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Tone's Birthday Party Recap, Dating Rules, Nicki Minaj In Jail, & More · What More Can I Say?

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All right, man, welcome to the one one, can I say podcast?
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All right? This is gonna be alive for episode when we got riding?
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What day? Dam we all host the two hundred? Yeah? Man,
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I would have thought we would have been at three hundred by now because
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of you guys. Yep, No, it's just because you guys. I
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told y'all some news and then y'all didn't want to pile for like seven months.
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But it's cool. But we're back at better than ever. This season
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is on fire. I wanted your host Tolgapaul. Let me introduce you to
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the other members of the pie. She's the first lady of the Pot,
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the only lady of the pot. She is fluffy and fine and don't let
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us get a first class seat on your ass Kiki wooo whoop. Hey friends,
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how are you thinking? You was traveling all off the grid out of
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town for two days? I agree, and domestics in the States and off
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the grid. Maybe I love your spirit flight. And you know, when
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you ain't got no choice but to be off the grid when you get on
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spirit, ain't no internet, ain't no TV. You just got to look
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at each other. So yes, I was off the grid. But I'm
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back, And why are you so childish? Why do you act like that?
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How do you act like that with people you love? I know I
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was assuming that you would fly somewhere with people that you really care about.
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Yes, my brothers, So why isn't that Hell you make fun of them
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as they go to the back of the play. Yes, you know that
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what we all agree to get to forty dollars flights. And then somebody want
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to be extra that I'm a little good seat and it was me to say
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money. I was like, yeah, put me up front, like,
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look at them going to the bad because I pay more for the seat.
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Yeah, nice seat. I got my taxes back. I don't know how
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to Oh my gosh, man, all right, let's go ahead antroduce man
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a funny man in the pie and uh. The person was so referred to
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over this weekend as the skinny dude on the p zach. People called me
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that what she was actually a very attractive woman. She she said she was
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a skinny gown the pot and she smiled when she said it. Okay,
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well, so was it like a dig at you? I just found out,
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you skinny guy. I mean, we all know I'm not big.
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Okay, I don't know how I need to be my name. You know
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what, They're not gonna get us mixed up, right, we all look
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different, you know what I'm saying. You watch this show, you don't
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get none of us confused. Now now we look totally different. But okay,
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I'll be that. Thank you for watching. Absolutely the skinny man on
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the POTOO that side of the room, man is so wishy washy it's crazy.
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So I want to start the pot off by if you watched last part.
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I told Key Keith and Zach, which I told him in our group
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chat, and I told him in person and I told him over the phone.
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Yes, I told you that y'all were way more popular than you thought
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you were amongst all crowds in Chicago. Uh. The birthday party was a
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lot of fun. Shout to all of the pod Famil was there. Shout
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to everybody that came out. Man, that was that was something else.
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Man' that's a that's a wild day. You see that many people come out
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just to tell you happy birthday. Yeah, man, your party was living.
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It really was. It was a great time. You know how to
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throw a party. I know they talked about didey party. Yes, but
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I don't know have you ever been to a Tone capone party? You in
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for a good time? Yes, it was amazing, you have a good
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time. What was your favorite part, Kiki probably like just watching you and
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your element like you. I mean, listen, man. So first of
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all, Tone come in and you know Tom is doing this big one when
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he got his head out, because he always have his head out when the
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head is out in the ball is shining here for this little makeup on that.
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It looked nice. You see him. I'm like, you put a
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little path see nobody, ball head all the even the same color. You
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know, he probably get his like massage. I was like, y'all never
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seen low down dirty shame keen it anyway, y'all. But yeah, Tong
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had his little ball head shining in there with his glasses home and I just
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looked. I said wow. I said, wow, I am really friends
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with that dude. That's crazy. You know, it's amazing being a friend
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of Tongkupon can't really. I see why Zach be all in the videos at
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the club. You know, Zach be everywhere. Tone Now he comes ock,
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he popping out the truck at the ay with the right thing. I'm
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like now, but now I get it. Now, I get it.
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It's addictive and I don't need to be nowhere near tone upon parties, No
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mobile, not never. I ain't felt like that in a while. Maybe
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it's dangerous being at a tongue upon party. He got security walking him around.
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You know, it's the ladies everywhere, all shapes and sizes. It
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was just it was just a lot. It was. It was a great
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part. I'm glad y'all had for Zach. What was your favorite part,
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Buddy, I would have to say, my favorite part of the entire party
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was a good time. My favorite part was the speech. Oh yeah,
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the podcast speech. Speech was my favorite part. I had to say something.
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My favorite podcast speech was my favorite part. I love that part.
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And I knew he was getting to do it because I know him. He
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was struck. I just want to say when he started that, I said,
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but I heard him. The thing was. I heard him starting it
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as I was coming from the bathroom. Oh youn't want to catch it.
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I'm trying to get through the people so I can hear. Oh yeah,
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I called it and I caught the end, and I loved it. I
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loved it. That was a good time. I almost got The thing is
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when you did it. The thing that was crazy to me is people cheered,
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they did they really like the ed was like I started to party.
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It was like whoa, I was like, what the like? For real?
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People really watched this yats, Yeah, they really watch it, They
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really watch it. I think my favorite priorate was having y'all there, having
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you know, seeing it. It's still crazy, like you know, to
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hear people say stuff about the pot, knowing where it came from. Uh
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that that's that part. Uh, it just it was it was every time
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to see people come out just to tell you happy birthday. That amount of
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people and there people trying to get in. It's still humbling. Yes,
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uh it's a lot of fun. Y'all had to turn people away, we
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did, Yeah, we did. So people came out to the other stuff.
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We had other stuff we had going. Yeah, I had to.
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And people that got there early a little earlier seeing there was like to more
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people come out, Like trust me, bro I said, by twelve,
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this thing is gonna be wild. Yeah. Oh yeah, And that's definitely
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what happened. Man, it was a good ass time. I think my
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favorite part of the whole entire night really was how many people trying to get
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a kiki. Oh my god, maybe let me tell you what these negro
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what's on kiky? What? No kiki? They was on your entire bumper.
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Bro. It was just nice people, a bunch of nice people.
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I said, look at you, hey, man, what's what's easy?
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Chap? That's why I don't need to be outside because I'm telling you I'm
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in that. She is fluffy and fat. He got to relax, brother,
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calm down. You think she wants some gins. People kept coming up
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to me about the GM. I'm like, I'm so bad, big dude.
