Look, man, I.
- 1:40:10Speaker 5: Mean as a as a fat guy, like I know,
- 1:40:13Speaker 5: I know, like you know, you don't you don't put
- 1:40:15Speaker 5: yourself out there in certain ways, you know what I mean,
- 1:40:18Speaker 5: unless you're ready for someone to make a little Debbie
- 1:40:20Speaker 5: deb comment.
- 1:40:21Speaker 3: Yeah, which is fine. You got to be able and
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: if you do, you got to be able.
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: To handle that.
- 1:40:25Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's true. We're not blind. Yeah, yeah, you
- 1:40:33Speaker 5: might wish you were on certain things that you might.
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: But but but she ain't.
- 1:40:38Speaker 5: How are you all good?
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: I'm great, man. I woke up feeling really punk.
- 1:40:43Speaker 5: I know, dude, he came in like the kool Aid
- 1:40:44Speaker 5: night in the studio. He's like, came right through the wall.
- 1:40:48Speaker 5: I think it's because kids are back to school.
- 1:40:51Speaker 3: Now, hold on, is it because kids are back to school,
- 1:40:54Speaker 3: which your kids are not even in school, or it's
- 1:40:56Speaker 3: because your wife, who is a teacher for l A
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: U s D Is back at school.
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: I mean, see all of the above.
- 1:41:05Speaker 2: A long time in the morning.
- 1:41:07Speaker 7: We woke up this.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: Morning like five o'clock and was out the door by
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: like six.
- 1:41:12Speaker 3: Yeah. So she's not doing any of the summer stuff
- 1:41:17Speaker 3: that some teachers sign up for, Like she takes the
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: entire summer off.
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: She's yeah, no, no, she she takes all summer off.
- 1:41:24Speaker 3: We're gonna and we're gonna be uh, we're gonna be
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: getting stories from teachers. We're giving teachers an opportunity to
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: vent about like F this kid or F this parent,
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: F this you know, administrator or whatever.
- 1:41:34Speaker 5: Now it could be completely anonymous. It's gonna be on
- 1:41:37Speaker 5: on tomorrow's show, you know, because teachers love the bitch
- 1:41:41Speaker 5: event about the kids, about the parents, about the administration.
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: This is a this is just a fact.
- 1:41:46Speaker 16: I will say right now. All teachers are, I think,
- 1:41:49Speaker 16: are really excited to go back to work week.
- 1:41:52Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:41:52Speaker 16: Yeah, and I'll give it a couple of weeks and
- 1:41:54Speaker 16: I think they'd be like, I hate little Johnny.
- 1:41:56Speaker 5: But yeah, I don't see.
- 1:41:56Speaker 3: There's always that one kid, like the we all have
- 1:41:59Speaker 3: that one boss that we worked for who, Man, if
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: your ish could sustain their life, you wouldn't give it
- 1:42:04Speaker 3: to them.
- 1:42:05Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but that
- 1:42:07Speaker 5: one kid is like, man, f that kid. He could
- 1:42:10Speaker 5: have been He was like your student ten years ago,
- 1:42:12Speaker 5: and to this day you're like, F that kid?
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:42:15Speaker 5: Like what made that kid suck so hard? Or you know,
- 1:42:18Speaker 5: the parent that you had to deal with? What made
- 1:42:19Speaker 5: them suck so hard? You could leave it on our
- 1:42:21Speaker 5: after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, if
- 1:42:24Speaker 5: you got a good.
- 1:42:24Speaker 3: Story that you want to share with us tomorrow.
- 1:42:26Speaker 2: You could do that too.
- 1:42:27Speaker 3: That's just over on the text to to two night seven.
- 1:42:30Speaker 3: Say you know, call me or text me and then
- 1:42:32Speaker 3: uh and then we'll hit you up. Cool.
- 1:42:34Speaker 2: Yep, we got we got stories in the Martinez household.
- 1:42:37Speaker 5: I'm sure, I am sure you do.
- 1:42:39Speaker 8: Well.
- 1:42:39Speaker 5: We're gonna go up with the clerb on this throwback Thursday.
- 1:42:42Speaker 5: But first before we do any of that is the
- 1:42:44Speaker 5: triumph and return of Too Tim.
- 1:42:47Speaker 7: Yeah all right, so.
- 1:42:49Speaker 5: Jeff, she's got the questions. If you've got a question
- 1:42:50Speaker 5: that you'd like to have in a round of t
- 1:42:52Speaker 5: O Tim, just send it over on the text over
- 1:42:55Speaker 5: to two two nine eight seven, or you can send
- 1:42:57Speaker 5: us an email just emailed over to us mail at the.
