Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Housewives Take Napa
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- 0:02Speaker 1: To Teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Hey, guys, thank you for tuning in today.
- 0:18Speaker 3: We are live from the iHeart Verbo podcast house and
- 0:22Speaker 3: Bottle Walk and wow, this place is insane.
- 0:27Speaker 2: It is so incredible.
- 0:29Speaker 4: And to get here was like a windy, really small road.
- 0:33Speaker 2: The way did you go the right way?
- 0:35Speaker 3: Now?
- 0:35Speaker 5: I went the right way, but it reminded me of
- 0:38Speaker 5: Portugal or Ireland.
- 0:41Speaker 4: I've been in Europe and the road is so small,
- 0:43Speaker 4: winding up to these beautiful mountains and.
- 0:46Speaker 3: It's like we're in Ireland, right, yes, and then here
- 0:49Speaker 3: we are.
- 0:50Speaker 2: We are in Villa Montabella. Villa Montabella.
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- 1:16Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we just had dinner in the wine Everybody
- 1:21Speaker 3: has a wine cave, right, but I would.
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- 2:03Speaker 2: This is a way to travel. I just want you
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- 2:11Speaker 3: Okay, well there you go.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Yeah, just go ahead.
- 2:14Speaker 3: So today I am joined with the amazing Dolores and
- 2:19Speaker 3: Emily from my own cast. Yes, we still love each
- 2:21Speaker 3: other after filming.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Season survived and your friendship survived. I know, have you
- 2:27Speaker 2: guys met before me and Emily? Yeah we are times.
- 2:31Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you the first time I met her
- 2:34Speaker 4: at Andy Cohen's baby shower.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Oh my god, that stomach way back.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Either way, I don't even remember seeing you there.
- 2:43Speaker 2: And you were there, and you were Shannon. You you
- 2:48Speaker 2: were like and I was like, no, Me and Shannon
- 2:55Speaker 2: were like you sick as thieves.
- 3:00Speaker 4: In the words of Caroline Manzou, that's me. You were
- 3:03Speaker 4: thickest thieves, as we say in New Jersey.
- 3:06Speaker 5: But okay, let me tell you something about that baby shower.
- 3:09Speaker 5: That was my first season on the show's iconic you
- 3:12Speaker 5: with you were close with Gina and that and Gene
- 3:14Speaker 5: and I went there together.
- 3:16Speaker 2: It was our first season.
- 3:17Speaker 5: And they had that big, huge table right for all
- 3:19Speaker 5: the housewives. So then everybody goes to sit down for
- 3:23Speaker 5: lunch or whatever it was. But like there's so many
- 3:25Speaker 5: housewives that bring their assistance, so then their assistants.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Say, it's supposed to be anyone there but housewives, and
- 3:30Speaker 2: I did not have a seat at the table. I
- 3:32Speaker 2: ended up at the kids table, like a kid's family.
- 3:36Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you why you didn't have a
- 3:37Speaker 4: seat because there was somebody named Danielle Stop who wasn't invited,
- 3:41Speaker 4: who got dressed in white as the people, because there
- 3:44Speaker 4: was if you.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Planned the shower, you dressed in white.
- 3:47Speaker 5: So it was Kyle, Vicky, Vicky, Nini, Nini and Theresa,
- 3:54Speaker 5: and so Danielle was not taking no for an answer
- 3:56Speaker 5: and stood outside until she was allowed in.
- 3:59Speaker 3: Well, you do known Kimille Grant brought somebody too that
- 4:03Speaker 3: wasn't invited.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Okay, and they all sat at the table, right at
- 4:06Speaker 2: the table.
- 4:06Speaker 5: Okay, So here I am and I and is that
- 4:11Speaker 5: why you were were you didn't have a stomach ache?
- 4:14Speaker 5: You were pissed off that you weren't at the table, probably,
- 4:16Speaker 5: but I wasn't at the table.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Can I tell you about my seat?
- 4:19Speaker 2: Yeah? So I'm friends.
- 4:22Speaker 3: You know, I've been I'm a dinosaur in this industry.
- 4:25Speaker 2: So I she's been around such Jurassic period.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Exactly, I'm fucking one hundred and twenty five and house
- 4:31Speaker 3: and housewife yours and it's.
- 4:33Speaker 5: Way more than way more so, like we were talking
- 4:38Speaker 5: like five hundred and eighty.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Five hundred and eighty.
