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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener, this
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  Speaker 2: question is advised. The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well
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  Speaker 3: you guys made it to the end of another week.
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  Speaker 3: Today is Friday. Hell yeah, all right, So you have
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  Speaker 3: the goal today you get through the morning into the
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  Speaker 3: weekend as quickly as we can. Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 3: We are the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm wing. There's minutes. Hi,
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  Speaker 3: Gina grat we got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's here,
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  Speaker 3: Fall's here, dumbass Tyler is here. I spy with my
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  Speaker 3: little I Sports. We got Menji and you. Let's get
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  Speaker 3: through this Friday morning together showing it's official. It's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody Friday
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  Speaker 3: check ins on the text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 3: eight seven coming up today, d y Q. Get the
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  Speaker 3: Friday fail stories. We got some of the trending news
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  Speaker 3: headlines for you today Friday. Oak. Yes, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: I said, goal is to get to the little part
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  Speaker 3: of this day, this morning, part of the day, into
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  Speaker 3: the weekend as quickly as we can. Yes, as as
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  Speaker 3: we sit here now. Greg Gory is not back again.
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  Speaker 3: We talked to him again yesterday and he was gonna
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  Speaker 3: play it by ear see how he felt this morning.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, you know, Nony, even though need to
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  Speaker 3: rush in, you know what I mean, like if you
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  Speaker 3: decide to come in, come on and he is going
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  Speaker 3: stir crazy, he's just me or you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys kind of forgetting what he looks like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I see Morgan sitting in his chair and like that.
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  Speaker 4: That seems normal to me.
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  Speaker 3: Now here's the thing. Is Greg really sick it hasn't
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  Speaker 3: been real sick. Or did he go onto the knife
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  Speaker 3: again for some more plastic services.
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  Speaker 6: He's going to come back with a what.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I thought you said he's going to come back
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  Speaker 3: with a snatch.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well you never know.
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  Speaker 3: That would be drastic shut out. Alright anyway, all right,
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  Speaker 3: so a couple stories here for you. This is over
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  Speaker 3: in Armenia they're setting up Ministry of Sex to make
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  Speaker 3: sure that there are no unsatisfied women. Oh yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: an opposition political party, they have proposed creating a Ministry
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  Speaker 3: of Sex to ensure again no unsatisfied women in the country,
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  Speaker 3: sparking accusations of sexism. Ahead of parliamentary parliament. How do
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  Speaker 3: you say that word on the parliamentary elections which come
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  Speaker 3: up later on the summer. Guys, this is what I
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  Speaker 3: was talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I will be leaving to go to Armia.
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  Speaker 3: Professor emeritus. They believe that demographic problems can't be solved
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  Speaker 3: without sex. So as you might imagine the comments, uh, condemnation,
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  Speaker 3: including from a ruling party lawmaker who called it just
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  Speaker 3: pure sexism.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the reason it's being and you might think, what
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  Speaker 5: is this sexism, Well, the people who are putting this
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  Speaker 5: forward say that all of the way that certain middle
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  Speaker 5: aged women vote, it's just because they're angry because they
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  Speaker 5: don't have good sex exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're sexually frustrated. Satisfy these women, they would vote
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  Speaker 3: probably right.
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  Speaker 7: They'll calm down and come to their sentence since it's
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  Speaker 7: obviously now.
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  Speaker 3: The story has always been that vibrators were actually a
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  Speaker 3: medical device, yeah, you know, years and years years ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because you know, to cure hysteria. So like when the
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  Speaker 3: bitches be tripping, they just need their husbands would send
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  Speaker 3: them to the doctor. The doctor would hook them up
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  Speaker 3: to the to the well. It's like that.
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  Speaker 8: It's real, yes, yeah, yeah, it is Yeah. I mean
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  Speaker 8: and before that it was slapping them in the face.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, whatever works.
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  Speaker 6: Is that why it's called a hysterectomy. They're hysterical, get
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  Speaker 6: rid of their inside.
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  Speaker 3: See I've always heard the story. I didn't know if
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  Speaker 3: it was actually true or not. I mean, it makes sense.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't know that it does.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Morgan's works for me. Yeah, so I feel
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  Speaker 3: like losing your mind just you know.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but they should try this because maybe it will
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  Speaker 10: change the votes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, practical gets it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the party will announce their prime minister candidate
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  Speaker 3: coming up here on the twelfth. Let's see another story international.
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  Speaker 3: This is from India. Video from the from the East
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  Speaker 3: Metro station gone viral after a woman's spot of the
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  Speaker 3: vending machine selling undergarments instead of snacks and drinks and
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  Speaker 3: stuff like that. I'm listening, so vending machine selling underwear.
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  Speaker 3: They're in India going viral. So the woman's like laughing
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  Speaker 3: and joking about, like, who suddenly realize that they need
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  Speaker 3: underwear in the middle of their commute there's a vending machine.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, now we know that menace changes is underwear.
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  Speaker 6: Like eight times it's perfect.
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  Speaker 4: You know how many times I bought CVS underwear.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. The video has been viewed nearly a million times,
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  Speaker 3: and official there for the Metro said that these machines
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  Speaker 3: have been set up at several stations in recent months
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  Speaker 3: to offer both food and non food items, including undergarments
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  Speaker 3: and cosmetics.
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  Speaker 6: It's a pretty good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Now, some people found it funny. Other people. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's you know, practical, But some people said, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: maybe add some other things like sanitary products, sewing kits,
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  Speaker 3: hand sanitizer. Now these these are not used underwear, so
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  Speaker 3: it's it's like new underwear.
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  Speaker 9: But great idea.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah or yeah, So the headline gets attention because it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: anti vending machine, but it's not what you think. They're
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  Speaker 3: not the used ones, like the ones like Morgan.
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  Speaker 9: Could have a picture of the girl like on the
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  Speaker 9: vending machines, you.
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  Speaker 6: Just like, oh I like her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, that's business.
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  Speaker 9: Oh terrible right now.
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  Speaker 5: Really, if only you had a company that maybe could
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  Speaker 5: handle this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we.
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  Speaker 10: Got some kind of feedback from a listener saying that's
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  Speaker 10: a terrible company.
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  Speaker 3: All things worn.
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  Speaker 6: It seems like a great idea.
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  Speaker 3: We did, we got it. We got an aster hour's
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  Speaker 3: voicemail about that.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go, Hi, this.
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  Speaker 11: Message is for Morgan. Morgan. I was listening to the
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  Speaker 11: podcast and specifically when SeaBASS was on the AVN Red Carpet. Uh,
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  Speaker 11: he came across all things worn. I've been selling socks
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  Speaker 11: and panties and now you name it, I sell it
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  Speaker 11: and it's it's not a good website. Admin sucks. Let's
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  Speaker 11: just say that they're not very helpful. And it's not
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  Speaker 11: fifteen dollars a month. That's a pile of crap. That
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  Speaker 11: is the lowest tier that you can do if you
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  Speaker 11: want to make money and actually get full access to
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  Speaker 11: everything on the site. It's like sixty dollars a month.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, don't let that fool you.
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  Speaker 11: It's a crappy website. Yes, I suggest doing what Menace
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  Speaker 11: said and make your own website. That's the best way
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  Speaker 11: to do it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Morgan, shout out to her looking out, I wonder
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  Speaker 6: how much she's selling her stuff for.
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  Speaker 4: Morgan doesn't listen to any of my suggestions.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, sure, I'll set up a website to make
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  Speaker 10: mil No sales seems like a waste of money.
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  Speaker 3: Wants to make sure that she is well. Okay, so
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  Speaker 3: in anything, if you take the advice of the very
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  Speaker 3: wise Dave Ramsey. You know, Dave Ramsey said all the
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  Speaker 3: best businesses were created on a card table in a
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  Speaker 3: living room somewhere. Like the people that think they have
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  Speaker 3: to set up like a whole office, I got official
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  Speaker 3: office and have a person answering the phones and do
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  Speaker 3: that whole thing when you haven't sold a damn thing yet.
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  Speaker 3: So what Morgan's doing is actually doing it the right way.
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  Speaker 3: This is Bill Gates in the garage.
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  Speaker 4: She she just said it's not working.
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  Speaker 3: I give up. No, no, no, not really not say
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  Speaker 3: that she's not giving up.
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  Speaker 4: She said that she's just in a drought, which means,
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  Speaker 4: why aren't you doing menaces?
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  Speaker 3: Get with him?
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  Speaker 4: Make a little website for whatever it is five blocks
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  Speaker 4: start because you're making the Uh how.
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  Speaker 6: Much is the website really cost? Because for a month.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're doing you're making it too difficult to purchase.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone's easy.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone has been trained to do like one click to purchase.
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  Speaker 4: You're doing like dming and going back and forth.
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  Speaker 3: It will be a unique thing. You know, most people,
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  Speaker 3: if they're selling their pants and socks and underwear whatever. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: they'll just put it in the mail, whereas you can
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  Speaker 3: do like a like a freshly delivered surface.
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  Speaker 6: Sammy, she delivered herself.
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  Speaker 3: Just show up at the house. Yeah, and then you
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  Speaker 3: know how chicks can do that thing, it's magic. They
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  Speaker 3: without taking their shirt off. They can get their braw
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  Speaker 3: completely off, unhooked and then off and then just pull
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  Speaker 3: it out their sleeve. Yeah, magic trick. So you can
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  Speaker 3: do kind of the same thing, but like with panties
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  Speaker 3: and socks and you just like give it to them fresh.
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  Speaker 3: It's like right from the tap, you know.
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  Speaker 6: But you're gonna have to go with an armed guard
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  Speaker 6: if you do.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to make him kill on comfort slip
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  Speaker 8: your address phone to merch at them while you need.
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  Speaker 4: Exact Tyler goes on.
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  Speaker 3: Four. Text us over to two two nine eight seven
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco Bay Area listeners.
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  Speaker 12: Tomorrow is the day for our listener meet up in
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  Speaker 4: Everybody? It's menace. I will be in San Francisco from
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  Speaker 3: I've had so many tracks I can't even tell you
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  Speaker 3: what trees up hid.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna double now this is.
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  Speaker 3: The show, and well we will have a round of
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  Speaker 3: the d u I Q for you on the show
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  Speaker 3: here on this Friday, Yes, Friday, thank god it's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think ahead of what. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 3: it's an open weekend, you guys. And I'm like hesitating,
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  Speaker 3: like saying it in a way I'm confident about it
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  Speaker 3: because I just want to make sure my wife has
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  Speaker 3: a thing lately with a thing on your on your
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  Speaker 3: phone because it's the shared calendars. Yeah, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and every once in a while she put something in
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  Speaker 3: her phone and I didn't. By the way, I'm guilty
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  Speaker 3: of this too. She'll put something in her phone and
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't show up on mine, and so I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: at my calendar, going, dude, we're good. Yeah, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, no, we have X y Z.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know what I didn't put in the
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  Speaker 4: shared calendar.
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  Speaker 3: I do have a plan. What we're going to. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to dinner with another couple tonight.
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  Speaker 4: That's fine, Okay, okay, dinner.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine. That that I can that I can deal with.
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  Speaker 3: And and it's a friend that's uh. They're they're moving. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he got a new job and uh and by the way,
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  Speaker 3: this is uh, this is one of my inner circle people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a ton of these. Yeah, very very
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  Speaker 3: small group. I have friends, but the inner circle is
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  Speaker 3: super small. And uh, I mean as happy as I
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  Speaker 3: am for him because he got this new job. He's
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  Speaker 3: moving to Naples, Florida, which is like, uh, it's supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be really nice. He's talking about this new house
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  Speaker 3: that you know that they uh, they put an offering
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  Speaker 3: on and it got accepted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's uh, he's moving to uh to Florida.
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  Speaker 3: But it's gonna suck not having him a block away,
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  Speaker 3: which is where he's at right now. But uh, and
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: and he's a great guy. And you know, we're not
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  Speaker 3: a huge fans of the corporate suits and stuff because
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: a lot of time they're they're full of crap. You know, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: that's what comes with the territory. But this this guy
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  Speaker 3: is legit. And anything he's ever said that he was
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  Speaker 3: going to do, he did. He always when he worked
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  Speaker 3: with us, this company, he always had the back of
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  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. And uh, you know, and I didn't
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  Speaker 3: know him prior to this. In fact, I was bummed
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  Speaker 3: that he was coming here when when he got the
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  Speaker 3: job because the guy that was in his position, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because the guy that was in his position was the
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  Speaker 3: person who hired us. And I like that dude a lot.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh man, And now this guy is
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: from New York, he's Italian, he's got his hair slicks back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, who's this good? You know, And I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: oh god. And then he came in and now he's
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  Speaker 3: one of my best friends. But I mean he uh,
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  Speaker 3: he came in and just you know, had our back
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  Speaker 3: when a lot of times, like some of the other
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  Speaker 3: corporate you know, douchers, they yeah, and and uh, he's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be he's gonna be missed. I reached out to
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: the new company he's working for. There's a there's a
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  Speaker 3: great show in UH in Philadelphia that's owned by that's
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  Speaker 3: owned by the company he's gonna go basically run. I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 3: you got yeah, Bubba the LUSB. You guys are so lucky. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you have. You just gained the greatest advocate. So shout
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  Speaker 3: out to UH. To Kevin Lagrett, you got our good friend.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: To keV Dog, Kevin Lagrett, we got some birthdays. Port
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  Speaker 3: of birthday coming up here in a second grade. Now
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  Speaker 3: I'm somewhat depressed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So in the world of entertainment, Harrison Ford is hinting
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  Speaker 3: that he's going to retire from acting once this current
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  Speaker 3: job on Shrinking wraps up, which that's a show I
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: want to spend some more time with.