- 1:43:01Speaker 3: Woodieshow dot com. Question number one, Tim, Okay, so sorry, Jeck.
- 1:43:06Speaker 7: No worries. It's okay. So everybody knows a guy that's
- 1:43:09Speaker 7: pe whipped, right, you know, when someone's pee whipped, think
- 1:43:12Speaker 7: about things that pee whip dudes do. Okay, because in
- 1:43:16Speaker 7: Spanish you call him a mondy loan instead. So if
- 1:43:19Speaker 7: you're pee whipped and you do whatever for your lady,
- 1:43:22Speaker 7: you have pe whip activities. What are those activities? What
- 1:43:26Speaker 7: is the most Mandy loon thing a dude can do.
- 1:43:29Speaker 12: Got it.
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: I would like to say your explanation was really well delivered.
- 1:43:36Speaker 12: It was.
- 1:43:39Speaker 7: Well done. So so Mandy Loan is a pea whipped dude.
- 1:43:43Speaker 3: Okay, I got I'm just gonna write something down.
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: I have two, but I'm gonna stick with one, but
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: I would love to explain my second.
- 1:43:50Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, all right, I've been ready, I've been ready,
- 1:43:55Speaker 3: got it?
- 1:43:55Speaker 10: All right?
- 1:43:56Speaker 5: Uh, Gina hold her?
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:44:01Speaker 5: See that was one of my thoughts for like, if
- 1:44:03Speaker 5: we're talking about like the super macho side of things,
- 1:44:05Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
- 1:44:06Speaker 6: I would never make even ask my husband to do
- 1:44:09Speaker 6: that because I think that is so embarrassing.
- 1:44:12Speaker 7: Monde Loan can be macho on the outside but a
- 1:44:15Speaker 7: big pussy on the inside. Yeah, because he's afraid of
- 1:44:19Speaker 7: his woman.
- 1:44:19Speaker 3: Right Yeah, so yeah, all right, Greg Gore Verbatim, hold her.
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: That's a good one.
- 1:44:27Speaker 3: See. This is like when you go to a dinner
- 1:44:30Speaker 3: and you wanted to order something and now you have
- 1:44:32Speaker 3: meal envy. Yeah, because that's what I was gonna put.
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: I put I had.
- 1:44:37Speaker 5: I had to think of a type of event that
- 1:44:40Speaker 5: you would get taken to and man, as.
- 1:44:43Speaker 3: A dude, why are you going to that's also it's
- 1:44:46Speaker 3: also good yeah, but like I so, I the the
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: So it's a type this type of event that you
- 1:44:51Speaker 3: get dragged to if you're pea whipped right, like one
- 1:44:54Speaker 3: of those like we're gonna go have wine and paint events.
- 1:44:58Speaker 7: So good. Yes, that's very typical.
- 1:45:02Speaker 3: You would be a monthy you see it, dude sitting
- 1:45:03Speaker 3: there like, man, come on, dude, you don't want to
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: go to you doing?
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: What are you doing here?
- 1:45:08Speaker 7: If you simplified that would he doing crap that you
- 1:45:11Speaker 7: don't want to do because your wife wants like this
- 1:45:14Speaker 7: is that's thing?
- 1:45:15Speaker 5: Like that's a chick event.
- 1:45:16Speaker 2: Man, you're doing getting wasted? What about you?
- 1:45:21Speaker 8: Men?
- 1:45:21Speaker 15: Well?
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: I picked mind solely for Latino dudes, and I just
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: put getting flowers because if my Latino friends got their
- 1:45:30Speaker 1: lady flowers, like they would get ripped on so hard.
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: But if my you know, white friends did it, they're like,
- 1:45:35Speaker 1: oh that's what white dudes do.
- 1:45:36Speaker 6: What if your friends got flowers for themselves.
- 1:45:39Speaker 7: We're going there, We're going there.
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: I know only one person and that's done that, and
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: I think.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: They're full of jeff lies lies.
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: I said, do her laundry as laundry chores chores are
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: big man.
- 1:46:00Speaker 7: F g ask permission to hang out with his friends
- 1:46:05Speaker 7: before you kicking with the homies.
- 1:46:11Speaker 2: That was the second one.
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: That was my second one for sure.
- 1:46:14Speaker 3: That's good, all right him.
- 1:46:16Speaker 16: When she says, go buy me tampon, that was my
- 1:46:23Speaker 16: other choice. It was my wife would just never. She
- 1:46:26Speaker 16: would just she would never have.
- 1:46:30Speaker 6: The grocery store and you're buying fifty things for the house,
- 1:46:32Speaker 6: you wouldn't also grab the tampon.
