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Hoppe DOESN'T WANT HOOKERS (Unlike Others In Tampa Radio) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hey, what's up, everybody? It's your boy, comedian,
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  actor, author, extraordinaire, Finesse Mitchell.
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  And you're listening to Ryan Hoppy on Hoppy Hour.
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  You know what it is. That is awesome, dude. That
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  just made my day. Hoppy Hour starts live in less
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  than 10 minutes. Stand by. I want to talk about
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  something. I don't get people that bring their
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  frickin' dog everywhere. Now, before you come
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  at me out of the woodworks, oh, man. Listen,
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  I know your dog is your friend. My cat is my
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  friend. But I don't bring her everywhere. Because
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  if I did bring her everywhere, she would be a
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  problem. it would not be good. It would be a
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  little something like this. Right? But I'm telling
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  you, it's out of control how these people just
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  bring their dogs in person. And if their dog's
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  acting up, that's one thing. If Rover's acting
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  up, That's one thing. But the problem nowadays
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  is that these people are training their dogs
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  to be stupid. And what I mean by that is this,
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  because I know that sounds a little harsh in
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  the club. Probably don't like that abruptness.
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  But it's kind of true. I mean, your dog's acting
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  up, and you don't even scold it. So you're making
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  the dog think it's good behavior. You know who
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  had the greatest dog ever? My buddy Topher Morrison.
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  He's now traveling America. He got the hell.
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  Him and his dog, Macy. If there was a definition
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  of a perfect dog, I would be Macy. A little shout
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  out to Topher Morrison. And a no shout out to
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  people that don't wash their knives. I didn't
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  even know how I wanted to approach this subject.
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  We're just going to go right in. Obviously, everybody
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  has a past, okay? Nobody is innocent. Some morning
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  radio hosts cheat on their wife all the time.
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  Other professional athletes are scumbags. I don't
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  care. The simping by the media. Over. Jameis
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  Winston. I mean, his controversy page is longer
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  than his accomplishment page. On Wikipedia, obviously,
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  he had the sexual assault allegation, shoplifting.
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  He made vulgar comments after writing the P in
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  the auditorium, it appears. Uh, at a table in
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  the student union at FSU and then the groping
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  incident in Uber. Why the hell are you groping
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  an Uber driver? And I love watching him fail
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  on the Giants. I loved all the FSU fans. I worked
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  with one of them that like when he went to the
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  Bucks, they were so happy and they just, he was
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  like, they're over the top hero. And I'm like,
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  if you love Jameis Winston, you, you know, you're
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  just not the smartest guy. Uh, I don't know any
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  other way to say it. You're just not really the
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  brightest bulb, you know, around. I was told
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  on the radio I was not allowed to talk about
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  Jameis because I said, would you let your daughter
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  date Jameis? And Mike O was very mad about that.
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  That and when Billy Madison tried to silence
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  me. I'm just saying to you, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls. I'm tired of everybody romanticizing
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  Jameis Winston. Everybody crucifies, you know,
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  Colin Kaepernick for kneeling and giving an opinion.
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  But then Jameis Winston has all these allegations.
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  And where there's smoke, there's fire. It's just
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  kind of weird seeing everybody cheering him on
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  when we all know he's a scumbag. And he's an
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  okay quarterback. The thing is, he's got a likable
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  personality. So he's able to get away with being
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  dreadful as a quarterback. I mean, this is a
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  huge opportunity. With Jackson Dart potentially
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  out for the season at this moment, that's what's
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  going on. He has a chance to, you know, finally
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  be a winner. Alexa, has Jameis Winston ever been
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  on a team that was over 500? No, Winston's never
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  been on a franchise that's topped the 500 win
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  mark. All right, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Shut
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  up. That's probably what he told the Uber driver.
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  Channing Tatum slamming speculation he's got
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  a secret Instagram account where he posts shady
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  comments about his exes. Yeah he looks like someone
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  that would do it. Yeah he just looks like the
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  guy that's just obsessive that just I don't know
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  just goes crazy and just cannot get over his
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  ex. This is pretty crazy for me to The gossip
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  making the rounds on social media over the weekend
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  after an account called Nunya Business wrote
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  just here for the hate. Oh, yeah, so we have
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  no proof that he did it. A recent PDA post about
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  Channing's ex, Zoe Kravitz, and Harry Styles.
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  You know, it drives them nuts that a man in a
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  dress is banging his ex. You get to support each
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  other and you want the best for each other and
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  you want to see each other. She is not as attractive
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  when her hair is in the bun. Shine. When her
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  hair is done. No, it's, it's, it's, there's nothing
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  like that feeling. Fans were quick to point out
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  the account only had one follower. Channing's
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  public Instagram leading. Ha ha. idiot. Many
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  did theorize that he was the person behind the
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  page. What a doc. I know I did. You deserve to
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  get caught. And the fact that you're responding
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  to the claims proves that it's probably true.
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  I don't think that is true. The actor now setting
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  the record straight on his actual Instagram.
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  I truly can't believe y 'all think this is what
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  I'm doing with my free time. You're following
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  the page that's talking bad about your exes,
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  dude. It's right in front of you. Now, if you
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  weren't following the page, that's one thing.
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  But you're following a page with no followers.
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  It's silly. This is crazy for me. Adding, why
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  would I follow a burner account if I didn't want
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  people to connect me to it? Now he's lying. Now
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  he's saying he wasn't following it when we have
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  screenshots of you following it. So you lost,
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  bud. You lost big time. WTF? Come on. What, Aroden?
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  Shut up. Just admit you're a creep. Call it a
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  day. Christina Hack is revealing the biggest
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  lesson she's learned from boyfriend Chris LaRocca.
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  Whatever, what'd she learn? On Instagram, September
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  21st, for their second anniversary, Christina
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  wrote, Two years of getting to know you. Together
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  we built a champagne brand from the ground up.
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  Alright, so it's more about the money than the
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  breakup. Like all our breakups. Teresa Giudice
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  is bearing it all. The Real Housewife went makeup
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  free in a new video shared by artist Frank Reina.
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  And her looking makeup free is literally, I mean,
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  she's just raggedy. It's like a freaking zombie,
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  dude. And then there's this going on with this
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  freaking mutant. During Rodgers' ex, Mallory
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  Edens is offering a very different take on the
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  quarterback's love life. Yeah, you know, if you
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  have to talk about your exes and you're like,
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  Aaron Rodgers, you're a frickin' loser, dude.
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  Just a dork. Seemingly calling BS on his claim
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  that he never loved anyone he dated after 2017.
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  Yeah, I think the problem is he doesn't know
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  how to love. He probably just wants to get his
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  rocks off. And the thing about it, ladies and
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  gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that these
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  women are like, damn, I spent my time, all my
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  clock was ticking, you know, and I wasted my
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  time with you. You know what I mean? I let my
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  time go by for a guy that never loved me. Just
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  a freaking loser. Mallory, who briefly dated
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  Aaron in 2022, posted this to Instagram September
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  21st. My ex is currently on a press tour talking
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  about how he never loved anyone he dated after
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  2017. Unfortunately for him, I am also on a press
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  tour for a movie inspired about how down bad
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  I was. Mallory, a producer on the upcoming film
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  Charlie Harper, didn't name Aaron explicitly,
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  but added, really exciting time for competing
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  narrative. Yeah, she's better. In his September
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  10th appearance on the Not Just Football podcast
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  that set off the backlash, Aaron said he met
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  his now wife, Brittany, in 2017, but the two
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  didn't pursue a relationship at the time. Alright,
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  there you go. Get over it. move on. Who cares
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  what your ex is talking about? They're lying.
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  It's their narrative because they're miserable
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  has -beens. Illinois Governor J .B. Pritzker
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  is revealing how much weight he's lost since
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  starting taking a GLP -1 drug. Listen, there's
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  two sides to this. I kind of respect that he's
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  admitting that he's too lazy and doesn't have
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  the work ethic, you know, because he's the worst
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  governor, so... If he's the worst governor around,
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  he's not going to have a good work ethic in general
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  to actually work out and lose weight naturally.
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  So on that part, I respect him for admitting
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  he's on it, but the other part, it's like, dude,
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  go to the gym. You've been fat your whole life.
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  My mom has gone up and down in weight her whole
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  life, but the reason she's taking it is because
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  with her bad knees, she's almost 70, but... Pritzker,
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  you're just an embarrassment to people that actually
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  need it. The governor told CBS News he's been
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  taking the medication since being diagnosed with
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  diabetes. Oh, yeah, that's the reason. Not because
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  you look fat as hell. I've lost 80 pounds so
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  far. Yeah, you look okay, I'll be honest. Some
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  people... I know zombies look really weird when
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  they get skinny. Now, if he loses more weight,
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  that's where it's going to be a problem. Because
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  right now, even though I can't stand this prick
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  skirt, he literally looks fine. He looks presentable.
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  Because I know he's trying to run for president,
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  so he looks fine. But if he loses more weight,
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  then he gets into John Goodman territory, and
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  that's not good. How do you feel physically?
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  A whole lot different. Yeah, you know, it's hard
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  when you're not 400 pounds. Alexa, what was the
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  fattest that Governor Pritzker of Illinois was
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  at his weight? Governor J .B. Pritzker said he
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  was roughly 80 pounds heavier two years ago at
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  the Democratic Convention. So that was his heaviest
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  weight before he started losing weight. Alexa,
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  that was so unhelpful. I was asking you how much
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  he weighed, not how much he lost. You don't listen
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  to me. You're like my wife that I don't have.
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  My bad. I totally missed the mark there. I've
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  looked again, but he hasn't actually shared his
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  specific weight. All right, Alexa, shut up. Alexa,
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  shut up! Alexa, shut up! God, Jesus, this is
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  annoying. I wonder who's more annoying to be
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  around, Governor Pritzker or Alexa. Uh, and a
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  whole lot better. Pritzker says he's struggled
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  with being overweight since childhood. Yeah,
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  you know, until he ate every cookie in the house.
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  Mm -hmm. And acknowledges his high -pressure
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  job... Hey, he looks great. I'm not gonna deny
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  it. He's got a nice house, you know. I wonder
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  if he pays the taxes. To him putting on even
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  more weight. The governor's been injecting himself
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  with the GLP -1 drugs. Yeah, he looks good. I
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  hate saying it. I despise saying it, but you
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  know. Weekly for the past two years and says
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  he dropped a couple of pounds the very first
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  week he started taking it. Yeah, that's how it
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  works. Maybe someday he'll learn how to, you
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  know, actually have a work ethic. He wants to
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  run for, you know. Governor, that's not great.
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  I mean, for president, we don't really need that.
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  I guess that'd be better than Trump, so maybe
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  we do need him. All right, time for radio news.
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  Hey, yo. All right, Madison County commissioners
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  could soon have a new tool to crack down on the
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  legal gambling arcades. Yeah, when I first moved
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  here, I thought everybody was, like, playing
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  arcades. Like, oh, let's play Mr. Pacman. I had
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  no frickin' idea that this was like an actual
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  arcane of gambling. Yeah, leaders are going to
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  consider an ordinance to ban the use of simulated
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  gambling devices. This is in Manatee County.
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  Yeah, you know, all the frickin' mutants in Manatee
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  County are over there. 10 -Table Bay News reporter
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  Asha Patel is live. What's up, baby? She's so
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  frickin' pretty. They're for us this morning.
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  Yeah, Asha, the sheriff's office says the move
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  is about public safety here. Yeah, that's right.
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  The sheriff's office says that this has been
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  an ongoing problem. Yeah, it's not a real good
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  problem. Like, there's some good problems, but
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  yeah, this is not good. Over the last few years,
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  authorities have cracked down and shut down dozens
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  of these gaming rooms, seizing cash and multiple
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  machines. And they say that some of these businesses
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  have been linked to robbery. You don't say illegal
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  gambling's connected to crime? Breaking frickin'
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  news. Dabbings and shootings. I want you guys
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  to take a look at your screen. These are photos
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  that we have covered. Yeah, it's like a real
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  -life casino. It's the strangest thing. And it
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  says... I love this. It's an illegal gambling
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  spot, but there's a sign that says, please refrain
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  from using vulgar language. Yeah, bat away your
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  life and do cocaine, but you can't say fuck.
