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GOOD GIRLS Hunting Season · Sass N Sips

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, and welcome to this episode of Sass and Sips.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_03: Today we're talking about good girls, season two, episode 11, hunting season.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm Lisa, and I'm sipping on Sangria.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: You sangria fiend.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, bam.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm Agnes, and I am sipping on the Sassin Sips summer drink of tenquila.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: That was that was that was the best drink.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_02: Tequila.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: Fucked up.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Frozen mangoes with some mango juice.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, that's the only frozen fruit I had left.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, in an open bag.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't want to open a new bag, so I had I do have frozen mango in my drink.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_03: Uh look at you, Lisa.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're twinning almost.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: We're twinning.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have tequila.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have tequila or tankila, but we do have the mangoes in common.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: Episode's over.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: You guys just watch the episode on Netflix.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: I have hot takes.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_03: Of course you do.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_03: You're lisa.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: Number one.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: Why was Sarah dressed for the prairie?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_03: She got from Target from that year.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: 1865?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Remember, Target came up like all these prairie dresses like a couple years ago?
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_03: I no.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: And everyone was like, I'm not, I don't do a lot of shopping.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_03: And what?
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone on the new, like, everyone's making fun of Target that season.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, what the fuck?
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess that's what she shopped.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: And the other hot take is okay, Beth.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_03: Little honesty goes a long way, huh?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: We're not even gonna talk about the dumb shit she did.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_03: We'll get into that.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_03: Like, okay, she did some dumb shit, and then you're like, oh my god, why are you doing that?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: And then just when you think, like, okay, at least she stopped doing the dumb shit, she's like, dumb shit, hold my beer.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_03: More dumb shit.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: She's I've decided that she is quiet dumb, whereas Amy, uh Amy, Annie is loud dumb.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that makes sense in at least in Agus kind of way.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: I have one major hot take.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm kind of mad at you for not catching this.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: The last three or four episodes that we've been recording, I've been calling Annie's FBI guy Josh.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: I thought his name was Josh.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's Noah.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, wait.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it is.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I obviously didn't even know that.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: But you call people all kinds of names anyway.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_03: So, like, honestly, I don't always listen to you.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, fair.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_03: Because you don't use names.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_03: So when you use names, I'm like, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_03: I guess it's the right name.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: I don't you didn't give him a geographical nickname.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: I have actually speaking of geographical nicknames, but god, Lisa, that was so fucking true.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_03: You're wearing the evidence.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, oh, it's your shirt.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, oh, so and so gave me this.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_03: And the first thing, the first part of the name was a city.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_03: I I got that.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty fluent in Agnes, so it it works out at the end.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, Josh didn't know what thing was completely wrong.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why I thought Josh.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: He looks like a Josh.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: He does, right?
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: He looks like a does he's goofy like a wow.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: When Sadie goes, I'm texting Noah, and I'm like, oh fuck, his name's not Josh.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like I honestly well, I guess not.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_02: Can I blame the MS?
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: Any other hot type hubcaps?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: Hubcaps?
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, no hubcaps.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_03: We're good.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: I need to go to bed.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Any other hot takes?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: Are you going to edit out all this hot mess, right?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_03: Most of it, yes.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_02: Any other hot takes, Lisa?
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-mm.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-mm.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: Are you sure?
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: So this episode.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: I closed my notes, so I don't know what this episode opens up.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_03: The episode opens up on I think Beth in her kitchen and then she receives a package.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: They were doing like the morning rituals and the kids, and you know.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_03: Rituals more like the mad dash get the fucking kids out of the goddamn house.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um her daughter's outside playing before school.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: Like mornings do not look like that in my house.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: Neither did mine.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Dean asked um Beth.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, huh, how'd you know the FBI was coming?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: And she made up some bullshit story.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: And then he goes, So did he call or did he text?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like Dean's a dumbass, but he's not stupid, right?
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_03: I let me tell you something.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe this should have been a hot take, but I I found myself leaving this episode with a lot more respect for Dean.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, okay, I could I could fuck with that Dean.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you know what I mean?
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he's he's like, he's almost like he's growing up.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like he he he got a pube and shit.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, you're becoming a man, buddy.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: 40 something.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm age what, 49.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's about time.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's it men men go through puberty slower.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_03: What do you want?
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_02: If at all.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_03: Like he was just he was just so chill, though.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like the whole episode, like he he dropped like bombs on her, and he was just kind of like cool about it.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I was like, all right, but I like this guy.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if you had been that guy through the marriage, right?
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: We wouldn't have gotten to this point where we are now.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_02: But there'll be no TV series though.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_02: But so well, obviously.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um delivery guy comes.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_02: And what delivery guy leaves your package with a child?
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: A kid, like a four-year-old, right?
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: Who does that?
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: Who where do they do that at?
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_02: There apparently.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um so she's expecting her slime kit.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_02: So she runs in the house and my slime kit is here, and she opens and not only that, but who who delivers at like 7 a.m.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_03: besides Amazon?
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I was about to say Amazon.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like Amazon.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_03: I don't uh UPS FedEx.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_03: They don't come at 7 a.m.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody gets their package before school, except overnight Amazon delivery.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_02: FedEx, you're lucky you get your package to begin with.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_03: I think FedEx is I can't tell you how many times FedEx, when I get my Chewy order and it's got 50 fucking pounds of dog food in it, and how many times do they put it in front of my fucking storm door?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: How would you like me to get the fuck out of my house?
