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- 0:00Speaker 1: See.
- 0:00Speaker 2: I mean, if you did free roses, it's a trap.
- 0:05Speaker 2: The war of the roses starts right now on John
- 0:08Speaker 2: Jay and Ridge.
- 0:09Speaker 3: This type of war of the roses, this is where
- 0:11Speaker 3: you think somebody is cheating on you, so you come
- 0:13Speaker 3: to us, tell us why. We find out for you
- 0:17Speaker 3: by sending roses to the person. Hopefully they think that
- 0:20Speaker 3: the roses are coming from you. If not, it gets
- 0:22Speaker 3: very ugly. And today, you guys, we have Marcus on
- 0:24Speaker 3: the line. Good morning, Marcus, Hey, good morning.
- 0:27Speaker 4: How are you doing.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Good man? Thanks for jumping on the air with So
- 0:29Speaker 3: what's your situation? Who's cheating on you? Or who do
- 0:31Speaker 3: you think is cheating on you?
- 0:33Speaker 4: Man? You know, I don't even know how to really
- 0:35Speaker 4: explain this without sounding crazy, But my situation is a
- 0:39Speaker 4: it's a little bit different. Well see, I'm married, but
- 0:44Speaker 4: we're also in a relationship with another woman, and you know,
- 0:47Speaker 4: it's something that we mutually agreed on and honestly, I
- 0:51Speaker 4: think it's been really working for us. Like we're all
- 0:54Speaker 4: pretty close, we spend time together and you know, it's
- 0:58Speaker 4: not like a secret or anything. But you know, lately,
- 1:01Speaker 4: my wife she's been acting really off, like distant, you know,
- 1:06Speaker 4: she's on the phone all the time. She's kind of
- 1:09Speaker 4: pulling away from the both of us. And the weirdest
- 1:13Speaker 4: part is like our girlfriend even noticed it too. We
- 1:17Speaker 4: both tried asking her, like what's going on, you know,
- 1:20Speaker 4: and she just shuts it down and she says she's
- 1:22Speaker 4: stressed or you know, tired from the day or whatever.
- 1:26Speaker 4: But you know, inside, it feels a lot deeper than that.
- 1:29Speaker 4: And I mean, I hate even thinking this, but I
- 1:31Speaker 4: feel like I feel like she might be stepping out
- 1:34Speaker 4: on us, like seeing someone outside of what we agreed on.
- 1:38Speaker 5: If what of you wants to you said, you have
- 1:40Speaker 5: kind of like you can see another person, you have
- 1:43Speaker 5: to approve of the other person. You just can't go
- 1:44Speaker 5: out and hook up with anybody exactly. Okay, makes sense.
- 1:48Speaker 4: I'm sitting here and feeling stupid because like, how are
- 1:53Speaker 4: you gonna how are you gonna cheat when you're in
- 1:55Speaker 4: a thropple? So, yeah, I need your help to figure
- 1:58Speaker 4: out what's really going on.
- 2:01Speaker 6: I'm not really well versed in the thrupple world, but
- 2:05Speaker 6: sometimes do you think when you open up, I mean,
- 2:08Speaker 6: you've opened up your marriage to another person, do you
- 2:11Speaker 6: think your wife is maybe getting curious about another pon
- 2:14Speaker 6: you said you had a girlfriend. Maybe she's getting curious
- 2:16Speaker 6: about having like another boyfriend in her life.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Interesting. I mean, so are we calling your wife to
- 2:24Speaker 3: see who she thinks is sending your flowers? Or are
- 2:27Speaker 3: we calling the girl into thrupple to see who she
- 2:31Speaker 3: thinks is.
- 2:33Speaker 4: We can't really get the girlfriend on because this is
- 2:35Speaker 4: a marriage situation.
- 2:36Speaker 7: You know.
- 2:37Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you guys just don't understand.
- 2:41Speaker 6: Wait, so if you're okay, this is confusing. So if
- 2:44Speaker 6: you're the girlfriend, if your girlfriend, if she was out
- 2:48Speaker 6: and about seeing other people, that's not issue. It's but
- 2:50Speaker 6: it's because your wife is. Because you guys are married
- 2:53Speaker 6: and you've only agreed on this one other person exactly.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Oh so if you're the girl, the third party, you
- 2:59Speaker 3: can do whatever you want, guess. So, wow, nice setup? Okay, Okay.
- 3:03Speaker 3: What's your wife's name?
- 3:05Speaker 4: Tarah?
- 3:06Speaker 3: Tara? Okay, So what we're gonna do is called tera
- 3:10Speaker 3: And how do we do it? When it's a girl?
- 3:11Speaker 6: I usually say, oh my gosh, it's like my first
- 3:14Speaker 6: day and there's like so many Tara cards.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Tara, who do you think is sending you flowers?
- 3:21Speaker 2: Okay?
- 3:21Speaker 3: Okay, got it? Okay, all right, good. All right, it's
- 3:24Speaker 3: a complicatedness, a thrupple, War of the roses. In a thrupple,
- 3:28Speaker 3: someone's cheating. We're gonna find out that is next John
- 3:31Speaker 3: Jaye Rich, John.
- 3:32Speaker 2: Jay and Rich.
- 3:33Speaker 3: We are in the middle of War of the Roses.
- 3:35Speaker 3: You've got this married couple, Marcus and Tara. They are
- 3:38Speaker 3: also in a thrupple. By the way, do we need
- 3:40Speaker 3: to know the girl's name in the throuple? Marcus? What's
- 3:43Speaker 3: her name? Her name Isa? Okay, so you got Marcus, Tara,
- 3:47Speaker 3: and Isa. Marcus and Tara are married, but Lisa's now
- 3:50Speaker 3: they're they're a thrupple person, right, however that works, and
- 3:52Speaker 3: so your relationship with your wife. You're allowed to be
- 3:55Speaker 3: with Isa, but Lisa's not allowed to be with anybody else, right,
- 3:59Speaker 3: or she is allowed to said, can do whatever she wants. Okay,
- 4:02Speaker 3: So now we're going to call up Tara, the wife,
- 4:06Speaker 3: and see who she thinks might send her flowers. There's
- 4:10Speaker 3: a mai, Yeah, I know there is. Because Marcus thinks
- 4:14Speaker 3: Tara's acting. Marcus and Ista think Tara's acting weird. So
- 4:18Speaker 3: two people in the throttle think the third person's acting weird.
- 4:21Speaker 3: That there's something going on. I don't know.
- 4:22Speaker 8: If you're not the only person that's catching and clocking that,
- 4:24Speaker 8: then maybe there probably is.
- 4:26Speaker 9: Something a little shady.
- 4:42Speaker 10: Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
- 4:45Speaker 10: to nine.
- 4:57Speaker 11: Hello.
- 4:57Speaker 6: Hi, there is Tara available.
- 5:01Speaker 12: It's Tara.
- 5:03Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I said, Tara. Okay, great, that's perfect.
- 5:05Speaker 6: You're exactly who I'm looking for. So my name is Keiana.
- 5:08Speaker 6: I'm with this company. We're called JNR Flowers. I'm just
- 5:10Speaker 6: hoping to bring you.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Some joy today.
- 5:13Speaker 6: I'm a little actually kind of nervous making this call
- 5:15Speaker 6: because I just started here and I really need this job,
- 5:17Speaker 6: and I'm already kind of messing up. So I'm hoping
- 5:20Speaker 6: that I can make you smile when I tell you this,
- 5:23Speaker 6: and then hopefully maybe you can help me help you.
- 5:25Speaker 5: Is that sound good?
- 5:28Speaker 13: Sure?
- 5:28Speaker 14: I know it's great.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Name.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Okay.
- 5:31Speaker 6: So my name is Kiana. I work for JNR Flowers,
- 5:34Speaker 6: and somebody's actually trying to send you our Pure Passion booquet,
- 5:37Speaker 6: which is like such an amazing bouquet. It's like a
- 5:40Speaker 6: dozen red roses. It comes in this beautiful vase. It's
- 5:43Speaker 6: really really great. We've got two of these going out today.
- 5:46Speaker 6: And I have two cards addressed to A Tara, and
- 5:50Speaker 6: I've mixed them up and I just want to make
- 5:52Speaker 6: sure you get the right one. So is there any
- 5:54Speaker 6: chance you would know who may be sending you this
- 5:56Speaker 6: so I can make sure to send them off the
- 5:58Speaker 6: right way and that you get your correct card?
- 6:02Speaker 15: Wow, I knows. Yeah, someone's setting me flowers and it's
- 6:09Speaker 15: like roses and everything. Yeah, okay, well huh, it's one
- 6:16Speaker 15: of two people.
- 6:17Speaker 16: I'm pretty sure, but now I'm not quite sure.
- 6:20Speaker 15: It's it's either going to be A Marcus. But if
- 6:26Speaker 15: you don't.
- 6:26Speaker 16: See Marcus, it could be it's A but I feel
- 6:31Speaker 16: like she wouldn't do that because of my am I. Anyway,
- 6:34Speaker 16: it's I don't think it would be her because it
- 6:36Speaker 16: could be like risky, even what's happening right whatever, it's
- 6:41Speaker 16: it's not me, but it's it's either Marcus or Ina.
- 6:43Speaker 11: But I kind of hope it's as So, but it's
- 6:45Speaker 11: probably Marcus.
- 6:47Speaker 4: Is it kind of flowers, Sara?
- 6:51Speaker 1: Marcus?
- 6:53Speaker 11: Is that you? Hello? Hello?
- 6:57Speaker 4: Stop playing games?
- 6:58Speaker 12: Sarah?
- 6:59Speaker 4: Why did you just say that it would be risky
- 7:02Speaker 4: If it's a SENSI flowers? You know she is not
- 7:05Speaker 4: allowed to.
- 7:05Speaker 15: Do that there's a lady here a second ago. What
- 7:08Speaker 15: is going on right now?
- 7:09Speaker 1: Like?
- 7:09Speaker 15: Literally, what the fuck is spending right now?
- 7:12Speaker 13: Hello?
- 7:14Speaker 4: I mean, is you just exposed something? Because it is
- 7:19Speaker 4: not even supposed to be giving you gifts like that?
- 7:21Speaker 3: You know that?