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  Speaker 6: I ever seen that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw a couple of and I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: It was I just haven't had time to keep up
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  Speaker 4: on it.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's it's not a it's not a priority, but
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  Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's pretty good. Okay, but again,
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  Speaker 3: why is Harrison Ford still working? Great?
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  Speaker 9: Amazing? I love him.
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  Speaker 3: I love him too, but like, at some point, man,
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  Speaker 3: it would be nice just to have every day be Saturday, right. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Dave Coolier has passed along that he is in remission.
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  Speaker 3: He's been dealing with tongue cancer and stage three non
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Hodgkin lymphoma for the last couple of years and uh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but apparently he's he's doing okay right now. And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he was just doing a interview about that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Ted Danson still has work. Netflix has ordered a third
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  Speaker 3: season of Man on the Inside, which I've not seen.
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  Speaker 9: It's so good.
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  Speaker 3: Watch it.
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  Speaker 7: They've had two seasons so far and I love it
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  Speaker 7: so much.
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  Speaker 3: Man on the Inside. I think it's one of the
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  Speaker 3: porno birthday titles too. Yeah, it sounds about right. There's
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  Speaker 3: a movie in the works based on one of the
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: greatest video games of all time, Tech Mobile, going into
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl weekend. You guys, tech Ball, No, if you
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  Speaker 3: don't it was for Sega.
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  Speaker 4: No it ever played on Sega? Was the Hedgehog?
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  Speaker 11: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Dude, Techmobil ruled.
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  Speaker 5: It was on both platforms, by the way. That yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we played it on Nintendo, And.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, tech Moobil was kick ass. It's football football dude,
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  Speaker 3: you could do like one hundred yard bombs from Joe
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  Speaker 3: Montana to Jerry Rice and it would connect every time.
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  Speaker 4: Wo or the boat Jackson was always like just you
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  Speaker 4: pick him, You're gonna win.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You ever see those those videos that people will do
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  Speaker 3: on social media where someone throws the football out of
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  Speaker 3: the stadium, you know, yeah, like those trick shot look
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  Speaker 3: at things that basically in video game for that's what
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  Speaker 3: was happening in tech. You could run seventy yards backwards,
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  Speaker 3: like scrambling out of the way of defenders coming after you,
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  Speaker 3: and then and then throw a hundred yard bomb.
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  Speaker 6: I'd like to play that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was gonna do with a movie. Is gonna be
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  Speaker 5: like Minecraft where real people get sucked in or Jamanji
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  Speaker 5: where they get sucked in the.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And then a Texas Chainsaw Massacre TV series is in
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  Speaker 3: the works. Okay, And then five years after his exit
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  Speaker 3: from the Bachelor, the original host Chris Harrison is back
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  Speaker 3: with a new dating show for people seeking a traditional marriage.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I know somebody in that boat you that's right?
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  Speaker 2: What was my.
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  Speaker 3: But you want a traditional marriage? That was the other question.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want a swinger's marriage. I mean, yeah, well
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: that was a question, uh that people were wondering because
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: there's got to be something up with Sea Beat saying
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: he wants to be married by the end of the year.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Is this, you know, a marriage where you know you
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: can like an open marriage where yeah, we're technically married,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: but it's for other purposes.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: I have never ever on this show or prior been
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: any talking about enjoyed swinging.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Ors like help people get married for him, how people
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: get married for like a green card. There's got to
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: be some other ulterior motive for getting married that gets
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: you access to something that you want but you don't
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: necessarily aren't. So in other words, like the physical part
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: of the region, of the monogamous part of it, that's
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: not important.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: We hear about this with like guys will marry their
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: friends now for you know, so.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Is that what we're talking about? You know, I hadn't
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: thought about that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: But if there is a someone with Japanese citizenship who is.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: So yeah, this this new dating show with Chris Harrison
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: seeking people who are looking for a traditional marriage. Now
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: what that means nobody's really sure. But they had this
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Instagram post and He says that they're looking for quote
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: singles who believe in clear roles. Yeah, long term commitment
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: and building a life together and who are dating with
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: real intention.
• 17:13
  Speaker 12: Ok.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Check check, chuck, ch check chick check. So is that
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: clear roles meaning like traditional like the woman's cooking and
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: cleaning and you know, having the pipe ready and his slippers.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, at the very least monogamy.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Going there, make some bacon the names.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I get in there, all right, planning right now.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: He also says the show will be on a prominent
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: streaming service, which you know does that name?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I was wander because I remember there was some kind
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: of controversy with him, so I went and did a
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: little internet search. But he was pushed out of the
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Bachelor in twenty twenty one. You remember these days, he
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: defended a contestant who was getting backlash for attending one
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: of those Antebellum style college parties. Remember when they were
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: coming down on anybody who had ever attended any kind
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: of Antebellum.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: He didn't defend that, and he wasn't like, yeah, slavery
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: was awesome.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: He was right, yeah, exactly, let's not slam.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: Said, let's give her some grace. She was young, but
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: the fact that he had said the smallest thing that
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: wasn't fully.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: So got him thrown off the Bachelor, I know.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: And Sammy so silent because she probably has the whole
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: catalog of photos.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: You do look like the kind of chickagoo like coming
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: out or whatever. Why so quiet? All right, man, it's
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: what you got.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: I know there's been national news of a missing person
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: involving somebody from the Today Show.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: But what about Guthrie?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, forget her name?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: No, no, what.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: About the hip hop world? I don't know if this
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: has been popping up in your radar, but Little John's
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: son has actually been missing for quite a few days.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah little john Son? What Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he's been
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: missing for about four days now. And he goes by
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: young DJ Slade and they do have footage of him
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: leaving the house with the shoes on. They think that
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: he might be like kind of on maybe something.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: But he did you call the cops? Okay?
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like maybe he's in a drug done somewhere and
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: they just can't find him.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Oh he's an adult, he's twenty eight.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's missing son.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I didn't know if you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a toddler, any age.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you could be a missing person. I mean
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: there looks to Guthrie's mom, she's missing.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: He's eighty four.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think everything's gonna be okay.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's okay.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, at least they have footage of him leaves
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: on his own they do. Oh okay, So yeah, what
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: why you keep on saying no boy, he's saying that
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: We flashbacks of two thousand and four at bars after
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: eleven o'clock.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Sea Beasts used to live in Atlanta.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I guess I love all the Little John stuff.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun today, Sea Bess. Yeah yeah, come on,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: just because you were on the ground, ground floor.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Josh, I thought that Chappelle every douchebag frat boys screaming
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: that stuff.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: But just similarly do like with any other kind of
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: quotable movie or they just become Yeah, it just becomes
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: one of those things. You know, dude, it's uh, it's
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: hell of fun. I think he'd be great for like
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: a Woody show party chase. He does these DJ sets
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. And it actually we overheard it once.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: We weren't there, but it was like one of those
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: outdoor clubs in Vegas. And then Menace and I were
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: in the Lazy River at the MGM.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and was on the other side of the wall.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can hear the whole thing and it
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: actually it sounded like a lot of fun. We're dude,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: we got to get him for a Woody show party.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: I saw him.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: I told you guys that when I saw him perform
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: at the Gronk party, he was a hit.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, Gina grad what you got.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Well, there's going to be a new cast of SNL,
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: but this time it's going to be in the UK. Oh,
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: and they've officially announced SNL UK and includes eleven people
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: you've probably never heard of. And these comedians will be
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: the ones kicking off the show every week and the
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: line of course will be live from London. It's Saturday
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: night and it's going to premiere on March twenty first
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: on Sky, the Sky Network, and it's going to have
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: the same staples, the weekly guest host, the musical performance,
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: a UK weekend update, opening monologue, the whole vibe.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: But it's yeah, you can't understand.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Exactly what they say, dude, I went to a comedy
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: show in Scotland and yeah, every reference I was like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: I assume that's funny.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: I what about.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I love The Office right, like the Steve Carrell American
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: version of the Office, and I love the premise of it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I love Ricky Gervais, as you know, right, and so
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: everybody when The Office was on here, uh you know
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: in this country, Oh dude, I prefer yeah, the original
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: British all right, because again I love Ricky Gervais. I
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: love the premise of The Office. I watch on I
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: couldn't even keep up with I would say, I can't
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: follow you, so slang the wait what I know.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: I'm the exactly the same way. I've never found I've
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: never really found British humor to be funny. Canadians funny
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: all day, oh my god, every day. Yeah, with s E.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: T V and all that stuff.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: But Jimmy Carr is funny, Ricky is funny.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I'm happy that you brought up SNL because I want
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: to ask best, because you're a sn L on the sewer.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Do you think they went too hard with changing up
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: the cast the season because I don't feel invested in
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: the castle.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Well, that's always going to be the case for the
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: first quite rightly. Whatever the gradual people.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I hear what you're saying, menace, but I will, I
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: will pardon all of that because they got rid of Bowen.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Un funny.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they wanted to keep him.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Love Bowen.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: He is.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I think I think he might be gay and that
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: is and that might be his.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: He's hilarious now he's gone. Thank no, I love him.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Let's see what's going on to birthday? Birthday this.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Ship.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Baby don't.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And you know you don't.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: And happy birthday to Axel Rose from Guns n' Roses,
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: who is sixty four years old. Game, Charlie Heaton, Jonathan
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Byers on Stranger Things, he's thirty two. Rick Astley, there'd
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: be no Rick Rolling without Rick Astley, he's sixty years old.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Tom Brokaw former NBC nightly news anchor, but on this
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: show he's always going to be known as the Boo
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Boo Calk boot Hockey guy bo bo bo Calkey. He's
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: eighty six. Kathy Jimmy Oh, I like Wendy Keegan on VAT.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: And and the mom on Kick of the Hill.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Do you want to take a guest on how old
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: she is?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Everybody?
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Maybe sixty nine, nine, six.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: And a half.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: She is sixty nine. Man, you guys, you're so good
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: at this game. Kathy and Jimmy, didn't you give us
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: a cam?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right. She called Sarah Jessica Parkerson.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Chris Humphries, the former NBA player drafted by the Jazz
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: in two thousand and four, retired in twenty nineteen. Did
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: a brief stin with the seventy six ers, but really
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: most famous for being married to Kim Kardashian for a
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: little bit before Kanye came through. Chris Humphrey is forty
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: one years old today, and today's porn of birthday is
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Daisy Marie and today's birthday girl. She used to have
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: a tattoo above her pubes that said caution slippery when wet.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck Sadly though she got removed. Ah wait, twenty
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: years ago. She got to removed a bummer. But she's
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: put her holes to work in an impressive six hundred
• 24:36
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• 24:41
  Speaker 3: She was in Down with the Brown Volume one Nice
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  Speaker 3: also Oriental Sex Academy Volume four she was in Big
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: trouble in Little Vagina. I like that, also most likely
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• 24:54
  Speaker 3: unforgetta role? And gotta bang that taco tushy? Yeah, one
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: months random and I don't know why she is forty
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: two years old today. And Daisy Marie is your porno birthday?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Those are your celebrity birthdays. And that as a little
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: look what's happening around the world of entertainment here on
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: a Friday on The Woody Show. Hi, welcome back everybody.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: It is Friday, it is The Woody Show. It's a
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: February sixth. It's National chop Sticks Day.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, I fancy.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like the utensil version or
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: the piano version. I keep it. I keep saying whatever
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: I want to say.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Virgin version.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: My mouth just keeps saying virgin over the rest few days.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're obsessed with Tim Virgin, our friend.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: It's a National ware Red Day. It's give Kids a
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Smile Day, working, naked day working. It's frozen frozen Yogurt dance.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: It's also International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital
• 26:00
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• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, terrific, all right?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: People?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we we had mentioned in the celebrity birthdays
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Catheine and Jimmy and it's a birthday and sixty nine
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: years old today by the way. And then Sea Bass
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: remember oh didn't we get when we played our round
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: of cameo and the cheap Oh.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because she was in hocus Pocus with menaces on
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: again off against Sarah Jessica Parker.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeahs too. Some days he's you know, not saying anything.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: In other days he's just downright me and making jokes
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: about how she looks like a horse.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I would never do that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, here's the here's the cameo that we got
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: from cats are you guys?
• 26:39
  Speaker 13: It's me Kathy. Thanks for the request. I want to
• 26:41
  Speaker 13: fill this, fulfill this for you. You sound really fun
• 26:44
  Speaker 13: and funny, but I do have one request. Can you
• 26:48
  Speaker 13: change the description of the person who you say I should?
