Latest / Moser, Lombardi and Kane / 9-11-26 Hour 2 - NFL chasing global expansion/High stakes survivor pool, CU & CSU previews/Oh, By the Way...
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is Mosher Lombardi and Kane On Demand. Listen live
- 0:05Speaker 1: every weekday morning from 7 to 10 on Altitude Sports
- 0:08Speaker 1: Radio 92.5 and on the Altitude Sports Radio app.
- 0:18Speaker 2: It's Bud Light Football Friday. Because we're back. NFL opens
- 0:25Speaker 2: their season. With a full slate of games on Sunday,
- 0:28Speaker 2: it is my Christmas. It is my favorite day of
- 0:31Speaker 2: the calendar. There is nothing like that first Sunday, me
- 0:36Speaker 2: popping on Red Zone at 11 a.m., parking on the
- 0:39Speaker 2: couch and not moving. It's my favorite.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Now... What do you do now, though, that you have
- 0:43Speaker 3: an extra little one?
- 0:47Speaker 2: Honey, I'm busy. Okay.
- 0:50Speaker 3: All right. Okay, hot shot.
- 0:51Speaker 2: No, here's what happens. I will find... I lay out this, like,
- 0:56Speaker 2: padded thing in the basement, put that on the ground,
- 1:00Speaker 2: and throw a million toys on there. And occasionally, check. Occasionally, check.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I'll do the same thing. Check, check, check, check, check.
- 1:07Speaker 2: This baby, all she do is check, check all day, check.
- 1:10Speaker 2: All day, I look over my shoulder, I check, I check,
- 1:13Speaker 2: I check. I haven't heard a Russian accent quite like
- 1:17Speaker 2: that before. I'm sure it exists. He's an amazing actor.
- 1:22Speaker 2: But it's kind of like when I watch Scarface. And
- 1:25Speaker 2: I go, I don't hear Cubans who talk like that
- 1:28Speaker 2: very much. I don't know many Cubans who bark. What
- 1:34Speaker 2: was the other movie he was in and he sounded
- 1:36Speaker 2: the exact same? He played the blind guy.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Sin of a Woman. Yeah.
- 1:39Speaker 2: He sounded just like Scarface. So Scarface goes blind. It's
- 1:46Speaker 2: just like he's barking at you the whole time. I
- 1:48Speaker 2: was like, I know some Cubans.
- 1:49Speaker 3: They don't talk that way.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Not the ones I've met. Anyway. For this weekend, again,
- 1:55Speaker 2: it's odd because we would be previewing Broncos and we'll
- 1:58Speaker 2: have plenty of time to do that on Monday as
- 2:01Speaker 2: we break down the NFL weekend. But going back to
- 2:03Speaker 2: last night, what's weird to me is I found myself
- 2:07Speaker 2: in the middle of that game. I turned into Vic
- 2:11Speaker 2: and I just thought, this is so stupid to have
- 2:13Speaker 2: a divisional game in Australia. And one between teams that really,
- 2:17Speaker 2: really matter. Like Super Bowl contending teams where this game
- 2:21Speaker 2: is going to be very important for tiebreakers. And you're
- 2:24Speaker 2: doing this a different day than we're in. I mean,
- 2:29Speaker 2: I feel like Kyle Shanahan now.
- 2:30Speaker 4: We did our totally normal routine. I'm not sure because,
- 2:33Speaker 4: like I said, we're a little confused. When I look
- 2:36Speaker 4: at my clock and it says the time, then I
- 2:38Speaker 4: try to see my family's time, and it says the time,
- 2:40Speaker 4: but it says yesterday. I don't even get how that's possible.
- 2:43Speaker 4: so I feel like I'm in the future, and then
- 2:45Speaker 4: also when we play on our Friday, which I think
- 2:47Speaker 4: is a Thursday in the U.S., we're such creatures of habit,
- 2:49Speaker 4: so I call today Tuesday. No, wait, sorry, I call
- 2:51Speaker 4: today Wednesday, which is the first day we put in
- 2:54Speaker 4: a game plan, but I think it's Monday.
- 2:56Speaker 5: However, though, it's.
- 2:57Speaker 4: Sunday in the present, so, like, I'm going to mess
- 3:00Speaker 4: that up all week if you guys ask me. But
- 3:02Speaker 4: today is just our first day of the game plan,
- 3:03Speaker 4: which is a Wednesday. We'll put in some on a Thursday.
- 3:06Speaker 4: Friday is the final part of the game plan. Saturday
- 3:09Speaker 4: we walk through when we play on Sunday, which is
- 3:11Speaker 4: a Friday in Australia and a Thursday in the U.S.
- 3:14Speaker 4: So don't ever make me do that again.
- 3:19Speaker 3: I can't wrap my head around.
- 3:21Speaker 2: That, man.
- 3:21Speaker 3: I can't.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Point is, I truly think what the Rams attempted to
- 3:28Speaker 2: do which was we aren't going to shift body clocks.
- 3:31Speaker 2: We're just going to show up, get a night's sleep,
- 3:33Speaker 2: and go play the game. They looked sluggish. They looked
- 3:37Speaker 2: like their bodies were not ready for that game. Stafford
- 3:41Speaker 2: looked terrible. I mean, think about it this way. Did
- 3:45Speaker 2: anybody on this stacked and loaded Rams team look right
- 3:50Speaker 2: to you? Did they look impactful? Because Brock Purdy did.
- 3:56Speaker 2: The rushing game for the Niners did. The defense did.
- 3:59Speaker 3: Well, with all their injuries last year, how good were
- 4:01Speaker 3: the 49ers?
- 4:03Speaker 2: Still awesome.
- 4:05Speaker 3: So if the 49ers are healthy, Vic, I've talked so
- 4:09Speaker 3: much about, oh, the Rams and Seattle, three magnificent games,
- 4:13Speaker 3: including the NFC title and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 4:17Speaker 3: I mean, maybe we should reevaluate what we think about
- 4:20Speaker 3: a healthy San Francisco team. I... I mean, having a
- 4:24Speaker 3: Bosa Kittle situation where they can both go is, that's
- 4:28Speaker 3: pretty big for them.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Well, I've got two conclusions from that game.
- 4:30Speaker 6: Number one, what Kyle Shanahan said there early, we're creatures
- 4:35Speaker 6: of habit. Do you guys know any football coach or
- 4:38Speaker 6: any coach for that matter who's not a creature of habit?
- 4:41Speaker 3: No.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Who doesn't count down the clock to the second on
- 4:44Speaker 2: everything they do? Yeah, I don't think they just wing it.
- 4:47Speaker 2: Is a close example maybe Spurrier?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Could be.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Spurrier was kind of like that. Most football coaches. I mean,
- 4:54Speaker 2: habit is what they are. Yeah.
- 4:56Speaker 6: So to take a game, move it on the other
- 4:58Speaker 6: side of the globe, reinvent your habits, try to experiment
- 5:03Speaker 6: with habits. Let's fly in a week before. Let's fly
- 5:07Speaker 6: in hours before.
- 5:09Speaker 2: It's dumb.
- 5:10Speaker 3: It's dumb.
- 5:11Speaker 2: The whole thing's dumb. For what?
- 5:14Speaker 3: To what end?
- 5:15Speaker 2: To what end? That's what I'm asking. To what end?
- 5:18Speaker 2: Is it really going to change the game, the future
- 5:21Speaker 2: of the NFL? Is the future in the NFL in
- 5:24Speaker 2: whether or not you can crack the Australian market? Or
- 5:28Speaker 2: is it, hey, can you save football, youth football here
- 5:30Speaker 2: in the United States where it's dwindling by the numbers
- 5:33Speaker 2: every year? What's the bigger deal? And that's what I
- 5:36Speaker 2: don't understand about the NFL. Here in your home base,
- 5:42Speaker 2: tackle football by numbers is dwindling every year. So your
- 5:48Speaker 2: solution is, let's go to Australia. Well, I mean, Vic,
- 5:53Speaker 2: they have said with certainty and clarity, we're going to
- 5:59Speaker 2: have international teams in this league. Like, they have already
- 6:02Speaker 2: told you it's coming. They just don't know when. Why? Why?
