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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 14th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, so, uh, this chick she is, she has been
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: all over the news.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: So you know who Mike Rabel is.
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the head coach of the New England Patriots.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, look at that. Good.
• 0:22
  Speaker 4: I'm glad she's finally committed that to memory. Anyway, so
• 0:26
  Speaker 4: he was caught up because some photos happened where he
• 0:31
  Speaker 4: was holding hands with this chick.
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  Speaker 2: Diana who is. Uh, she's a she's a reporter. She
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: reports in the NFL.
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  Speaker 4: I believe for the athletic is who her employer is,
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: because now the athletic is looking into her because I'm
• 0:47
  Speaker 4: pretty sure, like if you're you know, your sports media,
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: they don't really want the reporters, you know, having right
• 0:54
  Speaker 4: with the coaches, getting getting in you know, getting into
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  Speaker 4: relationships or whatever with with players or whatever, because it
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: could compromise, right, Okay, so they're looking I mean, whatever,
• 1:05
  Speaker 4: do I really care? Mike Crable's married and you know
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  Speaker 4: she's married. That part that's between them and their spouses.
• 1:14
  Speaker 4: I don't like it. I don't mean, I don't like
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  Speaker 4: the idea of anybody cheating. I think, just be the
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  Speaker 4: bigger person and if you don't want to be with
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  Speaker 4: that person, anymore to the part you're going to be
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  Speaker 4: straying and whatever. Just get divorced, break up, don't don't
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  Speaker 4: don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend anymore, a husband
• 1:29
  Speaker 4: or a wife.
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  Speaker 2: Just just break up and move on. Why don't you
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  Speaker 2: get married then?
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  Speaker 4: Right now, that's that's the question I'm wondering. I saw
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: these clips pop up, and let me pull up to
• 1:38
  Speaker 4: the clips here again. So Diana Rassini, she does a
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  Speaker 4: lot of the talking head stuff on all the different
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: sports talk shows, talking football obviously, right, so she comes
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  Speaker 4: on the on the programs and she's talking about, you know,
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  Speaker 4: what's going on in the NFL and doing her report. Now,
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  Speaker 4: she also shares a lot of information and she loves
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  Speaker 4: ripping on her husband.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah, Now this is this again. This is the
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  Speaker 2: chick that was uh that was.
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  Speaker 4: Photographed with Mike Vrabel, Okay, dianastand so this was I'll
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  Speaker 4: start with this clip because it kind of unfolds right
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, man, what is good? Like this chick
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  Speaker 4: is totally cheating on this dude. Oh no, all right,
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  Speaker 4: So here's here's.
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  Speaker 2: One from right around Super Bowl time. Super Bowl No
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  Speaker 2: I did thinks to Miami.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't even told my husband because it's just I.
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  Speaker 6: Hadn't that much fun it was, but not like that.
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  Speaker 7: He was.
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  Speaker 2: He would judge the kind of party I was got
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  Speaker 2: into me.
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  Speaker 7: I just remember being down there actually like it was
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  Speaker 7: my last.
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  Speaker 4: Day on her Okay, So she's put it out. There's
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  Speaker 4: no real secret here, but also like she is putting
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  Speaker 4: that energy out like how she.
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  Speaker 2: Wants to be known.
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  Speaker 8: What's guys, I told your producer that I want to
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  Speaker 8: be introduced now.
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  Speaker 9: I don't want to be inside or I don't want
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  Speaker 9: to be Scoop City podcast host.
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  Speaker 8: I just want to be milk, just straight up milk.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So wants to be known as mill. This chick's
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  Speaker 4: pretty wide right, all right? So then this is another
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  Speaker 4: the clip. There's just a ton of them. So there's
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  Speaker 4: another clip where she hates her husband.
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  Speaker 5: When men propose that's their wedding day, Like that's when
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  Speaker 5: you guys are all in.
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  Speaker 10: It's not really all in for.
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  Speaker 2: Us yet, all right?
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  Speaker 4: Now, So let me ask the ladies in the room,
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  Speaker 4: do you think that would be true for most women? Know?
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  Speaker 4: I think yes, she's saying, because she she's saying.
