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Comic Quest Ep 7: Bein Bargaining · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_02: Here we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: We are 40 media lines at Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: We don't know.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa!
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: We are recording in a new place today.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're recording and bad, which is the bad is out of design in glass.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_06: Super cool place.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: You should they do comedy shows here, they do live podcast shows, they do like kind of football, kind of after they're not talking about.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: And a you're a live Eurovision event.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_05: Do they do comedy shows here?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: Tom's furious.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'm I'm so out of the loop lately because I'm just so high above everybody.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, it's going on on the ground.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: But not only do uh it's bad just the venue in itself, it's also the sister venue of Blackfriars, which is a great comedy club we've all.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_05: Shout out Blackfriars.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, this is a sister venue of Blackfriars.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, gotcha.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_05: It's the same guys, right?
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_03: They're all good guys and they're helping us out with the podcast.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: So definitely go and check out Blackfriars.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: Check it bad.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of good shows to go and see there.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Check out Maison by Glas Cou in Princess Square.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Kate's there.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: Kate's out of stroke.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_05: What's happening to Kate?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_05: Check out Glas Coup in the center square.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: In Princess Square, in the Princess Square Mall.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: They also own you can cut this out, but they also own that.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_05: And just to finish the professionalism that will be the last professional thing we do on this broadcast.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_05: Shout out Kitty Presland Art as well.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_05: Who has designed the amazing artwork for the podcast, so shout out.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: And manage to capture that my hair is constantly changing.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: Three different versions of me and they're all great.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_05: I've not yet approved my poster, but uh it's looking good so far.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Your poster?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna use solo poster?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I guess solo poster.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I was gonna credit everybody at the end, but we've we've we'll we've stuck it in there.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: Also, Alan Orr, who's done the music for us, he's great.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: He's what it was a theme song and all that.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: And you'll hear the book though.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: At the end of the episode, we're gonna say thanks to Caty and to Alan and to Sean.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: I was not aware of that when I did my thing.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you to God.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: I just want to put it.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_05: No, let's not thank him.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_05: Boo, boo, boo, God.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck off, God.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_05: That's what I want to say.
• 2:42
  unknown: Wow.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_05: So he's ready to get into the game.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_05: Doesn't even let me do a little pun without telling me off every time.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking hate that guy.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: I've never met that guy.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_05: You're so about to you are on the Press IPM.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_05: He's not the nice guy, you think.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_05: No, he's not.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_05: Doesn't have the beards.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, you didn't even meet him.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I've met him.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, you've been out.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you met him.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_05: I met him twice.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, we know you've met him, but when you came back down, you said you just Well, I can't prove it was true.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_05: No one can.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_05: Famously, nobody can.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like it could have been the Sand Captain guy.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_05: This could have been a dream.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_05: You mean the fucking.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it could be a hypnotist.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: What was Sandcastle guy's name again?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_03: Uh it was Alan Lilly, and he was in his pussy palace.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_04: He was in his pussy palace.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_04: Pussy palace.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_03: I should do a wee recap just so you saw in the last two episodes you met Alan.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: Alan helped you out and he's done his riddles and stuff like that.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_03: He gave you magical items.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: You got uh the the pipe of smoke monster and you got the immovable rod, and Kate mastered her quarter staff, and then Sean fucked up his riddle, so you got nothing.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: And then in the next stupid dumb ugly Sean.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well he's doing his best, you know.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: But uh and then in the next episode you just went to go and get the materials from the boat.
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  SPEAKER_03: It started sinking.
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  SPEAKER_03: The Shu Jin Warriors came in.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tom managed to convince two of them to fuck off using a raven, and then you scared the other guy because you got him down to one health and all his friends ran away, so he jumped away.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_05: We did do quite well.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_03: But I remember the last episode going Yeah.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, let's not forget that you jumped ashore without helping anyone.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_05: Which is a positive thing.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_05: You've meant that as a compliment.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you stole a bit of scan as one, but I'm taking You stole a bit of metal, even though it's just metal for weapons and not has any value there.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_05: Uh yeah.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_05: I I wanted to see what was in there, and it was just junk when it was just a bunch of junk shit.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_03: And then uh you went back, you talked to Bean, Bean said she'd help you with your armour.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_03: When you got back to Fornhold, though, there was a bit of a mob performing, and Kate said that she was gonna go and meet the women at midnight in the town square.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: So Which is as sexy as it sounds.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_00: It will be if I have anything to do with it.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: Where we left off is you'd Bean had just said she was gonna go make you some armour.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_03: And you're now back in the town.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's up to you as what you want to do.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_03: You've got a big battle coming up, so you just maybe want to do a long rest.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: So have we rested?
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_05: I thought that's what we were doing on when we left.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you last one we were like, good night, everybody.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's go for a big old.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: But I guess I can't long sleep because I gotta wake up at midnight.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_05: You're like, you're like in the traders.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_05: You're going to the turret tonight.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, you are.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_05: Good reference.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: Again, I just want to bring up that you did say you were gonna send your rat to eat uh.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_05: I I might if I hear any more beauty talk.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're gonna hear a lot more beauty talk.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_05: Because everyone should remember I'm the most beautiful in the group.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's no big deal.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_03: By like a good module.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_03: Or by a healthy module.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_00: I am so furious that I I could have remained beautiful, and then I rolled a fucking two, and now I'm I'm Sean level of disgust.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_00: What the heck?
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_00: Luckily, my charm is so high.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_00: I got a good personality.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_03: You're slightly less ugly than We're a group of chopped unks.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: I will say that.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_05: Chopp unks.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_05: Speak for yourself.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_00: Chopped unks and one person.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_05: I don't even know what a chopped unk is.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_05: I don't really know what um.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_00: Just means uh not looking good.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_05: Not looking good.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_05: I am way behind on the lingo.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah I'm learning.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_00: But you're yeah, you're up to scale.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna go on stage tonight and go.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_05: Any chopped unks in here?
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_05: Is that like ugly, but you got a really fun personality?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_05: No, I think I think you're looking too much into it.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: It just means it doesn't look good.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just a choppel ganger is when a choppel ganger is like, oh, you look exactly like this person, but worse.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_00: Or I just saw your choppel ganger look like you, but like not, right?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_05: So doppelganger is just a look-alike.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_05: A look-alike.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_05: I met your ugly look-alike.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_05: Your choppel ganger.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so like uh I'm the choppel ganger of who do I look like?
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_00: I should have a reference for a celebrity.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_05: Um I'm like the choppel ganger of Paul Rudd.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, you are Okay, but doppelganger, actually.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_05: Well, no, no, no.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_05: An aging worse version.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, a choppel ganger, Paul Rudd is still brilliant.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's I mean, that's still better than a gray day, Gareth Mutch.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, so they Oh, okay, okay, I'll take it.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_05: I I feel it.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_05: I'm still hurt.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_05: Hurt my feelings, but whatever.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_05: We'll move on.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_05: I'll be okay.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_05: That rap's coming out of the bag.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so uh uh user wanting to go to sleep.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, please.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I'll cover what happens when those two go to sleep and then we'll get to your escapades.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_03: Excellent.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_03: So Gareth, uh, when Don Baldree goes to sleep, he has a dream.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's a very vivid dream, right?
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: So Dawn is standing in a kind of clearing, like kind of atop a kind of cliff edge when it's a forest, and there is a big fire, and there is a bunch of wolves going round the fire.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_03: Wolf?
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's what the wolves stood on something and stood on a thorn.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and they are chanting and Don stood at the edge of it, and the moonlight is just crashing down upon them, and they all turn and look at you, and they say, You failed us, and then they start shouting, Abandon your child, abandon the clan.
• 8:40
  unknown: Fuck.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_03: And you start to panic, you feel yourself panicking, sweating, and then you scream and you wake up in your bed and you are now a giant brown bear.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: He's actually a bear?
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, shit.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_03: So Gareth is leveled up, so he's now gained the ability wild shape, so Gareth can turn into animals.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_05: Oh wow, that's a good time to mention.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm a fucking bear now.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're the choppel ganger of Papa Bear.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_05: Choppel ganger of yogi.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_05: So do I see are we sleeping in the same room?
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: Is he still an alcoholic as a bear?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: You're still an alcoholic as a bear.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: But you now you have claws and the strength of a bear.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_00: Is he is he height-wise?
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's up.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_05: Does he get more attack points?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_03: Is he is he so stronger as a bear?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: He gains all the bear.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm a fucking bear, bro.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_05: What else?
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: I love your company.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_05: But of course, I am but a bear, Tom.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fucking.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_00: Grizzly, black, uh brown.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_05: I've pictured brown.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_05: Brown.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_05: Brown.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_05: They're okay.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, no, no.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_05: They're middle.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_05: Brown black, black, brown.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_05: I think you've got it wrong.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_05: Brown, lie down.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_05: Just fucking play dead.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_05: Brown, lie down.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_05: It's you don't That is not a real thing.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_05: No, that is a real thing.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_05: Of course it's a real thing.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_03: Brown, lie down.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_03: What about if it's black?
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: Black, because you're not don't know where.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_03: Shout black, shout.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_05: Shout back.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_05: Shout back.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_05: Brown lie down.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_05: And what's white?
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_05: That's a polo bill.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_05: That's you're dead.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're done.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_05: You might just do what you want.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_05: What are you doing in the Arctic anyway?
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_00: Did you see there's a real quick?
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: There's a video of like a BBC reporter who's like in a glass uh container in the Arctic, and then a bear comes and starts pawing, but then starts like fucking actually going for it, and he's like, just this report of being like, I'm actually quite afraid.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_05: Paul Marsh reporting live from the Arctic Circle.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, where's the chopper?
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: Have you looked at all the animals you can turn into?
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_03: Because it is.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: Would you like me to read the game?
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: You want to tell the gang what else you can do?