- 6:10Speaker 2: Because I think they see soccer makes a whole bunch
- 6:12Speaker 2: of money overseas, and if we can get some of
- 6:14Speaker 2: that money funneled into... Soccer doesn't have.
- 6:15Speaker 3: But they're not.
- 6:16Speaker 6: Soccer teams are based in their home bases. The Premier
- 6:21Speaker 6: League doesn't have a team in Tuscaloosa.
- 6:23Speaker 2: That's the thing, though. They're introducing the game now so
- 6:26Speaker 2: that when they eventually put a league over there, or
- 6:29Speaker 2: not a league, a division over there... I mean, that's
- 6:32Speaker 2: the whole plan.
- 6:33Speaker 3: You can see it coming. But it's impossible to put
- 6:36Speaker 3: a division in Australia.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Well, that's true.
- 6:39Speaker 3: I mean, this isn't like going from New York to Paris,
- 6:43Speaker 3: which is, that's sort of doable.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Hey, Vic, I just said I turned into you last
- 6:49Speaker 2: night watching the game. I agree with you, but it's
- 6:51Speaker 2: still like- A salty short curmudgeon? Yes. I shrunk watching
- 6:57Speaker 2: that game.
- 6:57Speaker 3: I really did.
- 6:59Speaker 2: I'm reading something. They just want a global sport. They
- 7:02Speaker 2: already have a global sport. People who want to watch football,
- 7:05Speaker 2: watch football. Global Sport, they played this damn game in
- 7:09Speaker 2: a round stadium where 50-yard line seats. I don't know
- 7:12Speaker 2: if you saw some of these.
- 7:13Speaker 6: A San Francisco fan purchased 50-yard line seats, and he
- 7:16Speaker 6: was like 150 yards away from the field because it's round.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Listen, man. Why? Why? I don't know. I'm not Goodell.
- 7:30Speaker 3: I did see. I'm watching. So it was Michael Irvin.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Who was with Michael Irvin last night? Do you remember?
- 7:36Speaker 2: Uh, uh, four, eight, seven, six. Hold on. What? Four, eight, seven, six.
- 7:39Speaker 2: Is Vic being serious? It's called money. The game sold
- 7:42Speaker 2: out in an hour. TV money is the bottom line.
- 7:46Speaker 2: And then he called me a dumb ass. I agree. Okay.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Let me retort.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Do you think if they held that game here in
- 7:55Speaker 2: the United States, I'm going to answer, I'm going to
- 7:57Speaker 2: ask the questions. You guys answer them. Would the game
- 7:59Speaker 2: sell out? Yeah, of course. Would people watch? Yeah, of course.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Would they make money?
- 8:05Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Who's the dumbass now?
- 8:07Speaker 3: Okay, but Vic, I think the idea is this.
- 8:10Speaker 2: It's different and more potential money that could be made.
- 8:14Speaker 3: Vic, if you can get people to watch the game
- 8:16Speaker 3: in Australia, watch games that are in America, but you're
- 8:19Speaker 3: growing the game in Australia, you can have an Australian
- 8:22Speaker 3: TV contract and all.
- 8:23Speaker 2: This kind of thing.
- 8:24Speaker 3: Here's the difference, Vic. People will wake up at midnight,
- 8:26Speaker 3: 1 in the morning, to watch their favorite team.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Can I ask you a series of questions? Can I
- 8:30Speaker 2: ask you a series now? Do you think that the
- 8:35Speaker 2: NFL made at least one new fan out of having
- 8:39Speaker 2: that game in Australia? Sure. Would they have made any
- 8:43Speaker 2: more new fans if they had that game here? They've
- 8:46Speaker 2: already made fans because the game has been here. That's
- 8:48Speaker 2: the point. We're a tapped market. You either like football
- 8:52Speaker 2: or you don't. There's nobody who needs to be introduced
- 8:54Speaker 2: to the sport. You either like it or you don't.
- 8:56Speaker 2: But at what price? I agree with you.
- 8:59Speaker 6: So if you want to make fans in the other market,
- 9:02Speaker 6: play a preseason game there.
- 9:03Speaker 2: What's the difference? They get the game no matter what.
- 9:06Speaker 2: The consequence of that game was too big. It's a
- 9:09Speaker 2: division rivalry game between two teams that hate each other.
- 9:13Speaker 2: You're going to put that game there? Give them crap. Yeah,
- 9:16Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but if I'm making the
- 9:19Speaker 2: schedule for that game, I think London can be a
- 9:21Speaker 2: little bit different. But I don't think any divisional games
- 9:24Speaker 2: should have a home crowd taken away. That general, at
- 9:29Speaker 2: the very minimum, if you're playing a divisional opponent, you
- 9:33Speaker 2: don't not get a home game against them over the
- 9:36Speaker 2: course of a year. I'm putting... Jets-Panthers in Australia. 100%.
- 9:41Speaker 2: That seems like a great Australia game is Jets-Panthers. So anyway.
- 9:47Speaker 6: I have no problem playing games overseas. Give them inconsequential
- 9:52Speaker 6: games in the preseason.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:55Speaker 2: That's it. I don't disagree. That's a disservice to Rams fans,
- 9:59Speaker 2: Niners fans. and those two teams in that rivalry. Complete
- 10:02Speaker 2: disservice last night. I think you kind of felt it, too.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Did you see the interviews with Nick Bosa? Because they
- 10:07Speaker 2: were there for, what, a week? They hated it. They
- 10:09Speaker 2: were asking Bosa, and he's like, yeah, it's fine. They
- 10:13Speaker 2: wanted to go home. Uh-huh. So here's the big thing.
- 10:19Speaker 2: As we head into this football weekend on a Bud
- 10:23Speaker 2: Light football Friday. Did you know that in the NFL
- 10:28Speaker 2: this weekend, there are zero double-digit spreads? And I think
- 10:33Speaker 2: part of that is because that's just how the NFL operates.
- 10:38Speaker 3: What's the latest on the Chargers and the Cardinals?
- 10:41Speaker 2: Nine and a half.
- 10:42Speaker 3: Because I got it at ten and a half.
- 10:45Speaker 2: It's at nine and a half on ESPN.
- 10:46Speaker 3: Right now. So right now. So it moved from ten
- 10:48Speaker 3: and a half to nine and a half. Yes.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Is what you're telling me. That's what I'm reading it
- 10:52Speaker 2: right now.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Okay.
- 10:55Speaker 2: I think if you ask anybody in the league who's
- 10:57Speaker 2: going to be the worst team in the NFL this year,
- 10:59Speaker 2: your answer is going to be the Dolphins, right? Because
- 11:02Speaker 2: the Dolphins have 182 million in dead cap.
- 11:05Speaker 3: They have. What? I was on this as I lay
- 11:12Speaker 3: it down. I don't know how the Raiders don't cover
- 11:17Speaker 3: three and a half against the Dolphins.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Are we doing our own survivor pool? Is that what
- 11:20Speaker 2: we're doing right now? No. Here's what I was going
- 11:23Speaker 2: to bring you, though. Because that game that Mosher just
- 11:25Speaker 2: mentioned with the Cardinals. The Cardinals have some talent on
- 11:29Speaker 2: that roster. You know, they have Trey McBride and they
- 11:33Speaker 2: have Marvin Harrison and they have now Jeremiah Love and
- 11:38Speaker 2: all these different things.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Can I read to you guys the first 11 weeks
- 11:42Speaker 2: of the Arizona Cardinals schedule, and you tell me where
- 11:45Speaker 2: these wins are coming from? At the Chargers, Seahawks. At
- 11:50Speaker 2: the Niners. At the Giants.