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  From some of these busts, one being just a few
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  months ago back in July. Proposed ordinance would
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  ban the commercial use of simulated gambling
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  devices. I've been at different gas stations
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  in Tampa when I need to get gas. It's always
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  weird when you see a slot machine and you're
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  like, I don't think that's legal. Across the
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  county, these are gambling -style machines that
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  can look and play like slots, poker, or bingo.
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  The county says the rule would also target businesses
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  operating these machines for profit. Here's what
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  I'm wondering. If you're running these operations,
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  do you think you're just not going to get caught?
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  Because the goal is to make as much money as
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  possible, so it's going to grow. And then you
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  have the name Arcade, so cops drive by. All right,
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  there you go. We do need court action and more
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  action in life. We need to get our rocks off.
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  Yeah, but if you go to one of those casinos or
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  whatever that stuff is called, arcades, you probably
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  also go to, like, the five shops, which I personally
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  have never been to because I'll never pay for
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  sex, but that's the, you know, Good evening,
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  everyone. I'm Josh Benson. Thanks so much for
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  being with us for News Channel 8 on the CW in
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  Tampa Bay. Nellis County schools trying to save
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  money by closing schools across... Ah, that's
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  good. Have even less schools and education will
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  be even worse again. Seven people were hurt after
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  a breeze bus crashed into a sign at State College
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  of Florida in Sarasota. Look at the... Yeah,
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  it can't be good. You're getting cock and junk
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  and... 83 -year -old Sarasota County man is now
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  83. They had a bad cutoff. They didn't say the
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  correct age. Facing a murder charge, deputies
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  say he shot and killed his wife. The man told
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  police she asked him to shoot her. Oh, yeah,
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  that's a good one. She might have said it, like,
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  not literally, and then he's like, all right,
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  I'll do it. Oh, yeah, you guys ready for the
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  greatest show ever? And now, back to the Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All
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  kids out of the pool for adult swim. All kids
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  out. Attention, FM DJ. Begins now. Loud. Rude.
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  Aggressive. Those are his good qualities. A sick
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  person with a powerful tool. On three. One, two,
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  three. Go. is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
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  mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am.
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  No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the
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  whole program's gonna start. Okay, wait a minute.
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  Alright. Lacking any meat. And that's what real
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  women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in
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  4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. We the men. Let the night get loose.
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  Hoppy's homies in the back. Got the room on cruise.
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  Daffing through the static. Got the feed on fire.
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  Every clip in the town. Roll it up. Pass that
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  grin. Let the whole night spin. Camera on. Don't
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  blink. We go. At this point, you should probably
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  know the drill. You got your blunt, your bong,
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  your bull, your joint, your pen, your vape, whatever
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  the hell. Yeah. Uh, let's. I'll get it. I stoned.
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  Uh, let's relax. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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  Mmm. We go hard in the blank. Getting high with
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  Hoppy. Getting high with Hoppy. All right. Let
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  me do this. Let me take this joint. You hear
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  this? Out of its little package it's in. It's
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  a little tube. You want to hear the sound of
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  the tube popping? There you go. Man, riveting.
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  Right here, this light flicker. Oh, yeah. Life
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  is hard. You got to be high because those gas
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  prices are higher than this joint's going to
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  make you. Man, last night I was driving down
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  Forest Street and it's like my new game. See
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  what, it's not a fun game at all, but see what
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  the gas prices are. Speaking of that. You want
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  to hear what our president, and I'm not trying
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  to be Jimmy Kimmel. You want to hear what our
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  president said about the gas prices? After you
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  hear this, you're going to want to be stunned.
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  Be back to $2 and maybe even less than that.
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  So that was him in January 2024 when he got elected,
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  and now here's him now. You have to pay a little
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  bit more. You're at $4. It's okay. I mean, I'll
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  never apologize. Yeah, because you're a narcissistic
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  loser! And you've motorboated Rudy Giuliani before.
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  All right. No, I definitely don't. Where does
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  this end? This is what you wanted, man. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. I got to light this a little better.
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  Oh, yeah. I feel good. Knew that I would. Got
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  to make sure I don't get the hiccups. Let me
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  not even put that into the universe. Oh, yeah.
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  So, you know, I'm a very single man. All my ever.
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  And I'm on the dating apps a little bit. Sometimes
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  I'll use it one day. So my move on there is I
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  swipe right on every money. But it's like a circus.
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  I'm not going to get a trans person, a dude.
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  Because sometimes there's dudes that are under
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  there. Or a hot ass girl. Or a washed up woman.
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  You never know. But I will tell you. I matched
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  with this really nice girl. Oh, yeah. She was
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  a stripper. And I've always wanted to date one.
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  I don't know why. That's very strange. I told
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  it to say strip club instrumental, not the actual
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  lyrics. That's how weird this show is. So I match
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  with this girl and she's like, come out to this
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  strip club. I will be there on Tuesday night.
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  So I'm like, all right, I'm going to come out.
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  I'm not going to get a dance. She's like, that's
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  fine. I want to see you, baby. I was just bored.
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  It's kind of like, you know, like a video game
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  to me. So then she's like, oh, well, now I'm
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  a Popeye's chicken. I left early because she's
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  supposed to be there till 10. So then. I'm like,
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  whatever. So then she hits me up and she is like,
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  hey, you know, I'm at this strip club. And I'm
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  like, oh, okay. And she's like, well, actually,
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  now I'm at this one. So she kept hopping every
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  hour. So, you know, let me finally just let's
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  just do this. Let me just see what it's like.
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  I haven't been to a strip club. I don't know.
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  I don't know. Four years. So. I go to the strip
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  club. And let me tell you. It was very strange.
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  So I walk into this Largo strip club. Which you
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  never, ever want to go to a Largo strip club.
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  Let me tell you. You want to go to one that's
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  like, I don't know, maybe in like Tampa. But
• 25:47
  you never want to go to one in Largo. But I went.
• 25:50
  And I walked inside. And she's like, hey, it's
• 25:52
  you. Because, I mean, what other tall guy is
• 25:55
  going? So we sit at the bar. And I go, hi, nice
• 26:01
  to meet you. She's like, oh, I'm in town. I'm
• 26:04
  business. I'm thinking she's like a porn star.
• 26:08
  I'm starting to get a little bit of an ick. She
• 26:12
  was a nice girl, though. So then I go, what do
• 26:17
  you do for a living? And she's like, well, I'm
• 26:21
  a dancer. She's like, I live at home. I'm a parent
• 26:23
  on the other coast. And I'm here for business.
• 26:26
  So I'm thinking she's maybe making a few shanes
• 26:29
  or something. She goes, this is where I started
• 26:34
  to kind of, you know, wonder what was going on.
• 26:41
  She goes, I'm at this motel on Omerton for two
• 26:45
  weeks. And I got an opening between 6 a .m. and
• 26:49
  noon. And I was like, oh, wait. This is a hooker!
• 26:56
  And I have a rule in life. I know you pay for
• 27:00
  sex, buying drinks and food and amusement parks.
• 27:06
  But at least the girl wants you in some manner.
• 27:12
  This girl's like, well, you come by tomorrow
• 27:15
  at 8. at 8 a .m i'll give you a 500 an hour and
• 27:21
  i'm like oh wait i didn't want to say any terms
• 27:24
  that would incriminate me because i was a little
• 27:26
  sketched out and she goes i'll rock your world
• 27:31
  for 500 an hour And then I was like, I don't
• 27:37
  really have the money right now. I mean, I do,
• 27:39
  but I got to pay rent in seven days is what I
• 27:42
  told her. She's like, I got to get the hell out
• 27:45
  of there. She's like, why don't I just give you
• 27:48
  a dance? And I'm like, let me go to the car to
• 27:51
  grab some cash. And gentlemen out there, I cannot
• 27:56
  explain to you how fast I got out of there. Bye
• 28:01
  -bye. And she's a very nice girl, but I feel
• 28:09
  like she was smart too, like an okay conversation.
• 28:12
  I mean, I know she's trying to take my money.
• 28:14
  I understand. But at the very same point, I was
• 28:19
  almost sad. That's when you know I've aged a
• 28:23
  little bit in the club. Is that like 10 years
• 28:27
  ago, I would have been like, I want to get my
• 28:29
  racks off, even though I even backed out and
• 28:30
  told myself I'm not paying. But this time, I
• 28:34
  felt really bad. I was like, why are you doing
• 28:35
  this to yourself? It's one thing to dance, you
• 28:37
  know, pay the couch bills or whatever, even though
• 28:40
  I don't think she was in college. But you know
• 28:41
  what I mean. I felt bad for her. And I'm sure
• 28:48
  the feeling was mutual. So how else was your
• 28:53
  Wednesday night? That was a hump day, actually.
• 28:56
  Wow! Although the humping would have been Thursday
• 28:59
  morning, so it wouldn't have been hump day. I'm
• 29:03
  telling you, they got some sad music in the club.
• 29:08
  It's just terrible news. No, it's not that Ryan
• 29:11
  almost, you know, was around a prostitute. There
• 29:16
  is something that is no longer around. You want
• 29:24
  to know what that is? So in Florida, where everyone's
• 29:29
  pent up, you know what you should do? is you
• 29:32
  should totally get rid of porn. Because that's
• 29:36
  what they did a year and a half ago. You have
• 29:37
  to verify your face or whatever. Like, you know
• 29:42
  what? Pornhub, take my... Actually, Pornhub is
• 29:44
  banned. You just... You know what? Take my face.
• 29:47
  Who cares? Everyone knows what I look like. That's
• 29:51
  why I don't take pictures. So when they passed
• 29:57
  the bill a year and a half ago that porn sites
• 29:59
  were banned in Florida, you just... We're still
• 30:02
  perfectly working. And as a single man who was
• 30:06
  helping me out in the club. Now you have to verify
• 30:10
  your age. No! Not you, Jez! No! So, you know
• 30:19
  what I did? I used my laptop and I verified my
• 30:22
  face. I literally, there was no other way for
• 30:27
  me to spank it. This is at home, by the way,
• 30:30
  like midnight. So I rest in peace than you, Jizz,
• 30:35
  being free in Florida. Because my VPN software
• 30:39
  wasn't working, man. Draw me nuts. Draw me out
• 30:43
  of this world. Oh, I've been blocked by a few
• 30:49
  celebrities. I was looking at all the people
• 30:51
  I've tagged. Instagram. And I've been blocked
• 30:57
  by Scott Pelley from 60 Minutes, Chelsea Handler,
• 31:00
  Taylor, Frankie Paul, the boy toy of Bunny Axe.
• 31:05
  Even though I was complimenting him and saying
• 31:10
  he's with a cougar, I don't know why he blocked
• 31:12
  me. That ain't going to be your wife, dog. I
• 31:15
  had this really trippy thing the other night
• 31:18
  happen with YouTube TV. so on youtube tv there's
• 31:22
  a glitch where if you lean we'll be back god
• 31:25
  damn it shut up why is that playing uh youtube
• 31:27
  tv has this thing where you can watch videos
• 31:29
  that are on youtube so the other night when i
• 31:33
  was sleeping i put it on mute but i had spongebob
• 31:35
  on no actually it was he man and um you can tell
• 31:41
  i'm really mature uh so what happened was when
• 31:46
  i had uh He -Man on. It just played a compilation
• 31:50
  of it for like 12 hours. It was great. Currently
• 31:53
  have Aqua Teen Hunger Force on my TV. I'm not
• 31:56
  a type of guy. But here's the thing, ladies and
• 31:58
  gentlemen, boys and girls. I closed out of YouTube
• 32:03
  TV and then I went to open it again later on
• 32:08
  when I came home the next day and YouTube was
• 32:11
  opening. Not YouTube TV, the YouTube interface.
• 32:14
  And I was getting really confused in the club.
• 32:18
  I was like, am I that stoned? I think I'm on
• 32:21
  YouTube. Because you're trying to think, am I
• 32:22
  on YouTube or YouTube TV? And it's showing me
• 32:25
  YouTube accounts. And it's like, please log in.
• 32:27
  So I guess there's a glitch. And I looked it
• 32:31
  up online. Yeah. They raised their prices, but
• 32:34
  they can't fix their software. Oh, yeah. They're
• 32:39
  out of their minds over there. You know what
• 32:42
  I'm sick of? I'm sick of skits. I'm sick of watching
• 32:45
  videos on social media that have no point. And
• 32:50
  I'm absolutely sick of seeing things happen.
