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Episode 5: Hugh Jass and Bow Tie Ben · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Should I turn off the air conditioning? I probably should.
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  Speaker 2: If you want three sweaty dudes in a room, then
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  Speaker 2: turn it off. But I think the podcast will be
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  Speaker 2: better for cool.
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  Speaker 1: I bet we could get some money from people if
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 3: Three sweaty dudes doing a podcast is a very specific
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  Speaker 3: audience for that.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of thing. Do you use chat rept on the
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  Speaker 1: regular or not? Really?
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  Speaker 2: No, I still haven't downloaded or anything. I'm on social
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  Speaker 2: media and art so like it's kind of a bad
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  Speaker 2: word these days.
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  Speaker 1: So we were having issues earlier with the computer. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Everything's fucked up all the time. Technology is annoying. Chat
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  Speaker 4: Rept is great because it'll search online and it'll like
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  Speaker 4: read the instruction manuals for everything, for the soundboard, for
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  Speaker 4: the computer, program for the mics, for everything, and it'll
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  Speaker 4: troubleshoot you live. But the thing that I've discovered now
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  Speaker 4: is that it's very easy to just like talk to
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  Speaker 4: your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on? How you doing today? Great?
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for asking? How about you? How's your day going
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  Speaker 5: so far? Anything fun or exciting happening.
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  Speaker 1: We're sitting around recording a podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Remember you were supposed to help me fix the computer,
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  Speaker 4: but it got all fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like how he's acting like he didn't already
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  Speaker 1: talk to us. You know exactly how my day's going.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going good. It's been rough. Oh no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 5: Technical issues can definitely be a pain, especially when you're
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  Speaker 5: in the pill recording.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't like how polite he is.
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  Speaker 5: You know what's going on, and we'll get it sorted out.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Ben Youngerman's here by the way. Hey, thanks for
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  Speaker 3: having me. Guys, tell people who you are. Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 3: Ben Youngerman. I do a lot of things in the valley.
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  Speaker 3: I lived here for a long time and then I
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  Speaker 3: came back after college and it's been all fun stuff
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  Speaker 3: ever since.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just finished the eleventh season with the Lehigh Valley Phantoms.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the blast. That's the cool thing.
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  Speaker 4: Benitch deep because my mother, God bless her until good
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  Speaker 4: old Mom. I said, Ben Youngerman's on the podcast today.
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  Speaker 4: I was over there this afternoon. She goes, are you
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  Speaker 4: recording the podcast today? I said yes with Ben Youngerman
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  Speaker 4: and she goes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, bo Ti Ben swoon, Thank you dude.
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  Speaker 4: You got to walk around and everybody's got to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: my god, that's the fucking guy from the fans.
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  Speaker 1: You get that a lot. I do.
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  Speaker 2: It's a weird kind of quote unquote. I call myself
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  Speaker 2: a sealist local celebrity. I'm like two steps below like
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  Speaker 2: Hasseil Kordiba from wfls.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Speaking of that, I'd love to play something.
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  Speaker 4: Oh please, I'm not going to tell you how I
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  Speaker 4: came across this, but I came across this, and I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to play it for you.
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  Speaker 6: At least one hundred and fifty four people are dead
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  Speaker 6: and at least more are heard after a chaotic crowd
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  Speaker 6: surgeon Soul, South Korea and a new.
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  Speaker 1: Tens of thousands of partygoers had gathered for a Halloween
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  Speaker 1: but we're crushed as people passed lightly. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: they still worked there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Probably. This was a couple of months ago. But I
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  Speaker 4: just discovered it from various sources. Let's just say many sources.
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  Speaker 4: Various sources. It means multiple Oh wait, I don't mean
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  Speaker 4: multiple sources from a source A source, just one. I
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  Speaker 4: should stop talking now about how I got it, shouldn't I?
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  Speaker 1: Then what are you local sealist celebrities?
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  Speaker 2: So like I get like stop in like target and
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  Speaker 2: like the target guy will be.
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  Speaker 1: Like, hey, you that guy from the Phantom.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like yeah, And then that's kind of just
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  Speaker 2: the conversation, Like I don't get anything. She's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: do you want this new switch to in the back
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  Speaker 2: that here you get first priority access? Like that would
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  Speaker 2: be nice. I think I've gotten a few beers here
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  Speaker 2: and there, but you know it's been nice. I just
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  Speaker 2: like like hanging with people.
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  Speaker 1: You do a lot of than that too.
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  Speaker 2: I run Molten Metal Media, which I started a little
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  Speaker 2: over three years ago, now running social media and doing
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  Speaker 2: oh you got my sticker?
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  Speaker 1: Nice? Oh I think I have one too.
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  Speaker 3: If you don't, I have a whole pocket like I.
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  Speaker 1: Do.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Look it's right here, it's right here. You can't see it.
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  Speaker 1: That's behind my mom. Oh, wow, you put your sticker?
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  Speaker 2: Can I put one on the gumball machine? I want
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  Speaker 2: to put one on the gumball machine before I go.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't want me to ruin.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you the story about how I got
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  Speaker 1: the gumball machine. I think, how much gum do you
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  Speaker 1: eat per day?
