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#411 We Don't BBQ WARS the Same with Bartz BBQ and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  say or whatever it is, we can go ahead and make that happen for
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  your superchats across for me? Is my toxic as co host? Whoill say
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  he's not? He's done being toxic. I don't know. Maybe the girl
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  he's with doesn't like toxic shit. But let's going on extreet. What's top
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  dog? Nah? I gave that ship up. We're coming in hot with
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  no love fully talks sake. It's a packed house and uh oh, I
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  got a couple of questions. Want to ask Barts there's a barbecue wars going
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  on? Dog, there's a war going on a dog. He's a Alex
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  Jones of barbecue. He bought sh you know what he is, sovie Alex
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  Jones and steaks alright, fucking he bought a whole missile for the war.
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  All right? Wait, hold on, is this Mike Army? I can't
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  hear my O my ship? Yeah? But also joining us all beaten and
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  battered. What is it? Uh? From the women's shelter, men's shelter,
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  shelter, some shelter. Yeah, from the women's shelter. Uh Rock
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  Sampson everybody on a Thursday. Yeah, don't be blowing up my spot.
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  I'm trying to stay safe. All right. You don't look as beat up
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  as I thought you would. No, man, I heal quickly hit him
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  mix G No, I still get dizzy. I still get dizzy. I
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  think it would hurt you if you hit him. He's got a little Wolverines
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  DNA and no, it's like rocks like yoke, so like if you I
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  don't know, I feel like if you hit him, you can fracture a
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  nunkle or something. But I mean if you don't know how to punch,
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  right, Yeah, but I feel like goes to the wine back, you
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  go for the fucking hailman dog and then once I missed, I pull out
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  that tenth planet jiu jitsu HOI dude, The fucking punch is literally not even
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  from like it's from the back. But then it's like, you know what
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  I'm saying, You rotate? Yeah, you rotate, bro like you like
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  you fucking charge that ship up and then you connect bro, like Liver had
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  a liver. I had a liver. Alright, you sound like, well,
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  you sound like what I would imagine now Garfield, Uh talk like the
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  way he ate. Also running the boards is the one and only ray shout
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  out to rape running the boards. I know. Busy days like this are
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  his favorites. Yeah, and joining us back to Phy. Listen, this
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  is like a hitular episode almost because this is ladies and gentlemen. I call
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  him the Alex Jones of barbecue. Let's give it up for Bart's barbecue,
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  everybody. I appreciate it. Oh man, who the thoughts on six dollars
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  burgers made you controversial? Bro? I mean, that's all I have to
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  say. I mean, it's the craziest ship. Ever, How long to
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  your own? Tucker Colson talking about the barbecue wars and fucking Huntington Beach and
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  Long Beach. This this one was like Darth guards, all right, So
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  let me tell you. Let me tell you something that this one told me.
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  Right, He's like, He's like, I got the truck I got,
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  and I'm gonna have locos on and and I bound another smoker. And
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  I'm like, what how much more barbecue are you gonna make? You know?
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  Like this thing fits like hello Barbie. He was like, no,
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  I want to. I don't want to leave no room for other vendors.
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  So he wants to fucking he wants to take over the whole block. Well
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  was trying to go after McDonald's. No, I'm just gonna build four of
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  those things. The same size as the same size for for the same size.
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  Because because, because because the thing is once you have that much ability
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  to cook, all types of events open up for you. So most people,
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  most people, most people can't figure how to make the money to buy
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  the smokers. But I already, I already have the whole method. You
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  have a bunch of your friends that want advertise on your on your on your
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  big ass smoker. You charge them five hundred bucks a pop. You sell
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  a hundred briskets at one hundred and seventy dollars. Everyone puts their name on
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  the side of the smoker. Someone's part of this whole thing. They get
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  their their brisket, they normally paid the normal price, they got they got
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  a cool hat by Tommy. Last time, the names on the side of
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  the smoker, all my buddies that you know advertise equal to like almost eleven
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  thousand dollars. So I got the smoker for free. All I had to
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  do was cook briskets for sixty four hours straight with no sleep, and I
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  got a twenty two thousand dollars smoker off it. How much myth was that?
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  No meth? Just straight up state I just straight up state up a
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  bunch of U liss hes nose. I mean, hell, hey, no,
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  all right now I send him home. Seriously, though, when when
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  I went there to pick up my try tips, and I was the only
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  one that had tried to write get your own one? Yeah, fuck yeah,
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  so what I'm talking about? So so I went over there, bro
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  be real son over here, I got I got what is it? I
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  got some try tips and like, bro, like this was just like like
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  beat, but like satisfied, like just beat though, Like He's like,
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  yeah, I've been here. Where did you sleep we were, dude,
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  I look, I'm telling you inside the smoker. No, I didn't.
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  I didn't sleep at all. The only time it did is I left for
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  one, like two hours. There's this guy Nathan from San Diego that drove
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  up there actually two different nights to hang out with me. I had this
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  whole party going on. It was like everyone like, hey, you want
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  to come down. Learned how to make some barbecue? Come on down.
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  I'm on the side of the road. I'm trying to cook forty four briskets
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  because it rained the first day and so like to make all this stuff happen,
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  we had to do all these briskets in two days, and so I
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  stayed for sixty four hours straight. I slept for like an hour. At
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  one point, I had a nap, and then Nathan dude, I knew
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  he had there in control. He could throw a log in the fucking smoker.
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  But we had the We had the cops called on us on side of
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  the road because because because they were they thought we were throwing a party.
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  Someone across the way called the cops on us. I laughed at that point.
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  That's when I was going to sleep. But apparently the cops came by,
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  and there's all these dudes with like all these Monkish cans like fucking everywhere,
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  like it looked like a frat party. We were having a party onside
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  road. Cops didn't give a shit about all this, all this all this
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  stuff, and we were there for sixty four hours straight to cook all these
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  briskets. I had to cook to like support the you know how I got
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  the smoker, you know. So it was like one hundred and fifty briskets
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  I had to cook in like basically two days, and I stayed up for
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  sixty four hours straight to do it. But that's all I did. Everything
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  else is paid for us. Okay, I have this whole smoker after So
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  I'm gonna do that like three more times. We're not gonna I'm gonna do
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  it better than I did the first time. I'm not gonna do it in
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  sixteen four hours straight with no sleep. I'll have people help me out.
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  But we're gonna get for these smokers so I can cook all the barbecue I
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  want on the side of the road. Literally make a mockery of La County
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  and be on the side of the road there with four big ass smokers,
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  a refrigerator trush with no love, no love, but but tons of great
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  barbecue at the best price possible, and like like no, I mean,
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  we're we're gett're we're getting I'm seriously, the next smoker, We're changing it
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  so I can put all the food warmers on the next one. Have you.
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  One's gonna have a sink on it, one's gonna have a generator.
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  So we roll out and I get the refrigerator truck. We can go,
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  hey, we can go to Inland Empire whatever, and we and we can
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  know. I'm seriously, I'm gonna get all this stuff in the next six
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  months. By the sponsorship method. Okay, okay, sponsor my stick and
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  can I back them up? Okay? No, no, RD, I'm
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  like, there have you really looked into the like, let's just say because
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  like there's eight people in jail that they're not No. I know, I
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  know, and I'm just saying, but they you know, they were they
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  were going on, you know, they were doing a good cause and they
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  thought they was like, hey, man, as long as we're doing a
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  good cause, we can't get in trouble. I'm just saying, let's think
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  about but like ken, they like, I'm you know, looking out for
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  you. Can there not? Is there no legal repercussion to any of this?
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  No. The best thing is if the health department ever come to shut
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  me down, I would welcome them because that makes me more famous than not
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  even selling. It doesn't matter. But I can cook all I wanted to
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  side of the road because I'm not selling ship. So it's dude, it's
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  like it's like the perfect crime. But most of these fools don't have there's
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  no there's no talk. Most don't know how to like do this whole thing
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  the way we did it because it's right by my house, so like we
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  need support my house is right down the street. Like I mean, if
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  someone has to like I don't know, someone got heard or some shit happened.
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  I mean I could drive down my house real quickly get some shit and
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  fix it or like anything goes there. My house is like two seconds in
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  a car from especially at night. So like we're basically like just stating there.
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  We're basically just sitting there on the side of the road, Like I
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  mean, we were like homeless dudes. I guess, I don't know,
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  but actually had a you know, a house. But we were stating there
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  for sixty four hours. Some of the dudes sat there for like forty of
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  those hours with me, Like it was crazy. It was like this whole
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  kumbai ya thing I've ever seen in barbecue world. So as long as it
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  was, it was really weird, like you have a bonding moon but you
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  have a body bone. Was really where we had all these dudes there.
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  They were just randomly showing up at different times. And no, I mean
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  that wasn't paying them. There were some got a brisket, some guys a
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  burger or whatever. Some just hung out. But it was so weird that
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  like I know, and now there's more guys hit me up for the Knicks
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  barbecue, saying like, hey, man, would you be over there?
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  I wanted to hang out in So you're not selling anything there. I am
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  eventually, but I see the cooking process. I'm selling nothing, okay,
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  So I'm only selling for a short You can't get in trouble for cooking.
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  Who's gonna what for? Wow, That's what I'm saying. So like the
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  city can't come like if you get if you get well well, like the
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  city the city of Los Angeles may could come down there and say I can't
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  park my case smoking. Technically you can technically go to if the park has
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  a grill, you can grow there. You can't bring your own gates golf
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  course, he's grilling. Really kind of My thing is I'm on La County,
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  unincorporated part of the city. So they don't do ship over in those
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  areas. That's what white people do. They do the research. White people
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  do the research. Mexicans don't do the research. They see an empty street
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  lin They're like, that's mine. Parks is like, you gotta do your
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  research. What county are you in or the laws in the county. It's
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  because it's white people. Ship dog do your fucking Mexicans. Come on,
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  I know your kids read English. Let the let to ask the kid to
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  do the research. And then y'all don't get fucking But you're right, that's
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  why it's because you know exactly where to do it. Well, I didn't
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  know that initially that's the case, but we figured it out after a while.
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  We're like, how they do not get busted. But we looked on
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  the or that with a real estate license and just or anywhere you can just
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  see it where La County goes to the middle and so no one messages you
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  over there. And then and the La selling sheriffs, they didn't even mess
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  around. My guys with like twenty empty beer cans in front of them,
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  which you know, it's like we got noise disturbance. And they see them
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  with a little like pod little pod speaker and are like, I don't know
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  what the music that looks fine, and they just drove off and then knows
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  what kind of cop was it? Was it white? Though I don't know.
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  I wasn't there, but Bart knows Bart and knows see the shriff department.
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  They just look back in the day. Look, I got caught.
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  I got busted by Londo a few times. Huh, what guys, what
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  I just like, I just man, dude, you you seem to you
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  seem to do your you seem to have done your research on this barts and
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  I mean, honestly, man, it seems like a bulletproof plan. Dude.
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  Like, and I mean, I'm I'm down. There's a part like
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  you know, up down to keep eating and keep supporting and doing all that.
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  But like the thing is, you don't think they're like, I have
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  so many alternate spots I could do it at now, it's crazy. I
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  think you're sleeping on it. I mean, I have all these other guys
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  that hit me up, like, have lots that I could like do my
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  pop up at and you know, if it doesn't work out and where I'm
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  at, I get busted. And then I was go somebody, if this
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  goes down, I'm not already asking for ten percent. But I think you're
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  sleeping on it. If these guys are there watching you grill, you know
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  they're watching you, they're learning your craft, why don't you do some barbecue
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  lessons up there? He has no it's for free, I know, but
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  like you know, because I used to do that as a business. But
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  I just do it for free because I'm just happy people are down there to
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  help me out, Like I mean, because like a lot of the stuff,
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  it's like I could do it all by myself, but I'd be like
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  a wreck, like I mean, That's how it lasted sixty four hours was
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  because I had other people help me out. If I would have done all
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  the wrapping of all the brisk kits, all that shit by myself, I
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  could have probably done it, but I would have probably fallen apart between sixty.
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  You know, I was willing to work for free for him. I
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  was willing to work for him. He would just talk about these big events
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  and he ain't fucking lying. He did did Zomniac and I'm a rave little
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  whore. And when I saw that he was performing, he was I don't
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  care. He was fucking catering for in Zombniac. I was like, bro.
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  So that means Pascual was there. Yeah, people were rolling, all
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  the little fine little thoughts were there. His dude. I would have worked
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  for free like an illegal, but I wouldn't fucking I wouldn't ask for no
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  fucking no pay. How was the event because it is, I'll tell you.
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  It's crazy. The way I got that event was is off. I
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  got I was I did the Academy LA some other event, and their employees
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  like my food so much. They're like, oh, we're gonna get you
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  back here again. Like great. I never heard back from them. Then
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  all of a sudden, like I had that new smoker build I was getting
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  delivered on Monday, they hit me up. They want me to caver six
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  hundred people because they're like, oh, our employees want to be as surprised
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  you make these sliders. So we made all these barbecue sliders for six like
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  eighteen hundred sliders. We had a and I just happened to get the smoke
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  at the right time because otherwise I've never been able to do that. And
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  I was like, this is great, and I got and and you know,
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  and I have a great price. And they agreed to it and it
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  worked out perfect, And then they got the money they bought you pin it.
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  They probably couldn't pay a litle bit more. I'm not gonna lie.
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  They're huge. They like what I thought. I gave them affordable price.
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  There we go, and affordable everywhere right, affordable ever got paid and everyone
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  got paid great and had a great time. I got paid well, and
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  you know, it was definitely less than probably the other guys were charging them,
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  for sure, because we ran our whole operation with five dudes. And
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  and there was another guy, another another food vendor there that needed twenty five
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  people to do whatever. Holy ship, yeah, I mean yeah, so
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  what were they serving? Well, we were not going to told that.
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  I'm not I'm not putting people down on on on on watering job. That's
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  fair, that's fair. But there was another person there, twenty five and
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  they had a lot of people there, a lot of people staring each other,
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  try I figure out what they're gonna do. But and we were just
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  still chilling, you know, I mean, I mean, we're still working
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  hard. But like party looked. I mean, I mean I was so
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  tired. I sat on the side of the sideline the whole time because I
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  was destroyed at that point after I cooked all that food for that event.
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  So in that man, no meth I had. And he's also putting everybody
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  on the root schedule today, knew me. Yeah, I mean it's it's
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  you know, we'll just see what happens. I mean. The thing is
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  like once you get much of big smokers and people know you a lot of
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  barbecue. I mean there's events that open up to you, you know,
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  so we'll see how it goes. I mean talking to do you have any
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  spots? I know he's got how many get you get for New Year's You
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  get any? Try tips? And I still got a fourth of one left.