• 26:55
  Speaker 13: I want to give a sugar cube too.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I said that, by the way, God, that's what I
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: always put like.
• 27:04
  Speaker 13: Figure that out. You can send me just another option
• 27:06
  Speaker 13: for that one, and I'm happy to do it. You
• 27:08
  Speaker 13: guys are hilarious.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she knows it's hilarious.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: That's how she put it into Yeah, she wants to
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: do your joke.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Oh that's weird. I don't remember texting that, writing that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird. I don't remember a lot of things.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe from all this time that you hit your head,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: remember you kept maybe you got sharing those stories.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: By Sarah Jessica Parker.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, terrible. You know Medas's famous phrase, you
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: never put the cart before the Sarah Jessica Parker, Oh,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I have heard that menace. By the way, I did
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: have something else from the Ortal Entertainment to bring up
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: to you. Uh, there could be a sequel to the
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: F one movie on the way.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they've been kind of throwing this out there, but
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was just internet chatter saying
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: that it would be Tom Cruise versus Brad Pitt.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Speaking of an Apple TV pressed told fans to stay
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: tuned for more news in the future because the movie
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: made a lot of money six hundred and thirty one
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: million dollars worldwide, so that makes it the highest grossing
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: sports film ever. Yeah earned four Oscar nominations, including Best
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Picture and the Formula one CEO is the one who
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: is you know being asked about this Stefano demo?
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, he.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Said, any follow up we need to match the quality
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: of the original. He noted that discussions are happening, fans
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: don't expect anything too soon. Apple and Formula one are
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: also launching a new partnership, with Apple TV becoming the
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: exclusive US broadcaster for F one races this year.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to see how that's laid out, because
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: that have like this crazy like multi view cam thing
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: where you could watch like basically let's say the cockpit
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: of the car as its race.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Say, now, can you do that with the Apple Vision whatever,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: the Vision, the Goggle things.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know, because that'd be cool, yeah, or
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: it might make you sick. But yeah, there's some people
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: that just have these like insane setups in their man
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: caves where they'll have like every single car has its
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: own screen and then you have the main screen. It's
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: it's wild.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: The other thing I just got to reminded off the
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: text here. The other thing that Menace always likes to
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: say is that you could lead Sarah Jessica Parker to water,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: but you can't make her drink.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: That's too far.
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: I've heard you say that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, I really must have hit my head hard
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: because I don't remember.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Multiple times, multiple times.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: He was playing Sarah Jisica Parker's Shoes. OK, what I'll
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: I love that game.
• 29:39
  Speaker 9: I can't think about it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: More Woody Shows next, hanging on.
• 29:42
  Speaker 14: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Drink.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: We we'll be right there, and we are into another
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: new hour insensitivity training, trade, politically correct world. I'm Woody.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: There's menace, Hi, Gina Grant, so you Sammy Morgan, Morgan
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: and the triumph in return He's made it, Greg Gory. Wow,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: a whole week worth of vacation. Vacation wasuriating. Yeah, so
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: what was it like the flu? It was the hardcore flu?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Then did you end up going and getting like a
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: flu test or something?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Course not. I didn't leave. I don't. I think I've
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: taken more steps from the garage to this chair today
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: than I did all week. I was laid out.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound good.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: He was in traction, feeling pretty good. You want to
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: hear something weird though, when you when you called me
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: the other morning to weigh in on a topic, and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I was doing the thing on the phone, which I
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: had never done on this show. I was so nervous.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: It was weird.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, I was. I was talking to us you
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: made you nervous, but doing it on the phone, you
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: don't know what. It was so weird. And I was
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: just soaking wet.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: With what you do?
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Look really skinny?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Do I know? I don't think so?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: You look mega skinny right now?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll babe, that's so nice.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Well, Greg Gory is back to happy to have you,
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: happy to be here. We got the phones open eight
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four. Wood hit us up with the
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: text over to two two nine eight seven, and we
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: have a game. We've done this before. Morgan's finished the
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: lyric game.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: All right, do you remember this? Suck at this?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, remind uh, remind us of how this works.
• 31:28
  Speaker 10: So it's just a question and I'll ask, like, what
• 31:30
  Speaker 10: did you know Gwen Stefani say in this song? And
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: you have to guess the lyric? Okay, one of our part,
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: and then we'll play this song last time though it
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: was like a hip hop version that was kind of
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: as I accidentally like just bought the hip hop game.
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: So this one's just mix of all different types of songs.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, so I forget does does everybody
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: play it once?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Or do you?
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: I don't know, what do we do?
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Select somebody?
• 31:54
  Speaker 14: Ring?
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Well I think uh, I think maybe you just you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: sign we should probably talk this stuff before we go. Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I'm rousing that right now, like that that would be
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: like super helpful forgot.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: The show, you know, just that's just that's just let's
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: figure out on the air. Yeah, way do you play
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: the song first a little bit?
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: No, then you would know the lyrics.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to play afterward.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: So why don't you pick someone and be like one.
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: Started to show them how it's done?
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, how long has it been since the Hotel
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: California had the Eagle's favorite type of wine?
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: Oh, this would be an easy one.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: Nineteen nineteen fifty nine, really really close. Nineteen sixty nine.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, okay, sorry, it's really.
• 32:43
  Speaker 15: That since nineteen sixty first.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Of all sixty that's obvious questions.
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: I'm going to start with that one.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, damn, all right, uh, let's go with a menace.
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is a good one for two minutes. All right,
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: what if she got tea pain doing in the song
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: I'm sprung.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I'm sprung. She got me, uh, spending money.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: She got me spending money, all right, she got she
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: got me doing the dishes, which, by the way, my
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: least favorite chore dishes. Yeah, okay, I tell you why, guys,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: that right there, that right there alone is a reason
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: to have children.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: You don't think it's like relaxing at all. No, well,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: I didn't have a dishwasher for eight years.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Age.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: Did your kids start doing dishes?
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always been the rule that you get up,
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: you at least bring it. When they were really little,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: you at least bring the plate to the sink, like
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: put on the counter and buy the sink. Then as
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: they got old enough to be able to look down
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: into the sink, then it was rint your plate, put
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: it into the dishwasher, things like that. Then as it
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: got a little bit older, we taught them the proper
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: way to clean dishes, because you know, kids, they'll be
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: chunks of food on stuff, they'll be putting it back
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: in the cabin. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Like you gotta show them the proper way. But but
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: it's worth it, Like that kind of time investment, like
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: when companies have to onboard somebody and train them. The
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: onboarding and the training for dishes to me totally worth it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: I would have a kid just to do laundry.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: See laundry. I'll do laundry all day.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I'd rather clothing.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I don't care fold it, put it away, change it
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: from the washing some kids, I'm thinking, I'll be honest,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that song.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: I don't remember anything you're.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Gonna go with.
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: Next, let's go to Greg on this, Greg Gory, Hey, Greg,
• 34:51
  Speaker 10: what was Creed's just one wish in the song Arms
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: Wide Open?
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Mom's what that his son gets a hot chick?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I know the song that his son gets a hot chick.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: And one wish that he's a good dad.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Any other guesses in the.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Room, No, that he finds a magic penny, That.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: He finds a magic penny, menace doms open to the
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: or whatever the whole budget.
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: Later tonight from Jersey.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I think he wants his son to have everything everything,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And I could even come up with open say is
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: that you get Yeah, I'm demanded that if I just
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: had one wish, but only one to man, I need
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: a shove hand whose.
• 36:07
  Speaker 16: It's not like.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: So he is talking about a.
• 36:13
  Speaker 17: So sounds like more than just one way.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like five wishes.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, you didn't guess.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Let's go with Sammy on the next one.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: Sammy in the song Benny and the Jet.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's that's old time.
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: She like, what does Elton John say she's got.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: She's got electric boots and mohair suit and she read
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: it in a magazine.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: You got wow that.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I'm impressed.
• 36:54
  Speaker 18: That was good.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Alright, Let's see if anybody can buzz in on the
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: next one.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: Okay, where did Ricky Martin wake up in New York?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Where did he wake up in New York?
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: And the song is live in Levita Loca?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: All right, So in the song live in Levita Loca,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: where did Ricky Martin wake up?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Isn't it just New York City?
• 37:29
  Speaker 10: New York City, black cats and voodoo jols?
• 37:34
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: You didn't wake up? Didn't wake up in one next
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: to some grinder, yeah man that he met at the club.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Then uh, in a tricks apartment close.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Up downtown, in a in a voodoo bar lounge, New
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: York Funky.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever realized that was a lyric.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: That's funny. This song was played so much and it's
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: heyday that I'm still sick of it. I could see
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: you like like it's it's it's a catchy song. It's
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: a good song, just how you get burned out. I'm
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: still sick of it. And that was what Yeah, never
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: hear it anymore though, Yeah, all right, this is uh,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: we can do, we can do, we can do two more.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: All right, let's do let's do two more. This is
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: the finished the game. Finished the lyric game.
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: And the next one is what did Shaggy forget he
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: did in the song?
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: It wasn't me gave her key?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Well, damn, that's never that's another lyric I never picked
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: up on.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Let me kill it?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: What's about cheating?
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: No figures? Yeah?
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, this is your star spangled banner.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: She knows tracked in the closet.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: No, oh my god, all right.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Uh, let's see. Uh you know what, Sammy, you're so
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: good at this one and find for this last one.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Give give us, give us something really difficult. Sammy, you're
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: so far the best of this game, because like no hesitation.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: The song that I know, all right, here we.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Go finish the lyrics.
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: You should know the song. According to Jay Z and
• 40:06
  Speaker 10: Kanye West, who is in Paris?
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: No?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: Who's in Paris?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Do you?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Why do you know?
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Venice? No?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, answers, I know the answer. I know the answer.
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: You know who's in Paris?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Were going to escape to one song?
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: Only well, don it's the name of the song, don't.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Who would be in Paris?
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: In Paris?
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Inside the song? By Jay Z and Kanye West. Who
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: is in Paris?
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: I don't, Oh no, I don't gold diggers, gold digger, I.
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: Know, you know, you know I do?
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Hose, I don't know, hose Hose answers. Let's go to uh,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: let's see here. Let's let's go to Vaughan. Vaughan. Can
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: you hear us? Yeah? O, there is all right, Vaughan. Uh,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: this is Morgan's Finish the lyric game, Finish the lyric
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: and give give the clue again.
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: According to Jay Z and Kanye West, who is in Paris?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: That would be neighbors, neighbors, neighbors. Yes, that's not that's
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: not the right answer. That's not that's not the right answer.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: It is nona find me first. You gotta find me
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: what's like me? Can you please remind me? Also, Grace,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: you don't know as you go? What other end works?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Could they be bleeping out here? Only ever heard like
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Age six Bronk you know you know that song?
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: Ironically, they never actually say that in the song. I
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: tried to get that part of the clip, but yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: They never did.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: They never did.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, some guys in Paris on the text different. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: we have a lot of guesses on the text. But yeah,
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: young I told you to pick a tough on it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: You got us on that one. Hey, nice job.
• 42:24
  Speaker 15: There you go.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Show and the trending news headlines Gina, grab what you get.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: Well, it's now day six in the search for Nancy
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Guthrie and there's still no sign of her. Police say
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: that they think Nancy's still out there, and they also
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: say that the random note they received did not include
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: the proof of life or a way for the family
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: to get in touch with whoever sent it, like they
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: asked for. They also said there was a deadline in
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: one of the notes for five pm yesterday, but that
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: obviously passed. They heard nothing. They're still treating it as
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: a serious ransom note, but cops did say that it's
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: possible that the note has nothing to do with Nancy.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Didn't they arrest somebody for a fake one?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Exactly, and menace I believe you called them one.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I'm like, the bitcoin thing just seems like a scam. Again,
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: I'm going back to you. This is just random meth
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: heads who had this bright idea that they're getting kidnapped
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: some old lady that's daughter's a millionaire. And but now
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: that is dragged out so long. I'm like, oh, maybe
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: it's not meth head.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: But it wouldn't it?
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: But these days, wouldn't it be Bitcoin? Isn't I mean,
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: I know there's a blockchain, but don't isn't that more untraceable?
• 43:31
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 43:32
  Speaker 10: No?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: You could always like go back, you know.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: I love you know, I love the comments section of
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: any story. One of the first comments that came up
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: on one of the videos talking about the case, it said,
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: real news please the hobo son in law and the
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: fat sister? Did it move on all?
