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IGNORANCE IS BLISS · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up. Relatables. Every time you look at my mustache,
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  Speaker 1: were you thinking about him?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, leave it there with Beth, leave it with
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  Speaker 2: me and I'll contact her and like, get a photo
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  Speaker 2: of your ex.
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  Speaker 1: Is bustache, only not his face, so you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know I was saying capital.
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  Speaker 2: It's just bustache is all I want's assuming on his face.
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  Speaker 2: Just get fuck and then we'll come.
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  Speaker 1: Compare the market, Compare the meercat compared to vicat dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Down you and if it's worse, if yours is worse,
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  Speaker 2: I think you've got to shave it.
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  Speaker 1: Relatables podcast associated by myself Jake Craig aka Duddy and
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  Speaker 1: my partner in crime, Audie Clark ak Mummy the Beast, Mummy, Mummy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not letting you say literally in my head thinking
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  Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna say, mummy, I won't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have anything. Every time I had it. The
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  Speaker 1: part I'm like this guy is like, take an advantage
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  Speaker 1: of the situation here. You just need some have I
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  Speaker 1: just been starting them all? Yeah? I think I think
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  Speaker 1: since we got back you started all time. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to start doing a couple of that. But I would
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  Speaker 1: actually quickly like to start off by saying thanks to
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  Speaker 1: everyone that joined the Facebook group. Yeah, buddy, keep on joining.
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  Speaker 1: We have fun over there. We've been standing in staff
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  Speaker 1: chatting with everyone. We said we put a dilemma in
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  Speaker 1: there this morning actually from like the episode that it's
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  Speaker 1: like the best place where you can actually respond and
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  Speaker 1: we can interact easily. Yeah, Instagram doesn't allow you to
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  Speaker 1: do that obviously, Spotify and YouTube don't. We'll comment sections do.
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  Speaker 1: You can checks in the comments a little bit comment,
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  Speaker 1: which is like good, but also it's like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We the Facebook group just like is easier to reply to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like it, and you guys can post off in there.
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  Speaker 1: Someone actually did a post that we can go and approve.
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  Speaker 2: Really, the one thing that I didn't realize is in
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  Speaker 2: a Facebook group chat is you have to accept every
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  Speaker 2: single person. Yeah, and like we've got power, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: too nice. I'm just gonna accept everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm just accepting everyone. There's no way. I'm
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  Speaker 1: also like going to go through and be like read
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  Speaker 1: everything about the person, Like if you want to join,
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  Speaker 1: you can join. There's just that one little thing of
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  Speaker 1: asking to join. If you went through that effort. We
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  Speaker 1: think you deserve it. But maybe we'll look at some boys.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get out of all the sus boys. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go through all that. A couple of our mates
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  Speaker 1: are in it. Austin's in it. Yeah, it's Jack's in it.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. But having some support, so yeah, go join
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  Speaker 1: that Facebook group and that's where we could really chat
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  Speaker 1: to you guys. It's awesome, but I want to start.
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  Speaker 1: So if I have a dilemma of my own, you Dodie, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have a dilemma of my own. I bet you.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big dilemma. So all right, as we know,
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  Speaker 1: I have been growing and mustache and I'm happy with it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's my new thing, to be fair. This
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  Speaker 2: week's a lot better than last.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it might be my new personality.
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  Speaker 1: Last week you looked a little bit like a little
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  Speaker 1: bug was on there, like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I saw your story. I saw your story. But last week,
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  Speaker 1: like you were saying last week, like last week and
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  Speaker 1: you were like, oh, you know, it looks fine, like
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  Speaker 1: you were like you didn't say look bad, but you
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  Speaker 1: were saying something about the like I need to learn
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  Speaker 1: how to trim it. And so then yesterday and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I admit, like, fully, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to trimmer mustache, like to get it. Even I think
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  Speaker 1: I've got it decent right now. It looks good, but
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  Speaker 1: thank you, but I'm just lightly gassing for the episode.
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  Speaker 1: So because my mustache is my new personality. Also, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone to Beth, sometimes the mustache gets
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  Speaker 1: brought up and I'll say and so last week after
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  Speaker 1: we recorded, I said to her we were on the
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  Speaker 1: phone a couple of hours after that night or something,
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  Speaker 1: and and I was like, oh, yeah, you said, you
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  Speaker 1: said he likes my mustache blah blah blah. And then
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he just said I need to
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  Speaker 1: like like it just looked a little one even, And
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  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, I can help you with that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a pro. And I was like and I was like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: do you have a mustache? I don't know about it.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, wait a second, why
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  Speaker 1: are you a pro? And she was like she was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know why, I'm a pro. And I was like hmm,
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  Speaker 1: And in my head I was like I know why.
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  Speaker 1: I still don't know why. And I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: know why, and I'm going to get her to say it.