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_05: I will tell the gang.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_05: So uh Don currently has access to four wild shapes.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_05: Uh of that doesn't matter.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_05: Wild shape can currently be used twice per long rest.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: So that spell that you've turned into isn't going to count against your too.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's just too beautiful.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's just to kick it in.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh spider.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_00: Not as good as the But you sneak away.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say like a tarantula.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_05: Just a normal spider.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: So uh Daddy Longleg.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_03: This it says boar here, but I'm sure that means bear.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: No, boar is in like a if you like the pig boar.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: Page on the back of like the bigger stuff you turn into.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_03: So there is.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, there is.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_03: Spider.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_03: Boar.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_05: Wolf.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_05: This one's weird, but definitely gonna come out to play very soon.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_05: Giant badger.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_05: Not your run in the mill.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_05: I get my little speaking spell.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: There's like a high school nostalgia unlocked.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's like some video, it's like, don't come at me, honey badger.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: God, I'm gonna find it.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_00: Keep going, keep going.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_05: Uh giant eagle.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, eagles are already pretty giant.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: They have like six-foot wingspan.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, bruh.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_05: So you can fly now.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_05: Uh yeah.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_05: This one sounds shit, but in the right circumstance, I think could be very good.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_05: Giant octopus.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_05: So again, picture an octopus, but fucking ass.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_05: And then brown bear.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_05: So that's pretty elite.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_05: I'm chuffed with that.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's gonna be that's gonna be killer.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_03: So Tom, what happens when you go to sleep is that you have another you also have a dream and it's back to your old thinking about Shawn Michaels jizzing in your pants.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_03: No angry.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: I like it.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: Oh it's like a memory, so it's like it's fucking Bill Futler in like the 70s, he's doing like night fever dancing, and you unlock a kind of memory of you being in uh the college of dance.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_03: So uh as part of like becoming a third-level bard, you have to join a college.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so the college that Bill has joined is the College of Dance, which means that Bill gains advantage on certain roles if he involves some level of dance in them.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so you get like extras on that, basically.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_03: So aye.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then you wake up and you're like, that was pretty cool.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa, hey, bear guy.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: You're not in the same room, are you?
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: Not in the same room.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, of course.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: What kind of dance do you think you did?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_05: You don't even know that I'm dancing yet.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_05: Like he may want to tell you about his moves.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not saying nothing until I get into the next one.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_05: Like Zuba, Zuba instructor.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_05: Somebody start to see my blue suede shoes getting tied up.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: So uh you gain advantage on any charisma slash performance check that involves you dancing.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_05: Now the dance, like, can I use it before I attack?
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_05: Is this like a so it's just like a Guardians of the Galaxy Star Lord thing?
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_05: What the matter with that bit in the Star Lord?
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_05: Where it where he's dancing to and then he's holding that.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_05: What are you doing?
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_05: Distracting you, you dumb buck.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: You also It's like I'm watching the film.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, really good.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm a choppel ganger.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Chris Pratt.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: So you also gain agile strike, so when you use bardic inspiration, which I've told you about uh you get to make an unarmed strike as well.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and you can use your dexterity instead of your strength to use unarmed strikes.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_05: Uh unarmed strikes.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_05: Like punches.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_05: But I'm a tiny guy with little tiny heads.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: Did you think unarmed strikes meant you can't use your arms?
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so to be fair, so did I.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, what is an unarmed strike?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: Just kicking high.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_05: Is that a headbutt?
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_05: Turn into a spider.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_05: I want to get a punchy as a spider.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_00: How when he's a spider, can we step on him and then he dies?
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, he gains hit points when he changes.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think when he changes that a spider, he gains three hit points and when he changes.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_03: And uh like one of the bigger ones, he gains nine because you're floating.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_03: The fact that yeah, I gained three.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's bang on.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_05: The fact you've just memorized that is just well done.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's because uh Gareth is joined, so when druids become level three, they have to join a druid circle.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: So Gareth's joined the circle of the moon.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: Circle of the moon.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_00: Gareth is making a circle with his arms just for everyone to So he's part of uh a guild now.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, effectively I.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, cool.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: And you're basically part of a guild as well, but you're the guild of dance.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's basically a fucking dance class.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_05: Basically, I think Yeah.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_05: Well I'm while I'm being a fucking badass giant eagle, you're doing Zumba.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_05: So that's the difference.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_05: Excuse me, I am doing contemporary.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_00: I like how much power DD gives the arts.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_00: The fact that a bard can just use dance to like destroy the enemy is good point well made.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, very cool.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then when you wake up, you look across to Sean, because you'll share in a room, and but I'm also a bard.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're a bard.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, is he not a bard?
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_05: No, he's a druid.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I get it.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, so yeah, of course I'm a bard.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I have been thinking the whole band.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_05: The whole time we've been playing this game, every time Tom says something, I go, it's like Shakespeare's view.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_03: So when you look across at Sean, you look in Sean's eyes, and Sean's eyes are now like a kind of neon, kind of green.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: And that's because Sean has now gained the subclass of psionic warrior.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_03: So Sean now gets to do psionic moves.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: What is psionic moves?
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_05: It's like P, it's spelled PS on it.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: PSY PSY, yeah.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Sean's kind of became like a Zen warrior.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_03: So he gets psionic strike, which means he can do like force damage.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: But if one of you is in trouble, he also can do psionic power protective field, so he can then help you want to use out and then take a 1d6 plus one off whatever damage you're about to get.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: So I that's worked out well.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: Helpful.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_05: I think these monsters are about to get a little tougher where we're heading.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but we've also left.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go back to the beach and kick the shit out of some fish.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I want to kick the fuck out of a frog again.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: Feel all strong.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: Did Sean also have a dream?
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think Sean did, but uh I I I don't know what Sean dreams of.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: He was a very mysterious thing.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we know what Sean dreams of.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: What is it?
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_03: What is he dreamed of?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: Ain't no more.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Uh and then Fanny, are you wanting to go out and meet secretly meet with the woman?
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I have I'm a woman of my word.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: I am very excited for this.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: So you go down to so when everybody else is asleep, uh, you you walk down to the center of the town, basically, next to the big pillar on the staircase that people used to get up and down, and there's like a kind of mob of women, and they're like, Hey.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: They're happy to see you.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: I say, ladies, ladies, please calm down.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's so good to see you.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um there's like wolf whistling, they're like, Whoa, whoa.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_00: Wolf whistling.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_05: Do they see her?
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_05: They know she's ugly as shit, right?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_05: She's got a good personality.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_05: A lot of pens and rules.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_05: I guess you need to if you're ugly.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: And I'd like to wants ugly.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm just gonna say, I'm maybe I'm ugly, but I have a massive tits or something.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_00: There's something redeemable.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_05: We covered the touch.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_05: Did we?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_05: You had one big tit.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_05: You had one big tit.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_05: You have one massive and one weird droopy.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: But let's say I roll up the droopy one, stuff that, stuff that bra a bit so it looks like I got two knockouts, you know?
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_00: Do I at least got a good ass?
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: Roll it.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: Roll ass.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_00: 10 a 10?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: How does my ass look in this?
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: 10 out of 20.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_00: Ass is alright.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'll roll for feet.
• 19:15
  unknown: I'll roll for feet.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: Say seven.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_00: It's not that.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_00: Uh arms?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_05: Six.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, this is this is a twelve.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, ten out of twelve, my ass is bang.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: 13.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, let's just say um 18, because 10 out of 12 is oh uh 16, then it would be.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_00: Um, okay, I'll stop rolling now.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's really hurting my self-esteem, which is crazy.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_00: Um uh and then I say to the women, I say, look, um I we're helping you guys, and I and I need to get out of here.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I trust the people I'm with.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what's going on?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: Why do you guys hate Derek so much?
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: So uh I'll need to think of a voice for these just kind of group of women.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: These women?
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: These women I see, I see terror trick.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I'll just go kind of genetic English.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, that's very deep.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's very deep.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, what is he smelling?
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_03: We don't niche one.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: They're very no one can understand you, she bear.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I see that's uh they they've they'll throw them, they live in a cave, so they're gonna the lungs are gonna be fucked.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so they're the moisture, yeah.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_03: Naturally deep voices really.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, does Derek also sound fucked?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, he's weird.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, we don't like Derek.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: Uh he's we don't like him because we never wanted to vote for Derek.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: There was a war.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: Derek was the only one that put himself forward, and he's been a terrible leader.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like, specifically, is there anything bad that he's doing?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: Is he a shady guy?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Is it you know, should we not trust him?
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he's the only man in the village that didn't go and try and fight the big monster up the stairs.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: So he's like a He's a coward.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: He's a coward.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: A bitch made pussy.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_03: Right on.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: Right on.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: The mouth on you women.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um well, so how can we help?
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_03: Just kill the monster and then we can get rid of Derek and tell him, go away, Derek.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he's always from here.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, that feels like what we were gonna do anyway.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: So that's alright.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_00: I thought like maybe you guys had to have something else.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like, is there anything else going on or anything you can tell me?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we know the monster.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: The monster is called Prime Evil.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_00: Prime Evil.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_00: And that's the monster up above.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: That's the monster up above, yeah.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: Why didn't Derek tell us this?
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: We don't actually think Derek paid a lot of attention to the guys that came down that were still like somewhat alive and then they died, but Derek didn't want anything to do with it.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: He's scared of blood.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, this guy is pathetic.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_00: He shouldn't be running anything.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: No, he shouldn't.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: It was the only reason he runs the place is because there was a war between uh the dragons and the druids, and that kind of fucked everything up.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: He came in, he said he was gonna protect his old he's done nothing.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_03: He's killed all the men.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_00: So um he killed them passively by sending them out.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: Through his actions.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, do you think he's trying to like repopulate just with his Now you've said that, uh that is a genuine concern.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you need to like diversify.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: Um look, I can send Sean out.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_00: Uh anyway.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um Not Sean, not the ugly one.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_00: Well, unfortunately, I mean We want the good looking one.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'll talk to him.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_05: Quick question Does anyone want to fuck a bear?
