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78: Top 10 Black Sayings | #Thebaldbrotherspodcast · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 4: Then, I'd be like, man, I already gave you all
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  Speaker 4: the money.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gave you money.
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  Speaker 1: Dog off.
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  Speaker 4: Bro. When Jay passed, I was so my mortgage statement
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  Speaker 4: came like a week late.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, don't y'all see what he get through.
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  Speaker 5: I can't just be required to pay my bills.
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  Speaker 6: Still sorry for your last week. This is the first,
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  Speaker 6: goddamn like, dog, it's the first.
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  Speaker 5: By the time the funeral happened, my mortgage was doing
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  Speaker 5: like the next day.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, Bro.
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  Speaker 5: Then, when I first got my first apartment and it
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  Speaker 5: manber at that time, it took me like a little
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  Speaker 5: bit of each check yeah to.
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  Speaker 1: Pay my rent.
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  Speaker 5: So when I get paid, I was like, Okay, I
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  Speaker 5: got the last one seventy five right, And then the
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  Speaker 5: next time it's right back, dude, Just.
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  Speaker 2: Like as soon as you you wiping yourself off from
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  Speaker 2: scrambling up there. I'm glad, glad I was able to
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  Speaker 2: pay that rent the new rent? Is you looking square eyes?
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  Speaker 2: The next month?
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  Speaker 6: Like God, damn it, man, I just paid this off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but fuck that right a man?
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  Speaker 5: First five eighty five, I was like, man, how am
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  Speaker 5: I gonna come up with five hundred and eighty five?
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  Speaker 2: Remember?
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  Speaker 6: I remember my my half of the rent was one
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  Speaker 6: fifty and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I gotta I'm gonna scramble over this one.
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  Speaker 6: Because we were in the four bedroom at these little
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  Speaker 6: apartments across from campus. So we paid one fifty and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I got to come up with this
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  Speaker 6: one fifty, man, I.
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  Speaker 5: Gotta fin wake up with this. Didn't writ tomorrow? Man
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  Speaker 5: got the fun way to come up with this money?
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  Speaker 2: By tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: It's fifty. Man, I got I gotta do. What's I
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  Speaker 6: gotta do? What's right? I gotta do?
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  Speaker 2: What fifty?
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  Speaker 1: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: Ninety? No?
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  Speaker 4: This was this was.
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  Speaker 2: Uh what was that? In those apartments? Probably like two thousand.
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  Speaker 4: Two thousand, that's when gas was like ninety nine cents.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the fifty was allowed.
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  Speaker 7: The month I was like, wo man got it because
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  Speaker 7: he was living in New Mexico, so been away was
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  Speaker 7: not more than five thirty.
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  Speaker 6: Man scraps and I'm working on campus, man, extra nothing.
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  Speaker 2: That campus money fifty dollars. You got it.
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  Speaker 1: Barely. Remember my first apartment. I was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: how am I gonna get five hundred dollars?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Every time I never turned to eat on I got.
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  Speaker 5: In the bed, I was like hoodeye jacket, beanie socks, socks.
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  Speaker 1: I got in the middle of the bed.
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  Speaker 2: And was like, man, who utility? What freezing?
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  Speaker 6: And we had to pay for this on top of
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  Speaker 6: the dog.
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  Speaker 5: Tall Man and I live right across the street from
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  Speaker 5: a plaza place, and I was like, come on, care
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  Speaker 5: just never do the plaza.
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  Speaker 6: Because I feel like once that gave plasma, Once you give,
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  Speaker 6: that's the gateway to everything.
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  Speaker 4: I might as well do.
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  Speaker 6: How up, once you open your body up to the money,
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  Speaker 6: they gonna be like, hey, man, let me suck you
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  Speaker 6: off two hundred.
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  Speaker 2: You be well gave plasma. Dere you pull your pants down,
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  Speaker 2: all right, picky to spare this all around?
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  Speaker 8: God, did you.
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  Speaker 4: Leave the plasma thirst doing? Let me sucking for two hundred?
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  Speaker 2: What I mean?