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  Speaker 4: I really don't use the gumb People come in this
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  Speaker 4: apartment and they say, wow, it's so cool in here.
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  Speaker 4: You have a gumball machine. Oh my god, where'd you
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  Speaker 4: get the machine? So let me tell you a story
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  Speaker 4: about the gumball machine.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So, I like living in this building because I'm friends
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  Speaker 4: with a lot of people that live here. The girl
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  Speaker 4: that used to be my neighbor moved maybe a year
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  Speaker 4: ago now. She moved to Arizona, and she had this
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  Speaker 4: very rocky relationship with a semi well known DJ in
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  Speaker 4: the area, in the region I should say, kind of big,
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  Speaker 4: like regular DJ or just like like a DJ, like
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  Speaker 4: a club DJ, uh DJ for one of the professional
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  Speaker 4: sports teams.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave her with that anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So he went out and I guess bought her this
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  Speaker 4: gumball machine for Christmas. The one year they break up,
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  Speaker 4: she's moving out, she goes, you want my gumball machine.
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  Speaker 1: Well, absent fucking lutely, I want your gum ball machine.
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  Speaker 1: This thing's cool as shit. I feel like, if somebody
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  Speaker 1: asks you do you want a gumball machine, answer yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the answers yes.
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  Speaker 4: So the day after I take this thing, I get
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  Speaker 4: this nasty, nasty DM.
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  Speaker 1: On Instagram from this DJ dude who basically was like,
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  Speaker 1: go fuck yourself. I can't believe she fucking gave that
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  Speaker 1: to you. I can't believe that you accepted it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh the other thing I took was that dish rack
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  Speaker 4: back there, and this is pretty He was like, that
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  Speaker 4: was one of the best purchases of my life, That's
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  Speaker 4: what he said. I'm like, well, I do agree. It
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  Speaker 4: is a very nice dis rack. Yeah, However to say
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  Speaker 4: it's one of the best purchases of your life, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's sad.
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  Speaker 4: Before I could even reply to this dude, he blocked me,
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  Speaker 4: which is good because I didn't know what to say
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  Speaker 4: to him. What was I supposed to say, come pick
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  Speaker 4: up the gumball machine if you want it? Then what
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  Speaker 4: was she supposed to do? Give him the gumball machine back? Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I could use.
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  Speaker 1: Some more gumballs in there. Look at that. It's taking
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  Speaker 1: kind of alone there. I really don't even ever. Also,
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  Speaker 1: what's the shelf life of a gumball? I was just
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, I think they last a long time? Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: try it? Try one? Where's it here?
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  Speaker 7: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Here, go get one. You're going to give me one
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  Speaker 1: from your mike? You get me one? All right, here's
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  Speaker 1: two quarters.
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  Speaker 3: It's fifty cents for a gumball. No, no, no, I
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  Speaker 3: gave you two, one for you, one for me.
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  Speaker 4: I've been here, here, here, just the there's three, all right,
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  Speaker 4: read one of the good ones.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? The worst one we got two.
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  Speaker 4: Purple is the worst flavor all the time, always.
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  Speaker 1: It's an actual double bubble. Hath just broke from these
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  Speaker 1: old ass gum balls. You got a squish you can't
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  Speaker 1: chop through? Yeah, you attack that thing. It's a little hard.
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  Speaker 7: This is great, ray, Oh my god, really fucking hard.
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  Speaker 7: It's just like in pieces and clumps. There's not even
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  Speaker 7: like binding together as gum its.
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  Speaker 4: Horrible man bow tie Ben is on. Is this episode
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  Speaker 4: five or six or five?
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  Speaker 1: Five? Yeah, comes up in that's normally how it works, right.
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  Speaker 3: It was an ad on my Facebook this morning when
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  Speaker 3: I woke up and said that I can test my
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  Speaker 3: sperm one hundred percent from home. Wow, I can test
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  Speaker 3: it from home, which is pretty cool. Give your sperm
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  Speaker 3: an edge, test it, improve it one hundred percent from home.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I woke up to this morning.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's funny you bring this up because I
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  Speaker 4: keep getting tiktoks about this little device. So you can
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  Speaker 4: buy where you put your sperm into it, and you
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  Speaker 4: put your phone up to the device too, and you
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  Speaker 4: put the camera in it, and you can see him
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  Speaker 4: swimming them around.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's sperm racing now. Sperm racing. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen that the hell. It was like viral for
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  Speaker 1: a while. Guys.
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  Speaker 2: There's like dudes that like color them or whatever so
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  Speaker 2: you can see and you put them under a microscope
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  Speaker 2: and somehow your sperm like normal dies like red and blue,
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  Speaker 2: so you can tell them apart. And then they race
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  Speaker 2: around some like barricades that they make.
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  Speaker 6: Wah wow wow sports betting, it's got real bad.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the sixteenth Annual Sperm Race.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you joking me? In the first spot,
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  Speaker 1: it's Slick.
