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FULL SHOW: Under Intense Scrutiny (feat. Jack Ansett) · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The home I keep the Big Show show thanks to
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Speaker 1: crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome Big Show,
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Speaker 1: Big Jason.
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Speaker 2: Hitch Night, and.
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Speaker 3: Get at your mad Barstard's great to have your company
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Speaker 3: this beautiful Wednesday afternoon, the tenth of September twenty twenty five.
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Speaker 3: And you, my friends, is always listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 3: brought to you by Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 3: Good Stallion, how's life?
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty grassy? Your mad dog? You're six, son of
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Speaker 2: the baby. What a day to be alive? Man?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Wednesday, Yes, she's great to be alive on Wednesday.
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Speaker 4: Well yeah, but the way you're saying it makes me
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Speaker 4: think you're being.
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Speaker 2: I'm just stressing it, Casey. That's how you put emphasis
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Speaker 2: on different things that makes people concentrate on them, you know,
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Speaker 2: like Wednesday.
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Speaker 4: Oh does it?
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Speaker 2: I just did it? Do you love?
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Speaker 4: Wednesday's keasy? To be honest, men, I love every day equally,
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Speaker 4: as long as I'm here on the Big Show, as
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Speaker 4: long as I'm with you guys, and as long as
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Speaker 4: I've got the listeners. You know, I love every single day.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you hate a Wednesday I don't mind a Wednesday's overtime.
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Speaker 3: No, my bug bear is my Thursday. Yes, we're just
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Speaker 3: nearly at the weekend, but just not quite there, and
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Speaker 3: then you'd know you had another day of work. Even
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Speaker 3: though I love doing the work yet, I mean, I
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Speaker 3: love being with you fellas, and oh that's a lie.
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Speaker 3: But I mean I love doing radio. And that's actually
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Speaker 3: not entirely true either. But I just just really good fellas,
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Speaker 3: And what a Wednesday it is? Eh?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you're looking good.
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Speaker 2: What I got a shirt? Do you call that? Man?
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Speaker 3: A cool one? Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Sure, no comment here, man, I don't care what you're wearing.
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Speaker 4: I don't care what you wearing. You don't care what
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Speaker 4: I'm wearing. We just here to do a good radio.
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Speaker 2: It was.
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Speaker 3: It was one of those days today where I had
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Speaker 3: no particular clean shirts that they normally wear, and I
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Speaker 3: saw this one in the waterbe w I have worn
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Speaker 3: that one for a while. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought.
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Speaker 3: I'm getting to the stage, fellows of the short sleeves.
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Speaker 3: I'm getting close to bring him a boat shirt back.
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Speaker 4: Hey, moggie, what's coming up on the show man?
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Speaker 5: What's happening on the Big show with old mogis.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's another great day. Wednesday is any other day
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Speaker 2: of the week there where you got another opportunity, another
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Speaker 2: two opportunity to join us in the Swingers Club. Fellers,
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Speaker 2: We're off to Fiji to play a little bit of golf.
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Speaker 4: That's right, keep an her up for that. Qu to
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Speaker 4: call get ready to call O one hundred hoduky.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. And then later on the show we'll be
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Speaker 2: talking with comedian and taskmaster Legend Jack Ansett. And not
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Speaker 2: only that, but Hoidy j is talking about getting into
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Speaker 2: a little bit of camping yeah, man, which surprises me
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Speaker 2: a little little bit, a little.
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Speaker 4: Bit proper off the grid campin.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos and I'm
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Speaker 3: pretty fired up for it. Fellas.
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Speaker 1: Here's the black piece, the Whodiarkey Big Show week days
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Speaker 1: from four on Radio hod I can.
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Speaker 3: Always think the verve Piper's bush.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, fist fist fair enough.
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Speaker 3: It's very similar kind of vibe going on there now, Fellas.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've noticed, but there's been a
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Speaker 3: change of season. Things are beginning to warm up a bit.
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Speaker 3: It's getting longer days, the sun's coming out and one
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Speaker 3: of the things I've always wanted to do and get involved,
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Speaker 3: and there is a bit of camping action. Now this
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Speaker 3: is actually true. I spend a lot of my time
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Speaker 3: watching camping videos on YouTube and it's basically just dudes
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Speaker 3: going off gred and I know what's it's just dudes
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Speaker 3: in my case, and I'm watching course and they and
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Speaker 3: they and they build like their own little shelters, you know,
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Speaker 3: maybe by a lake or something like that. They fish,
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Speaker 3: they catch their food, and they also tend to take
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Speaker 3: a lot of really good food with them and then
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Speaker 3: they set by their campfire and and just eat delicious stuff.
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Speaker 3: And I was thinking, I want to get into that
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Speaker 3: kind of thing. I love a bit of camping action,
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Speaker 3: do you. And I was thinking, how about this the
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Speaker 3: big show fellers, we all go a little bit off
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Speaker 3: grid over the summertime for a few days, you know,
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Speaker 3: maybe it could take a few beers ease or something
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Speaker 3: like that, and we go camping for a little together together.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, one kind of camping. Are we thinking like
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Speaker 4: a top ten campsite, power side for a swimming pool
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Speaker 4: and a playground for the.
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Speaker 3: Kids, And no, no, I'm thinking I'm thinking kind of
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Speaker 3: really off gride. Yeah, dock site something like that, maybe
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Speaker 3: bush something like that, just some we were not with.
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Speaker 3: There's no one else around. Basically, it's just it's just
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Speaker 3: a big show to get away from it all, you know,
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Speaker 3: bloody roasting marshmallows over the fire, having a bit of
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Speaker 3: chitty chat.
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Speaker 2: Sure, okay, what do you think like three months or
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Speaker 2: something or ah.
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Speaker 3: No, just thinking like two or three days, because we'll
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Speaker 3: probably get quite tired, we're or something. Well, I'm not scared,
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Speaker 3: but I just I get a really bonding experience for
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Speaker 3: us all, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: You know, if I'm going to do it the way
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Speaker 2: I do it as I go, I go hard core.
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Speaker 2: I just sort of feel like there's any point. I mean,
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Speaker 2: I love your idea about marshmallows, don't get me wrong,
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Speaker 2: but it sort of feels like you want to get
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Speaker 2: to the point where you've run out of all your
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Speaker 2: resources off the land man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what kind of that vibe? Yeah? Sure, you know,
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Speaker 3: maybe by a stream or something like that, we catch
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Speaker 3: some wild trout well, I mean, yeah, a bit of
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Speaker 3: white bait.
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, I'd prefer I'm more of the
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Speaker 4: top ten campsite guy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we'll look after you man.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll make sure you're okay, keasy, get a powered side.
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Speaker 2: You can have a pup tint a tin.
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Speaker 3: Well, this is what I'm thinking. We have a tent,
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Speaker 3: we have two tints and you know we couple up.
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Speaker 4: Will be there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well pugs will be there. Of course. He's part
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Speaker 3: of the big show to you know, killer wild Boar
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Speaker 3: put it on the spit.
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Speaker 4: You know.
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Speaker 2: Well, we could just take some some ham and a
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Speaker 2: chili ban.
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Speaker 3: Could do that or something, you know, some cold press salami,
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Speaker 3: maybe some marks, some crackers, some vacum packed olives.
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Speaker 4: Wait, but when all marshmallows, well, I guess it would
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Speaker 4: be room.
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Speaker 3: You can stuff a few marshmallows and there excuse and
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Speaker 3: I realized that you like your creature comforts and you've
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Speaker 3: been intimidated by being a man of the land kind
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Speaker 3: of thing.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, to be honest, if there's just like maybe we
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Speaker 4: could get like an EBNB. Yes that has like a
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Speaker 4: bush area at the back that you lawn or a lawn.
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Speaker 2: And you know you want a stream jay it's what
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Speaker 2: about a swimming pool?
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I kind of feel like, you know,
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Speaker 3: that's sort of yeah, light the lights out, okay.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because what all you really want to do
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Speaker 4: is pitching a tin, is putch a tin?
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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Well, I mean you could
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Speaker 3: even pitch a tin. I don't know. I don't know
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Speaker 3: that I can, But this is the challenge that I.
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Speaker 4: Think you could put a tin.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it'll be sagging to the side a little bit,
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Speaker 3: for sure. Have to sort of pitch it up with
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Speaker 3: a few ropes and stuff like that.
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Speaker 2: You really have to put your mind to it. You
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Speaker 2: have to content. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well why don't
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Speaker 2: you try and you go out in the back lawn
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Speaker 2: and you try and pitch a tent. You put your
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Speaker 2: tent out there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and my back lawn and pitch a tent.
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Speaker 2: So that's a good idea. Don't where you all stay
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Speaker 2: at our own houses and Jase, you can try and
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Speaker 2: pitch a tent at your joint.
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Speaker 4: And then send a photo and then Puzzle'll put that
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Speaker 4: up on Instagram of you're pitching a tent and then
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Speaker 4: we'll be like there we'll go from there. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well it feels like that'll be the end of it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm done for that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, chant Man, it's good man, awesome I'm looking forward
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Speaker 2: to that.
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Speaker 3: Not kind of what I was thinking about, but I
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Speaker 3: suppose I could do that. Pitch are ten on the
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Speaker 3: back lawn there when your space you bit where what
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Speaker 3: is the lawn?
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Speaker 4: Geezy, you were shocking say anything this pill jab.
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Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on Radio Hold. I
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Speaker 1: can the big shows. Swing As Club is back and
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Speaker 1: this time it's going global.
