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It's Friday Eve! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.4.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. So, you know, I've just kind of learned
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  about this dirty, rotten moron. Man, she is an
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  example of I don't care how hot a girl is. If
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  she was hideous looking people, I'd be more mad.
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  Yeah, she's hot. She's crazy. And... She was
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  making fun of people in her hometown when in
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  reality, she's the loser of her hometown. Who
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  do you think you are? You got me? Here we are.
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  Here's her phone call from prison. Somebody was
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  online saying how there was no parental supervision
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  with you. Yeah, it probably was. They were drug
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  dealers. I mean, they don't deserve to be dead,
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  but I'm sure you weren't laying down the law
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  as you failed as a mom. Oh, it's so great. Look
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  at the sociopathic loser you built. They're very
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  nice. And I live right across the street. There
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  were never parties over there. I don't know what
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  you guys are talking about. Boy, you can have
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  low -key parties. No one wants to have the cops
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  called. You can have a party and not have it
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  spill into the front yard. Don't believe everything
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  you hear. Hi, it was at Dom's house. Maybe they're
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  talking about that house. It's all about me.
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  Because I'm a narcissistic moron. And I make
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  everything about me. And then pass it on to my
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  daughter that I screwed over. Because I failed
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  as a mom. I don't know people's names. I'm above
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  them. No wonder McKenzie didn't have a chance
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  in life. Look at this dirty rod and broad of
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  a mom she has. Who even knows? I don't know,
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  but that could not even be his real name. Or
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  some of my age, you're like an adult. Don't you
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  feel stupid listening to these two morons? Facebook.
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  Anybody can create any profile. Right. Right.
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  How is it taking a crap in a cell in front of
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  other girls, honey? That's what I want to hear.
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  How is it with those rumors? You've been hooking
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  up with girls in prison. How's that? That's what
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  I want to hear about. You probably did. You were
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  hanging out with a drug dealer. I used to hang
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  out with them in high school because it was free
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  weed. I'm telling you, they break rules. That's
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  probably bullshit. I love how they're mocking
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  the hometown While she's facing 15 years And
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  everyone's got freedom Cause you're a loser Shut
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  up Yeah That's how Ohio works I worked for Rivers
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  Morning Glory So I get the whole Cleveland thing
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  Obsessing over personal lives I get it But you
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  took someone's life because you're a dirty, rotten
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  loser. Frankly, you had no future. If it wasn't
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  going to be that car crash, you were going to
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  mess something up. I don't care how hot you are.
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  You're a loser in my book. A big, skinny loser.
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  Okay. Damn, strong people are so sad and depressing.
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  They really have nothing credible. Nothing. That
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  is kind of true. Hell yeah, that's how it works
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  when you take someone's life because you're an
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  unaccountable moron. Yeah, that's how it works
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  when you take people's lives. It gets live -streamed,
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  especially in an area like Cleveland, where Everybody's
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  got a pair of social on every public figure.
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  Shut your ass. That's why I was hoping this one
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  was going to be live streamed. No wonder Mackenzie
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  has no life. Look at this dirty, rotten moron
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  of a mom. I hate the mom more than Mackenzie.
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  Mackenzie's just a dumb brat that was in high
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  school during COVID. She doesn't know any better.
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  She's a moron. But this mom encouraged. She built
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  this brat. But it wasn't. I've had enough of
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  those morons. And here she is. Her mom says that
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  the Russos are evil people. Man. It said 15 years
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  to life for Mackenzie. She's just a dirty, rotten,
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  terrible person. I'm just crying in court. Shut
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  up. You're as believable as a dead rat. Why was
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  the judge being so mean to you? I don't know.
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  Because you Took someone's life and you have
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  no accountability. And you got that pretty girl
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  fake. You think you're above everybody? Shut
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  up. Go read your same book you're reading over
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  and over, you loser. I don't know. I don't care.
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  You claim you don't care. Yeah, you know you
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  don't. Deep down, you know it wasn't really worth
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  ruining your life over a man. But you probably
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  have borderline personality disorder. You don't
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  like abandonment. And no wonder he wanted to
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  dump you. You're a loser. I was about to just
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  go, just stop talking to her because she clearly
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  doesn't care. She's like, why are you talking
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  about her so much and not the victim? Yeah, you
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  know the person that's actually dead on this
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  dirty, rotten broad that gets to be in a prison.
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  It's not that bad. She's living the life for
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  being in jail. She's not living the life, but
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  she ain't getting the orange. There's a new black
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  treatment. You can say whatever. I'm done. I
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  don't want it. I don't care. You're a loser.
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  The problem is I love crazy girls. Oh, I don't.
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  And I would have totally had a crush on her in
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  high school. I saw this headline here. And Cassie
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  is no longer in the States after Diddy's payout.
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  Um, yeah, she's definitely a little guilty. It
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  is June. Which means it's Pride Month. I don't
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  know, I want to discuss it. But let's see what
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  banger I just made on Suno. I typed in gay pride
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  hyper music. Oh, yeah. Hmm. The people out there
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  that are so triggered over pride. If it bothers
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  you, you're probably in the closet, surely. What
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  a man and a woman... That would not be a man
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  and a woman. What a man and a man or a woman
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  and a woman do is a naughty business. As long
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  as they're not hurting anybody. As long as they're
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  not, you know, bothering people. Who cares? Oh
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  my God. The road was painted in rainbow. Okay,
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  it looks cool. What is your problem? And me,
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  when I went to church growing up, I thought it
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  was all about love. Love thy neighbor. Bye. I'm
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  wondering why people get so hateful. I really
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  believe a lot of times when you see the most
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  hateful people out there that are in the closet,
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  those are the ones that get caught. All the people
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  that run gay conversion camps. They're trying
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  to convert themselves. So to... W -G -B -T -Q
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  -A -B -C -D -E -F -G. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
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  There's always a new letter. But to everybody
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  in the Pride community, I'm a very proud ally.
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  I got your back. I don't want you from behind,
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  you know, on my back. But I got your back. And
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  I don't think you want me. Happy Pride Month.
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  And if you're offended by it, get on with it.
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  I am going to go to Pride Fest this summer. Fun
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  time. I like when the girls are making out. I
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  don't mind when dudes make out, when girls make
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  out. Yeah. Happy Pride. Or no, it should be Happy
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  Pride Month. 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley
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  has accused CBS News editor -in -chief Barry
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  Weiss of, quote, murdering the show. He is so
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  unlikable. He's got that little boomer face.
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  Stop! According to the New York Times, citing
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  an audio recording the outlet obtained of the
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  meeting, Pelley had a tense exchange with new
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  executive producer Nick Bilton, telling the EP
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  he questioned the network's commitment to the
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  future of the program. Yeah, there really is
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  no future, Dad! Mm -hmm! Unless you're about
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  a 1975 baby. No one watches broadcast TV! YouTube
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  TV's too much. And we don't want to sit through
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  the creepiness of this 60 Minutes intro. Letting
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  us know the weekend's over. Per the New York
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  Times, citing the recording, when Bilton came
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  to Weiss' defense, saying, Barry loves this institution,
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  she loves 60 Minutes. Who does, besides the old
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  boomers that hate millennials? Kelly fired back
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  with, she is murdering 60 Minutes. God, he is
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  just so, I've never liked this. He's got a little...
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  Bitch slap boomer face. It's just so annoying.
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  The way he talks is like, shut up with your proper
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  pronunciation. We get it. She does not love this
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  place. She was brought in to kill it, and she's
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  been doing exactly that. No, you know what killed
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  it was that no one really watches TV anymore.
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  Kelly added, no one wants to spend their Sunday
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  night thinking about Trump. He has no qualifications
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  for her job. You have slender qualifications
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  for this job. What a douchebag. He's just so
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  unlikable. It's ridiculous how unlikable it is.
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  It's almost insane. You are a tool. The changes
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  that she's made at the evening news have been
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  catastrophic. Oh, they've been so bad. Or maybe
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  people just don't watch TV anymore. Mm -hmm.
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  You ever think about that, Scott Perry? Cool
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  job you got into for all the attention. No one
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  cares about it anymore. So why should we expect
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  that any of this is going to be any better? I
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  don't know. I bet you're never the problem. Shut
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  up! I could not believe this. LeBron James is
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  a classless idiot. He has no respect for anybody.