- 4:40Speaker 3: So I'm sitting at the head of the table. Andy
- 4:43Speaker 3: Cohen's obviously at the head, and then there was all
- 4:45Speaker 3: these seats. So I was talking to some of the
- 4:46Speaker 3: Beverly Hills girls. Oh, Kyle, yeah, Yle, So I'm sitting
- 4:50Speaker 3: there talking and Teddy.
- 4:52Speaker 2: That's that's actually where I met Teddy. You're kidding.
- 4:55Speaker 5: Now, Teddy was there, Teddy, so you only don't know
- 4:57Speaker 5: that she doesn't remember because Ben is well, Ben's only
- 5:01Speaker 5: that would have been six years ago.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Ben's six. Ben's five.
- 5:05Speaker 5: I think he's going but he wasn't born yet, so
- 5:09Speaker 5: six and Erica Jane, I think bought him Disney.
- 5:14Speaker 2: I don't know if he's saying.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Something amazing, something to stock some stock stock, an apple
- 5:18Speaker 3: or something.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:19Speaker 3: So I'm sitting down and I'm talking and everything, and
- 5:24Speaker 3: then John Mayer comes up behind me and I hear
- 5:30Speaker 3: that I'm sitting in his seat and I'm like, oh,
- 5:33Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, you know you can have And he's like.
- 5:36Speaker 2: No, go ahead and sit there. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.
- 5:39Speaker 3: It is first time I've ever seen him, met him anything.
- 5:41Speaker 2: I'm start I'm like a Darren Headlights. He was scared
- 5:46Speaker 2: for his life.
- 5:47Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm like, no, no, no, he was out of
- 5:49Speaker 5: his element, that was not his world.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Well here, how about this.
- 5:53Speaker 4: Danielle Stop goes up to him and starts to tell
- 5:56Speaker 4: him about a night that she was around him, but
- 5:59Speaker 4: he probably doesn't really remember because he was drinking and
- 6:01Speaker 4: he was like what And I was sitting next to
- 6:04Speaker 4: Henry Winkler's daughter and wife.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Why do I not Why Joy Winkler is the Happy Days? Yes,
- 6:12Speaker 2: Bonzie Bonsie, Wait, you know he's a Yell trained actor, producer.
- 6:17Speaker 4: He's a very He was there, his wife and daughter
- 6:21Speaker 4: were there, and I was sitting next to them with
- 6:25Speaker 4: Danielle Stop.
- 6:26Speaker 3: I don't remember you. I don't remember Phonsie's wife and
- 6:31Speaker 3: the videos, and then I.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Don't remember daniel Stops. I don't remember her there either.
- 6:36Speaker 4: She got up and she went and sat at the
- 6:38Speaker 4: head table and Nini knocked her right off the chair.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Girl gets she said something like, she goes this interest seat.
- 6:45Speaker 2: You go sit down.
- 6:46Speaker 4: I have a video from there of Lisa Rena and.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Bruce Bozzi. Bruce Bosi and.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Lisa Rena start dancing because everybody's now dancing on the tables.
- 7:03Speaker 4: It's out of control, and you it was like I
- 7:07Speaker 4: needed a cigarette after that, like I needed It was.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Much as fucking Camonic.
- 7:12Speaker 4: The chemistry and the dancing between them was just so cool.
- 7:19Speaker 3: Can I just tell you something. For the first time
- 7:21Speaker 3: ever in my life, I met Ben.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Oh you did.
- 7:26Speaker 1: So.
- 7:27Speaker 3: We were doing rehearsal for the Upfronts and Ben was
- 7:30Speaker 3: in the green room with a nanny and we're all
- 7:34Speaker 3: out on stage and we get back and Ben sitting
- 7:37Speaker 3: there and Ben he wasn't having it. He didn't want
- 7:40Speaker 3: to be there. Why am I here? This is not fun?
- 7:44Speaker 3: And I go, hey, Ben, how did we do? And
- 7:48Speaker 3: he looked at me and he goes not well. I
- 7:52Speaker 3: go really, He goes, yeah, your timing was off, Like
- 7:55Speaker 3: he's such as dad.
- 7:57Speaker 2: He's like, there was too much time between this and that.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Kidding me no?
- 8:01Speaker 3: And I went okay. And then all of a sudden,
- 8:04Speaker 3: I hear production crew go one more time and I
- 8:09Speaker 3: look at Ben. I go, Ben, I'm going to try
- 8:11Speaker 3: to make this better. And he goes like this, how
- 8:14Speaker 3: do you want it to go home? He's like, oh
- 8:17Speaker 3: kill me?
