Latest / Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show / Q Morning Show #797 - 09-28-26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: So you want to tell the story? Because remember that
- 0:01Speaker 1: like the Oreo was giving like away was like a
- 0:03Speaker 1: million dollars.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Yeah, a million dollar pig, if you will, Erica, because
- 0:06Speaker 2: she ate my million dollar Oreo.
- 0:08Speaker 1: So if your Oreo had like a dollar sign on it,
- 0:11Speaker 1: you could trade it in for like money or a
- 0:12Speaker 1: million dollars or whatever it was.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Yeah, this was back like in the early 2000s. It
- 0:17Speaker 2: was a contest that Oreo was doing. And I really
- 0:19Speaker 2: don't even know if it was a million. But in
- 0:20Speaker 2: my mind, it's always stuck that way. But it was
- 0:22Speaker 2: like probably like 100,000 or something.
- 0:23Speaker 3: I don't know. This was, again, early 2000s.
- 0:25Speaker 4: Even a million.
- 0:26Speaker 3: And it was if there was a money sign printed
- 0:28Speaker 3: on the Oreo.
- 0:30Speaker 4: I remember that promotion.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Instead of Oreo, you kept it and cashed in for
- 0:33Speaker 2: some money. And I swear I'll never forget it. We
- 0:36Speaker 2: were at our ranch. I was sitting on the front porch.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I was eating Oreos, and I would share them with Rosie.
- 0:41Speaker 2: She was our big fat yard pig.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Oh, pigs love cookies.
- 0:43Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember going and passing her an Oreo,
- 0:47Speaker 2: and as she's like in her mouth, I see that
- 0:50Speaker 2: there's a dollar sign on the Oreo, and I couldn't.
- 0:54Speaker 1: It's too late.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like giving a shark some chum, you know?
- 0:57Speaker 4: I'm going to turn this into poo.
- 0:59Speaker 2: It went way too fast, and I'll never forget that moment.
- 1:03Speaker 2: And I could have been rich if it weren't for
- 1:05Speaker 2: Rosie getting all fat and sassy.
- 1:07Speaker 4: Could have been.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Then the coyotes ate her like a year later.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Oh, you didn't even get bacon or nothing out of it?
- 1:12Speaker 2: No, they broke in. To be fair, I don't think
- 1:14Speaker 2: we would have cooked up Rosie. She was the family pig.
- 1:17Speaker 4: Yeah, the family one.
- 1:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:19Speaker 4: All that for nothing. So if you can find one
- 1:21Speaker 4: of these, they look like they're manufacturing errors of the
- 1:24Speaker 4: goldfish clusters. Six clusters. Well, six.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a manufacturer error for sure. They don't
- 1:29Speaker 1: do that on purpose.
- 1:31Speaker 4: $ 25, 000.
- 1:32Speaker 1: And it's hard to find because like Caitlin said, I
- 1:34Speaker 1: think I found one where they were like two fused together,
- 1:37Speaker 1: but that's very rare.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Do you think if they work at the goldfish factory,
- 1:41Speaker 2: the workers there are keeping their eye out for clumps
- 1:43Speaker 2: because they know they can cash in on it?
- 1:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 1:47Speaker 4: Grab that one. Put it in a package and then
- 1:49Speaker 4: send it to me. It would be like the whole
- 1:50Speaker 4: McDonald's thing that they did. They'd have an inside worker.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Wasn't that a scam?
- 1:54Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. The McDonald's pieces.
- 1:56Speaker 1: I don't even mind about that. I used to go
- 1:57Speaker 1: there all the time for those.
- 1:58Speaker 4: The Monopoly pieces.
- 2:00Speaker 3: I want to clarify it wasn't a scam by McDonald's.
- 2:02Speaker 2: I want to say there were employees that were scamming
- 2:04Speaker 2: the game.
- 2:05Speaker 4: It was a whole tiering thing, operation of people giving
- 2:07Speaker 4: it to their family members and one guy and the
- 2:09Speaker 4: security guy. It was wild. Isn't there a– A whole
- 2:13Speaker 4: documentary on it.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Documentary, yeah.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Yeah, Mega Millions, I think is what it's called on HBO. Yeah,
- 2:16Speaker 4: Mega Millions, that's right. It's great if you can check
- 2:18Speaker 4: it out. I wonder if anybody else has ever got
- 2:20Speaker 4: something like that that didn't cost anything but you ended
- 2:22Speaker 4: up flipping it for a bunch of money. I'm hoping
- 2:26Speaker 4: to sell that Grand Theft Auto little box set that
- 2:28Speaker 4: I got.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I'm hoping. Did you know that his wife doesn't know
- 2:32Speaker 1: he bought that $ 600 box?
- 2:34Speaker 3: Wait, you bought that box with the glasses that we
- 2:37Speaker 3: were making fun of?
- 2:38Speaker 1: He had already bought it before we made fun of it.
- 2:40Speaker 1: That's why he didn't want to say anything.
- 2:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:43Speaker 4: I bought it with the intention. I bought it with
- 2:44Speaker 4: the intention. I'm so embarrassed for you.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Oh, you want to be even more embarrassed? Tell him
- 2:49Speaker 1: to show you what's inside of it.
- 2:50Speaker 4: It's all junk.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked it up after you brought it up
- 2:53Speaker 2: the other day, Erica.
- 2:54Speaker 1: It is junk.
- 2:55Speaker 3: And some glasses, some sunglasses.
- 2:57Speaker 4: Here's my reasoning. It's going to be one of those
- 3:00Speaker 4: very sought-after things. They're only making very few of them.
- 3:02Speaker 7: Yes, yes.
- 3:04Speaker 4: And I think, I feel like I can sell that
- 3:07Speaker 4: this Christmas season.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Do you know where you're going to sell it?
- 3:11Speaker 4: eBay, just like these goldfish flippers are doing. Same thing.
- 3:14Speaker 5: Don't.
- 3:15Speaker 6: Why not?
- 3:15Speaker 3: Don't yourself get scammed. Make sure you get your money
- 3:18Speaker 3: first before you send off your box.
- 3:19Speaker 4: Well, sure. But worst case scenario, I get to spend
- 3:21Speaker 4: $ 400 on junk and enjoy it on my own. Or
- 3:25Speaker 4: I could flip it and sell it to some teenager
- 3:28Speaker 4: in New Orleans for $ 900. Sure, dude.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Nobody's going to want that.
- 3:33Speaker 4: Windsor, Canada?
- 3:34Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 3:35Speaker 4: Have you ever flipped something, though? Bought something and then
- 3:38Speaker 4: sold it for a bunch of money?
- 3:39Speaker 1: What about your Beanie Babies, Kate?
- 3:40Speaker 5: No.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I'm still letting those collect, you know? I'm still letting
- 3:44Speaker 3: the money.
- 3:44Speaker 4: Just continue to rise on those. The Princess Diana bear
- 3:47Speaker 4: that everybody wanted, that one? Mm-hmm.
- 3:49Speaker 5: 713.
- 3:49Speaker 3: One day they're going to be worth a lot of money.
- 3:51Speaker 4: A whole mold. 370-0929. So somebody is going to get
- 3:56Speaker 4: lucky and get to go to the Fort Bend County Fair.
- 3:58Speaker 4: We've got your tickets coming up in about six minutes
- 4:00Speaker 4: on 93Q. It's Houston's Country Leader. Good morning. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
- 4:03Speaker 4: and Erica. Is there a store that closed that just
- 4:06Speaker 4: absolutely crushed your soul when it went away?
- 4:10Speaker 7: Yes? Mervin's.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Mervin's.
- 4:12Speaker 8: Mervin's.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Do you remember Mervin's?
- 4:13Speaker 3: Wow, what a throwback.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Like all the sets they used to have. You save
- 4:17Speaker 1: so much money, you're like, I have a set.
- 4:19Speaker 4: At Mervin's? Was this a local Houston thing or was
- 4:21Speaker 4: this a bigger store?
- 4:23Speaker 3: I think it was probably more local to, like, maybe
- 4:25Speaker 3: Texas or the South.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Well, we had an Arizona, so I don't know.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Oh, y'all, that's right. You were in Arizona when there
- 4:30Speaker 3: was Mervin's.