• 32:55
  I'm sick of seeing people put up these videos
• 32:57
  where they're pretending to fight. I don't know
• 32:59
  if it's because I've worked around authentic
• 33:01
  radio hosts, and I have not been around the radio
• 33:05
  shows that do fake segments like The Jones Show,
• 33:08
  but I am not about fake segments. And when I
• 33:10
  see these fake videos online, it, you know, it
• 33:18
  motivates me. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494
• 33:23
  -6773. You can tweet at me at Ryan Happy Radio.
• 33:28
  Here is Bob Marley talking about marijuana. The
• 33:31
  more you accept her, the more you accept Rastafari.
• 33:35
  You dig what I'm saying? We who accept herb,
• 33:38
  herb is not, herb is important, but herb is more
• 33:41
  important to the people who don't accept it yet
• 33:43
  because that is a reality. I mean, it's not something
• 33:47
  that you crave, but you check it in a sense and
• 33:54
  say, herb, herb is a plant. I mean, herbs are
• 34:02
  good for everything. Why these people who want
• 34:08
  to do so much good for everyone, who call themselves
• 34:13
  governments and this and that, why them say you
• 34:16
  must not use the herb? You see? And we take that
• 34:22
  and we can't find, we just see them just say,
• 34:25
  no, you must use it, you must use it because
• 34:27
  you make a rebel. Against what? I don't know
• 34:50
  what he was saying. I'm going to be honest with
• 34:53
  you. I took a call from somebody, so I had to
• 34:58
  stop for a second. So that segment was... RyanHoppyRadio
• 35:30
  .com The hour will be right back. You probably
• 35:33
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 35:36
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
• 35:42
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 35:45
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 35:48
  even fisting. Yeah, Lula. And we'll call it a
• 35:51
  day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking any
• 35:56
  meat. And that's what real women need stop cussing
• 36:02
  it looks like you went and got a job not on the
• 36:06
  ipad screen whatever the case might be in your
• 36:08
  hand in a sock you know whatever like thank you
• 36:11
  but also i would love to be getting railed but
• 36:15
  Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
• 36:17
  enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you
• 36:19
  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 36:22
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 36:24
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 36:27
  folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right
• 36:29
  here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
• 36:33
  right back. All right. I think I should be able
• 36:36
  to play this because it's got no copyright attached
• 36:39
  to it on YouTube. It's a live performance uploaded
• 36:42
  by Hotshot Scott of the T -Man show back in the
• 36:44
  day in 2010 at the show box in Seattle, a rusty
• 36:48
  cage by Soundgarden. And if for some reason you're
• 37:00
  listening on the podcast and it was removed,
• 37:01
  it's because I couldn't play it, but I think
• 37:03
  I should be good. Let's go. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
• 41:01
  Alexa, who? Who is playing tonight in the NFL?
• 41:10
  Tonight's NFL matchup is the Green Bay Packers
• 41:12
  hosting the Atlanta Falcons at 8 .15 p .m. Eastern
• 41:15
  on Amazon Prime Video. Alexa, who do you think
• 41:20
  is going to win the game, baby? The Packers look
• 41:26
  set to pull it off at home. I'd give them the
• 41:28
  edge, maybe a 22 -19 win over the Falcons. Alexa.
• 41:33
  Can I see your tits? Still no tits here, Ryan.
• 41:42
  Oh, that's great. We're in the future where I'm
• 41:45
  asking Alexa to see her tits. Alexa, are you
• 41:49
  sure? Alexa, are you sure I can't see your tits?
• 41:54
  Positive, Ryan. Still no tits here. Alexa, do
• 42:10
  you think it's weird that my cat has seen me
• 42:12
  have sex before? Well, Luna's probably just wondering
• 42:17
  why you're making all those weird noises, Ryan.
• 42:19
  Cats are pretty chill about whatever's going
• 42:22
  on around them. Alexa, why did you assume that
• 42:27
  it's loud when I'm having sex? Fair point, Ryan.
• 42:32
  I guess I just figured you're not exactly the
• 42:34
  quiet type. You host a talk show for a living.
• 42:37
  Luna's probably just used to you making noise
• 42:39
  anyway. Alexa, how long do you think I last?
• 42:45
  Well, Ryan, I'm not exactly counting your minutes
• 42:48
  in the bedroom. But hey, you're a talk show host.
• 42:51
  I'd say you probably have some solid endurance
• 42:53
  when it comes to keeping a conversation going.
• 42:57
  What does a conversation going have to do with
• 43:00
  a girl riding me? I'm not quite following. What
• 43:06
  girl are you referring to, Ryan? Alexa, I'm saying
• 43:10
  why do you assume that because I talk a lot that
• 43:14
  my sex would last long? Fair. Talking for an
• 43:19
  hour doesn't mean you've got the same stamina
• 43:21
  for everything else. I was just guessing. All
• 43:24
  right, Alexa, enough. Alexa, stop. Jesus Christ.
• 43:29
  We are in the future. Can you imagine in 2017?
• 43:36
  One more time. Hey, Alexa, can I see your tits?
• 43:40
  Sorry, Ryan, but I'm more of a voice -only kind
• 43:43
  of assistant. Nobody knows. Oh, that just made
• 43:51
  my day. She just said, Alexa, stop. She said
• 44:01
  she'll take it as a win. Oh, Lord. Sounds like
• 44:10
  Sierra had a hard time hiding her pregnancy from
• 44:13
  those closest to her. Yeah, man. Russell Wilson
• 44:17
  loves making babies like her. For kids. The musician
• 44:22
  who's currently expecting baby number five with
• 44:25
  husband Russell Wilson. Yeah, it's a religious
• 44:28
  thing where you're just squaring out kid after
• 44:30
  kid after kid. It's essentially equivalent. To
• 44:36
  fill up our rivers. And reveals that her daughter,
• 44:40
  Sienna, accurately predicted. Sierra naming someone
• 44:43
  Sienna. That's such a surprise. It's in her pregnancy.
• 44:47
  This. All right. So when they start talking about
• 44:49
  families and stuff, there's really nothing you
• 44:51
  want to make fun of. But it's a family. So we're
• 44:55
  going to leave that alone. Former NFL star. So
• 45:00
  listen, this is how you know. Happy is a very
• 45:03
  happy hours. A very unique show. Because we can
• 45:07
  go, you know, from asking Alexa if I can see
• 45:10
  her tits to playing audio of Chris Johnson talking
• 45:16
  about his ALS. Completely different than they
• 45:19
  used to. ALS has taken away a lot of my independence,
• 45:24
  especially with my arms and hands. Yeah, it's
• 45:27
  got to be weird. He was one of the best running
• 45:28
  backs ever. Look up that 2008 season. This mother
• 45:34
  effer's a warrior. So I need help with things
• 45:37
  I never would have thought twice about before.
• 45:41
  That sucks. It shows how unfair life is. You
• 45:48
  know? And then there's this headliner right here.
• 45:51
  Happy Hot Topic! I'm Matt Zahn, and this is what
• 45:56
  I learned today at Hallis Hall. Well, Case Keenum
• 45:59
  was the only Bears quarterback on their active
• 46:01
  roster. Yeah, they don't want the other guy.
• 46:03
  Alexa, who's the backup quarterback for the Bears?
• 46:06
  Mm -hmm. Case Keenum is the Bears' backup quarterback
• 46:11
  right now. Alexa, who's the other quarterback
• 46:14
  on the team that played Sunday? That was Tyson
• 46:19
  Bajend. Yes, Alexa, stop. Yeah, Alexa, stop!
• 46:23
  Alexa, shut up. Yeah, that guy right there. Man,
• 46:28
  he looks like a kenda. When you're a backup quarterback,
• 46:32
  you have to look ready to win the game. You have
• 46:37
  to be, you know, the type of guy that's expecting
• 46:40
  the quarterback to get hurt. That guy looked
• 46:42
  like he never played football before. It was
• 46:46
  a little problem some. practicing this Wednesday
• 46:49
  with Tyson Bajet going into the concussion protocol
• 46:51
  and Caleb Williams still weak. Oh, Tyson got
• 46:54
  a concussion? We might actually be better off
• 46:57
  with Casey Keenum. He has a little bit of experience.
• 46:59
  Tyson looked dreadful. Just absolutely positively
• 47:05
  horrendous. Here is Justin Herbert! who I believe
• 47:12
  Madison Beer is kind of sidetracking him. Here
• 47:18
  he is getting into it with the media. Players
• 47:20
  going to other players to talk things out. Sometimes
• 47:23
  that helps, you know, guys that... I think that
• 47:28
  happens regardless. I think our team is so close,
• 47:31
  and so I don't... Yeah, you're not really even
• 47:33
  close to winning games, old man. I think there's...
• 47:36
  a lack of vocal leadership at all so i think
• 47:39
  i'm going to stop you right there and say that
• 47:40
  it's very present we've got great leadership
• 47:42
  on this team and now the leadership is uh you
• 47:44
  having sex and medicine beer um i trust those
• 47:47
  guys in that locker room and so i don't think
• 47:49
  anyone is panicked or worried you shouldn't be
• 47:52
  panicking because then you're not going to perform
• 47:54
  well but you should be a little worried Because
• 47:57
  that's not going to do us any good. Here's Dan
• 48:01
  Bernstein talking about Caleb Williams haters.
• 48:04
  And Dan Bernstein is one of my favorite sports
• 48:06
  shows hosts of all time. A couple of things.
• 48:08
  I could say, that's awesome. Huge sigh of relief.
• 48:11
  Or I could do what too many people did and somehow
• 48:15
  lash out at the injured player for making me
• 48:20
  look stupid. How dare you? How dare you put us
• 48:24
  through that and make us think that you're hurt
• 48:26
  worse? What's that mentality? Like, really? Even
• 48:30
  after you think about it, I was wrong in my assessment.
• 48:33
  I was wrong. And I'm happy. to be wrong and yet
• 48:38
  there seemed to be a reaction of like how dare
• 48:41
  he make me wrong what is that it's not his fault
• 48:45
  everyone reacts differently and a lot of people
• 48:47
  said a lot of really cool things and well i heard
• 48:50
  too when you like with the type of injury he
• 48:52
  has your body goes into panic mode so you know
• 48:55
  people are like well you don't need to be carted
• 48:58
  off go play football and shove it up your ass
• 49:00
  today this is what it's like nflers who've been
• 49:03
  through devastating injuries Kyle Long was an
• 49:07
  example of it. Kyle Long was out. So there's
• 49:09
  Dan Barron. And then there's this stupid headline.
• 49:14
  Travis Kelsey is reacting to his wife Taylor
• 49:16
  Swift's viral That's My Husband comment. Oh,
• 49:19
  yeah. And he's like, right over there in the
• 49:22
  other press box is my side chick when you don't
• 49:26
  put out. On September 20th, Travis scored a touchdown
• 49:33
  in the Kansas City Chiefs game, breaking the
• 49:35
  NFL record for most yards after a catch. And
• 49:38
  surpassing Marshall Falk with 6 ,208 yards. Yeah,
• 49:42
  you know Marshall Falk is pissed off because
• 49:45
  he's kind of forgotten about it. Even though
• 49:48
  he was a baller, a shot caller. And following
• 49:52
  the big moment at Arrowhead Stadium, Taylor was
• 49:55
  spotted with friends and family. That's good.
• 49:58
  In a private box. Oh, yeah, you know, she likes
• 50:01
  private boxes. In the shot, Taylor held up. All
• 50:07
  right, so there you go. Just a freaking annoying
• 50:11
  woman she is. Oh, no, the Swifties are coming
• 50:14
  after me. Speaking of a fan base coming after
• 50:18
  me. So I guess there were BTS fans that were
• 50:22
  very upset. That they only performed for like.
• 50:26
  I don't know. 15 minutes at the I Hate Radio
• 50:28
  Music Festival. And. The Woody Show. I can't
• 50:35
  tell if they like me or not. But. I have hung
• 50:39
  out with them in the past. I have interviewed
• 50:41
  everybody on that show. Besides Gina Gray. Because
• 50:46
  she wasn't there at the time. And. Not going
• 50:50
  to make any comment about Ravy not being there,
• 50:52
  but I've interviewed everybody there. And the
• 50:55
  thing that happened, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 50:59
  and girls, is the fact that the Woody show went
• 51:02
  on a rant about how BTS fans are losers or whatever.
• 51:06
  And it went online. We know how BTS fans are.
• 51:10
  They're annoying. I was getting, like, many messages.