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  And we're all supposed to deal with the Gen Z
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  kids like Neon that grew up with him so they
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  love him. He wouldn't piss on you if you're on
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  fire. Here he is talking about Ron Harper throwing
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  shots for no reason with little Steven Ross,
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  who's the co -host of his podcast, who lets LeBron
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  and Clutch Sports say whatever they want. And
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  I don't like that. In my lifetime, I've never
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  seen a team that have an MVP and then are a rookie
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  of the year. Yeah. Yeah. We are. I mean, especially...
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  Maybe if he started the year, but they're stacked.
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  Dylan's great. Yeah. I'm a big fan. Yeah, Dylan's
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  great. I mean, his daddy ain't shit, but he's...
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  What? Let me make sure. Who is Dylan Harper's
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  dad? It's Ron Harper, the five -time NBA champion,
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  dad. What week? Let me see here. How many rings
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  does LeBron But you got four. You're talking
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  about somebody, yeah, I know you're the role
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  player, but he was a baller, a shot caller, and
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  you're a classless idiot that never cheats on
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  Savannah with other women. Show your ass. And
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  Steve, now, shame on you for not pushing back.
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  You're a beta male that lets LeBron push you
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  around. I'll see him when I see him. Shut up.
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  You're a douche. Shut up. Morgan Wallen is responding
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  to his piano controversy. He's such a douchebag.
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  There's a lot of hot girls that like Morgan Wallen.
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  So I try to enjoy his music. It's good, but it's
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  not for me. I'm not really in. to drunken losers
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  that are never the problem that surround themselves
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  with yes men. Not really my vibe. Just being
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  honest. The country singer's frustrations got
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  the best of him mid -concert as he faced technical
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  difficulties with the piano. Videos circulating
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  on social media. Morgan finished an acoustic.
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  Oh, yay. You know he finishes every night. Performance
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  of his song, Sand in My Boots, at his May 20th.
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  Oh, sand in your boots. Ninth concert in Denver,
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  Colorado. Before pushing over and breaking a
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  piano. What a loser. He's so tough. Throw a chair
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  in the back of his head. That son of a piano.
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  He's a gangster. Seemingly malfunctioned during
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  his concert. After the top of the piano shattered
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  against the hard stage floor. Fans could be heard
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  both gasping and cheering in empowerment. No,
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  the moron. Cheering. Cheering. field at Mile
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  High Stadium during this shocking moment. As
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  clips of the moment made the rounds on social
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  media, users in the comment section chimed in
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  about his bad boy behavior, writing, maturity
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  at its best. Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi
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  are taking their romance global. The pair made
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  their way to Tokyo, where they were spotted enjoying
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  ramen at restaurant Udon Shin. In a selfie uploaded
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  by... Alright, so they're eating ramen. You know,
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  it's just a fire in the air outside. Oh my god,
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  it's Friday! It's Thirsty Thursday if you are
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  a college student. although we all know that
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  drinking's at an all -time low, so maybe it's
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  smoky Thursday. I don't know. The weekend's almost
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  here. I almost didn't feel like recording today,
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  but I got to deliver for you guys. The report
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  is that I'm the best that some girls have been
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  with. I'm not bragging. So if I give it 110 %
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  during sex, I got to give it 150 % during my
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  podcast, and you're going to be so grateful.
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  Man, do I sound like a narcissist. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your
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  heart, you know what you like. Doors closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All right. The
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  semen was so big. And now for something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour. Starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah! My frickin' inbox blew
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  up! So, yesterday I went on the Cleveland Reddit
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  and posted my rant that was played earlier on
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  the best of hobby of my rant about Mackenzie
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  Scrill, Derry Rod and Moron. And let me tell
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  you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I
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  got a few messages here. Ryan, who do you think
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  you are posting in the Cleveland Reddit? Let
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  it go. Next comment. Ryan, thank you for calling
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  out Mackenzie and her family. So many people
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  in the Cleveland media are not going as hard
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  on her, so it's good to have somebody, even if
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  they're not in town, speaking their mind. And
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  finally, Ryan, I'm from Strongsville, and your
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  rant has 70 downloads. There's just another day
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  in my inbox. Hot ass women get marriage proposals.
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  I get 70 download messages. That is just a little
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  inside of my inbox. I don't know. I don't know
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  what's going on. It's so funny. I almost got
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  hired in Seattle two years ago. And the radio
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  show went off the air six months later. BJ Shay.
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  I love you, BJ Shay. Would love to work with
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  you, but the show went off air six months later.
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  Why? Because iHeart has terrible taste in radio.
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  What I mean by that is letting go of a legend
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  like BJ Shay was stupid. But what I'm telling
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  you is it's been really cloudy this week where
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  I reside in St. Petersburg, Florida, and it's
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  been driving me on the wall. Man. Everyone's
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  like, it must be so great being creative. No,
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  it sucks. I'm always depressed when the sun's
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  out. My guns are out and I feel alive. No. Well,
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  when it's cloudy out, don't feel great. I'm looking
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  out this window in a small room and recording
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  that you'll never see because I don't film my
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  show. By the way, I got to address. Okay. By
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  no means am I a celebrity. It's not. But I do
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  get invited onto a podcast about once a month.
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  And it's flattering. And I feel like such a douche.
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  I have one, you know, like when you hear about
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  a celebrity needing, I don't know. So like, I'm
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  trying to make this into an analogy. So like
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  when 97X used to throw the next big thing and
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  I would work for it, the alternative radio station
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  in Tampa Bay, Weezer. wanted like fricking gluten
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  -free popcorn. They wanted this weird beer. You
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  know, like when artists have requests or you'll
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  hear about like Chris Brown has to bring his
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  whole entourage. I have one request when I get
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  invited on the podcast. No, it's not a makeup
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  artist to look good on video. It's actually the
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  opposite. But I've been invited on like four
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  or five podcasts this year. Just two things.
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  I don't want to talk about my radio past. But
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  the most important thing, I am not doing video.
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  People will reach out to me. Ryan, I would love
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  to have you on Hoppy Hour. I'm like, cool. Is
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  there a way we can do audio only? And they must
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  have the same agent. Because I get the same response
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  every time when I say that. I am not a bad looking
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  guy. I have my moments. I have to be at the right
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  angle. I got to have, I got to be in the right
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  mood because I have a really cute smile and I'm
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  in a good mood or just got laid. But if I'm like
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  a little, you know, depressed with my bipolar,
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  you know what happens? All of a sudden my smile
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  seems forced. I have resting bitch face. As Mike
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  Kelton perfectly described it, it's resting dude
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  face. I have this look like, I don't know, like
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  a character out of Idiocracy. So I'm always having
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  a panic attack. I'm always spacing out. So here's
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  the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  I don't need to be on video. And then you can
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  screen grab a 50 minute interview and make me
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  look like an idiot. But that's what used to happen
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  when I was on radio shows that had video. I will
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  do whatever podcast you want. It's fine. I want
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  to do podcasts. I'm not like one of those guys
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  that's mad that they're all out there. I just
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  think people need to be original. They're all
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  the same thing. It is your right to have a podcast,
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  whatever. But I will not be on video. Now, if
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  you want to talk to me audio to audio, do some
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  theater of the mind, that's fine. No one needs
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  to see me on video. I even got, I got invited
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  on another person's podcast. I sound like such
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  a douche, but I just get invited. It's the truth.
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  And it was a dating game. It was the girls blindfolded
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  and we're laying in bed talking and it says,
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  why do I need to be a video? I'm not hot. I'm
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  good. I'm a seven out of 10 looking. There's
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  a moment that look really good. Oh yeah. And
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  there's moments that look like I am a goofball,
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  which I am one, but just sometimes I can cover
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  it. I can mask it. So no, if your podcast has
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  a video component, I ain't doing it. Nothing
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  personal. Anyway, it was funny. I got to load
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  up my gay music. And no, I'm not putting on Lady
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  Gaga. I cannot play that because of copyright.
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  When we put on this music that gets the club
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  going when we have gay people here. I'm going
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  to lead the person anonymous. But I finally plowed
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  a guy from behind. No, I'm kidding. No, but I
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  have a friend who's in radio. Who is gay. You
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  might be able to figure out who it is. But. I
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  don't know if they would want to be associated
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  with this. But I sent them a message of my audio
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  of my pro -gay rant. And they said to me, Thank
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  you, sir. And you never know, someone may want
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  you from behind. And I said, I have been groped.