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  Been savoring that ship's great. I was gonna bring some down, but't
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  didn't work out today. It's all good. It was, it was,
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  it was. It was a long day. What happened he got into some
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  barbecue fight. No, I just, I just I had I had to
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  do a lot of stuff. I had to, like, you know,
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  when the homies bought bought a breasket, he wanted for its pizza pop up,
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  so I had to like drive it down give it to him this morning,
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  so you do his pizza pop up, you know. And then you
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  know, I was driving around doing stuff. You know, as long as
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  your day gets swept away with that, you know. And then I had,
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  you know, sell my smoker. Yeah, the guy picked up my
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  smoker, got my five thousand dollars off my off my old smoker. So
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  that was a cool cool So Dustin give us an update on what what has
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  happened in the Barbecue Wars? Oh man? Since you came on here last
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  I mean last time. Okay, Look, so the whole thing is basically
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  the Barbecue Wars has gone to the point. That's how the smoker I mean,
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  I mean, that's the whole thing. Like how do you how does
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  that? Can you explain? How? You go? Like, yo,
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  I'm getting a smoker because I annihilate these boles like atomic bomb, these bulls
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  like we came as America Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer. These fuckers look after that bomb.
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  It's like it's like this once everyone that follows me and comes my pop
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  up, we're all into whatever this nonsense I was saying about on the internet,
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  you know, I mean, I I grieve what I was saying.
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  It's not nonsense, but I mean it wasn't like anything. I thought people
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  were gonna unfollow me and like say fuck this guy. I mean, hell,
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  there's fucking Reddit threads about all the people that hate me. Type in
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  Bart's barbecue on Reddit and there's threads. Dude, let me get in on
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  it. Seriously, there is when you're I'm not joking, there there is
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  there is. I mean, I'm on Reddit, and there's people see it's
• 19:38
  he there is. I'll tell you what is the dark Web? You want
• 19:45
  to know why you're No, no, not the dark Web, but like
• 19:49
  it's the it's the gray Wab, it's the cringe. It's the cringe.
• 19:52
  It's where the conspiracy starts. You want to know why you're there? Could
• 19:56
  you fucking expose Adam Perry Lang or whatever? And now you're in the You're
• 20:02
  you're like little Sam Tripley, like when you called you Alex Jones, you
• 20:06
  put yourself there, dude, you put yourself in the in the Jeffrey Epstein
• 20:10
  little catalog list. And now you're like, that's not the way you want
• 20:15
  to say it, bro, Like he you me got himself under the fucking
• 20:18
  radar. But yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like when you said he
• 20:22
  got on the Epstein list, that's not like, oh, he's done,
• 20:25
  like the FBI radar. Now like the c i A radar. They're like,
• 20:27
  he's they think he knows this guy island. Keep an eye on him.
• 20:33
  He might kill himself. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you might.
• 20:37
  Yeah if Barts kills himself, he really did it. There's no way he
• 20:41
  old. There's no just really sad with all your success. Man, Wow,
• 20:47
  this is not so bad. What do you expect from this? Talk
• 20:53
  about barbecue and brown No. No, So because of that that stupid hungry
• 20:59
  rider deleting my sponge. No, I named the smoker after him, who's
• 21:03
  your daddy? So he says, who's your daddy? Because that's why I
• 21:07
  said him three times when he canceled me, so like, so I named
• 21:11
  the whole smoker after him. Look, the good part is the second smoker
• 21:15
  might be might be sponsored by wax bars. They're gonna call it wax Daddy.
• 21:21
  So it's like, who's your daddy, whax Daddy, And we're going
• 21:23
  to find out who the hangy writer's daddy finally is. If that happens,
• 21:26
  you know, like that that guy is a tool. Because of him,
• 21:30
  I got pissed off and I wrote I did all this nonsense and I didn't
• 21:36
  given ship what happened. I was just fucking pissed off, and all of
• 21:40
  a sudden, all my all my followers were into this. I was you
• 21:42
  were in a group message. We were like, do we need to check
• 21:45
  in on him? Is he has he been drinking? We were like,
• 21:49
  should he come back on the cast, like we should play for Barts,
• 21:53
  you know. But but the thing is, all my followers are totally loving
• 22:00
  all this stuff and and they're supporting me in like the craziest ways ever.
• 22:04
  Like they're like like they're like, yeah, let's get bigger smokers. Fuck
• 22:07
  with these high I mean, they even they don't like what I post online.
• 22:11
  They like the I'm trying to charge the right price for stuff and in
• 22:15
  the process, you know, I'm exposing a lot of different things like dude,
• 22:18
  like that Grub with Greg Dude three thousand dollars for review, Axiom Kitchen
• 22:23
  trying to charge them three thousand dollars for review, Like fuck that guy,
• 22:27
  Like that is Shit's crazy. Like you know, you're like some guy on
• 22:30
  the radio and you promote your food business on the radio that you're even paid
• 22:36
  for, and then you're trying to charge people three thousand dollars if people pay
• 22:40
  for it. But if people pay for it, can you kind of hate
• 22:41
  the hustle? Like Gordon Ramsey not not you know, if you're doing to
• 22:45
  like uh, you know, some nation or like some big restaurant chain and
• 22:51
  but you're not. He's he's not advertising, he's doing an ad. That's
• 22:53
  the whole thing. It's like it's like illegal, you know, like fucking
• 22:57
  it's illegal to not be telling pe boll that you're people are paying you for
• 23:02
  this ad. But all these foodies do it right, Like all these foodies
• 23:04
  they like you're not not you guys, but like all these all gotta start
• 23:08
  charging. I'm telling you, like it's crazy, like like you guys do
• 23:12
  this whole production, spend this money on this up and make this great show
• 23:17
  like on the High and Hungry. It's like fucking amazing. And and you're
• 23:19
  not charging, these guys get overlooked and and and then and then there's these
• 23:22
  other guys out there just be they're seeing their car and that's their office,
• 23:26
  and they're charging these guys five hundred dollars, three hundred dollars just because they
• 23:30
  have some followers. But that's I don't get that. That pisces me off
• 23:33
  too, man. I sort of god, bro, And every time I
• 23:34
  see those fucking reviews, bro, I'm like, send you a care baggage,
• 23:38
  you fucking car baggage. Bro. Fucking gets so mash. We're on
• 23:42
  YouTube, will YouTube. We love you, We love YouTube. Oh hell
• 23:48
  sticks. Every time you have to drop that. I have to tell you
• 23:51
  too, I love them when I really, I'm sorry. It's just it's
• 23:57
  just so crazy that you you want to charge it. You want to charge
• 24:00
  these guys like the money three grand, you know, twenty five hundred and
• 24:03
  three grand for like a review and and and they dude, if they had
• 24:07
  three grand, you know which money? You know what they could do with
• 24:10
  three grand If you're like some small business as a pop up, like,
• 24:14
  you don't three grand to like pay to some foodie guy. You know,
• 24:18
  back in the day, they used to do it for food. You know,
• 24:19
  you give him some food and they come out and they liked it.
• 24:22
  I mean, that's what I wasn't twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen. There was
• 24:26
  some guys got paid, but you're talking about a few hundred bucks, you
• 24:30
  know, not like thousands of dollars. You know. I feel like,
• 24:33
  like, hey, Yola food corruption. Yeah, it was as I say,
• 24:37
  I feel like with this stuff, you got to be able to like
• 24:38
  have a slider for like a scale for like who you're working with. You
• 24:41
  know, there's people you can cash out fat with. But then also like
• 24:45
  I don't know, man, I think you you you got to also stay
• 24:48
  grounded and just yeah, work with people. I'm just saying, like,
• 24:52
  like the most of the thing is it's like if the foody guy says the
• 24:55
  food's good, right, and he's going to say it's good when you're paying
• 24:59
  the guy say, is that's why it's It's like it's stupid because there's people
• 25:07
  to watch these guys. And like when I say that, they they're they're
• 25:10
  reviewing it and they're getting paid. It's like it's like normally, if you're
• 25:15
  like a food reviewer, you work for a TV station, we'll say they
• 25:18
  sell advertisement on the TV station to pay you, not you get paid by
• 25:23
  the guy that you're reviewing the food force. So that's all right. So
• 25:26
  that's that's what I've been trying to say. I guess that's the whole point.
• 25:30
  And and that's and that's the thing is those foodie guys should try to
• 25:33
  sell advertisement on their you'll their little like you like Instagram things and where they
• 25:38
  wear someone's shirt and that guy pays that. That's the way we were I
• 25:42
  know what I'm saying, But that's the way they should be working. Instead
• 25:45
  they're like charging you and and then they're trying to charge you to video this
• 25:48
  ship. It's like, dude, like go hang out with Pedro or a
• 25:53
  fucking hobby or any of these guys or fucking ray the all film dude,
• 25:57
  Like they filmed so much better than the dumb mask guys or their iPhones.
• 26:02
  Like like it's like ridiculous, dude, Like I mean, like, screw
• 26:04
  that stuff. I mean, like, I mean, the amountain paying these
• 26:07
  guys the film stuff, it's gonna be way better than what these guys are
• 26:10
  doing. It's like, oh, I'm paying you to film it and review.
• 26:12
  It's like, screw this guy. You guys. You guys are fucking
• 26:15
  punks. You don't even know how to film stuff. I mean, if
• 26:18
  you don't have a if you don't have a little bag that has like ten
• 26:19
  thousand dollars in camera equipment, like almost everyone I know rolls out with.
• 26:25
  It's like, you don't want to mess with that guy who wants to get
• 26:26
  an iPhone stand. It's like, but what should look so that should look
• 26:30
  so fucking corny, bro? But what about But okay, but wait,
• 26:41
  wait, it's like it's rare that fucking rages. There's no way to wait
• 26:45
  on. Fuck those fools with the phone stands all right, But but we're
• 26:48
  talking shit on the foodies, right, We're talking shit on the foody guys,
• 26:51
  right for some of them. Okay, what about if the foody is
• 26:52
  worth a three grand like Kenneth Lee. Y'all know who Kenneth Lee is.
• 26:56
  But and then may he doesn't charge. I know he doesn't charge. He
• 27:00
  doesn't charge. The thing is some some some fo some footbaggers will change your
• 27:06
  restaurant from one day to another. At least Kenneth Lee will. I've seen
• 27:08
  some ship where you're like, holy grab the thing is this? You?
• 27:15
  You? You? You? That guy is saying it that because he's not
• 27:21
  getting paid. No, he's he claims not to get paid. He doesn't.
• 27:22
  He even he sends people. He sends people in the gamest food so
• 27:26
  that they don't charge. The black guy, Kennethy on Tipto, the mm
• 27:30
  a fatter, that's he's huge. He's like the biggest food guy right now.
• 27:33
  He changes stuff, but he tells it if it's good or not,
• 27:36
  he'll tell you. And he's so nice, he's so nice. But other
• 27:40
  the other food guys, they're just getting paid. Okay, so it's like
• 27:44
  this you couldn't make in Hollywood, you couldn't make in some other part of
• 27:48
  the film business. Let's just go through an Instagram page up and put my
• 27:52
  fucking ugly fat face up there and see if people like to see that and
• 27:56
  follow me and then eventually get a point where people want to pay me because
• 28:00
  I got enough followers and I think these people actually do something. Look,
• 28:03
  dude, followers are bullshit. My followers are real, but they do stuff
• 28:07
  like I mean, like I put up I say, hey, you want
• 28:10
  to freak turkey, go go do something there, and like do some funck
• 28:14
  shit to somebody, and then and then we do it, but but it's
• 28:22
  nothing. It's nothing out of Hey, look they any anyone can do it
• 28:26
  to me, and I welcome it. But I'm but no one, no
• 28:30
  one does they just like you know, and and it's all warranted. Like
• 28:33
  there's like when I do my podcast, everyone's gonna understand why I've done so
• 28:37
  much stuff in the past. It's like there's so much ship that people did
• 28:41
  to me that I don't talk about. But now it's like I kind of
• 28:44
  mess around with some people, but it's really it's really not even close to
• 28:48
  how much I really should mess around with some people. That's the thing.
• 28:52
  He's over there like he knows, like he knows all the stories. But
• 28:55
  anyways, that's it. You know, what do you guys feel about?
• 29:00
  I know you guys see him, maybe not, but on Instagram the fat
• 29:03
  chubby Asian guy that eats food in his car and he have the lips.
• 29:06
  Oh yeah, we we we attacked him. Yeah if you want to,
• 29:08
  will you? I think he did, like we have, Like I had
• 29:15
  a contest on that what's his name? You guys know his name because something
• 29:19
  something, he's fat ass that's his name. Yeah he uh yeah. It's
• 29:27
  funny because like some people shut my guys down when they they like they'll turn
• 29:32
  off their comments when they get attacked. And I don't even have to say
• 29:36
  anymore. Now I just post some video of some dumb ship and I just
• 29:40
  get hit up by like one hundred odd people that all put a comment on
• 29:44
  that post because they they're like, yeah, fuck that. How many people
• 29:48
  left the voicemail when you ask them to leave a voicemail that one time?
• 29:51
  Because I left the voicemail or a phone call? Would you ask us to
• 29:52
  do? And oh back when I had I mean there was over five hundred
• 29:59
  entries between the Mooscraft Barbecue hit up their uh hit of their I G you
• 30:07
  know and say say, who's the hanging writer's daddy? I mean that it
• 30:11
  was not. It was a joke. Like the thing was this, No,
• 30:17
  it was not. They could totally do it to me, but they
• 30:19
  won't do it. It's like I'm playing a game by myself, and I
• 30:22
  always win when playing by myself because there's no one challenging me. Like a
• 30:27
  little kid with that Xbox. I'm the best, no one else. I
• 30:33
  mean, look, they can. The thing is they want they don't want
• 30:37
  to bring attention to me. That's the whole thing, because I'm trying to
• 30:40
  sell food cheaper than other people. So like you know, they just like
• 30:42
  leave me alone. But no, like when I posted their phone number and
• 30:47
  they can listen to ship, I didn't have that dude's phone number, Andrew's
• 30:51
  phone number. He called my he texted me, called me a fucking bitch.
• 30:55
  I said, who is this? He goes, You're a fucking bitch.
• 30:56
  I said, who the fuck is this? I'm working right now.
• 31:00
  Who is this? And and then he said you're a bitch. I said,
• 31:03
  okay, you're gonna pay right now that's my I did the zone.
• 31:08
  I knew how how hurtful that hurt me on smoke fast to get my phone
• 31:14
  number out, So I posted that little I posted, I post that ship
• 31:19
  up there, and I said, you can get a free turkey. Just
• 31:22
  text him. I'm the brisket king because how I mean, how uncalled?
