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Dinkleganger: Jordan Peele's Us, Google Stadia & Captain Marvel · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy s's at work the other day and a
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  colleague of mine just casually very casually mentioned that she's moving
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  into a new block of Apartments that's built quote on top of the site of the
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  old Colonial graveyard and I was like do you not have
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  a problem with that she's like no no no they've moved the headstones and I'm
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  like but the bodies are there do you know do you not know how you get
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  ghosts not seen Poltergeist I know they
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  moved their head [ __ ] The Shining you can't do that it's a colonial graveyard
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  where they buried the the white people uh it could have been where the white
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  people chucked the natives could have been the white people buried
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  themselves imag inist it's like old um
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  oh no they're not they're not are they it's uh they I'm trying to remember the
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  plot of poltergeist now they only moved the stones yeah I know but they I think
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  they buried the people on top of the the Indian burial ground and then and then
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  they moved the headstones and so the house was built on top of a cemetery on
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  top of a cemetery so right so they they built the house desecrated a grave site
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  that had already desecrated a different grave site I mean that's definitely how
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  you get ghosts I think that is the plot of poter ghost if I recall correctly or
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  I'm just mixing that up with another movie where where that happens this is
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  when does it become okay just to build over grave sites never ever never never
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  ever just don't do it um I think literally everywhere on Earth could
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  technically be defined as a grave site yes oh great now I can't build anywhere
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  something has died everywhere well what I think I've always wondered like when
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  is it okay for an archaeologist to go in and dig dig people up yeah that's a fair
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  point when when does it become like no no no that's everybody's corpse yeah
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  yeah yeah when does Grave robbery turn to archaeology there must be like a cut
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  off point isn't wasn't um I feel like Indiana Jones in some capacity there was
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  a plot lineing like that that he was a grave robber but I don't think it made
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  it into any maybe was it one of the video games or something I think there's
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  been a couple of mentions of it and I think in the second one they say
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  something about he was caught grave robbings and they they threatened to cut
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  off his hands yes yes cuz yeah it is a
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  sort of very Gray Line like it one day one day it's not okay to go dig people
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  up and the next day it's fine go crazy yeah like if if there was a religion
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  today that was like oh we bury uh our Dead with a bunch of riches and then as
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  soon as they left everyone was like statute of limitations like pretty low
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  on that you tell me there's riches down there yeah let's go in and get them and
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  then oh but no it's been a thousand years oh all right then yeah up for
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  grabs I uh was in Cambodia and there's a lot of old temples there that were
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  destroyed by the K Rouge and uh back in the 70s and I was having a look at one
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  and the guide was showing me around and there was this hole dug in the center of
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  one I said oh was down here he's like this where they broke and and got the
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  treasure and I was like wait there was Treasure here he's like yeah and I'm
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  like like back in the Kam Rouge days he's like no no year before last like
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  [ __ ] man you mean I'm only 2 years too late to [ __ ] come in and dig up the
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  treasure what was the treasure I don't know know well it was gone by that point
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  did it get there soon enough yeah I think we just need to go to Cambodia I
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  can't believe they're still finding [ __ ] underneath temples like down in South
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  America now that they found a door down there they don't want to open it because
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  they don't want to wreck whatever's in there but they don't know what's in
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  there yet they just found a door could be anything in there yeah I don't think
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  I could find a door and then have the guy go okay you found the door good for
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  you but you're not allowed to open it [ __ ] that yeah that's right I found a
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  door in my house like well guess I better check with with the previous
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  owner find out what's in here yeah I would do that too Matt cuz just going
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  back to building houses on Old gravid I don't know what's buried under your
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  house but if you find a mysterious door that wasn't there before don't go into
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  it okay cuz that's how you get ghosts too all right yeah I feel like I feel
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  like I would open yeah yeah I think I'd open it too I'd be hoping for more of a
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  David Lynch movie than a poltergeist if I opened this mysterious door in my
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  house you'd you'd hope for a lesbian love
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  scene why not both that's the film film
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  yeah I mean we all pretend there's no driveing here yeah oh look it's ghosts
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  but they're licking each other out oh I have not heard that term in a very long
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  I decided to try to use the most crass way I could possibly say it that's
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  definitely our high school way of saying it I mean you know ghost sex is a thing
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  we all pretend that there's not a ghost [ __ ] in
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  Ghostbusters well no that's there's not that's a dream [ __ ] Ray gets his dick
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  sucked in the middle of the night by a ghost that was a dream sequence only
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  it's only a dream sequence because they cut out the rest of the scene that made
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  sense of that that is a weird thing that's in that movie I got to say yeah
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  bizarre if you were making a comedy movie today for the whole family you
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  wouldn't be like and then the ghost sucks his dick well actually sorry I'll
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  stop you there if we were making a family movie we would have that in oh
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  yeah we probably would yeah I think he didn't mean us he meant normal
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  people yeah Luke I saw a movie the other day that I think you should watch it's
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  called bad times at the L Royale have you heard of this no oh it's got Chris
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  Hemsworth in it hasn't it yeah it's got Chris Hemsworth uh and it's got the dude
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  from Jeff Bridges Jeff Bridges yeah it's got him it's got John Ham in it from uh
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  Mad Men but the reason I think look it's a good movie yeah yeah yeah that's right
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  your CZ the reason I it's a good movie to begin with very good I've really
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  really enjoyed it actually but uh I think that if we had kept making Black
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  Hog movies from when we were making them until now and got better and they got