- 8:18Speaker 2: He just.
- 8:20Speaker 3: And so I walked out and I told Andy what
- 8:23Speaker 3: he said. He goes, oh yeah, He like totally, that's Ben.
- 8:27Speaker 2: You're kidding.
- 8:28Speaker 1: No.
- 8:28Speaker 3: Ben was like, oh, you're bugging me.
- 8:31Speaker 2: This is too much. Why are you here? You're not
- 8:35Speaker 2: doing a good job? Better easy? He was so cute though.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Oh he says my calculations, Like when he's in the car,
- 8:46Speaker 2: he talks about his calculations. I met Lucy. She's beautiful, she.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Is stunning, stunning, stunning. So you guys have met. So
- 9:09Speaker 3: first was at Andy's baby shower. By the way, I
- 9:12Speaker 3: didn't know you were there.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a little offended, but okay.
- 9:17Speaker 3: Okay, she didn't listen.
- 9:20Speaker 2: She was there either, and I was on the cast.
- 9:22Speaker 2: You were too busy.
- 9:24Speaker 3: You were too busy, I was.
- 9:28Speaker 2: You were too busy making fun of Vicky Golvinson. That's why,
- 9:31Speaker 2: because you were saying that she planned it.
- 9:34Speaker 3: She said.
- 9:35Speaker 5: She She's like, oh, here they get up and they
- 9:37Speaker 5: made a speech, and you go here she goes talking
- 9:41Speaker 5: about herself, making it about herself.
- 9:43Speaker 2: Well, that's spicky, and you were saying it tends to
- 9:46Speaker 2: make it all. That's exactly herself. And then one of
- 9:51Speaker 2: the girls from Dallas took her extensions down, put it
- 9:54Speaker 2: down her shorts and made it look like she had
- 9:55Speaker 2: a mercle.
- 9:56Speaker 3: No, by the way, Emily did this recently. Yeah, picture it.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Was that your hair sensions or mine? Well, she had this,
- 10:08Speaker 2: she had blonde mark. I'm trying to think of what else.
- 10:13Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
- 10:13Speaker 4: The Beverly Hills girls own that time that night, Well,
- 10:17Speaker 4: he Sarrienda got up and goes dance. He pays your
- 10:19Speaker 4: fucking bills. Now girls dance, Well, they were at that
- 10:22Speaker 4: of the table. They were at the head of the table.
- 10:25Speaker 4: But Tamar, they owned it.
- 10:27Speaker 5: Listen, they grew up on stage in Beverly Hill like the.
- 10:32Speaker 2: Very they were on their home turf. They were on
- 10:34Speaker 2: their home turf. They owned it.
- 10:35Speaker 3: Whatever Orange County started it, huh Orange County started it.
- 10:39Speaker 2: I don't care. They owned that day. They owned it
- 10:42Speaker 2: that day. I wasn't even at the main.
- 10:44Speaker 5: Table, got up and tried to dance like Ninie was
- 10:49Speaker 5: doing and like Kyle was doing and fell off.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Do you speaking of Rememder, do you have a friendship
- 10:56Speaker 3: with her?
- 10:58Speaker 2: I don't.
- 10:59Speaker 4: I don't have a problem with her. I don't have
- 11:01Speaker 4: a friend I mean I wouldn't hang out with Ramona.
- 11:03Speaker 4: I do have her phone number in my phone and
- 11:05Speaker 4: I could text to her and she'd probably get back
- 11:06Speaker 4: to me.
- 11:08Speaker 2: But we don't hang out. No, But I wish her well,
- 11:11Speaker 2: I mean I don't.
- 11:11Speaker 3: Do you wish Do you miss the days of Ramona Luanne?
- 11:16Speaker 2: So now you could not down You'll never be old
- 11:20Speaker 2: New York.
- 11:20Speaker 3: Do you think that with the state of what New
- 11:23Speaker 3: York is in right now, that there's a possibility they'll
- 11:26Speaker 3: bring these girls.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Back, not all of them.
- 11:30Speaker 3: No, Sonya is in a little bit of trouble right now.
- 11:33Speaker 3: I think that she got called out for not paying
- 11:37Speaker 3: her bill.
- 11:38Speaker 5: It's not another one of those entitlement things where they
- 11:40Speaker 5: just assume that everything's calmped in.
