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#122: Tubi or Not to Be: 9 Lives (2002) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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No. What's your least favorite scary
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movie? Welcome to watch at least
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favorite scary movie. The podcast, where we talked
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about the good, the bad, the ugly in the Absurd and all of
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our favorite. And least, favorite scary movie
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base. Even if we don't always get it.
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My name is Travis. My name is Jessie.
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And today, we are alive uncut and mostly undrawn with another
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Addition of to be or not to be. Hey.
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Yep. We will be talking 2002's nine
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lives that it was 2004. I've got information on that.
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Okay, fret not, what did I get 2000?
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Ford innocence that was what was on to be and I figured it out.
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Okay I figured it out so don't don't worry I've got that coming
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for you. Okay I don't think we have any
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announcements. No I don't think so none that I
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can think of. So we'll go ahead and jump
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straight into it, okay. So is my month to pick our to be
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or not to be movie and I chose nine lives.
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This released August 26, 2002 at the BFI London Film Festival.
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There was no like official wide theatrical release.
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There were several different DVD releases from different dates in
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different countries. 2004 was the u.s.
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DVD release so I think that's why it said 2004 on to be okay.
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That makes sense. Yeah I guess also makes sense
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that this didn't make it to theaters.
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It feels like it has like the makings of A theatrical movie by
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like, I don't know. Yes, it falls just short of the
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mark but I need to meet my fucking computer.
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Yay, live. So we'll get more into our
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opinions on that here momentarily.
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I have the barest of background information for us because you
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first walk us through, why you chose this one, I'm just
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curious. What about this one?
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Oh I was going to do that before I shared my thoughts on it.
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Okay, well then never mind. I'll watch.
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Is steer the ship on this, okay? I'm sorry.
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So obviously we watched on TV, this is our TV or not to be
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episode. We like to go through to be and
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take a chance on an unknown movies.
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Sometimes we find treasures. Sometimes, it's another man's
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treasure. That's a way to say it.
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So, this movie was written by Andrew Green with additional
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dialogue by Tom, McRae, and directed by Andrew Green.
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Music by Josh Grafton and Edward White.
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Nobody is credited as a special effects makeup artist?
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Well, yeah, I can see, like, there's like a little bit of
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blood splattered on somebody occasionally and then they like,
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put like a spot of blood on people occasionally but then
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that's the extent of the special effects.
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Yeah. Yeah, and blood.
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I have a lot of issues with the pollution starring.
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Maybe. I don't really know.
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You would think I would have nine names.
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I have 11 names here, dude. Should have been nine people,
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write nine lives. It shouldn't like nine,
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different lives, and I was riding down the castle.
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I was like, I don't remember this name, but I remember this
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name. So I just wrote down all of them
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except for the voice of Marie because I know do they did?
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We did get a voice right. Barely.
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So why is this movie called not? Venera.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a lot of questions for this movie
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and we're okay. We'll dive into this here in
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just a second. I guess Rosie fellner is Emma.
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Vivian Harvey is Lucy Paris. Hilton is Joe, Patrick Kennedy
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is Tim David leeches, Paul David Nicole is Pete.
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Been, Payton is Andy, James Schlesinger's, as Damian, Lex
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trap null is Tom, Maureen. Turner is Linda, and Amelia
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Warner is Laura, very shocked that pair is sold Isn't another
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horror movie. I thought that that was like the
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main draw of House of Wax is because it's like, it's Paris
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Hilton in a horror movie. Yeah, well, we talked about that
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extensively on her House of Wax episode in the problems that I
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have with that marketing that they did know.
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I think, that the marketing for that was watch her die.
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I think, right? Yeah.
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And this one, like, I just, I'm just surprised that she's in
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another, I know. Well, I'd had this on Saved.
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Ready to go for a rainy day? Uh-huh.
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You're struggling to find one yesterday.
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Yeah. And I was like, is that Paris
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Hilton? You're like, no, it's not Paris
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Hilton, and then you saw a different clip.
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You're like, oh my God, that's It's Paris Hilton.
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Well, it's because I was seeing like a general view of the whole
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cast and then all of a sudden, it seemed was in on the single
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picture her in like oh, that's fucking Paris Hilton.
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Estimated budget of four million dollars what?
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And absolutely nothing. What they made four million
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dollars to make this. Where did the money go Paris,
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Hilton Paris, Hilton problem and that that castle I guess?
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Yeah. Do you want to take a stab it
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with the IMDB rating, is this? I had never heard of this before
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and it had some money thrown at it.
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So, So I don't know. It probably didn't do too well
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with people. So I'm going to say it's like a
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32.3. Oh wow this is way worse than I
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was going to say damn for comparison.
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Here's some other 2002 horror releases, okay fear.com hey that
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released August thirtieth two thousand two.
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That one had a gargantuan budget, 40 million that's so
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stupid. I can't believe they spent 40
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million. Dollars on that movie worldwide,
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gross of, 18.9 million. I remember that.
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Because I was, when we had the pot leading people on.
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Oh, yeah. For Halloween.
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Because, you know, it's like another online type of movie and
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I was like, you guys are gonna be really sad when you hear this
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information about fear.com and I'm here to get again.
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And I'm still sad. Yeah, it's got a three point
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four out of ten. Right now that has a 3.4, holy
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shit. I didn't think people hated it
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that much. We need to watch that again, a
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second movie. I have American Psycho to All
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American Girl. Oh my God, we haven't seen that
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one. Either that released June 10th
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2002 with a budget of 10 million dollars and no reporting's on
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the worldwide gross. Uh, three point seven out of
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ten. Wow, so you just got like all
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the bottom of the barrel horror movies.
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Gathered up here. Don't say that.
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Yeah, is it Halloween? Know what is it?
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No, no. Scooby-Doo.
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The original Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo, the movie.
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That's like, the best one, then that's like that.
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Okay, I'll count. If this movie is a horror movie.
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Scooby-Doo is a horror movie. Well, it came up when I searched
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2002 horror movies, Robin. Okay, I'll count.
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It's more of a family friends, anyone, but there's some pretty
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terrifying things in that movie. It was released June 14th. 2002
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budget of 84 million. It's been 84 million dollars on
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Scooby-Doo. They grossed Only 5 million.
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Okay. But you gotta think about the
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cast on it. Yeah.
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Sarah. Michelle Gellar, you have
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Freddie Prinze jr. Matthew Lillard who played
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Velma, oh, fuck. I can't remember her name.
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She's been on a lot of stuff I can remember and who played
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Scooby. They have, they probably had,
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oh, gee Scooby in there because it's just the voice unless they
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had somebody like Mosher cap. Motion.
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Capturing the dog like probably Sean gunzburg.