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  less sick y this would be where we ended up making this was the plot of this
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  movie was a combination of Secrets and the Messiah if we had have
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  just been probably started we were 5 years younger we probably would have
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  been doing it still cuz the internet would have been around more YouTube
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  would have been there and it would have been would have been at the the start of
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  all of that yeah I mean we had a lot of bootleg tapes going around but I mean
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  you can't sustain that on on a global scale no imagine
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  now somebody was like what do these guys used to do and then found some of the
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  [ __ ] you guys used to make you would be cancelled yeah that's
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  true yeah no I think we we were fine there was nothing wrong with what we did
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  there was that very long scene of Dave being brutally cruely violated by you
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  all he was a very bad man I no I know
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  that I like how Luke like no no no he was a bad man it's okay to do that to
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  bad men that's right I'm just stay out of I don't I don't agree with that now
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  but back then that was yeah that should
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  happen CH times have changeed can't times have changeed you can't sodomized
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  criminals
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  anymore this PC world we live in
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  um speaking about things that people making comments I I just have to say
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  this and you know I mean we don't often have Barbara St and news on on this
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  podcast we have before we've talked mostly about the fact that she's got a
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  uh a meme named after her and the fact that she's got a um shopping mall under
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  her house where only she can shop and a dog that wasn't the same as the real dog
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  Babs is in the news this week because uh I mean we've we've discussed on this
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  podcast the uh the Michael Jackson documentary leaving Neverland and the
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  allegations and uh you know a lot of people are divided a lot of people are
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  saying that um all of these eyewitnesses to the events are pretty much proof that
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  it happened and other people are saying that his music so good that we shouldn't
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  believe it so you can weigh in wherever you want on that one I want to apologize
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  CU it did sound a little bit when I listened to the podcast back that I was
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  like no you know maybe they're lying I felt like maybe I was a bit Wishy wish
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  Wishy Wishy Wishy wasy on that and I want to apologize if I came that's all
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  right yeah a couple of weeks ago I had want apology too just for some of the
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  jokes I made it's it's kind of like one of those things where for some reason
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  it's been okay and I actually read a great article the other day that said
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  the fact that everyone made jokes about it right from the start is one of the
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  key contributors to why he got away with it because he could do weird stuff and
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  everyone's like Michael Jackson molests kids yeah and it's like just a joke yeah
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  yeah but anyway Babs has come out this week and uh and she's basically um taken
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  the approach that um it's his thing and you can't call him on it so what
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  apparently she says that uh his accusers were thrilled to be there and at least
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  he didn't kill them yeah yeah yeah they should be thankful yeah hold on there's a there's
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  a better quote let me let me find it what a [ __ ] take
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  yeah you apologize for any pain or misunderstanding she
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  caused when she was like well yeah you know they were just raped not raped and
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  murdered yeah exactly I didn't mean that I didn't mean to imply that being raped
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  is great on thrilled to be there this is
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  great on when I was a kid my thing was not being raped whoa whoa whoa what that
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  was your thing that was my thing yeah I don't want to be raped yeah and I'm
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  pretty sure that's what the kids would have think was as well I mean I didn't
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  really think about it to be honest I didn't really have a don't rape me Vibe
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  going but uh I'm with you on principle I did yeah wasn't my thing I wasn't
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  thinking about it all the time like hope I to get raped today I didn't yay yeah
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  yeah so here's here's the here's the the entire quote look his sexual needs were
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  his sexual needs you can say molested but those children as you heard them say
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  were thrilled to be there and now they're both married so you know it
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  didn't kill him end quote [ __ ] me what the hell that is a bad take that's the
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  worst take goodness um if you could excuse me for a second I've just got to
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  turn down the stove okay just give one second okay sure when we started out
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  this podcast we were just a bunch of [ __ ] kids and [ __ ] we were
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  roommates and all this stuff like this like now we're nearly 40 and I got
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  [ __ ] dinner on so I got to turn it down hold on I'll be right back no problem no problem
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  uh responsibility I know got a puppy I got
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  to look after now uh puppies puppies are awesome yeah he's pretty good he's very
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  good and to me dogs always say puppies unless they're bad then they're bad dogs
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  and then you [ __ ] them in the ass all right I'm back you you do what you want
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  I'm I I love my animals but not that much he said he was I don't know what
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  you're talking about but but uh okay I think you know exactly what we were
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  talking about I'm pretty sure it's going to be cut Luke just to back up no
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  nothing will be cut uh to back up when you say that when you were young you had
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  a don't rape me f well no point did you decide ah [ __ ]
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  it no I'm just time to do time to do away with all childish things what else
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  going you kill the past cuz she sort of doing like that's his thing that's what
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  he had to do well most children their thing is yet not for bad things to happen to
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  just to be clear luke she wasn't blaming the children she wasn't saying that
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  these kids had a please rape me thing going she was just saying that that she
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  excuses Jackson's Behavior because everyone's got a thing yeah but the
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  thing is like most people have a thing where they don't want bad things to
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  happen to them then just because his thing was he wanted to do that doesn't
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  mean it overrides their thing for bad things not to happen is that how things
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  work I mean it certainly seems like how it should be but uh I completely
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  actually completely age with Luke on this uh and I'm glad he's
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  clarified yeah what what on Michaelson
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  being in white face well he he claimed that was a