- 7:22Speaker 4: So why are you even acting like you two have
- 7:25Speaker 4: something going on behind my back?
- 7:26Speaker 17: Tara?
- 7:27Speaker 18: Oh my god?
- 7:28Speaker 15: Like, what is even happening right now?
- 7:29Speaker 3: Well, let me explain that you that you're on the radio.
- 7:32Speaker 15: Why is Marcus on the phone?
- 7:33Speaker 11: I am so okay, you can I'm telling you right now.
- 7:34Speaker 3: You're on the radio. You're on J and R. Flower
- 7:37Speaker 3: stands for John Jay and Rich radio show hither So
- 7:39Speaker 3: you're on the radio. But go ahead, you two, go ahead,
- 7:41Speaker 3: We'll just listen.
- 7:43Speaker 15: Oh my god, Okay, okay, Marcus.
- 7:46Speaker 6: I was worried about whether or not you had somebody
- 7:48Speaker 6: else in your life because you felt you being distant.
- 7:51Speaker 15: You're not okay, you're not even a real flower lady.
- 7:53Speaker 6: No, sorry, what the fuck Jesus Christ?
- 7:58Speaker 15: Okay, Marcus, this is not how I wanted this to
- 8:00Speaker 15: go down. Please believe me when I say that this
- 8:03Speaker 15: is not what I wanted to happen.
- 8:06Speaker 19: At all, because lately, honestly, eve been acting weird this
- 8:13Speaker 19: then you've been having your phone and now you're saying
- 8:16Speaker 19: stuff like like like.
- 8:17Speaker 4: I didn't want to.
- 8:21Speaker 15: Stop stop stop top, Like I didn't really want you
- 8:23Speaker 15: to find out this way.
- 8:24Speaker 8: I am so.
- 8:26Speaker 15: Sorry, like tweaky, freaking weird like Twilight. So sh what
- 8:32Speaker 15: is even happening?
- 8:34Speaker 19: Okay, okay, what you don't want me to find out?
- 8:37Speaker 11: I say it.
- 8:38Speaker 19: I can't even say it.
- 8:38Speaker 15: I can't even say.
- 8:39Speaker 12: This is so weird.
- 8:40Speaker 15: Okay, we're like together now.
- 8:42Speaker 17: I know it's weird.
- 8:44Speaker 15: I know it's weird. I know, like what we were
- 8:46Speaker 15: doing was like cool and everything, but like we now
- 8:49Speaker 15: like have feelings for each other.
- 8:52Speaker 4: What do you mean you have feelings for each other?
- 8:54Speaker 4: You're already in a relationship with.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Her and me, so why are you doing I know.
- 9:00Speaker 15: But it's not It's just it's become different now, it's
- 9:04Speaker 15: become different, and I'm sorry, and I know this is weird,
- 9:07Speaker 15: but like I don't think we want you.
- 9:09Speaker 16: What do you mean we want you?
- 9:11Speaker 15: We don't want you in the mix anymore? What Like
- 9:16Speaker 15: I'm falling and oh my god, I forgot there's even
- 9:18Speaker 15: an audience here.
- 9:19Speaker 20: This is so weird.
- 9:21Speaker 15: Okay, Oh, my god, because this is gonna be on
- 9:24Speaker 15: the radio like when people are driving in their cars.
- 9:27Speaker 15: Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. Okay, listen, Okay,
- 9:33Speaker 15: let me just I'm dancing around it because I'm so nervous.
- 9:36Speaker 15: I'm falling in love with her. I love her like
- 9:39Speaker 15: I want to be with her, and I appreciate you,
- 9:42Speaker 15: and I know what we were doing was cool with
- 9:44Speaker 15: all of us, but now it's not really like working.
- 9:47Speaker 15: And I know we've been together recently, but neither of
- 9:50Speaker 15: us are even into it anymore. We don't even really want.
- 9:54Speaker 13: To be with guys at all.
- 9:56Speaker 15: We just want to be with each other.
- 9:58Speaker 13: Okay, I said it.
- 10:00Speaker 4: So you go behind my back and you start your
- 10:02Speaker 4: own relationship.
- 10:03Speaker 15: Wait a minute, I didn't go behind your back. You
- 10:06Speaker 15: invited her in to our relationships. So don't turn this
- 10:12Speaker 15: around and spin it on me like I am doing
- 10:14Speaker 15: something dishonest, because hello, have we not all been together
- 10:19Speaker 15: for quite a while now?
- 10:21Speaker 4: This is crazy. Hesa literally told me that you were
- 10:25Speaker 4: acting different.
- 10:26Speaker 5: She was right, yeah, because.
- 10:30Speaker 15: She didn't want to like be the one to like.
- 10:33Speaker 15: We didn't want you to find out. I don't know.
- 10:35Speaker 15: Maybe we thought this would be like a phase or
- 10:37Speaker 15: like we would just you know, maybe it was just
- 10:40Speaker 15: like an initial thing, maybe it would wear off, but it's.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Not so so Issa kind of played Marcus a little
- 10:47Speaker 3: bit too, because she's like, I don't know why Terra's
- 10:48Speaker 3: acting like that. So yeah, so you guys got to
- 10:52Speaker 3: sit down, the three of you, and probably let Marcus
- 10:55Speaker 3: in on what his futures like, right, because he wasn't.
- 10:59Speaker 8: Both his girls got hurt.
- 11:00Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's true.
- 11:03Speaker 3: Nothing, it was exciting what lasted, my friend. But anyway,
- 11:06Speaker 3: okay with fire, Thanks for jumping on the air with us.
- 11:09Speaker 3: Is what an interesting life you guys have. But thank
- 11:13Speaker 3: you both.
- 11:13Speaker 15: Oh my god, thank you for thanking me. Because I
- 11:15Speaker 15: didn't jump on y'all framed me and set me up.
- 11:18Speaker 3: I was not expecting Marcus, We're just a messager I
- 11:22Speaker 3: would do such a thing.
- 11:23Speaker 6: Well, I mean, the good news is is like you
- 11:25Speaker 6: probably never knew how to talk to your husband about it,
- 11:28Speaker 6: and now it's like it's out there and you can
- 11:29Speaker 6: feel like a little weight off your shoulders.
- 11:32Speaker 3: Marcus, how are you are you? Are you in shock?
- 11:33Speaker 3: I believe Marcus, I believe you're in shock.
- 11:36Speaker 4: I can't believe that's happening right now.
- 11:38Speaker 3: I mean, dude, it's a thrumple, So you gotta believe
- 11:41Speaker 3: you have to expect something like that that happen. Yeah, yeah,
- 11:44Speaker 3: I gotta believe that's very common in the thrumble situation
- 11:47Speaker 3: happens a lot. I mean, it didn't mind what I
- 11:50Speaker 3: was going to say.
- 11:51Speaker 15: I don't know if what's happening is common. It certainly
- 11:54Speaker 15: was kind of a shock to me. But we are
- 11:55Speaker 15: in we are in the valley. There's been weirder things
- 11:58Speaker 15: knowing to happen.
- 11:59Speaker 3: You got it right, Well, thank you both for go
- 12:01Speaker 3: to there with us. Congratulations to your love Tara.
- 12:05Speaker 16: Yeah, Marcus, I guess let's just talk when I get
- 12:07Speaker 16: home tonight.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Good idea, Okay, thank you, Thank you guys. All right,
- 12:10Speaker 3: that's War of the Roses. John Jay Rich, Hey, don't
- 12:13Speaker 3: tell anybody.
- 12:13Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich gave me their personal cell phone number.
- 12:17Speaker 2: Where are my freaking phone?
- 12:19Speaker 21: Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
- 12:23Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Ridge.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Tiffany's are contested. Good morning, Tiffany, good morning, good morning. Okay,
- 12:30Speaker 3: you're playing for Demi Levado tickets, so let's go.
- 12:34Speaker 21: Well game, we played Nick, we are playing a game
- 12:35Speaker 21: called sing It or Wing It. I have pulled five
- 12:40Speaker 21: of Demi Levado's most popular songs.
- 12:42Speaker 2: We're gonna start playing the song.
- 12:44Speaker 21: When it stops, you sing whatever you think is next.
- 12:48Speaker 2: If it's right, you get a point.
- 12:50Speaker 21: And I appreciate enthusiasm, so I'm gonna rank that as well.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Love it.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Okay, We're gonna start with John Jay.
- 12:55Speaker 3: This is.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Day around.
- 13:02Speaker 3: None, this is me, this is you, this is we,
- 13:07Speaker 3: heads up in the air, this is me, this is
- 13:11Speaker 3: this is me, Pete going pee.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Okay, it's pretty close. I mean that's pretty close.
- 13:23Speaker 3: I want to took the greatest shown.
- 13:25Speaker 2: A little bit seven John Jay? Wow, A days ago?
- 13:30Speaker 3: That was?
- 13:30Speaker 2: I mean such, I have tears in my eyes.
- 13:34Speaker 3: All right, rich what's wrong with him?
- 13:39Speaker 20: What's wrong with him?
- 13:40Speaker 2: What's wrong with me? And confidant that it's all you got?
- 13:48Speaker 2: I mean you can play it?
- 13:49Speaker 3: What else?
- 13:50Speaker 5: She said?
- 13:50Speaker 3: I couldn't?
- 13:54Speaker 2: What's wrong with wrong?
- 13:59Speaker 3: Okay?
- 13:59Speaker 2: Rich? Yeah, I mean you get you got it right,
- 14:02Speaker 2: So I guess we'll go five points there. You didn't
- 14:06Speaker 2: go you didn't go pissed.
- 14:07Speaker 5: I didn't.
- 14:07Speaker 2: No, no, no, I know that should have no, no, no,
- 14:10Speaker 2: it's all right, Rich.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Well alright.
- 14:11Speaker 2: It was a good It was a good attempt.
- 14:14Speaker 9: Peyton, don't tell your mother, kiss, tell another, die for
- 14:19Speaker 9: each other.
- 14:21Speaker 2: We're cool for the summer because it goes into like
- 14:25Speaker 2: some medium stuff.
- 14:26Speaker 3: We're cool for the.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I sounded just like that Stitch Nails. Sounded
- 14:35Speaker 2: like my nightmare alarm going off in the morning.