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Yeah, do this James Gunn? Yeah, I guarantee you soon.
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Yeah. It's his name.
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Sean Gunn, right? Yeah, it's totally A shotgun.
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This is Scooby-Doo for sure. Oh, that was a five point two
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out of ten. Okay.
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So and I also Halloween Halloween, resurrection yes.
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Wow, 2002 was probably not a very great year for horror.
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It doesn't sound it now. No, I mean resurrections, okay.
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But I like it for what it is Scooby-Doo's?
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Fine too. Yeah, but these are the ones.
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Who? Yeah.
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Do you want to hear a tagline? Just one?
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It's going to have nothing to do with the move.
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I guarantee it. What is it?
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Their number is up. Yeah.
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Okay, well okay sure. It literally like the nut, the
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fact that there's nine of them has no significance to this
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movie at all. See how it doesn't matter.
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I was fully prepared for them to not even be have like didn't
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even have nine people. I was just like like they just
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gave it. The name, Nine Lives, just for
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the hell of it. They didn't this movie is a
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confused mess in every bit of its being I would expect the
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title to also follow that being said, I guess it's a good time
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for us to go into our pre discussion thoughts and
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writings, okay. Do you want me to go first so I
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can explain why I chose the side?
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Yeah well you didn't do the, did you do all the background
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information? We never do fun facts for these
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now. That's right.
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We don't okay never mind. Oh yeah sure good.
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Okay tell me tell me your stuff. Okay so this is pretty much The
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type of movie, I love people are trapped in a location together.
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It's friends. Usually there's some form of
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like drama in the friend group something's happening.
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They've got to solve the mystery.
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They're isolated, it's usually fun, and then add Paris Hilton.
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On top of this, boom seems Seems great.
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She should be the source of the drama and that's why I chose it.
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Yeah, I thought it would be fun. Okay.
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So the good, it's a really good concept and I think the set
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pieces are really interesting. Okay.
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The bad. I think they have far too many
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people. And they don't make use of the
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cast because I listed 11 names, we don't know who doesn't belong
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in the list. We don't know which one of them
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is not the nine friends. That's true.
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Yeah, I couldn't keep track while I was writing anything on
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my paper. It's only I don't even think I
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know all of the characters names and are watching.
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I can once we finish and got credits as like, who was some of
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this? These people I just wrote down
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all of the cast and I don't know who is, who for most of it.
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It's until we get down to the last four or five then you You
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kind of start to get an idea of who is who, and you get a little
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bit more information on them, but they're all just so
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two-dimensional and flat. We've got rich, girl, rich
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non-british, girl, Paris. I never learned her name.
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I just wrote her down as Paris the entire time and then I don't
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like, I feel like they probably said her name.
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One time that was and I never got it.
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We've got rich American Girls boyfriend.
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We've got Birthday boy, who owns a castle.
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And I, okay, I'll go get it. Let me say this from my
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thoughts. Sorry, go ahead.
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We have generic Friends of birthday, boys.
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Some are male summer, female. We've got girl who makes it to
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almost to the end and maybe likes the Scottish boy and Scott
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totally like Scottish boy. That's it.
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Like, there's not, there's nothing to these characters to
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make you care about them, which I could be fine.
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And this type of a movie She and we will talk about that more.
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When we talk about this week's Main feed episode Truth or Dare,
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but this just doesn't work because we're not even getting
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like an interesting like people. Yeah, we're not getting
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interesting action happening with it.
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Yeah, the stakes never feel like there's no highs and lows to
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this movie, there's nothing. I don't know, I don't know.
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I just there's too many people. You don't get any sense of the
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10. In amongst them, they try to
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throw some stuff in there. There's some relationship drama,
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it just, it feels very one. Pass at the screenplay were
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filming in 10 days. That's it.
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We're done. Yeah.
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It is it just it's missing a little bit of Polish to it a
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little bit of. Why do I care about this?
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The ugly. I don't know enough about the
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socio-political climate re Britain and Scotland.
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Yeah. That feels like the Crux of
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what's Happening Here barely. Yeah but kind of super important
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but like kind of not even really there.
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Yeah. Also why the fuck was Paris?
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Hilton killed at the beginning? We kind of got an explanation.
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The nation for all the rest of them.
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But she's just, we don't even actually know who killed her,
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she just, we don't know, we don't know who killed her and
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then the Absurd. I just really like the whole
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thing, none of it makes any sense, it's very flimsy.
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I can't pick one absurd moment. I guess it's going to be like,
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toms initial possession because it comes from out of nowhere.
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I know. Why would you chose and what did
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he do? It would have made sense if he,
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if it happened. After he broke Rich, boys,
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library, and found the journal. And, oh, that's how I got
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possessed. But no, it happened in a
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different order than that. It's super strange.
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Yeah. So I didn't enjoy this movie as
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much as I really wanted to, so I'm giving it a 3 out of 10.
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Okay, so, well that's kind of where I was with my IMDb score
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that's because it was my personal score to so I'm also
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giving it a 30-second so the good for this I do feel like
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they had I feel like they had like a legitimate crew behind
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this movie. They had competent people
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operating here. So they had people like the
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acting is not bad. The camera works pretty good.
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Like I feel like they had a good crew and then everything else
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like the directing and the riding which will probably bleed
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into my bed. Here is just kind of done so
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poorly that we don't really we get this story and it's such a
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jumbled mess. Yeah.
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Which is also going to go to my ugly because of the way that
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this movie is cut. The way that the writing and
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dialogue plays out, it doesn't make any sense.
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I was lost so many times and I feel like certain scenes.
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I feel like they shot a movie and they lost footage of things
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that happened in between, and we just don't get it where they
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just didn't like, they forgot to film him.
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Like they forgot to turn the camera on, but they totally
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thought that they were recording.
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And that moment because like will get moments where something
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is happening and then we'll cut to something.
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And it's like they have already done something else and they're
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like in the middle of a new thing and it's just so jarring.
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It's such a fucking jarring experience.
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This maybe does a lot of tell don't show instead of the other
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way around because they'll be like oh my God, Tom's dead, we
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never saw Tom died. Yeah, we saw him attack.
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Tim which why the fuck are their names also similar?
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Which is my absurd because it's the even down to the naming.
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If you're writing a movie And you're going to have a scene
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with two characters that are in a room by themselves.
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That is kind of a key moment in the series.
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Where are you going to name them Tim and Tom that is too fucking
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similar realistically. Sure to people that's him and
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it's on could be friends but if you're writing a movie don't
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don't do that. That just confuses the audience.
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If you've got nine nothing Burgers of characters.
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Yeah, at least give them distinctive name.