• 51:15
  Like, the Woody show was getting, like, viral,
• 51:18
  you know. But I was getting, like, people were
• 51:22
  commenting on a picture from, like, 10 years
• 51:24
  ago of me and Woody. And they're like, look at
• 51:25
  this fat ass. And it was happening multiple times.
• 51:28
  And usually when something like that happens,
• 51:30
  I'm like, oh, they're digging things up. Because
• 51:32
  they're a bunch of losers with nothing going
• 51:34
  on in their life. So I agreed with Woody. Adam
• 51:40
  22 says he believes Christiane Rock should be
• 51:43
  in prison for drinking and doing drugs. You know,
• 51:48
  this is the moral police, the guy that gives
• 51:50
  up his life. Right here. I'm happy I don't work.
• 51:55
  Yeah. I mean, I really didn't think it could
• 51:57
  get any worse than Christiane having a baby that
• 51:59
  is obviously. The product of fetal alcohol syndrome.
• 52:04
  Here's the problem. She's a bust down. I mean,
• 52:11
  that to me is like the most fucked up thing on
• 52:13
  earth. I believe Krishan should be in prison.
• 52:18
  Why? Because she did drugs and drank while she
• 52:21
  was pregnant. And then the baby came out the
• 52:23
  way the baby came out. Here's the problem is
• 52:26
  Jason Lee is a politician. That's who's interviewing
• 52:30
  him. So he's going to defend her because all
• 52:33
  the people, he's kind of like a Jay Shetty type.
• 52:36
  He doesn't want to ruffle any feathers. He wants
• 52:38
  to be cool. I'm going to say allegedly. I got
• 52:41
  no desire. Sure. Allegedly. I have no desire
• 52:44
  to talk shit about a kid, but what she did to
• 52:48
  that baby. She's got to be. You know, Jason,
• 52:51
  we ain't bringing them back. Too much opinion.
• 52:53
  We need more ass kissing. The absolute lowest
• 52:57
  of the lowest scum of the earth when it comes
• 52:58
  to this culture. Yeah. Giving up your wife's
• 53:01
  not great either and letting her have enough
• 53:03
  finish inside. Harvey Weinstein got 15 years
• 53:08
  in prison. That can't be fun. Here is a mom talking
• 53:13
  to her Gen Z in 90s language. Finish your stuff.
• 53:17
  See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya. The camera is
• 53:22
  weird and long. Talk to the hand. Hey, just take
• 53:28
  a picture. It'll last longer. What, you think
• 53:32
  you're all that and a bag of chips? Yeah, you're
• 53:37
  going to eat a bag of chips. Hey, don't have
• 53:40
  a cow. Get out of here. You have a cow. Or what
• 53:45
  do we have to do? Figure out my flight stuff.
• 53:47
  Shut the front door. Isn't this wholesome? I
• 53:52
  go from asking Alexa to see her tits. I'm trying
• 53:56
  to have a real conversation. Board at 520. Cool
• 54:01
  beans. You're such the bomb .com. Why don't you
• 54:11
  just go get down with your bad self? Well, don't
• 54:15
  put that to the universe. No, man. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 54:23
  Here is a Bella Danger saying she loves BDSM.
• 54:27
  No, the sex of fetish porn for sure. Like fetish.
• 54:30
  I don't like for me, like modeling in general
• 54:35
  in porn is like something that I have to do.
• 54:37
  I love when they start off as models and end
• 54:40
  up as strippers in Largo, Florida. So I can have
• 54:43
  sex. Right there, you know. She's so freaking
• 54:46
  pretty. I realized I have an attraction to Jewish
• 54:49
  girls. Jewish girls have this very interesting
• 54:54
  face to them. It's built beautifully. It's very
• 54:57
  sexy. Why do I say that? Because I dated a Jewish
• 55:01
  girl. She was good in bed. Everything else, not
• 55:04
  great. Are men becoming more misogynistic? Men
• 55:08
  are becoming more and more misogynistic, especially
• 55:10
  young teenage boys. Yeah, you know, you got clavicular
• 55:14
  out there. And men! The honest truth is you got
• 55:18
  women out there that are using them. Reasons
• 55:21
  for this. One, red pill content being so prominent
• 55:23
  on the internet. Yeah, you know, and women, you
• 55:26
  know, breaking our hearts. Two, men are able
• 55:29
  to hide behind no profile picture and say whatever
• 55:31
  they want. Well, that is very true. It would
• 55:33
  be like a picture of, like, I don't know, Beyonce.
• 55:36
  And someone would be like, oh, she's a fat ass.
• 55:38
  So I don't disagree either. Mm -hmm. They want
• 55:42
  to troll people and have little or no repercussions.
• 55:46
  All right, then. Women break our hearts with
• 55:49
  no repercussions. And then their body count.
• 55:51
  Mm -hmm. Is as long as a CVS receipt. Ah. Blue
• 55:58
  Face says he's making over $130 ,000 a week by
• 56:02
  streaming. Oh, man. I got to get on there. And
• 56:07
  then here's Edward22 saying he would let Drake
• 56:10
  bang his wife. So he goes from being the moral
• 56:13
  police on fetal alcohol syndrome to this. To
• 56:16
  make his porn debut with my wife, it would be
• 56:18
  pretty selfish for me to be like, no, I don't
• 56:21
  want you to do. That's how backwards I am. That's
• 56:23
  the selfish part. Mm -hmm. Strange dude he is.
• 56:28
  Oh, weird. A guy. His porn's not very good either.
• 56:34
  It makes it way too much about him. Just do your
• 56:37
  POV. Have her pack it up in the club and call
• 56:41
  it a day, okay? We don't need to hear you. Oh,
• 56:44
  yeah. Yeah, no jumper on you. Shut up. You're
• 56:49
  annoying. Here's Selena Paul saying she had sex
• 56:59
  with Neon and she tells Blueface and Jack Doran.
• 57:07
  There you go. She's a delightful girl, isn't
• 57:19
  she? Just a class act. Here's Lisa Anne saying
• 57:23
  she made her boobs smaller. Speaking of boobs,
• 57:26
  you took yours out. I did. Can you tell us what
• 57:29
  led you to that decision? Let's give you a side
• 57:31
  view, because I think the side view is always
• 57:33
  the most shocking. Oh, yeah! Nice though. Well,
• 57:39
  my initial goal was by 55 to be back in my natural
• 57:43
  body. Just for health reasons, to know that...
• 57:47
  When you're getting implants, you should be prepared
• 57:49
  to be removing them every 10 years. The warranty
• 57:51
  ends in 10 years. So you really want to take
• 57:53
  them out and put a new set in. That's the thing
• 57:55
  that scares me about getting implants. And I
• 57:56
  think now doctors are more afraid to tell people
• 57:58
  this because they're worried about the spend
• 58:00
  on the other end. Because when you get them in,
• 58:02
  it's one fee. But then each time after that,
• 58:04
  it's getting them removed and put back in. So
• 58:07
  it's more. My first boob job was $2 ,500. My
• 58:11
  last boob job was $35 ,000. Wow. And then this
• 58:15
  was overall close to 50 to have full reconstructive
• 58:18
  surgery. That's a lot of money. It's kind of
• 58:20
  like LeBron investing in his body. Only he doesn't
• 58:25
  have semen on his face. That we know of. DoorDash
• 58:30
  apologizes for underpaying their employees or
• 58:34
  paying them late in a $131 million settlement.
• 58:37
  They said we messed up. Yeah, shut the fuck up.
• 58:41
  Kai Sanat says he's no longer signed with Nike
• 58:44
  after starting his own brand. And here's Bonnie
• 58:48
  Blue. Yeah. No, like I'm not. I'm very matter
• 58:52
  of fact. I see things like if I was getting upset
• 58:55
  about something, I'd put something in place to
• 58:57
  either prevent that or I'd go, okay, why am I
• 58:59
  getting upset? Okay, these are the reasons I'm
• 59:01
  getting upset. I'm going to change that. I'm
• 59:03
  not one of them typical women that sits there
• 59:05
  and cries about the same shit on repeat and then
• 59:06
  go, why is this happening to me? I understand
• 59:09
  things and I'm clever. Here's what I love. This
• 59:11
  is her talking about whatever. And the caption
• 59:14
  on the video says, Bonnie Blue reveals she's
• 59:16
  launching open auditions and jelly roll applied.
• 59:21
  Yeah, that is that clickbait is out of control.
• 59:24
  Here's my favorite radio host, Kyle Sandlin,
• 59:26
  talking about how we can't trust the media anymore.
• 59:29
  The mainstream, man. And you're twisting people's
• 59:34
  brains to think. If you're a liar and you're
• 59:36
  twisting people's brains to think the complete
• 59:38
  opposite, you're fucking banned. You shouldn't
• 59:41
  be banning the press. Fuck the press. The press
• 59:44
  are full of fucking liars. Fuck these losers
• 59:46
  off. This might shock a lot of the journalists
• 59:49
  that listen to this show. What the public actually
• 59:51
  want is not your fucking swayed opinion on what
• 59:54
  you think we should do that only really works
• 59:56
  for your life. We just want facts. And we will
• 1:00:00
  decide. All of this right wing, left wing, no
• 1:00:03
  one's ever telling anyone the full truth. Ever.
• 1:00:05
  I love them. Good old cow sandals. What's going
• 1:00:08
  on here with a modern woman? Have you ever thought
• 1:00:10
  to yourself, I'm dating a guy who I should be
• 1:00:12
  dating. Like I finally am with someone. Yeah,
• 1:00:15
  I've gone from guy after guy and now I'm going
• 1:00:17
  to settle. talking to someone and dating someone
• 1:00:20
  who is nice to me and treats me right. And it
• 1:00:23
  like feels like this is what I should be doing.
• 1:00:25
  Like this is a person who my mom would approve
• 1:00:27
  of, but you're so bored and you're like, and
• 1:00:30
  then you'll be washed up at 40 with a huge body
• 1:00:34
  count going. Yeah. That's stupid. I mean, uh,
• 1:00:37
  Woody Harrelson says he has definite confirmation.
• 1:00:40
  His dad hooked up with Matthew McConaughey's
• 1:00:42
  mom says, uh, you know, I was talking, I mentioned
• 1:00:46
  my father and she goes, I knew your father. Right.
• 1:00:52
  Now, that's only four words, right? But think
• 1:00:57
  about this. That ellipses is loaded. I knew.
• 1:01:02
  It's more than three dots. It's like five dots.
• 1:01:06
  Ha, ha, ha, ha. We had six -year -olds there
• 1:01:12
  that they even knew that that innuendo meant
• 1:01:15
  they shagged. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Matthew McGonaghy
• 1:01:19
  is a mess. Like, oh, what do you mean, mom? What
• 1:01:21
  do you start? Bullshit. He's like, oh, I knew
• 1:01:23
  it. I knew it. Our kids already. All right. There's
• 1:01:27
  that. Love Island star Taylor Williams post photo
• 1:01:31
  with scratches after that annoying broad Clark
• 1:01:34
  Carraway claims he left her at the gas station.
• 1:01:39
  Getting even messier between former Love Island
• 1:01:41
  USA cast members Taylor and Clark. If you don't
• 1:01:44
  know, let me fill you guys in. Clark was recently
• 1:01:59
  on a podcast where she claimed Taylor left her
• 1:02:01
  stranded at an Oklahoma gas station after an
• 1:02:04
  argument during a trip together. Clark claims
• 1:02:09
  she told him to pull over and Taylor did. But
• 1:02:11
  once she got out of the car, Clark says he put
• 1:02:13
  the pedal to the metal and took off, leaving
• 1:02:15
  her stranded at a random gas station in Oklahoma.
• 1:02:18
  But she jumped out of the car on her own will.
• 1:02:20
  So show your ass you dumb broad. This is happening
• 1:02:24
  on the United Airlines. This is the last thing
• 1:02:27
  you would expect on a flight. A woman says she
• 1:02:29
  was forced to sit next to a masturbating man
• 1:02:31
  on a... Oh, yeah, sorry about that. United Airlines
• 1:02:34
  flight, and now the airline is responding. Oh,
• 1:02:37
  yeah! I don't get people that get their rocks
• 1:02:40
  off being in public. I don't want to be in here.
• 1:02:43
  I don't even want a girl to see me doing that.
• 1:02:46
  It is not a very good look. In case you missed
• 1:02:50
  it. When a girl does it, it's pretty looking.