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  Speaker 11: I kind of get where the guy does all the
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  Speaker 11: planning for the proposal, and a lot of times the
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  Speaker 11: woman does all the planning for the wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what she says, she's saying that the guy
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  Speaker 4: is totally all in on the relationship with the engagement,
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  Speaker 4: and that the guys that the woman's not all in
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  Speaker 4: until the wedding day.
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  Speaker 2: I believe it. I hope true.
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  Speaker 5: Men propose that's their wedding day, Like that's when you
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  Speaker 5: guys are all in.
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  Speaker 2: It's not really all in for.
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  Speaker 5: Us yet, I think for I mean, the actual wedding
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  Speaker 5: day is.
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  Speaker 11: The moment, all right, So right, I mean I'm trying
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  Speaker 11: to squint to understand what she's trying to say.
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  Speaker 3: I agree because often too for the girl. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it should be anyways, the engagement be a surprise. So
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  Speaker 3: you're also not like really caught up to where the
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  Speaker 3: guy's talking.
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  Speaker 11: She's talking about if you're all in on the relationship
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  Speaker 11: what I'm saying, Yeah, I agree with her.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy saying the same thing. But don't you think that
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 4: All in at the same time, because I'm engaged When
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  Speaker 4: you say yes, yes, that you're saying that you're all in.
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  Speaker 11: I'm all in engagement.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think we should keep in mind I was divorced.
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  Speaker 3: With my experience, maybe that's not a good sign.
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  Speaker 5: So, I mean, keV was all down for I was
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  Speaker 5: the one that was very skeptical.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: The night before my wedding, I'm making calls and I
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  Speaker 5: had a phone interview set up with Jimmy Garoppolo. And
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  Speaker 5: I remember Jimmy was great, you made like a funny joke, like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: night before your wedding, you're sure you want to do this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking, like, of all the people in my life
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  Speaker 5: that I would have talked to the night before wedding,
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  Speaker 5: the one.
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  Speaker 10: Guy my mom wanted me to marry was Jimmy Garoppolo.
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  Speaker 2: And he's calling me like this is a sign. Is
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  Speaker 2: pretty cute. She's saying that as a married woman. Still wow,
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  Speaker 2: good day before her wedding. Yeah, the day before her wedding.
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  Speaker 3: He should get a divorce or she wants one at least,
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  Speaker 3: like I agree with her because I am divorced.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here is another clip.
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  Speaker 4: These are all different interviews at different times, different segments
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  Speaker 4: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: She's what they call a spark plug man.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Diana said this, and I.
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  Speaker 10: Think we all do weird things when we're in love,
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  Speaker 10: and we overshare and overpost, and look, he's getting married
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  Speaker 10: to a beautiful actress.
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  Speaker 2: I'm married to someone average.
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  Speaker 10: I don't post a lot about it. He's getting married
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  Speaker 10: to a beautiful actress.
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  Speaker 2: Was is he talking about? Was she talking about Josh
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  Speaker 2: Allen Hailey's time? Maybe I don't think.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm married to someone average, I don't post a
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  Speaker 10: lot about him. If I was married to so beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: I don't repost to this does so this guy was
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  Speaker 4: playing this clip that she said on a different show
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  Speaker 4: to then ask her about those comments.
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  Speaker 6: Seeing nice photos of Diana's husband here for everyone to see,
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  Speaker 6: so you can make some amends.
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  Speaker 10: And you know what the worst part is, he sent
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  Speaker 10: me a text during that segment, not watching because he
• 6:30
  Speaker 10: actually works for a living, and he said, go lux
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  Speaker 10: Nate be great on get ups.
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  Speaker 2: So the guy's got a heart of gold.
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  Speaker 10: Here I am on national TV killing him. I am
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  Speaker 10: so sorry. I need to really stop killing my husband
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  Speaker 10: on television. We're gonna be divorced by Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so she mentions divorce a lot because she also
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  Speaker 4: brought it up in a different class.
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  Speaker 10: Oh my god, you know who lets me know my
• 6:51
  Speaker 10: marriage is falling apart, my mom.