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_03: I have literally, thank God I have a back door.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: I have had to go out the back door from the yard out to the front in order to get the box and get back into my house because you can't open the fucking door.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like they must hire all the rocket scientists.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_03: FedEx.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_03: And FedEx is the only one who has done that multiple fucking times.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_03: They've done it here and they've done it where I used to live.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I one time I literally had to call my neighbor and ask her because we didn't have a back door.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_03: I had to call my neighbor and be like, I have a really weird question to ask you, like a huge favor, and it's gonna sound crazy.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_03: Could you just come to my house and move the box from in front of my door because I can't get out?
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_03: Thank God she was home.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_03: We would never want to be clear in their house.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: We would not be doing this podcast if your neighbor wasn't home because you'll still be locked in your house.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_03: I still be locked in.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I would have just climbed out the window.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: It would have been the first time I climbed out, but not the first time I climbed in.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I had to climb in through my window to get in once, and I was pregnant too.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine because you know what?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: Because you're from Brooklyn, and that's what we do.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_03: Climbing in one window was easy.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_03: Talk to me after you have to go through somebody's house to their backyard, climb a wall, up a fire escape, and get to like a higher floor.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_03: Then we're talking.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: I never had to do that time.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_03: No, I have had to do that.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: I have had to climb up fire escapes.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: No, I would never be in a situation because my mother scared the shit out of me.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: So I would never be in a position that I would have to do that.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: She's you never got locked out of your house and had to climb in.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what well I lived in Brooklyn, I lived in an apartment building.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_02: And I never lost my keys, but there was maintenance.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: There was always someone that can lit.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we didn't have we didn't have like it was just us, you know, like family people.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: I've always lived in an apartment building.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_03: There was nobody home.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: So I never had that problem.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there was nobody home.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: So when you had to go to like a neighbor's house and then climb over like through the backyards and up the fire escapes and shit.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I missed out now.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: You what?
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I missed out now.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel like you did.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_03: I kind of want to see I'm gonna cry now.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, well, cry when we're done with this episode, though.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody wants to hear it.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, that was mean.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_03: Texas if you want to hear Agnes cry.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm I don't cry.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: Stop.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I'm trying to think.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I you know, Lisa knows this, but I have my moments, but big picture, I don't cry.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: You haven't got time for that shit.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: No shit.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: It gives you wrinkles, and I'm too vain of a woman to yeah, I'm I'm vain.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: So little girl runs up to Beth.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Her mom's like, my slime cake is here, my slime kit is here, and Beth opens it, and this I couldn't see what the fuck it was.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, is that a cotton ball?
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I had to stop and rewind.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I could have recognized what it was.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't have my glasses on.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't have my glasses on, okay?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Leave me alone.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, all right.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but I figured I had I kind of surmised what it was.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I feel like this is has to be a body part.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't tell what body was she opened it.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_03: Before she opened it and we could see what it was, I kind of thought it was gonna be the pen cap.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: Ah, could based on her face, uh-huh.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was just like you know, something like what the fuck?
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_03: But then the the thumb, the toe, whatever makes a lot more sense.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is good girls.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: It could have been a pence, it could have been anything.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, it wasn't a pen cap, it was a sharpie cap, but okay.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, sharpie pen.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, and speaking of hot takes, thank god that lawyer said what we've been saying for episodes, but okay.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_03: I could have been a lawyer.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: I watched the people's court.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_02: She's I wish you guys could see her face because her face was like straight deadpan, straight ass like she was dead ass serious with that one, but okay.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: She's a lawyer, I'm a doctor.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: And I went to the Judge Marilyn Mignon School of Lawyer Ring, and I could do it.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: I can solve all your civil court cases.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, between ER, House, Grace Anatomy.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, I got it.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I might well, and not to mention the many, many decades of law and order.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_03: So this obviously I'm more than qualified.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_02: And I work at a law firm.
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_02: Then you go well, let's not forget that.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: She could just she could try a case.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: She could try a case right now.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's do it.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: Who wants me to be their lawyer?
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like, no, no, nobody, nobody.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, listen, if you if you if you guys are having um a dispute with somebody, just send us your in, you know, like let us know what's going on, and I'll tell you who's right and who's wrong.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: I know what to do.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good at it.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: We should have our own cases while I watched it.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: We should have our own little thing.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: Sassin ship solves the case.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: I was trying to say, but you kept cutting me off.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sorry.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: We should have we should have.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's not like a really bad, like Scatching the record.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_03: When you replay this, you should do it like you know what the I said I was a lawyer, not a sound engineer.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just laughing at us like our our remix, our DJ remix the house version.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_02: This is like house mix.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Does everyone have hair on their toe, on their big toe?
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_03: Like I'm not talking about like uh like furry, like mustache, beard, like giant there should be fur on the toe.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_03: I have I have a little bit of hair, just um like my big toe.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's not a lot.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_03: Let me see.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_03: But like it's just like a few strands.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: She got the light.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm in bad.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: I can't.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: I got like two strands.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: I think I can see two strands.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: Right, like I'm just saying, right?
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's not a lot, but I feel like even women have a little bit.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like Annie says, it's evolutionary history.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_03: Like I would imagine men have more.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: But real men have hairy toes.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_00: We're never gonna finish this episode.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_00: TJ remix.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_03: So they get a bag and it has an appendage, and they're like, is it a finger, a thumb, or a toe?
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: And Ruby and Annie are arguing over, have you ever seen Boomer's toe?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: And you say we see Boomer's finger?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_03: No, um what yeah, like what is it?
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a toe?
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a thumb?
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's something, and they get like the kitchen tongs.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: First of all, why'd you take it out of the fucking bag?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: That kind of bugged me out.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_03: That was your first mistake.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_03: Does anybody in the class want to say what the second mistake was?