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  And he said, now that's pride. And I told him,
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  I sent him an audio message about... How my friend
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  who's pansexual said, a hole is a hole, is what
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  he said it meant. And he goes, ha, that's the
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  most stripped down version I ever heard. You
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  don't have to worry, LGBTQ, ABCDEFGHIJK, I don't
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  know how many letters you got. I got your back.
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  It's not coming on it. Oh yeah. As our Chief
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  Keef used to say, this music's for Molly Water.
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  We're partying. I got to be careful not to lose
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  my voice. Because I project my voice like a jackass
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  on this show. And what happens is later on, I'll
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  be at a cabaret, talking to a girl. And I start
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  losing my voice. Which may be the best thing
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  for everyone around me. Anna Paulina Luna, that
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  hot piece of ass is pretty dumb. She said she
• 26:26
  was assaulted at a Capitol Hill protest. I can
• 26:29
  imagine. It was so funny when Kelton was trying
• 26:33
  to build a relationship with her when I was working
• 26:35
  there. Why is the fishing radio show getting
• 26:38
  her on? Because she knows that men want to bang
• 26:41
  her. She may be stupid every time she opens up
• 26:45
  that mouth of hers. But she ain't no dummy. This
• 26:50
  is sad. Former Tonight Show bassist John B. Williams,
• 26:53
  the black guy from the Jay Leno show, has dementia.
• 26:56
  That made me feel old. I was always a guy growing
• 26:59
  up. Whatever my parents liked, I liked the opposite.
• 27:03
  They like Seinfeld, I like Friends. I'm married
• 27:07
  with children. They like Letterman, I like Leno.
• 27:11
  So I used to watch Leno every Sunday. And I cannot
• 27:14
  find this joke anywhere online, but it's the
• 27:16
  hardest I've ever laughed in my life. He had
• 27:19
  a joke about a couple of the head socks on the
• 27:22
  train in London. And Jay Leno goes, gives another
• 27:25
  meaning to riding the tube. Oh my God. Myself
• 27:32
  in seventh grade in 2007. I was laughing. So
• 27:38
  yes, I was always a Letterman guy. Oh, clavicular
• 27:42
  streamed his nose job. That's good. Mark Saban.
• 27:48
  Who the hell is Mark Saban? Nick Saban testifies
• 27:52
  on the future of college sports. Woo -hoo. Spencer
• 27:58
  Pratt and Karen Bass are going at it. Cassie
• 28:03
  is no longer in the States. Probably because
• 28:06
  she's a little guilty. That was trippy. I did
• 28:10
  not know what I played. I think it's because
• 28:12
  I pressed the space bar. It was very weird. You
• 28:16
  know what this show is like? Yeah, I'm lying.
• 28:19
  It'll compare me to my former bosses that I learned
• 28:22
  from. No, you know what? This is like the Pee
• 28:27
  Wee's Playhouse of radio. You have no idea what
• 28:29
  might happen. A woman was arrested at Chris Brown's
• 28:35
  Los Angeles house. Man, Sabrina Carpenter, A
• 28:40
  $AP Rocky, and Rihanna. Chris Brown, man, these
• 28:43
  celebrities. Man, they might be in a gated community,
• 28:46
  I think, but man, they are just getting attacked.
• 28:51
  Alex Earle to star in a Benson Boone music video.
• 28:55
  She's going on the video vixen route. Shia LaBeouf
• 29:01
  avoids jail time in the Mardi Gras bar fight.
• 29:05
  You know if it was any everyday average Joe.
• 29:09
  they would be crucified. Oh, it's Shia LaBeouf.
• 29:12
  He did the movie Disturbia and even Stevens.
• 29:15
  Shut up. Sauce. Let me see this guy's name. Sauce
• 29:22
  Waka. I'm saying he doesn't care that Drake hooked
• 29:29
  up with his baby mama. If you're having to address
• 29:32
  the fact that you don't care that he's hooked
• 29:34
  up with your baby mama. It's actually the opposite.
• 29:37
  You do care that he hooked up with your baby
• 29:39
  mama. We'll get to the Adam 22 and Lena the Plug
• 29:46
  divorce later. I think that's a publicity stunt,
• 29:49
  although I think he'd be atrocious to be married
• 29:51
  to. Oh, this is good news for my guy, Andy Cohen.
• 29:54
  He's got a nice 42 -year -old boyfriend. And
• 29:59
  he's always been super private about who he dates.
• 30:04
  Angus Cloud, the character from Euphoria that
• 30:08
  seemed like something I would hang out with because
• 30:10
  I would get free weed at night school. His mom
• 30:12
  was grateful that Euphoria gave him a shout out.
• 30:17
  I could not believe on TMZ .com they had the,
• 30:20
  what do you call it? They had the spoiler alert
• 30:23
  about Euphoria. What are you doing? Bret Michaels'
• 30:28
  daughter. Said that her dad is cool with her
• 30:33
  foot finder career. Yeah. This is what happens
• 30:37
  with rock stars. And radio hosts that are overly
• 30:42
  sexual. Is the karma of the universe gets you
• 30:45
  back. By giving you a daughter. I mean, God,
• 30:58
  she's a hot piece of ass. Did your dad think
• 31:00
  of you? You know, did he watch the show? He's
• 31:02
  currently watching it. He really likes it. He's,
• 31:05
  you know, he's a reality TV royalty. She got
• 31:11
  some fans behind her. I wouldn't mind being behind
• 31:15
  her. Did he give you any advice on anything?
• 31:17
  He did. You know, he just said, be true to yourself.
• 31:20
  That seems like what all the celebrities tell
• 31:23
  their kids that are going on reality shows. That
• 31:24
  same advice was told to Scottie Pippen's kid.
• 31:27
  Careful what you say and do because this stuff
• 31:28
  never dies. Oh, yeah. That is a little bit of
• 31:34
  an alarming laugh. Oh, that's pretty. Yeah, I
• 31:38
  know. I wanted to see. I mean, do you think that
• 31:40
  this is a new Laguna Beach? I mean, because I
• 31:41
  mean, I saw her dad is in support of her foot
• 31:46
  finder career, but I was getting bored there.
• 31:51
  Representative Andy Olgoes, his staffer put out
• 31:54
  an anti -gay tweet and he said it was one of
• 31:56
  his staffers, not him. I love when a tweet that
• 32:01
  a politician agrees with gets posted and they're
• 32:04
  like, that's me. But once it's something that
• 32:06
  has backlash, you're like, no, it's not me. So
• 32:10
  you're going to throw the staffers under the
• 32:11
  bus. Kylie Jenner finally admitted that she had
• 32:17
  a boob job. Of course she did. This is simply
• 32:22
  the best. What is this pop -up? So, after accepting
• 32:25
  a job offer a couple weeks before the start date,
• 32:27
  I had to move myself along with all of my belongings.
• 32:30
  Whatever. So, I found this company online. Got
• 32:32
  it. I called them and got a very fair price.
• 32:34
  Whatever. Very efficient. Shut up! Here is Holly
• 32:38
  Madison saying her kids come first in her love
• 32:41
  life. Which, guys, there should be a warning
• 32:44
  out there for you single moms. Now listen. I
• 32:51
  totally respect that people like Holly Madison
• 32:53
  and other single moms on dating apps that their
• 32:56
  kids come first because they should. But that
• 33:00
  doesn't mean that if you're single, you should
• 33:01
  date them. If Holly Madison is saying that her
• 33:07
  kids come first, every single mom's kid should
• 33:11
  come first. Single moms, you should only date
• 33:15
  someone with kids because then you'll get it.
• 33:19
  Does your family like her? Have they met him?
• 33:21
  No. No? My family is like way off in Oregon.
• 33:24
  Oh, yeah. They're getting high in Portland. They
• 33:27
  haven't been here in the last three months. It's
• 33:29
  only been three months. Wow. Only three months.
• 33:31
  I thought you were going to say 30 years. I haven't
• 33:33
  seen my mom in three months. Right. So when dating,
• 33:38
  mama bear, how long do you have to date someone
• 33:41
  before they meet the kids? Well, I've only dated
• 33:44
  between like Steve and when I was married, I
• 33:47
  only dated one other person. Yeah. She got the
• 33:50
  guy after guy back in the day. And a lot of these
• 33:53
  video, a lot of these former planets, whatever
• 33:57
  they are. A lot of times they retire from sex
• 33:59
  because they had so much. I dated him for six
• 34:03
  years. It was a very long. Ever. Because for
• 34:07
  me, like it's a joint custody thing. So my life
• 34:09
  is extremely compartmentalized. So 50 % of the
• 34:12
  time I'm with my kids and 50 % I'm completely
• 34:15
  not. You gotta get plowed during the other 50%.
