Latest / The Alabama Show On Demand / Full Show 6-25-26: Producer Blake Will Tan
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pots. One morning at a time, welcome.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Looking through the Alabama Show.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Day three, Mercedes still parked.
- 0:19Speaker 4: I saw it, and today it is getting on my nerves.
- 0:22Speaker 3: They won't move.
- 0:24Speaker 4: I think I don't know what we do. I don't
- 0:26Speaker 4: know how to handle this.
- 0:28Speaker 3: If you're new to the saga, there is a white
- 0:30Speaker 3: Mercedes parked and there's like the prime parking spot that's
- 0:35Speaker 3: right up front at our building, and everybody tries to
- 0:38Speaker 3: get here and get that parking spot. This Mercedes has
- 0:41Speaker 3: taken number one and number two. They're parked where like
- 0:43Speaker 3: the line is going right down the middle of the car.
- 0:46Speaker 3: So for the past three days I have been squeezing
- 0:49Speaker 3: into the other side, getting real close to them, trying
- 0:52Speaker 3: to prove a point. But they don't even know I've
- 0:54Speaker 3: been doing it because they haven't left.
- 0:56Speaker 4: Did you do it today?
- 0:57Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, good, Yeah, I got closer to their car today.
- 1:01Speaker 3: I think they're on vacation. I think it's somebody that
- 1:03Speaker 3: lives here, because our building also has apartments here. I
- 1:06Speaker 3: think it's somebody that lives here. We found out it's
- 1:09Speaker 3: the maintenance guy.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking. I'm thinking he lives here or he
- 1:12Speaker 4: is using it as like a park while he's out
- 1:16Speaker 4: of town. Yeah, that's a good point.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Yeah, so we all, everybody in the office has started
- 1:21Speaker 3: a revolt. We're angry.
- 1:22Speaker 4: We got to figure out how to handle it.
- 1:23Speaker 3: And I think it makes it worse because it's a Mercedes,
- 1:26Speaker 3: because it's an expensive car. It makes it worse. We're like,
- 1:29Speaker 3: who's this guy? Anyway?
- 1:32Speaker 1: Call the show?
- 1:32Speaker 3: Good morning, how's your day going? Eight three three five,
- 1:35Speaker 3: Ombama is the number.
- 1:38Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
- 1:39Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
- 1:41Speaker 1: On the Alabama Show.
- 1:44Speaker 3: A I bought stall two hundred and sixty four thousand
- 1:47Speaker 3: dollars from a community college.
- 1:51Speaker 4: How does that happen?
- 1:52Speaker 3: Well, this happened in Baltimore City Community College. AI bought
- 1:57Speaker 3: stole more than two hundred and sixty four thousand dollars
- 2:00Speaker 3: in taxpayer funded financial aid by sending ghost students to
- 2:04Speaker 3: the college. They basically made fake accounts for fake students
- 2:07Speaker 3: and took the financial aid. So basically the school like
- 2:12Speaker 3: really thought that those students were there and took the money.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Ghost Kids.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show eight.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Three three five and Bama is the number to call
- 2:24Speaker 3: the show. Alyssa good morning. What are you doing right now?
- 2:27Speaker 3: Just on the way to work? Where do you work?
- 2:29Speaker 3: What do you do? Mom?
- 2:31Speaker 1: Toyota?
- 2:31Speaker 3: Okay, are you calling play Super Easy Trivia to win
- 2:35Speaker 3: these tickets to five seconds of Summer?
- 2:37Speaker 1: He's got me.
- 2:38Speaker 3: All right, girl, let's get you in. So I'll ask
- 2:40Speaker 3: the questions. Producer Blake is your lifeline if you need him.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Here's question number one, what is the hardest substance found
- 2:47Speaker 3: on Earth?
- 2:50Speaker 4: That's it, all right, ding ding ding?
- 2:52Speaker 3: Next one, what is the name of the imaginary line
- 2:55Speaker 3: that divides the Earth in half?
- 2:58Speaker 4: The equator?
- 3:00Speaker 3: That's it? And last one for the wind, where are
- 3:02Speaker 3: the Great Pyramids of Giza located Egypt? Would be congratulations, Alyssa,
- 3:19Speaker 3: you just won Super Easy Trivia. Awesome.
