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Ep. 7 - Creating Original Classes And Being ROTTED · Azeroth With Attitude

• 0:00
  Speaker A: Foreign.
• 0:04
  Speaker B: With attitudes. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Azeroth With Attitude. My name is Apit Dylan.
• 0:15
  Speaker A: Hi. And my name is Art.
• 0:17
  Speaker B: And we are two of the sassiest girls on this side of Azeroth. And we're here today to bring you some of the dumbest and most ingenious class design ideas that we can come up with that we think would be perfect for World of Warcraft. But before we get into that, Art, how was your week?
• 0:41
  Speaker A: Good. It. We're getting closer and closer to my 30th birthday old. And so it's. It's been. It's been a lot about that. But also I had my official World of Warcraft stream. I was featured on the official World of Warcraft Twitch. That was crazy. I was building a coffee shop and honestly, it was really, really fun. I enjoyed it. It was three hours. It passed by super fast. I was incredibly nervous for, like, the first 15 minutes. And I think people did notice a little bit. But then it was. Then it was just like any other stream. The only thing that I really had to focus on the entire time was to not say bad words. And I warned my chat because we can get really rotten on my stream, right?
• 1:23
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:24
  Speaker A: And I told them, like, please be careful. And I was so proud of them, like, how good, like, they were. They were all such, like, good girls. There was a few times where I had to, like, bite my tongue to not say anything bad because I was like, usually I would say something crazy right now, but I had a really good time. And. Yeah, other than that. Yeah. I'm gonna be streaming on my birthday on Wednesday, my birthday, 11th of February, I'll be streaming. And then at night, I'll be going on a dinner with. Have dinner with my family. And then on the weekend, I'm probably gonna be celebrating with a few friends. We're gonna do karaoke with. And theme is wigs. Everyone has to wear.
• 1:59
  Speaker B: Oh, okay. Wait, what wig are you getting?
• 2:03
  Speaker A: Well, I bought several because I know some of these divas will show up and be like, oh, I'm sorry, I don't have a. I have several bobs waiting for you, diva. Don't you even think about not wearing a wig. Okay? If I say we're wearing wigs, we're wearing wigs. So I have several bobs, different colors. I have, like two really long blonde ones. I have one red one with a red bang, similar to your aerial video.
• 2:27
  Speaker B: You are rotted for that, might I add.
• 2:31
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's pretty much it. What about you? How was your birthday? Party. Tell me everything.
• 2:36
  Speaker B: It was sickening. For those that don't know, my birthday at the time of recording was Saturday, so two days ago. And I am the kind of person who, growing up. I grew up very poor, so we didn't really ever, like, throw birthday parties. It would be like, my mom would get, like, a sheet cake from the grocery store, and that'd be pretty much it. And we would light a candle, sing Happy Birthday, and that would be my birthday every year. So for me, it's, like, a weird feeling to celebrate my birthday with, like, a party. It's just not something I ever grew up with. Even the act of, like, getting gifts from people on my birthday is just, like, something I just am not used to.
• 3:19
  Speaker A: So do you get awkward when people give you something?
• 3:23
  Speaker B: I. I don't find it, like, awkward for me, but I do find it a surprise, because I just am not expecting it.
• 3:32
  Speaker A: There's someone at my door.
• 3:33
  Speaker B: Okay, go get it. Go get it. Go get it, girl.
• 3:35
  Speaker A: I'm so sorry. I'll be right back.
• 3:40
  Speaker B: Excuse me while I do this commercial interruption. Are you feeling the itch? The itch down on those nasty little void elf feet? Get Xalata's foot itch cream. It'll give you the pleasure that you need in order to take on those stupid little foul enemies of the light. Oh, she's not answering that door. Xalata's foot itch cream. The best on the side of Azeroth. Let's see, what's another commercial I could come up with? Come on down and get Buster's onion soup in here. In Westfall. It's all we got to eat. It's all we can grow. I don't know about you, but those damn dirty humans. What is happening? I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Art just came back.
• 4:42
  Speaker A: Who are you talking to?
• 4:45
  Speaker B: I did the worst commercial breaks I could come up with on the spot.