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  disease so if I go black face and I'm like disease it's a disease Luke I've
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  got a disease what disease is that it's called my thing and you can't call me on
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  it the I can call you on that fair fair oh Barbara stri end
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  um so that's probably the last we will ever he hear of her I don't know man
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  she's the last time you heard I haven't heard of her in a very long time doing
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  anything yeah other than the shopping mall and the Clones like this is the thing she
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  doesn't do much very often but when she does stuff she does it big she does it
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  big and she does it public the dog and the shopping thing that's her being
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  private still that's not her going out and about so yeah you got a good point
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  at least they're not not dead [ __ ] hell I mean at least
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  they're not dead you can say literally about any bad thing that happened that
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  didn't result in someone's death fox has been uh oh yeah it finally happened
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  absorbed into the Disney Collective officially yeah yeah one thing I saw
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  quite funny part of the merger is you saw like photos of it happening and
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  Disney now have like Deadpool yes like photos of it happening front and center
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  Deadpool was there he had to sign off yeah they they let him over on a leash
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  and handed the Reigns to uh Ryan Reynolds literally Ryan Reynolds handed
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  him over he your problem now to Bob Iger and Bob iger's like this is your home
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  now but yeah I just thought it a bit weird that they would cuz that means we
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  might get another Deadpool movie I mean the last one was [ __ ] mediocre guys the R
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  rated uh movies they said they might I think they said they're going to
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  continue them but they'll be a separate thing I mean obviously they're going to
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  be a separate thing they're not going to put [ __ ] Deadpool in yeah in you know
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  Avengers although I mean he does cross over in the comics but I mean it's yeah
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  not the same thing either that they have to very very drastically change the tone
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  of those movies um you could not you could probably still get him in just as
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  a like see the I can see the Guardians pumping into him I don't know man the
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  the company that fired James gun for his tweets I don't think they they yeah but
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  I don't think they could put Deadpool in one of the movies not those movies it's
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  it's not very family friendly is it no you know it's funny the first thing
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  they're going to say is oh the kids are going to see this and it's like oh yeah
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  but the parents will see Deadpool and they'll know but then the kids are going
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  to be like oh I want to watch the movie with that guy in it like I don't think
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  Disney's going to want that at all yeah that's true but does Disney's
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  responsibility extend to other things that AR guess the question is whether
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  they feel it does or not yeah I mean kids could watch Guardians of the G and
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  go [ __ ] man who's this guy what's uh what's tromeo and
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  Juliet because of that one [ __ ] prisoner in the first movie that look at
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  that old man he looks great what's he
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  done Lloyd calman yeah how would the duck okay
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  Googling oh yeah oh yeah that movie yeah I love that
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  movie that's scared a little it's pretty dark at the end
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  scared you because you you had never considered sex with an animal
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  before and then you saw Leah Thompson the mum from Back to the Future [ __ ]
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  a duck she was hot in that movie she's hot in every movie mate she's hot in
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  Jaws 3 Jaws three Jesus she's the girl that gets eaten at the start of Jaws
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  three wow what a sexy shark Jo I think going have to go watch how the duck it's
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  almost as bad as Jaws 2 which was [ __ ] Jaws 2 was [ __ ] yeah is it three where
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  the wife goes after the shark or something isn't three the one where the
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  shark follows them to another country yes yes correct no no two the shark
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  follows them as well two the shark tracks down the sun of the guy yeah
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  that's right the shark's like I'm going to kill his children yeah yeah [ __ ]
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  stupid and it's Michael Kane and then in number three um yes go to the [ __ ]
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  Bahamas and the shark's like where you going the Bahamas right I'm [ __ ]
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  there I'll see you there and he's like oh F he seeing you
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  guys here yeah po into my mouth I do
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  love geores though I do love it yeah not the same movie after the first one not
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  the no story really franchise movies really are I tell you what though I saw
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  a movie this week called Spider-Man into the spiderverse a [ __ ] I got watch that
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  mate you do it's [ __ ] great that's what everyone keeps saying yeah it's uh
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  everything everyone says is true it's smart it's funny it's wellmade it's
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  beautifully animated it's probably the closest to reading a comic book that you
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  can feel while watching a movie you know sorry unle the Hulk um this Does It
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  Better h Le the Hulk you know I had I had we discussing um Hulk movies for
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  some reason recently I foret I can't remember who maybe was it on this show I
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  don't remember but but the the topic of the first Hulk movie came up and we and
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  obviously who whoever I was talking to was not familiar with the the on Le one
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  and we were talking about that it probably wasn't this podcast cuz I was
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  saying we were talking about Jennifer Connelly and Li Tyler but we were
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  talking about the wrong person because the No No the girl from
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  the first Hulk movie I'm like oh Jennifer Connelly and the conversation
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  went on a bit and then it's like yeah I can't believe she's um Steven Tyler's
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  daughter I'm like Jennifer Connell is not Steven Tyler's daughter like that
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  kind of thing and it was just like he does have daughters yeah we like the
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  [ __ ] and then yeah anyway look I wasn't a huge fan of Ang's Hulk but I'm a big
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  fan of the next one oh incredible oh I love it and I actually think I mean I
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  understand why they didn't continue with Edward Norton but I hate that that means
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  that that movie is no longer Cannon do you know what I mean like I almost want
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  them to go back and re-shoot his scenes with [ __ ] Mar
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  Ruffalo yeah Mark Ruffalo is great but imagine [ __ ] Thor Ragnarok with Edward Norton in
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  it yeah I mean I he's pretty good at comedy yeah I don't know how Mark Ruffo
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  got in the door but I'm glad he did yeah yeah he's [ __ ] great but but then
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  also I'm like I know Edward not might have been great it was Jed who got rid
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  of him right because he said they had a meeting about Avengers and he was like