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She's like big dudes. Man, you got back up. He was
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clean, he was cleaning. Man. I didn't know a great times,
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man, great times shout out to everybody came by. All right, let's
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go ahead, jump to it. Nicki Minaj that this is one of the
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craziest things. I don't understand why artists tend to try to bring or take
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anything out of a country that's not the United States. They don't realize,
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they don't give a hell. And you black, I always there's my grandma's
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famous, famous famous saying, as soon as you forget you black, trust
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me, they ever bind you, remind you didn't kick you. Think about
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this Nicki Minaj, you know after and I know when if you ever,
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if you were a real pive fam you're gonna be like Kiki's so flip flip
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floppy and wishy washy. But at the core of my existence, I really
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am a bar. I really am you know what I'm saying. I wore
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the bang and I had the raps at the bar like I was really in
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my Nikki era. And so now that she's winning and on top and do
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her thing, I really think because what about the Sagittarius and Nicki minajen particular,
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we always seen somebody trying to sabotage us. It can't never be just
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something happened or it's an accident. It's always a setup, somebody that set
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us up. So Nicki went live, she like they trying to set me
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up. They trying to sabotage my tour. And I believe her. I
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believe all of it because how you get arrested for drugs in a country that's
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the drug is legal, like and out of all the people, Nikki,
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I'm sure it's traveling with at least twenty people on her team. At everybody
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on the team. You arrested Nicki Minaj. You arrested the star of the
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group. Come on that, no dogs, No, it's in a bag,
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it's it's it's The security guard stepped up as he should and said it
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was his, and they still took her to jail because it was a setup.
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They don't want to see the black woman win. She's going around here
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selling out these tours all around the country and they don't like it. And
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I and Ni I don't mess with her. Well stop, no, you're
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doing a lot. You're doing a lot right now. If you are really
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gonna set up Nicki Minaj and sabotage her career, yes, wouldn't you do
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it with more than a couple of pre rolls. Well that's how they hear
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that. They didn't put a pound of cocaine, no help, nothing illegal,
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a few pre rolls in a country like you said, where the weed
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is actually legal. I just can't travel with it. But then why take
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her to jail? Then? Because you got you bought more. We've all
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done it before. I don't do drugs. I'm sorry. Well, okay,
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Zach's done it before. Cocaine, heroin. I've never done only only
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only what soft drugs. What we's the only thing I've ever done. And
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to be no, I can't swallow pills really to crush child, I can't
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samins. You never took a big which is supersized. No, I don't
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know. I don't have those problems. I don't understand why you always bring
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that up. That's what they do. Yeah, that's the problem to the
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party. Everybody is just because they biagraphiels. That's what I'm saying. Where
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did he want to party? You got to know asking this man, you
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never took a viiagara, Like that's so normal, like not a whole,
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but like a halfway, not killing the first time, just to killer the
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first time. You know, if you ren don't need it, it's like
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you know what I'm saying, It's like you know, I mean, it's
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like a pre workout, like he work out to be able to lift where
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I could lift now, But I take pretty I can go and listen a
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little longer. That's nuts. That's insane. Please don't want to impress me
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that much. Don't ever want to impress me that much. I don't need
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girl this first time. It would be amazing. I'm scared because I don't
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ever want to get dependent on on the drugs. Now you can't eat it.
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Yeah, I'm saying. These guys who take coming in when they don't
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have, they peel, they can't perform. I don't want to be down
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like that. What if you take too much? What happens when you take?
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That's why you bought a little piece of it. Man. I know.
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A dude is go to the hospital. Yeah you just shot here,
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shot in his penis and to drain the blood. Yeah, a shot.
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A shot, No, not just a shot like it's in that No,
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it's the main vein. It's a shot. And then they pulling the blood
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out. So you literally watching the needle in your joint pulling it. You
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sound like you've been and then I was watching it on yourself. Just sounds
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like it was. I could never go, I know, trust me.
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I want to find out what would happen, just in case that's crazy and
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you do not want to be there. How do I walk into Northwestern and
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be like, hey, y'all, it won't go down. I tried every
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day. You see it, because I'm coming in and screaming, coming in
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your naked, pat it won't get it, get it. I got on
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socks to the crazy get it sick? How long have it? I'm light
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headed? It's been hard for two days. Yeah, and you little you
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can't take the fields. That's too much on your heart. No, hell
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no, that had to be terrible because you know you don't know because you're
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not a man. But I don't want to know a hard on. When
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you're not horny, it's the most uncomfortable feeling in the world. I promise
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you are just a stiff one when you're not horny. It's just hard.
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It hurts be like, man, this guy's to go down. So I
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couldn't imagine to forty eight hours of stiff So you what you made it through
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her? No? Shut up? I would have like you just trying to
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put on and make up on my head. We we went ten minutes into
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the podcast. How much here people had to party be and pull up on
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me like take it easy on Tom. I was like, damn. I
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was texting act like where are you bro? I'm having because the girls said
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I want to put my ass and said I been talking to us. No,
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I text Kiki at the party. That was another thing. From the
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party. I was like, Kiki, what are you now? I've been
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to the whip quite a few times. And she text me back and said
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the patio. I said, I want the patio. Got a pat Like,
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we're on the roof. I't to a roof with a patio? Where
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is it? And how did you find it? In fact that she founded
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this crazy get out of that, I was I had to do some serious
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high that was what I said that. That's why we was in the group
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chat. I'm like, yo, I put in a group chat, like,
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did y'all try to slide on? We at the party now? And
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then y'all did? They came back and they hung out by the table.
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Oh yeah, speaking of the party. Speaking of party. Now we're back
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to the party. We offered just the whole pods off rails. Now we
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were talking about this pre pod y'all. Now, ladies, y'all can let
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us know in the comments what you think about it. Me and Zach agree
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that in twenty twenty four women have to catch a man? Yes, yes,
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And what do you mean by that? Because like, how do we
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do it? How do we catch you? And why we got to catch
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y'all? Thought we were supposed to be to catch Okay, okay, exact,
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but let's walk him in. Let's walk them into what we were talking
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about. He he initially said, I heard we were talking off Mike,
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and she said, I heard that you go to hardware stores like Minards and
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stuff. They find the good men on the weekends. On the weekends.
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And I said, well, they tell y'all to find a good man everywhere,
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and then y'all still ain't got one. And I said, the problem
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is because y'all ain't caught. You have to catch a man. How what
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Once you get one that you like, you have to catch him. Come
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on, the guys, the guys that you like usually have options. Yep.
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Yeah, So to catch him, what I mean is you kind of
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stand out in a way where he'd be like, you know what, I
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might as well settle down with her. I'm tired of dealing with these different
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difference. You've stood out so much that he's like, man, I ain't
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got no reason to act crazy with her. And that's what you what I
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mean by catching them Like y'all can get dates, y'all do date. Being
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beautiful and attractive can get you dates all day long. You ain't caught a
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man yet because you ain't did nothing special, ain't nothing in your in your
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life that's improving his life. Come on, look, this is the reason
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why you see a lot of pretty women by their goddamn self. Tell it
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because one they didn't want to stand out. They didn't want to stand out.