• 4:53
  Speaker A: I got. I don't even know what it is. All right, what were we talking about? Your birthday. I was asking you if it's awkward for you to receive gifts or if you don't know what to like, like, do with yourself.
• 5:06
  Speaker B: Yeah, I. I love. I. I do like giving gifts. I. The whole concept of gifts is something that is just like, I'm learning as an adult. I also, because I, since I grew up poor, didn't give a lot of gifts. I also didn't receive a lot of gifts. So it's like teaching myself to be a gift giver and receiver. I was just like, generally shocked that so many people brought me gifts on my birthday. Like, babes, you deserve it. I was gagged. Like, people were just like, here's a gift bag with, like, board games and, like, candies. And so I was like, what the hell? Like, this is so nice. Thank you. Of course, I promptly burned all the gifts because. Oh, I just.
• 5:57
  Speaker A: Did you get my gift?
• 5:59
  Speaker B: No, I did, actually. I did get your gift. I did. No, your gift was so sweet. No, yours. It was the video you sent me.
• 6:06
  Speaker A: No, I, I, I, I sent you a gift on Battle.net. did you not get it?
• 6:10
  Speaker B: No. Wait, what did you send me?
• 6:15
  Speaker A: Check later, check later, check later. It's fine.
• 6:18
  Speaker B: Okay. Genuinely. No, I didn't. I don't think you.
• 6:21
  Speaker A: Okay. I. So I don't know. Dr. Divas know, but there is a way to check how many mounts someone has, right? There's a little website, and I was a little sneaky, and I was like, let me see what mounts you have, and I will inform the divas that you are, like, in World of Warcraft terms, very poor when it comes to mounts.
• 6:43
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 6:44
  Speaker A: Oh. Like, it was dusty in there. It is dusty in there. There is nothing there. So I was like, girl, we need to get you. We need to get you something. Something to ride. So I did, I did get you. I got you the, the bear mount that is also a transm mount and a vendor.
• 7:05
  Speaker B: Oh, that's so sweet.
• 7:07
  Speaker A: Going to go.
• 7:08
  Speaker B: That's so sweet. That's very, very, very, very sweet and thoughtful.
• 7:12
  Speaker A: I was waiting for you to mention it.
• 7:13
  Speaker B: I was like, no, I didn't get it. I thought you meant. I thought you meant the rotted video you made for me on my birthday.
• 7:21
  Speaker A: That too. That too.
• 7:22
  Speaker B: Uh, for those that didn't check out Art's Instagram, he made a video that featured a really, really old video of mine of me dressed as Ariel from the Little Mermaid. And then every foul comment I have left in his Twitch stream.
• 7:39
  Speaker A: Yeah, I think we should actually put it into this episode. I'll send it to you, and you're gonna put it in the episode.
• 7:43
  Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Send it to me.
• 7:45
  Speaker A: It's so good. I've gotten so many messages. People loved it. I loved it because I was like, oh, I really want to post a picture of us. And I was like, well, we don't have one, obviously. We've never, like, actually, like, met. I was, like, taking a screenshot of the podcast is so, like, weird. So I was like, you know what? If there's a way to, like, pull up every message of somebody. And I know you specifically, you have the tendency to have one of the most rotten messages ever. You don't enter a stream saying, hi. You go, hello, is this house woke?
• 8:16
  Speaker B: Like, yes.
• 8:19
  Speaker A: It always cracks me up. And I was like, no, this is perfect. So I made a little compilation of your. Of your most. And I didn't even go through all of them. There was. There were too many. I know I need to include.
• 8:28
  Speaker B: It's truly. I think one of my foulest character traits is whenever I enter a stream, I will say something unhinged that they'll understand it. It's only with people that get me. So, like, I'll join into someone's stream. Like, are we. Hi, I just want to make sure. Is this stream safe for me to criticize women's rights? Like, something I don't absolutely believe in. Just to, like, see the reaction to,
• 8:49
  Speaker A: like,
• 8:51
  Speaker B: just to get a reaction.
• 8:53
  Speaker A: You do that to streams you don't know.
• 8:54
  Speaker B: No, I would never do that. It's only people that I like, actually know.