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So you can tell them apart. Yeah it's just so fucking
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strange man. This movie is just really,
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really weird. I feel like there could there is
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something there. There could have been an
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interesting story but whoever made this just drop the ball the
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entire way and it makes sense that it didn't get an official
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release because like, who the fuck would have watched this and
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said yep we're sending that out to theaters.
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So yeah I'm sticking with my 3 out of 10.
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What the fuck was this shit? Okay, let's talk about it.
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See if we can make it, make any sense.
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If it makes us feel any better by the end, I really feel like
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this is gonna be a short discussion because the plot is
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so Bare Bones. Yeah, 49 characters 8.
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More than nine of whom died. That's all they think to.
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Why is it called Nine Lives. They killed the help in the
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house, too. That's true.
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And what is significant about? I don't, I don't understand.
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I don't understand, I don't. Yeah, I don't, man.
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I just don't think that should have been the tagline.
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Nine Lives. I don't, I can't even.
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Okay. Okay, let's start off with start
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off in the race. Yeah, yeah.
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It's so we get a girl who we eventually learned is.
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Aura. I remember that name?
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Yeah, well, I couldn't tell if she was Laura or Lauren and this
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is with subtitles on. Yeah, I couldn't tell if she was
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Lauren Lauren so my notes go back and forth.
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So if you're one of our patrons and you're looking at my notes
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and can't tell, who is who I will.
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Generally can tell, who was who either?
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So yeah, well she's running through the halls of this
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mansion and she's banging on a door and she's like, I killed
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him. I killed him and then it's like,
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cut to Black and then you get a bunch of cars driving through.
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Through the countryside. These fuckin opening credits
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pissed me off so much because every letter e was replaced with
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the number nine, except the number 9 was backwards.
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Wait what did you not notice that?
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No yeah. What was it every letter e was a
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nine was a nine but I'm backwards 9y, I don't know.
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Even down to the opening credits what the fuck?
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I don't understand if they at least made the 39 significant in
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some way. Okay, but nine doesn't even pass
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as an e like that's such a fucking straight.
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Yeah, they flipped it. They flipped it like I wrote it
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in my notes the way it's in the credits.
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This is so dumb. We should have known right here
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that we were in for a while. We would have been better off
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with that one that I was like, this is too stupid for us to
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cover. We probably would have had more
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fun with it. Yeah.
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I can forgive a movie for being dumb.
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If it's at least fun but this It wasn't fun.
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I think I can have fun shooting on this movie.
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That's where the funds going to come.
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Yeah. Again, I have to throw out her
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disclaimer. We've never made a movie.
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I'm sure it's very hard, and this is no hate to like the
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directors. But come on, man.
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I mean, I feel like, we, I guess viewers, we can at least speak
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to our experience. And that we were very confused,
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the entire way and I think the, you know, that's what will judge
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it criticism. This is our personal experience
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watching this movie. Yeah, so They are driving
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through the countryside. They lie earlier that day.
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Oh yeah earlier that day they arrived at a mansion.
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Yeah. They all arrived Tim sounds like
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he's giving them a tour and I was like, oh okay.
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Is he just like the owner of this mansion and he is but he's
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also their friend from the very beginning, the dialogue makes no
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sense the way they talk to each other.
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I love how they all pile into this mansion and they are all a
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normal group of people. And then there's Paris, I is how
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this movie is set in Scotland and there's only one in Scottish
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person. I swear, as soon as I saw Paris,
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I thought that she was going to start doing a Scottish.
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I got some wish she had. I really wish that were of
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elevated this movie to a 5 for me.
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Yes, I was going to say, that's my one change for the movie: it
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now, but she stands out like a sore thumb.
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I mean, nice fashion, you know, good for her but like
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everybody's wearing like, very muted colors and she's wearing
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these really bright and flashy quotes.
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Yes, I understand. It's like she's wearing a Juicy
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Couture sweatsuit. Accepts that It's it's patent
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leather. Yeah, it is.
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It's a choice. It's very early 2000's.
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And I don't hate it. She arrived on set that day and
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was wearing that, and they were like, no perfect.
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The Wardrobe Department was like, Hey Paris, we got your
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outfit here and she's like no and then just like stuck with
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her outfit. All right.
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So yeah. They're getting a tour of the
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Mansion. They don't even know why they're
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there yet. They all have room assignments
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which I Feel like there's probably enough rooms in a
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fucking Mansion this man. Do you have like actual hired
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employees? I live there?
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Yeah, yeah, there's plenty feel like they could all except for
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the couple's. I feel like they can all have
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their own rooms I mean, you can just figure it out, man.
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Yes, but Tim, this is Tim. Yeah.
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We see one guy driving. It's Peter apparently he's the
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poor of the group. Yeah.
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Poor little Scottish boy. Poor little Scottish boy.
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Driving around and we hear on the radio that there's a news
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forecasts of like shit. Thundersnow me CM.
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Yeah. So stay off the roads.
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We don't know the metric system but that sounds like a lot.
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Yeah. Okay.
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See him 70cm? Okay, I feel like the only
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reason that they did this was one, so they could have a way to
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throw in that. There's bad weather that way
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that there's stuck there. Yeah.
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And to so that way all the other characters can talk About
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whether or not they actually like Peter before he gets there.
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Yeah, because he's the one that stands out because he's
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Scottish, I guess, I don't know. They make a point to really
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single this guy out and like really he's just part of the
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friend group. Yeah.
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He's just but he's known some of them since elementary school
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again. I don't understand like because
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he says that he's lived. His family has a farm, you can't
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go home to see his family very often because he gets forced to
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feed the cows at 5 a.m. But he's friends with all of
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these British people that are not Scottish.
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I'm so confused, British people, and then Paris, who's American
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still? Yes, what is she doing here?
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She's the okay. She's one of the guys.
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I think she's just tagging along because I don't even remember.
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Okay, his name is Tom. Yeah, yeah.
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Tom, he is, dating Paris, and hey, for three years.
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Yeah, we get a little bit of relationship drama between the
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two of them. It's so low stakes.
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Though it is. Yeah.
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It's like not exist. They're very like, very Kelly
23:12
and Ryan. Yes.
23:14
But she's, she's just tagging along.
23:16
I think she doesn't know the group of people know she's best
23:19
friends with one of them. What does she want ones?
23:21
Yeah, but they pretend like she's not really like she's
23:24
there because of him. See this is what I'm talking
23:27
about. I just don't understand what's
23:28
going on here. Yeah.
23:29
Because when she dies, the one blond one is like Maybe her name
23:33
is Emma. She is like inconsolable,
23:35
because she's like, she was my best friend really, Emma.
23:38
You've only known her for two days.
23:42
You're so dramatic. Okay.
23:44
So they're all like, hanging around talking, Peter does in
23:47
the showing up, he starts, he, heads upstairs.