• 31:26
  I mean, that's nothing. Nothing, I mean, it's nothing to be
• 31:30
  fair. To be fair though, when I give your number and tell him,
• 31:32
  hey, they were just probably calling you to be like no. But
• 31:34
  it was a busy day for him that he had. They called, you
• 31:37
  know, no idea, They sent me dick pics, they sent me all
• 31:41
  types of ship you have, bro. I was ready to kill you that
• 31:48
  day. I was like, what is going on my fucking phone? And
• 31:51
  then my phone I had it. It couldn't even work because there's so many
• 31:55
  calls and so many text messages at a period of time. I literally just
• 31:59
  turned off. I'm like, I don't of a ship, I don't know
• 32:00
  who's who. I need contact right now, but my phone is you said,
• 32:04
  to top it off, he's like, you want to face painting?
• 32:09
  You know? Hey, look so anyways, so so Andrew, you shouldn't
• 32:15
  have text me your number. I didn't have it prior. Uh you know,
• 32:19
  I'm sure your wife probably was smashing in the face because I started getting
• 32:22
  your phone number out. But that's why, because you you you texted me,
• 32:27
  I didn't know your phone number. I just I just assumed it was
• 32:29
  you. After five times that you said you're a bitch. You called me
• 32:31
  a bit, you know, so screw that. I mean, whoever it
• 32:34
  is deserved to get blown up. So that's what they got. That's why
• 32:37
  all these things went down afterwards. No, it never hit. No one
• 32:39
  hit me back up. I'm blocked. I blocked. I blocked on almost
• 32:45
  every barbecue guys page there's that's out there. I mean, yeah, he's
• 32:53
  a homies. He's like not Heritage Roughhouse barbecue. He's a in Tura,
• 33:00
  he has he cooks all his own food. Oh in l A. We
• 33:07
  got Oso's, we got myself and I know other people not not in the
• 33:15
  barbecue business. But no, that's it. I didn't mean to push that
• 33:20
  one. I just go, yeah, I mean that comes naturally. I
• 33:22
  don't know, I think that's it. His body wanted to say it.
• 33:31
  Oh yeah, oh yeah, we got ktching corner too. Yeah, he's
• 33:35
  chill. Yeah, but I mean that, I mean, that's it.
• 33:37
  There's not too many. That's what I'm trying to say. There's a huh.
• 33:44
  Well, I mean I don't hang out with them. I never did
• 33:46
  that. I mean I mean that that. I mean it wasn't it wasn't
• 33:50
  like a negative thing. I have a question. I don't hang out.
• 33:52
  I hang out. I don't hang out with too many food people anymore at
• 33:58
  all, because I just don't. Are you like I don't agree with that.
• 34:00
  You like the girl with no girlfriends. I only get along with guys.
• 34:04
  I have plenty of friends. He's like the hot with no girlfriends,
• 34:07
  like I want to hang out dramatic. I can only be the barbecue guy
• 34:12
  here only I'm the only meet King March is the butter being a fucking barbecue
• 34:22
  dude, the butter being a barbieue. You know that kind of time,
• 34:25
  you know, But I got I got a question, like for so,
• 34:29
  you say that you didn't sleep for sixty six hours, right, which I
• 34:32
  believe, sixty four sixty four sixty four hours, which I believe, But
• 34:37
  don't you just let that ship sit there? And I know and I want
• 34:40
  you to tell me no because I'm assuming you don't no about you gotta put
• 34:45
  wood on the thing like at least every thirty or forty five minutes, like
• 34:49
  real, like like a long or two. But I mean you you got
• 34:52
  also, we'll see. Here's the thing. I had to cook all these
• 34:59
  briskets in a very short period of time, way shorter than I thought I
• 35:02
  was going to cook him in because it rained. It rained the first day.
• 35:07
  It rained the first day. Cosco loves me. It rained the first
• 35:10
  day I was supposed to cook. So because it rained, I figured out
• 35:15
  this crazy thing that me and Ulysses and the help of like about fifteen random
• 35:19
  people that came out to the to the barbecue extravaganza on the side of the
• 35:23
  road. I literally crammed all the briskets I could on there, cooked them
• 35:28
  all fucking put new briskets on when they get shrink up enough so I get
• 35:31
  another one going. Yeah, sixty four hours straight we cooked, and I
• 35:36
  only slept one and a half hours at my house on the on the first
• 35:40
  night. So I woke up at five am this third day before and then
• 35:45
  went all the way through with one sleep and then oh then I had well,
• 35:49
  I actually it was more than sixty four hours because then I went to
• 35:51
  my parents' house and in Christmas Eve on my parents' house, while I was
• 35:53
  like laying on the on the ground, like sprawled out, like, I
• 35:58
  mean, I made it to the dinner table some food to get my life
• 36:00
  back together. But I was like, yeah, pretty like my parents want
• 36:04
  me to. They wanted to drive me home to my house because they thought
• 36:06
  I was too messed up at that point. But I made a home so
• 36:09
  yeah, that was it. Yeah, I was pretty jacked up and I
• 36:13
  didn't even drink no alcohol. I mean I did have some of the beginning
• 36:15
  when we were hanging out at night time and stuff. But is that barbecue
• 36:19
  competitions I thought about, like like hey, no, no, no,
• 36:23
  the barbecue competition is different than like making barbecue. What do you mean by
• 36:28
  that? Oh, because the barbecue competition it's like KCBS or whatever. So
• 36:31
  when they make there's a whole association. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a
• 36:36
  whole thing. It's not like who makes barbecue competitions, not who makes the
• 36:38
  best barbecue. Barbecue competition is like it's run by these organizations and they have
• 36:46
  a certain way, like the food has to be made so it's all about
• 36:50
  like one bite. So like you would never have like if you sent a
• 36:53
  Texas brisket, like the best, the best slice of tescit Texas brisket,
• 36:58
  entire entire world. You said, you said that ship into as a brisket
• 37:01
  as your brisket for the uh, for the competition, it would it would
• 37:06
  fail. You would never get you never win because the way they do it,
• 37:08
  it's all by in these injections and these flavored profiles. So they have
• 37:14
  this it's what's the it's it's a vegans they all you meet. But like
• 37:20
  I'm just saying, like that the whole that they have, this whole,
• 37:22
  they have this whole thing, you know where like you have to follow these
• 37:25
  rules like like wait, wait it's put on the plate. You get points
• 37:30
  on how it's on the plate. How's fucking stupid? How the on the
• 37:34
  bottom of the plate. Oh it's crazy. Uh what do you well?
• 37:37
  You mentioned Texas barbecue. Who's your favorite barbecue in Texas? Because I think
• 37:40
  you've done some work with my homie Kyle from Rolling Rolling Smoke. I was
• 37:44
  I was gonna say that would be my favorite. I know he's probably my
• 37:46
  favorite, but I've never ate his fish. But we did do a pop
• 37:51
  up together at the Dock, you know here at the show, and that
• 37:54
  was a lot of fun when we came here and did the food together.
• 37:57
  But I definitely want to eat his food. But the one I would say
• 38:00
  in Austin I've ate at for sure that's really good is Interstellar one must be
• 38:07
  is that a newer one? Well, no, Interstellar. They've been there.
• 38:08
  They're on the top, like I think the top five and the on
• 38:12
  the Texas Monthly. I haven't lived there in like, yeah, they they
• 38:15
  were there. I don't know. I think they're probably there for four or
• 38:19
  five years. But oh that's probably why. Okay, but I got I
• 38:22
  got, I hit them all, man, No, I hit him up
• 38:24
  when when I did, like when I got this van back in twenty nineteen.
• 38:29
  I did his barbecue tour before I started, like well before COVID,
• 38:32
  before the Turf Force, you know, and wait before then, and and
• 38:36
  yeah, they're they're they're really good. So I like theirs. But yeah,
• 38:38
  rolling smoke. I'm looking forward to going down there next next next time
• 38:42
  you're in Austin, man, now go visit Kyle Dude. He made this
• 38:44
  thing called the Playboy, and it's just like three different types of meats on
• 38:47
  the Hawaiian sweets rolls like oh dudes, like still like one of my favorite
• 38:52
  sandwiches I've ever had. Nice Yeah yeah. Every everything he looks he makes
• 38:55
  it looks like bomb. Yeah. Man. Yeah, Like the tacos are
• 39:00
  the same way I kind of do. But he's like a whole different level
• 39:01
  because it's like super Christy. He definitely loves the food a hundred percent.
• 39:12
  I'm I'm you know, I'm cold. I want to tell you I love
• 39:15
  the no love, no love, no love, no love. Just making
• 39:19
  enough food makes me love less. Brisket, Yeah, dude, just I
• 39:22
  prefer technique over over love. No sleep, no sleep, and sleep my
• 39:29
  brisket sleep, no love, no sleep, and no love. That's that's
• 39:31
  the thing I want, my brisket sleep deprive. I won't say I won't
• 39:36
  say this. I don't know how all the breaskets turned out, but I
• 39:37
  did try one of them myself, and I will say that it was.
• 39:43
  It was. I was I was. I thought it was. I thought
• 39:45
  it was made a lot of love. I couldn't believe that was like the
• 39:47
  loveless breastket. I mean it was it was. It was so good.
• 39:52
  Like I was like, damn dude, and the guy no love. We
• 39:58
  gotta read this com Oh, I gotta read this comment. God damn it.
• 40:07
  Oh my god, that ship was the funniest shit ever. You gotta
• 40:10
  make the face bit it, Bike said, Bart's looking like the red rage
• 40:15
  emoji. Thanks, I appreciate it. Yeah, it's so funny. H
• 40:25
  my pet my face brighten me on. Dude, Yeah, you have gotten
• 40:30
  way more red than when you started on the show. You know, you
• 40:34
  two beers down and and uh and a bunch of the pro pen vapes.
• 40:38
  You know. So I got a stupid and I got another stupid, dumb
• 40:40
  question like usual. So there's uh, there's a groupies their chocole fuckers.
• 40:45
  Is their barbecue whores? Like? Is there any fat basines that show up
• 40:49
  to all your barbecue on your barts? What's up, barts? I brought
• 40:53
  you some beers barks. He already has enough hams. Got to be something
• 41:00
  little bit falling up barbecue in town. There really isn't I have to say
• 41:05
  about that, not one, but no, there's none. But but I
• 41:08
  will say I will say this, there's a lot of guys that want to
• 41:13
  learn how to make barbecue and want to help you out. And honestly,
• 41:15
  that's what I'm most concerned about inside of the road. And like lately it's
• 41:19
  been great because everyone's like rolling out and like you know, even hang out
• 41:22
  for a few hours to do some stuff. It's like it makes it so
• 41:25
  much easier than you know, me and Ulysses have to wear ourselves out like
• 41:30
  or you know, he you know, it's been working out great. I
• 41:32
  might not more people I'm hiring soon, but right now, it's just like,
• 41:37
  you know, all this stuff is kind of fast. How it all
• 41:38
  happened. You know, I didn't have that smoker like you know, twenty
• 41:43
  six days ago and then I literally like decided to make it and someone place
• 41:46
  in order right now for what you have any more spots open for the brisk
• 41:52
  Gill. We're doing a pop up on Sunday on New ye Z in front
• 41:57
  of the golf course and sixteen four A Prairie Avenue, Londell. He released
• 42:02
  his numbers so they can call and place an order. No place orders,
• 42:07
  you got to roll up and stand on line. But we'll have a ton
• 42:09
  we'll have a lot of food, not not the maximum we're mainly just trying
• 42:14
  to figure out how to cook all the food on the smoker at one time,
• 42:16
  so it's like the first off. That's why I'm like giving one like
• 42:20
  a discounted price. So if if I mean, even though it was already
• 42:22
  discounted, it's not extra discounted. So that way, if if it's not
• 42:28
  perfect, you know you're happy. Fucked anything up yet with this new because
• 42:30
  I mean we have we haven't tried. We just did briskets, and the
• 42:32
  briskets were great, Like I said, like the first one I ate it.
• 42:36
  I was like, damn, dude, Like I can't believe that this
• 42:38
  is a loveless brisket. You know, it looks like it looks like this
• 42:42
  is like like like the guy that had all the love in the world,
• 42:45
  dude, and it was made by bart Sparbacue. But it was great.
• 42:49
  I need another one of your smash Burger's dog. I know I could fuck
• 42:52
  up, honestly, meant if I wasn't bad, if it wasn't bad for
• 42:54
  my health. I think how many of those you think could fuck up?
• 42:58
  I could fuck up with good three I could do at least two. I
• 43:00
  could do at least two. I was doing the double and I remember was
• 43:01
  the challenges, the challenges that always thinks he's a challenging at thirteen thirteen three
• 43:07
  bitch, three is under it, dude. You can suck up four or
• 43:09
  five? Three is a lot. Do thirteen, bro, and you'll win
• 43:14
  the challenge, like the Burger challenge of the thirteen much. I can suck
• 43:19
  up a four by four. I have a burger challenge. You have a
• 43:22
  burger challenge thirteen patty Yeah, yeah, yeah, jim did thirteen petties.
• 43:25
  No, Jimmy did twelve patties and he did eleven patties and then this other
• 43:30
  person to ten and these like individual yeah Scooby Doe. This show, it's
• 43:34
  like one big burger, like you know, okay, like a twelve by
• 43:37
  twelve. Okay that's what he's Yeah, one one bread. I was like,
• 43:42
  I can't eat that much bread dog. No. But it's like,
• 43:44
  no, twelve by twelve. It is like the challenge that was just beat
• 43:46
  Tell you what, man, now is thirteen by thirteen? If you want
• 43:50
  to bring thirteen up here, I'll try it. I don't think I'll do
• 43:52
  about much. Try it. You can't do thirteen, I don't know,
• 43:54
  man, this master, just locate your jaw for that ship. That person.
• 43:58
  I'm not gonna fucking ships like it's like cooked cooked, it's like two
• 44:01
  and a half pounds two and a half pounds a eight. It's like it's
• 44:05
  like two and a half pounds a meet cooked after it's cooked. That's a
• 44:07
  big ship. That ship you every word, that's a South Park ship.
• 44:10
  Oh your assholes gonna rip to your sack. Yeah, I'm gonna have to
• 44:15
  eat some vegetables before, I like something some fiber in it before you eat
• 44:17
  that dude, Ulysses can't be dude, take a shot. Oh I'm down
• 44:29
  for a shot though. So there's no barbecue horse for you. Yeah,
• 44:31
  I thought there'd be at least one or two fat bitches in the mix.
• 44:36
  There's always horse everywhere. Yeah, you've been modest. I think I don't
• 44:38
  think you've been looking from there's a there's gotta be a couple of bitches in
• 44:40
  the d MS, A couple of bitches over two thirty that can fuck up
• 44:47
  twelve burgers like it ain't nothing. How much you think Lize can eat like
• 44:53
  for all, like for how many how many how many barbecue smash birds.