• 8:59
  Speaker A: That would be crazy.
• 9:01
  Speaker B: But the birthday went great. I turned 35. It was so much fun. Husband got me, like, a chocolate raspberry cake. It was a blast. And then I did, like, a really long stream the following day where I played some horror games, played some World of Warcraft. I checked out the new player experience. I didn't realize it. Yeah, girl, it's so good. They, like, redid. They redid Exile's Reach to. They, like, retooled it. And I love it because if you're an alliance character, you only get alliance characters. And you're a horde character, you only get horde characters. And it does a really good job of establishing the story to kind of lead you into Dragonflight. Because for a new player, they're going from Exile's Reach immediately into Dragonflight. You don't even go to. Or Orgrimmar or Stormwind. You go immediately into Dragonflight. And Caligos, remember, like, at the end of Exile's Reach, you would fight this, like, undead dragon. If you've ever done it, you do this, like, done. You do this dungeon. And previously, you would fight this, like, skeletal undead dragon. Well, they've now replaced that with Calicos, and he's, like, possessed by magic. So you fight Calicos. And then it immediately goes into a cut scene that shows Caligos kind of setting up what Dragonflight is and catching you up to what happened. And I was like, okay, that's kind of cute. Like, I kind of see what they did here to, like, there's things I would change, but I thought this was really cute, that what they did.
• 10:43
  Speaker A: I wonder if, like, okay, but if it leads you to Dragonflight, I wonder if Last Titan come out, is it going to lead you into the War within or what? Like, is it going to. Are they going to keep updating it, or is it always going to lead us now to Dragonflight for, like, the next five years?
• 11:00
  Speaker B: So from my understanding, you still level up through Dragonfly, and I think this is what they're gonna do going forward. You would level up to. You level up through Dragonfly, and once you hit level 70, you get the option to go do War within, or you can just keep playing Dragonflight, you just won't level up. And then once you go to War within, you then get the shortened, condensed version of the story that is from 70 to 80. So what I'm assuming is when Midnight comes out, when you go from 80 to 90, it's the same deal. You'll go from the War within into Midnight and you'll do a shortened, condensed version of Midnight to get you into the Last Titan and then they'll have to do like a fresh reset of it.
• 11:44
  Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I'm glad that they're doing something like that. I'm about to do a stream with. I wanted to start this, like, thing where I bring in streamers that I've never played World of Warcraft before, and then they played with me on stream for the first time and I see their reaction.
• 11:58
  Speaker B: Yes, I love that.
• 12:00
  Speaker A: This sounds like a really cool thing, especially for new people to get into, because let's imagine you've never touched World of Warcraft and then they throw you into the Barrens and you're just like, what? What is this? Like, it would have worked 10 years ago, but now it's just like this attention time of people is way too short. So I think that's a good thing to do.
• 12:19
  Speaker B: Yeah, I love that. I'm trying to do that with my friend Mackenzie. Shout out to Bola Mac on Twitch. I've been trying to get her to play World of Warcraft for a while now because she's a Baldur's Gate 3 streamer and she's love. Yeah, she's never played World of Warcraft. And I was like, how have you
• 12:35
  Speaker A: never touched World of Warcraft if you're a DND diva? Like, at least, I don't know.
• 12:40
  Speaker B: So I'm trying to get her into it and it's gonna happen. I'm gonna get us in. We're gonna make characters at some point. We'll do Exiles Reach together. It'll be fun.
• 12:50
  Speaker A: I also have an NA account now, so I could join you guys.
• 12:53
  Speaker B: I'm excited. Oh, I can't. I can't wait to shake my big, voluptuous elven boobies with you, like in Azeroth.
• 13:04
  Speaker A: Yeah, no, totally.
• 13:07
  Speaker B: For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
• 13:10
  Speaker A: Another thing that's going on in World of Warcraft right now, which is, like, famous, is the. The. The Valentine's event. And you can. You can earn the love rocket seat. Oh, I know. Which is, like, a famous mount that everybody wants. It is really, really rare to get.
• 13:26
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker A: And I still don't have it. I'm a mount collecting diva.