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  Speaker 2: In the second spot it's Whitey, and third it's Casper
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  Speaker 2: the Friendly Sperm.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's pretty cool to have Ben Jungerman the fifth
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  Speaker 3: guest on the Blaze that Confuse podcasts, which.
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  Speaker 1: I guess we should start find now. This is like
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  Speaker 1: going on way too long. Yeah, hit the button please.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 8: the trivia podcast where the questions are high and so
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  Speaker 8: are they hates Time to spark your curiosity and light
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  Speaker 8: up some knowledge though blazed and confused podcast starts.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I feel very unprepared this week. I don't have questions
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  Speaker 4: or anything prepared. Are we going to do the rapid round?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a tradition now or is it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it is.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, I can't prepared this time. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: last time, you just kind of sprung that on me.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, and the other things I think we need to.
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  Speaker 4: I love we had the legendary Blake dan and on
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  Speaker 4: last week, and I love Blake, but I listened back,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, Blake.
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  Speaker 1: Was too smart and knew all the freaking answers. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So here's what I think we should do with
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  Speaker 4: our guests. Ben should be the lifeline.
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  Speaker 1: Again.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't know the question, you should be able
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  Speaker 4: to ask your guests. However, I think that you should
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  Speaker 4: only be able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: What once? Are we establishing rules here?
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  Speaker 6: Do we get four questions each? We have four questions each,
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  Speaker 6: you get two lifelines. You get two lifelines, two lifelines.
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  Speaker 6: That's fair, all right? Too fair to that.
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  Speaker 1: Not that the score matters. No at all, No, it does,
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  Speaker 1: it does kind of. However, you suck? Actually, who sucked
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  Speaker 1: last week?
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  Speaker 5: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely? Me? Maybe we should start keeping score just for
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  Speaker 1: the element. All right, let's pretend we're going to do
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  Speaker 1: that right now. Okay, who's going first this week?
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  Speaker 7: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Or you? Are we doing the rapid round? Fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Wrapping round? Yeah, wrap it round.
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  Speaker 3: The Declaration of Independence was signed in the year seventeen
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  Speaker 3: seventy six.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. The largest desert in the world by
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  Speaker 1: area is Sahara. No, no, fuck? Water boils at what temperature? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Thirty four degrees fahrenheit? Yeah, that sounds right.
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  Speaker 3: The novel nineteen eighty four was written by George Orwell
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  Speaker 3: got it whatever that last name you gave him was.
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  Speaker 3: The TV showed Cheer took place in the city of Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The Olympic Games are held every how many years? No? Four?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, still got wrong. The quote I'll be back is
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  Speaker 3: from the movie The Terminator.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprise you got that. The first iPhone was
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  Speaker 1: released in what year? Two thousand and seven?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: This suv introduced in nineteen eighty six, originally derived from
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  Speaker 1: military vehicles jeep jeep. What wrangler? Got it? What's eleven
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  Speaker 1: times eleven? Ah?
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  Speaker 6: Shit, come on, just give yourself the battle.
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  Speaker 1: Eleven times eleven? Come on, take a guess. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: got to be a big number. It could be.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely a big numbersol, So what's eleven eleven times?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have to do your table. It was like,
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  Speaker 1: answer right away, it's wrap it round and you know
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  Speaker 1: you gave myself that one hundred and thirty six one
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  Speaker 1: twenty one. All right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the largest desert in the world is the Antarctic.
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  Speaker 3: Water boils at two hundred and twelve degrees fahrenheit hundred
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  Speaker 3: degrees celsius.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you know that? Because I'm smart? Oh? Cool?
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  Speaker 2: I watched pop Culture Jeopardy before coming here to warm
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  Speaker 2: up my mind.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really? Yeah? I did? Wow, I want a nerd.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go the finals too.
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  Speaker 3: We got the terminator one, right, you got the iPhone one,
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  Speaker 3: you got the jeep wrangler boom.
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  Speaker 1: You did pretty well?
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  Speaker 3: All right, jeh, you have no questions ready for me,
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  Speaker 3: So I guess we'll just chalk that up as like
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  Speaker 3: we're even now.
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  Speaker 1: You're giving me. Now, we'll be right back. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to take a little break. You're about to learn absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 8: Blazed and Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yes, I think Joel and I were trying to
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  Speaker 1: play that the one time when we just kind of
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  Speaker 1: gave up. Anyway, are you ready for your rapid fire
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  Speaker 1: cautions here? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Man, all right, so we're doing ten. What planet is
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  Speaker 4: closest to the Sun?
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  Speaker 1: Venus? Shit? Who painted the Mona Liza? That guy Leonardo
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: da Vinci. What's the capital of Australia? Fuck? If I know?
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  Speaker 1: How many bones are in the human body? Sixty three?
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  Speaker 1: Sixty three?
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  Speaker 4: Who wrote Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare? What's the largest
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  Speaker 4: ocean on Earth?
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  Speaker 1: The Atlantic Ocean? What here did the Titanic sink? Nineteen
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  Speaker 1: forty two? Jeez? What was it? Nineteen twelve? What the
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  Speaker 1: fuck was it? How many sides does a stop sign have? Eight?
