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EAGLES POSTGAME: Eagles vs. 49'ers, Week 13 · The Philadelphia Sports Table | Philly Sports News & Views

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  All right, everybody, you're listening to Eagles postgame analysis here at the Philadelphia
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  Sports Table podcast show, the longest running weekly Philly sports blah blah blah blah
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  blah blah blah. The Eagles are going to be ten and two on the
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  season. I say they're going to be because we are recording this as the
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  fourth quarter is still ongoing in this San Francisco forty nine Ers Eagles matchup.
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  It's now forty two to nineteen. What a complete debacle. What a soft
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  team. This Eagles team was right out of the gate. I'm Jeff Warren.
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  I'm here with my buddy Eric Leonard. Eric, let's get into some
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  themes here. You said it was going to be a ten minute podcast,
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  so let's see what we got here. All right, what's up? Fucking
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  pathetic? Like just absolute pathetic. They came and just completely doug us.
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  They punked us from day one. They've been talking shit since last year,
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  earlier this year after the NFC title game, and we deserve it. They
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  came in, punched us in the face a couple of times, and our
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  response was just lackluster pussy stuff Like I've never been more I've been embarrassed at
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  being an Eagles fan in the past, but like by a bad loss,
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  but like the way they reacted tonight. Yeah, our offensive line got pushed
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  around, our defensive line got pushed around. Our reality show superstar Jason Kelsey
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  had another awful game two weeks in a row. Now, about sick of
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  that bullshit and about sick of this team right now. I know they're ten
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  and two. They might come back next week and just kick some my ass.
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  But like their performance tonight in reaction to a team that has been talking
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  shit all year long, yep, is fucking pathetic, Like fucking pathetic.
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  This Eagles team here in week thirteen got steamrolled in the trenches. They were
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  out coached in every phase of the game before Jalen Hurts went out And people
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  don't say that not having Jalen Hurts out there or you know, him being
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  in the blue tent was one of the reasons why no Brock party put up
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  touchdowns when the Eagles settled for field goals. In fact, brock Purty went
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  six to seven for one hundred and nineteen yards with a touchdown in the third
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  quarter. He had one hundred and fifty eight point three quarterback rating in that
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  they like you said, they were absolutely horrendous, Eric, they were horrendous
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  in every every stage of the game. Actually, I think special teams was
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  the most consistent. Special teams was most consistent this week, which isn't saying
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  too much when it comes to this team, and just absolutely laying down after
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  all the shit talking, after all of the momentum coming into week thirteen,
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  after they beat the Kansas City Chiefs, after they beat the Buffalo Bills,
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  you know which they almost lost that game as we know here, man,
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  they had a solid opening drug, solid opening drive, much better than in
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  previous weeks, that got on the board with a twenty six yard field goal
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  from Jake Elliott. You know, Ques Watkins has his first catch since Week
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  five in the first quarter. But at the end of the day, it
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  didn't matter because they only played one quarter. They only played one quarter.
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  It doesn't matter, folks that the Niners had negative six yards and no first
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  downs in that first first quarter because the Eagles only played for one quarter in
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  this game here. So, I don't know what any other themes you want
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  to get into, Buddy before before we get into grades. I mean,
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  Nick Sirianni just completely out coached. Yep, man, just like sad are
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  all of our offensive defensive coaches just pathetic. I mean, the biggest moment
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  of the season or this game was the ejection security guy get punched in the
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  face. Yeah, like when when that's what you have to latch onto.
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  But the rest of your team isn't doing shit, Like you know, you've
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  lost the game, and the Niners came out and just punk the shit out
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  of us like that. That is not a Philadelphia Eagle effort. Like that
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  is pathetic. Man. Jalen Hurts got clearly outplayed. The offensive line got
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  outplayed. They had they had a sack in the first drive of brock Party
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  and then Fletcher Cox had one more mate I think in the third quarter,
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  and that was it. Like where were our defensive tackles. All the guys
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  that just been have been like just dogs for us all year long. They
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  got shoved aside all all game. Our offensive line like really really angers me.
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  I mean our rushing we had forty six yards rushing two point six yards
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  average. Terrible. That's pathetic, And we have to play them out there
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  and we play like that, we'll lose by fifty points. Like that That
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  was my takeaway from this game. Like this team, this team is will
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  kick the shit out of us out in San Francisco. They came ready to
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  play, we were not ready to play. I am not comparing my fifth
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  grade basketball team who won, by the way today thirty nine to ten.
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  Oh game two. Oh yeah, I am not comparing them to this.
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  But if my boys came out and played like that, I would take him
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  to side after the game said you guys got to be ready to run your
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  asses off tomorrow night, because that is that is not happening again. Like
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  I hope nerk Nick Serianni takes them aside in some kind of professional way and
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  says, you play like a bunch of pussy's and I got out coached.
