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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mark Somemo the issues you really care about on seven
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  Speaker 1: ten wo r. Hey, it's Friday. A lot to get
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  Speaker 1: to today. We'll get to Artemis, we'll get to mayor Mom,
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  Speaker 1: Danni and more. You know, we're being explaining to you.
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  Speaker 1: The Democrats come up with these fake narratives, these fake
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  Speaker 1: talking points, and many of them are organized. There's a
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  Speaker 1: couple of K Street groups. That's where all the lobbyists are.
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  Speaker 1: K Street that's where these real deep state lobbying firms
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  Speaker 1: are in these political action you know, these packs, and
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  Speaker 1: so sometimes they have these conference calls in the morning. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they'll tell every major Democrat, here's the talking point, here's
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  Speaker 1: the life of the today. A week or two ago,
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  Speaker 1: it was war crimes. Remember the President tweeted out, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be bridge and power plant day. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to blow up bridges and power plants. So they were
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  Speaker 1: all told, go on the air, go in print, call
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  Speaker 1: it war crimes, war crimes, blowing up power plants, deliberately
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  Speaker 1: blowing up the bridges, war crimes. So it was all
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  Speaker 1: over the fake news. And again you're left wing friends,
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  Speaker 1: they're in a cult. You can't don't even argue with them.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. They're watching MSNBC and all they're hearing all
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  Speaker 1: this is a war crime, and they believe it. They
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  Speaker 1: think they're watching some sort of experts in a newscast
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  Speaker 1: and you're not going to convince them of anything. You
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  Speaker 1: could go to them and say, hey, every war we
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  Speaker 1: ever fought, the first thing we do is take out
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  Speaker 1: the bridges and power plants. Both Iraq Wars. Day one
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  Speaker 1: we took out bridges and power plants. World War two,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we did. Every day, we blew up bridges.
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  Speaker 1: You could show them, here's the documents, here's the proof.
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  Speaker 1: They're still not going to listen to you. On MSNBC.
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  Speaker 1: They said it's a war crime, so they that's why
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  Speaker 1: you'll hear them all use the same phrases. Now, some
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  Speaker 1: of these guys are not that bright. Hakeem Jeffreys not
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  Speaker 1: a very bright guy. So the problem with him when
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  Speaker 1: they give him a fake talking point to say, he'll
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  Speaker 1: keep saying it for weeks, weeks and weeks and weeks.
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  Speaker 1: He'll never stop, even when it wore out and it's
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  Speaker 1: not work, He'll just keep saying it. Here's Rakiem Jefferies.
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  Speaker 2: We're in active conversations with Republicans to secure an additional
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  Speaker 2: handful of our Republican colleagues, which is all we will
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  Speaker 2: need to join House Democrats in stopping this reckless war
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  Speaker 2: of choice.
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  Speaker 1: War of choice, war of choice that was. They tried
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  Speaker 1: that about two and a half weeks, this war of choice, Schumer,
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  Speaker 1: everybody was on every Sunday show, this war of choice.
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  Speaker 1: Well they found out a couple of days later it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't working. That didn't mean anything wasn't working with the public.
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  Speaker 1: It's a war of choice. Well, the public's not that stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Every single war we ever fought was a war of choice.
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  Speaker 1: Both Iraq wars we didn't have to go and it
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  Speaker 1: was a war of choice. World War two, it was
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  Speaker 1: a war of choice. We didn't have to go. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't go in there for a long time. You
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  Speaker 1: could argue Japan, you know, Pearl Harvey, you had it. No,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have It's a war of choice. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to think the only war, well, nine to eleven. It
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  Speaker 1: was a terrible attack, but it was just one day.
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  Speaker 1: Civil War. I guess you had no choice in the
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  Speaker 1: Civil War. Civil War, you had no choice. That was
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  Speaker 1: the only war that wasn't a war of choice, but
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  Speaker 1: he keeps using the same stupid talking point war of choice.
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  Speaker 1: And here's more of Jeff on our return. He always
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  Speaker 1: talks to you know, he looks like a robot when
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  Speaker 1: he talks. And he always goes on these shows, tells
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  Speaker 1: you when they come back, they are gonna combat, and
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna team up with the Republicans and they are
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  Speaker 1: going to do this and that and this, and the
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  Speaker 1: meantime it never gets done.
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  Speaker 2: Upon our return, we will force another vote on the
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  Speaker 2: House floor around the War Powers Resolution that will compel
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  Speaker 2: the Trump administration to cease military hostilities immediately so we
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  Speaker 2: can all focus on the issues that we know matter
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  Speaker 2: to everyday Americans.