- 1:46:34Speaker 16: I think I've bought a box of tampons one time
- 1:46:36Speaker 16: in my entire life. I think because there's so many
- 1:46:39Speaker 16: other questions that come.
- 1:46:41Speaker 1: Yes, there's too many. I was like, I'm just never
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: gonna do that. Don't ask me. I'll go buy milk
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: and then we're good.
- 1:46:50Speaker 6: Well that's what you would be, like, get the mind flavored.
- 1:46:51Speaker 17: One I have.
- 1:46:53Speaker 3: But I've had to say, like, you got to send
- 1:46:55Speaker 3: me a picture what the box looks like, because there's
- 1:46:57Speaker 3: too many.
- 1:46:58Speaker 5: There's too many choices.
- 1:46:59Speaker 6: Here, because if you get no applicator, I'm screwed again.
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: I think that's white guy behavior. Buying tampons.
- 1:47:07Speaker 5: What's white guy behavior.
- 1:47:08Speaker 7: Yeah, they would just go do it.
- 1:47:11Speaker 5: I mean I don't care because it's like it doesn't
- 1:47:13Speaker 5: you know, clearly not for me.
- 1:47:15Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:47:16Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: Also also I want to ask for just for discussion
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: in this room.
- 1:47:20Speaker 16: Do we feel like when she says we have to
- 1:47:23Speaker 16: share location, that's big Monday line.
- 1:47:25Speaker 6: Okay, you're speaking my language. I don't share my location
- 1:47:29Speaker 6: with anybody, and everybody jumped on me for saying that.
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I don't care. Yeah, you want it,
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: I'll give it to you right now.
- 1:47:37Speaker 1: Well, she you love at that one part you said,
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: but you want everybody else's location.
- 1:47:41Speaker 6: No, I'll accept it if they want to give it
- 1:47:43Speaker 6: to me, but I don't want to give mine out,
- 1:47:44Speaker 6: Like do you have Andy's No, because again he has
- 1:47:46Speaker 6: an android. We've never figured out how to Okay, you
- 1:47:49Speaker 6: have like a life three se I've never bothered what.
- 1:47:52Speaker 6: I don't need to know where he is.
- 1:47:54Speaker 3: I find it.
- 1:47:54Speaker 5: Helpful, like with you know, uh, there's all these things
- 1:47:57Speaker 5: going on. She's got work stuff. Also, there are kids activities.
- 1:48:00Speaker 5: His kid's over here.
- 1:48:01Speaker 3: I go, how much longer?
- 1:48:02Speaker 5: Is she on her way home?
- 1:48:03Speaker 17: Yet?
- 1:48:03Speaker 3: I go, you just ask her, it's easier, I go, Yep,
- 1:48:06Speaker 3: she's on our way home. Easy enough that's that's how
- 1:48:08Speaker 3: I use it personally.
- 1:48:09Speaker 6: I don't want him to feel like I'm like spying
- 1:48:11Speaker 6: on him either.
- 1:48:12Speaker 3: Who cares a man, man, I don't think he cares. Yeah,
- 1:48:16Speaker 3: unless he's got something to hide, then he would care.
- 1:48:18Speaker 3: The fact that you don't want to share yours that
- 1:48:20Speaker 3: would make me think that maybe you are hiding. Maybe
- 1:48:22Speaker 3: I am.
- 1:48:22Speaker 6: I'm either here at home, I'm so mysterious.
- 1:48:25Speaker 3: Then that's what That's what somebody who has something that
- 1:48:27Speaker 3: I would say, and they would say it just like that.
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's so true that double life.
- 1:48:38Speaker 16: I will say share, I share my location. But it's
- 1:48:40Speaker 16: also the life three sixty thing. I got kids who
- 1:48:43Speaker 16: are twenty and twenty four, and I'm like, I want
- 1:48:46Speaker 16: to know.
- 1:48:46Speaker 7: Where they're are.
- 1:48:47Speaker 6: So Life three sixty everyone gets on that. You know
- 1:48:49Speaker 6: where everybody is.
- 1:48:49Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't put your dog on there. Oh now
- 1:48:52Speaker 3: we're talking in case the dog gets.
- 1:48:53Speaker 6: Out, She's always with me. Don't worry my baby, all right.
- 1:48:56Speaker 7: Too, tim Question number two, all right, fill in the blank. Everybody,
- 1:49:00Speaker 7: Latina mom always blinks. A Latina mom always blinks. This
- 1:49:06Speaker 7: could be anything that's very vague.
- 1:49:12Speaker 5: I got my answer down.