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm leading a little bit more because I'm like,
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: if it was medead, they would have been connor.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think well, because they talk about how if
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: you're gonna get murdered it's most likely going to be
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: by somebody that you know, right, yea close. Yeah, it's
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: not gonna be by random stranger something like that. It's
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: gonna be by somebody that you already know and you
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: know not to be a conspiracy theorist. But when you know,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: you think the hobo son in law and the fat sister. Yeah,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I watched the video again of Savannah Guthrie reading the statement,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: huh you know, and the sister just seems to be
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know that. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: rid into it based you know, when they say it suggestion, right,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: they say, oh, well you're gonna hear them say this
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: green needle, then you're gonna hear whatever the other one is.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: So when you're told you're gonna hear something, then you
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: hear something.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't know, and who knows how people are
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: going to react, but it's sad man well. Police are
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: also saying that the night of the kidnapping, her doorbell
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: camera was cut, her pacemaker was disconnected from her phone,
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: and this all happened in a span of forty five minutes,
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: and FBI has now officially joined the investigation. They're offering
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: fifty grand and for info leading to either Nancy or
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: the arrest of somebody involved. And the annual NFL Honors
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: show was last night and all the big awards have
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: been handed out. Seahawks wide receiver Jackson Smith Jigba won
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Offensive Player of the Year. I think we have some
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: audio of that one.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the so Drewski butchered jsn's name.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Really yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I kind of like how Genages said the winner decided
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: not to pull up tonight, so I guess on his behalf. Uh,
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Jackson Smith, Jigba, Nigga, nig JSN, j s N. You know,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: let's just let's just keep it short. JSN.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: You don't know how many YouTube videos I had to
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: watch because it's it's in jigma Jigma. Yeah, but it's
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: a people.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I think people lean more like Jigma yeah, JIGMAE. At
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: least when you're watching the games, coach, the announcers and stuff.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: JSN.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: It's better.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: Well, Brown's ed rusher Miles Garrett I got that one
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: one Defensive Player of the Year. Panthers wide receiver Ted
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: McMillan won Offensive Rookie of the Year. Brown's linebacker Carson
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: swesssinger right right one Defensive Rookie of the Year and
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: Patriots coach Sammy Yes, Mike Rabel, Yeah, he won Coach
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: of the Year. There were also five new members elected
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: to the NFL Hall of Fame, and those were Saints
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: QB Drew Brees, Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald, Panthers linebacker
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Luke Keigley, Patriots kicker Adam VANETTERI yeah, I should have asked, Sanny,
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: and forty nine ers aren't Roger Craig. And finally MVP
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: went to RAMSQB Matt Stafford in a tight race after
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: he edged out Patriots QB Drake May by just one
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: first place vote and Chargers QB Justin Herbert received one
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: first place vote that was the one that May needed
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: to tie Stafford for first place. Stafford accepted the award
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: and finished his speech by announcing that he will be
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: back as RAMS QB for next year. And with all
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: that out of the way, now that just leaves the
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: Super Bowl between the Patriots and the Seahawks. That's going
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: down Sunday on NBC kickoff at six thirty Eastern And
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: are Tyler and I am making this official?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: H You guys gotta make your picks because it's It
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: started with the wild card round and they were tied.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Then it went to the divisional round, tied. Then it
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: went to the championship weekend AFC, NFC Championship Weekend tied.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Because it takes a geniez to do this.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mister knowa all sports dumbass tyler and no nothing
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: that you can hear, Vanieri nothing, vanettaie. Uh So we
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: got to get the We gotta get the pick for
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: the game on Sunday, and we're gonna go with you first,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Gina grad.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm telling you that pop of green has not
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: led me down.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I'm going Seahawks, all right, Seahawks.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I also have to go Seattle in this. Oh come
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Now, we gotta get down to points. So let's go
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: total points forty three, forty three points. Genius is forty
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: three points?
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Is that a normal?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: That's good?
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's like from twenty to twenty.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Three, and this Madden did that simulation and it was
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: twenty three to twenty. So there's your forty three points.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: There you go, And that's what the Madden simulation says.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Oh I thought they like the points were the winner
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: no total points, total.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Points of the game.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: All right, I will go forty seven.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Forty seven points, all right. They both picked the same team.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, it's going to be a crushing calling
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: it Colin Seahawks crushing. Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: That's the case.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I'm really pulling for Gena this entire time because I
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: think it's really funny. It's like, it's like when wine
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: drinkers get busted, the wine snobs get busted by talking
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: all this big game about whatever this wine is. They
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: think it's amazing and really expensive. Huh, and it turns
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: out to be the two buck chuck.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I found that at dinner parties where I bring
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: some crappy wine. Yeah, just tell a story about it,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: and they say, yeah, this was fantastic, is amazing, Say.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Forty seven, yeah yeah. So what if what if it
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: ends up being forty five?
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, it will be hilarious.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: In the spirit of that, I'll say forty six.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'll go down.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: I mean it would be no, let's just be tied
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: for the rest of our lives.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: You can keep, you can keep forty seven, Okay, I
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: hope it's forty five. Man, let's see. Uh hmm, yeah,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: well what's the spread on the game? Uh like, as
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: of right now, four and a half, four and a half. Okay,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: so four and a half the Seahawks favored, right, correct? Okay,
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: so let's go with the spread. So we did a
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: pick them, we did total points, and we can also
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: do the spread.
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: So just so we're clear, and again, my father was
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: a sports announcer for like fifty five years. The spread
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: means the difference in the point correct.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, So like you can you can think like the Patriots,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: or even though the Seahawks are favored by four and
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: a half points, you could pick the Patriots if you
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: think they're only gonna win by two likes. In other words,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: the Seahawks won't be able to cover the spread. They
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: have to win by at least four and a half
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: points for your pick of the Seahawks to be a winner.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, how that works?
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I say six points.
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: No, No, the spread has already decided.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: If the Seahawks are favored by four and a half,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: you would say no Seahawks or Patriots.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, Seahawks.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: You think the Seahawks will win by What you're saying
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: is you think the Seahawks will win by at least
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: four and a half points.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Final answer, this is the point I'm gonna win and
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: this isn't sad.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I will say New England finishes within four and a
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: half so.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, So there finally, okay, so you know what, let's
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: let's since that's that's that's the more common way to
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: do it. But we should do them all just for
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: six against the spread. Right, So they both think the
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Seahawks win, but you don't think that the Seahawks will
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: cover the spread. So Tyler is going with the Patriots
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: based on the spread.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: Somebody's gonna have to think the Seahawks.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Will win, okay, but he doesn't think they're gonna win
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: by four and a half points.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: It's okay.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: You think I'm just trying to get her to get
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: that's all I know.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: It makes it very difficult because I don't know.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: It's becoming a lost call.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: I get it, I get it, all right, gonna win
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: by four and app points?
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: All right, yeah, getting yeah, you got it?
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay. President Trump is unveiled as new Trump RX website,
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: and the site as of now has forty drugs listed
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: on it. They're all at lower cost than previously listed
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: prices for patients who are paying out of pocket, and
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: he said the launch at the site is part of
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: the most transformative health care initiatives, so the drugs and
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: their prices would be available asap.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Even people if you hate Trump, like you got to
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: be psyched that you can get you know, we'll go
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: or whatever for one and ninety nine bucks.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: The whole point is that it's going to be as
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: low as it can possibly be anywhere in the world.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: That would be the lowest.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like it's like the what's the mark
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: cuban onelus. Yeah, Like, well, you can get them at
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: participating pharmacies by using this code on the card that
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: are from the Trump our ex website or the manufacturer's website.
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: It's only a small roll out right now, but the
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: website says that more drugs are coming soon, and experts
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: say it's nice to see all the coupons listed in
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: one place for the first time, and fertility drugs are
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: on there, which is a huge deal.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Here, my buddy lives in Toronto and he gets the
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: zet bound for damn near nothing. I forget what. I'm like, Wow,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: it was essentially free you know, so one hundred and
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: ninety nine bucks is still expensive. It's still a lot
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: of money, but it's not The point is it's not thousand.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: It's not the thousand dollars that people were paying before then.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: I mean for the zet bound that I take because
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I have our insurance here at the radio station doesn't
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: cover any of that stuff. But I did get a
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: car to whatever a discount card through the manufacturer that
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: you can sign up on their website, and so I
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: pay five hundred bucks so.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: To pay you know not.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I don't know what that's gonna end
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: up being if that's also one hundred and ninety and
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I know the.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: Starting at so it depends on the Oh yeah, so
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: it goes up with as the dosage goes up.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: So I do like the breakdowns because it opens people's eyes.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: I know, you always hear about like drugs being cheaper
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: everywhere else.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: And yeah, just go to the Cancun airport.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: If you go to this website though, it shows the
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: comparison side by side, like how much it costs in
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: America versus other places, and yeah, it's it's insane, Yeah, huge.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: The Washington Post has laid off a third of their staff,
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: including their entire sports and books division. Amazon founder Jeff
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: Bezos he's the owner of the post, and while he
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: hasn't said anything about the layoffs, something it has to
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: do with his, I guess, complex relationship with Trump.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: It probably has everything to do with the fact that
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: who the hell's reading the newspapers and the divisions. Yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: many of the employees, I mean, maybe maybe, but like
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: the obviously seems to be newspapers.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, many of the employees into Twitter to announce they've
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: been laid off. This is really sad. One of the
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: reporters said that she found out she was laid off
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: while in the middle of a war zone in Ukraine
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: covering the war. So that's a bum out.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: This is the goods you get to come because you
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: got to look at things of the glass half full
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: pace totally. That's what I've been saying for decades. That's
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: how I know maintain my cheery disposition. Yet the silver
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: lining in the glass half is done here, That's what
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I've been saying.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: She can sleep in the morrow totally.
• 54:31
  Speaker 11: Well.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: Hopefully the people booking the travel weren't laid off though.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Good well, just in time for Valentine's Day, Dave and
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: Busters is giving you the chance to get your partners
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: something you probably couldn't afford on your own. They announced
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: that at five secret locations they've hidden a fifteen thousand
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: dollars three carrot diamond engagement ring inside the Human Crane machine,
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: so that you know, you're like the claw the mall. Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: they're awesome. So the actual ring won't be inside because
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: they're not in sane.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. They strap people in with like a harness and
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: they hover them above the yeah the stuff. Yeah, yeah, rule.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: So it'll be a little placeholder, like a little coupon
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: that you can redeem for the ring. But if you
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: want to take a chance to get that ring, the
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: ticket for the Human Crane game will run you twenty bucks.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: Not bad for a fifteen thousand dollars ring. And that's
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: what's going on WITHDDI.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you very much, Gina grad Now to
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: the Witty Show. They say people who watch sports on TV,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: you know, or on the internet to watch the sports,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: those people are less depressed than people who don't. Oh
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: and those who watch sports report higher levels of life
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: fulfillment than people who don't. Regardless of whether they watch
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: sports in person, on TV or online.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: O kaind of get that that makes sense.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get depressed, but not stressed. Sports are probably
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: more stressed.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: It's something it's always a big eye roll for me
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: what I get and not everybody's in to sports or
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: follows teams or whatever. It's it's the people like vegans
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: who have to make it a point that you know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: you know the.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Sports.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I don't sports words. I love sports ball yeah right, yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: like teams. It's it's it's just such a dorky thing
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: to say. It's so corny. It really is corny. It's
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: a good Yeah it's corny. Yeah, like I'll just got
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: into it all right, cool, right, they had they make
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: a point to make sure. It's like guys who over compensate,
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: to make sure that you know, everybody knows how straight
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: they are.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Sure, like we get actually straight.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: In a way.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make you cool to make those statements. No
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: one thinks like all that that's a cool guy.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like the person who says I don't watch TV,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: yeah you do, you just watch Most people watch the
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: super Bowl. But for people who don't, what are they doing?