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  I should be embarrassed. Yeah yeah, you mentioned the two sacks. I
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  mean there's less than thirty seconds left in this game as we're recording this right
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  now. Eagles only had two sacks on the season or on the in this
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  game, only three quarterback hits. That is a pathetic defensive showing. And
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  what else is pathetic too, is you just knew it was coming. At
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  some point, you knew that it was gonna happen. At some point the
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  middle of the field was complete dog shit. From a defensive standpoint, Chris
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  Jian Ellis got the start over Zach Cunningham. Cunningham is nursing that injury.
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  George Kittle and the other offensive weapons and receivers were absolutely killing Ellis Nick Morrow
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  in the middle of the field. You know, it was interesting. I
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  read a tweet from our friend of the show from CBS Sports, Jeff Kerr,
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  that said, you know that Eagles need Shaquille Leonard more than Shaquille Leonard
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  needs this team at this point. Their depth a linebacker isn't there. It's
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  pathetic. They were exposed so bad. I next week against the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Oh my gosh, ceedee lamb over the middle. We're gonna see it
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  time and time again. In Sydney Brown he was playing a quasi linebacker role.
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  I noticed early in the game too, had no idea, which was
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  pretty effective, had no idea where he went during the course of the second
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  half. So sean decigh big, big failure in terms of this game for
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  me. So I look into next week down in Dallas, and yes,
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  the Dallas Cowboys haven't beat a team over five hundred. Still after this performance,
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  I'm pretty concerned. Eric, I'm pretty pretty concerned. I wouldn't put
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  your money on the Birds next week. That's for damn sure. Yeah at
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  all after that effort, I'll take Shaquille and Neil at this point at linebacker.
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  That was pathetic showing defensively. I mean, just just across the board
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  and to all of you can I just to all of you Eagles fans on
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  Twitter complaining about the refereeing on Twitter, and I was not on Twitter during
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  this game, and Greg Olsen is in the the he's cheering for the Niners.
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  No, just fucking stop. It's embarrassing, Like, I can't stand
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  that non objective that this team beat our asses tonight. Stop with the referees
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  were in the pockets and the night like, you don't lose by almost thirty
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  how many fucking points? And just say, like the referees third, like,
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  shut the fuck up. I won't call out Philly fans as much as
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  any other fan base, and tonight they deserve it because I was on Twitter
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  read and I'm just like, you guys are fucking pathetic. Man. Greg
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  Olsen was not not cheering for the Niners. He was just watching a team
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  punch the Eagles in the face for three quarters and calling like you saw it,
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  and the referees, Sure, a couple of back calls, but who
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  cares. You don't win by this much, We'll lose by this much.
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  And the referees handed that they have a team. The game funck off,
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  like seriously, really quick, you know, to talk about the most exciting
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  part of this game, which was Dray green Law being disqualified for suplexing Deavonte
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  Smith and then for you know, basically you know, swatting right in uh
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  Dom Desandro's face, the head of Eagles security, and he was ejected to
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  I have no idea. Do you have any idea why Dom was ejected?
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  I have no idea. He didn't like touch anybody, he didn't. I
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  don't know. Do you know why? I'm just wondering, Like I said
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  on Twitter, I wasn't on Twitter. Well, like, honestly, my
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  take is, he's a civilian. Why is he there in the face of
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  another player? Like, I love the guy and I know the story behind
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  him, and I know he's employeed of the Eagles, But like if Howie
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  was on the sideline and punched one of the forty nine ers would he get
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  thrown out. Yes, it'd be very awkward, like like some guy who
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  works for the Eagles, like the Niners probably maybe probably don't know who he
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  is, got in the face of another player. I would think he would
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  get thrown out as well. I love the story. It's fantastic. It's
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  already on Twitter. He's a he's an Italian legend of Philadelphia already. But
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  at the same time, why the fuck is he right there on the sideline
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  in the face of another player like he should not. He shouldn't even be
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  close to other players in the position he's playing. He's not a couch.
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  So all right, God, do you have anything else you want to get
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  into before we get to the grades? No? Yes, it's F's galore,
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  that's all I have. All right, hold on, we're gonna take
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  a quick break, and when we come back, because we do every week,
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  we're gonna do their grades and it's probably gonna be very quick, folks,
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  So hold on, stick with us. We'll be right back. All
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  right, we are back. We're gonna get into the grades. I think
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  Eric's just f all the way around. Jalen Hurts the quarterback this week,
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  What do you give him even though we saw some snaps from uh, we
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  are how many snaps do we see from Marcus Mariota? We saw three pass
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  attempts for sixteen yards from Marcus Mariota. Sorry, I'm just I don't know
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  what I'm trying to do. Anyway. What do you give the quarterback position
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  this week? Buddy? F Okay? Okay, I'm gonna give Jalen Hurts
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  this week a C minus. I'm gonna give him a C minus probably D
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  plus offensive line. It's gonna be one of the lowest grades of the season
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  for me. I'm actually gonna give them a D. They just got blown
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  out in the trenches. They got they got killed in the trenches, and
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  especially you know with the run game, Holy cow, just absolutely terrible.
