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Reddit’s Wildest Confessions: Am I Really the One at Fault? · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: Alyssa wants to do the honors of giving you a compliment. Alyssa,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. I've been thinking about this a lot because my
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  Speaker 2: last one was not good.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty poor. Uh, Jay, put that in here.
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  Speaker 2: You are smart. You are qualified. You, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You got the job.
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  Speaker 2: And I think this is a good one. I bet
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  Speaker 2: you make babies smile.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's the best compliment anyone can get. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, babies just do this to me. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: I keep asking them and they don't answer. Let's get going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get set up while she reads the
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  Speaker 1: first story. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: First story. Am I the scallywag for telling my sister's
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  Speaker 2: friend to wear some clothes around the house? Your sister's friend?
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  Speaker 1: I love the title.
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  Speaker 2: It's promising. I, male 26, got into an altercation with
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  Speaker 2: my sister for scaring her friend about a week ago.
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  Speaker 2: My sister, female 28, and her friend, female 27, moved
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  Speaker 2: into my place due to some unfortunate financial difficulties. I
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  Speaker 2: work six days a week. and make a good enough
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  Speaker 2: salary to accommodate all of us considering they are both unemployed.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Job this guy has. He's doing them a favor. What
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  Speaker 1: is this, like sugar day?
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  Speaker 2: Anyways.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it says.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, I wake up usual time ready to take a
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  Speaker 2: shower and.
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  Speaker 1: To take a shower. Sorry, continue.
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  Speaker 2: And out comes said friend wearing only a short robe
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  Speaker 2: with her cleavage out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, how else do you wear a robe?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of cleavage to have out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know what that's like. What's that like?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but she's got it and she's showing it.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it says? No. Oh. I hinted at
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  Speaker 2: her revealing clothing and she just smiled and said it
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  Speaker 2: was no big deal. She wants to hit.
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  Speaker 1: She wants to hit.
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  Speaker 2: Keep in mind, I'm quite religious and they are not.
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  Speaker 2: And they both know it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they both know he's religious. Correct. Okay, so they're
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  Speaker 1: not being respectful.
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  Speaker 2: Continue. Another day or two and I see her again
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  Speaker 2: same time just before I head out to work and
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  Speaker 2: she's only wearing a crop top and panties.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a lot. A robe is one thing. Like
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  Speaker 1: getting out of the shower. That's disrespect.
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  Speaker 2: I tell her to put on something when she's out
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  Speaker 2: and about the house and go off to work. And
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  Speaker 2: then I come home to an angry sister who says
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  Speaker 2: her friend now feels scared of me and is uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: I try to reason with her and tell her it's
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  Speaker 2: conflicting with my tenants. But she says I should apologize? Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Am I... The scallywag.
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  Speaker 1: No. I mean, right off the bat, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: your house, you're providing for them. They're not even paying rent.
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  Speaker 1: They came up up in your space, you're doing charity
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  Speaker 1: for them, and then they're walking around like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of whores. Or maybe a little one.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a whore. But like, kind of. Honestly, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't think you have any legs
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  Speaker 1: to stand on there. Like, I think that it's your place,
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  Speaker 1: and they need to respect that.
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  Speaker 2: Boobs out is one thing. Booties out is another level.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I would be uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's not okay. That's like, how dare you make the,
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  Speaker 1: like the person whose house it is uncomfortable. Like if
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  Speaker 1: you were to invite your friend to come here and
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  Speaker 1: she's like walking around in her underwear, it's my house.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, Hey, um, could you, I would, I'd
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  Speaker 1: really appreciate it. And he said it nicely. Yeah. First,
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  Speaker 1: I'd really appreciate if you didn't walk around like that.
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  Speaker 1: Like it kind of makes me uncomfortable. And then they
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  Speaker 1: proceeded to put on less clothes and do it. Like
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  Speaker 1: at that point, you're just being a dick.
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  Speaker 2: She's really poking the bear.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's poking the bear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: So I think you're not the asshole.
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  Speaker 2: He's not the scallywag.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what people said.