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  Speaker 5: You're in the plasma place, so I know you open
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  Speaker 5: to stuff two hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Yet men, we didn't even got to No syringes, no
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  Speaker 2: nothing necessary, no syringes.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta do anything, no, no just standing.
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  Speaker 2: I got the rest this dude.
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  Speaker 5: That's about that's about eight plasmas. Plasmas only twenty five.
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  Speaker 5: That's eight plasmas. Man, you can't even go every day.
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  Speaker 5: One suck versus eight plasmas.
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  Speaker 2: About to make a killer.
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  Speaker 6: Oh ah, No.
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  Speaker 5: You hear when I walked in, non we appear when
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  Speaker 5: you leave the plasma. We kind of got a little
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  Speaker 5: steakeout situation on the on the outside of the plasma,
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  Speaker 5: because when you go in, you you ain't made a choice.
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  Speaker 6: Come out, you come come out already. Know we saw
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  Speaker 6: the little seat in your hand. That's when we knew,
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  Speaker 6: suck off.
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  Speaker 5: You're a different person at the moment you get you've
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  Speaker 5: given the plasmo on your way in. You still got
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  Speaker 5: results right when you come out of the plaza. We
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  Speaker 5: got you up for anything. Man, You want to cheese
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  Speaker 5: burg off the ground? How long it's been there?
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  Speaker 4: Two days? Pickles on it and no pickles?
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  Speaker 6: Man, Let me get that man, you say it was
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  Speaker 6: wrapped up the whole time. Partially get that man.
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  Speaker 4: My boy, we was down so bad.
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  Speaker 5: He had left a sour dough jacket his wind shield
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  Speaker 5: all day in the summer time, so we had no money.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, hey, y'all, you think I could eat
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  Speaker 5: this sour dough jacket. Were like, you get mayonnaise? He
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  Speaker 5: was like extra man, and we were like, can't do it? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 5: had no Man, you might have been able for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Son.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, what about you take the mayonnaise off?
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  Speaker 4: He was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: The mayonnaise is risky was.
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  Speaker 2: The cheese on it.
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  Speaker 6: Because if you take the cheese and the mail off
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  Speaker 6: the top leger, you still got that bottom meat and
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  Speaker 6: then that bottom bread that didn't have the male. So
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  Speaker 6: you can just you take off half of the real estate.
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  Speaker 6: You get rid of the male. You can still savage.
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  Speaker 6: This tyler is hard.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, man, I'm really hungry. We're like, bro, you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna be sick though. He was like, yeah, but either way,
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  Speaker 5: my stomach gonna hurt.
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  Speaker 4: But it's a.
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  Speaker 5: Different hunger and sick is different hurt. Man, you can
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  Speaker 5: eat a different way. He was like, I'm gonna try it,
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  Speaker 5: he ate it, destroy this stuff. We told you no.
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  Speaker 4: Man. She was like, come on, man, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: That man is what?
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  Speaker 1: Come on?
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  Speaker 4: Man? Extra Jack already has a lot of man's Alright, man, Welcome.
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  Speaker 5: To the Ball Brothers Podcast Tour. Suck Off after the Plasma,
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  Speaker 5: y'all today's episode I keep I say, this is Tony
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  Speaker 5: Bakery Top ten. Black says, now we're gonna come off
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  Speaker 5: the Rip's impossible to narrow down the ten, Okay, so
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  Speaker 5: we're just gonna pick the ten good because it's always.
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  Speaker 4: Changing, ever changed. All right, So I think you first
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  Speaker 4: of me.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go first. My This is my favorite black phrase.
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  Speaker 5: You don't believe fat meat greasy till you try it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just great.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know if it's black or Southern, but
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  Speaker 5: I've only heard black people say. And that also gets
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  Speaker 5: to shortened to you. You don't believe that me greasy.
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  Speaker 5: They don't even say it the other half of it,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I don't remember. I was like, oh, there's
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  Speaker 5: a whole this a whole second part. You don't believe
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  Speaker 5: fat meat greasy means you hard headed.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that term up. Oh man, I never heard.