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  Are you giving them an F? Oh? Complete F I'm okay. A
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  couple of times to show, like they showed Lane Johnson blocking Nick Boston into
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  the ground and I was like, Oh, that's cute. Let's can we
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  see like the entire day of like plays, like in a replay, like
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  the forty six yards rushing on eighteen carries, like like that's that's pathetic.
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  And Jalen Hurts was never comfortable like that was the other part of the There
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  was never a pocket for him to pass out of, and every pass he
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  had to make was like on the run or like he was always on the
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  move, which is not really Jalen Hurts is like like game. The offensive
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  line was terrible, and I give hi an F two. Okay, all
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  right, let's move to the receivers here. Receivers I'm gonna be giving this
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  week. I mean, they came down with the they came down with the
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  balls that were actually catchable, So I'm actually gonna give the wide receivers this
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  week. B minus, what do you give them? I'll stop of the
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  f's, that's fine. I give a B. A. J. Brown.
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  DeVante Smith were good. Yes, I think it's funny that they decided
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  not to sue plex A J. Brown but rather DeVante Smith. Yeah,
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  I think by design. I but I'll say this about a team that's trying
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  to dog another team, They're not going to go after your big guys.
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  They're going to go after your small, skinnier guys. And I honestly think
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  that DeVante Smith thing was by design by green Law. Think his name was
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  the linebacker from the Dragon green Law. Yep, Yeah, it makes a
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  lot of sense. They did it to him, they knew he was going
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  to jump up and do anything about it, which didn't. Right, guy
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  that did was the weird coach that got thrown out until I never heard of
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  him the security about him. Yes, yeah, but yeah, besides that,
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  they played well, but you know that's just when you lose by this
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  much, you can have five hundred yards receiving, like who cares? Yeah,
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  all right, running backs, Look, they were only given a few
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  opportunities of this game. DeAndre Swift only was given the ball six times for
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  thirteen yards two point two yards per carry. Kenneth Gainwell was given the ball
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  twice and he had five yards two point five yards per carry. Boston Scott
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  given the ball once for two yards. It was just they their number was
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  not called. It was a terrible offensive scheming day for this team, which
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  and we're going to get to the coaching grades, but you know, like
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  I don't know the running backs, I'm actually gonna give him, I'm gonna
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  give him a c straight up sea because like they weren't called upon, and
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  when they were, the lanes weren't really there for them by the offensive line
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  to do what they needed to do. So I'm gonna give them a CEE.
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  What do you give them? An F? I don't care. Just
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  give them all an F. They're part of this offensive fucking mess. So
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  again an F. All right, over to the defense. Defensive line this
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  week, again, you know, hardly any quarterback hits that we're seeing.
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  Only two sacks from this team. You know from the edge rushers, you
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  know there is pressure every now and then, but they're just not getting to
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  the quarterback. Son Reddick now nine and a half sacks on the season,
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  and who the hell had the other oh, Fletcher Cox, he had well,
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  he had two tackles for a loss. He had one of the sacks,
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  Son Reddick the other sack. Anyway, defensive line, I'm giving them
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  a I'm gonna give him a D plus this week. I was really disappointed
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  in this line. What do you give them? Complete F one hundred and
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  forty six yards rushing by the Niners. Christian McCaffrey did whatever the hell he
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  wanted to do. Brock Purdy no pressure whatsoever after the first quarter. They
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  were just pathetic and the Niners did what they wanted to do. And yeah,
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  it's an F. Al right, it's an F. And the linebackers.
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  It's an F. We talked about the linebackers earlier. Sorry to lap,
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  Oh my god, they were not existent yet. Oh my gosh.
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  The defensive backs, yeah, yay, just a rough time. I mean,
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  Deebo Samuel Is there is the real deal. George Kittle again over the
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  middle. But Brandon Ayuk was catching balls when he needed to catch those balls.
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  He was targeted seven times, caught five balls. Debo caught every ball
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  that was thrown to him for one hundred and sixteen yards two touchdowns. I'm
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  gonna give I'm giving them an F. I'm giving the secondary an F.
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  I would imagine you're doing the same next. Okay, special teams coaching here.