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  Speaker 2: People said, she's the one walking around half naked and
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  Speaker 2: making you uncomfortable. And at the same time complaining about you,
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  Speaker 2: not the scallywag. She's the one making you uncomfortable. Agreed. Facts.
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  Speaker 2: Gloomy essay 8821. In his own home that he was
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  Speaker 2: freely sharing.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not even to take into account that he is paying
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  Speaker 2: for these unemployed ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just no, they have nothing to argue about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: No respect around here.
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  Speaker 1: Next.
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  Speaker 2: Number two.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Just in case you lost track. Am I the scallywag?
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  Speaker 2: I am getting married in a year and have set
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  Speaker 2: an age limit of 21 and over at our wedding,
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  Speaker 2: but my family are asking me to budge on this decision.
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  Speaker 2: Am I the a-hole? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, 21?
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, there's an age... Wait, okay, I've heard of no kids,
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  Speaker 1: but just 21 and up? 21's a lot. What about
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  Speaker 1: like 18... Okay, whatever, I'll let you read it.
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  Speaker 2: My thought is, what are you doing at this wedding
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  Speaker 2: that they have to be 21?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you having sex parties? What the hell is this wedding?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read the story.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, we're getting married and have said that we want
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  Speaker 2: no children, kids, or... Kids of friends, kids of family,
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  Speaker 2: kids of relatives, etc.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: And the amount of backlash we have received despite us
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  Speaker 2: paying for the wedding is ridiculous my brother who has
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  Speaker 2: two loud children in brackets and has never been favorable
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  Speaker 2: of our relationship but is absolutely adamant that his kids
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  Speaker 2: should be at the wedding We have said over and
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  Speaker 2: over again that anyone, despite relation, who is under the
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  Speaker 2: age of 21, cannot attend the ceremony or, as it were,
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  Speaker 2: the big day. However, we are now receiving an influx
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  Speaker 2: of messages 18 months before the wedding from folks who
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  Speaker 2: can't sort childcare.
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  Speaker 1: You got 18 months. 18 months?
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  Speaker 2: You can hire a nanny, fire her, and hire another nanny.
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  Speaker 1: You could have a baby. It could be the nanny
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  Speaker 1: in 18 months.
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  Speaker 2: So far.
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  Speaker 2: Have children to raise children.
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  Speaker 1: That's what our mom always said. Not kidding either. Hey, hey!
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  Speaker 2: My partner and I don't want children, aren't big fans,
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  Speaker 2: and frankly, don't want to waste money on extra tiny guests,
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  Speaker 2: but our families don't get it. M-I slash we, the Scallywags. Edit,
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  Speaker 2: we are both 30 and most of our friends, bar
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  Speaker 2: a few, don't have and will not be having children.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so most of their friends don't have kids.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, interesting. And it said that this one, they are
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  Speaker 1: voted the asshole, which is interesting. But I think that
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  Speaker 1: comes back to the fact that it's 21 and up.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not just.
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  Speaker 2: No kids.
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  Speaker 1: No kids. Listen, love everybody with kids. But like if
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  Speaker 1: I ever had a wedding or something, I kind of
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't want kids screaming around at least the ceremony and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's one night off and they gave you 18 months.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that, but you're excluding a whole group of mature,
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  Speaker 1: I'd say 10 to 21. I feel like you're mature
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  Speaker 1: enough not to scream your ass off at the ceremony
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  Speaker 1: and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed. I feel like no kids is, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No kids is, I think it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: No kids is okay, but 21's, dang.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, when I think kids, I'm thinking, like, five
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  Speaker 1: and under.
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  Speaker 2: 18, you can go in the army. You can't go
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  Speaker 2: to this guy's wedding.
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  Speaker 1: True. Yeah, go fight for your country. You can't go
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  Speaker 1: to David's wedding. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: That's all you got.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's true. So, I mean, I'm interested to hear
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  Speaker 1: what the people have to say.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he is. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Well, 21 is, I want to hear what the people
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  Speaker 1: have to say. I need context. That's the thing with
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  Speaker 1: these stories.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what's the context? These are two different things.