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They didn't want to and and what happens is you wonder how that man
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was able to move on without you. Trust me, dudes that have been
16:56
in relationships with women have made an impact in their life in a way.
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That's the ones to be like. They hurting, They hurt when you leave.
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You're like, oh, man, it's the same thing. But I
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mean like guys like guys is like, yeah, all I'm gonna do is
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give her this d and she gonna love me and I'll get throw a couple
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of dollars by her purse. But I mean, you're talking about a five
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woman that everybody gives her d and purses and shoes and money. That ain't
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nothing new to it. You took on trips that ain't nothing. But it's
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the little things like her car need gas, You like, girl, come
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in and go get and put gas in a car. The little thing she
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needs. She needed a ride to work. You like here, I just
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oober you I got you. Don't worry about it. You weekly flowers.
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You're bringing her weekly flowers on Sunday. Y'all hear that gas not service.
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I'm gonna tell you'll give yall this little game. Weekly flowers is to move
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trust me, it is. It's really yes, simple, bro, it's
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simple. You can do it while you're doing your grocery shopping and she gonna
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gonna forever you're partting. I'm acts of service. No, you're not access
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service your acts of life. Don't think because the lights is on in the
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house. No, an, I do a little bit my life. You
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ain't telling me like everything how paid for? What would I bout clouds?
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It's a lice. Did you run the water today? Did the garage though?
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We got all the channel? Yeah? Did you watch Netflix? Okay?
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That was my actor, So that's not tall. He don't even believe
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in Valentine's Day. That's what I knew. I don't believe in Valentine's Day,
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but I do believe in like, I just believe in acts of service.
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Like I was in the relationship and I knew what we were going we
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were going to a wedding and I knew where, what type of wedding this
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was, yes, and I knew the type of chicks that were gonna be
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there. I was like, yo, And she went down there and she
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wasn't really happy with her kicks, and we went straight the linux ball and
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I was like, come on, let's go whatever whatever you want, whatever
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you want. And it was just because because the shoes you brought were finding
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me. But I wanted to make her comfortable in that setting. There I'm
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acting service and like, hey, let's go, let's let's let's go to
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eat and something at a hard to get restaurants, you know, get reservations
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at this restaurant. Let's you know, you need gas, you need anything
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that's big. Do anything to try to make your life easier. I'm gonna
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try to fill in those holes. But I do believe to also all this
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on his So that's what I'm telling you. That car you driving in,
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that's nice. Like you are you thirsty right now? You drunk something?
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Refrigerator right? Service like you would come you would come to the baby tonge
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component and most days you could take a withdraw you good God, But it's
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it's you got two different styles. You know what is like that he got.
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He gonna take you to Linux mal and get you some lobs. You
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gonna wear them shoes you brought with me, but you're gonna run them.
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And I'm gonna tell you, baby, don't worry about these other girls.
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I'm gonna you up. Baby. You're gonna get these words of in encouragement.
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But I will say this, that's the one game. But I like
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to play because you know, I guess I'm the broke out of the pot.
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The king understand you, bro So what you do is you just hit
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him. I hit you in in increments, small things regularly equal up to
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a big thing. You see what I'm saying. You may get the loops,
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but guess what On Sundays, I vacuum your car out, put gas
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in it, and get you flowers. Come on. And I didn't tell
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you about the flowers. You just you just I did the car and I
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came back, and then you came back in your car Monday and you saw
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the flowers like, oh my god, with a note boom, that's gonna
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get you. That's gone and that and that total was forty five hours.
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You know, what I'm saying, that whole total thing. But you thought
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about it. The little things that she talks about, her favorite candy or
20:52
this or this. She's getting ready to go out of town. Well I
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got you this little here's some snacks, travel baskets. You know what I'm
20:56
saying, some stuff travel basket is. I'll do those little things. Those
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things, it's gonna keep you in there, sneaks under something. I'd be
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like, I'm gonna marry this man. Oh my god, he put a
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note in my car. That is some sneaky stuff. That is very You
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are dangerous. I need to be aware a deal with I rather a man
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like Tom. They just and we could argue because I don't got yees,
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because I don't got time. You to be loved buying me next thing?
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You know, I'm delusional. I'm burning and slicing your tires. The stuff
21:34
you do will get you killed. How you type of man gets stalked your
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tire slab They coming up to your radio stations. You want to fight because
21:45
that's dangerous. That and men ain't doing that exactly. That's what that's what
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makes you dangerous because a lot of men are not doing that, Like That's
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all you gotta do is Oh, I got a lot of money, I
21:56
can just boot boom boom. That works. Don't get me wrong, that
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works too. But if you don't have a lot of money, what you're
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gonna do? You you got to figure out how to how to stand out
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writing me notes and bad I'll be at your job. That's dangerous. I've
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given a thank you card for coming to town spending the weekend with me.
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Now that's crazy. Now you taking it? At some point you gotta get
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are you living? You are living? Rom com Bro, just what the
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hell are you doing? It was thank you card for coming to stay with
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you and with me the weekend. After the weekend, I gave some flowers,
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put it on the way back, and then it was like, thank
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you for your presence. They coming to kill you. Are you doing you
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emotional welfare with women? What are you doing? You'll want these women for
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real? Crazy. It's almost saying something twice, but I'm not. I
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would let I would let him slide. I would let him slide. But
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this is listening wide ass. Why do y'all think big so being a nice
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person that's a demon and doing good things of active service or showing appreciation,
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thank you card for you, thank you for the shining over the wee.
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In the thank you card, what does it say? It might be like,
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thank you for your presence. I really appreciate you coming out here.
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He's dangerous and then a real And when I and you only just spend forty
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five dollars, you're real sneaky because like, ain't these grocery store flowers a
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piece of chocolate and wrote her hand written though and spent twenty five dollars?
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And do you, ladies, you got to watch out for the ones like
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this. What I'd rather y'all be with somebody like Chong. We're gonna keep
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you humble and remind you what he paid for. But that's what him that's
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sneaky. And days it's not. It's nice. I'm being thoughtful and being
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a gag a good person today. I don't know. Yeah, But back
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to the original thought, it's saying that, yes, women have to catch
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that. I think that is the problem why dudes are running the muck.
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We run a muck anyway, but because women being access they pride, Like
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we talked about it on a few pods ago that women, of course,
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y'all are making y'all making moves, y'all making money, y'all bossed up.
