Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / OUTRO: In My Cups
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- 0:00Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
- 0:04Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tick off
- 0:08Speaker 1: for for doggets for to seven every weekday on radio record.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Kezy time totally. There's well where you go
- 0:21Speaker 2: then what.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Oka say?
- 0:25Speaker 2: Guys, kay zay.
- 0:28Speaker 4: First thing we've done this week there's kezy time and
- 0:31Speaker 4: a big keezy chant.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Well, no, I was singing thing we filmed a little video.
- 0:34Speaker 3: Yeah it was a good video.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good video.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Actually, I think it's actually going to be one of
- 0:38Speaker 3: our best. Oh, without a doubt. I've been thinking about
- 0:40Speaker 3: it NonStop. And I was singing the backbones that we made.
- 0:43Speaker 5: It for bones.
- 0:45Speaker 3: They got value for money right there, right when that
- 0:50Speaker 3: comes out, it is going to be.
- 0:55Speaker 5: Change totally man, totally man. Good week in Maggie was
- 0:59Speaker 5: a good weekend.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Actually.
- 1:00Speaker 5: I had some friends up from We Don't and got
- 1:02Speaker 5: passed up on Friday. Recovered that's the way to do
- 1:05Speaker 5: it Friday, Saturday, Yeah, and then worked Sunday.
- 1:11Speaker 2: That's good.
- 1:12Speaker 5: Got a new podcast studio jays Cool. It's pretty cool man.
- 1:15Speaker 5: So I was putting all the baffling in moving all
- 1:18Speaker 5: that up. Yeah, they'll be on the floorboard. I turn
- 1:20Speaker 5: up tomorrow. I went back today. It's still there. Man,
- 1:24Speaker 5: oh wow.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26Speaker 5: And then today get in the ear con unit, moved, painting, done, electrician,
- 1:32Speaker 5: and and then carptin next week we nearly finished me.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Wow. It's pretty cool. It's pretty exciting.
- 1:37Speaker 5: So if you're not going to get a podcast made here,
- 1:39Speaker 5: you know, and you've got some money, give us a
- 1:41Speaker 5: cool give you agi.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Do you want to make a podcast?
- 1:48Speaker 3: Podcast?
- 1:50Speaker 2: Podcast?
- 1:50Speaker 3: I told you my podcast idea was. I don't think
- 1:53Speaker 3: it's going to do it five questions.
- 1:54Speaker 5: I think it's just going to be you and you
- 1:57Speaker 5: just interviewed some of your oldest friends. Okay, for the
- 2:02Speaker 5: first chat will be with the guy that yoused to
- 2:03Speaker 5: live with when you lived above the Butcher's Shop.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Wow, and we just call it the Butcher's Shot with
- 2:11Speaker 3: Unfortunately he's no longer with us. Hoidy Jesus Butchery My
- 2:15Speaker 3: greatest friend, right, Marty Marty.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have liked Mary.
- 2:21Speaker 3: You would have loved Marty. Really, he and you both
- 2:24Speaker 3: would have loved Marty because whirya and skinnier than me,
- 2:32Speaker 3: tough bastard. He played like he was he was out
- 2:36Speaker 3: of this world man. But he when he left school.
- 2:38Speaker 3: He played league for the Hoe Horror what they called
- 2:42Speaker 3: the Hoe Horror something or rather, and he was by
- 2:44Speaker 3: far the tiniest dude on and they were all massive dudes,
- 2:48Speaker 3: but they all loved him because he was the gutsiest.
- 2:51Speaker 3: He was like that in rugby too's just into it,
- 2:55Speaker 3: good Man, Jack.
- 2:56Speaker 2: We would have preferred to do a show with Marty.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Marty was very philosophical cool. I missed that in my life.
- 3:02Speaker 3: I miss his wisdom.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Because you sort of try to be philosophical a like
- 3:05Speaker 4: you'll say stuff do I Yeah, every now and then
- 3:10Speaker 4: you'll try to say something philosophical.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Don't like, don't sweat the small stuff.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely don't do that.
- 3:18Speaker 3: It's not one of mine. It's one that I agree
- 3:20Speaker 3: with that. Yeah, I mean I can't do it, no,
- 3:23Speaker 3: but I mean it's a really good bit of advice
- 3:25Speaker 3: and philosophy.
- 3:27Speaker 4: The Whole Ky Big Show week days from four on
- 3:30Speaker 4: Radio Hururarchym The wy Big Show Podcast.
- 3:35Speaker 2: What Time do You Wrap it Up? On Friday Man
- 3:38Speaker 2: Sunday morning.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Three.
- 3:40Speaker 2: It was just at home, so that was all right.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I wish I could do that with my WiFi.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Well.
- 3:45Speaker 5: I had a couple of mates as well. But yeah,
- 3:46Speaker 5: and the problem is it was her idea because I
- 3:48Speaker 5: said to her, did I tell you this on front?
- 3:50Speaker 6: Yes, he said, because you guys aren't drinking till and
- 3:53Speaker 6: then she was like, she came in here, She came
- 3:56Speaker 6: in here, and I said, we're not drinking because and
- 3:58Speaker 6: if if you drink, then I'm buying.