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  Speaker 2: 18 year olds don't require babysitters. So simply relaxing the
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  Speaker 2: rule as in allowing say 16 plus instead of 21
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  Speaker 2: plus would address the babysit issue at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, no one is required to arrange a sitter
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  Speaker 2: to attend your wedding. It costs money on top of
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  Speaker 2: what it already costs to attend a wedding. Not to
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  Speaker 2: mention good sitters are hard to find and many parents
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  Speaker 2: just don't use sitters at all. Have your child free wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't get upset when parents choose not to come.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has choices. Oh, Yeah, I mean, don't get upset
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  Speaker 1: if people choose not to come. Like, I wouldn't get
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  Speaker 1: upset about that, but I'm whittling out that f *
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  Speaker 1: * * ing crowd, man. I hope you don't come.
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  Speaker 1: That's a thing to do, too. That's why I think
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  Speaker 1: people do a lot of, like, destination weddings, because they
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  Speaker 1: don't want to pay for 300 people to come to
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  Speaker 1: their wedding. So they're like, hey, it's child-free and it's
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  Speaker 1: in Mexico. But, you know, I think the secret is
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  Speaker 1: to do it, like, a month before the wedding. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's just a little life hack for me. But, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you should be getting upset. That people
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  Speaker 1: are declining. I mean, it's weird that they can't get
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  Speaker 1: a babysitter or something for 18 months.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. What do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like there was a lot of sass
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  Speaker 2: behind that lady's comment. Like, who are you so important
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  Speaker 2: that I need you at my wedding?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Like, if you're going to be so sassy to say, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I am not going to find a sitter in 18 months.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 2: Like, maybe I don't want you there. Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 2: need to come.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe. You're a stupid bitch, maybe. I'm just kidding. Yeah, interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe there's more context there that I'm missing,
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  Speaker 1: but it seems pretty like it's their wedding if they
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  Speaker 1: want it to be 21 and up, which is a
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  Speaker 1: little weird. It is what it is. But then they
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  Speaker 1: can't get upset about that. That's a little weird.
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  Speaker 2: No little kids I feel like is reasonable. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you're an a-hole because I think your intention behind
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  Speaker 2: it was completely acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: We have a new addition. Jessica was bored, so she's here.
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: My pregnant sister. So she's got some hormonal advice. very
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  Speaker 1: passionate advice for you probably. Yes. Read the story. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Am I the scallywag for not having ibuprofen at home?
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  Speaker 2: So I, male 24, have been with my girlfriend, female 29,
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  Speaker 2: for about six months now. We go to each other's
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  Speaker 2: places frequently and sleep at each other's occasionally. So last week,
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  Speaker 2: she slept over and woke up with period cramps. She
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  Speaker 2: asked for ibuprofen and because I only had two pills,
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  Speaker 2: I gave her those. I don't really use ibuprofen much
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  Speaker 2: because I'm generally not very prone to pain apart from headaches.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky you.
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  Speaker 2: I Apparently those two pills weren't enough for her and
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  Speaker 2: she got really upset at me and said I should
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  Speaker 2: have had ibuprofen at home and it's basically a necessity
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  Speaker 2: and that I should have it especially because she needs
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  Speaker 2: it frequently for her cramps. I don't see a reason
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  Speaker 2: for me to have large amounts of ibuprofen at home.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need it. She's the one who does. Now
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  Speaker 2: I asked some friends and they said that since I
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  Speaker 2: know she needs it, I should have some at home
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  Speaker 2: for her. I feel like if she needs it, she
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  Speaker 2: should take it with her instead of me having to
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  Speaker 2: provide it.
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  Speaker 1: Agreed. You agree.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. I feel like you can, I mean, being like,
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  Speaker 2: you should get ibuprofen for me.