• 44:58
  Can Lizle eat like for real? A she's still lady. I'd say like
• 45:01
  three or four non barts sixteen? How many how many smash burgers from Bart's
• 45:07
  Barbie can a week? Like putting it sixty? She's what you're trying to
• 45:10
  win though, she's lady to be lady, she's trying to win. Probably
• 45:15
  could be like the uh like you the thirteen by thirteen challenges, right,
• 45:20
  I'm sure she would be that one. Oh my god, somebody said two
• 45:23
  and a half pounds of meat would rot in your stomach. That's a vegan
• 45:29
  talking to listen to them. They don't even know what they're texting right now,
• 45:36
  dogall listen to that honestly though, Like when you do eat a lot
• 45:40
  of meat though, like three eat a lot of meat three days or four
• 45:44
  days? Back to bag your your shit starts looking weird. Oh yeah,
• 45:47
  I would never. I never want to eat parts on metal Barts looked after
• 45:52
  the sixty sixth hour got on the screen. Oh my god, Oh my
• 46:07
  god, my god, coble your shirt, Tommy, your shirt right now,
• 46:23
  right now that they got you. Shout out to the homemie. Dog
• 46:29
  you ever said that to Xaber? Oh? Man just keep sending him pictures.
• 46:32
  Yeah, that one's great, Bro. You look like tweet the funk
• 46:40
  out, My god, I said it to racial haven't well you Yeah,
• 46:45
  that's how your parents were worried. We gotta drive this motherfucker home looking up.
• 46:51
  You know, we here trying to get the ring. Bro, shout
• 46:59
  out to the whole ship. There you go. I imagine like Bart's bead
• 47:02
  is shaped like a smoker. He just sleeps in a tanning bed. Look
• 47:07
  at that's after barbecue for six ship. I love my teeth. I lost
• 47:20
  my teeth. God damn fucking did that quick? That is sham Alien Barns,
• 47:30
  Sabin Bart, Bart Bakers shield Barns. That's if the barbecue don't work
• 47:38
  out, Barts. Oh man, that is something. That's when you don't
• 47:43
  see fucking Bart barbecue grilling on skinned roll bars. Somewhere in the skate rollers
• 47:50
  a guy that was like that and he's grilling out there. What's he grilling?
• 47:57
  That's that's when Bart gave up barbecue went to cooking math. Still no
• 48:06
  love like breaking that out there, oh man, no love in the math
• 48:09
  pess right now? Do him as the Radymoji? Oh fucking dad, homie
• 48:14
  got me a gloss you guys. Damn it. That picture was amazing.
• 48:23
  That's my favorite picture. Bro. We got to make that a T shirt.
• 48:25
  I think you're gonna be people show up to your but we don't smoke
• 48:32
  this. Somebody's gonna get it. Somebody's gonna pay to paint on the Oh
• 48:39
  man, yo, Jill kid, you ready to paint this, yo,
• 48:45
  Let's just do a little money, He shout out to the g O can't
• 48:49
  paint out that smoke. I mean the homies, I mean, I mean,
• 48:52
  dude, I mean okay, So I don't even know the story about
• 48:57
  behind him paint that thing, so like it was like a short little time.
• 49:00
  He's like, oh, I need like two weeks. I'm like,
• 49:02
  no, you got like four days. You gave him. No, you
• 49:06
  know, you spend the night to real late, like real late. The
• 49:09
  last day. He was like like, I rolled in there, dude,
• 49:14
  I rolled in that spot. And then I was like, okay, I
• 49:15
  need to talk to him to say, hey man, you got like few
• 49:17
  days to do it, and I want to make sure we got all the
• 49:21
  smart doesn't even take me. I live in South Day and I drove all
• 49:25
  the way out there for two hours, just because I had to make sure
• 49:28
  everything's done right, like all your guys logos were in the right spot and
• 49:30
  everything like that. So we went out there or whatever. We're talking and
• 49:34
  he's like, I'm like, yeah, it needs to be done, like
• 49:36
  by tomorrow, because you know I need I need to do this Insomniacs ship
• 49:38
  on Monday. You know that was the whole thing. And and and so
• 49:42
  I'm like, whatever it takes, like, I'll make sure it's good.
• 49:45
  Dude. I call him next day and he's like, I'm like, hey,
• 49:49
  so when' julee last night. He's like, I'm still here. You're
• 49:52
  still here from yesterday. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here for a while.
• 49:55
  None of himself left, even my smoker builder Bobby, it's his shop.
• 50:00
  He's still there, like like all trying to make the smoker happen,
• 50:04
  the revenge smoker, like like it was so bizarre, Bro, you don't
• 50:07
  think that's happened. You don't think that happened to a topic bomb. People
• 50:10
  were staying up late for this ship. All these people were like no,
• 50:14
  I mean that's why I couldn't sleep when I when I I couldn't quit while
• 50:16
  I was cooking them, you know, because everyone stayed up late to make
• 50:19
  it happen. And then and the next thing, you know, it's like,
• 50:22
  yeah, I've been here like forty eight hours straight, you know,
• 50:24
  paining the smoker, and it was all done. I was like, damn,
• 50:28
  that's crazy, you know, So like, yeah, it was all
• 50:30
  weird how the whole thing happened. And then like you know, it was
• 50:32
  built, you know, so shout out geo kid. It was cool watching.
• 50:36
  It was cool watching to get built and like where you were like listen
• 50:38
  that you're gonna do this. You're like, is this still we can go
• 50:40
  do this? You're here and then you see Gill start painting and you're like,
• 50:43
  oh shit, it's going down. I told you. It's like the
• 50:45
  story where you're like, oh, dude it And then I Textedason, I'm
• 50:49
  like, bro, this was going all out for the Barbecue Wars. Yeah.
• 50:52
  Well, the thing is like everyone came together and sponsored the whole plan
• 50:58
  financially, so it was so easy to make it all happen because I mean,
• 51:02
  once I figured out like Titus could make the smoker, they had the
• 51:07
  tank there, some other guy like like didn't pay his bill or something,
• 51:10
  so he couldn't. They couldn't do his smoker. And he's like, yeah,
• 51:14
  man, I can make that for fourteen days. That's unheard of in
• 51:16
  the barbecue business. To get a smoker building fourteen days. What's the usual,
• 51:20
  Like, I mean, especially for someone a year or something that big.
• 51:24
  Yeah, I mean really for something that you know, any smoker,
• 51:30
  like most of these got they have waiting lists because there's only so many builders
• 51:34
  out there. But but but Bobby that owns tightest smokers. He he he
• 51:40
  loved all the controversy and it just it just happened that he had a little
• 51:47
  space in his schedule and he goes, he goes, I can build down
• 51:51
  fourteen days. I'm like, no way, dude, fourteen days right now.
• 51:53
  He goes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna cut into the tank right now.
• 51:57
  I'm gonta give you the positi it. He goes, I know you're
• 51:59
  good for it. I got. He knew the he knew the whole plan,
• 52:01
  like housing, like trying to get sponsors, all this other stuff.
• 52:06
  And then luckily, like a bunch of people, you know, a crapload
• 52:08
  of people all stepped up the plate and like did the sponsorships and you know,
• 52:14
  they're all in the smoker. You know, there's like fifteen, you
• 52:15
  know, including the Zone, you know, and like a bunch of other
• 52:19
  people. Tommy, I mean there's shipload people like I mean, there's everybody.
• 52:25
  You want to shout everybody, shout out to them. Dude, Come
• 52:28
  on, all the sponsors are. We got Red Line Reserve, High and
• 52:35
  Hungry. We got uh we got we got funky Field tips, we got
• 52:40
  uh wax bars, we got uh gas gas go, we got we got
• 52:46
  we go, we got who oh yeah, yeah, we got no,
• 52:50
  we got zazahs, we got uh fuck, dude, there's what you don't
• 52:57
  magic. Hold on, hold on, we got we got Greenfield Meds,
• 53:01
  we got uh, we got uh China White halfway, we got we got
• 53:15
  Tommy know, we got I think that's Tommy that we don't smoke. Yeah,
• 53:21
  no, no, that was all included. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 53:22
  yeah, we sorry, we got we don't smoke the same we got
• 53:25
  high in Hungry. You know, Like when I was saying the Zone,
• 53:29
  I just I was I was kind of flying that all together. Sorry,
• 53:32
  they don't pay for the sponsorship for you to a bundle them together. What
• 53:36
  we did there. Look, there was a whole lot of like like uh
• 53:42
  uh generosity, whole sponsorship. How it worked? Because because no, because
• 53:46
  once I sold one hundred and fifty briskets, you know, like you know,
• 53:50
  we we all there was some trades, there were some people paid,
• 53:52
  you know, there was there were some people that do their services. Oh
• 53:55
  like like you know SGML laser up. That's another one sponsors. He's gonna
• 54:00
  make the whole the whole like side of the smoker with a grave under all
• 54:04
  one hundred and fifty names. Oh shit, So like yeah, that's what.
• 54:07
  That's the whole thing. There's one hundred and fifty people that botty brisket,
• 54:12
  you know, including all the sponsors. They're all going to get their
• 54:15
  name the grave inside of the smokers. So you made you made Tommy was
• 54:20
  a sponsor. A plus product? Was he made? How many hats he
• 54:22
  made? One hundred and fifty hats? You also gave him math? Can
• 54:24
  we also get a picture of him met how he made the how he made
• 54:29
  the hats? I mean, you know it looks like you're just giving your
• 54:31
  sponsors math. Where was our math? Like I'm down for some method.
• 54:37
  You got everydy meth out dog one hundred fifty hats in like three days.
• 54:39
  I saw him all different styles. I was like, shout to tommyde dude
• 54:44
  that that broke that dude. He he was crazy, like I've never I've
• 54:47
  never been hit it. I've never heard so many times on on messages of
• 54:52
  new ship, like he made like ten different mess out I'm telling you ten
• 54:58
  different styles like and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I just
• 55:01
  needed one hundred and fifty hats. He's like, because the whole thing was
• 55:06
  this, That's what it was is because we did a collaboration and it had
• 55:09
  his logo and my logo. Apparently that's never been done. We're and we
• 55:15
  collaborated with him. That's there's a lot of collod we know where his logo
• 55:22
  is on there with with other persons, Okay, okay, yeah, or
• 55:25
  it was a collaboration where it is his mind because I'm like, hey,
• 55:29
  bro, if you want to put your logo on there and just promote it,
• 55:31
  like you know, put your logo on there. I didn't think I
• 55:34
  think it's a big deal. What if people start paying for stuff and then
• 55:37
  you're like, it's not over your company. You're just asking me to put
• 55:39
  a meme up there, Like what if like they just like the sponsors?
• 55:44
  Yeah, like if I paid for sponsorship, can I just get an ad
• 55:46
  up there? Yeah? Wherever you want. Careful, you gotta be real
• 55:50
  careful. You know you're just here. You just he's looking at you and
• 55:53
  smiling. Anything I have, no have some racist and ship on the side
• 56:00
  of the road. It's candy. That's like I said, careful with anything
• 56:07
  racist. No racist candy. No racist on the smoker. I mean,
• 56:12
  first one are technical. Just because they have a shell does not mean that
• 56:17
  they technically could be like, hey they're black people or something. Bro,
• 56:22
  you're down to go half on this with me, just to funk with Barts.
• 56:25
  Get a rainbow flag on there, totally. Why about. I wanted
• 56:29
  to go to you on that. You're gonna sell barbecue of the Meat King.
• 56:32
  We're gonna give you a lot of promotion and under its I like all
• 56:36
  the meats. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then and then there's
• 56:38
  the gay guys on West Hollywood driven by and they spot pull out real quick
• 56:42
  for Barts, and there you know I was talking about by groupies. He's
• 56:46
  about to get some barbecue groupies real quick. If we put that, I
• 56:50
  don't know, man, my my sponsorship. I kind of wanted to put
• 56:52
  like one of the California Raisins getting high, just kicking, like I think
• 56:57
  that would work, and they just put we don't smoke. To say there,
• 57:00
  I'd be tighty ship California. You can do whatever you want. I
• 57:02
  mean, that's the thing is like truck It's so smart because drive by and
• 57:09
  see it. People driving by like like this whole thing. You watch all
• 57:15
  these other barbecue pop ups or reguar pop ups are going to see what I'm
• 57:19
  doing. And I'm like, damn, dude, this guy's like this guy's
• 57:22
  like just pimping out his like his all his space that's available. Why not?
• 57:27
  I mean like, but like who wants ugly ass like pro painting that's
• 57:31
  not painted or whatever, And like nobody's tried tagging it. Huh, nobody's
• 57:37
  tried town. It's a secure location and uh in in Compton at this uh
• 57:43
  at my buddy's trucking yard where he has fifty trucks and barbed wire and security
• 57:46
  around it. And and that's where all the trucks, all the smokers be
• 57:51
  located at. Because I have a deal with the guy. Have you thought
• 57:54
  about getting like a NASCAR uniform for the second the second Smoker's Nascar themes?
• 58:00
  It's oh my god, because that's why we're getting forty sponsors on it.
• 58:04
  Yeah, like, yeah, dude, I have someone sponsoring the door,
• 58:07
  like the metal door, Like they're gonna get their logo and their names.
• 58:10
  How Parts called it, I like how Barts called it, Like he's like
• 58:14
  part of Hustle and Flowing show over here, pimping, pimping out a barbecue
• 58:17
  grill. Let's go, baby, girl, you're just pimping the ship.
• 58:22
  Well no, it's it's like this. It's like, come on, bitch.
• 58:25
  I mean, I mean, come on, Maine, Maine. You
• 58:29
  just drop my mixtape. Mane. I love that movie Dog You in Charge,
• 58:37
  Go You in Charge? And then that movie's not that great. It
• 58:40
  is good when she says to im like DJ do, like do you know
• 58:44
  what I do in the back of those cars? We gotta review it.
• 58:47
  I love that movie forever, And I was like, bro, no one
• 58:51
  of my parents didn't let me watch this ship. This ship is hood.
• 58:53
  I need to do. What you need to do is roll that weed.
• 58:55
  You're right, I do need to roll this ship. Yeah. Remember he
• 59:07
  gives him that bunk ass to shut the fuck up. He don't want to
• 59:12
  thrown that ship out. I don't remember when he goes over and he was
• 59:16
  like, I didn't watch that? Why But like, I'm like the homie.
• 59:20
  He's like super like trying to I didn't. I didn't watch that movie.
• 59:22
  Never watched it. It's good watching. Oh we gotta review this.
• 59:28
  Yeah, well, it's just this appealing. Is like movies like row Bounds.
• 59:31
  Hell, yeah, it's not roll Bounds. Did you just compare this
• 59:35
  to a t L. It's just it's Oh, this ain't no bow Wow
• 59:37
  little bow Wow ship. This is fucking Ludacris is in it. Yeah,
• 59:43
  you're pimping a bitch from her. He might get some mic from her.
• 59:45
  It's been sucking something from Mike. He says, you sucked that mic.
• 59:49
  I get my mic. DJ Qualls is in it. Yep, bro,
• 59:53
  who's the fat guy? That famous fat guy? Fuck? I forget it's
• 59:57
  been a instince I've seen that movie. Yeah, trust you got on flow.