- 4:31Speaker 6: Oh, okay, Erica.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 4:32Speaker 1: My mom would take us school shopping there because we'd get, like,
- 4:34Speaker 1: the sets. Like, the shirt came with the shorts for
- 4:36Speaker 1: boys and girls.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Was there ever a store called Service Merchandise or Circuit City?
- 4:40Speaker 9: Yes.
- 4:40Speaker 3: So, yeah.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Circuit City, yeah.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Circuit City, yeah.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Radio Shack was the bomb back in the day.
- 4:45Speaker 4: Radio Shack was great, too.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Remember Wieners?
- 4:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:48Speaker 4: Wieners?
- 4:49Speaker 3: It was called Wieners.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Mason's like, yeah, that was our generation. We'd get our
- 4:52Speaker 2: uniforms at Wieners.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Wieners?
- 4:55Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 4:56Speaker 2: That was the store that would sell the uniforms was Wieners.
- 4:58Speaker 2: And they were so bad. They were made out of
- 5:00Speaker 2: like the same material that they make the bags.
- 5:02Speaker 3: At the grocery store with. The paper bags.
- 5:05Speaker 6: Okay.
- 5:05Speaker 3: Just this scratchy, hard.
- 5:07Speaker 4: School uniforms?
- 5:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 5:10Speaker 6: Okay.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Like khaki pants.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Why do they call it Wieners? Is that the name
- 5:13Speaker 4: of the guy that owned it or something?
- 5:14Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 5:15Speaker 3: That was the name of the store.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Jeff Wieners? Yeah, I guess Jeff Wiener, whoever founded it.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Yeah, the Wiener family.
- 5:21Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 5:22Speaker 4: A bunch of Wieners over there.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Or Foley's.
- 5:25Speaker 3: That was another one.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Foley's was good, too. They always had good makeup.
- 5:29Speaker 4: Blockbuster video?
- 5:30Speaker 3: I was just going to say Blockbuster.
- 5:32Speaker 7: Wow.
- 5:33Speaker 2: And I understand why they needed to close, but I
- 5:36Speaker 2: miss the experience that we'll never get back of going
- 5:40Speaker 2: to the.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Local blockbuster or Hollywood video and scroll in the aisles
- 5:46Speaker 2: sometimes she'd run into an ex-boyfriend.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Because I always forgot to return those things. Always.
- 5:52Speaker 2: My brothers would never return the video games and then
- 5:55Speaker 2: I would go with my parents and we'd have like
- 5:58Speaker 2: a $ 60 fee for a video game.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Immediate rage.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Have you been to the Binge Browse website? Bingebrowse.net? It's
- 6:06Speaker 4: like it's a virtual blockbuster video, and you can put
- 6:09Speaker 4: your streaming services in there like Netflix, Prime, Disney +,
- 6:14Speaker 4: and then you enter this thing called Binge Browse, and
- 6:16Speaker 4: you're in a virtual blockbuster video store. So you can
- 6:19Speaker 4: look at new releases, and it's everything that you can stream, too.
- 6:22Speaker 4: So you can go to like sci-fi, you can go
- 6:24Speaker 4: to action, you can go to drama.
- 6:25Speaker 1: It doesn't have the smell of that old carpet inside Blockbuster.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 6:28Speaker 2: And part of going to Blockbuster was like, am I
- 6:30Speaker 2: going to see my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend here?
- 6:33Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, always. And they're like pajama type clothes.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Is the movie that I want in stock? Do they
- 6:39Speaker 4: even have it? Because you would get there wanting like
- 6:41Speaker 4: Jurassic Park 3 and they didn't have it.
- 6:43Speaker 3: You'd just see a flat cover of the picture.
- 6:45Speaker 4: You're like, no. There's nothing behind it. That's terrible.
- 6:49Speaker 7: Hmm.
- 6:49Speaker 4: But this is kind of a way to kind of
- 6:51Speaker 4: virtually relive being at a Blockbuster. I mean, yeah.
- 6:53Speaker 7: Kind of.
- 6:54Speaker 4: It's not the same.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Kind of.
- 6:55Speaker 4: It does. Not the same. It gives a little bit
- 6:58Speaker 4: of nostalgia.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Oh, and remember they'd have all the new cool snacks, too,
- 7:01Speaker 3: as you got up to the register.
- 7:03Speaker 4: With the popcorn bucket that was the actual bucket that
- 7:05Speaker 4: he was putting in the microwave.
- 7:06Speaker 1: You're ready to go, man.
- 7:07Speaker 4: Hell yeah, you were. We just wanted to take a
- 7:09Speaker 4: little trip down memory lane. If there's a store that
- 7:11Speaker 4: totally went away that you miss, you wish it would
- 7:14Speaker 4: come back, just crush you when it closed, 713. Oh, Casablanca.
- 7:18Speaker 7: 3-7-0-0-9-2-9.
- 7:19Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't say Kim-son, Caitlin. Kim-son.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know we were doing restaurants.
- 7:24Speaker 2: I have a whole separate list for that.
- 7:29Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
- 7:29Speaker 1: We got this morning, Caitlin.
- 7:45Speaker 3: All right. Jason says, good morning, y'all.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I was grocery shopping the other day when I noticed
- 7:49Speaker 2: a woman walking around with a small dog on a
- 7:51Speaker 2: regular leash, no service vest or anything indicating it was
- 7:54Speaker 2: a service animal.
- 7:55Speaker 3: It was just walking through the store with her.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Normally I probably would have ignored it, but then I
- 7:58Speaker 2: watched the dog sniffing around the produce and that was
- 8:01Speaker 2: enough for me. I found a manager and told them
- 8:03Speaker 2: there was a dog in the store that appeared to
- 8:05Speaker 2: be a pet and that I'd seen it sniffing the food.
- 8:08Speaker 2: A few minutes later, I heard some commotion near the
- 8:10Speaker 2: front of the store and a dog barking. Sure enough,
- 8:12Speaker 2: The woman was being escorted out. Part of me felt
- 8:14Speaker 2: bad because the dog wasn't aggressive and wasn't causing some
- 8:17Speaker 2: huge scene before I said something.
- 8:19Speaker 3: But it's a grocery store.
- 8:20Speaker 2: There's food everywhere and pets aren't allowed.
- 8:23Speaker 3: Why should everyone just ignore the rule?
- 8:24Speaker 2: My wife says I became the dog police over something
- 8:27Speaker 2: that wasn't even affecting me. Am I a jerk for
- 8:30Speaker 2: reporting her and getting her kicked out or justified? Because
- 8:32Speaker 2: no mean no pets means no pets, especially around the food.
- 8:37Speaker 4: I've seen this before. I see it all the time.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Here in the Galleria, people bring their dogs all the time.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Everywhere.
- 8:43Speaker 7: Everywhere.
- 8:43Speaker 1: In Target, in the grocery store.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Whole Foods all the time. I'll see them in Kroger.
- 8:48Speaker 4: I'll see some of them with vests on, and I'm like,
- 8:50Speaker 4: all right, working dog, with air quotes maybe.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Oh, you mean like the Etsy vest?
- 8:56Speaker 4: The Etsy vest, yes. And I think he's kind of justified.
- 9:02Speaker 2: Even if the dog was just sniffing around? How do
- 9:06Speaker 2: you know that the person just didn't have their vest
- 9:08Speaker 2: or whatever markings or indications for their animal?
- 9:11Speaker 1: I mean, most people who have a service animal are
- 9:13Speaker 1: really strict about that stuff.
- 9:14Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have a service animal, you're very strict
- 9:16Speaker 4: about it, I think.
- 9:17Speaker 1: You have to go to classes and all kinds of stuff.
- 9:19Speaker 4: They're trained to not be distracted by anything except the handler.
- 9:24Speaker 4: That's it.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I don't mind the dogs being everywhere, but sniffing the
- 9:27Speaker 1: produce is gross.
- 9:28Speaker 4: I love our dog, Bruce. He's a small dog. He's
- 9:30Speaker 4: very chill. I wouldn't take Bruce in a grocery store
- 9:33Speaker 4: because I wouldn't want him sniffing around other things. It's food.
- 9:36Speaker 4: I don't want another dog sniffing my food.
- 9:39Speaker 2: My behemoth of a dog is never invited in the
- 9:41Speaker 2: grocery store.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 9:43Speaker 4: Can't miss that guy.
- 9:45Speaker 1: I know.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Like chest height of the apple stand, you know? Like, no, sir,
- 9:49Speaker 3: you are not coming in here.