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Speaker 4: So good fellas. Yeah, you're going to, man, we're gonna
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Speaker 4: play golf. Man, We're going the Intercontinental Fiji Golfers on
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Speaker 4: in Spa.
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Speaker 3: You guys are doing a bit of scuba action as well.
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Speaker 3: You can come to.
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Speaker 4: We didn't talk about this. You're gonna come to.
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Speaker 2: You got belt and snorkel.
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Speaker 3: This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Kezy,
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Speaker 3: what little little jabs like that from Magie.
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Speaker 4: He's got a snorkel as well.
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Speaker 2: We've all got one obviously.
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Speaker 4: But you don't want to come on the snorkel trip man.
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Speaker 2: No, Man, like you don't like being on a boat.
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Speaker 3: You like being on I like fishing, but I like
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Speaker 3: just hang out of it. I might hang up by
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Speaker 3: the pool before my round of golf.
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Speaker 4: Are you scared of because of the what did you
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Speaker 4: look up?
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Speaker 6: You stay sandfish, stonefish stut of them, But they are
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Speaker 6: more of your sort of coral scenarios where you're walking
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Speaker 6: around on the beach and your stand on it and
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Speaker 6: it stabs you and poisons you.
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Speaker 2: The shark tents.
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Speaker 3: The tents freaked me out a bit.
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Speaker 4: Hey, literally, everyone listening. There's a joke from before we
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Speaker 4: were even Jace accidentally said shark tint. It's a shark
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Speaker 4: tank and now I'm doing it.
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Speaker 2: Now we're doing it, yeah, referencing it. It's good for us.
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Speaker 2: The upshot of all there has been that, Yes we
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Speaker 2: are going to Fiji. Yes we're doing the Swingers Club
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Speaker 2: and years two listeners are going to be coming with us.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bloody exciting. It's all thanks to, as I said,
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Speaker 4: the Intercontinental Fiji Golf result in SPA Fiji, eirwaves and
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Speaker 4: tourism Fiji. A long weekend of golfing and relaxing.
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Speaker 3: Good stuff, mate, good a ten your made barstard? How's
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Speaker 3: life Yeah? Good? Thanks Ja, good on you mate. How's
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Speaker 3: welly today? She's a bit windy up in Auckland. I
9:42
Speaker 3: can tell you that much.
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Speaker 5: Oh when was there?
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Speaker 2: No, it's not too bad.
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Speaker 3: Enoughing to complain about.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, mate, Hey, what do you do
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Speaker 4: for a crust man?
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Speaker 7: Oh?
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Speaker 2: You guys give me a hard time for last time.
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Speaker 4: I'm a financial advisor.
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Speaker 2: Up with your finances. What kind of person will give
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Speaker 2: you a hard time for that?
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Speaker 3: I tell you what actually, Tim, Quite honestly, I've been
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Speaker 3: meeting up with a few financial advisers. It's good because
10:07
Speaker 3: I need to know what to do with my dog
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Speaker 3: squad money, and so I've been talking to some financial
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Speaker 3: advisors about investments and stuff like that. It's fascinating stuff.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: If we get good yeah, good work, Jason, it's good stuff.
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Speaker 4: It's really good. If we get you along to Fiji. Man,
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Speaker 4: will you play some golf with Jason? Also give him
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Speaker 4: some financial advice. Nothing we can't sort out in nine holes.
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Speaker 3: Beautiful, We'll be doing eighteen by the way, Tom, just.
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Speaker 4: Right, he's only keen to do nine next to his
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Speaker 4: entry their pugs cheers.
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Speaker 3: Man, he wants to get back to the buffet.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right. Tell you're officially in the drawer man,
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Speaker 4: good luck, Yeah, legends.
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Speaker 3: Thanks mate, get a Kyle your mad Barstard. How's life Yeah,
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Speaker 3: not too bad?
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Speaker 5: Fellas? How you go?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Where are you calling from? Kyle?
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Speaker 2: Uh?
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Speaker 1: Calling from Meda at the Rolling.
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Speaker 5: Green Hills are the work?
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Speaker 3: So what do you do for a crust?
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Speaker 4: I'm a sparky you are good stuff? Do you like
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Speaker 4: hey Carl from Madametter? Do you like Fiji?
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Speaker 2: Man? Uh?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I reckon it's all good eh.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon perfect. Yeah, you're in. Yeah, you're in.
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Speaker 2: That's the main thing if you if you like Fiji, it's.
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Speaker 3: Not the main thing. The main thing is do you
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Speaker 3: like to have a bit of a whack on a
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Speaker 3: golf course?
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Speaker 2: I think that's wad in Yeah, absolutely.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. Good on your cars down the line
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Speaker 3: packs animal saw Yeah, I have.
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Speaker 2: Hit a tick through here on three four eight three?
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Speaker 2: Is this trip our eighteen? That's in other words? You know,
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Speaker 2: can you come over and bring your five year old
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Speaker 2: to the Swingers Club.
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Speaker 3: It's interesting and we'll maybe talk about it later on
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Speaker 3: in the shop. Got some issues with this upcoming trip.
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Speaker 3: Oh yes I'm not.
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Speaker 4: I'm not going to say it's Niri team, but it's
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Speaker 4: probably probably Yeah, you're right, yeah, I mean no, yeah,
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Speaker 4: it is you can try, but yeah, I think it is.
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Speaker 2: No, it's definitely going to ruin it. Yeah, it's definitely not. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I didine, But you want people to feel welcome, so yeah,
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Speaker 2: absolutely keep bringing up Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah cool. But if the if the five year
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Speaker 4: olds go, I'm not going, but I'm out. Could be
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Speaker 4: a good bastard. Oh yeah, I'm sure he is hilarious, fautleous.
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Speaker 4: You've already got one of those.
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Speaker 1: Here's the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 4: Tune in and.
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Speaker 3: Four on Radio Holky Ellison. Chain's there on the Radio
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Speaker 3: Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
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Speaker 3: point fifty two. Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
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Speaker 3: with Mike Minogue.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, fellas, I'll be honest with you a minute.
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Speaker 2: I'm watching any TV. Last night sat down in the
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Speaker 2: lounge with me missus there and listen to a Pluto
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Speaker 2: album on my new record player. Yeah, man, it doesn't count.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't count as watching anything because it was more listening.
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Speaker 2: Very good though.
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Speaker 3: Did you just sit there and listen or did you
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Speaker 3: know or dance?
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Speaker 2: Well, my daughter did before she went to bed. She
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Speaker 2: had a good dance, yeah, man, but I saved my
13:24
Speaker 2: dancing for special occasions, which I honestly don't know what
13:28
Speaker 2: it's called because it's just got an emblem on the
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Speaker 2: front of it. But I'll find out for you. Yeah. Yeah. Weirdly,
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Speaker 2: it doesn't. It didn't appear to have a very. There
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Speaker 2: wasn't a name and blazoned across the front cork. You
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Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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Speaker 4: How much did that cost?
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Speaker 2: I got it free from radiodeck. I got a whole
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Speaker 2: bunch of them, stacks of them. I've got so many
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Speaker 2: vinyls I don't know what to do with them. Every
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Speaker 2: time I use the way to scratch them and throw
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Speaker 2: them in the bin. There's how many of.
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Speaker 4: Them you use as coasters?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 4: For like really big cats like jags? Yeah yeah, yeahs Jase.
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Speaker 3: You know how I feel about that, feelings about what
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Speaker 3: hugs that that affliction I have. But anyway, I started
14:12
Speaker 3: watching a new series last night called I think it's
14:15
Speaker 3: called Suspicious. Imagine if you will, feels a safe house scenario.
14:23
Speaker 3: Inside the safe house, as a family and the father
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Speaker 3: is about to testify against a very nasty, nasty man
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Speaker 3: that the police are desperate to nail. Is he suspicious,
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Speaker 3: he's a nasty piece of work.
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Speaker 2: God.
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Speaker 3: Suffice to say, the safe house doesn't turn out to
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Speaker 3: be very safe, and then drama enshoes. But outside of
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Speaker 3: that drama is an internal drama of the people involved
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Speaker 3: and looking after the safe house may or may not
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Speaker 3: be involved in a relationship of some description.
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Speaker 2: Is it possible that not everything is what it's seems?
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Speaker 3: Nothing is what it seems? And indeed, one of the
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Speaker 3: lines from the show is is one of them lays dying?
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Speaker 3: Trust no one?
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Speaker 2: Oh God, that doesn't sound good.
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Speaker 3: As a British drama. It's just standy. It's a standard
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Speaker 3: British kind of crime drama. Watchable, good acting, sure, pretty feasible.
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Speaker 3: I'll give it two point seventy five buzzies out of
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Speaker 3: five out of five.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, So that's just above average, above average.
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Speaker 3: What do you watch that on on demand?
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Speaker 2: I don't consider we need to work out what this
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Speaker 2: busy system is because I consider three busies as a recommendation.
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Speaker 2: Anything under that is two point five is middle well,
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Speaker 2: three is good, four is very good, and five is excellent.
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Speaker 4: Right, so two is bid as poor? Right? Two busies
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Speaker 4: is bad? Yeah, because it's just hard is traditionally two
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Speaker 4: busy have been very good. No, in my experience, yours.
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Speaker 4: Three is the middle of the road. Yeah, right, three,
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Speaker 4: it's good.
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Speaker 3: Okay, when you say two busies have been really good
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Speaker 3: in your ago, what do you mean?
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean I've had to relearn things now that
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Speaker 4: I'm part of the show, right that traditionally Yeah, two busies,
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Speaker 4: Like a rating of two busies was good back, you know,
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Speaker 4: before the show.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I guess the thing is like you're always
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Speaker 2: what you would right to have maximum.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right, right, yeah, out of a possible out
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Speaker 7: of a possible five.