• 1:00:01
  What's fucked up is I don't know. I'm really bad at acting names.
• 1:00:05
  But the main character. He actually didn't make any royalties off of that
• 1:00:08
  talked about. Well, no, no, they put the artist as his
• 1:00:15
  artist name in the movie, not his actual name. So the fucking movie
• 1:00:19
  studio gets the residuals on that ship. Oh he's getting residuals now, Okay,
• 1:00:28
  hell yeah, because that was trash. I was like, you're telling
• 1:00:30
  me a fictitious character is giving money. Fuck that? Yeah? Fuck that
• 1:00:37
  was yeah, that was They pimped him. Goddamn, why didn't he see
• 1:00:43
  the signs? The whole movie was about this. She's probably just excited to
• 1:00:49
  be in the movie. I mean, there's definitely that. Yeah, he
• 1:00:52
  kicks out, he can well, he kicks out a bit, he kicks
• 1:00:55
  out a bitch as with the kid an he throws the baby out with her
• 1:01:00
  because she's spoilers backing up, you haven't seen this movie. I don't even
• 1:01:07
  watch it. I deserve the fucking spoiler alert. Get it here. That's
• 1:01:09
  like telling me I can't tell you what. Don't go living for me anywhere.
• 1:01:17
  It happened fucking almost twelve years ago, and the towers went down,
• 1:01:22
  and it was an inside job. That's what happened. God damn it,
• 1:01:25
  that's funny. You want to read. Oh shit, we gett even read
• 1:01:30
  the superchanzel. I'll read them off before we make that switch, because it
• 1:01:35
  is that time from what I am seeing participant in timestabs or pop out chests.
• 1:01:44
  All right here it is Let's see, it's not that all right here?
• 1:01:46
  It is so first one J mac c what's five dollars? What's up?
• 1:01:52
  Foods? Shout out? We don't smoke the same. I'm fighting some
• 1:01:55
  rs O and it surprised me I made it this far. But the ride
• 1:02:00
  has been amazing. Damn, I've been there, bro, I know exactly
• 1:02:07
  what the fuck. I know exactly what the fuck that is. I know
• 1:02:12
  I never have done that yet you have done r So you're still on steroids?
• 1:02:17
  Yeah I didn't. I didn't. I shot up right before I got
• 1:02:22
  here, because you ever shot up like steroids? Like Heroin? Like you
• 1:02:28
  when you tie your arm up? Can you? It's like this. I
• 1:02:35
  was supposed to do it tomorrow, but I'm like, you know what,
• 1:02:38
  I might, I might, I might, I might. I might just
• 1:02:40
  do it tonight so that way I can do it. I'll be okay tomorrow.
• 1:02:45
  I'm good, guys. Okay, So, so can you shoot it
• 1:02:50
  up like that like Heroin? No, it's on your ass. You just
• 1:02:52
  put it. It's a it's a little cyrings in your ass. You just
• 1:02:55
  put about workout steroids like uh like okay, So what would happen if I
• 1:03:01
  shot it up here? You don't. You don't put in your your veins.
• 1:03:05
  You put in your your fat part, your butt, like you just
• 1:03:07
  stick it there and just push it in there, because that's where that's where
• 1:03:09
  absorbers in the body. They were probably in Jet's penis. No, no,
• 1:03:15
  you would not want to jeckt your penuts or any other veins in your
• 1:03:19
  body anyway. Made me into a monkey. You look like a crack kid
• 1:03:36
  zone. It looks like a monkey. But where is the crack? All
• 1:03:40
  right? So next one, where the fuck is the crack? Rusty shackle
• 1:03:45
  for nine farts for guida? Damn, that's still going on strong. Let
• 1:03:53
  me see next super chat with another bridge. You should sucking Jose die.
• 1:04:01
  Whole episode reason was like any bridge you mended anybody? And what is it?
• 1:04:12
  Those ideas? Two dollars. I challenge Barts to a sandwich duel?
• 1:04:17
  Are you down put money on it? That's a duel. Let's let's make
• 1:04:24
  the sandwiches competition anytime. I love making sandwiches. You go. It takes
• 1:04:30
  you up on that meantime. Huh, make hamm and cheese. I think
• 1:04:38
  I make pretty good try tip sandwich like like like a try tip dip.
• 1:04:44
  Sorry, I'm sorry, man, but anyways, try tip dip. Make
• 1:04:49
  frea good one of those smoke tried tip, you make a good roast dip.
• 1:04:57
  It's the same ideas try tip. But yeah, try to inspire.
• 1:05:00
  But you know it's it's pretty good that way. I'm gonna go have some
• 1:05:04
  tonight when I go, uh straight, jose A Diaz Wait, no,
• 1:05:11
  sorry, Luis Toromeato shout out from Boston. Thank y'all for a good show.
• 1:05:17
  Appreciate y'all. Thank you so much for tuning in. The next one,
• 1:05:23
  The Controversy, y'all love me. I help. I helped bring you
• 1:05:28
  business. What I guess because his name is the Controversy. All right,
• 1:05:35
  that's that's clever. And uh, let me see the last one. No,
• 1:05:42
  the next one d m V cellas the super the super Chats and Patreon
• 1:05:46
  is a financial trade. I can't do it. Tell your sponsors to watch
• 1:05:59
  our show, man, because damn man, we're just asking for five bucks,
• 1:06:02
  you know what I mean? These fool's over here canceling their memberships and
• 1:06:05
  when under when we check reasons why, these will say financial strain. Bro,
• 1:06:12
  I'm like five bucks, dude, Like, come on, bro,
• 1:06:15
  just don't buy a lunchable one day or something. I don't know, I
• 1:06:18
  mean that that's pretty that's pretty sad. I mean yeah, I'm like I
• 1:06:21
  kind of I mean, I mean you really got to say, like that's
• 1:06:25
  true, like what the States says of the economy, you know, like
• 1:06:30
  you can't can't pay five bucks for like for this. That's that's like I
• 1:06:35
  know, I know. I'm just saying that's like a dollar and twenty five
• 1:06:40
  cents a week, like you cannot save dollars and you get in all right,
• 1:06:45
  like how broke are you? You're like you're like you're like super broke.
• 1:06:49
  You cant for a dollar twenty five a week? Stoude. No,
• 1:06:54
  man, that's almost all. It's almost there. They can hear you said.
• 1:07:03
  He said I was gonna buy my baby formula, but I decided to
• 1:07:06
  support the free good choice. All right, all right? One more super
• 1:07:14
  chat Uh Squishy Rio print a rainbow T shirt saying XG wants all the meats?
• 1:07:23
  How much was Ammy come on five bucks, all right? That was
• 1:07:25
  worth that read. Sometimes they say some disrespectful ship for a dollar and we
• 1:07:30
  don't read those. They didn't call you if I said that. If I
• 1:07:31
  said disrespectful was over five or if somebody would want to, I would hope
• 1:07:34
  it's ten bucks, and I'll read it thank you over ten bucks, and
• 1:07:38
  you can drop that bomb. I'll read it out loud, loud and proud.
• 1:07:42
  I can be bought twenty bucks and we got a twenty bucks, twenty
• 1:07:45
  bucks and we got a blackout. That'll say it dan work, because yeah,
• 1:07:51
  dude, can I get my phone please? You can't just volunteer in
• 1:07:55
  for ten bucks? What if you want, he's gonna get half that money
• 1:07:59
  right off the bat free, you're gonna get ten bucks, My guy,
• 1:08:03
  what a fucking cell? I just need you to do this one one word
• 1:08:15
  for one word? You know, how like you know how well paid you
• 1:08:17
  are? What ten bucks for one word? You know how well paid you
• 1:08:20
  are? Ten? Okay, but that's only once. It's not like you
• 1:08:24
  get just paid ten bucks for every word. Not much depends how much they
• 1:08:28
  want to do it, so that's up to them. How much he gets
• 1:08:30
  paid just two hours do you want this got to pay his rent or not
• 1:08:36
  drop the money. Jesus Christ, great business model. What the fuck you
• 1:08:47
  do? Dog man? You know I can delete that. People speak shouting
• 1:08:53
  before I thought you were shouting before I thought you went on my Twitter full
• 1:09:00
  on my Instagram last time. I told him, I don't know why.
• 1:09:01
  I was like, look at this hot chick and this was said, No,
• 1:09:04
  it was it was it was a trans chick that we was like,
• 1:09:09
  Yo, you would never believe right, we had her on the show.
• 1:09:11
  It's not like he was checking her out. And then I was like,
• 1:09:13
  really, let me see, right because and then I was like and I
• 1:09:15
  was like looking and I looked back so far into like like the other thing.
• 1:09:19
  And then I fucking like like three pictures and no, you did more
• 1:09:26
  than that. You said you're so high, and I didn't notice till someone
• 1:09:30
  else liked it. So someone saw my pulse and I was like, god,
• 1:09:33
  damn it, I had to go and delete it. Own your comments.
• 1:09:39
  Dog No, dude, there's not my comments. You want to look
• 1:09:42
  at the girl rock what she looked like? Whatever, You're gonna be like,
• 1:09:46
  what the fuck? Even like yo, hey man, I mean the
• 1:09:49
  procedures are getting really impressive. You know, it's come a long way.
• 1:09:53
  Good for them. Yeah, you get catfished? Hey, Rock, I
• 1:10:00
  mean, how would you feel I'm sorry, Barts, how would you feel
• 1:10:03
  you get catfish like that? Before you think you're talking to a chicken there?
• 1:10:09
  Bam. She's like, Yo, what up? I don't, I
• 1:10:13
  don't, I don't. I don't want to answer that question. It's that's
• 1:10:16
  a complicated question because it's one thing you can try to be like mentally open
• 1:10:20
  about things, but at the same time, I'm not mentally open, but
• 1:10:25
  I just don't want to comment on that. Dude. Somebody, somebody fucking
• 1:10:28
  literally sent me the screenshot right away. People send me this screen shot right
• 1:10:32
  away. They're like, they're like a going it. I love the chat
• 1:10:36
  room. Dude, are you still looking for this? Yeah? He for
• 1:10:42
  sure? Is he? Damned the leader. I almost blocked her. I
• 1:10:45
  was so pissed that he'sn't left to comment on there for me. I mean,
• 1:10:48
  she didn't get work. Damn you hear that? Damn sorry, that's
• 1:11:00
  it next to me. Birds. Everybody wants to look at her, sure,
• 1:11:05
  look at him or still him? No, well no, with this
• 1:11:11
  amount of work, that's her now, no common birds. That's a dude.
• 1:11:15
  That's a dude. That's all the AI is behind that or something.
• 1:11:20
  I don't know. I don't know if you know that shows it doesn't bro
• 1:11:29
  he was she was on rogans. She was on rogans. I couldn't believe
• 1:11:32
  it for being for being a hot trends chick. I guess I don't know
• 1:11:36
  how trends dude, I don't know what the fucking you call that? Well,
• 1:11:41
  I mean she does other things and just be that, but she's like
• 1:11:44
  in public, I mean she's she's like Republican and ship's damn I'll be I'm
• 1:12:09
  gonna send you that what we're talking about. The Helmi said, that's the
• 1:12:15
  damn share god damn. Oh fuck dog, thats just hilarious. Dog,
• 1:12:28
  straight up, it's pretty funny. I saw this video today about to make
• 1:12:32
  nuggets, you know, the ones I've been trying to get, missing one,
• 1:12:35
  by the way, I'm missing the lesbian one. I want the colored
• 1:12:39
  hair. Oh yeah, that's that's the one. That's the girl she was
• 1:12:43
  talking about. Look look at people who liked it. You're the d J
• 1:12:46
  will You're the one that wrote she's hot, not me. Technically, you're
• 1:12:51
  the one that finds it hot. You're the one who wrote it. I
• 1:12:54
  told you you're talked it out and pressed in. Dude, technically you're looks
• 1:12:59
  it. Look to her top, look for her last six posts, and
• 1:13:01
  I think you savior, go through her last ex post. Go on,
• 1:13:09
  come on, dude, No, I don't like that. Bro, Oh
• 1:13:16
  my god, just next came out there. You go, looks through,
• 1:13:23
  look through the last six posts. Everybody, you know what, I don't
• 1:13:25
  have to tell you. People go to this, to her page and look
• 1:13:28
  through it, and sweet shouted and send it to me. He's got a
• 1:13:31
  phone. He's on the phone for real, right. I was like,
• 1:13:38
  damn, yeah, it was like fool me once? Shame are you?
• 1:13:46
  Do you think? Why do you think he's on? Don't go to the
• 1:13:48
  clubs? No more. I don't know like that cat. I never like
• 1:13:53
  going to the clubs. Bro, fucking same. Would you cry if you
• 1:14:08
  got catfish like that? Though? No? I just that's why you just
• 1:14:11
  kind of like ask for ds. I feel like a security now at the
• 1:14:15
  at the club. Let me see your d because it has to say female
• 1:14:17
  male. I say't no, good day. The government. Don't suck around
• 1:14:20
  with that trands ship. Now I don't think they do, do they?
• 1:14:25
  No that I die as I D and you just gotta be And then you
• 1:14:29
  don't know, you're not the bouncer. Just let me see your idea.
• 1:14:34
  You don't look just so you don't offend anybody. You just so you don't
• 1:14:40
  know, just so you don't offend anybody, just so you don't offend anything.
• 1:14:43
  Hit him with you, hit him with the Hey you look so young?
• 1:14:45
  Can I see your I D? Because I don't think you're over to
• 1:14:47
  mother ship? No, you make sure female homie and she finds and she
• 1:14:55
  she liked you, because what if she blatantly looks dirty? She thinks something
• 1:14:59
  y? Now bro, we win, so we win, and now you
• 1:15:02
  look like a player. Now you you covered all the tracks? You know?
• 1:15:08
  How many times? How many times? What if they have a fake
• 1:15:10
  idea? Now we're going into how many times that works for you? It
• 1:15:15
  has it? How many times? How many times that work? You always
• 1:15:19
  got to ask for the idea? How many times that worked? I like,
• 1:15:24
  just tell one I like them around twenty one or like now, how
• 1:15:27
  many times? So I do got to ask for idy? I was like,
• 1:15:29
  let me say if I can give this liquor. Graduating. Yeah,
• 1:15:32
  so you know, let me see eighteen twenty, you'll be like, yo,
• 1:15:36
  before I give you liquor, hold are you? And then you get
• 1:15:39
  that idea? You're like, all right, so everybody's had X smashed already.
• 1:15:45
  They got the idea. I put you guys on some game. I
• 1:15:47
  put you guys on some game. Next time you read mail on there,
• 1:15:50
  ye mad like you're looking out. My question is how many people are just
• 1:15:57
  out here giving out their IDs for you to look at, giving you a
• 1:16:00
  fake idly look at her and you're like, you think I'm Jeffrey Epstein.
• 1:16:03
  Hey man, bro, you gotta hit her with the what the fuck?