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  Speaker 1: And I kept on saying like, so come on, like
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  Speaker 1: say it you why are you a pro? Say it?
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  Speaker 1: She guys, come on, don't don't do this. Don't start
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  Speaker 1: a fight. And I was like, and I was like, no, no, good,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not starting to fight. I just want to know.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta trust her with your mustache. You gotta know
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  Speaker 1: where that's coming from. And so I instantly a couple
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  Speaker 1: of you. Your brain's not instantly going on, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to say yeah, yeah yeah. So so
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  Speaker 1: basically best ex boyfriend had a mustache and she must
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  Speaker 1: have trimmed it for him. And so as soon as
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  Speaker 1: I got off the phone, I just couldn't stop thinking,
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  Speaker 1: like like I'm having an identity crisis now because because
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  Speaker 1: like now, every single time, no, every single time I
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  Speaker 1: look in the mirror, all I think about is best
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  Speaker 1: touching up someone else's mustard, and so now I want
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  Speaker 1: to shave it. That's so sad, man. I was thinking when.
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  Speaker 2: When you initially brought up this dilemma, I was thinking,
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  Speaker 2: this guy, we get dilemmas about people cheating, like something
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  Speaker 2: to do with their family and Jake's bringing up his mustache.
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  Speaker 2: But it's actually a good dilemma.
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  Speaker 1: And so now I'm thinking, like, what do I do?
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  Speaker 1: Do I let her touch up my mustache because I
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen I haven't seen her since we had that conversation,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe is it wrong of Beth to bring that up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, this is what I'm saying. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know she's planning in your head a little bit, and
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like, you know, I was ignorantly in
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  Speaker 1: a blissful not knowing that her ex boyfriend, Like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what her ex boyfriend looks like. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I've no idea what he looks like. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't asked her that. I know no information about him
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  Speaker 1: other than I just know what his name is because
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  Speaker 1: she's like said his name.
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  Speaker 2: You know'd be so funny if I got like a
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  Speaker 2: picture and I got to compare mustache just mustaches only.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly. Should we yeah, just purely his mustache? Should we? Like? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't care, like you can just show
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever want to see his face. If it's worse,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to shave your mustache. And like I'm picturing
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  Speaker 1: be touching some other guys. I can't get it out
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  Speaker 1: of my head.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such like an eyeblower, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Like imagine if I said to her, like if she goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I need to go get my eyebrows done, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: don't even save your money. I'm a pro. And then
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  Speaker 1: and she's like why, I'm like, you know what, don't
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  Speaker 1: start a fight right now, you know, come on. I
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  Speaker 1: was so devastated, mean honestly devastated. And so now I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a crisis. So especially because you try something new,
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  Speaker 1: you're putting yourself out there. Yeah well yeah, and so
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  Speaker 1: like it's just so funny now because I just I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe, like I'm the biggest believer in ignorance is
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  Speaker 1: the most blissful place to be. I love it there,
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  Speaker 1: and I am no longer ignorant because when I even
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  Speaker 1: suggested to her, like the whole reason I'm growing the
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  Speaker 1: mustache is just because one episode I think you said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you could fully grow up, Like why don't you do it?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, because my mustache doesn't grow
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  Speaker 1: him properly. But maybe I'll just keep shaving the beard
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  Speaker 1: and grow the mustache. Yeah, and so ever since you
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  Speaker 1: left to Bali've been doing it, and so or like,
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  Speaker 1: I think, no, it's actually yesterday was three weeks to
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  Speaker 1: the day. I'd us the time. Wisely, you weren't on
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  Speaker 1: camera exactly, yeah, three weeks. So it looks like this
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  Speaker 1: big change happened. Yeah, not really, but this big change.
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  Speaker 1: And so this whole time, she's just like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it actually looks good. Like and I'm like, and I'm thinking, like,
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  Speaker 1: every time you look at my mustache, were you thinking
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  Speaker 1: about him?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, leave it there with Beth, leave it with me,
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  Speaker 2: and I'll contact her and like, get a photo of
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  Speaker 2: your ex is mustache, only.
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  Speaker 1: Not his face, so you don't even know. I was saying,
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  Speaker 1: capital's just bustache, is all I want. She's assuming on
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  Speaker 1: his face.