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  Speaker 3: So that's oh does Yeah, you know what, I'm starting
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  Speaker 3: to think he's got a girlfriend, and you know what,
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  Speaker 3: good for him?
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  Speaker 5: He looks good, he's successful, his wife's never around.
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  Speaker 4: So this this is her mom talking to her.
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  Speaker 2: She's from New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's imitating her mom saying like, oh, and you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I think your husband's got another thing going on.
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  Speaker 12: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Good for him?
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  Speaker 4: Because yeah, he's he's successful, he's good looking.
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  Speaker 2: His wife meaning you never around. Love this football thing?
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  Speaker 2: That why looks good?
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  Speaker 5: And we're getting divorced at the end.
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  Speaker 3: Of the year.
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  Speaker 2: Stop breaking news.
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  Speaker 10: We've never been more disconnected in our lives.
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  Speaker 2: Messages look like two robots. Hello, Hello, just go.
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Is he insider in the in the divorce? Love you
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  Speaker 2: any of that?
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  Speaker 8: I love you?
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  Speaker 6: Love you too, even MOI.
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  Speaker 11: Give her this. She's hilarious. But this is not a
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  Speaker 11: good relationships.
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  Speaker 4: She's staying with him to use him, and he's.
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  Speaker 6: Obviously like some of these guys. Now I'm not speaking
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  Speaker 6: for him, but some guys just feel like they can't
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  Speaker 6: do better, so they just stick with her.
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  Speaker 2: Say yeah, yeah, it might be one of those situations
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  Speaker 2: you can tell. She's definitely the chick who at least
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: believes that she runs the house.
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  Speaker 4: Like she wears the pants and she could get anything
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  Speaker 4: she wants, and some guys will just stick around with that.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody said, maybe her husband is just like a high
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  Speaker 4: key cook and likes and likes being humiliated.
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  Speaker 11: Well, he came to the right place, ving and they
• 8:28
  Speaker 11: have kids.
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  Speaker 4: Well that could be the other thing too. It's like,
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  Speaker 4: all right, well you know we got these kids, are stuck.
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  Speaker 11: You guys stick around and watch your mother humiliate me
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  Speaker 11: on a daily basis.
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  Speaker 2: She's good for you. That's a lot of clips.
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  Speaker 4: So is she doing something with Mike Rabel? I believe
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: most likely Yes. Sounds like was it what we really
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  Speaker 4: thought when we saw those pictures?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Probably save yourself? Married too, Yeah, Rabel's married too, But
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  Speaker 2: you know he's rable.
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  Speaker 11: What she talks like, I don't think it's that shocking.
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  Speaker 4: He's not the one out here, you know, bagging on
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  Speaker 4: his wife, right, he's just cheating.
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  Speaker 3: She's super funny though, and she really does not know
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  Speaker 3: when to stop talking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, Diana Rassini, I want to be friends with her,
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  Speaker 4: I know, Yeah, this. You know what, This seems like
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: the kind of chick that Greg would be faster, the
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  Speaker 4: more noxious.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean fun in doses. It couldn't be around
• 9:27
  Speaker 6: her all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tiring, but yeah, Greg loves himself a good, loud,
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: obnoxious fruit fly. I do for sure. We're going to
• 9:35
  Speaker 4: take a quick break. We got some more Woodies show
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  Speaker 4: coming up for you. Next, I want you to be
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  Speaker 4: thinking about your first world problems. I want to do
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: a round of first world problem that sucks stories, which
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: we haven't done in a while, long while, and we'll
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  Speaker 4: explain the way that works, because it has been quite
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: a while since we've done those. It was super popular
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: and then just one of the things we gave arrest
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: to for a while because it didn't want it to
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  Speaker 4: get super played out. But there's a reason why doing
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: it today, and I'll explain that when we get back
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: from the break eight seven seven forty four. What he
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: don't call in yet, you can text in if you like.
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: With your first world problems is what we do is
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: we compare these little things that you're making a big
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  Speaker 4: deal out of. When you get some perspective, oh to
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: some of these that sucks stories that are out there
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: people that are having like some real bad stuff, and
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: you go, wow, I'm really complaining about whatever dumb thing
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  Speaker 4: it is that.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: First world problems that sucks? What's your first world problem?