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  nah he's not a te how yeah how about it's called The Hulk featuring The
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  Avengers yeah yes I've give you I've provided a a notebook of uh of extensive
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  notes on the uh on the Avengers film thanks Ed uh bye we'll be in touch
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  thanks for that we'll give you a call when we're ready for you on set and he's
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  wait still waiting to this day yep he's a great actor though I'm
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  not I'm not dissing Ed Norton Edward Ed given some [ __ ] fantastic
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  performances but yeah and I feel like maybe that's overblown a bit like is he
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  really that bad to work with I mean he seems to get on pretty well with a lot
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  of other directors and I don't think he was difficult to work with I just think
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  he you know what I don't even know the details of but it was something to do
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  with he he basically wanted top billing in Avengers so whether that I know they
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  had a dispute too because when with the Incredible Hulk he he was unhappy with
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  the script and he did change a lot of stuff but then m there was a dispute
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  about they were like no he didn't use any of his stuff and then like Sweden is
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  is like I'm not [ __ ] using someone else's ideas in my movie I'm a [ __ ]
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  man I think he was like no no I'm not I'm not up for any of that garbage so
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  yeah I find it funny that Jos Weeden trumps Edward Norton in that case yeah
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  it's interesting right I mean [ __ ] Jos weeden's fallen out of favor lately with
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  everybody he can't he used to be like a champion of kind of you know feminism by
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  you know with his strong female leads and that now now everyone [ __ ] hates
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  him he's just a bunch of stereotypical horeshit I know it's so funny how how
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  quickly it changes I mean it's like the uh it's like The Simpsons right which is
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  also now a [ __ ] Disney property but the Simpsons The Simpsons had a character
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  upu and everyone was like oh my God this is the only Prime Time show that has a
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  South Asian character on it isn't it great and then they were like you know
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  you know what that's a racist stereotype so cancel him that was last year this
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  year they're bringing him back because too many people complained there are no
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  diversity within the characters really they back yeah so they bring it in back
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  does that mean Sanji can come back Luke no no
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  no so I don't want to stay on this for long but I just want to drop this I just
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  want to drop this Pebble in the pond okay I was in India last week never been
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  there before my first time there um they do it it's real what they all do
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  it what a little little head wiggle oh the head wle sometimes yes sometimes no
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  yeah they it's an actual thing and and I don't I couldn't figure out person I
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  worked with about it they just do it like I was just talking to people and
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  they were just wiggling around and I was like are you saying yes or you saying no
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  or it depends yeah cuz it's something that i' yeah and something that sort of
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  happens over there they um people from they won't say no like it'll be always
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  we try we'll see what we can do we'll try and get it's never an outright no
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  whereas Australia I tell I tell you the people that I was asking if I can film
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  in their properties were definitely saying no but uh but I take your point generally
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  speaking cuz yeah I work a lot of people who who from there even I was in
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  training last week and yeah my trainer was talking explaining how yeah over
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  there they don't really say no I remember I when I worked in uh the place
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  I work in we had two developers who were from India and uh we had my boss who was
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  Greek who just didn't give a [ __ ] and used to ask any [ __ ] inappropriate
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  question that popped into his head at any time he was wonderful but he's like
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  what's with that [ __ ] head wigland thing and then they like trying to
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  explain it to him I I remember reading an article about it so yeah yeah best
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  way to learn sometimes is just ask question he means well but he's just
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  just like oh [ __ ] don't ask him
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  that that reminds me ask him in that way I used to work with I used to work with
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  a guy who was who was gay and he was very handsome and uh there was this girl
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  from mainland China who was part of the team and she just could not understand
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  why someone so handsome would choose to be gay like so she would just say she
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  would just say to his face she was she was like girls would date you like so
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  many girls and he's like I don't care I don't I don't want to date I don't want
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  to date even one girl she's like no no you don't understand you are very
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  handsome all the girls would like you you could [ __ ] anyone you want and he's
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  like right I don't want to [ __ ] any of them yeah he hasn't made this a choice
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  to be gay because he thinks women won't date
• 24:45
  him look while we're in India um there's
• 24:50
  there's some more Indian news today uh do we still have a [ __ ] watch jingle
• 24:57
  uh we do we definitely do I'm just not sure in the current climate whether it's
• 25:01
  appropriate but we can we can do [Music]
• 25:08
  it well I mean there's one called dwarf watch we we'll find out podcast at
• 25:15
  mm.com yeah if you're offended let us know uh and you probably are um we get
• 25:20
  more submissions for [ __ ] watch then we do complaints about it there was a
• 25:24
  period where there was a bit of bit of guys you just still doing that and then
• 25:29
  uh yeah yeah it's come so far now that people are like keeping it alive mind
• 25:35
  you know dwarves have actually sent anything in and we thought one did once
• 25:38
  and it turned out turns out it was a fake I forgot about that
• 25:44
  yes yeah we got a fake submission we got we got had in a big way we [ __ ] ate
• 25:51
  that up um did you confiscate that prize I did yeah he did he did that's right we
• 25:57
  had to provoke someone's [ __ ] prize yeah fake fake cheating such a good fake
• 26:03
  photo that was fantastic none it's very convincing cuz of little
• 26:07
  crutches yeah anyway fake [ __ ] um this is not a fake [ __ ] uh but it is a fake
• 26:13
  something this is a Pakistani waiter who looks exactly like Peter Dinklage and he
• 26:18
  is now making a decent living and has become internet famous and the article
• 26:22
  loading and yeah yeah yeah man that's
• 26:26
  awesome yeah so the thing is he's never heard of Game of
• 26:31
  Thrones really yeah imag so many people
• 26:36
  I imagine in this photo at the top here where this this guy is talking to him
• 26:40
  and he's explaining what Game of Thrones is and he's like what and they they just
• 26:44
  [ __ ] each other yeah all all right well even the ones who were related yeah yeah
• 26:50
  yeah yeah yeah and they all [ __ ] the [ __ ] yeah and then if you scroll down
• 26:56
  the one he's being handed a plate but you can tell on his face he's being told
• 27:00
  like if you're going to do this you're going to have to [ __ ]
• 27:06
  everybody yeah but yeah and the one girl you love is going to [ __ ] your
• 27:13
  dad I don't know if you guys kept watching that far I watched the first
• 27:18
  season oh man he fell in love with a prostitute they were I saw that far she
• 27:24
  [ __ ] her dad then he killed her and killed him it was [ __ ] brilliant one
• 27:29
  more season guys one more no I saw that
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  far yeah yeah yeah probably not going to
• 27:36
  watch it oh man I watch it one day when
• 27:40