- 9:51Speaker 4: I saw one time a woman had a dog. The
- 9:53Speaker 4: dog was in the shopping cart. No vest or anything.
- 9:55Speaker 4: No collar.
- 9:56Speaker 7: Nothing.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I've seen that several times.
- 9:58Speaker 4: In the shopping cart.
- 9:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 10:00Speaker 4: I was like, oof. That seems like jerk behavior. Why
- 10:04Speaker 4: can't you leave your dog at home or somewhere else?
- 10:06Speaker 4: Food goes in that stuff, man. Is he a jerk
- 10:10Speaker 4: for having the woman kicked out or justified because no
- 10:15Speaker 4: pets means no pets.
- 10:15Speaker 2: But also this is why we wash our produce, you know?
- 10:17Speaker 5: Yes.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 10:19Speaker 7: Good reminder.
- 10:20Speaker 4: Absolutely. 713-370-0929. Is he a jerk or justified? You get
- 10:26Speaker 4: to be the judge this morning. It's the Court of
- 10:28Speaker 4: Public Opinion. Jerk or justified with Riggs, Caitlin and Erica
- 10:31Speaker 4: on 93Q. It's 93Q, Houston's country leader. Good morning. Riggs,
- 10:36Speaker 4: Caitlin and Erica this morning on Jerk or Justified. It
- 10:38Speaker 4: involves a dog, which is very near and dear to
- 10:41Speaker 4: all of us. But this guy had a dog removed
- 10:43Speaker 4: from a grocery store. Erica, can you kind of recap
- 10:45Speaker 4: it for us, for people that weren't hearing anything?
- 10:47Speaker 1: Yeah, so the guy says that he was walking around
- 10:49Speaker 1: in a grocery store, and he sees this woman with
- 10:51Speaker 1: a dog. Now, a dog doesn't have, like, a service
- 10:53Speaker 1: vest or anything. It's just, it's her pet. It's just, like,
- 10:55Speaker 1: you know, in the grocery store. And he didn't really
- 10:58Speaker 1: think anything of it. He's just like, why is that
- 10:59Speaker 1: dog in a grocery store? But whatever. And then he
- 11:02Speaker 1: sees the dog start to sniff the produce, and he's like, no,
- 11:06Speaker 1: absolutely not. So he goes and tells management. Then he
- 11:08Speaker 1: hears dog barking. Turns out they were escorted out. And
- 11:12Speaker 1: so he's like, am I a jerk for toweling? Because
- 11:13Speaker 1: my wife is mad at me now, saying that I'm
- 11:15Speaker 1: the dog police. But I think it's gross.
- 11:18Speaker 4: What do you think, Lisa?
- 11:19Speaker 6: I think he's a jerk.
- 11:20Speaker 4: You do?
- 11:20Speaker 8: Why? Because.
- 11:22Speaker 9: Have you seen kids in the grocery store?
- 11:24Speaker 3: They're snotty.
- 11:26Speaker 5: They're wiping their noses. They're touching the bananas.
- 11:29Speaker 9: The dog was at floor level, so he could not
- 11:32Speaker 9: have been slobbering on the produce like children do.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Okay.
- 11:35Speaker 4: You say he's a jerk for snitching on the dog owner.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Yes.
- 11:39Speaker 4: All right. Thank you for calling this morning, Lisa.
- 11:41Speaker 8: Okay.
- 11:41Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 11:42Speaker 4: Good morning, 93Q.
- 11:43Speaker 6: Hey, good morning. Who dis? This is Brian.
- 11:46Speaker 3: Brian, what do you think? Jerk or justified?
- 11:47Speaker 10: He's a jerk. It's like, just mind your own business.
- 11:51Speaker 10: I mean, maybe you don't know what's going on. He
- 11:53Speaker 10: might not have been able to leave his dog at home.
- 11:56Speaker 10: I mean, he might have just got back from the
- 11:57Speaker 10: vet or whatever. I mean, it's too hot to leave
- 12:00Speaker 10: your dog in the car. It's like you can't tie
- 12:02Speaker 10: it up outside.
- 12:04Speaker 7: And you know what?
- 12:04Speaker 10: There's plenty of disgusting people out there. They don't ever
- 12:07Speaker 10: wash their hands. You got, you know, and plus all
- 12:10Speaker 10: the pros covering chemicals anyways. You need to clean that anyway,
- 12:13Speaker 10: so it'll be fine. It'll build up your immune system.
- 12:16Speaker 4: People are kind of swinging me in the other direction
- 12:18Speaker 4: with these calls.
- 12:19Speaker 7: All right.
- 12:19Speaker 4: You say he's a jerk.
- 12:21Speaker 10: Yeah, I say he's a jerk. Just mind your business.
- 12:23Speaker 10: I mean, like I said, he probably could have left
- 12:25Speaker 10: it at home. I mean, it's like it's not really
- 12:26Speaker 10: causing anything. It's just nipped it.
- 12:28Speaker 6: It'll be all right.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Thank you for calling this morning.
- 12:30Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 12:30Speaker 10: You guys have a good day.
- 12:31Speaker 6: You too.
- 12:31Speaker 4: Kathy, good morning.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Good morning.
- 12:33Speaker 8: How are you?
- 12:34Speaker 4: We're good.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Jerk or justified, Kathy?
- 12:36Speaker 5: I'd say he's justified. What if the dog lifted his leg?
- 12:40Speaker 2: Oh. I thought that's where it was going when we
- 12:43Speaker 2: first started reading it. I thought he was going to
- 12:44Speaker 2: say the dog had peed or pooped in.
- 12:45Speaker 3: The store, but.
- 12:46Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 12:47Speaker 6: Right.
- 12:48Speaker 5: I mean, I've been in HEB where, you know, people
- 12:51Speaker 5: had their little dogs up in, you know, the top
- 12:54Speaker 5: of the carriage. Uh-huh. And I don't think anything of it,
- 12:58Speaker 5: but I see a dog on a leash around the produce.
- 13:00Speaker 5: The first thing I would think is, has he lifted.
- 13:04Speaker 8: His leg anywhere?
- 13:05Speaker 11: Oh, no.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Could you imagine?
- 13:07Speaker 5: I say he's justified.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Okay. Thank you for calling this morning, Kathy.
- 13:12Speaker 6: Okay.
- 13:12Speaker 5: Have a good day.
- 13:13Speaker 4: Always the voice of reason, Kathy. Someone saw us out
- 13:15Speaker 4: at the Pasadena Rodeo last week, and they were like,
- 13:17Speaker 4: Kathy calls every morning. We were like, yeah, she's a
- 13:20Speaker 4: certified juror.
- 13:21Speaker 3: And we're worried if we don't hear from her.
- 13:22Speaker 6: We are.
- 13:23Speaker 4: One morning she didn't call and we were like, is
- 13:25Speaker 4: Kathy okay? She needs a welfare check. You can still
- 13:28Speaker 4: argue about this on our Facebook page, by the way. 93QHouston,
- 13:31Speaker 4: kicking out a dog from a grocery store. It's Jerker Justified.
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- 13:44Speaker 4: Houston's country leader. So Sean went on a first date
- 13:48Speaker 4: with Allison. They went to a brewery, had a couple drinks,
- 13:51Speaker 4: hit some food trucks up. Wondering where there could have
- 13:53Speaker 4: been a misstep. Did he say something? Did he slip
- 13:56Speaker 4: up during the conversations they were having? Or was it
- 13:58Speaker 4: something that she did? We're going to find out next
- 14:00Speaker 4: for 93Q' s Second Date Update.
- 14:04Speaker 9: Hi, can I ask who's calling?
- 14:05Speaker 3: Oh, very formal. Of course you can ask who's calling.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Good morning, Allison.
- 14:09Speaker 2: This is Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica from 93Q. We're a
- 14:12Speaker 2: radio station here in Houston.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Hi. Hello.
- 14:15Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.
- 14:16Speaker 9: I love your station.
- 14:17Speaker 8: This is so random. I'm sorry.
- 14:23Speaker 5: I really, I was like, I literally listened to you
- 14:25Speaker 5: all the time.
- 14:26Speaker 4: You didn't recognize the number. You're like, who is this?
- 14:28Speaker 4: Who is this?
- 14:29Speaker 8: No, I didn't.