- 14:39Speaker 5: That's such a cool look.
- 14:40Speaker 21: And I am using that clip of you singing that
- 14:43Speaker 21: for everything. Now you're you're welcome. All right, good job, Payton,
- 14:48Speaker 21: you got it right. You were enthusiastic.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Uh forty two points, sorry to deserved. That's pretty good, Kyle,
- 14:59Speaker 2: playback shaking.
- 15:00Speaker 3: Baby on the baddies.
- 15:02Speaker 20: I'm saying it with seven.
- 15:03Speaker 14: Can't have this, can't have this?
- 15:05Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can go get Yeah.
- 15:11Speaker 18: I'm not gonna take it easy on you.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Okay, take that, Okay, how does it get?
- 15:23Speaker 3: I know you're right.
- 15:24Speaker 2: I'm shocked.
- 15:25Speaker 9: No, you're not.
- 15:26Speaker 20: Yeah, I thought you had that.
- 15:28Speaker 6: Literally when it started, I mouthed, I don't know the
- 15:31Speaker 6: words to the song.
- 15:32Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
- 15:37Speaker 9: I just winged it.
- 15:38Speaker 2: That's part of the game. You sing it or wing it.
- 15:40Speaker 14: Yeah, what it is?
- 15:41Speaker 2: That's half of the game.
- 15:42Speaker 21: You can either sing it or you can wing it,
- 15:45Speaker 21: which is why I got thirty seven points. Yeah, forty
- 15:48Speaker 21: three points.
- 15:49Speaker 5: What don't be trying to separate the girl gag over here.
- 15:54Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not having it, Jimmany.
- 15:56Speaker 21: The pressure is on if you are enthusiastic, if you
- 15:59Speaker 21: know of words, seeing him as loud as you can,
- 16:02Speaker 21: we want to hear it.
- 16:10Speaker 22: I got up.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, lation, So she wins a ticket.
- 16:39Speaker 1: She does.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Indeed, All right, Tiffany, you're gonna go see Demulbado. Congratulations,
- 16:44Speaker 3: so welcome, Thank you, thank you so much, thanks for listening.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Oh cool, your scanner stopped.
- 16:50Speaker 3: It's John Jay and Rich Still spring break season, man
- 16:54Speaker 3: sought in the news everywhere. Chaos not only this spring
- 16:58Speaker 3: break season is even more than news because all the
- 17:00Speaker 3: TSA lines and the shutdowns and all the government stuff.
- 17:02Speaker 3: But right now we got Michelle on the line. Hello Michelle. Hello,
- 17:07Speaker 3: now Michelle. One of the things that the way this
- 17:09Speaker 3: started was parents checking out on kids, and then it
- 17:13Speaker 3: got into boyfriends and girlfriends checking in on each other.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Which one are you, Michelle checking on my son?
- 17:18Speaker 1: Oh?
- 17:19Speaker 3: You're checking in on your son, right, Okay, So I
- 17:22Speaker 3: will let you know that right now. I believe Dylan
- 17:24Speaker 3: actually is calling your son to make sure he's down
- 17:26Speaker 3: to do this with us. So what is your story?
- 17:29Speaker 3: Why are you checking on your son? Who is he?
- 17:31Speaker 19: First?
- 17:31Speaker 12: Let me to say, I feel kind of creepy even calling,
- 17:35Speaker 12: but I just need to know what he's doing right now.
- 17:40Speaker 12: And there's a lot of context behind this. Explain he's
- 17:44Speaker 12: in Vegas for spring break with some of his friends.
- 17:47Speaker 12: I'm paying for the entire trip, flight, hotel, food, everything,
- 17:52Speaker 12: So I'm pretty sure I honestly deserve to know exactly
- 17:56Speaker 12: what's going on.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Is he not like good luck telling you?
- 18:00Speaker 5: Are you texting him?
- 18:03Speaker 12: Yeah? I mean it's because we you know, we talked
- 18:04Speaker 12: before he left that you know he would be in
- 18:06Speaker 12: contact again. It's kind of his first time doing this,
- 18:08Speaker 12: going out on his own with a lot of friends,
- 18:12Speaker 12: and this is just our kind of responsibility check in.
- 18:16Speaker 5: You feel like you deserve to know, but do you really.
- 18:19Speaker 3: Want to know?
- 18:20Speaker 12: Yeah, he's a good kid.
- 18:22Speaker 15: Well, so what's the concern?
- 18:23Speaker 10: Is he not calling you back?
- 18:24Speaker 6: Or is he putting like weird charges on your card?
- 18:27Speaker 4: No, No, nothing like that.
- 18:29Speaker 12: My concern is there's this girl he's been seeing who
- 18:32Speaker 12: I do not like or approve of. Let me just
- 18:34Speaker 12: say that I've met her.
- 18:36Speaker 7: I'm not not.
- 18:37Speaker 12: This is not just like me getting weird vibes. I
- 18:41Speaker 12: have met her. I don't trust her, and I told
- 18:43Speaker 12: him this very clearly before he left, that I don't
- 18:45Speaker 12: want him getting wrapped up with her out there, and
- 18:48Speaker 12: he's promised me he wouldn't, so I feel okay about it,
- 18:51Speaker 12: But as of today, something just feels off.
- 18:55Speaker 3: Okay. You know, my son was a spring break also,
- 18:58Speaker 3: and I, just like you, I was trying to got
- 19:00Speaker 3: a way to find out what he was doing, and
- 19:03Speaker 3: there's just no way. Because I was trying to I
- 19:05Speaker 3: wanted to do a spring Gray bus on him, but
- 19:07Speaker 3: there's just no way, you know what I mean. So
- 19:09Speaker 3: how this is a great service we provide you because
- 19:13Speaker 3: he is already on the phone willing to talk to us.
- 19:16Speaker 3: So because what we do we asked these kids to
- 19:18Speaker 3: be reporters. If we would call Dutch up and said.
- 19:20Speaker 2: You'd be a reporter, his friends wouldn't know.
- 19:22Speaker 3: They were like, no, yeah, actually should call it.
- 19:24Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm trying not to be so concerned.
- 19:27Speaker 3: But yet Dylan's talking to him right now and asking
- 19:29Speaker 3: him to be our reporter. For spring break for Las Vegas.
- 19:32Speaker 3: We have reporters all over the country for spring break,
- 19:34Speaker 3: and he will be our Las Vegas reporter. Okay, so
- 19:38Speaker 3: you'll be quiet, and Dylan's what's he saying?
- 19:40Speaker 9: So I do have Hunter on the line, and he's
- 19:43Speaker 9: had a pretty wild spring break, but he's down to
- 19:45Speaker 9: be our reporter, so I'll patch him through now.
- 19:48Speaker 3: Hunter, Yo, hey man, how's it going, how's Vegas? How's
- 19:52Speaker 3: spring break?
- 19:59Speaker 1: It is cool? Crazy out here. It's crazy, Joe. I'm
- 20:03Speaker 1: literally just I'm just vibing you are.
- 20:05Speaker 3: Okay, Well, give us right now, because well we want
- 20:07Speaker 3: to know. We want to know what you've been doing,
- 20:09Speaker 3: what you've seen, the party lifestyle, not just casinos and clubbing,
- 20:13Speaker 3: like what gives everything?
- 20:15Speaker 1: The weather is perfect, it isn't too hot. I was
- 20:18Speaker 1: really worried about that. All the day clubs are open
- 20:21Speaker 1: and we're out there all day long, so between the
- 20:25Speaker 1: pool and the strip, our days are filled. We've been
- 20:29Speaker 1: running it up a little bit though, can't lie. We're
- 20:32Speaker 1: eating Hella snacks.
- 20:33Speaker 19: We got room service, all right, room service that gets pricey,
- 20:38Speaker 19: all right, yeah, you know, uber blacks all that kind
- 20:42Speaker 19: of thing.
- 20:43Speaker 1: But you know, what are you gonna do. My mom
- 20:46Speaker 1: is going to be tessed when she sees the hotel bill.
- 20:51Speaker 3: Are you gambling, I'll pay your.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Back, It'll be cool.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Are you gambling? Are you playing blackjack roulette?
- 20:58Speaker 14: Hell?
- 20:58Speaker 11: No?
- 20:58Speaker 19: Oh.
- 20:59Speaker 1: My girlfriend is on only Fans, which guys, I strongly recommenda.
- 21:07Speaker 3: She's like like a model on OnlyFans, or she is
- 21:10Speaker 3: someone who huh, she's an only fan.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Your girlfriend's an she's quite active.
- 21:17Speaker 1: She's closer to actress that model. But yeah, yeah, she's
- 21:21Speaker 1: on only fans and she does super well. Actually, she's
- 21:26Speaker 1: putting in like, I don't know, fifteen or twenty K
- 21:28Speaker 1: a month. Yeah, I'm the man, that's right. So so
- 21:38Speaker 1: these fools that subscribe to her, they've been asking her to,
- 21:41Speaker 1: you know, step it up. They want something more than
- 21:44Speaker 1: what she's been doing. And she got this crazy idea.
- 21:48Speaker 1: She asked me to be in a video with her.
- 21:51Speaker 1: I'm all drunk, of course, and I.
- 21:54Speaker 5: Was like, let's do it.
- 21:56Speaker 1: And we did this muck bang style video in the hotel.
- 22:02Speaker 3: It was crazy crazy, Yeah, like muck bang muck bangs
- 22:06Speaker 3: where you're eating the food.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Gross, right, Well yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where you have
- 22:11Speaker 1: food all over the place by the time we were done,
- 22:13Speaker 1: she looked like she just crawled out of the dumpster behind.
- 22:15Speaker 4: The cou Okay, oh yeah, all right.
- 22:20Speaker 1: When I was watching it, I'm impressed with myself because
- 22:23Speaker 1: I did not know I had that kind of thing
- 22:24Speaker 1: in me. Oh awesome, those honey tacks. They did what
- 22:28Speaker 1: they were supposed to do. Recognized god.
- 22:33Speaker 3: Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, so you're
- 22:35Speaker 3: just eating food in the video.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, no, oh my god, no no no,
- 22:40Speaker 1: we are not doing that.
