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Eddie Trunk vs. The Grammys: Unpacking The Rage (2017 Archive) · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what's happening?
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: This is Snake from Skid Row and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's Metallica right here on your classic metal show from the rain
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: to lightning release that is fight fire with fire and Wait a minute.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_00: That wasn't Metallica.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: No?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't see Lady Gaga singing on it.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're right.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: Lady Gaga was not on that track.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: So that couldn't have been Metallica, would it?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: No, not at all.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: But you must have been reading my mind because you sent that link over
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: and I had it already pulled up.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, good.
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  SPEAKER_03: But our favorite whipping boy, Eddie Trunk...
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  SPEAKER_03: Trunkster.
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  SPEAKER_03: The purveyor of all that is metal.
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  SPEAKER_00: He is the spokesman.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: He is.
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  SPEAKER_03: He basically was losing his shit.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was.
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  SPEAKER_03: Over the fact that, you know, on the Grammys playing Metallica when Megadeth won.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, he's right about that.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: That was pretty shitty, too.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: How could they fucking do that?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, at some point, Dave Mustaine was part of Metallica.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, but that's not what they're celebrating.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: I understand.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_03: I get it.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's take a listen to this.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: But I guess they stream it, okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: So you can see the pre-awards that they don't televise.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: And when Megadeth...
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: What is wrong with his voice?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: He's getting very emotional here.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: Is that what it is?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: I thought he was an adolescent 12-year-old boy.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: as much as I love what we call classic metal and the reason I started this show,
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  SPEAKER_03: I've never gotten this emotional over any band or any song or any artist
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  SPEAKER_03: or anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's something I enjoy, but not to the point to where it changes my life.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, but when I'm drinking, I'll get all hyped up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, a lot of times,
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  SPEAKER_00: if I'm...
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Me and Drake,
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: John, will absolutely get all drunk, and we will argue about fucking bands.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, not argue like, well, fuck you.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just a friendly... Yeah, it's more like...
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  SPEAKER_00: Debate.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's a debate.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: It's more of the...
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, how can you possibly say Fear of the Dark was a good Iron Maiden album?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Are you fucking crazy?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's arguments like that,
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: and then we'll just argue the points of that and go on for way too long.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: But, you know, but yeah, to do it like Ed's doing here, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: But he is the spokesman for everything metal, so.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: True.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, with him being the leader, maybe he has to take this kind of a stand.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Kind of like Donald Trump with the country.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Similar.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Runs the country, and he runs metal.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: A few people just told me this.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is mind-blowing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mind-blowing.
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  SPEAKER_02: After 12 nominations, Megadeth finally wins.
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  SPEAKER_02: They finally win.
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  SPEAKER_02: And when they announce the band won, The house band played Master of Puppets by Metallica!
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  SPEAKER_00: Eddie, take it.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit!
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  SPEAKER_03: Really, Ed?
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_03: Dude!
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  SPEAKER_02: They didn't play a Megadeth song!
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: How could they not be ready with Symphony for Destruction?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_00: A Toodle-a-Mod, you cocksuckers!
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: He's really getting amped up.
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  SPEAKER_03: He is.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_03: Take a drink of water, man.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: Calm down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you fucking kidding me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, language.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like you couldn't make that shit up.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: Is this really Eddie?
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Eddie dropping some language.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_02: They played They have finally awarded Megadeth a Grammy.
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  SPEAKER_02: And in Mustaine's big moment,
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  SPEAKER_02: which he openly wanted and congratulations to him,
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  SPEAKER_02: they played a song by the band he helped founded and has a notorious history
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  SPEAKER_02: of having had a falling out with.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the hell is wrong with this guy?
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  SPEAKER_00: He's out of breath.
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  Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like losing his
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  SPEAKER_03: shit over this.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a grown 50-year-old guy.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_03: 50-plus-year-old guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe they did it!
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe they did it!
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  SPEAKER_02: No!
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: How do you... Where do you even... What do you say?
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they both start with M. What do you say?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: !
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  SPEAKER_02: What do you fucking say?
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: What is his problem?
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  SPEAKER_00: He's losing his shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: He is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, Dad.
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  SPEAKER_02: How?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like they knew Magadeth was going to win.
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  SPEAKER_02: Someone knew.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so this...
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  SPEAKER_02: That's Alex's production of my blood and heart about to explode.
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  SPEAKER_02: But this is great.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is utter absurdity.
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  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even know.
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  SPEAKER_03: How does it go from like one voice to the other and then recover and then go back
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  SPEAKER_03: into that high-pitched girly voice?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, this is great.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: This is crazy.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is really something.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's Alex's production, my heart and blood pressure.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is crazy.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's my heart pressure.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's just too much.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you believe they fucked it up?
