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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #75 - GO DRAGONS! · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Everybody? Welcome back to some of Up podcast Today. It
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  Speaker 6: is Monday, or it is Tuesday. Actually it's tuesday. It
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  Speaker 6: is August twenty third, is approximately four pm.
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  Speaker 1: Did you just get a haircut? No? Oh oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now I could see what's up? Brother?
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  Speaker 6: Up? How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: How was a good as year? It's been a fucking
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  Speaker 1: while since I saw you, dude. It is what a
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  Speaker 1: fucking pleasure, dude, son of a boy, Dad just back
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  Speaker 1: kicking it by the fucking merch.
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  Speaker 6: Back in the freaking studio, and.
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  Speaker 1: We have a lot to catch up on it up. Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: On today's show, you'll hear about my trip to Ireland,
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  Speaker 1: my trip to Italy, Sassa is about with monkey pocks.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna hear about that. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: tell people about that? No, I know, all right, fine,
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  Speaker 1: we won't talk.
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  Speaker 6: I won't have a bigger issue. Yeah, but it'll be fun.
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  Speaker 6: I looked it up, but I don't have any monkey
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  Speaker 6: pox symptoms. You got like fever, chills, it's like the flu.
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  Speaker 6: But you also are covered in wartz.
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  Speaker 1: In some terrible pocks. Yeah, but you don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have that. You don't have that. Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm feeling better than ever, brother. But first, and for
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  Speaker 6: a good run this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you did go for a run? I did?
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  Speaker 6: I am I looking slim?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do kind of. I mean when you show
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  Speaker 1: me your monkey pox, your tricep look fucking swollen as fuck.
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  Speaker 6: That's what one day of running does to me.
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  Speaker 1: It goes right to your try Yeah, all the it
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  Speaker 1: builds them.
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  Speaker 6: You actually lose fat in your face, I believe first,
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  Speaker 6: and then your arms and then your torso from running
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  Speaker 6: just in general when you're losing fat. Yeah, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 6: I have a bummer.
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  Speaker 1: I have this thing going on where I just have
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  Speaker 1: been gaining fat in my face for fucking fifteen years
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  Speaker 1: straight too, And there's really nothing I could There's no
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  Speaker 1: amount of working out that I could do to get
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  Speaker 1: out of it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty confident that I'm about to get in like
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  Speaker 6: I'm about to get chizseled. I think I am. I
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  Speaker 6: think this is it. I think I think I hit
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  Speaker 6: a low where it's just like no more. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 6: can't take any more mass.
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  Speaker 1: And so you got some running shoes and you went
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  Speaker 1: for a run.
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  Speaker 6: I have running show, I've had running shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Well remember when you went for running shoes or you
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  Speaker 1: went for a running in Converse?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that was use I didn't have my running
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  Speaker 6: shoes with me.
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  Speaker 1: Got about you, So that was just me that So
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  Speaker 1: it was based in something I'm not just talking out
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  Speaker 1: my d No, no, no, no, no, no. How was
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  Speaker 1: the run? Did you breathe? Where? Did it hurt more?
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  Speaker 1: Your knees are on your lungs?
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  Speaker 6: It was rough, and it honestly motivated me to like
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  Speaker 6: I got to run tomorrow too, because like I am,
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  Speaker 6: I am in like dangerously bad shape.
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  Speaker 1: You look like a loud runner, dude.
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  Speaker 6: It felt loud. It felt like an aggressive run, like
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  Speaker 6: people were I could tell people were like looking at
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  Speaker 6: me and like right off the bat being like, oh
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  Speaker 6: that kid's he's not doing well. First run, first time
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  Speaker 6: ever moving.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people just laughing that like someone who like smacks
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  Speaker 1: their feet loud as fuck when they run. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: could tell that to and like you could tell.
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  Speaker 6: Their It was like every time I hit the ground,
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  Speaker 6: it felt like the weight of the world was crashed,
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  Speaker 6: like the ground, like the pavement was shaking. I thought
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  Speaker 6: the pier I was running on the pier, I thought
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  Speaker 6: it was gonna go in. I think I thought it
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  Speaker 6: was gonna collapse. I felt like heavy. You just ripped
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  Speaker 6: through the like I had to like make an effort
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  Speaker 6: to like not be smashed, like smashing into the ground.
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  Speaker 1: And I think when you run, it supposed it's not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to make a sound.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, it's supposed to be more of like a
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  Speaker 6: you're gliding on And I don't even think your heels
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  Speaker 6: are supposed to touch when he was supposed to be
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  Speaker 6: toe tapping the ground the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: The Native American hunters that would track people, track animals
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  Speaker 1: for for days on end, I don't think they just
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  Speaker 1: would walk on their on their tippy toes. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: should have been.
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  Speaker 6: You, but it should have And and the pier is
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  Speaker 6: a tough place to run because it's just a bunch
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  Speaker 6: of dudes with like six packs and no shirt on,
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  Speaker 6: and like you're behind them and you can just see
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  Speaker 6: their back muscles and I'm like, Dawn, I don't have
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  Speaker 6: a single muscle in my back. Yeah, these guys have multiple.
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  Speaker 1: You think that you're ever gonna you think that you're
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  Speaker 1: about to be on the journey to be in the
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  Speaker 1: dude who can go shirtless and fucking run like that.
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  Speaker 6: No, I've given up on the journey of getting jacked.
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  Speaker 6: Like that's never gonna it's too much work to the
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  Speaker 6: eating and everything. I'm just gonna run and just.
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  Speaker 1: Have a runner's body. Yeah, that shit always sounded sweet
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  Speaker 1: to me, but then I heard that like runners get
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  Speaker 1: badass joints when they're old, bad knees, and also like
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  Speaker 1: your heart explodes if you're a runner's but.
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  Speaker 6: That's if you're doing like fifty plus mile runs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: not if you're running a mile, not just regular, if
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  Speaker 6: you're struggling to run one mile. I don't know, dude,
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  Speaker 6: your your heart could explode. My fitp it gave me
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  Speaker 6: a notification. It was like slow down, He's like, take
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  Speaker 6: a breath, dude.
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  Speaker 1: What was your heart rate at? Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: it was at?
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  Speaker 6: It was over two hundred at one point. I swear
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  Speaker 6: to God, no it was, Yes, it was two hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I don't think that should be possible.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it was there in my I can actually know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it was ever two on T I
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  Speaker 6: can tell you what my peak was though, three vs.
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  Speaker 1: A second.
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  Speaker 6: It was fucking dude. I was in rough shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's fucking But you look good though it looks
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  Speaker 1: like it's really funny.
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  Speaker 6: It's it's paying off for sure. You see what my
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  Speaker 6: uh my pace was nine minutes and fifty seven. That's
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  Speaker 6: basically just you're just walking. You're walking at that point.
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  Speaker 1: That's a walk. Uh for how many miles? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I hit two hundred at one point. My
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  Speaker 6: average was one seventy nine.
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  Speaker 1: That's really bad, dude, I think you have a bad heart. O.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I do have a bad heart. It runs in
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  Speaker 6: my family, which is why I got to step it up,
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  Speaker 6: because like I'm gonna die, I'm convinced I got I'm
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  Speaker 6: about to start. I'm about to schedule some like a
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  Speaker 6: dentist appointment in a physical too, because shit, an't I
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  Speaker 6: shouldn't be wicked. What is it? I just woke up
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  Speaker 6: with a big ass rash on my arm. It doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: We're not talking about that people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: You're in squalor right now.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, you're in And it could have something to do
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  Speaker 6: with the multiple different species of rodents crawling around our apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, what happened to being a loyal disciple of Jesus? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you could kind of like I.
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  Speaker 6: Still am, but the devil's punishing me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it seems like if you had given your
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  Speaker 1: life fully to Jesus and lived a life of prayer.
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  Speaker 6: He works in mysterious ways. Maybe this was he needed
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  Speaker 6: to give me a sign to get back in shape.
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  Speaker 1: He did live amongst the pestilence and the fucking prostitutes
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  Speaker 1: and shit like that, But still I don't know. If
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you should be going through that.
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  Speaker 1: That shit is fucking bad.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's fine. I feel good. That's why
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  Speaker 6: I'm not worried about this, because I genuinely like, I
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  Speaker 6: feel fine. I don't feel sick. And so I'm the
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  Speaker 6: kind of person who if I see something, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: I'm dying. But this was something I'm just like.
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  Speaker 1: Eh, what, you haven't gotten a haircut since your buzz?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 6: No, I got one just because it was growing in
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  Speaker 6: super weird that I haven't got one since.
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  Speaker 5: Then?
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  Speaker 1: What's your next hairstyle move? I saw Jake Malisek walking
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  Speaker 1: around with the fucking he had the parted bangs in
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  Speaker 1: the front. Yeah, the middle part. Yeah, yeah, you think
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  Speaker 1: you could rock the middle part? No?
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  Speaker 6: No, my hair is too flat to do that. What
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  Speaker 6: if you what if you hit it with the fucking
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  Speaker 6: I have to put when I when I don't wear
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  Speaker 6: like a hat or have a buzz, I have to
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  Speaker 6: put like a car wax in my hair to make
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  Speaker 6: it have any.
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  Speaker 1: Sort of turtle wax. Yeah, something to smooth the outside
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  Speaker 1: of the bar. Yeah, that's a fucking tough lump, dude,
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  Speaker 1: it but at the same time, though, I think you
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  Speaker 1: looked hot as fun when you have the shaved head.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to the shaved head. Maybe I'll
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  Speaker 6: go back to like like maybe like what I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: like a five or a sixty buzz cut, but not not.
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  Speaker 6: I'm never doing as short as I did last time.
