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OUTRO: Bad Hair Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: How you mad bastards?
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: Doggets four to seven every weekday on radio, hur recond.
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  Speaker 2: I was busting my balls to get in here at
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  Speaker 2: three o'clock. And you recall we had a show meeting
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  Speaker 2: the other day because Hoodie J was four minutes late
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  Speaker 2: for something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad. That was bad.
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  Speaker 2: I get in here, haffen and puffing, exhausted making sure.
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  Speaker 1: That I got here on time. Was anyone here, Mogi? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't. There wasn't anyone here. Yeah, I wasn't here.
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  Speaker 2: He turned up about ten parts. You turned up at
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  Speaker 2: about thirteen past. I mean, Pugs was here.
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  Speaker 1: What's that about?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Jas, I was gonna get hear cut. Sorry, mate.
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  Speaker 3: I was having a meeting with our bosses about this
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  Speaker 3: kind of behavior exactly, this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, flying off the handle. Yeah, so that's where I was.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we appreciate your hustling in and it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that you guys took me to task for
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  Speaker 1: being for minutes like and.
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  Speaker 3: In fact they were like my bosses were like, yeah, typical.
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  Speaker 3: That was the other thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's typical, isn't it. You know?
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  Speaker 3: Bloody, So I'm sort of being held hostage by their tardiness,
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  Speaker 3: by their lack of professionalism.
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  Speaker 2: You're bullshit. You're being made to look stupid. That's because
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  Speaker 2: of their behavior, and.
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  Speaker 1: I won't stand for it. Do you like my new haircut?
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  Speaker 3: It's a completely different style for you. You have a
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  Speaker 3: lot of different hairstyles, yeah, new lyud kezy nerd kezy.
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  Speaker 1: I'd call this one.
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  Speaker 3: What it is is No, it's it's all. It's the
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  Speaker 3: same haircut. It's just style differently.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I had a different barber today and she.
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  Speaker 3: And then Harriet and then heaps of water and then
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  Speaker 3: edge blue blue dry or whatever it's called, and then
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  Speaker 3: put a bit of waxen, which is not how I
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  Speaker 3: style it. Did you tell her I'm all good? No,
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  Speaker 3: I asked her to put some stuff in it. I
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  Speaker 3: just said, just do it up however you think looks good.
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  Speaker 1: And then she did. Then you went, I know they
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  Speaker 1: look set. I think your wife will really like it, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what my wife likes. You have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: He knows what woman wants.
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  Speaker 2: I think your wife is going to really like it.
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  Speaker 1: You know when people because I got my haircut last week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got my haircut last week, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: they will always say something like you want to be
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  Speaker 2: a product, and they style it how they style it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really matter to me because I go home and
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  Speaker 2: then style it how I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The issue is I was going straight from that to
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  Speaker 3: a meeting right with you guys four sharp?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I just said, style it how you like yours?
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  Speaker 1: My haircut? Yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 3: I've gone for a new system cause you see, if
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  Speaker 3: you like this right, see, if you like this idea? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: instead of getting my haircut and going from jeez, you've
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  Speaker 3: had a haircut, you know, or being noticed at least
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  Speaker 3: because you get your the razor out and all that
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  Speaker 3: sort of stuff, and that happening sort of once every
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  Speaker 3: three to four weeks, so you go from you've clearly
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  Speaker 3: had a haircut to Jesus, look at the state of
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  Speaker 3: your hair. I'm going now every two weeks pain less,
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  Speaker 3: and you can't tell that I've had a haircut. It
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  Speaker 3: just remains the same, Yes, because it's just a trim.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's more of a trim, it's not the big
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  Speaker 3: job haircut. So I'm just going to go with a
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  Speaker 3: consistent two week they do less. I'm in there for
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  Speaker 3: a sure amount of time, but it's not going from
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  Speaker 3: these extremes of looks good, looks shit, looks good, looks shit,
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  Speaker 3: or looks better, looks shit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it ever looks shit, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So that's my new.