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And then you got dudes that maybe not be on your level or whatever the
24:15
case may be, but they still got a little motion. And you want
24:19
to date the attractive money making dude and think, all right, you the
24:26
only pretty woman that he's ever ran into. That's not logical. That's not
24:32
logical. Men, we know it's at least a smart man. We know
24:37
we see a pretty woman. We I said it before, we know we
24:40
not Christopher Columbus. We got to get in, get you. We gotta
24:45
stamp. We got all right, this is what I gotta I do.
24:49
Like dudes is we start panicking, like, all right, I got I
24:52
got to find one. What do I do? All Right, here we
24:55
go. I gotta run all these plays to see if I can get you
24:56
to stop paying attention to everybody that's on your heels. Yeah, but pretty
25:04
women don't want to do that. They're like, all right, all right,
25:07
okay, I'm not gonna do nothing. I'm gonna accept except except except
25:11
accept And I don't got to do anything, which makes eventually the dude like,
25:17
all right, what make you different than the next pretty girl, nothing
25:21
nothing, especially like a guy that got motion like most dudes do. So
25:26
do you think you the prize? I don't think I'm the prize. I
25:29
think that you gotta catch my attention like same way I got to catch your
25:33
attention. There has to be an equal amount of light on both sides,
25:37
or not even equal amount of like want to If a woman don't want to
25:41
put any kind of effort towards wanting to be with me, and most dudes,
25:45
you know when she want to be with you, you know it.
25:48
Everybody know I she putting an effort towards it, you're gonna lostyle locking in.
25:52
If it's kind of like she treating you like well, you can feel
25:55
it. You can feel it whatever I get up with you and whatever.
25:59
You know, you know when I can or fit you in, she might
26:03
like you, but you just might not be at you not have pushed up
26:07
to that priority list. If I ain't your priority, maybe you can go
26:10
on about your business. But a lot of times I feel like women figure
26:12
out that the dudes we treat like whatever, those y'all actually put in work
26:18
to be with us. The ones that we like chase after the ones we
26:22
try to really impress y'all gonna beat like it'd be like I should just went
26:26
with the nice man who was trying to buy me. I should have went
26:30
with the man who was getting me the flowers and the note. That's not
26:32
stupid, that's a stupid because that is to take a beating, not stupid,
26:36
Kiki, what if you taking a beaten dog. If a woman is
26:40
not locking in with you, she's showing she wants you, you stupid to
26:45
keep trying to chase and get her attention because eventually, eventually she gonna move
26:49
on to somebody she wants to give her attention to. But I mean,
26:53
he right, No, But do you hear what I'm saying though a lot
26:56
of times the person you go after don't want you, and the person that
27:02
that you really don't won't be the one you should actually be with because they
27:07
don't be I'm not like you, do you? She's saying, go with
27:15
the no, because we go with the dude that will do anything. No.
27:18
No, that's because Tony is saying women need to put in effort and
27:22
show that they really want to be with you, right as a man you
27:26
want. He's saying he wants want a woman to put in effort. But
27:29
what I'm saying is a lot of times women, the men we put in
27:33
effort with turned out to be ain't ship dudes. So it's like, but
27:37
me, while you got the nice guy over here that you didn't give a
27:38
chance to and now you post you are over here like it's moving that experience
27:52
before. No, but what you what you're talking about is that person that's
27:56
not interested in them, Like you're not interested in that person. That's why
27:57
he wouldn't to you. I guess ain't s h I t to you.
28:03
But what I'm but we're trying to say is you also have to add value
28:06
to this man's life. A lot of times what happens is you get to
28:10
dating these girls and the ones that is pretty, the ones it's tone talking
28:12
about, and they used to you doing all of this stuff and you're doing
28:15
that stuff. But guess what, once we get what we want, now
28:21
everybody's even okay, And that's what I'm talking So okay, So I did
28:25
all this work to be with you, but you got me, and now
28:27
you treat me like I'm a regular girl. What I'm saying is at once
28:32
we're even though once we're even what's gonna what's gonna pull you. It's the
28:36
way you treat me, in the way you make my life better. It
28:38
ain't gonna be your looks no more, because after I hit you, I'm
28:41
not excited about your looks no more. You hear that, ladies, No,
28:45
it's the truth. It's the truth. I mean the reason I got
28:47
in my relationship that I was in for a while. I mean she was
28:51
pretty as hell, a lot of different, a lot of things. But
28:52
the thing it went was she was funny. She was like that was it
28:56
like? It was like I that was like and then she feels holes.
29:00
Okay, you got I could talk to you, make me laugh. It's
29:03
other little holes that she was feeling. And like in the midst of me
29:07
having the things that I had going on, she cut through it. She
29:11
cut through it by showing what she wants. She wanted. She was like,
29:15
hey, I want to be here. That's the things like when you
29:18
it's the same thing, man, I promise you, it's right now,
29:22
you trying to do what you do best me. It's the fed women.
29:26
When you know, God damn, will we right you? We wanted you
29:30
know you got brothers. I'm not defending women. I'm really trying to get
29:33
to the bottom of what should we be doing because up in my mind,
29:37
I mean, I've always the dudes. I really like the dudes. I
29:41
really like if I got a crush on the dude, I'm mean as to
29:44
him like all the time, like I'm not why would I why would I
29:47
be? Like what am I supposed to be? Like, Oh my god,
29:48
Like girls just do that. So I'm saying, like, we don't
29:52
know, it's crazy, y'all crazy, y'all crazy girl like saying it's a
30:00
thing, it's a real thing. We're trying to listen to logic from a
30:07
gin, drinking from a gin drinking crazy, they really do. I don't
30:15
like nobody I tell people that I like, I don't know. I mean
30:21
people I like, what like, no, just like it real. I
30:26
don't know how to explain. It's been a lot. I've been out the
30:27
game for a long time. I've been in a relationship forever, so I
30:30
really don't know what I'm talking about. But I've just I've heard women say,
30:33
like, if you really like a dude, you got to act like
30:36
you're not as interested in him, because if you do too much, he
30:40
gonna play in your face. I've heard women say that that's not true.
30:42
I mean people gonna but people gonna play. Everything is not absolute. That's
30:48
the problem. A lot of times people think, well this that ain't work
30:49
for two people, so I ain't doing it either. I mean the majority
30:55
of the fact, Like come on, dog, like you got women,
30:57
Like I said you, let's all put on our big girl and big boy
31:02
pants. If you are getting ready to go talk to somebody and you are
31:06
physically attracted to do you absolutely think you dumb ass. You're the only one
31:12
that thinks this person is attracted? Are you the dumbest That's the dumbest thought
31:19
in the world. Like, you know what, the person that I think
31:23
is fine? My girl said was fine, and my other girls that was
31:26
fine. You know what, nobody else with us street think what how the
31:30
fuck are you talking about? And it's the same thing you see, dudes,
31:34
we humble. We can look under you can look under the Kiki page.