- 11:42Speaker 3: Yes, she thought it was calmped, but she brought five
- 11:45Speaker 3: friends to a restaurant. You don't assume you bring five
- 11:49Speaker 3: friends to a restaurant that the restaurant's going.
- 11:51Speaker 2: To comp it, right. I don't want to be comped.
- 11:53Speaker 2: I don't pay for my and you owe somebody something.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I could pay for my own food, thank you. I
- 11:58Speaker 2: don't hate free shit. I not gonna lie about it.
- 12:01Speaker 2: But of course.
- 12:02Speaker 5: Sometimes when things are calm, it's more trouble than it's worth.
- 12:04Speaker 5: It's expectations. Yeah, I wish it's just that workation is
- 12:09Speaker 5: for me because I feel like I I feel like
- 12:14Speaker 5: I want I have to give so much more than
- 12:17Speaker 5: I get for it.
- 12:18Speaker 2: Yeah, and it puts a lot of pressure on it.
- 12:20Speaker 3: I feel like you owe them.
- 12:21Speaker 4: They want everyone to make money like I feel bad.
- 12:24Speaker 4: Yeah now that I make money. When I first started,
- 12:27Speaker 4: I was really broke, to be honest, like you know
- 12:29Speaker 4: it was during the crash, the you know, bad investment.
- 12:33Speaker 4: I didn't make bad investment, but you know there was
- 12:35Speaker 4: some things when I can and.
- 12:38Speaker 2: I never felt comfortable. But yeah, I do.
- 12:42Speaker 4: I collaborate, yes, but I always make sure I give
- 12:45Speaker 4: more than I take.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:47Speaker 3: No, you don't even have to talk to me about that.
- 12:49Speaker 3: When I started the show, i'd have a fucking pot
- 12:51Speaker 3: to pisson.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Was it easier for you? Because I think about this
- 12:54Speaker 5: all the time because I came in in two thousand
- 12:56Speaker 5: and eighteen, season thirteen, which was the height of Instagram,
- 13:00Speaker 5: social media, Twitter, the whole thing. So my only experience
- 13:03Speaker 5: on Housewives is Housewives, filming Housewives, but filming Housewives wrapped
- 13:09Speaker 5: up in social media, So it's well for you. Was
- 13:13Speaker 5: it easier when you got to film and not have
- 13:16Speaker 5: to worry like when they had Yeah, Like I'm just saying,
- 13:19Speaker 5: like you could film a TV show and to say
- 13:22Speaker 5: what you wanted to say, do what you wanted to do,
- 13:25Speaker 5: it airs and you don't have that constant feedback we
- 13:29Speaker 5: have where it's like.
- 13:30Speaker 2: It's like bullying. It's like, yeah, my kid goes to school.
- 13:34Speaker 4: Back in the day, they'd be able to go home
- 13:37Speaker 4: and they wouldn't have it follow them home, you know
- 13:39Speaker 4: how you don't you get around that, Emily, don't look.
- 13:42Speaker 2: No, I get it.
- 13:43Speaker 5: But sometimes it's even hard because it's like even if
- 13:45Speaker 5: you're you know, the show airs and you just even
- 13:47Speaker 5: go on to and so I just popations and it's
- 13:50Speaker 5: just this is what I think is happening.
- 13:53Speaker 3: Back then, there was accountability, Like if you did something
- 13:56Speaker 3: and you were a complete asshole, people are like, held
- 13:59Speaker 3: you accountable.
- 14:00Speaker 2: However, how are.
- 14:02Speaker 5: You held accountable because social media wasn't beating you up
- 14:04Speaker 5: so while.
- 14:05Speaker 4: On the show, So people look at it and they're like,
- 14:08Speaker 4: oh my god, I wish I was a house, like
- 14:10Speaker 4: a lot of a lot tens of thousands of women
- 14:12Speaker 4: want Yeah, and I am so grateful for this job
- 14:16Speaker 4: every day, but it is not as glamorous as you
- 14:19Speaker 4: think it is comes with a very high risk every day. Yeah,
- 14:23Speaker 4: you're always one wrong thing, one fight away, one argument
- 14:29Speaker 4: away from making the worst decision of your life that
- 14:31Speaker 4: you can't come back from.
- 14:33Speaker 2: So it you know, it's not for free.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Well, nowadays it's not even like oh my god, I
- 14:38Speaker 3: screwed up. I apologize. It's like they want you dead.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Yea though, I am fired exiled.