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, you're still not.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I know you're right.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_05: Um as I start dancing and it's all over.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_00: But also, women like you're so powerful, you know what you want.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_00: Why do you accept it?
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_00: You could just usurp Derek at any moment.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we were so caught up with the we got invaded by the Katoa, then the Katoa were like, oh, do we deal with him?
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: Then this prime evil came in.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: We had to deal with him.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Derek said he knew what to do.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: We believed Derek because he'd be like, Well, he's not really done anything wrong as leader yet.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: And he done this and everybody's fucking dead.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is that is hard.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, look, if if I need your support, can I can I count on that?
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you you give us the call and the sisterhood that will be there.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_00: What's the call?
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_03: Uh what what would you what's what you want our signal to be?
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_00: I would I want you to give me the signal.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: Um it's the you know from Shania Twain.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go, girls.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_03: You go let's go girls.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go, girls.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: You go and then we'll come in with let's go girls.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and are you guys trained in any weapons or uh we've got pickaxes, we know how to use pickaxes.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_00: The guys, we're so set.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_00: This okay.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's so nice meeting with you.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_00: And and I think with your help, we're gonna not only, you know, destroy Prime Evil, but destroy Derek.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know is there anything else you know about Prime Evil?
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, just that his name's Prime Evil.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: He's really he shouts at a lot.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: He goes, Prime Evil.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: Feels like some of those dying men could like give like a little more information than a name.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: All we know is there was there was loads of smoke, they looked terrible, and then they died.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's so rude to say about someone who's about to die, is that they looked terrible.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we we don't fuck around, yeah.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, I guess I'm gonna go for a deep long sleep, um, unless anyone wants to go for a drink or something.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh if you want to do a charisma check to see if anyone wants to go for a drink with you, we can God Fanny, you set yourself up for so many faults.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_05: Is gonna get herpes.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_06: What is that?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's a one.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my so bad.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like what this this should be chance, and yet I've never rolled this isn't.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be honest, it's getting kind of hard to watch.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's if it's because it's a one, it's a critical fail, so that means something bad has to happen.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_06: Jesus Christ.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_05: So what I mean, you know what?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_05: You have my respect because you just keep putting yourself out there and keep getting turned out.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's become a core personality, too.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe you shouldn't try so hard.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: What I'll say is there was a group of 30 women there.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: Uh half of them at that point go, she's just interested in us for our bodies.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: No, we don't she's just as bad as Derek.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: She's a shit Derek.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_03: And then half of them walk away, and the other half are like, ah, shoot your short, it's fine.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_05: In my in my head, do you know?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_05: Has anyone seen the TV show Take Me Out with the world I was gonna say the country's the world's greatest comedian, Patty McGuinness?
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, where there's like a line of women.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like the guy will just like say, Alright, my name's Brian and I'm from Essex, and then like three of them will just put their light off and it'll be like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_05: I there's like 30 women there.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_05: You went, anyone want to go for a drink?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_05: Just every fucking light went off.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, just half of them.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_00: Is there any way I can win back the other half?
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I don't know if you want to try into a spell or something like that.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: Ice knife.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_04: Primeval fuck you.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_00: Can I do I don't even know what spell I could uh cast.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_03: I if you've got something there that you think might work, I'm gonna cast the spell of honesty.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: And I say, Look, I'm sorry, I'm just I'm lost, and I I was supposed to be in Aberdeen trying to make a you know a step in my comedy career with some of the biggest names on the circuit, including the headliner prop comedian Phil But F Bill Fudler.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_04: Bill Fudler, thank you, thank you.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_00: And then all of a sudden I knew I was in a land that I didn't understand and I've had to fight for my life, so yeah, I'm a little vulnerable right now.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm sorry.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was good.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give you I'll say that gives you advantage, so roll performance with advantage.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_06: Better fucking roll.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember what advantage, how that works?
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: You roll twice and you give me the best.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_06: Eight, okay.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: And you'll have pluses to performance as well, I'm sure.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: Six.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Six.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't think it's gonna be enough, but let's see what your plus is to performance.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_00: It might you've plus two ten.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_05: Eh it's not really weighted or on this one.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: One woman turns around and she's like, Oh, that's very sad.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's very okay, you've got my sympathy now.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: So you're up to sixteen.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_05: You don't want sympathy.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_05: You don't want sympathy.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_05: That's worse.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna wake up not feeling good about your I think I'd rather have like, you know, put myself out there and and looked for connection rather than never tried at all.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_05: Oh you should write that down in a song.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'm a musician.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_05: I'll sing that one.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_05: The ballad of Fanny.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_00: I try to I can't because I'm chopped now.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: You're telling me that I'm Oh god.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh okay.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: So uh are you going to sleep after this or do you want to do anything else?
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go to sleep.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: So alone.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: So when you go to sleep, uh you have a dream where you're standing in front of a mother uh and you can see yourself, but it's like you're flickering in between what Fanny normally looks like and like almost like a half dragon, half person kind of person.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: And as you reach out to touch the mother, it fades into smoke and you realise it's just an illusion.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_03: And that is because Fanny has joined the school of illusion, so Fanny's subclass is an illusionist.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: So she gains uh uh two spells that are under the illusion category, and I'm sure there was a bunch of other stuff as well.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: My my spells?
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the spells that you gain.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_05: You can you can cast an illusion on people.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_05: You can yeah, you can be gorgeous now.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_00: I can be invisible, I have invisibility.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_05: You're already kind of nailing that.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: I can alter self and change appearance.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_00: Um, a magic mouth, which means I can put which is a real shame that no one wants to go home with me.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: Um because I can put a mouth on an object and make it recite the message, uh, which would probably feel pretty good.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um and then rope trick is where I touch a rope and one end of it hovers uh upward until the rope hangs perpendicular to the ground uh or the rope reaches the ceiling.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_00: At the rope's upper end, an invisible three foot by five foot portal opens to an extra-dimensional space that lasts until the spell ends.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_00: The space can be reached by climbing the rope, which can be pulled into or dropped out of it.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_00: So and it can hold up to eight medium or smaller creatures, attack spells and other effects can't pass into or out of the space, and we can see through the portal.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: So I basically just got us like a refugee safety box.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_05: Like we're in the back of the truck somewhere.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_00: And then I can just uh put like a magic mouth on the how many of them can you use with a long rest?
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_00: Uh two uh two.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_03: Is it for the spells?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: Otherwise that would be Yeah, for the spells.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_03: So you get so in level three, you get two second level spell slots and four first level, and then you're can't trap so there's them because you do whatever.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_05: Any of them as you want.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_00: My altar self only lasts up to one hour.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_05: That's not bad though.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_05: That's okay, Cinderella.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_05: You should have a date in an hour.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're like Cinderella there.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_04: You're like you could you could make you could be the fairy godmother and go bi-bity-bobity-boo and turn you're good-looking like like old handsome over here.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I could use it on I think I can only use it on myself.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I am the fairy godmother, but I'm also Cinderella.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_05: You could also be Cinderella, yeah.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_00: And then um I'm also the pumpkin.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_05: But after an hour, they're gonna go, ugh, gross.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so we're all back, you're all awake in the pub.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_03: Peggy's down the stairs, she's like, ah, good morning, everybody.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_03: Am I still a bear?
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well, do you want to turn back into a human or you can still be a bear if you want?
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_05: I don't want people to know that I'm a kid.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you'll be turned back into a human.
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, what the fuck could that happen?
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_03: And then Peggy's like, hello everybody, you ready?
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: Gotta fight that big monster for us.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_03: Me and Derek need some good press in this town.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_00: Some good press.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking hell, Peggy.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_00: We're just trying to save lives, not your reputation.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, right, okay.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: Uh hey, what about them weapons we uh where's the old beans?
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_04: What's up with the beanster?
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_04: We we went and got a big bunch of stuff for her.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Where's So you want to go to Beans?
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_05: I want to check out what Bean did with the raw material.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_00: So you basically look at Peggy and go, where the fuck is that other woman?
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_05: No, and then I moon walk.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_05: And we're all pretty wowed by it.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_05: You are actually, kind of.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_03: So you go to beans, bean gives you, so I think you wanted a plus one to your weapon, wasn't it?
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_04: My spear, is that right?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_03: So if you go to your infantry, it'll tell you what your spear is.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, spear.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_05: So we got plus two to hit now.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, right?
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_03: That becomes plus three to hit.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_03: Plus three.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then you just wanted.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: I think you're calling someone.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, like you called the person.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_05: It's just his phone's just open on his colours.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's you called your mom.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_05: One accidental hit.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_05: She needs to know what's going on.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_05: She needs to know.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and then you both wanted so you both wanted plus one to your armor.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, we both did, didn't we?
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: We went down the same route.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, so then use your whatever your armor class is now, it'll be plus one to that.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: So did well, it's up to you.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_05: No, uh are you talking about in the last episode when we went to the if Annie went to the dojo.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, but then on at the end, I think I'm yeah, I might have just improved my quarter staff.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_03: I got my armor class up but with a riddle.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, you got the magic item with the riddle.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: But this is for beans.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so bean's gonna put your uh your armor class up one.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_03: So remember when you got the materials?
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: Right, so put whatever that armor is, put that up top.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: Up it by one.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_03: But by one.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: And then do you want to improve your weapons or your armor?