- 3:24Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know with the Elma Show.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Region's Bank has lit up their building with a special
- 3:30Speaker 3: Fourth of July lighting to celebrate America's two hundred and
- 3:33Speaker 3: fiftieth birthday. Because you know, regions usually lights up for
- 3:37Speaker 3: Christmas and they have wreath and the stocking and the
- 3:39Speaker 3: Christmas tree. This is the first time they've ever done
- 3:42Speaker 3: something for the fourth Last night was the first night
- 3:44Speaker 3: it was lit up. It looks like the American fat
- 3:47Speaker 3: flag and it's really cool. So go downtown at nighttime
- 3:50Speaker 3: and get a look. It looks really neat. Starbucks is
- 3:54Speaker 3: releasing a new cup. Remember the Arrista cup that went
- 3:57Speaker 3: viral last fallen. People were like, going, it's crazy in
- 4:00Speaker 3: buying it and then reselling it for hundreds of dollars
- 4:02Speaker 3: and fighting over it. Now it's back with a summer
- 4:05Speaker 3: twist for to onor their pink drinks. It's got a
- 4:09Speaker 3: pink hat, has a pink straw with a strawberry on it.
- 4:11Speaker 3: It's a glass cup shaped like a cute little Teddy bear,
- 4:15Speaker 3: and the cold cups will be available in select stores
- 4:18Speaker 3: July thirteenth. If you are a Starbucks Reward Reserve member,
- 4:22Speaker 3: you can get early access online July ninth. So I
- 4:25Speaker 3: would sign up for that now if you want to
- 4:27Speaker 3: try to get it in good luck. Permits were filed
- 4:30Speaker 3: for street closures for the Taylor and Travis wedding Taylor
- 4:33Speaker 3: Swift and Travis Kelce. So we were right. It's happened
- 4:36Speaker 3: in July fourth weekend at Madison Square Garden.
- 4:39Speaker 4: How was it that big that you have to get
- 4:41Speaker 4: road permits?
- 4:42Speaker 3: Yeah? City Hall confirmed that a permit in New York too,
- 4:45Speaker 3: which is crazy. City Hall confirmed that a permit application
- 4:49Speaker 3: was filed to close off surrounding streets and there will
- 4:51Speaker 3: be a public tent set up outside the venue that
- 4:53Speaker 3: will hold between five hundred and one thousand guests. The
- 4:56Speaker 3: wedding is speculated to happen Friday, the third. A source
- 5:00Speaker 3: says that Kansas City Chief players already have reservations at
- 5:03Speaker 3: a Marion in Midtown around the wedding date too.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Yes, wait, this is gonna be a wild weekend.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Fireworks America is turning two hundred and fifty. Taylor Swift
- 5:14Speaker 3: is getting married finally. I love this. Okay, that's the
- 5:19Speaker 3: things you need to know. I gotta stop my heart rate.
- 5:21Speaker 3: We just went up more at Thealabama Show dot com.
- 5:25Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on to me. It's free on the
- 5:27Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app.
- 5:28Speaker 3: I need your help.
- 5:29Speaker 4: Okay.
- 5:31Speaker 3: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
- 5:33Speaker 3: I'm Alabama with producer Blake. Does We're going on vacation
- 5:37Speaker 3: next week?
- 5:38Speaker 4: Yes, correct, Producer Blake's going to the beach.
- 5:40Speaker 3: I have no plans.
- 5:43Speaker 4: Okay, you stay at home.
- 5:45Speaker 3: I don't need to do that. That's one of the things.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Our boss Dino yells at me all the time because
- 5:49Speaker 3: he goes every time you take a vacation.
- 5:51Speaker 4: You never go anywhere.
- 5:52Speaker 3: He's like, you just stay at home, and then I
- 5:54Speaker 3: end up coming into work on my vacation and working
- 5:56Speaker 3: on vacation. He's like, take a freaking vacation.
- 6:00Speaker 4: Yeah, go out for a couple of days of the week.
- 6:02Speaker 3: So I'm doing a staycation because vacations are expensive. I
- 6:06Speaker 3: can't afford it, and I have fifty million animals I
- 6:08Speaker 3: gotta take care of.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yes, but what can I do.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Like, what do I do during the day?
- 6:13Speaker 4: Bring the vacation to you?
- 6:15Speaker 3: Okay, I like this, tell me more.
- 6:17Speaker 4: So why don't you, Like you could do something inexpensive
- 6:21Speaker 4: and brings like a pincolatas you do piniccolatas. You can
- 6:25Speaker 4: bring in party floats that are like you know, yeah.
- 6:28Speaker 3: I got one of those off the TikTok shop.
- 6:30Speaker 4: So you go do stuff like that. You bring the
- 6:33Speaker 4: party to you, invite some friends over, you know, have
- 6:36Speaker 4: like a little like spa day out in the yard.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Like that's good.