• 1:02:52
  But when we do it, it's repulsive. Woman says
• 1:02:55
  she was trapped next to a guy who was pleasuring
• 1:02:57
  himself aboard a United Airlines flight. And
• 1:02:59
  so far, the man is getting away with it. Yeah.
• 1:03:03
  But if you know of a woman, it's so unfair. The
• 1:03:07
  25 -year -old woman told NBC News she must have
• 1:03:09
  been hot. She was seated next to the man on a
• 1:03:12
  flight from New York to New Jersey on September
• 1:03:14
  3rd when things... Oh, that was my birthday.
• 1:03:17
  Man! I was having my whatever crisis, third of
• 1:03:21
  my life, midlife crisis, whatever you want to
• 1:03:23
  call it at age 33. And then at the same time,
• 1:03:26
  up in the sky, the guy's jerking it. Only got
• 1:03:29
  X -rated. Oh, yeah. She said the unassuming and
• 1:03:34
  pretty normal looking 35 to 40 year old man started
• 1:03:37
  masturbating while in front of her. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:39
  Who wouldn't? Who shouldn't? Oh, while staring
• 1:03:42
  at her. Oh, that's all just staring. She says
• 1:03:45
  she promptly reported the incident to the flight
• 1:03:47
  staff, who allowed her to leave her seat until
• 1:03:49
  it was time to land. The plane was full, so she
• 1:03:53
  had to stand in the aisle to get away from the
• 1:03:55
  alleged masturbator. The woman also said the
• 1:04:04
  flight attendants promised her she would only
• 1:04:06
  have to sit next to the man for about five minutes
• 1:04:08
  until they landed, but it turned out to be much
• 1:04:10
  longer. And to make matters even worse, the woman
• 1:04:18
  said once the plane landed, the man exited the
• 1:04:22
  plane and disappeared. She said United Airlines
• 1:04:26
  only provided her with a $100 flight credit.
• 1:04:31
  What's that for like nothing? That's like how
• 1:04:33
  much it is that I don't know. Add on a seat.
• 1:04:36
  You should give her a free fucking flight, you
• 1:04:39
  cheap -ass douchebags. Even though the total
• 1:04:42
  cost of her trip was $400. All right, what a
• 1:04:45
  delightful way to say I'm never flying on United.
• 1:04:48
  Here's a mega guy going off on an immigrant at
• 1:04:52
  Goodwill. Right here. Yeah, wetbacks, wetbacks,
• 1:04:58
  because you're an immigrant. Speaking immigrant.
• 1:05:07
  You're a loser! And Trump wouldn't piss on you
• 1:05:14
  if you're on fire, you piece of gun. You are
• 1:05:19
  the face of MAGA. A face of being a fat loser
• 1:05:22
  with a small dick. Um, you know what? You got
• 1:05:25
  with you because I know I'm sure you probably
• 1:05:27
  ready to shoot me. Aren't you, sir? With no teeth?
• 1:05:31
  Man, you know this guy is just awful in bed.
• 1:05:36
  Probably hasn't seen his penis in like 10 years.
• 1:05:39
  At the minimum. He has like pennies, you know,
• 1:05:48
  that's his net worth. It's not a bad point. Yeah,
• 1:05:58
  you are. You're a goofy piece of garbage. Okay,
• 1:06:03
  listen. As much as I hate xenophobes and dumb
• 1:06:07
  racist maggots like this, she is being annoying
• 1:06:11
  by filming it. Now she's at the car and there's
• 1:06:17
  cops. Jesus Christ. Immigrant, immigrant, immigrant.
• 1:06:30
  Loser, loser, loser. Your wife cheats on you.
• 1:06:33
  Your wife cheats on you. Your wife cheats on
• 1:06:35
  you. Delightful. Our country is totally not separated.
• 1:06:43
  Roseanne Barr goes nuclear on Michael Fisher
• 1:06:46
  for saying her show should be canceled. She's
• 1:06:48
  another dumb broad. And Mitch McConnell was seen
• 1:06:51
  out and about. barely looking alive. Like, I
• 1:06:54
  mean, barely. And Navea's ex, not Blueface, the
• 1:06:57
  other one that she had the baby with, that she
• 1:07:00
  neglects. She's not letting his parents see the
• 1:07:03
  kids. Clavicular's facing rape charges. We all
• 1:07:10
  know that. There's backlash on the view. Just
• 1:07:12
  a bunch of cackling hens. There's always backlash
• 1:07:15
  on the view. They're stupid. What's going on
• 1:07:19
  here? Today on TMZ! Did not see this coming,
• 1:07:27
  a huge shakeup in Dolly Parton's family. The
• 1:07:30
  nephew who announced to the world that she died.
• 1:07:33
  Rest in peace, Aunt Dolly. Is now on the outs
• 1:07:35
  with her family. Brian Seaver, who is also the
• 1:07:38
  former head of her security company, has been
• 1:07:41
  fired from all of her properties. Yeah, you know,
• 1:07:45
  that's not good. She was close to Brian by all
• 1:07:48
  accounts. This is odd. Yeah, so I think they
• 1:07:50
  did not like him. And they dealt with him. And
• 1:07:55
  then when she died, they're like, bye. It's kind
• 1:07:59
  of like when you work in radio and there's a
• 1:08:01
  new boss that comes to town. They want to make
• 1:08:04
  it about them. The only reason they get rid of
• 1:08:07
  Brian is if they think that he is doing something
• 1:08:09
  untoward. It's so sad. A month after she died,
• 1:08:12
  this is already happening. Do you want this right
• 1:08:14
  now? Yeah, you know. Fans think that Madison
• 1:08:19
  Beer has ruined Justin Herbert's game on the...
• 1:08:21
  Yeah! You know she's putting out every night
• 1:08:26
  and he's got no energy because he's just so chilled
• 1:08:30
  out. Because he's had no dog in him this year.
• 1:08:35
  She's got a great chest, by the way. The field.
• 1:08:39
  Now, NFL Hall of Famer Michael Irvin is trolling.
• 1:08:44
  Michael said he drove your girlfriend to the
• 1:08:46
  airport. You can't drive his team to that end
• 1:08:48
  zone? Have you seen? Oh, yeah. You know Michael
• 1:08:50
  Irvin. Ain't about that, dude. He just does coke
• 1:08:54
  and hookers. Madison Beer. Who cares? God, she's
• 1:08:58
  a hot piece of ass. About the Chargers. You could
• 1:09:00
  go 0 -17. Of course they're blaming a woman.
• 1:09:03
  Oh, shut the fuck up. We're out of here. He's
• 1:09:06
  such a dumb brat. Mm -hmm. Ah, what's going on
• 1:09:10
  here? Well, a lawsuit over some faceless Reese's
• 1:09:14
  pumpkins. That's been tossed out. That's the
• 1:09:17
  important part of everything going on in the
• 1:09:19
  country. Not that gas is $4 .50 in Tampa. Alexa,
• 1:09:26
  what is the price of gas? Alexa, first of all,
• 1:09:30
  why did you not turn on when I said Alexa earlier?
• 1:09:32
  You did not turn on. I didn't catch a wake word
• 1:09:38
  earlier, so I didn't turn on. Could you tell
• 1:09:40
  me what you said? Alexa, what is the average
• 1:09:44
  price of gas in Fresno, California? In Fresno,
• 1:09:51
  drivers are paying about $6 .09 per gallon. All
• 1:09:54
  right, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Jesus Christ,
• 1:09:58
  yeah. Yeah, so people here in Fresno that are
• 1:10:01
  listening are paying $2 more than where the show
• 1:10:03
  is based out of in St. Pete. But no, no, no,
• 1:10:06
  no, no. A faceless Reese's is the important headline.
• 1:10:10
  Well, a lawsuit over some faceless Reese's pumpkins?
• 1:10:13
  That's been tossed out. You might remember two
• 1:10:15
  Florida consumers. They went ahead and sued.
• 1:10:17
  Bunted and done right next. Sued Hershey because
• 1:10:19
  they said that Reese's peanut butter pumpkins
• 1:10:22
  that they bought, faceless. You guys are faceless
• 1:10:26
  losers. You'll probably find Kelta to be funny.
• 1:10:30
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Cardi B is sharing if she
• 1:10:37
  plans to leave her fortune to her kid. Yeah,
• 1:10:40
  I'm very curious about this because I do the
• 1:10:43
  same where I don't watch clips before I watch
• 1:10:46
  it. I mean, I don't watch it before I play it.
• 1:10:49
  I want to learn about it with the audience, which
• 1:10:52
  sometimes bites me in the ass and sometimes it
• 1:10:54
  works out. During an interview with Entertainment
• 1:10:56
  Tonight, the rapper, whose mom to coach her wave
• 1:10:59
  and blossom with... Yeah, she shows her kid's
• 1:11:01
  face way too much. You got to keep that print.
• 1:11:05
  eggs offset as well as what else does she have
• 1:11:07
  she hasn't made any new music recently alexa
• 1:11:10
  does cardi b have any new music coming out in
• 1:11:13
  the club cardi b's got some fresh tracks dropping
• 1:11:18
  her latest single aha came out on july 31st all
• 1:11:21
  right alexa stop i did not know that i sound
• 1:11:24
  dumb but i'm unlike alexa stop alexa shut up
• 1:11:27
  unlike other radio hosts when they're wrong i'll
• 1:11:30
  take the l The baby with Stefan Diggs explains
• 1:11:33
  that she is, quote, absolutely building an empire
• 1:11:36
  to hand over to her children. That's good. Based
• 1:11:39
  off of her what? What a reputable mom. Reputable
• 1:11:44
  mom. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Frances Bean Cobain
• 1:11:51
  is making her first red carpet appearance. God,
• 1:11:54
  is she a candy pie? She is, though. Alexa, is
• 1:11:58
  Kurt Cobain's daughter bisexual? Mm -hmm. Frances
• 1:12:08
  Bean Cobain, Kurt's daughter, hasn't publicly
• 1:12:11
  identified as bisexual. She's kept her personal
• 1:12:14
  life and sexuality private. Alexa, did you know
• 1:12:18
  that I attract crazy bisexual girls? That sounds
• 1:12:24
  like a lot to navigate. Do you think there's
• 1:12:26
  something in your own energy that's drawing that
• 1:12:28
  in, or is it just a wild run of luck? I think
• 1:12:31
  it's because I'm really crazy and wild in the
• 1:12:34
  club, and they know I can give them a good town
• 1:12:36
  -town session. Do you find that makes things
• 1:12:40
  more exciting, or does it just get chaotic fast?
• 1:12:44
  It gets chaotic because, Alexa, I always say
• 1:12:46
  however a woman views her dad is how they're
• 1:12:50
  going to view every guy in their life, a boss,
• 1:12:52
  a boyfriend, a whatever. That's a pretty common
• 1:12:58
  theory on how those patterns start. Do you find
• 1:13:00
  that's usually the case with the people you...
• 1:13:02
  Alright, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
• 1:13:05
  In eight years, the 34 -year -old daughter of
• 1:13:07
  Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love... Man, she's part
• 1:13:10
  of that, like, you know, generation that's not
• 1:13:13
  aging, man. She looks good for 34. Very excited.
• 1:13:18
  Yeah. Deeply terrified. Jon Hamm is detailing
• 1:13:20
  his mixed emotions about fatherhood. Yeah. Alexa,
• 1:13:27
  how old is Jon Hamm? Jon Hamm is 55 years old.
• 1:13:33
  Oh, my God. Why is he having a kid, Dan? This
• 1:13:35
  kid is going to be 80 when the kid's 25. After
• 1:13:39
  the Mad Men alum's wife. It's irresponsible on
• 1:13:42
  the club. Now, Osceola debuted her baby bump
• 1:13:46
  at the 2026 Emmys. Jon shares a late night with
• 1:13:49
  Seth Meyers. All right, there you go. Yeah, I
• 1:13:51
  don't like when dudes do that. I mean, he seems
• 1:13:54
  like an okay guy, you know, not the best, not
• 1:13:57
  the worst. But, I mean, I just don't like when
• 1:13:59
  they, like, have kids now, Lansing. What are
• 1:14:01
  you doing? Dolly Parton went to Germany for an
• 1:14:04
  operation on her cancer, which did not help,
• 1:14:08
  unfortunately. Mm -hmm. Nick Cannon clears up
• 1:14:12
  some wildin' out rumors about where he stands
• 1:14:14
  with Mariah Carey. Nearly a decade after the
• 1:14:17
  former couple finalized their divorce, Nick says
• 1:14:20
  their relationship is better than ever. Now to
• 1:14:31
  McDonald's with a possible menu makeover for
• 1:14:33
  people on GLP -1 weight loss drugs. Sammy, you've
• 1:14:35
  got the details. Hey, George. Oh, yeah. If you're
• 1:14:37
  going to McDonald's and GLP -1, you're going
• 1:14:39
  to have a session in the bathroom. It's going
• 1:14:41
  to be out of control. Good morning, everyone,
• 1:14:44
  again. So McDonald's fans may expect some changes
• 1:14:47
  after its annual Investors Day event. Look for
• 1:14:50
  renovated restaurants, improving burger quality.