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Speaker 2: So are you recommending that, James with two point as?
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Speaker 3: I say, it's a solid good watch. Sure, so maybe
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Speaker 3: I'll be I'll be kind and say three buses.
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Speaker 4: Three busies recommend And that's on demands you mean TVs plus, Yes, right, okay.
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Speaker 4: I watched the show on tv Z Plus as well,
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Speaker 4: and it's called Here We Go. It's a British comedy sitcom.
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Speaker 4: It features one of the main guys from after Life,
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Speaker 4: the women from It Crowds and what Olivia Coleman, Catherine,
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Speaker 4: She's very Jones, Katherin's and the Jones that's the one
17:06
Speaker 4: and one of the guys from six Education. Just a
17:10
Speaker 4: whole lot of people I recognized. And Pamela, Gavin's mum
17:14
Speaker 4: from Gavin and Stacy, she's in it as well. It's
17:17
Speaker 4: basically the youngest member of the family is making a
17:19
Speaker 4: documentary on his family for his media studies class. It's
17:22
Speaker 4: British comedy. There's three seasons of its six episodes a
17:25
Speaker 4: season first episode very funny. I gave it four out
17:27
Speaker 4: of five busies.
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Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, what's it call?
17:30
Speaker 4: Here we go? Yeah, check it out jas SII No Stop.
17:35
Speaker 2: And that Pluto album is called four and it came
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Speaker 2: out in twenty nineteen. There you go. Give it a will.
17:40
Speaker 4: Good stuff feelers.
17:43
Speaker 1: The hohod Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
17:46
Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
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Speaker 3: Ye're welcome back to your mess of backbones. Hope you're
17:51
Speaker 3: getting through your hump day tickety boo. You're listening to
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Speaker 3: the Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
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Speaker 4: Pancrafted burgers, loaded fries and eats that will change the game.
18:01
Speaker 2: Scrumptedly obstious. You're working on a new accent there.
18:05
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm just trying to mix it up. Man,
18:06
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm saying the same four things over
18:08
Speaker 4: and over and then just going for every time it's great. Yeah,
18:13
Speaker 4: I know, it's because I'm putting some spice on it.
18:15
Speaker 3: It is hey foils, you know, just on the whole
18:18
Speaker 3: fet g thing. By the way, I'm really concerned about
18:22
Speaker 3: wearing shorts because I just feel like people are going
18:25
Speaker 3: to say some hurtful things about my withered pin.
18:28
Speaker 2: Well, why don't we talk about that for sort of
18:30
Speaker 2: three to four and a half minutes. You don't want
18:32
Speaker 2: to just glass over it here. I think that's a
18:34
Speaker 2: great idea. Jay, So I've been worried about the same thing,
18:36
Speaker 2: to be honest.
18:36
Speaker 4: With, Yeah, well, no one like no one and here
18:38
Speaker 4: is going to talk about it like that.
18:41
Speaker 2: No.
18:42
Speaker 3: No, Actually, there's a bit of controversy going on at
18:44
Speaker 3: the moment in the Big Show about a video that
18:47
Speaker 3: was made by old PAGs Arm that I refuse to
18:49
Speaker 3: allow him to release. He's even asked my wife's permission,
18:53
Speaker 3: and she was vehemently against.
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Speaker 5: No.
18:56
Speaker 4: She was that I saw the text, she said, she agreed,
18:58
Speaker 4: she agreed it was funny, and then it was fine.
19:00
Speaker 2: She said, I'm sure your audience would find it funny.
19:04
Speaker 2: It's with a laughing emoji too.
19:05
Speaker 3: You know, there was no laugh he was the devil's
19:08
Speaker 3: face and a rage y face.
19:10
Speaker 4: Oh it was not.
19:12
Speaker 3: But we'll maybe talk about that later on as well.
19:14
Speaker 3: But coming up, jeez, I tell you what, there's been
19:16
Speaker 3: some controversy and I'm sick and tired of it. I'm
19:19
Speaker 3: sick and tired of it, and we need to address it.
19:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll do that next, shall we, Okay, because yeah,
19:25
Speaker 4: it's getting out of hands. I want to clear my
19:27
Speaker 4: not from personal.
19:30
Speaker 3: She's talking about coving your bat Pazy.
19:33
Speaker 1: For the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
19:36
Speaker 1: Radio Hodiky Sound Garden.
19:38
Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
19:41
Speaker 3: The time is fifteen past five o'clock. Now, Fellas, it's
19:44
Speaker 3: not unusual for this show to be accused of all
19:46
Speaker 3: sorts of things. I think it's almost like for this
19:49
Speaker 3: radio station where like the fall Guy for everyone, if
19:53
Speaker 3: anything goes wrong, it's the Big Shows fall. If anything
19:56
Speaker 3: goes missing, it's the Big Show's fault.
19:59
Speaker 4: Well mainly that one, to be honest. And the reason is, though, Jason,
20:03
Speaker 4: is because I don't know if you know this, but
20:05
Speaker 4: people people were the Yeah, but I don't know if
20:08
Speaker 4: you like people work sort of eight thirty till five
20:11
Speaker 4: every day, you're joking, that's sort of what a lot
20:14
Speaker 4: of people do. So in those hours. There's a lot
20:15
Speaker 4: of people here in the Hiducky offers. They see the
20:18
Speaker 4: breakfast show, they see the daytime shows and stuff, and
20:21
Speaker 4: if anything bad happens or anyone's wondering what the hell
20:23
Speaker 4: happened to something, Yeah, they'll just blame us because we're
20:25
Speaker 4: not there, Yeah, to defend ourselves. The issue this morning
20:29
Speaker 4: was that Zoe who works on the breakfast show. She's
20:33
Speaker 4: fresh off being an intern, so she's not exeply flushed
20:36
Speaker 4: with cash. No, you know, so she's not the richest
20:38
Speaker 4: person here at Radio Hurdarcky. She has a box of Cruskets,
20:43
Speaker 4: brand new, unopened Cruskets. I don't know how much those cost.
20:48
Speaker 4: Someone took them. Someone took her cruskets overnight.
20:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, first and foremost, what kind of animal
20:57
Speaker 3: would steal? And well, just beyond in turns food, I.
21:02
Speaker 4: Mean, that's disgraceful A hundred percent is That's what I thought.
21:06
Speaker 4: The issue is that every single person, including everyone on
21:10
Speaker 4: breakfast said Oh, the Big Show took it. Why do
21:14
Speaker 4: you think that is moke? Why do you think they
21:15
Speaker 4: said we took it?
21:17
Speaker 2: I think as soon as you say, they're kesy, it's
21:19
Speaker 2: out of side, out of mind. We beaver away, but
21:22
Speaker 2: they don't see us.
21:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't think.
21:25
Speaker 2: And then also, you know there's a thieving that there's
21:29
Speaker 2: a lot of thieving that goes on.
21:30
Speaker 3: I'm trying its doing that, by the way, because I'm.
21:34
Speaker 4: Over it, Jace, You're the main culprit. Everyone is saying
21:38
Speaker 4: it's you.
21:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, so when they're saying, when we are saying to
21:41
Speaker 2: you that they are saying that it's the Big Show,
21:43
Speaker 2: what we're really saying is they're saying that it's you.
21:45
Speaker 4: So they're suggesting that a bloke who's been on the
21:48
Speaker 4: drive like top rating radio show.
21:50
Speaker 2: And can I say, keasy is the guy that's making
21:53
Speaker 2: the most.
21:53
Speaker 4: As the guy who's easily making the most three times
21:56
Speaker 4: what Jerry's making, you know, like dog squad money. It
21:59
Speaker 4: would make your eyes water. And that's the guy who
22:02
Speaker 4: is stealing crackers off an intern.
22:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's outrageous that you didn't that they would,
22:10
Speaker 3: you know, make those accusations against the feels. I mean,
22:16
Speaker 3: I am. I'm seriously, man, I'm over it. I threatened
22:20
Speaker 3: to curl one out before I left last night. I'm
22:22
Speaker 3: going to do it because this is this is just
22:25
Speaker 3: too far.
22:27
Speaker 4: I don't think you're posing the studio in this case
22:29
Speaker 4: is going to fix the situation.
22:30
Speaker 2: There will be a massive distraction. Yeah, I think anybody's
22:33
Speaker 2: going to be talking about a missing box of cruskets
22:35
Speaker 2: when there's a massive shit on the floor.
22:38
Speaker 4: Well no, but what he's doing is distracting from the
22:41
Speaker 4: fact that he's gotten so used to stealing from stealing
22:44
Speaker 4: chips from the acc that he's now stealing off of everyone,
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Speaker 4: including an intern and her crackers.
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Speaker 3: What I will say. What I will say is this,
22:54
Speaker 3: I'm fond of the crussket, but only if there's butter
22:58
Speaker 3: and marmite. Yeah, so I'm not just going to eat
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Speaker 3: a nude.
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Speaker 4: Crusty pugstar. Would you like to quickly on the record
23:05
Speaker 4: and just say, how does how does young Zoey like
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Speaker 4: her cruskets?
23:10
Speaker 5: Yeah you get that, fellas Zoey likes to have her
23:13
Speaker 5: CrossFit cruskets worth vigemkee a m oh yack.
23:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got butter and marm mind at Hi made Jos.
23:23
Speaker 3: Years.
23:24
Speaker 4: Did you steal the Cruskets?
23:26
Speaker 3: If I stole the Cruskets, fellows, I would own it.
23:31
Speaker 4: Did you know you would it? Did you steal the girl?