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: And her own garbage disposal.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my fucking god.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: All I can see was DNA splashing all over the place.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: But oh my god, me too.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, now you have not only are you hiding all this shit from the FBI, but now you have boomers DNA all down your sink.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: And then it doesn't stay in the sink.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's it's well, I mean, but I'm saying, like at the very least, there's gonna be bone and skin and fragment and what and the FBI guy already thinks that you chopped him up and did that, and now you have a body part in your fucking sink.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: Now I know Beth might not realize that that's what he thinks, but you have the FBI watching you, period.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: So okay, so we've established that putting uh thumb and or well nothing or appendage, big toe, right?
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: One little two-inch size appendage down your kitchen home garbage disposal is a bad idea.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: So what happens?
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_02: She makes it worse.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: She ignores his message to her, right?
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: And he keeps it in her packages.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, like every three packages, she puts, she adds them to the disposal.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: And as a result, do you know what happens?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: Because garbage disposals aren't meant to disposal anything.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because if you have one, you're not supposed to you can't put anything down there.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: If they don't have one, don't don't put this in, don't put that in, don't put so pretty much it's like, so don't use it.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: So she's adding more body parts to her disposal, and this is where I said she's quiet, dumb.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: And this is where Lisa um crashes out as she's watching the episode, and when she was using the spoon to push it down, I'll Criminal 101.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, this you know what?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just end the series now and catch her, put her away.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_03: But GJ remix, yeah, just what the fuck, you dumbass.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_02: So, did you catch that whole when Annie was at work and she's trying to get off before Noah, formerly known as Josh, comes to work.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: The Noah formerly known as Josh?
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, okay.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Um they I'm gonna skip ahead a little bit, but apparently they rent out their freezer to Hunters for their meat, and the butcher section will actually cut it, well, cut it for them.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: And just to skip ahead a little bit, I hope you don't mind.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: Later on, she's at work, and then a guy comes in, gives Tyler the money.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, you know, it's loaded up, it's in the freezer, it's in the back, whatever.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: And she's like, What are you doing?
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, you know, I'm just holding the money.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she's like, You're charging them?
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm just holding it for a boomer.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, uh.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: So it wasn't.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_03: And it's funny because I know like I know that you're skipping ahead, so I don't want to say too much, but when she first started asking Tyler the question, I thought it was having to do with the money.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I thought that that was the track that she was going on, and then it all of a sudden it flipped.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it flipped.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: But I was like, but what I didn't care, what I hope everyone caught.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it's not when you hear about the first time, you're assuming it's like a company thing or business thing or a chain.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_02: No, this is a boomer thing because he's charging people money to I was just like fucking boomer.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, and I was like, wow, Tyler, like he doesn't even know he has all this free money because he's holding it for boomer who was they he thinks they're alive.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, can you imagine?
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, before Boomer went A-Wall, right?
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: You're you may be storing.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: But he's assuming he's gonna come back, but he's right, right.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_02: But I was like, damn.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, Boomer's a he is was a douchebag, but it that was kind of a genius plan, yeah.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_03: But you know what?
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: Under the table money behind.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not mad at the under-the-table money, but like if you're making all this money hand over fist, why are you steal from Nana?
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: Because he's an asshole.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: Nana's gonna get evicted, right?
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: And but but you're making all this money underhandedly, she's asshole.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, boomer.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: You deserve to be in that freezer.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: He really he you deserve to be in that garbage disposal.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of which, where is Mary Pat?
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_02: Did her kids kill her?
• 21:41
  unknown: I don't know.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Shit, I would have those leave the kids with at the motel.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, let's get back on track, Agnes.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, Lisa.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: You gave yourself an order, so I gave myself one too.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: DJ remix.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sorry.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: Noah, not Josh.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_02: Noah comes to work.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_02: Annie pretty much just breaks it up, just ends it with them.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, I can't do this, it's not working.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's me, not you.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: I need some time to figure it out.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_02: The next scene you see Noah, I still want to call him Josh, is laying the couch, like I think she.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: Broke up with me, and Jimmy's doing like FBI work and looking at the evidence.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: And she's like, Well, what does she say?
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, She just needs time.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, Yeah, she broke up with you.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_02: But the real douchebag thing is Jimmy tells him how to get back into her good grace, but get a movie, get like a tear jerker.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: And then they saw they decide to use Sadie to they're like, Yeah, let's just kid.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, Yeah, I don't think that it was trying to get back into her good grace.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think that he was just trying to because Noah was like they he was starting to like her.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: So then he wants it so they can get evidence.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_03: No, right.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_03: But he wants that's what he was like, get your ice cream, get a movie, get it, flush it out of your like get it, get the tears flowing, cry, get it out of your system, and then we figure it out.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: And then that's when he's like, Oh, but I'm close to the daughter.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_03: He was like, Well, then use that.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: They just but he was saying, I think, yeah, all the shit with the ice cream and whatever, because he was actually.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: I thought he was gonna try to get the tears.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: I thought he wanted to tell him to get the tears flowing to get his emotions so he get back, like use it.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: Well, as a I didn't take it like that because then later when he flipped it, it was more like like remember when he flipped it?
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_03: Does your boyfriend know how much you think about Beth?
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: And he was like, We gotta get the pine and the and you know, so like I just felt like it was more like to yeah, get the get the emotions out of the system.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and Annie, mind you, is at work, and every time we see her go to work, and she's trying to like avoid Noah.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: And she was like, Well, when does Noah come in?
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: Because that's when I'm gonna have the flu.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, so back to this is the scene that made Lisa very happy because it just proves us right.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_02: Stan and Ruby are now at the attorney's office, and the receptionist is like, Can I get you a coffee?
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes to the she's like, No, we're half so they're like, just tap, whatever.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we don't care.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, No, we're not gonna be like Starbucks, Astro.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm like, get me all of it, one of each, right?