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  Speaker 1: No, so, like, as a person who suffers from chronic migraines,
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  Speaker 1: I always have ibuprofen, Tylenol, whatever I need that I
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  Speaker 1: know will help. But if I'm with somebody, which it
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  Speaker 1: may or may not be, if I'm with somebody and
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: they know that about me, I think it's just, like,
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: sweet of the other person to do that. They don't
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: have to. I shouldn't expect that.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: But, like, I think it would be, like, really sweet
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: of you as, you know, oh, fuck. boyfriend to have
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: that for her.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's the scallywag for not having it
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: in the first place.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, that's dumb.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I think a little bit of a scallywag if you
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: just refuse to get it.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird. Which I think that's what's happening.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, 29-year-old wound, what are you
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: expecting dating a 24-year-old dude?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: His brain's not even fully developed. I don't know.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's lots of 24-year-old males that are very, very,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: very mature.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: And whatever but no it's true no it's true i.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Agree i don't think that's it i was kind of
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: well i agree because i don't think that he she
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: should be mad at him the first time but yeah
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: if you're like oh she needs ibuprofen yeah it would
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: be really sweet if you went and got her some
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: ibuprofen I don't like that.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: When people are just condescending or passive aggressive and they're like,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: everybody has ibuprofen. I feel like it's the same energy
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: as like, oh, you haven't seen the Titanic? How could
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: you not have seen the Titanic? The Titanic's the best
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: movie ever. Who does that? Our mother. Our mother.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: She's brave.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: She's probably watching this. I love you, Mom.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Love you, Mom.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: But stop doing that shit, all right? God almighty.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: He's voted not the scallywag.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: And let's hear what the people have to say. Now
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: you know you should maybe buy a bottle, but you're
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: not psychic. I generally have a backup supply of stuff
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: like that in my bag when I stay at my
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: boyfriend's house. A grown woman who has her period every
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: month should be better prepared.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: True.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: She's 29. I agree. She's been doing this for a while.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I'm 29. Yeah, she's old as fuck. Her eggs are
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: drying up. That's why she's pregnant right now. I'm just kidding.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Nah, she's very fertile.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: We're all very... What did you just say? Did you
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: just say she's very fertile? What the hell? It's true.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: My mom popped out four of us just like back
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: to back.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I can't see anything other than your hand at your throat.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: This camera can't see it, so I'm just like.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Sorry. This is a family friendly channel. This is a
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: family friendly channel. Next.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Next one. Am I the scallywag for kicking my sister
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: out of my wedding?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Whoa. That's a lot. It would take a lot for
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: me to kick you guys out of my wedding.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. I'm excited to hear this. I, male 27,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: recently got married to my wonderful husband. It was a
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: small wedding with just our family and closest friends. My
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: husband and I both love space, so we decided to
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: have a space themed wedding.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Cute.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Cute.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, space themed. Oh, I love that. I love a
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: themed wedding. That's slay. We love that. We love a
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: gay space wedding. That's great.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: It's so fun. I wish I was there. We had
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: star decorations, a galaxy marble cake, and fairy lights. I
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: even wore tux with little white stars. My sister, 32 female,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: was invited to be the ring bearer as she and
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I are very close. However, when she showed up at
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: the wedding, she was wearing a Halloween costume of Saturn.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, like the planet? Girl.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, like a huge, okay. Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: She was literally dressed up like the planet. We made
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: very clear in our invitation that this wedding was strictly formal.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: My sister and I joke around a lot. I laughed
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: about it and asked her to get ready as the
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: wedding was starting soon. Right. But she fully planned to
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: bring us the rings in her Halloween costume. Oh. She
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: refused to change into a serious outfit, saying that our
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: family wouldn't find it funny because Saturn has rings and
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: she's the ring bearer.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. That's shit what I would do.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: But if you were like, no, I really don't want this,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: then I wouldn't. But, okay, sorry, continue. It interrupts me. Sorry.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: This was the most important day of my life and
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I expected her to take it seriously even though we
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: often joke around. So I told her she could change
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: or she could leave. She called me over dramatic and left.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious that she left angry in a
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Saturn costume. I'm so sorry that you missed her wedding,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: but can you imagine her walking out?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, oh, that's you saying it? I thought you were
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: still reading. No, that's me.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's just like, well, f * * * you then.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I know. I think that is the best thing ever.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's opinion on the actual thing.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I'm taking these cupcakes. Yes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: She puts them on her rings and walks away.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: She's like. This is such a, like, a unique situation. Yes. But, like, okay,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Jessica has been married. Sorry, she is married.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: She's had 12 husbands.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: So far. I don't know. We'll see how long it lasts. Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Adam, watch out.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: So, Jessica's married. So, I show up to your wedding. Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It's themed. And I show.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: So, I show up in that. What do you say? Like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: because you know me. And I'm a jokester. So what
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: do you say? If I'm like, hey, I thought this
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: would be really funny, would you be kind of like, um,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I just... Like, what would you say?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's... And hey, I totally... It is
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: the most important day of your life, for sure. I
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: would hope you had a backup for, like, pictures.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: For sure. You know what I mean?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: But, like, to walk down the aisle.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: But like, I would never refuse to take that off.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: That's where it goes.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: That's where the line is drawn.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: So that's where it's just like, it's like, oh wait,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: you're refusing to take it off?
