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List and Little House on the Prairie Zodiacs from August 18th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I have a list here you do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Radio from Hell with another list, because people
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  Speaker 2: love a good list.
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  Speaker 1: Ninety six.
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  Speaker 2: Now this is eleven very specific thoughts that highly intelligent
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  Speaker 2: people think but never really say out loud.
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  Speaker 1: And before I go.
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  Speaker 2: To the list, it reminded me of an old friend
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  Speaker 2: of ours, carry Paul, who once said to me, you know, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: it's really it's really rough being the smartest person in
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  Speaker 2: the room.
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  Speaker 1: And he meant that he did, he didn't. It's so
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  Speaker 1: hard for you.
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  Speaker 2: It is so hard, And I just I kind of
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  Speaker 2: looked at him and went, poor dear, oh boy. So
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  Speaker 2: eleven very specific thoughts that highly intelligent people think but
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  Speaker 2: never say out loud.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, Number one, you don't really want me to
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  Speaker 2: be honest. You think that as you're able.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me what you think honestly about this outfit?
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  Speaker 1: You don't really know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want you don't see, I wouldn't say that
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  Speaker 2: out loud. Highly intelligent people are always going to be
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  Speaker 2: ten steps ahead. However it may be sound good on paper,
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  Speaker 2: Knowing what's going to happen before anyone else does isn't
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  Speaker 2: always what it's cracked up to. Be Number two, This
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  Speaker 2: person is so incompetent? How many? How many times do
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  Speaker 2: you think that?
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  Speaker 1: But you don't say it?
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  Speaker 2: But you don't say it? Here's here's one that I
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  Speaker 2: think maybe has been said or has been said by
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  Speaker 2: one or more of us. Why do I have to
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  Speaker 2: do everything around here? You really, you really shouldn't say
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  Speaker 2: that out loud.
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  Speaker 1: You should not. Number four.
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  Speaker 2: This person isn't being logical right now? You think that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you'd think it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Number five? Am I the only one noticing this?
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  Speaker 3: I can't be the only one?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I say that out loud.
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  Speaker 1: I think I have heard you say that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It may sound cold hearted, but involving themselves in drama
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  Speaker 2: will only end in disaster. Focusing more on their mental
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  Speaker 2: health and prosperity. Those who play it smart always win
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  Speaker 2: in the end. So don't say that out loud. That's
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  Speaker 2: why you stay silent. Number six. This person clearly does
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  Speaker 2: not think things through.
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  Speaker 1: I've said that out loud. Yes, I think you have.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Carrie actually doesn't care what people think a lot
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: And I was gonna say, see, I've said most of
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  Speaker 4: these things.
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  Speaker 2: I've said and I've said some of them too, I've
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  Speaker 2: said this, next one. Number seven, Maybe it's best if
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  Speaker 2: I just stay quiet right now. It would be best
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  Speaker 2: if I just didn't say.
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  Speaker 1: No, tell me, tell you what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 2: I think it would be a good idea. I really,
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  Speaker 2: I really do not. Number eight. This conversation is going nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: I think that almost on a daily basis when I'm
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  Speaker 2: at my desk.
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  Speaker 1: Number nine, This isn't going to end well.
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  Speaker 4: Again, I've said all of these things loud.
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  Speaker 2: Oh here, here's what I know you've said. Okay, and
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  Speaker 2: I think I've said it too, but you're not supposed
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  Speaker 2: to say it out loud. If you're really smart, you
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  Speaker 2: don't say it.
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  Speaker 1: This is a giant waste of time. I've said that
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  Speaker 1: in our promotion on several occasions. It's like are we done? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: This is what And my favorite thing, too, is in
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  Speaker 2: the how many conversations are we having at the same time?
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  Speaker 1: Here? How many?
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  Speaker 2: Number eleven? This is the last one. I could explain
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  Speaker 2: this to you, but it really wouldn't be worth it.
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  Speaker 2: But you wouldn't say that, wouldn't wouldn't be worth my
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  Speaker 2: effort to try and explain this to you. No, I
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  Speaker 2: have said that out loud. Uh so if you say
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  Speaker 2: these things out loud, you're you're probably not as as
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  Speaker 2: you should be smarter about it. It's what they're saying,
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  Speaker 2: I think you should be smarter about it.
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  Speaker 4: And explains all the bridges that I've burned.
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  Speaker 1: Well, basically, it kind of does.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's do you guys want to know what little
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  Speaker 3: house character you are based on your zodiac sign?
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to know what I'm thinking about you
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  Speaker 2: right now? Do you really don't want to know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about you right now? I have no, absolutely
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  Speaker 2: zero interest in finding that out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a Scorpio and I'm Caroline. I'm Caroline and any
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  Speaker 3: of these it means means nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tristan says, I can explain it to you, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't understand it for you. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: I could explain this to you, but I can't understand
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  Speaker 1: it for you.
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  Speaker 4: And then Steph says, did my mom make this list?
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's.
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  Speaker 2: Really hard to hold these things back sometimes, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: like like in a promotion meeting or something, it's because
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  Speaker 2: you really shouldn't you should just be.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's it's like that meeting specifically, let's get it started.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's end it.
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  Speaker 4: We're spending all this time farten around about what you
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  Speaker 4: did over the weekend or oh, I don't care making
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  Speaker 4: fun of something.
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  Speaker 1: Zero. Come on, you're keeping Gina from getting home.
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  Speaker 4: What do we have?
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  Speaker 3: Carry's right, no, ergo.
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  Speaker 1: What character would that be? Gina? You're oh, you're John Edwards.
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  Speaker 1: You're mister Edwards. I have no idea. Way, that's really interesting,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. Carrie, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Jeeves, you're bringing it, Bring it, baby, I'm a Tara's
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  Speaker 2: come on, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see Taris you're uh, let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you're William Mitchell.
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea, but I'm sure interested. I I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know. Uh yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to make of that.
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  Speaker 1: Ca It's what what is the why? Why was that
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  Speaker 1: even written anywhere?
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  Speaker 3: Because little house is a thing, so they.
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  Speaker 2: Will will then write something interesting about it.
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  Speaker 4: It's uh, yeah, a little house is pretty big.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand the board bill, I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I fart around with something that stupid?
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  Speaker 2: If I want to get into the show, I would
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  Speaker 2: I research the character.
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  Speaker 1: I maybe I'd read the background.
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  Speaker 2: Read the books, which I actually read some of them,
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  Speaker 2: all right, and it.
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  Speaker 4: Was Andrew thinks that Little House is objectivest propaganda. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: people have strong opinions about it. And somebody is saying
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  Speaker 4: it's it's a little mouse on the potty. No, that's
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  Speaker 4: not a different show altogether. Mister Edwards is a drunk
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  Speaker 4: who lives by himself and has kittens.
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  Speaker 1: It's true, is that me? Okay, he's a nice guy.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind being the guy with the kittens.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, all right, we've hoped you'd enjoyed. Another list with
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  Speaker 2: Radio from Hell on X ninety six.