31:38
You could just go on your Instagram explore page. Pick any beautiful woman,
31:44
go right under her comments and go look and all of the wild shit
31:48
that dudes are putting underneath there, Like yo, I think you bad can
31:52
I take you out? We know we dudes, we know that. I
31:55
think women just are not even in the fact of thinking that they are the
32:00
only ones. And then a lot of women don't want to compete for me.
32:07
We have to compete for you. It is a competition. If I
32:09
compete, I'm the prize, though, like whyt you stressing zack out?
32:17
But that's why I asked, like, do y'all think y'all the prize?
32:20
Because that's what it sounds like. No, I sound like y'all want us
32:22
to compete for y'all love, Like, who are y'all we want? We
32:25
should be competing. That's what you're missing. What we're saying is that we
32:30
should both be competing for each other for each other. Now, if it
32:34
doesn't work, we should both put our best foot forward, and if it
32:37
doesn't work, then we can go about our business. But a lot of
32:39
times it's usually one sided. And that's where you get to You get like
32:45
because like I said, you know, you start dating somebody, you look
32:46
like like you ain't really like I want to holler at you and everything,
32:51
but I mean you, like I could feel the nonchalotaness on you don't really
32:55
you want to talk to me, but I'm not priority. I ain't what
33:00
I can accept that go on pieces. So you're admitting that most times there's
33:05
a multiple of women that are trying to get your attention. You want to
33:08
look for the woman who's working the hardest to keep your attention. But if
33:13
we operate the same way and we have many men trying to get our attention
33:16
and you find out that it's another man trying to get my attention, a
33:20
lot of y'all just back off because y'all feel like, what am I could
33:23
be? I'm not gonna be. She talking to another dude, she going
33:25
on dates with other guys. I'm not gonna be a part of that.
33:28
I'm not asking. And that's exactly and this and this is this is my
33:30
point of you have to choose. You have to make a fine A fine
33:36
woman chooses where they want to be, you know what I'm saying. Beautiful
33:38
women, they got different men options, but the ones she want to be
33:43
with, she's putting the most energy and effort into. And the man can
33:45
feel that you can feel when you number one, even if she got other
33:49
dudes, you can feel like you can feel that she wants you most and
33:53
y'all know how to do that. So now we can't act like you just
33:57
you just acting like so delusion though on like ah, I got all these
34:00
guys, and I just equally divide my time. Get your equal opportunity.
34:02
Ass no, equal opportunity. Come my god, you you giving out equal
34:07
opportunity. No, I'm not yes, you are you hitting it? You
34:10
don't excuse me now I'm talking like y'all. Now you're hitting the young lady
34:16
that you don't really like, and you hitting the lady that you really do
34:20
like most times, no, no, no, no, it is a
34:25
time you a girl that you like, the girl that you like once,
34:30
y'all, what's especially when you that's how dudes get their relationships. You ask
34:35
any man the girl that pops up and starts doing stuff and then y'all start
34:39
getting intimate. It usually it usually locks locks everybody out. Smart dudes that
34:45
that have jagged off the lady that they like. Now when you when you
34:51
all over the place and young man like, oh this is all new.
34:52
I got to do this, I got to do this. And then you
34:55
you knew the one that really liked you, and you messed her up and
35:00
you realize dven many of them out there, and you start running it in
35:04
them, you like, you start running in the women that think Louisiana is
35:07
a city in Texas. You start running in the women that used to do
35:13
pooring. You start running in the women that called Kevin Durant by his first
35:17
day Kevin, or the woman, oh my god. And now they in
35:22
the friends and family section of the United City you look like And I'm gonna
35:28
tell you somebody in that section. Sometimes you can have too many standards.
35:34
One girl, she she was cool. I liked her at first, but
35:37
every time we talked. You need to plan a date. You need to
35:43
plan a date. You need to plan a date. I couldn't have a
35:46
damn conversation on the phone with you without you know. You need to plan
35:51
a date. Man, I'm not finna keep playing the date like, dude,
35:55
how many dates I took you on? Two? Yeah? You after
36:00
two? After two? I know, after I gave you you know what
36:04
I'm you know, women I'm talking about, I gave you two full plan
36:07
a date, get to know each other. After that, you could come
36:10
watch this TV with me if you like me, stop it and I cook
36:16
some you know what I'm saying, if you can't do that, you don't
36:20
really like me. I'm not gonna keep going outside every time because I need
36:22
to plan a date. I want to be courted. Well, you're gonna
36:24
caught your ass right to the bench. But you know what that is that
36:28
she's been hurt. She's been hurt before, she been laid on by a
36:31
man who netflix and hielled her to death, and now she's trying to avoid
36:36
being in that same Dan, I've taken you out twice and you can't come
36:39
watch this television. That's crazy. What's wrong with a day? That's crazy.
36:45
It's nothing wrong with the date. I've done that. But she know
36:47
if she come to your house, she's gonna smad Like y'all know, I'm
36:52
literally on some This is just flat out line while we to y'all house,
36:58
y'all not expecting to smash. No, no, no, no no,
37:00
not if you're on your own. When you've grown and you got you own
37:04
the house and always I'm always by myself. I ain't just got it for
37:07
the weekends. You that's exact when they got it for. I got to
37:16
hurry. I don't get it today. They're gonna change some lot cold.
37:25
Oh god, yeah, I'm not gonna know. You gotta say that you
37:30
do have a minimal without minimalm you haven't told us. He told us his
37:35
play. That's you can't come to my house over four times and spend the
37:39
night with ours man thank you at four, or it's generous. You're lying
37:44
about four. You're not even bringing nobody to your house because we know once
37:47
they step put in your house, you paid everything life. Knife don't feel
37:52
like he can funded your whole life step in his house. He definitely gonna
37:57
no, no, no, no, it's a difference. I said,
38:00
come watch this movie, not spend the night. If you said what movie
38:02
means, it means watch him literally means watch a movie. Kiki, I
38:07
don't know last time you dated. We don't know what kind of eighteen nineteen
38:12
twenty year old rooms are you living by grown ass men who got a mortgage.
38:19
You don't will fight you over. Everybody ain't twenty one with their parents
38:22
all the time. She still she's still going, she's still gonna tell my
38:29
parents is coming back. My rumer got three hours what you're doing and I
38:36
live. I don't have to clean up all of the message to act like
38:39
nobody was here. But what the hell? Jess all older than men.
