Latest / Mac & Bone Podcast / Mac & Bone - Weekend Conclusions

Transcript

Mac & Bone - Weekend Conclusions · Mac & Bone Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, let's get some other conclusions in here.
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: What are you concluding, Bo?
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: I'm concluding that our guy Picante Mac, who's been a
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: listener doing his pick segment there, when it first started...
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: I wanted him to do it because I thought he
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: would fail because he talks such a big game. He
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: went 2-1 on the show picks the first week, right?
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Last week he went, or this past Friday, he went
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: 2-1 again. But he sent me the slip of his
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: picks this week, like legitimately. Picante went 22 for 25
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: on his picks this week. I won money on Friday
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: night because I used one of Picante's picks.
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, man!
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: It's gone from, I want Picante to fail just to
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: shut him up.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Now, he's like family to me. You're a complete Picante convert.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: I used his San Jose State plus three. You're a
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: Picante convert. That's San Jose State. How did he figure
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: that out? San Jose State against Eastern Michigan. I guess
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: because they rallied against USC.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: You don't ask a magician how to do the tricks.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: You just sit there and marvel. Picante's the man, dude.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: There's the man. I thought he was just one of
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: these guys that just bragged about picks but really wasn't
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: that good at them.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: He might be the truth, man. Yeah. But anyway. He'll
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: be back on Friday at 9 o'clock and the 930.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: On two and one each week so far since he
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: has been doing his picks. So I got to give
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: him some love for this. I have just, Bone, concluded
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: that I need to keep my head on a swivel.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody texted in and said, the way Mac treats Fitty
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: ain't right. Mac better watch out at the doghouse. I
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: may get some revenge on Sunday.
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: Finn, are you putting your Marlow Mafia, or what's it called?
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: The Marlow Militia. Is the militia getting armed up and
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: going to try to take me out on Sunday? This
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: ain't right.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: I cannot confirm or deny, but we are recruiting an
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: army to take you down.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: All right, so there's my first conclusion, Bone. I might
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: need you as a bodyguard on Sunday. I'm not going
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: to drive a tank over.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: KB, you want to be my bodyguard and co-host on Sunday?
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: Is that your conclusion, Mac? Second one here, Mac. We
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: had a couple of Charlotte 49er fans that have gone
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: semi-viral for declarations they made last week leading up to
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: the Citadel game. I don't want to have to do
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: this because we love Charlotte, but we need to call
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: out Norvald J. Trump, the Niner maniac on Twitter, who
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: tweeted out, September 3rd, if Citadel scores more than 10,
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: I'll run a mile for every point they score. So
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: normal J. Trump now owes the city a 43-mile run.
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: And I told him if he starts at 6 a.m.,
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: because he can't do it all in four hours, if
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: he starts at 6 a.m., we will monitor him throughout
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: the day on the radio station. Oh, my God. Not
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: to be outdone, Mac, it gets worse. Rowdy 49er. If
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: we lose, this is September 2nd. If we lose to Citadel,
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: I will join the military. So we want to wish
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: the best to Rowdy. Now, I made that bet one
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: time if Duke lost to Army. I would join the Army.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: Army didn't want me. They turned you down? They said, no.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: They said, we're looking for a few good men.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: You ain't good.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: Not a few pale men.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: Listen, I know there were 20-point favorites in playing the Citadel,
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: but why after last season would Charlotte 49er football fans
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: feel that frisky?
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. Based off what you've seen the
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: last 25 years in Charlotte sports... Charlotte 49ers sports. Why basketball, football?
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: Why would you ever say something like that? Just let
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: it play out and just shut up about it. Why
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: would you be yapping? Because it's never guaranteed for Charlotte.
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: Far from guaranteed. Boney, let me give you real quick
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: some things I.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: Love about college football and things I hate about college
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: football that were on display. My man, Josh Hoover for Indiana.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: having blood all over his face, and he throws a
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: touchdown pass with that nasty, bloody face.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: My God, I love that. What a gamer. What a
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: damn gamer.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: What I hate about college football, Virginia Tech players high-fiving
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: the cadets, you know, the military cadets they have there,
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: in the front row and getting a penalty for it.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Hate that about college football.
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: That's not quite as bad, Bone, as Michigan getting the
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: gift that they got and Western Michigan getting screwed.
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: But that's pretty annoying, man.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: Like James Franklin said, that is un-American.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: Michigan has set all their clocks back one second.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: It's a new savings time. Michigan savings time. And one
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: other thing, Bone, that I love about college football, fans
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: talking trash like the sign at a local establishment, Bone,
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: in Louisiana on Saturday that went viral. Dabo Sweeney, more
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: like Dabo blows. I won't finish it. I won't finish it.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: The trash talking, the signs. It can be so witty,
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: sometimes on PC.
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: I love it, man. It's bad. Oh, my gosh. Real quick, Mac,
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: I mentioned last week that I sneezed last Monday, and
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: it put my dog Murphy in a trance. where for
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: whatever reason, he behaved well for five days. Every time
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: I would make a sneeze noise, this dude would almost
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: go military style and line up like a cadet. It
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: has now worn off. Murphy this weekend was absolutely horrible,
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: where I had to buy dog hemp.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Dog hemp? You're trying to get this dude high? At
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: one point yesterday, he was sleeping on top of the
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: couch on his back. What?
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: He ate a remote yesterday. When I say Mac ate
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: a remote, all that's left was the back of the
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: remote and one battery. I don't know where the remote is.
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: And the channel had changed. That remote might be in
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: his stomach changing channels.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you better watch closely when you take
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: To go potty. I tore apart that apartment. I don't
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: know where the remote is. It's nowhere to be found.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Dude ate a whole remote yesterday. I'm pretty sure he did.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: Now if he burps, it's going to put on a
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: different channel.
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: I would like you, Bone, I would like you to
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: take Murphy's craziness and I would like you to market it.
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: There's got to be.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Some way that you can market Murphy's madness to the masses,
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: all right? Murphy madness. Because I need some dog to
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: take down Peter the dog, Herbstreet's dog, from his perch.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: I have never been bothered by Peter Herbstreet. People have
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: been so mad. He got the dog in the booth.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: They just put a headset on the dog. People have
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: been very bothered by the dog.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: That was during a UNC game. I've tried to have
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: fun with it.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Bone, there is now Peter the Dog merchandise. They are
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: selling Peter Herbstreet merchandise. Make it stop.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: Each game day stop is going to have a Peter
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: pop-up shop.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: He had his own freaking hat on the other night
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: on TV. I need you and Murphy to take this
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: dog down as the most marketed dog in America. I
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: need you to make it happen, Bone. You also suggested
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: earlier that I.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: Give Fitty some of that dog hemp and maybe then
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: I'll chill him out a little bit.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Bo just said, I got nothing but weed for you, dog.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: The sneeze ain't working anymore. Let's try to weed him up.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not even joking. Dude was eating Cheetos two hours
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: later next to me. Oh, man. Maybe Murphy's dog hemp
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: or something. Y'all travel around.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: Y'all need to travel around and set up pop-up shops
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: opposite Peter the dog.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: That's what y'all need to.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Do, man.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I love Peter. That sounds weird when I say it
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: like that, but I love Peter the dog. It is.
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: It's becoming a lot. It's becoming a lot, by the way.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're selling merch now. My goodness. It just
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: feels forced.
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Ben was like an authentic, fun story. We got to
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: learn a little bit more about Herbstreet was. But then
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: Ben passes away. He brings Peter in. It's just a
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: little too much. I don't need to see Peter before
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: every game, during the game, during the broadcast.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I don't need that in my life.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: You just made Bone chuckle, by the way.