23:34
Speaker 4: Like he's giving all of us such a terrible name,
23:36
Speaker 4: they just go the book show stole it?
23:37
Speaker 2: Well, if it wasn't you, Jay's who was it?
23:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's what you find out.
23:41
Speaker 2: And if you blame it on the cleaners again, I'll
23:44
Speaker 2: be disgusted.
23:46
Speaker 4: I'll buy you a box of cruskets.
23:49
Speaker 2: He doesn't mean it. Actually, I've got to pack.
23:52
Speaker 4: It doesn't taste as good either, does it when it's
23:55
Speaker 4: been brought exactly?
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Speaker 1: Hold Key Big Show Weekdays from four on radio.
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Speaker 3: Had Cold War Kids here on the radio. Hodarky Big
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Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday evening. The time is five twenty five,
24:08
Speaker 3: and it's really exciting news.
24:10
Speaker 4: Actually the breaking news I can be if you want.
24:17
Speaker 4: This is breaking news. It's just it is breaking news.
24:21
Speaker 4: Breaking that means it's like no one knows it's this
24:24
Speaker 4: is breaking news. We've not talked about it. So just
24:28
Speaker 4: tell a chicking because you can't just use this sting
24:31
Speaker 4: for no reason. We can't use this thing if it's
24:32
Speaker 4: just some stuff. We've already talked about.
24:34
Speaker 3: The Fellows are going down to the Dunedin Beer Festival.
24:41
Speaker 4: Didn't we. We talked about it yesterday, didn't we? And
24:44
Speaker 4: the day before and the day before it as well.
24:46
Speaker 4: All right, that's all good. It's just feel pretty fresh.
24:49
Speaker 2: Some people won't have heard it. Yeah, well exactly, some
24:51
Speaker 2: people are only they're not on a Wednesday because the
24:54
Speaker 2: show is so good.
24:54
Speaker 4: No, I know, but like, what I don't want to
24:57
Speaker 4: do is be the boy who cried breaking news and
24:59
Speaker 4: then oh, here's a big show and then we actually
25:00
Speaker 4: have some breaking news. So here we go again talking
25:03
Speaker 4: about the beer festal you.
25:04
Speaker 2: Know, yeah, no, I understand your point.
25:07
Speaker 4: Okay, is breaking news?
25:14
Speaker 2: I just want to let everybody know that we won't
25:16
Speaker 2: do that again. So it's breaking news.
25:18
Speaker 4: So you signaled me to play the breaking news, to
25:20
Speaker 4: say that we're not going to play the breaking news?
25:21
Speaker 2: Will we knowed people need to know Kezy and that
25:24
Speaker 2: are going to take us seriously if we play.
25:25
Speaker 7: That's den right, Okay? Yeah, yeah, sorry, Fellows. I mean
25:29
Speaker 7: that's all right, rookie mistake from alidy J. I'd expect
25:32
Speaker 7: better from you, ja, Yeah, I expect better from me.
25:34
Speaker 7: What were you saying about a beer festival, man, Well,
25:36
Speaker 7: the Daneedan.
25:37
Speaker 3: Beer Festival, which I've been to a couple of times.
25:39
Speaker 3: Bloody great time. I understand you guys haven't been down
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Speaker 3: there yet. It's amazing, great beers, he's great food as well.
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Speaker 4: The Danneedian Craft Beer and Food Festival. Tickets available Dneedanbeerfist
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Speaker 4: dot co dot in z. It's two days, seventh and
25:53
Speaker 4: eighth of November. The seventh is a Friday. We're actually
25:55
Speaker 4: going to be so if you buy tickets to the Friday, yeah,
25:58
Speaker 4: the Big Show is actually gonna be broadcasting live from
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Speaker 4: a spot at the beer festival, right to be able
26:02
Speaker 4: to go around and get some craft, bruise, some food
26:04
Speaker 4: and sit down and pop a seat watch the old
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Speaker 4: Big Show go to town.
26:08
Speaker 3: How good man? Pretty good, really good stuff.
26:11
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. And also if you're from out of town
26:13
Speaker 4: and you don't know if you can put the funds
26:15
Speaker 4: together to get down there, we're actually running a competition
26:17
Speaker 4: at the moment. If you hit to Hudaky dot co
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Speaker 4: dot insiden into there, all you have to do is
26:21
Speaker 4: name our new radio hurducky Big Show Hazy Pale Ale
26:25
Speaker 4: that have been that has been made in collaboration with Emerson's.
26:29
Speaker 4: It needs a name to be called the Big Show,
26:32
Speaker 4: Emerson's Big Show, Hazy pale Ale. Now a few people
26:37
Speaker 4: have already done this. What do you think of these names, fellas?
26:41
Speaker 4: The Big Show's Busy Juice? That is really good, really yep,
26:47
Speaker 4: the Big Show Busy Juice. You think that's a good
26:49
Speaker 4: name for a hazy pal.
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Speaker 3: Al I'm going to go down a tree.
26:53
Speaker 2: Yes, right, okay, everyone loves sucking on it. What is it?
26:57
Speaker 4: Big Show Busy Juice, Keezy's Cloudy Judgment, the Big Schnoz
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Speaker 4: hop Honker, the hopped up Backbone, the hard Yards, hducky Pirates.
27:14
Speaker 4: So you know some regular ones in there, Triple triple Honkers, Hazy,
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Speaker 4: meat petty Nips Hazy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be in there.
27:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's definitely in the race, big energy hazy.
27:28
Speaker 4: Like this one's good old Factory ale because your old
27:32
Speaker 4: factory system is your schnoz I think, so.
27:36
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah it is, Oh yeah yeah meat olfactory, Yeah,
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Speaker 3: olifactory is it?
27:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, meat petty hazy? All this one's my favorite so far.
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Speaker 2: Yellow Wheeze of tony ones, and there.
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Speaker 4: Entries all the Tony entries are through the text machine,
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Speaker 4: which doesn't count. You have to go to dak dot
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Speaker 4: co do can you sound from the drawer and you
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Speaker 4: will win. By the way, you and a mate getting
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Speaker 4: flown down there from wherever you are accommodation tickets to
28:04
Speaker 4: the beer festival as well, So that's worth doing. And
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Speaker 4: you could potentially name our beer.
28:08
Speaker 2: Because it's been some bloody rippers came through over the
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Speaker 2: tex So Tony on All fours was one.
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Speaker 4: I don't remember that one that differently, I.
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Speaker 2: Really like that one.
28:17
Speaker 3: That was a great one.
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Speaker 4: I don't think that one came through.
28:19
Speaker 3: I still I still have a fondness for the midnight Steamer.
28:22
Speaker 4: Yes I do too, Yeah, the midnight Steamer. So look,
28:26
Speaker 4: hold auk you dot Coto and zigget yourself and the
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Speaker 4: drawer there and you could be flown down and we'll
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Speaker 4: put you up for the night to come to the
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Speaker 4: Old Need and Beer Festival. Thanks to Emerson's by the way, yeah,
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Speaker 4: making it all possible.
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Speaker 3: This is breaking in what Yeah, coming up everyone, we've
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Speaker 3: got comedian jack An.
28:47
Speaker 4: That's not how you use breaking news. That's he's mentioned
28:52
Speaker 4: it twice now yet.
28:53
Speaker 1: Jace Man the whole acting Big Show with Mike and Kyzy.
28:59
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey.
29:02
Speaker 3: Oh, nothing like a bit in the tellica A Fellows
29:06
Speaker 3: on a Wednesday afternoon, the sun beating down, the wind
29:11
Speaker 3: whipping across the planes. We're going to spitual treat. That's
29:14
Speaker 3: comedian Jack Antick. Get out, Jackie mad Bars.
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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, Yeah, good to be here. This is definitely
29:20
Speaker 5: a downgrade from the last time I saw you in
29:22
Speaker 5: the Penthouse.
29:23
Speaker 3: Sweet Yes, of course, yes, we The last interview he
29:26
Speaker 3: did was in the hotel. Yeah, I personally felt it
29:29
Speaker 3: was a little overrated. Actually, yes, it was like three
29:32
Speaker 3: and a half grand for that room. I'm not paying that.
29:34
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. Well, it was the presidential suite,
29:36
Speaker 4: so whenever big like Harry Styles stayed and you won't
29:39
Speaker 4: know who that is, Jason, Yeah, but he stayed in
29:42
Speaker 4: that suite at the sky City Casino.
29:43
Speaker 3: You're joking.
29:45
Speaker 4: The we broadcast from there famously, Jack, and I'm sure
29:47
Speaker 4: you remember this vividly. I was doing the radio show
29:50
Speaker 4: from the bathtub. Oh yeah, it was brilliant comedy. It's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
29:53
Speaker 4: it really translated well to on a You could hear.
29:56
Speaker 2: The laughs echoing up from the street down below. Yeah,
30:00
Speaker 2: the whole nation was engaged.
30:03
Speaker 3: So if I'm correct and getting that time frame right,
30:07
Speaker 3: you were about to do a comedy show, then, were
30:09
Speaker 3: you for?
30:09
Speaker 4: They know that.
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Speaker 5: It's not the Comedy Festival?
30:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. How did it go? Mate? Talkers through it?
30:18
Speaker 3: Sell out audiences, people pessing themselves.
30:21
Speaker 5: You're pretty much painted a picture of exactly what it was. Yes,
30:24
Speaker 5: but only did two nights. So that's why I'm here
30:27
Speaker 5: because I'm coming back.
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Speaker 3: Yea.
30:29
Speaker 4: Is it the same show that you you crafted for
30:31
Speaker 4: the Comedy Fest?