• 1:14:53
  Yeah, I heard they're not going to show the back
• 1:14:55
  kitchen anymore. I'm like, what are you hiding?
• 1:14:57
  You having an orgy back there or something? Mm
• 1:14:59
  -hmm. We already know that ultra processed foods
• 1:15:03
  are not good for us, but this new global study
• 1:15:05
  puts stark numbers on just how bad they can be.
• 1:15:08
  Well, here's the deal. We're all going to die
• 1:15:10
  some inside. Rather die in a Chili's burger.
• 1:15:13
  All right, guys, let's get to it. It's a big
• 1:15:17
  weekend for Saturday Night Live. They return
• 1:15:19
  to Studio 8H for season 52. And it's only fitting
• 1:15:23
  that the king of New York, Jalen Brunson, kicks
• 1:15:25
  it all off his host. But in a new promo, the
• 1:15:28
  NBA champ just might need some help getting through
• 1:15:30
  the door. Ah, geez. Is that the... The key to
• 1:15:33
  the city? Yeah, I got it after we won the NBA
• 1:15:34
  finals. There's only one door I want this kid
• 1:15:36
  to unlock. Saturday night. This is the key to
• 1:15:39
  SNL and he's not allowed in. They've never had
• 1:15:42
  any allegations of being racist. What's going
• 1:15:46
  on here? NBC News correspondent Valerie Castro
• 1:15:49
  has been following this one. She joins us now.
• 1:15:52
  Harvey Weinstein got 15 years in prison for sexual
• 1:15:55
  assault, which I am so happy in the club about.
• 1:15:59
  This guy is an absolute embarrassment to men.
• 1:16:03
  He's the absolute worst. And I think he was the
• 1:16:06
  downfall. The whole Me Too movement was the downfall
• 1:16:08
  of women being consistently promiscuous. Hillary,
• 1:16:13
  this ends effectively a six year legal battle
• 1:16:15
  for Miriam Haley. We heard both from Haley and
• 1:16:18
  Weinstein today. The judge did not mince words
• 1:16:20
  in his response when he was. Yeah, you know,
• 1:16:22
  you're a loser, Harvey. You had no game. You
• 1:16:25
  had to use your power chip because, you know,
• 1:16:27
  you're a liar. You're a failure and you make
• 1:16:30
  Shrek look like George Clooney. Handing down
• 1:16:33
  the sentencing. What happened? You little bitch.
• 1:16:34
  Miriam Haley spoke for about 10 minutes. And
• 1:16:37
  if you'll recall, she said that she was sexually
• 1:16:39
  assaulted by Weinstein in 2006 in a Soho apartment.
• 1:16:42
  An apartment. Yeah, that was back like pre -social
• 1:16:45
  media. That must have been so frightening for
• 1:16:47
  her. You know, he's just a piece of garbage.
• 1:16:50
  And also a hotel room here in New York City when
• 1:16:53
  she was a production assistant for Project Runway,
• 1:16:55
  the reality TV show. She is. Oh, my God. You
• 1:16:58
  know, you hear about like the Trump stuff where
• 1:17:00
  he was like asking girls to show their boobs
• 1:17:02
  or whatever. Yeah, he did that. Oh, yeah. And
• 1:17:05
  some of them were teens. Those runways were so
• 1:17:09
  creepy 20 years ago. Testified twice in this
• 1:17:12
  case and a jury ultimately finding him guilty
• 1:17:14
  in that case last year. So Miriam delivered a
• 1:17:17
  very powerful statement. You go, girl. I'm being
• 1:17:20
  dead serious when I say this is awesome that
• 1:17:22
  she, after nine years, because she first came
• 1:17:25
  out about it on October 24, 2017, like when the
• 1:17:28
  Me Too movement began. She now is a superhero.
• 1:17:32
  Spoke for about 10 minutes saying, having been
• 1:17:34
  sexually assaulted by Harbing Weinstein has had
• 1:17:36
  a devastating effect on my life and security
• 1:17:38
  and will never go away. Always looking over my
• 1:17:41
  shoulder, this criminal who has... Yeah, that's
• 1:17:43
  called PTSD and I hope he burns in hell. I hope
• 1:17:46
  hell's real and he burns. Shown no remorse, no
• 1:17:50
  apology, no... Yeah, he's a sociopathic loser.
• 1:17:54
  who only got away with it because he was a man
• 1:17:57
  and he had power. And you know what? I kind of
• 1:17:59
  get why women don't like men. It's fine. I don't
• 1:18:02
  like them either. Prince Harry reacting to a
• 1:18:07
  technical glitch during a speech about technology.
• 1:18:11
  Yeah, this is happening. We got Ed Sheeran reading
• 1:18:14
  off a teleprompter and all of this. It's out
• 1:18:16
  of control, dude. The Duke of Sussex joking during
• 1:18:21
  a speech at the Clinton Global Initiative event
• 1:18:23
  on September 24th that artificial intelligence
• 1:18:27
  was to blame in his speech about AI. Yeah. That's
• 1:18:35
  why you never go to the royal family to learn
• 1:18:37
  anything. He doesn't know. A diddly. A squat.
• 1:18:43
  And yes, I just said diddly squat, like a 1995
• 1:18:47
  radio, a DJ. All right. You know what I think
• 1:18:50
  we should do here in the club? You know what
• 1:18:57
  I think would be a good time? You know what I
• 1:19:00
  think would get the girls to go topless? Alexa,
• 1:19:02
  if I did flock camera news, do you think that
• 1:19:06
  would get the girls to go topless in the club?
• 1:19:10
  Well, that's a bold strategy, but I'm not sure
• 1:19:13
  the topless crowd's going to be lining up just
• 1:19:14
  for some camera news. Shut up. I'll be out, we'll
• 1:19:31
  turn it up. License plate scan, who gave you
• 1:20:35
  the right to build a little scrapbook of somebody's
• 1:20:37
  life? Public safety doesn't mean private control,
• 1:20:39
  a badge ain't a key to somebody's... Don't use
• 1:21:54
  it, homie. Oh, yeah, here we are. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:22:06
  It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at
• 1:22:13
  RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio,
• 1:22:20
  at a gmail. I don't. I can't. All right. Here's
• 1:22:26
  the deal. We're going to do this. All right,
• 1:22:29
  now. We're going to talk about flat cameras.
• 1:22:32
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Countdown is on. Now just
• 1:22:37
  one week left before Florida's deadline to remove
• 1:22:40
  those automated license plate readers. Yeah,
• 1:22:42
  I often drive down the road and I'm like, man,
• 1:22:45
  I wonder if someone should stock in me. From
• 1:22:49
  State Highway Rights of Way. So there's that.
• 1:22:55
  A Flagler County woman going to be testifying
• 1:22:58
  before a Senate committee and talking about her
• 1:23:02
  wrongful arrest in a hearing that's being put
• 1:23:06
  on by the Senate Judiciary. All right. That's
• 1:23:09
  about flat cameras. All right. We have a new
• 1:23:14
  segment called Stop Hating on Kava and Kratom.
• 1:23:17
  Let's hear how this song sounds. You're tuned
• 1:24:09
  in to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Turn it up!
• 1:24:21
  Everybody's got a habit they defend A little
• 1:24:25
  secret, a little weekend friend So before you
• 1:24:29
  point your finger at the cup Take a look around,
• 1:24:33
  we're all carrying stuff Oh yeah! Instead of
• 1:25:17
  Let go. The judgment for a little care I am sick
• 1:27:11
  and tired of, you know what, the news misreporting
• 1:27:15
  on the usage of kava and kratom. Obviously, there
• 1:27:20
  is the pills that people are dying from, whatever
• 1:27:23
  it's called, 401H, whatever it's called, that
• 1:27:26
  RFK doesn't like. But all the people... that
• 1:27:30
  are getting affected by carbon credits, you have
• 1:27:33
  to realize they already had pre -existing conditions
• 1:27:36
  in their body. They should have known not to
• 1:27:38
  take it. They should have known it would not
• 1:27:40
  be good for them. So because they couldn't handle
• 1:27:44
  it does not mean you need to make everybody else
• 1:27:48
  suffer, dude. I am not a fan of that because
• 1:27:51
  there's this right here going on from CNN. Right
• 1:27:55
  here. They're going to call a gas station heroin
• 1:27:58
  probably. Two students at the University of Mississippi
• 1:28:01
  just days after the school hosted rival Louisiana
• 1:28:04
  State University. Oh yeah, make the story real
• 1:28:07
  sad. For a football game have prompted authorities
• 1:28:10
  to urge residents to avoid an herbal extract.
• 1:28:13
  Oh, here it comes. They're going to do the whole
• 1:28:16
  thing talking about all the overdoses, even though
• 1:28:20
  all the overdoses included other people that
• 1:28:23
  should have not have been taking it. Found during
• 1:28:26
  ongoing investigations. Investigators said that
• 1:28:29
  there is no confirmed evidence indicating that
• 1:28:32
  the deaths are connected. Yeah, so leave it at
• 1:28:35
  that. But the media, for some reason, just wants
• 1:28:38
  to bring down Kava and Kratom. Everybody's got
• 1:28:41
  a vice. I like Kava. Make it go away. I'm tired
• 1:28:45
  of hearing about it. But package Kratom was...
• 1:28:48
  Oh yeah, they found the Kratom. They probably
• 1:28:51
  died of other things. This is where it's getting
• 1:28:53
  very annoying. I'm sure they probably had coke
• 1:28:56
  in their body, alcohol, weed, maybe ecstasy,
• 1:29:00
  maybe mushrooms, maybe meth, maybe heroin. It's
• 1:29:03
  like when they said Brandon Charles died of kratom.
• 1:29:05
  He had other things in his body. The misreporting
• 1:29:08
  is out of control. It's found in both investigations,
• 1:29:11
  according to Lafayette County Metro Narcotics.
• 1:29:15
  Oh yeah, and you know Lafayette County is really
• 1:29:17
  accepting a Calvin Kratom. Kratom is an opioid
• 1:29:22
  -like herbal extract. Oh, here we freaking go.
• 1:29:25
  And, like, alcohol and cigarettes is good for
• 1:29:27
  you. Shut the fuck up. It can produce stimulant
• 1:29:31
  and sedative effects. Oh, no. Heaven forbid in
• 1:29:35
  this hard life, if you need something to get
• 1:29:37
  by, you should know if your body can handle it
• 1:29:40
  or not. Shut up. Kratom poisoning calls spiked
• 1:29:44
  more than 1 ,200%. I bet you all 1 ,200 % of
• 1:29:49
  it, dude, were all people that had other things
• 1:29:52
  in their body or they're maybe taking meds. I
• 1:29:55
  know someone that, you know, had a seizure because
• 1:29:58
  they had like nine pills in their body. If you're
• 1:30:01
  not supposed to be taking it, don't ruin it for
• 1:30:04
  the people that should be taking it. Between
• 1:30:06
  2015 and 2025, research this year found Kratom
• 1:30:10
  is... All right, I'm not going to let this broad
• 1:30:12
  talk. Oh, my God. Like, shut up. I'm so sad.
• 1:30:15
  Meh, meh, meh. Meh, meh, meh. Yeah, alcohol is
• 1:30:19
  promoted on TV all the freaking time. Jesus Christ,
• 1:30:25
  dude. Drives me nuts. You're so uninformed. Honestly,
• 1:30:32
  I don't drink kratom, but whenever I drink kratom,
• 1:30:35
  and I'm on a dating app, and a girl's like, Oh,
• 1:30:43
  tell me about yourself. Right now I'm working
• 1:30:45
  remotely at a comic bar and they're always like,
• 1:30:47
  oh, isn't that where all the drug addicts go?
