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Dad vs. Daughter SNACK DRAFT! + Calling Mom LIVE to Settle a Bet! · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Press the button to go live. Did you see that
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  Speaker 1: I pressed it? You didn't see it? No?
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  Speaker 2: No? No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it.
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  Speaker 2: We're live.
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  Speaker 1: We did it. Welcome back, everybody to another edition of
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  Speaker 1: what is this called again?
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  Speaker 2: Stay Out of My Fridge?
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  Speaker 1: Stay Out of My Fridge? A podcast where it's just
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  Speaker 1: me and my co Hostlah. What's off kid?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Really nothing?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: You're ready to get back to school? Been cleaning your room?
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  Speaker 2: Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the dishes you did clean the floor a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. You've been super helpful. What's up with that?
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  Speaker 1: Do you need something? Do you want something? What are
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  Speaker 1: you getting at? Why are you being all nice and
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  Speaker 1: sweet and helping?
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  Speaker 2: I don't need anything and I don't want anything. I
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  Speaker 2: don't need anything and I don't want anything.
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  Speaker 1: Mm. You keep telling yourself that, but I'm questioning your motives.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what motives mean? No, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: So twenty twenty so is that crazy?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be ten double digits.
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  Speaker 2: Kid in only a few months.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah at all. I don't know if I
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  Speaker 1: like that, but either way, it's been off to an
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  Speaker 1: interesting start. Lots of basketball, some sims, chill in no school.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't had school this year? You excited for it?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't excited to go back to your friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a little bit, hasn't it. Yeah yeah, good,
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  Speaker 1: weather's been crazy. Hopefully that'll stop. Isn't it crazy to
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  Speaker 1: think that it's only been a couple of weeks of
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  Speaker 1: winter and it feels like it's been an eternity because
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  Speaker 1: winter doesn't do you know when winter actually starts? December
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  Speaker 1: twenty first, so pretty much rate around Christmas is when
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  Speaker 1: winter starts, and well we got a long ways to go. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's crazy for us because it pretty much starts
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  Speaker 1: snowing in like Halloween. Yeah, but we don't actually.
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  Speaker 2: Usually where I go Halloween to Halloween, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how to go trick or treat. Like to go trick
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  Speaker 2: or treat, I will like it will be snowing. So
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  Speaker 2: technically nobody's wearing a costume. They're wearing like coats and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna to just start dressing up as like a plowman,
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  Speaker 1: an Arctic explorer somebody like and just have it just
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  Speaker 1: lean into the costume that it's going to be cold
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  Speaker 1: and on Q, what do you hear outside? No one
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  Speaker 1: you outside. You in your brain, you're hearing happy Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird in my brain. Outside on que we're talking Winter.
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  Speaker 2: Eleven, fair Ny where we are?
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  Speaker 1: I said, what do you hear outside? Cool snowmobiles. That's
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  Speaker 1: the answer. That's what it was. Getting to the whole
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  Speaker 1: ring ring ring, ring, ring ring. Oh my gosh, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's time for you to go get to your
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  Speaker 1: ears checked unreal. All right, well, let's let's play a
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  Speaker 1: little I don't know if it's if it's a game,
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  Speaker 1: but let's introduce a new little segment. See how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, you ready for this?
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be called explain this to me. Let me
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  Speaker 1: explain how explain this to me works. I'm gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question and I want you, as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: to explain it to me to the best of your ability. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're not gonna go with oh don't know. You have
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  Speaker 1: to give me an answer. It's part of the segment.
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  Speaker 1: It's called explain this to me. Okay, you got me?
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  Speaker 2: Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain this to me? Because I have some
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  Speaker 1: things that maybe don't make sense, but I want your perspective.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Ailah, explain something to me like I'm a
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  Speaker 1: five year old. I want you to explain this to me,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm a kid, Okay, okay, Why do kids need bedtimes? Remember,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little kid, and you're gonna explain it to me,
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  Speaker 1: the little kid over here, the little kid with a
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  Speaker 1: big beard. Why do kids need bedtimes?