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_02: Can I get a brown pastry too?
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um make it a Benty.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, so at Lisa said, he goes over and he goes, This is laughable.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, we didn't see as funny because it's fine.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: We I'll get you out of it.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_02: Just sign the paperwork, and it's just$10,000 retainer, right?
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_03: Because the lawyer is like, this is laughable because this is a complete chain of custody issue.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, this has gone through so many hands, there's no way they can make it stick, which is literally exactly what we said like 47 episodes ago.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like from moment one, we're like, that's that's not gonna stick.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: When boomer is the one who picked up the cap, it was done to begin with.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Hello, right.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_02: I yeah, so are you prosecutor or defense attorney?
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_02: Which one do you see yourself as?
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm more of a judge, actually.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, okay.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: He has a little full of ourselves.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_02: I want a royal.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: I I am okay, a student of the Judge Million Academy.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: So I can just I can hear your small claims cases, and I will do my girl proud.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, she's probably like this stupid fucking bitch, but I want to be her friend.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: She reminds me of Titi Sally, she does, yeah.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_03: Who also worked for many years in the DA's office and legal secretary and all that, so you know, there's a lot of similarities.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_03: She worked in the White House, yeah.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: She did.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she did.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: I know she told me her whole life story one night.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's good.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_02: I love her.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I want to be her when I get her age.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: I want to be I want to be her now.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_02: The reason Rio was sending them all these body parts is obvious he wants her to get back to work, but he wants her specifically to make up for the pills that remember, I was like, what happened to the money?
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, right, remember the last episode?
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: So now we know he wants his money back, and I was like, See, Lisa, we were.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm glad that wasn't left a cliffhanger, like it was touched upon.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: And I love that five, like, after I don't know how many days and how many packages, that finally when she goes and she's like, So what do you want?
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, I thought you'd never ask.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: Ask.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_03: I fucking adore him.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: I you know what, like I love a good fucking game.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, I am not, and let me tell you something.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: Not only, okay, I'm just gonna upgrade myself so not only am I a judge, you know, and can I provide you with legal advice, but I'm also a scientist.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: So I love like these little like sociological psychological games, but nothing unethical because that would be unethical.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: But I love doing little like experiments, right?
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_03: Like just to see how people would react to different things, and I love a good fucking game.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like you and and and I know I can't say it in public, that's a little bit of a good but you know, like I do shit, psychopathic, but okay.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Would you say psychopathic, but okay.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, a hundred percent.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, because you can I know who I am, but I'm not I'm not trying to hurt anyone, it's just like it entertains me, right?
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_03: Which is an issue.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: So, like DJ mix and um you know, so social media is really good for shit like that too.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: But like real life is good for that, and like I like to do little things just to see how people would react to certain things and gauge reactions, it's like experiments, it's like games, like let's see if you can find a game, play along, you know, kind of thing.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_03: Like, okay, all right, I see you there.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: I see you playing my game.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: Got it.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_03: I love a good game, and I'm really good at winning too.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: And you know why?
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: Because I went.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_02: You're lucky you're my friend, because I would probably like, all right, closing the computer.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta go.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_02: I hear my dog.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta walk my cat.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta walk my fish.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone who is my friend is lucky they are my friend.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_03: Let me tell you that.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_03: You don't want to be You're lucky I'm your friend because no, bitch.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_03: You're lucky I'm your friend.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe we're both lucky, DJ Rebix.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_00: I can't do it.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna peel myself tonight.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: I can't stand it.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: But I love Rio's game, and and the games continue in this episode.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: I forgot where you were going with this.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, like I love I love the game, like it's brilliant, right?
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like, how am I gonna get her attention?
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm just gonna send body parts.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, okay.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_03: See, he's I don't have body parts to send, but you know, I'm I'm not mad at it.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying, if it was one of us, Lisa, he would end up sending us the whole damn body because we'll be like, okay.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: I made up my mind I'm done, but okay, go off.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_02: So he the next scene after he says that Beth comes home and the girls are there, and she has all the funny money, and she's pissed.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: He goes, you know, I we have to make up what he lost with the two what do you say, entrepreneurs, and they're both looking like sorry, mom.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh so they decide they're like, Well, how are we gonna do this?
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we don't have Costco.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: That was a slip.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_02: Did you notice that?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because she was supposed to say cloud nigh, and she's like, We don't have Costco and we don't have the dealership.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, I caught a blooper.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I was proud of myself on that one.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_02: My first thought was like, Oh, they took money laundering to a literally.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I hope she understands she can't just put it in the washing machine, right?
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like, that's not how this works.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she what she's doing, like$400 in quarters.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone was pissed, and I know for a fact, once the person got up there and the no quarters, I would have like, listen, bitch, we got worried.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: I got worries for you.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_03: Also, that's the next dump thing she did.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: Because, and here's why All these people see this random white suburban mom taking.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, damn well got a fucking laundry machine, uh, washing machine in her house.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: But but let's say, let's say it broke, let's say it's a pinch, right?
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_03: Let's say sh whatever, but you got a line and you made people mad, they're looking at you, they are going to remember you now.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I don't know if that's gonna come back and bite her in the ass, but if you want to start doing bad shit, you need to stay under the radar and unnoticed, and making people pissed off and wait while you change$400 worth of quarters, it's that's not it.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_03: Quiet dumb.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Annie did another quiet dumb thing.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_02: She exchanged the money for the charity bin for the fake money to the real money at work where she knows Noah is the fucking manager, he's FB fucking I.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I'm less mad at that, right?