30:32
Speaker 5: That is pretty much, but I've added some old old
30:34
Speaker 5: hits from the past to make it a kind of
30:37
Speaker 5: a best of situation, and it's going to be in
30:40
Speaker 5: some of the biggest rooms I've ever done, so I
30:43
Speaker 5: could be out of my depth, but that's that's why
30:45
Speaker 5: I'm here.
30:45
Speaker 2: To focus on that, man, Yeah, focus on that fear.
30:50
Speaker 3: How many people are going to be there?
30:54
Speaker 4: Well, Jason, I mean you could probably lend some advice
30:57
Speaker 4: to young Jack here because you would have sold out
30:59
Speaker 4: some huge rooms in your time.
31:01
Speaker 5: Is you're a Billy t winner?
31:03
Speaker 3: Yeah apparently, so that was before they gave you cash
31:07
Speaker 3: for winning it.
31:08
Speaker 5: Before I was born.
31:11
Speaker 3: Probably actually yeah, probably before you were born.
31:14
Speaker 7: Jeez.
31:15
Speaker 4: But one of the biggest rooms you did, Jace.
31:18
Speaker 3: Oh look where do I begin? The Palladium was probably
31:22
Speaker 3: the biggest.
31:23
Speaker 2: Oh wow in London?
31:25
Speaker 3: Yes, sky City, I think we had eight hundred at
31:28
Speaker 3: one point.
31:30
Speaker 2: Sky City had him been built.
31:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, Wellington Town Hall.
31:35
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know what that seats, Jack, That correctly, Jace.
31:40
Speaker 2: You did you did a run of Atrocities at sky City?
31:43
Speaker 2: Is that is that accurate?
31:44
Speaker 3: Yeah? We did, Yes, showed show was called Atrocity.
31:50
Speaker 5: Sky City could be a number of different venues.
31:52
Speaker 3: Yes, it can be. Well, can I just say, Jack,
31:55
Speaker 3: we were in the biggest one, Wow. And my attitude
31:59
Speaker 3: it didn't change. Had a small audience, a bigger It
32:01
Speaker 3: was always the same. I'm here to delight my audience,
32:05
Speaker 3: to transport them on a train of comedy.
32:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, wilder them, to bewilder them.
32:11
Speaker 3: To inspire them, to kill them. Full of despare What about.
32:16
Speaker 4: You, Jack? What's your approach?
32:17
Speaker 3: Man?
32:18
Speaker 2: Oh?
32:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just doing my best. Yeah pretty much. Yeah,
32:21
Speaker 5: it's not that deep. Man.
32:24
Speaker 4: Are you a nervous performer? Are you pretty confident up there?
32:26
Speaker 3: No?
32:27
Speaker 5: I do get I do get nervous. Only if there's
32:30
Speaker 5: someone I know in the crowd.
32:32
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, like family or friends
32:35
Speaker 3: or something.
32:36
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yeah, because you know you're going to have to
32:37
Speaker 5: see them straight after.
32:39
Speaker 2: I find it really weird how when people they'll talk
32:42
Speaker 2: about the first time they even did comedy and they
32:43
Speaker 2: invite all their mates and their family along. It's But similarly,
32:47
Speaker 2: I also know people that were really wanted to get
32:49
Speaker 2: into comedy. I think this is true of both Nick
32:51
Speaker 2: Redo and Guy Montgomery. They moved to different countries, Yes,
32:54
Speaker 2: because I didn't want anybody to see them. They went
32:56
Speaker 2: away and they did it for years, and then they
32:58
Speaker 2: came back once they felt comfortable that's their mates could
33:01
Speaker 2: watch them. Was out. Yeah, giving them.
33:02
Speaker 5: That's a good strategy because usually what you do is you, yeah,
33:06
Speaker 5: you invite everyone you know to your first one and
33:09
Speaker 5: tell them to laugh and you're guaranteed to kill it,
33:12
Speaker 5: or you just do it, you know, at a dingy
33:15
Speaker 5: pub and tell no one.
33:17
Speaker 4: Yeah.
33:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was very much my approach to it. Yeah.
33:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, And we got a comedian Jack answer with us,
33:22
Speaker 4: what do you remember your first gig? Man, how did
33:24
Speaker 4: that go?
33:25
Speaker 5: Yeah? My first gig was was actually horrific. It was
33:29
Speaker 5: in a Mexican restaurant opposite Jade Stadium, and Christo paints
33:37
Speaker 5: the picture quite well for you. Yeah, and it was
33:41
Speaker 5: a about five punters just there to watch the rugby
33:46
Speaker 5: on the tally and eat their enchiladas or whatnot. Yeah,
33:51
Speaker 5: they weren't paying attention. And I started speaking and then
33:54
Speaker 5: I froze, and yes I did, and I didn't know
33:59
Speaker 5: what to say, and I just stood there in silence
34:01
Speaker 5: for two minutes. And then David Kreos, who was the host,
34:04
Speaker 5: pulled me off stage and I kept going.
34:08
Speaker 4: That is such a great bleak cave.
34:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you came back again.
34:12
Speaker 3: I am, yeah, well done.
34:14
Speaker 4: What was it like getting pulled off by Dave Creos?
34:17
Speaker 5: Well, that's happened a few times.
34:21
Speaker 4: Shall we go to a tune, fellas, and we'll be
34:23
Speaker 4: back with more Jack Ansid and you can tell us
34:24
Speaker 4: about the two you're about to go then, brilliant led
34:27
Speaker 4: Zeppelin anyone.
34:28
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
34:31
Speaker 3: In four on radio. Indeed led Zeppelin there on the
34:35
Speaker 3: Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Wednesday evening, We've got comedian
34:39
Speaker 3: Jack Anstid in the studio with us. He did a
34:42
Speaker 3: massively successful show at the New Zealand Comedy Festival. It
34:46
Speaker 3: was so successful, in fact, he wants to show it
34:49
Speaker 3: to more people, don't you.
34:50
Speaker 2: Jack?
34:51
Speaker 5: That's correct. Yes, it's the first of November and Auckland,
34:54
Speaker 5: seventh of November and Korist Church and fourteenth in Wellington and.
34:59
Speaker 4: Jack you've called it off Jacket's best.
35:02
Speaker 2: That was my question, kis. I was going to say,
35:04
Speaker 2: what's it cool?
35:05
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, so it's the best you've got to offer, really,
35:07
Speaker 4: isn't it?
35:07
Speaker 3: Yeah?
35:09
Speaker 4: Tail off up there? Yeah? And so how old are you?
35:12
Speaker 5: I'm how old do you think?
35:14
Speaker 2: That's the question that the young person asked. I'm going
35:16
Speaker 2: to say twenty six thirty?
35:19
Speaker 5: Yeah I am. I am twenty seven.
35:22
Speaker 4: So do you think you're you're old enough and experienced
35:25
Speaker 4: enough to have a best of.
35:27
Speaker 5: I've been going since I was fourteen years old? Right, Okay,
35:30
Speaker 5: so I think so yeah, right, that's age eleven twelve
35:33
Speaker 5: years you're fourteen.
35:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in stand up.
35:36
Speaker 3: Yeah.
35:36
Speaker 5: Mum was driving me to restaurants and bar restaurant, yeah,
35:41
Speaker 5: because I could be there without her, you know.
35:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
35:44
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a bar shut down once because I
35:46
Speaker 5: went there without mum and was a cop in the
35:48
Speaker 5: front row and she found out that I was under
35:52
Speaker 5: under eighteen and then shut the bar down.
35:54
Speaker 2: So sounds like a good, bad, great stuff.
35:57
Speaker 3: Now, tell me about the venues you're playing, because yes,
36:00
Speaker 3: saying they're going to be they're bigger than what you normally playing.
36:02
Speaker 5: Here they are where are you playing? I'm playing the
36:05
Speaker 5: Q Theater, the big room at the Q Theater.
36:09
Speaker 2: Don't mate. The thing about it is, even when you're
36:12
Speaker 2: going great guns there, somehow the laughter never makes it
36:15
Speaker 2: to the.
36:16
Speaker 5: Stage like you mates, We've done the.
36:22
Speaker 2: Biggest stages of the one hundred and eight or something.
36:26
Speaker 3: They call it the tri Where else are you playing?
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Speaker 5: The piano and christ.
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Speaker 4: Wellington?
36:38
Speaker 5: I'm not even going to suck.
36:42
Speaker 4: But if you guys want to get tickets, head to
36:44
Speaker 4: Jack and So it's Instagram. He's got a link on
36:46
Speaker 4: his bio there and all the details are up there. Jack,
36:50
Speaker 4: you have made plenty of appearances on Seven Days, Guy
36:52
Speaker 4: Mont's Spelling Bee, and you're on this latest season of
36:55
Speaker 4: Taskmaster and Z. Speaking to Die Hendward earlier this year,
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Speaker 4: he was saying, back in the day when he was
37:01
Speaker 4: on C four, he was on insert video here and
37:04
Speaker 4: all of a sudden his gigs went from you know,
37:07
Speaker 4: it's smattering of people to cues out the door. Have
37:09
Speaker 4: you noticed an impact of TV on your comedy career? No,
37:13
Speaker 4: nothing's right because TV has changed. Back in the day,
37:17
Speaker 4: everyone was watching everything. Yeah, so you have noticed an impact?
37:21
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I think I probably more people know
37:23
Speaker 5: of me now, but like you know, if you do
37:26
Speaker 5: a seven days like you probably get one Instagram follower.