- 14:45Speaker 5: What I notice from when we film, and I don't
- 14:49Speaker 5: know if you've noticed this too, but I can tell
- 14:53Speaker 5: that people act a certain way or say things a
- 14:55Speaker 5: certain way because they are afraid of a social media backlash,
- 14:59Speaker 5: like I think people housewives and their behavior and alter
- 15:03Speaker 5: their opinions because the popular are trying.
- 15:06Speaker 2: To think ahead.
- 15:07Speaker 5: They're self producing them just to what the reaction will
- 15:11Speaker 5: be instead of being authentic.
- 15:13Speaker 4: But that doesn't that doesn't read well. And one thing
- 15:17Speaker 4: about our fans is they're not stupid. No one thing
- 15:20Speaker 4: I can say is they read through people. It's they
- 15:24Speaker 4: know if you're not being authentic and they don't like it.
- 15:27Speaker 3: No, they don't, But they can be. Some of the
- 15:28Speaker 3: fans out there can be less mean.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Most of them, I mean, some of them are so mean.
- 15:36Speaker 3: Like Lisa Rennick came out recently and said that the
- 15:39Speaker 3: reason why she left wasn't because of her cast mates,
- 15:42Speaker 3: is because of the fans, the fandom.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Of remember, yes, it's Lisa fucking Renna. She's amazing, She's
- 15:53Speaker 2: an icon.
- 15:54Speaker 5: How awful would you feel if you go all the
- 15:56Speaker 5: way to bravocon because you're there for the fans?
- 15:59Speaker 2: And which one it was watched with Chaplin's Live. Is
- 16:01Speaker 2: that at the time did she get boomed more than
- 16:03Speaker 2: her in a room just like where she went in.
- 16:05Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 16:05Speaker 4: If watch what Happens Live when we're all on the
- 16:09Speaker 4: stage and she came out and she's like, she got booed.
- 16:12Speaker 4: She sat behind me and she goes, oh my God,
- 16:14Speaker 4: help me.
- 16:14Speaker 3: I would have left, and I said left.
- 16:16Speaker 2: You just have to let it play out. And that's
- 16:19Speaker 2: the thing I say. When something happens and you're getting bombarded,
- 16:22Speaker 2: it's like a seventy two hour shelf life.
- 16:25Speaker 5: That's what Shane Noy says. Ye'll give it seventy two
- 16:27Speaker 5: hours and they'll move on to something else.
- 16:28Speaker 3: I'll move on to somebody else if.
- 16:29Speaker 4: You're lucky, or something else will happen, or maybe hopefully
- 16:34Speaker 4: another show will come out and somebody will fuck up.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Like I forget what it was, but it was around
- 16:39Speaker 4: the time. I'm like, oh my god. Because sometimes you
- 16:41Speaker 4: could predict the weather more than you could predict what
- 16:44Speaker 4: the fans are going to get offended by or like
- 16:47Speaker 4: or be happy with. You can never like sometimes you're
- 16:50Speaker 4: so off with what you think. And I thought I
- 16:51Speaker 4: said something so wrong on TV. I'm like, oh shit,
- 16:55Speaker 4: it aired or whatever. And then what came out the
- 16:57Speaker 4: next day Jen Shawn got arrested.
- 16:59Speaker 2: I was like, well that's true.
- 17:03Speaker 3: I mean what like Shane says to you, like seventy
- 17:06Speaker 3: two hours, what you said seventy two hours, They're gonna
- 17:09Speaker 3: move on to something else. It's how you react to it.
- 17:11Speaker 2: But it's been lingering. I think I need to up
- 17:13Speaker 2: that centisen to more than seventy two hours.
- 17:19Speaker 5: Have you ever gotten so much hate that you had
- 17:21Speaker 5: to go dark on social media where you're just like
- 17:23Speaker 5: I just have I have to just step away from
- 17:25Speaker 5: it because you know.
- 17:26Speaker 2: What I do. I don't you know what I look
- 17:29Speaker 2: at it on social media. Dogs, that's what's in my algorithm.
- 17:33Speaker 3: You know, it's all dogs, dogs, dogs, pimple popping.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Oh you're sick and good.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Pimpleat kind of puss that pops out of the skin
- 17:44Speaker 3: like a Rocks is the baddest of data.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Our camera. Yeah, he has pimple popping in his because
- 17:49Speaker 2: he works on that. Pimple popping. Yeah, I love it. No, no,
- 17:52Speaker 2: we talked about it. It's the actual fuck. Okay, I
- 17:55Speaker 2: don't that is not in my algorithm. It is dogs.