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  Speaker 1: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
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  Speaker 1: Neil Armstrong? Okay, very good, all right, pretty good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How many did you get?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: All of them?
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  Speaker 4: I think planet closest to the Sun? Mercury painted the
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  Speaker 4: Mona Lisa? Leonardo Davincri, got that right? The capital of Australia?
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  Speaker 4: Ben Youngerman?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know this? No, it's it's.
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  Speaker 6: Somewhere else, Anbarra, Right, Yeah, who would have known that?
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  Speaker 6: How many bones are in the human body? To forty
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  Speaker 6: two six? I was really close two hundred and six?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you say? Sixty three that's pretty close.
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  Speaker 4: Who wrote Romeo and Juliet Shakespeare? The largest ocean on
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  Speaker 4: earth is Pacific Ocean. Titanic sank in nineteen twelve, which
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  Speaker 4: I think you spat out eventually.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said nineteen forty two. First, what the fucking
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  Speaker 1: like you said? I spat it out eventually? And Hitler
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  Speaker 1: sink the Titanic. Oh, I skipped a question? Oops. The
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  Speaker 1: country that invented pizza Italy? Yeah? Italy, that's pretty easy.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good? Yeah, pretty good? Are you going first with
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  Speaker 1: your regular questions this week? Sure? And our guests Lifeline? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know stuff. Question number one? What element has the
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  Speaker 1: chemical symbol s N on the period A table? S N?
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  Speaker 1: Think about it, S and N. I failed chemistry in
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  Speaker 1: high school, honestly, yeah, chemistry. I think you know this too.
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  Speaker 1: You prick that you failed? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think junior year of high school. A
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  Speaker 4: lot of my friends were in this class. We just
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  Speaker 4: fucked around. Man set ship on fire, you know it
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  Speaker 4: was made shit boil.
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  Speaker 2: I mean Bunsen burners just a kid's first flamethrower. It's
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: a slippery slope from Bunsen burner to full on pyro.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Slash radio person. Yeah, I don't know.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I feel like I didn't know I was failing because
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: the day before the final exam, she said, I need
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: to see you after class.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: She told me.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: At the beginning, I'm like, uh okay, and I thought
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: nothing of it. But then after class there was a
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: bunch of us that failed, and she pulled us aside.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: She didn't say that we failed, but she said that
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: we would need like in my case, it was a
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: ninety like three percent on the final exam the following day.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a pretty high school Oh my god, yeah, dude.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: And I'll never forget this too. She was so fast
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: with it.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Before I took this exam, I knew that I failed.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: I turned the thing in, sat back down at my seat,
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: and I thought, oh my god. I had no idea
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: what I was going to do because my I again,
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I had no idea that I was failing this class.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: I knew I was doing bad, but I didn't think
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: that I would actually get an F. You know, like
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: you hear about kids failing out of high school.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: They get an F. You never think it's gonna happen
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: to you until it does. Man, how many fs did
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you get in high school that was the only one.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: That was the only one, but I remember sitting back
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: down at my seat, and then she must have grated
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: it so fast because I didn't even have my license
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: at this point. So my father was waiting to pick
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: me up. I'd go back out to his car after
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: the exam was over, and she had already called him
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: and told him that I failed her fucking class. And
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: then my mother signed me up for summer school. It
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: was this whole fucking thing, and look, you turned out
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: great anyway.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Ship. I want this music, I want this totally agreeable person.
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: N.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I want some multiple choice? Would that help you? Yeah?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Silver, that's not that tin, sodium or sulfur. What element
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: has the chemical symbol s N on the periodic table.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: There's some that are just spot on, and then there's
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: some where it's just dumb like that, where it's not
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: even a letter that's in it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's ten. You got it.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Thank you for the multiple choice. I never would have
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: been able to. And you're right, I never have multiple
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: choice for you, but you're always very kind enough.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I was gonna guess cinnamon that would have been table
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: of yummy question too true or false? Oh? All right?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: These are a little easier.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Honey, never spoils. Oh, this is true and can be
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: eaten thousands. It's true, very good honey. That's a very
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: basic trivia question. You go to McDonald's, you get the McNuggets.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: What kind of sauce do you get?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Honey? The answer is honey, the regular honey, and it's
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: the perfect side for them. See, I get honey mustard.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: What do you get buffalo? I thought everyone was going
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: to rally behind me with that.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: But let me ask you, Ben, were you one of
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: those weird kids in high school that put the ranch
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: on the pizza?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: No?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: No, I did not put ranch on Look at my
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: becker was. I like it either way, put the ranch
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: on the buffalo or the blue cheese. I don't they
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: a cheese?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: They always come to say, with blue cheese or ranches
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: that neither give me more hot sauce on wings?
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Ye, see wings. I do blue cheese on wings, extra
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: blue cheese, for sure. That's that's different though.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That's different. Though, that's different than ranch on pizza.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: I like it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: This is great on its own. You don't need dipping
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: sauce for pizza, not even.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it requires it. I'm just saying that
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: it goes well, not even dipping sauce.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: There was kids back in the day that would slather
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: it all on the top, but it's not even dippe
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: in it's Look, if.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: There were a focus group for this particular thing right now,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: ninety percent of people would be like ranch on pizza.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: No, ninety percent is steep? Seventy percent? Should we ask
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: chat chopt Yes, Can you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Give me an exact stat of, like, what percentage of
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: people in America like ranch on pizza?