• 1:16:05
  Bit's like, Yo, I'm they're worried if you're Jeffrey domind. Oh so
• 1:16:14
  you live with this address. That's a nice place. I've been there before.
• 1:16:16
  When was the last time you went to a prom? Oh? Did
• 1:16:23
  you see the list is being released? I went. I went to prom
• 1:16:27
  only ones? Only one? I sure, hope? So yeah, no,
• 1:16:30
  you can go twice. You can even go all four years the senior
• 1:16:34
  if the senior brings your junior brings you, Yeah you can. Did you
• 1:16:39
  did? You got four years? I was trying to get did you get
• 1:16:42
  trying to get some female to take me, But she was kind of embarrassed
• 1:16:45
  because I was a freshman, and that's why she's embarrassed. I was already
• 1:16:50
  getting hards on by then. Don't don't, don't, don't, don't.
• 1:16:54
  We're already getting you were already getting hards on cars like. He's like,
• 1:16:59
  you look, I got no control over this man, almost thirty still,
• 1:17:05
  can't control it. Ignore it. That's the goal, the goals that have
• 1:17:10
  no control over your meat at thirty still? Yeah, yeah, is that
• 1:17:16
  when people start going impotent. We just talked about this. You should start
• 1:17:20
  taking around fifty two. Okay, I got time, Yeah, you got
• 1:17:25
  time. He's almos, He's almost like, got forty five. I was
• 1:17:28
  like, yeah, it's the last episode people start taking it. I was
• 1:17:31
  like, you shot it like forty Yeah, fifty two is right, age,
• 1:17:36
  you're more of a seas guy, but you know that they're different years.
• 1:17:41
  I got nine years, got nine years, So you gotta start taking
• 1:17:44
  it. Fifty Just shoot up to TRT like Heroin? Yo? Would you
• 1:17:50
  do it for content? Shoot up TRT like Heroin? Not your dig?
• 1:17:56
  But do you think it makes you make more barbecue. No, can you
• 1:18:01
  imagine like bark oh man, dude, we're a sniper. No, Like,
• 1:18:14
  no, has there ever been any bad repercussions to you? What is
• 1:18:17
  it taking t r T that you have noticed? There has been occasions where
• 1:18:25
  I've been aggressive. Probably why I shouldn't have been. Oh damn, emotional
• 1:18:30
  chemical imbalance, a little void rage like in bed where you were beating the
• 1:18:32
  chick. There no, not like that. Just like you know there are
• 1:18:35
  certain it's straight to the meat. It's nothing in certain situations where I was
• 1:18:41
  probably should have been more chill than aggressive. But you take to when when
• 1:18:47
  when was? It's just it's just it's just the way it is. Sometimes
• 1:18:51
  you when you when you first you know, hit up for that day,
• 1:18:56
  like you get this whole different like aspect. Sometimes like what was the occasion
• 1:19:00
  where you like I told you I didn't want to receive bitch like I just
• 1:19:06
  I don't know, Like I'm not gonna get into the situation, but I
• 1:19:10
  will just say there was there was a situation at some spot where, like
• 1:19:15
  you know, I did, I should be nicer and less aggressive, could
• 1:19:19
  have de escalated. Can you can you run me through like a day where
• 1:19:25
  you gotta make fuckload of briskets, and how you go to Costco and you
• 1:19:29
  show up and you're like, hey, y'all gonna no more, no more
• 1:19:32
  briskets for anybody else? Like how was the rundown? You show up and
• 1:19:36
  you can catch them out? Because after Thanksgiving the briskets were very uh,
• 1:19:42
  they weren't getting their normal orders in at Costco and a bunch of places.
• 1:19:45
  So I happened to, you know, get hit by the Hawthorn, you
• 1:19:50
  know Costco guys. Oh so you're already plugged in like Hawthorn. But I
• 1:19:59
  I I knew they had their briskets, so I went and bought all the
• 1:20:01
  ones they had. They had them all set up for me to buy,
• 1:20:05
  picked them all up, you know, shout out Hawthorn, Costco Meat department,
• 1:20:10
  like they set it all up. I bought the briskets, but then
• 1:20:13
  I needed more. So I randomly went down to Huntington Beach because I need
• 1:20:16
  one hundred and fifty briskets. Went down to that business Costco. That's the
• 1:20:19
  next closest one. Is there a match you could buy it? No,
• 1:20:23
  there's no limit. But I went in there and I just happened to get
• 1:20:25
  there when they got their meat deliveries, and I took all theirs, Like
• 1:20:28
  my whole truck was full. That little piece of shit truck I had,
• 1:20:30
  blue truck driving with like eight hundred pounds of meat on the back, you
• 1:20:34
  know. Drove back to my house, dropped that shit off. Try to
• 1:20:39
  figure out how many more briskets I could put in my two fridges. I'm
• 1:20:42
  like I got more space. Fucking went down to Commerce fucking Costco, got
• 1:20:45
  some there, sold them out, went out to Oxnard, sold them out
• 1:20:49
  to some briskets, then came back filled up the fucking fridge, realized I
• 1:20:55
  needed more, and then went my homies back to the burger fucking hit me
• 1:20:59
  up and he like told me, hey, I have this meat source in
• 1:21:01
  this area, Like here's the number he has briskets. I went down there.
• 1:21:05
  That dude sold me all the rest of briskets I need. And this
• 1:21:09
  guy has like a whole Costco sized fridge you know, you know, full
• 1:21:13
  of meat, you know, like three hundred, three hundred cases of briskets.
• 1:21:16
  Like no one has that ship all the time. This guy does.
• 1:21:18
  So like that's my new hookup. No, not not now, any of
• 1:21:21
  bunch of briskets. I go there, but like all this stuff to try
• 1:21:25
  and get my quest to get one hundred and fifty briskets in like eight days,
• 1:21:29
  and like I finally got them all and I had to cook them all.
• 1:21:31
  What about Sam's Club? You don't give a fuck about Sam's Club,
• 1:21:34
  Dog, I don't. I don't have a sam Club membership. Like it's
• 1:21:36
  that hard, Like it's that hard to get a membership, you know.
• 1:21:40
  I mean you're driving all the way to all No, it's like only the
• 1:21:44
  business centers have the prime brisket. The rest have the choice. What kind
• 1:21:46
  of refrigerator do you have? Oh? So I got this old school double
• 1:21:50
  door fridge from my homie Kip that used to used to work at l el
• 1:21:55
  Works back in the day. It was like a freezer and like, no,
• 1:22:00
  that was like the best thing I ever gone for my business. I
• 1:22:01
  pay him five hundred bucks for this, saying it's like old schools so like
• 1:22:05
  it's like huge, Like it's like a full and walk in like double door
• 1:22:10
  fridge for like the new ones, Like there's so much bullshit they have in
• 1:22:14
  there. You can't put any more close amount of meat. So I could
• 1:22:16
  put like a hundred briskets in like one fridge. And I've had this thing.
• 1:22:20
  It's like it's like from like the seventies, Like this thing is like
• 1:22:23
  antique, but it works great. It's like it's like crazy, like you
• 1:22:29
  have like you have like a like and I have another single door fridge and
• 1:22:31
  we had and we put like another thirty five briskets in there. You have
• 1:22:34
  like shit hits the wall type of fan, I mean type of refrigerator.
• 1:22:39
  It's huge refrigerator. Yeah, it holds, it holds a lot of meat.
• 1:22:43
  And I got it for a great deal, like early on my barbecue
• 1:22:46
  meat, you know. So it was it was, it was, it
• 1:22:49
  was, yeah, that's that's how I had. We had coolers outside too
• 1:22:54
  at some point where we had briskets in there because I had no more fridge
• 1:22:57
  space, so we had to ice them all down. I had like five
• 1:23:00
  coolers full of all these briskets and then we had to we had to trim
• 1:23:03
  them all and I started treming. I started treming one night with him and
• 1:23:06
  me, and then the second day there was no him and me. It
• 1:23:11
  was just him. He had like fifty briskets by himself. God damn.
• 1:23:14
  In like four hours, like we were like like we were like cycling through
• 1:23:16
  all the It was like it was like, uh, it was the most
• 1:23:19
  weirdest experience I've ever done, cooking one hundred and twenty briskets and like in
• 1:23:25
  like fifty six hours. It was crazy the amount of cool shit that happened.
• 1:23:29
  It was like we could have made a documentary just on the weirdness of
• 1:23:32
  all this stuff that happened to us on the side of the road, Like
• 1:23:36
  we should film it one time because it was it was pretty funny. It
• 1:23:41
  was just like so much random shit like going on. I was up the
• 1:23:45
  whole time. Would you ever cook horse? Why? I was about to
• 1:23:51
  ask that do you cook any not that not that personally, but I was
• 1:23:56
  about to ask do you cook any game? And he gave me like like
• 1:23:59
  like gave me like fucking venison, gamy and your brain at gamey No no,
• 1:24:10
  gamey game Yeah, you know we can do venison and some other stuff.
• 1:24:15
  I mean, I mean you you can't buy that stuff at the store,
• 1:24:18
  so you have to have someone give it to you. So like you
• 1:24:20
  know, yeah, someone wants to bring down some whatever I've cooked wild boar,
• 1:24:26
  I've cooked some other stuff on the smoker but yeah, but yeah,
• 1:24:30
  they have the meat, bring it down. There's there's plenty of there's plenty
• 1:24:34
  of space on the smoker. We'll throw it on there. Done gator.
• 1:24:39
  I've never I've never coached one. No, I mean, have you have
• 1:24:44
  you had it? It's really good. I've had one. Yeah, I
• 1:24:45
  just never coached one. So like, if you want to bring one down
• 1:24:50
  anytime, I will throw it on the smoker and we can all hang out
• 1:24:56
  and and we could totally do it. But I'm not going to buy one
• 1:25:00
  like that, Like I don't want to sell one. But if you want
• 1:25:02
  to anyone wants to bring a gator down there, somebody bringing no raccoon,
• 1:25:08
  No raccoons, but a gator, totally, no possums, like no track,
• 1:25:13
  no trash meats. We're not cooking that trash meat. No, I
• 1:25:16
  mean you don't smoker. No, no raccoons, none of that's uff.
• 1:25:21
  No trash trash meets. But like you know, like like snakes, gators
• 1:25:29
  you want to snake would be good. You want to bring those down,
• 1:25:31
  We'll throw in the smoker all right, all right, if I catch something,
• 1:25:33
  I'm just letting you know. Or like no squirrels, my squirrel acts
• 1:25:39
  up, I'll bring her down. Squirrels though, yeah they do, but
• 1:25:43
  not not not not not any rock squrolls after they're dead. No, what
• 1:25:53
  a weird a weird uh like burial Yeah, like, oh, we don't
• 1:25:57
  want a burier, we just want to eat her. So that be fucking
• 1:26:00
  fucked up. I'd be wild. Yeah, we got the phone lines open.
• 1:26:04
  Imagine the boom. He's the first one. Yeh, yeah, but
• 1:26:13
  we got the phone lines open for anybody that wants to call up six to
• 1:26:15
  six seven six five twelve eighty six. Uh, you know, we'll hook
• 1:26:19
  it up. What about smoke globster? Ooh you have some se I don't
• 1:26:25
  eat anything that comes out of the ocean, but I will totally cook it
• 1:26:28
  for you. Why I just don't. It has to have like legs and
• 1:26:32
  walk on the ground. Lobsters do that well underwater water. I mean I
• 1:26:38
  will eat lobster, rah, but like lobster and like some fried shrimp okay,
• 1:26:45
  and when I'll eat it like uh, tunic fish out of a can.
• 1:26:48
  There you go. And that's about it. But other than that,
• 1:26:55
  I just I don't know. It's one of those things you never you never,
• 1:26:58
  even your kid parents sent like I could. I mean, I get
• 1:27:00
  to text it and I tried. I tried, I try to, like
• 1:27:03
  try it out. But respect as long as you try it doesn't work.
• 1:27:08
  You shark me, Nah, I would have got an opportunity. Though I
• 1:27:13
  hate shark before I was it when I was younger. I remember it too
• 1:27:15
  much. I was about to say, did you feel like they sell it
• 1:27:19
  there? Damn. So let's get some shark rocks talking about shark Finn.
• 1:27:27
  Shark Finn right that we were talking about I ain't had nothing. Shark Finn
• 1:27:30
  is supposed to make your dick card according to like ancient Do you think I
• 1:27:33
  was talking about something to make your dick hard food home the time you said
• 1:27:36
  you like this? This is this is the sign for dick. Hey,
• 1:27:47
  thank you for calling that. We don't smoke the same podcast as this down.
• 1:27:51
  Yeah he hung up already. Do I swear that was never called Hey,
• 1:28:03
  let's call Tommy. Hey, it's called Tommy. We can call people.
• 1:28:08
  Yeah, it's called Tommy. Called Tommy because he's gonna be on and
• 1:28:11
  then and then it's called he's on the way of the Fools Gone Wall show.
• 1:28:13
  Right now, let's call him in the night, I will be there.
• 1:28:15
  Fool's gone wild? Pull up? Should I say that? Line up?
• 1:28:18
  Yeah, Philip as Sparza, George Perez, Juan Concrete, fucking Ken
• 1:28:26
  Flores, Pool's gone wild, fucking pull up. It's gonna be dope as
• 1:28:29
  fun tonight, alright, an hour and a half. I wasn't supposed to
• 1:28:31
  drop the line up, so hopefully I don't get my ask ticked by the
• 1:28:33
  fools. Thank you for calling the We don't spoke the same podcast as this
• 1:28:46
  up player? What up? Man are you doing? Sir? What's going
• 1:28:53
  on? Man's down here in the A t s he who t X Austin?
• 1:29:01
  Right right? I heard at getting the where I heard I heard?
• 1:29:13
  I heard a t X with the two eight one numbers from Chexas, Texas.
• 1:29:19
  What's up? Players? Good? What's rock? What's going on?
• 1:29:25
  Rock? Chilling, baby chilling? Getting reverbed? Let me turn it down.
• 1:29:31
  You guys need to come down to Austin all for you crazy fool you
• 1:29:38
  then you can top You think you could top some people out there with the
• 1:29:41
  barbecue in Texas. Barts, you think you can out there and fucking start
• 1:29:44
  barbecue tea. I think bart Bart's barbecue is fucking amazing what it looks like.
• 1:29:50
  Uh, he's got the text, so hey, you know that.
• 1:29:55
  That's that's why I got the FoST give a lot of I just want to
• 1:30:00
  I wish tim you what to call this. I can hear tupacy, but
• 1:30:04
  uh, hey man, I mean one day we'll get booked out there,
• 1:30:08
  bro, like I mean hopefully one day we go to Texas. Yeah,
• 1:30:11
  I need to go back home soon. Go check it back out, come
• 1:30:17
  back home, dude. Yeah man, well an, he shout outs before
• 1:30:24
  we yeah, nope, player, I said that was so high r s.