- 14:30Speaker 9: So I just, I didn't want to understand why you're
- 14:32Speaker 9: calling me.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Well, we're calling you about a date that you went on.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Do you remember going on a date with Sean?
- 14:38Speaker 4: Yes, I do. All right. Well, he said that you
- 14:40Speaker 4: guys had a nice date. He said he had fun.
- 14:42Speaker 4: You guys met on Hinge, but he hasn't heard anything
- 14:45Speaker 4: from you since. So we were just trying to call
- 14:47Speaker 4: and figure out what the heck happened. Why haven't you
- 14:48Speaker 4: called him back?
- 14:49Speaker 9: I mean, I don't really know why. I guess he
- 14:53Speaker 9: can't really take the hint. Take the hint?
- 14:55Speaker 2: He said the date was great. He thought you liked it.
- 14:58Speaker 2: I think that's the hint he was getting is that
- 15:00Speaker 2: you were happy.
- 15:00Speaker 9: I think Sean needs to kind of, in a nice way,
- 15:03Speaker 9: clean up kind of his bad habits before hitting out
- 15:06Speaker 9: on another date.
- 15:07Speaker 4: His bad habits? He said bad habits? Like, what did
- 15:09Speaker 4: he do?
- 15:10Speaker 9: This man has some sort of, like, weird, like, gum obsession.
- 15:15Speaker 9: I mean, so he was chewing gum constantly throughout the date.
- 15:19Speaker 1: But, you know, like, when you're on a first date especially,
- 15:21Speaker 1: you want to make sure you keep fresh breath because
- 15:23Speaker 1: we've had lots of cases where the girls were like,
- 15:26Speaker 1: his breath was so bad.
- 15:27Speaker 9: I guess I can understand that. He kept, like, chewing
- 15:31Speaker 9: the gum throughout drinking his beers. Like, he never spit
- 15:35Speaker 9: it out. Who drinks beers? And she's gone.
- 15:39Speaker 7: Gross.
- 15:39Speaker 1: And I was.
- 15:40Speaker 9: Like, the whole time thinking, is he going to follow it?
- 15:43Speaker 9: Do I have to have to hide it?
- 15:44Speaker 3: Was it the same piece the whole time?
- 15:46Speaker 9: So then we went to the food truck at the brewery,
- 15:48Speaker 9: you know, after like we had a couple of drinks.
- 15:50Speaker 8: It was like in one of those, you know, the
- 15:51Speaker 8: little paper baskets?
- 15:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:53Speaker 9: So then, yeah, so then he puts it on.
- 15:55Speaker 8: The paper basket.
- 15:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 15:58Speaker 9: Like with his food. And it sat there while he ate.
- 16:01Speaker 9: And I'm sitting there looking at it.
- 16:04Speaker 1: You looking at it.
- 16:05Speaker 3: And I looked at him.
- 16:06Speaker 4: And he looked at me.
- 16:08Speaker 9: He ate the whole basket. with the gum just sitting there.
- 16:12Speaker 9: And then he stood up and, like, he was going
- 16:14Speaker 9: to throw the basket away. So then I think, oh, great,
- 16:17Speaker 9: he's going.
- 16:17Speaker 8: To just throw the basket away. And then he throws
- 16:20Speaker 8: my basket away.
- 16:21Speaker 9: And then he takes the gum off the basket and
- 16:24Speaker 9: puts it back.
- 16:25Speaker 5: And he just needs to throw the basket away.
- 16:28Speaker 1: I'm officially going to vomit.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Cold, hard, chewed up gum.
- 16:32Speaker 6: Wait a minute. I'm here. I'm listening. Wait a second, guys.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Hey, that's Sean, by the way.
- 16:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 16:40Speaker 8: Oh, hey.
- 16:41Speaker 4: Hey, Sean, is it true that you were like, chewing
- 16:44Speaker 4: gum for the entirety of the date.
- 16:46Speaker 6: It's not gum. It's not gum. It's Nicorette. If I,
- 16:49Speaker 6: you know, if I drink, I want to smoke. And
- 16:51Speaker 6: I was a heavy smoker. I'm trying to change and,
- 16:54Speaker 6: you know, better myself to not smoke anymore. I was nervous.
- 16:57Speaker 6: It was a first date.
- 16:58Speaker 9: To me, that makes sense. But it was pretty gross.
- 17:01Speaker 9: But like in the moment, all I could do was just,
- 17:05Speaker 9: I couldn't take my eyes off.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Just staring at your gum.
- 17:07Speaker 9: The gum that was on the basket, because like I said,
- 17:10Speaker 9: it had little bubbles.
- 17:12Speaker 5: You know, when you kick them out.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 17:17Speaker 9: It just kind of like burned into my brain.
- 17:19Speaker 6: And I was like, I guess I guess I'm sorry.
- 17:22Speaker 6: You know, I'm sorry. I'm just trying not to smoke.
- 17:25Speaker 9: Like I said, I mean, you you weren't chewing it
- 17:27Speaker 9: while you're eating. Thank God, because I wouldn't.
- 17:32Speaker 10: But the point was.
- 17:33Speaker 9: For me, I thought like, okay, maybe you could start
- 17:35Speaker 9: off with a fresh piece at least because see you
- 17:37Speaker 9: just chewing and then your food that you're chewing. I
- 17:40Speaker 9: know the food got on to the, well, now I
- 17:41Speaker 9: know the Nicorette is just, I.
- 17:44Speaker 1: See, that's a pretty easy fix though. Like just grab
- 17:46Speaker 1: another piece, you know?
- 17:47Speaker 6: But it's not, it's not cheap. It's like $ 65. $ 65
- 17:49Speaker 6: for some gum? Yeah.
- 17:54Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 17:54Speaker 9: I just might think, what does your lungs look like?
- 17:57Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Okay, but he is stopping. He's quitting smoking.
- 18:01Speaker 2: He's going to, you know, I guess put the gum away,
- 18:03Speaker 2: at least get a fresh piece and probably not chew
- 18:06Speaker 2: it as long, hopefully. Does that do anything for you?
- 18:09Speaker 2: Could we get you guys on a second date at least?
- 18:12Speaker 2: We'll pick up the tab.
- 18:13Speaker 9: I just can't.
- 18:14Speaker 5: I'm sorry, y'all.
- 18:15Speaker 9: And I'm not trying to be one of those people.
- 18:17Speaker 9: I can't unsee what I saw, guys. I've got to run, guys,
- 18:20Speaker 9: so I'm sorry. I hope y'all have a good day.
- 18:23Speaker 2: All right.
- 18:24Speaker 6: I kind of feel good about calling in because I
- 18:25Speaker 6: think I dodged a serious bullet.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe pull out a fresh piece next time instead
- 18:29Speaker 4: of taking it off the basket.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I get it's expensive, but that's, yeah, that's like you
- 18:34Speaker 1: do it in your own time.
- 18:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:35Speaker 6: I'm glad I found this out when I did. She's
- 18:37Speaker 6: way too picky.
- 18:52Speaker 3: It's Caitlin Can't Lose.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Powered by Houston Federal Credit Union. Welcome to the show.
- 18:59Speaker 3: Yuri's on the phone.
- 19:00Speaker 4: Good morning, Yuri.
- 19:01Speaker 5: Good morning.
- 19:02Speaker 4: This isn't Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, is it?
- 19:06Speaker 6: No, it is not.
- 19:07Speaker 4: Wouldn't that be wild?
- 19:09Speaker 1: Also, wouldn't he be really old?
- 19:11Speaker 4: Yeah, probably. This is not him. Yuri, good morning. Where
- 19:13Speaker 4: are you calling from?
- 19:14Speaker 7: I'm calling from the Clear Lake area.
- 19:17Speaker 4: Awesome. You know how Caitlin Can't Lose works? Five pop
- 19:19Speaker 4: culture questions. You get more rights, you get you a
- 19:21Speaker 4: thousand bucks.
- 19:23Speaker 7: Yes, sir.
- 19:24Speaker 4: Any other questions? Concerns? Comments?
- 19:28Speaker 11: No.
- 19:29Speaker 7: Okay.
- 19:29Speaker 1: No, not really.
- 19:30Speaker 4: All right, cool. We'll ask Caitlyn to please step outside.
- 19:32Speaker 8: I do that.
- 19:34Speaker 4: Somebody asked me at the rodeo last week. They go,
- 19:36Speaker 4: does Caitlyn really go outside?