• 34:17
  Or even the 50 % when you have the kids. Just
• 34:20
  have the guy on the second floor. Worst case
• 34:24
  scenario, he hide under the bed when the kids
• 34:26
  come in. That's the time I spend with. I'm kidding.
• 34:28
  Like whoever I'm dating. So your ex of six years
• 34:33
  never met your kids? Nope, not once. Did you
• 34:36
  want to? Yeah, this is why it's complicated.
• 34:41
  Deep down inside, you kind of always had a feeling
• 34:44
  like, I don't know about that. Well, we started
• 34:46
  dating seven years ago, so my kids were so much
• 34:49
  younger. My son was two. My daughter was like
• 34:52
  seven, six or seven. So it would have been a
• 34:56
  different story. I might be a little more comfortable
• 34:59
  introducing them to someone. Gee, I wonder why
• 35:01
  I lose my throat during the day when they go.
• 35:04
  Over and over. No, but I think with the last
• 35:08
  guy. I don't care anymore. It's good that she
• 35:11
  picks her kids first, but that does not mean
• 35:13
  you should date her as a guy. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 35:19
  That's 856 -494 -6773. Blueface says he will
• 35:25
  pay Soulja Boy's baby mama rent. That's good
• 35:31
  of him. These idiots are simping for women. You
• 35:34
  got Neon buying Birkin bags. People paying for
• 35:41
  it. Put the money in the Roth IRA. What are you
• 35:43
  doing? 50 Cent reacts to his baby mama's sex
• 35:49
  tape. That's a lot of sex tape. None of that.
• 35:53
  That ain't got nothing to do with none of the
• 35:54
  parties. What you're looking at right now is
• 35:58
  separate. It feels like it's special because...
• 36:01
  It's my son's mom in the actual tape. That was
• 36:04
  a terrible video. But we haven't had any intimacy
• 36:07
  in 12 years. She can be out back with a dog for
• 36:11
  all I care. To be honest with you, you know,
• 36:16
  and she's the only person that we didn't get
• 36:18
  into the documentary that I wish we did because
• 36:22
  it would be the person instead that wasn't a
• 36:24
  victim. Got it. That wasn't a victim. No. Nah,
• 36:29
  there you go. 856. 49 Hoppy. Mm -hmm. Let's see
• 36:35
  what we got here. South Carolina cop was arrested
• 36:38
  and fired for allegedly aiming his gun at a fellow
• 36:41
  cop after he microwaved fish at work. That sounds
• 36:45
  healthy. All right, here's the deal. I just found
• 36:48
  out that the computer I use here... Mm -hmm.
• 36:53
  is going to restart in five minutes. And I don't
• 36:55
  want to lose my show because we're laughing here.
• 36:58
  We're romantic. We're dancing. Normally, I don't
• 37:02
  take a break until about an hour in. But to make
• 37:05
  sure I don't lose my show, we're going to be
• 37:06
  right back. Hang on. Howdy. Happy hour. Happy
• 37:12
  hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be
• 37:27
  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 37:29
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 37:34
  poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 37:40
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 37:42
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 37:45
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 37:47
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
• 37:51
  worry, Fresno. The hour will be right back. Here's
• 37:55
  Drake and Lil Wayne with Ransom. Yeah, boy wonder,
• 38:24
  I swear it's like this every single time Toronto,
• 38:27
  I got you, I got us I'm a hog, gotta get along
• 38:34
  with, get on the zone With when shit be going
• 38:36
  right, well I just flip into the wrong shit The
• 38:39
  team that I belong to, the artists I put on with
• 38:41
  Don't ever ask for nothing, cause them niggas
• 38:43
  got their own shit Knee and weave, feel like
• 38:45
  a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with
• 38:48
  the red seats, I call it playing checkers And
• 38:50
  I'm never done I'm forever giving lectures. If
• 38:53
  you're trying to meet with money, I'd be happy
• 38:55
  to connect you. Life is better than it's ever
• 38:57
  been. Scheduling million dollar meetings with
• 39:00
  the president. Someone cut the lights on. Where
• 39:02
  is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo. Watch me as
• 39:06
  I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for me and
• 39:09
  my people. And if you're trying to zone, I got
• 39:11
  a whole swish of sweet food. Rappers are liars,
• 39:14
  and they women are deceitful. Add it to they
• 39:16
  subtract me. I'd never be an equal. Last place
• 39:19
  Drizzy is the next in the lead now Weezy told
• 39:22
  me just write every single thing you need down
• 39:24
  Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be
• 39:27
  now Bout to start ballin' like I'm comin' off
• 39:29
  a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most braggin'
• 39:33
  rights Because a nigga spit crack, bag it tight
• 39:36
  Hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their
• 39:38
  swagger right Cause I done came with more fire
• 39:40
  than a dragon fight You pussy -ass hater, you
• 39:43
  should do you You ain't heard of me, then you
• 39:46
  should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a
• 39:48
  red clue, Wayne's here, so Bet he felt that like
• 39:51
  the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin', I
• 39:54
  ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
• 39:57
  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
• 40:00
  to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little
• 40:03
  me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
• 40:06
  to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket 20 ,000
• 40:08
  to be in it where they ask me Cash like Johnny,
• 40:11
  banks like Ashley Burn it like a Camelite, stupid
• 40:15
  hoe, ask me Don't ask me shit about me And know
• 40:19
  the game really ain't shit without me She might
• 40:22
  have to pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna
• 40:24
  know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 40:26
  down to see I'm gone now Kissing, I got us This
• 40:40
  is my promise I'ma bring that barrel to them
• 40:43
  bitches' eyeliners I pick the butt up and bop
• 40:48
  bop then bop bop again I would butt fuck your
• 40:51
  friend then suck up her twin I put the butt up
• 40:53
  to him then bop bop and bop bop and bop bop again
• 40:57
  Suck nut you duck fuck your unloving kin Now
• 41:00
  don't rub it in like Luvederm on a new tattoo
• 41:03
  I had to kick my princess up out my casso Dad
• 41:07
  who never had that dude always had a black tooth
• 41:10
  Even when I was at school cause bullies aren't
• 41:12
  bulletproof It's called hoodie too, probably
• 41:15
  ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the
• 41:17
  only thing in the hood is you I do everything
• 41:19
  good as you know, I do everything better I get
• 41:22
  paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,
• 41:26
  like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
• 41:29
  In a sec, in a sec, bring it back Like work in
• 41:32
  the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am headed
• 41:35
  to the butt like, butt, butt again Might fly
• 41:38
  to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne
• 41:42
  bucks again, and fucking spend them bucks and
• 41:46
  then just fuck around, if I told you I'ma do
• 41:49
  it, I did it, got my city on my feet, about to
• 41:51
  pop out, let's get it, let's get it, motherfucker,
• 41:54
  what you waiting on, it is bottom in the bed,
• 41:56
  pissing, I'm about to get shitty, I'm with it,
• 41:59
  you Money is the it you want me wit And I probably
• 42:02
  just spit on the chick you won't be wit And I
• 42:04
  hate a phony bitch only like I'm only thick And
• 42:07
  I own hip hop, if you don't spit I'm gon' evict
• 42:10
  And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer
• 42:13
  And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy
• 42:15
  Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm too busy to
• 42:18
  play father And when it comes to the game, I'm
• 42:20
  too willing to play harder So harder I go, there
• 42:23
  he go They chant MVP when I shoot a free throw
• 42:27
  CEO Jazz, what it do? The haters on their face
• 42:31
  and in their ass is a shoe. Faster than you,
• 42:34
  badder than you, radder than you, etc. I told
• 42:38
  you I get paid by the letter like A, B, C, D,
• 42:41
  E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,
• 42:47
  T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, C, Top, S, E, Rock, and
• 42:52
  me and Jizzy both wrote on D. I saw nothing like
• 43:16
  that. Okay. So yeah, the system had to reset.