- 11:54Speaker 3: We'll see.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Lions at home. At the Rams. Broncos at home. At
- 11:59Speaker 2: the Cowboys. At the Seahawks. Rams at home. At the Chiefs. Commanders. Eagles.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Where are these wins coming?
- 12:08Speaker 3: None.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Where are these wins coming?
- 12:10Speaker 3: They got maybe one in there. Maybe one.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Those are all playoff teams except for the Giants. Potentially.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Likely.
- 12:19Speaker 2: That's nuts.
- 12:20Speaker 3: Welcome to your life, Arizona.
- 12:23Speaker 6: You know, regarding the parody of the NFL, I'm looking
- 12:26Speaker 6: at the remaining games this week and I'm trying to say, okay,
- 12:29Speaker 6: if I were doing Survivor Pool, what's a can't miss game?
- 12:33Speaker 3: And every game I look at, I say, Well, there's
- 12:36Speaker 3: a chance. Chargers, there's no chance the Cardinals are winning
- 12:40Speaker 3: in L.A. against the Chargers.
- 12:41Speaker 2: None. All right, do you want to make that your game?
- 12:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Oh, are we just going to do it as a show?
- 12:46Speaker 2: See who lasts the longest? Survivor pool? Yeah, let's see. Nelly,
- 12:49Speaker 2: you're in on this, too.
- 12:49Speaker 3: Nelly, you're in charge. You're in charge, and you're in it, too.
- 12:52Speaker 2: And we can't pick the same game. Yeah, you can.
- 12:56Speaker 3: Yes, you can.
- 12:58Speaker 2: No, we can't, because then we'll have the same damn records.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Let's stretch out a little bit. No, that's the whole point.
- 13:02Speaker 2: That's the whole point.
- 13:03Speaker 3: You can pick the same game.
- 13:04Speaker 2: But you can only pick a team once over the
- 13:05Speaker 2: course of the year. That's the trouble. Oh, I got you.
- 13:08Speaker 3: I got you.
- 13:09Speaker 2: So if Mosher says it's the Chargers, he cannot pick
- 13:12Speaker 2: the Chargers again. Okay.
- 13:14Speaker 3: In fact, don't accuse me of being a Chargers fan
- 13:18Speaker 3: because I'm not. But I think that the Chargers in
- 13:21Speaker 3: this game, this is a junk-laying game. A what?
- 13:26Speaker 2: A junk lady?
- 13:27Speaker 3: Junk lady.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Oh, junk lady.
- 13:29Speaker 3: You put your junk on the line. Ginsu knife? This
- 13:31Speaker 3: is Ginsu knife, yes. This is full-on Ginsu territory.
- 13:35Speaker 2: What do you got, Brett? Okay, all right. Let's pick
- 13:36Speaker 2: the games. I'm going to go with the Jags. And
- 13:39Speaker 2: by the way, I was this close to picking the Raiders.
- 13:44Speaker 2: I really wanted to pick the Raiders.
- 13:45Speaker 3: I don't know how Miami wins a game this year.
- 13:47Speaker 2: But I'm picking Jags. Jags over the Browns. I'm going
- 13:50Speaker 2: to go with Niners over Rams.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Can I do it? Can I do it, please?
- 13:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:02Speaker 5: That's all a charade.
- 14:03Speaker 2: All right, pick your games. Come on, we got like
- 14:05Speaker 2: 30 seconds. Pick your games.
- 14:06Speaker 6: God, this one's hard for me. You guys took the
- 14:10Speaker 6: other games, and I don't want to copy you. I'll
- 14:12Speaker 6: take Jags over Browns.
- 14:13Speaker 2: No, that's fine. No, we can pick the same. That's fine.
- 14:17Speaker 2: That's fine. So me and Vic are on the Jags.
- 14:19Speaker 2: It could almost be better if the Jags lose. You
- 14:21Speaker 2: can make fun of everybody. So, Jags, Mosher, you got
- 14:25Speaker 2: the Chargers. I got the Chargers. What you got, Nelly?
- 14:28Speaker 5: Give me Robert Sala's shiny new head in Tennessee, man.
- 14:31Speaker 5: I'm going to pick the Titans over the Jets.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Okay. That's ballsy.
- 14:37Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
- 14:37Speaker 2: That is ballsy.
- 14:38Speaker 5: Hey, Survivor Pool, baby. I like to live dangerously.
- 14:40Speaker 2: 303-504-0925. Shop Moz to text sign one price, one person,
- 14:45Speaker 2: one hour. Back after this. I just had an idea.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Should I, um, on this Bud Light Football Friday... first
- 14:54Speaker 2: one of the nfl season can i do a survivor
- 14:58Speaker 2: pool by just picking who's playing the dolphins every week
- 15:03Speaker 2: am i somebody just explained hold on you're not allowed
- 15:06Speaker 2: to pick the team that that loses right or the
- 15:09Speaker 2: cardinals are the survivor they're the loser so you're not
- 15:13Speaker 2: allowed to pick them again is that how it works
- 15:15Speaker 2: reverse no no because then how would you pick You
- 15:18Speaker 2: pick a team to win.
- 15:19Speaker 3: 17 weeks.
- 15:19Speaker 2: That would be impossible.
- 15:20Speaker 3: You can't pick the same team twice.
- 15:22Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. I don't play cartoons.
- 15:24Speaker 3: Well, you're in it now. We'll let you know if
- 15:26Speaker 3: you win or lose.
- 15:27Speaker 2: All right. So first one eliminated from the survivor pool.
- 15:30Speaker 2: The others get to kill that person, right? Is that
- 15:32Speaker 2: how this works? We can adjust. If Vic loses first. Moji, you, me,
- 15:38Speaker 2: and Nelly come with baseball bats. But this is... We
- 15:42Speaker 2: go full casino with it.
- 15:44Speaker 3: You know, I still have... I do still have a
- 15:46Speaker 3: Wonder Boy at home. You know that, right?
- 15:48Speaker 2: Oh, that's... Oh, God, why did I mention that? That
- 15:50Speaker 2: scene is so brutal.
- 15:52Speaker 3: What? Casino?
- 15:53Speaker 2: Pesci's death in casino is so brutal. I have no
- 15:56Speaker 2: problem recreating that with wiffle ball bats live on our
- 15:58Speaker 2: radio show.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Dude, Wonderboy has not been broken out. I wonder how
- 16:04Speaker 3: many people are new to the program. If I say Wonderboy.
- 16:06Speaker 2: We have to bring that back. If I say.
- 16:07Speaker 3: Yeah, if I just say.
- 16:09Speaker 2: And we need to hit people again. Unsolicited violence is
- 16:11Speaker 2: what drives ratings.
- 16:12Speaker 3: 303-504-0925.
- 16:12Speaker 2: When I say the word Wonderboy.
- 16:19Speaker 3: Do you know what we're talking about? Are you newish
- 16:21Speaker 3: to the program? Because Wonderboy hasn't been talked about in years.
- 16:25Speaker 2: It's an old-school wiffleball bat. By the way, unsolicited violence
- 16:28Speaker 2: gets ratings, yes. I believe that's what the jackass empire
- 16:30Speaker 2: has been built upon.
- 16:32Speaker 6: You know, we haven't done that, though. We were really
- 16:34Speaker 6: pro-violence for a while there. Who did I hit that
- 16:38Speaker 6: I left a mark?
- 16:39Speaker 3: Was it you, Moshe?
- 16:40Speaker 1: Yes, Vic.