- 17:57Speaker 5: But you know what I got into. I got into
- 17:59Speaker 5: the dog like dog loss, like pet loss, and I
- 18:02Speaker 5: want to get out of that algorithm like.
- 18:04Speaker 2: I lay in bed at night and ball.
- 18:07Speaker 3: So let's pivot off that, and let's talk about how
- 18:10Speaker 3: you want.
- 18:10Speaker 2: Let's pivot off your wine. Traders.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Huh you won, Traders, Yes, you fucking won Traders did Holy.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Shit, Emily, Really it was the best time of my life.
- 18:22Speaker 2: Will you do Traders? I mean, I wouldn't turn it down.
- 18:26Speaker 3: So I asked chat GBT to roast.
- 18:30Speaker 2: I just brought it up out of my ass. I
- 18:32Speaker 2: can't believe you actually have that.
- 18:33Speaker 3: I actually have it, and I'm going to this is hysterical.
- 18:37Speaker 2: I'm psychic now.
- 18:38Speaker 3: So Dolores proof that you can say I'm loyal three
- 18:42Speaker 3: hundred times and still switch sides more than a real
- 18:45Speaker 3: Housewives with a new boyfriend. She calls herself old school,
- 18:49Speaker 3: but really she's just stuck in nineteen nine with Frank
- 18:53Speaker 3: still living in her basement and a flip phone it
- 18:55Speaker 3: tat phone attitude towards.
- 18:58Speaker 2: Confrontation with my ex boyfriend.
- 19:00Speaker 3: Go ahead and welcome and welcome back, scumbags her more
- 19:05Speaker 3: mist greeting. Yet, unless you Margaret when she just skips
- 19:11Speaker 3: the welcome and calls you a finge. See you next Tuesday.
- 19:16Speaker 2: Oh yep, that's me.
- 19:17Speaker 3: She's the only one who can walk into a room
- 19:20Speaker 3: full of chaos, throw gas on the fire, and still
- 19:24Speaker 3: somehow convince everyone she's just staying out of it.
- 19:29Speaker 2: But I never throw gas in the fire. Uh huh.
- 19:31Speaker 3: The woman is so calm under pressure. Truth, you think
- 19:35Speaker 3: botox reached her soul? And then there's Emily.
- 19:40Speaker 5: That's gonna be my tagline, I'm so calm under pressure.
- 19:44Speaker 2: Yeah, Botox reached my soul.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Emily Simpson the only woman on the Real Housewives of
- 19:50Speaker 3: Orange County who can go from I'm a logical lawyer
- 19:55Speaker 3: to I will fucking kill you in a span of
- 19:59Speaker 3: a wine talk us. She'll say she hates drama with
- 20:03Speaker 3: tears in her eyes and then jump into someone else's
- 20:07Speaker 3: argument like it's her full time job. She called Tamra
- 20:12Speaker 3: master Lucifer, which honestly might have been the most accurate
- 20:18Speaker 3: legal statement to date. And for someone who keeps claiming
- 20:23Speaker 3: she's not confrontational, she sure has threatened more housewives than
- 20:29Speaker 3: she's represented in court. Emily treats every group dinner like
- 20:33Speaker 3: a deposition and every vacation like it's her personal battleground.
- 20:41Speaker 3: And her husband, Shane, half the time he looks like
- 20:44Speaker 3: he's a witness.
- 20:46Speaker 2: What is he a witness protection program? Half the time?
- 20:52Speaker 3: Half the time he looks like he's in the witness
- 20:54Speaker 3: protection program, just waiting to be dismissed from the scene. Still,
- 21:00Speaker 3: she's smart, savage, and self aware enough to know she
- 21:04Speaker 3: brings the heat, and she'll argue her point until the
- 21:08Speaker 3: reunion lights go out.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Oh, yours is better than mine?
- 21:12Speaker 3: Do you want to hear mine?
- 21:13Speaker 2: Yes? I don't.
- 21:16Speaker 3: Tamra Judge is like a walking tequila shot, loud, strong,
- 21:21Speaker 3: and guaranteed to leave someone crying the next morning. She's
- 21:25Speaker 3: been on more housewife seasons than she has functioning friendships.
- 21:29Speaker 2: It's not how.