37:31
Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, these days, but like they talk about, like
37:34
Speaker 5: being Hurley and Die and Paul they talk about back
37:37
Speaker 5: in the day being rock stars abs yeaheah, but I
37:43
Speaker 5: guess it's all online now and things like that. You know,
37:45
Speaker 5: Bloody you would.
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Speaker 2: She's a slow bill, Yeah, away, isn't it? Yeah?
37:51
Speaker 3: Jack? In terms of Instagram, what do you post on yours?
37:55
Speaker 5: I've just been posting my task Master fails to do that. No, you.
38:05
Speaker 4: Just on task Master actually because it's a it's a
38:07
Speaker 4: format that I love, the British task mask and it
38:10
Speaker 4: was really cool when it came over here. We've had
38:11
Speaker 4: some hurtachy people beyond it as well. How did you
38:13
Speaker 4: find doing the challenges and things, because we've had pak
38:16
Speaker 4: so Sarti came in and he like he got really
38:19
Speaker 4: stressed out every time he was faced with a new challenge.
38:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very stressful. And a lot of people online
38:25
Speaker 5: they're commenting on the videos, going, why didn't you do that?
38:27
Speaker 3: You idiot?
38:28
Speaker 5: But what you don't realize is you've got cameras on you.
38:31
Speaker 5: You've got the pressure of being a funny dude. You've
38:35
Speaker 5: got all this pressure and you've got to read it
38:37
Speaker 5: and make sense of it. And then they go, okay,
38:39
Speaker 5: off you go and go you already read it again,
38:42
Speaker 5: and then you got oh five minutes quick, you go.
38:44
Speaker 5: You just got to go.
38:44
Speaker 4: So you just have to go with that initial thought
38:46
Speaker 4: that pops into you. Yeah, the first thing.
38:47
Speaker 5: But that's often the funniest thing, you know, you shark
38:50
Speaker 5: panicking and yeah and yeah.
38:52
Speaker 3: It's almost like they want you to find.
38:56
Speaker 4: Packs are saying that the whole crew has been instructed
38:59
Speaker 4: not to give you anything.
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Speaker 5: Know, they don't. They aren't allowed to smile or talk
39:02
Speaker 5: to you.
39:02
Speaker 4: That's brutal.
39:03
Speaker 5: But you definitely knew you did something impressive when they cracked.
39:08
Speaker 5: For example, I don't know if you saw my amazing kicked.
39:10
Speaker 5: Anyone see my amazing kick? Ah? No, you're gonna we're
39:14
Speaker 5: gonna watch it together after this. That is the most
39:17
Speaker 5: spectacular thing ever committed to film in this country. Okay,
39:20
Speaker 5: you had to kick a ball from the balcony of
39:22
Speaker 5: the task into the door of the into the caravan. Yeah, yeah,
39:27
Speaker 5: there you go.
39:28
Speaker 4: Memorable.
39:28
Speaker 5: It was like Dan Carter's Seven Highlanders of the Curl
39:34
Speaker 5: Banana kick. Yeah, just through the air and boom rang,
39:37
Speaker 5: not boomerang didn't come back, just when banana. I mean straight,
39:41
Speaker 5: it was incredible. I don't even remember what we were
39:43
Speaker 5: talking about, but.
39:44
Speaker 2: Just what a weapon you are.
39:48
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all we're talking about. But Jack, unfortunately, that's
39:51
Speaker 4: what we've got time for. Thanks for coming in man,
39:52
Speaker 4: and once again, if people want to get tickets to
39:54
Speaker 4: your three shows Auckland, christ Church, Wellington, all happening in November,
39:58
Speaker 4: head to at Jack and sit on Instagram.
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Speaker 5: Yes, thank you, and I hope to see you guys.
40:02
Speaker 5: Applying for Taskmaster.
40:04
Speaker 2: Oh I don't think of anything better. Come on, Jase
40:08
Speaker 2: has been turned down six seasons.
40:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, some weezer will cheer you up.
40:13
Speaker 3: I'm going for Celebrity Treasure Island now.
40:16
Speaker 5: All right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll get you in
40:19
Speaker 5: those Big Rooms again.
40:22
Speaker 1: The Whoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
40:25
Speaker 3: Tune in on radio Jimmy will there on the radio
40:29
Speaker 3: Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday. And now I'm very excited
40:32
Speaker 3: about after six o'clock because What's on the Dinner is back.
40:36
Speaker 3: I feel like, Kezy, you're just trying to get away
40:38
Speaker 3: with not doing what's on the dinner at the moment, and.
40:40
Speaker 2: It feels like it's been going on for about three years.
40:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels that way.
40:44
Speaker 2: You don't love it?
40:44
Speaker 4: Do you mean when I just do it because it's
40:46
Speaker 4: a service for the people of New Zealand. Yes, even
40:49
Speaker 4: though my instinct tells me it's boring, you guys reassure
40:52
Speaker 4: me that it's great content.
40:54
Speaker 3: Mate, the numbers don't lie easy.
40:56
Speaker 4: Can you send me those numbers?
40:57
Speaker 3: Definitely, man, definitely. What is what on the dinner? Well,
41:00
Speaker 3: what we want you to do is seeing through your
41:03
Speaker 3: text on three four eight three and tell us what
41:04
Speaker 3: you're having for dinner, and then Keezy reads it out
41:07
Speaker 3: and then we.
41:08
Speaker 2: Sort of give our feedback on what people are having
41:10
Speaker 2: on the dinner.
41:10
Speaker 4: Yeah.
41:11
Speaker 2: Right, So it's sort of like a very small master shift,
41:13
Speaker 2: isn't it. In a way not really. Yeah, oh yeah,
41:16
Speaker 2: it's what's the food? Then we're just cutting out all
41:18
Speaker 2: the cooking and fun. But are you the boring? Geezy?
41:21
Speaker 3: What you know how much you and I love dinner chat? Yeah,
41:24
Speaker 3: well this is what the people love too.
41:26
Speaker 2: Men.
41:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, fine, what's our what's on the dinner?
41:28
Speaker 4: After six? Text through three four eight three? What are
41:30
Speaker 4: you having for dinner? You could want a fifty reburg
41:33
Speaker 4: of out.
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Speaker 1: Cher The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
41:39
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike.
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Speaker 3: It is the biggest show and you're listening to it.
41:45
Speaker 3: The show, by the way, is brought to you by Reburger, Beef.
41:48
Speaker 4: Check and Vegan Vegetarian Options too. Reburger Redefining the norm Man,
41:54
Speaker 4: have you heard about that? How that sound? Felaus? I
41:58
Speaker 4: felt like I'm trying to do something fancy with it,
42:00
Speaker 4: but it's not really working.
42:01
Speaker 2: No, it's really good as soon as the fact that
42:03
Speaker 2: you're trying something new made it keeps people on their toes. Yeah, okay, you.
42:08
Speaker 4: Like it, Jasement he's just sort of sitting there quietly
42:09
Speaker 4: with a smok on your face.
42:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, it'll do. Umm, it's what are the when
42:16
Speaker 3: they say vegan, what are we what are we talking
42:18
Speaker 3: about here, Fellers?
42:19
Speaker 2: No animal products right? Vegans about this?
42:24
Speaker 4: Yeah?
42:24
Speaker 3: I know about But is that like fake chicken patties
42:27
Speaker 3: or vegan chicken patties or is it like well.
42:30
Speaker 2: It will dependon't it. But yeah, some places do beat
42:34
Speaker 2: troop based chick pee pey based. Used to have sunfed
42:39
Speaker 2: chicken sort of things that are the fake chickeny things
42:42
Speaker 2: which I used to eat a ton off when I
42:44
Speaker 2: was vegan. Yes, interesting to me now that I used
42:47
Speaker 2: to be vegan. The amount of meat on putting away
42:50
Speaker 2: no milk either, they are no. If you're allowed to
42:54
Speaker 2: use a sauce chicken, what do.
42:56
Speaker 4: You mean use it all to have them?
42:58
Speaker 3: Yeah?
42:58
Speaker 2: Probably not because the animal rights you see.
43:01
Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah, okay, yeah no, well it's not always
43:04
Speaker 3: animal right, so is it. It could be just.
43:07
Speaker 2: It could be dietary, absolutely it could.
43:09
Speaker 4: They've got a plant based jackfruit petty.
43:13
Speaker 2: Jackfruit that's the other one. Wow, ye, yes, jack fruit.
43:16
Speaker 3: I might give that a crack.
43:17
Speaker 4: They've got some impossible beef as well, which is the
43:19
Speaker 4: stuff that tastes like beef It isn't beef, yes, yes,
43:23
Speaker 4: to be honest, that's probably. And they've also got a
43:24
Speaker 4: black bean and smoked paprika petty.
43:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
43:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've also gotten pots. So they do cheeseburger fries,
43:31
Speaker 4: which is fries with a bit of mince and all
43:33
Speaker 4: the cheeseburger sauces and onions on it. They do an
43:35
Speaker 4: impossible version of that as well. Wow, good, Yeah, delicious.
43:39
Speaker 1: The Hichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
43:44
Speaker 3: On Radio Lucky David Bowie the Cat People, And that's
43:48
Speaker 3: really actually quite appropriate felas about for what we're about
43:51
Speaker 3: to talk about. You'll be aware that I've recently got
43:56
Speaker 3: a new cat.
43:57
Speaker 4: How long have you had the cat for?
43:58
Speaker 3: Actually it's been a while now, four or five months? Yeah,
44:01
Speaker 3: four or five months. Named by the people, Yes.
44:05
Speaker 4: Jeez, that's right. So we had a text vote. The
44:10
Speaker 4: audience chose the name and had to name his new
44:13
Speaker 4: cat Jizz, which I think is a cute name.