- 16:40Speaker 2: In the kidney area? Yes, Vic.
- 16:42Speaker 3: It was me. Thanks.
- 16:43Speaker 2: That was peak radio.
- 16:44Speaker 6: That was when we were at our best, and we're
- 16:46Speaker 6: not doing enough of that anymore. I mean, we had
- 16:48Speaker 6: a meeting with Shockey the other day.
- 16:49Speaker 3: What can we do?
- 16:50Speaker 2: What can we... Hit each other. Yes. Dude, I will
- 16:54Speaker 2: never forget when I watched Jackass the movie in theaters
- 16:57Speaker 2: and I was crying.
- 16:59Speaker 3: Tears.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Laughing the whole time. You know what it stemmed from?
- 17:04Speaker 2: Just something as simple as you just hit your buddy
- 17:06Speaker 2: in the nuts. Like, that's all it takes. And I
- 17:08Speaker 2: will howl laughing at it. I don't know why it's
- 17:10Speaker 2: so funny, but it is funny.
- 17:11Speaker 3: This is amazing to me. Hang on. People are chiming
- 17:16Speaker 3: in with the natural Vic. Like, the vast majority of people,
- 17:20Speaker 3: this is how many people have come to the program.
- 17:23Speaker 3: More and more coming every single day. This is how
- 17:25Speaker 3: many people who have come to the program in recent years.
- 17:29Speaker 3: I've been listening for years, but I somehow missed the
- 17:31Speaker 3: Wonderboy era.
- 17:33Speaker 2: See, we have to give them that back.
- 17:34Speaker 1: The natural.
- 17:35Speaker 3: I know. I think of Jack Black, Tenacious D's song, Wonderboy.
- 17:40Speaker 3: The natural. The natural.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Roy Hobbs.
- 17:41Speaker 3: The natural. No, I don't know what you're talking about.
- 17:43Speaker 2: In fact. We had, if you go back and find it, Nelly,
- 17:47Speaker 2: you weren't producing the show back then, but we had
- 17:49Speaker 2: Kale McCarr when he just signed with the Avs. He
- 17:52Speaker 2: was a guest in the studio. That's right. And he
- 17:54Speaker 2: beat the crap out of me with Wonderboy.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Yes, he did.
- 17:57Speaker 2: He gave me a shot that left a mark.
- 17:58Speaker 3: And he enjoyed it.
- 17:59Speaker 2: I remember he hits you with it.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Hard.
- 18:02Speaker 2: And he had this look where he's like, oh, oh, oh.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:07Speaker 6: And I went straight to HR afterwards. So I get
- 18:10Speaker 6: 50% of his new contract.
- 18:11Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys are aware of that.
- 18:13Speaker 2: You're garnishing his wages?
- 18:16Speaker 3: Let me explain. The reason this all came about is
- 18:20Speaker 3: I one day said I could kill Brett Cain with
- 18:23Speaker 3: a wiffle ball bat in like two minutes. And he's like, no,
- 18:26Speaker 3: you couldn't. I said, you want to? Because let me
- 18:31Speaker 3: tell you, from my childhood, a quick explanation. There was
- 18:34Speaker 3: nothing more painful in my entire childhood, breaking bones, Parents
- 18:39Speaker 3: splitting up. I mean, there's nothing more painful than getting
- 18:48Speaker 3: hit across the back of the legs or the back
- 18:50Speaker 3: with one of those old school yellow wiffle ball bats.
- 18:52Speaker 3: I'm telling you, there's nothing more painful on the planet.
- 18:58Speaker 2: Somebody's threatening Mosher with that wiffle ball bat. He's like...
- 19:01Speaker 2: I'd rather my parents just divorce right now.
- 19:04Speaker 3: So we hit each other with Wonderboy hard. And then, Brett,
- 19:09Speaker 3: did I change your mind on that?
- 19:10Speaker 2: It hurts, right? It hurts.
- 19:11Speaker 6: All right, Raj, if you're listening and you have a
- 19:14Speaker 6: chance to stop by and grab a $ 2 wiffle ball bat, whatever, please.
- 19:19Speaker 6: It would really enable, it would bring back the renaissance
- 19:23Speaker 6: of this show.
- 19:24Speaker 3: And the point is, we snuck Wonderboy into Coors Field,
- 19:28Speaker 3: and people who saw us that night asked us to
- 19:31Speaker 3: be hit by Wonderboy. We walked into a public restroom
- 19:34Speaker 3: and beat people. The guy was taking a whiz and
- 19:37Speaker 3: he asked for it. Yes, insane.
- 19:39Speaker 2: I remember we hit somebody in a bathroom with that bat.
- 19:44Speaker 2: And I believe Vic was walking behind recording.
- 19:47Speaker 3: He was.
- 19:47Speaker 2: And I said, Vic, you cannot record in a bathroom.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Yes, I can. Okay, so let's move on. Anyway, that's
- 19:53Speaker 3: the story of Wonder Boy. I still have him at home.
- 19:56Speaker 3: I'll bring him back.
- 19:56Speaker 2: By the way, security at Coors Field, you guys, you
- 20:00Speaker 2: missed the ball there. We just brought a weapon into
- 20:02Speaker 2: your stadium and nobody stopped us.
- 20:05Speaker 3: How did we get that in the stadium?
- 20:06Speaker 2: We just carried it right in. I think I wore
- 20:09Speaker 2: it in one of my pant legs. No, no, I
- 20:11Speaker 2: think we stuffed it in our pants. I think so, yeah.
- 20:15Speaker 3: Is that a wiffle ball bat or are you happy
- 20:17Speaker 3: to see me?
- 20:19Speaker 2: No, it's just a wiffle ball bat. So, as we
- 20:24Speaker 2: move on to the football weekend, that is, by the way,
- 20:26Speaker 2: we're playing the natural music. I'll just mention this, by
- 20:28Speaker 2: the way. The Rockies are going to lose 100 games again.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Stupid yanks. That series was not, that was JV series.
- 20:36Speaker 2: The Yanks made them look like the JV team. Holy moly.
- 20:40Speaker 2: That is pulverized. That's what should happen this weekend in
- 20:42Speaker 2: Boulder with Weber state in town is what the Yankees
- 20:45Speaker 2: did to the rock.
- 20:45Speaker 3: You don't be speaking of that. How this is only me.
- 20:49Speaker 3: I know it. And I'm going to say it anyway.
- 20:52Speaker 3: I'll ask you, how excited are you to see Ralphie
- 20:56Speaker 3: seven run for the first time?
- 20:57Speaker 2: Oh God, you and that stupid animal.
- 21:02Speaker 3: Call her a stupid animal again.
- 21:03Speaker 2: I dare you. Right away.
- 21:05Speaker 5: Where's that wiffle bat?
- 21:06Speaker 3: I friggin' dare you.
- 21:08Speaker 2: No, no, but here's the thing. Anytime we talk about
- 21:11Speaker 2: the buffs, and I'm like, man, Juju Lewis looked pretty good,
- 21:14Speaker 2: needs to do this. And Moshe goes, yeah, but Ralphie.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Well, dude.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I'm trying to talk about the team, and you're talking
- 21:19Speaker 2: about a bison.
- 21:20Speaker 3: You have to understand, how excited was Chad Brown to
- 21:23Speaker 3: talk about Ralphie Seven?
- 21:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but that's not the- Because you brought
- 21:27Speaker 2: it up. What the buffs need to do, and I'll
- 21:28Speaker 2: take your advice here, Brett.
- 21:31Speaker 6: This weekend against Weber State is the weekend to let
- 21:35Speaker 6: Juju relax and feel himself and find his way. It
- 21:42Speaker 6: was a great confidence boost at the end of that
- 21:44Speaker 6: Georgia Tech game for him to come through.