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: But then again, Kate, didn't he say that he kicked
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: his sister out?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He didn't really. No, he did not.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: She left.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: She chose. She made that choice.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Bitch picked up her ball and lit.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: She was unprepared. I get it was a joke, but, like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: the joke should.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Only go so far.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: And you should have a backup.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's not your day. It's not your day.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't be, like, the center of attention.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Or the center of the universe. I wanted to say that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Center of the universe. Yeah, like, and I get that, okay? Like,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I'm constantly the center of the universe.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Great joke.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You took it too far. You took it too far.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, Alyssa, you wanted to say. Yeah, I wanted to say.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're not the scallywag because you gave
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: her a choice. She made her choice. And as great
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of a joke as it was, she should have had
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a backup. Agreed with Jessica, for sure.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like also fix your humor, dude, because that's
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: f * * * er.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: That's so good. That is so good.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: The ring bearer. Like, come on. It's so punny, bro.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Come on, man.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe he took it as a joke at first,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: but then he was like.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: He did. He did. He said he laughed. Yeah, okay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: So, not the scallywag, my friend. Alright, here's what the
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: people say. Her idea sounds hilarious, but yeah, I agree.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Not the scallywag. There are many days for her to
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: be punny. This was not one of them.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Agreed. Super funny to turn up in it early and
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: then off to change her thinking it's acceptable to be
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: dressed in a halloween costume at the wedding because it
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: would be funny and bring her attention there it is
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: it is nuts yeah agreed yeah the people are right
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: what do you guys think I hate that. Why? I'm
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: just nervous now.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You're nervous now? Nobody's here. I mean, they're there, but
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: they're not here.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I think too much.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Loosen up.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: It's just the camera.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Get your shit together. Jay, make that look real. Call
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: me Chris. Beat siblings.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: That's all, folks, from me.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: See you later. Porky Pig.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Out.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Porky Pig does that, right? He's the one that says...
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: See you later, folks.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That's all, folks.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Let me redo it. I forgot what you said.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: That's all, folks.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Okay next am i the scallywag for not taking down
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: a post my boyfriend doesn't approve of that sounds terrible
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: i 20 female have been with my boyfriend 20 male
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: for about nine months now i have a tendency of
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: posting bikini pictures on my instagram as being in the
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: ocean and going to the beach are regular things to
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: me it's like i personally don't see any of my
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: posts as overly provocative or sensual however my most recent
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: instagram post has caused my boyfriend to give me an
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: ultimatum Oh, never a good sign.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Are you, are you having intercourse? What is happening? That's
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the only way that that's okay. But okay, continue.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I posted a picture of myself alongside my two friends
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: in which we were all wearing bikinis while sitting on
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: a floaty and smiling. What?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Was the floaty inside you? Sorry.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Of course he does.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand his reasoning.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Nothing sexual about any of our poses, but once my
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: boyfriend saw the pose, he demanded I take it down
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: or else he would break up with me because my
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: nipples are, oh my gosh, visibly showing through a bit
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: of my top.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: That's huge.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: We've had discussions about this kind of thing before, although
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: mostly just about my actual nipples.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You can say nipples.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know what gets censored around here.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: No, it's fine.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Slipping out and wearing bikinis. Sometimes I even wear pasties
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: underneath my bikini tops so he won't get upset.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: What?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: This girl's doing the most for him. She's doing the most.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: That day I didn't.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Am I the scallywag for not taking it down?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Go.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So proud.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: No, you post it, post it all. I mean, not
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: all of it. I mean, post whatever you want, but
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: like it's your body and there's like, yes, respect. Like there's,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I think there should be a level of respect and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: maybe what you post, I don't know. But even then,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: it's like, if he's like that, then he's not secure
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: in your relationship. He's not secure in himself. He doesn't
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: trust you. To be honest, like, people like that, I