- 22:42Speaker 3: Hell me right now.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Everywhere it's as I'm rubbing and gets everywhere.
- 23:00Speaker 3: Everybody will Okay, that doesn't sound awesome to everything, but.
- 23:04Speaker 1: It's probably going to be an extra cleaning charge for you.
- 23:07Speaker 3: Okay, okay, right now, listen, I need I need you
- 23:12Speaker 3: to hear something very careful, right. I need to hear
- 23:14Speaker 3: something right now. Okay on the phone with listen right now.
- 23:18Speaker 3: Maybe you recognize his voice.
- 23:19Speaker 7: Say hello, high hunter, I was Kingdom, our father, who
- 23:29Speaker 7: are in heaven? Hell that I mean Kingdom.
- 23:32Speaker 11: Come, I will be.
- 23:35Speaker 7: For give us our trespasses.
- 23:37Speaker 12: Forgive us God lead us.
- 23:41Speaker 13: Delivery.
- 23:42Speaker 14: People are right?
- 23:43Speaker 19: What are you doing?
- 23:46Speaker 22: Give us trust?
- 23:49Speaker 12: That's lead us, not an udentation.
- 23:50Speaker 11: By deliberate on.
- 23:53Speaker 5: What are you doing?
- 23:58Speaker 11: Give us?
- 24:08Speaker 5: He's doing just praying for this wasted wasted food item.
- 24:14Speaker 12: I listen to me, I cannot believe when I just
- 24:18Speaker 12: heard I read you better than this?
- 24:21Speaker 4: My god, are you even listening to that?
- 24:25Speaker 1: What are you doing? Are you fine?
- 24:27Speaker 16: No?
- 24:28Speaker 12: No, I had a feeling something was off, and now
- 24:31Speaker 12: I find out this, this is what you're doing.
- 24:34Speaker 7: Hunter, My god, I am done you.
- 24:39Speaker 12: Hunter. You are ruining my life, oh, ruining your life.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a grown ass man. I'm a grown ass man.
- 24:49Speaker 14: Mom.
- 24:49Speaker 1: I'm allowed to do what I want.
- 24:51Speaker 12: Oh not when I'm paying for everything, Hunter, everything, everything
- 24:55Speaker 12: you're doing there, all that gross stuff you're doing.
- 24:59Speaker 1: I'm you literally, if you were listening, you literally heard
- 25:02Speaker 1: me say, can pay you back?
- 25:04Speaker 19: This is not the point.
- 25:05Speaker 12: The point is the choices you're making. They're horrible.
- 25:09Speaker 1: That you had perfect life, your perfect mom. Is that
- 25:13Speaker 1: what we're doing?
- 25:14Speaker 7: Do not even go there? Right? Oh?
- 25:18Speaker 1: Oh no, let's go there. You want to have this
- 25:21Speaker 1: in front of a whole bunch of people on the radio. Oh,
- 25:24Speaker 1: let's do it. You're gonna sit here, You're gonna judge me. No, No,
- 25:29Speaker 1: how about the time that you had a sex tape.
- 25:31Speaker 17: Lead my age?
- 25:34Speaker 1: How about that?
- 25:35Speaker 5: That was the original Only Fans.
- 25:37Speaker 12: Hunter, Don't sit there and act like I don't know
- 25:40Speaker 12: how fast things can spiral and ruin your life. I
- 25:43Speaker 12: know that's what I'm saying.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Yeah, you do kill me of all people should not
- 25:49Speaker 1: be judging me.
- 25:50Speaker 12: I'm trying to protect you, not judge you.
- 25:53Speaker 1: That's not helping, that's not how you do it.
- 25:56Speaker 12: I'm scared for you and your father who.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Names you are crazy.
- 26:10Speaker 1: You are crazy. You're freaking creepy.
- 26:15Speaker 8: You're gonna have to pay for your own trip, Hunter,
- 26:17Speaker 8: and probably pay your mom back.
- 26:18Speaker 9: You shouldn't be cutting at her.
- 26:20Speaker 3: Hey, Hunter on the only Fans page with your girlfriend?
- 26:23Speaker 3: Is your face visible or you like at least be
- 26:25Speaker 3: wearing a mask or something? Or is it like? Can
- 26:27Speaker 3: they tell it you? Like you'll be recognized?
- 26:30Speaker 12: You don't want to?
- 26:31Speaker 1: Yeah, well in that video you can't even tell You
- 26:34Speaker 1: can't even tell.
- 26:35Speaker 3: Who it is, all right? In your mom's video? Can
- 26:37Speaker 3: you tell it your mom?
- 26:39Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you've seen that, you've seen it.
- 26:42Speaker 6: Just got even more disturbing.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Oh, my friends in high school, they're the ones who
- 26:48Speaker 1: showed it to me.
- 26:49Speaker 7: That's got me feel your Father who we believe in.
- 26:53Speaker 3: God, the Father we believe in Jesus Christ.
- 26:58Speaker 11: Stop.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, you guys need to talk about Thank
- 27:01Speaker 3: you both for going tow with us. What what a
- 27:02Speaker 3: shocker man, that's what Vegas man, that's why you know,
- 27:04Speaker 3: that's why I don't go to Vegas. Really yeah, and
- 27:08Speaker 3: that's why I don't drive an electric car.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I was just there, not none of that happened.
- 27:14Speaker 12: I actually did date a backstreet boy in nineteen ninety one.
- 27:17Speaker 5: Which one which street we were?
- 27:20Speaker 13: We were both Disney Disney Kevin Richardson for real?
- 27:24Speaker 2: Wow, really really really wow?
- 27:28Speaker 14: I was made of.
- 27:35Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
- 27:37Speaker 5: Yep, he's the best looking one.
- 27:40Speaker 12: Dumb is a stick and.
- 27:43Speaker 22: Kentucky.
- 27:44Speaker 3: Yeah, he's from Kentucky. I was just with him a
- 27:47Speaker 3: month ago, were you really? Yes?
- 27:49Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 27:50Speaker 1: Super sweet?
- 27:51Speaker 12: I mean so, I mean there's no like, you know,
- 27:55Speaker 12: just conniving bone to him. He's just so sweet. And
- 27:57Speaker 12: I didn't mean dumb and the stick.
- 27:59Speaker 1: I just sweet?
- 28:00Speaker 3: Is he the guy in the video?
- 28:02Speaker 5: No as wild as Hunter's spring Break as Mom's was
- 28:10Speaker 5: more wild?
- 28:11Speaker 12: Yeah, there's a lot to be seen in the green
- 28:15Speaker 12: room back at Disney.
- 28:15Speaker 3: Trust me, all right, Dang Okay, thank you both for
- 28:23Speaker 3: going on the air with us.
- 28:24Speaker 11: Thank you guys.
- 28:27Speaker 23: We just want to hear from you, and I don't
- 28:29Speaker 23: think that's too much to ask, and it's really stressing
- 28:31Speaker 23: me out that you're not calling eight seven seven nine
- 28:35Speaker 23: three seven one oh four seven Jay and Rich.
- 28:38Speaker 3: All Right, So something happened last weekend or over the
- 28:40Speaker 3: weekend happened on the show, and then I got a
- 28:44Speaker 3: DM from Amy about it, and it made me think
- 28:46Speaker 3: about something we have to do on the air. Amy's
- 28:49Speaker 3: out of line. But first, here's what we're gonna get into.
- 28:52Speaker 3: How'd you use a fork? Because everybody's got a fork story.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Everybody's got After Amy's DM, I realized everyone's got a
- 28:57Speaker 3: fork story? Day, what's your fourth story? Amy? Good morning?
- 29:04Speaker 19: Okay.
- 29:05Speaker 13: So randomly we had like a picture and I was
- 29:10Speaker 13: like fixing it and when I fixed it, I noticed
- 29:12Speaker 13: that there was like these four prongs, like these little
- 29:15Speaker 13: dots that were in the wall. And my little brother,
- 29:18Speaker 13: he was just mischievous and he had like an airsoft gun.
- 29:22Speaker 13: He like put a hole in my mom's brand new
- 29:24Speaker 13: forage one time. So I thought this was like something
- 29:26Speaker 13: that my brother did and he's trying to cover it up.
- 29:29Speaker 13: So I go to my mom because like I'm the
- 29:30Speaker 13: oldest and I like to tat to tell because I'm
- 29:32Speaker 13: petty like that. And she's like, well, what actually happened
- 29:36Speaker 13: was your stepfather and I were having a conversation and
- 29:41Speaker 13: he pissed me off, and she threw a fork at
- 29:43Speaker 13: him and he dodged it and it went probably about
- 29:46Speaker 13: fifty feet and landed straight into the wall.
- 29:50Speaker 5: In his forehead like a ninja.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, it's that. And after seeing that, I was like,
- 29:56Speaker 3: after reading your text or your DM, I was like, man,
- 29:58Speaker 3: that's exactly like story, except it hit before him.
- 30:02Speaker 2: I didn't throw it.
- 30:02Speaker 3: I just actually just stabbed it. Oh you you.
- 30:08Speaker 5: It's more violent every time, but more house stile back then.
- 30:13Speaker 3: With your long arms you got, he couldn't stop it.
- 30:16Speaker 5: You could have been in the backyard and she could
- 30:17Speaker 5: have got.
- 30:18Speaker 3: Her arms side. Well, thank you, Amy. Everyone's got a
- 30:23Speaker 3: fork story.
- 30:24Speaker 5: But he's got a fork story.
- 30:25Speaker 13: Everyone has to have a fork story. I mean, it's
- 30:27Speaker 13: just it's the thing. It's easy to grab and stab, grab.
- 30:31Speaker 8: Or throw grab stab.
- 30:34Speaker 2: That's got a real.
- 30:36Speaker 3: Oh god, all right, Amy, you have a great day.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. But eight seven seven nine seven
- 30:44Speaker 3: four seven because Coyle story and then Peyton your story,
- 30:46Speaker 3: because that's what happened, was it was like your your story.
- 30:48Speaker 3: You threw it your sister.
- 30:49Speaker 8: Yeah, No, me and my sister got into it and
- 30:50Speaker 8: she threw a fork at me and it hit my
- 30:52Speaker 8: forehead right in the middle.