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_00: I think I improved my weapon.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, okay.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_00: Uh so maybe maybe it's wiser to do armor because I've been low in I've been rolling low.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so armor class up one.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you put that up, whatever that is, you put that up one.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, and then Sean's gonna take another we plus to his armor class as well.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_03: So Bean comes out and she's like, she's Irish when she's Irish, yeah.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_03: She's Irish.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_03: Do it.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right, hold on.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_03: Do it now.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_03: So I've improved all your armor and I I I fixed your spear for you, so that's gonna do more.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be easier to throw, and it's gonna be easier to hit better.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_03: Your armor's all looking good.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't realise you were just wearing normal clothes, so I've just basically put like almost like a wee kind of sh wee bit of armor underneath your normal stuff.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, basically that.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I've got chain female.
• 34:30
  unknown: What is it?
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you want to turn off the podcast now, I think we'll all understand.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like that is also a pun.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_05: Oh fuck! It so is a pun.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_05: Of course it's a pun.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's actually a feminist take.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's actually an important.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_03: You've dodged that cunt for too long.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_03: So uh if you can know me a D8 of pun damage to Pandemic.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna chuck in D8.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_03: His word to the wise is a little heads up.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_03: God's a bit of a prick.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_00: Oh six.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_03: God is a bit of a prick.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_03: You you feel the thunder, but it's not there yet.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_05: Oh how?
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_05: I do one pun last dep and I was crucified.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_05: You you've already been warned and it was a bad one.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_05: He's got his eye on you, man.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm fu I'm fucking edging pun god.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_03: This is crazy.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you it was a bad one.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_03: You went up to Bean and went, what's your name?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_03: Flickma.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot it was that again.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair, it was actually I set him up and I said, What's your first name?
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_05: And then I went, Flickma?
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_05: Because it's you're like a vagina, right?
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_05: You're there, brother.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_05: You're right there, brother.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_05: You're on it.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_00: God, it's even funnier now that Tom explained it.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: Bean also says I do have like other weapons and stuff like that if you're interested.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so Sean goes over and he starts pointing at a war hammer.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: He's been like This dude.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_00: You want a Warhammer, Sean?
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: Hey what's the Warhammer?
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_05: I want to buy Sean a war.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, you are the only ones you and Sean are the only ones who don't have money in this.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have any money.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_00: I have some money.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_03: So they've got the gems.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_03: I've got some money.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_03: I got another one.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_00: I have 40 gold coins worth.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, how much is the Warhammer?
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the Warhammer is 20 gold pieces.
• 36:20
  SPEAKER_03: How do we know how much we have?
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_00: You also have 40.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: No, you've got 50.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you found the gemstone, you found Jasper, and you found Lapis Lazulish.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I found Lapis Lazulish.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_03: How much is the Warhammer?
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh 20.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: Pretty pricey.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, what else are we gonna spend this fucking money on?
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_03: Warhammer is it?
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh it's a big Warhammer, so it's a plus one Warhammer, so whatever it would have gained more.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_00: I pull Gar uh Don aside.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_00: I say, Have you noticed Sean's eyes are like crazy colors today?
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, really crazy.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think we gotta get him this war hammer.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_00: He has saved our ass so many times.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_00: How about I give ten of my money and you give ten of your money?
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_05: Great deal.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_05: Love it.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_00: We will purchase uh Miss Bean Miss Bean.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_05: Miss Bean.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_00: We will.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_05: Are you related to What up, Flickr?
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_00: We would like to purchase the Warhammer.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: Uh do you do gift wrapping?
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I I can gift wrap if you can.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, put a bow on it.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: Let's make Sean's day.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_03: Uh you want to like bot or at all?
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_03: You could try and like Oh.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_03: You could try and negotiate down.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like bargain hunt here.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can try and negotiate if you want to.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: Ten.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, bitch.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_00: Ten.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, no, so I'm gonna go nice, actually.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go nice.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go to hey.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_00: Gosh, we're just a couple of poor people.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_00: Would you would you consider going down to ten?
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_03: So we're all persuasion.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_03: B20?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: Sixteen.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know that you have it?
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_03: What's waste of your persuasion?
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Two eighteen.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_03: So uh being lost, well, yeah, you know what?
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_03: This would help the village if you kill that thing.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_03: So I I'll I'll I'll bring the price down to ten.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, thank you.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_03: We're not willing to go above eight.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_04: Ten bucks for a war hammer.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_00: No persuasion.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_05: We're not willing to go above eight.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_00: Don, she agreed to ten, man.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Don's choosing chaos today.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_05: 20.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_05: He's so good.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_00: Plus one.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_00: Plus one.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, he's so handsome.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_03: So that's a critical success.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, critical success.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_03: So Peteon's gonna be like, listen, do you know what?
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'm being selfish here.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_03: This is one thing.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_03: My shop can survive without it.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give you the Warhammer for free.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my fucking like.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_05: Finally, we've done something often.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_01: Touching Bill over there, like, yeah, we all did that.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_03: Team.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, like, you probably would have wanted to like Bill to do the negotiating because he's got the bonuses, but you fucking smash that.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_00: Next time we need some perspective.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there is other things in the shop if you are wanting to maybe try and get other stuff that doesn't.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_00: What else you got in there, B?
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so she's got she's got swords, she's got spears.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm right by saying Miss, right?
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's not Mrs.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: Bean.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's it it's Miss Bean.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_03: So she's got what she's got swords, shields.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_03: Shut up, Fanny.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, you're the attractive one.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_00: She's got swords.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: Swords, it's shields.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_03: She's got uh bigger, kind of stronger armour, like kind of knight's armour and stuff like that.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: So how much uh armor would that give us against?
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_00: How much would that increase?
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: That would bring down like there's certain things, bonuses you get for being unarmoured, but I don't think they I think they only really apply to Bill.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: So uh Bill's probably the only one you don't want to have armour.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_00: You you're the most depressed right now.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not in it yet.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: So she's got half plate armour, right?
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: So with that, your armour class would be 17 and whatever so eighteen, uh, because you still get your plus one from your original armour, but you would then gain disadvantage on all strength saving throws, dexterity saving throws, acrobatics, uh athletics, sleight of hand, and stealth.
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe uh like a shield, you can just uh tell you.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that way you don't have to be wearing full armor because that's like that's clunky.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_05: Uh it is clunky, but what size is this armor in and can it be very large?
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_01: You fucking armor bear?
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_05: I want to be an armor bear.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_05: That's so what I'm saying about.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_05: I think you're allowed to wear armor as a bear.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_05: Why not?
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_05: I'm allowed to buy some armor and put it on as a bear.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_03: Uh unless it says the AC next to the animal, just double check the wild shapes.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_03: So but I'm fairly sure you're your AC as your normal AC.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_00: You'd also have to carry around bear shaped sized armor as a short guy.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, now we're when what's AC?
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh armor class, it would just say AC.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_03: Does not say it then.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_03: Right, so I it would just be your normal armor class then.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_03: I could wear armor as a bear, right?
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well, you wouldn't have it, but like we That's the dumbest.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_05: How is that dumb?
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_05: Am I missing it?
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_05: Because you don't even have fingers.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_05: And you're on all four.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_01: How would you put it on?
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_05: But what what is the logic of this universe?
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_05: I can go for a fucking nap and wake up from it as a fucking bear and everyone's like, cool.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_05: And then when I'm like, let me put some metal on the bear, everyone's like, ridiculous.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_04: How are you gonna get the metal on the bear?
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_05: I will put it because I am the bear.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_05: Without doubt.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_05: But I am the bear.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_05: I have the intelligence.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_05: My intelligence actually goes up.
• 41:36
  SPEAKER_05: My intelligence goes up as I'm uh when it's fucking.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you still can't put the why you gonna- Of course I can!
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_05: What are we on about?
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_05: You're telling me a bear could put on like a pair of pants.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, if if I'm the bear, if the man paws.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_05: How are you gonna grab anything?
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_00: This is the hill you're gonna die on, Tom?
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_05: Like No, we're not dying on a hill.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_05: We're talking logic here.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, I'm glad you brought logic up, because that's what I want to argue.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_05: Why is now and only now logic being introduced?
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just saying.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, you know what?
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_05: Annie's literally about to cast a spell to make herself less ugly.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_05: And now we're going, well, don't be ridiculous.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm just telling you how Ad didn't they make the rules of the game?
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Giare fucking Gygax made the rule of the game.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_03: Gary fuck Gygak.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: I got a question for you.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_03: When you turn into Wild Shape, you still have the same armor class, so you still have all the same level of protection of the armor, but the bear is not wearing your clothes like it's just No, of course.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: But if I was to chuck some extra armor on there, that would be better.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but then you're just having to carry and about big bear armor to wait to turn into a bear to then take a turn to put armor on while I'm gonna take me a bit longer to get up the fucking lighthouse because I'm dragging some heavy armor.
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_00: You might so be it.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_00: Primeval might kill you in that time.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_05: When I'm going up some stairs, doubtful.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but you're not always bear either.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, fine.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_05: Here's what we'll do.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_05: We'll compromise.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_05: I won't buy this fucking armor, okay?
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_05: But can we all just please, for the love of God, agree that me wanting to be a bear with some armor on is not the most mental thing.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's fun.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_05: I'm on the met.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_05: It's fun.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_05: Who doesn't who wouldn't want to see a bear in some armor?
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_05: I wouldn't so love that.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_05: I would.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_05: I would.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just saying the legitimate.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, can I have a a shield for free?
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: So uh I'll tell you the thing with a shield.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_03: So you would gain plus two to your armor class, so your armor class would become uh 15, but you do still gain all the same disadvantages on like that.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_03: So it's slow like putting on armor or carrying a shield, it slows you down, and it means you can do like less stealth stuff and stuff like that.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_03: So that's there's a trick.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: Fine, because I got invisibility and I think like that's I'm not sure.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're maybe trying to do too much here.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_03: So you don't want any of the armor in it.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, being you're being a real bitch about it, so I guess not.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_00: Do uh
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_05: Give us some free stuff.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_05: We got excited.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_05: We wanted to make some purchases.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_05: Can we get a real cunt about it being a real cut?