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  Speaker 2: Little kids need bedtimes. That you don't have a bedtime,
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  Speaker 2: then you won't go to bed until like one am
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  Speaker 2: in the morning. Most kids. Oh, it's good to have
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  Speaker 2: a time that you're supposed to go to bed, because
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  Speaker 2: then you don't stay You're up well one am, so
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to be cranky in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Mmm. Why do you keep saying one am? Is that
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  Speaker 1: when you try to stay up till do you like
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  Speaker 1: look at the clock the whole time and be like,
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  Speaker 1: why is one am something that just continually.
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  Speaker 2: Keeps to be? When I was younger, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: You're so old as a nine year old.
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  Speaker 2: When I was younger, if it hit like one minute
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  Speaker 2: past my bedtime, I would be like, oh, I'm a rebel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but so so you had a bedtime. Why did
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  Speaker 1: you have a bedtime? You're just saying so you don't
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  Speaker 1: wake up and be cranky. That's why a kid needs
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  Speaker 1: a bedtime.
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  Speaker 2: No, so, because then the adult can go to bed themselves.
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  Speaker 1: So kids need bedtime so adults can get some sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because kids are a lot of work.
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  Speaker 1: You said a kid. See, I would think that a
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  Speaker 1: kid needs a bedtime because it's very important for not
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  Speaker 1: only kids but adults to get a proper amount of sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Does that make sense? So, like, if you if you
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  Speaker 1: have to get up six o'clock in the morning, then
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  Speaker 1: you need at least probably ten to twelve hours of sleep,
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  Speaker 1: so you would need to get to bed at around
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  Speaker 1: six or seven. What are you laughing at?
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  Speaker 2: Sick?
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  Speaker 1: All right, there's ten push ups after the show you
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  Speaker 1: said it. I didn't say it like that. I just
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  Speaker 1: said two numbers. You would have to go to bed
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  Speaker 1: at six or seven o'clock. Unbelievable. All right, let's move
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  Speaker 1: on from that one. Aila. I need you to explain
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  Speaker 1: this to me as if I'm a five year old. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Why do adults drink coffee every morning?
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  Speaker 2: Because it has a bunch of like caffeine in it.
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  Speaker 2: So then kids, if they wake their parents up in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of at night, they don't get very much sleep.
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  Speaker 2: So they have to drink caffeine to get some mpy.
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  Speaker 1: So again, as a kid, you're blaming kids for adults
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  Speaker 1: drinking coffee. Yeah, okay, so coffee biz, it's because of
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  Speaker 1: the kid, So they should make kid coffee caffeine free coffee, right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you yawning? Do you need some coffee? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know why? I? Honestly when and why I started
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  Speaker 1: drinking coffee. I never drink coffee ever. I don't drink soda,
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  Speaker 1: do I? No, I don't really like caffeine. Bought coffee
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  Speaker 1: snuck into my routine. And do you know why? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know who we get to blame for the stains
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  Speaker 1: on my teeth from coffee and me making coffee every day?
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  Speaker 2: Blo, like that brand that has like a skeleton on it.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I started drinking coffee because of every When
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  Speaker 1: she was a baby, the kid never slept ever, so
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  Speaker 1: I was running on like one to three hours of
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  Speaker 1: sleep almost every night because she did was cry and
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  Speaker 1: she just she was just a kid that never slew up.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't get to sleep. So therefore I needed
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  Speaker 1: coffee to keep me awake while I was at work
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  Speaker 1: and just to get through. So I started drinking coffee,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't like to taste of coffee. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. Sometimes I'd have to throw a
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  Speaker 1: little creamer in it, and then I have to do this,
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  Speaker 1: and then finally I was like, you know what, it's
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  Speaker 1: so bad for you to put all the sugar and
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  Speaker 1: the creamers and stuff. So I said, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: drink black coffee, and so I did, and I still
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  Speaker 1: have one cup of coffee a day to this day.