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: I don't have the exact percentage off the top of
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: my head. It might vary depending on the source and
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: the survey. If you'd like, I can look it up
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: for you and see if I can find something more country.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up please.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: So it turns out that around fifty one percent of
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Americans say they enjoy ranch on their pizza. It's definitely
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: a popular gambo for a lot.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Of stoop them out.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: More than a half. Yeah, I told you, I told
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: you it's weird straight and I get it anyway. Yeah, honey,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: can last forever. You don't have to worry about it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: What made you uh out? I was gonna say what
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: made you ask about the McDonald's. But you asked because honey.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Honey, honey, yeah, honey.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Just wait wait, so at McDonald's you can get honey,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: just honey by itself.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Pure honey. It's called pure honey. Really. Oh it's so good,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: really life changing. Wow. I didn't even know you could
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: do that. Power move though?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Is dunking your Wendy's nuggets in the frosty don't knock
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: until you try it. Well, the fries I'm on board with,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: but fries definitely try a nugget. It's oddly nice.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: All right? Should we got a question three here? Question three?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: What was the first fast food restaurant to offer a
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: drive through service?
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: Mmm?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Well it wasn't McDonald's. Why do you think that?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: He thinks you You were just throwing them a curveball there.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: You were trying to put McDonald's in his mind with
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: that question. He's playing mind games with you, Joel, don't give.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: In wait wait, maybe he's yeah, maybe he's no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, okay,
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say McDonald's right, a white castle.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: No oh, I thought it was white and an out
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: burger burger. I never would have gotten that when you
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: were in La, did you go to In and Out Burger?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I did? It was incredible life change.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Again. The other thing that's crazy about In and Out
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Burger is that it's always busy all the time.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh it's crazy, like an hour and do you have
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to wait though? Like is it? Did they have like
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: a whole system down where it's just like pumping out food.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. My take on it was that every
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: time that I wanted to In and Out it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Was super super super busy and there's people everywhere, but
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: you still get your food like really fast.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's like four things on the menu. Do
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you want one burger or two burger patty? Like that's
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: basically it didn't like do you want chicken? Do you fries?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: What?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: So they're not in Pennsylvania. They're on New Jeral West coast.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Thing only west coast. I think they're slowly coming this way.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: But I'm just glad we have some bow Jangles in
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: the area now I haven't. I've yet to try that.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: That's chicken, right, Yeah, it's good. That was one of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: the only things I liked in North Carolina.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me like that? What? Like
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the way you sounded when you asked that. Quay, that's
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: chicken right now? Shut up? Question four twenty what what
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: artist is famous for painting this ceiling at the Sistine Chapel?
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: What artist is famous for painting the ceiling of the
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Sistine Chapel? I always thought it was sixteen chapel when
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I was younger. I always thought it was sixteen. You
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: thought there were sixteen of them or that was the name.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: It was just like the address sixteen sixteen chapel?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Way, is it Leonardo da Vinci? Incorrect? My favorite man.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That would have been my second guest. So I still
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: got that wrong, and you're about to learn absolutely nothing.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: Blazed and Confused podcast.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Did I do all my questions? He did four? Right? Well,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: all right? Cool? Yeah, buddy, you still doubt it. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: didn't even know I did it. It's pretty cool. I
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: had another question down here. That's probably why in five
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: and Clace you wanted to.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: You want to give me in Clace, I did, oh here,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Why don't we Why don't we do some fun? Why
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: don't you give that bonus question that you have there
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: to Ben Youngerman, our guest.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Give it to me. He's a smart guy. All right,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: what does h T t P stand for in a website?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: You are out, like when Joel goes to like h
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: T t P colon slash slash www dot pornhub dot com. Yeah,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: like when he goes there, I'm more of a you
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: porn guy. Thank you very much. Classic.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, I used to know this HT hyper hiper tuberculosis
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: some time party.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You got it, man? Yeah, thank you. Technical term.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: The entire internet right started out as a meme. So yeah,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: was it hyper something? Yeah, it was what you said.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, Piper hiper, what tank top? What did you say?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah that he got it? No, he didn't, bullshit.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: I thought it's a hypertext transferred protocol or something.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You No, I didn't look it up. I knew that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I was sitting here busting at the seams because I'm thinking,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: this is the only question I fucking know. I can't
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: believe you got that, or I can't believe you had
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: that in your head. Hypertext yer text transfer protocol.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Hypertext transfer protocol HTTP.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day, you actually had to put