• 13:31
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker A: And I don't have this one. And it hurts me. It hurts me every year. So I log in every day and try at least on one character, because you get a higher chance on your first try per account per day. Just letting everybody know, I need to do that today.
• 13:44
  Speaker B: I didn't. I completely forgot.
• 13:47
  Speaker A: Same. And they also added a new mount that is like a butterfly sort of thing. She also drops from the same chest.
• 13:54
  Speaker B: Yeah, no, that is a sickening mound. The butterfly one.
• 13:57
  Speaker A: Very, very slow.
• 13:59
  Speaker B: And is that only a Valentine's Day one?
• 14:01
  Speaker A: It's only Valentine's Day one, and it has all the men mad, so I need it. Yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker B: I need to give Incels a reason. Even more reason to hate me. So in today's episode, y', all, we have a very special treat for you. We have been on this, like, class specialization kind of moment recently where we're coming up with all these ideas for different classes, and y' all sounded off in the comments of the last podcast episode, and you said, we love when you talk about classes you would love to see in the game. So Art and I have come up each with five. Each of us have five different classes that we would love. He holds up pieces of paper. Five different classes that we would love to see in World of Warcraft. Now, me being the DM Dungeon Master that I am, I did come up with, like, full specs and everything for this. Yeah. And I. I apologize in advance. Let's just say I'm about to.
• 15:09
  Speaker A: No, I love that. Please tell us everything, because I am not as creative in that regard. Like, you're so good at that stuff, so I'm so excited to hear yours. I feel like we actually might hear something that is truly, like, inspiring today. Like, if Blizzard listens, you know, they might get Inspired by you.
• 15:25
  Speaker B: Yeah. We're about to neurodivergent out today.
• 15:30
  Speaker A: Let's do it.
• 15:31
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 15:31
  Speaker A: So I also was really excited talking about classes. I think it's so, like, whenever we do the, like, brainstorming thing and we come up with ideas, I feel like I could go on for hours. So I'm very excited to do this same.
• 15:42
  Speaker B: Okay. All right, I want you to go to first. What is. Yeah, girl. Listen, we got to start with one of yours.
• 15:50
  Speaker A: All right. Okay. So I'm going to pick the strongest one because the other ones are kind of like, we've heard them before. But I just like, I want them. So I didn't want to exclude them, but the first one that I have is I want another hybrid class. So they added Devoura, Demon Hunter. And I just feel like it's not giving me that hybrid fantasy that I wanted. I got a little excited when I saw it because I was like, oh, finally this melee and ranged back in one. It just isn't doing it for me. I need another thing. And I instantly think of another MMO when I think of a hybrid that had me in such a deep chokehold. Strong. Strong and deep chokehold. And it's the Red Mage from Final Fantasy 14. I don't know if you've ever played Red Mage, but it is one of the cuntiest classes I've ever played. And this is what I want. I want like battle mage that summons swords or like any sort of magic or. And that goes back and forth. And it's all agile. Maybe even worse like mid armor. So like leather or something. Something like that. Please give me that. Like, that would be so cool. And I do feel like it would make sense in World of Warcraft because they. They already kind of exist. Yeah, they would. They would basically be like magical monks almost. It could. It could be a monk spec even. I would just want it to be still magical. However, you go into melee and it's not just like, oh, you only go into melee if it suits you. No, you have into melee and you have to go out of melee and you have to leave that into your. Into your rotation. I feel like that would be so fun and something we truly don't have yet in World of Warcraft. I know they kind of tried it, like I said, but it's just not there yet for me.
• 17:50
  Speaker B: I agree. I think it would be really interesting to see, especially if it's got, like a high availability of sorts where like, they have that ability to get in and out very easily. And if they could add, like, magical elements to it to make it look really cool. Cool. I. I love this idea. I also love the idea of, like, even, like, it would be really interesting to see, like, if this was a monk specialization. What if it was, like, a monk specialization where it's, like, magic? Because monks are all about, like, chi.
• 18:27
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker B: So what would happen if a monk actually practiced magic and this is, like, their. Their version of blending, like, chi and magic together to make, like, a new fighting style that is, like, has never been done before. Mother.
• 18:43
  Speaker A: Yes. It'll be so cool.