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  Speaker 1: Currently at the time in a recording, I'm drinking some
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  Speaker 1: Folgers coffee because it was buy one, get one free
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  Speaker 1: at the old Dollar General. What do you think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna drink coffee someday? Or you're gonna be an energy
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  Speaker 1: drink girl? What it was the energy he drinks that
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  Speaker 1: all the cool kids are drinking honies a lot alanies.
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  Speaker 2: I was just about to say, I'm gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: little Loani girl. You re got my shirt that said
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  Speaker 2: I Love my Lonnies. I'm pretty sure it said that,
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  Speaker 2: but it said something about a Loanies.
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  Speaker 1: Let's ask the phone if they're bad for you? Do
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  Speaker 1: you think think Elani energy drinks are bad for you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna admit they are bad for you. They have
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  Speaker 2: a lot of sugar in it.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think is better for you? A cup
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  Speaker 1: of coffee or an Alani pubably coffee? All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: ask the phone. Sorry, what's better for you in terms
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  Speaker 1: of a drink? Is coffee better? Or Alani energy drinks?
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  Speaker 1: And say anything, Hey Google, I got a question for you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's on your mind. What's better for you
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  Speaker 1: a cup of coffee or an Alani energy drink?
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  Speaker 3: A cup of coffee is generally the healthier choice, while
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  Speaker 3: an Alani new energy drink is sugar free. It contains
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  Speaker 3: two hundred milligrams of caffeine, about double the amount, and
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  Speaker 3: a standard eight ounces cup of coffee ninety five milligrams.
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  Speaker 3: Coffee is also a natural source of antioxidants and lacks
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  Speaker 3: the artificial sweeteners sucralose, acosulfan and potassium, and preservatives found
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  Speaker 3: in Alani drinks. Here is a quick comparison feature. Cup
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  Speaker 3: of coffee eight ounces.
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  Speaker 1: Alania, we got youa. We got youa. So they're saying
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  Speaker 1: because coffee is less caffeine per eight ounces. Wait, they're
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  Speaker 1: basing on a twelve ounce energy drink. I probably drink
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  Speaker 1: more than eight ounces.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see here, Yeah, because you have a talk cup.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me see how Let's see so I do
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  Speaker 1: five hundred milligrams, So let's go five hundred milligrams two ounce,
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  Speaker 1: which is a rough. No, that's not milligrams, five hundred grams.
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  Speaker 1: So it's about seventeen ounces rough. That's how much water
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  Speaker 1: I used to soak through the beans. So even if
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  Speaker 1: we said sixteen, so it's around the same probably about
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  Speaker 1: the same caffeine levels. But I had the anti accident,
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  Speaker 1: so it's got natural stuff in there. Because do you
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  Speaker 1: know where coffee comes from?
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  Speaker 2: Like these coffee beans?
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  Speaker 1: Where do coffee beans come from?
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  Speaker 2: A tree?
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  Speaker 1: You think they come from a tree?
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  Speaker 2: I thought there was a coffee bean tree.
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  Speaker 1: What there's no coffee beaner?
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  Speaker 2: You know where they come from? But they're in a.
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  Speaker 1: Bag like a plant, not a tree. But yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a plant. I don't but it's crazy. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: what color? Plant?
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  Speaker 2: Tree?
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  Speaker 1: Aren't the same thing? Do you know what coffee beans
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  Speaker 1: actually look like?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Closest to what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are like a bean, but they're way more black.
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  Speaker 1: No, they come from like they almost look like grapes
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  Speaker 1: originally coffee. Yeah, when they're normal. This is what coffee
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  Speaker 1: beans look like before you get them and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: roast them and all that stuff. Because then you get
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  Speaker 1: the beans, and then you roast the beans and then
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  Speaker 1: so and then then you grind the beans to get
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  Speaker 1: into the powder. It's so it goes on quite the journey. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you're falling asleep. Let's not talk about coffee. So at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, coffee is a little bit
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  Speaker 1: better than you for energy drinks. Right yeah, educational show.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you before you yawn and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: get back to school and all that stuff, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this, isla, explain this to me. Okay, as
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  Speaker 1: if I'm a five year old. Okay, goo googga. No,
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  Speaker 1: five year olds don't do that in where do they?