- 30:53Speaker 5: Really yeah.
- 30:54Speaker 3: And then rich you said you have I do.
- 30:56Speaker 5: And Stacy's my witness for this. I don't think that
- 30:59Speaker 5: I get really mad at a bunch of things. But
- 31:02Speaker 5: one thing that I find myself always being hostile at
- 31:05Speaker 5: is really bad phone customer service. And I had had
- 31:08Speaker 5: a credit card stolen, and I'm going through all these
- 31:10Speaker 5: charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you sure
- 31:12Speaker 5: you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
- 31:16Speaker 5: And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.
- 31:18Speaker 5: And I take this fork because I'm eating. I chuck
- 31:20Speaker 5: it across the room with my left hand as hard
- 31:23Speaker 5: as I can. And the mystery is that we have
- 31:26Speaker 5: never found that fork to this day. It has just
- 31:28Speaker 5: gone somewhere. I've looked under couches, I've looked in walls.
- 31:31Speaker 5: I don't know where the fork went. But I lost
- 31:34Speaker 5: mysh through a fork. Still don't know where it is,
- 31:37Speaker 5: somewhere in the middle of my kitchen and family room.
- 31:39Speaker 3: What's your fork story eight seven, seven, nine three seven,
- 31:42Speaker 3: one oh four seven. I've never told this or my
- 31:44Speaker 3: fok story is not exciting, but I do have a
- 31:46Speaker 3: fork story. I mean it's a four story. It's a
- 31:48Speaker 3: four story. So I went to when I was like,
- 31:51Speaker 3: I just got out of college and I got my
- 31:52Speaker 3: first job. Long story short. I was seeing a therapist,
- 31:55Speaker 3: right but I called him a success coach. He was
- 31:58Speaker 3: supposed to make me successful. And I was sitting like
- 32:01Speaker 3: on a couch like you would with a shrink, and
- 32:03Speaker 3: he wants me to write down my earliest childhood memory.
- 32:06Speaker 3: And I remember, this is like my earliest childhood memory.
- 32:09Speaker 3: I remember getting out a blue tricycle and I lived
- 32:11Speaker 3: in Tucson on thirtieth Street and twenty ninth Street was
- 32:14Speaker 3: the really busy street. I remember getting on my tricycle
- 32:18Speaker 3: and I'm riding my bike on my tricycle by myself,
- 32:20Speaker 3: and I'm going around the block and I'm going and
- 32:22Speaker 3: I find a fork and I pick it up like
- 32:24Speaker 3: it's treasure. I couldn't believe. I was like, I held
- 32:26Speaker 3: it in my hand and I remember driving home, riding
- 32:28Speaker 3: my tricycle home with a fork and I brought it
- 32:30Speaker 3: home and my mom was like, what do with a fork?
- 32:34Speaker 3: And it was like dirty, so else threw it away
- 32:36Speaker 3: and it was my treasure. That's like my earliest memory.
- 32:38Speaker 3: It's not an exciting story, but I have a fork
- 32:41Speaker 3: story much like the Little Mermaid. Your fork that happened
- 32:46Speaker 3: a little more fork.
- 32:46Speaker 2: He was a dingle hopper.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Yeah what, Yeah, I don't know.
- 32:50Speaker 5: It's just her. She thinks it's a brush like I've
- 32:52Speaker 5: never seen little movie like many things, John Jay, You're
- 32:54Speaker 5: just like the Little Mermaid.
- 32:56Speaker 3: All right? Eight seven, seven, nine three seven, one oh
- 32:58Speaker 3: four seven. We want to hear your fork story. That
- 33:01Speaker 3: is next with John Jay and Rich.
- 33:09Speaker 21: Have an idea for the show today is your use
- 33:12Speaker 21: the iHeartRadio app and talk back to us right now.
- 33:16Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Everybody's got a fork story? Tom, what's your fork story?
- 33:21Speaker 14: Hey, good morning? Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll
- 33:23Speaker 14: never forget for the rest of my days. I was
- 33:27Speaker 14: a freshman in high school working in a dietary department
- 33:30Speaker 14: at a retirement home. I was serving a gentleman retired
- 33:34Speaker 14: veteran and we didn't have the right kind of insure
- 33:38Speaker 14: for him. I only had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry,
- 33:41Speaker 14: and I kept trying to insince we we don't have
- 33:44Speaker 14: any stabbed me with the fork. Oh my god, in
- 33:51Speaker 14: my thought, yeah, he stabbed.
- 33:52Speaker 6: Me in my leg.
- 33:53Speaker 14: It was bleeding out a little bit. I went back.
- 33:56Speaker 14: They cleaned it up, and they're like, hey, get back
- 33:58Speaker 14: to work.
- 34:00Speaker 5: All dang.
- 34:02Speaker 14: Oh, I'll forget.
- 34:04Speaker 17: I won't forget for the rest of my life.
- 34:06Speaker 3: You got like four little marks on your leg or
- 34:08Speaker 3: five little marks.
- 34:09Speaker 17: You know, I still got it.
- 34:11Speaker 14: I got you left on there, all right.
- 34:13Speaker 3: Tom, Thanks brother, Amanda. Everybody's got a fork story. What's yours?
- 34:18Speaker 22: So we went to Westgate for a friend of ours
- 34:22Speaker 22: fortieth birthday. A male and an ex girlfriend of his
- 34:28Speaker 22: showed up, and the new girlfriend did not take too
- 34:31Speaker 22: kindly to this. And the one that's like evening when
- 34:35Speaker 22: we were out there, we were at dinner and I
- 34:37Speaker 22: jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could
- 34:41Speaker 22: always shank her in the bathroom, like with a fork,
- 34:44Speaker 22: And the next thing I know, they both kind of
- 34:48Speaker 22: like at separate times, went to the restroom and the
- 34:51Speaker 22: ex girlfriend came back holding a fork, and she handed
- 34:55Speaker 22: it to our friend whose birthday it was, and he
- 34:57Speaker 22: was like, your girlfriend just handed this to me in
- 34:59Speaker 22: the bathroom, man if I could bring it back to
- 35:01Speaker 22: the table, And I just thought it was so funny,
- 35:05Speaker 22: and she and I, like the new girlfriend and I
- 35:07Speaker 22: became such good friends. I actually have a pair of
- 35:10Speaker 22: fork earrings that I'm wearing today that reminds me of
- 35:15Speaker 22: her always. So when you guys said that, I was like,
- 35:17Speaker 22: oh my god, I'm wearing my fork earrings today.
- 35:21Speaker 3: That is perfect. That is a perfect story.
- 35:24Speaker 2: Wow, she's wearing her right.
- 35:28Speaker 15: I put them on this morning and I was like,
- 35:30Speaker 15: no way.
- 35:31Speaker 22: I was like, that's perfect.
- 35:33Speaker 3: But hey, just to be clear, though, she didn't go
- 35:34Speaker 3: to the bathroom and stab her, right, she didn't hand
- 35:36Speaker 3: you the fork back. No, she'd blood up.
- 35:39Speaker 19: He didn't.
- 35:39Speaker 1: She ran Yeah, no, she ran into her the bathroom.
- 35:42Speaker 13: She's like, oh, here, could you just take this back.
- 35:44Speaker 1: To the table for me?
- 35:45Speaker 22: And the other girl had no idea what she was.
- 35:47Speaker 13: It was just so funny.
- 35:48Speaker 22: When she came back, I.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Was like, oh my god, that's so clever. Well, thanks
- 35:53Speaker 3: for calling in. Everyone's got a fork story, right, Thanks Amanda, Melissa,
- 35:58Speaker 3: what's your fork story?
- 35:59Speaker 24: So, my daughter, she's sixteen now, but when she was
- 36:02Speaker 24: like nine, we were on vacation in California and San
- 36:05Speaker 24: Diego and she just she wanted to bring this fork
- 36:09Speaker 24: with her on vacation and it just kept popping up
- 36:12Speaker 24: and she's just like, I just feel like we need
- 36:15Speaker 24: to bring this fork with us, Like I have this
- 36:17Speaker 24: core memory of us walking back from the beach to
- 36:19Speaker 24: where we parked and I found the fork in one
- 36:23Speaker 24: of the pockets of the stroller and she's like, I
- 36:25Speaker 24: just I feel.
- 36:26Speaker 23: Like we need to have it.
- 36:27Speaker 24: And I'm like, Okay, what does she know? Is this premonition?
- 36:31Speaker 24: Like are we gonna need to like protect ourselves.
- 36:34Speaker 13: With this fort?
- 36:35Speaker 12: It was so random, and I.
- 36:37Speaker 24: Just texted her I wish she was in the car
- 36:40Speaker 24: and he dropped her off and I was wondering if
- 36:42Speaker 24: I was wondering if she remembered it and what she recalled, like,
- 36:46Speaker 24: what was her thought process? Was an anxiety?
- 36:49Speaker 13: Was it just Oh my gosh. It was so random.
- 36:55Speaker 13: But we all supported her in it.
- 36:56Speaker 24: We're like, okay, you can bring the fork.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Well, see everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
- 37:03Speaker 3: fork story. Not the violent kind we've been taking. We'll
- 37:05Speaker 3: have a great day. Thank you for listening. Melissa. What's up? Gerald?
- 37:09Speaker 13: Hey, what's up?
- 37:10Speaker 17: John j Riche?
- 37:11Speaker 3: What's your story?
- 37:11Speaker 17: When I was a kid. So, when I was a kid,
- 37:14Speaker 17: me and my neighbor got into a fight in my
- 37:17Speaker 17: backyard and there was a barbecue you know, those those
- 37:22Speaker 17: barbecue forks, the too prong.
- 37:24Speaker 16: Yeah, so I chucked it.
- 37:26Speaker 17: I chucked it at him and it hit and it
- 37:28Speaker 17: and it literally hid his nose and stuck. But he
- 37:31Speaker 17: didn't stab his eyes and you know the side where
- 37:33Speaker 17: your nose and your eyes are, and it stood right
- 37:35Speaker 17: there on his nose and everything. And he was like
- 37:38Speaker 17: what the I'm like, dude, did he cut you? He goes, no, dude,
- 37:41Speaker 17: it's just like it caught my nose before it went
- 37:45Speaker 17: into my eyes.