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  Speaker 2: Just get fuck and then we'll come. Compare the market,
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  Speaker 2: Compare the meercat, compare to meacat dot com, down you
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  Speaker 2: and if it's worse, if yours is worse, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think you've got to shave it. I think you're right. Yeah, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I think you could be right. Hopefully it's not like
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  Speaker 1: Italian or something. I don't know. I don't know anything
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  Speaker 1: if bushy like Mario Mustache. Knowing his name is too
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  Speaker 1: much for me. I don't know anything about you don't
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  Speaker 1: know his name. I know his name, and that's too
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  Speaker 1: much for like, I don't care to know anything. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't tell me hate him right now? But yeah, did
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: I tell you talking about finding out like ex's names
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know stuff about xes, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just like so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Cassie was doing it in Bali like three times. Like
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  Speaker 2: we were watching something or something. Her ex was from,
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  Speaker 2: like Portugal or something, and I was watching a vlog
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  Speaker 2: and the vogo went to Portugal, and then she goes
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  Speaker 2: and she goes, oh my exes from Portugal, What the
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  Speaker 2: fre you.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking about it? Are you voluntarily bringing that up? Don't
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  Speaker 1: tell me? Also, like there's no way someone from Portugal
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have a big he's got. I didn't think of that,
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  Speaker 1: she said, mine is the biggest. No, I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: think of that thought, but she had it. So I
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  Speaker 1: let the first one slide, but then it like popped
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  Speaker 1: up again, like another time. It was like, oh my
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  Speaker 1: exceit dogs looked like that. I was like, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? What the fuck get these exits out of
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  Speaker 1: your mind. So she said, it's not like that. I
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  Speaker 1: like that I swear like a better not girls sometimes
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: they need to filter. Yea, I swear. But what it's
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: one of these games they play.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe she's trying to like, maybe she doesn't actually
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  Speaker 2: like your mustache, Beth, and this is her way of
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  Speaker 2: getting you to shave without telling you.
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  Speaker 1: That could be an intricate game because she after the
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  Speaker 1: fact has still been like been like. For instance, in
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  Speaker 1: the Facebook group we post, the first THINGE posted was
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  Speaker 1: a video given away those shirts. Yea, and in the
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  Speaker 1: video I had the shirt, so I just made the
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  Speaker 1: video quickly. And I was talking to her about how
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  Speaker 1: we have X amount of views on the video, but
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  Speaker 1: this many like people in the group, so it's like
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  Speaker 1: everyone must have watched it twice and she goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've watched it about seven times because I just couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get over how sexy you mustache was. I know, she said,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I couldn't get over how sexy you were, but
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  Speaker 1: I mean I feel like she said, And so she's
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  Speaker 1: still like giving me compliments on Joanna complimented, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's your face, but okay, maybe well he is actually Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to go get too funny thing about
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  Speaker 1: x's names. I was telling you the other day the way,
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  Speaker 1: like the way that Beth found out what my ex's
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  Speaker 1: name was, like my most recent one, which was not recent,
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  Speaker 1: it was like two two and a half three years
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  Speaker 1: ago before Beth or whatever. Beth was talking about what
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to name a dog, a dog, Yeah it
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  Speaker 1: was a girl. So it was before yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think it was before we got Henry, before Beth got Henry.
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, if it's a boy this, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a girl this, And when she said if it's
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  Speaker 1: a girl this name, what are the chances of that?
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  Speaker 1: I know? I was like, She's like, a really like
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  Speaker 1: this name for a girl. And I was like, veto sorry,
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  Speaker 1: like you can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's when she's like why and I'm like, girl,
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  Speaker 2: it's also, but why you don't call your dog's human names.
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  Speaker 2: There's another reason, like because if you called it your dog,
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  Speaker 2: Berry like me, like, there's no chance someone's.
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  Speaker 1: X his name Barry. That's a very good point. Whereas
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  Speaker 1: Henry and I have two very human names. I like,
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  Speaker 1: I like Henry for a dog, not necessarily for human sorry.
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  Speaker 1: We met a little kid, a little toddler at the
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  Speaker 1: markets the other day, and his name was Henry and
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  Speaker 1: he just was cute. I feel like Henry is actually
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  Speaker 1: a cute name for a kid. Yeah. I just think
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  Speaker 1: of like Kings and stuff from Henry though, like Henry
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  Speaker 1: the Eighth. True, that's all I ever think. He got headed.
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  Speaker 1: I associated with just Kings, which is I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a bit naive. Anyway, moving on, I I have
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: a follow up on some tampon info. Oh yeah, from
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  Speaker 1: last week. That was some good info and I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: proud of myself. Yeah, I can't believe like you just
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: kind of made sense of it. I was just thinking, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: about the female anatomy that I know in my brain. Yeah, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking they need to teach this in school. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't they in sexual education? Like I did they tell
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  Speaker 1: you how to put.
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  Speaker 2: A condom on a willie? I swear they didn't, feel
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  Speaker 2: like I feel like they stopped doing that. Said, he's
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  Speaker 2: a condom if you.
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  Speaker 1: Want one, let me just think and stroke my mustache. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they just tell you about like STDs.