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: just think, like, I don't know. I just think it's terrible.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I think he's trying to control you and it's super toxic.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Agreed with literally everything you said.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just terrible. Like, it's your body. You should
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: be able to do what you want. And even if
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: you didn't live at the beach and you weren't spending
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: all your time there all the time, it doesn't matter.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You can still be posting all the bikini pictures you want.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: You should have a guy that's like, In the comments like, yes,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: slay queen. I love that. That's my bit. Like that's
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: who you should have a cheerleader.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Taking the photos for you.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Taking the photos for you. Like he should be proud
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: of you and that you're out being social and that
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you're healthy. And it's not like you're out there taking
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: photos with another guy, like sitting on his stomach. I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's just, I don't know.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm ranting.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: No you're okay I used to be in a relationship
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: like that and I think elicited too where it was
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: really controlling so both of us have.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Experienced that trauma it's it is it's traumatic.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: They convince you that you're a piece of shit and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: that you're like a like a slew a bad person
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: that you're a bad person that you're doing things you
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing when really you're just trying to have
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: fun celebrate your like your own body which both of
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: us struggle with body image as well so like for
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: our partner to be like you're disgusting for posting that
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: and like it just doesn't help anything so like.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: No that's just never okay and to get to a
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: point where you feel confident posting in a bikini I
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: think it's such a huge thing that people don't think
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: about a lot like it takes a lot like I
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: want to show my day at the beach and not
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: be so self-conscious you know what fine go for it
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: she's not posing like crazy sexy or whatever and like
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: even if she was like everyone wants you know like
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: feel yourself power to ya anyway sorry there's an add-on
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: to this okay an edit okay She sees his actions
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: as controlling, but he sees hers as disrespectful.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Edit. I left some things out. Him being controlling is
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: not what obsessed me the most. What obsessed me the
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: most is him texting me afterwards saying that I lack
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: morals and respect and boundaries. I'm aware that you all
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: don't know all the previous drama of our relationship. He
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: has been disrespected of my boundaries multiple times as well
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: as shown little morals but never tried to break up
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: with him over it. Maybe that was my mistake. Girl, run.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Get out.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: She's... She's to Lulu. So she's defending him in this?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I kind of didn't understand all of that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's saying she's not upset that he's controlling. She's
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: upset that she texts him afterwards and, like, comments on
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: her character, basically, based on this. He texts her afterwards. Yeah, so, like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: she's upset.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: That is controlling. He's saying exactly what we just said, that, like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: our partners would say that we're, like, disrespectful hoes, basically, for, like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: posting stuff that is just we're doing in our lives.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Mine was.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was even just like littler things. Like, I
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: don't know. I feel like mine was never like centered
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: around Instagram. So it's not like.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Neither was mine.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: What was yours centered around?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: It was just like littler things. Like how, how much
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: you answer, how often you answer. Answer? Yeah, like text back.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, like text messages and stuff.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And then he needs to know exactly what you're doing
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: at all moments because he doesn't trust you or something. Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But, you know, everybody's got to grow at their
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: own pace. That's okay. I'm sure there's lots of things.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: She's with somebody really nice now. He's so nice. We
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: love him.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: We love him.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: He's great.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: He's so great. But, yeah, everybody grows at their own pace.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I hope he grows and I hope you run.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Take bikini pictures and own yourself, bitch, because you're beautiful.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so as you could see, I went ham on
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: her head and looked down for little highlights. And for
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: those of you that like to judge me in the
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: comments on how I do hair, I'll just let you
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. So basically I did a money
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: piece in the front going diagonal back. And then I
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: basically just do a shitload of baby lights, which is
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: weaved baby lights. So when you weave it, it just
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: falls down a little bit less harsh than just a
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: straight across highlight. So it looks nice. It's kind of
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: like Jessica's hair, but I'm trying to make this a
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: little bit more blended because Alyssa's a little darker. Anyway,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: let's get back to the stories.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Am I the scallywag for requiring that guests change clothes