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  Speaker 4: Will compare it to one of the that sucks stories,
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: because it is that sucks day.
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  Speaker 2: Why we're bringing it back again, little small problems that
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: Get blown up proportion in your own mind and you
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: get disproportionately angry about it.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Let's see, let's go to Nathan.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: Now, if you want to call in eight seven seven
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  Speaker 4: forty four, what do you share your first world problem?
• 10:54
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: What's up, Nathan?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, how's it going?
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: We're doing great? All right, So what's your first world problem?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, So when I get to work, there's a million
• 11:03
  Speaker 7: different applications that have to log into, which sucks. But
• 11:06
  Speaker 7: the ultimate burn is when you get the secondary code
• 11:09
  Speaker 7: to log in and you go and enter your code. Yeah,
• 11:11
  Speaker 7: but to find out that the cursor is not already
• 11:13
  Speaker 7: in the box, you have to go and click in
• 11:15
  Speaker 7: the box and then enter your coat again.
• 11:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I've done that.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: You're not looking Yeah, yeah, that two factor authentication thing, dude,
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: I'm yeah, sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Sucks, all right. How about this guy in Colorado?
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: He died in a car crash and it was in
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: the same intersection where his wife was killed in an
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: accident two years earlier.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. His wife died while she was out
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: for a run.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: And after that accident, the husband started attending all the
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: city council meetings trying to have a stoplight added, but
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: it hadn't happened, and so he was killed in a
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: two car accident last month, same intersection.
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  Speaker 2: Damn that sucks. You're doing around, But.
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: Nathan, you're having problems with two factor authentication.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's uh whose problem would you rather have?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 12:09
  Speaker 12: My problem?
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Your problem?
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: See?
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: See see how that works the job? Yeah, all right, Nathan,
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  Speaker 4: glad we can help you out today. Thank you for
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: the call. Let's go to uh Christina. Hey, what's up? Christina? Hi?
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  Speaker 9: What do you show?
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  Speaker 8: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: You're doing great?
• 12:24
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: So what what's your first world problem?
• 12:27
  Speaker 9: Well, right before the holidays, I bought a lottery scratcher
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  Speaker 9: and I won five thousand dollars and I just did
• 12:35
  Speaker 9: my taxes and I have to pay two thousand backs.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Two thousand on that.
• 12:42
  Speaker 6: Don't worry they're gonna put that money to good use.
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  Speaker 9: It was fun while it lasted.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, that's a huge chunk. Oh no, I'm thinking
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: of legal settle settlements. I don't think you paid tax
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: on legal I don't think. Yeah, lottery certainly did. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: lotteries certainly.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean there's so many different stories of perspective. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: how about this one.
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  Speaker 2: A family in Florida.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: They were out looking for a new place to live
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: because they lost their house and a fire. Nothing they
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: did either. According to the report, the family was sleeping,
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: the mom was woken up by some rustling in the
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: attic and then the breaker flipped, so they want to
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: go check that out, and as they got closer, they
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: start smelling smoke. So the mom's now rushing everybody out
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: of the house. The fire department came, They did what
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: they could, but the house total loss. According to the investigators,
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: the fire started thanks to squirrels chewing through some of
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: the electrical wiring in the attic shorted them out. That's
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: what sparked the fire. And so now they got like
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: a GoFundMe set up for the family. It's raised over
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  Speaker 4: seven thousand dollars. But I mean seven thousand dollars compared
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  Speaker 4: to a whole house. I mean that sucks. Yeah, that'll
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: get you a couple of things. Yeah, so Christina, you're
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  Speaker 4: gonna have to pay some taxes on some free money
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: from the lottery.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, but whose problem would you rather have?
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  Speaker 9: I would rather Haveline. I feel guilty for getting the
• 14:06
  Speaker 9: three thousand that I got.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there you go. I'm glad we were able
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: to help out. Thank you, Christina. I appreciate you listening
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: to the day on the three thousand dollars win.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, why are people like why make wires so
• 14:18
  Speaker 6: delicious for squirrels?