  you and I used to sit there like the second it would finish in America and
• 27:45
  we'd be on the Pirate Bay [ __ ] it didn't change Matt it didn't
• 27:51
  change yeah no people ruined it for me there too many too many I I got I didn't
• 27:58
  have time to watch it straight away and then too many times people would be like
• 28:01
  oh did you watch it this week no I didn't what do you think of this [ __ ]
• 28:04
  thing that happened like you weren't even listening to me you were just
• 28:07
  waiting to say it true you weren't even listening so I I was like you know what
• 28:13
  I'm out I'm done yeah maybe that's a little maybe that's immature uh no no I
• 28:19
  I mean I get it I get it uh but it just goes back to our thing about that we
• 28:23
  talked about on this podcast a little while ago about how spoilers shouldn't
• 28:26
  really matter because it's not what happens it's how it happens so I'll try
• 28:30
  to take that uh try to take that approach to things that get spoiled on
• 28:34
  the internet before we move on from dwarf watch um there's there's another
• 28:40
  piece of news uh this week um this also
• 28:44
  may come under Star Wars news it Alo may come under dick news so I don't know if
• 28:50
  we need a jingle that encompasses all three or whether we should just play the
• 28:53
  three Jingles back to back goodness I'll leave that up to you Matt do you want to
• 28:58
  see my dick St St
• 29:08
  St but Nicholas Reed who is a dwarf who
• 29:12
  stars in uh in the the Star Wars prequels uh and uh and the Harry Potter
• 29:19
  movies God knows as what um but he's 48 years old uh he's in the news this week
• 29:25
  because um he decided to jerk off had a video
• 29:29
  arcade video arcade of all [ __ ] places what was he playing uh he was
• 29:35
  playing with his dick mat dou well according to the the photo
• 29:42
  that I'm looking at here playing one of those things where you you use the claw
• 29:46
  to come and grab toys why would you joke off over that
• 29:49
  machine they're the wor jockey look at him yeah dressed as a jockey yep because
• 29:54
  if you're going to go into a place where children hang out and jerk off and
• 29:58
  you're a dwarf I guess you want to draw as much attention to yourself as
• 30:03
  possible what a strange thing to do all right and then if you you know he looks
• 30:08
  a little bit like uh the guy from Little
• 30:10
  Britain yes he does yeah very Little
• 30:16
  Britain I never cared for Little Britain Luke did you see a Harry Potter play
• 30:22
  this week I did not Hannah went and saw it okay there's a play of Harry
• 30:28
  yes is it official or is it just like some high school kids that love har
• 30:32
  Potter it's official it's Harry Potter in the cursed child or something I think
• 30:36
  it is cursed child okay provocative
• 30:39
  title it's like 6 hours what it's like
• 30:44
  it's over two nights it's 3 hours each night that's like a minseries play yeah
• 30:49
  wait you go several nights in a row yep wow H okay almost wish I was into Harry
• 30:56
  Potter if they did a Star Wars version that'll be [ __ ] right there yeah have
• 31:01
  I told you this story before a friend of
• 31:02
  ours was at a convention and there were
• 31:08
  I think there was a a guy there who had been a Ewok in in Return of the Jedi and
• 31:14
  they went up to get to say hello and to get an autograph and presented him with
• 31:19
  a photo of wicked and this guy is like
• 31:23
  I'm not signing that that's not me and then and she was like oh you couldn't
• 31:30
  just sign it anyway for for my kid he
• 31:33
  was like absolutely not signning someone
• 31:37
  photograph I agree with him no just sign
• 31:41
  the [ __ ] photo Jesus look I uh I I've
• 31:45
  heard of like ball players not signing baseball cards of teams they used to be
• 31:52
  part of but aren't anymore and I think
• 31:55
  that's a bit silly yeah yeah cuz that's
• 31:59
  still them but you know I mean you've got you've got that rare picture of SE
• 32:04
  Sean connory signed by Roger Moore so you
• 32:08
  know see I wonder if he's like like was he actually upset about it how could you
• 32:14
  be like oh wait which which [ __ ] carpet were you inside of yeah exactly
• 32:19
  and where's the where's the [ __ ] glossy 8 by 10 of that then that I could
• 32:23
  it possibly be that he was selling that photo maybe he the case if that if he
• 32:29
  was selling a photo then yes you have to buy one you can't just bring your own
• 32:32
  photo of someone else I put it to you that you should be
• 32:36
  able to bring a Star Wars poster to any Star Wars cast member and expect them to
• 32:40
  sign it yeah that's fair I sure ASW well no what I'm not even in Stars they will
• 32:47
  sign extra stuff but you still need to pay for the
• 32:53
  signature so when when I went s Carrie Fisher like PID to get a photo and you
• 32:59
  go up and get the photo sign and she will also sign up to like I think was
• 33:02
  like five other things you bring right but there's also there is that initial
• 33:06
  you are still paying for it yeah or if you're um Lance Hendrickson you feel so
• 33:12
  bad about charging that you just hang out and chat for minutes do yeah yeah
• 33:17
  I'm a nice guy yeah he's [ __ ] we uh did the guy that we were shooting with
• 33:22
  in India this week as a cricket player is very well known not to me though of
• 33:26
  course I had no idea um but uh um everyone else was [ __ ]
• 33:32
  geeking out over him and I was I don't know who you are but uh but people
• 33:38
  wanted stuff signed and he would sign things but he would only sign with a
• 33:41
  name some people said oh just don't sign it with my name just sign your name and
• 33:46
  he was like no no cuz that's worth money when you sell it on eBay if it's signed
• 33:52
  it's worthless oh what does he care well I don't know well
• 33:58
  I think I think it annoys people that who go out with the express purs of just
• 34:03
  getting a sshot so they can go and make money off it yeah okay that's fair
• 34:07
  enough it's like people I I mean look if if if people do this you know whatever I
• 34:12
  just think it's odd when you go to a convention and then buy a
• 34:17
  pre-signed photo especially like if I mean if the celebrities there just go go
• 34:24
  say hi and get them to sign it but like you know you buy ones that it's just
• 34:27
  like just a photo of a [ __ ] yeah you know you can't think of a celebrity I
• 34:34
  can't think of a single celebrity henriksson Lance exactly Lance Henri's a
• 34:38
  good example why would you I don't know I don't know yeah well people do go buy
• 34:44
  just signed photos cuz they do want to have it but people aren't going to go
• 34:47
  buy a signed photo that's too L Hendrick
• 34:51
  unless their name is Matt that would be weird but yeah that's all it is that's why
• 34:58
  doesn't want people just run and sell it you know what I when I sign anything I
• 35:02
  sign too Matt just because [ __ ] [ __ ] the
• 35:05
  system yeah I'm realizing now that sign things people like them I guess I'm just
• 35:12
  no but here's the thing no no but I'm with you man because I like but I want
• 35:17
  things signed by them for me and I want you know what I mean like I don't
• 35:21
  want I don't want to walk up and like a production line I want to I want to be able to say
• 35:28
  my of americs because when I met Neil he [ __ ] signed
• 35:33
  it yeah ier I yeah I don't know like my stanlee photo it's signed by my comic
• 35:40
  it's signed by him and then I said hello to him and I told him about how I used
• 35:43
  to paint myself Green in his in his own blood you painted yourself green like I
• 35:49
  don't know it's just I I I know it's it's personal preference people like him
• 35:54
  anyway I I know I don't think I would buy one that was just signed by him you
• 35:58
  know on a production line in his [ __ ] bedroom at some point you know were in
• 36:03
  his bedroom I'm [ __ ] because I'm a hypocrite because
• 36:07
  I've got signed albums by bands I didn't meet the band I just bought the
• 36:12
  true I guess I'm just looking at it and in fact when I when I knew other people
• 36:17
  were going to see them I gave them [ __ ] CDs and said can you get this
• 36:20
  signed for me while you're there yeah so I guess I'm paper cruit in a way you
• 36:25
  know what it is though I think it's it's things have changed recently that that
• 36:28
  cuz there's so many cons and and then this is such a thing now it is possible
• 36:32
  that they'll sign things for me it didn't used to be so maybe that's a
• 36:35
  factor as well whereas now I'm like like well no no no I can just go and say
• 36:39
  hello to that person whereas I couldn't have done that you know in [ __ ] penth
• 36:43
  20 years ago yeah that's right yeah you had to just go to Fantasia and pay
• 36:48
  whatever the [ __ ] cost it was I love that store whereas now you can actually
• 36:52
  walk up you could walk up to Lance henrion and say I've seen all of your
• 36:56
  movies and he can I haven't even seen all of my movies yeah he said he said
• 37:01
  you know a lot about my movies I do I do awesome I'm just going
• 37:06
  to go over here and call Security man no [ __ ] he must have loved it that you
• 37:11
  knew about the [ __ ] tin foil on the teeth yeah no no he he did he was he was
• 37:16
  into it he's a top guy if you get the chance to chat with him listeners do it
• 37:20
  he's [ __ ] great if you do chat with Lance hron um let us know how it went
• 37:24
  right in podcast at multiple nerdgasm doc M nerd on Twitter mulm on Facebook and
• 37:31
  Instagram and uh let us know if he told you that he uh that you know a lot about
• 37:36
  movies he probably doesn't yes you guys can just reminisce about
• 37:42
  Jim that's what that's what we call James Cameron l call him Jim Jimmy
• 37:48
  C speaking of Jim yeah there's uh there's talk of a new Terminator film
• 37:55
  yes dark fate involving Jim yes yeah well he's producing it right producing
• 38:01
  is okay that's all right so long as he oversees it because uh you know as long
• 38:06
  as it's like Hands-On producing not just yeah yeah I want the kind of producing
• 38:10
  that Steven Spielberg did on poltergeist yes yeah not just he's my
• 38:16
  credit card yeah I can't make this movie for contractual reasons but I'm going to
• 38:21
  direct it and you're just going to put your hands on the camera right yeah it's
• 38:25
  got Linda Hamilton in it man that's someone i' like to say hi to
• 38:29
  but she has crippling social anxiety so that probably won't happen but uh she