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_03: Only because it was 40 bucks, and but it was 40 bucks.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_03: Now, if he didn't see, and like let's say Tyler saw, she could have just been like, I just need a small bill for Sadie's school something, and I didn't have small bills, like it's the same amount of money, I just need a small bill, like it was a small amount of work, and you know he's you know he's FBI, you know he's watching you.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_02: He could have just been for all she knows he he could be watching her cameras when she's absolutely the new absolutely and the first thing is like why is she switching stuff around?
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, it's just why do anything if it's just a one off the guy's at?
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_03: I agree, I wouldn't have done it there, but I think that a one-off 40 bucks switch and you're switching it, you're not just like stealing per se, is a little less of a red flag than trying to get$400 worth of quarters.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think they're both red flags personally.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: I think they're just as equal.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_02: Okay because you have legit, he's that's that's the same shit.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm taking a hundred dollars out.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: I know I the FBI's watching me, and I know he's they just rated my sister's dealership, you know what I mean?
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_02: So that's he might as well be next to her, and I can change his cover.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_02: He might as well have been.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Ruby tries to launder money with the ice cube truck guy.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, so it was so pathetic.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so we all know how all their shit turned out.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_02: Annie comes home, said Annie's home already.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_02: Annie goes, I have a long day.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: I don't fucking you call when you order because I feel like done the phone.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_02: So she's she's order on the couch out and she's watching whatever she's watching Facebook reels or meetings or whatever, and she's like, yeah, uh D no Yes, we know he's FBI, yes, we know he's just being friendly to get to Annie, like there's no you know, but that's creepy as fuck, and that's how you get shot.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_02: A grown man DMing my minor child is how you get shot.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_02: FBI, FBI or not.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, that was weird.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: Annie knows that they have a good relationship, right?
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_03: And Annie was like really into the guy, so had the relationship still been working out, I think it would have been less it still would have been a little bit like borderline, but I think that it's like especially the fact that she's like breaking up with him or whatever, it's like completely inappropriate, and it's not because and it's one thing if Sadie reached out, it's a little bit more of a gray area.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like I feel like, yeah, you could have been like, hey, you know, uh, I don't know, like just take the adult high road and just kind of like see yourself out of the conversation, like without hurting a child's feelings.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_03: But for the adult to initiate the interaction is like especially after you guys are not together, and especially that you're using a kid, you know that you're not gonna hurt the kid physically, but you're gonna hurt the kid emotionally, so yeah, but okay.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: Sadie's first question when Annie said that you know, no, we're not talking to him anymore, was what did you do?
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_02: And Annie's like, What do you mean?
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, whenever you meet someone normal, which you never do, you do something to fuck it up.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was just like, Well, you know, Annie does have that history of fucking the but it dating him was the fucking up part.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_02: Go figure.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so Beth comes home and she sees another package opened, and she gingerly walks to it, like, what the fuck?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: And you hear Dean off to the side saying, the slime kit came in.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: I wasn't mad at him sitting up on the counter just chilling, like I'm not mad at it either.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: And he was the short version is he asked for a divorce.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he was really mature about it.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: That being said, I have to just throw this in like as a like a footnote.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: Cancer gate.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's all that's all I'm gonna say.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that's all I'm gonna say.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: So the girls are going to best house so she can commiserate over the divorce.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: Annie is looking through the windows, and when Ruby shows up, and what did she Ruby say?
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like, did you go inside yet or something?
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: Did you knock on the door?
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: Annie goes, no, because I always case the joint before I knock on the door, some shit like that.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it looks like you were casing it, I'm just saying.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: It did look like that.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_02: It really did.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_02: And they're just talking about like I can't say how she can't get out of this with Rio, and they have the body.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um, he's holding a body over their heads, and then at that moment, it cut I'm like, they're not gonna sell a body, are they?
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, they are.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_02: And they're like, Well, they go like, well, he does he loves a good storage unit.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, We're gonna get his keys.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like, do you know where he lives?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_02: And she's like, I know what he drinks.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: It was just like, okay.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_03: I see, I thought she was gonna have a completely different plan.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_03: What can I thought her?
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: I thought her plan was gonna be to find him where he drinks, get him a little liquor up, take him home, steal his keys.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: That that's what I thought she was gonna do.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_02: But what does she do?
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_02: She decides to follow him home.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: She chose dumb idea number three.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_03: Because she's not a performer, like she had uh that's like telling someone with like a Maserati, like yeah, with a big old fucking sign, like you might as well just pull up next to them and get in the car with them.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like the whole time.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, there's no way he doesn't know she's there.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_03: There's no fucking way he doesn't know she's there.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_03: She watches him pick up his kid, she watches him bring him to like uh some activity or whatever.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_03: My meanwhile, Annie is tailing Noah, Noah.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'll say Josh again, and she sees him with Jimmy.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, she gets her confirmation, and yeah, her whole world is broken, her her world is torn in two.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, you see, it's great.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: I just want to throw it out there.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_02: Rio is the head of a drug ring, he has people to kill, you know, drugs to smuggle, fake money to launder, and he still makes time to be a good dad.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_02: And I think a lot of people need to they need to cut the shit.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, it was working.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't have time.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: I was hanging out with my boys.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_02: Look at Rio.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_02: He did it.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: And I got issues.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_03: You know, people make time for what's important to them.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_02: That is true.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_02: So she Beth.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not mad at her ruse, but yeah.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm I'm a little bit like confused at something.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_03: So you want to take it or you want me to take it?
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: You please, because I can't get words without wording.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so remix.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_03: She she realizes where Rio lives, and after he leaves, she decides that she's gonna go up to his apartment and you know, get in somehow, rummage through it and find his keys.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_03: But how is she gonna get in?