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: People are ask a question, are you watching? And when
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: the people said no, all right, well what are you
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: doing instead? Get a dinner reservation at one of the
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: hardest spots to get a dinner reservation at. A lot
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: of stuff is about like going places that are normally crowded.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: So Trader Joe's because it's the only time it's not packed.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Go to Costco, Go to the gym, Jim, I hope
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: that no one else there. Go skiing because the slopes
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: are pretty empty. Have our Valentine's Day date a night
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day night a week early. Okay, host a board
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: game night with friends that's filled with people that event
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: right there is filled with people that will say sports happily,
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: tell you sports sports ball. The dumbest one this loser said,
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: smoke a super.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Bowl, let's go.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Spread, set up a super Bowl. This one was different.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: It said, my family does the Super Bowl food spread,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: but instead of watching the game, we watch a movie instead.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, I went to a very very packed amusement park
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: when you're on the Super Bowl, and that was awesome
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: because nobody was there. That was my big brainy idea.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like moms and daughters, yeah, and sons exactly,
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: although the Super Bowl is a little bit different because
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: that's again, it's just such a it's just such an event.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: It's it's not even about the football as much as
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: it's about just being It's it's it's an unofficial holiday.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we even shared, like what we're even doing that day.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna be at home. I'm not going anywhere.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not having anybody over. Yeah, because it's like it's
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: it's a it's an opportunity for a low key because
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: there's so much other stuff going on the rest of
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: the weeks. I feel for the rest of the year
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: that when there's nowhere that I need to be or
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: have to be, I'm going to take advantage of the
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: fact that I can just be in my house, nice
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: and quiet, watch the game. Hold on with both hands exactly, exactly,
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: take it when you can get it, you know. Eight
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: seven seven forty four, Woody text us over to two
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: two nine eight seven more wood He shows next.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: I got to cry, I.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: Guess myself for allow to happen to all.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Still what you show over you right back.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Still show.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: I will the bank accounts for the players in the
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl each year. You know, it's they get extra right, well,
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: extra something something. I mean, you're you're happy, you know,
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: if you get an extra cash, obviously you want to win.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Each player on the winning team gets a bonus of
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: one hundred and seventy eight thousand dollars.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: So one day.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: At work for one hundred and seventy eight thousand. That's
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: for the extra week of work, right, I guess sure
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: if you it's not just it's.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Not just this that it's for the whole week. And then.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: The runner up, the every player on the runner up
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: one hundred and three thousand dollars.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: For the first time American Olympic athletes, they're going to
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: get a two hundred thousand dollars bonus for participating in
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: the games. Every athlete gets this amount no matter how
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: they do, and they receive two hundred thousand dollars in
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: each Olympics they compete in. Moving forward. Cool, However, this
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: is the thing. They're not receiving a two hundred thousand
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: dollars check. The first one hundred thousand dollars will be
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: granted them either twenty years after their first qualifying Olympic
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: appearance or when they turn forty five years old, whichever
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: one comes first.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: Take a retirement. Yeah, they don't forget.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: It's better than nothing.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a lot of Olympians struggle later in life not
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: getting those wheedies ads.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: The other one hundred thousand dollars will be granted as
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: a guaranteed benefit for their families after they die.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: Look, Morgan, not being a long term She's like, no,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: I want the money now.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah that second part, and.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 9: Your family gets it once you die, so you can't
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: see them enjoy it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: And did they win a gold medal?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Right? I want to see them enjoy it. I want
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: to enjoy it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: I want both, but like to wait.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: No, I think it should be one hundred now and
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: one hundred when you're forty five or whatever you say, or.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 9: Just handle your money right, yeah, give it me.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Well, they have the option.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: They talk about that. They being uh, you know, financial
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: planners and you know people who talk about, oh well
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: let's get your you know, lawyers who get your estates
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: set up. When you're talking about trusts and wills and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: things like that, they say it's always better to give
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: it the warm hand.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't wait until you're.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Dead to turn you know whatever over to your kids
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: and you because and here's here's the argument. Now, whether
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: you care about this or not, I could be different,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: or whether you know you think this could go sideways
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: or not. The idea is that you give it to
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: your kids as they start to get into adulthood, so
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: as they're starting their adult life, instead of waiting until
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: you die. And God knows how old your kids will
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: be at that point. Right, So if the average person
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: step up and say seventy five, right, uh, you know,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: they had seventy five, So your kids are, you know,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: fifty five, right, let's just say, you know, if you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: have your kids, uh, you know, twenty. The idea is
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: that you know their life is already established, they're already
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: into a groove of whatever, and it's not gonna it's
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: not gonna mean as much at that point. It won't
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: be as impactful as if they got it when they're
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: you know, just.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Out of college.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so you can if you know you're gonna
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: give them X number of dollars or whatever you've allotted
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: in your will or your trust that you're gonna leave
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: to them, it's better to leave them that money so
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: that they can get a house, you know, when when
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: they graduate, they can they can kind of start their
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: life that it makes sense when when you talk about
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: it like that, But then you also got to worry
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: about I mean, I know people in my own family,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: like when my grandfather died and he didn't have a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: lot of money, but what he left and you know
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: he had ten kids, right, uh, nine were still around
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: when he passed away, and so you know, everybody got
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: a split of whatever and it wasn't a ton, but
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: this guy, he ran, one of my uncles ran out
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: and just blew it all.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: Like I'm not going to let my kid just burn.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 9: Through it for you reason.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: And when you're young and you're dumb, you might do
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: stupid stuff like that. You might go out and get
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: those Pokemon bracelets exactly, And that's not that's that's not
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: the money that I want you spending a month, like
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: you know, if you're going to use it for something.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Un payment or grad school.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: I want to see your money, like be useful to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 10: your kids, Like who cares once you're dead?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: You're not going to see the success.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: And more of the who cares once you're dead?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Just in general, huh. And also what if I need
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: that money, Like if I'm seventy five. I don't want
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: to give it to him early.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: I mean that's also a good point.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: You're not giving it all to them.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: It's like, it's it's not all obviously you still you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: still need to live.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: True, But the idea lerge.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: But the idea of dying with a bunch of money, yeah,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: is also kind of kind of silly.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I used to not care at all because I thought
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: I'd be dead, so who cares where, you know. But
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: I the one thing I do care about is I
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: don't want it to go to the government, you know,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: because if if you don't have those affairs in order,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: it'll go into probate, it'll end up not in your
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: family's hands. And that's when you're well Greg.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: You know the correct spelling in my last name, right.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Got to give it to somebody. I mean, thank god
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Mario's as young as he is exactly because and then
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: when Mario dies, who does he then give it to?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Like You're gonna have to do it to like some
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: pit bull shelter something like that, because then the government
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: will get it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just don't want the government to get it.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: And that's why you set up will or a trust
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: or whatever, because otherwise it's really easy for the government
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: to get their hands on totally.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, de limit that.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife and I we have a we have
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: an attorney working through you know, a trust and getting
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: the whole thing set up a bit for a guy
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: who is at a point in his life where I'm
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: tired of making decisions And I told you, like, it'd
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: be great to have an assistant for no other purpose
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: than just to make decisions. Yeah, don't bother me, I don't.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I just ask stop asking me questions. I'm I'm burned
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  Speaker 3: out on decisions. It's nothing but decisions and tough ones.
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  Speaker 3: Tough to see the questions they ask you when you're
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: setting up a will or a trust. I mean it's brutal.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: And it's not even about Oh, you're talking about you
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: being dead, you and your partner, your wife being dead.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: What a fun topic.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: But it's like, man, I only want to hear about
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: what the options for dinner are tonight, let alone, like
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: who are the kids going to live with? And how
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: does this work with you know, you know you can
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: split things up and you can dictate through a trust
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: that you know it doesn't the money just doesn't go
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: to the kids. It's like it's put into a trust.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: It's put into a thing, and then the kids can
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: have X number of dollars for a down payment on
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: a house after they get married, right, right, X number
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: of dollars or they you know, if you die before
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: they're out of high school and they are you know,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: the age, they can drive x number of dollars towards
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: a car, you know. But then once they get into adulthood,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: you can even dictate. You know, they recommend that you don't,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: but you can even dictate where it's like, all right, well, uh,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: they have to be clean of drugs and alcohol or whatever.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: You're not taking you're not taking my money out of
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: this trust to go fund your your drug or your
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: alcohol addiction.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: I mean you could really dial it down. But it's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: just question after question after question. It's crazy.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: That sounds exhausting.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: And we've we've been procrastinating for months.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: Wonder why who wants to answer?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, you keep checking, you keep checking in on us, Like, hey, guys,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: just got checking back in. You get a chance to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: look over the draft document. I sension. I'm like, oh no,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: how long?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: How long does it take like it depends.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: On how much you want to do.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: I mean you can, you can, you can you know,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: like doing anything else. You could just grind at it
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: and knock it out, but my wife and I are
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: just having it's it's a it is a grind.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: Well, then don't bother with the advance directive because you're
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: gonna hate that one too. That's the medical like do
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: they pull the plug?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: All those questions If I'm brain dead, just pull the plugs.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: That's easy.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: But there are a lot of little detailed questions, And
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: I was like, what now if I have this much
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: brain activity but not this okay.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lower the parameters. Yeah, you know, you know it's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: a you know, it's pretty sick though. The people that
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: seem to be waiting around for their family to die
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: because they know that they're going to be inheriting something.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: They like, Oh, well I don't have to I want
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: this when you when you die. I've heard family members
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: say that, or if.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: You have a mom that's you know a lot of
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: Jewish mothers, a lot of well if you like it
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: so much, I'll leave it to you when I die,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: Like will you stop?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: This is different? This is like when the kids are
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: walking around the house saying, hey, make sure I get this.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that sucks. It's just like, you know what,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not all that worried about, you know, making smart
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: financial decisions, really taking care of myself because I know
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: that when my parents die, I'm going to get a
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: bunch of money.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: Oh they got to change.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: That's such loser mentality, right, and like you're like, you
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: runed what that means? It means that your parents are dead.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: It's so dark and yeah worth it? Right?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I have family members who say they're going to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: leave me stuff, and I got I don't want you
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: to leave me.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, please get rid of anything that's sitting around the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: lamp over there, because I.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Mean, what's wrong.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: I'll take it, but really want to help me, Like
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I don't want to deal with any of that.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, go out and get yourself your dream
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: car now you know.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I beg family members to do that.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, how do you start? Oh? Yeah,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: we're talking about what the Olympians get. Yeah stupid. Yeah,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: if you're just tuning in and going, what the hell? Yeah,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: we were talking about how the Olympians. They get two
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars in each Olympics they compete in. Moving forward,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: they're gonna ge two hunred thousan dollars for participating, right,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: But the first one hundred thousand dollars that's granted to
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: them either twenty years after their first qualifying Olympic appearance
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: or when they turn forty five years old, whichever comes first,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: and then the other one hundred grand is guaranteed or
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: i'm sorry, granted as a guaranteed benefit for their families
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: after they die. That's how it happened. Yeah, that happens
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: all the time. I got how the hell did we get.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: On this topic?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Where are we?
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  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Right? Did you turn that down just a little bit?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: But I would hold today. I could listen to the radio.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: It readsonable volume, but I don't see why I should
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: have to turn down the radio bare all right, okay
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: into an assisting and readonable volume.
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  Speaker 2: Show.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, Well, moving right along. You're on a Friday, as always,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: the goal to get through it and then the weekend
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: as quickly as we can. Thank you for being here
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: and being a part of it with us. What Greg man,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: we got sea Bass. Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones are
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  Speaker 3: opened eight seven seven forty four Wooding you can hit
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  Speaker 3: us up of the text check in over to two
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  Speaker 3: two nine eight seven. Part of any Friday is the
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  Speaker 3: Woodie Show Friday Fail Stories. All right, that's gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 3: and girls, it is time for your Friday fail story.
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  Speaker 3: All these people thought they'd had the perfect plan, the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: plan that can never go wrong. But then somewhere along
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: the line, that went from being a great idea so
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: one big steakehead, mega uber ultra pretty good, not not
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  Speaker 3: the worst, not the worst, not the worst, pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I jump into this week's stories, and we'll start with
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  Speaker 3: this one. Uh Fox five TV in Washington, d C.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: They were teasing an upcoming story. They mistakenly aired an
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: outtake instead of the reporter's correct tease. His name is
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Bob Bernard and his reporting from a snowy highway in Virginia.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: I do have the clip.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I've just spoken to one of the snow cloud drivers, Mings,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: who says he's been out.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Here for days clearing this roadway. Damn it, mother, yes
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: he is.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god, I just I just spoken to
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: one of the snowcloud drivers, Broomings, who says he been
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: out of here for days clearing this roadway.
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  Speaker 13: Damn it.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: All right, do it again from the.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Don it.
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  Speaker 3: Thisxt one is from North Carolina. Forty one year old dude.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: He broke into the Little Caesars where he used to work.
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  Speaker 2: I used to there.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: He did it with a plan, and he wasn't going
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: to steal any money. He broke in. He fired up
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: all the pizza making equipment, he made a bunch of
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: pizzas and then he sold them and just kept the cash. Now,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: the first time he did it, no problem, successful, nobody
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: figured it out. The second time not so much, because
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: he got there a little too early, and so he
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: ran into all of his co workers who were still
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: closing up for the night, and he tried to fight
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: all of them, but ended up getting his ass kicked
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: so bad that he ended up in the hospital. He
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: was eventually arrested and taken two fail jails.
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  Speaker 6: Sales for being a worker. Sorry kind of like his too, Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Back in the day, you know, when I worked out
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  Speaker 4: Little Caesars, we had five phones set up for one.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: People would call in their orders and It was the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: best because we would prank each other. We would put
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: pepperoni on the airpiece.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, what what because like the old phone receivers,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: you could unscrew yeah, and then you know, put something
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: underneath her and then put it back on. Some people
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: would pick it up. Didn't look like anything bar. This
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: next one from Florida with this guy. He finished up
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: his meal at this bar. The bartender drops off the check,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: but this dude had no intention of paying the sixty
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: four dollars and eighteen cents that he owed. He was
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: a dining dasher, you see. So he got up and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: he walked out, gone, just in the wind and until
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: the next day when he came back. Why, he was
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: looking for the cell phone charger that he left behind.
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  Speaker 6: Where would you find one?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: The employees recognized him immediately, cops were called. He was arrested,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: taken to fail Ja sailed.
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  Speaker 2: What a dumb ass, just a different charger.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: This next one is from Massachusetts, where they, like a
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: lot of places, had just been killed with the snow.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: This guy, he was trying to clear some of the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: snow and the ice around his house, and he noticed
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: that he had an ice dam in the gutters. You know,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: all the water just kind of froze it in there.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: So to clean it out, he grabbed a blowtorch and
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: he used it to try to melt the ice, which
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: it did, but it also set his house on fire. Now,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: the good news is the ice is gone, that's gone.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: The fire melted that. But the bad news is his
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: house was destroyed.