- 6:39Speaker 3: I've done that to bring your own pool party with
- 6:41Speaker 3: my friends before. That's a good one. Yeah, you go
- 6:43Speaker 3: then I gotta clean up after they leave.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Now you can keep it up all week and then
- 6:47Speaker 4: worry about it when you come back from vacation. That's
- 6:51Speaker 4: a vacation thing. You worry about that during the work week.
- 6:54Speaker 3: That's a good one. I like that. Call the show
- 6:57Speaker 3: if you wanna, If you want to tell me how
- 7:00Speaker 3: you handle your staycation when you go on vacation world, Like,
- 7:05Speaker 3: what are some local things I can do?
- 7:07Speaker 1: Like?
- 7:07Speaker 3: Where are some fun places around town that I can go?
- 7:09Speaker 3: Eight three three five O one Bama is the number.
- 7:12Speaker 3: That's eight three three five oh one two two six.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Two The Alabama Show on to Man Free on the
- 7:19Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Eight three three five O one Bama is the number
- 7:22Speaker 3: to call the show. What do you do when you're
- 7:24Speaker 3: on a staycation? Jesseln, Good morning. Where you calling from?
- 7:28Speaker 4: I'm calling from Coleman.
- 7:29Speaker 3: If you had to do a staycation and you had
- 7:32Speaker 3: vacation but you didn't go anywhere, what would you do?
- 7:36Speaker 4: I would call the stay home and spend time with
- 7:39Speaker 4: my family on my side.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Maybe go to the water park.
- 7:42Speaker 3: That's a good one. Spring Valley Beach. You go on
- 7:44Speaker 3: to Spring Valley Beach. Girl, we're wild water people.
- 7:49Speaker 4: That's okay.
- 7:49Speaker 3: I'll be a wild water girl too. I love that.
- 7:52Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
- 7:54Speaker 2: It's three things you need to know you with the Alabama.
- 7:58Speaker 3: Show or just show Up Show? Is this on Saturday.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Make sure that you are ready to go shine down
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- 8:09Speaker 3: you just you literally show up at workplay doors are
- 8:12Speaker 3: open at five. I would get there early. If you
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- 8:20Speaker 3: show Up show and that will enter you to win
- 8:23Speaker 3: backstage passes. Practical magic too. Just dropped another trailer, I
- 8:28Speaker 3: Am So Ready. This was the popular movie with Nicole
- 8:30Speaker 3: Kidman and Sandra Bullock. The original movie was in nineteen
- 8:33Speaker 3: ninety eight, so this one is almost thirty years later
- 8:36Speaker 3: and they still look great. It still has Nicole Kidman
- 8:38Speaker 3: and Sandra Bullock. This movie is like everybody's excited about it.
- 8:42Speaker 3: The release date will be September eleventh, so we have
- 8:45Speaker 3: a few more months. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelt have
- 8:49Speaker 3: a strict no wedding gifts rule for their wedding gifts.
- 8:54Speaker 4: No wedding gifts at all.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is like the richest woman ever. Why would
- 8:58Speaker 3: they need. They have everything they need.
- 9:00Speaker 4: Yeah, but they could make a shirt with your face
- 9:02Speaker 4: on it or something.
- 9:03Speaker 3: George Kittle, who's another athlete, has confirmed with Extra TV
- 9:09Speaker 3: that he got an invite to the wedding. And he's
- 9:11Speaker 3: the one that spilled the beans that said they said
- 9:13Speaker 3: absolutely no gifts. But I know Travis likes old coin,
- 9:16Speaker 3: so I think I'm going to get him an old
- 9:17Speaker 3: coin anyway.
- 9:18Speaker 4: So that's a good to give. It's just thoughtful.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Now I know. We'll see anyway. The wedding is set
- 9:26Speaker 3: to happen July third, is the rumor at Madison Square Garden.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Hopefully it will. We'll keep you updated. And that is
- 9:32Speaker 3: three things you need to know more at the Alabama
- 9:36Speaker 3: Show dot com.
- 9:37Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on tom It's Amazing. Three on the iHeartRadio.
- 9:41Speaker 3: App eight three three five one Bama is the number
- 9:44Speaker 3: to call the show if you have good news, we
- 9:45Speaker 3: would love to celebrate with you. Good morning. Who's this? Hey?
- 9:50Speaker 1: This Angelo girl?
- 9:52Speaker 3: What is going on? You got some good news?
- 9:55Speaker 4: I guess some good news.
- 9:56Speaker 3: My husband and I paid out by our house.
- 9:59Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's awesome.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Now what you gonna do with that extra money?
- 10:04Speaker 4: I don't know yet. I'm thinking vacation, girl.
- 10:07Speaker 3: Yes, where would you go on vacation?
- 10:10Speaker 1: My dream is Hawaii.