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and eventually it was like, we don't
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: have to keep putting all that stuff. Www. Now you
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: don't even put that in anyway exactly. You know, you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: make fun of me for being all young and everything.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: However, when I was in elementary school, you know, being
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: on the computer was still like a big deal. So
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I remember we would go to like the computer lab
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: or whatever, or it was like a big deal to
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: have the cart that they would roll down the hallway,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: the big card of all the MacBooks.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Which was the books, the white MacBooks. At the time,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: you didn't have floppy discs. Shut up, No, I know
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: what a floppy disc is. We have floppy discs on.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Them, floppy discs on a MacBook. No, no, no, not
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: on the MacBook. But I remember floppy disc I know
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: what a floppy disk is. How floppy was it?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Very because they used to have the three point five
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: inch ones and then they had like the real flop
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: they were like seven inch ones.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: And then even yeah, wait, what were we talking about discs? Http?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Oh http so oh, this is what I was going
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to say. This is what I was going to say.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Totally lost my train of thought there, which happens a lot.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: That's a problem. Anyway, what were we talking about? I
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: still don't know. Uh No, it was a big deal
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: to go to the computer lab back in the day.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Still again you think I'm all like young and everything,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: but it's a big deal to go to the computer lab.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: And we discovered you could go http s colon backslash backslash,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: and the S was the safe and then you could
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: get on whatever website you wanted at school.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't know what it was that ttp S. Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: like it normally you could get I didn't.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know you could get past like the blockers,
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: because you know, like you can even get on like YouTube.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: They used to block YouTube. I remember being in like
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: elementary school and you couldn't get on YouTube and I.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Was playing math Blasters. We weren't connected to anything mad
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Blaster or anything. The fuck is mathla. It was one
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: of those games that they try to make math fun.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: So you were like a superhero math superhero And yeah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I feel about that doing audition equations in order to
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: get like points and stuff.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Do you think that Ben Jungerman is our smartest guest
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: thus far with the boys? Pretty Podcrest, he's pretty freaking
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: smart man.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Ben. Yeah, six times six thirty six, Joel ten times
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: ten one hundred. All right, those are both here we
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: go eleven times eleven, Joel eleven times twelve. I don't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: know my eleven. I actually I don't know another eleven.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know me either. I forgot it. That was fun, alright, yeah, anyway.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Question number one, okay, alright, Classic TV.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: In the popular sitcom Married with Children, what was the
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: name of the Bundy family dog?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Oh man A love that show growing up. Mike was
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: too busy looking at Christina Applegate on the team and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: he's not wrong about that, my whole family on anything.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: He didn't know any of the characters things. He just
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: watched her. I interviewed Bud Bundy one time, did you really, wow,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: do you know the name of the dog? Are you
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: going to your lifeline? I might? Hold on? What do
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you mean you might? You gotta decide if you're going
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to your lifeline or not. I don't think he knows it. Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it doesn't look like he knows it. When you say it,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know it. But MT popped in. But that's uh,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that's the answer is Buck? Did you say book four
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: times and now you're you're literally recording it?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Go to these buttons just to distract the fact that
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I got it right, Buck fuck.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear buck. Why am I still wrong? I
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: thought you said bug back back bug two different words.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Give me the bell? Yeah great, Yeah, question too. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: think my dad would be happy that I got that right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You like that show a lot? We used to laugh
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: a lot. I love that show. Oh, here we go.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: This is a three part answer question. This is a
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: hard fucking question. I can barely get the first part right? Good? Yeah, Okay.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Which three states of the United States are spelled with
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: only four letters?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You gotta give me three of them? Ohio, Iowa? Two?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: You got this, and one more? I know it. You
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: obviously don't know it. You obviously don't know it. Do
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you know what a lifeline? Lifeline? Save me?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: They just announced a great logo for their new NHL team,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: the Utah Mammoth.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so again, the three are Utah, Iowa, Utah, Ohio.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Very good, very good, Thank you? Yes, dude, did you
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: know that France is banning you porn? Did France just
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: ban some like porn app or something? Yes.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: France has recently enacted a law requiring a adult web
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: sites to verify users' ages using personal identification. Because of that,
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: major sites like porn Hub, you porn and Red Tube
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: have actually blocked access in France over privacy concerns.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Not red Tube can't go to France. I guess Question
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: three categories people here. Talk show host Jerry Springer was
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: once mayor of what Ohio City? It's not Cincinnati? Is
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: it Cincinnati?