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  Speaker 2: I never heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 5: I was hard headed and living in the South, so
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  Speaker 5: that fat was greasy directed to me because I didn't
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  Speaker 5: know what it meant at first. It was like, think
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  Speaker 5: about a poor chopp in the little white part. You
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  Speaker 5: don't believe that's greasy till.
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  Speaker 2: You try it. I was like, it was greasy.
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  Speaker 5: It was crazy, but you gotta try it to know.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody tell you, no fat me greasy. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: I used to eat fat, yes.
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  Speaker 1: The fat part of the pork chop, I mean pork
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  Speaker 1: and bean.
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  Speaker 2: I used to eat the fat piece of.
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  Speaker 1: The chewing on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: Oh if I did that now, I can't imagine eating
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  Speaker 6: that now.
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  Speaker 5: Your buddy Ole would I would agree turn inside it
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  Speaker 5: because you went no pork before you went no meat.
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  Speaker 2: It would be the end of the infinity warf.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, I would just be no long existing
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  Speaker 8: if I sat and chewed on animal fat.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, you're walking my I used to be eating that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, man, I.
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  Speaker 1: Can't do it no more.
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  Speaker 7: Can't.
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  Speaker 4: One of the worst things.
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  Speaker 5: I've grown older, Like, I love popeyes, but I cannot
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  Speaker 5: eat it no more.
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  Speaker 4: It tears my stomach. Apart, and I'd be driving past
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  Speaker 4: and they'd be like, don't you come over here. You
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  Speaker 4: know you're gonna be in trouble later.
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  Speaker 2: Can you still handle the biscuits and the sides for then? Absolutely?
• 9:25
  Speaker 5: Yeahs biscuits could be like dessert sometimes. One time, a
• 9:29
  Speaker 5: couple of months ago, weeks yesterday, I just ordered twelve
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  Speaker 5: back biscuits straight up strawberry jelly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those biscuits are fire fire. I live right by
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  Speaker 2: a Popeyes. Do an the fact that I never go
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  Speaker 2: over there as a miracle man.
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  Speaker 5: They went strawberry biscuits recently that in bow Jango's blueberry blueberrys.
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  Speaker 2: Should be a crime. I had that biscuit down there.
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  Speaker 6: It was an old biscuit because I was as a
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  Speaker 6: friend of mine, Mike House, and he had one.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, man, let me get this, and I was.
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  Speaker 5: Like, should be a crime? Oh, there's no, And that
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  Speaker 5: is a bun. James got big biscuits.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, them biscuits and them biscuits is made for me.
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  Speaker 4: Man sees you would be like twin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, have you being no man? Hell? Yeahscuits even did?
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: I don't like nothing small when he comes to food.
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  Speaker 6: Man, I'm a man you hear me sack first shaft
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  Speaker 6: sacked with a mustache on the shaft.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: I'm a man and I need manor on the shaft,
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: just the extra man up.
• 10:48
  Speaker 6: I want my shaft to have a mustage woking a
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  Speaker 6: cigarette with a checkered passed shaft.
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  Speaker 5: Here, mans voice is great coming into long Buick definitely
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  Speaker 5: got a Buick.
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  Speaker 2: One hoodcap missing on the back tie. That's that's this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I want the big business. I'm coming with
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  Speaker 2: the with the.
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  Speaker 5: Back of new pops up y'all, tony shaft here, Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 5: I can't go west of the Mississippi no more.
• 11:24
  Speaker 6: Man, I want to use his shirt and fight, so
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: shall be like, let me tell you something, but see
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  Speaker 6: what you need to do.
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  Speaker 2: He always got some tips you need to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, all right, don't you say black saying
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  Speaker 2: all right now? Oh my god, all right now.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: It means so many all right now, could go totally
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  Speaker 1: different ways real estate, but.
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  Speaker 2: It says a lot of different things, right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's that could be good.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, all right now, right now, all right now,
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  Speaker 2: all right now.
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  Speaker 4: It's a tonal language. Yeah, for sure, it's a tonal language.