- 10:11Speaker 3: Yes, I was literally thinking Hawaii when I asked you.
- 10:15Speaker 3: That is the best place ever. I hope you go
- 10:16Speaker 3: to Hawaii. I hope you get a tiny little bikinian
- 10:19Speaker 3: wear it. And if your husband's being a jerk, I
- 10:21Speaker 3: hope you have a hot surfer instructor.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Sure, sure, sure, Thank you so much.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I'll enjoyed the day. That is great news. Congratulations on
- 10:33Speaker 3: paying off your house.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 10:36Speaker 2: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app
- 10:39Speaker 2: today on.
- 10:40Speaker 3: The Alabama Show. If you're listening, this is your chance
- 10:43Speaker 3: to call in and tell producer Blake what he's about
- 10:46Speaker 3: to do is really stupid.
- 10:47Speaker 4: I disagree fullheartedly.
- 10:49Speaker 3: Eight three three five one BEMA is the number. Thank
- 10:51Speaker 3: you for listening to The Alabama Show.
- 10:53Speaker 4: I'm Alabama with producer Blake.
- 10:55Speaker 3: Sweet you say it. I don't even want to say
- 10:58Speaker 3: what you're doing because it's so dumb.
- 11:00Speaker 4: I'm planning on going to the beach with you.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Are going to the beach no, no, no, you can.
- 11:05Speaker 4: I guess I am, but I'm planning on going with
- 11:07Speaker 4: no sunscreen so I can get a tan. I might
- 11:10Speaker 4: go buy some tanning oil. They just get really tan.
- 11:14Speaker 4: How's that dumb that I need a tan?
- 11:17Speaker 3: You have irish skin, man, You are already you're red.
- 11:20Speaker 3: You already look like you have a sunburn before you've
- 11:22Speaker 3: even been in the sun. You just went to camp
- 11:24Speaker 3: and got sunburned because you didn't wear sunscreen one day
- 11:28Speaker 3: I was training my skin. You can still get a
- 11:30Speaker 3: tan and wear a lower SPF of sunscreen. You still
- 11:34Speaker 3: get a tan when you get sunscreen. Sunscreen stops you
- 11:36Speaker 3: from burning. Or is this how we get skin cancer?
- 11:39Speaker 4: I use the tanning lotion and I still get protected
- 11:43Speaker 4: by the sun with the lotion, but I get a
- 11:45Speaker 4: tan as well.
- 11:46Speaker 3: Tanning losian does not protect you from the sun.
- 11:48Speaker 4: It makes you if you have enough of it, it
- 11:50Speaker 4: coats your skin.
- 11:51Speaker 3: If you have not seen what producer Blake looks like,
- 11:53Speaker 3: I want to go follow the Alabama show on social media.
- 11:56Speaker 3: He's got a red beard. He has a very irish
- 11:58Speaker 3: looking man and very white look. You should have been
- 12:02Speaker 3: going to the tanning bed before you went to the
- 12:04Speaker 3: beach to prep for this.
- 12:05Speaker 4: I don't trust you.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Gotta train? What is wrong with you?
- 12:09Speaker 4: I don't trust tanning beds. I'll do it the natural?
- 12:11Speaker 3: Are you doing?
- 12:12Speaker 4: You know better?
- 12:13Speaker 3: This is the dumbest thing. What are you gonna wear
- 12:15Speaker 3: it at the beach to tan? You got speedos?
- 12:17Speaker 4: I'm about to find some.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Look.
- 12:18Speaker 4: All I know is I an'll look tall, tan and
- 12:20Speaker 4: handsome when I get back.
- 12:23Speaker 3: I want you to call the show because we all
- 12:25Speaker 3: know somebody like this who is very stubborn. Eight three
- 12:28Speaker 3: three five oh one, Bama. What's the worst sunburn you've
- 12:32Speaker 3: ever had? Or if you're married and your husband is
- 12:35Speaker 3: done like producer Blake and you got sunburned, call and
- 12:39Speaker 3: make fun of him too. Eight three three five oh
- 12:41Speaker 3: one two two six two The.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Alabama Show on Demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Producer Blake's going to the beach with no sunscreened to tan,
- 12:50Speaker 3: which is stupid because you are the whitest person I know.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Well that isn't true.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one, Bama. Is the number?
- 12:58Speaker 4: Lauren?
- 12:58Speaker 3: Good morning? Where are you.
- 12:59Speaker 4: Calling from Homewood?
- 13:01Speaker 3: Okay? What's going on in Homewood? How's traffic right now?