- 21:46Speaker 2: Build on it. It was awesome. Nice little walk-off drive. Well,
- 21:50Speaker 2: it wasn't a walk-off. They had to block the kick.
- 21:52Speaker 2: But what he did at the end of that game,
- 21:54Speaker 2: I can't tell you what it did for his confidence.
- 21:56Speaker 2: So now carry it over against a lesser team. And
- 21:59Speaker 2: let's open up the offense a little bit.
- 22:00Speaker 3: So, Vic, he was overly hyped against Georgia Tech to
- 22:04Speaker 3: start out. And really, for most of the game, he
- 22:05Speaker 3: was sort of overly hyped, right? Yeah, I think let's
- 22:09Speaker 3: watch the maturation process of the young man take effect.
- 22:12Speaker 3: And let's watch him now start to become a poised,
- 22:16Speaker 3: successful college quarterback. I completely agree with you.
- 22:19Speaker 2: Can I just apologize to all Buffs fans out there?
- 22:22Speaker 2: I'm sorry for calling Ralphie a stupid animal. I only
- 22:26Speaker 2: do that because Mosher drives me up the wall by
- 22:28Speaker 2: mentioning Ralphie every time I try and talk about Buffs football.
- 22:32Speaker 2: It's his fault. He's sister-gening me with Ralphie right now.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Dude, she is going to stomp. I cannot wait.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Let me tell you this. I think Vic is 1,000% right.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Juju looked uncomfortable, struggled a bit, inconsistent in that first
- 22:53Speaker 2: game against Georgia Tech. To have the drive that he
- 22:55Speaker 2: did at the end of the game, I think is
- 22:56Speaker 2: huge for him. And build off of that in a
- 23:00Speaker 2: game that, let's call it what it is, it's a
- 23:02Speaker 2: gimme win. You put Weber State on the schedule to
- 23:04Speaker 2: get a dub. That's why you put them on.
- 23:07Speaker 3: They're like a 33.5 point favorite. Something like that. Somewhere
- 23:11Speaker 3: in the 30s. And they should be because they should
- 23:14Speaker 3: stop Weber State. I don't really want to get into
- 23:16Speaker 3: the Rams this week because they're playing Southern Utah. They're
- 23:21Speaker 3: a 20.5-point favorite. They should absolutely rip Southern Utah.
- 23:26Speaker 2: What's this?
- 23:28Speaker 5: Put you on the list, Brett.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I said I apologize.
- 23:32Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with Ralphie. It has to
- 23:33Speaker 3: do with Moser. Hey, Derek West chimed in. Full permission
- 23:39Speaker 3: to reach across and slap Kaner. It's your fault! Ralphie
- 23:42Speaker 3: is a national... You know Derek. Dude, he could break
- 23:48Speaker 3: you in half today.
- 23:48Speaker 2: No kidding. No kidding. Let me tell you something right now.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Here's what I would never get from anybody else. The most,
- 23:55Speaker 2: except for you. If I walked up to a bunny
- 23:58Speaker 2: who loves the buffs said, man, big game this weekend
- 24:01Speaker 2: at Weber state, hope Juju plays well. He's like, yeah.
- 24:05Speaker 2: And Ralphie too. That's what you do to me.
- 24:08Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 24:08Speaker 2: I don't think I'm talking to a five-year-old.
- 24:10Speaker 3: It's just, I've waited so long.
- 24:12Speaker 2: You know what? I'm talking to baby Jamal kale. I'm
- 24:15Speaker 2: going to a Rockies game. I'm like, yeah, baseball. And
- 24:17Speaker 2: she goes dinosaur. Yeah.
- 24:20Speaker 3: I got you. I got you. I'm just saying that
- 24:24Speaker 3: Ralphie Six sucked so bad. I hope she's steak right now.
- 24:30Speaker 3: I think she's living on a ranch, but I hope
- 24:32Speaker 3: she's steak. Ralphie Seven is going to stomp. And I'll
- 24:35Speaker 3: leave it at that. Okay. Let's talk football. But I
- 24:38Speaker 3: agree with you. Hey, look, man, if your defense played
- 24:41Speaker 3: that well in stopping the run against Georgia Tech, who
- 24:46Speaker 3: is notorious for being a terrific running team, then Weber
- 24:52Speaker 3: State should be absolutely no problem whatsoever.
- 24:55Speaker 2: Here's the thing, man.
- 24:57Speaker 3: But I want to see that consistency. I want to
- 24:58Speaker 3: see that defense continue to show up that way. Stuff, stuff, stuff.
- 25:02Speaker 2: CU, Prime, and everybody, a bunch of credit for last week.
- 25:07Speaker 2: You know, I will say this. When you're looking for
- 25:12Speaker 2: years of something to be improved and look different in
- 25:16Speaker 2: year four of a head coach... You got that that
- 25:19Speaker 2: first week with Georgia Tech. They ran the football and
- 25:22Speaker 2: stopped the run. Two tenants of what you have to
- 25:24Speaker 2: do to be a good football team. And I give
- 25:27Speaker 2: them full credit for it because I think that that
- 25:29Speaker 2: is a remarkable improvement from what we've seen in the past. Remember,
- 25:35Speaker 2: I can't remember how many teams were in the FBS
- 25:36Speaker 2: last year because there's new ones in this year. 134.
- 25:38Speaker 7: 128, whatever.
- 25:39Speaker 2: Whatever the max number is, 134 we'll call it. CU
- 25:45Speaker 2: was 133rd in rushing yards allowed per game.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Second to last, correct.
- 25:49Speaker 2: So that is a giant improvement against an actual opponent
- 25:52Speaker 2: in Georgia Tech that was a bull team last year,
- 25:56Speaker 2: was 8-0 to start the year, all that stuff. Huge improvement.
- 26:00Speaker 2: We'll also say this. There was something about each phase
- 26:06Speaker 2: of football in that first game, Moj, that... The offense
- 26:10Speaker 2: was terrible until it was awesome on that final drive
- 26:14Speaker 2: of the game. The defense was awesome until it was
- 26:17Speaker 2: terrible on the final drive of the game. And special
- 26:20Speaker 2: teams were terrible except for awesome on the final play
- 26:22Speaker 2: of the game. But they won a road game.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Yes.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Against a team from a really... I'm not going to
- 26:29Speaker 2: call Georgia Tech a really good team. But a road
- 26:32Speaker 2: game that not many expected them to win.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Yes.
- 26:34Speaker 2: And that's all that matters. What I'm saying is... I
- 26:38Speaker 2: think in a bunch of ways that we were just
- 26:40Speaker 2: talking about Juju, take the momentum of the end of
- 26:42Speaker 2: that game and carry it into this week against an
- 26:45Speaker 2: inferior opponent. The same thing applies, I think, to the
- 26:49Speaker 2: entire team. Just carry that momentum over. You know, you're
- 26:52Speaker 2: 1-0 against a good football team.
- 26:55Speaker 3: I heard you during the appetizer hour talking about we'll
- 26:58Speaker 3: get a better idea as to where we are and
- 27:01Speaker 3: who these teams are after this week probably, right? Well,
- 27:05Speaker 3: I'm looking at Tennessee on the road at Georgia Tech,
- 27:07Speaker 3: and I'm thinking to myself, that's 11.5 points spread, okay?
- 27:11Speaker 3: I mean, if Georgia Tech gives Tennessee a hell of
- 27:14Speaker 3: a game, it's only going to make the Buffs look better, right? Yeah.
- 27:19Speaker 3: I mean, what's his face, Mendoza? We were never.
- 27:24Speaker 2: Supposed to be in this position. I'm Alberta Mendoza.
- 27:30Speaker 3: I'm Alberta Mendoza. We're going to do it. We're going
- 27:32Speaker 3: to come back this way. Give all the glory to God.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Give all the glory to the Lord.