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  Speaker 6: I mean that was I would see pictures of myself
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  Speaker 6: and I'm like, I can't believe I was in public
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  Speaker 6: looking like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. When they talked about shaven heads on the Act, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was not interested in that. Why should looks like
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  Speaker 1: some fucking lumpy ass ice cream if I shave my head, dude,
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  Speaker 1: it would not look'd be like a.
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  Speaker 6: White supremacist podcast. We both shaved our heads, shaved heads.
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  Speaker 1: Why sho wouldn't even look like a fucking smoothly round
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  Speaker 1: head though, This ship would just grow off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was My problem is that the back of
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  Speaker 6: my head is very flat, so like it's very and
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  Speaker 6: then all of a sudden and then the back is
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  Speaker 6: just like a brick wall.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 6: It's bullshit, it is.
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  Speaker 1: I need a fucking round ass head, dude.
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  Speaker 6: I know some people just have it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've done enough with my fucking earthly vessel, dude,
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  Speaker 1: My fucking lop sided ass head, dude. I should have
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  Speaker 1: never fucking made it into BIS.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, you got a normal head.
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  Speaker 1: Mother. If I ever shaved this thing down, it's got
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  Speaker 1: horns off the back of I look like a triceratops
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  Speaker 1: with my shit.
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  Speaker 6: You should do it, No, it wouldn't be good. Have
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  Speaker 6: you ever shaved your head before?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? When I was like probably like twenty three, twenty four,
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  Speaker 1: shit didn't look good, dude. It was all lumped out
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  Speaker 1: in the wrong ways. I looked like a bad ass
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  Speaker 1: when I shaved my head. I look like a bad
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  Speaker 1: kid though, like a bad person.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. My dad was stoked when I shaved my head. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's like you look sick. He was like, you look
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  Speaker 6: like a mean person.
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  Speaker 1: You start like bullying your dad.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was fired up. He always wanted me to
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  Speaker 6: have a buzz cut. Yeah, because that was like the
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  Speaker 6: era of time where like Justin Bieber was big and
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  Speaker 6: like the most masculine thing you could do was be
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  Speaker 6: like Justin Bieber's fucking gay dude, I fucking his fucking
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  Speaker 6: bitch ass hair. That was all the men.
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  Speaker 1: When he had like floppy hair.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was like there was like a revolution of
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  Speaker 6: straight dudes against Justin Bieber. Yeah, and I had hair
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  Speaker 6: long like that. My dad was like, just was like,
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  Speaker 6: you're a fucking disgrace to the family.
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  Speaker 1: Is your dad? I thought your dad would I thought
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  Speaker 1: your dad would be into it if you were like Bieber.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I thought your dad had some Canadian tendencies.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe in twenty twenty two, really definitely, not in like
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  Speaker 6: twenty ten or whatever whenever that was happening.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he flip flopped a little bit. Yeah, just when
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  Speaker 1: he saw the trends online which way things were going. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's sweet, dude. I think you're entitled to a couple
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  Speaker 1: of political flip flops throughout your life.
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  Speaker 6: Oh big time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean fucking during the pandemic, I was fucking
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  Speaker 1: liberal as shit, dude, fucking marching, and then after that,
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  Speaker 1: I've become the biggest homophobe known to me. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: are now, and that's behind closed doors. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: see Joey and Pat scuttle past us. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know how you did those dudes, Dude, I would have
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  Speaker 1: been sick to my stomach.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, rough and Rowdy was Uh, we missed you out there, bro, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I missed your ass. Wait, dude, I just saw this.
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  Speaker 6: I know right, good touch.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking It's hilarious. Oh and you're a fucking dog.
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  Speaker 1: My brother still on boards.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably never will loud Seann's supposed to get on
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  Speaker 6: that hasn't been in the company for months now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude just said we're getting boards. But yeah, we've
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  Speaker 1: talked plenty enough about how stupid these fucking rooms are.
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  Speaker 1: But if I ever start another podcast or some shit
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  Speaker 1: like that, I'm definitely having a sweet backdrop and you
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  Speaker 1: can use it for it. Fuck.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks man, Yeah, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: You can use my sweet backdrop if you want. I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking fucking plants, dude.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like some shelves with books on them.
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  Speaker 1: And guns or some shit like that. Sweet, a full
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: rack of guns.
• 11:45
  Speaker 6: That would be sick. That will knives, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A bunch of fucking knives out all the weapons from
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: pulp fiction, just fucking surrounding the walls.
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  Speaker 6: That would be cool. I've become a little bit of
• 11:56
  Speaker 6: a of a of a what is it what do
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  Speaker 6: they call the film nerds?
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  Speaker 1: Pedophile and filesile?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I always thought that was weird a little. It's
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  Speaker 6: a little too close, a little.
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  Speaker 1: Bit close to comfort anything. File.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there shouldn't be that.
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  Speaker 1: File. Cabinets are even a little bit fucking dicey for me.
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  Speaker 6: But I've become a little bit of a sin head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you need to get rid of those fucking sins.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you need to get right with God. Now
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  Speaker 1: in a sin head for too long? Now, tell me
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: about Referaldi though, your first Roughferaldi. I watched the ship
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  Speaker 1: on TV and I was cut. I was kind of
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  Speaker 1: dying that you were wearing that outfit. You look like
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  Speaker 1: one of the Blues brothers. Everybody dud you. But but
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  Speaker 1: also like I still didn't understand why you were there.
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  Speaker 1: Liked there was zero reason there was, Like you did
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  Speaker 1: you put up one video where you like shadow boxing
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  Speaker 1: and then pulled out and showed both of you.
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  Speaker 6: But I don't know why I was there. Then they
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  Speaker 6: like all ran onto the fucking the in the ring
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  Speaker 6: and they were like are you coming? And I was like, fuck, no.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you didn't even wear Yeah, they were hell when
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  Speaker 1: I ring that was that had like eighth grade graduation vibes.
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  Speaker 6: Now, I was like absolutely not that would be detrimental
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  Speaker 6: to my career if I did that, if I was
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  Speaker 6: jumping up and down in the ring.
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  Speaker 1: We want to book you for Montreal Comedy Festival. We
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  Speaker 1: saw you jumped up and down in the ring with
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  Speaker 1: Joey and Grace.
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  Speaker 6: I uh, it was fun. I drove, so we had
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: to fly into Cincinnati, and then I drove from Cincinnati
• 13:20
  Speaker 6: to West Virginia with everyone, Me and Graham, Alex's husband,
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: had to get a good bonding session.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: No way, What did you tell you just about life?
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Do you tell you about the other side? Yeah?
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: He did.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: He told you about what to expect once you made
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: your billions?
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah he did. Yeah, he was a good guy. And
• 13:36
  Speaker 6: then I drove home. Should probably shouldn't have been driving.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go drunk driving.
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: It was the morning. It was the morning after a
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: night out. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't fine.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: The only reason I didn't stop driving because there was
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: no one on the street.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Why are you driving a driver? Isn't there a rental car?
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Or wasn't there that you have to be? Uh?
• 14:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't really trust anyone else to get this
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: from point A to point B.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Who are you out with? Let's name? So fucking names.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: You're about to get the fucking dirt. Who was it?
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: It was just a I was with g Graham and
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: then like all the mean girl team.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Was it woodrof That was shit faced?
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: No, no one was drunk. I was just like study sleep.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: You just thought they were sleeperprive. Why'd you think they
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: couldn't drive?
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: I just didn't trust their ability to drive though, That's.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: What I meant, Oh, just as sober humans.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't trust that they'd be good drivers. Damn dude,
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: all of them. Oh the women, the women and Joe
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: Oh Graham could have drove. If you sucked, dick, you
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: can't drive? Got confused that it's stick shift. I uh no,
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: I just woke up and I like I slept like
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: thirty minutes through my alarm, and I wake up to
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: like hundreds of calls and people are banging on my door,
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: and I was like fuck, and I pack up all
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: my shit and I'm just in like a daze and
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: like and we get out on the road, like I
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: need to drive. Well, I was already planned I should
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: be the one that drive. I was already planned to drive.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: And then I like was like.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: They're like so for three hours, got coffee.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: I was like basically like falling asleep at the wheel.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: But I was like too far in to like pull
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: over and be like, hey, someone else needs to drive
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: becuse I'd already been driving for like an hour.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: It's already been irresponsible.
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hey guys, by the way, I'm hammered right now.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Anyone else want to step in?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Why? Why did you try to take the alpha move
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: of being the driver, like.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Because I don't like other people driving?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Who did you? Who did you tell this to? Were
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: you like, I'm driving on the way back? I got?
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: I drove the way there too.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: In the rext? Yes, Who's rental?
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: Was it Jordan's? Oh really yeah? I texted them the
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: night before and I said, I'm driving.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, you were a boss.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Well, I just like, I don't like being in cars.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: They make me anxious, and it only I'm only good
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: in cars if I'm driving. I forgot. We were talkingalking about.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: That vape that you keep on hitting because you you
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: literally can't have a sober conversation with me because it's
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: so hard to communicate you're sober.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: I just take a little pause because me and wrong
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: got in a fucking fist fight.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now my fucking arms broke. He pulled a
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I kedo move on me and fucking snapped my arm open.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Dude, I uh, I forgot we were talking about, but
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: I watched, Uh I watch but do.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: You know what we were talking about?
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: I watched Silence of the Lambs. Yeah, first time, yesterday,
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: not we two days ago.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about that. Yeah, did you uh?
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Have you seen it?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: You like it?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: What type of Chris Farley ass interview? Is this?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Like it? Did you like it?
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Who are you rooting for?
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: It?
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: Was good?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Are you rooting for Hannibal the entire time?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I always root for the bag? Yeah?