• 38:33
  seems cool James Cameron's ex-wife Jim's ex-wife Linda Hamilton were they married
• 38:39
  I didn't know that yeah in the 90s H I think during ter the filming of
• 38:44
  Terminator 2 they were married and then they got divorced after that but with
• 38:48
  this movie they're actually they're sort of just forgetting that Terminator 3
• 38:52
  exists aren't they yeah than oh I hope so yeah I hope they are going I I
• 38:58
  pretend it doesn't exist they're just saying like it's Terminator one two and
• 39:03
  then this movie we anything in between this is what fans have been doing for
• 39:07
  years just and you know unofficially ignoring now RoboCop's doing it he's uh
• 39:13
  uh what's his name Neil Blom Camp's gone like well let's just not have those
• 39:17
  other movies be real man uh Ridley Scot
• 39:22
  did it with alien yes yeah and then also alien colonial Marines did it too but
• 39:27
  not talk well I mean yeah but yeah riddle riddles was
• 39:33
  just like no don't care I I want to watch alien Covenant again just to see
• 39:39
  yeah I want to watch it again too yeah yeah see watch it with a bit less
• 39:43
  expectation perhaps cuz I I read a take on it the other day that it's actually
• 39:47
  quite good if you if you can kind of cleanse your mind before it of of yeah
• 39:53
  expectation I guess is the right word yeah it's actually but I also think
• 39:57
  Luke's right I think when we first like when we sort walked out of promethus
• 40:02
  where like [ __ ] man the sequel to this is going to be off the charts and
• 40:05
  they're like oh we're not going to do the sequel about what you think we're
• 40:08
  going to skip over all that stuff yeah yeah yeah because well most people
• 40:14
  didn't like Prometheus I guess no yeah yeah like we got we got what he was
• 40:18
  doing but it wasn't I took a second viewing for me to like it yeah yeah
• 40:24
  right the first time I wasn't that impressed h no I was all in I was all in the only
• 40:30
  thing that I think and and and this was a later addition to the script is that I
• 40:34
  I thought I thought there was some signifiers that this was definitely
• 40:38
  linking straight between the plot of this and the plot of alien that they
• 40:41
  then went no no no no no no no it's a different planet like what yeah come on
• 40:46
  no the script was originally it was literally called alien something I
• 40:51
  forget yeah might might have been alien Covenant think about it and uh and it
• 40:57
  literally was a prequel to alien yeah and that was the ship and then you're
• 41:02
  you're right it's just so obvious that that's what it was like it's almost
• 41:05
  silly yeah that's right still yeah they do that a lot yeah oh you know what we
• 41:11
  talk about how I rewatched Alien versus Predator the other week no why would you
• 41:15
  rewatch that how was it it's terrible yeah uh but it has Lance Hendrickson in
• 41:20
  it so that's a plus uh but yeah no it's it's just not good it's got some good
• 41:26
  stuff but not aot it just doesn't make any sense and it
• 41:31
  yeah no and it got a sequel yeah which was worse certainly did speaking of
• 41:36
  sequels and predators I attempted to watch The Predator recently oh I was
• 41:42
  going to try that I turned it off right
• 41:46
  that good it's just it's just so generic you know it's like all movies are the
• 41:52
  same now didn't they also have to cut a lot of that just before it came out did
• 41:57
  they I don't I don't even know because of the one guy that they hide on it that
• 42:02
  turned out that he like was abusing his niece or something yeah there was a it
• 42:08
  was a friend of Shane Black's Shane black the director it was a friend of
• 42:12
  his and he put him in the movie and then what's her name Olivia man Olivia man is
• 42:16
  that who's in that I think she found out about it and she was like [ __ ] you for
• 42:20
  not telling us yeah uh and made a big fuss about it in the rightly so sorry
• 42:25
  that sounded a little little conding she women making a big fuss about sexual AR
• 42:31
  not she she brought it up a lot on the Press tour uh because she was really mad
• 42:35
  about it rightly so and then and then they were like okay we'll remove him
• 42:39
  from the uh from the film yeah and the director was sort of like oh I've spoken
• 42:43
  to him and it was yeah it was just a little thing it's not true and then it
• 42:45
  came out no he pled guilty it's true and he's went F jail for it I've been
• 42:50
  misinformed of this yeah he said sorry and they I think they did a quick
• 42:55
  re-edit and got rid of most of his scenes yeah so I don't know how much
• 42:59
  that affected the movie but uh well I tell you it didn't affect my experience
• 43:03
  of turning it off so unless his part was just so so magical that it would have
• 43:10
  held my attention uh then uh that's a nogo from
• 43:14
  me you mentioned Neil gamon before and this just popped back into my head CU I
• 43:18
  was trying to think about did I watch anything this week I did I finished
• 43:21
  watching the Neil gamer Master Class oh and and oh it's [ __ ] excellent it's
• 43:26
  even like I don't I don't write you know the way that you know I write things but
• 43:32
  I don't write novels but still it doesn't matter Neil you can read and
• 43:37
  write yes and Neil G is fascinating and I can sit there and watch him talk you
• 43:40
  know oh man I just want to listen to him talk as I fall sleepy tonight I've paid
• 43:44
  money to go and just watch him talk me too we all have um but he at one point
• 43:50
  in this in the in the master class says he's talk he's kind of wrapping things
• 43:54
  up at the end and he says you know and you'll go back and you'll you'll reread
• 43:56
  the book that you wrote and and then at times when you're writing it feels like
• 44:01
  it's difficult and at times it feels like it's easy but when you read it back
• 44:05
  at the end you can't tell when there's no difference between your voice in
• 44:08
  those times you just need to to be confident and just know that there won't
• 44:11
  be a difference and and the the reader won't be able to tell but you read it
• 44:15
  back and you'll know I wrote this section when I had a
• 44:19
  migraine and I was like migraine a what Neil giman says
• 44:25
  migraine oh all right okay didn't I've never heard that before no I've never
• 44:31
  heard someone pronounce it that way before but if he says it it must be
• 44:36
  right you know that was my first thought was like I've been saying migrain wrong
• 44:40
  cuz if Neil gamon says it that way he's British yeah I mean far be it from me to
• 44:45
  [ __ ] say that Neil Gaiman is pronouncing [ __ ] wrong yeah I'm I mean
• 44:49
  well maybe that's the problem right no one's got the balls to tell
• 44:53
  him I'll tell him yeah luk could tell him yeah it's like you know no one says no
• 44:59
  to George Lucas and then we end up with the [ __ ] Star Wars films no one says
• 45:02
  no to nework game and we end up with migraine anyway made me laugh I paused
• 45:07
  it and went back and watched that little bit again just to make sure
• 45:12
  migraine did he maybe it was just he he just
• 45:16
  misspoke cuz no one can think it's MRA yeah you reckon he's kicking himself now
• 45:21
  going [ __ ] did I just say me gra what an idiot yeah and it's like that Benedict
• 45:26
  Cumberbatch thing with the the Penguins where no one no one said anything and
• 45:29
  then it got on TV do you know about that where he pronounced I think I know that
• 45:33
  one they did a Benedict Cumberbatch narrated a documentary about penguins
• 45:38
  and kept pronouncing penguin wrong I think he was saying penguin or penguin
• 45:42
  or something so it wasn't just a slip of the tongue at a certain point he didn't
• 45:45
  know how to say [Music] penguin is Penguins crusted Penguins
• 45:51
  parent penguin heading home so why are these woodlands so attractive to penguins
• 45:58
  and because it doesn't come up that often and then he did this whole
• 46:01
  documentary and then it got on TV and then it became a thing and then he was
• 46:04
  like the [ __ ] no one said anything hours and hours of [ __ ] like
• 46:09
  voice over no one said anything because there were two they were like it's
• 46:13
  benedi kbash I'm not going to tell him you tell him yeah but surely at some
• 46:17
  point he was like a kid and he was like I want to go to Antarctica to see the
• 46:21
  Penguins and the teacher was like it's Penguins it's pronounced Penguins no
• 46:27
  never happened so yeah that's what happens when you get too famous Y no one
• 46:31
  wants to say anything you need to tell people no let them know when they're
• 46:36
  wrong I did watch something this week and it was good it was very good I
• 46:39
  watched afterlife the new riie ja show oh I was wondering whether that was good
• 46:45
  or whether it wasn't no no it is it's
• 46:49
  good it's I I think it's um it's very uh
• 46:53
  very Ricky ja like it's got a it's got a message and it will it's going to drive
• 46:59
  that message home it's about a guy who um his wife dies of cancer and he just
• 47:05
  decides he doesn't want to live anymore but then he realizes if he doesn't care
• 47:10
  he can just be a [ __ ] [ __ ] to everybody and uh with no consequences
• 47:14
  because if it gets too bad he'll just kill himself so oh it sounds it's a comedy is it
• 47:21
  yes it is well it's a Ricky ja comedy where it's funny but it's also like you
• 47:25
  know it's about him finding out finding trying to find a reason to live or or
• 47:30
  having a reason to live forced upon him in in a way and learning that you know
• 47:35
  yeah it's good it's good it's funny you know it's Ricky ja being an [ __ ] to
• 47:38
  people he's made a show where he gets to do that because that's his that's a
• 47:42
  thing he's good at and then it's also got a nice kind of uh like a bunch of
• 47:47
  nice lessons it's good characters it's just really good yeah okay in a little
• 47:51
  little town little town in England works for the local paper and uh he goes
• 47:55
  around and and uh interviews people with like weird uh you know for the front
• 48:00
  page of the local paper you know like you've got a carrot that looks like a
• 48:04
  dick kind of thing and then so he goes around and interviews him it's good I
• 48:09
  recommend it it's on Netflix I'll give it a go for sure only six episodes
• 48:14
  British show so you watch it in like what the whole thing in like 3 hours
• 48:19