- 21:32Speaker 3: And somehow she's still not tired of stirring the pot. Honestly,
- 21:36Speaker 3: if drama with Cardio, she wouldn't even need cutfitness. Let's
- 21:41Speaker 3: not forget Emily Simpson again, Let's not forget Emily Simpson
- 21:47Speaker 3: once called her master.
- 21:49Speaker 5: Lucifer, not Lucifer, Master Lucifer, the head Lucifer.
- 21:54Speaker 3: You've got to be a special kind of villain to
- 21:57Speaker 3: make a lawyer say that with a straight face. She's
- 22:00Speaker 3: the only person who can scream. That's not it, that's
- 22:03Speaker 3: not my opinion. Likes illegal defense, throw wine with Olympic precision,
- 22:09Speaker 3: and hide in bushes like a Bravo train Navy sill,
- 22:14Speaker 3: And every time you think she's gone for good, she
- 22:17Speaker 3: pops back up faster than a face slip in Newport Beach.
- 22:21Speaker 3: Thank God, truth be told, Tamra. The show needs you.
- 22:24Speaker 3: No one delivers chaos with abs and a scrappy tan
- 22:28Speaker 3: line quite like you.
- 22:31Speaker 2: You do have a scrappy tan line because you could
- 22:34Speaker 2: do a spry tan. I can do a spray town.
- 22:36Speaker 3: It's not very pretty, but I can do it.
- 22:38Speaker 2: I can do it. Okay.
- 22:51Speaker 3: So I have a couple questions for you, guys. If
- 22:53Speaker 3: in Emily, this might be very this might be very
- 22:57Speaker 3: close to hung for you. If you can wop lives
- 23:01Speaker 3: with any other housewife from any franchise for just one day.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Who would it be? Oh my god, well I probably Heather.
- 23:11Speaker 2: I said the same.
- 23:13Speaker 5: I want a chef, and I want to just go
- 23:15Speaker 5: to yoga, and I want to go to this apartment,
- 23:17Speaker 5: and then I want to go to this apartment, and
- 23:18Speaker 5: then I want someone to drive me around and then
- 23:20Speaker 5: I want to go to dinner with Terry and and
- 23:24Speaker 5: just have drinks and champagne and then go home and.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Do it all over again. Yeah, I mean it sounds amazing, right, Yeah,
- 23:29Speaker 2: how about you? I like Shemia's house.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Oh, I you know I met Shemia.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Oh tell me.
- 23:37Speaker 3: I met Shemiah at the upfront and she is even
- 23:40Speaker 3: more fabulous.
- 23:42Speaker 2: And I think she's fabulous. I love than what we say.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Lie.
- 23:45Speaker 2: I think her husband's amazing. You can tell.
- 23:48Speaker 4: You can always tell somebody's energy when they're married to
- 23:51Speaker 4: a good guy.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Like he's just so good with.
- 23:55Speaker 4: Her, and she she's free to be who she is
- 23:58Speaker 4: and what she is. And you know, she's talented, and
- 24:01Speaker 4: her house is beautiful. She's got the most beautiful life,
- 24:03Speaker 4: that's it. And she and I like her outlook on everything.
- 24:06Speaker 2: Yeah. So is she a new housewife?
- 24:09Speaker 3: She was a poor friend of on Atlanta for a
- 24:12Speaker 3: few years and she is now a full time housewife
- 24:16Speaker 3: and she is meant for the job. She's absolutely fabulous.
- 24:20Speaker 2: She's on the show.
- 24:22Speaker 3: Emily, what do you think is probably the worst reunion
- 24:30Speaker 3: look on Orange County throughout your years of mine?
- 24:35Speaker 2: No, just anyone, anyone.
- 24:38Speaker 5: I don't know because I don't watch reality TV. You see, although, oh,
- 24:44Speaker 5: Shannon's last year. Sorry sorry, yes, last year? Yeah, I mean,
- 24:49Speaker 5: and I would say that you didn't have yours?
- 24:51Speaker 2: Yeah, no, was it last year? The year before? It
- 24:54Speaker 2: was the yellow one.
- 24:55Speaker 3: It was the year before, so it wasn't last year.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Was the year before? Oh right, not last year?
- 25:00Speaker 1: It was.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Too much makeup, too much. It was just too much
- 25:05Speaker 2: of everything.
- 25:06Speaker 3: It was it was a look, what about you? What
- 25:09Speaker 3: was the worst reunion look you've ever seen on my show?