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Well, because I'm twisted, bro, I felt like a psychopath.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: I was like, should I not be rooting for this guy?
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: But then I texted my boys and they're like, now, yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: he rules.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: That's the way that the movie is kind of set up.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: You don't want him to get away and everybody else
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: it's just pussies.
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone's a pussy and the fucking serial killer and
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: that one is psycho. But he's scary. What do you
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: mean He's building the suit of girls so he can
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: wear it Hannibal, No, the Real the other serial Killer
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: in the Silence of the Lambs. You've never seen it,
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: have you? I just I watched some on like TNT
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: on a Sunday. I definitely didn't read the book you showed.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: It's a good book. I read it last night, front
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: and back.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: You definitely listened to it on tape with your fucking
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: illiterate as.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: I've actually been back on the reading read for an
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: hour last night.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Did you actually read Hannibal?
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: No?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Well you just said you read You're like today.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: And it's actually talking with you, your keys, your dumb ass.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: What are you reading?
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Uh, I'm still reading the Norm McDonald memoir going on
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: six months.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Nice. Well that's how long it takes to read some books, dude.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I did my six months book read, and I like
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: got two more books. I was like, I fucking love
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: reading now and I didn't crack either one of them
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: the entire time I was away.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: No, this book's actually good. I was like, how howling
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: laughing reading it the other night. It was a very
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: funny part where he's talking about hiring a hit man
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: to kill davidtel Yeah, which was making me laugh.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Because you know, David tel personally. No, your doppelgan never.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Actually never spoken to him before. Really, like no, there
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: would be no scenario or me and him would be
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: having a conversation.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Because you're just that humble. You know that you're like
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: in his level, but you.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Just have to wait to fucking bring it up or
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: be in his level. Uh uh?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Can you do your Hannibal impression before we get too
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: much off topic of that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't know. I don't think I have one.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Like something about putting the lotion in the basket or
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: some shit like that.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: No, I don't have one. Someone did a good one
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: yesterday on the Yak. I forget who might have been
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: big hat.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That dude's fucking hilarious, dude. We need to get him
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: back in.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: He's a good impressionist.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Dude. He's moving to Chicago, I know what the fuck
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: you know? And you're going, yeah, dude, I can't wait.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Bron just bought Bron just brought some bought some property
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: out there in west Loop. Yeah, I'm about to be
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: in the west Loop fucking channel surf.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Audrey bullets out there. You're telling me, dude, I tell
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: you about the time when I was I was I
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: was going to Uh. I was like right before I
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: was going to college and I was at Dick Sporting
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: Goods and uh, I was like getting benefit of protein
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: powder some bullshit and uh, and this fucking dude comes
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: up to me and he's like, DePaul, huh, you're gonna
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: be dodging bullets out there if I told this story before.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: And then he was like, what are you majoring in?
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, like screenwriting and he was like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: may as well be majoring in basket what do you thing?
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Just in line at the checkout at Dick Sporting Goods,
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, what the fuck? Dude?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: He owned you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: He ruined me.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: He's just two piece you to death.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, probably you just didn't say anything
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: back to him. Now, what was I gonna say? It's
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: actually a respectable field.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Actually most filmmakers, Yeah, degrees in filmmaking.
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: It was like, I'm gonna win an oscar one day.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You fucking watch Yeah, you start pulling up your best
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: YouTube hits. Yeah, actually, you know, I'm actually pretty good.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: I just watched Silent to the Lambs, Bro. You ever
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: seen it?
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: You?
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got badly owned by that dude. Yeah, some people.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Love twice he doubled down.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: People love that there are like shootings and city people
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: love to talk about how dangerous cities that they'll never
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: go to are.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Chicago's not dangerous at all. There's one part of it
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: that's dangerous, and that's the same like Saint, Like you know,
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: it's a dangerous city. Providence Place is a fucking shithole.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: It's a fucking war zone over there all the Providence. Yeah, dude,
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: it's like, was that like what is that? Was it
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: like that when you were there?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there's like turns you can't take.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Like scared for my life in the hotel room.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hotel room was a bad neighborhood, was dude.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: I tried to get a changed room because they were
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen you since Providence, bro, Like we got
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: a lot to catch.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Up on, a ton to catch up on. I fucking
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: went to a wedding and the dudes at that wedding
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: before I even went to Europe, and there were people
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: at the wedding being like, dude, Philly is the worst
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: city in the in the nation right now, Like its
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: fucking terrible.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: I think Philly's awesome.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: As we were like they're talking about like for violence
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. It's like, as we were
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: walking through this the like bowels of Center City, like
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: completely unscathed, not a bad thing happened a group of
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: like fucking twenty five people in like wedding clothes. Like
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: people are like, dude, it's so bad out here right now,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Like you really can't even go to the city. People
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: just get off on that kind of shit.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Didn't the mayor go on TV and he was like,
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: I can't wait to not be mayor anymore.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: It was like, I can't fucking.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Wait to not be mayor. It would be fair after
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: like a mass shooting happened in Philly and he's like,
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: I can't fucking wait.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: To get out of here. Just uh yeah. I mean
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: people are like people blame the mayor for mass shootings.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It's like, what is he supposed to go, like put
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a flower in every gun, be like to stop the violence.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I saw some weird ass ad
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: the other day on YouTube from the FBI about their
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: like mass shooting, Like.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Dude, that was probably a targeted ad. Dude, they're probably
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: recruiting you on the loan for not.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: How I I forgot how I saw it, but it
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: was like the ad was so weird. It was like
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: a staged mass shooting and then like they then like
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: the people would like turn to the camera and be
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: like like it was like one of those fucking airplane
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: safety commercials that they play like before you take off,
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: and it was like they'd turn and be like run.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: They're like, if you can find an exit, run, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: then like at the end there was like this weird
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: it's like this like like happy music playing and they're like,
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: mass shootings don't have to be dangerous if you're preparing.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I was like, what the fuck
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: is this?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Dude? When you get when you get involved in a
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: mass shooting, you want to make sure that you can
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: enjoy it as much as possible. Bring the but your.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: Safety is our number one priority.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: We want you to arm yourself, but also make sure
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: that you have your iPad because it might take a while.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: I like, actually I don't have it on my phone,
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: but I had it on my laptop. I like saved
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: the link so that I could show you, but so
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: you could parody it. It was funny.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: You got to do a six foot it was so
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: that yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Oh you know what it was. It was some fucking trailer.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I also, I don't fuck with like the mass shooting
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: movies that they're trying to make.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: They made the one about there was like some resort
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that shit weirds me out.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I was about to start looking for clips of that
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: movie though, and and like labeled as like when pepto
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: bismol goes in and fucks up my upset tummy and
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: just have a mass shooting.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Exactly happening like Norway.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I think we get that. We get that, Tyler, uh,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I think it wasn't in Norway or something like that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: But there is like there's like a full movie up
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Dude, there's like a bunch now. It's like it's like
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: the equivalent to when they tried to make the COVID.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: It was like COVID twenty nine, like like they made
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: it maybe made it like a week into the pandemic.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I mean there was like there's like twenty nine eleven
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: movies that happened afterwards.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and most of them suck. There's one good one
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: is the one from when they're on the plane fight.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: That one was weird because I was watching it and like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: you know what happens. But the entire time, I was like, dude,
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: they're gonna fucking take the plane. It's like, dude, they're
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: gonna stop the terrorist attack from happening.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Now know what happens If you're rooting for Hannibal Lecter,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you were definitely rooting for the terrorst Now people were.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Bad asses on the plane. Yeah, yeah, it was sick.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: But I go that you're a sociopath and you root
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: for the villains in all movies that you watch.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: I never do. That's why I was uncomfortable watching so
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Silence of the Land.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh you might have just been flipped to a sociopath.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: Because I was like, is this bad that I'm rooting
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: for the Hannibal right now? That I fucking love it,
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: And I realized the movie's not even about it's not
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: even only about him.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: That it is crazy that it just takes enough time
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and they'll just start making movies about the most fucked
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: up shit. Vietnam movies about it, Yeah, World War Two
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: movies about it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: They made the Boston bombing movie like a month after
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: it happened. Yeah, like they called like the first bomb
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: went off and they had Mark Wahlberg on.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: There's definitely some ambulance chasing screenwriters who are like as
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: soon as some shit happens, or like, I'm I'm patenting
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: this one hundred percent. I got the Uvaldi patent. Yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the first one to get this Uvaldi
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: movie off. Yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: The school shooting ones I don't like though, they're always
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: like super cheesy and it's like, also like, dude, that
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: that shit's still happening, Like, imagine like that. I don't know,
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: why would you want that?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And you're also making like money off it, Yeah, like
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you need it to exist to be able to be
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: to make the ship profitable.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: I think like a war is different, but like just
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: like a senseless like attack, it's like something very odd
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: to make a movie about.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just because you like war movies, so you're just
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: justifying it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know, am I Creer, I don't. I
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: think a lot of people are gonna agree with me
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: on this one.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Bro. I don't like any violence in movies.
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I don't even like violence in my video games. Bro.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Every one of those dudes just plays Madden.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I just was playing Madden earlier.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, Yeah, you were at work school interesting.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Stull game time bro. Yeah, I'm trying to help out
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the entire g If you were a little bit more
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: of a company man, maybe Portnoy would be off your
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: fucking ass.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: I was just out in the fucking sticks.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I know, and you didn't.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I feel like he is for the weekend.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: You just need to like publicize it more. Whenever you
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: do super company ass.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Shit, you need to get it like my company shit hard.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: I know, you need to have a Kim's podcast.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You need like a hashtag when you start doing something
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: content like content hashtag content sasas just so people know
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: that you're fucking grinding on content shit because you're you're
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: not a self promoter like that, no, and you just
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: need to let people know so Portnoy gets off your
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: back because I wasn't italy listening to his podcast where
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: he just uh where was he Like? He was like,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: SaaS doesn't know this, but we're actually helping his brand
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: out or something like that. What did he say?