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  Speaker 4: There's so many Hey, man, what's up y'all? All right
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  Speaker 4: now that's enough. All right now, you look good.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I ain't said nothing but nothing.
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  Speaker 2: You can plug it into so many, so many different vibes, so.
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  Speaker 4: Many different vibes right now, especially in the South.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Oh man, the sid the sick.
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: A video by a little boy with three driving by,
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  Speaker 5: like al right now said all right.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Deacon, little baby deacon.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, and I E that's right, all right now,
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  Speaker 2: all right now. I love it.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna go thank you so much for this one,
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Erica Mitchell.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: If you like it, I love it.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, you like it?
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: I love it because see when I was young, I
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: didn't know what that meant.
• 13:04
  Speaker 6: They don't like it, they don't and they might think
• 13:07
  Speaker 6: you're stupid, right, but if you like it, I love
• 13:10
  Speaker 6: it no matter what.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: If you want to be stupid and dumb, I'm not.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I'm here to support you. Do this ridiculous. If you
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: like it, I love, go ahead and do your thing.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Hey man, this is my new this my new this
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: is my new boot.
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: Toe over text because you're not gonna say it right there,
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: because she's gonna be like, excuse me.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Told if you like it.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: What's the point.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: You're gonna text me while were standing right there face
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: to face? What he said?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: He said?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: He said, she's beautiful.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: No, no, tell me read it to me. No, come on, no,
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  Speaker 4: let me see it.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: He said. All my phone got an update. I gotta
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I just cut off. Just did the automatic update.
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  Speaker 4: Oh all right, what's yours?
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: I can't call it. I can't call it, I love,
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I ain't call it man. I can't call
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  Speaker 2: it love.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I can't call now you doing?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I can't call it all the hell?
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Even me?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Old black man?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: One oh one? I can't call it, old black man
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: one on one. I can't cld we getting no answers
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: with that? How you doing?
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I can't call it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Good bashy?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Can't even explain that to you?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Right, I can't call it, but I know what it means.
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  Speaker 2: You can't call it. I ain't got no phone for
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: the You know what I'm saying. I can't call it,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: you know what?
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: On that same token I'm trying to get like you?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: There go?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: There go, hey man?
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Trying to get like you. I know some money when
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: I see it, man, I know man with money when
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: I see it.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I can smell a niggas for money, and I see
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: a niggas shining. Paine the fool is quotable.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: To absolutely hates me trying to get like you. Black
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: men compliment battle when they both are dressed. Well, who
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: you you casking?
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Sharp man?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Trying to get like you? I can't go.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I can't call it.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Brother, going to see a man a bout of mule right?
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: What you saying?
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: They're just having a black quote off. It's like dumble
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Doore when he falls Boldimore.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: They're like, because you can't be the receiving end of
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: the compliment, you gotta defer and reflect on the cos
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: I gotta.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Leave you with one deflection McGee when it comes my god,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: that's all you. That's all you.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: You got it man, now you got it all. That's
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: all you. I can't help but deflect.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Tony said, before we started shooting, I said to get it,
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: get it, get a nice suit for the wedding man,
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: because you gotta. You got a great build for a suit.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: He was like, I don't want no compliment.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want no compliments or be in the suit.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to be like, you look good.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I want to hear it because I already know it's coming.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Why would you not want people to be like who Tom?
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I don't want it, cas shot.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: That means they gonna want to see me in more
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: suits and I'm not having it. They gonna be like.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Tone, I'll be like, I don't care, gonna be wrinkling
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: up his suit, balling it up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: You think about it now.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: How you feel about this now? Sliptyness for three days?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Why you don't want the attention?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Nah man, watch out because they gonna want more.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: You don't have to give it to him. You can
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: just take the one time.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Man, you kill him one time, be.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Like and I'll never again.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: It's like the women that be baddies underneath the baggy
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: hoodies and the hiding that's me when it comes to suits, man,
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: I don't want I don't want none of that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: You got the big broad shoulder tailor made you are Mannikin.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: You are the big, the big chest, but the physicality
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: I want European slim car.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: You can do stuff other people can't do. I gotta
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: tuck my belly here with the shirt. Can't I be
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: this close to buying shape where I ain't gonna Instagram?