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_03: She sees a drop cloth in the hallway, and so she kind of like takes off her clothes, wraps it around her, so all you can see is like bra straps and cleavage, knocks on a neighbor's door and is like, hey, so I went home with this guy and I got locked out.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, Oh, so and so, and she's like, No, the other, another guy, like kind of tattoos, and you know, and she's like, Oh, Christopher.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_03: And she was like, I guess we didn't really exchange names.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_03: Fine, right?
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_03: All good, all good.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, Well, do you happen to have keys?
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because like, I gotta get my clothes, and she's like, No, like this is not my apartment.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: Um, she's like, but why don't you try the fire escape?
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_03: Because the windows never really close.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: See, somebody else who utilizes the fire escape, but so she's utilizing the fire escape.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_03: Now I want to know, does she go from downstairs or from this chick's window and go over?
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_03: But when she climbs into Christopher's apartment, she's fully dressed, she's fully dressed.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_03: When the fuck did she put her clothes on?
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: And now that's dumb idea number four.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_03: Because you just blew up your own fucking spot.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_03: If I was that neighbor, I would have called the cops to you so fucking fast.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_03: First of all, I wouldn't even told you about using the fire escape.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_03: I would have been like, I don't know, goodbye.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm gonna tell you how to get into somebody's apartment.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_03: But like, if you're over here giving me a sob story about you left your clothes inside, and now all of a sudden you're climbing up the fire escape and you fully fucking dressed, including your coat, bitch, you just try to plane me.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, no, but yes, and then Rio comes in, and this is like this had to be one of the best scenes in the whole episode.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: Seriously, I think it was so tense, like sexual temperature was going on, and is he gonna kiss her or is he gonna shoot her?
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because either one could happen.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: Not gonna be shooter, but he and the 20 questions game.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_02: The way he just kind of just everything and they're counting, yeah.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_03: So he comes like she's she's going through all the drawers and he walks in, but I guess she doesn't really hear him, so she he's like, Do you want to tell me what you're looking for?
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, No, and he's like, Um, do you want to play 20 questions?
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_03: And like they start, but they're going back and forth with the questions, which also that's not how the game works.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I said, like, this episode was full of games.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_03: And and then, like, and then he's like 18.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_03: Because she's like, Oh, was that your is that your ex-wife?
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like 18.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_03: And at first, I was like, What?
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_03: Like they were 18 when they got married, like then I realized he's counting the questions.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: He's counting down, yeah.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: And they're going back and forth, asking each other questions.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody's answering a question, and they're just answering, and then he's like, There's one left, you want to take it?
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: And in my head, I'm like, Well, I think that was your one last question, but okay, yeah, and I also um by the point, I love that loft.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: I know it was a really great apartment, but I'm kind of tired of him with his this, you know, brushing the hair.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's the same move, it's older.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: I the only thing I did like is that he didn't kiss her.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, same.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_02: His closet is giving me like Club Monaco, like sales floor vibes.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_02: You ever been to a Club Monaco?
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Banana Republic.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: It gives me like high-end.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh like it looked like a sales floor.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_02: Tell me that it wasn't like a high-end store sales floor.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_02: I guess it could be.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: So Ruby gets home and her daughter's reading her book instead of doing homework.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_02: How dare you read a book instead of doing your homework?
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like I don't know.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, it's one though you pick your own ending and the choices.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: I did too.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: Was jump, stay and fight the fire in the hot air balloon, or jump off to the abyss.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_02: And Ruby's like, well, you never know what's down there.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you don't know what's down there.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: And so she picks She said it could be crocodiles or clowns.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, clowns.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, I'll pick crocodiles over clowns.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'd rather pick a crocodile over a clown.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_03: Um, at least you know what the crocodile wants.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: Pick the bear over the man.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um she goes, Oh, the fire extinguisher is empty and we crash and burn.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_02: And she has a nice little heart heart to heart with her daughter.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_02: And her daughter goes, Dad's been away for a long time.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, Why would you say that?
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, Stan preparing her to, you know, life without him.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_02: And she said, Well, dad told me he did a bad thing, you know, he did a he did a bad thing to prevent a worse thing.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I love the fact that Ruby decided, goes, go back and see what have happened if you would have jumped.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_02: And Ruby, in her own way, she jumps and she pays off her lawyer, the lawyer with the funny money.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes in there, she gives her her order.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, I am like, I am paying for this coffee.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's$10,000 worth of car.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: Right, because the retainer went from$10,000 to like$30,000.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_02: Right, because of he's he's all this cash.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he, I don't even think he thinks it's for it's fake money.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's just the fact that it's all cash.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_02: And let's be real, these people don't know.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I thought he was yeah, I I kind of thought he was onto it, but I know he's maybe not.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_02: This came from a legal means, and he's like, This is the reputation of my firm.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_02: He goes, so it's now$20,000 and then another$10 for my reputation.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, see, even your reputation can be sold, can be bought, everything's for sale.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes, tell her to make it a grande.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, bitch, it should have been a venti.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't seriously.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_02: Matter of fact, two venties.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and half of the tip jar.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_02: The next scene is your favorite scene.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_02: Your next favorite scene, rather.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_02: Dean asked Beth.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what was it?
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like, did he you know what did he do?
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what she's like, honestly, I I just like sleeping with him.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I was just like, he okay.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_03: And and and I'll give credit where credit is due.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_03: Dean handled that like a boss.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, like, and he's like, Thank you for being honest.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_02: Ruby goes sees Annie because she's feeling guilty about what she did.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_02: Not guilty, but she knows it's gonna have repercussions.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_02: And she knocks on the door, she's banging, and Annie is crashing out.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we already know what's happening.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_02: So Ruby confesses what she did with the funny money.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_02: Annie confesses about Noah.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_02: Everyone's confessing about everything.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's one big confessional.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_02: And this is the and then after this, you see, I think is a where the scene we talked about earlier with Annie finds out that um about the money, and he goes, Well, it's she goes, It's just not Hunters, is it?