• 43:22
  And it just like reset. It didn't even say like,
• 43:25
  hey, because once it happened, it was like, hey,
• 43:28
  it didn't even say like, hey, do you want to
• 43:29
  save the progress? It just reset that computer.
• 43:32
  So I would have lost everything. But we're back.
• 43:34
  856 -49 -HOPI. That's 856 -494 -6773. Here is
• 43:41
  Ted Danson addressing his blackface scandal.
• 43:43
  I would like to address this and apologize forever.
• 43:48
  I know what was in my heart. So I have no problem
• 43:53
  talking about this, but I need to and want to
• 43:56
  apologize for the rest of my life because somebody
• 43:58
  today can go on the Internet. You're right. And
• 44:01
  go, what the fuck? Yeah. Wow. I feel betrayed.
• 44:04
  I feel angry. Yeah. Whatever. And I did that.
• 44:10
  So once again, this is not a, you know, I've
• 44:15
  prefaced myself out of what's going on. Can I
• 44:18
  tell you what was going on? Because I think it.
• 44:21
  There are lessons, you know. So he wore a black
• 44:24
  face like 20, 35 years ago. More like 35. So,
• 44:29
  and Whoopi, I apologize if you're listening to,
• 44:33
  you know, be talking. But. Whoopi and I had had
• 44:38
  an affair. Yeah, having sex with Whoopi sounds
• 44:41
  gross. It was ending, and we actually asked the
• 44:47
  Fries Club. We had already agreed to do it, and
• 44:50
  then our relationship was... ending and we said
• 44:52
  well we should get out of this and they said
• 44:54
  we will sue you because they had then sold so
• 44:58
  many tickets oh showbiz yeah yes and again this
• 45:01
  is not really a public event right it's not really
• 45:03
  supposedly yeah and uh and shout out to w kamau
• 45:07
  bell for giving him a good interview and not
• 45:09
  like cornering him like charlemagne wood um and
• 45:14
  um i so my brain was going, okay, here is one
• 45:21
  of the most outrageous, funny, you know, black
• 45:26
  women in the world at that point. And I'm supposed
• 45:32
  to be roasting her, and I'm not a stand -up.
• 45:36
  I can't run with the bulls. I am, you know, I'm
• 45:40
  an actor. All right, so he's sorry. I'm getting
• 45:42
  bored. I wanted to let it play out, but I have
• 45:45
  that saying, if I'm bored, you're bored. It's
• 45:48
  not getting to the point. 856 -49 -HOPI. A movie
• 45:55
  theater employee is going viral after over $140
• 45:58
  ,000 was raised on a GoFundMe to help her retire.
• 46:01
  So there is an elder woman who is a janitor at
• 46:05
  a movie theater. I don't know. I don't know if
• 46:11
  it's jealousy or what. Sometimes when I see these
• 46:14
  people just doing their job. And people raise
• 46:17
  a GoFundMe. I'm like, hey, this is my narcissism.
• 46:19
  Hey, can we start a GoFundMe for me? 21 year
• 46:24
  old Brooklyn Green says she was at an AMC theater
• 46:27
  in Maryville, Tennessee with her grandparents
• 46:28
  when she noticed. Oh, so she's from Tennessee.
• 46:31
  So she's a nice Southern. Elderly woman pushing
• 46:35
  a cleaning cart. Feeling moved, Brooklyn recorded
• 46:37
  a video and later posted it to TikTok. Yeah,
• 46:39
  I'm sure she really enjoyed them. Before launching
• 46:42
  a GoFundMe campaign. Fundraiser quickly exploded
• 46:45
  online, bringing in more than $100 ,000. All
• 46:48
  right, there you go. And I'm sure she kept working.
• 46:52
  Rick Ross has a message for us. He says he's
• 46:56
  the boat, the biggest of all time. The boat.
• 47:01
  Biggest of all time, baby. I will say, as much
• 47:04
  of a douchebag I think he is, and I like his
• 47:07
  music. Man, he's got a cool voice. The boat.
• 47:15
  Man, he's shaped like one. 8 -5 -6. 49 hop. Let's
• 47:23
  see what we got here. Clavicular says his mom
• 47:26
  tells Dr. Miami's office to... Not do the surgery.
• 47:30
  Accusing him of being a felon and a drug addict.
• 47:32
  I cannot play it. It's got music in the background.
• 47:36
  How the hell is Clavicula allowed to play Never
• 47:39
  Gonna Give You Up without getting a copyright
• 47:40
  strike? Unless he's paying for something that
• 47:42
  allows it. I'm so sick of this. Me, the underground
• 47:46
  operation. I can't play copyrighted music. Oh,
• 47:50
  it's Clavicula. Shut up. That was obnoxious.
• 47:57
  Okay. This is so funny to me. This is how much
• 48:00
  of incels and losers people can be on Twitter.
• 48:06
  The word overweight is now going for women that
• 48:09
  are sick. You know what? All the incels out there,
• 48:13
  just call them all fat. I'll tell them they're
• 48:15
  big boned and can sit on my lap. I love a woman
• 48:19
  with more meat on the bones. And this quote unquote
• 48:24
  overweight single mom explains how modern women
• 48:27
  are cooked. Ladies, we are cooked. Let me tell
• 48:33
  you a story. Cook me a dinner. I just literally
• 48:36
  got home. I went and had drinks with my cousin,
• 48:38
  right? Oh, it is. Where did that go? And we went
• 48:42
  to this new bar and it was my cousin, me, and
• 48:45
  then this very, very attractive guy sitting on
• 48:49
  this side. Oh, yeah. I think I do remember seeing
• 48:52
  you there. Oh, it was me. Get it. And I'm like,
• 48:56
  okay, I don't know if I should like, I haven't
• 48:59
  seen my cousin in a while, so we're catching
• 49:01
  up, whatever. I go to the bathroom, come back
• 49:03
  out. They're both talking. Okay, cool. They're
• 49:06
  chopping it up, whatever, whatever. Got it. So
• 49:08
  then I come back, right? And so we start having,
• 49:11
  you know, all three of us conversation. I heard
• 49:14
  it from the threesome. And now at this point,
• 49:16
  he knows we're cousins, right? And so I'm thinking,
• 49:20
  who? He's kind of cute, right? Yeah. Mm -mm.
• 49:25
  He didn't want this. Mm -mm. Mm -mm. I want you
• 49:30
  very... Mm! On all fours! Nope. That's not the
• 49:34
  vibe I got. So, as the conversation keeps going...
• 49:38
  Got it. He didn't remember my name. He didn't
• 49:42
  remember my name. Oh, poor you! You sound damaged.
• 49:47
  Why do I say that? I'm damaged. Mm -hmm. You
• 49:52
  know what I mean? And I'm like this. All right,
• 49:59
  boring. So she got rejected. That's how it feels
• 50:03
  to be a guy 24 -7. I love when a woman gets rejected
• 50:08
  and they're like, that sucks. Yeah, it does.
• 50:11
  Chris Brown got his master's degree. Good for
• 50:14
  him. What do we got here in the club? neon everyone's
• 50:20
  favorite streamer he appeared emotional before
• 50:25
  walking off the stream um including when cheating
• 50:29
  allegations were brought up about alabama you've
• 50:31
  never banged her she was never yours she was
• 50:34
  using you How do I know she was using you? But
• 50:40
  I've been used by women. How did it make you
• 50:43
  feel I cupped you for a fallen off BBC rapper
• 50:45
  sign? I'll be back. I'm going to go cry. Get
• 50:51
  over there. Check her. Man, he is so sensitive.
• 50:57
  God. I get it. I've already done the whole thing.
• 51:01
  The whole segment. I'm just telling you, like,
• 51:07
  She's pretty, but she's skanky pretty. I think
• 51:10
  it's the ego of Neon that he's mad that he can't
• 51:16
  get a girl like her. Do you want herpes? Get
• 51:22
  out. I did the scene with Jason. We had a little
• 51:27
  fun. God damn it. I hate when Twitter does this.