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: He said, I hope he knows this. I hope he
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: knows this, which I am very well aware. Salute to you,
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: Salute to the fucking go dude. He'd like to talk
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: about me a lot. I don't really talk about them
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: that often. It's very odd bringing up every episode, who's
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: like Dave, the Boys, the big Boys.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like we talk about Dave all the time
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: on here. He probably just hears us talking about him
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: and he was like, all right, two could play that.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Guyas That's true. We do talk about Dave a Lott.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: We're always talking about Dave because he's the press exactly.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: He's our fearless leader.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: But you're up next, and that's why you just start
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: being trialed by fire. I don't know, how did it
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: make you feel when he said your name?
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, here we go.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Were you getting tweets about it beforehand?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: I watch every episode expecting the worst, just expecting to
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: be talked about worse.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I don't know. I'd never get any fucking
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: flat dah. I'm trying to get some Yeah, it's bullshit,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: be as I asked for a raise eight months ago.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: We're still talking about it. I know that marred you forever.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: He's probably just scared him in a fucking rap battle and.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably, dude, are you gonna wrap? Are you gonna wrap?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Battle?
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Josh?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Uh, I mean I would. Honestly, I got like the
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: day after I was like, oh, this could be fucking sweet,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Like this could be fun to write this and like
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: try to like do it at like a rough and
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: rowdy pay per view or something like that, and do
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: it before the event or something like that and try
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to make some money off of it. But doesn't seem
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: like Josh Pray is into it anymore. Sad to say, yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: but there are also like a few too many people
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: being like don't you don't It was the same thing,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: like you don't want to wrap battle Rone, Yeah, you
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: don't want to fuck with Roan. But you also even
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: hit me up that day. You were like, dude, are
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: you all right? Is everything?
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: I wasn't like, I don't know, it was just like
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: it was like it was a little uncomfortable. Yeah, it
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: just went on a little too long. Yeah, yeah, I
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: saw the act stats that was the last day you
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: were here. It was you weren't even here to defend
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: yourself the next day.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I defended myself that day.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: You were kind of a pussy not really a little
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: pussy boy. I said that I would beat him bitch ass,
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: aren't you?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I will I will ill battle around.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: I think Josh fucking flam your ass, bro, you should
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: help him. You spit that bar, that one bar that
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: took her five minutes to get out.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't slack clown.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't slack. I don't, he said slack clown.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but brother, that's that boy that's freaking all
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: love over there.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I do fuck with Josh Pray And I felt like
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: he kind of god a raw deal because so many people.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Were he got I mean, rough start for him. I know,
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: actually thought he was very funny.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I thought so too. I thought that he it was.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It was fine vibes. And I don't mind when someone
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: says they're gonna kill me in a rap battles, Like
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: that's like how just battle rappers like talk to each other. Yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: like the a bad person could say that they kill someone, Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: got it, Like Tyler, you're a hooper, bro. Like imagine
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: some guys are being like, I'll fucking kill you one
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: on one, and it's like you might say that to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: NBA players like you're not You're probably not going to
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And in this case, I'd.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Be the NBA player.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, if you know what the fuck I'm
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: talking about, bro. Yeah, if you know what the fuck
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, bro, dude, but you should have uh? Or actually,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: should we be banging a fucking ad real quick? Sure,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: and then we'll talk.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 29:40
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• 30:03
  Speaker 6: You thought you were swinging on my ass, I fucking
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: might thought you were swinging on my crazy ass.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: With this fucking weapon.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: Dude, I know that is a weapon.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit itchy already, though. Should I tell
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: them how I fucking broke it?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: No?
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: Save that for the Patreon.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get a Patreon if these hoes are
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: getting fucking only fans. Dude, you said lost or launched, launched,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: pat and Joey Live and excuse me for calling them hose.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. I meant to call them horse,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: these hordes getting their only fans.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Bro, why you're gonna get us in trouble?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what being a a world of truck I
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: thought that that was what it was. I thought that
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: was the two.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Things we don't do at this company. Yeah, make fun
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: of gambling content and say the H word, say the
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: h the w H word ors definition.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I just want to be dictionary correct with this.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: A prostitute Yeah, and there and their prostitutes, because why
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: explain to me.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: A woman who posts sexual material online to try to
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: get money.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: That's what it says.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says it right here.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Damn. Oh, but them bitches is crazy.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: No, they're not. Wrse. I'm just deeply jealous.
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah I'm not.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know, just I am not?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Because you just live in your You're just in your
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: own swimming.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: Lane, happy for them to get there, get in their bag.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You're not trying to get into anybody else's lane. No,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: that's how you're I know, you're just thankful as fuck
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and you're just gonna let your your bag eventually come
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I am, speaking of which I'm going to be
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: in a Phoenix, Arizona on September eighth, I believe, and
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: the ninth and the tenth.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: When do you? When are you giving up this comedy thing? Man?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't you gonna stop this? Bro?
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna be in Phoenix, Arizona nine eight through ten.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like you gave it a couple of months, and.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Then I'm gonna be in rawchet Yester, New York. You
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: kind of put your best twenty second to the twenty fourth.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: It's time to come home. Finding returning customers. I feel
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: like they've seen Yeah, that's it. It's it's gotta just
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: be the look.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: We have fun. That's what about my shows? Yeah, maybe
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: it's some more bid curiosity.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: We have a good.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Time and my shows. You know what was funny? I
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: was in Atlanta. I don't think I've told you this
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: story either. I was in Atlanta, leth House, left box,
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: no giggle hut No, this place called Earl and uh.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: The Earl, shout out to Earl.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: It's actually a good, good, good little spot. I know,
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: well good wings and nope they don't have wings. And uh,
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: this girl like it's the early show on Saturday, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: I can just hear this girl like heckling the fuck
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: out of the host and I was like, oh fuck,
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: that's annoying. And then the feature went up and he's
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: getting heckled aggressively and then it just stops out of nowhere,
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: and apparently, like af like halfway through his set, the
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: girl just like collapsed to the ground and like a
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: massive handle of vodka just flew out of her purse. Yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: and she heckled herself to death. Yeah, she like was
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: apparently she was like but like so fucked up. The
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: bartender said, like they had to call an ambulance and
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: shit because she was throwing up everywhere. And then the
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: bartender said that he was serving her. She was like, oh,
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: can I get two Red Bull vodkas and a Miller
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Light And he was like yeah, sure, and she seemed
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: like sober, and he gave them to her, and she
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: was like just standing there, just lingering, and he was like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: can I get you something else? And she was like, yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: I ordered two Red Bull vodkas in a Miller light
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: and he's like yeah, they're like right there, damn. And
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: then she starts getting like aggressive and she's like, no,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: I ordered two Red Bull vodkas and a Miller light.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: And he's like what the fuck is and he just
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: like he's like okay, and he like brings them back
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: and he takes her card and he just swipes it
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: again and it just gives her the exact same drinks
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: and then like thirty seconds later she just like goes down.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to give people like that an asshole test. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: you just can't let them survive.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Like her boyfriend, like the host was a girl, and
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: the boyfriend was like, I'll beat the fuck out of
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: you while.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: She was like on stage to the host. Yeah, why
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: because they kind of went at her or because they like,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I think he said something.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: The host went back at her, and yeah, I think so.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: But they were just like out of control.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't understand how people come to a comedy
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: show or anything public and they just don't know how
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: to act.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, do you not getting like fucked up like
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: that is more acceptable at like a concert or something
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: because you're just like having a blast. It's like a party. Yeah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: But like dude, like you're sitting down in chairs listening
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: to one person. Why do you want to be like
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: belligerently drunk for that?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Do you think that those people go in planning to heckel.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one hundred percent, because then they leave and they're like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: I fucking murdered tonight. They're like, I helped. They think
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: they think they're helping the show. That's what they think
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: they're doing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I don't understand really what motivates people like that.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: It's like, dude, you know, like they the show would
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: be fine without you doing, like people prepare the material
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: for this.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta you gotta fight a heckler sometime. You
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: need to leave the stage and fucking backhand the shit
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: out of someone, even if it's not a strong hit
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: like it just will show that you're the fucking alpha
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of the room. Yeah, you're progressing towards being an alpha,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: taking over driving duties and shit like that. You need
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: to have a confrontation with a female heckler.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never had two bad heckling experiences. That's not true.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: Some dude got kicked out of one of my shows
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: while I was on stage at the stand.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That's spicy. Yeah, that's real fucking nice.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: I told you about that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: I feel like I've told all of it. I feel
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: like I'm just I've told every single one of the
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: stories that I've asked like five.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Times, I haven't heard any of these.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: You haven't, No, I was. I was like, I was
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: on stage at the stand and there was like I
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: was like, Francis went up before me and he came
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: off and he was like, the people to the left
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: are like fucking insanely annoying, just like making jokes the
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: entire time and like talking to each other. And they
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: got kicked out in the middle of my set, and
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: uh and and I'm standing at the bar after the
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: show and they're getting kicked out of the whole because
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: they let them stay at the restaurant. They getting kicked
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: out of the whole place because they were like running
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: around like children, which was funny. They're like playing like
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: they're in a movie theater alone. Yeah, it was funny,
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: and rolling down the aisles and they're kicking they're getting
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: kicked out, and they're just one of them is just
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: pointing at me and he's going, he's racist.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: And I was like, so they were helping the show,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: because that sounds kind of funny.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: But this wasn't in This was just at the bar. Oh,
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: and it was like Saturday night and They're just fucking
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: pointing at me yelling I'm racist, and I was like, damn,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: I am a little bit.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, we gave it away.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how did you know? I pull off my hat
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: and just like all the hair is like glued to
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: the inside bald.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you peel the line off your anti tattoo. It's
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: actually a low key pro Nazi tattoo.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: That would be such a fucking turn of him.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Then, dude, so, but but you did mention Francis. How
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: about us fucking basically fucking making his career. We're basically
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Francis's fucking dads. Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: No, I'm pumped for him to come back. You gave
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: us a nice cut of that too.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should be seeing a fucking fast a bag.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Shout out to us and Eddie for keeping his name Eddie.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: Well, why did Eddie get lumped in on that?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I think because he had him on the Dave Portnoy
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Show or something like that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: I don't know, Guys, your Eddie impression last episode was
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: killing me. I didn't even like, I didn't even like
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: pick up on it while we were recording, and then
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: I listened to it after. It was so funny.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Think that I think sash are really don't understand are
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: responsible for you coming back?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like the Chicago guys don't like when
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I do a Chicago accident, almost feel.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Bad, But by those guys seem like they're fine.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they think I'm like taking the piss
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: too much out of them or something, or maybe I'm
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: social climbing.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Now you're fine.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: The I'm so curious what went on between White Sox,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Dave and Carl Too, whatever that story is.