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  SPEAKER_03: So what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I agree it's a fuck up, but dude, take a breath.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_03: So what?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: Anymore winning a Grammy or being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
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  SPEAKER_03: of Fame is almost meaningless.
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  SPEAKER_03: Almost?
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you think that it sells any record?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not talking from a commercial standpoint.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just mean the honor is meaningless.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you name five rock bands in the last 10 years that have won a Grammy?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: Literally, I have not watched the Grammys in 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've never watched it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I've ever watched it once.
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  SPEAKER_00: I saw Bret Michaels get leveled, but that wasn't the Grammys, was it?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was the Tonys.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why was he on the Tonys?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: God only knows.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't watch award shows.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_00: Are there any award shows that you would watch?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_00: Not a one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even if like Golden Gods?
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  SPEAKER_00: Not even one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you watch that?
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: No, of course not.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stupid.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: Did you watch your own thing with Braverman?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_00: Did you watch it back?
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
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  SPEAKER_00: I saw it on the YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you did watch that at least?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but that was just because I was there.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you were on it.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's why you watched it.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_02: This happened until today.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got a whole shit ton more stuff to talk about that actually did it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, look at Eddie just throwing the words out there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Shit ton.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_03: I like it.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_03: I like the new Eddie Trunk.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's been listening to us.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_00: I tell you, Neely,
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: considering his standing and your standing and now that he swears,
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: I might be firing you from your own show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, probably right.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: Probably get Eddie.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_00: I get Eddie on here.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_00: The Eddie and Chris show.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: This one you guys maybe didn't even see, but this happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's unbelievable.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's unbelievable.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_03: Why is it unbelievable?
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  SPEAKER_03: Somebody fucked up.
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  SPEAKER_03: So what?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, imagine that.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: People who are not fans of metal,
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_03: people who probably don't even know who Megadeth is on that production crew.
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  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: They have no idea.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_03: Megadeth, what is that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that like some rap group or what is that?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, here's the sheet music.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, by the way, there's another band called Metallica.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_03: Don't get them mixed up now.
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  SPEAKER_03: One says Megadeth.
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  SPEAKER_03: The other one says Metallica.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: Even though they're very similar sounding, don't mix them up.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a fuck up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's be honest.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's definitely a fuck up.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the Grammys between that and the not having Hetfield's microphone working.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_03: And having some,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: bimbo girls pretending like they're moshing, but they don't really know how to mosh.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_00: And I didn't see it, but I know Adele had some kind of fuck up, too.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what her fuck up was,
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  SPEAKER_00: but there's a big deal about her having to start her song over or something.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the Grammys were all fucked up this year is basically the message here,
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_00: is that the Grammys were all fucked up this year.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, but why is Ed so pissed?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_00: You know, they didn't fuck up his performance.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, because...
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_03: Because they're shitting on metal gods.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: They're not showing them the proper respect.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: And he's what, Officer Eddie?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he is.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's policing this action here.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_00: Metal policeman Eddie Trunk?
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: He is.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: I don't disagree with him, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, congratulations to Megadeth.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like to look at it as a lifetime thing.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: Not that Dystopia is a bad record.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's a great record.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_02: But...
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: Do you really think anybody in the voting committee was ABing it against Rustin Peace?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, come on.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, of course not.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: They don't even know who Megadeth is.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: They're just saying, oh, well, we got to add a metal category.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, who had a record this year?
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_00: And they went with the second biggest name.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, well, Metallica's on the show, so we'll go with the next biggest name.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: Who would that be?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think there's a guy named Dave something or other.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: I think he was part of Metallica at some point.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll have him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did they have a record this year?
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  SPEAKER_03: I think so.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's get
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: them on.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: Let's be honest.
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  SPEAKER_00: The Grammy should have gone to Death Angel.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: But come on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Death Angel's not a big enough band.
• 11:12
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• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: Good thing Tenacious D didn't have a record out or Megadeth may have lost.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: That's kind of funny.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's a funny line.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_03: Because Jack Black is more known than Dave Mustaine.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's a good line.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_03: Thank God Jethro Tall didn't have a record out this year.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: Thank God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: Unrelievable.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: Stop with the unbelievable.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: It's not unbelievable.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody fucked up and these people have no idea who these people are.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: They're not music aficionados.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: They're not.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: It happened and I believe it did, so
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  SPEAKER_03: it's believable.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's believable.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: Ed, they're not people who dwell on this day in and day out.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: They just go, hey, I got a job.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_03: I need to put together some shit for this Grammy show.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: Would his head have absolutely exploded if it was UFO?
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: If it was UFO and they played like fucking some Shanker song?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_00: Instead of playing a UFO tune, if they played like an MSG tune?