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I be hovering tone Devin Little asked me, like you
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: got belly fat man boom, I'll be like, this is
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: why I'm specific, but just.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: This undershirt that feels like body armor.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta talk your belly in?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: How y'all knowing this?
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: I never said that I allowed before today they be
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: on me on multiple platforms. Yeah, I go Instagram Store,
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I watch your story and to be like, hey, man,
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: what do you think about Tony store with your mantins? Hey,
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: this this act couldn't have been for anybody else. I
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: thought about buying that so many times. I'd be like,
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: but you just can't breathe and I can't be restricted.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Man, you're sitting there showing us
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: a bread and passed out of the function. Now we're worried.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Kep He is away?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Have you?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: You can't?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I got off Instagram?
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: You lost weight though.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I can't do that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Can't you be on somebody's badcasts and we can't see
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: when we heave?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Who keeps doing that? Oh my god?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I can't do it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: I can't put myself through that for no fashion. I'm
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: gonna let that belly hang.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking at the comments. I don't care what
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: y'all saying. They want it. No, not even looking over there,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: not even looking what we're talking about with the cording
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: is said, is it me?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Is it me?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: When I okay, I'm gonna go. Bless your heart?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Bless your heart was another one that I
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: didn't know with shade coming up that all the time
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: in the church, church people, shady man, tough church people,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: shad lord, silence man.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Bless your heart, bless your You.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Could be called somebody stupid.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: It's very much if you like it.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: With the religious overtone, you know what, when.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Up, bless your little heart, that's the ultimately as well.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Stab me straight up while you talking crazy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Like somebody fumbling, bless his heart. You don't know what
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: he doing.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: He was like, wold, disrespectful man. Why do the disrespectful?
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: How you're up talk?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: God don't like ugly? God don't like ugly. Somebody got
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: their feelings like, look, God don't like ugly because I don't.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: And I think God, I also don't like what I
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: don't like, because God, you're being mean and I just
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: want to throw God in here because maybe to make
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: you nice.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: God don't like ugly?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Why did that? I don't even remember a time when
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I wasn't hearing that.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, God don't like ugly. Been here?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: It's not in the Bible, No God.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: For all we know, God could be like, I really
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: love ugly, ugly. Like he looking at all ugly stuff,
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: He's like, oh, this is hideous. Yes, this is why
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: I created humanityliness. That's just like his toes me spreading
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: when he see ugly stuffing like oh the real ridge argument. Oh,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: he'd be clenching his godly sheets. He'd be, yes, the
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: ugliness down there, I'm loving it. But we down here, like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: God don't like get Now.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: You sure brother that.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know at all beauty. They don't know.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You don't know the face of God. I made it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Who was ugly? Rachel or Leah?
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Which was and uh, I'm sorry Leah, Dang you knew
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: she knew Leah was ugly in the Bible. Oh for real,
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: she was ugly. He's like Rachel, He's like, no man Leah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: She's ugly and you go work for seven years. He's like, what,
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, sorry, let's just move on. Man.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Liah's not ugly. Leah's not ugly.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: They did the opposite with the switch throughout. We're gonna
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: change the narrative on leave.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Her parents was like, we're gonna reclaim.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go. You gotta rebrand Leah and she's doing
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: this princess.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess it was princess Lea. You know what
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, is it laying the Bible?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Learn something.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Hebrew?
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: All right, let me think of what I have. There's
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: so many, so mad saying, so many phrases. What y'all think, Patreon,
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: God knows my heart?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: You better?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Oh what had happened?