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: I tried to text them people and no one knew.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dying to know. They must have sucked each
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: other or something like that. One of the something weird.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: They woke up and they were just like I was like, yeah,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: they came to and there.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: You fucked me?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Carl?
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Did you fuck me last night?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: He just haven't been What the fuck he knows what
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: he did? He railed me.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: That's the only thing that could have happened. What what?
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: I didn't even watch the entire thing because it was
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: like they were It was like an hour long segment
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: and it was like, wasn't it just like White Sox
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: Davy and like Carl he knows like quivering, But I
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: saw the one of the dog Walk today. They it
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: looked like they were fine.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess they pretend or they knew, or they
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: maybe they realized it's like bad for business to uh
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: like uh with some comedy stuff, like you can't really
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: pull back, Like if you're on the sports team together
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: and like two people don't like each other, like a
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: defensive end and a cornerback don't like each other, Like
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it doesn't fucking affect the game or anything like that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: But if it's like a comedy thing and you're joking
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: in his chemistry, maybe.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that shit is uh yeah, an breaking up, bro.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I know, dude, it's just my illusion of Chicago.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: You assume they all love each other.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: You assume everyone loves each other, but behind the scenes,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: nobody at barstool.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine doing a podcast with one on one
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: with someone you just fucking hate. That would suck. I know,
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: is that? Like what call her Daddy was?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I guess? So Dave and KFC did radio together, right, Yeah,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: but they openly don't like each other, which is different.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, pretending to like laugh that's actually like yeah, that
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: makes like, yeah, pretending to be like that was funny dude, Like,
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna fucking murder hate the motherfucker. I'm I would
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: like to know, though.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a news anchor being like and
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the lights go off and they're just like fucking sad. Like,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand how someone will be able to do.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: That, because it's probably something in the beginning where you're like, oh,
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: this is very fun, and then progressively you're like, how
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: this sucks ass.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But it winds up being your bread and butter. Yeah,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: PFT and fucking Big Cat hate each other.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, on the low each other.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: They're just fucking steaming at each other. Yeah, PF hates
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: how messy Big Cat is. Big Cat hates pft's volume
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: and length in his hair. Yeah, his beautiful luscious.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Let's been pushing for that haircut for a while.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I know. But until PFT gets off it, he's just
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: hogging the fucking long hair haircut. Big Cat can't wear it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: He'd he would look hilarious with long hair Cat long hair, Big.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: He should grow it out. That would be unreal. I
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: can't even imagine. I can't even imagine what he would
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: look like.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: We should have as that as a slice on the
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: We'll just big cats to grow long hair. No, no,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: big hat grows out his hair, not just anybody.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: If I grew long hair, it would just look like
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: girl's hair because my hair is so straight, doesn't there's
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: no curls.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: So straight that it would have to be a girls.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: There's no like weight like, it wouldn't be like all
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: wavy and curly like people.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think that that's a trait that's individual to girls.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Straight curly hair.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: Cool dude with like stick straight long hair. That's like
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: the kid in Dazed and Confused, and that kid was
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: a fucking nerd.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Stick straight long hair.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think of somebody who had the kid
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: from Dazed and Confused.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Luke Owen, the country singer, when he had long hair,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: it was pretty stick straight.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: Nah, Brad's is a.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Stick straight hair.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Don't even say Brad pitt bro.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Just go into the fucking barber and.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Be like, I'll show you what my hair would look
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: straight from. You know who I'm talking about. When I
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: said the kid with the long hair.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: You don't see a lot of Chinese bros with super
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: long hair. They got to stick straight hair. Is it?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Is it like being in a Catholic school in China.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: This is what my hair would look like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking sweet. Hold it up to the Catholicism
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: in the Republic of China are just real neck and
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: neck in values. Yeah, and one for one, it's the
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: fucking exact same ship, dude, they're h.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: I feel like I've seen some Asian people with long hair.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Chinese like Asian dude, can you be sure they were Chinese?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Japanese dude, Sure, Yakuza fucking all the all the Yakuza dudes.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Korean dudes, of course, Dude, you've seen long haired South
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Korean bros.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Have you ever seen a Chinese bro
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: with long hair? I think natives of the best locks. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: natives hair because they it's it's a big maybe courser,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's bigoted. I don't know. I don't know, I am,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: But just like Tomson Brothers, I think in the lacrosse community,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: they have great hair. Are they native? Ye? Native bros?
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: Lacrosse dudes, you have to have good hair to play lacrosse.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: Steve Oki, that's Japanese.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: I think Chinese some of the Benny Yeah, yeah, I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: think Chinese has one syllable names.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Have you ever seen that fuck it to use? Now
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Andrew Tate clip where he's like he's like have you
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: He's like going on a rant. He's like, have you
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: ever seen a Chinese man working for someone who's not Chinese?
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: And the guy's like, yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: He makes the most he was making the most iculous.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: He's like he doesn't know what to say after He's like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: if you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Were in Russia, actually the women would actually be like yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: they like to be looked after.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: They just dude, that's crazy, Like they just like everyone
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: just they just gathered up and they're like, yeah, this
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: guy's done. He's off everything Instagram, Twitter, TikTok Facebook.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Everyone was also like, dude, the fifteen year old boys
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: are being indoctrinated. Like he's existed for ten minutes. Dude,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: nobody actually existed for a while, has he. Yeah, he's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: been around for like ten years apparently, but he like
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: didn't pop off until like a month ago. He had
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: one tweet pop off a few years ago. If you remember,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: like him in the sports cars. He was like, this
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: is because I never saw Star Wars.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah that was really Yeah, that's my tweet. No I
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: don't even think that one was like we went like
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: super viral. It was like yeah, it was just him,
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: like yeah, Star Wars is for pussies and this is
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: why I drive a Bugatti.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: What is his accent? Where is he from?
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it's like five different fake accents.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: It's like that where he's like living, where does he live?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Like something's like a German person pretending to be a
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: British person pretending to be an American person or some
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: shit like that, Like it like makes no sense when
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: he's talking about.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: Like yeah, dude, I made a tweet about him joking
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: and all the replies were like when was the last
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: time you bought a Bugotti? I was like what the fuck?
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Like I was like, what, Oh dude, have you.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Heard the last time you had a woman is property?
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: I heard that apparently, Like he uh, like like if
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: you can't if you join his his his like group
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: like his like his program, and you leave, they like
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: don't let you back in. No, no, but like they
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: let this one dude in. And the punishment for him
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: leaving was that he had to like go into like
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: a like a like a discord group chat with all
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: the people who are in it, and they just like
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: would like send them pictures of like their paychecks, being like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: look how much money we've made while you were gone
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: fuck with the person. I don't get it, dude, because
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: the dude was like, I don't have money to pay
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: for this month. I can like I'll have money soon
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: so I can have to unsubscribe, and he was like sorry, bro.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: He's like, he's like, you're fucking up if you don't
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: have enough money already to pay for it. He's like,
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: if you're clearly you're not following the program.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe that there's like a five when
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I heard this. There's like a class of people online
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: who call people betas like and they're just dead serious billy,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: but billy. I think there's even like a little bit
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: of giant there. Yeah, Like he's like kind of like
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: fucking around a little bit. Like but they'll be like
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: dudes who are like just you can tell that they're
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: a pussy like you, you're they're a pussy, Like you
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: can see it on their face and their profile picture,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: but they're their whole profile is just calling people betas
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: all day. I don't understand it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: Even the dude that was going after Dave the exact
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: fans was like, Andrew, Andrew Tape made you look like
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: a feminist bitch a Beta.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't realize she was like going out.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: And getting your abortions.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: It's like what that's what they actually said. Yeah, because
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: there are all the dudes that like loved Dave and
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: they found out Dave was pro choice and then they
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: were like, dude, Dave's a fucking loser. Yeah, They're like,
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: you can't believe I ever followed this scumbag enjoyed nutting
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: and whoores while I'm fucking raising my nuclear family.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I four of my own children. Nice fucking lifestyle, piece
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: of shah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, enjoy fucking enjoy fucking.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm over here changing diapers, Beta, enjoy cream pies. Bro.