• 51:30
  I don't want you to fucking pause. God, today's
• 51:32
  just irritating. Stop the shot. I'm starting
• 51:38
  to get mad because we all know we haven't really
• 51:41
  talked about it yet. But Adam 22 and Lena the
• 51:47
  plug, I got a divorce. A part of me wonders if
• 51:52
  it's a publicity stunt. And a part of me wonders
• 51:56
  how real it is. But before that, feds claim they
• 52:02
  have multiple witnesses ready to testify against
• 52:04
  Lil Durk. As the cool kids say, he is cut. Mm
• 52:09
  -hmm. For all the info on everything I talk about
• 52:13
  on this show, go to RyanHoppyRadio .com. It's
• 52:18
  H -O -P -P -E, not H -O -P -P -Y. Mm -hmm. If
• 52:23
  you say H -O -P -P -Y, ain't gonna take you there.
• 52:27
  Don't think you're some gay porn star. I'm kidding.
• 52:29
  All right, I got everything loaded up. So, Who
• 52:34
  would have saw it coming that Adam 22 and Lena
• 52:40
  the Plug would get a divorce? You need someone
• 52:43
  to... I mean, we already saw the clip recently
• 52:46
  from Vlad TV that their threesome seemed to be
• 52:49
  a little problematic because he wanted to be
• 52:53
  just monogamous with him. And he did not like
• 52:56
  that. And here's what happened. Lena the Plug
• 52:59
  has filed for divorce. I thought it was Lena.
• 53:01
  I like Lena better. From Adam 22. The two have
• 53:04
  been married since 2023. Wow, only that short?
• 53:07
  I thought it was longer. And according to court
• 53:09
  docs obtained by TMZ, Lena filed for divorce
• 53:12
  on June 1st, which happens to be her birthday.
• 53:14
  Yeah. You mean letting other people bang your
• 53:17
  wife and then the person that banged your wife
• 53:19
  better than you ever did on camera beating you
• 53:20
  up in a boxing match and you being a beta male
• 53:22
  douchebag? You're telling me that doesn't work
• 53:24
  in the end? No way. God, the presses. And they've
• 53:29
  been separated since April 15th. She is seeking
• 53:32
  legal and physical custody of their child. Oh,
• 53:35
  wow. She does not want him around the kid. So
• 53:40
  there's that. And now we have some clips. Sabalina
• 53:44
  the plug. First, this is DJ Academics exposing
• 53:47
  them. I'm in a group chat with Adam. I immediately
• 53:49
  called this out as a promotional stunt. I said,
• 53:52
  come on. What video are y 'all dropping now?
• 53:57
  Okay. Let's go over the facts. Got it. She filed
• 54:02
  it on June 1st, her birthday. She posted a video
• 54:05
  referring to him. Man, I really hope she gets
• 54:10
  signed by like Brothers and Die Far and one of
• 54:13
  those good porn sites. Because she's really good.
• 54:17
  She's top notch at what she does. But the thing
• 54:22
  is, in all the videos, it's Adam 22 going, oh
• 54:25
  yeah. Shut up. Not only what's there for me while
• 54:30
  we're trying to climax, because we're all alone
• 54:32
  on her birthday. As her husband. Yeah. Okay.
• 54:36
  She filed it without a lawyer. That's a big red
• 54:42
  flag. She claims she has no access to her financial
• 54:46
  assets or financial resources. Adam has said
• 54:53
  this publicly before. I've talked to Elena. I've
• 54:56
  seen her in person. She basically acts like there
• 54:59
  are two different countries. Actually, she was
• 55:07
  like, yeah, that's his money over there. He boxing,
• 55:08
  that's his money. My money's over here. I got
• 55:10
  this. Oh, yeah. So they were in a business relationship.
• 55:16
  I've been around people on the radio that do
• 55:18
  this. It never works out. Is that in third? That's
• 55:23
  not true. So I'm not going to sit here and just
• 55:25
  act like I'm blind to just like roast Adam. And
• 55:29
  I would have done an epic roast. Trust me. All
• 55:31
  right. We heard enough, man. Yeah, DJ academics
• 55:36
  creeps me out, man. Maybe it's because there's
• 55:40
  those allegations of him talking to underage
• 55:42
  kids. Here's a clip from No Jumper before their
• 55:50
  breakup. And the caption says, fans are saying,
• 55:54
  I'm going to still say Lena the Plug, not Lena.
• 55:56
  Lena the Plug broke up with Adam 22 after this
• 56:01
  clip of him complaining about fucking other girls.
• 56:04
  that she didn't want to watch here it is going
• 56:07
  and another girl and they're just like telling
• 56:08
  you about it because the one time i think it
• 56:10
  was only one time on plug talk where you woke
• 56:13
  up and you were sick as a dog and so you couldn't
• 56:15
  come you couldn't come to set that day but it
• 56:19
  was a girl shout out alva j everybody sign up
• 56:21
  on uh Onlyplugtalk .com. She thinks I have beef.
• 56:25
  Everyone thinks I have beef with her now because
• 56:26
  she did this. I don't care. You have roast beef
• 56:27
  currants. Onlyplugtalk .com if you want to see
• 56:30
  the scene. But me and Alva J, we did a scene
• 56:33
  while you were at home. I'm sure she loves that.
• 56:38
  And you didn't want to see it afterwards. You
• 56:41
  were actually a little... Yeah, before you left
• 56:42
  the house, I was in bed. I remember I was like,
• 56:44
  okay, go do the scene. Don't tell me how it went
• 56:46
  when you come back. And I don't want to see any
• 56:48
  clips from it. Which is... What a good marriage
• 56:51
  this was. Interesting, because when you came
• 56:54
  back from doing this scene the other day, I wanted
• 56:57
  to hear about it. A lot. I wanted to know what
• 57:00
  I was going to find. I think he's in the closet,
• 57:02
  dude. I think he wants guys. I wanted to know,
• 57:06
  like, what's the most extreme thing that happened?
• 57:10
  So here's a girl describing what it's like to
• 57:15
  be the plus size girl in the group. So I saw
• 57:18
  this girl on here talk about her experience as
• 57:22
  the plus -size friend in a group of girls. And
• 57:25
  it reminded me of something. I don't care. I'm
• 57:29
  sorry. Don't get to the freaking point. Boring.
• 57:33
  Blah, blah, blah. What is it about these women
• 57:37
  out there doing these selfie videos in the car?
• 57:41
  What are you doing? It's ridiculous. It's so
• 57:46
  ridiculous. I got my headphones unplugged. I
• 57:50
  don't know. I don't know. Why would you do a
• 57:56
  selfie video? Bye. And then their response would
• 58:00
  be, why do you do a podcast? I don't know. I
• 58:04
  did the scene with Jason. We had a little fun
• 58:08
  little press run. I don't, I don't, I haven't
• 58:12
  seen him since the scene. I don't know when the
• 58:13
  next time I'm going to see him is, you know?
• 58:15
  People just can't really believe that that could
• 58:18
  be the case. It's like, oh, she's still thinking
• 58:21
  about him. She's fucking him behind Adam's back.
• 58:23
  Like everyone just makes these little backstories
• 58:25
  because it is all of their fears in their relationships.
• 58:29
  I think. It also really pissed them off that
• 58:35
  I'm in this relationship with Adam and Adam like
• 58:38
  allowed me to go do this thing. Oh, yeah. Because.
• 58:43
  That was a good video. They think in some way
• 58:46
  that I'm going to influence their wife. Water.
• 58:50
  Man, I just sit here all single and these morons.
• 58:53
  Here's a clip from Joy Taylor's podcast. It's
• 58:57
  hard. Success is hard. Yeah, it is. That's why
• 59:00
  I sucked my way to the top. That's why I gave
• 59:04
  top. Requires sacrifice. These are not conversations
• 59:07
  that men have, and we have to be more serious
• 59:09
  about it. If a man works 80 hours a week, he's
• 59:12
  driven. Who's working 80 hours a week, bitch?
• 59:15
  If she works 80 hours a week, who the hell's
• 59:18
  watching her kids? How are you going to find
• 59:20
  a man when you're - I've had enough of this.