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  Speaker 2: Doing that every two weeks. But you've got a lot
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  Speaker 2: on only go you know, like every six weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, well you wear a hat and wear a
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  Speaker 3: hat a lot of the time, so you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's an interesting I've never had anyone doing that. That's
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  Speaker 3: my furst. This is my That's just occurred to me,
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  Speaker 3: and I was talking to the wife about it. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, where do I go from look, you've got
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  Speaker 3: to looking real sharp to looking like a tramp? I
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  Speaker 3: also don opinion you could just get the trim. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know the trim yeah yeah, yeah. So I'm not
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  Speaker 3: getting the shaved up the back or any of that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just there because the other thing is I'm thinking
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm too old for shaved up the back
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  Speaker 3: and sides. I think I just need to have a
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  Speaker 3: little bit more length on.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a fad. Is it a fad?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just leaving a little bit more length on it.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that makes more sense for me. He's
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  Speaker 3: got the old shape. Yeah it looks great. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well and Jason does. But I'm saying for myself, I think,
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  Speaker 3: because the other thing is if I'm going for the fade,
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  Speaker 3: then the fact that's where you get that, Oh you
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  Speaker 3: clearly need a haircut thing.
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  Speaker 1: You're avoiding that. I'm avoiding that.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hiarchy,
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  Speaker 3: remember they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It is amazing how much haircuts take the age of you.
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  Speaker 1: The haircut Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose because when you get them, they don't trim
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  Speaker 3: your eyebrows and stuff in the.
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  Speaker 1: Ears and the nose and all that and not the nose. No,
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  Speaker 1: no is.
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  Speaker 2: That's the first time, a couple of times ago. That's
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  Speaker 2: the first time my hair dresses this ever said to me,
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  Speaker 2: do you want your eyebrows trimmed? And I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because I can't do it because I can't see it.
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  Speaker 1: Risky and it's kind of in my ears.
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  Speaker 2: There's something kind of nice about someone putting a buzzy
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  Speaker 2: thing in your ear.
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  Speaker 3: Don't they do it with a flame or something was there,
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  Speaker 3: like a lighter lighter or something that they put in
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  Speaker 3: your ear and it trims it.
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  Speaker 1: No, they just use the same thing as they do
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  Speaker 1: you hear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a corner of the trim.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love to get a beard, or like my
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  Speaker 3: facial hair groomed a barber, see what that's like.
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  Speaker 2: Or one of those wit shaves, Yeah, that's what with
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  Speaker 2: like a blade.
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  Speaker 1: With a straight razor.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to a mate at the at the
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  Speaker 3: wedding over the weekend and he said that he went
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  Speaker 3: along to a like a Middle Eastern barber and he's
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  Speaker 3: he got the beard do but he just said, look,
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  Speaker 3: I just want to you know, just trim back, but
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  Speaker 3: don't give me any you know, hard lines or yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the hardline beard looks, he said, one of those things
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  Speaker 3: where you sort of get frozen in the barber's see. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, you're thinking of yourself. They're fucking and
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  Speaker 3: you don't say anything. Yes, And then I say, you're
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  Speaker 3: dumb all domb what do you think about that?
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  Speaker 1: Love it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, walk out and then just going foxa but he
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  Speaker 3: got given really hard sh it looks lines and then
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  Speaker 3: went out for lunch with his mates and just got roasted.
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  Speaker 3: They've never forgot it was years ago, yes, and they
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  Speaker 3: continue to drag him for it.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny. I want to be perfect looking, but.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing how you do sit there and just go
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  Speaker 2: git what oh yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Before I spoke up, and then they're like does it
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  Speaker 1: look good? Like yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Then they show you the back and you call. I
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  Speaker 3: had one bubble when I was a kid. She cut
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  Speaker 3: my ears. She goes oops, blood, person down my still
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  Speaker 3: charge me for it? Yeah, cut my ear with scissors.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was telling somebody about it. When I
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  Speaker 3: was in there, I was going, I remember, there's this
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  Speaker 3: time I got cut. Yes, and she goes ups and
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  Speaker 3: I see what said? She goes nothing. And then I
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  Speaker 3: got aside, I'm bleeding and I'm telling us, and I said,
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  Speaker 3: the weird thing is she charged me. Yes, that guy
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  Speaker 3: cut me. Didn't tell me. I walked out bleeding. He
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  Speaker 3: charged me, So I've just finished telling him the yarn.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, fuck it. I didn't go back in
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  Speaker 3: there and say anything. I just took it like it
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  Speaker 3: was just hard lines.