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: Me and my boys were going to the fucking hospital.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: My wife's about to give.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: Birth to.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I just picked up similar from the formula at six
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: this store at six am.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: I can't feed my kids this week because we're signed
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: up for eight We're all signed up for Andrew Tate's
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: life coaching program. What is anything before an abortion?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Between Andrew Tate Jordan Peterson and grant cardone my entire day.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all my money, not being able to feed your
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: kids because you're signed up to every single Life Coach program.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: But I just even like how they're they're just shitting
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: on him, like for like things that might be like traditionally,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: like you would call someone like a virgin or something
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: like that, but they're like, it's like the virgins online
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: being like, dude, have fun, fucking dude.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm getting your abortions.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Have fun wrinkling up your dick skin. Dude, mine is
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: untouched and has been for twenty eight years. Yeah, it's just, uh,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: it's a funny. It's a funny part whenever you find
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: another pocket of the Internet. It's like, it's kind of funny, dude.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: And it yeah, it is, because he's always you assume
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: everything you see online, it's like that's what everyone is seeing,
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: and that's what everyone's talking about. You don't realize that
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: there's like a whole different side.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: Always, and like the people still what we're gonna say.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, the people who are still like tweeting about like covid,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: like just didn't realize that the rest of the Internet
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: has moved on because they're still getting like the same
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: amount of interaction about like COVID shit, like, and there
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: are people who will just tweet about it like forever,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: but because they're a little corner of the internet's talking
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: about it, they feel like they're getting some kind of validation.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's those are people that just they
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: just don't they live on the internet, yeah.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Or they live for the fucking good ass like following
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that they built, like.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Other people who are like fired up right now that
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: Fauci's getting like stepping down, Yeah, he's got to get
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: ahead of it before he's in fucking prison for the rest.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Of his life, before he gets executed.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Like yo, dude, Fauci's never going to jail and he
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: probably will never face any legal problems ever.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: And same with Trump, dude.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, same with Trump, and same with every single politician.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not going to get in trouble at all.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: But people are or even like, but people.
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: Are like so convinced that they are or they'll have
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: like climate change, they'll be like like hashtag like climate
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: truth or some shit like that, and then and every
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: like you might click on a poignant tweet about climate
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: change and be like, oh, let's see what this person's
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: talking about, and then you click on it and their
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: whole thing is like talking about climate change.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Like I can't take you serious. If you've made it
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: your entire feed at all times to be shoving it
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: down our throat, that means that your interaction goes down
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: when you're not talking about what people came to follow
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you to talk about, Like you need to keep on
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: affirming that like side of your personality. It just made
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: it completely dilutes me, like truth to it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: There was this one dude on Twitter who I saw
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: was like making these tweets. I noticed it the first
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: time when like, uh, fucking Joe Rogan was talking about
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: like the like vaccine or something, and he was saying
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: like or not the fact it wouldn't have been the vaccine.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: It was like something about oh it was like Trump.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: He was saying that like he doesn't see things. Trump's
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: Trump's a moron and stuff like that. And it was
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: this dude being like all like this whole like like
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: the clip and the caption and then like in all
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: caps like retweet if you think Joe Rogan got it
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: right for once? And then I then I realized I
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: was like, I see I've seen this tweet with this
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: exact same caption. I searched the guy's account. He's got
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: like thirty tweets being like, retweet if you think Joe
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: Rogan's finally got it right on everything that he said.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Was like, dude, no, no, because it's like he's super
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: anti Joe Rogan, but then when he finally agrees with
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: him on one thing, he has to be like, retweet
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: if Joe finally got something, but it.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Sounds like he agrees with him on everything. Yeah, that's
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: what I mean though.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: But also then I looked at DU's account. Every single
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: one of his tweets has like seven billion retweets.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But there's probably like a niche community of like being like,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you do agree with everything Joe Rogan says, but you're
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: just like, oh, you just got it right this one time. Yeah,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: it could be funny as fuck, dude. You never fucking know.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Dude, it is very interesting.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: This online ship is so fucking interesting, dude. I uh,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw I was tweeting about
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: it last night.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, dude, I can't even This must have been
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: a fucking nightmare.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had. I had definitely the worst travel day
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: of my of my existence and by far. And I
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: tried not to like complain, like I really like pride
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: myself on uh on on trying to have a good
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: attitude about things. But like the entire day of travel
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: like that, there was. I waited in an hour and
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: a half line at the Doublin airport just to get
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: the customs where I was like, we got here so
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: fuck and early. My sister's like trying to get to
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the airport early. I'm like, I'd never get to the
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: airport early. I hate when people put their anxiety. We
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: waited long as fuck. Flight took off late, eight hour
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: flight got there, dude, and we sat on the runway
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: for five hours when we landed, dude, for five fucking
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: straight hours.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: That's just like inhumane.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking flight dude. I was I was
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: really about to like like fake like a medical emergency
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: and like see how they could get us off, but
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: they said that there were like a wall of planes,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: and the guy kept on being like, wish I had
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: better news for you, but none of the planes are
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: moving ahead of me. It was just fucking infurious.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: I don't need to just let you guys get on
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: the runway at that point.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Or like there were open gates right to the left,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: but they're like, well, like they don't rent out those gates.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: It's like an unprecedented thing. It's like five hours. We
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: can't just go to a fucking gate. But I was
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: looking at other people's tweets about it, They're like, you,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: there were people who got on their plane six hours early,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: and or they got on their plane waited for six
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: hours at the runway and they're playing just ran out
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: of fuel so they never got to take off. Like
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: everything that's going on at Newark is just fucked.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: I would have like, I like I would have a
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: legitimate psychotic episode.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Is that just travel? Now? Is travel just?
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: I haven't been getting it that bad recently. I got
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: we had I had an hour wait standing like sitting
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: on the runway about to take off, no after landing
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: when I came back from West Virginia. I think, actually,
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: I don't know, it was some week recently, and we
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: waited for a long time and I was getting super pissed,
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: and uh, but I haven't had I haven't been having
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: any crazy delays like I know a lot of people
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: have been getting like fucked with delays, but I haven't
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: really gotten much of that.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: And after after we like spent the five hours, like
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: drove to like the waiting lot. We're like in the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: bus on the way to the waiting lot, like a lady,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: an old lady was getting onto the bus and she
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: like stepped up and dashed her leg open, and it
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: was like fucking bleeding all down her leg. So they
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: had to like pull over the bus that we were
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: on to go get to our car, and just like
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: waited for another like half hour for an ambulance to come.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I was getting so pissed off at this injured old bitch.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Suck it the fuck up, dude, I'm trying to get home.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Everyone was being so patient, but it was like every
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: single turn of the journey was so infuriating.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Dude. Five hours, I mean you could have watched like
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: four movies. No.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I watched the entire Harry Potter twenty reunion movie that
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: was about two hours, and then five hours of.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: They keep like the Wi Fi and stuff on him,
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: like all that.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: They kept or like the TV and CVS you could
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: still watch it on. And then I watched the five
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: episodes of.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: They were bringing around like thewood and stuff they brought.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: They brought around biscoff cookies, but like once they ran
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: out of biscough cookies, there was like no food left.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: They said the rest of the food had like gone
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: rotten on the plane. It took so long, like there
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: was like hot meals and I gone rotten. What Like
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: people were just like screaming like come on. I would
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: come over there. He would come over the loud speaker
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: and people would be like, let us off.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: Just let us off, dude, that's hilarious.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: There's no like stair away. People were just like just
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: let us off the plane. Then getting pissed off at
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: flight attendants who like had no information.
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: That's flight attendants were getting pissed off, fired up. Yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: they had to be getting paid.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't get when they're on the runway.
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: Right, No, they don't.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that they only get paid when
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: they're in the air.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: Oh I didn't know that. I was saying.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: They must have been pumped getting overtime. I thought that
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: there was something where they just, uh.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: They're not getting paid on the wrong way. I would
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: just like call I would just be like, fuck this,
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: take the bisk take the bisk off you want them, yeah,
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: just like throwing them out like yeah, yeah, I would
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: not give a fuck about what's going on.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Well, they they just kept on coming over the loud
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: speaker and being like, uh, please everyone, like take your
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: seats and fasten your seatbelts. And then they moved the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: plane like one foot. So at the end I was
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: just like no, like I'm not sitting down. I'm not
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: gonna standing for people standing. Yeah, dude, I was like
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: walking around like my dad was at the front of
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: the plane, like I was like going out to try
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: and like talk to my dad, Like.
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: Fuck Jesus, dude, that's a nightmare. It was a big
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: It was big ass play. I'm assuming it.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Was pretty big, but like for international fight. It was
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: only two sides, so it wasn't even like three rows
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: across or so. It wasn't crazy, but probably as small
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: as it gets for an international fight. It wasn't that
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: fucking Uh. It was super infuriating. But I watched so
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: much Curby Your Enthusiasm that I don't do you like
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Kurby your Enthusiasm? Yeah?
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: I like it in doses.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had too big of a dose, and it
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: made me. It made me kind of sick to my stomach. Oh.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: I think it's a very very funny show, but I
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: think a lot of it. I mean it's every.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Episode is one character someone like fucking like has like
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: a play to lasagna and then like steps on a
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: potato chip and like spills the lasagna on a couch
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and they're like, well, well you gotta clean up. Every
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: single episode is I mean, what season were you watch arguing?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: I think the most recent one.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: Oh well yeah that's dude, that's the worst season. Like
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: the new The new seasons aren't all right, that's not
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: my fault. Yeah, the new seasons aren't nearly as funny
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: as the old ones. Though.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like too many colam or it's
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: just so calamitous. I just don't like that type of comedy.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Bro, I don't like calamity comedy, Dude.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I don't like when everything goes wrong. That shit does
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: not tickle my fancy. Or it's just like they're yelling
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: at each other, like why you're supposed to clean up?