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_05: Can we give Sean some armor?
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_00: Let's dress this boy up.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, kids.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_05: The bear's swearing now.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_05: Not the bear yet.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we can just get Sean some armor.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Some armor and Sean.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe cover his face up.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_05: I don't even know how good looking Sean is.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_05: Is Sean good looking?
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_01: That was like the first thing we found out about him.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_05: You kept calling him an ugly battery.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh shit.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then we rolled and he's So we're three uglies and a good looker.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_05: That's what I meant, but we were a We need to scar it.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_05: It's like last episode again.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_05: It's like we're good.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_05: You have a rat.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_01: You have a magic rat.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_05: It's gonna happen eventually.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I think we should we should deck Sean out like this kind of like man with that we can just send into battle fully, fully protected and absolutely gunned up.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_03: Sean's armor class then becomes 19.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus!
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: The only and the good thing is the only disadvantage he gains is on stealth.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: So all the other ones.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_05: 19 armor class.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's so high.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_00: This man is gonna be on the show.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_00: So are you wanting to do that?
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: If he wasn't butt-face ugly, he'd be the most attractive.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: Half-plate armor, it costs 750 gold pieces.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: What the f what the hell?
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_01: A war here.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny, Fanny, we got this.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_05: We got this.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_05: We got a bardic.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, put send let Tom take the lead on this.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: 750, and then we I elbow Tom and sh we shove him forward.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_04: Do you want prime evil to keep killing your people?
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_04: Or do you want us to get up there?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_05: Look, give us here's what we'll do.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_05: I was right.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_05: Lend us the armor and we'll give it back when we come back.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_04: That's good.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good so rent.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: So you you want to rent my armor?
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_05: So we'll pay you when we get back.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_05: How long?
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_05: I feel like for the audio listeners, uh, Tom winked three times there.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_00: Start dancing, Bill.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_05: I save the dance for afterwards.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_05: Never dance to see.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody knows that.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_05: You look like a motherfucker.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't go to dance college.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_05: So this is watch this.
• 46:16
  SPEAKER_05: Where's the ladies that you showed?
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_05: I'll start dancing.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_05: You want me to call them?
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_05: Well, maybe later.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go get old.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_03: Twinkle toes.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_03: So beans basically.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_03: So beans like, listen, that costs seven.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_03: That's the most expensive thing in the shop, that armor, right?
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll I would need at least.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_03: I would say if I'm renting to you, I'd need at least a hundred gold pieces just to play it safe.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_03: What about eight?
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's gonna take you can roll charisma, but I'm telling you that's gonna need a really high roll because eight to a hundred is a crazy careful.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: To make it more dramatic, Liam, close your eyes while we roll.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_05: Holy shit, three twenties?
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_05: What's your name bean?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_05: Being nice.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_05: Look, mean what's the point of having this great armor down here when the monsters up there?
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_05: Like gathering dust.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_05: Just sitting there gathering dust.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe like you could put it to good use, and and you know what?
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_05: Uh you should I'll tell you what I'm gonna do?
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna tell all the other people in the village that we'd like to fight prime with the cool uh armor, but unfortunately your armor maker won't give it to us for like bucks.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_07: Yes.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_05: Like, but you're and you're gonna get the armor back.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_05: I think you should just give it to us for free, really.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_05: Also, good all good points.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_05: When we come back after defeating prime evil, think that the price is just gonna go up.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_05: Think how much it'll be worth the armor You can sell it as an artifact.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_05: We are putting more value on this thing.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I'll give you advantage on this role, and it doesn't need to be as high now because you've made very good arguments.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_06: So 17 Eat my fucking ass!
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: Get to roll again, and if you get higher than that, that'll be the one that will go.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_03: Tom, get get ready, get ready for absolute scenes.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_03: Also, uh, do you want to see your dancing right now?
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_05: Oh is my dance will my dad's work?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're dancing.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_05: Twinkle toes come out to play.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_00: We can see the energy in his toes start to build as they guys listen, I woke up this morning just feeling dynamite.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_05: You're looking dynamite.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_00: Son, you if you feel like you have rhythm just coursing to your veins.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: Behind you.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's very good.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: So it's 17.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you'll sit we go with a 17.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, and my charisma is obviously 14 plus two.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_03: So he's up to 19, and then I'll give you a fast one because you don't.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: But the dance and tell me what the dance was, though.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_05: My dance can me and Kate see it.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, explain it in great detail.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_05: My dance was the Pittsburgh Waltz.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I also was like, what is he looking at?
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_04: Pittsburgh waltz.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_04: I've been practicing it at Butlins.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_00: They say that has uh a move so daring that people have died.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_05: The I'll start thinking I gotta remember all the butlons what.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_05: Oh the yeah, the Chicago.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_05: The Chicago shuffle.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, everybody.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna do the Everyone line up for the New Orleans dip.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_05: What were they doing?
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_05: I know I can't remember, but it was like, yeah, it was like cities in America then I danced.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_05: I did the Pittsburgh wall.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_05: The Wisconsin wall.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_05: The Wisconsin.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_00: The New Jersey jazz hands.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_05: New Jersey jazz hands.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_05: I only pull that out for the good stuff.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_05: It's pretty sexy.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's the one that's what kills people.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_00: Their hands go too fast.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_00: They become propellers.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: Shoot off the wrist.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_03: Bingo is right.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_03: You've you've made very good points here.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_03: Uh this is the deal I'm willing to give you is right now.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give you the armor for free right now.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_03: But I see if you come back and you've defeated prime evil, uh give me the armor back and give me, let's say, 50 gold pieces.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_05: Give you the armor back and 50 gold pieces.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_05: Well then you're not really giving us it for free, are you?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_05: If you come back.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_00: When we come when we come back.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_05: If we come back.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_00: When we come back, can we re-try and talk to you?
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_05: There's and say it was destroyed and then go back and get it later.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_05: So that's so unbelievably smart.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_05: Still, Bill.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_05: I love that.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_00: I asked if we can renegotiate when we come back about the 50.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so when you come back, I'll I'll maybe, depending on how that goes and the state the armor's in, then we can negotiate.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_05: We gotta better is fucking on this.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_05: Bill.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_05: Put the armor on, Sean.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_05: Let's get up here.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_05: Quick, so let's go.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_05: Let's get out of here.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_03: Sean now has 19 armor clutches.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_00: He's never looked more attractive.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_00: Prime.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go fight it.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_03: So the other thing I forgot to tell you is that also Bean has been has health potions.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_05: Bean, why do you keep hiding this?
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_05: Why are you hiding it all for you?
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_05: We all we want it all for free.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_05: Bean, just give us it for free.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: Bean, look, I I will I feel like you've given us a lot of things for free, so I'll give you how much of the how much you want it for the health potions?
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_03: I would say about five gold pieces each.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_05: All right, let's buy it.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, easy.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_05: Three of them.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_05: Three of them, please.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm not paying above eight, but three.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_05: I want three of them.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they're they're five, so they're under they're under in.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_03: No, I want three for eight.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_03: You want three for eight?
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_00: That's uh half price, almost half price.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_05: It's gonna be a wee persuasion rule though.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_05: Guess what's about to happen?
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_05: Imagine it happened again.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_05: Imagine with that moment.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_05: She's not a very good negotiator.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_03: She's getting absolutely robbed.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_00: But what is she doing sitting here about to be killed with all her stuff?
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I picked it up, so I think it was a five.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_05: Requiring it was not a five, it was higher than a five.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_05: Well, was it six?
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_05: But due to the rules of the D game.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_05: Once a player, once a player picks up dice, it needs to be a re-roll.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_05: No, it doesn't.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_03: It was a six It was an eight.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck off.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_03: Eight.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_03: So being goes, look, guys, come on, you're taking the mick here, okay?
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: Twelve.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_03: We're not willing to be above twelve for two.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, fourteen.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_03: I've given enough good deals today.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_00: What do these health questions do?
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_00: They bring us back 100%?
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_03: Regain you uh you drink it and you regain four hit points.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_03: Don't pay 15 gold.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so uh how are you wanting to do that?
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_03: You want to trade the the Jasper, which is your one stone for that?
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_03: How much is that worth?
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_03: Is that worth it?
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you could trade being that and then she'll give you back uh 35.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: No, is it 45?
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yep.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, you'll actually get gold pieces.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'll do that then, yeah.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so she takes the Jasper off you and gives you uh was it three health potions and then uh Do we want a fourth one for Sean?
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_00: No, he's got 19 heals.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, okay.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just three.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_05: I give one to Fanny, I give one to Peter.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_03: Also, the member you do have healing spells.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_03: You have a healing spell you can use as a bonus action and you have.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but it's all just more.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_05: We're about to go in against fucking prime evil.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry for being a little bit fucking or being aside.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_05: Hello.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_05: I say thank you.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much for your help.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_00: I just feel like people all they know is is that its name is Prime Evil, and I just I refuse to believe that people don't know a little bit more.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_00: We need to know what we're walking into.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_00: Anything about the way up?
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_03: Uh well I I've from what I've heard, the way ups it seems to be some sort of booby traps.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: This prime evil is put on it.
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm so good at that.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_05: Got that in the phone call.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_05: I can sense booby traps now.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think you put that one in.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_03: I think you were like, oh, it's this one or that one, and you went that one.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_03: Larely, no way did I do that.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_00: I remember speaking about how the That's why he chose booby traps, because you said no to it.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_03: You were like, I can do this spell or I could take that spell.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_05: I remember speaking about the booby trap for a while.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_00: But I can detect magic.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: Would booby traps be depending on if it's a magic thing or not.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_05: Why would I not pick the fucking booby trap?