23:52
This is one of those moments I was talking about where it just
23:55
kind of jump cuts to like we missed something because he's
23:58
going upstairs. Nobody knows he's there.
24:00
I'm assuming the drop off his bags.
24:02
And then immediately cuts to him walking down the hall with
24:06
Laura. Yeah, I'm like, where did this
24:08
happen? Like, how did she know that he
24:10
was there? Why is she giving him a tour of
24:13
the house? What is happening here?
24:16
Yeah, it's so confusing. They had already gotten dressed
24:21
for dinner yet, for some reason, once Peter arrives, they decide
24:24
they're all going to go freshen up.
24:26
Like Paris is like I want to take a bath but she's already in
24:29
her evening gown for dinner and then they're all back
24:31
downstairs. Tears dressed nicely for dinner?
24:34
It's so confusing. I've got a couple of quotes from
24:37
Damien. Okay, the first one here, real
24:40
men don't wash gross. Yeah, wash your balls Damien.
24:46
Yeah. Davey is one of those.
24:47
He's one of those dudes on Reddit.
24:49
That's like it's gay to touch your own balls.
24:52
Am I right? Yes, like he's a fucking fuck.
24:56
What's his name from The Burning?
24:59
The the bully guy? Oh Glazer.
25:02
Yeah, he's a fucking laser except it's not a good as big of
25:05
a meathead but he liked. Subscribe to the same ideology
25:08
about hygiene. All right, so we are introduced
25:13
to I'm going to I call this a chitchat montage and here's the
25:19
thing I think sometimes these work well in movies because you
25:22
hear Snippets of random past childhood stories.
25:25
And none of these is interesting.
25:26
I feel like the attempt here is to try and build the
25:29
relationships between these people.
25:31
However, we Yeah. It the thing is none of these
25:34
matter because I don't know, anybody's names.
25:37
No, we don't. Yeah, that's the thing.
25:38
This movie does a very poor job of establishing the characters.
25:43
They just throw us here with a bunch of them and it's like a,
25:45
here's their fucking history and and not to get my God.
25:49
Jesus Travis not to throw it too much to what's going to be our
25:57
main feed episode this week. But like, They do it better in
26:04
Truth or Dare by having like, oh, here's a new person who's
26:08
never met you all. We have an organic reason to
26:11
introduce names. Yeah.
26:13
It was kind of interesting watching that back-to-back.
26:16
Yeah. After this one.
26:18
Yeah. And then we get that
26:20
relationship drama between Paris and Tom, which is about I guess
26:25
like he doesn't buy her gifts and he's like, I bought you a
26:27
fucking gift and she's like, no, I bought this and then she's
26:29
like, I don't fucking know. It's like, Are we supposed to
26:33
believe that there's some kind of tension between these two?
26:35
Like because I feel like doing something like this right here
26:38
would like, are they trying to establish a coup would be like
26:42
suspect? Like would it make sense for Tom
26:44
to kill her later? Yeah, I feel like that.
26:46
I agree. I think that's what they're
26:48
trying to do, but it's such a low stakes argument.
26:50
Yes. Like especially cuz she's like
26:52
you never buy me anything nice and he's like, well I bought you
26:54
this and it cost 800 pounds, because well it's 600 and I know
26:57
because I had bought it for myself.
26:59
I returned it. When you gave this to me.
27:02
Which I think it's like she never even mentioned it to him
27:06
before now, and she's just like it and they've been dating for
27:09
three years. For three years at.
27:11
Yeah, the whole thing is just, it's weird, it's so contrived.
27:15
And it's also, I guess we're establishing that Laura and
27:20
Peter. I guess they have like interest
27:23
in each other romantically and also, we learned that it's the
27:26
reason that they're here is because it's Tim's 21st birthday
27:29
party. Yeah, which they had an
27:31
established. Before.
27:32
Yeah, so they all finish eating, I guess.
27:36
And they go to another room. I call this room home base
27:40
because this is where everybody. This is like a basically
27:43
establishes home-based later on in the movie.
27:45
Yeah, it's the library. Yeah, but yeah, it is, it does
27:48
become their home base. So they're all drinking and
27:53
Peter and Laura are playing a game together.
27:56
Yeah. And he's explaining
27:58
existentialism to her using dice.
28:02
And magic tricks. It's it's really really weird.
28:06
Like it doesn't feel organic know, this whole conversation,
28:10
doesn't let me throw this out there so they can have this
28:13
moment later, right? Yeah, none of it.
28:16
Ever feels like actually is real though, but he is, it feels like
28:22
this movie wants to tell a deeper story than what it's
28:24
telling and that's what that's what hurts it like.
28:27
I don't fit just wanted to be like, hey, we're going to have a
28:29
dumb paranormal Slasher in a mansion.
28:31
Do that. But like if you're trying to get
28:34
deep and philosophical you need to do something different.
28:39
Yeah. So basically the messages, he
28:41
takes like some dice and he puts them under a light red injures.
28:45
Yeah. It's like psychology thing,
28:47
right? Philosophy is this okay?
28:50
I've always thought that was tired and psychology like
28:53
psychology and philosophy. Honestly, a lot of the themes
28:55
are closely intertwined in a lot of ways, okay?
28:58
But this specifically where she's talking about
29:01
existentialism Mmm. That's that's got to be
29:03
philosophy there. Like basically how do we know
29:05
that anything exists? How do we know that you're real?
29:08
Also? Schrodinger is quantum physics
29:10
is Schrodinger. Schroedinger Schrodinger.
29:14
Whatever. He's like, the dice.
29:16
Are they real or not? Ha ha.
29:17
I've got him in my hand here. They're not under the thing
29:19
anymore. I tricked ya, and I got another
29:22
Damien, quote, this vodka, whiskey gin rum, ain't gonna
29:25
drink itself. You know, pick one.
29:30
Just pick one. Yeah, it's yeah.
29:35
This whole thing is a mess. Tom is like you guys behave
29:38
while I'm gone and I'm like, where are you going Tom, he's
29:42
going to pee. He's going to P, allegedly, he
29:46
goes to the bathroom and there's this whole moment where he's in
29:49
there. Yeah, so he finishes peeing, he
29:54
zips up over top of the sink. First of all, which it looks
29:57
like he's about to pee into the sink, the way, he's doing it.
30:01
And then he washes his hands. And instead of drying his hands,
30:03
he runs his wet hands through his hair.
30:07
It's so fucking weird. So he starts hearing thuds and
30:11
he's like, huh, who's there? And then nobody answered his any
30:14
looks outside and nobody's there.
30:16
And then he goes back to the mirror.
30:17
It's like, oh, my eyes are black.