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  Speaker 2: That's about it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember what happened to no and t yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: is what I said. I remember. I remember what happened
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  Speaker 1: to school was we watched a like a ten minute
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  Speaker 1: video and it was like made by the New South
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  Speaker 1: Worlds government for sexual education. And I remember the video
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  Speaker 1: so vividly, and it was like these it was like
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  Speaker 1: kids in the classroom, and they were like our age
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  Speaker 1: at the time, so they were like fifteen sixteen getting
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: to that age, you know where they and one of
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: the the teacher in this class in the video was
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: like talking about sex head and then he the teacher
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  Speaker 1: must have been like, so, you guys are gonna start
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  Speaker 1: having sex soon. And then in the video, everyone in
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  Speaker 1: the class snickered and turned around to this one couple,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: and this one couple was kind of all nervous and
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: shy whatever blah blah blah. And then they think that
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  Speaker 1: they need to do it, and so this whole video
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  Speaker 1: goes into about like he goes and talks to his
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: older brother about it, and then his older brother teaches
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: him how to use a condom in this video, and
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: he shows him to wrap it up and struck it
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  Speaker 1: into the bin or something like that. And then she's
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: talking to her older sister blah blah blah, and then
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: you've got a good memory. I know, I can't really
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  Speaker 1: remember the so vividly. And then they also go into
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: the fact where like these both the young couple both
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: just end up admitting that they're just not ready yet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and so then they have this awkward conversation that's not
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  Speaker 1: very awkward because it's all about consent and everything like that.
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  Speaker 1: They just go like, oh, I'm actually not ready and
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: then they're like, I'm so happy brought that up. Neither
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  Speaker 1: am I blah blah blah talks about like communicating with
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  Speaker 1: a boyfriend girlfriends. It was a good video. Actually, do
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  Speaker 1: you do you not remember that? I remember the video?
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  Speaker 2: I also remember the video. Do you remember the video
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  Speaker 2: about it? So it's obviously you need to get consent,
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  Speaker 2: but they didn't use consent. They called it tea for
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  Speaker 2: some reason, and it was another ten minute video and
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  Speaker 2: it's like do you want tea?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Wait, what's with the analogy say consent? It's like
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  Speaker 1: do you want tea? And it's just like no, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: And then someone's like, I've got to respect that you
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: don't want tea and I want off you tea? Anymore,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, actually fair enough. Yeah, but I'm just like, what,
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: what's this analogy? Like, I'm just getting confused. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean I say yeah to hit us in the face
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  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I remember, my my mind was blown
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: when I figured out girls had a pea hole and
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  Speaker 1: the vagina was I was like what And they're like
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: the pea holes that side of a pin and I
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: was like what da fuck? So weird. But going on
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: to tampons, did you know here that it's hard to
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: poop with a tampon in?
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  Speaker 2: No, Well, I could see the uncomfortableness of it. Yeah,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: because I didn't know no, But my immediate brain went like,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: so as soon as I this is going to sound dumb,
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  Speaker 2: but bear with me, when I sit down and do
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: a number two, I'll piss first. I know it's a
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: different hole, but I feel like it's sort of like
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: the same thing in a way, but it's not just
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: because something's in there. Well, it's uncomfortable.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I think pissing isn't that hard. But I was told
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: by significant other that the reason it's hard to poop
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: with a tampon in is because there's like a tampon
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: in and you know in there, like it's like small,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: small space and you like you push it in and
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: so it's like pushing up against and when you when
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: you go to ship, when the ship comes out, it
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: like the tampon's like stopping the ship.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, because it's like all just such an enclosed
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: space stuff in Ah, so it's like clocking it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she said it's actually really hard to shoot
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: with the tampon. It's sort of the same theory, I guess,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: but I guess that's why they say something in there
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: that was like it's not meant to be there theoretically. Yeah, science,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: what did you what did they do to figure that out? Yeah,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: like back in the day when like how long of tampons,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: they just started with pads and obviously they up their game.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Probably just started off with a sheet. Didn't know there's
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: just been a cloth or something, because I'm pretty sure
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: like back in the day you can just use like
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: a like a little cloth. Fuck bro that. Yeah. One
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: thing I'm very grateful for is how simple boys anatomy is.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: It is so much more simple, isn't it. Yeah, And
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: and honestly, I'm so grateful we can piss standing up
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: like trips anything like that. Yeah, the weirdest just reminded
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: me thing happened to me the other day running. I
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: don't know how that just came up in conversation.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: That's all right.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: So I was just doing another easy run I think
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I was doing. I did ten k's and my little loop.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I live near a National park, which is nice little
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: bush land in my house. I did, I do a
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: kilometer lap in the National park laps, but no, like
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: that's just in the and I do the road as well.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So I'm running up this National Park.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: It's like the size of a car, so it's pretty wide,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and then I get to this flat bit where I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: can see about two hundred meters ahead of me, and
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: then there's these one person like squatting. I thought, you
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: know how girls have that skin colored skins, yeah, like tights. Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I thought she was wearing them and maybe looking at