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_05: I got so excited.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna get the rat to go first.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, did I not pick you you were you said to me you were thinking it was between one spell and the C trap spell, and you went by the other one.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_00: That was such a big moment that we almost had.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_00: So it's a bunch of movie traps, so we've got to move carefully upwards.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what I would say.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_03: All I know is that he there's smoke and then people people die.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't I don't know what type of creature he is.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what he looks like.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_00: I've been advised not to try so hard.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna leave with this.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_00: You mean nothing to me.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_00: And then we walk out.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_03: Dingo is fucking hell.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_05: So you're rude to the other girl.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_00: He told me not to try, so I'm leaving on.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_05: Trying not so hard doesn't mean insult me.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_05: Rude, yeah, but still be crazy.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_05: Turn around.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm ambivalent.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I'm indifferent.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_00: Uh look, hey, look, when I come back, maybe we can hang out just as friends.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_05: That might be to get in the friend zone first.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's how that's how we get them.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_05: Gain some trust.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_00: 20.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_03: 20.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_03: You can tell being his variant of this.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_05: Big moment.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_05: Big moment for Fanny.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_01: Note to self, it's hard to high-five over the table.
• 55:45
  SPEAKER_01: Nor does Tom slapping me.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_01: Good job.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, uh, so Derek is now gonna come up and he sees that you're Zod Edith.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, this guy.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_07: Uh boo.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_03: Hi guys.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_01: Look at it.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Boo.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck off, Derek.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_03: Hey guys.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still in bin mode till on it.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking classic.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_05: You're getting stuck in bean mode.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_05: We've all been there.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_05: We've all been there.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_05: Classic.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_03: You're in Thornhold.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey guys.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_03: How are you?
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_03: It's like hanging out with DiCaprio, just stuck in a character.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, so are you you're gonna go up and kill the monster for me, guys?
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, not for you.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_00: Not for you.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_03: Not for you, Derek.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_03: You fucking piece of shit.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, guys.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_03: I helped you out.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_03: I I'm the one who brought you into this village.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_03: I found you guys.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_00: Hey you found us, but man, it's been really hard and you've made us do everything, okay?
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody says that they don't like you, Derek.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_05: We've talked to everybody.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_05: They think that you're you You're a coward.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_00: A coward.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_05: Derek, we're fucking cheap.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_05: So you know what?
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_00: We're doing this for the people of Thornhold and for everyone you killed.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_02: I ain't killed nobody.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't kill anyone.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't get involved.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_02: I keep at my Exactly.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_05: Just you fucking shut the fuck up, Derek.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_05: Derek, if you're not such a coward, why don't you come with us?
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_05: Come with us, don't you?
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_03: This is intimidation or persuasion.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_03: Persuasion.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_03: Intimidation.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_03: Persuasion.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_05: Persuade.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_05: I want to intimidate.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_05: Derek, look, we don't think you're a coward.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_05: I think you should come with us.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_03: Jews want to have a quick look to see who has better intimidation and who has better persuasion?
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_03: Because I would say to go with whatever better.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_00: Plus two for both.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and then wait.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_04: I have plus five.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_05: Plus one.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_05: No, but you want to plus five or six.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_05: I can't read that small.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_03: Since six.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_06: Whoa.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_03: How is it that high?
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_03: Because he's a barb.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_03: His whole thing's charisma.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_05: So I think I have a plus the I think the highest plus I have is two.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_03: Tom done really like out of everybody, Tom done the best in the character creations, so he has stats all kind of lined up perfectly.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_05: I'm the most charismatic person here.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_00: Charismatic.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_05: Charismatic.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_05: Charismatic motherfucker.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_00: He's a charisma bardic.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_03: So do me a D20 roll.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_00: 18 plus king.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_03: Derek.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_03: Derek's coming.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_05: And you know what we're gonna do with Derek?
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna go in the front.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_05: He's gonna go first.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_05: I want him to go in the front because he knows exactly where to go.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_05: And if there's any crabs.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you don't need whisper for you're not playing against me.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just an referee.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm uh if anything, I want things to go well for you guys because if you all die, then the podcast is fucked.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_03: The Patreon's gonna be.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_05: Listen, I'm glad you joined the team.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_04: Um, you know where to go, right, Derek?
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_04: You've been up there?
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_03: I I'm only coming because I really, guys, I think this would really help my re-election.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's back to Peter.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, that's good.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's good.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_03: I think it would.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: I I think that would really help my election campaign.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_03: All right, dude.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_05: Another PR.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_00: I am I am picturing Derek as do you know in the mummy with Brendan Fraser?
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_00: The guy Benny, who's the weasel.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's him.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_05: He's such a fucking lady.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_03: So he's coming along now.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_03: So he takes you to the stairs.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_03: So you start working up the spiral staircase, uh, and you realise you're getting somewhat near the top, uh uh because it kind of flattens out into a bit of a land and the air feels like cleaner and it doesn't feel as dingy as it was down in the in a dungeon.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_03: And Derek goes, right, guys, this is it.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_03: This is this is where the stairs that take us up to the bad guy.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_03: Well, after you, Derek.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, after you, Derek.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_03: So there's 300 stairs on the way up.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_03: Uh do you just want to tell me what number like uh are you going all up them all at once?
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_03: All up.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_03: Right, okay.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_05: I think no, hold on.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_05: That was I think that was c a clear little sign there of 25%, yeah.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_05: So it we want it to be Derek Sean.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_05: And then should we just roll?
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'll go next because if you Are you gonna turn into a bear or are you gonna hold?
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'll go behind them because I'm quick on my touch.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_05: I'm so gonna go a bear.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm happy to be I'm happy to be bear.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_05: I think it should then be you.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because also if we're afraid of booby traps, I can be turned around with my quarter staff and I'm gonna And I'm gonna I've got an immovable bar that I'll get somebody to hold.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_05: And I'll hold up the rear as a bear, as bears would do with the rears.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_05: Make sure nothing sneaks up behind us.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_05: Like it's gonna happen.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_03: You do the you do the first step, nothing happens.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I want to detect magic.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so that'll be is that one of you I don't actually no, I don't need to roll, no.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_03: Is it one of your spell slots though?
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a first-level spell.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a ritual or anything?
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_00: Or is it just it has an R behind it?
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so that's a ritual, so that means it doesn't cost you anything to cast that.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_03: Uh sadly though, all you can see is that there's something that's somewhat magical at the top, but you can see there's a kind of you know something's there, but on the stairs you can't see any kind of magic.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, guys, there's definitely something at the top, but I um did you just hear that?
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_05: It's glowing, yeah.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_05: It's something up there might be magical.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_00: But let's take our time because remember, we know there's booby traps.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_05: We don't know there's booby traps.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_05: The phrase the phrase no shit Sherlock comes to mind.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_03: Guys, there's something magic in here.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_03: You do it the first step, nothing happens.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_03: The second step, have you you know how in fucking Indiana Jones where the wee arrows shout at the wall, as soon as Derek So Derek, as soon as Derek steps on that, he gets a dart comes out, and now he needs to see if it hits someone.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, please hit.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be so funny if he just died of it.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'll start laughing.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh 20.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_03: So it not only does it hit, it really fucking hits Derek.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: Derek first said, Dart in the fucking head.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_01: Dirt in the head.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_03: So one, so you got rolled one damage and that's plus one, and then it's doubled.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_03: So he's got four damage.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_03: So Derek turns around with an arrow in the side of uh dart on the side of his head.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_03: He goes, Yeah, this isn't gotten good, guys.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Derek, how are you feeling?
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_05: You can keep going, yeah?
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_03: I can't uh roll persuasion.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Derek keep just keep 20.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_05: Look at that.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_05: 20.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_05: So 20.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_03: 20.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_03: So 20.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_03: Derek's gonna need to be.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_01: You have re-weighted.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_05: You you you keep walking, Derek.
• 1:02:25
  SPEAKER_03: So Derek now no longer needs to be.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_03: He's never gonna need to be persuaded again because that was such a success.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_03: What was it you said, Gareth?
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_05: Just keep thinking about the election, buddy.
• 1:02:35
  SPEAKER_00: This dart and head look is gonna be real good.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_05: Tell him the story.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_05: When I thornhold gazette, get a hold of this.
• 1:02:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, before I even saw Prime Evil, I took a dart to the head.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_03: So uh it gives you all a thumbs up.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_03: He steps in the fourth step.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 1:02:51
  SPEAKER_03: Darts to come out of the wall again.
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_03: How many?
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_01: Multiple this time?
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_03: So it's one dart that comes out.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_03: So for the love of fun, dark money.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's a 12.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_00: Hits him right through the day.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_03: Guys, I don't feel so good.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_03: So it it just messes.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_03: And then it's like, what the fuck, yeah.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_03: This is not good.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_03: Drink this.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_00: I say, let's well, no, no, not yet, not yet.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_00: Say, okay, Derek, you've been pretty good.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_00: We'll let Sean go first because no, no.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_05: Derek, we persuaded him.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_06: I don't want Derek to die.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_01: I actually feel a bit bad for him.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_01: I feel a little bit bad.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_05: Sisterhood, you've turned your back on him.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_05: He loves it.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's he's a hero.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't mean he has to die.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I it's funnier.
• 1:03:36
  SPEAKER_05: It's way funnier.
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_05: How far up the stairs are we?
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_05: He is on the thud step of three hundred.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_03: Three hundred.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_03: He's got two fucking darts in him.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_06: He's got one in his head, one in his neck.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_04: What can I ask?
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_04: So every time he takes a stab a dark comedy.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_03: So what I'll tell you is in the number so the so far the steps that have triggled out of three steps that have triggered the track are the two and three.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_03: Can they be re-triggered?
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_04: There's a pattern, is what Liam's saying.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_04: Here's what I want to do.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_04: What does Derek have as a weapon?
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_03: He has a scemitar.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_04: And a scimitar is what?
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_04: Pretty big?