30:19
And then he's like, shh. I better go back to home base
30:23
library and he goes there and he's like, sorry guys and I
30:26
where have you been Tom? It's been 45 minutes.
30:28
We were starting to get worried about you.
30:30
He's like I've only been in there for two minutes and it's
30:32
like Tom, it sounds like you're just trying to cover for the
30:36
fact that you went in there to secretly poop.
30:38
He didn't want to tell everybody.
30:39
You're embarrassed about how long it took you to poop.
30:41
All they all assumed that he was throwing up because he'd had so
30:43
much to drink, well, either that but it's just like he.
30:49
Yeah. So there's like some kind of,
30:50
like, Supernatural thing. Which what you were saying
30:52
before? Like it just kind of happens,
30:55
all of them and then we rinse it off.
30:57
This weird timey-wimey should never comes up again.
31:00
It was literally just this moment.
31:03
Yeah, just him. I guess, just like it wanted to
31:05
fuck with Tom. Yeah, I guess.
31:07
Yeah, and look to be clear. He did nothing to instigate this
31:11
other than going to let. I guess he broke the seal first.
31:15
I don't know. It wanted him to pee in the sink
31:19
and when it didn't like, when he Fuck this guy there.
31:23
Standing here, 45 minutes. Yeah, so everybody else goes to
31:28
bed except for Tim and Tom. There's a bunch of like random
31:32
conversations happening that I didn't bother reading now
31:34
because they did not matter and it's like basically like I guess
31:38
the one that really matters is I guess Emma I don't fucking know.
31:41
Her name is like so Peter you fucking like them or not she's
31:44
like I don't know. Do I like them?
31:46
Maybe we should not be dating within our own friend group
31:49
maybe but it really doesn't matter because none of you has a
31:52
fucking Personality. Yeah.
31:57
Paris goes to take a bath. Yeah.
31:59
Again, I don't know. She carrying around her little
32:04
cosmetic box. This whole time to.
32:05
She had a downstairs with her while they were all drinking.
32:07
She like she was, I think obsessed with Tom because he
32:10
wanted to say drinking with Tim so she's like, fine, I'm gonna
32:14
go take a stress bath and then she goes up there and then she
32:18
starts hearing a thud, you would think that like the thing with
32:21
Tom the bathroom. Yeah, bathroom is what is
32:24
haunted? I guess it's that scary like You
32:26
know what? That's a scary concept, Shannon.
32:29
Elizabeth can attest to this. She should have been smooth
32:32
because it why was I not notified of the script?
32:36
She so it seems like every time you're in a bathroom.
32:39
You here thuds. You know what?
32:41
That's great. It's a vulnerable thing in a
32:43
bathroom. You're also in a strange
32:44
location, you're isolated. Who knows how many bathrooms are
32:47
in this Mansion. Like cool.
32:50
Bathroom ghost. I'm here for it.
32:52
Except downstairs. Tom breaks, a shelf and
32:56
apparently Li the Shelf being broken causes a giant hole to
32:59
appear in the wall? Yeah.
33:01
Like like was a hole there did. Like the is that wall just that
33:06
shitty? Yeah.
33:07
Like these are clearly built in shelves.
33:09
I just, I don't know. And then it goes.
33:11
Oh man. There's a book over here and
33:13
Tim's like well, yeah, it's a fucking Library bro.
33:15
Because no, but look at this and then he makes a big show of
33:18
going to blow the dust off of and he's like, I've always
33:21
wanted to do that to do that and he's reading And he's like, oh
33:27
this is the history of the house and Tim's.
33:29
Like, yeah, I come from a long line of colonialists.
33:34
We got this castle of because we my ancestors helped run the
33:40
Scottish out of this area or something, I don't know.
33:43
So this is the book I don't ya. I don't know enough about the
33:46
history of all of this to really speak to it.
33:48
Isn't it funny how like there's actually no words in this book
33:52
like any time that they open up a page?
33:54
It's just pictures. And then Couple of pages that
33:57
have words in it but it doesn't like I can't read it, okay?
34:03
I didn't notice that because any time I saw them open the book,
34:05
it was just pictures and then like burnt holes throughout the
34:09
entire thing. So, apparently there's this guy
34:11
Marie used to live in this Castle, or he owned the land, or
34:14
something like that, I don't know.
34:16
But when they defeated him, they plucked out his eyeballs and
34:20
made him eat it. Which that's really gross and
34:22
probably a step too far, like, just, I don't know.
34:25
Yeah. Well overboard.
34:28
Yeah, it's a little bit much. So now we're like, oh cool.
34:33
That's why his eyes went black before.
34:35
They weren't actually going black.
34:36
They were like gone. I feel like, I feel like your
34:41
eyes would look different if they were gone.
34:44
Like it wouldn't just be like, there's black here because I've
34:47
your eyelids Aren't it's not like they just are cupped like
34:53
this automatically, like you're going over your eye, you know
34:56
what I mean? It's very lastik.
34:58
If you didn't have it, there would be like a floppy like, you
35:01
know, like when you don't have teeth in your lips or learn
35:05
sloppy Island. Yes, that's an enjoy that
35:08
inventory phone. Yeah.
35:10
Like how anytime they like their eyes go black?
35:12
It's like they don't say his eyes are black.
35:14
They're like his eyes are blank. Yeah.
35:17
So I guess he's like reading this and then his eyes go go.
35:19
Blank. Yeah, and he snaps and elbows.
35:22
Tim in the head. Yes.
35:24
And also Paris got stabbed. Yeah.
35:27
So we don't know what the timeline is on this.
35:29
But all, we know is that people heard her scream and they go
35:31
running and they find her stepped gut, wounds are
35:34
immediately fatal in this movie. I know that's like notoriously
35:38
one of the slowest death. Yes.
35:39
So a guts tab. Here's, here's how this breaks
35:42
down in this movie, a stab to the gut.
35:46
Instant death flash across the gut, bleed out slowly.
35:50
Stab to the shoulder. You've got a few minutes.
35:52
Yeah, you're on your own. Yeah, you're on the brink of
35:55
death but there's enough time for somebody to go sacrifice
35:58
themselves. Yeah.
35:59
So that's that's how this works here.
36:03
Yeah. So she's been stabbed in the
36:04
gut, which means she's done for. Yeah, that's Andy arrives.
36:08
He's a doctor or he's pre-med or something.
36:10
I don't know. But he was like, it's too late
36:13
for her stabbed in the gut. Yeah, yeah.
36:17
Yeah. There's nothing I can do here.
36:19
Yeah. So they can't call the police
36:23
because all the lines are down, none of their cell phones, has
36:26
any signal, they go to look for Tom to tell him that his
36:29
girlfriend is dead and instead they find Tim passed out, they
36:32
wake him up and now they're suspicious about Tom.