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what a lot of the news stuff is.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: The old stuff is very funny. Yeah, yeah, the old
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: ones are very very fun.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's I think you were right about it
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: being in doses. I think I just had I just
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: overexposed myself.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean because the most of the show it's
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: like the same.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Hair.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: It's like all one based on Larry David and it's
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: all like one formula for jokes.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And he's also like made a mountain out of
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: like all the mole hills, like there's nothing else for
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: him to turn into like a thing that being like, well,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: actually I think that you should fucking like you've been
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: out of this way or some shit like that. He
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: just kind of exhausted all the little things that he
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: can convetch and complain about.
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I think I think it's a funny show.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: I've been on a big Seinfeldt tick recently, just because
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: it's always on Comedy Central when I'm in hotels, and
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: that show is fucking funny.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I never because everyone's always like, oh, Jerry Seinfeldt,
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Like it's just like one of those like Twitter things.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: People were like, oh, Jerry seinfeld fucking sucks, like he's
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: not funny at all, which maybe he's not, but the
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: show is.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not on that side of Twitter.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Twitter is just like, oh, if this person's good at
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: something and I hate them.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just get to a consensus or no, one's
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: at a consensus where everyone likes them.
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: No, it's like that. It was like a big thing
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: a while back, was like Rick and Morty fucking sucks.
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: Like I hate anyone that likes Rick and Morty. And
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: then I was like, I was like, yeah, dude, I
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: do too. I was like, fuck Rick and Morty. I've
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: never seen it really, but I was like, that show
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: fucking sucks, just because everyone on Twitter was like that
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: show sucks. And then I watched it. I was like,
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: this show's awesome.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: It's awesome.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this show is hilarious.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like uniquely hilarious.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know, I don't understand when
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: people were hating on it so much.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Hilarious in a fun and exciting way.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's literally a good show.
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• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Been on a family vacation before?
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: Ah? Yeah we we. We used to go, or I've
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: been on a few. We we didn't really, we didn't
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: really go on money family vacations though when I was younger.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: My mom wants to do one next summer really badly,
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: so we might do that.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Well, you better put some money together so you could
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: pay for it.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're a breadwinner now, so covering it. Huh,
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: it's my treat.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: It should be, dude, It really fuck it should be. Yeah,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I'd never been on like a full family vacation.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Before, like a fault, Like what do you mean.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Like only my family going on the vacation only to vacation,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: so I go on to visit other family members for
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: like Christmas or so like that, or like I've been
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to like the beach, but I've never been on like
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: an adventurous vacation for the entire time with my family.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how was it?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: It's fucking wild, dude. You really find out a lot
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: about about people and your family.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: That is just like was it your extended family too
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: or just no, it.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Was my my dad, my mom, my sister and her
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: husband and my wife and uh did you just like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: find out like I found out that my dad when
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: he goes to different countries, he like talks in the
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: accent of the country.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: That's so funny.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious, and like he'll like he'll even like when
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: we were Italy, he would like he would like struggle
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: for words, like he was like it was a second language.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: That's so like, why are you guys going to Ireland afterwards?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: And they'll be like it is their uh, their heritage.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: But then like we would get to Ireland and he'd
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, like, what what are you saying about
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: the about a pintraft towards?
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: That's so funny because they definitely can all tell it's fake,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: right exactly instantly.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I remember like when we were growing up,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: like he'd be ordering Indian food on the phone and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: he'll be like, I'll have ben Josh chicken and corna.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: He'll just throw on like just a little bit of
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: a Does he think it makes them like be able
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: to understand.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe or maybe he doesn't know he's doing it.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: He's just having fun.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he's having because he will like he'll like
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: fully talk in an accent to me, like he'll just
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: be like ah out, but so he knows he's working
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: around when he doesn't be. I don't know what his
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: true intention is when he's talking to somebody else.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, does he?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: You guys slam any guinnesses?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I slamed a ton of guinness. It was fucking good.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: But people people talk about I don't know what the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: difference they're They're like, oh, this place has the best
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: guinness in fucking town.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: I could, I could give you the rundown brother, what
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: makes a good Guinness? No, I'd have to have a
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: Guinness in front of him tell you that.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. Like, what makes one places
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: guinness better than another place is Guinnis And they're like.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: The way they clean, if they cleaned the pipes, that's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: what they said, stored what temperature it's stored at?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: How do you know all this?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Colin told me. He gave me. I went out to
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: a bar with him and he gave me like a
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: two hour rundown of what makes a good guinness and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: what doesn't really. Yeah, I was fascinated.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I went over there. I went over there with the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: intention of having a lot of guinness. I drank guinness
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: until my asshole blood. Yeah, and uh. I also had
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: the kind of preconceived notion that the food was gonna
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: suck in Ireland. Didn't really suck.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: What kind of food did they even eat over there?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: I had a decent amount of fish and chips. Yeah,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: some good fishing somewhere to London or England.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, have you been to England?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: I just went over there.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Eats fish and chips, right, yeah, I guess. I guess
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: fish and chips is like a British thing, but I did.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I just don't know to compare it to London. I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: just don't. I haven't had their fish and chips, but
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: I assume.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: It's probably Italy.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I was eating good, dude. I was eating Bronzinos, like
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: full fish salting, crusted.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: Sea bream and like a nice Italian meal.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: So some we all do some spaghetti and meatballs tonight
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: for dinner. Yeah, talk about that some real and it's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: the only word I know in Italian mercy.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is one of the best. What about bonjour?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: You know mer or like German a little sasquad, you
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: know any French, Yeah, mercy and French work.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: What the fun was I thinking of glassy? Well, I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: was doing a good French accent then, because I was
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: doing a French saying the word that I thought was Italians.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I also went to Pompeii. Uh, Pompeii was fucking
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: kind of fire, dude.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what that. I've never heard of
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: that in my entire life.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I've been there. It's kind of sweet, right, Yeah, it
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: was like I mean, it's a city that was it
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: was like in seven hundred or some shing like that.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure in seven hundred there was a volcano,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Mount Vesuvius that fucking wiped out this entire city in
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: volcanic ash. Like the ash like like literally landed on
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: everyone and like crushed everyone to fucking death. That's why
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: there's have you ever seen You've probably seen the dude
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: like frozen in time, like beating his dick off or whatever. No,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: never saicture. No, I don't think so I've ever seen
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: its beating off. You've found full brothels there, right, it
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: was full brothels it was, and that was like the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: most well preserved part of town. But like the red
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: light district. First off, the way that the town is
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: laid out, we haven't had that many technological advancements. There's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: like lead pipes in the town where they had like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: hot water going from town to town. They had like
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: fucking fast food restaurants. A major part of the city
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: was dedicated to prostitution. Like the city was like into
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: nine districts, and one of the nine districts was just
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: all prostitution. It was just like a full on red
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: light district. It's crazy, with like a point and pick
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: menu where they just had like like mosaic drawings of
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: a dude blowing a girl's back out and you could
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: just go in and be like I want that one
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: and just fuck a girl in like a cement slab
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: or some ship like that. It was crazy.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: That sounds crazy.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: They were way more advanced than we was.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: Pretty cool though. I'd like to see that.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but now you can get some extra pictures they
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: didn't post on Instagram. Oh yeah, yeah, you get the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: good ass pictures. The modern brothel. Yeah, it was fucking
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: yeah exactly, that's real. It was, Uh, it was kind
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: of fire. I don't know. You had a good time
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: running around there? Right? How was that song?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: No wild?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: This boy has milk in his throat?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: Why then would they make this world's card crumbling down?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: There's like an amphitheater. You're right, those profits go to
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: victims for but steel you think, I hope.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: So I never understood that. Why, Like, like we when
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: we were in high school, our school would go to
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: Disney World for if you were in like band, chorus
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: or or the orchestra, and you would go and like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: perform there and it'd be like a big trip because
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: like a bunch of kids at my school were in
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: those programs. And I was like, who's this for?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Dude? I went and for my when I was in
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: grade school because I was in the choir, the school choir,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: and they had it was like singing competitions, and it
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: was a massive auditorium, dead empty.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, why are they when we came in.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: First place in our division or whatever? There was two
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: there's two schools in each division, so everybody comes in
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: either first or second place. Dude, I've had theories about this.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Is that the same for those cheer Championships at Disney
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: probably have these World Championships that every single team wins, Yes,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: everyone that wins the world.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: Have you ever been to one of those? Well, my
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: bet when I was really young. It's so funny, dude,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: like there, because it's always just like this E. D
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: M song and then like in the middle of it,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: it's like gold ragged, like an intense bass drug. Yeah,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: it's a great It's always just like this like it
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: literally every single one. It's like a song and then
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: just in the middle it's like the matt they say
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: the mascot and.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: A girl like rolls her ankles and then is like
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: sobbing afterwards.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that ship's always depressing as fuck. Yeah, Like that
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: happened at one of our pep rallies when I was
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: in high school. Someone got fucking dropped and then they
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: just have to like fake the smile.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: And then their coach definitely goes in the back and
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: like yells at that, Yeah, you almost broke smile there,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: you fucking idiot. I don't care if you're I don't
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: care if it's a compound break, get the dead out
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: of your skull. Put We got the semifinals in fifteen minutes.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Look alive, bitch, You're lucky we didn't get eliminated with
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: your stupid mistakes. Those are the meanest women in the world.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Like dance coaches, Oh yeah, they're hardcore five, six, seven,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: and eight?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: Are they actually or is that just because you watch
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: Dance Moms and assume that's what it was all like
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: they are me no, and dance Moms, Yeah, it's a
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: reality show or like cheer Moms, all these fucking shows.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: You think that they're not going to do a show.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I think they're inherently like evil women, Yeah, because it's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: just putting a lot of like success they didn't have
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: they want to see And yeah, I mean.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: There's definitely that, But I think that's any coach. I
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: don't think they're doing They're not going to do a
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: show and be like, look at this wholesome dance group.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I just think it's a lot more vain in
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: on in like dance than it is about aesthetics. It's like,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: but I agree that that most coaches are bad people,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: though I really can't think of a lot of coaches
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: people were like, will suck their dick, being like I
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: was a little league coach. It's like, yeah, you berated
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: in eighth grader about fucking not legging out of seeing
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: eye single or some shit like that. So also, we
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: had coaches in the Little League who didn't have kids. Yeah,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't about that. That shit's real weird. Yeah, that's very creepy.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: We had a lot of kid coaches in like high
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: school that were like no correlation to the team or anything.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: They just wanted to coach high school sports.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Freshman football coaches might be the worst people in the world. Dude.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I like didn't join the freshman football team because I
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: was like scared the dude was going to be mean
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: to me because I heard about him like spitting in
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: like fourteen year old's faces telling them he was going
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: to fuck their mom.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, dude, I was.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I know that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: That's like what I was on the lacrosse team in
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: eighth grade the one year I played, or maybe I
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: played seventh and eighth grade, And dude, those coaches were nuts.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: And until like twenty ten, you could like grab a
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: kid by their faces. Yeah them.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: That happened to me multiple times. Well, especially in hockey.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: The dude would I think I've told this. I know
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: I've talked about this, but I would do this program,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: this like skating class where like everyone that played hockey
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: would you go do it was like Sunday and like
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: if you weren't like skating hard enough, the guy would
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: grab you with a hockey stick and like pull you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: in and then grab the grab your mask and like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: I remember his breath just smelling so bad as he
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: just screamed with my face. Yeah, it's actually like he was.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: He was kind of cool. He was a nice guy,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: but he was just a fucking he was like a drill.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: He was like a drill sergeant.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they're terrible to people to give access to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: children too, but they're probably great to like as a kid.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: As a kid, I liked it.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I had like one crazy coach that had to get
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: like removed from the league, but we all loved it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, just dude, like two days in the summer
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  Speaker 1: and ship. It was like inhumane to the parents, but
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: we thought it was cool.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, But a lot of the fucking the thing was
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: for the lacrosse thing, Like it was so big in
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: my hometown. Like he was like that was like our
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: legacy was lacrosse, and it was mostly the ship that
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: I didn't like was how fucking corny it was. They'd
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  Speaker 6: be like, I forget what the fucking slogan was that
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  Speaker 6: they used. It was like dedicate, like oh, tradition never graduates,
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  Speaker 6: and we'd all like put our sticks in there that
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: shit like that ship gives me PTSD. I was by
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: far the I was probably the worst lacrosse player that
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: that town has ever had ever in the entire history
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: of the town.