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  Speaker 1: They scream a lot? Anyways, Why does schools start so
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: I think they start so early in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Explain this to me. Why does will start so early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Would it make sense just to have
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  Speaker 1: it for a little bit in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: I get it, do you maybe? Because then they got
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  Speaker 2: home at like three and then they have time to
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  Speaker 2: cook dinner after school activities, kids.
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  Speaker 1: Cook, go home and cook dinner.
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  Speaker 2: No, like, have dinner.
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  Speaker 1: I want to have dinner. Yeah, dinner is good. I
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  Speaker 1: want dinner. Are you cooking dinner tonight?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So your reasoning is school starts early, so they
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  Speaker 1: have time to get home early.
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  Speaker 2: Hot dinner, and like after school activities, after curriculars.
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  Speaker 1: And then get to bed at a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that makes sense. Right, Yeah, okay, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this one. Why do kids think dads
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  Speaker 1: know everything? Hmmm? Explain that to me. Why do kids
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  Speaker 1: think dads know everything?
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  Speaker 2: Age?
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  Speaker 1: Are we talking of a dad?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Or why what age do kids? I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: a general thing, like most kids will ask the adults
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  Speaker 1: questions because they assume that adults just about know everything
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  Speaker 1: unless you're a teenager. Than teenagers think they know everything
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  Speaker 1: when they really.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know if you're talking like kids like just kids
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  Speaker 2: in general. Seven. Sorry, I actually don't mean that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they believe that I could do push ups.
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  Speaker 2: I like was actually being serious though, because then what
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  Speaker 2: you're being very distracted because if we're talking kids like
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  Speaker 2: six and seven, and they think because they are at
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  Speaker 2: the teenager phase, yet they think that their parents know
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  Speaker 2: everything because they've gone through college and they work and
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that, like they think they just generally know everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we've lived through life and we've done dumb things,
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  Speaker 1: we've done great things, so we've have life experience. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let me ask you this one. Explain this
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  Speaker 1: to me as if I'm a five year old. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why are snacks just better at night? You think that,
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  Speaker 1: don't you? Snacks just bedtime snacks? Snacks later in life?
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  Speaker 1: An oreo taste a little bit better before bed. For
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  Speaker 1: some reason.
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  Speaker 2: My cousin over there they actually have a bedtime snack
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  Speaker 2: right before they go to bed. Like they have a
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  Speaker 2: drawer and they have snacks in there and they eat
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  Speaker 2: have one before they go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: So why are snacks better at night? Explain that to me?
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  Speaker 2: Because when you get filled up sometimes you just need
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  Speaker 2: to take a nap.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying you need to be super full filled
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  Speaker 1: up in order to have a good night's sleep. Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, that kind of makes sense. Maybe I'll
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  Speaker 1: try that tonight. I'll have a bed Maybe if you're good,
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  Speaker 1: you can have a bedtime snack with no sugar. We
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  Speaker 1: all you eat is things with sugar. Silence knows, I'm right,
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  Speaker 1: One more thing I need you to explain this to
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  Speaker 1: me is if I'm a five year old, are you ready? O?
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  Speaker 1: Why do parents say we'll see when they actually mean no?
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  Speaker 1: Explain that to me is if I'm a five year old, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: why do parents always say yeah, we'll see when they
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  Speaker 1: probably really mean now?