- 13:04Speaker 4: It's good.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Okay. Are you going to make fun of producer Blak
- 13:08Speaker 3: and the no sunscreen? Yes, please go for it. Roast
- 13:11Speaker 3: him before the sun does. Question. Did you say that
- 13:15Speaker 3: he's a ginger? A ginger? Yeah, he's a ginger. He
- 13:19Speaker 3: denies it, but his beard is red beard?
- 13:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a red beard.
- 13:22Speaker 3: Your hair, your hair's border red. Yep, he's a ginger. Okay, Floren,
- 13:26Speaker 3: Do you have copay money for the hospital?
- 13:32Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 13:32Speaker 3: Do you have health insurance?
- 13:33Speaker 4: I do have health insurance.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Do you have insurance? Okay? Okay. I was just making
- 13:37Speaker 3: sure because you're gonna need it. He's gonna get sun poisoning,
- 13:40Speaker 3: isn't he He is? That's what I said.
- 13:42Speaker 4: I just don't know. I was going to mind my
- 13:44Speaker 4: own business.
- 13:45Speaker 3: But when I heard you were a ginger, I was like, mm, hospital, Lauren.
- 13:49Speaker 3: Have you ever had a really bad sunburn or been
- 13:51Speaker 3: around somebody with a bad one? Yes, it's awful. What happened?
- 13:55Speaker 1: Oh?
- 13:55Speaker 3: I got burnt everywhere behind my knees, my feet. Are
- 13:58Speaker 3: you a ginger?
- 14:00Speaker 1: Blue?
- 14:00Speaker 3: No? I'm not. Okay, So see if it happened to
- 14:03Speaker 3: somebody who's not red hair, and you already have irish skin,
- 14:06Speaker 3: producer Blake, we might as well call you Casper.
- 14:09Speaker 4: Not if I have the tuning al on.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Oh good lord, Lauren, thank you? Is going to accelerate it. Yeah,
- 14:16Speaker 3: here's what we're gonna do when we get back from vacation, Lauren,
- 14:19Speaker 3: when producer Blake comes in red and sunburned, We're gonna
- 14:22Speaker 3: invite everybody who told him it was a bad idea
- 14:24Speaker 3: and he didn't listen. You can come in and give
- 14:26Speaker 3: him a good old pad on the back as hard
- 14:27Speaker 3: as you want. Okay, I'll be there.
- 14:30Speaker 2: You were listening to the Alabama Show on Man eight
- 14:33Speaker 2: three three five O one, Bama is the number to
- 14:36Speaker 2: call the show.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Cindy, good morning. Where are you calling from? Mord Arbena
- 14:40Speaker 3: or Verbena, Alabama? Awesome? Thank you for listening in Verbena.
- 14:44Speaker 3: What's going on up there?
- 14:46Speaker 4: It's hot, very hot.
- 14:48Speaker 3: It is hot in Alabama right now? Okay, are you
- 14:52Speaker 3: calling about producer Blake and the sunscreen? Yes, it's not me.
- 14:56Speaker 3: It was actually my sister. She went to the beach
- 14:59Speaker 3: and she got really big, old like probably Hamburger's husband,
- 15:03Speaker 3: blisters all.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Over the sas of her shoulders.
- 15:06Speaker 3: See Blake, you're gonna have blisters yeah, like they were
- 15:11Speaker 3: all over our back. She was so so rich. You
- 15:14Speaker 3: can wear no clothes, she can shower or the yes
- 15:18Speaker 3: where sunscreen? You ding dong for sure? You burger blisters, buddy,
- 15:23Speaker 3: burger blisters. You're gonna get burger blisters.
- 15:25Speaker 4: It's something I'm willing to do, all right.
- 15:28Speaker 3: Well, and I've been watching.
- 15:29Speaker 1: I've been listening to your show for three years.
- 15:32Speaker 3: I'm a big fan. Oh, thank you so much. We
- 15:35Speaker 3: appreciate that you are awesome. We love to hear that.
- 15:38Speaker 3: When Blake comes back from vacation, we'll tell you how
- 15:40Speaker 3: Burndy is. Okay, so good, have a good day, Cindy,
- 15:44Speaker 3: you too.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 15:45Speaker 1: We're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
- 15:48Speaker 3: Are you packed for the beach yet?
- 15:50Speaker 4: I'm not packed for the beach?
- 15:51Speaker 3: Are you going to do that today? When we're done?
- 15:53Speaker 4: I am, Yes, we are done.
- 15:55Speaker 3: If you miss anything on the show, go download the
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- 16:01Speaker 3: and keep listening because there's more chances towing twenty five
- 16:04Speaker 3: hundred dollars today and we will see you bright and
- 16:07Speaker 3: early tomorrow morning.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.