36:36
Yeah, because you're like, oh, he attacked him and went and
36:38
stabbed Joe, which like we said before, like if I feel like they
36:42
were trying to establish that maybe like he would be a suspect
36:46
for Trying to Kill Paris. Oh, her name is Joe.
36:49
Okay, I see. I'm just now learning this.
36:53
But yeah, it doesn't even really matter.
36:55
So they yeah. So Emma stays with Tim to keep
36:59
an eye on him in the library because she's hysterical, and he
37:02
has probably a very severe concussion.
37:05
The others are going to look for cell phones and Tom, they hear a
37:09
ringing phone in one of the rooms, drop it under the bed and
37:13
in a wild attempt to get it pick up the bed and drop it onto the
37:17
you don't. So, we accidentally do this,
37:19
like you, you have to try to smash your phone like this.
37:24
It's the dumbest fucking good. Smash and you know what?
37:31
The dumbest fucking thing about this is like it's not even like,
37:34
oh that's our only phone. We can't call out there.
37:36
I oh no, we all have cell phones.
37:38
Like it's not that big of a deal.
37:39
Everybody has the exact same cell phone.
37:42
Yeah, I just can't get service that one.
37:44
Magically was able to get service.
37:45
Apparently. Yeah, that's a fucking weird
37:49
decision and then I like, oh, the help lives on site.
37:52
They probably have cell phones or landlines and Tim's like
37:57
yeah, they definitely have their own land lines except when they
38:00
run to their rooms through the kitchen.
38:03
There's blood Trails, we never see their bodies either, but we
38:06
know that they've been killed. They don't count Into The Nine
38:09
Lives. They're not important enough
38:10
apparently. No.
38:12
And also now, one of them is suspecting Tim because he's got
38:16
a little bit of blood on the shirt which was like, why is
38:19
there blood on your sleeve and heads bleeding?
38:22
Yeah. And she's like, but it shouldn't
38:24
be on your sleeve. I would argue he should have
38:27
more blood than what Only there. Yeah.
38:29
Like if you're bleeding I could see especially just
38:32
unconsciously or just subconsciously just taking your
38:34
arm just like wipe the blood off.
38:36
Your face said at one point and there was no blood on his sleeve
38:40
where he did that there's a little bit like his upper arm
38:44
area, but now Emma's convinced that Tim killed Tom and just
38:48
because a little bit of blood just because there's a little
38:50
bit of blood. Yeah.
38:51
And in that moment, Tom burst into the library, he and Tim Tim
38:59
apparently duke. It out some and I wind up dead.
39:03
Tom, winds up dead. Tim has no eyes.
39:06
The action in this movie doesn't actually happen.
39:08
Like he like bursts into the room.
39:10
Yeah. And it's kind of like one of
39:12
those cartoon fights where it's like a cloud of smoke.
39:14
You see a bunch of like arms coming out.
39:16
Yeah, just like you don't know what's happening and then he
39:18
leaves the room and then all of a sudden they come back and it's
39:21
like, oh, Emma's been stabbed and like what the fuck?
39:23
I didn't see that. Yeah.
39:25
They're like Emma's dead Tom's dead.
39:27
Tim Is clearly the killer like this is how this movie goes.
39:30
Somebody burst into a room. We cut away other people.
39:33
Come in and say what happened? Yeah, it's frustrating.
39:39
Yeah. Okay.
39:41
So yeah, now Tim they're all going to go hunt for Tim Damian
39:44
and Peter they not up. Lucy had gotten slashed in this
39:48
altercation as well at some point and so and he's keeping an
39:54
eye on her as her shirt. Slowly becomes bright red.
39:58
Later on, in the movie, it becomes a more reasonable like
40:01
dark red. But for a long time, is just
40:04
like this bright red, which to me says, it's a very shallow cut
40:09
and she probably won't die. I think she's like just super
40:11
dramatic. And Andy has been looking for a
40:15
way out of this relationship without having to break up with
40:18
her and yeah. Like, oh, man.
40:19
There's nothing I can do for you here.
40:22
This sucks. I'm really upset about this.
40:25
I better get the car. Like I'm yeah.
40:28
I'll go get the car up and grass has to keep stopping him.
40:31
She's like, you're not allowed to leave this room.
40:34
I should probably get the car, but yeah.
40:37
They all just decide to stay there.
40:39
Yeah. Damien and Peter are, they can't
40:42
find Tim's Rock. Okay, let's go back to base and
40:44
then they try to go back. Let them in it is such bullshit.
40:48
She's like a, how can I know? And then how can I know that
40:51
you're not fucked up to? And it's like we haven't even
40:53
established anything matches happened yet, like it's just
40:57
Tim. Might be crazy now.
40:59
And then she's like, I can't let you guys, and I'm sorry, and I,
41:02
this is bullshit and they're like, okay, I guess we're going
41:06
to go fucking find him then since you guys won't let us in.
41:09
Yeah, and then Laura, this is where she finds the book and
41:13
reads the story of Marie, and all of a sudden, she knows
41:15
everything that's happening. She is figured it all out.
41:19
She's like, no, even though like she has like a vague idea of
41:23
what's going on, but still not really.
41:25
Yeah, she's like well, if you kill somebody then you become
41:27
possessed. It how did Tom become possessed
41:30
in the first place? Yeah.
41:34
What set this off. That's, that's so yeah.
41:37
Like it just suddenly possessed him.
41:40
Did he murder the toilet. Is that what the implication is?
41:43
You killed something? Maybe like nah.
41:47
I don't know. I don't know that.
41:49
We just don't know a fuse gets blown because most lights go out
41:53
but not all of them. So Damien Pete decide they're
41:56
going to go look for the fuse box in the cellar.
41:57
Cellar while they're down there. Tim attacks them.
42:00
Damien loses his glasses in this attack and ends up stabbing Tim.
42:05
And I like either, like Damian can't see without his glasses
42:08
and I'm like in the very first scenes of this movie Damian's,
42:10
not wearing glasses contacts. Well, yeah, exactly.
42:14
But like, he could have contacts on like it just because he
42:17
didn't have his glasses, his mean, he's a goner.
42:21
So, What's that? Sorry there's dogs barking out
42:29
our neighborhood. You might be able to hear it and
42:31
we heard a little Yelp. Everything's okay.
42:34
Yeah. So P comes to finds Tim's body
42:38
steps on Damien's glasses. So he runs up there to tell the
42:41
others and Laura actually lets him in which makes me think that
42:44
she just didn't like Damien before the she let him and I
42:47
think any force him in. Yeah, I'm letting him in and
42:50
then like, he didn't give a fuck what everybody else.