- 19:37Speaker 5: Yep.
- 19:38Speaker 4: Yes, she does.
- 19:38Speaker 8: Watch.
- 19:38Speaker 4: It goes the door.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Bye.
- 19:40Speaker 4: And she's gone. And that door's heavy, too. Nothing's coming
- 19:45Speaker 4: through that door.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Doesn't keep hardly any sound out, though.
- 19:47Speaker 7: Right.
- 19:48Speaker 1: And she always goes down the hog. goes to the bathroom,
- 19:50Speaker 1: gets snacks.
- 19:51Speaker 4: We never know what's going on with her. If you
- 19:53Speaker 4: don't know an answer to one of these questions, Yuri,
- 19:55Speaker 4: you just make something up, okay?
- 19:57Speaker 5: Sounds good.
- 19:58Speaker 4: All right, here we go. Question number one. You might
- 20:00Speaker 4: remember her as Lizzie McGuire. She's back on tour and
- 20:03Speaker 4: absolutely living her best life. Happy birthday to this so
- 20:06Speaker 4: yesterday and coming clean singer. Who is she?
- 20:15Speaker 7: Britney Spears.
- 20:15Speaker 4: Okay, question number two. This Like a Virgin singer opened
- 20:19Speaker 4: the Video of Music Awards last night. She also went
- 20:22Speaker 4: home with a bunch of awards. A bunch of moon men.
- 20:24Speaker 7: Madonna.
- 20:25Speaker 4: All right, there you go. Question number three. In the
- 20:28Speaker 4: New York Times, they revealed that this show is the
- 20:31Speaker 4: best of the 21st century. It starred Aaron Paul and
- 20:34Speaker 4: Bryan Cranston as a teacher turned meth dealer. Breaking Bad.
- 20:39Speaker 4: Question number four. Hard to believe it's been three years
- 20:41Speaker 4: since they kicked off a version of The Bachelor starring
- 20:44Speaker 4: an over-60 crowd. What was this show called?
- 20:47Speaker 6: The Golden Bachelor.
- 20:48Speaker 4: And question number five. Houston Astros will be in the
- 20:51Speaker 4: MLB playoffs starting this week. They'll be playing what Chicago-based team?
- 20:55Speaker 4: The White Sox. There you go. We'll bring Kaitlyn back in.
- 20:59Speaker 4: You see if you can flag her down, maybe?
- 21:00Speaker 1: She's over by the snack area.
- 21:03Speaker 6: Okay.
- 21:04Speaker 4: They did put out fresh snacks, so... I would imagine
- 21:06Speaker 4: she'd come back with something. Any snacks out there? Yes, no?
- 21:08Speaker 3: Very weird guy in the break room.
- 21:10Speaker 2: I didn't accept the snacks because it was a man
- 21:13Speaker 2: giving away candy and he was in like a whole
- 21:15Speaker 2: Halloween costume, which I got excited for.
- 21:18Speaker 3: But when I walked up, he goes, I'm Candyman. Yeah,
- 21:22Speaker 3: it was weird. And that's all he said.
- 21:24Speaker 5: Bye.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
- 21:26Speaker 3: I was like, so can I take some of this candy?
- 21:28Speaker 4: And he was like, I'm Candyman. That's all he was saying?
- 21:30Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so strange.
- 21:32Speaker 7: Strange, guys.
- 21:32Speaker 3: That's why I was staying right here by the door
- 21:34Speaker 3: most of that time.
- 21:35Speaker 4: Thank you. Same five questions to you, Caitlin. Yuri did
- 21:40Speaker 4: all right. Question number one. You might remember her as
- 21:43Speaker 4: Lizzie McGuire. She's back on tour and absolutely living her
- 21:46Speaker 4: best life. Happy birthday to this So Yesterday and Coming
- 21:49Speaker 4: Clean singer. It is Hilary Duff. That is.
- 21:53Speaker 11: Crap.
- 21:53Speaker 10: She looks so good.
- 21:54Speaker 3: Yeah, she is living her best life right now.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Question number two. This Like a Virgin singer opened the
- 21:59Speaker 4: Video Music Awards last night. She also went home with
- 22:02Speaker 4: some moon men. What is her name?
- 22:04Speaker 3: Madonna.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Madonna. That's correct. Question number three. In the New York Times,
- 22:09Speaker 4: they revealed that this is the number one show of
- 22:11Speaker 4: the 21st century. It starred Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston
- 22:14Speaker 4: as a teacher who turned meth dealer.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Breaking Bad.
- 22:17Speaker 4: Breaking Bad.
- 22:18Speaker 7: That's correct.
- 22:19Speaker 4: Question four. It's hard to believe it's been three years
- 22:22Speaker 4: since they kicked off a version of The Bachelor starring
- 22:24Speaker 4: an over-60 crowd. What was this show called?
- 22:27Speaker 3: Golden Bachelor?
- 22:28Speaker 4: The Golden Bachelor. Remember the first guy that won, Jerry?
- 22:31Speaker 3: Is there another season coming?
- 22:32Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 22:33Speaker 6: Jerry.
- 22:33Speaker 2: He kind of talked like this a little bit.
- 22:35Speaker 5: He did.
- 22:36Speaker 4: He was very aloof.
- 22:37Speaker 5: So excited.
- 22:38Speaker 4: Question five. The Astros clinched a playoff berth yesterday. They'll
- 22:45Speaker 4: be in the MLB playoffs starting this week. Who will
- 22:47Speaker 4: they be playing against? It's a Chicago-based team.
- 22:50Speaker 3: I believe that is the White Sox.
- 22:52Speaker 4: The White Sox is correct. Final score, Erica?
- 22:56Speaker 1: Uri 4, Caitlin 5.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Ooh, close, Yuri, but no cigar.
- 23:01Speaker 4: No cigar this time.
- 23:02Speaker 3: You can't get a piece of candy from the candy man.
- 23:04Speaker 4: Ooh, a piece of candy.
- 23:07Speaker 6: Ooh, a piece of candy.
- 23:07Speaker 4: No, we do have a pair of tickets for you
- 23:09Speaker 4: to check out. Scotty McCreary this Friday night at 713
- 23:12Speaker 4: Music Hall. Congratulations.
- 23:15Speaker 6: Awesome.
- 23:15Speaker 9: Thank you so much.
- 23:16Speaker 4: But you didn't win $ 1, 000 of Caitlyn's cash. Would you
- 23:19Speaker 4: mind telling everybody why, Yuri? Why did it win?
- 23:22Speaker 7: Because Caitlin can't lose.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. Caitlin can't lose. Caitlin, 650 wins now.
- 23:26Speaker 4: You think you can take her down? Get signed up
- 23:28Speaker 4: to play at QMorningShow.com. We play every morning at this time.
- 23:31Speaker 4: It's Caitlin Can't Lose on 93Q. Yuri, you're a great American.
- 23:34Speaker 8: Thanks, Yuri.
- 23:35Speaker 4: Thank you for playing this morning.
- 23:36Speaker 9: Thank you so much.
- 23:37Speaker 4: You're very welcome. You too. Hold on the phone. We'll
- 23:39Speaker 4: get your info for those tickets. It's 93Q, Houston's country leader,
- 23:43Speaker 4: and Zach Topp. 93Q, Houston's country leader. Good morning. Riggs, Caitlin,
- 23:47Speaker 4: and Erica. Caitlin being haunted in her own house again.
- 23:51Speaker 7: Again?
- 23:51Speaker 2: Again.
- 23:52Speaker 4: What was the first time?
- 23:53Speaker 3: The first time was my husband's sleep mask.
- 23:56Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
- 23:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:58Speaker 4: The eye mask that he wears.
- 24:00Speaker 6: Yeah. Okay.
- 24:01Speaker 2: So we've been, we just, my three-year-old son is potty trained.
- 24:09Speaker 6: Okay.
- 24:10Speaker 2: They have to be fully potty trained before they go
- 24:13Speaker 2: to pre-K-3.
- 24:14Speaker 3: He's in pre-K-3 this year. Um, but he still has accidents.
- 24:18Speaker 2: So we have it like in the night, he never
- 24:20Speaker 2: has them in the day, but sometimes when he's sleeping
- 24:22Speaker 2: and we've, you know, we've done all these things to
- 24:24Speaker 2: try and help, but it's just a learning curve, you know,
- 24:26Speaker 2: eventually we'll get there. And, um, so last night he
- 24:30Speaker 2: had an accident in the middle of the night.