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  Speaker 1: They've never produced such an unathletic boy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was. When I was running this morning, I
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: was literally just like I was like why, It's like why,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: why is this? Why am I built like this? Like
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: why are these? Why is the how? How am I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: so on athletic?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a myth that people can like get
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: strong or athletic or something like it's either you're born
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: to like a dad who's athletic as fuck, or like
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: it's just sh it ain't happening.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why that's why I fuck with like the
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: exercise bikes or like the stair mats, Like you can't
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: look on athletic doing that. He literally puts you in
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: the form that you're supposed.
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  Speaker 3: To be in.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: When I'm when I'm running dude, my legs, Like my
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: legs are like swooping out to the side and then
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: like it's literally like my stride is like, yeah, it
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: looks insane.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: You do have the body mechanics of like an early robot.
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  Speaker 3: That was like.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: Like how they fucked him up?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: Ever, I remember when I was remember when I was
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: in school, I would like catch a glimpse of myself
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: walking in the reflection. I would be like I'd had
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: to be like, I gotta fix this. It's like I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: looked like a freak.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: It is terrible mirrors catching a wayward glance at a mirror. Rough.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that video is always the worst.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I can't believe we even have a job where we
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: could just like be on video and yeah, now my
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: fucking dumb ass, ugly ass, Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: My crazy white ass.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: The fuck, bro, you're fucking stupid white ass dude. I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: was getting recommendations from column while I was out there.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: He put me onto some good spots, bro, I.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Know I saw all the recommendations. Yeah, you should have
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: came through. I was in the group chat, bro, I know,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: should have came out. That's that's our group chat where
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: we kind of just fuck around.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's locker room talk.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, bro, if that got out, we're fucked. No,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: that group chat cannot get out to the public.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Dude. I was in the the hotel when I was
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: in Ireland and there was like.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: Uh, nice hotels or shitty hotels.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: This one was okay. I mean the hoteltel for Italy
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: was the like the nicest. Oh really it was the
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: most beautiful. But this hotel was like I found it
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: because I was like searching out the best, most beautiful,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: fucking possible hotels in Europe.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: All the hotels that we say that were like they
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: were like so tiny. I mean I liked them, but it.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Was like it was like where Andrew Schultz like spent
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: his honeymoon or something. I saw, not his honeymoon.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: It was the same hotel that I SLTZ money, I mean,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: not got Schultz money.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: Back from him. I should buy it back now, And
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: so you want to put it out on the barstool website, just.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Buy his special Yeah, he said we could bootleg it now,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: just put it up on my YouTube.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: Can you even watch it specially anymore? Or is that
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: thing just gone now forever?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I think he said he put it on YouTube. Yeah,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: it's you can watch it seven seconds ahead of time.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: But at this hotel in Ireland, though, I like, uh,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: I was like my back was fucked up. So I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: was like, because we were just doing an activity every
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: single fucking day, yeah, just overplayed everything. So I was like,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I'm getting a massage this day. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I went into GET and they're like, all right, you
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: can go change in this locker room and it was
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: like a full on sports locker room of old men. Dude.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: I walked in and it was the nakedest old man
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: in my fucking life and they were just chilling.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they're always like talking pure.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Gaelic to each other. It was like locker room talk
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: of like only Gaelic with a dude's fucking foot up
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: on a bench and yeah, Irish dick swinging so aggressively
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: in my face. It was like the Mona Lisa's eyes.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Everywhere I went, the dick like followed me throughout the room,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: like it was always in my eyeline or whatever it
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: was it was. And I don't really have like I
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: didn't have an extensive sporting background where I was ass
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: naked in a locker and so it was like it
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: was about as much time as I spent.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: Around that shit always catches me off guard.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Dudes. Yeah, it was like a disgusting locker room with
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: like a wet, like hairy floor. It was just like
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: fucking row old. I can't believe there were so many Irish,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: so many Irish old men in there, just fucking talking shit.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: Probably just like dudes having fun. I mean it's Europe too,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: I know they were like they embraced that. Yeah, they
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: embraced their sexuality.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: They came into the lot.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: I'm like in America where we're forced to hide it.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fucking fact, dude. They get they get
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: fucking busy, Dude, they get ass naked out and write
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: that down. When are you going to When are you
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: going to do a little European leg to the tour?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Are you going to Australia first?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know, dude. I want to go to Europe.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: I want to go to Alaska and I want to
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: go to back to Denver. I want to visit my boys.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Your boys are in Alaska, No, well some of them
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: miss your boys.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 6: I want to visit my boys out in Denver.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: My boys, I guarantee you'll get back to Denver. I
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: guarantee you, brother. Let me see when I'm going to Denver.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going sometime this fall for some for
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: like a gambling some kind of gambling shit. Dude, you
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: got to come out with me. Sass you in? Did
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: I count you in? Ohg are you fucking sure? Why
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: do you want to go to Alaska because nicking kber
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: out there?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: No, I've just always I've wanted to go visit that.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: I think it looks cool.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: I fucking miss those guys, Manos Bro Boys. October twenty third.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Oh that's my birthday.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: Oh it's oone's birthday. Dude, you're gonna miss the case.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: It's a Saturday for Sunday. Oh holy dah.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we got to fucking.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Hit church together. That'll be fun. You're trying to link
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: up and worship for sure? Are you on your pagan shit?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Ireland's pagan as fuck, dude. That's why they have all
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: the leprechaun shit. You know that they don't fuck with like,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: you can't say anything about leprechauns second American thing. Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And they also don't call them car bombs. That's offensive.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: It's like a slur there.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that, you did, I didn't say it?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah good.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: My wife was trying to get some car bombs. I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: was like, please don't.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 6: What do they call them there?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Uh? Nine to eleven?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that would be so funny, like they actually might.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: You can't fucking call it then? Yeah, it's a nine
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: to eleven. Yeah, that is fucked up. They had some
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: box tea over there, blood sausage. Yeah, I don't know, dude.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I the whole time, I was just like, I wish
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: sass was out here, man, what was the break How
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: many days in Ireland? How many in Italy? Five in Ireland?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Three in Italy? Nice? It was a nice little breakdown.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Was my dad's birthday, so you know what I mean.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: He was of his boys in Ireland that like he
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: might never see again.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: Friends live in Ireland.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had college boys from Ireland. Oh yeah, so
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: he was booling with his boys. Was like, dude, he
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: might not not get to link with his boys again.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: So I was like, damn, let's link up with the boys. Damn.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: That's sick.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's awesome. But yes, we kind of in the podcast.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what time hung we've been going looking, going for
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: a good bit. Buck twenty two, buck twenty two fuck yeah,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: bro shit, that's light work. Congrats to Francis for coming backs.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: Co C sass in fucking Phoenix, Phoenix, Rochester.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the city this weekend.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: So well that's not for enough, that's not for a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: couple of weeks. So go get those tickets before they go.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: You know, yeah, go get them tickets before they go.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: You know, it comes to Row in Manhattan. He's just
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: gonna be chilling find me. I'll be posted, all right,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: see you guys, uh soon, sooner than later, maybe what?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm hungry as fuck.