• 1:30:35
  You got everybody on artist, so now you got everbody's super high am
• 1:30:40
  here. I'll give you his number, right, I already gave it to
• 1:30:42
  him, but let me tell read it out. He's busy, he's got
• 1:30:49
  kids and family dogs. He's got a job. Stop kids in family dog.
• 1:30:58
  Last time they were calling him a two in the morning and waking the
• 1:31:00
  baby up back and they're like, what's up, No, we got no
• 1:31:02
  time your managed to see bro, he's on. You're so evil, And
• 1:31:08
  then don't and then don't release his number because you him right now you should
• 1:31:11
  have seen your majesty. I released his number because he released my number like
• 1:31:15
  three or four. I just flocked everybody and I told him to stop doing
• 1:31:17
  this, and he didn't stop doing it, and I lost the bet and
• 1:31:20
  he kept taunting me, and I was like, now is the time to
• 1:31:24
  release his number. I released his number. He called me like a hundred
• 1:31:27
  times, and then he released my address to people. Look at it smart,
• 1:31:31
  you don't even know. He's like, yeah, dogs with the right,
• 1:31:38
  thank you for calling. And we don't smoke the same podcast as this
• 1:31:55
  Herbert, and you need to call him down to the show up. I
• 1:31:59
  got the whole praiser full of popsicles. Hey, well sorry, yeah,
• 1:32:15
  whare the news? Hang up? Called Tommy? That was good. You
• 1:32:23
  should pick up that, Tommy. Yeah, put it a big guys.
• 1:32:30
  You might not pick up though, I don't. I'll talk something right now
• 1:32:35
  to pick up. Is Tommy gonna go up? No? He did call
• 1:32:40
  George and asked to do five minutes. What did George settle open? Don't
• 1:32:47
  know. I didn't even know. Hey, what up, Tommy? What's
• 1:32:53
  up for? It's me? You're on air. We don't smoke the same
• 1:32:59
  what's up? You're like, Oh, Tommy, the people want to hear
• 1:33:08
  who's kay? The people want to hear real quick and Corel the Tupac dog.
• 1:33:15
  Someone paid someone paid someone paid money, that someone paid money for a
• 1:33:19
  super chat to hear him. We're like, he's not here, but we're
• 1:33:21
  like, we'll call him. Come on, give him a little taster,
• 1:33:24
  hommy, come on, so where you are, right, he's gonna get
• 1:33:30
  he's getting ready to go. He's getting ready to go to the fool's gone
• 1:33:31
  want of the night. They want to George George's house and come night and
• 1:33:53
  m B and W got it, don't you the fucking bes dude, we
• 1:34:01
  love you telling me I'll see you tonight, my boy, I'll see you
• 1:34:04
  tonight. I'll see you in a little while. Hell yeah, y'all start
• 1:34:08
  from a right. That was dopey for I met my dad, right,
• 1:34:13
  that was fine. I saw one day that's she's gonna go viral, just
• 1:34:18
  that little snippet and it's gonna he's gonna get He's gonna get some kind of
• 1:34:23
  reaction from that was fun. You know what? You know what that song
• 1:34:28
  is about, right, It's about them fighting Tupac's body in Vegas. Okay,
• 1:34:38
  what's up with Texas? It's the same fool. Watch same guy.
• 1:34:42
  Thank you for calling. We don't speak to the same podcast. This is
• 1:34:47
  the same guy. That's it guy dog. Yeah, yeah me, you
• 1:34:51
  kind of have to. This was just calling. Imagine the next one this
• 1:34:57
  Bill, have the anybody hit it from Bill? Text him I was I
• 1:35:02
  got drunk. Bill. If you're watching, text me, dude, come
• 1:35:06
  home, Come home, dude, come home, come home, snoopy,
• 1:35:14
  Yeah, come home, dude. Actually finally came out the closet. You
• 1:35:17
  dream ship somebody in the chest asking how can they call you? Posted the
• 1:35:24
  number right? Maybe pin it, maybe pinate better be a good call.
• 1:35:28
  I want a story. I don't want what's up? Saturday Up? We
• 1:35:30
  don't what's up? We don't? I want to Saturday. Get for my
• 1:35:33
  birthday? Fuck, dude, Yeah, just because it's your birthday. I'm
• 1:35:40
  not trying to do that. Come on, dude, it's gonna be tight.
• 1:35:44
  We're gonna get Hank, only one Hank because you go him. It's
• 1:35:46
  gonna be flavored flavored Hank, flavored Hank. Yeah, they put flavors in
• 1:35:51
  the possibly great, yeah, possibly great from whatever. Seriously, all right,
• 1:35:58
  it was so wrong. Thank you for calling. We don't spoke to
• 1:36:02
  say podcasts. This fucking guy. That's incredible. Hey, why don't you
• 1:36:15
  leak his number and put it, put it in the chat room, have
• 1:36:17
  people call him. I mean, none of those are probably his number.
• 1:36:20
  I think that might be legal. I don't think you can. I don't
• 1:36:25
  think you just dropped docks you. I think that's illegal. Dude, you
• 1:36:28
  can. You can go to Joe for you know, just give give like
• 1:36:31
  six numbers and then give a hint to the last number. It's like when
• 1:36:34
  you give somebody's address, not six, and it's not like the law is
• 1:36:41
  gonna still fuck you if they want to dog. Oh you didn't put the
• 1:36:45
  last number, you don't get to go to jail. Yeah, he's up
• 1:36:48
  On Saturday. Are we gonna have a telethon? Are we gonna do three
• 1:36:51
  hours? We're gonna bring back some of the guests that have the three from
• 1:36:56
  from ten to one, twelve to three push. Yeah, I can do
• 1:37:00
  that. I mean we could do twelve to two. Bro, twelve to
• 1:37:04
  three sounds pretty late. I don't want to wake up early on that ten
• 1:37:08
  good call. Yeah, whatever you want. Yeah, I don't want to
• 1:37:10
  be doing was at ten in the morning. I know. We also,
• 1:37:12
  we gotta eat something you know, I said, and we gotta fill up
• 1:37:15
  the tank tomorrow. Oh boy, Oh fuck, Steph Toad, where you're
• 1:37:21
  at? Are you gonna be down? Is he gonna be you think you'd
• 1:37:25
  be down to come on the show. He's watching, he's calling that taxes
• 1:37:36
  go about not even saying nothing. Bro, this is fun again. Let's
• 1:37:41
  make this fun because if now we're going to cancel the hotline and then we're
• 1:37:44
  gonna have to only have pre recorded voicemails and that's gonna be lame. Just
• 1:37:46
  get a different soundboard. What do you mean, well, the guy doing
• 1:37:50
  Herbert. Just do something different. No, tell a story. I want
• 1:37:53
  to hear something fucking actual, something funny. I got stories. I know
• 1:37:57
  y'all have been fucking cheated on. Come on that funny. It's funny as
• 1:38:02
  fun. Sometimes you don't hear the last guy that got called in, that
• 1:38:04
  got cheated on by his brother and got his bay mama and he got his
• 1:38:08
  girl pregnant. Remember that story was dying brod for the guy. But he
• 1:38:13
  looked like he he looked like he looked like he was kind of happy.
• 1:38:16
  Not Oh man, that's just the best dude that I do not know why
• 1:38:23
  he Uh, what is it? Uh? I don't know how he comes
• 1:38:27
  up with those stupid as cordios Canadian? Is that the same dude? Look
• 1:38:34
  at that? How much you want to bet it's the same dude. Let
• 1:38:38
  let's see you're off. Yeah, we're probably gonna we're probably just gonna turn
• 1:38:55
  off the phone, dude baggy off. Yeah, Like I mean, if
• 1:39:00
  they're just gonna ruin it, I mean, might as well fuck it.
• 1:39:03
  I don't I don't know who that is though. Should we just give his
• 1:39:08
  number out? No, because that's not his number. He's called from four
• 1:39:10
  different numbers. Like you can there. There's ways to use somebody else's phone
• 1:39:15
  number and make a phone call. Like I've gotten angry voicemails from people because
• 1:39:18
  they thought I called him, but it was some other like telemarketer scam or
• 1:39:21
  some ship that like called using my number. So you know that shit happens.
• 1:39:28
  Yeah, for sure, I would imagine. I hope it's not somebody
• 1:39:30
  with really bad breath that used to work here. They still keep going,
• 1:39:43
  nah, just hat just turn out, just turn it off. That's that
• 1:39:45
  who's just ruined it for everybody. You gotta if you're calling, you also
• 1:39:51
  gotta you gotta get in the chat and say you're calling. It's gonna be
• 1:39:56
  some some idiot. Let me see. Fuck. I mean, we're just
• 1:39:59
  gonna have aice just so you could just leave voicemails all the time. So,
• 1:40:02
  I mean, I guess sometimes we'll just take we'll just take a life
• 1:40:05
  cause when we're giving away ship. But I think they're fun. You know,
• 1:40:09
  one dude just you know, getting a little out of hand tonight.
• 1:40:12
  But what can you do? Yeah, I mean I hope this was not
• 1:40:15
  always that bored. You know. I don't think that guy's gonna make a
• 1:40:17
  day of it every time. You know, that'd be that'd be dedication,
• 1:40:21
  that would be dedication. Now he's gonna fucking do it. Yeah, somebody
• 1:40:30
  said pretreating the cause we don't. I mean, how do you do it?
• 1:40:32
  Yeah, you can't do that. I mean I guess you can.
• 1:40:35
  We'll see, I don't know, we'll start doing it. Oh, it
• 1:40:39
  looks like one person tried to call. That's who we didn't answer, So
• 1:40:43
  go ahead and answer that one. I guess no, Yeah, he just
• 1:40:47
  turned it off. I mean he's he's in the chat saying that he's calling.
• 1:40:49
  But Yeahito kids said this one was the reason we didn't have pizza parties
• 1:40:56
  and elementary it was just like g calling from the bathroom. Yeah the whole
• 1:41:03
  time. But if it's one of your barbecue haters, barts, dude,
• 1:41:09
  there's so many out there that'd be awesome, dude, and just calling up,
• 1:41:15
  calling up, right, But yeah, Saturday, Saturday should be pretty
• 1:41:20
  good. I don't know, we'll announce it with the time we're gonna finally
• 1:41:23
  decide on it. But you know what I'm saying, it's it's it's gonna
• 1:41:26
  be a good time. We're gonna be in New Year's Is they were gonna
• 1:41:28
  go to a gay rave. Probably not a game one, but yeah,
• 1:41:30
  we'll go to the rave. Fuck you, that's to go all to the
• 1:41:36
  fucking at some point on a sick one, Yeah, to raves. Did
• 1:41:42
  you take that molly last time? No, No, there's no reason to
• 1:41:45
  take care. I saved it. He busted last time. He busted out
• 1:41:50
  like a molly out of his like it was a fucking pressed pill. Even
• 1:41:55
  worse, even worse, they got a little, they got a little like
• 1:41:59
  little like there's so they're good to go. You know, the cartel can't
• 1:42:02
  make pills that are stamped you know, they don't know how, they don't
• 1:42:08
  have a pill, they don't have money to buy a pill presser? Can
• 1:42:13
  you by those? You can buy sit on fucking Amazon. Dog being in
• 1:42:16
  a pill technically don't mean ship, its just it's just reassurance. And then
• 1:42:19
  you go to pill report dot com and then you type in what nill you
• 1:42:24
  guys, and it'll tell you if it's safe or not where you found it
• 1:42:28
  at Yeah, I found a pink pell with a seashell on it. Oh
• 1:42:33
  yeah, that goes back to this day. That's literally what you do.
• 1:42:36
  You go to pill report and you type in seashell because it has a seashell
• 1:42:40
  on the back, and the it'll tell you if it's safe, if you
• 1:42:43
  should be warning, no warning, listen to house. Don't listen to the
• 1:42:46
  house. Bro. Oh my god, they fucking serve you up like the
• 1:42:50
  complimentary Oh yeah, you want to pair this with an ipid? Yeah,
• 1:42:56
  drum bass that pill report. Pill report has saved lives. I've gone in
• 1:43:03
  there and there was no Allegedly, the sermons allegedly like L O L might
• 1:43:10
  be a joke, just in case, might be a joke, says watching.
• 1:43:14
  But one time, like I took a pedal and there wasn't a report
• 1:43:15
  for it. So I made the first report and I was like, this
• 1:43:17
  is good. You should definitely take this. Take one. But I could
• 1:43:25
  have took two. I just didn't have another one. Like I went in
• 1:43:29
  deep with this report. I was like, I went to E d C.
• 1:43:31
  First day. I took a lot of water. I also did cocaine.
• 1:43:35
  I let him know that it was on other drugs too. You know,
• 1:43:36
  I'm not a liar, so it plays well with others. You had
• 1:43:40
  a great time. I shout out the pill report. That's funny. A
• 1:43:45
  ship. Oh bro, I'll be I'll be rolling. I'll be rolling at
• 1:43:53
  the fucking at the poor party. Sometimes what Rattick Radick? That person?
• 1:44:05
  Who should I No? I mean, you're not explain who Radick is the
• 1:44:14
  Barts. I guess he doesn't know who bread who hangs out with drunken Stone
• 1:44:17
  or sometimes you know drunken Stoneryeah, yeah that is yeah, you like definitely
• 1:44:27
  okay, r rat Dick. Yeah, like so this food like he just
• 1:44:33
  he's just like character that just he's always on drugs and now he's all about
• 1:44:38
  doing ship. All right, Well that's great, that's great. I'm glad
• 1:44:43
  we figured that part out. Drugs are gateway. This foold like he's like
• 1:44:47
  he's trying to profit off his friend who like he's gonna get his leg amputated
• 1:44:51
  because he has Like you know, Mike, I can't hear you now here
• 1:45:03
  now just yell at it the whole time. You're good, good question bars
• 1:45:09
  for the reason, like I have a uh were you like you go to
• 1:45:12
  college? Did I go to college? I went to college to be a
• 1:45:15
  computer engineer. Okay, But the reason I asked that, I was like,
• 1:45:17
  you give me like frat vibes? You were you in a frat?
• 1:45:21
  I don't know why you give me frat vibes, Dude, I just have
• 1:45:25
  a feeling you're in a frat. You fucking did? You did fucking upside
• 1:45:28
  down keg runs. I thought we talked about this before. I might you
• 1:45:30
  might have made Yeah. No, I wasn't fraturning in college. You were,
• 1:45:34
  But I was. I was in an attorney that like got like basically
• 1:45:38
  kicked off campus and there was like five dudes in it. I'm like,
• 1:45:41
  okay, like like know like I know, you know, like because I
• 1:45:45
  was older, so like I wasn't there like I was. I was there.
• 1:45:48
  I was like a you know, a junior or whatever college and so
• 1:45:53
  like, you know, they wanted all the freshmen, not the dudes they're
• 1:45:55
  like know something. So like these guys are was like four of them.