- 37:46Speaker 5: That's a perfect shot.
- 37:48Speaker 17: Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
- 37:52Speaker 17: it freaked me out because I was trying to hit
- 37:56Speaker 17: him in the face, you know, and it's just like
- 38:00Speaker 17: is and he's just like what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
- 38:04Speaker 17: look it's stopped, and I will and it literally caught
- 38:06Speaker 17: the bridge of his nose and just stopped right before
- 38:09Speaker 17: his eyes, right, you know, with the corner of your
- 38:12Speaker 17: eyes are and yeah, I got I got yelled at.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Sure, you know I don't do that.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:18Speaker 17: My mom and dad and his parents like, no more
- 38:20Speaker 17: nice playing. I'm like, okay, because.
- 38:23Speaker 5: Because not everybody has a barbecue tool story, we're gonna
- 38:27Speaker 5: allow that as a fork story.
- 38:28Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text here.
- 38:31Speaker 3: When I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations,
- 38:35Speaker 3: decorations more but fascinations. You get decorations the Savers, you
- 38:42Speaker 3: get decorations, fascinations decorated and getting you that Savers getting
- 38:48Speaker 3: a decorations for apartments. She was my cousin. I found
- 38:50Speaker 3: a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long. I
- 38:53Speaker 3: still have it today, and it's moved with me over
- 38:55Speaker 3: the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for a
- 38:58Speaker 3: giant spoon and other text. When I was younger, my
- 39:01Speaker 3: best friend lived with me. My mom would make chicken
- 39:03Speaker 3: and rice. I always would give my best friend my chicken,
- 39:07Speaker 3: and I would always take her rice. One night I
- 39:09Speaker 3: went to get the rice off her plate. She thought
- 39:11Speaker 3: I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed me. With
- 39:13Speaker 3: a forge in my thigh. No, everyone's got a fort deal.
- 39:20Speaker 23: The next segment we're going to do is called second
- 39:22Speaker 23: Date Update, because that's what we're going to try and
- 39:25Speaker 23: get and that's what the bit is called.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Second Date Update starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
- 39:30Speaker 3: What a four to seven Kiss FM? John Jay and Rich,
- 39:33Speaker 3: It's time for second Ate Update. This where you meet somebody,
- 39:35Speaker 3: go to date, you have a great time. You expect
- 39:37Speaker 3: there to be a second date, and there isn't one.
- 39:39Speaker 3: So you come to us. We're gonna help you find
- 39:41Speaker 3: out why a second date didn't happen. Let's say hello
- 39:44Speaker 3: to Marley. Marley, good morning, you're on the air.
- 39:46Speaker 19: Good morning.
- 39:47Speaker 3: Why what's going on? Tell us a little bit about
- 39:50Speaker 3: your situation.
- 39:52Speaker 19: So I met this.
- 39:54Speaker 25: Really cute girl and we went out and had like
- 39:57Speaker 25: a really nice date. And I don't know what happened
- 40:02Speaker 25: because she just like ghosted me.
- 40:03Speaker 18: We had I just I'm totally mystified.
- 40:06Speaker 13: Here.
- 40:08Speaker 5: What did you guys do on your hat?
- 40:10Speaker 18: We went out to dinner.
- 40:12Speaker 26: It was really cute.
- 40:13Speaker 13: I just thought she was the cutest.
- 40:16Speaker 3: Was there making out and nudity and spending a night
- 40:19Speaker 3: and all that good stuff.
- 40:21Speaker 25: No, no, No, we didn't put that far, but I thought,
- 40:24Speaker 25: you know, down the road, we were headed that way.
- 40:27Speaker 25: So but she just like ghosted me.
- 40:30Speaker 5: So, well, how'd you guys?
- 40:32Speaker 18: We met online?
- 40:34Speaker 5: And so do you talk a lot before you ever
- 40:36Speaker 5: get together or you just meet and set up a
- 40:38Speaker 5: quick hang?
- 40:40Speaker 7: Yeah, we did.
- 40:40Speaker 25: We were we had like a really nice, like online
- 40:44Speaker 25: back and forth relationship, and we talked on the phone
- 40:47Speaker 25: a couple of times and that was great, and we
- 40:50Speaker 25: met up. I thought it was great.
- 40:51Speaker 18: I don't know what happened.
- 40:53Speaker 8: Yeah, Sometimes I feel like you can have so much
- 40:55Speaker 8: chemistry over a scream and then you get in person
- 40:58Speaker 8: and it's just like it just doesn't hit the same.
- 41:00Speaker 6: Is that because there's maybe like you're not attracted to
- 41:03Speaker 6: them in per se.
- 41:04Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 41:05Speaker 8: Girls are complicated in general, so when you put two
- 41:08Speaker 8: of them together in the dating world, it kind of
- 41:10Speaker 8: makes things even a little bit more chaos.
- 41:12Speaker 6: Like him chewed weird or had like a weird dysful tick,
- 41:16Speaker 6: big ticks.
- 41:17Speaker 2: Do you have any of that?
- 41:19Speaker 14: No, not that I know of.
- 41:21Speaker 25: I mean, and I thought she was attractive, so I
- 41:23Speaker 25: don't I I don't know.
- 41:25Speaker 3: Do you have a hairy upper lip?
- 41:28Speaker 18: No, do you have little teeth?
- 41:31Speaker 3: Little teeth and big gums?
- 41:34Speaker 13: Oh my god, no, no, I'm cool.
- 41:36Speaker 11: I look cute, I think.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well we'll call her and find out
- 41:40Speaker 3: why she's blowing you off.
- 41:41Speaker 5: What's her name, It's Emma.
- 41:43Speaker 3: Okay, hold on the line. We'll get Emma on and
- 41:46Speaker 3: find out why she's blowing you off. Second date update
- 41:48Speaker 3: continues next with John Jay and Rich John Jay and Rich,
- 41:51Speaker 3: John Jane Rich. We are in the middle of second
- 41:54Speaker 3: date update. You've got Marley and Emma.
- 41:56Speaker 5: Well, Marley and Emma had incredible FaceTime chemistry and they
- 42:01Speaker 5: made up for dinner. Are they met up for dinner?
- 42:04Speaker 5: But that didn't go so well. So now the missing
- 42:08Speaker 5: Emma is the major dilemma. We shall find out why
- 42:12Speaker 5: this did not blossom into a romance.
- 42:15Speaker 3: Marley, how long ago was his date?
- 42:17Speaker 26: Two weeks ago?
- 42:19Speaker 8: Okay, okay, so it's been a while. At least it
- 42:21Speaker 8: wasn't like last night. And she's gonna be like, dude,
- 42:23Speaker 8: this girl is suffocating. I know.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Oh no, all right, we'll get her on the phone
- 42:27Speaker 3: right now.
- 42:28Speaker 20: Hold on, Hello, Hi, is Emma there, Yes, hey, Emma.
- 42:52Speaker 8: My name is Peyton. I'm with John Jay and Rich
- 42:54Speaker 8: and we just wanted to talk to on the radio
- 42:56Speaker 8: really quickly if you have some free time this morning.
- 42:59Speaker 3: Okay, So, Emma, as we all know, the dating world
- 43:03Speaker 3: is crazy right now.
- 43:04Speaker 7: Right sure?
- 43:06Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 43:07Speaker 3: Yeah, So we got a call from somebody who said
- 43:12Speaker 3: that you two kind of hit it off and you
- 43:14Speaker 3: went on a date. They thought the date was great.
- 43:17Speaker 3: There isn't a second date. She hasn't heard from you.
- 43:19Speaker 3: She says you're Ghostinger, and she came to us to
- 43:22Speaker 3: ask us if we could help dig around and find
- 43:23Speaker 3: out what she did wrong. So we're calling you about Marley.
- 43:29Speaker 26: Oh my god, I'm like butterflies in my stomach right now?
- 43:32Speaker 26: Where should I start? What do you guys want to know?
- 43:34Speaker 3: Okay, So she says that you're Ghostinger? Are you can?
- 43:37Speaker 3: Do you admit you're a Ghostinger?
- 43:39Speaker 26: I mean I don't know if I would call it
- 43:41Speaker 26: a full ghost We only went on one date, but
- 43:43Speaker 26: I mean, yeah, I haven't responded.
- 43:46Speaker 11: Where.
- 43:48Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 43:49Speaker 3: Was it something about her? Look? Was it something she
- 43:52Speaker 3: did like walk us through things?
- 43:54Speaker 10: What what do you what?
- 43:55Speaker 3: Where did the red flags pop up for you? And
- 43:57Speaker 3: what were those red flags?
- 43:59Speaker 26: I mean it went really well. I thought she was
- 44:02Speaker 26: really cute and like I think we had a lot
- 44:04Speaker 26: of fun, but I am just like really particular about
- 44:09Speaker 26: hygiene stuff. And during the date, she like kept biting
- 44:14Speaker 26: her nails and then she would like grab chips and
- 44:17Speaker 26: like we have like a you know, dip on the table,
- 44:20Speaker 26: and it was just like really grossing me out, like
- 44:24Speaker 26: the way she was going back from like putting her
- 44:26Speaker 26: hands in her mouth and then touching our food and
- 44:29Speaker 26: I and then at the end of the day she
- 44:32Speaker 26: like tried to kiss me, and I was just like
- 44:33Speaker 26: I just can't, Like I don't know, it just really
- 44:36Speaker 26: grossed me out and I didn't want to embarrass her
- 44:39Speaker 26: if I didn't say anything. And then yeah, I just
- 44:43Speaker 26: never responded.
- 44:45Speaker 3: Okay, biting nails, I get right, that always grosses me out.
- 44:49Speaker 3: Were they with her fingernails like all down all you
- 44:52Speaker 3: could see the whole chewed nub thing or was that
- 44:54Speaker 3: I'm talking about?
- 44:56Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hard to see.
- 45:00Speaker 8: Like it's like your talk to someone like, I mean,
- 45:03Speaker 8: no offense to the nails. Nail biders, I get it.
- 45:05Speaker 8: Sometimes it happens, but yeah, I get it.
- 45:07Speaker 5: Also, you get it both ways.