  actually probably two and a half y exactly I yeah it's got some good jokes
• 48:25
  in it I like Ricky J that's on Netflix right yes I watched something on Netflix
• 48:30
  this week at your recommendation I watched abducted in plain
• 48:35
  sight God [ __ ] terrifying yeah yeah
• 48:40
  it's uh it's it's it's intense yeah yeah
• 48:44
  yeah like [ __ ] yeah Luke maybe have you seen it
• 48:50
  Luke I don't know it's a oneoff it's just it's just one episode True Crime um
• 48:56
  yeah but it's a episode it is and it's like man yeah but
• 49:01
  it's it's unbelievable like it it's the
• 49:05
  [ __ ] yeah yeah like what I was just yelling at the TV the whole time there
• 49:11
  about a pedophile who uh befriends of family to get to the daughter basically
• 49:15
  that's the short version of and doesn't doesn't pretend he's not a pedophile no
• 49:19
  and they don't care so much more to it than that yeah so much and I'm just like
• 49:24
  what are you doing and then when I'm like wait why are you jerking him off
• 49:28
  yes that was the bit where I was like what yeah what at one point the dad
• 49:33
  jerks him off and it's like at Point didn't you start to think wait a minute
• 49:40
  it's after he [ __ ] his wife the guy [ __ ] his wife and then the dad was
• 49:43
  like confronting him about and he's like I just have I'm just a sick person I'm
• 49:46
  sick I just oh maybe maybe I'll feel better if you jerk me off and the dad's
• 49:50
  like maybe it'll help yeah he's like well if it's either me jerking you off
• 49:53
  or you [ __ ] my wife I guess I'm jerking you off then guess I'll do it yeah my
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  God it's I I just yeah that I feel like I don't want to I'm not
• 50:06
  I don't mean to I'm not victim just guys come on come on what are you doing and then
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  yeah the he he convinces this little girl that she's uh they've been abducted
• 50:17
  by aliens and that when the time comes he and her will have to uh to rebuild
• 50:23
  the human race and so they have to yeah have to do stuff and it's it's awful
• 50:29
  yeah it's really disturbing he has a tape recorder that he records himself as
• 50:34
  the alien doing a silly voice and he puts it in a room and it's [ __ ]
• 50:38
  disturbing yeah yeah yeah and and we've
• 50:43
  not even that's that's not all of it so some spoilers there but that's not
• 50:47
  all of it so just watch it yeah cuz uh speaking of spoilers uh the Russo
• 50:52
  Brothers have come out this week and said uh don't get too excited about the
• 50:55
  end game trailer most of that shit's fake yeah they've been doing this and uh
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  they've done it before there's yeah in all of the trailers and in fact all the
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  Disney movies all sorry all the Marvel movies the trailers have always got
• 51:08
  stuff in it that's not real like it's not actually in the film and that's not
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  necessarily unusual sometimes they do trailers quite a bit before the films
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  are finished I mean we we commented quite a lot on the Rogue one trailer
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  that had a lot of shots of did some of the greatest shots that you saw in a
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  trailer nothing to do with a movie just teasy stuff but this is this is to
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  intentionally um to not spoil things they've done it on purpose cuz a lot of
• 51:29
  people said The Avengers well the new one there's a there's a shot where
• 51:33
  they're all walking through that like the hanger at The Avengers you know base
• 51:38
  and Tony and nebula are there and everyone was like ah spoiler like
• 51:43
  they're back on Earth but that's the thing a TR spoiler no but that's that's
• 51:47
  the whole point is it's not because you know what real or not people get upset
• 51:52
  about spoilers but then when the new trailer comes out they're all rushing to
• 51:57
  go and watch it and I'm but that's a spoiler cuz I feel like the most
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  egregious one was the Spider-Man homecoming trailer that just told you
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  the whole [ __ ] movie remember that yeah yeah but like you most movies you
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  know what's going to happen anyway some degree apparently like an example I read
• 52:15
  was that in the um the infinity War trailer there's a shot of them fighting
• 52:19
  in wakanda at the end and Hulk is there but that doesn't happen yeah in no
• 52:24
  that's right so that was that was that that was a fake out and then also in um
• 52:29
  Thor Ragnarok when the trailers for that came out uh those scenes from later in
• 52:33
  the movie Thor has both his eyes in the trailer but in the they had to digitally
• 52:39
  add his eye like add the remove the eye he didn't have the patch yet did he he
• 52:43
  just had an eye missing and they F they put it back in for the trailer speaking
• 52:49
  of [ __ ] missing eyes can we please talk about Nick Fury and how he lost his
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  eye okay yes sure there was things oh yeah that's right Captain Marvel
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  spoilers Captain Marvel spoilers two weeks it's been exactly two
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  weeks I'm just warning people I know but it doesn't mean we shouldn't warn them
• 53:07
  no no no no no all right now we're good go on uh things I liked about it things
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  I didn't like uh but one of the things I definitely didn't like was how they
• 53:17
  handled the [ __ ] Nick Fury eye thing it was just it was just such a nonevent
• 53:22
  it was so anticlimactic and also it's like does he feel no pain the man lost a
• 53:27
  [ __ ] a no he didn't lose it yet no no no scratched then why did they no but
• 53:34
  they brought him in glass eyes to choose oh that was later yeah no but
• 53:39
  that's what I mean the [ __ ] eyes gone mate yeah yeah actually that's a good
• 53:43
  point it wasn't that much later was it no it was like oh scratch don't even
• 53:47
  notice oh by the way here's some fake eyes sorry the [ __ ] eye is
• 53:51
  gone yeah he came to terms with it pretty quickly yeah there was a fake out with it too
• 53:56
  cuz he hits his head in the I think it's he in the car accident ear you can only
• 54:00
  fake out something if the thing you do is better than the fake out thing yeah
• 54:05
  cuz Coulson says to him how's your eye and he's like it's fine yeah and they
• 54:09
  just that was great and I thought they were going to just not say anything
• 54:12
  about it and just still leave it up to your imagination it happened at a later
• 54:15
  date but they're like no no no it happen it would have been better it was just
• 54:17
  lame but I still think he looks stupid throughout that entire movie I didn't
• 54:21
  notice no I didn't notice either I thought it was okay I thought it was F I
• 54:25
  think it's really just me but it just annoyed me every time he was on screen
• 54:30
  you have an eye for these things maybe maybe I do get it an eye I didn't think
• 54:34
  I paid enough attention to things my one nitpicky thing with the film was that um
• 54:41
  some of the '90s music M was a little jarring and then this the just a girl
• 54:48
  was just too much like yeah that was the
• 54:52
  one thing that made me go yeah I agree but when I was going GH the people in
• 54:58
  the cinema cheered so yeah fair enough fair enough and I I know why they picked
• 55:04
  that song and I completely understand I just was like oh goodness like didn't it
• 55:09
  didn't it's not about liking the song it's it's just that it was so on the
• 55:13
  nose and like also didn't fit they were in a spaceship like it just it was just
• 55:19
  weird I still just feel that the humor was just forced into that movie yeah I
• 55:24
  agree I don't think it needed it H yeah like there's some bits that were funny
• 55:29
  but a lot of it just felt like all right we we it's been a while since we had a
• 55:32
  joke in let's work out something yeah I tend to agree plus I I I think somebody
• 55:37
  said to the director hey uh the last two really funny ones were the most popular
• 55:41
  so uh make funny yeah and it tends to be the ones
• 55:46
  that are sort of related to space they're sort of the funny ones so this
• 55:49
  one's got a bit of space in it so yeah it needs to be funny aliens are funny
• 55:54
  the aliens were funny oh we didn't get to you wen't here last week Dan with the
• 55:58
  the James gun discussion he's back I know [ __ ] He's back we don't have to
• 56:03
  beat that dead horse again cuz no list are sick of us talking that's it for
• 56:07
  James gun news and apparently Disney never looked for someone else so they
• 56:11
  were either always planning to hire him back or they weren't actually going to
• 56:14
  do the film or they just hadn't thought it through one of those yeah I'm going
• 56:19
  to go with option three very possible they made the decision very quickly M
• 56:25
  mhm yeah that was silly while we're talking about movies
• 56:29
  can I quickly just rattle off a couple of uh horror movies I saw this week that
• 56:33
  is worth noting um yeah so the first one and uh arguably the best I saw us which
• 56:39
  is the new uh oh I'm going to see I want to see that this week to see it it's
• 56:42
  good what's us Jordan Peele Jordan peele's new Jordan Peele is erupting
• 56:47
  onto the scene as the master of suspense you know he's he he did uh the [ __ ] was
• 56:53
  the name of his first movie get out get out yeah he did get get out then us and
• 56:58
  now he's he's helming the remake of The Twilight Zone uh which I'm [ __ ]
• 57:04
  psyched for uh he's good he's original this is not a perfect movie there's a
• 57:08
  couple of things that I thought me but uh what movie doesn't have that you know
• 57:13
  overall this is just very very strong storytelling in the horror genre very
• 57:17
  good [ __ ] guy just Jordan Peele from C Peele he's
• 57:22
  [ __ ] like it's good like smart horror
• 57:27
  yeah yeah well you know well they were always smart comedians so yeah I guess
• 57:33
  it makes sense that show is [ __ ] hilarious like smart it is it's on point