- 24:32Speaker 11: Oh no.
- 24:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:33Speaker 6: Again.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Um, So I'm sleeping through this whole thing. I don't
- 24:38Speaker 2: even realize what's going on. My husband, I guess it
- 24:41Speaker 2: had woken up. He was probably on the monitor cause
- 24:44Speaker 2: like he'll get up and we have like one of
- 24:46Speaker 2: those toddler locks on the door. So he's got to
- 24:48Speaker 2: let us know he'll call out through the monitor or whatever.
- 24:51Speaker 3: So, uh, I guess my.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Husband goes in the room to change the sheets and
- 24:55Speaker 2: to change him. Well, in the process of doing all that,
- 24:58Speaker 2: and then his brother, my other toddler starts crying because
- 25:00Speaker 2: they're in the same room together. It's chaos going on,
- 25:03Speaker 2: I assume.
- 25:04Speaker 3: I'm sleeping still, okay?
- 25:06Speaker 2: In the chaos of all that going on, my three-year-old
- 25:09Speaker 2: comes into our bedroom ever so silently. I have my
- 25:14Speaker 2: back face towards the outside of the bed. I'm passed
- 25:17Speaker 2: out asleep. We fell asleep watching the brand new season
- 25:20Speaker 2: of American Horror Story last night.
- 25:22Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, we did too.
- 25:23Speaker 3: And it's good. It's creepy, okay?
- 25:24Speaker 4: It is creepy, yeah.
- 25:25Speaker 2: So all of a sudden, I feel something tap me
- 25:28Speaker 2: very lightly on my side, okay? And I look over
- 25:32Speaker 2: and my son, who's butt naked, is standing there staring
- 25:37Speaker 2: at me dead in the face. And my brain could
- 25:42Speaker 2: not comprehend what was happening in the moment because the
- 25:45Speaker 2: last thing I had seen was American Horror Story, okay?
- 25:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:48Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, oh, hey, buddy.
- 25:52Speaker 2: And he's like, hey, mommy, I peed the bed.
- 25:55Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, it's OK, bud. What are you doing?
- 25:58Speaker 3: Where's daddy? I look over. My husband's not in the bed.
- 26:01Speaker 3: He's like, oh, daddy's daddy's trying to.
- 26:03Speaker 2: So, you know, I get up to help at that
- 26:05Speaker 2: point once I realize that chaos is going on. But
- 26:08Speaker 2: it scared me so badly that I couldn't fall back
- 26:11Speaker 2: asleep because it made my heart jump so bad. I
- 26:15Speaker 2: thought it was a monster from American Horror Story coming.
- 26:17Speaker 3: To get me.
- 26:18Speaker 4: That was an intense episode, by the way. The opening
- 26:21Speaker 4: with a plane crash was, like, intense.
- 26:23Speaker 3: Did you know, too, within the first, like, two minutes,
- 26:25Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this plane's going to crash.
- 26:27Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
- 26:28Speaker 4: With the number 13 everywhere, I was like, okay, something
- 26:30Speaker 4: bad's happening.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Nothing quite prepares you for seeing your toddler's face right
- 26:33Speaker 2: in your face.
- 26:34Speaker 11: Oh, no.
- 26:35Speaker 3: In the middle of the night. This was at, like,
- 26:37Speaker 3: I think it was 2.05.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Or something, whenever I just deadpan right in my face.
- 26:42Speaker 3: I could feel his breath, like.
- 26:46Speaker 8: Oh, hey, mommy.
- 26:47Speaker 5: I peed the bed.
- 26:50Speaker 4: Terrifying.
- 26:51Speaker 3: I'm being haunted out of my own house.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Everybody's haunting you.
- 26:54Speaker 2: I think they've got to truce the three of them. Next,
- 26:57Speaker 2: it's going to be the other toddler. Like, I don't
- 26:59Speaker 2: know what he can come up with.
- 27:00Speaker 4: Vic will find something to scare you with, I'm sure.
- 27:02Speaker 4: It is the season. Very much so.
- 27:04Speaker 3: It is the season.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Especially if you already watched something scary. You're like, ugh.
- 27:08Speaker 4: This happened all the time at Erica's house, I'm sure.
- 27:10Speaker 4: Just getting terrified by your children. Your very own children
- 27:13Speaker 4: scaring you.
- 27:14Speaker 1: No, they slap me, like, on the forehead or the face. Like, hey, mommy,
- 27:16Speaker 1: can I have some? In your sleep?
- 27:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 27:18Speaker 1: But, like, Elena will ask for the most random stuff
- 27:20Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Like, slap on the head.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Can I have some pickles?
- 27:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Girl, what?
- 27:26Speaker 2: I almost wish it was that because then I'm like,
- 27:29Speaker 2: I know something else is going on, but just a
- 27:31Speaker 2: light tickle of the side and your heavy breathing.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I love when they're like breathing right in your face
- 27:35Speaker 1: and then you wake up. Are you awake? Well, now
- 27:38Speaker 1: I am. You're nasty breath.
- 27:40Speaker 4: I always approach people that are sleeping. Like I used
- 27:42Speaker 4: to try to tell my wife I was leaving in
- 27:44Speaker 4: the morning. I'd be like, goodbye, I'm leaving, love you.
- 27:47Speaker 4: She hated it because I would freak her out.
- 27:48Speaker 3: It startles them, yeah.
- 27:49Speaker 4: It startles her, yeah. And you can't go back to sleep.
- 27:51Speaker 4: So I just don't even do anything anymore. I just
- 27:52Speaker 4: leave the house now. No more goodbyes.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Terrifying.
- 27:56Speaker 4: Haunted in your own home. By your own children. Does
- 28:00Speaker 4: this happen to you?
- 28:01Speaker 7: 713-370-0929.
- 28:02Speaker 4: Thank you for the birth control. I appreciate that.
- 28:03Speaker 3: You're welcome. Always here for you.
- 28:05Speaker 1: This morning on Second Date Update, we'd like to welcome
- 28:08Speaker 1: Ernest to the show. Good morning, Ernest.
- 28:10Speaker 7: Hey, what's up, guys?
- 28:11Speaker 5: How are you?
- 28:12Speaker 1: How are you doing?
- 28:13Speaker 10: I'm all right.
- 28:14Speaker 7: I've been listening to Second Date Update for a long time,
- 28:16Speaker 7: so it's crazy. I never thought I'd be on the show.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Hey, you made it to the big leagues.
- 28:20Speaker 5: You're here.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Aren't you so excited?
- 28:23Speaker 6: Wow.
- 28:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:24Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 28:25Speaker 3: All right, Ernest.
- 28:26Speaker 2: So we're hoping that you're going to have a good
- 28:28Speaker 2: outcome today because you've obviously listened to the show a lot.
- 28:31Speaker 2: And our whole focus here is to try and help
- 28:33Speaker 2: you try and work hard for you. Can you tell
- 28:35Speaker 2: us a little bit about the date?
- 28:36Speaker 7: Sure. So I took Katrina. We went to a really
- 28:43Speaker 7: good burger place in Katy. Yeah, I figured, you know,
- 28:48Speaker 7: we'll do a low key kind of dates. low-key, but
- 28:51Speaker 7: still nice and fun.
- 28:53Speaker 4: You said low-key. Do you think that may be why
- 28:55Speaker 4: she's not calling? Was it maybe a little too relaxed,
- 28:57Speaker 4: maybe too chill? Did she want something maybe a little
- 29:00Speaker 4: bit nicer or more upscale?
- 29:02Speaker 8: No, no, not at all.
- 29:03Speaker 7: I mean, she's very, she's a very down-to-earth person like me,
- 29:06Speaker 7: so I don't, I don't know. I don't think that
- 29:08Speaker 7: that would be it. I'm just a country guy type,
- 29:10Speaker 7: you know. My family's been in Katy since it was
- 29:14Speaker 7: just Rice Field. Oh, yeah. I used to have a mall,
- 29:16Speaker 7: so she's very similar in that way, yeah. So we
- 29:19Speaker 7: were sort of two peas in a pod, I thought.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Katie's definitely grown a lot since then. Did anything go
- 29:26Speaker 1: wrong on your date that you can remember, Ernest?