- 1:49:13Speaker 2: You have nothing.
- 1:49:16Speaker 3: I will come back to Gregor right now. All right,
- 1:49:20Speaker 3: we'll start with menace, menace. What you got for this
- 1:49:22Speaker 3: one is.
- 1:49:22Speaker 7: Right good, that's really good.
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: Ever, mom always never never a question and that yeah,
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: like even the dad one question. Yeah, mom is always right.
- 1:49:37Speaker 1: I would say the moms are usually the king of
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: the castle for sure.
- 1:49:41Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I wrote, defends her son.
- 1:49:44Speaker 2: That's good.
- 1:49:46Speaker 5: Like she she can like turn him inside out and
- 1:49:49Speaker 5: kick the crap out of him. But somebody else better
- 1:49:51Speaker 5: not say anything about her son because obviously, like man,
- 1:49:56Speaker 5: that is like you are you are playing with fire. Yeah,
- 1:49:59Speaker 5: it's all it defends her son. Gina grad I said.
- 1:50:03Speaker 6: Always has food ready ready for somebody to come over.
- 1:50:07Speaker 5: Was unexpected eat shares that with the Jewish mom.
- 1:50:10Speaker 3: Absolutely yep, yep, that's true. Greg Gory, did you come
- 1:50:13Speaker 3: up something?
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I ended.
- 1:50:14Speaker 7: I just ended up with ghost to church, goes to
- 1:50:17Speaker 7: church pretty factual as well. All right, prayed the rosary today.
- 1:50:22Speaker 14: Okay, I don't know why this is what came to mind,
- 1:50:24Speaker 14: but I said threatens threatens threatening.
- 1:50:31Speaker 5: Threatening, Yeah, kind of like kind of like a rattlesnake.
- 1:50:33Speaker 5: You hear the before you get it.
- 1:50:35Speaker 16: That means on the way being thrown When I was
- 1:50:39Speaker 16: thrown up, I only had my mouth washed washed out once.
- 1:50:42Speaker 2: Yeah, so I liquid or bar bar you want to go?
- 1:50:47Speaker 5: Yeah, you better switch with this liquid?
- 1:50:49Speaker 3: Son?
- 1:50:50Speaker 7: And would you put there? Jeff g Latino. Mom always
- 1:50:53Speaker 7: spoils her sons. Always spoils her son, not the daughters.
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: Yeah no, all right.
- 1:51:01Speaker 1: Mom always makes you clean your room before you go out.
- 1:51:05Speaker 1: You are not going out room?
- 1:51:08Speaker 2: Yep, that does sound like Jeff.
- 1:51:10Speaker 5: Jeff, Jeff's a hardcore dad.
- 1:51:11Speaker 3: Man, are you a Latino mom?
- 1:51:16Speaker 1: I mean I think it.
- 1:51:17Speaker 16: I mean we use that for everything, right, Like, oh,
- 1:51:19Speaker 16: you can't have your friends over unless you're your room's clean.
- 1:51:21Speaker 16: You can't go out unless your rooms clean. You can't
- 1:51:23Speaker 16: do there's a chore that comes with being able to
- 1:51:27Speaker 16: do something. Yeah, away, you want to go out, you
- 1:51:29Speaker 16: want to do something. Everything else better be perfect.
- 1:51:31Speaker 5: So now that now that school's back in, tell tell
- 1:51:34Speaker 5: Tim what happens every night before you go to bed.
- 1:51:36Speaker 7: I bring in a mail crate that I allegedly stole
- 1:51:39Speaker 7: from work, and I make my son put in his Xbox,
- 1:51:43Speaker 7: his phone, his son seventeen, and his laptop and a
- 1:51:49Speaker 7: school I pad.
- 1:51:50Speaker 5: Every night, it's like every night it's like checking in
- 1:51:52Speaker 5: the prison. Make you give up all your crap. He
- 1:51:55Speaker 5: takes it with him and so like, yeah, that's it,
- 1:51:56Speaker 5: bro let him live.
- 1:51:58Speaker 7: You want to know why I do that? And there's
- 1:52:00Speaker 7: what did I tell you what?
- 1:52:01Speaker 3: This morning? Seventeen and your son is still on like
- 1:52:03Speaker 3: a downtime on the phone too, right, I have.
- 1:52:05Speaker 7: To approve his social media. Well, he gets a certain
- 1:52:07Speaker 7: amount of time per day, but then if he wants over,
- 1:52:09Speaker 7: he has to check in. Yeah, oh that's crazy. But
- 1:52:12Speaker 7: here's the thing too. I woke up the other night.