• 18:46
  Speaker B: I would live for it. Also, anyone that's watching, if you are watching the YouTube version, leave us in the comments down below your thoughts on all of our specializations and classes and whatnot. Because we. Girl, I eat those comments up.
• 19:01
  Speaker A: Me too. I love reading them. No, it's just like, oh, people comment and they get so excited. I love it.
• 19:07
  Speaker B: No, it's truly the sweetest. All right, I'm going to go. I'm going to do one of mine. Yay. Do you want a silly one or a serious one?
• 19:16
  Speaker A: I want a serious one first.
• 19:18
  Speaker B: Okay. We will start with something I'm calling the Whimsy Warrior. And it. The name comes from my.
• 19:29
  Speaker A: So intrigued.
• 19:30
  Speaker B: Okay, so there's three specs. So the Whimsy Warrior is all about using the power of imagination and the dream, which we already know, like, kind of exists in sleepiness and dreaming and this astral projection kind of world. So the first spec is called Dream Demon, and it's a DPS spec, and it says using the power of dreams and nightmares, can pull on the inner fears of a foe to enact mental damage on their opponent, can alter their appearance to be more menacing, and focuses mostly on stacking enough dots to overwhelm enemies, chaining multiple CCs. So they're all about, like, causing fear in their enemies. And then they all, like, if you stack enough fear on someone, they then are cc'd. What?
• 20:26
  Speaker A: I'm gagged. I'm just genuinely like, I'm. I'm almost like. What you like? You're so good at this. I was like, what do you mean, Dream Demon. I'm gagged. That sounds fierce.
• 20:42
  Speaker B: It'd be fun, right?
• 20:44
  Speaker A: Yeah. And it would fit into the lore kind of, because we already have the dream. The dream. Like, the emerald dream stuff. So. And when we have the nightmare stuff, too. And what if he, like, draws power from that?
• 20:56
  Speaker B: Cool. And then.
• 20:57
  Speaker A: But then it's also, like, a warrior.
• 21:00
  Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker A: Obsessed.
• 21:02
  Speaker B: So the second I tried to like,
• 21:04
  Speaker A: like keep my mouth shut. Do not scream at you instantly.
• 21:07
  Speaker B: You're so stupid. So the second, the second spec for this is called Imagination.
• 21:13
  Speaker A: She has three specs, by the way. She had. She has three specs for every class I do. I had one word.
• 21:21
  Speaker B: So the second spec. So that first one was a dps. The second one is also dps. It's called an Imagination Whimsy Warrior says using their insane creativity, Imagination warriors can conjure fantastical weapons on the battlefield to strike at their foes in a multitude of ways. Their fighting styles can switch between melee and range with talent satisfying one or the other. So it basically allows them to conjure like these insane looking bows and like their weapons will change on the battlefield depending on like whether they want to specialize in range or specialize in melee. And it's kind of like this adapt adaptive kind of spec.
• 22:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. That's so cool.
• 22:08
  Speaker B: I just imagine like cute little like pink clouds and they're like conjuring like these fantasy insane weapons on the fly.
• 22:16
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker B: And I love it. The third spec is a Sleepy Whimsy warrior and this is a healer spec. Using the power of dreams and imagination, sleepy whimsy warriors can make enemies fall asleep on the battlefield, making them more susceptible to damage as well as empowering their heels by stealing the imagination from their enemies. So they basically put people to sleep. And the more people that they can put to sleep or debuff, it actually empowers their heels which then they can like throw out to their allies of sorts.
• 22:51
  Speaker A: Sounds so cool. It almost sounds a bit like a, like a shadow priest.
• 22:57
  Speaker B: I've never played a shadow Priest.
• 22:58
  Speaker A: Mind control and stuff. So I, I love that. I really. That's a really, really cool one. And also a cute.
• 23:07
  Speaker B: Well, girl, you gotta. You got four more classes to be mad about.
• 23:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, I have to. Like, I feel like in school when you like someone holds a presentation and they like eat it up and then you're like, hey. And you have like 3 post its like that's it. And she had like a whole thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker B: I'm like, here's my 15 slide PowerPoint presentation. And they're like, we asked for a paragraph.