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense because they don't want to say no
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  Speaker 2: to the kids, so they'd just be like later, and
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  Speaker 2: they just never do it later.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll say we'll see, we'll see. I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: true like sometimes when I know, when you were a
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  Speaker 1: little bit younger, if we were to tell you no,
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  Speaker 1: you'd have a little bit of a minor meltown. So
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  Speaker 1: we'll just be like, we'll see, or maybe it's not
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  Speaker 1: a no, but it's not a yes. And sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: want to go off your behavior, Like if you're going
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  Speaker 1: to continually be good, then yeah, we'll probably do the
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  Speaker 1: thing that you want, But if you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a stinker, then that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a hard no. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, anything else
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  Speaker 1: that pretty good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's jump into a let's jump into
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  Speaker 1: a fun little snack draft game. All right, So you
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  Speaker 1: only get one. That's gonna be the topic for today.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So let me explain. We're gonna be drafting snack.
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  Speaker 1: Once it's picked, it's gone forever, okay, okay, And there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a couple of different categories. Should we break
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  Speaker 1: out the categories or should we just go first one?
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  Speaker 1: Then we each pick a snack, and then we go again,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have the time to overthink. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: jump into it. We'll go for the first one. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So again, when you pick a snack, it's gone. It
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  Speaker 1: can't be reused. And there's gonna be a couple of categories.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do the best road trip snack, the after
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  Speaker 1: school snack, the midnight snack, and the snack mom says
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  Speaker 1: no to the snack that you eat that you're probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna regret a little bit later. So if you were
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  Speaker 1: to pick one snack, you can't use it again, And
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  Speaker 1: if I pick it, you can't use it again. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, really, okay, I'm gonna let you go first.
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  Speaker 1: What is the best road trip snack?
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  Speaker 2: I think trail the road.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen you eat trail mix.
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  Speaker 2: I eat it all the time. What you just stop
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  Speaker 2: getting it and you never let us eat it. I
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  Speaker 2: wanted that peanut butter one so bad and you were like,
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  Speaker 2: you can have reasy cut out of this and then
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  Speaker 2: the rest is mine.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: That never happened, Yes it is. So I'm gonna next
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: road trip, remind me. We'll go and I'll buy some
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: peanut butter trail mix. Okay, and we'll do Okay, that's
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: a good one. So trail mix is off the table
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: for all the rest of them. Best road trip snack,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: it's it's simple. That's good, but it's not great. You
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: know what the best road trip snack ever is?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: What?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: It's beef jerky.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: That completely erased my mind.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Beef jerky, best road trips snack. I'm winning this snack draft.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: So you got trail mix, I got beef jerky. Both gone.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go with the best after school snack. You want
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: to go first?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, potato chips ooh or any kind of Yeah, we'll
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: say the potato chips gone. That's a pretty good one.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Because you need something salty when you go Homelet yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: You're salty enough. Best after school snack, I'm gonna go
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: with popcorn. Popcorn is pretty good for after school. Yeah,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: after school, you just get done. You just make some
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: popcorn and use some popcorn. It's light, it's not gonna
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: ruin your dinner. You're gonna get a nice little after
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: school snack. It's gonna hold you over until dinner.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And chips does too.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm still winning. So you have trail mix and
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: potato chips, and I have popcorn and beef jerky. Let's
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: go with a little midnight snack, that snack that you
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: wake up in the middle of the night. Hopefully you
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: don't sneak down because you need to stay out on
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: my fridge, and you describe yourself a little bit of
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: a snack before you go back to bed. What's the
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: best midnight snack? You don't want something and that you
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: know it's too sugary and probably too filling. But what
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: do you think best midnight snack?