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: That's that's a tough one. That's a good What had
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: happened was that's when you got the bullshit.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Excuse I'm gonna go.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna go that one. I'm gonna go mind you.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Oh now mind you, because mind you is my cue
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: that the story finn get.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Now mind you. I already said that we supposed to
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: be there by eight. Oh I love a well placed
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: mind you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Mind you, the baby wasn't here. What mind leave it
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: out so they can hit you with a good mind mind.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: You the whole time I'm sitting on the text message
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: you're sitting on, So I already got that mind you
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: as a companion piece to Now here's the kicker. Because
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: now here's the kicker. That's what you're supposed to really
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: drop the bombs. So mind you is like a softer. Yeah,
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: here's the kicker, because.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Mind you takes the pressure because here's the kicker. There's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: a lot of pressure on a good kicker. Now here's
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the kicker. And then somebody bomb on the kicker.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But mind you, key, key piece of information.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Mind you, he was.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: He was dead the whole time. You come to find out.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Come to find out, Yeah, come to find out.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: She never went.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Win. They never went never win. Then on top of that,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: then on top of that, it's the best story, my.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Boy Demetrius always said. Then on top of that either
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: and then on top of that that's what you got
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: the layers. Then on top of that, no, just good,
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: all right, are you up to? I'm gonna do a
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: hard head, make a soft behind. You love it, hard head,
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: make a soft behind.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You heard that a lot.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Hard headed? The hard head, make a soft behind, make
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: a soft behind. It is so ridiculous.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Just brings back in.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: They gotta bring the whoopings back in. The hard head,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: make a soft behind.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, I'm a gold child.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Child, Child, that says a lot.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: That's so listen. I love a good black woman from
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: the other side.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: To what happened? Uh with the with the what you
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: call it? Child? Oh that's you know. Pull up a chair,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: put the seatbelt on, grab a drink, put a helmet
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: on if need be. I didn't even know I need
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I'm glad.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you you know I've been meaning to tell you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Child, listen, you're not gonna believe that less you know
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: more to the story with one word what.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: And at the end, so then turned out she was gay? Child,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Well what you know?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: What?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Do her?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Because that now it can mean you know what? Let
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: her do her thing. I ain't gonna say nothing about it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Child, Let me lone. Child. Listen, child, listen.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Child is also girl bye Taylor.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Girl is good.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: But child come with anti behaviors and to me, the
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: tea was better when it was the adults and you
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: weren't supposed to be hearing.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Oh man, that's like that a dope business. They think
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: we were sleep I don't know. We were sleep talking
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: loud in there. Come to find out talking loud.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: You gotta go nowhere. The house, door, the walls, paper,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: the kids.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: How do you know about that? It was three seventeen.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: They roaming through the halls just talking.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Hold on, honest, list hello, baby, okay, hold on?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Oh oh what does she want? Was calling about the
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: shorts again, like so listen, I laid the shorts.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: On the bed and then then I was just looking
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: at him, like, on on, I had each pair of
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: shorts laid out on the bed and I was just
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: gonna see how they looked with a different lighting.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: You tell me how they look. So I'm gonna call
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you back on FaceTime. On the counter.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: On the counter, child, listen, Yeah, I got some uh,
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: some avocado toast where you're lunching.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Oh came separate avocado so Mexico.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Oh dang.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez counseling tour. Why now, j Lo j Lo?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Now, come on, girl, she's not selling tickets. She's not selling.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Cities because I think she was in she was in
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: Arenas and they wasn't. They was like, man, nah, real, Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: I heard on the radio yesterday. I came out of
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: the gym and the radio was like, Jennifer Lopez is
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: having a terrible week. She's canceling dates on her tour,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: are not selling. Apparently her and being are, uh they
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: are now separated.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Oh they separate.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: They remarried, that's what That's what they said on ninety
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: four to seven Away.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: They remarried.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got married. I didn't know that until the radio.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, I thought they was just I thought
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: they was.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Just hanging out. Oh.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: And then apparently she's supposed to do a Vegas residency
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: and MGM was like, we can't pay. They're supposed to
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: pay a million per show. They was like, you're not
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: selling the tour. Then the resident's gonna be saying we
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: can't pay a million per show. So there was like,
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: we're gonna come back to the You either got to
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: lower it or we ain't gonna do it.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Then she canceled the tourist.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: She's had a string of like bad products, plus the documentary.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Something happened in the space time continue when people was
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: just like man, nah, they were like man also, just
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: shut up.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: And then the tiktoks was going viral of all the
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: people who were singing the music that she was on
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: and that wasn't like new information, but it just in
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: that packaging people. All the songs that she got famous
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: for the actual people who sang them, was like, I
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: sang the lyrics on this and they was like this
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: one girl sang the Jenny from the Block and it
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: was her voice, like she sang it today, and I
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: was like, dang. She was like, only got five thousand dollars.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: I sang like seven songs on that album. Now, mind you,
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: it's not even the same artists.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Throughout. It was like a shanty on these songs. This
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: other girl think her name was that Tasha something.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Then on these other songs it was like three or
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: four other people sending million So when it was all
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: strung together, it was like, oh snap. And then she
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: at the same time that documentary was coming out, she
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: was just like I was just this little girl from
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: the Bronx with the wild hair, and people was like
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: you were in her high school friends was like you
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: was not.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like I got an orange drink.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: They was like, what is that?