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: a flower. I didn't really think anything of it, fair enough,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's where you wind go, That's what I
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: was thinking of. They're in public, But she was completely
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this track, and I'm like, because
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: my immediate thought was like, it's this chick shitting and
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I was like maybe not like she's got it. I
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: was like, she's got just sput in the bush two minutes.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: She's got to be looking at a flower. Oh. And
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: then I get closer and I'm like, I'm pretty sure
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: she's not wearing these skin colored tights I'm thinking about.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: And I get even closer and like, I'm right, I'm
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: a heavy guy, and I'm like, surely this chick hears
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: me if she's doing what I think she's doing, breathing heavy. Yeah,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like I'm running on rocks. There's like like drunting. Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: can you hear me? And so this is where it
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: gets even weird.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I got really close and then she saw me and
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: like got up all awkwardly. So she didn't have any
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: pants on. And wait, so she was pissing. No, here's
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: where he's where my dilemma comes into my hands. I
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: thought she was pissing. But then so she was old,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: like sixty maybe seventy, like old old. And then as
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: soon as I got closer, the dude walked out of
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: the bush. So my initial thought was were they fucking?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: But then I'm like, these guys are old, Like did
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: they do that anymore? But maybe they want to splice
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: things up. All they pissed at the same time, and
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: then I was just waking out. I was like, I
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: don't want to think about this and run passed really quickly,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: but I had to turn around and come back to
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: the dead end, and she was like real awkward and
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: like was hideing behind her me and when I ran
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: back past, which is fair enough, but I was like,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: to be fair of you, why the funk weren't you
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: hiding in the bush if you were pissing And I
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: didn't know if they just had a little quickie in
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: the bush.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: And she was trying to get out the semen. Fuck
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: is why would she do it in the middle of
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: the trail. That's what I was thinking.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this has scarred me a little bit, and
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like maybe I was trying to think of the
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: benefit of doubt, Like it's a very quiet trail.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, nah, like fuck her, like scard me
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: and shit, I hope, honestly, if they're an older couple,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I hope that they were having a quick in the bush.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking, Like keeping everything fucking sexy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: The fact that he can still get it up. I
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: don't expect to be getting it up at sixties. Not
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: without help, without help from a little blue pill. That's
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. But I was just I was just running.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, the things you see on run, maybe
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: this is why people don't run well, like running the bush.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Do you see? Hey, it's interesting.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't think i'd ever bring that up.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Just scarred me came up conversation that is very interesting.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah. No, I love being able to piss standing
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: up because even like going. We went to it stopping
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: on the way home from our trip. We went to
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: a rest stop to pee and Beth had to go
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: wait in line at the toilet. There was a lot
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: of people at this restop. She had to wait, and
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I just walked like over to like where the big
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: truck stopped to rest. And I walked over there, and
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I had Henry on the lead, and I just like
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: out in the open, but I was far away from people.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I just started pissing. Oh. I actually, here's something funny
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: that happened while I was doing it. I was pissing,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Henry was kind of tugging on the lead. He's like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: wrapping around me, and I'm like, just stay away from it, please,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm like twisting and then I'm pissing and then
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I look over my shoulder and a cop car fucking
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: trove fine meat piss And I was like, he has
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: every right, like he could find me right now, and
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: he didn't cos like coming to hey, mate, I go
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: get you a five for pissing in public. Be so
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: funny if he just like went like scared the fuck up.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Same thing happened to me the other day. Driving on
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: down Collins Road near where we live. I was on
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: my phone.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I think I was even texting you or no, I
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: was changing the song or something. Yeah, and where we
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: live is like like we're in the middle of nowhere. Yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: like you don't think there's going to be a copy here.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: And then a cop drove past and I full one
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: hundred percent of her head go like to the side
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: and like look at me. But the thing about Colin's
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Road is there's nowhere to turn around.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's too dangerous for them. There's nowhere for
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: them to turn around. So I was like, oh shit,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I just met real fast. You pick up. I was like,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: as soon as I make it the turn off to
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: my house, like I'm sweet. You know what's funny is
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I've always thought whenever I pass a cop, right, I've
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: definitely done that before. I've been on my phone and
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: passed a couple and I'm like, no, what are the chances?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: But they just don't see how often do you reckon?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Cops see something like that and just think I can't
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: be fucked right now?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of the time, Yeah, especially, they're
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: probably doing something more importantly. They're probably driving somewhere to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: go see someone or help someone or get back up. Yeah,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I hear you, But what about that thing we figured
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: out what's the cause of Cops don't know how they do?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Like the number thing? How Bravo? Like, abe, oh the
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: fucking the phonetic alphabet? Yeah? How she was like, everyone
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: knows what the phonetic alphabet is? Does everyone know what