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  Speaker 2: And the speaking of hard lines, I was millimeters away
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  Speaker 2: the last when I last week, when I got my haircut,
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  Speaker 2: there was one little haircut and at the back they
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  Speaker 2: had shaved like a line, you know, and it was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: But I thought, I've got I've got to get him
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  Speaker 2: to do that to me, because the fellas will never
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  Speaker 2: fucking let that go because it would have fucking look well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, some people would have thought it looked cool, but.
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  Speaker 3: There would be something very funny if we all agreed
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  Speaker 3: to grow our hair for a year straight, right, and
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  Speaker 3: then we each picked each other's haircuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that was very funny, but I don't think you
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  Speaker 1: could do that for a year. Yeah, I could maybe
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  Speaker 1: do it. I think I could do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if I've got a reason to do it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: then I probably could.
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  Speaker 1: I used to have really long here. It was a
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  Speaker 1: fucking ball. Ake seven mullet as a kid. Yes, would
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  Speaker 1: you ever go the mullet again?
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  Speaker 3: I tried to go the mullet really relatively Seemi Royal
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  Speaker 3: must have been before the show, But yeah I did,
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  Speaker 3: but it was taken ages. You've got to go through
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  Speaker 3: a hell of a shipouse. You've got to grow the lot, yes,
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  Speaker 3: and then cut the mullet, then cut the mullet in
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  Speaker 3: But I used to have it and it was just
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  Speaker 3: a ball of curls at the back of my head.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're wear it went halfway down my back.
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  Speaker 1: It was hot. Yeah, it sounds it was. That sounds
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  Speaker 1: good hot? Do we do it?
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  Speaker 2: I kind of had a mullet with them with them
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  Speaker 2: when we were growing our mos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of, but not really like a half ship one.
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  Speaker 2: It was ship It was so terrible. But I'm too
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  Speaker 2: old for that ship now. I might just am I
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  Speaker 2: just staggering a kezy cat.
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  Speaker 3: What's that the side part you're your heir is literally
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  Speaker 3: more out there than mine.
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  Speaker 1: I would say, thanks man for my wedding. I had
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  Speaker 1: the side park shaved in. Ah, they're lying on the side.
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  Speaker 1: It was good that it was good. That was a
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  Speaker 1: good cat. That was a good cat. You miss it.
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  Speaker 1: My mom said that you've ever heard and she would know,
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  Speaker 1: she would if anyone knew, would be your ma.
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  Speaker 3: But that's always a bad sign though, But mom loved it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: none of this case. I think she was right. But
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  Speaker 3: it's just such a ball.
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  Speaker 1: Like Keezy there was his hear dryer every morning. Fun,
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  Speaker 1: there's funk there?
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  Speaker 2: Can you and tomorrow's shut. Tell me what your wife
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  Speaker 2: thought of your new hair do? Can you put that
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  Speaker 2: in the and I want you to give us the honest,
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  Speaker 2: honest response to you here recorded.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna love it. Oh that's a good idea. I'll
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  Speaker 1: record her audio.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you film her as she walk in the door,
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  Speaker 3: and then you can you only have.
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  Speaker 1: To play the audio. She went, she won't notice. She
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  Speaker 1: won't notice what my hair cut.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, won't I said, Like, she just never notices. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's real, like weird with stuff. And then she just
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  Speaker 3: totally won't even notice. They'd be like, oh, they're all, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: my wife, they hate your gap.
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  Speaker 1: It's just how it is. Yeah, you're right, they do. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what this is