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine UFO for the first time ever getting recognized and they came out
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_00: and just shit on him?
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_00: Played a UDO tune or something?
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it would cause him a heart attack.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: His head would fucking explode.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe they should.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_02: Please.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_02: They played Metallica while introducing Megadeth.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so?
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  SPEAKER_02: As the winning band for their Grammy.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Break.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: We'll come back.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: Well, if Dave Mustaine didn't throw
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_03: a bitch about it, then what's the problem?
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_03: Well, according to what I've heard and read,
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: Dave didn't even realize that there was a Metallica song being played anyway.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: But he didn't bitch about it after either.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, so what?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, whatever.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_00: I got the fucking little trophy for my trophy case.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_03: But here's the thing.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: And most people, and only because you and I are jaded fucks anymore.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_03: These kind of shows,
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_03: be it the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction,
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: be it the Grammys,
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: be it any kind of award show,
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_03: especially when it's something that's on the fringe or not necessarily
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_03: the most mainstream, these people have no idea.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: They have no idea.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_03: They're not fans.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_03: They don't care.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like, oh, this next guy up, what's this, Megadeth?
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_03: And they're just like,
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_03: yeah, they won the Grammy for Best Heavy Metal Performance or whatever it was.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, slot them in there at number 10 or whatever.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, okay.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, by the way, we're going to do a performance with another metal band, Metallica.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I remember those guys.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't they have like that Enter Sandman or something like 30 years ago?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's that same band.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_03: They're still around?
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're still around.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: They're going to pair them up with Lady Gaga.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_03: How's that going to work?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, don't worry about it.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_03: We'll figure it out.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it'll work.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: They're not fans.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: They don't care.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a show.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_00: It means nothing.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's we got to fill three to four hours and sell commercial time.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's all
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_03: it is.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_03: It means nothing.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: So to be losing your shit over this, Eddie, you should know better.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: You've been in the business long enough.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: You should know how this works.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that was before.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_00: Now he's the voice of metal.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_00: He has to represent.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: He's showing that his metal card,
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: his metal club card has fucking got number one on it,
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: and it's gold-plated, my friend.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't consult me, goddammit.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: I should have been running the metal wing of the Grammys this year.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe next year he will.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: The metal wing.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe next year they'll hire him as the official metal consultant.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right, whatever.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_03: Hale and Kill Caller, you're on the air.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Jeremy from Kentucky here.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_03: Who is this?
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_01: Jeremy.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: Jeremy from Kentucky.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, what's up there, Jeremy from Kentucky?
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: Are you the nigger caller?
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_03: Our friend Jan from Finland, he said, what's up with allowing these nigger callers?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a nigger caller.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what he said.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: I think he might have been referring to you, but we're not positive.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's a possibility, man.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: But nevertheless, we like having you call.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: So what's on your mind tonight?
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'll just tell you, this Grammys deal is just ridiculous.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: So do you actually get TV down in that part of the country?
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_01: I got satellite, man.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: All right, man.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: You're in modern times.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, but here's the thing.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_01: This is how worthless the Grammys is to me.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_01: I even knew Metallica was going to perform, and I didn't even record it.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let me ask you something.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: How would you have recorded it?
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a VCR available?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: I got DVR.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: You are in the modern age.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: We got a few good things here in the mouth.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: All right, nice.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_03: So if you knew Metallica was performing on the Grammys,
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_03: would that have been something you would have DVR'd and actually saved
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_03: for posterity reasons?
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, no,
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'd have probably just went and caught it on YouTube later,
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: because I'll just tell you, I just had a strange feeling it was going
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: to suck ass.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_03: And did it suck ass?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: That was not the word.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like, first off, I didn't know they were going to pair them with Lady Gaga.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: That was a train wreck to begin with.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why don't they just let these bands, like, just let them play their shit?
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_01: Why do you have to pair them up with all these other singers?
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: Are you trying to draw in younger fans or what?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_01: I just don't get it.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, had Metallica been on the Grammys and performed as a solo band,
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: would that have been a reason to break out the shotgun and go outside and shoot into
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: the air?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: They've been a little better, anyway.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: They've been a whole lot better if James and Mike would have worked.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe they could have actually salvaged the performance,
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: but that just sealed the deal or occurred.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: I read something,
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if this is true or not,
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: but I read that they didn't allow Metallica's sound guy to do the sound shit,
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: and I guess the guy working the Grammys obviously fucked it up.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: So there's one guy working the Grammys, is that how you put it?
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: Now like, I read that He's on Facebook, but it had to be true, you know?