- 1:52:15Speaker 7: I woke up the other night. May I get up
- 1:52:17Speaker 7: at two forty five in the morning for the show?
- 1:52:19Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:52:19Speaker 7: His TV is blasting loud at two forty five in
- 1:52:22Speaker 7: the morning. He's dead, asked asleep. So if I let
- 1:52:24Speaker 7: him do that during school, you know during the week,
- 1:52:26Speaker 7: during school, he's gonna be up every night.
- 1:52:28Speaker 6: I told you you take that remote.
- 1:52:30Speaker 7: Yes, hey, now this school's back, I do get the
- 1:52:34Speaker 7: little bleep thing ready.
- 1:52:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna speak for your son.
- 1:52:38Speaker 7: You Hey, hey, a son. I want to reply to that.
- 1:52:44Speaker 7: You pay bills. I'm gonna start paying bills. Then we
- 1:52:47Speaker 7: can have a discussion.
- 1:52:48Speaker 5: Act I eat it, sure, sure, that's crazy.
- 1:52:55Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, he's got.
- 1:52:57Speaker 7: To learn priorities. Bro, that you walk around with the
- 1:52:59Speaker 7: phone in the face, you know what it is, and
- 1:53:00Speaker 7: let me and I'll forget every chore.
- 1:53:02Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question.
- 1:53:03Speaker 3: Your parents hell a strict.
- 1:53:06Speaker 2: Yes and no?
- 1:53:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but they're not gonna lock up my PlayStation.
- 1:53:10Speaker 2: But does he get good grades? Let's start there.
- 1:53:12Speaker 7: He gets average grades.
- 1:53:13Speaker 1: That's fine, boom done, that's all you.
- 1:53:18Speaker 7: Average is good, that's passing. No, it's not. He's smarter
- 1:53:21Speaker 7: than that. He's just lazy.
- 1:53:23Speaker 5: I'm damn Yeah. Well, his son went to a party
- 1:53:27Speaker 5: and Jeff had told him, hey, take the trash cans
- 1:53:29Speaker 5: out before you go. And Jeff got home and he
- 1:53:31Speaker 5: hadn't done it, so he called his son. The son
- 1:53:33Speaker 5: had to leave the party, come home, take the trash
- 1:53:35Speaker 5: cans out. They didn't go back to the party.
- 1:53:37Speaker 1: I don't disagree with that.
- 1:53:38Speaker 3: I love I love it.
- 1:53:40Speaker 5: I thought that was great. By the way, when I
- 1:53:41Speaker 5: say this stuff, a like good for you, man, thank
- 1:53:43Speaker 5: you man, thank you, good, good for you.
- 1:53:45Speaker 3: Priorities need some structure, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:53:48Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, soft or gentle parenting or whatever the hell
- 1:53:52Speaker 7: they call it.
- 1:53:53Speaker 5: There's a Tim everywhere.
- 1:53:56Speaker 3: If you got a question for a future round of
- 1:53:58Speaker 3: t Tim, you can hit us up on the text
- 1:54:00Speaker 3: over to two to nine.
- 1:54:01Speaker 5: Eighty seven, sent it on the email email at the
- 1:54:02Speaker 5: woodieshow dot com. We'll take the break, we'll come back. Greg,
- 1:54:06Speaker 5: go update us on the traffic, and then, uh, we're
- 1:54:08Speaker 5: gonna go up in the club on this throwback Thursday.
- 1:54:10Speaker 5: You gotta put your DJ Tim Martinez right now. You
- 1:54:13Speaker 5: gotta take the giant sombrero off. We've got DJ Tim
- 1:54:20Speaker 5: Martinez here and we're about to go up in the
- 1:54:23Speaker 5: club here on this throw back Thursday. What were you
- 1:54:27Speaker 5: guys talking about? What was the You said it was
- 1:54:29Speaker 5: like pretty much a unique to LA Like, Uh, there
- 1:54:31Speaker 5: were because we were talking about the new wave stuff yesterday.
- 1:54:33Speaker 1: High energy, high energy, high energy LA disc.
- 1:54:37Speaker 7: Yeah. And there's a lot of groups that were very
- 1:54:40Speaker 7: local but massive for here, like Taps and Desire and
- 1:54:45Speaker 7: a few of those others that were just really big
- 1:54:47Speaker 7: in the club scene here. This is kind of like
- 1:54:49Speaker 7: maybe before the House era. You know, it was right
- 1:54:52Speaker 7: before the House.
- 1:54:52Speaker 1: It's like in the freestyle Willhouse kind of but.
- 1:54:57Speaker 5: Not so much like a a like that, right same
- 1:55:00Speaker 5: drums this year, So yeah, because that was Tim's big
- 1:55:03Speaker 5: Tim is like all about the freestyle.