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: the phonetic alphabet is? Bull shit, everyone knows what the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: phonetic alphabet is. I've always known from movies that people
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: are like Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, whatever it is. But I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: didn't know, like, you know, like, so let's say you're
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: on the phone to the bank and they're like, what's
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: your email? And you say, like Jake Craig blah blah blah. Yeah,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, is that Jay for something? I thought
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: they would just like make it up. That's what I
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: thought about. There's like every single every single letter has
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a word that's for that letter, and it's the phonetic alpha.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know that until Jake met his girlfriend. Yeah,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: And so I was wigging out and she starts giving
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: me shit, and I'm like, let's go ask anyone. I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: know they're not gonna know. Man, I'm pretty sure. I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: pretty sure I'm winning.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I honestly I've heard my mom on the phone
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: say some like random words. Yeah, Like I say M
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: for mum, she says like b because last m's borrow
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: and beef for biscuit.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that can't be right. You know what you bet?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You bet and your ex boyfriends mustache? Do you reckon?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: The cops are on the other line of the phone
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and they're like, okay, so can you confirm that like
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: be for and then go for busy And like this
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: fucking idiot doesn't doesn't know what the phonetic alphabet is.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: How did you pass cops school? Fucking hell?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: All right, Jake, we are both in a fortunate position
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: to have met the love of our lives. Oh yes, yes,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: we would like to say yes, but they're in the
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: fortunate position to have met there, especially with that new mustache.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's what Beth has a thing for mustaches apparently. But
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: there's a big problem going on in the world, and
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: that problem is you think I'm gonna get real deep
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: with the way he said. It's not that deep. I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: told Jack before this is a deep segment, so he's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: acted all like okay.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: But so big problem in the world is I think
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: the economy is stopping love. Oh, hear me out right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Me and my girlfriend, we've been dating for almost a year,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: coming up in November, and we've talked about after a
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: year we're assess whether or not we want to live together,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: which is a great step in our relationship, will fall
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: in love more. I think we would one hundred percent
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: do it if we could afford it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Yep, and by no mean, I think we're both doing
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: pretty much bang average in the scheme of money things
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: for someone who's a twenty four year old. You think
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: an average person would be able to afford a nice
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: place to rent with his girlfriend. Yeah, you'd hope so
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you'd hope.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: So, nah, I reckon, if I met and my girlfriend
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: went and rented a place right now, we wouldn't be
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: saving any money, like barely. Yeah, like you get a
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: nice place, you don't have to spend in seven eight
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: hundred bucks a week anywhere, and.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That's sometimes even just yeah, like one, but would you
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: do a two bedroom and have you guys share a
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: room and then someone else, Well, you'd want.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Two bedrooms just because like you're on top of each
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: other all the time, just for another thing. But maybe
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: that's first world problem. But I was thinking back in
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: the day my parents. I remember my dad tell me
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: he rented when he was saving for a house. He
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: was running for a place for like eighty dollars a week. What, yeah,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: or maybe it was one twenty. Your dad born in
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: nineteen fifty.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I think when was he born. I think he was
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: born in like nineteen sixty four of them. Okay, yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: that much of a difference. But still, like the I
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: think the economy is stopping love good. I can't argue
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, no, I can't argue at all. It
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: should be easy.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: You should be paying like fucking three four hundred dollars
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: a week in rent, split it between two people, save
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: the rest of your wait, but instead all that money's
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: gone because people see these im properties as investments.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: And it's just like I was just like, fuck, you
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: don't remember me to fall in love. I think people
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: who I'm in an average position, I'd say definitely people
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: in better, but there's definitely people in way worse positions. Yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: imagine the one someone who's got a kid and they
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: want to move in with their partner and stuff, and
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: they can't fall in love.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: It's not and they can't work full time. There is
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: there's a crisis. I think there is a rental crisis
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: actually at the moment. Yeah, and we're also I don't
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: know if we're in a recession or we're one hundred
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: percent on the way like close, We've been close forever.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: But it's just like I just I don't know this
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: makes Why is life so hard to do all these
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: simple things? It's weird. I don't like I was even
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: talking Beth was talking about her rent and it's expensive,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: like very what is she paying Sydney? So it's I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: believe she on her own pays like five hundred bucks
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a week.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see imagine if I'm saying I wanted to live
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: in Sydney and my girlfriend, so we're paying five hundrellars
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: a week each.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, her and her roommate pay five hundred
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: bucks each a week, or maybe her roommate pays four
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: fifty because Beth has an on twitet. I don't know
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: that's crazy, but like, yeah, Beth and I've spoken about
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: moving in with Beth, like she's the first girlfriend I've
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: ever actually like properly wanted to do it with. And
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: we could either look for a place, like she has
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: her lease coming up in the beginning of next year.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: We could look for a place and go into it together,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: or I could move into her place and she could