44:16
Speaker 2: It is.
44:17
Speaker 3: I've got to be honest with your fellows. She's grown
44:19
Speaker 3: on me. I'm very fond of this. She had a
44:22
Speaker 3: little stumpy legs. Because you didn't like it, No, I
44:24
Speaker 3: didn't like it, well, because I'd wake up and jizz
44:28
Speaker 3: would be on my face, you know what I mean,
44:29
Speaker 3: and ruined my sleep. And I don't like jizz on
44:34
Speaker 3: the couch either, just quietly. But your stomach though, No,
44:38
Speaker 3: I don't mind it on myst like she will, she'll
44:40
Speaker 3: be on the lap, you know.
44:42
Speaker 4: What I mean.
44:43
Speaker 3: I don't mind.
44:43
Speaker 4: She's malt No.
44:45
Speaker 3: She's not really a Malta actually, but recently because she
44:49
Speaker 3: goes outside. Now she's allowed outside, and she We've got
44:52
Speaker 3: a beautiful big garden and she spends all her days
44:56
Speaker 3: catching skinks and things like that to find home again,
44:59
Speaker 3: trying to find it way home again. Now recently you'll
45:01
Speaker 3: be aware of the fact that. And I was just
45:03
Speaker 3: talking about it before. I've been doing a lot of
45:04
Speaker 3: gardening and we've got a herb box.
45:07
Speaker 4: How big is it?
45:08
Speaker 3: Well, it's about probably a media and a half hour
45:11
Speaker 3: meter and a half, yeah, maybe two meters by two meters.
45:14
Speaker 3: It used to be the girl's sandpit, oh, which I built,
45:19
Speaker 3: by the way. It's pretty bloody, stirny little bastard.
45:22
Speaker 4: Yes, still standing.
45:23
Speaker 3: It's still standing on the paper there and once the
45:28
Speaker 3: girls all left time, I went, I'm going to turn
45:29
Speaker 3: that into a herb box.
45:30
Speaker 4: Well, so you waited till the girls left homes. Hell
45:33
Speaker 4: were they when they left home?
45:34
Speaker 3: Like twenty yeah?
45:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were still using the sandpit.
45:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, they love to see it. Man, it was their
45:38
Speaker 3: favorite place, right, And so I thought, I'm going to
45:41
Speaker 3: turn this into an herb box. Now, it's fair to
45:44
Speaker 3: say over the last year or so I got a
45:46
Speaker 3: bit overgrown.
45:46
Speaker 2: Did have any herbs in it?
45:48
Speaker 3: Yes? It did.
45:49
Speaker 4: So I did herbs that weren't illegal, yes, some of them.
45:54
Speaker 3: And recently, and it's not a bit job. I ripped
45:57
Speaker 3: at all the weeds and stuff out. This is still
45:59
Speaker 3: a few herbs in their Unfortunately, what happened, what's happened
46:03
Speaker 3: is that Jizz Yeah, now views this as her new
46:07
Speaker 3: litter box. Oh and if I think about it, there's
46:11
Speaker 3: all this fresh soil. It's in a box that's big,
46:14
Speaker 3: that's spacious, And so now she's taken to doing her
46:17
Speaker 3: morning dump in there.
46:19
Speaker 4: Is it a bad thing because does that Well it.
46:21
Speaker 3: Is when you've got herbs in their keys and you're
46:24
Speaker 3: using the herbs in your dinner.
46:26
Speaker 4: But there as.
46:28
Speaker 3: Well, she does wheeze in there. She loves it.
46:31
Speaker 2: Yeah. They love the soft they love the soft soil.
46:34
Speaker 2: They do particularly of an herb garden and the aromas.
46:39
Speaker 2: You know exactly your lemon zest.
46:45
Speaker 4: Those time mint, salt, salt coriander.
46:52
Speaker 3: No, I haven't got any coriander actually, but you've got
46:55
Speaker 3: salt flat Parsley Parsley.
46:57
Speaker 2: Yeah. The trick is you need to eat. What do
46:59
Speaker 2: you do that you're going to try and discourage is
47:02
Speaker 2: what I've tried to do is a bit of pepper.
47:05
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, peer, she loves it. It just seems to
47:10
Speaker 2: encourage it.
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Speaker 3: bit of work around the house, particularly in my deck area,
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Speaker 3: and I'm thinking, you know, it's actually looking so good.
47:26
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47:29
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47:32
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Speaker 3: I'm going to do it tonight. Really yeah, man, what
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Speaker 4: You've got a computer in front of them.
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's not on, isn't it.
47:54
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Speaker 3: Two and a half thousand dollars, it's quite a lot
48:20
Speaker 3: of stuff. Actually, we're doing that every Friday this month.
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Speaker 2: We had a great one of last week and he
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Speaker 2: was also he was a chippy, wasn't he? So he
48:26
Speaker 2: got to do it all yourself? Can I ask a question,
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Speaker 2: Kim Man?
48:30
Speaker 4: Of course you can, and it's embarrassing. Yeah, what's a chippy?
48:33
Speaker 2: A carpenter?
48:34
Speaker 4: It is because that's the wood chips.
48:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what the entomology is of that one,
48:40
Speaker 2: but it feels like it's wood chip.
48:42
Speaker 3: Yes, definitely wood chips. Mind you you know your builder
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Speaker 4: Just a quick thing we need to touch on here
48:57
Speaker 4: on the radio show Pugs. A great social video of
49:01
Speaker 4: something Jay said on the show yesterday. Jace, you forbade
49:05
Speaker 4: him from actually sharing it on the incident, didn't you?
49:07
Speaker 3: I did? You know, Look, I'm pretty loose with that
49:10
Speaker 3: kind of stuff. I did quite a few go through
49:14
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, this one I.
49:16
Speaker 2: Was not happy. I was not happy. Well, what sort
49:19
Speaker 2: of happens Keezy? And you know you can back me
49:22
Speaker 2: up on this one. There are old occasions where we
49:25
Speaker 2: go to air and we're not one hundred percent sure
49:27
Speaker 2: about what's going to come out of our mouths. We
49:28
Speaker 2: just sort of start chatting away there. Yeah, and if
49:30
Speaker 2: we just feed out enough rope, eventually Jason is going
49:34
Speaker 2: to say something that he will regret immediately, and then
49:37
Speaker 2: we know we've done a good job and we can
49:39
Speaker 2: play a song that's.
49:39
Speaker 4: Right, and then we go cold, Pugs snip that up,
49:41
Speaker 4: put it on the Instagram boom, four hundred likes.
49:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Jace worries about it, but it was
49:47
Speaker 2: it was it was a pretty and it was yesterday show.
49:50
Speaker 2: Was it was a pretty pretty, pretty, full on little
49:53
Speaker 2: piece of cote. But and you were briefly worried about it,
49:59
Speaker 2: but I think you look. Put it to the vote.
50:00
Speaker 2: It's gone up on the Instagram story and every single person,
50:04
Speaker 2: bar one you jays, voted that it should come out. Yeah.
50:08
Speaker 4: So it was two thousand people or some or something
50:12
Speaker 4: like that had voted yes. One person voted no. Pugs
50:15
Speaker 4: clicked on that person to see who it was.
50:16
Speaker 2: And it was well. And we have and out of
50:19
Speaker 2: all of the polls that we have run across all
50:21
Speaker 2: of these years, we have never had like a clean
50:24
Speaker 2: sweep like that.
50:25
Speaker 3: What I was just under the understanding that it had
50:27
Speaker 3: to be one hundred percent years.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but because you are part of the station, you're
50:31
Speaker 2: not allowed to vote. Yeah, so it was one hundred percent.
50:34
Speaker 4: It's what's the call When you rig the votes like that,
50:36
Speaker 4: you can't do this. It's not good.
50:38
Speaker 2: The shot of all of this is one of the
50:41
Speaker 2: all time great videos. From the Hydecke Big Show. Is
50:44
Speaker 2: it up there now? I think Pugs will have it
50:46
Speaker 2: up there now. Yeah, absolutely, straight up there on the
50:48
Speaker 2: old Socials, Share and Share and Tager o'clock. Right. A
50:55
Speaker 2: bit of a wait then, yeah.
50:56
Speaker 4: Cool, because it would be good if it was out.
50:58
Speaker 3: Now, if it was out now, going in cognito mode. Oh,
51:02
Speaker 3: I know. That's that's it.
51:04
Speaker 4: That's for something else. It's not going to do anything right, but.
51:09
Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
51:12
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hold.
51:14
Speaker 3: I King David Bowie the Cat People, And that's really
51:17
Speaker 3: actually quite appropriate fellas about for what we're about to
51:21
Speaker 3: talk about. You'll be aware that I've recently got a
51:26
Speaker 3: new cat.
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Speaker 4: How long have you had the cat for?
51:28
Speaker 3: Actually it's been a while now, four or five months? Yeah,
51:30
Speaker 3: four or five months. Named by the people, yes.
51:34
Speaker 4: Jeez, that's right. So we had a text vote the
51:39
Speaker 4: audience chose the name and had to name his new
51:43
Speaker 4: cat Jizz, which I think is a cute name.
51:45
Speaker 2: It is.
51:46
Speaker 3: I've got to be honest with your fellows. She's grown
51:49
Speaker 3: on me. I'm very fond of this. She had a
51:51
Speaker 3: little stumpy leg because you didn't like it. No, I
51:54
Speaker 3: didn't like it, well because I'd wake up and Jezz
51:57
Speaker 3: would be on my face, you know what I mean,
51:59
Speaker 3: and in my sleep. And I don't like just on
52:03
Speaker 3: the couch either, just quietly, but your stomach though, No,
52:07
Speaker 3: I don't mind it on my like she will, she'll
52:10
Speaker 3: be on the lap, you know.