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: A cheese stick? Oh, the little like muffins.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: No, you only get one. Huh, cheese stick.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: That's a good one unless you lack to tallerant.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you're gonna have diarrhea.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should just chose something.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, I'm gonna go with what. I'm
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: gonna go with a little Debbie snack, like a little
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Swiss cake roll or a zebra cake.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: But those are really sugary.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometimes they just taste good at midnight. The
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: cheese sticks. So you have trail mix, you have potato
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: chips and cheese sticks. I have beef jerky popcorn and
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: little Debbie snacks. I'm winning this draft. I'm so good
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: at this. All right, let's go with this one. A
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: snack that mom says no to, a snack that you
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: always want, does matter the time or the day, but
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: sometimes she just says no, not right now, honey. What
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: is that snack?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: A bunch of oreos? Oreos, A whole bunch of them,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: like can of them.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's probably more than a snack, but that's a
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: pretty good one. I was thinking oreos as well. So
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I cannot use oreos because that one's gone. A snack
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: that my mom used to say no to ice cream,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: just a bowl of ice cream. She'd be like, no,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: it's too late, you can't have it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: My mom always wants me have ice cream always. I
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: said that I just want a cool drink and a
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: cool little thing, and she goes yeah, sure, go get
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: to my ice cream.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, So so since I'm winning, I'll tell everybody. I'll
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: recap what I have so far because there's only one left.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I have beef jerky popcorn. I have Little Dobbie snacks
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: in ice cream. You have trail mix, you have potato chips,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you have cheese sticks and oreos. What is a snack
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: that you will regret later? A snack that like might
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: upset your tommy, A snack that might be like keep
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: you awake at and I just a snack that you
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: eat and you're like, why did.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I eat that at bedtime? I have one, okay, a
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: cool bag of flaming hot cheeks.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: That would be a very regretful snack.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I've done it before. I had one, like a half
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a bag in my stomach, her soul bad. No, then
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I got sick that night.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yikes, do you remember that? I do? You're sick at
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: night A lot? I think you just hate sleep and
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: need coffee or you want a lot. It was like, anyways, yeah, sure,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I felt fine. I ate a whole bag of cheetos,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: and now I have a stomach bug. No it's being true, No, no,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it's being true.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Once I woke up my mom during the middle.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Once you woke up your mom in the middle of
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the night, you do it once a week now.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: No, because I had my bucket, Oh.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: The bucket, I know. All right, I'm gonna go with
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: the snack that I regret later. This is a snack
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: that I most often regret because I go too hard
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: in the paint. What is it? What do you think
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: it is?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I want you to say it first.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Cheese and crackers, all right, all right, so let's break
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: this downs. Cheese it's I can't stop once I start,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: but I never eat a bunch of them and regret it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I eat them and I'm like that seems healthy ish,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: all right, So let's anybody that's listening comment, Feel free
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to let me know who we're gonna ask. Meg who
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: won the snack draft. Isla had trail mix, potato chips,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: cheese sticks, Oreos, and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I came in with beef jerky popcorn. What was the
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: other one? Little Debbie snacks? Ice cream and cheese and crackers.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I can't believe none of yours. Was something about peanut butter.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: The peanut butter crane.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I got a peanut butter spoon for Christmas. It has
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: my peanut butter spoon with a bunch of nuts like
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: the bottom. All right, and I literally just take.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: It literally literally. All right, that was good even though
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I won. Right, all right, let's do a speed round
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: because I love these this or that kid edition, no
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: explaining first answer only okay, okay? What would you rather
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: have school lunch or home lunch lunch? WHOA didn't even
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: think about.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: It because you can make so much more food at
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: home and you can bring lunchables.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: It was no explaining or it was rating the rules,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: no explaining first answer only my bad was your bad? Fine?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I guess I get school lunch ready? Snow day or
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: summer break? What are you going with snow day or
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: summer break?