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  Special teams did not lose this team, or they did not lose the
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  game for this team at all. And in fact, Brandon man punter three
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  punts on the day average fifty point seven yards per punt. I like that.
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  Actually, I'm actually gonna give special teams week of b What do you
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  give them? I'm gonna give an A. What the hell? I mean,
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  like everyone else sucked today, they were just fine. So yeah,
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  get in an A. Sounds good. Hey, Boston Scott was averaging twenty
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  two yards per kick return, So at least he's got that going for him.
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  Let's move to the defensive side of things. Sean Desa, you get
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  an F, buddy, I would imagine it's gonna be the same for you,
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  right, get off my team, My god, Like I've seen headlines
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  where like these the are two coordinators are up for like head head coaching positions.
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  When is that nonsense gonna stop? Like what the fuck are we looking
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  at? Like are you serious? Especially Brian Johnson? So yeah, Brian
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  Johnson, Nick Sirianni, they're getting an F this week for me as well,
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  this week again at the end, at the end of the day,
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  when we look at this game, when we look at what this game was
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  at the end of the season, whenever it happens for this Eagles team.
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  They got steamrolled in the trenches and they were out coached in every phase of
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  the game. As I said at the top of this postgame show, So
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  absolute F for me. What do you give him? I sometimes can't stand
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  the uh. Shanahan is a genius kind of stuff, Like I think it
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  goes overboard. Yeah, it's it's the uh, it's the Justin Herbert is
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  an absolute genius quarterback. You know, you guys, you guys just don't
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  follow the stats kind of per kind of thing. But but today it was
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  like it was so obvious, like what a better coach he is. Maybe
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  maybe just today that's fine, but he out coached Siriani and Sarian had no
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  comeback. He had no comeback verbally, no comeback play wise, coaching wise.
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  It was pathetic. And if the fact that they threw like like this
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  is a coaching situation here, when when when Smith gets thrown to the ground
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  right right in front of your coach, right in front of your team,
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  like that should be a moment of like all right, you motherfuckers, let's
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  go like that they just they just punched us in the face. We need
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  to get fucking going. I need to set up my game as a coach.
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  And he did nothing, like absolutely like like there was no adjustment.
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  It was so pathetic, Like the second half came out and they just did
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  the same four just ran us over in the second half like it was just
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  and that that is an absolute Seriani issue. Yeah I'm still not I'm still
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  nervous as him as a coach. Right. I love when he's beat the
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  Chiefs. He's like, what are you say? You do? Like,
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  I love that, But when you're getting your ass handed to you and your
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  response is nothing, that makes me really nervous and and he gets an f.
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  That's a really good point. When the response is nothing, should we
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  be worried? Absolutely, we should be. As Eagles fans? Oh man,
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  what a just what a kick in the nuts this game was. It
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  was just a complete kick in the nuts. It's gonna be off to Dallas
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  next week. The Cowboys are gonna be a tough, tough opponent for sure,
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  especially down there in Dallas. So again, folks, forty two to
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  nineteen San Francisco forty nine ers win this game. The Eagles are ten and
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  two in the season, still first place in the NFC East. Really quick,
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  Eric, But I want to say this just because one of my daughter's
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  really good friends. His name is Brody, and I'm not sure if you're
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  listening to this, Brody, I think it was your first Eagles game,
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  and I'm sorry that you had to see this. Muck. I'm sorry that
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  you had to see this. And I know there was some colorful language in
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  this game, but we're unhappy with this team. I don't know if Brody's
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  gonna be listening. But the poor kid, this is his first game.
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  What a what a crap game to go to? Man, Listen, my
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  first game was nineteen eighty five Eagles Lions at the Vet. The Eagles lost
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  thirteen to ten. So welcome to club Brody. Yes, this is what's
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  like being an Eagles fan. But well, when you get kicked in the
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  groin, this is what it feels like, Buddy. All right, Well,
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  it's gonna do it for us here. Eric. I'm you know what,
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  I'm actually not gonna do the whole promo of social sites and stuff like
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  that since I've been on well, now I'm saying it, I'm turning a
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  new leaf, heading over to threads a little bit more. I'm not gonna
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  completely be off Twitter, but I've gotten really just tired of that platform,
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  and for a variety of reasons. Like I said, I wasn't even on
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  Twitter during the course of the Seagles San Francisco forty nine Ers game here,
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  So I guess just Philadelphia Sports Table dot Com. Uh, you want to
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  promote Brick Polyt on Twitter? You're a good retweeter? Now, no,
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  right, best boat? I shouldn't be in there anymore exactly. Yeah,
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  all right, folks, that's gonna do it for us. We got some
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  great contact coming for you this week. Take care, we'll catch you next time.