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: You know exactly? Why are they coating them in eight corse?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Yeah, if you got a first world problem,
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  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven
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  Speaker 4: forty four, Woodie, I.
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  Speaker 11: Have a pretty crazy one. Uh yeah, it happened to
• 14:32
  Speaker 11: me yesterday. I was actually pulling into a parking spot
• 14:35
  Speaker 11: to meet your wife, Woody for lunch. I had been
• 14:38
  Speaker 11: up since midnight the night before, I didn't sleep at all,
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  Speaker 11: and the second I pulled in right on time, my
• 14:44
  Speaker 11: front tire pops.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I heard about that.
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  Speaker 11: So my husband had to God love him. You had
• 14:49
  Speaker 11: to come and change and put on the spare while
• 14:51
  Speaker 11: I was eating lunch with your wife. And then I
• 14:53
  Speaker 11: had to.
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  Speaker 2: Go, you don't have or something?
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  Speaker 11: Well he wanted to do it, Oh wanted to do it.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: I'll do it.
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  Speaker 6: I'll do it myself.
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  Speaker 2: Why PAYE want? And then I was exhausted.
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  Speaker 11: I was so tired, and then I had to go
• 15:04
  Speaker 11: get the tire changed. Really tire, I think. So I
• 15:08
  Speaker 11: just heard I heard pump.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that sucks, and I heard you were asking about
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: like why you had to get too?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: I think I might have got scammed.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure, because you need to replace them in
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: pairs because otherwise it'll wear unevenly, so the new tire
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: will wear even faster.
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  Speaker 11: Because I felt like a fool. They you can't just
• 15:27
  Speaker 11: get one tire, I was like I can't. So they
• 15:29
  Speaker 11: got I got to and then they moved the the
• 15:32
  Speaker 11: two back to the front.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're rotating, but like yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: that's for real. Okay, let's go to a manual. Hey,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: what's up, Emmanuel?
• 15:45
  Speaker 12: What show?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: What's up? First world problem? What do you got?
• 15:51
  Speaker 12: So I deal with having to send emails like throughout
• 15:54
  Speaker 12: the entire day. Yeah, and there's times where I like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 12: I think I'm typing the email, but it's still like
• 16:00
  Speaker 12: in the inbox where you're selecting it, and if you
• 16:03
  Speaker 12: press like a certain key like D, it'll delete it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 12: If you press Q, it'll like send it to archive.
• 16:09
  Speaker 12: So I end up pressing a bunch of keys thinking
• 16:11
  Speaker 12: I'm typing. And then next thing, all these emails go
• 16:14
  Speaker 12: into these random folders or associated full down. Just say, sure,
• 16:19
  Speaker 12: what where the hell do I go to find these emails?
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: Now that's a fair question.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I get frustrated with our office email
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: because I know there's an email in there from a
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: particular person. Let's say it's from Sammy, right, and I
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: know the information is there that I need, And so
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what did I do? Where is this email?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: So I know I didn't delete it, but for whatever reason,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: outlooks not showing it. So I do the search thing
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: at the top and I go Sammy Marino and it
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: should bring up all the emails from Sammy.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I'm looking through there it nothing nothing nothing.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: If it's on mobile, forget about it. If that never
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: find YE gets exactly what it is what it's about.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Everything you'll never find he get on desktop takes half
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: a second, right, So that's what I did. Get it
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: Microsoft Outlook, what is.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Up with that?
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: All right, well Emmanuel, let's let's compare your story to
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: this one.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: This guy in Ohio, he was on the phone with
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: his wife. He was walking and talking.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: He's on his cell phone talking to the wife and
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: she asked him, Hey, can you meet me down at
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: the golf course, which was I guess right down the road.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: So he agreed. On the way there, he lost.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: His footing there where he was walking, and he fell
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: off this cliff and into a ravine. Oh no, but
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: there was there was no path in, There was no
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: path out to the guy.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: He was stuck and he's yelling for help.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: He ended up getting stuck there for four days, four
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: days before getting rescued. So he ended up with hypothermia,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: broken legs, broken pelvis, a broken wrist. That sucks, Emmanuel.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Who's problem would you rather have lost email versus lost email? Day?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I'll be so hungry, Manuel, thank you so much for
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: the call. Appreciate you listening to wood Show.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I have yourself a great day too. But we're we're like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: let's start eating. I think we're doing the Lord's.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Work with this perspective, you know, for sure things turn
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: around for everybody. Yeah, Mena's first world problem?