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: renew her lease. And like, the best way, the only
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: way that I could do it, or that we could
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: do it where we do are able to save money,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: is if I moved into her place right now with her,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And basically it would be like because I didn't, I've
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: always thought in my head, like, you know, how when
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: you Jack and I lived here, and how you and
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I we like shared a bathroom, we shared a lund room,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: we shared a kitchen and all that. Yeah, and then
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Jack had downstairs, and here it was fully self sufficient.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: He didn't have to come upstairs. We all paid the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: same rent. But that's just because we were mates. But
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like in a real world situation, you and I would
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: have actually paid less because he's actually getting like because
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: he has his own like private thing, you know, like
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: girlfriend can be over there whenever we don't know she's there,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And so it's like the way it
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: would work is you kind of rent out, like you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: pay for a room, and so Beth and I would
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: instead of so it'd be like five hundred bucks for
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Beth's room, and her and I would share that rent,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and then the roommate still pays the same because it's
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like nothing's changing for her. Oh really, is that? Apparently
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: they've a stitch up for the roommates. Before I was thinking, yeah,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: but like the roommate has her own room, she has
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: her own she has a bathroom, she has all that,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: she has like a car space and all that shit.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So I was thinking, like, I guess that does kind
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: of make sense. Yeah, it's really weird, isn't it. That
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: is weird, But I mean, like I see how it works. Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: but that would be the only way we'd be able
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to save money, because if Beth and I wanted to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: go even get a one bedroom apartment, I think it's
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: still like seven hundred bucks for like kind of a
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: shitty one. But oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: going to win. And like you hear on the news
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: like people can't afford rent, blah blahlah lah lah, all.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: This boring stuff with numbers. They should be talking about
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: people can't fall in love.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: That should be the argument as to why wren sh
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You go, Well, that's meant to be the most important
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. Yeah, we're gonna what will happen.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it happens, but basically like it
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: has to go down a bit eventually or is it
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: always just well, it's just I saw our population actually
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: increase the most it ever did in the past three years.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, Australian population, the Australian based off births or
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: based off people migrating here, migrating, Wow, their birth went
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: down because no one wants to have kids because they
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: kind of thought it, that's fact. No people are waiting
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to have kids until like thirty. Like my mom, I
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: was talking to my mom. She obviously lives in Canada,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: but she lived in Australia when she was married to
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: my dad. So they just like my dad made She
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: was saying, I think my dad didn't. I don't even
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: know if he made a thousand bucks a week back then.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: It's like twenty odd years ago, twenty four years ago
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Maybe he made a thousand bucks a week.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: But they like owned a house. Yeah, they had two kids.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: My mom didn't work and they made it work. Like
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: they didn't have any money, but they made it work.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: That was the same with my parents. My dad only
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: worked with two kids, uh huh. And I think he
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: made a little bit more easy tape teacher, which made
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: decent money. But I was just like there's not even
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: a comparable at all now and it's you know, it's
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: like the craziest thing is like it's also like we're
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: so lucky to be born in this country, and it's
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: just like it's like hard to complain about, but it
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: is like a problem. It is. Yeah, it's so hard.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Like everything feels like I can't touch a house, like
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I don't have Like this feels so like I can't
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: get it now. And it's just like growing up it's
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: just like I don't know, just I feel like when
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: we were back in the day, this felt so simple.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Then you see these videos of people on TikTok saying
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: like my generation worked harder. La la la la la ya.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That's I don't know.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And then we're like, yeah, mate, you worked harder and
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: fucking say thirty grand and you bought a house and
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: worth a million dollars, like and we got to get
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: we have one hundred thousand dollars saved and then we
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: can't get it approved for like a five hundred thouands alone.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, don't take about the argument. I have my
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: my pop once, like my Kate, my stepmom's dad. I
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: think so how he was like I was trying to
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: explain to him, like no, like statistically you know when
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: cause he's like seventy four, seventy five, and so I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: was like I was trying to say, like when, No,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: like when you were at my age, your wage so
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: like the median house price was like four times a
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: person's wage. The meeting house price now is like ten
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to fifteen times someone's wage something crazy like that, And
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: so it's like, no, it's like you actually we regardless
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: of how how we work. We actually can't afford it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Tell you how you know parents are out of touch.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: They still give you five dollars for your birthday, five bucks.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Like I don't have grandparents anymore, but I was like,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I love your grandma. What the fuck am I going
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: to do with this? The camp have a Lolli bag.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they think they think five dollars will get you
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: like half the shop at Coals.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Now they used to be able to feed your family
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: for ten dollars. Now you kind of feed yourself. Anyone