42:53
So, she's Is her series? She tries to force, Andy to
42:56
share the theory and he's like, I don't, I don't believe your
43:00
theory. They tell you.
43:00
Yes, you do. You have to admit the sooner,
43:03
you admit it. The quicker.
43:04
We'll be able to deal with this shit.
43:05
What the fuck? Are you talking about?
43:07
And she's crazy, but she's not letting anybody in here right
43:10
now. Like, I just want to see my
43:11
friends again and Pete's convinced because he's like,
43:14
well Damien can't see without his glasses, which isn't an
43:16
issue. If you don't have eyes what a
43:19
lot of black but they they want to trap him because a they don't
43:25
want to kill their friend be, they don't want to get possessed
43:28
when they killed her friend. So they go to bait him, Laura
43:32
and Peter do and Andy stays with Lucy, they get their trap all
43:38
set up, and they think they've got it, except one of the keys
43:41
goes missing, so they can't lock him into the bathroom door.
43:43
Yeah. And he just burst out and he
43:45
just runs doesn't bother killing either of them.
43:47
No, he doesn't know. That's supposed to be his whole
43:49
mission. Exactly.
43:49
He just runs away. So he's he's running, we don't
43:53
know. Is that it goes back to Andy and
43:55
Lucy and and he's like I'm going to go sit by this window and
43:59
then of course we're going to get full Friday.
44:02
The 13th is, I was seriously, it's so funny seeing this
44:07
because like this is their stunts, their big stunt for the
44:10
movie and I like, listen guys, we got tissue or three and a
44:13
half million of the budget, went to two million, to Paris to
44:17
million to this. And that's all of the budget,
44:20
the rest of the casting, get paid.
44:21
I trust me, you'll get very famous from This move is the
44:24
jewels. Yeah, so yeah.
44:26
It's a really lame jump through the window, but he like attacks,
44:30
Andy, and he lands on Lucy, Andy had previously given her a
44:36
poker, in case, something happens to him.
44:39
So she stabs him when he lands on her.
44:42
And so, she becomes possessed and then Andy has to kill her.
44:45
Yeah, and it's not emotional at all because Andy does not seem
44:50
to give a fuck about her. No, there's like, no Chemistry.
44:54
But there's no chemistry at one point.
44:55
She's like I'm so sorry soon. He's like here's some water and
44:58
I think it was meant to be a touching moment but it just
45:00
seemed like he was like, goddamn shut the fuck out.
45:02
Like can I get one minute of Peace, please?
45:08
I also like how it's supposed to be this like amazing snowstorm
45:13
and like, anytime the easiest shot of like, outside the
45:15
window, it's like, I'm a light dusting of snow out there.
45:18
Yeah. Not always actually happened.
45:20
Yeah. Laura.
45:22
Gives Pete. The weirdest pep talk.
45:24
I've ever heard. She is like I could survive
45:26
without you but I need you to keep going.
45:29
Yeah like what? So he they see the front doors
45:33
open. So he goes and follows Damien or
45:36
yeah. Dave.
45:36
Amiens footsteps, and then it's where he finds Damien and Lucy's
45:39
bodies. Andy.
45:41
Meanwhile, sneaks up on Laura and she stabs him and this is
45:45
where we cut to the beginning scene of her running and crying
45:48
into the library because I killed him.
45:50
I killed him and so really kill him.
45:51
Yeah, you just stab him in the shoulder which is not as fatal
45:54
as a got stabbed. Yes.
45:56
But it's still fatal. Yeah.
45:57
So she's telling she's asking Pete to let her in.
46:01
He's like, oh um, yeah. It's your turn and she's like,
46:04
no. But this time you really need to
46:06
actually Let me and he's like, no, he's like, and then she's
46:08
like, he's not dead yet, but he's dying.
46:10
But if you kill me first, it breaks the chain and he's like,
46:14
no, I'm not doing that. And she's like, please I can't
46:17
do it myself which that's also like a heavy ask when you put it
46:21
like that like to kill me. Yeah.
46:24
Like he has to live with that guilt afterwards.
46:27
Yeah. Like this is already a very
46:29
traumatic night. Yeah.
46:31
But he's like, no I'm Gonna Save you and then he opens the door
46:34
and it's too late. She's sorry.
46:36
A cellphone the gut, which fatal?
46:39
Yeah. She's like, I Gotta Die before
46:40
him. Yeah.
46:41
Cause we gotta break the chain and then, of course, that breaks
46:44
the chain. So, and then it cuts to this
46:48
dramatic voiceover, we're in Pete attempts to explain
46:51
everything, but just repeats, basically the same sentence. 10
46:54
different times in slightly different ways.
46:56
My favorite quote from this is okay, his takeaway is that the
47:00
guy because he's Scottish. Yeah, exactly.
47:02
And it's like, no, it's just you didn't kill anybody.
47:05
Broke the chain. Movie can't follow its own.
47:08
Internal logic. Is it?
47:09
Because they broke the chain or because he's Scottish, he's
47:11
likes. Why does it matter that?
47:12
There's nine of them? Do the staff, not count.
47:15
What is going on, okay? Yes, he has grabbed the book is
47:18
out on the steps, he's smoking a cigarette, super dramatically.
47:21
And like the voiceover says he's like, you didn't have the balls
47:25
to take me. Oh my God.
47:26
Is that really? Like you just think that you
47:28
were so fucking cool. Like, you're so intimidating to
47:31
this ghost to Marie that he wouldn't do this or do you think
47:35
that you liked you so much because you're Scott, Oddish.
47:37
Like it's just I don't understand his logic.
47:40
It just does not jive with anything that we were just shown
47:45
and then he takes the lighter and burns the book.
47:48
Yeah. Oh also it has stopped snowing
47:52
and it has started raining enough to melt away all the snow
47:56
even though it was 70 some centimeters of snow, it's all
47:59
melted now. Yeah.
48:01
Which would cause like an amazing amount of flooding?
48:04
I would probably imagined it would be Wayside hero side.
48:08
Yeah, that's it. That's the movie.
48:10
Yeah, it took us 30 minutes to cover that.
48:12
Yeah. And it's just it's like a what
48:14
the fuck thing like and we really described everything that
48:17
happened there. Yeah, it's a thing, like, that's
48:19
how it all plays out. Yeah.
48:21
Except you get to watch an hour and 25 minutes of it.
48:26
Of people just walking around saying stuff that ultimately has
48:30
no meaning or purpose. Yeah, I'm annoyed.
48:34
It's I'm not going to down to you too.
48:36
Knocking it down to two, Okay? It makes less sense upon review.