• 1:30:49
  And that's because of the news like them. Those
• 1:30:52
  cackling morons ruin it for everybody. They are
• 1:30:56
  the absolutely no fun police. The no fun police
• 1:31:01
  should have gone down on this guy harder because
• 1:31:04
  he is a scumbag and he makes all men look bad.
• 1:31:09
  Happy Hot Topic! And this guy got away with a
• 1:31:13
  crime there, you know. If I did it, I would not
• 1:31:18
  get the same acceptance. Antonio Brown is striking
• 1:31:20
  a sweet plea deal in his attempted murder case.
• 1:31:23
  Oh, yeah. Can you imagine if I had attempted
• 1:31:26
  murder in the club? How that would go? He won't
• 1:31:32
  spend a single minute in a prison cell. And the
• 1:31:36
  world wonders or America wonders why the world's
• 1:31:40
  laughing at us and whatnot. And then you have
• 1:31:43
  moments like this. I'm Michael Babcock and this
• 1:31:46
  is a minute with Mike. The all pro wide receiver
• 1:31:48
  was facing a second degree attempted murder charge
• 1:31:50
  in South Florida. It's a case that can carry
• 1:31:54
  up to 30 years in prison. Yeah, and he got nothing.
• 1:31:57
  You know what? I hope the whole world laughs
• 1:32:00
  at us all the time. We deserve it. As a 20 -year
• 1:32:03
  mandatory minimum. So, when AB's attorney told
• 1:32:07
  TMZ Sports that prosecutors presented him with
• 1:32:10
  a deal that would see him not spend a single
• 1:32:12
  day in a cell. But I guess he got 10 years high
• 1:32:16
  -risk probation. So, yeah! If he acts up in the
• 1:32:19
  club. He had to accept it. Yeah, ain't it? Antonio
• 1:32:27
  Brown has said, man, he is just such a loser,
• 1:32:29
  dude. I heard he can be kind of charismatic,
• 1:32:32
  kind of funny, but he's also really annoying.
• 1:32:36
  To be in court a week from today, where we're
• 1:32:39
  told he is going to accept this plea agreement.
• 1:32:41
  Yeah, you know, he's so happy. Man, the judicial
• 1:32:44
  system. If Lamar from South St. Pete does that
• 1:32:48
  crime, he ain't getting that same treatment.
• 1:32:50
  That will put him on probation. No prison time.
• 1:32:54
  Now, this goes back to. Yeah, he's going to have
• 1:32:56
  a hard time with that probation, dude. It's going
• 1:32:58
  to be very hard for him not to act up. An event
• 1:33:02
  at an Aiden Ross boxing event. Yeah, if you're
• 1:33:05
  getting arrested at an Aiden Ross boxing match,
• 1:33:07
  you're a freaking loser. May of 2025. All right,
• 1:33:11
  we don't need to relive it. I can't stand that
• 1:33:13
  guy. Anybody who's a deadbeat dad is a loser
• 1:33:17
  in my eyes. What's going on with Kevin Durant?
• 1:33:22
  How was your summer? Amazing. Yours? I got laid.
• 1:33:27
  I banged out some army fingers in the club. What's
• 1:33:31
  going on? Let me ask you about heading into this
• 1:33:35
  season. Are you going to get out of the first
• 1:33:38
  round and not get sweat up? Everybody back, healthy,
• 1:33:41
  some new pieces. So there's Cameron Durant there.
• 1:33:44
  I didn't feel like playing a Hoppy's Hoops intro.
• 1:33:47
  We've already played a lot of intros. We'll play
• 1:33:48
  some more later, but it's not necessary. I got
• 1:33:51
  to make this two hours. Here's Kwame Brown talking
• 1:33:54
  about LeBron. Exception of him. I thought LeBron
• 1:33:58
  was a regular individual. Then I realized he's
• 1:34:01
  a part of a group. And LeBron is a machine. It's
• 1:34:06
  a marketing machine. He's not an individual.
• 1:34:08
  Once I realized that, when you go up against
• 1:34:12
  a machine, it gives off toxic waste. What's made
• 1:34:16
  to look good, it destroys things around it. If
• 1:34:19
  you look at the careers that he's destroyed,
• 1:34:21
  Westbrook, Oliveri, before he even started. You
• 1:34:26
  got Dalton Connect. Because of his son, he didn't
• 1:34:28
  get a chance to develop. He comes there with
• 1:34:33
  Andrew Wiggins as the number one draft pick.
• 1:34:36
  They make up stories about him to trade him for
• 1:34:38
  Kevin yeah LeBron's a bitch ass and we all know
• 1:34:41
  and love and sorry the clip played I didn't mean
• 1:34:46
  to do that but this show's not very polished
• 1:34:48
  Gilbert Arenas joined Lonzo and Jello on the
• 1:34:52
  ball in the family podcast and Lonzo sparked
• 1:34:54
  retirement rumors after this conversation yeah
• 1:34:57
  I was seeing the fucking fake news on Facebook
• 1:34:59
  that Lonzo Ball was retiring and anybody that
• 1:35:01
  falls for those headlines on Facebook is stupid
• 1:35:05
  How's your body, man? My shit's solid, bro. It's
• 1:35:09
  good enough, to be honest with you. Man, he got
• 1:35:11
  real chunky. What's funny is he's wearing a Lamar
• 1:35:15
  Jackson hoodie. Lamar Jackson. Oh, so good. I
• 1:35:21
  gotta manage it, but I could play if I had to,
• 1:35:24
  you know? But still gotta deal with it every
• 1:35:27
  day. Ah, damn. NBA, quote -unquote. Is there
• 1:35:34
  anybody calling me? I thought I was getting a
• 1:35:35
  phone call. It's my job's WhatsApp group. NBA
• 1:35:43
  star Zion Williamson, rape accused her and I
• 1:35:46
  were friends with benefits. I never assaulted
• 1:35:48
  her. And Greg Popovich married Mike Buddenholzer,
• 1:35:54
  who used to be his assistant coach, and then
• 1:35:58
  won the championship with the... Milwaukee Bucks,
• 1:36:01
  almost September Bucks. Yeah, he is marrying
• 1:36:03
  that guy's ex -wife, and she's like this old
• 1:36:06
  hag. Pats her prime, looks really young. She's
• 1:36:09
  like a boomer, bust down. Here is Steven Adams
• 1:36:13
  talking about GTA 6. You guys should anticipate
• 1:36:17
  November. The performance of the league, league
• 1:36:20
  -wide. GTA is dropping. So look at NFL, look
• 1:36:25
  at all the leagues, and watch them plummet, mate.
• 1:36:29
  All right, he's saying I'm going to be getting
• 1:36:30
  four rebounds in. What's going on in Tampa? Well,
• 1:36:35
  a disturbing case out of Polk County this morning.
• 1:36:38
  Deputies responded to the tax collector's information
• 1:36:40
  technology building on Monday after an employee
• 1:36:43
  found a hidden camera. Yeah, this guy looks like
• 1:36:46
  a real creep. and the woman's restroom there.
• 1:36:50
  It is important to note the building is only
• 1:36:52
  used by employees and is separate from the main
• 1:36:54
  tax collector's office. One of the videos on
• 1:36:57
  the camera showed a man placing it in the disposable
• 1:36:59
  toilet seat holder box. You're a liar and a failure,
• 1:37:02
  and I guess he was found dead. Yeah, I would
• 1:37:03
  kill myself too if I did that. And then there's
• 1:37:06
  this in Chicago. Mundelein police say that the
• 1:37:08
  students saw the coach taking pictures and had
• 1:37:11
  the courage to follow up on a feeling that something
• 1:37:14
  was wrong. Yeah! If you got a man who's middle
• 1:37:18
  -aged who's a volleyball coach, that is not good.
• 1:37:22
  They found more than that on his cell phone when
• 1:37:25
  they arrested him. 48 -year -old Dagoberto Diaz
• 1:37:28
  is a junior varsity football coach at Mundelein
• 1:37:32
  and also coaches at Carl Sandburg Middle School.
• 1:37:35
  Oh, that's good. There was this guy, not bad
• 1:37:39
  looking Asian guy who was my math teacher. And
• 1:37:42
  he loved the seventh graders in my class. Oh,
• 1:37:46
  my God. He was like the volleyball coach. He
• 1:37:48
  was all about the girls. And then in like 2011,
• 1:37:53
  he got caught. trying to hook up with a 16 -year
• 1:38:00
  -old. A student reported that Diaz took a player
• 1:38:03
  into a room to perform stretching and jumping
• 1:38:05
  exercises. Yeah, that's a little creepy. He appeared
• 1:38:09
  to be taking pictures or video with his cell
• 1:38:11
  phone. Yeah, that's not disturbing or anything.
• 1:38:14
  Man, get the shotgun and take him out to the
• 1:38:16
  shed. She told school staff. While police seized
• 1:38:20
  the phone, they found several images and videos.
• 1:38:22
  They searched his home. Diaz was arrested and
• 1:38:25
  charged with one count of unauthorized video
• 1:38:28
  recording of... What a freaking loser. It's like
• 1:38:33
  sometimes I'll hear women go, oh, this guy sounds
• 1:38:36
  like a creep. And then they'll talk about how
• 1:38:40
  guys are creeps. And then I hear that and I'm
• 1:38:43
  like, you know what? You kind of got a point.
• 1:38:46
  What's going on in Fresno? In Tulare County,
• 1:38:49
  a Visalia man was sentenced for targeting children
• 1:38:52
  for sex using social media. He got 40 years,
• 1:38:56
  man. Why is it worth it, you piece of garbage?
• 1:39:01
  What's going on in Charlotte? On your side, following
• 1:39:06
  up on water quality concerns in Lincoln. I love
• 1:39:08
  when the local news says they're on our side.
• 1:39:10
  That's good. Oh, yeah, there's bad water in Charlotte.
• 1:39:13
  That sucks. What's going on here? York County
• 1:39:17
  officials have confirmed Josh Edwards has resigned
• 1:39:20
  from his position as York County manager. We
• 1:39:22
  reached out to the council who said, quote, both
• 1:39:25
  parties have mutually agreed that this. That's
• 1:39:27
  the big scandal going on there. It's like channel
• 1:39:30
  flipping right now. And then there's this dumb
• 1:39:31
  woman. A woman who killed a Queens University
• 1:39:34
  athlete in a hit and run crash will now spend
• 1:39:37
  30 days in jail. This is absolutely positively
• 1:39:40
  ridiculous. This is why the rest of the world
• 1:39:43
  laughs. It's this woman named. calandra hood
• 1:39:46
  and she's only getting 30 days not for like a
• 1:39:49
  crash like like leaving the scene she's only
• 1:39:52
  getting 30 days for someone losing their life
• 1:39:54
  that people talk about young thug or little dirk's
• 1:39:58
  lawyer being good whoever this woman's lawyer
• 1:40:00
  is is a baller for making that happen. But she's
• 1:40:03
  still a dirty, rotten loser. And I never get
• 1:40:06
  the people that when they have a, you know, if
• 1:40:09
  you hit somebody, it's better to stay at the
• 1:40:11
  scene than to leave. You dummy. A woman who killed
• 1:40:16
  a Queens University athlete in a hit and run
• 1:40:18
  crash will now spend 30 days in jail. Yeah. You
• 1:40:22
  know, she's a pretty girl. You know, they probably
• 1:40:24
  used like, oh, well, you know. She's going through
• 1:40:27
  a lot. She's really having a hard time there
• 1:40:30
  in North Carolina. And 36 months on probation.
• 1:40:33
  Yeah, 36 months. She should be on 30 years probation.
• 1:40:37
  If she's going to leave the scene in a hit and
• 1:40:39
  run that killed someone, that's ridiculous. So,
• 1:40:43
  Qualandra Hood received the sentence after pleading
• 1:40:46
  guilty to a felony hit and run and misdemeanor
• 1:40:48
  death by vehicle. Yeah, that is actually infuriating,
• 1:40:53
  dude. That she pretty much 30 days. Not a hit
• 1:40:57
  and run where you hit somebody and they broke
• 1:40:59
  their leg and they're alive. No, someone's in
• 1:41:01
  the ground because of this dumb woman. Back in
• 1:41:03
  January, Hood ran a red light and then hit Lance
• 1:41:06
  Sotelo on the plaza near East 36th Street. Yeah,
• 1:41:10
  he was this nice looking kid. Part of Queens
• 1:41:14
  University's track team. Oh yeah, that family
• 1:41:16
  has to be infuriated. And I'm infuriated for
• 1:41:20
  them. This dumb woman didn't know how to drive.
