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The nasty job first thing in the morning · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_01: I can already tell you this morning, it might become an unhinged morning at some point.
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SPEAKER_01: Y'all have to wait around for what popped online last night.
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SPEAKER_01: You just stand by.
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SPEAKER_01: That's on the way.
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SPEAKER_01: All I can do is tease you with that a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01: But at any rate, I wanted to say good everyone to everyone and welcome.
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SPEAKER_01: And glad you guys are gonna be a part of it today.
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SPEAKER_01: We're not a hundred percent finished with the showers yet.
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SPEAKER_01: In fact, we might see some thunderstorms today, up to about 78, and then we clear out.
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SPEAKER_01: And then things are good.
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SPEAKER_01: Friday, Saturday, Saturday night, maybe rain, Sunday, maybe rain.
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SPEAKER_01: Hi, Ellie Payne.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi, how are you?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm alright, how are you?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
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SPEAKER_00: I was running a minute late because my I was doing something extremely disgusting this morning.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
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SPEAKER_00: So my dog has had some health hiccups, as you know, behind the scenes.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, in fact, today I believe uh the appointment is scheduled.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, he's going to the vet.
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SPEAKER_00: But I wasn't sure if I was gonna take him to the vet because all of a sudden he took a turn for the better.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I thought this is great.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, not like super better, but like he was eating again, just things that like our normal dog stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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SPEAKER_00: So I thought, well, I don't want to seem like the boy that cried wolf, so I don't know if I should cancel because they squeezed me in and all that.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, then this morning he wasn't getting up at first, which is fine.
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SPEAKER_00: Sometimes he does that lately.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, I hit the alarm a couple times too.
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SPEAKER_01: Right, right, right.
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SPEAKER_01: Reach over with a paw.
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SPEAKER_00: Finally, he got up, and I'm like, okay, I I need to get out the door right now.
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SPEAKER_00: But I also, and this is so disgusting.
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SPEAKER_00: This is my gross thing that I was doing this morning.
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SPEAKER_00: I thought, I need to examine his poop.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: So because my dog walker had told me yesterday there was some blood in there.
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SPEAKER_00: And but he hadn't done anything for me last night.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I need to see this to decide if I'm still there.
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SPEAKER_00: Right, if I'm gonna, if I'm going to take him to the vet or not.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And it was just taking him forever.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, he hasn't been eating a ton and drinking a little bit.
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SPEAKER_00: But anyway, so he need a little metabusle.
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SPEAKER_00: Right?
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SPEAKER_00: So that's what I was doing this morning was like, come on.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, when you wait for your dog, you're like, get it out.
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SPEAKER_01: I wish I could wait for my dogs, but they are kind enough to drop elephant uh-size craps everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: This I'm I'm standing in the kitchen this morning, and I'm pretty sure it was Winston decided, well, I'm going right outside to deal with it.
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SPEAKER_01: There's no hesitation in my house yet.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, well, uh this, so that's what I was doing was I picked it up because of course it's dark out.
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SPEAKER_00: So I had to pick it up.
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SPEAKER_00: I had to go inside, open up the bag, examine it.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, uh, okay, he's going to the vet.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: He's definitely going for sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Was there still blood or no?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, unfortunately.
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SPEAKER_00: So I don't know what that means.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know either.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, that one's, I mean, uh sometimes they eat something they shouldn't.
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SPEAKER_01: It it wrecks their guts for a bit.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, and that's what I was thinking because I caught him yesterday eating this pile of mulch that I had raked up, eating in it, like, you know, putting his nose in it.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Which is a true indication to me that a cat pooped in there and he ate some cat pig that could be laced with whatever, especially in my neighborhood neighborhood.
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SPEAKER_00: We have so many feral cats everywhere.
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SPEAKER_00: And you just know you never know what they're picking up.
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SPEAKER_01: No, but that's a good point.
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SPEAKER_00: I just love that, like, we just got paid, and Junior's like, Yep, hey, would you like to spend?
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SPEAKER_00: And my my vet is not extremely expensive either.
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SPEAKER_00: But it's just the timing of it.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, no vet's extremely cheap.
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SPEAKER_01: Let's put it that way.
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SPEAKER_01: That's true too.
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SPEAKER_00: That's true too.
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SPEAKER_00: But it it's the timing of it.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know.
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SPEAKER_01: We literally I could do a payday tomorrow and not complain one bit about it.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know.
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SPEAKER_00: And we've only we we got paid literally two days ago.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and and I'm ready again.
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SPEAKER_01: So before I or I'll take a star check, that would work.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, before I uh even ate my breakfast this morning, that's uh that's what I was doing.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, the good news is you've postponed my breakfast for a couple minutes after that story.
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SPEAKER_01: So I thank you for that.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure I'm still ready.