- 1:55:05Speaker 2: Oh for sure.
- 1:55:05Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's your that's your number one, right, I
- 1:55:07Speaker 5: mean I am phone a friend, anything for anything, freestyle
- 1:55:11Speaker 5: for sure.
- 1:55:12Speaker 3: Well, back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez was spinning man.
- 1:55:15Speaker 3: He was doing these parties, doing these clubs and stuff
- 1:55:17Speaker 3: like that, and so we put him in charge to
- 1:55:19Speaker 3: go up in the club for us, pick that song
- 1:55:21Speaker 3: for us each and every week here on this throwback Thursday.
- 1:55:23Speaker 5: And what are you going with this week?
- 1:55:24Speaker 3: Tim?
- 1:55:24Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:55:25Speaker 16: We were doing and I was talking about this with
- 1:55:27Speaker 16: Jeff maybe this is eighty like I know for sure
- 1:55:30Speaker 16: it's eighty eight, but like la Miami type.
- 1:55:35Speaker 5: And they were convinced that I was lying when I
- 1:55:37Speaker 5: said that I that I'm not familiar at all. I
- 1:55:40Speaker 5: have zero percent familiarity with this song. And I think
- 1:55:44Speaker 5: it cost a little respect from Tim to me.
- 1:55:47Speaker 3: I think, so no, yeah, no, nothing but love, okay,
- 1:55:51Speaker 3: love all right, So we feel bad, but I'm giving
- 1:55:53Speaker 3: you the truth.
- 1:55:53Speaker 5: I've never heard this, and I think.
- 1:55:55Speaker 16: I'm gonna get a lot of text going what the
- 1:55:57Speaker 16: hell is this? And I'm ok, I'm okay with that.
- 1:56:00Speaker 16: But I'm also going to get people go, oh crap,
- 1:56:02Speaker 16: that's what we want. We want Wow, this is a banger.
- 1:56:05Speaker 1: So what we're doing, Sally that girl, Gucci Crew go.
- 1:56:09Speaker 3: Up in the Clark the Woody Showy Thursday here on
- 1:56:15Speaker 3: the joke that was today years old we heard that
- 1:56:18Speaker 3: song for the first time, a woody song.
- 1:56:21Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not saying I hate it.
- 1:56:24Speaker 3: I hated it.
- 1:56:24Speaker 1: They would be shocked that you would not know it.
- 1:56:27Speaker 1: It's like such in the wheelhouse of I know, the
- 1:56:30Speaker 1: rap that you listen to.
- 1:56:31Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean if it wasn't like, uh, you know,
- 1:56:33Speaker 3: if it was like a big radio song in that era.
- 1:56:36Speaker 1: I feel like it was.
- 1:56:38Speaker 8: It was.
- 1:56:39Speaker 7: I say for us it was.
- 1:56:40Speaker 3: It couldn't here, I don't think like in New Jersey
- 1:56:44Speaker 3: it was agreed, certainly not Pittsburgh. Yeah, the two places
- 1:56:50Speaker 3: I spent my childhood.
- 1:56:52Speaker 7: What do you do you remember what year?
- 1:56:53Speaker 2: What year was that?
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: Eighty eight?
- 1:56:55Speaker 2: Eighty eight? Yeah, eighty eight Jersey?
- 1:56:56Speaker 7: No, no, no, do you remember a supersonic j Faye?
- 1:57:01Speaker 7: It kind of was around that same time. You know,
- 1:57:03Speaker 7: I've got the same and like the Cabbage Patch or
- 1:57:05Speaker 7: like that were all they were all kind of like
- 1:57:07Speaker 7: in that era.
- 1:57:08Speaker 5: Yeah, so uh so there you go, everybody.
- 1:57:11Speaker 7: I hope you liked it.
- 1:57:12Speaker 3: I did, like, what's it's Sally? What's Sally?
- 1:57:15Speaker 2: That girl?
- 1:57:17Speaker 5: Is it Gucci Crew?
- 1:57:19Speaker 3: Gucci Crew?
- 1:57:20Speaker 7: Yes, Sally was a big hole.
- 1:57:21Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was smacking them hams. All right, d Martinez, everybody,
- 1:57:29Speaker 3: we'll see you next week. You guys want to do
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: another round of Greg Guesses Who's fridge? All right, so
- 1:57:40Speaker 3: he guessed correctly on Genas. Now he took a guess
- 1:57:43Speaker 3: on a bunch.