- 4:02Speaker 5: Sorry, there's a beep coming out of my wallet for
- 4:04Speaker 5: some reason. Then just know that I'll be buying a
- 4:07Speaker 5: packet of darts on the way home. Yes, And then
- 4:10Speaker 5: I got a text saying I'm on the gyms bring
- 4:13Speaker 5: home some ends some time at quarter And I was like,
- 4:16Speaker 5: in a pecket of darts?
- 4:17Speaker 2: And what'd she say? Nothing to get a packet of darts?
- 4:22Speaker 5: Yeah, delicious. Now back on the wagon again for another
- 4:26Speaker 5: couple of weeks. I've got to stay do this weekend.
- 4:29Speaker 5: This week, I'm telling them I'm not going right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 4:33Speaker 5: it's all I can't. There's too much time.
- 4:36Speaker 3: I suppose there's a couple of weeks. Really, isn't it's Friday?
- 4:39Speaker 3: Isn't it two weeks? It's close enough.
- 4:41Speaker 5: It's one weekend though, jas I guess you could put
- 4:43Speaker 5: it that way. Yeah, man, Yeah, so now I'm going
- 4:46Speaker 5: to flag that. I'm going to flag that I just
- 4:49Speaker 5: got to the point after three weeks before I was
- 4:50Speaker 5: feeling really good as well. Yeah, I just feel like, yeah,
- 4:53Speaker 5: I got sort of midway through the week I was
- 4:55Speaker 5: at the gym. I left the gym, I was like,
- 4:56Speaker 5: now I'm feeling back to myself. Yes, and now I'm
- 4:59Speaker 5: not for BLO because my messes just can't help it. Yes,
- 5:04Speaker 5: she's about what she did and what I didn't do
- 5:07Speaker 5: was she stopped drinking at midnight and stayed up till
- 5:10Speaker 5: two thirty. But it was just on the waters, which
- 5:12Speaker 5: I didn't realize because I got excited about that point.
- 5:15Speaker 5: I'm quite good at doing that, but I didn't do
- 5:16Speaker 5: that on Friday night. Yeah, I kept on going.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Like when I was in the Caps, I never did that.
- 5:22Speaker 3: You know this when you in the Caps, I'm a
- 5:26Speaker 3: p when you know, because there's always theories going around.
- 5:31Speaker 3: You know, you go out with your mates with dinner
- 5:33Speaker 3: and you get on it and that you'd be having
- 5:36Speaker 3: wine and then they'd have a glass of water and
- 5:39Speaker 3: you go, what are you doing that for? And they go,
- 5:41Speaker 3: just I have a glass of water between every drink A.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Great way to do it.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Just fucking drink your fucking win so much.
- 5:49Speaker 5: I don't even think it's the water. I just think
- 5:51Speaker 5: it's one drink that's not another glass of wine. Yes exactly,
- 5:55Speaker 5: but that's that's what the messrs was doing as well.
- 5:58Speaker 2: I think the water between drinks good feel liver.
- 6:02Speaker 5: It's just it's just less drinks that you're having, right,
- 6:04Speaker 5: So it's a period of time where you're just drinking
- 6:06Speaker 5: water instead of another wine because otherwise would have been
- 6:09Speaker 5: fifty and that's only twenty five now.
- 6:11Speaker 2: Made of mine. He's done it for years.
- 6:13Speaker 4: He'll like drink a beer and he's always like, for
- 6:15Speaker 4: every both two glasses of water. So he'll like drink
- 6:18Speaker 4: a beer and then he won't then be holding a
- 6:20Speaker 4: nursing a glass of water. He will bus glasses of water.
- 6:23Speaker 4: And the whole time you just person.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Exactly fuck there, that's just an order.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Is immaculate A hell of a love?
- 6:30Speaker 3: Mean you think that, you think that? What do you mean?
- 6:34Speaker 3: But the toxins and poisons from alcohol still accumulate despite water.
- 6:40Speaker 4: It's not that bad of alcohol though, is it.
- 6:43Speaker 5: It will give you cancer and ruin your life, but
- 6:46Speaker 5: other than that, you can't just.
- 6:48Speaker 3: A little bit. And it's depending on what you're drinking too,
- 6:52Speaker 3: Like beers, he's not so much. But your spirits, your
- 6:55Speaker 3: red wines.
- 6:56Speaker 2: That's nice, that's ship.
- 6:57Speaker 3: That shit's nasty.
- 6:59Speaker 2: How is red wine?
- 6:59Speaker 1: Now?
- 7:00Speaker 2: See a glass of red wine? Isn't that good for you?
- 7:01Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm talking like no, nooo, is good for you.
- 7:06Speaker 2: But it's like everyone's like, you know, a glass, it
- 7:09Speaker 2: was a poisons. There is no amount of poison that
- 7:12Speaker 2: is good for you.
- 7:14Speaker 3: It's a poison. And since you have a glass. Yeah, yeah,
- 7:19Speaker 3: I was partial to read wine too.