- 27:39Speaker 6: This is the beauty of college football versus the NFL.
- 27:43Speaker 6: Why games, regular season, still matter in college football. And
- 27:47Speaker 6: I know it's being watered down by playoffs at the
- 27:49Speaker 6: end of the season. But these first games, right, where
- 27:53Speaker 6: in the NFL, if you lose your first game, it
- 27:55Speaker 6: doesn't mean anything. Like the Rams losing to the Niners,
- 27:58Speaker 6: it sucks. It's a robbery loss. But if you look
- 28:00Speaker 6: at the.
- 28:01Speaker 2: Grand scheme of things, Do you know who the Patriots
- 28:03Speaker 2: lost to in the opener last year? Do you remember
- 28:06Speaker 2: the Patriots represented the AFC in the Super Bowl? Was
- 28:07Speaker 2: it the Dolphins?
- 28:08Speaker 1: No.
- 28:08Speaker 2: No, they lost to the Raiders.
- 28:09Speaker 3: The Raiders.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Yeah, the Raiders. It's what cost them home field advantage.
- 28:12Speaker 2: It's the reason they had to come to Denver. So
- 28:15Speaker 2: it didn't bother them, right? The NFL is a different beast.
- 28:19Speaker 2: In college football, losing the opener actually has consequences. Less
- 28:24Speaker 2: so now than before. But it's still, ask Notre Dame
- 28:27Speaker 2: if it has consequences. But yes, it does. It doesn't
- 28:30Speaker 2: have consequences as much in the NFL. It doesn't mean
- 28:33Speaker 2: as much. You can rebound. The opener is a wild
- 28:37Speaker 2: card game. Things happen. NFL opening weekend, we got all emotional.
- 28:43Speaker 2: We're like, oh my God, if the Broncos don't beat KC.
- 28:45Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that much. In college football, it means more.
- 28:49Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. When this passes is not if,
- 28:52Speaker 2: it's when. because they've already met with ESPN about it,
- 28:55Speaker 2: the CFP has, when they push this to a 24-team playoff,
- 29:01Speaker 2: it's going to feel very NFL. If you lose the
- 29:04Speaker 2: opening week, you'll kind of be like, yeah, whatever.
- 29:06Speaker 3: Well, when you look at it right now, Ohio State
- 29:08Speaker 3: at Texas, I mean, it doesn't get really any bigger
- 29:10Speaker 3: than that. And I don't care what point of the
- 29:13Speaker 3: season those two teams are playing. That's gigantic.
- 29:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:17Speaker 3: But Even though you don't have a 2014 playoff and
- 29:21Speaker 3: so on, either of those teams is obviously way good
- 29:24Speaker 3: enough to recover from a loss. And it's not going
- 29:31Speaker 3: to affect them as much as you think it should.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Not like it used to be when you had a
- 29:35Speaker 3: four-team playoff, Brett. When you had a four-teamer, Ohio State
- 29:39Speaker 3: and or Texas, now all of a sudden one of
- 29:42Speaker 3: those teams, they are absolutely behind the eight ball. Yeah.
- 29:44Speaker 3: And they almost got to run the damn table, period,
- 29:46Speaker 3: end of story. So there's a little bit of leeway now,
- 29:49Speaker 3: which I hope would encourage more games like this to start.
- 29:52Speaker 2: Out the year. This same thing applies to CSU, by
- 29:54Speaker 2: the way. It takes on Southern Utah this weekend. Both teams,
- 29:58Speaker 2: I mean... almost assuredly, should go 2-0 after this week. Well,
- 30:02Speaker 2: Southern Utah.
- 30:03Speaker 3: Beat up Weber State.
- 30:04Speaker 2: I was going to say, who's better, Southern Utah or Weber? Well,
- 30:07Speaker 2: Southern Utah beat the snot out of Weber. When?
- 30:10Speaker 3: Last weekend.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Okay. So, I mean, they won 47-42.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Well, offensively, they beat the snot out of them.
- 30:18Speaker 2: But they also lost. See, Mosher can't be trusted.
- 30:21Speaker 3: No, hold on a second. They also lost to FCS
- 30:24Speaker 3: Montana in week one. Did Southern Utah. Yeah. So they
- 30:30Speaker 3: lost to an FCS.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Montana's nothing to mess with, dude.
- 30:33Speaker 3: No, they are not. Montana's incredibly good.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Wu-Tang's also something you shouldn't mess with either. High school
- 30:41Speaker 2: football is back.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Something Utah's an FCS. No, are they an FBS or FCS?
- 30:46Speaker 2: Just stop, Moshe. It's okay.
- 30:48Speaker 3: What conference are they in?
- 30:48Speaker 2: It's okay. I don't want you to hurt yourself. They're junk.
- 30:51Speaker 2: High school football is back on altitude tonight. Arvada West
- 30:54Speaker 2: heads to Pine Creek. Thank you, Nelly. At 7, Vic Lombardi... Tyler,
- 31:00Speaker 2: why am I saying this like you're not here? Vic
- 31:02Speaker 2: is going to be on the call with Columbus. No,
- 31:06Speaker 2: Columbus is not on the call tonight.
- 31:08Speaker 3: It's Mike Sanford.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Then talk to Kevin.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Kevin, it's Mike Sanford.
- 31:13Speaker 2: I'm right here. Vic Lombardi, who will join us shortly,
- 31:16Speaker 2: is going to be on the call with Mike Sanford tonight.
- 31:19Speaker 2: You can watch live on Altitude TV or listen on
- 31:21Speaker 2: Altitude Sports Radio 92.5. Thanks to Sports Clips. Pros in
- 31:26Speaker 2: men's hair. Why do we always want to do this?
- 31:29Speaker 2: Why do I want to be Hastings with sport clips?
- 31:32Speaker 2: Joe Burrows.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Sports clips. Sports clips.
- 31:35Speaker 2: I got to tell you, got my hair cut down
- 31:37Speaker 2: in sports clips.
- 31:38Speaker 5: Mike's McDaniels gets his hair cut in sports clips.
- 31:43Speaker 2: Something about it. Want to throw that S on there.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Sports clips. Back after this. Oh, by the way, stories
- 31:49Speaker 2: around sports in the world we feel like you should
- 31:52Speaker 2: be aware of. Moshe, you almost always start.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Can I start? Can I start, please? Yeah. Hey, Vic,
- 31:57Speaker 3: did you see what Miami did last night?
- 32:00Speaker 6: Yeah, they flexed their muscle against something called Florida A
- 32:04Speaker 6: & M.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Well, they're an FCS team. That is correct. But they
- 32:08Speaker 3: were up, what, 77 to nothing?
- 32:09Speaker 2: 77 nothing after three.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Yeah, 77 nothing after three. I'm telling you right now.
- 32:16Speaker 3: I don't know what they're going to do against your Irish.
- 32:20Speaker 3: When you hang 77 on any football team, it's pretty impressive.
- 32:23Speaker 3: But this Darian Mensah, this guy is.
- 32:25Speaker 2: A real deal. Pretty good. Big deal. It's Florida A
- 32:28Speaker 2: & M. Notre Dame hung 70 on Syracuse last year.
- 32:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand that. They also went to– I mean,
- 32:33Speaker 3: Stanford stinks, but they went to Stanford and beat the
- 32:35Speaker 3: snot out of the Cardinal. Now it's going to get
- 32:38Speaker 3: obviously more difficult as time goes on, but the real
- 32:41Speaker 3: point is– Darian Mensah to me seems to be the
- 32:44Speaker 3: real deal.
- 32:45Speaker 2: He is a good quarterback.
- 32:46Speaker 3: This guy is a hell of a quarterback and, and Oh,
- 32:49Speaker 3: Carson Beck. Okay.