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: You were on a roll? How great was he? I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: met his show when I was a kid. I enjoyed it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know my grandma wants to watch it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: It was great, it was I mean, it was obviously trash,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: probably the reason we have a lot of the even
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: worse trash we have today.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Man, I can't get anything past you today. Question four
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: twenty What all right? Let me see here? What do
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you? I think I want to
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: ask you a question? Board games? Okay, I love board games,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: not necessarily this board game I'm gonna ask you about.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: It's gonna say if there's like a storyline or something
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: you got to follow along with. I bet you don't
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: like those kind of games, like what, I bet you're
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: like a shoots and ladders kind of.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Shoots and ladders is fun as ship. I love shooting
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I sorry, sorry? Is like candy Land? Great trouble trouble Great.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Monopoly is super fun, But have you ever freaking finished
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: a game of it? I've never finished, have you?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I will purposefully not give up, Like if I have
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: like five bucks left, I will play it on the
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: death and just annoy people.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I'm glad that you asked about Monopoly because, oh wait,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: you didn't ask about Monopoly.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I've been asking about Monopoly.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm glad that you brought up Monopoly because and
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: the board game Monopoly, how much money is a player
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: awarded for passing go.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars? Two hundred dollars? I thought you were
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: gonna act. Hell do you know that? You know it's
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: easier than everybody knows that. The only reason I remember
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: it is because I'm watching I'm thinking of ace Ventura
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: in her head when he like beats the crap out
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: of that one guy and then he looks like the
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Monopoly guy and he goes, do not pasco, do not
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: collect two hundred dollars. That's how you know it. That's
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: how I not just from general.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Knowledge particular scene, Like all the time, Joel has no
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: idea that I know what you're talking about.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I love that scene. It's very fun.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I was watching a deleted scene of the first movie
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: earlier today. Yeah, it popped up in my feed of uh,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: you know the club scene where as Ventura is in
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: the club with the rock band. It's the band Cannibal
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Corpse on stage if you're not aware, But there's a
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: deleted scene where he like goes up on stage as
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: like the lead singer and he's like putting the microphone
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: like in his mouth, going out and like just doing
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: the best like classic Jim Carrey stuff. You gotta find it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: It's a great clip. I wish it made the movie.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: That's a movie that you should watch. That's like an
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: hour and twenty minutes, right what movies?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Spentura ast Ventura Pet Detective Jim Carrey goes and figures
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: out these cases with these animal problems, you know, tries.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: To find the stolen Miami Dolphins mascot. What's up for
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: the dolphin? Dan Marino makes a cameo. What I don't confused?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Finkle and Einhorn, what are we talking about? Popular movies
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: before you were born?
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: If you're lost, they probably are too blazed and confused.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Podcast Ben, you know Bob Holder was the very first
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: guest on the Boison Confused podcast, and we got a
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: lot of feedback, especially from that first episode, that people
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: enjoyed him, that he's quite the character. And so Becker
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: was given permission for you to tell our listening audience
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: the greatest story that it's pretty great I've ever heard
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: in terms of having fun at work.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Franks and job was when I was
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: still working under Becker over at the station. I was
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: also hoping out promotions, so I think I was on
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: that side of the building one of the other sales reps.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: It was April Fool's day was coming up, and she
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: knew that I did like voices and funny bits and stuff,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: so she asked me to help her with a prank.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't my idea off the bat, but she
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: was like, can you do something? And then I came
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: up with an idea and Bob had pissed me off
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: earlier in the day, I think, so when she asked me,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm totally in on this, and
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I was out for funny by the way. Yeah, I
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: didn't want to out her, but yeah, if you're cool
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: withouting her, that's fine. Yeah, it was definitely she'll be
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: on the show eventually. Oh good, I hope she's well.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: So Bob pissed me off earlier in the day. I
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: think we were talking about our like March Madness brackets
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: and I.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Was like yeah. He was like, how's everybody going. I'm like, yeah,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: mine's not good.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I'm doing great, because you know, I'm
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: on the radio and I know all these things and
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't know the difference blah blah blah, but being
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: on the showers and I'm sitting there and was like, dude,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I have a degree from one of the best communications
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: school in the country. Don't like talk down to me
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: like that. So I was a little angry at him
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: that day. So it was around April first, so I
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: called and I think which I tried calling him live
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: on the phone, but he wasn't like answering or something.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: So I left a message that night.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: So I think it dropped on April second, So it
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: was a little more helpful that it wasn't actually on
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: April first. He wasn't thinking about it. Yeah, it called
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: his answering machine and left a message and the message
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: is this. It was, Hey, this is Bob Smith from
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: ESPN Radio in New York City. I was driving by
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: the area and heard your show. Upon further review, and naturally,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I was just wowed by the content. So we have
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: some spots coming up, some fill in dates we need.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about the possibility of filling in
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: here at the station in New York. If you could
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: give me a call back to one two five five
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: five three four zero seven, that'd be great. Thank you
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: so much, Bob, And so I.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Dropped that on him, so great. Yeah, So that was
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: what I so that it gets.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Better from there, because it was his own fault for
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: making it as bad as it became. I was actually
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: in the cubicle area and Steph was like, did you
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: listen to your voicemails or something. I was like, this
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: is going to give it away. But he like plays
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: it out loud and he's listening to it the first
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: time and I'm like, oh, bites, I'm just like in
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: the other cubicle, like I hope. And so he listened
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: to the whole thing. He's like, oh wow, I got
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: to listen to that again and write it down. I
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: was like, yes, we got him, we got it. So
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: he writes it down and then all he had to
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: do was call the number to know it was fake.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So instead of just calling the number, he went around
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: the whole building telling everyone that New York City had called,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: gloating to everyone and he was like those guys on