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: People from New Yorks, Like, that's not even a thing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: It was like everything she was doing, somebody was like
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: rebuttling it. Dang And then her movie with.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: The Hearts was just weird.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: And in this Atlas movie she fell in love with
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Ai and it was just like man watch Child and
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: then Arena to.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Her man, dang it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you one thing about me. Me and Tony
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: have talked about this. I don't got nothing to prove.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: So if I'm fifty five and I can't sell arenas,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: if I'm back to comedy clubs, I'll just be happy
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: to do what I love. Yeah, I don't anticipate to
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: just keep rising infinity right like you gonna go up absolutely.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: But if you cool and straightforward, you should be okay
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: with it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I'm never gonna be parent, nigga. I'd be like, listen,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Buffalo couldn't.
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Sell out that arena, so we back at the club Richmond,
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: Funny Bone pull.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Up, got make me no never mind, I got no ego.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: In you front and fight. People gonna tell you when
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: you come real and transparent.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like eminem and eight Miles.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna just disarm you with the truth that
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: I already know about myself.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Just making a living.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm doing backyard shows if you need me. Dang,
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: y'all know if I'm back to doing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Meet and greets, the jig is up.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: I never liked her as a singer, though she also
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: and I think part of it too, is that she
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: is one of those artists that was created when a
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: time where you couldn't manufacture on artists because she was beautiful,
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: she could dance, beautiful could dance. She had some talent.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Selena she killed. It was like perfect timing.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: But then, like I think we're in the age of
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: authenticity now more, and people were like, Manna, that ain't
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: your though she was like, but but but man nah, man,
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: you're not from the Bronx and you never ran up
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: and down the street and stop shaking your hair.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: So she not from the Bronx.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: She is, But it's like the persona of like she
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: was just a girl, wild and free. Her somebody who's
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: and this is the thing, I don't even know this
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: stuff is true, but I think somebody was like I
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: was in your class.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: She was never running through the streets. You went to
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: a private.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: School and put a picture of her in the in
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: the yearbook, and her hair was not wild. It was
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: like perfectly quoint.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: So it was like, this is your year.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: But she was like she was the private school.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: She was to the side to she was here.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's the block, and that's what the people were saying.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: So just stop saying that. If that ain't you, dang,
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Sidney Castill be like, I'm from Fort Worth. I came
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: in from a happy home in the suburbs.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: That life.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know about the hood, don't.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Why are you lying?
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: I tell people all the time. Yes, I'm from the
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: South Side of Chicago. Yes it was murders and gangs.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: Yes I wasn't involved in none of it. But I
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: was just like, man, this sucks. I'm gonna play with
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: my g I Joes sell these drugs.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: No, you know what I'm saying.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: It's all true, But it was like within that hard environment,
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: I wanted to be soft, yes, but it was like, nah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: man fight, I'm like, all right, I don't want to
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: They don't know. Man, only follow When I got mad Robert.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Robert in his house, I did all right man, We're
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: done with this. I love in episode like that man.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Thirty three minutes.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: He off man, we got the camera. Cut the camera man.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: We'll see you next week.