- 32:51Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 32:51Speaker 3: The guy started out at Tulane. Then he went to
- 32:53Speaker 3: Duke and now he's at Miami. Yeah. And dude, he's
- 32:57Speaker 3: throwing for like 500 yards a game.
- 33:01Speaker 2: Duke is the ACC stepping stone.
- 33:03Speaker 6: They lose Riley Leonard to Notre Dame that year that
- 33:05Speaker 6: Notre Dame went to the championship game.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Then they, they lose Mensah to Miami. That, That's what
- 33:11Speaker 2: they've become. They've become a grooming team, right? Yeah. That's
- 33:15Speaker 2: all they do. They groom for the other big teams
- 33:18Speaker 2: in their conference.
- 33:20Speaker 3: You know what Vince's rating is this year so far?
- 33:23Speaker 2: A billion? 271.6. Yeah, I don't know how college ratings
- 33:27Speaker 2: are calculated.
- 33:28Speaker 3: It's different, yeah.
- 33:30Speaker 2: The fact that they ended that game early, though. They're like, yeah,
- 33:34Speaker 2: we're going to stop five minutes earlier than we usually do.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Well, have you ever had a 10-run rule? In Little
- 33:40Speaker 3: League and stuff? Yeah.
- 33:41Speaker 2: College football, it's like, whatever. So there is a conference
- 33:47Speaker 2: game that's happening this weekend, and Kentucky's one of those teams,
- 33:51Speaker 2: they aren't usually, like, really good. They're, like, okay. But
- 33:56Speaker 2: they got a new coach, Will Stein. They're playing against Alabama.
- 34:00Speaker 2: It's in Kentucky. He said he wants it to be
- 34:04Speaker 2: the loudest in the history of the world, and here's
- 34:06Speaker 2: what he said to Kentucky fans on his weekly radio show.
- 34:12Speaker 2: He's encouraging them to sneak in flasks. He said, I
- 34:17Speaker 2: want them there 45 to 30 minutes before the game,
- 34:21Speaker 2: standing up, screaming obscenities at our opponent.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Oh, that's unbelievable.
- 34:24Speaker 2: I want them to feel very unwelcome, sneak in a
- 34:27Speaker 2: flask if you have to.
- 34:29Speaker 3: So the coach is openly encouraging the student body and
- 34:32Speaker 3: fans to sneak in booze and get crazy.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Here's what coaches do now.
- 34:37Speaker 3: And shout obscenities?
- 34:39Speaker 2: Treat our opponents with respect. And he's like, no. Mother
- 34:44Speaker 2: bleeped them for four straight hours. I want you screaming
- 34:49Speaker 2: at them. I want you calling them names. I want
- 34:52Speaker 2: you bringing booze into the stadium. I like this guy.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Go Kentucky.
- 34:55Speaker 3: I do too, man. And by the way, what's the
- 34:58Speaker 3: line on that? It's not very big. Help me out.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Let me tell you. It is 10.
- 35:07Speaker 3: That's not very big for Bama going to Kentucky.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Ten points.
- 35:10Speaker 3: Oh, by the way. Yeah, you do.
- 35:12Speaker 6: Last night in that 27-7 victory, the Niners over the Rams,
- 35:16Speaker 6: and the Niners seemed to do whatever they pleased. And, gosh,
- 35:19Speaker 6: I was impressed with Brock Purdy. I was impressed with
- 35:22Speaker 6: the Niners' defense, the running game, Christian McCaffrey, 10 carries,
- 35:26Speaker 6: 68 yards. Afterwards, Christian McCaffrey had quite the interesting press conference.
- 35:31Speaker 6: He's got a buzz cut, and somebody asked him about
- 35:34Speaker 6: his buzz cut.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Here's how that conversation went.
- 35:37Speaker 3: I was getting a haircut. I was getting a haircut
- 35:39Speaker 3: today or a few days ago, and one of the
- 35:42Speaker 3: barbers looks at me and goes, looks cracker. I was like, sorry,
- 35:46Speaker 3: what did you say? I don't know what it meant.
- 35:49Speaker 3: I guess that means it looks good, but that was funny.
- 35:51Speaker 3: He said it again. I'm like, dude, I hear that
- 35:53Speaker 3: every Sunday.
- 35:53Speaker 2: I don't think that's what it means.
- 35:59Speaker 3: Well, down under it means one thing. Here it means another,
- 36:01Speaker 3: I guess. That's funny.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Well, most of you look cracker. Yes.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 36:07Speaker 2: In that fishing shirt.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Is that the USA version or is that the Australian version?
- 36:12Speaker 6: Hey, listen, Cracker, I don't know why you wear those
- 36:15Speaker 6: fishing shirts all the time, but you look very Cracker.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Tell you what, that haircut looks very Jive Turkey. Okay. Okay.
- 36:23Speaker 2: You know what?
- 36:24Speaker 3: That's pretty funny, though.
- 36:25Speaker 2: Your shirt is honky like today and I like it.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, guys.
- 36:30Speaker 2: Wait, wait, can I back something up off this football game? Sure, yeah.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Noah Eagle, who is awesome. His dad, friend of the show.
- 36:38Speaker 2: Noah kept calling Melbourne something else. And people were yelling
- 36:43Speaker 2: at him for it. It was this.
- 36:44Speaker 7: San Francisco will have two timeouts and look to go
- 36:47Speaker 7: 80 yards down the field to double dip here in Melbourne.
- 36:50Speaker 2: A beautiful scene for some football. I also thought that
- 36:53Speaker 2: was weird, but I know Noah's a pro. Turns out
- 36:55Speaker 2: that's the local pronunciation for it.
- 36:56Speaker 5: You have to say Melbourne with the Australian accent.
- 37:00Speaker 2: Melbourne.
- 37:01Speaker 5: That's how it comes out.
- 37:02Speaker 3: Melbourne.
- 37:02Speaker 2: Allow me to interject. Let me play the ombudsman of
- 37:06Speaker 2: this media stuff here, if you don't mind. I understand
- 37:10Speaker 2: that he's doing it the way the Australians pronounce Melbourne.
- 37:13Speaker 2: But who's he broadcasting to? What audience?
- 37:15Speaker 3: USA.
- 37:15Speaker 2: I agree with you. So what the hell is he doing? Yeah.
- 37:18Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 37:19Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. It's like when, what's an example
- 37:23Speaker 2: of a country that they call, like Deutschland, right?
- 37:26Speaker 3: Germany, yeah.
- 37:28Speaker 2: If you're doing a game in Munich.
- 37:31Speaker 3: München. Y'all said Munchen.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Yeah. You would just say, no, we're in Germany.
- 37:35Speaker 3: We're in Munich. You wouldn't say, Niners have a drive
- 37:39Speaker 3: coming up here in Munchen. No, you wouldn't do that.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Oh, by the way.
- 37:44Speaker 3: Oh, they made a big mistake, too. They had Noah
- 37:49Speaker 3: Eagle on the set with a guy in the middle
- 37:51Speaker 3: and then a tall quarterback, and they staggered him.
- 37:54Speaker 2: He looked like he's about 4'3.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Yeah. It was just really weird. Oh, by the way, hey, Vic.
- 38:01Speaker 3: Do you realize there's not one, not two, but now
- 38:05Speaker 3: a third group that is begging the National Hockey League
- 38:12Speaker 3: to own an expansion team in Atlanta, Georgia. That's right.
- 38:18Speaker 2: It all comes back around.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Listen, the Atlanta Thrashers, the fans there love that team.
- 38:23Speaker 3: You know why they moved to Winnipeg? Because their ownership sucked.
