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Jimmy, Aaron & Epstein Walk Into a Bar... · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Have you heard this one?
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel, Aaron Rodgers, and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar.
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  Speaker 2: It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm strong Andy, one more thing.
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  Speaker 3: I like that intro. I was thinking of going with
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  Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers back with the for the insult, dropped back,
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  Speaker 3: throws an insult and it's out of bounds.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I think maybe his insult was out of bounds. If
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  Speaker 3: you've been following the back and forth between Jimmy Kimmel,
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  Speaker 3: the host of his TV show at night, and Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 3: quarterback now for the Jets. Used to be the Packers
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  Speaker 3: Hall of Famer.
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  Speaker 2: And probably a better crack pot than he is a quarterback,
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  Speaker 2: and he's.
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  Speaker 1: A great quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So he famously wouldn't take the COVID vaccine and
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  Speaker 3: then misled people about it or whoever, Jimmy kill.
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  Speaker 2: That's his right, I have no I have no problem
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  Speaker 2: with that either.
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  Speaker 3: But then Jimmy Kimmel beat the hell out of him
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  Speaker 3: him for it, for not taking the vaccine and called
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  Speaker 3: him all kinds of bad names, which sucks, which yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then Aaron Rodgers didn't take that well. And I
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  Speaker 3: think all the rest of that will be laid out
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  Speaker 3: in these clips from Jimmy Kimmel. I guess I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: You go throw him in the order you think is
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  Speaker 3: appropriate there, Michael.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, this kind of sets it up.
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  Speaker 5: Here about me and Aaron Rodgers, the former quarterback for
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  Speaker 5: the Packers. All right, So what happened is he's a
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  Speaker 5: Jets quarterback now. He went on a show on ESPN,
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  Speaker 5: the Pat mcve Show, and out of the blue insinuated
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  Speaker 5: that I was nervous because the Jeffrey Epstein List was
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  Speaker 5: coming out. He said I was hoping it wouldn't and
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  Speaker 5: that he was going to pop a bottle of something
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  Speaker 5: to celebrate when he did. And then it did come out,
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  Speaker 5: and of course my name wasn't on it, and isn't
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  Speaker 5: on it and won't ever be on. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: Jeffrey Epstein. I've never met Jeffrey Epstein. I'm not on
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  Speaker 5: a list. I was not on a plane or an
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  Speaker 5: island or anything ever. And I suggested that if Aaron
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  Speaker 5: wanted to make false and very damaging statements like that,
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  Speaker 5: that we should do it in court so he could
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  Speaker 5: share his proof with like a judge, because you know,
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  Speaker 5: when you hear a guy who won a Super Bowl
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  Speaker 5: and did all the state farm commercials say something like this.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people believe it. A lot of delusional
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  Speaker 5: people honestly believe I am meeting up with Tom Hanks
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  Speaker 5: and Oprah at Shakey's once a week to eat pizza
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  Speaker 5: and drink the blood of children. And I know this
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  Speaker 5: because I hear from these people often. My wife hears
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  Speaker 5: from them, my kids hear from my poor mailman hears
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  Speaker 5: from these people. And now we're hearing from lots more
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  Speaker 5: of them thanks to Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's an interesting taste of fame right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So Aaron Rodgers did an interview on one of your
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  Speaker 3: podcasts the other day and said, Jimmy Kimmel's name will
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  Speaker 3: be on.
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  Speaker 1: The Jeffrey Epstein client list. What the heck like?
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  Speaker 3: I said, it goes back for the insult, throws the
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  Speaker 3: dadheads out of bounds. I mean, unless you know that
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  Speaker 3: that is true, that's a heck of a thing to insinuate.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, because what you're saying is Jimmy Kimmel is
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  Speaker 3: into underage girls.