- 25:13Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, I don't think
- 25:22Speaker 5: you know, it's been so many years, like you think
- 25:26Speaker 5: of a bad look.
- 25:27Speaker 2: But it was in style for that season, So I
- 25:30Speaker 2: can't say.
- 25:31Speaker 3: Somebody went above and beyond, like, oh.
- 25:34Speaker 4: SIGGI war she looked like Bell from Beauty and the
- 25:38Speaker 4: Beast her last reunion.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Who is this, SIGGI? You didn't know her? No? No,
- 25:43Speaker 2: but I mean I don't even think she looked pretty.
- 25:46Speaker 2: She did not look pretty. But there's uh no, I
- 25:50Speaker 2: don't I can't recall anyone. I'd be like, ew.
- 25:53Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely can look back throughout the years
- 25:55Speaker 3: and go, eh, no, what were you thinking, what the
- 26:00Speaker 3: fuck were you thinking, Tamera? You know, back in my day,
- 26:02Speaker 3: we didn't have glam, I because I've seen the old books, whatever, there.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Was no glam and it was kind of plain.
- 26:11Speaker 3: You know, what housewife friendship? Do you think is totally fake?
- 26:19Speaker 2: Right now? Across the board? Any show?
- 26:23Speaker 4: God, guys, I've been out of it for a little bit.
- 26:25Speaker 4: Now I'm trying to think totally fake.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Well, what do you think you watched the shows? I do?
- 26:32Speaker 3: I would say Garcel and Sutton, I feel like the
- 26:36Speaker 3: end of.
- 26:36Speaker 2: The day, it's over. Their friendship's over.
- 26:40Speaker 3: I feel like, But then, don't you've already been marketed
- 26:42Speaker 3: as being best friends throughout all the seasons they were on,
- 26:46Speaker 3: and at the end of the day, Sutton wasn't there
- 26:50Speaker 3: for Garcel, and Garcel's always been there for something.
- 26:53Speaker 5: Yeah, but if it was a real friendship, do you
- 26:54Speaker 5: think it would have just ended that easily and that abruptly,
- 26:56Speaker 5: just like it's.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Just done, that's it.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I feel like friendships sent on these
- 27:00Speaker 4: shows when you're not on the show anymore.
- 27:02Speaker 5: But I'm saying because that's because they're not real friends.
- 27:04Speaker 5: But don't you feel like if they would have had
- 27:06Speaker 5: a real friendship, that there would have been something like
- 27:09Speaker 5: I just don't feel like it. It just it felt
- 27:11Speaker 5: like it was just cut, like it was just over.
- 27:13Speaker 2: And there's a lot of factors in Bob, it could
- 27:15Speaker 2: be the friendship.
- 27:17Speaker 4: I think that it could have been more of a friendship,
- 27:21Speaker 4: but it just didn't take off like that sometimes because
- 27:23Speaker 4: if somebody's not self aware in the friendship, then it
- 27:27Speaker 4: doesn't really grow.
- 27:28Speaker 3: Yeah, well that friendship didn't grow.
- 27:30Speaker 2: No went right to shuit, no group heart.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Yeah well it didn't until the very end. And Garcel's like,
- 27:37Speaker 3: peace out. I don't want anything to do with it. Shit,
- 27:39Speaker 3: because you're supposed to be my friend. Nobody's my friend.
- 27:42Speaker 2: I'm out.
- 27:43Speaker 3: So thank you so much girls for being here. We
- 27:46Speaker 3: are in Nabe. We have this amazing house from Verbo, Like.
- 27:51Speaker 2: How beautiful is this place?
- 27:52Speaker 4: This is so beautiful that I feel like I'm at
- 27:56Speaker 4: home and I'm going to go and get in my
- 27:57Speaker 4: bed right now to sleep.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Tomorrow Tomorrow is a very big day. We have Bottle Rock.
- 28:05Speaker 2: We have bottle I want to be ready for Bottle Rock.
- 28:08Speaker 3: It is I'm very excited to be justin Timberland day
- 28:13Speaker 3: all the time. So you guys, go upstairs.
- 28:16Speaker 2: This is gonna be a mighty sweet first music festival
- 28:20Speaker 2: at Bottle Rock.
- 28:21Speaker 3: I've never been here before either, so I'm excited. Okay,
- 28:24Speaker 3: let's go to bed, guys. Okay, good night. Thank you
- 28:26Speaker 3: so much for tuning in to to Teas in a
- 28:28Speaker 3: Pot