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  Speaker 6: He sailed it seems like a good idea minute.
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  Speaker 1: To one of the snow cloud driver's roommates, who says,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: keeping out of here for days clearing this roadway.
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  Speaker 13: Damn it?
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  Speaker 2: Mother, Like, dude, just to be safe, don't swear even
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: if you messed.
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  Speaker 3: Up Greg while you were out, you missed, you missed
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  Speaker 3: the best clip.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: So there was this this woman, doctor Candace Matthews, right,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: oh uh huh yeah. Sea Bass was telling us about this.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: I want you to understand something here. Y'all know I
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: keep these receipts, and y'all know I'm gonna be all
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: about the beasts. So, miss Jennifer, why you over here
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: talking about people? Why you got your draws?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Bitch?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why you got damn Yeah. So this woman, you know,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: uh like said she got sent these uh this pair
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: of this pair of dirty underwear that apparently belonged to
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: this other woman who was talking smack right, So she's
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: like Aaron literally airing this woman's dirty lune. Yeah, why
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: you got pooping, you'll draw You got your drows, bitch,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: so good. This is one of my favorite clothes that
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: we've had so far. I was saying, in the past
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: twelve months altogether, not just the calendar year. Yeah, these
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: are the house that this man said, you left and
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: you ain't come back and get them spitch your nasty ass.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's you.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know how to wipe your ass. You will
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  Speaker 3: be here water, put.
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  Speaker 9: Your mouth on people, and don't know how to put
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 9: a rag to your a's.
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  Speaker 3: So where you at, you old krusty coochin looking ass bitch?
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  Speaker 15: You hygiene having ass bitch.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hygiene hygiene have ass bitch.
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  Speaker 2: Still good. I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you one lad. This is my favorite story
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  Speaker 3: of the week in the fails here. This is from
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: Indianapolis what the show probably be heard weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: Indy one of three point three. It's also where this
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: forty nine year old guy dealing with the cold problem
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: was that the gas lines for his house were frozen.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: He thought the best way to handle that, the best
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: tool for the job to unfreeze them was again a
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: blow torch. So he, uh, he got into the crawl
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: space in the back of the house. He started using
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: the torch. He's working away. Now, what he didn't notice
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: is he's doing all this were some sparks had made
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: their way through this open chase and just set a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: bedroom closet on fire. Okay, so the fire department they
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: showed up. They tried to get the guy out of
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: the crawl space, but he was refusing to come out
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: because he didn't realize that there was a fire in
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: the first place. Well, dude, where do you think the
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: fire department came from? What do you think they're there?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: He showed. Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: They eventually got him out and they worked to put
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: the fire out. Now the guy and his family they're
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: now looking for a new spot there can stay, you know,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: for a while, into their house can get rebuilt. I
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: kind of fail sailed you guys. Get out of here.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: I'm doing something you owe. Crest coach, you looking ass
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  Speaker 3: bit you.
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  Speaker 2: So good.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing but a jeep banks, Ain't nothing. Sports Day
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  Speaker 3: with the g Jeff garcie, Hey, Happy Friday, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 12: What up?
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  Speaker 19: Good morning and happy Friday. What do you show ups
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  Speaker 19: to get to Let's go ahead start with our Lakers.
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  Speaker 19: They beat the seventy six ers one nineteen fifteen thanks
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 19: to Austin Reeves, who went off last night for thirty
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 19: five points.
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  Speaker 15: Triving top three.
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  Speaker 3: So glad that dude is back.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 19: By the way, Luca went down with an apparent hamstring injuries,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 19: getting an MRI this morning.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Hopefully it's nothing too severe.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 19: Lakers next game is tomorrow against the Warriors at five
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 19: thirty at Crypto dot Com Arena. Lakers also traded for
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 19: Luke Canard and a trade with the Hawks. Dude is
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 19: a great three point shooter and more importantly, he's an
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 19: expiring contract in the summer. Clippers traded their center Ivica
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 19: Zubac to the Pacers, which is a big bummer for
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 19: a lot of Clipper fans.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Clippers and Kings.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 19: Tonight, Clippers are in Minnesota on Sunday. NFL Matthew Stafford
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 19: is your NFL MVP. He also confirmed that he's going
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 19: to be back playing next season while his kids are
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 19: up on stage with them.
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  Speaker 3: I am so happy to have you at the games
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: on the sideline with me, and I can't wait for
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: you to cheer me on next year when we're out
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: there kicking ass. And that's a huge relief for Rams fans.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Now on to the Super Bowl.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Who am I picking?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 19: First of all, picking bad Bunny to have a great
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 19: halftime show. But for the game, Seattle is favored by
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 19: four and a half. I'm gonna go ahead and take
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 19: the Patriots.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: And the points.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 19: I think Seattle wins, but only by two or three points.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 19: And last, but not least, this morning, I'm gonna leave
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  Speaker 19: you with this story from the Olympics. Skime jumpers are
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 19: allegedly injecting their penises with hyaluronic acids so they fly farther.
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  Speaker 3: Who knew that was the thing?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm Jeff G.
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  Speaker 4: And that's your so cal sports Jeff, Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: This is no.
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  Speaker 3: In the round of the fail stories we were talking
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: about that guy broke into the little Caesars that he
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: worked at and fired up all the equipment made and
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: pizzas sold them and just kept the money, and they
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: got bussy. He tried to do it. It's never the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: first time you do something like that. It's always you know,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: you go back, you get greedy.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: This is easy.
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  Speaker 3: And then he went back in but got there a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: little too early and the co workers, his old co
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: workers were still there and kicked his ass all the
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: way to the hospital. But another pizza related news Pizza Hut.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: They're closing two hundred and fifty of their locations. Yeah,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: I guess Pizzah's been getting hit pretty hard.
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  Speaker 6: That sucks.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: There's just too many pizza places.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 6: Well, one step farther away from getting our old school
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: pizza huts back.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the din in Uh, that's the other thing.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wanted to bring.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh this is for Greg. What we had this conversation
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: you know when we hear about people who are foot
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: freaks and whatnot. Yep, don't get it. How how did
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: you figure that out?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: How did you learn what?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: What is that they've been asking for years? I can
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: never explain.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: No, weird We talked about it at like before we
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: get to the unappetizing part, somebody in the text we're
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: speaking of pizza. What's the name of the pizza branded
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Walmart Good Goods, Better Goods?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and we like the margarito one.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are all of them. Yeah, the pizzas are all good,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: really great. Rich de Muro rich on Tech was the
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: one who hit us to that. He's a he's a
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: big pizza fishingado. But and you wouldn't think frozen Pizza
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: or Walmart. And not a sponsor by the way, but
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: they could be maybe and they ship the dough.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: It's it's done from Italy, right, That's what makes it special?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 12: Is that?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Right back to the foot there. Yeah, so here's a
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: reason why some people have foot lusty.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe this is the answer.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Our mind is structured in a way that associates feet
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: with sex because the area of the brain that communicates
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: with the genitals is right neck to the area that
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: deals with the feet.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: Now, I've heard this times and it goes back to
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: those little CHARSI see in them all.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Chinese massage play. It says these regions share neural crosstalk,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: which maybe why feet and shoes can give you an
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: erotic thrill. Do we buy that?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: Well, here's the question for dudes. Do you guys, if
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: you've ever gotten a foot massage? I guess not menace
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: any guy who's gotten a foot massage?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Do you ever get like a No, I've never. People
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: talk about getting bonus when they get massage, and god knows,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: I've gotten massage everywhere. Gina noticed that at the airport
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: relax I'm in, yeah, see you, not once, not never,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: because it's not to me. It's like the massage is
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: more about the relaxation. It's not an erotic thing, like
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not like just wanting to get touched, like do
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: you like break up? Break up the knots, get your
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: elbow in there, there's nothing to do.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 6: Like your leg near your wiener.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: No, because.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: They try to mail messus insteady, that's probably I.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Don't care about that.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: The best massages come from dudes and the fat chicks. Really, yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: because the little tiny, small ones, Man, they don't have
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: the the I want someone getting in there, break up
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: those knots.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I don't get that massage often. The most recent one
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I got was a tiny, tiny, tiny lady. But they
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: had one of those bars on the ceiling.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Hold on to it and down, jump up. Okay, So
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: there is a app Oh it's called zeal Have you
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: heard about that. I think so discovered it during COVID
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: when nobody could leave the house. And I'm like, man,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: because the Chinese place. The mall was closed down like
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: all the like a massage envy type places couldn't go in.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: And I went on zeal to see if I could
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: book somebody to come to the house for it's a
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: legit like licensed, right, it's not happy ending massage. And
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: I found someone who agreed, and she came up. Her
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: name's Cannisy, and she's this little, tiny Asian lady and
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: it is by far the best massage I've ever gotten
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: in my life. But she does that whole thing like
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: she gets up on the table and is on top,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: like she's kneeling into with her knees. She's kneeling into
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: your hamstrings. So you can take that, no, but she
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: she did that for my wife as well, and it
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: but she doesn't because she's so light. But then she
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: used her hands to kind of adjust the pressure so
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: there's not full body. But for me, she can put
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: eight times her body weight into it and I'd be fine.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, same kind of thing like when people walking
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: on your back and putting their knees into like the
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: back of your hamstrings.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Man, is that good foot massage is too ticklish?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: But never never a boner, I guess I'm missing.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: Out apparently even doing it wrong. It wrong.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: I see your point. You know, though, if they're doing
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: the inner thigh and closer, I could.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 9: But that's the thing.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: They're not working their way towards your wien and they're
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: not working your inner thigh. They're working the top of
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: your thigh, and it's mostly from the top of your
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: thigh to the outside of your place the top, not
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: to the inner thigh.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be bone inducing.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess any of it could be
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: if you if you go into it with that thought like, oh,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: I'm getting touched relaxed. Yeah, for me, it's not even
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: a thought, not once.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: You know they got candles on.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: But my question going back to the thing with the brain,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: because we're one of the you know, what's what's with
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: the foot freak thing? Where does that come from? And again,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: the area of the brain that communicates with the genitals
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: is right next to the area that deals with the feet. Okay,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: but does that area of the brain not have any
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: neighbors behind them, like to the rear of the property, Like,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: like what else is it bordering? And why? And why
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: does that not cause you you crap yourself by elbows.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 10: By it because the feet people are also into genitals.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 10: It's not like one or the other. It's just an
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 10: additional thing.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just the entry point, right.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: I think some people are just weird.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: I mean it could be people. So your people in
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: Morgan's customers, please let meander to them.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone says, never got a boner during massage. Sell
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: that ish to your wife because no one else believes that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: I'm shocked to never never.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 10: Shocked, because it's a whole different mental preparedness, like you're
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 10: there to relax.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Not to well, because it's just like to me, it's
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: it's the break up, Like I carry all this tension
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: next shoulders, like yeah, and so even turning my head
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: sometimes I'm like wow, right, but man, that's why I
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: go there, And I mean it's not it's not maybe
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: because I'm not getting that type of massage. It's not
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: like a Swedish massage where it's like uh you know
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: kind of like like no, man, I'm telling you that
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: they take their elbow and they lean into your back
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: and they're they're they're breaking up all this stuff. It's
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: it's borderline painful. So it's not it's not Uh it's
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: not sexy.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and you.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: Must be the kind of person where if they do
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 6: it too light, it's the most frustrating thing on the planet.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I go, is there any can I get more pressure?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Place?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: And I got more pressure. I've gotten up before I
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: go all right, apparently you like I'm not getting what
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: I need. We'll call it, like, just tell me what
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: I owe you for the five minutes that we did
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: this serious.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: And I know you've gotten manicures, but you've probably never
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: gotten a facial. Facial Sometimes they include like a neck
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: massage pointless, they're so light, you're like.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, the point of this?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, any time more like King rather exactly.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four Woody, What No, that never
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: did the neck massage thing with the facial you know,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: really really? Yeah, they haven't talking about a different one.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Oh see, that's how one of those like usually done.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: Menace had a whole show going on his head where
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: for you guys, it's like mystery science.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, theater three.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Menace is living a different yeah universe about eight seven
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: seven forty four Woody Text over to two two nine
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: eight seven more what he show next?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Late seven seven forty four Woody.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Where you came out because you're gonna live in internal
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: life and the hell.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Sho look at it, it's just his look Woody shoe,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: dumb ass contest d U i Q. That is next,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: You're on the Woody Show eight seven seven forty four
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: Woody Call. Now a couple of weeks away from the
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Woody Show meet up in Orange County, we're gonna be
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: in Anaheim at Brewery X. I have finalized some Woody
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Show gear that we're going to be giving away on
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: site and there it's cool, man, It's like a I
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: don't want to tell you what it is yet. I'll
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: wait till I'll wait till they come in with get
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: a picture. But this particular design, it's not like the
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: typical Woody Show logo on it. I'm really pumped about it,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: and you'll understand why when I, uh.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: When I unveil it, Everyone's gonna want this.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: It's super cool. But this is going to be the
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: only place that you can get it. I think at
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: one time, yeah, I mean unless it becomes yeah, but like, uh,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: for now that the plan is that this is gonna
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: be the only the only chance to get it.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: The only reason we would have extra is if no
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: one showed.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Up to him, which medicine I always freaked out about.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: But no one's gonna I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: we're gonna have a great crowd because, man, beyond these
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: limited edition Woodies show shirts that we're gonna be doing,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: you know, we're gonna have a bunch of other giveaways
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: which I can't get into just yet, but some really
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: cool stuff that I know you're gonna want. We'll be
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: given that kind of stuff away, but I'll just hanging drinking,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: having a good time. And then that band Dogma Society,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: who we've been talking about and playing here on the show,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: they have agreed to come and perform for us, so
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: they're getting ready to go on their tour. So it
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: helps them out because they're about to go out on
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: a tour across the country, and so like a little
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: warm up gig for them and play their instruments and
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: then for us a chance to see them because I've
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: not seen them live, No, just heard some of their songs.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: So yeah, Dogma Society will be there. It's on Saturday,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: February the twenty first at Brewery X in Anaheim. It
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: starts around three pm. It goes until question mark technically
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: five pm, but we'll be there. We'll be there later
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: than that. It's on the East Lapalma Avenue there on
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Anheim Brewery Acts. Get all the details, click on the
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: events tab. They're at the woodieshow dot com. This is
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: this is the band that you're gonna see there. Godmas Society.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: Name of this song is get Away, New Music Discovery.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: The Woody Shoe Woody Shoe Show.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: And rolling right along with today's dumb ass Contest Ready
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: to Go, And today's dumbass contest is the du you
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah eight seven seven four Woody? If I could play
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: eight seven seven four Wooding, Uh, let's see if we
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: have everybody else set up and ready to go here?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: I got the clips?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, Seabas explaining the game to everybody, please.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: I find some of my ice end drunk and ask
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: them just the nicest, easiest trivia questions.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: So the game is not answering the questions anyone can
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: The game is deciding whether the drunk person is so
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: drunk that they won't know the answer, and if you
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: can guess whether they know two times out three you
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: went again?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Eight seven, seven forty four.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: What do you had?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: This guy in Alabama got pulled over by the cops.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: Cops walked up to the car. They know, some empties
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: on the passenger side, so they searched the car and uh,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: sitting there in the backseat and in the trunk, clear
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: as day, eighty one gallons of moonshine. D We're just
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: all packed up and ready to be sold. Now, having
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: moonshine in Alabama, that's not illegal, but it is illegal
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: to have that much of it. And the guy told
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: the cops that he had driven to Florida, you know,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: the stuff.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: That he was.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: He didn't say what he was going to do with it. Gifts, Yeah,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: but they arrested him. Your supply what was that show? Moonshiners?