- 38:30Speaker 3: And the people in Winnipeg really wanted a team bad,
- 38:33Speaker 3: and they put together big money to get that team
- 38:35Speaker 3: to move to Winnipeg. But it wasn't for lack of fans,
- 38:37Speaker 3: and it wasn't for a lack of really anything, but
- 38:40Speaker 3: they're going to build a brand new 20,000-seat NHL-ready arena.
- 38:46Speaker 3: And if that's the case, I'm all for it. The
- 38:49Speaker 3: third group is led by former NHL player, current hockey analyst,
- 38:53Speaker 3: Anson Carter. So I'm all in.
- 38:55Speaker 2: I love that market.
- 38:57Speaker 3: And you know who's a big hockey fan who lives
- 38:59Speaker 3: in Atlanta, Vic? You don't know. Stewart Cink.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Oh, really?
- 39:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Football season's here.
- 39:10Speaker 3: Anyway, the Thrashers have one of the... It's one of
- 39:11Speaker 3: my favorite jerseys of all time. Go ahead.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Football season's here. Can I give you guys a Jim
- 39:16Speaker 2: Harbaugh quote from a couple days ago? It's September. It's
- 39:22Speaker 2: time to play our first game, and I support no cause,
- 39:26Speaker 2: foreign or domestic, other than the greatness of the Los
- 39:29Speaker 2: Angeles Jets. Here's some other Harbaugh-isms. People have a website
- 39:37Speaker 2: just with some quotes. On his coordinators, like Moses, I'm
- 39:44Speaker 2: going to die leaning on my staff. On his players...
- 39:49Speaker 2: I love guys who like football. Guys who like football
- 39:52Speaker 2: like me back.
- 39:55Speaker 3: I kind of like that.
- 39:55Speaker 2: He's a freak. By the way, here's his brother from
- 39:57Speaker 2: a couple days ago.
- 39:58Speaker 8: We put a stop to all these questions because I'm
- 40:00Speaker 8: not going to tell you who's playing in the game.
- 40:02Speaker 8: I'm not going to tell you who's starting. I'm not
- 40:05Speaker 8: going to tell you what package we have in. I'm
- 40:06Speaker 8: not going to tell you what plays we're running. I'm
- 40:08Speaker 8: not going to tell you any of that, okay? So
- 40:11Speaker 8: we can make it great and have a great press conference,
- 40:14Speaker 8: or we can make it uncomfortable. But I'm not going
- 40:16Speaker 8: to tell you because when you know, the Cowboys know.
- 40:19Speaker 8: Or every other team we play knows. And that's not
- 40:21Speaker 8: in the competitive interest of our football team. Does that
- 40:23Speaker 8: make sense? So I think you can respect that.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Did you have before the season when John Harbaugh was
- 40:28Speaker 2: annoyed with New York media?
- 40:30Speaker 3: Well, I knew it was going to be a matter
- 40:32Speaker 3: of time. I guess the question is, you know, did
- 40:35Speaker 3: you think it was going to be this early? Everybody
- 40:37Speaker 3: is talking about that. That's what the question is.
- 40:40Speaker 2: It sounds like every press conference that Sean Payton has,
- 40:43Speaker 2: to be honest with you. Don't they all kind of
- 40:45Speaker 2: sound like that if you ask about an injury?
- 40:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:48Speaker 2: You ain't getting an answer.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Fine.
- 40:51Speaker 2: It's fine. It's fine.
- 40:52Speaker 3: We'll reevaluate. It's good. Good. I think it'll be fine.
- 40:56Speaker 2: What you got, Nelly?
- 40:58Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, Mosier and Vic, as we just
- 41:01Speaker 5: heard right there, you both have had illustrious play-by-play careers
- 41:05Speaker 5: in this business, so I got one you can try
- 41:07Speaker 5: that you may have not done before. Over Labor Day
- 41:10Speaker 5: weekend at Canterbury Park in Minnesota, we had a race
- 41:14Speaker 5: to officially crown the The fastest dog in the entire
- 41:19Speaker 5: state of Minnesota. And I'll tell you what, the play-by-play
- 41:22Speaker 5: guy who was calling this event, he earned every last
- 41:24Speaker 5: cent that they're paying him. So I'm going to give
- 41:26Speaker 5: you a sample of it. This is him calling the race,
- 41:29Speaker 5: and then it was so close they had to go
- 41:30Speaker 5: to video review, and then he did additional play-by-play of
- 41:33Speaker 5: that review.
- 41:33Speaker 3: We're almost ready.
- 41:35Speaker 2: On your bark.
- 41:37Speaker 3: Get set.
- 41:38Speaker 2: Go.
- 41:39Speaker 5: And there they go.
- 41:40Speaker 3: Oli got out of the gate.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Here comes Nash.
- 41:43Speaker 3: Outside is Comet.
- 41:45Speaker 7: Way outside comes Clyde. Photo. Oh, it's a close photo.
- 41:50Speaker 7: We are going to have to see a replay. This
- 41:52Speaker 7: is tight. Look at Spud stretching out those legs. Look
- 41:56Speaker 7: at that bulldog go. Here comes Comet. Comet is lunging.
- 42:00Speaker 7: One more dog to the outside. It looks like Cookie.
- 42:03Speaker 7: It's so close. Here's the wire. Yes.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Yes.
- 42:08Speaker 2: It's Spud. It's pretty good.
- 42:12Speaker 5: What the hell was that? That was a race to
- 42:14Speaker 5: crown the fastest dog in Minnesota.
- 42:17Speaker 3: How could a bulldog win the fastest dog?
- 42:20Speaker 5: So there were two other dogs that were right at
- 42:21Speaker 5: the finish line, and then they ran into each other,
- 42:23Speaker 5: and then the bulldog ran past them and finished.
- 42:25Speaker 2: You know, it's called a greyhound race. We used to
- 42:29Speaker 2: have those.
- 42:30Speaker 3: No, there was no Greyhounds involved.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Well, that Greyhound would win the race. That would have
- 42:34Speaker 2: sounded a lot better if that guy said, Moriarty fouled him.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Fouled him. Fouled him. Fouled him.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Fouled him. One more time for those who missed it.
- 42:42Speaker 2: That may have been my favorite piece of sound I've
- 42:44Speaker 2: heard in years. Oh, it's off the board now.
- 42:47Speaker 3: Nelly, if you can dig it up.
- 42:49Speaker 2: But as he's finding that one last thing, oh, by
- 42:51Speaker 2: the way, there's a website called savefsufootball.com. What do you
- 42:59Speaker 2: think that's for?
- 43:00Speaker 3: Florida State.
- 43:02Speaker 2: It's a fundraising site to raise $ 25 million to fire
- 43:05Speaker 2: Mike Norvell. So some people have NIL collectives. This is
- 43:11Speaker 2: to fire your coach. All right, Nellie, go ahead. Moriarty
- 43:14Speaker 2: with a vile, vile, vile, vile, vile.
- 43:18Speaker 3: Vile, vile, vile, vile. And he has a vile, vile, vile, vile, vile, vile. Vile, vile, vile, vile, vile, vile, vile, vile, vile.
- 43:25Speaker 7: Here comes the vile.
- 43:30Speaker 3: It's so good.
- 43:31Speaker 2: All right.
- 43:31Speaker 7: Oh, by the way, every day at 845.
- 43:32Speaker 3: So at 920, Mosher's going to have Lay It Down.
- 43:33Speaker 3: But this is a new era of Lay It Down.
- 43:35Speaker 2: It's the accountability era.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Amen.
- 43:36Speaker 2: That's what it is. And so there's going to be
- 43:57Speaker 2: something different.
- 43:58Speaker 3: It's a little bit of a rough start.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Plus a chance to win $ 100 in scratchers at 920
- 44:04Speaker 2: as well. Stay tuned.
- 44:06Speaker 3: On your bark! Get set!
- 44:08Speaker 2: Go!