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  Speaker 6: Right, You're calling it a pedophile.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, a child rapist and Jimmy Kimmel's response
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  Speaker 3: on Twitter was, dear asshole. For the record, I've not met,
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  Speaker 3: flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein,
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  Speaker 3: nor where you find my name on any list other
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  Speaker 3: than the clearly phony nonsense. It's soft brained wackos like
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  Speaker 3: yourself can't seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words
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  Speaker 3: put my family in danger. Keep it up and we
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  Speaker 3: will debate the facts further in court. And he tweeted
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  Speaker 3: that at Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that whole nexus of democrats in Epstein and child
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  Speaker 2: molestation and pizza and shooting up the place and just that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's too much. That has become too much of a
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  Speaker 2: hotbed for lunatics.
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  Speaker 1: Is it worth hearing more of these kimical clips from
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  Speaker 1: last night? Okay, let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: I say yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers has a very high opinion of himself.
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  Speaker 1: Because he had.
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  Speaker 5: Success on the football field, he believes himself to be
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  Speaker 5: an extraordinary being. He genuinely thinks that because God gave
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  Speaker 5: him the ability to throw a ball, he's smarter than
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  Speaker 5: everyone else. The idea that his brain is just average
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  Speaker 5: is unfathomable to him.
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  Speaker 1: We learned during COVID.
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  Speaker 5: Somehow he knows more about science than scientists. A guy
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  Speaker 5: who went to community college then got into CAL on
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  Speaker 5: a football scholarship and didn't graduate. Someone who never spent
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  Speaker 5: a minute studying the human body is an expert in
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  Speaker 5: the field of immunology. He just put on a He
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  Speaker 5: put on a magic helmet, and that.
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  Speaker 1: G made him a genius.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron got two a's on his report card. They were
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  Speaker 5: both in the word Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh classicalvity for you.
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  Speaker 6: That's excellent stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I like you said earlier already, I didn't have a
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  Speaker 3: problem with Aaron Rodgers deciding he doesn't want to take
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  Speaker 3: the COVID vaccine, and I don't think it makes him
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  Speaker 3: an idiot at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's here a little more.
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  Speaker 5: Either he actually believes my name was going to be
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  Speaker 5: on Epstein's list, which is insane, or the more likely
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  Speaker 5: scenario is he doesn't actually believe that. He just said
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  Speaker 5: it because he's mad at me for making fun of
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  Speaker 5: his top knot and his lies about being vaccinated.
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  Speaker 3: You know, well, if Kimmel's getting like, you know, threats
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  Speaker 3: and everything like that for his family, his kids' wife
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  Speaker 3: or everything like that, that would bother you. And then there's
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  Speaker 3: the whole reputation thing, because unless if I didn't have
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  Speaker 3: this job, I just saw like the headline in the
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  Speaker 3: post and oh, while Jimmy Kimmel was going to Epstein's
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  Speaker 3: Idoland too, Wow, and then that's I would have thought
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  Speaker 3: that the rest of my life. M I just looked
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  Speaker 3: into it more to find out that, no, that's not
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  Speaker 3: the case. Okay, one more kim You.
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  Speaker 2: Could definitely make the argument that he'd hurt his reputation
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  Speaker 2: or was trying to.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that this hamster brained man thinks he knows
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  Speaker 5: what the government is up to because he's a quarterback
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  Speaker 5: doing research on YouTube and listening to podcast. I looked
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  Speaker 5: it up. This is actually a thing. It's called the
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  Speaker 5: Dunning Krueger effect. The Dunning Kruger effect is a cognitive
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  Speaker 5: bias in which people with limited competence in a particular
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  Speaker 5: domain overestimate their abilities. In other words, Aaron Rodgers is
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  Speaker 5: too arrogant to know how ignorant he is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't agree with any of Jimmy Kimmel's politics, so
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  Speaker 3: it's a little difficult to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you.
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  Speaker 3: If I'm a giant public figure in You're a giant
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  Speaker 3: public figure and you claim I'm a pedophile.
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  Speaker 1: It would piss me off a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's funny. I agree with that, So
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  Speaker 2: at the root of it, I'm on Jimmy Kimmel's side.