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Well, when I was saying at a house at the
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Coachell and Music Festival, I could easily walk into the
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: festival within five minutes, but since I only had a
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: VIP wristband and not a guest artist pass, I had
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: to take a different path, go around a gate, and
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: it took me fifteen minutes to walk into the Oh
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: my god, And so that really sucks.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Are you okay? Yeah?
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: I mean I barely survived the walk, but dude, you know, meanwhile,
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: people are like camping in their tenser, flying everywhere, but
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: I had to walk an extra ten minutes because I
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: didn't have a certain pass.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man sucks.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like Sonny and stuff.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Uh, you know who else had a problem at Coachella?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Alex? Oh, Alex, what's up? Alex?
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: Hey?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: So what happened to you at Coachella? What's your first
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: world problem?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: Well, my best friends and I went and on the
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: last day we decided to take a few substances, drink
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: a little too much, and I want to see, I
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: remember probably one set out of the ten that I thought.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: You paid all that money and you spent all that
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: time going to Coachell.
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  Speaker 4: And now you don't remember any of it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Well, like you had a good time.
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was your favorite part, stirring at the grass.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: What's the one set remember?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Do you mind if we ask what kind of substance
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: you were you were partaking in?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: We took Yeah you did.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Is that one of your favorites? Gina?
• 19:57
  Speaker 11: It was at Coachella when I used to go.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've done pretty much all of them.
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: That's a great concert.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: You feel beat up the next day?
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, you're depleted.
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm still feeling it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, But just out of curiosity. What kind of work
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: do you do? Yeah, like not heavy machinery.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no. I I helped take care of
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: a family member.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Because of the wristband that you had, the long walk,
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: you had it all right.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Well, let's compare your Coachella first world problem to this
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: one Colorado Avalanche head coach.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: His name is Jared Bender.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: He was taken to the hospital mid game because he
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: took a rogue puck to the face. It happened during
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: a uh it happened during a game against the Golden Knights,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: cont toward the end of the game third period. So
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: the puck bounced off a stick and then hit the
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: guy right around the eye. He was fully conscious, taking
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: to the hospital, but had a CT scan because the
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: doctors had they dude several facial fractures, a cornel and abrasion.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: And now I was expected to miss the last few
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: games of the regular season, but he should be back
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: on the bench just in time for the playoffs or wrap. Yeah, dude,
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: not even that sucks, just sitting there at the behind
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: the bench.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Alex, who's problem would you rather have?
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: Absolutely mine?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly where is kind of cool?
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yours is funny.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Alex, thank you for the call. Appreciate
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: you listening to the Woody Show. Sam, do you have
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: a first roll problem?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I do so.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: By my house, there are no there's one quick drive
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: through car wash, and so I could never get my
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: car washed quickly because that one always has such a
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: long line because there's none around. Otherwise I have to
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: go somewhere else. Yeah, we have to sit and wait
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: a long time. I like, can I just get a
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: quick car wash, thank you. I'm certainly not gonna wash
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: it myself.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I'm with you either.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Some of those car washes will take like forty five minutes.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know what, So this is a first
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: world problem slash brag like sea bats. In fact, I
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: had that same issue, where like I've found that taking
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: it to the car wash was taking way too long
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: and they don't talk a good job. Why is this forever?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: So now I got one of those services that come
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: to your house. Yeah, because that was taken too long.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Just do that. Yeah, okay, absolutely not. That's a waste
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: of my time. You can come to my house.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you for your first world problems, everybody. We
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: appreciate that, hopefully everybody else. Just by listening in on
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: some of those stories, especially that guy in the ravine.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: You imagine getting.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Stuck there four days iPhone.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: God, hopefully that gave you the perspective that you need
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: on that sucks day. We're going to take a quick
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: break more what he shows next. Hang on the show.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back where to your mother