38:45
But I just feel like if a man invites you in his house to watch
38:51
a movie, he's shining a smash and I'm not gonna let them gas like
38:54
me, it's a think of that. They don't think that. Oh no,
38:57
they're neither one of them are bringing no girl to our house where they
39:00
lay their head, they can sleep, and they not smashing them. I
39:04
don't believe that you take a girl. I believe you would take a random
39:07
to a hotel before you take her to your house. No, no,
39:10
no, no, you could come to my house. We gonna come.
39:14
You could come to my house and we can chill. Like I just like
39:16
you not gonna keep We ain't gonna keep sleeping in the same bed over and
39:21
over. And if we just hung out and you left good. But there's
39:25
been times with women like yeah, I just want they just want to stay
39:28
and cuddle. You got about three cuddling and before you just I can't let
39:31
you because we've grown. I would let's go. I'm going back home.
39:37
I'm going back home. I'm going back home now. Those that don't bother
39:39
me hard, they going home. See you later, seelater, not just
39:43
coming to my house. Now, if you come and you spend in the
39:45
night, that's when the clock immediately stops. Well, now you know you've
39:52
grown, and we both grown and were laying in the same bed and you
39:55
putting your big ass booty up against me. Girls stopped playing with me,
39:59
right. I don't believe you got about three of those before. I was
40:02
like, look, you can go back to your house or you know,
40:06
say you be netflixing and chilling. It's not even out. It's just I
40:10
was talking about, okay, this situation that I'm talking about in particular.
40:15
It was just simple things like she was like she text like I'm in your
40:17
area. Oh stop by. I'm just saying stop by, say hello.
40:23
I'm not even putting no pressure on it. I got some snacks. Eat
40:30
a snack with your boy, and we can sit on the porch and talk.
40:35
You ain't even gotta come in, That's all I'm saying. You want
40:38
some juice? What did you get this? I'm solid sneaky flowers. He
40:46
wanted to invite you over to watch me trying to hear. I don't believe
40:51
you gotta have juice, Ladies, love juice. To drink. Man,
40:54
let me tell you something. You gotta have your stuff together, have yourself
40:59
clean, and in a place where a woman feels comfortable, and don't try
41:02
them just because they're in your house. You know what I'm saying. You
41:05
don't have to try a woman just because she's over there. She will act
41:08
like you don't want it. If you act like you don't want it,
41:10
you'll get to you fast. You see what. I Okay, thank you,
41:14
That was my whole what I was just trying to explain. Act like
41:17
you don't want a person. You get what you want. You wantina,
41:22
act like you're not trying to mad. Literally, are you over here?
41:23
Spind doctor? He got this gold post. Wait, it's a windy day
41:30
in Chicago. I'm crazy. I'm not. You are if you act,
41:37
don't be out here acting you. First of all, ladies, don't be
41:39
out here are competing for no no man like you ain't got to compete you.
41:44
You don't listen to Keiki, she gonna yours, she gonna have your
41:49
ass. Single ladies, there is a level of competition within it. You
41:53
gotta understand if you want to be a wife, you want to be married,
41:55
you want to go to that next level. You want somebody to be
41:58
your person. They got to ask you. You got to give them a
42:01
reason to ask you. And it's more than just you. Fine Kiki cooking
42:08
really egg rolls house all that she's telling you, girl, don't ask Shut
42:17
up. I've seen them plates. You be making, like what you think
42:22
them plates doing? Man making them? Shout out to her her sad and
42:30
big back behavior. Don't believe after she didn't she ate her meal or order
42:35
her meal, She was like, big tim what you want you think she
42:37
ain't bringing no plates. I tell everybody they're writing now that I'll be like,
42:43
I talk crazy on this podcast, but I be out fixing his plate.
42:45
But when he get off work, he got some food. Yeah those
42:50
days and okay, but guess what that is making his life? He knows
42:53
when I come home, plate here, thank you baby for taking care of
42:58
me exactly, and he knows that it is not He ain't no nasty sixes
43:02
gonna do that. Don't do that. So he like, you know what,
43:06
I know what's out there. I'm good, I'm straight. I love
43:08
you girl. Now let's move on to this. Speaking of girls, there
43:12
was a girl on the internet that was reading Chris Brown over his section and
43:17
he was basically saying, you know, I guess there's this no dark skinned
43:22
girls section, you know what I mean? And this girl went crazy on
43:25
do you think Chris Brown got a right to say, hey, this is
43:29
what I want near me? But I guess she was saying that he kind
43:31
of fakes and acts like he he cool with all girls. When you hear
43:36
this, when you hear about celebrities saying, we've heard about this on other
43:38
celebrities say hey, they don't want any brown scarned girls, which is insane
43:42
to me. Bro. Have you ever seen how brown girls they shine like?
43:45
It's like chicken? Bro, It's like it's something about greased up brown
43:52
woman. Wow? Yeah, well you I mean it's women. Have all
43:59
women, men, all races, brown women when they shiny like a ooh.
44:04
But anyway, but when you hear about this celebrities trying to have well
44:07
you hear about the preference they know brown girls, what do you think?
44:12
Well, I won't even go away, Chris Brown. I'm gonna use you
44:15
as an example because the only problem I have with this because everybody is allowed
44:27
to have a preference. You know what I'm saying I hate when people get
44:30
mad because a dude don't like a certain girl. You're allowed to do that.
44:34
I like a certain man. I'm allowed to do that. But don't
44:37
be a colonizer. Right, So, Chris, brown, dark skinned,
44:43
light skin, big, fat, short, tall, we all buy your
44:45
records, right, So what would it hurt you if a brown skin girl
44:51
is in your section, she supports you, she boud your music. What
44:55
is that hurting you? So don't act like you it's cool for us to
45:00
come to your concerts. You hugging up on us at the meet and Greece
45:04
and all that, acting like you really love brown skinned girls, and then
45:07
playing our face in the club. That's where it comes. That's where it's
45:10
a problem. So why are you using me as the examples? Because we
45:14
know you the big girl colonizing. So you get on this podcast you talking
45:16
about how you love the big girls, big big girl, and then we
45:20
find out you truly like the small girls, which is that? No?
45:22
I like all women. You are being you, being messy for them.
45:28
I am, but I'm just saying, though, like, don't I like
45:34
all women, ladies, all women, big girls, small girls. I
45:38
like you all for certain reasons. Do I like small women because they squishy?
45:42
No, I like big girls because they squeishy Like it's just I like.
45:46
I like tall women. I like like. I like them all for
45:50
all my my reasons, especially when they when they got just a little and
45:53
I could look on them and say they got a little nastiness something. Okay,
45:58
I mean, I'm a kid. He really don't have no type,
46:00
which is crazy, but he really don't. It's an equal opportunity employer.