• 1:04:26
  SPEAKER_03: It's uh like a pirate's kind of cutlass kind of thing.
• 1:04:29
  SPEAKER_03: Can he like tap the stare to see activate it?
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'll let him do that, but he's gonna have to roll that as an attack because you would say the uh the weight of a sword is different to the weight of a bell.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_03: So it would need to be a you'd need to succeed in an attack, or you can just use him as cannon fodder to try and work out the pattern.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_00: I can create an unseen servant.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_03: Send the servant up.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_05: Send the servant up.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_00: I create unseen servant, an invisible, mindless, shapeless, medium force um uh until the spell ends.
• 1:05:05
  SPEAKER_00: So will that have weight to it?
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_03: So you want to send the unseen servant up?
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_00: And I will say this is crazy because these traps have clearly been reset.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like all these other people who came up here had to overcome this.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_03: Primeval don't fuck about, man.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_00: And and they're not magic, because otherwise I would have detected them.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_05: And how heavy is the unseen servant?
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_03: So that's like the weight of a person.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_03: So I'll chuggle the chart.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_00: Unseen servant is is thing.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but is he gonna take a hit and then we get up one more stair?
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_00: Unseen servant can't die.
• 1:05:37
  SPEAKER_03: At a certain point, you'll have a nut, you'll know what you The pattern.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_00: There's a pattern of steps.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, so the second and third one?
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_03: Out of three, two and three chuggled one did not.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, step on the fourth one then.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_03: The fourth one.
• 1:05:53
  SPEAKER_03: So you send in is it Derek or the servant that's going to be?
• 1:05:55
  SPEAKER_00: The servant for right now.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna give Derek a break.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_03: The servant steps in the fourth one.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_00: Eric start only speaking in French because the dart is starting to like fuck around with his brain a little bit.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_00: So Fourth one doesn't trigger.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_03: You want him to go up to the fifth one?
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_03: Fifth one triggers.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_03: So he's gonna your servant what uh your servant will tell you your stats on him.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_03: What so what is that armor class on your servant that'll say ten.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_03: So the servant gets hit.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's gonna be everything divisible by two, is what I'm thinking.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_00: Five is triggered.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_03: So fuck what two, three, five right now.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_03: Two three five.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so the servant's been hat aroll uh damage.
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_03: He gets two damage from the dark.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh what's the servant's HP?
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_00: One hit point.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_03: So it's dead.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I said, right?
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_03: Can I ask you a question?
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_03: Uh is it dark?
• 1:06:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's dingy, so it is you you won't be able to like you can't see like all the way in front.
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_03: You can see each other kind of thing.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_04: Derek, step on.
• 1:06:55
  SPEAKER_04: I want Derek to go and Okay, so that was the fifth.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_00: Miss five.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, five trigger.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_04: Six.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_04: We don't go go jump up to the seventh step and see if we take a bow.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_03: So are you wanting to miss six completely?
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, miss six completely.
• 1:07:10
  SPEAKER_03: Are you wanting to cast some sort of light?
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_05: What I was gonna do is yes.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_05: So if I'm at the back, everything behind me is probably quite dark and nothing's happened yet.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_05: I'll sit on it.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_05: I'll sit on it.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_01: I cast dancing lights!
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's close.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_03: So close.
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_03: He jumps on the seventh step.
• 1:07:27
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know if the sixth step is a trigger now, but on the seventh one, that's a trigger, and now Derek Derek has to throw Derek gets another 20, so Derek's double damage again.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_03: Uh that's four.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_03: Derek's dead.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_00: Well, can we can we like if we hear me out, throw his body on the steps ahead of us?
• 1:07:51
  SPEAKER_05: That's a great idea.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_05: I am not disagreeing, it's a good plan.
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_05: Can we just take 30 seconds to ask ourselves, do we want to be the people that throw a mayor that we have fucking listened to?
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_00: He killed himself.
• 1:08:10
  SPEAKER_05: Are we wanting to pick him up and throw him on every step?
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_05: Is that the people we want to be?
• 1:08:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, let's be those people.
• 1:08:21
  SPEAKER_00: Because I think we should Have you ever seen Deadpool?
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, he takes the other Deadpool out.
• 1:08:27
  SPEAKER_00: I I you know, I s I step on one, I s jump up to four, um, I I So once the once the they've been triggered, they're not like neloaded.
• 1:08:37
  SPEAKER_00: They just put them on six and I pull down, yeah, I pull Derek's body down to six.
• 1:08:46
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing happens.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_03: Six wasn't a trigger.
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_03: So now Okay, so one, four, and six.
• 1:08:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, two, three, five, and seven.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but one, four, and six are six.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_05: What's the pattern there?
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_03: One or the pattern could be either way.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_03: So the pattern could be the odd ones, yeah.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that that that could be the trigger, or it could be the ones that are not.
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_05: One, four, six, and two, three, it can't be the it can't.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_00: Is it pri no, it's not that I'm honestly so bad at stuffing.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_00: I think we need a couple more steps.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_00: So I t I shoved Derek's body up to the eighth step.
• 1:09:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's see if primeval has triggered the eighth step.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_03: Primeval has not.
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_03: Eight eight is fine.
• 1:09:29
  SPEAKER_03: You want to do nine as well?
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:09:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  SPEAKER_03: Nine's fine.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_00: It actually gets easier morally to do it.
• 1:09:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_00: Once you do it once nine is fine?
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_03: Nine is fine.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_03: Do I do ten?
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_03: Ten's clear.
• 1:09:42
  SPEAKER_03: Eleven.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: Eleven triggers, but I'm gonna say that I hit, but I'm gonna say Derek's body can only really take two more hits.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's getting falling apart.
• 1:09:54
  SPEAKER_00: Aye, it's getting torn apart by darts.
• 1:09:56
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, it is pretty.
• 1:09:57
  SPEAKER_05: What we are doing is let's just call it speed of speed.
• 1:10:00
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking horrific.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's brutal.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_03: So far, the steps that have triggled are two, three, five, seven, and eleven.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_05: Two, three.
• 1:10:11
  SPEAKER_05: Two, three.
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_05: Is it the is it all the numbers that are mentioned in Mambo number five?
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to think to back to math.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like this, there is something.
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_05: I can't see a pattern in that.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_05: There was like four clear there.
• 1:10:23
  SPEAKER_05: That makes no sense.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_00: There's some like um prime numbers.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_05: Do you have your Nokia?
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_05: Prime numbers.
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_05: Here's a way to set.
• 1:10:29
  SPEAKER_05: It's primeval prime numbers.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_05: Of course it is.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_00: I kept saying prime, then I was like, no, that's not right.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_03: You look like it's prime prime.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_03: Prime numbers.
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_00: No, but I was like, I was like, I thought there was something right.
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_00: Is it prime numbers?
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
• 1:10:44
  SPEAKER_05: Prime numbers.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_05: Good one.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_00: Women shouldn't doubt themselves.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well The handsome man in the group.
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_05: Did the bear say prime number?
• 1:10:52
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not a bear yet.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_05: But the bear did.
• 1:10:55
  SPEAKER_05: To be fair, I I got it from you don't have enough police in your service.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_00: This is the thing.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_00: I this is the whole thing.
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_00: My whole thing.
• 1:11:02
  SPEAKER_05: We've always said Fanny should back herself more.
• 1:11:04
  SPEAKER_05: She's never putting herself out there.
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_05: We've always said that.
• 1:11:08
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny, be confident.
• 1:11:09
  SPEAKER_05: Put yourself out there.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_03: So uh people like you.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_03: Just do it.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_05: People like.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_03: Now you know that though.
• 1:11:15
  SPEAKER_03: The real question is, can you name me all the prime numbers between?
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_03: What is a prime number?
• 1:11:21
  SPEAKER_03: We can't fucking do that.
• 1:11:23
  SPEAKER_03: Prime number is a number that can be divided or times by itself.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_00: Itself.
• 1:11:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was trying to do.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_05: Three can be divided by itself and timed by itself.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_00: No, well every number can be named.
• 1:11:35
  SPEAKER_03: It can only be like a prime I'll read out that it's like literally.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_03: For example, five is a prime number because it only has one, only has two factors, one and five.
• 1:11:45
  SPEAKER_00: It can only be divided by if you just do each of them then.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_00: So thirteen is also prime number, thirteen's a prime number.
• 1:11:58
  SPEAKER_00: Thirteen, fifteen, seventeen.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_04: And that's it.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_00: No, because and then nineteen is divided by eight.
• 1:12:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um So you stand on nineteen?
• 1:12:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're up to nineteen, yeah.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so when you stand on nineteen, that struggles.
• 1:12:13
  SPEAKER_03: So who is at the front?
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_00: But it's difficult.
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_03: Sean.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_03: No, nineteen isn't.
• 1:12:18
  SPEAKER_03: Nineteen is eight times eight.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, wait.
• 1:12:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_05: Sean, take a hit.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_05: Sean, you're getting hit.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_04: No, we threw we had we had Derek for two more.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_01: So we choose Derek.
• 1:12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Derek gets hot.
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_03: Now you know Jesus.
• 1:12:34
  SPEAKER_05: 20, 21, 22.
• 1:12:39
  SPEAKER_05: Don't step on 23.
• 1:12:44
  SPEAKER_00: I always get it mixed up with 23.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_04: 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
• 1:12:50
  SPEAKER_04: Don't step on 31.
• 1:12:51
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_00: What's 29 divisible by?
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, 29.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_03: You've you've had 29.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I caught it in time.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_03: Tom says.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_01: Tom.
• 1:13:01
  SPEAKER_05: 29 is that prime number.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's okay.
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_05: Derek's done.
• 1:13:06
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Derek's.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, got it.
• 1:13:08
  SPEAKER_04: Now we let's see on that.
• 1:13:13
  SPEAKER_04: 32, 33.