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  Speaker 1: He is the greatest gift to Republicans. He is perfect
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  Speaker 1: for a Democratic leader. It's all just talk and he's
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  Speaker 1: so definite about everything. When we come, we will compel definitely,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna do this and that. And everybody just looks
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  Speaker 1: at him. Okay, good luck with that. Nobody ever listens
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  Speaker 1: to this guy. Nothing he ever says ever actually happens.
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  Speaker 1: But they'll keep putting them on. I'll be on CNN,
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  Speaker 1: he'll be on MSNBC. They'll put this robot on every
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  Speaker 1: watch this Sunday. He'll be on every Sunday show this
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  Speaker 1: robot about They're gonna compel to definitely and and the
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  Speaker 1: Sunday Show anchors will nod like bobbleheads and nothing will happen. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear something embarrassing. You know who the
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  Speaker 1: most embarrassing guy in the world is right now, Hunt Biden.
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  Speaker 1: Hunter Biden. You know, his father's the vice president. So
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  Speaker 1: Hunter Biden is pay to play influence pedling. Father is
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  Speaker 1: the vice president. So he goes over there to Ukraine.
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  Speaker 1: He gets on the board of an energy company. He
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  Speaker 1: knows nothing about energies and now guess never had a job.
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  Speaker 1: Suddenly he's on the board of directors of an international
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  Speaker 1: energy company. They give him three million to join the board.
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  Speaker 1: They're giving him whatever was a million a year. He's
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  Speaker 1: making a fortune from that. Other companies are paying him
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  Speaker 1: all sorts of shady people in the Ukraine. They're paying
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  Speaker 1: him tons of money for influence, and he delivered. You
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  Speaker 1: need to deliver. Remember his father was vice president. There
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  Speaker 1: was a prosecutor looking into that energy company. Vice president
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  Speaker 1: Biden admits to this. He admitted to it on video,
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  Speaker 1: he said, yeah, I called the president Ukraine, you fire
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  Speaker 1: that prosecutor and get rid of and he did. Then
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  Speaker 1: his father becomes president and he's making a fortune from
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  Speaker 1: all over the place, getting paid influence pedling. You remember
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  Speaker 1: all those guys that foreign shady companies, and they're all
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  Speaker 1: flying over and he's taking them into the White House
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  Speaker 1: and they're meeting with the president. This guy was making
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  Speaker 1: a fortune, this hunter Biden. And then when that got
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  Speaker 1: exposed and kind of dried up. Remember he started that.
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  Speaker 1: It was clever but a ridiculous scheme where he would
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  Speaker 1: pretend he was a painter. He wasn't, and he was
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  Speaker 1: just big like finger painting like a kindergartener. But he'd
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  Speaker 1: put this crap in a frame and people would pay
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  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars for each one. Here's another picture,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you two hundred and fifty thousand. Here's seven
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand for that picture. There were just junk pictures.
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  Speaker 1: But it was a way to buy influence and it worked,
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  Speaker 1: so he made millions. Some people has to make twenty
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  Speaker 1: million selling those junk paintings. Well, after all of this,
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  Speaker 1: and now the father's out of power and Joe Biden
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  Speaker 1: was the worst president ever and the most useless guy ever.
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  Speaker 1: He's a vegetable now he's incoherent. All the big money,
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  Speaker 1: all the donors, all the big Democrats, all the big
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  Speaker 1: money donors have all abandoned Biden thehing. They want nothing
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  Speaker 1: from Joe Biden, want nothing to do with Joe Biden.
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  Speaker 1: He's useless as a result. Hunter can't make any money,
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  Speaker 1: and he's now totally broke. In fact, he's more than broke.
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  Speaker 1: He's like twenty million in debt. But now you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, you just said he made twenty five million.
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  Speaker 1: How come he's just broke because he's a crazy drug addict,
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  Speaker 1: blew all the money on mansions and cars and women
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  Speaker 1: and hookers and all that stuff. He owes fifteen million
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  Speaker 1: to the last group of lawyers for that legal trouble.