46:07
However, when it come to people like Chris Brown, don't like, don't
46:13
do that. You know what I'm saying. You're in a section, you're
46:15
in the club. Let the people have a good time. These are people
46:17
that buy your musicis your fans. You're allowed to like what you like and
46:21
choose what you choose, but don't exclude nobody when I'm saying, people are
46:24
paying your bills and making your songs go number one. That's my only issue
46:29
with it. Everybody has a preference, and that's fine. You can have
46:31
your preference, but you don't have to. You don't have to crap on
46:35
nobody else or make them feel isolated because you you know what I'm saying,
46:38
that's not your preference. All right, Jack, you're looking crazy over there.
46:40
What's happening? Yeah, I hope that Chris Brown didn't say, actually
46:44
say no dark skinned women. I didn't. I don't like that. But
46:49
in Chris Brown's come on, oh, the woman who said that was not
46:55
that attract And it wasn't because she was darkk you know what I'm saying.
47:00
So Chris may have, But was it because because I know the woman you're
47:02
talking about? So what what? What friend? And she said it was
47:06
her friend. I saw her the ladies that we finish figure out that you
47:09
don't like big women either, worst of all, look attractive. Sack.
47:14
No, what I'm trying to say is Chris Brown like most people going to
47:19
the club. I don't think Chris is a human. Most guys want pretty
47:22
women in their section and it don't matter. You can be dark, bright,
47:27
white, light, brown, beautiful comes in all different shades and shapes
47:31
and size, shapes and size. Yeah, but you can't be like Chris
47:35
Brown. Don't like dark skinned girl? No? No, baby, you
47:45
and he like do your girl? We can tell you had on them.
47:52
She looked like her outfit was nothing like been hot. She was like she
47:57
was like it was probably so many other things that disqualified her from being in
48:02
the section that didn't have nothing to do with her skin tone. You know
48:05
what I'm saying, Like, be honest, you know what I'm saying.
48:08
You know, some of the most beautiful women in the world are brown and
48:13
dark skin. You're crazy if we go let don't let me go down the
48:16
list of the beautiful brown actresses. There are all brown, beautiful women.
48:22
You know what I'm saying. They came or women to look like them,
48:24
came into the club. I'm pretty sure Chris would be like, come on,
48:28
you know what I'm saying, But if you look crazy, you can't
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be like it's because you know what I'm saying, it's kind of it's the
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opposite. It's kind of like all light skin dudes think they attract you ever
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seen them, dude, You ever seen the ugly light skin dude. He
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thinks he's gonna get all the women. They'd be like, no, but
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yeah, and it ain't. And she like, it ain't because he light
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skins, because he just wasn't attractive attractive to that woman or to that person.
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And if you are the owner of the section, you have the discretion
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of of deem who you want with you? You know what I'm saying.
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So until I but he if Chris Brown said no dark skinned women, I
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don't like that. I agree with key Key's point. But if he said
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no to you and your friend y'all, and he's talking to y'all too,
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then no, man, he gets that right, that's a good And before
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you go accuse the people of discrimination, do an ugly test. How you
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do that? Man? About the ugly test? What is the test to
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do? When you're in the club, ladies, I want to let you
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know if you're attractive, If you are really attractive, you can walk to
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any section and be and be admitted. But if you the chances are you're
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gonna probably get a lot of no. So if Chris Brown said no,
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say okay, girl, we look it good today. No, no Chris
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tripping he said no dark skinned women, go try to get in some other
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sections. If the answer is no to all of those sections and the only
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one that you can see that is the one that says reserved, and nobody's
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sitting at all of the other loose changed chicks are sitting right there. How
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do you want to look at your best at night? You got And I
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always say, man, if you're not an attractive person, roll with a
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with an attractive person, use them as baits, stick them out, stick
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them out. But guys, we done got hip to that one. Oh
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you see her? Oh what a friends look like? You gotta look at
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a friends. Damn. Club is not an equal opportunity place. That's not
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now. That's not now, you potton, tell the truth about that.
50:30
It's not. It's not. It's not made for everybody. If you don't
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to go where you feel like, you want to go to a lounge,
50:38
Yeah, to a comedy club. Comedy club. You want doctor King to
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fight for ub right, Chris Brown, don't like Darskin if you know,
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I'm just saying. I mean, I said, you gotta be attractive.
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See, it's a lot of women in the club that might not be as
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attractive the beauty queen's they whatever, but they got these personalities. They make
51:00
your section fun, They come over kicking it whatever. You know, they
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just and they know how to be people people, you know what just it's
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a lot of ways to get in session. It's a lot of ugly ass
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that's a Seriously, it's a lot. It's a lot of ugly ass women
51:15
that got they got pretty women attitudes at my line. Damn, now your
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pardon my line. And I can't defend this, ladies, because you're telling
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the truth. An ugly person with a you sound like Zach with the broke
51:27
friend. An ugly person with a pretty person's attitude is crazy. It's crazy.
51:31
Them the worst cast. It's dudes that don't got a dollar in their
51:35
pocket acting like they got the most money in the club. Yeah, that's
51:37
a wild Commons the way they act like they looking at you like it's it's
51:43
a wild place in the club. I look at dudes sometimes be like yo,
51:45
bro, like you around here walking like you got the most bread in
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the club. And you try, but that's your game and the women falling
51:53
for the ones that fall for it, and you you know, like you
51:57
know, a dude that got motion in the club of it. Because the
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way we handle ourselves, Yeah, the way we had ourself, we ain't
52:02
trying to do too much. A lot of dudes that really got bread ain't
52:07
really trying to even have no sparklers come to their table. They just rabed
52:10
put it right there. But then you got, you got. And it's
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the same way you got chicks that's coming in coming in and they not even
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if you pretty, let's say you pretty, you were one hundred percent pretty.
52:22
It's so many different ways I could go with this in the club,
52:24
with so many different things. Pretty woman comes in the club, she got
52:30
a bad attitude. She might get in the section for a minute, and
52:32
then you know, dudes is trying to be you know, hospitaboy saying,
52:36
you know, not real fun. Her ass is gonna be back out.
52:38
She gonna be out like she ugly, she back out looking for another time.