• 23:34
  Speaker A: I'm so. Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a stupid one because I don't even want to. I don't even want to tell you my concepts because I feel like they're more embarrassing now than the stupid ones. So my stupid one is a piss weaver. So basically.
• 23:52
  Speaker B: We'll come up with specs for these on the fly as well.
• 23:56
  Speaker A: So basically, a piss weaver is someone that channels your piss and he can take the piss out of you. He likes to take the piss. He likes to piss around. He likes to, you know, just, like, vibe. And he's also actually a healer because he draws your piss and then he can check inside your piss if you're. If you're dying. And then he heals your piss and puts it back into you. So that's kind of like how it works. Okay, wait, but see, in the vision. But he can also, like, you know, take the piss and make it, like, really acidy, even worse than it actually already is. And, like, if he throws it on you, you, like, melt.
• 24:43
  Speaker B: Sometimes gays don't deserve rights.
• 24:46
  Speaker A: And what you just of queer voices should be.
• 24:49
  Speaker B: Some queer voices should be silenced.
• 24:52
  Speaker A: I will say also, I came up with this word and that's it. Everything I just said just was on
• 24:58
  Speaker B: the spot, like, and I live for it. So, yeah, I'm seeing a spec where, yeah, they're testing urine samples on the battlefield.
• 25:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, they've got test strips, but with magic.
• 25:10
  Speaker B: But with magic. Magical tests.
• 25:12
  Speaker A: I imagine, like, you know, they weave the piss around them, you know,
• 25:18
  Speaker B: and then. And then, yeah, the dps, it's like super acidic piss. And it's, like, coming like. They're like, oh, it's like a resto shaman, but it's piss.
• 25:31
  Speaker A: They're also the drug police. So if you go into Goldshire, you better not want. You don't want to piss weaver there. You do not want to piss weaver there. You don't want to, you know, get caught.
• 25:40
  Speaker B: Yeah. And then I think the third spec, if I had to add one onto this, and this is. We're already there, so we're just going to make it nastier. They. I'm thinking, like, augmentation Evoker, where they're, like, buffing, debuffing their allies, and they.
• 26:01
  Speaker A: It's.
• 26:02
  Speaker B: They add a pleasure buff to their tank and they piss on their tank and their tank gets buffs because their tank is now suddenly into piss play.
• 26:13
  Speaker A: I hate that we're talking.
• 26:19
  Speaker B: And they also wear a pup mask. Like, why not over there?
• 26:22
  Speaker A: Then suddenly into piss play.
• 26:29
  Speaker B: I'm so sorry that anyone, if anyone is listening to this podcast with a speaker anywhere,
• 26:37
  Speaker A: I literally, like, I'm getting so sweaty and shiny from laughing.
• 26:42
  Speaker B: Okay, I'll go into one. I'll go into one of my funny ones. Yeah, okay, the bara. Okay, the bara. Do you know what a bara is?
• 26:55
  Speaker A: No.
• 26:55
  Speaker B: Okay, so a bara is like a big, beefy, stocky man. Like, like, like big, stocky man. And it could also be a woman,
• 27:04
  Speaker A: but like a daddy bear.
• 27:06
  Speaker B: I'd like to. But muscles. Like, we're talking, like.
• 27:09
  Speaker A: Okay, so like a muscle bear.
• 27:10
  Speaker B: Muscle bear. Yeah, yeah. So the first spec is called the juicer, and it's a tank.
• 27:15
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 27:16
  Speaker B: Uses potions and elixirs to amplify their strength, gaining insane muscle mass for short periods to buff themselves and take in considerable damage. And the way that I see this is, like, they literally get bigger. Like the character model, like, gets bigger buff as, and it, like, actually grows in size. So you're like this giant.
• 27:38
  Speaker A: Everything grows.
• 27:40
  Speaker B: Everything grows.
• 27:42
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 27:43
  Speaker B: You're like. You're like, suddenly I want a piss weaver and a juicer tank on my. On my team in this dungeon.
• 27:53
  Speaker A: Well, yes, yes, true.