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, No, it's not.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: She goes, It's not just deer meat, is it?
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: He goes, I don't ever look, but yeah, click.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_03: He was like, Yeah, I don't ask questions or something like that.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, he was like that.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_03: Boomer is so shady.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was like boomer's so shady, he'll take money from any from anybody, like he'll do business with anybody or something like that.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: And that's what it clicks to Annie.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_03: Because, right, because so now that they're trying to wash all that money, that's what I thought she was gonna do is like, oh, this money is for boomer, like I'll hold it, or let me, you know, can can I whatever.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_03: Just trying to exchange it because you know, then whatever.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, then she got a better idea.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_03: She goes back in the freezer, no jacket.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_01: Boomer.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I guess I guess you don't plan on being there long.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm always cold.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_03: Except when I'm hot.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm always cold except when I'm not.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so they uh bring it back to and then dumb idea number 607.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_02: They bring the body back to Beth's house.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_02: Say that three times fast, and they bury him with the flowers.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's not even dumb idea number, whatever.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's like dumb idea number like six, seven, and eight.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: Brought the body number one, you found a bot, you found something wrapped in a bag in a cooler.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_03: You didn't check what it was.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_03: Then you brought it back to your house to bury it in your yard.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_03: You didn't put it in any kind of container or anything, it's a body now not kept frozen.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_03: Have they never seen TV, read a book, watch a movie?
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like watch the news?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_03: My god.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: And they talk and they first season they're talking about like CSI and shit.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you think so?
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_02: They're talking about watching they should know better.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: Annie, I mean, Beth did have a good idea though.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: She wants now, she's gonna use Annie as a honeypot, so to speak.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, right.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, so the whole thing is that Rio was holding the body over them, right?
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_03: So that, like, you know, they they have to do what he wants because he has the body.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_03: So that's the whole idea in getting the body so that he can't hold it over them.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_03: But now you're but also you just brought it to your house.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_03: You think that he can't find it?
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he's probably somebody watching you all the fucking time.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_02: I just had a flashback of the guys digging holes and to take the money out the out the backyard before.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like your backyard is not the safest place, right?
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_03: And then, and not only that, then they then right.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_03: So now they're like, she comes clean about him being FBI, and they're like, Oh, you should get back with him so that you can like feed him calculated information.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_03: That was the smartest thing they said the whole fucking episode.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_03: I concur, but yeah, feed him feed him information while you have dead person in your yard and DNA down your drain.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, okay.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, oh, and then Stan and their daughter playing the entertainer.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, Oh, it was cute, but then when he comes in the kitchen and she's like daddy, and the music stops, I was like, Oh my god, what happened?
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_03: What happened?
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: I was waiting for something.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_03: That was my thoughts.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_03: I was waiting for something, and he's like, I'm right there.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, okay, and then she starts playing again.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, false alarm, good.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, good.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I thought, yeah, I was waiting for it too.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_02: She's paid for her prairie, and I was right.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_02: Noah found the counterfeit bill.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what he was doing because I was I missed like 30 seconds, and I was like, she was doing what keeping track of the numbers.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was logging the counterfeit money, and like in addition to I guess the cars.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_03: So he realized that the money, it was the serial notes from the money, and they're like, Why is she logging money?
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: And then they're like, Oh, it's real, it's like good paper, it's like it's really good, but it's fake.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_03: So then they're like, We have enough, but he's like, Okay, they're gonna look at her and they're gonna be like, suburban mom.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_03: She, you know, she's Martha Stewart.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_03: She's a housewife, she's Martha Stewart, right?
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_03: She's not gonna get anything.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: They're like, we need to wait and get enough to bury her.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, he's not wrong, but no, I just want to know.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_02: My first thought, not even even if I didn't know the show.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: My first thought is how did the suburb of mom get into this life?
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_02: And does she have someone she answers to?
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_02: That was that's who I would want.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I would question that.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't have stopped.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_02: Like, could she be the mastermind?
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: She absolutely could, but I would I mean, right, but like how likely.
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: Question like, first of all, like how when did this life of crime start?
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, and you're pretty much sure with that first robbery of the final fugal fool fool.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_02: Why can I say that?
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: Right, and so like you're right.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_02: That would have been like what started this?
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_02: She just started out of the blue.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_02: Now there has to be someone else, right?
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_03: That would have been part of the conversation between him and Noah, and saying, like, and we need enough, and then we can find out who she's working for and bring down the whole liberation.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_02: Thought about it because that should have been the first thing he brought to her when he first started talking to her.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_02: Give me who your boss is.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_02: At least, but he never it's it starts and ends with her.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_02: Right, and but what I'm saying doesn't make sense to me.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_03: And so what I'm saying is like, I agree with you, but like even if he didn't bring it up in the past, like now when you're seeing just how sophisticated this whole thing is, you've got pills, you've got counterfeiting, you've you can't you can't possibly believe that it's just like Annie, her sister, and Ruby who are pulling the blue off.
• 57:34
  unknown: Right.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_02: Out of the blue, you went from doing nothing to all of this by yourself.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: The fact that he's just stuck on her pisses me off because it doesn't make sense, it's illogical, right?
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_02: I agree.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_02: When um Dean and her are talking about the divorce, he's like, We're gonna do it amicably.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I don't, you know, we don't think we don't have to get the Lawrence involved.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want anything, I don't want the house.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes, Well, what about the kids?