52:44
You gotta go, You gotta go. She nothing's worse than a pretty
52:46
woman with a bad at of just a stink pretty girl. Yeah, girl,
52:51
you don't get your don't nobody care none about that pretty get your ass
52:53
up out of here. We hate that too. Yeah. I mean,
52:57
so I said, okay, don't worry about it. You can go to
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Yeah. I mean, like it's a lot in the cub. Like man,
53:06
I always say, like if a fellas, we gotta just you,
53:08
you really can just chill. If you just go in the cub and chill,
53:14
you're gonna be all good. Don't try to be more than what you
53:16
wear. Play the bar like I played the bar for years. I watched
53:20
my rich ass real estate friends by bottles all the time. I watched my
53:23
rich athlete friends by, and I was like, maybe you come over here
53:27
and you can get this drink beer? Did you drink beer Corona? Oh,
53:36
but I'm gonna tell you the Hustle family. That's a there's another broke
53:38
person. Hustle. Come on you if you are not especially not dog.
53:45
The way cocktails are downtown, across really across America, they fifteen dollars,
53:50
twelve to fifteen dollars seventeen at the highest. But when you tip, it's
53:53
a doug. So say you go out with two hundred dollars, you got
53:58
about three drinks to get it yo, the girl you like, and now
54:02
you got three beers because three to four beers, because beers are like eight
54:07
bucks, five bucks, six bucks. So you gotta figure that out that
54:10
two hundred, don't. You can't be a mixed drink dude. You can't
54:15
in the cub if you're trying to buy drinks with two hundred dollars, okay,
54:19
because you're not gonna get you the way they poured you not gonna get
54:22
you a big grown man. Maybe Zach because he's small, he gonna get
54:25
you'll get d Why did I get up ordering the peanut colettas in the and
54:30
the drink the sex on the beach. You know that's not even my game.
54:35
He can't even he can't drink that much because it's the club, not
54:37
where I win. That's not my spot, that's that's not my I see
54:40
you win in the club. I win because I'm like my personality and you
54:45
know people may know, but a regular club, that's not where I win.
54:50
You know what I'm saying. I'm more I'm gonna take you. I'm
54:52
gonna bring saying to the beach. I'm more of a saying to the beach
54:54
type of guy. So you bring something with you about Yeah, he's sick
55:00
because if I'm gonna have two hundred dollars, it's not gonna be spent on
55:02
drinks in the club. I'm gonna spread that two hundred dollars around so hard.
55:06
Well, me and this, let me tell you something. Me and
55:08
this young lady is about to have the time. See I didn't talk.
55:13
I done caught this girl somewhere else. Okay, Well, my two hundred
55:16
dollars she's gonna have the time of her life with me. See the key,
55:20
I'm gonna give you all another broke man tip. Okay, broke man
55:22
tip when dating, Okay, don't go. Don't go. Take your woman
55:28
out there with ton compone them, and then you got to battle all to
55:30
keep up with the all. You don't have to do that. What your
55:32
key is, eat somewhere, go to three or four spots, but just
55:37
do little things at each spot. So now she feels like she went on
55:39
an adventure this man. So now you done took her. Oh that's a
55:44
nice places though. I got a rooftop place I want to take you to
55:45
up here, kind of have it mapped out. Okay, we're gonna have
55:47
a drink here, the rooftop of ambiance is here. We're gonna have appetizers
55:52
across the street, a cross street wet, they got good wings over here.
55:54
We're gonna eat over there, laugh, have a drink, boom,
55:58
and then we have the final spot. You know what I'm saying. So
56:00
now her Saturday is felt like, oh, we had so much fun.
56:02
I told y'all, I'm not a dinner person. Anyway, I'm starting to
56:06
brunch and were going on a We're going on a two to about six seven
56:10
o'clock move around and then this is a place where you usually and go,
56:16
places where you know, people know you, where you can get a good
56:20
time at. You know what I'm saying, I pull up a tribe,
56:22
I know security, no me, I'm gonna walk right in and the ain't
56:24
gonna have no questions. They're gonna be like that. Yeah, man,
56:29
Hell yeah, that's what's up. Why you know what I'm saying. You
56:31
keep moving you now you've that man. You know what I'm saying. You
56:35
might pull up on tone them for a second, but I'm not parking nowhere.
56:38
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, you good bull, come through
56:42
Bam, you can go through that way and you've got You've hit this.
56:45
You've now she's experienced a different experience with going with you. How you some
56:50
good R and B in the car for the transition to the different places.
56:52
You know what I'm saying. Sing a song, He's a He's a sneaky
56:55
users is zach is a sneaky Talk about optip. Be careful about your R
57:05
and B choices, though, don't make your R and B song sexual songs
57:08
or I love you necessarily songs just them old like bops, like them,
57:12
you know the ones, like good vibe songs. You know what I'm saying
57:15
that she knows. You know what I'm saying. You don't want to be
57:16
in You don't want to get in the car. Sex me what you are.
57:23
I'm scared of you can't all right? Man, father thoughts were at
57:28
that point? Man father thoughts. Ladies, y'all be I did nothing wrong
57:32
with this. Protect yourself. Okay, it's some dangerous men out here.
57:37
You are dangerous, the only one on the pot that go wrong. So
57:42
what are you talking about? How did I get in that? Wait?
57:46
What a woman? To God? I don't know what you're talking about.
57:53
I don't know where they came from. But I don't know what todas talking
58:07
about. B He take my agra and this man will take you on a
58:13
five dollar day and make you feel like you are the press. Y'all got
58:16
to watch out for both of them, because he's gonna try to impress you
58:21
with some b D from day one, and then it will take you make
58:25
you feel like you've been a great American. You ain't get number win around
58:28
sixty third and the King like no, they got you got to be careful
58:34
out here. It's I'm gonna just go home to my man because it's y'all.
58:37
It's dangerous out here, ladies. I feel sorry for y'all that single.
58:40
I really do know I do that. That's very dangerous, man,
58:45
exactly. Thoughts bro being a nice guy get I guess you finished. Yeah,
58:50
it's crazy, it's trying to be nice. Thoughts. Continue to share
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the part. Please thank you. Will definitely give you more broke tips.
59:00
Everybody seemed to like the broke etiquette that we gave you, but that was
59:04
just real life like that, just show you how not to be an asshole,
59:07
annoying, annoying, like you know what I'm saying. You already know
59:10
you ain't got no money, so don't add to your handicap. But Noah
59:16
for us, appreciate y'all sharing the pod and shout out to everybody who's new.
59:20
Absolutely shout out to you guys. Hey, we want to work on
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the YouTube number. So that's what we say. Share the pod. I
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We trying to get that YouTube that number up, that number up, that
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number up so make sure you guys are watching on YouTube and also sharing.
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But hey, look my final thought. I appreciate all the love. It's
59:38
crazy again, man, how that happens on my birthday. It's definitely not
59:45
falling on deaf ears. I appreciate everybody came up to me, everybody came
59:49
out. People that didn't come up to me, that just came out,
59:52
I appreciate you. But let's go ahead in this pot with one more.
59:54
Can we say