48:42
It makes absolutely no sense which look like a lot of times
48:46
if you have a movie like this there is a lot of there's a good
48:50
chance that you could have like a cult following because of how
48:53
bad and stupid. It is, however, this movie
48:55
manages to not, make it fun. Yeah.
48:59
At all because it wants to be a serious movie.
49:01
Yeah, it takes itself way too seriously.
49:03
So yeah. You knocked it down to it, too.
49:12
I'll keep it at three. Okay.
49:14
Because, you know, fuck it. I'll just because of his the way
49:20
his take away their you. I don't have the balls radom.
49:23
The to I am doing it because of him.
49:29
So, we went from a three to two point five average, okay.
49:33
And I think we're both still on agreement that this would
49:35
automatically get a five of Paris was doing a Scottish
49:38
accent. Absolutely okay.
49:40
II agree with that. If she was, I feel like this
49:43
movie probably would have benefited from her being there
49:45
more, they kill her off. So, early in the movie, She's
49:48
Like, the biggest name in the cast.
49:51
Yeah, I mean to be fair this is all like British and a Scottish
49:55
guy. So maybe they're big over in
49:57
their area but like I'm over here.
49:59
Like at least. Oh, no.
50:01
I think it would have been easier for us because that's at
50:03
least one character that we can differentiate from the others.
50:07
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, exactly.
50:10
Okay. What was scouts favorite part?
50:13
Scouts favorite part was when ever he got lost in the bathroom
50:21
for 45 minutes. Nope.
50:23
Obviously, her favorite part was that the guy had to eat his own
50:26
eyeballs. She does like that sick.
50:32
She's like, I like floppy eyelids.
50:36
It's like, I love that imagery. Who did you relate to?
50:41
I related to any one of the female characters because
50:43
there's nothing to any of them. So I guess, generic female
50:47
character over here. Yeah.
50:49
You know what I'm gonna, I don't fucking know me.
50:55
I don't know any of these guys so your generic The character,
50:59
I'm generic male character, okay?
51:01
Make me Scottish. I'm Scottish.
51:03
Oh, you want to be the the final man.
51:06
Yeah, I'm going to be the big boy.
51:08
Okay, that's just should be the name for, like the last guy is,
51:10
like, not a final girl. Girl, follow your big boys.
51:16
Yeah. Okay.
51:17
Okay, so we don't do. Do we do dream sequence for to
51:23
be or not to be I don't want to speak with.
51:25
I want a sequel for this word. Makes sense.
51:27
We're like ten lives but it actually matters.
51:30
Yes. Yeah let's remake this with like
51:33
actual plot and characters and yeah I'm a director.
51:39
What the director have another go at it?
51:40
I'm assuming he's done more things since then let him let
51:44
him direct. Yeah, somebody else, right?
51:46
Yes, and then maybe because like I said before, like it feels
51:50
like it could have been a We made film because they do a good
51:54
job with like shooting in acting and everything.
51:57
It's just like the writing the story.
52:00
Like it was all just a mess. Okay.
52:03
I have, I found a highly rated review.
52:09
Do we do a review screen TV? Yeah, I think we did review.
52:12
This internet reviews. They don't do listen to reviews.
52:15
Okay. Yeah, we have an internet
52:17
review, although Oh cool. Now talia's all the dogs are
52:22
join in. Yep you know I actually hold on.
52:24
I'm gonna pause this. Okay.
52:28
Alright, we're back a couple of dogs from a house Streeter to
52:34
over, got out. And we're in our neighborhood
52:37
and setting all the other dogs off and Travis got them back
52:40
home. Yeah, they are home safe.
52:41
Who is it was a whole Adventure. Talia was losing her mind
52:44
because Travis was putting strange dogs into his car.
52:48
She loves cars. It was a whole thing.
52:50
Yeah. And I was giving him all kinds
52:51
of treats. Yeah, giving them her tree.
52:54
It's okay for some in return for being distressed girl.
52:57
Yeah. Okay.
52:59
So anyway we're on to an IMDb review.
53:00
I found somebody who absolutely loves this really, wow.
53:05
Okay I think this one is actually a 7 out of 10.
53:07
Okay, I'm not going to read the whole thing but still I sort of
53:15
liked this. The castle itself is beautiful
53:17
inside. Incredible set decorations.
53:19
The cast are actually pretty talented.
53:21
The guys were cute. It was beautifully atmospheric,
53:24
the look of people when possessed totally black eyes was
53:26
unsettling. Are a few nice jolts in the
53:29
reason for the demon attacking was pretty unique.
53:34
Okay, I mean I will say I wish that it was explored more about
53:42
why? The reason the demon was
53:44
attacking them in the first place because we didn't really
53:46
good contacts for a long time. Yeah.
53:48
And yeah, it was sure the guys were probably cute.
53:53
I don't know. What about the gals?
53:54
The gals were cute, too. I guess.
53:56
Yeah. The one loose.
53:58
She was really pretty. Yeah, so uh, you know, if that's
54:03
what you want in a movie, then this movie's got it for you.
54:07
So, you know, I can't dispute that.
54:09
So then that's fine. Like, like, like I was saying
54:14
before, like, it does, like, the movie looks nice.
54:16
A lot of times, it's just man like the story for me wax.
54:21
Yeah, I wish that they had taken full advantage of the mystery
54:24
aspect of the friendship. Six of the large group setting
54:30
inside of a large Castle. I think it could have been.
54:35
It's we've seen it done before and done better, and I think
54:40
that's kind of goes against this movie.
54:42
You know what I mean? Yeah.
54:43
I feel like, like, this movie had potential to be the most
54:46
Jesse movie ever. Yeah.
54:48
And it just didn't live up to her, so I'm thinking, you know,
54:53
but if you like it I don't hold that against you.
54:56
I can see it being somebody. Sting.
54:58
Yeah, it's just not for us. So I guess Jesse to be or not to
55:05
be. Would you recommend this to
55:07
other people then? Well, I always say watch a
55:10
movie, make your own decision. But if you came to me personally
55:14
for recommendations, it wouldn't be at the top of my list.
55:18
And what I watch it again. No, I wouldn't either.
55:22
So, this is unfortunately, a not to be yes, this is a one and
55:26
done. Yeah.
55:27
That means This is kind of again, maybe it, maybe it would
55:30
be your thing if you're listening.
55:32
And you're curious, always take a chance, form your own
55:35
opinions, but for us this this didn't hit the mark for either
55:38
of us. Yeah, there's I mean we've
55:41
that's just pretty much it. That's all that can be said.
55:44
However, we're getting ready to record this week's main episode.
55:49
Hmm which is very much for me. I'm very excited.
55:53
It is truth or dare, not the 2018, Lucy Hale 27th, In sci-fi
55:58
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56:05
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56:09
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56:12
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57:14
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