- 45:09Speaker 12: I get it both way.
- 45:10Speaker 26: Yeah, I mean it feels like so particular and like
- 45:14Speaker 26: bitchy of me, like this was what the deal breaker was.
- 45:17Speaker 26: But I don't know, it just grows me out. It's
- 45:20Speaker 26: like sometimes you just get like hyper sensitive to something
- 45:24Speaker 26: like that and then you can't let it go.
- 45:26Speaker 5: In first state too. I mean, if you're gonna, if
- 45:27Speaker 5: you're gonna bail out over something that is small, a
- 45:30Speaker 5: first state's probably a good place to do it, right.
- 45:33Speaker 26: Yeah, it's not like we had, you know, confessed our
- 45:36Speaker 26: love for each other, so it seemed like a good moment.
- 45:39Speaker 11: To dip out.
- 45:41Speaker 3: Would you be opposed to us bringing her onto this
- 45:43Speaker 3: conversation and you talking to her right now? It's too
- 45:47Speaker 3: late because she's she's actually listening right now. Marley, there
- 45:50Speaker 3: you go, you your little fingernails. Hey, oh my god,
- 45:56Speaker 3: I I.
- 45:59Speaker 18: Don't even to say. I just like, that's how I
- 46:01Speaker 18: deal with my anxiety.
- 46:02Speaker 13: And I was really nervous, so god, I feel so bad.
- 46:07Speaker 11: That's why I did it. I totally get like having
- 46:10Speaker 11: a nervous like twitch or whatever.
- 46:13Speaker 26: But yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should have said something,
- 46:18Speaker 26: I guess in the moment, but I didn't want to
- 46:20Speaker 26: make you feeling comfortable or like self conscious.
- 46:23Speaker 18: So no, I'm so sad because that, like I feel
- 46:26Speaker 18: like I should just like examine my life choices now
- 46:30Speaker 18: because I really was excited about this date and I'm
- 46:33Speaker 18: sad that's what ruined it.
- 46:35Speaker 26: Yeah, I'm sorry.
- 46:37Speaker 8: You guys feel like gys would like hang out again,
- 46:40Speaker 8: like now that you got the first date out of
- 46:42Speaker 8: the way, and maybe Marley isn't gonna be as nervous anymore,
- 46:45Speaker 8: and I wouldn't star.
- 46:49Speaker 13: What were you gonna say, I'll put I'll put like.
- 46:50Speaker 18: Stuff on my nails to make me not bite them.
- 46:54Speaker 26: I feel like I need a little time because I'm like, oh,
- 46:56Speaker 26: I'm so cut off guard now. I feel like really
- 46:58Speaker 26: embarrassed for being so like blunt about it with them.
- 47:02Speaker 17: And I don't know, I don't know if I.
- 47:04Speaker 26: Can see you face to face after this.
- 47:08Speaker 11: Hmm.
- 47:09Speaker 18: So sad.
- 47:12Speaker 26: I mean it's more just my own like embarrassment.
- 47:15Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, can you are you eating chips right now?
- 47:23Speaker 3: Sounds like you're eating chips.
- 47:26Speaker 24: Me.
- 47:26Speaker 3: You bite your nails right now? I feel like there's
- 47:28Speaker 3: something in your mouth and yours down.
- 47:29Speaker 25: You're I have like I'm like chewing gum because that's
- 47:34Speaker 25: like my nervous like mouth.
- 47:36Speaker 3: Thing right, chewing gum, bite your nails, I get it.
- 47:39Speaker 3: Double Okay, well we'll let you both go then there
- 47:48Speaker 3: is well, thank you both for going on the air
- 47:52Speaker 3: with us.
- 47:53Speaker 14: Thank you.
- 47:55Speaker 3: No second date though, no, I don't think so okay,
- 47:59Speaker 3: no that second eight update with John Jay and Rich.
- 48:02Speaker 3: I'm so glad you're here.
- 48:04Speaker 2: As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
- 48:07Speaker 2: like to thank you for listening to John Jay and
- 48:09Speaker 2: Rich play game.
- 48:11Speaker 3: We've got tickets to the home opener. Probably I have
- 48:13Speaker 3: some interesting facts I thought about baseball. Oh, the homeowner
- 48:17Speaker 3: the home opener, like opening Day is today, and the
- 48:21Speaker 3: Los Angeles Dodgers, who the Diamondbacks play on Monday, is
- 48:25Speaker 3: the most expensive tickets for Opening Day. It will cost
- 48:29Speaker 3: you four hundred and thirteen dollars if you go Opening
- 48:32Speaker 3: Day with the Diamon, not the Damacks with the Dodgers,
- 48:33Speaker 3: but the Boston Red Sox are second, and I don't
- 48:37Speaker 3: know the Arizona Damacks are in the middle as far
- 48:39Speaker 3: as how much it costs to go to Opening Day,
- 48:41Speaker 3: and we're giving them to you for free. In fact,
- 48:43Speaker 3: our contestant is Michael Good morning, Michael, Hey, good morning.
- 48:48Speaker 3: And I was going by ticket sales, hot dogs, yea beer,
- 48:52Speaker 3: that kind of stuff. So it's yeah, anyway, I enjoyed
- 48:55Speaker 3: Diamondback Day. All right, Michael, we're playing a game, Nick,
- 48:58Speaker 3: we'll play what game we're playing.
- 48:59Speaker 21: You guys were playing Noise Machine today, the Spider Man brand,
- 49:03Speaker 21: New Day trailers breaking all kinds of records, right, the
- 49:06Speaker 21: Crossover a billion views.
- 49:09Speaker 2: So we're gonna play superhero trivia.
- 49:12Speaker 21: You can name these superheroes based off of their off
- 49:15Speaker 21: their catchphrases. You get a point, sound good? Yeah, okay,
- 49:20Speaker 21: and it can be a group of superheroes. Just so
- 49:23Speaker 21: we're clear, We're gonna start with John Jay.
- 49:25Speaker 11: Why are you here?
- 49:26Speaker 9: There must be a reason for you to be here.
- 49:28Speaker 5: Yes, I'm here to fight for truth and justice in.
- 49:30Speaker 3: The American way. Yes, sir, I was just playing that
- 49:33Speaker 3: song you were indeed the Ridge Superman Chris Margot Kidder.
- 49:38Speaker 2: That is the Soups way to go, John Jay. One
- 49:41Speaker 2: point on the board, Richard.
- 49:46Speaker 5: Heroes and a half shell teenage mutant Ninja Turtle.
- 49:50Speaker 21: That's exactly what we were looking for. Good job, all right,
- 49:53Speaker 21: two for two. Thus far, as we continue round one
- 49:56Speaker 21: with Peyton Widmore.
- 50:02Speaker 9: What I can't even hear what that is?
- 50:03Speaker 2: Can I hear it again?
- 50:04Speaker 8: Yes, Shazam, that's Shazam.
- 50:10Speaker 2: That's Shazam. You're gonna go with Shazam. Good job. You
- 50:13Speaker 2: wouldn't be correct, all right, superhero Shack.
- 50:20Speaker 8: I only read Shack and the bean Stock.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Well, no, no, that's couz Am.
- 50:32Speaker 3: Shazam played a family fest.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Yeah, he he came in.
- 50:35Speaker 21: He came in the studio, and I was wearing a
- 50:37Speaker 21: lobster costume when he was in the studio, because why.
- 50:40Speaker 2: Wouldn't I be? All right?
- 50:42Speaker 21: Anyway, thus far, one point for John j one point
- 50:44Speaker 21: for Rich one point for Peyton Kyle.
- 50:48Speaker 2: It's Morphatar.
- 50:50Speaker 6: That would be the mighty Morphine power Rage.
- 50:53Speaker 2: All right, here we go four for four thus far. Michael,
- 50:59Speaker 2: Oh bet you.
- 51:09Speaker 18: That's the Avengers.
- 51:10Speaker 2: That is the Avengers. Okay, five?
- 51:12Speaker 21: Five unprecedented in this game, you guys. As we headed
- 51:16Speaker 21: around to everybody's got a point on the board, John Jay,
- 51:26Speaker 21: I feel like that's Hulk.
- 51:27Speaker 3: I think.
- 51:30Speaker 2: We were looking at David Banner.
- 51:32Speaker 3: Banner, we'll go.
- 51:35Speaker 21: You know what, I'm gonna take David Banner to two
- 51:37Speaker 21: points are John Jay and this in this round? Ye's okay, Yeah,
- 51:42Speaker 21: that's the actor actually name and what Bruce Banner is
- 51:46Speaker 21: his name, but David Banner is another person anyway.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Wait, I'm glad you're keeping up Payton. All right, Rich.
- 52:00Speaker 11: Power comes great responsibility.
- 52:04Speaker 5: That was Peter Parker's uncle who like later got killed
- 52:07Speaker 5: in a liquor store. That's Spider Man.
- 52:09Speaker 21: That is Spider Man. He did die spoiler. Yeah right,
- 52:17Speaker 21: all right, we'll move on now to Peyton Whitmore.
- 52:20Speaker 8: It's Clover and time who clombers the cyclops? The Cyclops
- 52:30Speaker 8: definitely clobbers.
- 52:31Speaker 21: Okay, it's pretty good guess. Yeah, it's not a bad guess.
- 52:34Speaker 21: I mean it's wrong, but it is.
- 52:36Speaker 9: It is.
- 52:36Speaker 2: It's it is a guess we're looking for from the
- 52:39Speaker 2: Fantastic Four. The clobler thing, the cloppler, the.
- 52:43Speaker 5: Apple delicious delicious, treat.
- 52:49Speaker 21: Can't take it or he's a cobbler and he's just
- 52:51Speaker 21: making shoes all day. All right, So we're looking for
- 52:53Speaker 21: the thing. Sorry, Peyton, no point, No points there, Kyle.
- 53:00Speaker 4: I'm the night.
- 53:09Speaker 2: That made it very difficult. I was trying to trying
- 53:13Speaker 2: to throw you a curveball Batman, the bad Man.
- 53:17Speaker 21: Yes, all right, good job, all right, Michael, if you
- 53:21Speaker 21: want to see the Diamondbacks.
- 53:22Speaker 2: You better get this right.