• 1:45:58
  So I joined up and we we did all the crazy ship. It's a
• 1:46:02
  good time. What was the you know they always have an what would they
• 1:46:06
  make you do? There really was anything like that. There was No,
• 1:46:10
  that's not a frat then, Oh my god, that's if another man didn't
• 1:46:15
  touch your butt in some way, didn't get at least drinking half a handle
• 1:46:21
  or mister ed dude, that's that's part Edward forty hands. That's just a
• 1:46:26
  regular party game. No, that's like, oh that's white people, regular
• 1:46:30
  party game. When you Mexican, you do that, you're going you're joining
• 1:46:33
  something. You're gonna become a bird Dog's squaring up check. It was like,
• 1:46:40
  I just do that out of my house on Tuesdays. I tell my
• 1:46:43
  wife to roll, I get some pistol pants. She looks at me and
• 1:46:49
  she goes, that's what I mean. Yeah, to hold the mic.
• 1:46:56
  Hold the mic. Everybody hold your mic. She be a gentleman. Hold
• 1:46:59
  your mic. Actually, It's like, I don't even put the toilet seat
• 1:47:01
  down when you think a whole with this ship. When I when I got
• 1:47:11
  it, when I put it down, when I got to take a ship
• 1:47:13
  down. But I don't give you got a piece. This is a man's
• 1:47:15
  house. That toilet doesn't even have a seat. It's always up, baby.
• 1:47:19
  You know how hard? You know how hard I when the females fall
• 1:47:23
  in there? Do you know how in that room? Actually is just really
• 1:47:28
  good at squad. He just loves that when other people suffer. Actually just
• 1:47:33
  wants to hit that toilet ass. He's like, you dip, no,
• 1:47:36
  go go dip in the toilet and then we'll do this. Bro, there's
• 1:47:41
  dunking for me once. Let me watch dip a little dip if it's a
• 1:47:47
  tor Yeah, we're definitely getting in like I was thinking. Just he hasn't
• 1:48:00
  even been thinking about nothing but the NASA. It's true. It's just so
• 1:48:08
  much fun. Dude, When was the last time you did it? We're
• 1:48:11
  not but we're not podcasting with it. It's horrible when you podcast with it.
• 1:48:14
  We had yeah, agrees, we had to edit the last part hour.
• 1:48:17
  It would come back a bad interview. It was remember last interview,
• 1:48:21
  there's Mother de band. I know no, but it's always people that are
• 1:48:26
  like crazy, like does mother de bad? We thought that when we start
• 1:48:28
  doing it, I'm like, man, I sure want to do in the
• 1:48:30
  middle of the show, Yeah, shout out to your dead sister. It
• 1:48:35
  was not cool, bro. That was one of my favorite fun up quotes.
• 1:48:40
  Though, Bro, you should just drop that randomly. That's not edited.
• 1:48:46
  You can go catch that ship you don't happen. We had a crazy
• 1:48:50
  We had a crazy like like rock band, rock crazy punk rock band.
• 1:48:55
  And that day was when on was like we'd have nots here every Thursday.
• 1:48:59
  I remember those days and this day they show up and for some reason we
• 1:49:01
  thought they might want to us. And even then we were like brother a
• 1:49:04
  punk rock band, Like, they're not gonna like heavy man or anything walk
• 1:49:09
  heavy metal man, heavy straight mother, it's mothering and we like and they
• 1:49:14
  were cool with his mine it was we caught him off card. The name
• 1:49:15
  is that Moley were cool. But during that interview, at one point she
• 1:49:18
  starts talking about his sister that passed away and then he's gone fills up in
• 1:49:23
  the balloon while he's talking while she's talking about it, and then he's like,
• 1:49:27
  shout out to your dude, sister. That was not one of my
• 1:49:33
  proudest showed up to your sister, My god, and it was I was
• 1:49:40
  like, I'm looking at them, they're looking at me, and yeah,
• 1:49:45
  I said what I said? Oh man, it was pretty bad. That's
• 1:49:49
  pretty bad. Yeah, like it's it's like read that time I destroyed the
• 1:49:55
  set. Yeah, that that type of moment. But he gets woods huh,
• 1:50:02
  but apparently I did. Did he destroy raise? You can turn that
• 1:50:11
  where on the street is no camera? No, No cameras got hurt in
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  the making. That's the first thing I asked. I was like, did
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  he suck up a camera? And he said, no cameras. I'm like,
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  bro, it's cool. No cameras were hurting the making. Tom jumped
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  through the window from the second floor. Dude dom was coming out of nowhere.
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  I was like, damn, I fucked you like Rancy. You like
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  a big ape. I didn't what to do. You can pick any other
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  animal a big ape. Have you ever seen a gorilla run? Though?
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  That's how like you know, you gotta be big as fuck. Yeah,
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  he doesn't remind me of Rhino, Like an audio gifted some kind of primate.
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  You would you you love chimps and you love that what's that stupid fucking
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  ape? You love? Gaza or Horazma? His name is Harambe stupid national
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  treasure? What? Yeah? Yeah, well you know, yeah, that
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  baby is alive. Shout out to lives matter, that baby, the lives
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  matter. Anyways, besides the point that fool is old enough to get interviewed
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  catching that fade anyways, would you if someone let you in with one of
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  those apes that are like like they interact with humans, you'd hug one,
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  you go, you won't go in the ocean, but you'd hugg an ape.
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  Yeah, you're crazy, like if that what's cool? Like? And
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  then so was the lion the ocean scariest dog? Like I would just like
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  like you might just not feel your vibe and there I would just like dap
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  them up, like what up? What my gorilla? How are you doing?
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  Pay? Go high high or sober high? That might be dangerous dog,
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  he's never been around high people. Not like that. Not like that
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  vibe. You might not like the way to smell. He might like it
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  smells like we don't like that ship. They're vegetarians. You don't like that
• 1:52:04
  you're burning weed. Careful he eats playing stupid exactly a vegetarian. Now you're
• 1:52:11
  burning it. I don't want to burn them. Yeah, going there super
• 1:52:15
  nice. Well I could just take like an R S O pill and I'll
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  be fine. You know, now you're too high. It just won't seem
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  real at that point. I would just like chill with that. For though.
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  I would rather be in like Baby's day out. I'd rather be in
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  a shark cage than hug a gorilla. Yeah yeah, hey there's metal that
• 1:52:36
  Rather a shark cage than hug your grilla. Sure, hell yeah, train
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  gorilla a grill. You just ripping you aparty any moment does it wants to
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  can't. But I trust the engineers of that cage me nothing. I trust
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  the science behind that science. There. You just sit there like you know,
• 1:52:58
  hey, they'd be out of the business if if if he were getting
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  eat in their cage. So you gotta remember that. So it's like they
• 1:53:03
  be out of business otherwise I go with that. Man. I think the
• 1:53:09
  biggest thing for me is just I don't like the ocean. Like it's scary,
• 1:53:13
  like the bassess of it, wildly fucking unexplored. It's just terrifies me.
• 1:53:19
  So it's not even about it's not you know, have you guys not
• 1:53:26
  gone to a beach, you guys forget that there is nobody in a bikini
• 1:53:30
  in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, that's the beach home. The
• 1:53:33
  beach is fine. That will do anything and let you ship well that that
• 1:53:39
  that will let you ship on your chest? Those are that's very nasty.
• 1:53:43
  I really like the fact that that text like would you let me ship on
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  you pass? Okay? Would you let me ship on you? Okay?
• 1:53:50
  Come with me? Middle of the ocean? Ship, dog, you shitting
• 1:53:56
  on a girl like you're shitting on the gross chests and know the ocean ship,
• 1:54:00
  dude, you can't do that on the coast type ship. That's John
• 1:54:06
  McAfee type ship. Dude. You know what John McAfee used to do,
• 1:54:11
  create anti virus software. No, look at that ship. Funk ocean,
• 1:54:15
  bro. What I'm saying, nah, I don't play with the ocean man,
• 1:54:17
  ocean is terrifying dog No one? Yeah, all right, all right,
• 1:54:28
  So hey, I want to thank everybody for tuning in today. Rock
• 1:54:31
  Sampson. Rock Sampson is going to be doing a close out, so make
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  sure you guys stay tuned. I want to thank Bart's Barbecue for coming on
• 1:54:39
  once again. It's always a good time. Well thanks for having me.
• 1:54:43
  It was a lot of fun. I hope you win the Wars, so
• 1:54:45
  I'll be doing that. Could pop up on Sunday, sick on Sunday,
• 1:54:50
  I'll be there. Okay, what is it? He's try Birthday? Yeah,
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  I know, I know, I know. It's try it Tip.
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  You got some links for you. I'll figure it out. Yeah, thank
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  you, thank you. Something different. We'll figure it out. We know,
• 1:55:10
  we got we got all types stuff we got like chicken or cooking.
• 1:55:13
  We're literally cooking one of everything and something quantities, something like minimal quantities,
• 1:55:19
  and we're just gonna sell it. So like you know, it's like it's
• 1:55:24
  like there's only like ten different meats, like six different sides, and whenever.
• 1:55:28
  We got to figure out how to cook everything in one day, you
• 1:55:30
  know, So that's it. It's like trial and error. We're slashing the
• 1:55:33
  prices. The price is doge like crazy, like crazy someone do that,
• 1:55:41
  like crazy crazy Gideon back in the day, like crazy Gideon. We're just
• 1:55:45
  clashing the prices. You know, give them a good deal because we don't
• 1:55:48
  know how it's gonna turn out, so it should be great. But then
• 1:55:51
  once we know it's perfected, we'll charge. We'll charge the lower next lower
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  price. Shout outs. That's just Sunday, that's it. Oh, I
• 1:56:02
  mean, that's all I'm doing. A shout out to you Listen's over here
• 1:56:04
  for hanging out with us and adding in a bunch of content, you know,
• 1:56:10
  on the sidelines. You know, I'm glad, glad you were here.
• 1:56:12
  Dude. It's great, thanks for thanks you guys for having me and
• 1:56:15
  like you know, it was fucking awesome, Dude, I had a great
• 1:56:18
  time. It's like like that, like this like the highlight of my week.
• 1:56:23
  You know. Do you still do small catering shows? Like can you
• 1:56:26
  do? Like what's the small ast you do is if anyone wants to well,
• 1:56:29
  I do, like, well, the thing is right now, it's
• 1:56:31
  like we we can do the catering, but it's like we're like doing this
• 1:56:36
  whole schedule thing right now to try to get the most food. The people
• 1:56:41
  like like, if you want to do catering, you like come down the
• 1:56:43
  day we're doing the barbecue. Hopefully it's like a Sunday and you just buy
• 1:56:46
  a bunch of meat office your catering job, and we could We're making tons
• 1:56:51
  of it, you know, so like we can just apply everyone that day.
• 1:56:55
  It's a lot easier that way than us trying to like, you know,
• 1:56:58
  charge you a high rate for like I mean, obviously it's Sunday,
• 1:57:00
  but maybe we'll get more days going on where like it will compensate for people
• 1:57:05
  to want to do like catering. They want to buy a briskt, they
• 1:57:08
  buy a whole one, we heat it. You know, there's all types
• 1:57:11
  of stuff. But it's like it's more like easier for us just to make
• 1:57:15
  a bunch of food and sell inside the road and everyone shows up than it
• 1:57:18
  is to try to like plan all these catering gigs and stuff like that,
• 1:57:23
  especially now you got this news smoker. We're just gonna make a ton of
• 1:57:26
  food for I win a cheap price. There we go, you know,
• 1:57:29
  make that thirty dollars burger for like ten dollars, you know. Yep,
• 1:57:32
  Saluta Barts for coming through once again. Thank you Ray for running the boards
• 1:57:36
  to make sure you follow them in morning shot films. Rock Sampson shout outs,
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  follow me on all my socials at R O c K S A M
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  S O n at X. Follow my group the Beautiful Men's Club. Yeah,
• 1:57:49
  I just stick around for the set. Man. I'm really excited to
• 1:57:51
  be back extreme, So I've hit that live bunch subscribed. Thanks for coming
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  on Barts. I came in here hungry and leaving here hungry anyway. I
• 1:58:00
  won't be at the comedy store today, just pulling up at the homies.
• 1:58:03
  So now we're gonna do drugs later. No, I'm not. There is
• 1:58:06
  no cocaine in my left pocket right here. Hit that light but I'm excited
• 1:58:15
  to do Hustle Flowing Ray. I will watch it this weekend right away.
• 1:58:17
  He's down. But hit that light button. We'll see you guys fucking Saturday
• 1:58:21
  and let's run it. Yeah. Flavorsbodieson dot com, go get the new
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• 1:58:42
  stuff on there. Go watch the new content catch up. There's like six
• 1:58:45
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• 1:58:48
  get exclusive stuff. And I already send nowt two out of the three winter
• 1:58:53
  packages. I didn't do a giveaway today because I'm gonna do one Saturday.
• 1:58:57
  But what is it? The one for yesterday episode. I will pull the
• 1:59:00
  winner tonight and that will be posted tonight. So we'll see you guys on
• 1:59:03
  Saturday. Have a safe Friday. Don't leave, guys, don't leave.
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  What are Patreon, YouTube and wherever you're watching this. Some of you guys
• 1:59:17
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• 1:59:24
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• 1:59:28
  This month, it happens to be a Nintendo switch. Look at this.
• 1:59:30
  It comes hooked up with the protector case. It already has the screen
• 1:59:33
  protector. You get an extra screen protector. You got the original docking station.
• 1:59:40
  I'm throwing in three games, you know what I mean? With one
• 1:59:43
  of them's a Mario game. One of them's payback shooting game and I'm throwing
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  you in a lego game. You know what I'm saying. You get the
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• 1:59:53
  the original control that comes with it, You get the attachments as well,
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  three fucking bags of the Alien Labs fucking goodies. Of course, it comes
• 2:00:01
  with the charger, and there might be some other surprises in there. And
• 2:00:05
  every month it's gonna be different from what I'm hearing. I'm making exavier by
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  an Xbox next month. So for February, just the little heads up,
• 2:00:13
  it's one of you guys going to get one of the new xboxes out there.
• 2:00:15
  It's a new chance to support the podcast, to support the patreon with
• 2:00:19
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• 2:00:23
  you guys. So I know some of you other Patreons are waiting and wondering,
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  what's gonna happen to my tier. So everybody that's a thirty dollars or
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• 2:00:34
  me, the ten dollars raffle, I mean, it's just five more dollars,
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  gives you a chance to win over. I mean, what is this
• 2:00:41
  package worth? I want to say, it's like close to two hundred dollars
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  with the games, the aiding labs, the fucking I'm sorry, the protecting
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  stuff on the game Boy, I'm sorry, on the Nintendo Switch. You
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  know what I'm saying, We'll hooking you up here, so help us,
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