• 1:13:15
  SPEAKER_00: I would say what's 33 divisible by.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_00: What's 33?
• 1:13:17
  SPEAKER_00: Stop counting.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_04: 33 is 11.
• 1:13:20
  SPEAKER_04: 3 times 11.
• 1:13:21
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_04: 35, 36, 37 might be a prime number.
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:13:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_04: Don't step on 37, 38, 39.
• 1:13:31
  SPEAKER_00: 39's a prime number.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_05: 3 times 13.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 1:13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 1:13:36
  SPEAKER_05: 40, 41 is a prime number.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_05: Incredible.
• 1:13:40
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it wasn't.
• 1:13:41
  SPEAKER_05: 41 is a prime number, 42, 43.
• 1:13:46
  SPEAKER_05: I think 43 is a prime number.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, so good.
• 1:13:49
  SPEAKER_05: 43, 44, 45, 46, 47.
• 1:13:53
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm watching Rain Man.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like a chopped, a chopped Rain Man.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_05: People say to me, what was it like opening for Tom?
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_05: And I say, like hanging out with fucking Rainman.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_05: But chopped.
• 1:14:03
  SPEAKER_05: What is 47?
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_05: I think 47 might be a prime number.
• 1:14:06
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_05: Are you stepping on it?
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:14:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's a prime number.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_05: Perfect.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_05: 47, 48, 49, 50, 51.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_05: Bill is getting significantly hotter.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 51 I would say prime.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_05: 51, what could go into there?
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_05: Nothing.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_05: No, per 51 is a prime number, so.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_05: If you skip it, it's not gonna be a good idea.
• 1:14:29
  SPEAKER_04: Say 52, 53, 53 might be one.
• 1:14:33
  SPEAKER_04: 53 is a prime number.
• 1:14:35
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yes it is.
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:14:36
  SPEAKER_04: So we don't step on that 54, 55, 56, 57.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_04: 57.
• 1:14:42
  SPEAKER_00: 51, 57.
• 1:14:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're skipping 55.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_03: Skipping it.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's not, but uh you're fine anyway.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_03: So if I'm sure.
• 1:14:49
  SPEAKER_00: If we're in doubt, just skip it.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_05: 57, 58, 59.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_04: Skip, let's skip 59.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's a prime number.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:14:58
  SPEAKER_04: See, 61, skip that one.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_03: We're doing this to 300, by the way.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna stop at 100, and we're gonna assume that once you've got a few.
• 1:15:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and then we get that pattern.
• 1:15:06
  SPEAKER_05: Um 62, 63.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_05: Skip over 63.
• 1:15:11
  SPEAKER_05: Why not?
• 1:15:13
  SPEAKER_07: Huh?
• 1:15:14
  SPEAKER_03: No, you land on 63.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, fine.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:15:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's not fairly.
• 1:15:21
  SPEAKER_04: Might be a prime number.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 1:15:22
  unknown: Yep.
• 1:15:25
  SPEAKER_05: You land on 67?
• 1:15:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I thought that's a good one.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_05: But we should all 6'7.
• 1:15:32
  SPEAKER_05: 69, fine.
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_04: 69, fine, yeah.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_04: 671.
• 1:15:39
  SPEAKER_05: Not only fine, it's a lot of fun.
• 1:15:41
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
• 1:15:42
  SPEAKER_05: Gonna keep it.
• 1:15:43
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody's getting a little dirty around here.
• 1:15:47
  SPEAKER_00: Um 70, 71 might be a prime number.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_00: Skip over 71.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_05: What I love about this is at literally 73?
• 1:15:54
  SPEAKER_00: What's that?
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_00: Should we skip over 73 to just in case.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_05: Everyone listening to this is gonna be so surprised right now.
• 1:16:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like Tom, you've helped your kids with math problems though recently, haven't you?
• 1:16:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:16:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:16:05
  SPEAKER_05: Many times.
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_00: See, this is why it's like I learned it so long ago.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_05: No, Tom's good with numbers.
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_05: Tom is good with numbers.
• 1:16:14
  SPEAKER_05: It's a prime number.
• 1:16:16
  SPEAKER_05: This is fucking mental.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_05: 81.
• 1:16:19
  SPEAKER_05: Learning am the dumbest in the group.
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_05: Is 81 a prime number?
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_05: That's the same.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_05: Skip in.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you land on 82, and that's fine because 81 is not a prime number.
• 1:16:30
  SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
• 1:16:30
  SPEAKER_03: 83 might be a prime number.
• 1:16:33
  SPEAKER_03: Skip up, land on 84.
• 1:16:34
  SPEAKER_03: It was a prime number.
• 1:16:35
  SPEAKER_03: That was 84, 85, 86, 86, 18.
• 1:16:39
  SPEAKER_00: Skip over 87?
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_03: Let's skip over it just for a second.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_03: Land on 88.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's fine because 87 was not a prime number.
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_03: What about 88?
• 1:16:45
  SPEAKER_04: 89.
• 1:16:46
  SPEAKER_04: Let's skip it.
• 1:16:47
  SPEAKER_04: Even if it is or if it isn't 90.
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_04: 89 was a prime number, so that was like one might be a prime number.
• 1:16:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, skip it.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_04: Skip that one.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, you skip it, but it was fine because 81 was a number of numbers.
• 1:16:59
  SPEAKER_03: What about 93?
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_04: What was in the 91?
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I don't know, but I've got a list of prime numbers in front of me and it's not there.
• 1:17:08
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:17:09
  SPEAKER_05: 91, 92, 93 is probably prime number.
• 1:17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so land on 94.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's fine because 93 is not.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_05: 95, 96, 97.
• 1:17:21
  SPEAKER_05: Skip over 97 just for the sake of it.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yep.
• 1:17:23
  SPEAKER_05: It's not prime.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_05: 98.
• 1:17:25
  SPEAKER_05: 99, 100.
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_00: 91 is divisible by numbers 1, 7, 13, and 91, obviously.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_05: But like seven and thirteen.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, that'd be 13 times 7.
• 1:17:37
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 1:17:37
  SPEAKER_05: It'd be 91.
• 1:17:38
  SPEAKER_05: That was that was beautiful.
• 1:17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Genuinely so impressive to you.
• 1:17:42
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
• 1:17:44
  SPEAKER_05: Fucking well done.
• 1:17:46
  SPEAKER_05: That was awesome.
• 1:17:47
  SPEAKER_05: That was awesome.
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_05: It really was.
• 1:17:49
  SPEAKER_00: Thank your kids for us, man.
• 1:17:50
  SPEAKER_00: No worries, man.
• 1:17:51
  SPEAKER_03: So that was fucking awesome.
• 1:17:53
  SPEAKER_03: We'll say that you've worked out the pattern all the way up the stairs, so you're now at the door.
• 1:17:57
  SPEAKER_04: I can't believe Derek's dead.
• 1:17:58
  SPEAKER_00: At some point, did we kind of kick him back down?
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he I will say he just got kind of torn to pieces on what's I think it was 19 he got torn to pieces on.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's okay.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_03: So you're now at the door and there's a free three-digit lock combination.
• 1:18:14
  SPEAKER_05: Three-digit numbers are there.
• 1:18:16
  SPEAKER_00: Do we bring any snacks with us?
• 1:18:18
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we knock on the door and go, hello.
• 1:18:21
  SPEAKER_00: Amazon for prime evil.
• 1:18:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_03: I like this idea, right?
• 1:18:25
  SPEAKER_04: So Amazon for primeval.
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_03: Roll persuasion.
• 1:18:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:18:29
  SPEAKER_03: We see the answers the door.
• 1:18:30
  SPEAKER_04: Eight.
• 1:18:31
  SPEAKER_03: Eight plus six.
• 1:18:33
  SPEAKER_04: Plus my bardic.
• 1:18:34
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want you can you can add a d8 to it if you want?
• 1:18:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's add the d8 plus seven.
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_03: So if primeval opens the door.
• 1:18:42
  SPEAKER_03: Awesome.
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_04: And let's fucking Derek strikes him with a hammer right off the bat.
• 1:18:51
  SPEAKER_04: Not Derek.
• 1:18:52
  SPEAKER_05: Sean.
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_04: Sean.
• 1:18:53
  SPEAKER_05: Smash his.
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_05: If he answered the door, Sean, smash him with a hammer.
• 1:18:57
  SPEAKER_05: You're fucking.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_03: I think this is a perfect point to end this episode.
• 1:19:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:19:03
  SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_03: On a wee clip bangle, you don't know.
• 1:19:06
  SPEAKER_03: So join us in the next one and find out what primeval actually is.
• 1:19:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my.
• 1:19:10
  SPEAKER_03: And what was he waiting for from Amazon?
• 1:19:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  SPEAKER_00: And if he's hot.
• 1:19:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give you a fat.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_03: Binge Danny.
• 1:19:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so join us in the next episode and thanks for listening.
• 1:19:29
  SPEAKER_03: Before we let you go, some people would need to say thanks to Charlet Tom take that way.
• 1:19:34
  SPEAKER_05: Keddy Prestler, nice logo.
• 1:19:36
  SPEAKER_05: I like the way you've made my jaw like that so alcoholically fat.
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_05: I love that.
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you, Kenny.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_05: Alanor, you are dynamite.
• 1:19:47
  SPEAKER_05: We love the theme, Charles.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_05: Alanor, you're the best.
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_05: You're the best, Charge Table.
• 1:19:52
  SPEAKER_05: My buddy, Sean.
• 1:19:54
  SPEAKER_05: Do I really have to thank you, Charlotte?
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_05: You're an amazing man.
• 1:19:58
  SPEAKER_05: I love you.
• 1:19:59
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks to all those people for helping us.
• 1:20:02
  SPEAKER_05: This is gonna be a big thing, and I can't wait to for all you people to tune in and have a good time with it.