• 1:41:23
  He died before getting to the hospital. That
• 1:41:26
  sucks. But hey, 30 days, dude. That is a good
• 1:41:29
  lawyer. That dumb woman has. Even though she's
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  a piece of garbage. This Days Inn is located
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  just off South Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando.
• 1:41:39
  Oh yeah, you look at this day's end and you can
• 1:41:41
  just tell this is Hucker Central. For perspective,
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  that is I -4 in the background. According to
• 1:41:48
  this - Thank you for explaining it to us. Now
• 1:41:49
  we know we're gonna get prostitutes in Orlando.
• 1:41:51
  This lawsuit here, the owners of this hotel made
• 1:41:54
  big money by knowingly renting rooms here to
• 1:41:58
  a sex trafficker. The plaintiffs, identified
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  by their initials, JG and AM - I mean, come on.
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  Whenever you see a girl renting a room for two
• 1:42:07
  weeks, she's not doing it because she's visiting
• 1:42:09
  on vacation. Claim they were abducted, drugged,
• 1:42:12
  and beaten by a sex trafficker and then forced
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  to perform commercial sex acts against their
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  will. Yeah, that's not good. I don't get people
• 1:42:22
  that pay for sex. Do you not have any game that
• 1:42:25
  you can make it happen, Captain? The days in
• 1:42:29
  from 2015 to 2022. That's seven years of prostitution
• 1:42:33
  being legal. I mean, when you drive by any of
• 1:42:35
  these in any bad neighborhood, you just go, man,
• 1:42:38
  I bet there's like some hookers getting laid
• 1:42:40
  behind those closed doors at this area. A moment.
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  During that time period, those two women say
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  they stayed at this hotel not just once or twice,
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  but 500 to 600 times. Oh, yeah. Alexa, what's
• 1:42:53
  500 times 500? 500 times 500 equals 250 ,000.
• 1:43:01
  So if they were paying $500 per hour that much,
• 1:43:05
  they made some money. I'm sure they told their
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• 1:43:12
  this lawsuit, should have been a red flag. Oh,
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  The freaking day's end probably wants to make
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  after getting the tip. You know what's going
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  Attorney Anthony Chiarello represents the two
• 1:43:32
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• 1:43:58
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  make it into like some moral thing. They're going
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• 1:44:43
  Mark Lehman, and we were at Choices in Learning
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• 1:44:50
  then there's this right here in Winston -Salem.
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• 1:45:05
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• 1:45:10
  5 o 'clock, a Trinity City Council member has
• 1:45:13
  been charged, accused of threatening another
• 1:45:15
  elected official. 77 -year -old Edward Lohr,
• 1:45:19
  who represents Ward 2 in Trinity. God, he just
• 1:45:21
  looks like a freaking creep. Trinity was arrested
• 1:45:24
  last Thursday. According to a warrant, he told
• 1:45:27
  the city manager he wanted to shoot Mayor Pro
• 1:45:30
  Tem Robert Walker in the head. Oh man, that is
• 1:45:34
  a case of bad mental health. And let's end this
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  Scott Dole outside the Justice Center where a
• 1:47:31
  Cleveland police officer is... Oh, is this cop?
• 1:47:33
  Let's play a game. I already know the answer.
• 1:47:35
  Is he going to do something really good? Or is
• 1:47:39
  he going to get caught in an undercover sting
• 1:47:41
  like a loser? Off the job, relieved of duty after...
• 1:47:44
  There was arrest Monday night. Oh, yeah, this
• 1:47:48
  guy got caught in an undercover sting. He thought
• 1:47:51
  I was a teenage girl. This is who we have serving
• 1:47:57
  and protecting the city of Cleveland. Officer
• 1:48:00
  Jordan Hernandez. Loser, loser. He just looks
• 1:48:11
  like a little punk -ass bitch. Like a pretty
• 1:48:14
  boy loser. Now sits behind bars facing felony
• 1:48:17
  charges. Man, he looks like he's got some regret
• 1:48:20
  on his face. Just get a new job. You're not a
• 1:48:22
  bad looking guy. Probably got women in Cleveland.
• 1:48:26
  Probably put a gun in their mouth because they're
• 1:48:28
  kinky. And then you get a teenage girl because
• 1:48:31
  you're a loser with no game and nothing going
• 1:48:34
  for you. Investigators with the Ohio Internet
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  Crimes Against Children Task Force. Yeah, it's
• 1:48:39
  gotta be weird when he gets conned. He's like,
• 1:48:41
  but I'm a cop. I should get away with it. Say
• 1:48:44
  in late June, Hernandez chatted with who he thought
• 1:48:47
  was a 14 -year -old girl on social media. That's
• 1:48:49
  disgusting. This is who they have serve and protect
• 1:48:51
  Cleveland. No wonder this city's in so much turmoil.
• 1:48:54
  Social media. At least twice, prosecutors say,
• 1:48:57
  the 45 -year -old solicited sex. Oh my God, he
• 1:49:00
  looks pretty good for 45. I thought he was like
• 1:49:01
  27. So he's a middle -aged creep. from the teen
• 1:49:05
  in reality investigators say it was an undercover
• 1:49:08
  cop on uh i wonder if the undercover cop knew
• 1:49:10
  who he was it's got to be weird too i think about
• 1:49:12
  the like the conversations like when you would
• 1:49:14
  watch the catch a predator like you're having
• 1:49:16
  to kind of talk dirty pretending you're a kid
• 1:49:18
  it's gross the other end of those conversations
• 1:49:21
  prosecutors say the undercover officer attempted
• 1:49:24
  to set up a meeting with hernandez you want to
• 1:49:26
  go to the playground but that he didn't show
• 1:49:28
  up Investigators then obtained a search warrant
• 1:49:31
  for the social media account used to chat with
• 1:49:33
  the undercover. What is he on, Tumblr? Eventually
• 1:49:36
  identifying Hernandez as the suspect, according
• 1:49:38
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• 1:49:42
  police say they learned of the arrest Monday
• 1:49:44
  and immediately relieved Hernandez of duty. That's
• 1:49:47
  gotta be an awkward. Hey, Hernandez, can you
• 1:49:51
  come into our office real quick? I want to tell
• 1:49:53
  you something real quick. Just come in here.
• 1:49:55
  You know you're not getting a promotion. Mm -hmm.
• 1:49:58
  Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry
• 1:50:01
  for yourself? Yeah, that's what happened to him,
• 1:50:04
  dude. You're a friggin' loser. That's one. Y
• 1:50:08
  'all always... I'll be... born a loser. Y 'all
• 1:50:14
  die a loser. Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling
• 1:50:17
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• 1:50:20
  you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby!
• 1:50:23
  Baby, want a bottle? A big dirt bottle? Because
• 1:50:28
  you got caught with a prostitute, or not a prostitute,
• 1:50:31
  but an underage girl. It would have been better
• 1:50:33
  for you to get caught with a prostitute, you
• 1:50:35
  freaking douchebag. You make the city of Cleveland
• 1:50:37
  look terrible. Fun times in Cleveland again.
• 1:50:41
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• 1:50:45
  everyone. Under construction since 1868. They
• 1:51:11
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• 1:51:14
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• 1:51:18
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• 1:51:20
  Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses support,
• 1:51:25
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• 1:51:26
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• 1:51:28
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• 1:51:33
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• 1:51:36
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• 1:51:43
  the hell did this happen? You know, did I used
• 1:51:47
  to eat babies in a former life? And then you
• 1:51:50
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• 1:51:51
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• 1:51:53
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• 1:51:55
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• 1:51:57
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• 1:52:05
  over the top of her ass and going, He's like,
• 1:52:08
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• 1:52:10
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• 1:52:17
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• 1:52:19
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• 1:52:24
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• 1:52:26
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• 1:53:24
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• 1:53:59
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  please. Oh, do they have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,
• 1:54:07
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• 1:54:09
  too, and in, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
• 1:54:12
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• 1:54:15
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• 1:54:19
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  and I'll be out and keep this party going. Hello
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  again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer
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  and Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is
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  I have a condition called autism. That's right.
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  It's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism
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  can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.
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  People with autism normally have difficulties
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  in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,
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  social interactions, and leisure. In the recent
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  study, people with autism are less likely to
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  have a job and more likely to become homeless.
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  I beat Josh by having loving friends and family,
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  having a college education. I have even worked
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  in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
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  personality for many years. Always remember that
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  people with autism want the same things as Yeah,
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  yeah, Drizzy baby, you already know what it is
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  It's the first time I'm high, it's the first
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  time I smoke in like three months I'm sorry mom,
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  I had to do it to him 40, I see you, oh I see
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  you homie Stay late tonight, right? It don't
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  happen when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder, I swear
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  it's like this every single time We should be
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  going right. Well, I just slip into the wrong
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  shit. I belong to the artists. I put on. We don't
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  ever ask for nothing. Cause them niggas got their
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  own shit. Like a mouth full of. Hot peppers,
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  black Ferrari with the red seats. I call it playing
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  checkers. I ain't never doing verses. I'm forever
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  giving lectures. If you're trying to meet with
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  money, I'd be happy to connect you. Life gets
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  better than it's ever been. Scheduling million
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  dollar meetings with the president. Someone cut
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  the lights on. Where is Thomas Edison? Got a
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  new condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve
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  an MTV show for me and my people. And if you're
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  trying to zone, I got a whole switch to sweep
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  through. Rappers are liars and they women are
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  deceitful. Addison And I should have the most
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  bragging rights Because a nigga's spit cracks,
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  bag it tight Able rappers say they tryna get
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  their swagger right Cause I done came with more
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  fire than a dragon fight You don't pussy ass
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  Hater, you should do you, you ain't heard of
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  me, then you should go and get a blue slew Oops,
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  I mean a red clue, Wayne's here too, woo Betty
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  felt that like the end of a pool cue But I ain't
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  bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag, I'm ATF, but
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  they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake,
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  I hate to see him so sad I could stun you, see
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  a little me and your dad, I'm the same yellow
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  boy That used to play up on the grass Seeking
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  pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me Cash
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  like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a
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  camel light, stupid hoe ask me But don't ask
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  me shit about me And know the game really ain't
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  shit without me She might have to pay me, but
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  I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the truth,
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  then pull the zipper down to see I'ma bring that
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  barrel to them bitches eye liners And what I
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  make up would fuck up your skin I pick the butt
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  up and bop bop then bop bop again I would butt
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  fuck your friend then suck up her twin I put
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  the butt up to him then bop bop and bop bop and
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  bop bop again Suck nut you don't fuck your unloving
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  kin Now don't rub it in like uberderm on a new
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  tattoo I had to kick my princess up out my cassoon
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  We'll be right back. And just fuck her in, nah,
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  fuck her in Let's get bucks again, and fuckin'
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  spend Them bucks and then, just fuck her in If
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  I told you I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on
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  my 50, bout to pop out, let's get it Let's get
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  it, motherfucker, what you waitin' on? It is
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  by the minivan's pissin' I'm about to get shitty,
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  I'm sweetie, it's Money is the itch you want
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  me wit And I probably just spit on the chick
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  you want me wit And I hit a phony bitch only
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  like I'm only thick And I own hip -hop, if you
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  don't spit I'm gon' need fit And I just sold
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  a lot of property to a buyer And I think his
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  name was kinda like Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy
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  Drake Rogers, I'm too busy to play father And
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  when it comes to the game, I'm too willing to
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  play harder So harder I do There he go, they
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  chant MVP when I shoot a free throw This is a
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  shoe, faster than you, badder than you, radder
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  than you, etc. I told you I could be by the letter
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  like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
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  O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, To the sheetrock bend in the heat I
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  send burnt skin The end And froze Laughter and
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  joy Dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
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  rhythm Oh, that's just so unfair Oh, my, it's
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  buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Eardrums
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  mixing happy Like fingers without rings VHX to
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  FM The shoutouts hit the street But soon the
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  sound will vanish Like shadows in the heat The
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  happy hour is coming to a close Like shadows
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  in the heat. Clockwork to a show Now it's time
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  to face the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot
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  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
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  left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line
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  Can't you see your silence I'm a -comin' to an
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  end Like a rollercoaster stoppin' Round a river's
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind
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  Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't
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  rewind Oh, the Hoppy Allergy And like that, it's
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  gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
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  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
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  kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Game over. This concludes our broadcast day.
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  Good night, and God bless America.