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_03: Chris can tell you that.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: He's a Facebook guy.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, apparently they've had the same sound guy since 84,
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: and they didn't let him do it,
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: and they think that's why it got fucked up, but, you know, that's just what I read.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know if that's true or not.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: So are you reporting fake news without verifying the sources?
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got it from CNN.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you're down in the southern part of Kentucky.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: There's a show coming up next Friday in Hazard.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's close to me.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Are you going to go to the Dawkins show next Friday?
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: Dawkins will be in Hazard?
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're playing in Hazard.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: No shit.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: Are you going to go?
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_01: I would like to go.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder how much it's taken.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know the answer to that,
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: but they're playing in Hazard at the whatever venue it is there in Hazard.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'll have to check that out.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's a pretty good deal.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's Friday.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's only six days away.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll have to get on and check that out.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: And by the way,
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_01: earlier in the show,
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: I heard y'all say that somebody told you that the VIP package
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: for Metallica was like, what, $7,500?
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I saw it in the chat room.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know that it's fact, but our friend Norge, he said it's $7,000.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if that's fact or not.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he's wrong, because the highest one I saw was $2,500.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: Got to dig a lot of coal to get $2,500 to spend on Metallica.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_01: Hell yeah, I got to sell a lot of cars.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I do.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: Do you sell any without rust?
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_01: I do good work, man.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_01: I don't do this cobble bullshit, man.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have any 10 Lizzy's in the lot?
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: I got a couple of Mustangs up.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: That show is at the Forum.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_00: In Hazard.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: The forum, okay.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know where it is.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you can do some rockin', you can do some rockin', excuse me?
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: You can go do some rockin' with Dockin' next Friday.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Neely, you gotta hook me up with some VIP passes, man.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's off automatically.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta hang out with Don.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I was a pretty casual music listener besides Metallica and stuff.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_01: Until I started listening to you guys, I got introduced to all kinds of stuff.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what we're here for.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know who Queensrack was.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I never heard of them either until the first time.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_01: You guys introduced me to Metal Church too.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_01: Those guys are impressive.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're on top of shit here, so that's why people listen, because we know our shit.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_03: We're the metal expert.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we're Chris and Neely.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, that would be, the metal expert is Eddie Trump.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_01: We all know that.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's not true.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's Mark and John.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's Mark and John.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: They're the metal experts.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: I've never heard...
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_01: Eddie Trunk is so hysterical.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_01: My fucking wife, I've listened to
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_01: him as much as anybody.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_03: You got satellite TV, but not satellite radio?
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm too big a cheatscape.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_01: I had it in my truck and then it ran out and I was like, fuck it.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_01: I ain't renewing that shit.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you don't know what you're missing.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: You could be listening to Eddie Trunk on Monday.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_01: Sit there and bitch about Paul Stanley or something stupid.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know him well enough to know that he would do that.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I've listened to the deluge of Eddie Trunk,
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_01: so I definitely know he bitches about Paul Stanley regularly.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, man.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_00: They're telling us you got to go.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: I come really close to buying...
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_01: $350 VIP passes.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_01: That was as high as I could go, but I didn't do it.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_00: For who?
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_01: For Metallica in St. Louis.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: St. Louis?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_01: St. Louis is about as close as they'll be to me.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: About a six and a half hour drive.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: How many hours?
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_01: About a six and a half hour drive one way.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_03: They're not playing in Cincinnati or anywhere like that?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking Rock on the Range fucked that all up.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, for real.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_01: They fucked that up good.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_01: I figured they would be in Nashville, but they didn't do Nashville this time.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Chris has declined to go to see them at the cost that they're asking,
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: and Chris is a hardcore.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_00: I have seen them over 40 times.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not going.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I started to buy the, it's like a, what's it called?
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's called the Sandman package.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you got to eat a free buffet.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: They called it the Spit Out the Bone Buffet.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, what?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's the most metal buffet I've ever heard of in my fucking life.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds pretty good.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: A buffet?
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: Spit Out the Bone Buffet is what they call it.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you get to buy, you get to buy like two, uh, We get two free shirts.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: It's like private merch, they said.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: And they let you in early on the field.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: That way you get a good spot in the snake pit.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I won't be participating, so none of this means anything to me.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'll watch the DVD.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a lot cheaper, Chris.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm going to go that route, too, man.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, I'm with you.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, your people are telling you got to go.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_01: That'll work, man.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'll let you guys keep giving any drunk help.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: All right, well,
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: we only let you on the show tonight because Jan has probably gone to bed by now.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: He said no more nigger calls while he's listening.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_01: No more nigger calls.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, I can't call for at least a month now.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'll wait about a month.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'll wait about a month to call back my latest nigger story.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'll have one for you.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_01: All right, guys.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck you, pal.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, Josh.
• 27:40
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