• 27:58
  Speaker B: So, yeah, we have the juicer tank. The second is. I call it a leg day bara. Okay. A hybrid acrobatic kicking specialization that packs a punch in their kicks, intertwines weapons with packing a powerful kick or two into the mix. So the way that I. They basically are a warrior, but they just have big, beefy legs and they'll do, like, one super powerful kick. And it makes no sense, but just imagine a real caked up, cold tieran with big, beefy legs. Like, juicy thighs, mama. Juicy thighs. Sure. Yeah. Get into it.
• 28:43
  Speaker A: Get into the bar. Listen, I love a thick. I love thick thighs. Why not?
• 28:47
  Speaker B: Yeah. And then the third is called the beauty, and they're a healer.
• 28:51
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 28:52
  Speaker B: And it says, that's me. We're the beauty. We're a beauty Bara. So the beauty Bara, masters of the art of posing. They can take off their pieces of armor to give major buffs to their allies, healing them with their insane beauty and giving them powerful hugs that let them take damage if an ally were about to fall. So this is a class, like a healing spec, where she gives you a hug, basically, like when. Yeah, yeah. So it's like a big burly bara hug. But the way that I'm seeing it is they can cast spells and literally a piece of their armor will come off of them and go into their inventory. And the more they cast these spells, the more clothes come off of this character model. And to show their, like, rippling muscles and they. Their beauty heals the allies around them. And then the. The to make them a bit different than other healers. If a heel or if a character is about to take damage that would kill them that damage is actually then applied to the healer and that other character gets to stay in the fight just a little bit longer. So. So it's kind of like they're like a bodyguard of.
• 30:10
  Speaker A: So she just stands there. So basically you're being shook by, like, Sargeras's sword. Like, epic moment. And she's just like.
• 30:17
  Speaker B: Yeah, she's like, oh, tits out. Like. Like mogging.
• 30:23
  Speaker A: Yeah. Honestly, love and love.
• 30:29
  Speaker B: I think already there, basically, she's there. I think. Just code it. Blizzard, you've got this. I just can't. I'm still on piss Weaver. That's crazy. That's insane.
• 30:47
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, the piss weaver is great. There's. There's a lot of power that comes with piss.
• 30:53
  Speaker B: Sure, yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker A: Like, imagine you're fighting like a mega boss and then the piss river makes him really need to take a piss.
• 31:02
  Speaker B: Oh, see, that's a whole. That could be a whole other aspect making people want to go.
• 31:06
  Speaker A: Yeah, like hydration control how hard you need to pee. Like, we know what it feels like. When your bladder is about to burst, you're not going to be focusing on the fights anymore. You'll get distracted and all of a sudden, boom. The tang. The tank decapitates you. Dead girl. So don't underestimate a piss weaver. Okay.
• 31:26
  Speaker B: Don't sleep on a piss weaver. Okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker A: Also, I'm just imagining, like, the spell
• 31:31
  Speaker B: names Piss rain instead of like healing rain, golden shower.
• 31:36
  Speaker A: Go, Go.
• 31:38
  Speaker B: Yeah. This is the most broaded episode of Azeroth.
• 31:43
  Speaker A: You could also give you. You could also give you a boner. Whoa.
• 31:48
  Speaker B: That's a whole nother class. That's the beauty, Bara.
• 31:53
  Speaker A: Because, you know, like, when you. When you, like in the morning, you know, isn't that because you need to pee?
• 32:01
  Speaker B: Are you turning 30 and you think a boner is because you have to pee?
• 32:08
  Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no, no. I know why you get a boner. But, like, you know when you get, like, morning wood. Is that what it's called?
• 32:15
  Speaker B: Yeah, girl, that has nothing to do with that.
• 32:17
  Speaker A: Because you need to pee.
• 32:20
  Speaker B: Sound off in the comments. Sound off in the comments. Right. Right fucking now. Everyone go to the YouTube version of this podcast right fucking now and leave a fucking comment. That is.
• 32:30
  Speaker A: I'm so embarrassed. Did I see something? Is that wrong?
• 32:34
  Speaker B: Girl, it's because blood flows to those regions when you're sleeping.
• 32:42
  Speaker A: No, I knew that.