• 59:22
  Brod! Man, she has reached that territory where
• 59:27
  she does not look hot anymore. Yeah, Joy Taylor's
• 59:30
  still hot. Once you're on TV, you saw those milkers
• 59:34
  there. No, it's like scumming up. It's like she's
• 59:36
  a nun. Today on TM. Okay, one thing bigger than
• 59:44
  the USA 250 celebration, that is Taylor Swift's
• 59:48
  wedding, and we are getting an idea on where
• 59:51
  it's gonna be. I don't give a shit. People have
• 59:53
  been talking about Rhode Island because she has
• 59:55
  the biggest state there. TMZ DC found Senator
• 59:58
  Sheldon Whitehouse from Rhode Island. I think
• 1:00:01
  that she gave Rhode Island a pass. Isn't this
• 1:00:04
  a bad look for Sheldon Whitehouse? What is he
• 1:00:05
  gonna do? You've gotta lobby. Give Taylor Swift
• 1:00:07
  a tax break. If he gave Taylor Swift a tax break,
• 1:00:10
  the billionaire I'm Annie Moore. She said that
• 1:00:13
  when she was giving birth, she was taking a long
• 1:00:15
  time to push, and the doctor was saying to the
• 1:00:17
  midwife, like, I hear him complaining to the
• 1:00:19
  midwife that there's a lobster truck, like, outside.
• 1:00:21
  He probably wasn't going to get a lobster roll
• 1:00:23
  for lunch. I think I'm going to miss the lobster,
• 1:00:26
  like, lunch. I just don't think seafood would
• 1:00:29
  be at the top of my dance card. So we got Rain
• 1:00:34
  Michaels, the daughter of Bret Michaels. Hot
• 1:00:37
  pissers. And she is on Calabasas Confidential.
• 1:00:41
  I did. Oh, yeah. Mentioned Feet Finder to him,
• 1:00:44
  which was kind of a big thing. I want you to
• 1:00:48
  live out all the stuff you want to do. So are
• 1:00:50
  you okay with me doing Feet Finder? You can make
• 1:00:52
  money off your feet. I've thought about that,
• 1:00:55
  and I'll be honest. The problem is my feet are
• 1:00:59
  ugly. I have size 18 feet, but my feet do not
• 1:01:03
  look good. Go for it. Are you on? All right,
• 1:01:06
  so there's TMZ. Today just feels like, I don't
• 1:01:09
  even know if this is real life. Like, I know
• 1:01:11
  it is. But I don't know if I'm out of my body
• 1:01:13
  or what it is. I just feel different today. I
• 1:01:16
  feel like I'm floating. Or maybe I'm just stoned.
• 1:01:20
  Whatever. Happy Hot Topic. Tom Holland reveals
• 1:01:28
  why he'll never host Saturday Night Live. I don't
• 1:01:31
  think he'd be good on it. He'd be taking it way
• 1:01:34
  too seriously. The Spider -Man star admits there's
• 1:01:37
  basically zero chance he'd ever host Saturday
• 1:01:39
  Night Live, and he has a very valid reason for
• 1:01:42
  turning down the once -in -a -lifetime opportunity.
• 1:01:44
  Got it. Tom says this to SNL alum Amy Poehler
• 1:01:47
  on the June 2nd episode of her Good Hang podcast.
• 1:01:50
  Got it. I'm heavily dyslexic. I am. Man. There's
• 1:01:55
  that, and then there's this. Jennifer Garner
• 1:01:58
  is getting candid about the effects of her divorce
• 1:02:00
  from Ben Affleck. I'm sure it wasn't good! During
• 1:02:04
  an interview with InStyle, published June 3rd,
• 1:02:07
  the actress, who shares three kids with the Oscar
• 1:02:10
  winner, shares how the former couple's 2015 split
• 1:02:13
  impacted their young family, saying, When my
• 1:02:19
  kids were little, I worked so little, and then
• 1:02:22
  we had such an upheaval in our family that I
• 1:02:24
  really hardly worked for a long time. Whatever.
• 1:02:27
  And her decision to take a step back to focus
• 1:02:30
  on her family largely came from the give and
• 1:02:32
  takes of working in the business. Yeah, you know,
• 1:02:36
  she got sick of it. Explaining, first of all,
• 1:02:39
  when you're in a performance kind of role, you
• 1:02:41
  give up a year, year and a half of performance
• 1:02:43
  while you are pregnant, having a baby, recovery.
• 1:02:46
  And while she still managed to nab roles in Juno
• 1:02:49
  and the Kingdom during that period, even breastfeeding
• 1:02:52
  between... Alright, she's... Turns out Rod Stewart
• 1:03:01
  does want to talk about it. Nearly one week after
• 1:03:04
  the I Don't Want To Talk About It singer cancelled
• 1:03:06
  two shows from his Las Vegas residency just hours
• 1:03:10
  before going on stage, he shared an insight to
• 1:03:13
  fans at his June 2nd concert into what happened
• 1:03:16
  prior. In a video shared on Instagram, he said,
• 1:03:30
  How Paul is he? His freaking wife's telling him.
• 1:03:33
  Ron Stewart. He swiped at him. His wife's freaking
• 1:03:38
  telling him. You know that Amazon woman tears
• 1:03:41
  him apart. Jennifer Aniston makes a rare comment
• 1:03:45
  about ex -husband Brad Pitt. Ah, it's a very
• 1:03:48
  rare comment. The Friends alum, who played Rachel
• 1:03:53
  Green on the beloved NBC sitcom, opens up about
• 1:03:56
  Brad while looking back at the show's iconic
• 1:03:58
  Thanksgiving -themed episodes with her former
• 1:04:00
  co -star Lisa Kudrow. Lisa tells Jennifer during
• 1:04:03
  a joint interview for Variety's Actors on Actors,
• 1:04:06
  published June 3rd, Guys were great, the Thanksgiving
• 1:04:09
  episodes. When Brad was on, that was hilarious.
• 1:04:12
  Whatever. Damn! Then there's this. Scott Pelley
• 1:04:16
  is sharing his perspective after being fired
• 1:04:19
  from 60 Minutes. Bye, bitch! Shortly after the
• 1:04:22
  longtime correspondent was axed from his position
• 1:04:25
  at CBS News, he reiterates his previous sentiment
• 1:04:28
  about the direction the storied news program
• 1:04:30
  was headed since David Ellison's company, Skydance,
• 1:04:33
  acquired CBS's parent company, Paramount, and
• 1:04:36
  installed Barry Weiss as editor -in -chief in
• 1:04:38
  October. Pelley writes, in part, in a statement
• 1:04:42
  obtained by MSNOW June 3rd, the new owner of
• 1:04:45
  the network is casting this legend aside, apparently
• 1:04:47
  to curry a moment of favor with the Trump administration.
• 1:04:50
  What a cut! He said! Everything's political with
• 1:04:54
  that moron. Jessica Chubb's Shannon and her wife
• 1:04:57
  are calling it quits. The reality star who previously
• 1:05:00
  appeared on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo alongside
• 1:05:02
  her mother June, Mama June Shannon. Can you imagine
• 1:05:05
  having Mama June as a mother? Half -sister Alana
• 1:05:08
  Honey Boo Boo Thompson announced she broke up
• 1:05:11
  with her wife Cheyenne McCant. The pair legally
• 1:05:14
  wed in February 2025, according to Georgia records.
• 1:05:17
  All right, so they broke up. Whatever. A judge
• 1:05:20
  is ordering a Sabrina Carpenter superfan to please,
• 1:05:23
  please, please stay 100 yards away from her.
• 1:05:26
  Yeah, it's a stalker, so they're sick of that.
• 1:05:28
  And then there's this right here. Joe Jonas shared
• 1:05:31
  an insight into his co -parenting dynamic with
• 1:05:34
  ex -wife Sophie Turner. During the June 2nd episode
• 1:05:38
  of Joe and his brothers Nick and Kevin's podcast,
• 1:05:41
  he shared how fatherhood has changed his life
• 1:05:44
  for the better. I'm a single dad and I co -parent
• 1:05:47
  with my wife. children's mother. My children
• 1:05:51
  have given me like purpose again in my life.
• 1:05:54
  They've really like given me the reason to be
• 1:05:57
  alive. He added, I think in my saddest moments,
• 1:05:59
  I'm able to be reminded quickly that a hug from
• 1:06:02
  them can solve the world's problems in my own
• 1:06:05
  world. There you go. I'm glad you're figuring
• 1:06:07
  that out. We got this right here. It is 98 days
• 1:06:23
  until the NFL returns. Woo -hoo! And I do not
• 1:06:32
  like that Caleb Williams is undercover at Madden.
• 1:06:37
  Hopefully he can break the Madden curse. But
• 1:06:40
  I'm not feeling too good. And the 49ers' Brandon
• 1:06:43
  Ayuk is wanted by cops after a viral speeding
• 1:06:46
  video. And Stefan says, Stefan Diggs said that
• 1:06:51
  him and Cardi B are great, that we can relax.