52:11
Speaker 4: What I mean.
52:12
Speaker 3: I don't mind. She's malt No, she's not really a
52:15
Speaker 3: Malta actually, but recently because she goes outside. Now she's
52:19
Speaker 3: allowed outside, and she We've got a beautiful big garden
52:24
Speaker 3: and she spends all her days catching skinks and things
52:27
Speaker 3: like that again trying to find her way home again.
52:30
Speaker 3: Now recently, you'll be aware of the fact. And I
52:32
Speaker 3: was just talking about it before. I've been doing a
52:33
Speaker 3: lot of gardening and we've got a herb box. How
52:37
Speaker 3: big is it, Well, it's about probably a media and
52:40
Speaker 3: a half hour meter and a half, yeah, maybe two
52:43
Speaker 3: meters by two meters. It used to be the girl's sandpit,
52:47
Speaker 3: which I built. By the way. It's pretty bloody sturdy,
52:50
Speaker 3: little bastard.
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Speaker 4: Yes, still standing.
52:52
Speaker 3: It's still standing on the paper there And once the
52:57
Speaker 3: girls all left home, I went, I'm going to turn
52:59
Speaker 3: that into a herb.
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Speaker 4: Well, so you waited till the girls left homes? Hell
53:02
Speaker 4: were they when they left home?
53:03
Speaker 3: Like twenty yeah?
53:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they were still using the sandfit.
53:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, they love to say it. Man, it was their
53:08
Speaker 3: favorite place. And so I thought, I'm going to turn
53:11
Speaker 3: this into an herban box. Now, it's fair to say
53:14
Speaker 3: over the last year or so I got a bit overgrown.
53:16
Speaker 2: Did have any herbs in it?
53:17
Speaker 3: Yes? It did.
53:18
Speaker 4: So I did herbs that weren't illegal, yees, some of them.
53:24
Speaker 3: And recently and it's not a bit job. I ripped
53:27
Speaker 3: at all the weeds and stuff out. There is still
53:28
Speaker 3: a few herbs in there. Unfortunately. What happened, what's happened
53:32
Speaker 3: is that Jizz Yeah now views this as her new
53:36
Speaker 3: litter box. Oh no, And if I think about it,
53:40
Speaker 3: there's all this fresh soil. It's in a box that's big,
53:43
Speaker 3: that's spacious, and so now she's taken to doing her
53:47
Speaker 3: morning dump in there.
53:48
Speaker 4: Is it a bad thing because does that.
53:50
Speaker 3: Well it is when you've got herbs in there, keys
53:53
Speaker 3: and you're using the herbs in your dinner.
53:55
Speaker 4: But there as well, she does wheeze in there.
53:59
Speaker 3: She loves it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they love the soft They love the soft soil
54:04
Speaker 2: they do, particularly of an herb garden and the aromas.
54:08
Speaker 2: You know your lemon zest. Those are time mint, salt, salt, coriander.
54:21
Speaker 3: No, I haven't got any coriander actually, but you've got
54:24
Speaker 3: salt flat parsley, parsley. Yeah.
54:28
Speaker 2: The trick is you need to what are you going
54:29
Speaker 2: to do? Then you're going to try and discourage is.
54:32
Speaker 3: What I've tried to do is a bit of pepper.
54:34
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she loves it. That just seems to encourage it.
54:40
Speaker 2: They don't like citrus pels, Okay, they don't like that
54:45
Speaker 2: at all. Right, yeah, so you could you could, you
54:48
Speaker 2: can check a bit of that in there. Nice coffee
54:51
Speaker 2: coffee grinds, okay, because they put them in the other flower.
54:55
Speaker 4: But yeah, nice right, because in my mind she's doing
55:00
Speaker 4: pools there. It's going towards the herbs. They're going to
55:03
Speaker 4: grow really nicely.
55:05
Speaker 3: No cat poos a particularly pungent, really they are.
55:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Well, they don't like citrus peels, right, Okay,
55:17
Speaker 2: which your coffee grind.
55:18
Speaker 4: Because such as that's like lemons and oranges Jason.
55:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, fruit fruit.
55:25
Speaker 2: They don't let them fully formed either, so it's not
55:27
Speaker 2: just the z that's wet. Like if you throw an
55:29
Speaker 2: orange at a cat, they hate it, especially when they're you.
55:32
Speaker 4: Know, they're mid yeah, yeah, yeah. So you imagine you're
55:36
Speaker 4: out there doing a steamer in the herd box and
55:38
Speaker 4: someone Moggie comes out and brands and orange.
55:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually thinking in that regard. Of course, stuff
55:43
Speaker 3: of my fruit bowls always going off anyway, So I
55:45
Speaker 3: could just bet that.
55:47
Speaker 2: Absolutely coffee grinds. Did you like coffee grinds, especially in
55:51
Speaker 2: the eyes? Right?
55:53
Speaker 1: Okay, the whole Key Big show with Jas, Mike and Kyzy.
55:58
Speaker 1: Tune in on radio houcky.
56:09
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your advanced and it's a bit
56:10
Speaker 3: you done and dust it for your Wednesday. I'm going
56:12
Speaker 3: to go home and turn off all my devices, just
56:15
Speaker 3: watch a bit of TV and make sure I don't
56:18
Speaker 3: have a tourtoo or a look on social media?
56:20
Speaker 4: Is that because of the new video that Pugs is
56:22
Speaker 4: about to put up yet we're not allowed to put
56:24
Speaker 4: it up earlier. We have to wait till seven because
56:26
Speaker 4: he's got a little countdown time of going on the story.
56:28
Speaker 2: Is he just deleted?
56:29
Speaker 3: No, clever, just delete it.
56:33
Speaker 4: No, not the video. The timer now the time is good.
56:36
Speaker 4: It's clever. It's like, hey, you voted for it, and
56:38
Speaker 4: now there's a time you wanted it, and here it comes,
56:40
Speaker 4: and then people will be there ready to go at seven.
56:42
Speaker 2: Yes, I like it.
56:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, plus a lot of people listening to this
56:45
Speaker 4: on the podcast, it's already out for them.
56:48
Speaker 2: Yeah. Podcasts.
56:50
Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you know about the podcast, Jase?
56:52
Speaker 3: We do a couple, don't we Two of them?
56:54
Speaker 4: Man's what's the other one called outro?
56:56
Speaker 3: Clap?
56:58
Speaker 2: We should ever think about that time to change the
57:01
Speaker 2: name of the otro clip. It doesn't really mean anything.
57:03
Speaker 2: What do you mean outro?
57:04
Speaker 4: Because it used to be the breakfast intro?
57:07
Speaker 2: They had the intro and that they changed their name
57:09
Speaker 2: and so outro makes even less sense. It feels like
57:12
Speaker 2: it could have a snazzy name. Wow, Crazy Hodges bought
57:16
Speaker 2: an old Moggie do a podcast every single day Sunday.
57:21
Speaker 4: That's the name of it. Yes, that's great. Here's a
57:24
Speaker 4: clip of today's episode of Keezy Hoodges Moggie do a
57:27
Speaker 4: podcast every day except for Saturday and Sunday, every single day,
57:30
Speaker 4: every single day. This is called opinion.
57:35
Speaker 3: My opinion of you during this podcast has dropped dramatically.
57:39
Speaker 4: Keys do you ever really quite a high opinion of me.
57:41
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I was talking yesterday about the how
57:43
Speaker 3: sensibly you addressed, but actually now I realize you're just
57:47
Speaker 3: a filthy bastard.
57:49
Speaker 4: A merchant film.
57:52
Speaker 3: It was shocking today.
57:53
Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad.
57:54
Speaker 3: It was real bad.
57:56
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, Jose, but I didn't realize you were such
57:59
Speaker 2: a pill, uptight peol clutcher.
58:02
Speaker 4: You're prude, man. We're having healthy, healthy conversation with sexual discussions.
58:09
Speaker 2: Trying to normalize it.
58:11
Speaker 3: You know, this.
58:11
Speaker 4: Podcast they're going gangbusters because you know we're trying to
58:14
Speaker 4: do the same thing, and.
58:15
Speaker 2: You start talking about pounding away Joe, I mean prude?
58:22
Speaker 2: Or is he?
58:23
Speaker 3: You need to go and listen to it now? Actually
58:26
Speaker 3: do we need a disclaimer on that one? No?
58:29
Speaker 2: I don't think ah ah no, no that's fine.
58:32
Speaker 4: No, because the only thing there was no like swearing
58:34
Speaker 4: or no.
58:34
Speaker 2: It's fine. I think I think we leave it up
58:36
Speaker 2: to pegs of Pugs thinks that needs it. Then we
58:39
Speaker 2: then it gets it. You know, Yeah, well I don't.
58:41
Speaker 3: I don't trust Pugs as judgment anymore, not with a
58:45
Speaker 3: video he's about to release.
58:46
Speaker 4: It's coming out soon. Everyone gather around the phone. It's
58:49
Speaker 4: about to come out as exciting.
58:50
Speaker 2: We should do a watch party.
58:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should.
58:52
Speaker 3: Man, I'm getting out of here and hiding.
58:55
Speaker 4: Is this a privy yere right now that we're at Ahi?
58:58
Speaker 3: Thanks for us into the show. Do check out the end.
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Speaker 3: Graham to check out the podcast. Till tomorrow, I see
59:01
Speaker 3: you later.
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Speaker 5: Bye m hmm.