- 7:21Speaker 4: Because Saturday night we had we opened a bottle of
- 7:23Speaker 4: Italian red.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Ate our past. It was delicious, and then just past
- 7:29Speaker 2: what's that?
- 7:31Speaker 4: I can't I don't even have the time to Sorry, Yeah,
- 7:34Speaker 4: you know noodles is sort of like that, but from Europe.
- 7:40Speaker 4: Opened a bottle of Italian rid. My wife ordered four
- 7:42Speaker 4: bottles of the stuff. She nah, she had a glass
- 7:49Speaker 4: of it, decided because she had a hens do last
- 7:51Speaker 4: weekend and she's she's still a bit off from it,
- 7:53Speaker 4: like she's still put her out the most I've ever seen. Yeah, shambles.
- 7:59Speaker 4: She had one glass. It was like, I just can't
- 8:02Speaker 4: it's always wasted on me right now. I mean, I
- 8:03Speaker 4: drank the rest of the bottle of red wine, was
- 8:05Speaker 4: about to crack into the second bottle. I was like,
- 8:06Speaker 4: how many bottles of this do we have? And she's like, well,
- 8:09Speaker 4: only three. I was like okay, But and then I
- 8:13Speaker 4: was just like rummaging through the cubin and found like
- 8:14Speaker 4: a bottle of port that I forgot I had finished there.
- 8:18Speaker 4: There was like maybe a third of a bottle of
- 8:20Speaker 4: port left. It was sweet, like one glass is delicious,
- 8:24Speaker 4: but I was just that point where I just wanted
- 8:25Speaker 4: to have another bottle of more.
- 8:26Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great.
- 8:28Speaker 3: I went through a bit of a port phase for
- 8:30Speaker 3: a while, but she's just too too much. It reminds
- 8:35Speaker 3: me of my grandparents.
- 8:36Speaker 2: It's a sipping Yeah.
- 8:38Speaker 3: I'm not a sipper, so if you.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Can't, then it sucks because like one of my dad's
- 8:43Speaker 4: mates is like was known for just drinking a bottle
- 8:45Speaker 4: of port every time I got on the purse, which
- 8:48Speaker 4: is like, that's so much sugar and yeah, so bad.
- 8:52Speaker 3: There's nothing pleasant about that.
- 8:53Speaker 5: Idea whisky, it's the same thing. Its like ship, but
- 8:56Speaker 5: it's also sipping.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Yeah, but whiskey is yeah, it's not it's not a
- 9:00Speaker 3: sweet no, but something like port but yeah, not as
- 9:05Speaker 3: bad as cream de Month. Never heard of it.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Maybe not cream de Month. I was at there like
- 9:11Speaker 4: light green ship. Yeah, who's drinking that ship?
- 9:14Speaker 3: We stole it out of our matron's room and went
- 9:17Speaker 3: up the mountain and drank it.
- 9:18Speaker 2: Which mountain mountains?
- 9:19Speaker 3: Mountains?
- 9:21Speaker 2: Oh, one tree Hill?
- 9:22Speaker 3: No, sint John, I think it is. There's there's there's
- 9:28Speaker 3: two mountains by my by.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Deal with ye mount Eden and one Tree Hill.
- 9:33Speaker 3: No, not one Tree Hill, One tree hills miles away.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on keys new Market. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 9:40Speaker 2: I know the one. You go up there and drink it.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've told you this, but I have. And
- 9:45Speaker 3: it was Marty. It was Marty. I have this great
- 9:49Speaker 3: memory of standing on the top of the mountain with
- 9:52Speaker 3: a full moon behind Marty and him doing a power under,
- 9:57Speaker 3: just a power under, And it was in only time.
- 10:01Speaker 3: I was actually at school and we didn't really sleep
- 10:05Speaker 3: because we drank a whole bottle of it and went
- 10:07Speaker 3: to class and the next day and hour was off
- 10:09Speaker 3: my heir. I was so passed and just going to
- 10:12Speaker 3: school and being really Peste was so weird.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Putting your hand up in class, like, yes, it's been
- 10:19Speaker 2: a busy day.
- 10:20Speaker 3: There's been a busy day.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
- 10:22Speaker 4: They knew, they knew that I was a smoker, but youaked,
- 10:27Speaker 4: so you were well punch and darts, and we're talking.
- 10:29Speaker 5: About that the other night as well, that you know
- 10:31Speaker 5: you smoke at school. I wouldn't, but people did, and
- 10:33Speaker 5: they thought the teachers didn't know. Yeah, and you fucking.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Reek, absolutely you do. And as I've said, I've gone
- 10:40Speaker 3: back to my school after I left, and they were
- 10:42Speaker 3: all like, we knew you smoked. Course we did. And
- 10:45Speaker 3: they also used to clear out my drawers and leave
- 10:47Speaker 3: my packet of darries untouched, which was kind of a
- 10:51Speaker 3: you know, a bit of a sign. Can I hit
- 10:53Speaker 3: my optosport on out to port?
- 10:55Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a big show, four or seven week
- 11:00Speaker 4: days already a hood on, eat good, look at the
- 11:02Speaker 4: stuff man,