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when they do it out in the woods and stuff.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was all scripted, right, it's still on.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: I believe in number one and number two you're videoing
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: what is supposed a Yeah, so which is therefore evidence?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Therefore that makes me think.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: This might not be real.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: It might not be real, but people, yeah, you know,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: it's funny. Sorry for the tangent here on the conversation. Yeah,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: I was what was I what was I just reading about.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: People are like, oh, that's that, that's not real. This
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: is oh I know what it was. It was Adam Sandler.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: His daughter went into like some high end place on
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Rodeo Drive.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: I saw you see. I don't know why people are
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: still saying this.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean it didn't happen.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: There's no way it happened.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, So this is this is this is my point.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: So the story is that his daughter goes into this
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: high end, you know, place on Radeo Drive, sees whatever
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: the purse was, I forget to place whatever, and so
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: they said this is please serious buyers only, and they
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: you know, and she's like, oh, so she ended up
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: telling Adam about it. Dad comes down and buys like
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: three hundred thousand dollars worth of stuff, you know, basically
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: making it. He said, you shouldn't judge someone, you know,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: because he uh, he walks in in the basketball shorts
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: and the big oversized honey in the whole thing and uh.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: And so of course the woman who had said that
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: to the daughter didn't getting the commission because it went
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: to somebody else much and and people like I'll take
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: things that never happened for five hundred dollars and I go,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: wait a minute, so that seems completely unreasonable. But then
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: you you like this show Moonshiners, that you believe these
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: guys are videotaping all this illegal activity and people are going, no,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: it's people watch that thing and it's real. They you know,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: they listen to I can't say without getting in trouble,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: they listen to certain things. They're so obviously over the
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: top BS second Date Update on different radio shows and whatever.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Those are actor callers, what their actor Gina was one
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: of them at one point, what are you talking about it? Like, yeah,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, but people go, oh, no, that's real.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: Were on a tangent.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: You want to know something.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: But it's unbelievable for Adam Sandler to go and you know,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: spend to make a point. See, I don't know, I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: don't know. And it may it may be nonsense, right,
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: it may be nonsense. But the fact that something can
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: be standing on the same person who's standing in front
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: of a fire and their eyebrows are getting singed by
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: the heat of the fire, We'll go fuke. Yeah. Are
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: the same dopes that watch Moonshiners and go, no, that's lit,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: that's legit, that totally happened.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I think the saidlor thing because if we don't
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: have any kind of firsthand analygis is like correct told
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: by somebody else on TikTok, which half of those things
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: where they say such and such happened are lies?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. And again, the point of saying this
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: is not that oh, this absolutely happened, and you're an
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: idiot if you don't believe that it happened. It's the
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: it's it's it's just the disconnect between the crap that
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: people just hands down blindly believe, but then the stuff
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: they they'll call bs on it is.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 6: There's no rhyme or reason.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: No, people are nuts.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm looking at this now, and I mean it
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 6: doesn't seem like he would put that much effort into this.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he could. I mean it would be no,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: exactly right.
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  Speaker 8: It didn't make sense to me though, because why would
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  Speaker 8: you then spend money there If that's how she was treated,
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  Speaker 8: you would go somewhere else.
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  Speaker 6: Apparently I just saw it two seconds.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is not how he rolls.
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  Speaker 2: He would not do that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I would do it to uh, you know,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: give it to a different salesperson like that part of
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: the story. I'm like, Oh, that's kind of cool. I
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: like yeah, I mean you can think about what would
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: be the commission on is a homeless maniac?
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  Speaker 14: Right?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: They get they get to people in sweatsuits in there
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  Speaker 4: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We have a contestant for the d uy Q and
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: that person's name is Hugo. Hey, Hugo, how are you good?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Hey Hugo.
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  Speaker 3: Everything good, It's good. I'm over at the Stevenson Ranch. Excellent.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: Are you ready to play the duy Q?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: I am okay.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: So again you just have to guess whether this drunk
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: person is going to get the answers right or wrong
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: two out of three times, you're going to be the winner. Now,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: before we get to the questions that actually count towards
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: you winning your prize or not, we're going to get
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: to know this dronk person. Hear a little bit from them,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: so we can kind of get an idea of just
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: how with it or not with they are, and who
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: is this person is?
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: Stacy a little different on the duiq, not out at
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: the bar, but I met her at her apartment, bro
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  Speaker 5: at her sister's wedding reception.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, champagne flow and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's what were you doing there?
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  Speaker 3: Just a friend er? Yeah, a lot of friends. So
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  Speaker 3: I go to a lot of weddings. Okay, I know you,
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  Speaker 3: all right, all right, here is Stacey.
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  Speaker 4: Tell folks what you've had to drink at your sister's
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  Speaker 4: fun wedding.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I like to stick to the shared with a
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  Speaker 9: couple of ice cubes in it. It's like a tacky
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  Speaker 9: habit that I have.
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  Speaker 3: So you're complaining that you're a sister had a boy
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  Speaker 3: with her and you don't have a boy with you.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: Do you not have a boyfriend right now?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 14: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't?
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  Speaker 3: Why not? Thanks for the question.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 9: What a great question to ask.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 9: I'm having a good time being single.
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  Speaker 4: He ain't nothing Wrong's took it up with a lot
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  Speaker 4: of guys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, one weird energy. I see exactly what seed
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: Bass is doing here.
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  Speaker 4: Would you say this is a master class in negging.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a master class in negging. But notice what
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: I'm doing.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not because people think negging is just insulting girls. No, No,
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  Speaker 5: it's a subtle but playful dig He's trying to he's
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 5: trying to slammer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, oh and let me record you for
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 7: the radio show I'm on that I mentioned that.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: I have never used that position as a thought on
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: shopping carts.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: You should see this account. It's really funny. It's still
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: cart and we should you. You should see the super muscular,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: handsome guy that hosts.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: Check on my analytics.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: So that's uh, that's Stacy. Let's get into the questions.
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  Speaker 3: Question number one, d U I Q. What does an
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: O b g y N stand for? What is O
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: B g y N stand for?
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  Speaker 2: See?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: Will Stacy know it? That's what you guys trying to
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: figure out. We also have Menace and Sammy Stone Cold
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Sober for some reason working on the answer over there. Hi, Greg,
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  Speaker 3: what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Yes to Sammy? No to Menace, and for Stacy. I'm
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: gonna say yes.
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  Speaker 3: See I'm not sure about Sammy. I don't think Sammy's slammed.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: You don't either, because of other things that she got wrong, right,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: certain stuff, I get that right. So I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 3: no for Menace. I'll agree yes for Sammy. Uh no
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  Speaker 3: for Stacy.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to go crazy and say yes to menace.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 6: Yes to Stacy, No to Sammy, okay, crazy.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: You're drunker than some man, Sammy. Do you think that
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: Stacy gets it? Now? All right, hugo do you think
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: that Stacy gets it?
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  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: Way?
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  Speaker 11: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: So is official guest is no question number one? D
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: U I Q is an O B G y n
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  Speaker 3: stay for menace.
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  Speaker 4: Open barricade navigator?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: Damn it?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, barricade navigator's let's not say what right or wrong?
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  Speaker 3: You might have a half point. You already wrote your
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: answer down, right, Sammy, she's been writing this whole time.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: He did you write it down?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: I did?
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  Speaker 9: I just had to finish the next two words.
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  Speaker 3: What is an O B G y N minutes?
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  Speaker 4: Vagina? Doctor?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: So what are like uh like pregnancy?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: And okay, so what like? What what sense would that
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: make your guess?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: For what O B G y N? I don't know.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: Barricade open, barricade, I get it?
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  Speaker 4: Do come on?
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  Speaker 9: Obstetrician genital yellow nurse.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea she gotstrician yellow.
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  Speaker 6: That was the one thing I feel like I'm going into.
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  Speaker 2: You know, do you really think Menace knew the word?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: You know, he's kind of closes exactly, Sammy, what I feel?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Obstetrician is right?
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  Speaker 6: Right? Yellow yellow?
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  Speaker 2: What nurse?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what I sounds pret racist?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I've only heard O B G
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 6: y N or obstetrician right?
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  Speaker 3: And where do you got a cologists?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 12: You go?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, wow, oh my god?
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: Wait did you say oh O B G? Why I missed.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: Here?
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  Speaker 3: You guys ever know that?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I know, I know guynecologists, I know, I
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 8: never I've heard of all. I've heard it, right, you
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 8: say the guy?
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  Speaker 1: I know you.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 6: Y Yeah, I've never put them together.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: No, that's a fun fact about what obstetrician. The Latin
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: word origin I mean comes from uh obstetrics, which means
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: the person who stands opposed to so literally the person
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: who stands opposed to the vagina.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: So, Greg you Hugo guessed that Stacey would not get
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: this one. To see if he's on the board. The
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: first point here on the d y Q.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: What does an O B G Y N stand for?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 9: Something? Something? Guy to ecology? The woman who does your paths, Now, you're.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: A healthy girl.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: Get that done every year?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: I get control Okay, see this is another creepy sea
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: bas thing is the question? Hey, let me ask you
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: a question about vaginas. Yeah, it's about health, thank you.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 6: But if Gammy were together, they would have got no one.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: Right, Yes, yeah, came pretty close, but we know it's
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: not yellow nurse.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 9: What was the first what was the g uh genital?
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 6: General? Little yellow nurse?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, general yellow nurse. All right, Well, hey, Hugo, you're
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: on the board. You got one point share this round
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: of the d U y Q.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: Question number two, what is a mammal that lays an egg?
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: A mammal that lays an egg?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: What is one?
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: Do I know the answer to that?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 6: Weird one?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: A mammal? I don't think I do hard.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: It's hard to give hints on this one.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, Okay, mammal that lays an egg? No, okay, nope.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: What I was going to originally guess is not.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 6: I think I got it, but it's weird that.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: I thought of a video I saw. All Right, I'm
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: gonna say no for medicine Sammy sweep but no, yeah,
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: triple no, triple no.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: I'm saying no to Stacey and Sammy, but yes to menace.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, to menace, all right, medicine, Sammy, do you think
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: that she's gonna get it? No? No, no, all right, hugo,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: what do you think? Question number two for the.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: D u i Q.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm going with Greg.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going no, no, all right.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: Let's find out question number two d u i Q.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: What is a mammals that lays an egg?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Menace?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: A duck billed platterpuss, latter puss.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: A platter puss, so platypus is his answer, Sammy.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 9: Bird.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: Parcific type of bird? Which one?