- 29:29Speaker 7: Well, towards the end of dinner, she did get a
- 29:31Speaker 7: bit quiet. Like, I don't know, she was so talkative
- 29:34Speaker 7: at the get-go, and we were really having a good conversation.
- 29:37Speaker 7: And then all of a sudden, she just felt like
- 29:39Speaker 7: she That's beef right there. That's serious beef in Texas.
- 29:32Speaker 7: I mean, that could be the reason why. Did she
- 29:35Speaker 7: know you were an Aggie before she went on a
- 29:37Speaker 7: date with you? You know, the whole sawmoth thing is
- 29:39Speaker 7: a touchy subject.
- 29:39Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:57Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, look, I made it clear. I also
- 30:00Speaker 7: drive a Maroon F250. So I'm full.
- 30:03Speaker 6: On, Aggie.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Full on.
- 30:05Speaker 3: I think I see your truck sometime on the road.
- 30:07Speaker 8: Right.
- 30:07Speaker 4: Can we call her and see if she maybe can't
- 30:09Speaker 4: deal with dating a rival? Would that maybe work for you?
- 30:13Speaker 7: I mean, we could. I doubt that was it, though. But,
- 30:15Speaker 7: you know, who knows with women these days.
- 30:17Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means, Ernest, with women
- 30:20Speaker 1: these days.
- 30:20Speaker 8: Right.
- 30:21Speaker 1: We're going to get her on the phone and find
- 30:23Speaker 1: out on I3Q Second Date Update.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Katrina and Ernest went on a first date. It was
- 30:28Speaker 3: low key.
- 30:28Speaker 2: They went to a little burger place out in Katy.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Ernest did tell Katrina beforehand that he was an Aggie,
- 30:34Speaker 2: but then he showed up, you know, full blown Aggie
- 30:36Speaker 2: maroon truck with stickers everywhere. And Katrina went to UT.
- 30:39Speaker 2: Is this maybe the reason she figures this is never
- 30:42Speaker 2: going to work? We're going to find out now with
- 30:44Speaker 2: Second Date Update.
- 30:49Speaker 6: Hello.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Hi, may I please speak with Katrina?
- 30:52Speaker 6: Uh, this is she.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Hey Katrina. This is Erica, Caitlin and Riggs from 93 Q.
- 30:57Speaker 1: How are you?
- 30:57Speaker 4: What's up?
- 30:58Speaker 8: Hi.
- 30:59Speaker 1: We do a morning show.
- 31:01Speaker 8: Yeah, that's cool. Um, I've heard of you guys, but, um,
- 31:06Speaker 8: I have a short commute when I get to work,
- 31:08Speaker 8: so I don't really get to pay attention too much. Um,
- 31:12Speaker 8: But why are you calling me?
- 31:14Speaker 4: Well, we're calling people about a second date update. We
- 31:17Speaker 4: heard about second date update before.
- 31:19Speaker 5: Yes. Yes.
- 31:21Speaker 4: That's where we call people who've been on a first date,
- 31:24Speaker 4: but somebody didn't call them back. So we're trying to
- 31:27Speaker 4: find out what the heck happened and why they didn't
- 31:29Speaker 4: get a call back.
- 31:30Speaker 6: Gotcha.
- 31:31Speaker 4: Okay.
- 31:31Speaker 8: So that's your job, just calling people up.
- 31:35Speaker 2: I mean, it's part of the job. It's one of
- 31:39Speaker 2: the things they pay us to do. And sometimes we
- 31:41Speaker 2: do actually help out, okay? Not every time, but sometimes
- 31:44Speaker 2: we can get it done.
- 31:46Speaker 6: Okay.
- 31:46Speaker 8: That's interesting.
- 31:47Speaker 3: I'm feeling very judged here.
- 31:49Speaker 8: I mean, it takes all kinds of characters. Okay. So
- 31:52Speaker 8: what do you need from me?
- 31:53Speaker 1: So all we need from you, Katrina, is to find
- 31:56Speaker 1: out why you didn't call Ernest back.
- 31:58Speaker 5: Okay.
- 32:01Speaker 6: Ernest.
- 32:02Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 32:03Speaker 4: Oh my God.
- 32:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 32:04Speaker 8: That's, this is it right here. That's why I didn't
- 32:06Speaker 8: call him back because who called the radio station to
- 32:09Speaker 8: complain about why someone isn't calling them back? Like that's
- 32:12Speaker 8: so ridiculous.
- 32:13Speaker 3: He wasn't complaining.
- 32:14Speaker 7: Yeah. What do you mean ridiculous? Ridiculous is not having
- 32:18Speaker 7: the courtesy to call someone back.
- 32:20Speaker 3: That's Ernest on the line.
- 32:22Speaker 5: Wow.
- 32:23Speaker 8: Okay. That's rich. So you're talking to me about coming courtesy.
- 32:26Speaker 8: That is so funny.
- 32:31Speaker 7: I'm not sure what is so funny, Katrina.
- 32:34Speaker 8: You don't know what's funny? Ernest, the reason why I
- 32:37Speaker 8: did not call you back is because you were so
- 32:40Speaker 8: embarrassing on our date.
- 32:42Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
- 32:42Speaker 6: Yes?
- 32:43Speaker 8: Ernest acts like a child, like a wild animal.
- 32:47Speaker 3: A wild animal?
- 32:48Speaker 8: Remember that children's book where the wild things are?
- 32:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:51Speaker 5: That's what he.
- 32:52Speaker 8: Reminded me of.
- 32:52Speaker 4: How did he act like a wild animal? What do
- 32:54Speaker 4: you mean?
- 32:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:56Speaker 8: This child, he put ketchup all over his fries, then
- 32:59Speaker 8: licked The lid of the ketchup bottle.
- 33:02Speaker 5: No.
- 33:03Speaker 3: The public ketchup bottle?
- 33:05Speaker 5: The bottle.
- 33:07Speaker 8: The bottle on the table that everybody uses when we dine.
- 33:10Speaker 4: He's a monster.
- 33:11Speaker 8: Yeah, right. And then it gets worse. He loves ketchup
- 33:15Speaker 8: so much, he's licking his fingers. Every fry he touches,
- 33:20Speaker 8: he's just licking it up. And I'm just like, why
- 33:22Speaker 8: are you... And he's wiping his hands on his pants.
- 33:25Speaker 5: Like, it was.
- 33:27Speaker 8: I'm not even a germaphobe like that, but he maybe
- 33:31Speaker 8: won that night.
- 33:32Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, Katrina. At first I was like, okay,
- 33:34Speaker 1: this girl's kind of rude, but now I'm with you.
- 33:36Speaker 1: That is disgusting.
- 33:38Speaker 2: I love ketchup, and I love ketchup on french fries,
- 33:42Speaker 2: but the last thing I'm doing is licking that crusty,
- 33:45Speaker 2: nasty lid that has like the gelatinous, crystallized ketchup stuck.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Up under there.
- 33:50Speaker 3: It's been sitting there for weeks.
- 33:53Speaker 4: It's congealed, coagulated.
- 33:57Speaker 6: It's a gross word. It was gross.
- 33:58Speaker 8: Ernest, that was disgusting.
- 34:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 34:01Speaker 8: Like, you had napkins. You didn't even use the napkins.
- 34:04Speaker 8: You wiped your fingers on your pants.
- 34:06Speaker 4: What is.
- 34:08Speaker 8: That's not okay.
- 34:11Speaker 7: Well, I told you she went to UT, right? Apparently
- 34:13Speaker 7: now she's too good to eat like us regular folk.
- 34:15Speaker 6: Oh, God.
- 34:16Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
- 34:16Speaker 3: What does that have anything to do with you licking
- 34:18Speaker 3: the ketchup top?
- 34:19Speaker 4: It has nothing to.
- 34:20Speaker 3: Do with college.
- 34:22Speaker 8: Everything you do, you try to make it about that.
- 34:24Speaker 8: So because I have manners, because I was raised with manners,
- 34:27Speaker 8: now I think I'm too good? You do not like
- 34:28Speaker 8: the ketchup bottle that people.
- 34:30Speaker 5: Have to use.
- 34:30Speaker 7: That's it.