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_02: And the and as we all know, hell no, he doesn't want the kids, and he just looked at her like and back to your earlier point about Annie checking the body because the dog is in the yard, because the daughter calls, like the so-and-so's dog is in your flowers, so she goes to like cover it back up again, and she sees strands of black hair.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_03: They're like, what color were was Boomer's hair?
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_03: You didn't think to check, you fucking dumbass.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like, I don't want to be like you deserve it, but you kind of deserve it.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so Lisa, very important.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go reiterate.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're gonna reiterate the show also.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, Lisa is uh a judge, right?
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_02: You're the judge.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yep, I can be a judge.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'll just I'm just I'm just reiterating your your skill set, your level, your oh yes, what you bring to the table.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_02: Because when someone is going to contact Sassin Sips to have us judge their case, I need them to understand what they have behind them.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like the skill level to adjudicate their case for them.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_03: Many, many, many, many, many years of watching the people's court.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_03: So and also have two degrees.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_03: You have your degree in nutrition.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, what is it?
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_03: What are your two degrees?
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, is that relevant?
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_03: But no.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I have I have a degree.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's it's it's so not relevant.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_04: So you go.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_03: I have a degree in health and nutrition sciences, and I have a degree in psychology.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_03: So psych degree might come in handy, you know, when you do that.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_02: And I have not.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's why I'm a scientist because I have a BS.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, I'm a scientist.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_03: I have a degree in science, social science.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_02: I have to say you are because we have B.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_02: She's like, 'cause it's BS.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, huh?
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, she told me I'm so fucking sleepy.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_03: I have a bachelor's of science and I have a bachelor's of arts.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_02: I have two left brain, right brain.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's called balance.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_03: Lisa's a full brain.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a zero brain.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm talented.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_02: Talented.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_02: My mom used to say that talented.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_03: Talented.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_02: Talented, delinted.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_02: Demented.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm a little that too.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_02: I can't.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I think this is it would be a really good idea to have sassy sips adjudicate people's.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_03: I think that would be so much fun.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_03: Like, bring your stupid disputes to us, and like obviously it's not legally binding.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_03: But like it's socially binding.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_03: It would be like, yeah, it's socially binding.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_03: Like when Steve Harvey judges right, he's not a judge either.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_03: Entertainment purposes only.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_02: And we are nothing if not entertaining.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, but we are also very fair.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_00: DJ remix.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_00: How did that start again?
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: We'll have to go, you'll have to go back and listen to this episode.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well, or you could aka you'll never find out.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_00: The world would never know.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_00: I suck.
• 1:01:58
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, the episode ends, and they're like not sure now who is in the ground being dug up by the neighbor's dog.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_00: And once again, I asked, where is Mary Pat?
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_03: Does she hide another body?
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe that is Mary Pat.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we haven't heard from her, and Rio did want to get rid of the rotten apple, rotten egg, whichever, whatever rotten thing it was.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_03: The rotten some kind of rotten food.
• 1:02:33
  unknown: Right.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_02: Lisa, you know.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_02: I just want you to know, like, as good as we are, Rio would have gotten rid of us a long time ago.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, our mouth supersedes us.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_03: So I was gonna say that.
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_02: I would have said something I would like to said.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I can't.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're we are we are too loose in the mouth.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: Not like spilling secrets, but like we don't know how to stay shut.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like you pissed us off, we're gonna tell you you pissed us off.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck no, I won't do that.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_02: The fuck you say?
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_03: You got a gun to my face?
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_03: Shoot me, motherfucker.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, it's like the ongoing joke that you see of like this person is getting robbed.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, please shoot me.
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_02: Please, my life is shit.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_02: And then Rob is like, wait, do you need help?
• 1:03:29
  unknown: Like, can I help you?
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_03: How many times I cross the street like into traffic and I'm like, I've spent the money already.
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I've already spent the money I'm gonna sue you for.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_03: I got plans for that payout, bitch.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_03: Hit me.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_03: I work remote, I could do that.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm good.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so the broken ankle was just like it was practice, the training.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I said, listen, my dumb ass could hurt myself on my own dime, and I did all that shit for free.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_03: You might as well do it for a pretty pity.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_03: I could definitely do it for payout.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_03: I know what it entails now.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, yeah, who wants to come run me over?
• 1:04:21
  SPEAKER_03: Alex is like, hold on, I'll be right there.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_02: I think he heard that call.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like he heard it for wherever he was.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's right, he's right on his way now.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um, one way to get your husband home.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_03: When I went in for my foot surgery that time, you know, like part of the thing that had a break part of my foot in order to like repair the bone.
• 1:04:43
  SPEAKER_03: He told the doctor, he was like, Are you gonna do it with a hammer?
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like, how do you do it?
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_03: And the doctor's looking at him.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_03: He was like, Because if you want, like I could help you.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_03: He was like, give me the hammer, I'd love to.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_03: And the doctor was like, But I'm laughing, and mind you, my doctor has like you know, a sense of humor.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I've been in the office, but he's like, These fucking bitches, like to the stab because they lose shit, and he's like, he's like, and while she's over here losing my keys, I took her phone, like you know, like I've I've seen he's he's cool, but even he's not like yeah, he's he's got good bedside manner, but like he's like looking at Alex like um no, like don't have to call.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_02: Do you feel safe?
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_02: Blink once.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_02: Blink twice if you need help.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh well.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think that was the end of this episode, right?
• 1:05:46
  SPEAKER_03: It was okay.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_03: So we're done here.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_03: So text us if you want us to solve your case.
• 1:05:52
  SPEAKER_03: Text us if you, I don't know, have other stuff to tell us.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_03: And don't drink and drive.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_03: And until next time, I'm Lisa.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm I guess.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was waiting.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_03: And we are out of here.