- 53:24Speaker 14: I am all right.
- 53:26Speaker 2: Why don't you do it again?
- 53:27Speaker 3: I am man? Oh, okay, all right, you're going hold online, brother,
- 53:37Speaker 3: hold on line. You're gonna go through the Diamondbacks played
- 53:39Speaker 3: the Dodgers opening day. Hold on.
- 53:40Speaker 5: We really wanted you to get those tickets.
- 53:42Speaker 21: As I was going through those this morning, half of
- 53:44Speaker 21: the catchphrases include the name and I started with Batman
- 53:49Speaker 21: and I was like, I'm not going to beep all
- 53:51Speaker 21: of these.
- 53:52Speaker 3: So anyway, that was a fun game. I like it,
- 53:55Speaker 3: Like that was very fun.
- 53:56Speaker 21: Come for the John Jay and Rich, but let's be honest,
- 53:59Speaker 21: you stay for Kyle and Peyton.
- 54:02Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Ridge.
- 54:03Speaker 3: John Jay and Ridge. Hi, Sarah, what's up.
- 54:05Speaker 10: I was listening to the show on Thursday with you
- 54:08Speaker 10: guys having crazy wedding stories.
- 54:10Speaker 13: So I texted in because I.
- 54:11Speaker 10: Think I have one that's crazier than any of the
- 54:13Speaker 10: ones that were shared.
- 54:14Speaker 3: Is it are you talking about? We were talking about
- 54:16Speaker 3: how you knew that a wedding was not going to
- 54:18Speaker 3: the marriage wasn't going to work out that one.
- 54:20Speaker 2: Yeah it was that.
- 54:21Speaker 16: Yeah, it was that topic.
- 54:22Speaker 4: But okay, it was just like I got to.
- 54:23Speaker 3: Text in oh, I want to hear it.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Let's hear it all right.
- 54:25Speaker 10: So I got married in South Florida when I was
- 54:30Speaker 10: twenty nine. My husband's family, my ex husband's family, was Hispanic.
- 54:36Speaker 10: I'm very white, and their job was to do the
- 54:40Speaker 10: rehearsal dinner because my family was paying for the entire wedding,
- 54:44Speaker 10: which was very expensive, and my cheap ass ex husband
- 54:50Speaker 10: was like, well, we don't really want to pay for
- 54:52Speaker 10: all these people to come. His aunts and their kids
- 54:56Speaker 10: and their husbands were coming from Texas and Mexico, and
- 55:00Speaker 10: and he's like.
- 55:00Speaker 11: I'm just going to invite the ants.
- 55:02Speaker 10: The husbands and the kids can just stay at home
- 55:04Speaker 10: because I don't want to pay for it. And I'm
- 55:06Speaker 10: going this is the worst idea ever. This is so horrible.
- 55:10Speaker 10: And what do you know, at the rehearsal dinner, the
- 55:12Speaker 10: ants show up solo and immediately assault me.
- 55:16Speaker 11: I've never even met them.
- 55:17Speaker 10: I'm crying and freaking out, like this is the worst
- 55:22Speaker 10: case scenario, and they just immediately left.
- 55:25Speaker 11: So the dinner went on.
- 55:27Speaker 13: It was beautiful.
- 55:28Speaker 10: The groom and his men went into.
- 55:31Speaker 11: Their own thing later in the evening, and me and my.
- 55:33Speaker 10: Girlfriends went back to the hotel where we're staying, and
- 55:36Speaker 10: what ended up happening is that there was an assault,
- 55:40Speaker 10: a domestic dispute at the hotel between my ex husbands
- 55:46Speaker 10: and one of his aunts. I don't really know what
- 55:49Speaker 10: actually happened, but somebody hit somebody in the hallway. And
- 55:54Speaker 10: in Palm Beach County, when you call the police for
- 55:57Speaker 10: a domestic dispute, somebody has to go to jail. The
- 56:01Speaker 10: aunt's daughter said that he was the instigator and it
- 56:04Speaker 10: hit her. So my ex husband goes to jail at
- 56:09Speaker 10: like eleven o'clock the night before our wedding, and all
- 56:12Speaker 10: the groomsmen find out that you know they're there.
- 56:15Speaker 1: They know.
- 56:16Speaker 10: They call my bridesmaids and they're like, we can't say
- 56:19Speaker 10: anything to her, like we're going to get him out.
- 56:22Speaker 10: Somehow they talked the judge into saying, look, he's getting
- 56:27Speaker 10: married this morning, can you.
- 56:28Speaker 11: Please let him out of jail so he can go
- 56:31Speaker 11: get married.
- 56:32Speaker 10: So he spent the entire night in jail and then
- 56:35Speaker 10: in front of a judge at like six or seven
- 56:37Speaker 10: am whenever the courthouse opened, and then his groomsmen drove
- 56:42Speaker 10: him back to where we were getting married. The four
- 56:45Speaker 10: of them pounded an entire bottle of Johnny Walker Blue label.
- 56:50Speaker 10: Oh then they and then they made it to the
- 56:54Speaker 10: we were doing pre.
- 56:54Speaker 11: Photos, so they made it to that, and I had.
- 56:57Speaker 10: No idea, although everybody else did, of what had happened.
- 57:01Speaker 10: After the wedding's done and we go back to like
- 57:04Speaker 10: our honeymoon suite, I'm like, so ready to you know,
- 57:07Speaker 10: let's consummate this.
- 57:09Speaker 1: He just passes out.
- 57:10Speaker 11: I'm like what.
- 57:12Speaker 10: So the next morning I wake up and we're supposed
- 57:14Speaker 10: to go on our honeymoon, and he's just like, well,
- 57:17Speaker 10: I spent all of last night in jail, and you know,
- 57:20Speaker 10: I'm gonna, I'm gonna I have charges on me.
- 57:24Speaker 26: I'm like, oh my god.
- 57:25Speaker 10: So our entire honeymoon was ruined because he was so
- 57:29Speaker 10: concerned about this being on his record and what it
- 57:32Speaker 10: was going.
- 57:32Speaker 3: To do to him.
- 57:34Speaker 10: Yeah, thirteen months.
- 57:39Speaker 5: Wow, trying to Okay, that's.
- 57:45Speaker 11: The time that we should not have gotten married.
- 57:48Speaker 10: I wish somebody had told me.
- 57:49Speaker 15: But you know what, we had a beautiful wedding and
- 57:52Speaker 15: I loved it.
- 57:53Speaker 10: It was awesome, and then you know, it fell apart.
- 57:56Speaker 3: I think if the groom hits their aunt and goes
- 58:00Speaker 3: to jail, that is a big sign that.
- 58:03Speaker 10: Yeah, but again I didn't know this until like the
- 58:07Speaker 10: day after the wedding. Nobody wants to ruin my wedding day.
- 58:09Speaker 3: Someone should have told you. All right, Sarah, thank you
- 58:11Speaker 3: for sharing that with us.
- 58:13Speaker 13: You're welcome.
- 58:14Speaker 10: Thanks you guys, Love you.
- 58:16Speaker 3: Okay, Amy, what happened? She's got one too?
- 58:20Speaker 1: Hello?
- 58:21Speaker 5: Hello?
- 58:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 58:22Speaker 13: So I got married in the Titanic era and I
- 58:26Speaker 13: was a huge Titanic fan that went to the movies
- 58:30Speaker 13: like six times to watch it and fell in love
- 58:32Speaker 13: with the song Rose, which is a beautiful song. So
- 58:37Speaker 13: I decided I didn't like the traditional wedding song, so
- 58:41Speaker 13: I decided to walk down the aisle to that one.
- 58:44Speaker 13: And I mean the marriage didn't last. We ended up
- 58:48Speaker 13: getting divorced. And my dear friend, who was also bridesmaid,
- 58:53Speaker 13: and I've been, for instance her since I grade school,
- 58:57Speaker 13: she said to me, She's like, well, you walk down
- 58:58Speaker 13: the aisle to a song from the Titanic. If that's
- 59:01Speaker 13: not foreshadowing the future.
- 59:05Speaker 9: Didn't work out well for the Titanic.
- 59:07Speaker 5: Good point.
- 59:09Speaker 13: Well, yeah, And the fun part is, I mean we've
- 59:12Speaker 13: been divorced for like twenty one years now, and I
- 59:16Speaker 13: found out probably about five or six years ago that
- 59:18Speaker 13: he kind of like stalks my Instagram stories and just
- 59:22Speaker 13: randomly to be like my super pettiness. I just like to.
- 59:27Speaker 16: To post.
- 59:30Speaker 13: I post like a giff of the Titanic, thinking, I
- 59:36Speaker 13: don't think he gets it though.
- 59:39Speaker 3: You're kind of waking at him. This is the ROAs song.
- 59:41Speaker 3: The ro song is the theme from Titanic, right, it's.
- 59:44Speaker 13: Not the actual theme, but it's a song when she's
- 59:47Speaker 13: like it's when she's jumping off to get into the
- 59:51Speaker 13: boat and they're you know, putting her down, and then
- 59:54Speaker 13: she decides she doesn't want to leave Jack and she
- 59:56Speaker 13: like jumps back onto the ship. It's a beautiful song.
- 1:00:00Speaker 13: Hasn't roomed it for me? I still love it.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: Yeah, that wasn't your fault. That's not the fault.
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: Did you get married again?
- 1:00:06Speaker 13: I've actually been engaged for a very long time. We've
- 1:00:08Speaker 13: been together for twenty years, so we haven't gotten married.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: But anywhere do you guys have a song?
- 1:00:15Speaker 9: You know what?
- 1:00:16Speaker 13: No, well, kind of sort of. It's the it's the
- 1:00:19Speaker 13: pussy Cat Dolls.
- 1:00:20Speaker 11: Stick with you.
- 1:00:21Speaker 13: That's like one of our songs.
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: You can't say you have a type.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, sobriety thereby, thanks a lot for telling
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: that story to us.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: I love you.
- 1:00:34Speaker 13: Okay, wait what what?
- 1:00:36Speaker 24: What?
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:00:37Speaker 13: I just want to say congratulations to Peyton.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
- 1:00:41Speaker 13: We're excited for you. That's amazing, sweet of you.
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: Have a great day.
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