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: before they sit on my furniture?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: You're sounding already pretty bad, my friend.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave my prejudgment.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: This is a throwaway. I'm a 20-year-old male and I
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: live alone. I am a very neat person. My mother
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: kept our house pristine growing up and I helped her
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: for as long as I can remember. I recently moved
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: out and into my own place and something that I
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: started thinking about was how many germs from outside we
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: track into our houses. I... always change out of my
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: clothes as soon as I get home, but whenever I
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: have guests, they don't. And I have no idea where
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: they've been or what their clothes have been exposed to.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: About a month ago, I bought a bunch of those
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: clear disposable raincoats. Oh, no.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: And started telling people when I invited over that they
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: could bring a change of fresh clothes to change into
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: or wear one of the coats before they sit on
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: my furniture. I also offer to wash the clothes and
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: change out of if they want to. Hold on. This
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: feels like gym class when you don't, like, you forget
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: your gym outfit in grade school. Yeah, you just have, like, an.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Extra shitty gym shirt that was... From the 80s. That's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: been worn by 12,000 people.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Wear the sweaty one with holes. It's what you get, Rebecca.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: You're not sitting out.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And after, I'm going to put it in my locker
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and smell it. Is your gym teacher too? Just mine?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Cool. My girlfriend doesn't have a problem with this and
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: started just leaving clothes at my place. My mom and
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: my little sister have also been okay with this new rule.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: But I invited a friend over yesterday. I told them
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: about the clothes thing before they came. And when they
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: got there, they were surprised that I actually enforced it
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: and said, you've got to be... Blank with me. Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I told them no. I'm serious. And then they left.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Friends sound dope.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Can I hang out with them? They haven't been answering
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: my messages either.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. I have a lot of things to say.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Is this done?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: No. Okay. I was talking to my mom about it
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: today and she said it was pretty excessive and unreasonable
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: to expect everybody to do.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And that's your mom. The one that was clean.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I disagree, but I'm kind of double guessing myself. Am
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I wrong here? I think maybe it's pushing it a
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: little bit to expect everybody to change.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Are you saying this now?
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you done? This is me. Sorry. I think
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: it's It changes a lot. I mean, if that makes
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: you uncomfortable, that's totally fine.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Like that you provided things.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, do what you want in your own house. It's
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: your house.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: No, but it's, that's totally fine. I respect that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: But jump scare, I might've been like, I didn't know
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: you were serious. And then be like, I need a minute.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: But they're not answering you anymore.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: That's kind of. Yeah, I mean your friends sound kind
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: of shitty, but also you're asking a lot of your friends.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Like for them, like they thought about what they're gonna
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: put on, they're comfortable in what they put on, like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think, unless your friends are, you know, rummaging
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: through shit, I think it's okay. But, or, your place
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: just isn't the place to hang out, and maybe that's okay.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: But I also don't want to like shame this person
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: for maybe having like OCD or something like that, because
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: that's definitely a thing. I know a lot of people
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: that suffer with that and have issue with that. But
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: it sounds like you're pretty self-aware and it's just like
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you just want to really clean out. But you're asking
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: too much of your company. I think so.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe look into getting a cover for your couch or something. Yeah,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: get that plastic.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Cover that sounds like.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at your grandma's house? Great.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: But if that works, I think that's more accommodating for
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: your company than making them wear rain condoms. Just a
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: thought though.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I think if something makes you that uncomfortable, you should
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: be the one... to come up with the solution and
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: not expect the people around you to accommodate you all
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: the time okay am i the scallyway for not letting
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: my son go to homecoming this weekend oh my gosh
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: My son is a freshman and his dad is telling
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: me he wants to go to homecoming, but it's 6
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: to 10 PM on a Saturday. When did you think
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: it was going to be?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: On a Saturday?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Okay. 2 PM on a Tuesday?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You're losing so far.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I get him Friday night to Sunday night. Oh.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: It's a divorcee. Oh, I'll have a lot to say
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: about this.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I only see him four days a month right now,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and he only sees his brother on the weekends because