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: that's going through, kind of buy some cheese with that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Anyone you can't cheese is ten bucks.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Now you can't say anyone going through talking about cheese
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: being ten bucks. I saw a video right, Coals and
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Woollies are being sued by the A Triple C. What's
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: the A triple C is like the Australian Code of
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Conduct Commission or something like that, and like we have
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to abuy it by that. It's like everyone in Australia
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: has to abide by that. We are by it by
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that by posting a brand deal and saying it's a
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: paid partnersh. Yeah. The AHRIPC says that like you know,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the consumer needs to know that you're being paid for this.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: So Colson Billie's lime, fine, Yeah, they're being sued because
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: they remember they had to like they went through this
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: whole thing where they were doing price gouging, right, Yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: and then they had to go sit in front of
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: like this whole big group of fucking board members. I
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: don't know what it was. Basically they got in trouble
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and then Colson Wooly brought prices down, and they had
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: him down for about six months, and then they put
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: him back up a bit. But then after a little
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: while they labeled them as prices down and then Cohles's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: version is down down, and but the prices didn't actually
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: go down. Yeah, So it's like it was there was
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: misleading advertising. And so now the HPC is suing Colson
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Woollies because Colson Woolies is yeah, and you know what
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: else they saw online. I don't know if I can
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: believe everything TikTok tells me, but I think Coles and
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Woolies are like the most like the worst in the
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: fucking world for all this type. Yeah, it's because like
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: we've talked about it before, like America and England have
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: like as the Tesco all these other they have like
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: more yeah, like all these big over there, like they
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: have so many Master Spencer like so many options, whereas
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: we have too. I tell you, I was going to
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Ida the other day and their mince was eight dollars.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: It's cheap, five star mince and all that. I was
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: looking at this meat here and it's not like it's
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: fucking going off tomorrow like Coles when it's eight dollars. Yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I've got to cooking in the next three hours. Yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is eight dollars and it
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: was five star mins. I'm like it's five stars, got
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: to be all right, And I'm just like I might
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: as well just come here by my meat. Oh my. Yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I started going to butchers, but sometimes the butcher is
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: even more expensive butcher's. You're paying for quality and you're
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: helping a small, small urb business. But it's hard. It's tough.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Like you'd like you say, you feel so privileged to
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: grow up in Australia, but then it's also like it's
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: still a problem to you at the end of the day. Yeah,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I want to know, like, like your mustache is still
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: a problem to you. Thinking about shaving it having a crisis,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Like I want to know if maybe you can send
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: it in beer dilemmas. You can mess or put it
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: in the Facebook group, chat for the Facebook group, or
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: messages on Instagram, whatever way you feel like doing it,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: if you're like going through what we have just spoken about,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Like we're lucky enough. Like so Audi lives at home still,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: he's thinking about moving out with his girlfriend. But he's like,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: it's just not fucking worth it. It's not I'm thinking
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: about like I live, I me and you want to
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: rent a house off my dad and like we pay rent,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: but it's like my dad's obviously nice, and he's like, oh,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: it's like affordable rent. Think about the people who don't
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: have a good relationship with their parents exactly. That's what
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, like we're fortunate enough to lean on
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: our parents, whereas like a lot of people as soon
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: as they hit and they gotta leave. This was fair enough. Yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: So basically anyone that's like out of home paying that
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: expensive rent and like maybe you're with a partner doing it,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know, maybe just send in like you
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: can need to tell us to shut up, or you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: could just be like, oh, this is how I do it,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: or like oh no, like I fully agree, like it's
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: fucking hard. I'm struggling. I don't think they're going to
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: say shut up. I think it's more going to be
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: like we hear and see them because it's all good
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: and well, the governments saying all these things like we're
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: gonna help young people, but like the actual young people
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: like don't have really like some people feel guilty for like, oh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: should we feel guilty for not complaining? Like it's more
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: that we see that it's going on and we see
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: anyone struggling. Yeah, worse, it's just good to be seen. Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, that's the end of the episode. Thank
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you very much for listening. You guys have to come
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: back next week because I am going to have a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: comparison of mustaches to see if he shares it or not. Fuck,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I'm actually so scared, but we got to follow through
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: with this. We have to. Yeah, I imagine I get
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: a photo. It's so bushy, like, yeah, if he has
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: like a really really good mustache, like I'm not, I'm
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent shape, What are you gonna do? If?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Like I message Beth and say hey, can you do this?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And she sends it. We've in like twenty seconds, like
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: she's got one. I can't if that happens, if that happens,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I just can't know that. You can't can't let me
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: know that if that happens, You don't tell me. She's
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: got like a little what do they called it? What
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: are they hidden things on Snapchat called Oh yeah, you
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: can have your thing in like a password protecting. He's
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: got photos of his mustache. I just don't even want
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: to think about it. But otherwise, guys, see you on
• 35:23
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• 35:27
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• 35:29
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