• 1:06:54
  You're still a deadbeat, Dad. But it is what
• 1:06:57
  it is. Rob Gronkowski said he lived off of $50
• 1:07:01
  ,000 as an NFL rookie because the NFL means not
• 1:07:04
  for long. So he's smart. We're going to hear
• 1:07:08
  about Aaron Hernandez jerking off. But that's
• 1:07:11
  just a Hoppy Hauer analysis to get here. But
• 1:07:14
  first. All right. Like around Aaron Hernandez.
• 1:07:27
  I was just going to get into that. We heard stories
• 1:07:29
  about like him being in the team meeting room,
• 1:07:30
  like beating off. And like, oh yeah. Doing crazy
• 1:07:33
  shit. I mean. And honestly, if you don't want
• 1:07:37
  to talk about it, we don't have to. That's a
• 1:07:39
  possibility. So that's what happened there. Here's
• 1:07:43
  Honey Albeck in January about returning to the
• 1:07:46
  Giants. And just being able to take that time
• 1:07:48
  off. Be with my son and be with family and just
• 1:07:51
  reprioritize what was important to me. There
• 1:07:55
  you go. And then here's Max Crosby about the
• 1:07:58
  failed trade to the Ravens. You know, I don't
• 1:08:03
  really want to talk about that, to be honest.
• 1:08:04
  It's under the bridge. It's a long time ago.
• 1:08:07
  Yeah, he's ready for the season. It is a time
• 1:08:09
  for happy hoops. I got it! MJ to Kobe, legends
• 1:08:40
  in the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of
• 1:08:43
  fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind
• 1:08:46
  the curtain, nothing left the same. Last night,
• 1:08:51
  it was the New York Knicks beating the Spurs.
• 1:08:57
  And a fame. Crazy exes, wild and scandalous.
• 1:09:02
  I know about crazy exes. A fan ran on the court.
• 1:09:05
  And here's what Wemby said about it. A fan ran
• 1:09:08
  on the court to take a selfie with Victor Weminyama
• 1:09:10
  during Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Mitchell Robinson
• 1:09:12
  looked a bit confused. Wemby smiled for the photo
• 1:09:15
  and he spoke about it in his post -game interview.
• 1:09:17
  I wonder if they asked him to delete it. Victor,
• 1:09:19
  kind of a strange situation there at the end
• 1:09:21
  with the fan running up to you. Have you been
• 1:09:23
  in that situation before during a game? What
• 1:09:26
  was going through your head and did you smile
• 1:09:28
  for the picture? I've never been in that situation.
• 1:09:31
  I didn't know how to act. And it really surprised
• 1:09:35
  me almost as much as that time where a bat crashed
• 1:09:38
  the court. There you go. I'm starting to get
• 1:09:42
  a headache from the coffee I had. Jesus Christ.
• 1:09:45
  Ah, here's Carl Anthony Towns about his mom not
• 1:09:48
  being here and her watching from heaven. I don't
• 1:09:50
  want to sound sugarcoating or anything like that,
• 1:09:52
  but Shaq, you know, you would know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:56
  I don't know what it was, but I just felt a calm
• 1:09:58
  and a peace. that I don't know how to become
• 1:10:01
  from the woman above. So I felt really confident
• 1:10:04
  about today. I felt good. You know, I felt like
• 1:10:09
  a kid. I felt like it was just fun out here.
• 1:10:11
  This is something that as a kid, you always dream
• 1:10:13
  about. You always hope that you just hope to
• 1:10:17
  be an NBA player, let alone to be in the NBA
• 1:10:19
  finals. And all day, it was just a weird feeling.
• 1:10:23
  It felt like I was a kid getting ready to go
• 1:10:25
  play my Saturday AAU games and Sunday AAU games.
• 1:10:30
  In a way, I felt like I was seeing her in the
• 1:10:33
  stands and it was just, it was fun. It was really
• 1:10:36
  fun and it was really comforting. So there's
• 1:10:38
  that. Here's Wemby on his performance. No, of
• 1:10:43
  course not. I agree with the coach. And, I mean,
• 1:10:48
  it's the same. Every team guards differently,
• 1:10:50
  you know. I'm going to figure it out. It's, yeah,
• 1:10:55
  I mean, I was bad tonight. Yeah, you need to
• 1:10:57
  learn that, James Harden, taking accountability.
• 1:11:00
  And here's Jalen Brunson. I don't know when,
• 1:11:03
  but for the longest time, whenever something
• 1:11:07
  is accomplished, I'm looking forward to the next.
• 1:11:10
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  There you go. Damian Lillard's baby mama saying
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  she's not a homewrecker, even though she probably
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  is. Here is Mike Brown talking to the coach.
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  We were all bitching too much at the officials,
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  and Rick Brunson was great. He told me to shut
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  here's a woman. We just felt well before you
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  were mayor. For background, you needed to see
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  what you're dealing with here with Chuck. I learned
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  a long time ago you can't teach courage, you
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  can't teach class, and Mr. Barthley reminds us
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  of that. Yeah, Danny Roddenbrun! Hang on. That
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  was a joke. Your city gave Billy Madison a career,
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  so... I wouldn't really be talking about class.
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  Yeah. Hot topic. A controversial hire for Hillsborough
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  County Schools. No way! Hillsborough County being
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  corrupt? Never heard of it. Hillsborough County
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  Sheriff's Chief Deputy Anthony Collins is now
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  Bass explains. What up, Jen? Anthony Collins.
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  Collins is officially on the job as Hillsborough
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  County Schools' new chief of security and emergency
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  management. In this new role, Collins will oversee
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  and lead all aspects of school security. Collins
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  resigned from the Hillsborough County Sheriff's
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  Office last year, just four months into his historic
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  They're always protected. Whatever. We are following
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  a developing story in Tampa. Right now, a University
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  of South Florida student and another person recovering
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  after being stabbed. All of this happening just
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  before 4 .30 this morning. Ah, so that happened
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  right near USF. Good neighborhood, not at all.
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  A Haines City police officer is facing charges
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  this evening, accused of ranking up more than
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  $10 ,000 on a dead man's credit card. Loser!
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  You notice that the police in the area are corrupt?
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  No way, so surprised. Largo police say they are
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  monitoring a possible teen takeover. It's planned
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  you go. Right now we are following breaking news.
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  This is out of Seminole. Get a look at this right
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  here because right now an 85 year old woman is
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  of a truck. This is why I never ever drive at
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  night. I don't want to die. What's happening
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  today? City leaders considering new locations
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  could shape the future of local energy and the
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  stake is whether to move forward right now with
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  a nearly $600 ,000 study that explores what a
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  They're just afraid to pull the plug because
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  Duke. Chicago news time. Six, nine, but he been
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  Guilty. Ugh. Here's ABC's Danny New. I can't
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• 1:17:24
  Brandon Johnson's defending the criminals. Now
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  at 4 .30, a suburban police department wants
• 1:17:30
  drivers to use extra caution when filling up
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  their cars. gas stations north lake police have
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  one confirmed report of a gas pump that triggered
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  an overcharge for a customer and we told you
• 1:17:42
  a little bit about this yesterday but charlotte
• 1:17:43
  is going in detail here explaining what you need
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  going on here Cheering for the Knicks might be
• 1:17:54
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• 1:17:56
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• 1:17:58
  in San Antonio, Jalen Brunson has a chance to
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  He started building at Stevenson High School.
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• 1:18:11
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  announcer, the late, great Harry Carey. And tonight,
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• 1:19:28
  news update is coming out of downtown Bakersfield,
• 1:19:30
  where police say 10 hostages have finally been
• 1:19:32
  freed. And the suspect is dead after being shot
• 1:19:35
  by FBI agents early. What a waste of a life.
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  What a loser. Turning to some safety matters
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  now. The city of Fresno has a message for drivers.
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  Slow down in school zones. That's because the
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  to 20. So, yeah, you know, the cops are going
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  to be out there giving tickets. Well, Catherine,
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  this happened Tuesday at Reedley High Stadium,
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  the graduation ceremonies for KCUSD's Adult School
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  see them completely just screaming, like, just
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• 1:20:23
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• 1:20:26
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  How much of a failure are you that you're in
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• 1:20:34
  A graduate and were caught off guard by what
• 1:20:37
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• 1:20:50
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