• 57:40
  it's on point yeah so that's us I won't say anything about it because anything I
• 57:43
  say will be a spoiler uh not that it's twisty or anything but just just go and
• 57:47
  watch it just go and watch it and be unsettled by it we'll do I plan to yeah
• 57:54
  so the other movie I watched was over Lord which is the JJ ABS produced uh
• 57:59
  zombies in World War II I've seen it uh what you think I liked it yeah I like
• 58:06
  yeah like didn't blow my mind but it was good yeah coule couple of the casting
• 58:11
  decisions actually made me a bit odd that that one character that you
• 58:15
  supposed to think's like the big tough guy oh yeah I I thought I thought he he
• 58:19
  was an odd choice that actor just didn't really have the Charisma to pull that
• 58:22
  off the guy from Umbrella Academy is that you mean did you
• 58:26
  Academy no no I haven't seen the New York guy you know the guy
• 58:31
  [ __ ] kick your [ __ ] asses yeah yeah I'll give you white four yeah but
• 58:36
  overall yeah good um slightly new take well not necessarily new but you know
• 58:41
  slightly uh slightly unique take on the on the zombie genre yeah that was good
• 58:47
  yeah n Nazis yeah I love world two films I love zombie movies to a point uh and
• 58:53
  this was both it was good yeah now the Third movie I watched this week odd to
• 58:57
  call it a horror movie but I'm going to bring it up anyway it's called The
• 59:00
  Virgin Spring have you heard of this Matt you may have heard this mentioned I
• 59:04
  have heard of it yes I think okay to to jog your memory and I'm sure this will
• 59:10
  um you've seen a little 7s exploitation horror movie called Last House on the
• 59:15
  Left I assume yes yes made by um West
• 59:19
  Craven that's right uh about um about a two girls who were brutally raped and
• 59:25
  murdered and then the uh the rapists go and hide out at their house and their
• 59:31
  parents figure out that uh that they're the rapists and exact bloody Revenge um
• 59:37
  so I'm actually working my way through the films of um inar Bergman right now
• 59:43
  cated curated my own little little uh little Film Festival that I'm going
• 59:47
  through um do you give Awards yeah yeah must my invite must still be in the post
• 59:52
  I guess yeah yeah I guess so yeah okay well we'll leave that there but
• 59:58
  last house on the left is a remake of a
• 1:00:00
  of a 1950s era Swedish movie by inmar
• 1:00:06
  Bergman called um the Virgin Springs which is exact same exact same story
• 1:00:10
  there you go okay except it's medieval setting oh huh yeah yeah and it's got um
• 1:00:17
  what's that old man who's like in every he's in he's the king who gives Anie the
• 1:00:23
  money in the start of Conan and he's also in the force
• 1:00:28
  awakens um you know who I mean yeah I do of course I
• 1:00:33
  do [ __ ] it's going to bug me I know I can't I'm drawing a blank but you know
• 1:00:37
  what I mean anyway it stars him he's the dad um and uh yeah I mean there's it's
• 1:00:43
  it's arguably a deeper movie than Last House on the Left you know it's it's the
• 1:00:48
  exact same plot but with a lot of uh a lot of subtext in there mostly religious
• 1:00:53
  subtext and how there this super prous family that are kind of coming to terms
• 1:00:58
  with this kind of evil that's brought into their life you know that was never
• 1:01:01
  part of uh Wes Craven's uh brutal [ __ ] but uh yeah it was interesting
• 1:01:08
  to watch interesting I I'd be interested to watch that actually yeah yeah I think
• 1:01:13
  you would find it interesting Max von Sida Max von sidow yeah I was just about to
• 1:01:19
  say of my head yeah just watch it his performance is great um Bergman makes
• 1:01:24
  films that are [ __ ]
• 1:01:27
  poetically uh disturbing and uh it's just a great movie but also if you've
• 1:01:33
  seen Last House on the Left and give it a watch for um crazy weird Nostalgia I
• 1:01:38
  like just before we go I did want to briefly talk about because I feel like
• 1:01:42
  uh I feel like we should address this Google [ __ ] stadia got announced this
• 1:01:46
  week yeah yeah I'm sure everyone's expecting us to talk about it but we
• 1:01:49
  don't know a huge amount about it really no there's not much to I know is I won't
• 1:01:53
  get to play it for about 10 years oh in Australia yeah yeah so Google's
• 1:01:58
  announced stadia which is a game streaming service actually we talked
• 1:02:01
  about this a bit recently I guess everybody's doing this now try try
• 1:02:06
  Microsoft Microsoft announced theirs recently the project xam or something
• 1:02:11
  well they said after Google announced this they said oh we're going to bring
• 1:02:15
  it at E3 so all right guess we'll see well there all the only ones going to E3
• 1:02:21
  so it's going to be really easy for them they're GNA have to bring
• 1:02:24
  something it's going to be boring um yeah so the game runs on a server and
• 1:02:29
  it streams the video to your device you can play games on anything with a Chrome
• 1:02:33
  browser apparently and they're they're leveraging whatever Technologies they've
• 1:02:39
  come up with and it's Google so they've got the money and the the resources if
• 1:02:44
  anyone can do it You' think they'd be able to figure it out so it's going to
• 1:02:47
  launch in USA Canada and UK most of Europe this year yeah I'll [ __ ] try
• 1:02:54
  it let's see did you see the control contrer yeah the controller looks
• 1:02:58
  interesting the controller I I don't know why they're going for what I sort
• 1:03:03
  of look at as a PlayStation design yeah which I hate cuz it's got the two sticks
• 1:03:09
  at the same level right right yeah whereas I prefer the Xbox where you've
• 1:03:14
  got like the left ones up and the d-pads down yeah cuz you want to your right
• 1:03:19
  hand's usually on the buttons not on the stick my right hand's usually on my dick
• 1:03:24
  so I'm I'm per' been hanging out you've been hanging out with those Ewoks again
• 1:03:29
  yeah that's right one thing I thought was interesting is cuz you know one of the
• 1:03:33
  problems with with this kind of tech is that you've got it's not just like
• 1:03:38
  Netflix where you got to display the video you've also got to take input from
• 1:03:42
  a controller and then it's got to feel responsive because when you put a movie
• 1:03:46
  on there can be a delay that you won't notice because as soon as it starts as
• 1:03:50
  long as it continues you don't give a [ __ ] like whereas if you're playing a
• 1:03:53
  game it needs to be very responsive and a couple of milliseconds of lag can oh
• 1:03:59
  it can make a huge difference yeah the controller connects to your Wi-Fi
• 1:04:04
  network and connects the controller connects directly to Google it doesn't
• 1:04:09
  connect to the device that you're using it's it's like the the controller is on
• 1:04:15
  the internet and it connects directly to Google I thought that's really
• 1:04:18
  interesting I hadn't really thought about it but I mean that that makes
• 1:04:21
  sense like so it's like you don't you don't syn the controller to say if
• 1:04:26
  you're playing on on a on a phone you don't link the controller to your phone
• 1:04:30
  it's pretty cool which when you think about does make sense oh yeah absolutely
• 1:04:33
  I just I just never it never occurred to me that they would have to do that but
• 1:04:37
  yeah obviously and that might that might be a way of solving that problem I don't
• 1:04:41
  know yes because instead of it having to go through a device and then go connect
• 1:04:46
  it's just the controller's connecting straight to Google and doing it that way
• 1:04:49
  so you don't have it sync to your computer which has then got to send the
• 1:04:52
  signal it just sends it straight there which yeah that can help but yeah I just
• 1:04:57
  yeah I I don't know I'll probably get to use it when I travel but yeah I'm not
• 1:05:01
  going to get to be I won't be playing it in Australia anytime soon yeah but I I
• 1:05:06
  even think you would probably struggle with your internet if you didn't up your
• 1:05:10
  plan yeah well we'll see I might give it a shot well see the thing is if I if if
• 1:05:15
  if they can do it like uh you know like a Netflix for games it might be worth
• 1:05:19
  upgrading my internet to have that and then I'd have to buy because I wouldn't
• 1:05:22
  be buying you know pay as much on games you don't like Netflix for games though
• 1:05:28
  what do you mean well there's already Game Pass and yeah but that's game well
• 1:05:35
  it is pretty much is there 100 plus games that you can go and play and
• 1:05:39
  Netflix takes movies off yeah but not while I'm in the middle of watching them
• 1:05:44
  they can the games games are different in that sense yeah you're right if if if it
• 1:05:51
  was like oh this game's available for just a month that wouldn't interest me
• 1:05:55
  cuz it's going to taking me longer than that to play a game anyway this is
• 1:05:57
  interesting and then the fact that Doom Eternal is one of the first games coming
• 1:06:01
  on it means they must be confident cuz you can't play that [ __ ] game without
• 1:06:05
  with lag like if it doesn't work really well no a doom game it is a very fastpac
• 1:06:11
  game and they're even talking about 8K yeah well they're saying Doom Eternal
• 1:06:16
  will launch 4K HDR [ __ ] 60 frames a
• 1:06:20
  second like all right that's fine let's show me
• 1:06:26
  I'll believe it when I see it cuz [ __ ] hell that's amazing I don't like
• 1:06:29
  the name that's a stupid name stadia is that like that's the the plural of
• 1:06:35
  stadium right oh is it yeah I guess so that makes sense then all right but I
• 1:06:41
  know Google are the ones that could probably make this happen but also
• 1:06:44
  Google fail at a lot of stuff they try as well well that's they just throw
• 1:06:48
  stuff at the wall and see what sticks yeah but yes there is a long list of
• 1:06:52
  failed Google properties they do have their own Johnny I now though and if
• 1:06:55
  you've watched the videos a BAL British man talking about the
• 1:07:00
  future so that's good maybe that'll work out for him worked for apple look before
• 1:07:05
  we go um shout out to a former co-host of this podcast whose mom just posted a
• 1:07:11
  um Pauline Hansen article in favor of her policies so just leave that out
• 1:07:16
  there and I'll see you guys in the Afterparty oh no that's all for this
• 1:07:22
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