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: my ex took my older son away from me to
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: go live with him when he wasn't doing good in
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: school with me. So I told his dad no and
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: said it isn't fair for me or his brother to
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: allow him to go, and I can't drive him there
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: because it's an hour each way, so it'd be four
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: hours for me driving. Wait, math isn't math anymore.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I see why he failed when he was with you.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: His... Dad said he would give up the Monday, but
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I'd still only get him from Sunday morning to Monday evening,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: which is less than my usual time. Well, my son
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: is throwing a fit now, and his dad is telling
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: me I don't put my kids first, but it's literally
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: just a dance. Girl.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Girl. It's literally just a weekend.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I barely see my son, and I already a lot
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: of time for his football practice. That's the end of it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: What? the hell girl you win a shitty mom award
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: this is your son's one homecoming he's ever gonna have
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know our homecoming I guess it's not prom
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: it's an American thing it's a big day and it's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: one day yeah and you can have every other weekend
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you sound like a selfish piece of shit I don't
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: give a shit.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: And also I just think He's gonna want to spend
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: more time to you in the future if you're nice
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: to him now.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Um, true.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: True. So, like, you're... You don't want to be best
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: friends with your f * * * ing kid, but, like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: just be a decent person. You're just kind of being shitty.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: You're being selfish.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Selfish. That's the word of the day.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: And, like, me being... Like, I grew up in a house, like,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: a split house. Like, me and Alyssa, we have different dads.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: And, man, I love my dad, but I can't tell
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: you how many times, like... stuff similar to this happen.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: And it like, it ruins your relationship. Cause like, it's
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: really not asking a whole lot, you know? They're just
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: asking to show up. Luckily now he's like, great, you know?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: But like growing up, just, yeah. Just show up for
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: your kid, man. Show up for your kid. It's really
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: the least you could do.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I also think perspective is important because the heart's just
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: a dance, but I'm sure he's been thinking about this
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: for a long time. 100%. And it is a big moment,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: especially when you're like, what, 13, 14?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Like, they should have those experiences.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: People agree with us.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what did they say?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: They said, your son isn't a possession. He's a person. Preach, girl.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: He has a life. Your job as a parent is
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: to help him successfully live that life at every stage.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: even when it is inconvenient for you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: That's being a parent for real.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: As an aside, I can't imagine the mood a 14
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: year old will be in when he's at her house
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: that weekend. Yeah. You're not going to have a good weekend.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: No. Sorry about that. No.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: He's going to resent you, man. And like, again, now
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: that you should have to cater to your kid all
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the time, but like, that's just, it's not like he like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: you know, went to a party and wasn't allowed. Like
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: this isn't a punishment. If it's a punishment, then that
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: fits the crime, but there's no crime. There's no crime.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: You're the crime. No crime. He has no time to do.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: This is why I say there should be a test.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Stay with me. There should be a test for people
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to be parents. And I, I will, I will die
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: on that grave, man. Don't you think? Don't you think?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I think it is odd how anyone can just have
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: a kid.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I think so too. Some people don't deserve it. I'm
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: not saying you don't. You need to work on it though.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: You need to work for that.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I got feelings. I just want to express them accurately
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: and I just Treat your kids right, please.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Treat your kids right.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: That's all I want to say. Treat your kids right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Well, that does it for the stories. I need to
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: finish this up. It's pretty much done. She's got to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: sit for a little bit, and then we're going to
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: wash it, and then we're going to maybe tone it,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: maybe not. It's late. But you're going to see it
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: right now. Ta-da! Look at that. Look how gorgeous she is.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: She hasn't even seen it yet, but can you.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: See it in the monitor?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, I love it. Ah! I'm obsessed. Look at down
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: and into the side and up and look at that.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Look at the color.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: She's a magician. Looks like she's a natural, isn't it?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: It's because I'm a natural.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Do you like your hair?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 33:59
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• 34:01
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• 34:05
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• 34:22
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• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Bye.