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  Speaker 1: There's another lawyer who he owes six point five million too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Republican Inquiry found that nearly thirty million had been
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  Speaker 1: funneled in through him. But it's all gone. He's blown
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  Speaker 1: all the money. What do you do when you're a
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  Speaker 1: Hunter Biden sleeves ball, dirty guy and you're broke. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's teamed up with Andrew Culligan, who hosts a YouTube
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  Speaker 1: series Channel five, which is some Slee's ball stupid circus stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Hunter is on there. He's going to be on a
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  Speaker 1: multi city tour with this with Andrew Callagan and they
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  Speaker 1: do they want to do a cage match. He'll be
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  Speaker 1: in a cage match. So he's done the video asking
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  Speaker 1: he wants a cage match between him and Eric Trump
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  Speaker 1: and then him and Donald Trump Junior. Eric Trump is
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  Speaker 1: down there. He's a block away and Trump Tower, running
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  Speaker 1: an international real estate empire, a multi multi, multi billion
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  Speaker 1: dollar empire, building massive skyscrapers all over the world, employing
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  Speaker 1: like thirty thousand people. I think he needs is to
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  Speaker 1: get involved with Hunter Biden in a cage match. If
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  Speaker 1: he does these cage matches, he thinks he'll make a fortune.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's going to show up for the cage match. He's
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  Speaker 1: been trying for the Trump sons. They're not going to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Watch He'll end up with It'll end up
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  Speaker 1: with Joe Manchin's cousin or something in a cage MATCHCD
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  Speaker 1: to go anywhere. Joe Biden himself has signed up with CAA,
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  Speaker 1: the big talent agency. You know when you're an ex
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  Speaker 1: president like Obama. Obama's made almost a billion dollars. You
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  Speaker 1: get massive deals, fortunes from companies, and business guys will
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  Speaker 1: pay a fortune. Bill Clinton did that for years. You know,
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  Speaker 1: business guy will give you a ten million if you
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  Speaker 1: help him out. He's trying to get a deal over
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  Speaker 1: there in India, but he can't get it done well.
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  Speaker 1: And this has happened a lot. You'll hire a Bill
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  Speaker 1: Clinton to get on the plane with you, fly over
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  Speaker 1: there to India where Clinton is still very friendly with
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  Speaker 1: the Indian president the parliament. He can walk you right
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  Speaker 1: in there and get you your deal. Now, Joe Biden
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  Speaker 1: has no relationship with anybody. He's a vegetable. He's incoherent,
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  Speaker 1: he can't talk, he's useless. So no business guys are
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  Speaker 1: lining up to hand him millions. But he did sign
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  Speaker 1: with the big talent Agency's CIA. The other thing you
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  Speaker 1: can do as an next president fortune speaking. Ex presidents
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  Speaker 1: get two hundred and fifty thousand, three hundred thousand for
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  Speaker 1: a speech. You know you book ten or twenty of
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  Speaker 1: those a year. That's six million a year so far CIA,
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  Speaker 1: and for Biden it's three hundred thousand of speech. The
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  Speaker 1: number of speeches that he's gotten booked. They booked for him. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here it is. The number is, oh zero zero. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants him to speak. Who's going to pay a guy
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  Speaker 1: three hundred thousand dollars to get up and bring You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to bring five hundred people into a venue
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  Speaker 1: and he's gonna get up there for an hour and go.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna listen to that. Who wants to hear that? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good for Donald Trump. He finally told off the nut jobs,
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  Speaker 1: all these wackos out on the fringe, Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly,
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  Speaker 1: Candas Owens, they've all become Alex Jones fringe characters. They
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  Speaker 1: all used to be on TV. They got fired, they
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  Speaker 1: got thrown out. Not only nobody will give him a show,
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  Speaker 1: but nobody will even allow him on as a guest anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So Trump went after him. They So what happens is
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  Speaker 1: if you can't get a job, if you're Tucker Carlson,
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  Speaker 1: you're fired. You can't get a TV show, you can't
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  Speaker 1: even get on as a guest. That's crucial because if
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  Speaker 1: you want, all you can do is do your own
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  Speaker 1: podcast out of your bedroom. Amateur podcasts from home. But
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  Speaker 1: if you could get on Hannity, or if you can
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  Speaker 1: get on Cudlow, or if you could get on Jesse
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  Speaker 1: Waters or something like that, you can promote your podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You'll get plenty of people sign up. But if you
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  Speaker 1: can't get on any show as a guest, how do
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  Speaker 1: you let anybody know you got a podcast? Well you
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  Speaker 1: got to say crazy, outrageous things, so all the fake
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  Speaker 1: news and left wing will pick it up and print it,
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  Speaker 1: and that'll get people to come to your podcast. So
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  Speaker 1: that's why they're all saying crazy nutty things. Tucker Carlson,
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  Speaker 1: Megan Kelly, Canvas owns, they've all become the same thing
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  Speaker 1: as Alex Jones. They're just looking for clicks, just saying
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  Speaker 1: the bashing Trump as click bait to get clicks. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: takes them seriously. Now, the Reason and the Left will
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  Speaker 1: put them on and this is a total lie. They'll
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  Speaker 1: say the magabase is torn and magabase is turned on Trump,
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  Speaker 1: and then they'll quote these Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, who
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  Speaker 1: have no connection at all to the magabase. But it's
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  Speaker 1: good for it's good for these people getting clicks, it's
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  Speaker 1: good for the networks making it look like there's trouble
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  Speaker 1: in Trump will. But President Trump yesterday putting out a
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  Speaker 1: long truth social long tweet explaining has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with these people. They're all nuts. Here's the there's exact words.