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: the air today, they was talking down to me, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: now I'm gonna show him and blah blah blah. There's
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: a big news is New York his ESPN. This is
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: a big time, this is a big city.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. All he had to do was call it
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: because it was the number for Larry Flint's Hustler club
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: in New York City. I don't remember much, but it
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: was a few days later that he found out it
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: was me and he was quite angry, but I didn't
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: care because it was.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Thinking back on it, I think like when that happened,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: he left the building. He really yeah, like he had
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: to get out of there because he played it on
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: speaker phone.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: For everyone to hear. You know, Like, do you remember
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: how he found it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I think it was like deaf and like somebody else
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: that was working there at the time saying like, Bob,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: call the number, call them, call them, and he was like, no,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: call him.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Later they were like, no, call him now, you know,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: he just wouldn't call the freaking number. I love again too.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: That we had to get clearance to tell that story,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: isn't that great? He was very angry. I know, you
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know with someone that's on the air how mean
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: of a joke that was. But then he was like,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: in the end, it was kind of funny.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's where he came to our office, right, he
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: was like he walked into the doorway and said that,
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: What we got to get to though, was some high
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: priority each high priority this stuff.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: Becker and Joel are ubsessed point right now, music, movie shows, snacks,
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: whatever's blowing their little stoner.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Minds this week. So it's so funny that you brought
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: this up to me earlier because I was looking at him.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You ever get on a peloton No? No, no, they
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: actually have him at a planet fitness.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: They maybe they're not pelotons or like knockoff pelotons or whatever,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: but UH don't know.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I guess a sitting bike.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But it's like there's a screen and if you
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: look at it, you know, you can pretend that you're
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: in like Italy or whatever.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I guess the peloton.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: The difference is that you're with like a live instructor, right, Yeah, so.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, these things are expensive. They were, and now I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: think the company doesn't even exist or they're like did
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: they go under new They're very close if not. So.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: We came across these videos that are circulating around on
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: social media where people will like spoof their name online.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I guess when they're like doing like.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: The live workouts with I guess that's the draw with
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: these things is that you're working out with people online
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: all over the world, but they can't see you ever.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: You can only ever see the instructor and like chat
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: with the instructor.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Tail ya happy one thousand. Totally got me with that name.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: You totally got me with that name. Le Drew people.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: Drew People is really funny, Taya. It's such a juvenile thing.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: It's very much like Bart Simpson.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, this gun craven more heads got the mic
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: on Happy Birthday, So fond of the Cox Happy.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Birthday too, So fond is really fun. So fond of Cox.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: If somebody try to get me with a leaderboard name,
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: just now just keep rolling down.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Yep. I'm looking at high heel, high heel huge. I'm
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: not going to say the rest of it. So it's
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: a hugeenis you Janis? But a great one. Did you
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: guys watch the pee Wee Herman documentary?
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: No?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: You know anything about pee Wee Herman? Not really? No,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: he's like an icon though. I gotta get out more
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: right know, No, watch here right here? You watch it? Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: The only thing that I'm watching more, if anything, the
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: only thing that I watch.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: On that giant TV over there is the six thirty
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: News every day with David Muir.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: What's a fun thing? How are you such a young
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: person and an oil man at the same time.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I know my shocking guilty pleasure show as of recently
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: in the past year has been Sex in the fucking City, Dude,
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: which is crazy. I watched the whole thing, and then
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I watched like the stupid ass movies. They're not even good,
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: but I like hate watch them. And now I'm like
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: all caught up, and I watched like All the and
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: just like That, which is like the reimagining, and now
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: it's back with season three of that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: So that What do you like about this show? I
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: don't fucking know, man, I have no idea. You got
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: committed and now you've got to Yeah, kind of trauma.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Is it like the banging or what's going on? Yeah,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know all of the above. I don't know.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: It's weird. It's like you you feel like you like
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: watch them, like grow up in the city in New York.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's cool to see like New York
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in the nineties. Two. Donald Trump is a guest in
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the one episode of Sex and the City. I don't
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: want to watch it anymore.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just no, you want me to. We're used to
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: sitting in our old office. He would sit there and
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: he'd walk by and fart all the time, or just
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: fart in general.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Everybody forks. Everybody fuck.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Ben, plug all your stuff. No, Ben's better than those
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: stupid horns.
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: Is that the end?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Is that the end?
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Horns? No? Ben? Provide us now with your upcoming events.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm in a band called Midsummer I'm the lead singer.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: We've we've got an EP out, we're working on a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: music video, which is cool.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Very excited for that coming up.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, find out more linktree dot com slash Midsummer Pa.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize you guys have a ep Oah, man,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: I should for you and I should have I think
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I have one in the car on that Moulten Metal Media.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: That's my business, social media and content creation. Lots of
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: cool clients I wanted to mention, specifically Civic Theater, Allentown,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: US having a tough show your listening audience might enjoy
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: called Reefer Madness, based on the old nineteen thirty six
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: movie that was like a propaganda film, like against marijuana
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: and when does that happening? A lot of pot jokes
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: June twentieth through twenty ninth, and where can people find out.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Acidictheater dot com? Awesome? And then yeah, lots of other
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: great clients go to the Compact Discenter. I know you
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: go there a lot too. We might be giving away
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: some stuff for you guys in the future. Cool. Oh
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: that would be fun.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ben Youngerman Episode five of To Confuse Podcast.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Thanks for being on man, Thanks for having me guys.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Until next yeah, and until next time, see you guys.
• 42:28
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