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  Speaker 2: But like what he just said there, that was edging
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  Speaker 2: into territory I'm not comfortable with. I absolutely think that
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  Speaker 2: somebody in one field could become passionate about another field
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  Speaker 2: and become something like an expert in it, or at
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  Speaker 2: least knowledgeable enough that you'd want to take them seriously
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  Speaker 2: on it. I don't think you can be derisive of
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  Speaker 2: somebody just because they're a football player. For instance, there
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  Speaker 2: are plenty of football players have gotten degrees in this
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  Speaker 2: or become experts in that. Brian may have Queen famously
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  Speaker 2: the PhD in astrophysics or whatever it is is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: people do more than one thing.
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  Speaker 6: I just feel like that last joke was just one
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  Speaker 6: too many.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the last one?
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  Speaker 6: What you were the hamster brained?
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  Speaker 4: Kind of just a name calling, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: we get it, you're pissed, but you know, move on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel is way too smarty for me to.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoy very smug, very smug.
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  Speaker 3: But you're right about that whole welcome to being famous thing,
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  Speaker 3: and we I I have this in our lives with
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  Speaker 3: our whatever level of fame you would call this, where
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  Speaker 3: people don't think you're actually a human being with like
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  Speaker 3: actual like families and kids and wives and whatever that
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  Speaker 3: are normal regular people too. I mean I just think
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  Speaker 3: it's a sitcom, yeah, or yeah, it's all it's all
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  Speaker 3: just like a show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a fame is weird. I've tasted enough
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  Speaker 2: to know I'm not ordering the meal.
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  Speaker 3: No, I have zero interest in being more famous. I'm
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  Speaker 3: all for more success for the radio show and making
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  Speaker 3: more money and but fame, zero interest in being more famous.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and we've dealt with the adult male portion of it.
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  Speaker 2: Our Katie Green has dealt with the I'm an attractive
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  Speaker 2: female part of it. I can't even imagine, Katie.
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  Speaker 4: We've I've had a couple of doozies, to say the
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  Speaker 4: least that yeah, well it Well, one that stands out
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  Speaker 4: is I had a I like an idiot, announced on
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  Speaker 4: the air that I was single after a sour breakup,
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  Speaker 4: and this guy emailed me a couple of times and
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  Speaker 4: I didn't email him back, and he told me he
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  Speaker 4: was going to body bag me at our big winter
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  Speaker 4: concert that our our station through.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: And it turned out he was an enbalmer.
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  Speaker 4: So it was this and then ah yeah, a couple
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  Speaker 4: things showed up at the station, law enforcement got involved.
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  Speaker 4: It was I ended up with a photo of a
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  Speaker 4: human heart someone's.
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  Speaker 1: I shall know who's So, how long did you date?
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  Speaker 6: A couple of years.
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  Speaker 2: The human heart?
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  Speaker 1: Give me your heart?
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  Speaker 3: No geez, seriously, though, that had to be like chillingly.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't like walk to your car or enjoy being
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  Speaker 3: at home or anything for a while.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was it at the time when I
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  Speaker 4: had I had two jobs, so I was working at
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  Speaker 4: our local Trader Joe's. And I had also talked about
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  Speaker 4: that like an idiot, So it was my head was
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  Speaker 4: on the swivel for quite some time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, nobody needs that. The one thing having
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  Speaker 2: any level of interaction with the public teaches you, like
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  Speaker 2: a widespread interaction, is they're way more crazy people than
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  Speaker 2: you thought, and way more really angry people than you
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  Speaker 2: probably thought, which is too bad. I mean, I mostly
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  Speaker 2: pity folks like that.
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  Speaker 1: Did he stick to his guns on that garment.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I remember, because the NFL would wouldn't let
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  Speaker 3: him play, or wouldn't let anybody play unless they got it,
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  Speaker 3: and he was holding out, and I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: did that battle turn out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he was so stupid because if you get the
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  Speaker 2: COVID vaccine, you can't get COVID. Oh right, never mind, right, Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I got recognized as a subway one time and they
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  Speaker 4: wanted me to do like a sound effect and a
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  Speaker 4: legal ID really sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it.