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  Speaker 1: They've all been thrown off television, lost, their shows aren't
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  Speaker 1: even invited on TV anymore because nobody cares about them.
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  Speaker 1: They're nutjobs. Troublemakers will say anything necessary for some free
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  Speaker 1: and cheap publicity, all looking for clicks for their third
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  Speaker 1: rate podcasts. Well said, and it's absolutely true. Taylor Swift,
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  Speaker 1: where's the wedding going to be to Travis Kelsey? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: everybody thought it'd be in Rhode Island, where she has
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  Speaker 1: a big, huge mansion next to what's that called the
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  Speaker 1: Ocean House, one of the most beautiful hotels New England Hotels,
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  Speaker 1: the Ocean House in Rhodein. Nope, it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: in New York. You know, she owns a big house
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  Speaker 1: in New York. She really lives in New York more
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  Speaker 1: than in Burial. So the wedding will be here. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be July fourth, only prom there. You know, it's the
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and fiftieth birthday of America. And there's going
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  Speaker 1: to be massive celebrations in Washington. The biggest events fireworks parties,
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  Speaker 1: So every big name will probably be in Washington that
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  Speaker 1: weekend for all of that stuff. Hey, Artemis, the spacecraft
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  Speaker 1: capsule comes down today in the Pacific. It's five oh
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  Speaker 1: seven pm Pacific time. Now it's actually eight oh seven
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  Speaker 1: our times. It's eight o'clock eight oh seven our time.
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  Speaker 1: This is I'm making a big deal out of this
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  Speaker 1: splashdown because it's so dangerous. It's so risky to re
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  Speaker 1: enter the Earth's orbit. You do it at twenty five
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  Speaker 1: thousand miles an hour, twenty five thousand. You ever go
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  Speaker 1: one hundred in your car? I hope not, but if
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  Speaker 1: you ever did, go, oh my god, a hundred feels
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  Speaker 1: like you're shaking. It feels imagine going twenty five thousand
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  Speaker 1: miles per hour. Imagine the cop I clocked you at
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  Speaker 1: twenty five thousand miles from now. Their survival will depend
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  Speaker 1: on the sixteen foot wide heat shield on the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of the capsule, because the heat shield has to endure
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  Speaker 1: temperatures of five thousand degrees. Now this sounds very dangerous,
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  Speaker 1: but as you go back to the sixties and the seventies,
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  Speaker 1: these capsules were doing that every two weeks. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a problem back then. Somehow, now it's a huge problem.
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  Speaker 1: And then they you know, it's the other thing. They
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  Speaker 1: were doing it every week, so they were pretty good
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  Speaker 1: at landing. Remember they would land and with these parachutes
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  Speaker 1: on the capsule and then these flotation devices would shoot
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  Speaker 1: out and then an aircraft carrier had picked them up.
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  Speaker 1: So they haven't done this in years. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know if they know how to do this anymore, but
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  Speaker 1: they got to have those flotation devices and they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to scoop them out of the water. Also, they
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  Speaker 1: say there can be serious side effects after being in space.
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  Speaker 1: You can say, well, it was only a week and
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  Speaker 1: a half. People have been in that space station for months,
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  Speaker 1: but there's still side effects. It can be whiplash when
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  Speaker 1: you're landing, extreme nausea from being up there. Some crew
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  Speaker 1: members say they can't even look down without getting the spins.
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  Speaker 1: Other side effects can be for the immune systems, sleep disturbances,
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  Speaker 1: vision issues because the going through the gravity and out
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  Speaker 1: of the gravity and into the gravity could cause blood
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  Speaker 1: to pool in your head. Pretty serious stuff. Hey, we'll
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  Speaker 1: take some calls in a minute eight hundred three two
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  Speaker 1: one zero seven ten. Is the number eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: two one zero seven ten