- 34:31Speaker 4: It just comes out. sometimes i like to take the
- 34:35Speaker 4: other side just for the sake of argument but i
- 34:36Speaker 4: can't even do that with you earnest that's disgusting that's
- 34:39Speaker 4: like unsanitary for you and like everybody afterwards now i'm
- 34:42Speaker 4: self-conscious about using.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Ketchup i didn't even think about him licking it and
- 34:45Speaker 2: then putting the lid back on for the next person
- 34:48Speaker 2: i couldn't even get past the coagulated ketchup in the
- 34:51Speaker 2: lid no.
- 34:52Speaker 4: I'm thinking about the person after him that's like oh
- 34:54Speaker 4: earnest was just licking this.
- 34:56Speaker 8: Triggering so um I've said I've all I have to say.
- 35:00Speaker 6: All right.
- 35:01Speaker 8: Do you guys have anything else for me? Because this
- 35:03Speaker 8: was a waste of time.
- 35:04Speaker 4: Are you willing to go on a second date with
- 35:07Speaker 4: the guy? I know what your answer is going to be.
- 35:09Speaker 8: I think you guys know, right?
- 35:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:10Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 35:11Speaker 8: Absolutely not.
- 35:12Speaker 4: We had to ask out of common courtesy. It's our job,
- 35:14Speaker 4: as we said.
- 35:14Speaker 7: So.
- 35:16Speaker 8: You know what, Ernest? You need to get it together.
- 35:18Speaker 4: Grow up. Get your life together, Ernest.
- 35:24Speaker 2: It's the dingus.
- 35:25Speaker 8: Yeah, dingus.
- 35:26Speaker 4: It's the dingus of the day.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Something stupid.
- 35:30Speaker 4: Then the corner ran away. Now let's all make fun
- 35:34Speaker 4: of it. It's an important special dingus this morning because
- 35:38Speaker 4: it's right around the corner in Rosenberg when this happened.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Oh, local, local.
- 35:44Speaker 4: Yeah. We've all had that moment where you have to
- 35:47Speaker 4: really use the bathroom and every place you go to
- 35:50Speaker 4: is closed. And at that point, you've got two options.
- 35:52Speaker 4: Either find another bathroom or you drive your car through
- 35:55Speaker 4: the front of a Kroger that is closed.
- 35:58Speaker 10: Wait, what?
- 35:58Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what this guy did yesterday morning around 430 a.m.
- 36:01Speaker 4: Police say a 60 year old man pulled up to
- 36:04Speaker 4: a Kroger that was closed. He needed to use the bathroom.
- 36:07Speaker 4: The doors were locked, and rather than going to literally
- 36:09Speaker 4: anywhere else, he intentionally accelerated his vehicle through the pharmacy entrance. Sir,
- 36:15Speaker 4: the store opens from the other side. Police say they
- 36:18Speaker 4: saw the... There's pictures of this. You can see it
- 36:20Speaker 4: at 93qcountry. com. It's just this car inside of the Kroger with, like,
- 36:26Speaker 4: all the Halloween candy and everything around it, all because
- 36:28Speaker 4: this guy had to go to the bathroom. He figured
- 36:31Speaker 4: he was going to play the role of the Kool-Aid
- 36:33Speaker 4: man for.
- 36:34Speaker 3: Bro, you just gotta pop a squat at that point. Like,
- 36:36Speaker 3: head around the back and find.
- 36:38Speaker 1: Something to do. I saw somebody's comment on this story,
- 36:40Speaker 1: and she was like, well, to be fair, there's not
- 36:42Speaker 1: a lot of restroom options in that area.
- 36:45Speaker 4: To be fair? What? The cops say, I guess when
- 36:48Speaker 4: you gotta go, you gotta go, but they strongly recommend
- 36:51Speaker 4: finding a store that's actually open to do your business.
- 36:54Speaker 4: They recommend not doing that. So, nobody was injured, luckily.
- 36:59Speaker 4: The guy's okay. Well, that's good.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Did he get to go to the bathroom?
- 37:02Speaker 4: I don't know. That's the big question I had as well, Caitlin.
- 37:04Speaker 4: I was like, did he make it? Or did he
- 37:06Speaker 4: mess his pants when he crashed through the window? Yeah,
- 37:07Speaker 4: I mean, what was the body's reaction?
- 37:09Speaker 2: Right?
- 37:09Speaker 4: Don't be a dingus. And again, you can see the picture.
- 37:13Speaker 4: It's up at 93qcountry. com.
- 37:14Speaker 3: So unnecessary.
- 37:16Speaker 4: What a dingus. And in Rosenberg, nonetheless. Riggs, Caitlin, and
- 37:20Speaker 4: Erica present The Rico Report. What's trending in Houston and beyond?
- 37:25Speaker 1: Imagine you get a call from Dolly Parton before she
- 37:27Speaker 1: passes and you miss that call. I'm going to tell
- 37:30Speaker 1: you who that happened to in just a second. First,
- 37:32Speaker 1: let me tell you that Sylvester Stallone spent time in
- 37:34Speaker 1: a reform school. He just wrote a new memoir. And
- 37:37Speaker 1: he says that it was when he was a teenager.
- 37:40Speaker 1: And apparently he grew up in like a really unloving,
- 37:42Speaker 1: abusive household. His parents were awful. So he sent him
- 37:45Speaker 1: to this reform school. And he says that it was
- 37:47Speaker 1: really bad. It was like wild times. He said at
- 37:51Speaker 1: one point he misbehaved and he was taken to what
- 37:53Speaker 1: the kids called the snake pit. And he says that
- 37:56Speaker 1: basically he describes it as the heart of insanity. He
- 38:00Speaker 1: was there for a two-week stretch, during which a guy
- 38:02Speaker 1: called Jay Bird, and they called him that because he
- 38:05Speaker 1: was always naked, apparently, attacked him in the bathroom. And
- 38:08Speaker 1: this is a direct quote from Sylvester Stallone. He tried
- 38:11Speaker 1: to rip my groin off.
- 38:12Speaker 5: Oh.
- 38:13Speaker 1: You're wondering why Sylvester Stallone is so tough?
- 38:16Speaker 9: Yeah, right?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Someone tries to rip your groin off. Wow. You're going
- 38:19Speaker 1: to start bulking up. You know what I'm saying?
- 38:21Speaker 2: Ew.
- 38:21Speaker 6: Ew.
- 38:22Speaker 1: I think we all saw this. A TikToker went viral
- 38:24Speaker 1: for getting rejected, like rejected by Ella Langley. He asked
- 38:29Speaker 1: her how many likes he'd need to take her on
- 38:32Speaker 1: a date, and she said, quote, there's not enough in
- 38:35Speaker 1: the world. So he then posted a video offering her
- 38:39Speaker 1: flowers because that was going to help. He said, you
- 38:44Speaker 1: know what? You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- 38:46Speaker 1: You know what? Good for you, buddy. Good for you.
- 38:48Speaker 4: Good for you.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Well, Reba McEntire... revealed that she missed a phone call
- 38:53Speaker 1: from Dolly Parton, and here's her talking about it.
- 38:56Speaker 11: Took us a long time to connect because of our
- 38:59Speaker 11: schedules and things. And it was really special when we
- 39:05Speaker 11: finally did connect and get to talk. And I didn't
- 39:09Speaker 11: want to keep her. I knew she was busy, because
- 39:11Speaker 11: she always is, but I didn't want to let her go.
- 39:15Speaker 11: And then she did call me the last of July,
- 39:18Speaker 11: and I was in a meeting, and I missed her call.
- 39:20Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
- 39:20Speaker 11: And I tried to get back in touch with her.
- 39:22Speaker 11: I couldn't. Never made connection. And then when Lisa Davis,
- 39:27Speaker 11: my buddy, called me the morning of the 25th and
- 39:30Speaker 11: she said, Dolly's gone. I thought, I'll never know why
- 39:34Speaker 11: she called me.
- 39:35Speaker 6: Oh!
- 39:36Speaker 1: Regrets to the max. You will never, ever know.
- 39:42Speaker 3: I'll never know why she called. It was just like haunting.
- 39:46Speaker 1: It haunted me and it didn't even happen to me.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Watch it with me.
- 39:48Speaker 4: What if it was just for a recipe or something silly?
- 39:50Speaker 1: I know, or just be like, hey, question. We're making
- 39:53Speaker 1: it all serious.
- 39:54Speaker 4: Now you can swap out applesauce for oil, right? How
- 39:56Speaker 4: does that work? Is that what that is?