- 1:57:45Speaker 5: Of different packaged foods, and yeah, a bunch of different
- 1:57:49Speaker 5: people who work on the show just a picture of
- 1:57:50Speaker 5: their fridge could have guessed who it belonged to. Yeah,
- 1:57:54Speaker 5: so how about another one?
- 1:57:56Speaker 3: Now, all the spoilers, all right, we're leaving that except
- 1:57:59Speaker 3: for this one clip, but all the rest of them,
- 1:58:02Speaker 3: we are gonna leave those out that You just got
- 1:58:03Speaker 3: to go to our instagram at the Woody Show and
- 1:58:05Speaker 3: you could check it out there. Here's a here's another one.
- 1:58:08Speaker 2: Oh, I think I might have seen some Trader Joe's
- 1:58:11Speaker 2: packaged food which reeks of Sammy. I was hoping I
- 1:58:15Speaker 2: would see like some something oatmeal related, relatively clean.
- 1:58:20Speaker 11: Oh, okay, okay, yes, Yeah, how that one started was like, oh,
- 1:58:35Speaker 11: I think I might have seen Oh I think I'm.
- 1:58:39Speaker 10: It was.
- 1:58:41Speaker 8: You.
- 1:58:43Speaker 2: I think, oh, I think I might have seen some
- 1:58:47Speaker 2: Trader Joe's packaged all right, So yeah, but then he
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: goes back, let's give that another one clean. Oh okay,
- 1:58:55Speaker 2: that's Sammy. I see the old timey. I think it's
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: called corning where she loves that stuff. It's displeasing to
- 1:59:04Speaker 2: the eye. This is Sammy, all right.
- 1:59:07Speaker 5: And this refrigerator did belong to Sammy?
- 1:59:11Speaker 14: Yeah, says a corner where or pirateate that is Pyris
- 1:59:15Speaker 14: that particular one they did combine?
- 1:59:17Speaker 12: Later?
- 1:59:18Speaker 14: You didn't like my pink Daisy Castle dish?
- 1:59:21Speaker 12: That's adorable.
- 1:59:23Speaker 2: No, I'm not a fan of pink.
- 1:59:24Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:59:25Speaker 12: I mean I didn't think it was displeasing to the eye.
- 1:59:27Speaker 2: Okay, I was just feeling what it's feeling in the moment.
- 1:59:32Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like James, Well, yeah, we got the we
- 1:59:35Speaker 5: got the video. Yeah, you can see it. It's on
- 1:59:37Speaker 5: our Instagram. At the Woody Show eight seven, seven forty four,
- 1:59:41Speaker 5: Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
- 1:59:44Speaker 5: eighty seven.
- 1:59:44Speaker 3: A new report shows that people are spending a ton
- 1:59:46Speaker 3: of money on TikTok shop.
- 1:59:48Speaker 2: I mean, do you ever use it? I'm I don't
- 1:59:50Speaker 2: have TikTok.
- 1:59:52Speaker 1: Never almost daily. Yeah, yeah, I love TikTok shop. It's
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: basically Amazon but on TikTok Yeah, but what about this stuff?
- 1:59:59Speaker 1: Is it all drop ship from China and stuff? It's
- 2:00:02Speaker 1: it again, It's just like Amazon. There's major brands on there.
- 2:00:05Speaker 1: They have their own shops. They they found it to
- 2:00:08Speaker 1: be like really beneficial for them to be on there.
- 2:00:11Speaker 3: So globally over fifty billion dollars, which is up ninety
- 2:00:15Speaker 3: two percent from the same time last year, and they
- 2:00:18Speaker 3: did it all within the first six months of the year.
- 2:00:20Speaker 3: So if that pace keeps up, people are spending close
- 2:00:22Speaker 3: to one hundred and twenty four billion dollars thank god,
- 2:00:26Speaker 3: on TikTok TikTok shop by the end of the year.
- 2:00:30Speaker 3: I like, what do you buy?
- 2:00:31Speaker 8: Though?
- 2:00:33Speaker 7: My son used to sell stuff on there really so
- 2:00:35Speaker 7: yeah he would you say it's worth it though it
- 2:00:38Speaker 7: is one percent Again, it's just like Amazon. He sold
- 2:00:41Speaker 7: everything from like uh no spray stuff to like health
- 2:00:45Speaker 7: products to like cologne.
- 2:00:47Speaker 5: He sold stuff yeah, like keep getting it.
- 2:00:49Speaker 7: Yeah. He would write them and say, hey, I want
- 2:00:51Speaker 7: to sell your product, I'll make a video and blah
- 2:00:53Speaker 7: blah blah. And so they'd send him like five of
- 2:00:55Speaker 7: the items. He would post a video using him.