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Summer break?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Okay? Staying up late or sleeping in?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Staying up like.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say. If you put sleeping in, I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: was gonna call a pizza or tacos tacos boom, basketball
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: game or basketball practice?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Basketball game easy?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Easy road trip or staying home road trip.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: It depends on where you're going though, no explaining.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I can't explain dad jokes or mom jokes. Mom jokes,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Mom jokes you think are better than dad jokes? And
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: why are they called dad jokes? You just triggered me
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, way better jokes. She tries to burn me
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: all the time with her jokes.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good thing she's not in the fire department.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Then with all those burns.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: That's not even funny.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Not hmmm.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Mmmm, all right, well that was that was pretty good.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. You got any You got any this
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: or that's for me real quick? Or no, for the
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the this or that?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, I got one?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Oh? What do we got?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Little Debby zebra cake or little Debby peanut butter cup
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: thing like you know what I mean, like that peanut
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: butter thing it's a stick.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: And zebra cakes. The only competition with zebra cakes is
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree cakes. Those are the.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Only wait, Christmas tree cakes and zebra cakes.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree cakes.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I knew, I went.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It just reminded me. I have two boxes of Christmas
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: tree cakes left for me. They were a present from
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: my mommy. You can't have one? Mm hmm. Let me
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: ask you.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Is your mommy also said to share them?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: She didn't know she did. Fine want me to call
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: her right now and ask her. Yeah, okay, let's see here.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: If you're lying, I'm not. What's up?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Nothing? Just watch the Bills game because I recorded it
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: because I was old.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: We're on the podcast Lives.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Hockey Game, so we're just still in the first quarter.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Got your question for you. Me and Ela are having
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a disagreement here, so I have
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: to ask you this. You. Oh yeah, and you're on
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the podcast live, well not live, but you're on the podcast.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: So you got me Christmas tree cakes for Christmas? Right?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Did you say that I had to share them with her?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: With the entire family.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I actually got you two boxes of Christmas tree cakes.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Care anything about sharing?
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: You should see you with the whole family.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Isla was wrong, No, Chris, sharing is carrying. Okay, well,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: thank you for that. I was right again. Bye Mom, Bye,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You're wrong. You're wrong, You're wrong. I can't wait. I'm
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: gonna be sitting there eating a Christmas tree cake right
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in front of your dessert for dinner and be like, mmm,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: this is so good. Maybe if I drop one of
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: the sprinkles, I'll be like, here, I'm sharing with you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It feels good to be right.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: No, it feels good to be mean to you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: M all right. One last thing. I want you to
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: close your eyes. When were you in the fridge at
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: all today? No, you weren't in the fridge it all today. No,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: you cooked, You didn't get in the fridge. Get the eggs. Okay.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Have you been in the fridge in the last day
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: or two?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You want me to close my eyes? Yeah?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Why are they open? Picture the fridge? Okay? All right?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: What is one object that you think we need to
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: throw away? Ready? Set, I don't know yet. You said
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I said I don't know yet. Okay, I got it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Stirs? I did it? Mustard stures?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: All right, she says, we're gonna throw that way. We
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: are not going to go throw that away.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, hot sauce. But I need
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: it for my noodles.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You need You don't put hot sauce on your noodles in.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: My in my ramen noodles. That happened. I put soy
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: sauce and ra whoa and another type of soy sauce.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: And it's really good. There you go, chick and chicken
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: ramen noodle.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: We're gonna sneak in some mustard and won't call it good. No.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: All right, well, we have some dinner to get, ready
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to cook. What are you? What are you making?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Rito taco?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: We're making dorito tacos? All right, we got work to do, right,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: all right, Let's have a good day, everybody. Have a
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: good year, a good year. Yes, have a good year,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: have a good week, have a good day. I just excellent.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Excuse me, right into the money.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Into the microphone. Believable. I apologize for that. Everybody. We
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: got to get out of here. Sounds good. Got anything
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: else to say? Baby, Yeah, you'd be nice to everybody
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and sleep in your beds all night.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Right, kids, don't wake your parents.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Don't wake your parents up. All right, that's all we got.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: We'll be back next week. Do you guys, do you
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: have an outro song or no?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Bye?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: All right, we got dinner to cook. Let's go. Let's
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: go channel our inner. Chef Gordon Ramsey.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: If you know what was song I was singing in
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: comment down below?
• 28:22
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• 28:24
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• 28:27
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• 28:28
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• 28:33
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• 28:35
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• 28:41
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• 28:46
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• 28:49
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• 28:51
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• 28:53
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