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 6: Pick one bird? A? I mean Jackie in shadow hello eagle?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah's menace?
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 6: All yeah, that's what That's what Greg and I wrote.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: Fun fact, that's the one people always think of, but
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: the esn't think, which is sort of like a porcupine
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: also does it as well?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 11: You know what.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: You know, my mind went to you first. I'm like,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: oh wait, no, I did see a video recently where
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: this thing gave birth and it is like this got whale. Yeah,
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: because like all the other stuff comes out and the
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: water goes all close. Greg, you missed it.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: If you kill an iguana that's pregnant, you can harvest
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: its eggs to make like an aoli like.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: Ye.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: Question number two d y Q Hugo says that Stacey
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: who c mass is clearly flirting with in this in
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: this round killing it, uh would not get it. So
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: if that is the case, he'll be the winner of
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: this round of the d U y Q. What is
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: a mammals that lays an egg?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 9: So mammal is anything that has fur. I don't know
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 9: when it lays a whale?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Good answer.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 9: I know I'm correct. I'm just saying, what can.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: I be complimentary towards you?
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: Defended?
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: You're not being company to make me selling it idiots?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: Well, hey you the congratulations you are the winner on
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: the d Q. You know, congratulations. Hang on one second,
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: we will get all of your information. Appreciate you listening,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: and there you go. That's how that's done.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: That is how it's done.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: So what ended up happening? I didn't hold up on now, Okay,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to. We gotta, but that's what it was.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 3: You didn't want to. Sometimes it just comes out naturally,
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: you know, it's a.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: Question number three for the d y Q. Name is
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: Stephen King novel? Name is Stephen King Novel? I mean
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: this should be relatively easy. I have read some Stephen
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: King books Giant Family, and I'm not a huge book guys.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 6: Next thing to do is read a Stephen King book
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 6: like growing up.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll tell you what my favorite one was
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: when we're I just saw a Stephen King movie that
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: he's terrifying. You guys have not great things?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, for Menace, all right? No for Sammy, all right,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: I have no Stacey nah heeled Stacy twenty.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 6: Six No, no, hell yeah, no for Sammy and Stacy.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: And yes, yes, yes, kid, I agree with that. Still
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: you're still pumping out series and movies.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, who's watching that?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 6: I'm watching the Rock right now.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: Question number three for the d u i Q name
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: is Stephen King novel Sammy it it's all right, Menace,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: The Shining, The Shining, Yeah, all right. My favorite Stephen
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: King book that I read was it's called night Shift.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: It was a collection of shorter stories, so it was
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: able to keep my attention. There you go, we'll have
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: He also wrote did he write the Shawshank Redemptions? It
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: was based on another story that he wrote, and.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 6: There's a new movie. This was the first thing he
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 6: ever wrote it's called The Long Walk. I just watched
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 6: the movie. It's basically a horror movie. It came out
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 6: last year.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: It is from Stephen King. It's basically a horror movie.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: I don'tkay. It's well, yeah, like most of his other
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: like non scary stuff.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 6: But I guess my point was it's considered a horror movie.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 6: It's just very depressing. Yeah, it's very dystopian.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: Question number three d u i Q.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 6: Name is Stephen king novel?
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 7: Are those like The Notebook and the Yeah, Notebook and
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 7: what are the other ones?
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 9: There's all the movies named after Stephen King.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 7: Actually I actually don't read them many books.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: What you're kidding? Can you imagine if Stephen King wrote
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: the Notebook?
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: Is that like precious?
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: The u i Q?
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: Everybody?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: He says, but what do you guys?
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: Wanna you some Friday? OK?
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: Man, I always mean to get the hit.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the top hat. I mean, we're not fancy if
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 6: we don't need a hat.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: It's in the same place every week, all right, So uh,
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: just a little kind of fun sing a long thing?
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: What do you show Friday?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: OK?
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the suggestions. We've got a really good
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: handful of suggestions after the last.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: One paper and this one today?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: What do you show Friday?
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 6: Oki for oh?
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: The classic from Yellow Card? Ocean Avenue? Okay, Ocean Avenue.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 6: I don't mean to sound like menace, but doesn't Tyler
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 6: love that song?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: He does?
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: Do you want to join us for ane?
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: There's a fun fact about Tyler, because I love Tyler
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 4: fun facts. He had an Ocean Avenue black above his television.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: He has a part like a street sign or the band.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: I think it was a street sign. I think that.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: Is he a fan of the streets Ocean Avenue or
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: you know that he's a.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: Major fan of the band.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he's just a fan of geography.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: Where's Tyler's he coming in here?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: And come on?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: He's probably still on his way.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's waddling in. I can say that I'm
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: his friend.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: All right, he's coming on it.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: It's truly, I know. Maybe he thinks that he we
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: will you know, you're just maybe they'll forget.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just go to the bald spot over there. Yeah,
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: that's what we call her. Sea beast stands because he's
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: not a part of he wants. So you're you're a
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: you're a Yellow Card fan, like a big Yellow Card fan.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Yellow head?
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they call their fans?
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, not yellow heads?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: So like I just I just handed out lyrics to
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: everybody for the song that do you do? You know
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: the lyrics by heart? I think I might for the
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: most part.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 4: He does you liar?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: Im? All right?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 6: He's being modest, such a little liar.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: All right, Well you can you could be a part
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: of it. You want to take lead?
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  Speaker 1: Does he?
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  Speaker 2: Does? He take? Why the leader? All right?
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  Speaker 3: You take lead on this file and then we'll and
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  Speaker 3: then we'll just join in.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll hype you up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here we go Ocean Avenue, Yellow Card
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  Speaker 3: featuring Tyler which show prodi opie. There's a place sooth
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  Speaker 3: Ocean Have Avenue where.
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  Speaker 2: I used to sit and talk with you.
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  Speaker 4: We were both sixteen, and it felt so right, sleeping
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  Speaker 4: all days, staying.
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  Speaker 2: In a fall.
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  Speaker 3: You're not even really singing.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like semi en all.
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  Speaker 3: There's a place on a corner of Cherry Street. There's
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  Speaker 3: a place on the corner of Cherry Street. We would
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  Speaker 3: walk on the beach and our bare feet. We were
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  Speaker 3: both eighteen, and it felt so by sleeping off Bay
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  Speaker 3: saying ball more passion. This is your band, don staying
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  Speaker 3: fall everybody, come on.
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  Speaker 15: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Jack Lash.
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  Speaker 15: Said, there's a there's.
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  Speaker 3: A piece of you can see it with me.
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  Speaker 2: It's everywhere I go.
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  Speaker 17: It's everything I see when I sleep, I dreaming against
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  Speaker 17: me by and makes the leave.
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  Speaker 15: It's a night.
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  Speaker 3: That your here's a nice very terrible.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah bye, check.
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  Speaker 15: Thanks like Jack, Jack you down, yes, take me away?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's what I got, breaks down.
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  Speaker 15: I remember the look in your mind.
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  Speaker 3: And I tell you that this was good thought.
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  Speaker 14: That's how it goes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I guess wherever was part.
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  Speaker 15: Now all right here?
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  Speaker 3: I remember the look in your eyes and then you're
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  Speaker 3: talking that this was good by you were begging me
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  Speaker 3: not to die.
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  Speaker 15: Died here nine now when you the same nice guy?
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  Speaker 15: I pretecting the sun will not die.
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  Speaker 3: I'm waiting together for one more nice somewhere. Some things
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  Speaker 3: fixed up, we took.
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  Speaker 11: And you know, so.
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  Speaker 3: You know TIERD be perfectly suited for you know, there's
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  Speaker 3: these apps that will tell you, like are your vocal ranges? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's how that came out in the nineties by that
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  Speaker 3: band Butthole Surfers, and the song is called Pepper coming
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  Speaker 3: like an avalanche coming down the mountain.
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  Speaker 4: There's a reason why I never did a vocals when
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  Speaker 4: rock band. But I just want to point out that
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  Speaker 4: he's such a liar that he's you wouldn't know this
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  Speaker 4: song because you know this this one part of the
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  Speaker 4: lyric that says, bare feet in the sand up all night.
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  Speaker 3: This guy in the middle of the.
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  Speaker 4: Night, three am, multiple times, not just once, would post
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  Speaker 4: himself on the beach, bare feast in the middle.
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  Speaker 3: Used to yellow card mar go, look it's tired.
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  Speaker 5: I got rush with Sharon.
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  Speaker 3: Sharon's out look on the topic of disease.
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  Speaker 2: Money had a mantel scar. Bobby was a racist. They
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  Speaker 2: were all in love with dying. They were doing it
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  Speaker 2: in Texas.
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  Speaker 16: Tommy playing piano, the works, he was out, you know
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  Speaker 16: the hook of the dur They were all they were
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  Speaker 16: drinking from the found that was coming like an avalanche coming.
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  Speaker 14: Down the mountain at the sun sometimes and just show
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  Speaker 14: I can't taste you on my left sentence.
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  Speaker 3: You know you in bycl sinnam and sugar and stops spoken.
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  Speaker 3: Sizes knows just how you look through the people. Size said,
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  Speaker 3: come on, dude, exactly, all right, Well, Tyler you're a
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  Speaker 3: big fan. I can tell ye well today yeah trauma
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  Speaker 3: literally and figuratively. I consistently set the standards excellent on everything.
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  Speaker 3: I supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them,
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  Speaker 3: informally contributing to our value of learning and development.
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  Speaker 6: You are a hero.
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  Speaker 3: This guy in Canada steals truck and takes off cops.
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  Speaker 3: They're onto him. Then he tried to pull them over,
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  Speaker 3: but he speeds off and the truck ends up getting
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  Speaker 3: stuck in the field. So the guy hops out. He
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  Speaker 3: tries to make a run for it on foot, surrendered
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  Speaker 3: because the cops they pulled the taser out. You know,
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  Speaker 3: they're like, dude, you get taste, which would have been great.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I love good tasing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So when the cops they you know, got him out
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  Speaker 3: of their car, he walked up to them, asked first,
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  Speaker 3: and then just parted on both of the cops, saying
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  Speaker 3: there's a present for you. Yeah you get parting cops
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  Speaker 3: with the part Yeah, hey man, this is for you, buddy, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Was he drunk, yeah, cops not fan. They charged him
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  Speaker 3: with assault on top of the truck theft. So that's
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  Speaker 3: but now for all that he was sentenced to seventy
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  Speaker 3: five hours of community service. So yeah, that's too bad.
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  Speaker 3: Police in Pennsylvania they got to call about a domestic
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  Speaker 3: disturbance and so they show up to the house or
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: it was all going down, no weapons involved, no alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: It's a couple of siblings fighting over who ate the
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  Speaker 3: last sticky button, and they were threatening to kill each other.
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  Speaker 3: Oh damn over over the sticky bun. What you know, hey,
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  Speaker 3: sticky buns are big currency in prisons, aren't they huge? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the sticky buns?
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  Speaker 2: Ye am?
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  Speaker 3: I okay, that's really the commissary. Ye yeah, yeah, they're
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  Speaker 3: threatening to kill each other over it. Here's a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of the dispatcher, the police dispatcher, you know, sending
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  Speaker 3: the cops out there. I got progress, no weapons station.
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  Speaker 13: It is siblings over who the last Now they're starting to.
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  Speaker 2: Kill each other.
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  Speaker 3: So I did the question here where they drunk? Were
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  Speaker 3: they fat?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Not too many details on on a kind of you know,
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  Speaker 3: miners and stuff. But it seems like the cops they
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  Speaker 3: were able to calm the situation. So that's yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: all good fight. Insensitivity draining for political world. It's a
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Well, it's going to do it for this hour.
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  Speaker 3: That's going to do it for today's show. That's it
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  Speaker 3: for the weekend. Time to weekend. You know, all right,
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: let's wrap up and get out here quickly. You know,
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  Speaker 3: the grand prize drawing to go see them in Florence,
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  Speaker 3: all about romance. We have to Valentine's today, So that's
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  Speaker 3: next week here on the Woody Show. It's just another
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  Speaker 3: been talking about Dogma Society. They're gonna be their performing live.
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show. Ye, Greg Gory again, welcome back, Thank you,
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  Speaker 3: parting words of wisdom please.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes getting out of bed will ruin your entire day.
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  Speaker 2: True you this week? All right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the luxurious think of how well rested
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  Speaker 3: Greg is? I know, right all that time? Oh, thank you?
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  Speaker 2: I would yeah, look, I would have played what I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking.
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  Speaker 3: I would have played sick for at least one more day.
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  Speaker 3: It's made it a full week, dude, Yeah, the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I would have done. Mistakes were made Greg
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  Speaker 3: no I missed all right. Thank you very much, Greg
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  Speaker 3: Gory Gear. We thank you so much for giving the
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  Speaker 3: show some of your valuable time this week. You know
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  Speaker 3: we love it appreciate you for that. The rest of
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  Speaker 3: you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Have a great weekend.
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  Speaker 1: S m D.
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  Speaker 15: Double m bye, Great Friday, Mother,