- 2:00:58Speaker 5: You can't just sell stuff like Facebook market.
- 2:01:00Speaker 6: So it's not like this is some crap in my closet.
- 2:01:02Speaker 7: Yeah no, no, no it's not. It's not like that
- 2:01:04Speaker 7: or deep hop or whatever. This is more like products
- 2:01:07Speaker 7: and they mine for people to sell it. And my
- 2:01:09Speaker 7: son would make you know, he wouldn't make a lot
- 2:01:10Speaker 7: of money, but he would.
- 2:01:11Speaker 1: You know, on Amazon does the same thing where you
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: just you do a referral to like a different Yeah.
- 2:01:17Speaker 7: He has his own code or whatever.
- 2:01:19Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I bought stuff off of Instagram. Although
- 2:01:22Speaker 5: the one thing about buying stuff off of Instagram, everything
- 2:01:26Speaker 5: off of Instagram is drop ship trumps for arrive. It's
- 2:01:32Speaker 5: not that it never arrived. It feels like it takes
- 2:01:35Speaker 5: so long for it to arrive you forgot.
- 2:01:37Speaker 2: You even ordered it.
- 2:01:38Speaker 7: TikTok shop you get it pretty quick.
- 2:01:40Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's a couple of things I ordered that
- 2:01:45Speaker 3: that that that face that that's luxurious, But it did
- 2:01:51Speaker 3: take forever.
- 2:01:53Speaker 6: To Are you still using you? Do you forget about it?
- 2:01:56Speaker 3: No, it's it's a it's still being used, not every day,
- 2:01:59Speaker 3: but it is not so you're thinking, like, you know,
- 2:02:00Speaker 3: I need I need like a little touch of luxury.
- 2:02:02Speaker 8: You know.
- 2:02:04Speaker 5: It spits out basically, it just puts hot water into
- 2:02:07Speaker 5: like a paper towel, like a better denser paper towel
- 2:02:10Speaker 5: kind of thing, and they're disposal.
- 2:02:12Speaker 3: But just throw it away right, right, that's how you
- 2:02:14Speaker 3: like it, Yeah, right, like.
- 2:02:16Speaker 2: A hot one right on my face and then just
- 2:02:19Speaker 2: toss it out.
- 2:02:20Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 2:02:20Speaker 5: That's the one thing about some of the stuff on
- 2:02:22Speaker 5: the Instagram is I even ordered a pair of shorts.
- 2:02:24Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, those look comfortable, and I ordered them
- 2:02:27Speaker 5: and I'm still waiting. It's been like five weeks the winter.
- 2:02:31Speaker 7: Yeah, they still have figured it out.
- 2:02:33Speaker 1: They've tried a couple of times to like make their
- 2:02:35Speaker 1: online stores work, and I don't know.
- 2:02:37Speaker 2: Yeah, not good.
- 2:02:39Speaker 5: Yeah, TikTok shop, TikTok shop super easy. Take it for
- 2:02:43Speaker 5: a minutes.
- 2:02:43Speaker 1: That's what he'd be saying, be saying.
- 2:02:44Speaker 5: I've been saying that eight seven seven forty four wooding
- 2:02:48Speaker 5: text us over to two two nine eighty seven more
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- 2:02:50Speaker 3: Hand, Buila wouldn't approve what you show.
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- 2:03:35Speaker 3: Look force there at the Woody Show. Yeah all right,
- 2:03:38Speaker 3: Greg Gorey parting words of wisdom please.
- 2:03:40Speaker 2: Yeah, some mistakes are just too much fun to make
- 2:03:44Speaker 2: only once.
- 2:03:45Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll tell yourself you're not going to do that again,
- 2:03:48Speaker 3: But all you can think about is when do I
- 2:03:50Speaker 3: get to do that again? It's a struggle, iright, all right,
- 2:03:54Speaker 3: all right, it's so fun being bad, it is.
- 2:03:57Speaker 5: It's fun doing hoods and Greg chips, love boys and dudes,
- 2:04:02Speaker 5: love hot chicks.
- 2:04:03Speaker 2: Hell right, it's.
- 2:04:04Speaker 5: Works out, works out all right. Thank you very much,
- 2:04:07Speaker 5: Greg Gory do it. Thank you so much for giving
- 2:04:10Speaker 5: the show some of your valuable time this morning. You
- 2:04:12Speaker 5: know we'd love it to appreciate you for that. The
- 2:04:14Speaker 5: rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch
- 2:04:16Speaker 5: back here on Friday. Have a great day.
- 2:04:18Speaker 2: S M D double M.
- 2:04:19Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.