• 32:44
  Speaker B: I love that. It's like, girl, time to get a wreck. We really gotta pee. Anatomy 101, Azeroth with attitude.
• 32:58
  Speaker A: I literally thought so. Like, when you get a more. When you get, like, morning woods, it's because your. Your pee. Pee is filled with pee, and that's why it's hard. Anyway, anyway, let's move on. I'm. I'm like. I'm like, getting sweaty.
• 33:16
  Speaker B: I have an education teacher class that I think some girls need to.
• 33:25
  Speaker A: And they make fun about the American school system. And look at this European. Like, I just. I don't know, I just never really paid attention.
• 33:33
  Speaker B: No, it's fine. I get it, girl. You said it. Morning wood.
• 33:36
  Speaker A: My ADHD brain will delete stuff that I don't care about. Like, I just. I just don't. I just don't care. I love.
• 33:41
  Speaker B: By this logic, you're like, I'm really into piss. Like, I just. I know about my piss weavers. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. You're hitting derailed. You're like, oh, I'm sweating our. Okay, what's. What's your third class?
• 33:57
  Speaker A: All right, I guess we're gonna do like a serious one again.
• 34:03
  Speaker B: Yeah, I'll do a serious.
• 34:04
  Speaker A: So I'll. I'll keep this one for later then my next one is. I have so many stupid ones. Do I have, like, a serious one? Yeah. So basically we've talked about this before, but I would love to have a class that is literally just called witch. Yeah. And it was also going to have different specs. So it will first have a healing spec, which is the. Which is something like a blood mage, where it's genuinely about blood transfusions. I feel like that could. All that already exists in World of Warcraft and it would just slap. It would feel this like, we need more healers that are evil. Evil, you know, like evil, evil vibe healers. You know, I feel like that's always so fun. Like, discipline is a little evil because they, like, they, you know, like a holy priest probably probably doesn't like, like, discipline priests because they. They also talk. Yeah. So, like, I would love, like a healing healer that uses blood transfusion and that it could literally work. We already have that type of healing in the game. And then the DPS class would be the witch. And the witch would basically be kind of like the drustfar witches. Basically.
• 35:25
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:26
  Speaker A: She would be completely ranged. No melee, anything. I want a classic casting DPS diva that casts like bolts and spells at you. And she obviously also has CC with lots of, like, fear. So she will be close, leading to a warlock, but no pets, no summons, nothing. And then also an augmentation witch. And the augmentation, which is all about, like, rituals.
• 35:48
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker A: And she uses, like, you know, little tools and voodoo dolls and stuff. And she augments the tank or, like, the party in general, you know, and, like, blesses them with, like. But she also then has to balance it out because if she overdoes it, then she taps into, like. Like, if she. If she. Like, she always has to balance it with sacrifices, and if she overdoes it and doesn't give back, then everybody gets, like, a curse.
• 36:15
  Speaker B: I would love that. I love the curse element of it. I'm also to make it, like. I love, like, a visual element to a class. So it'd be really sickening, this, like, augmentation witch, if, like, she's draining her own life force to perform these things and they visually get older and then they get younger. Like. Like. Like. I don't know how you would do that. I don't know how you would do it so fierce. It would be sickening. And it's like the magic is truly, like, changing their body. I also love Final Fantasy does this. I like when the UI kind of reflects a class and the blood lily. Yeah. I would love, much, like you said, like, a voodoo doll or something that's on screen and you're empowering it. So, like, maybe the limbs start lighting up on this voodoo doll as you're, like, performing magic and it's empowering the voodoo doll. And then you can perform, like, some crazy curse on it that injures the enemy.
• 37:16
  Speaker A: Like, you do, like, a massive curse. Like, if they add something like this. I am quitting my job to play this class for 3 months, 12 hours every single day until I'm the best one at this class, and I'm gonna be the one supreme witch. I want this to be real so bad. Dylan, you have no idea.
• 37:34
  Speaker B: No, same.
• 37:35
  Speaker A: I genuinely am manifesting this more than, like, real life success.
• 37:39
  Speaker B: We're gonna. We're gonna perform a ritual at Blizzcon that we can get.
• 37:43
  Speaker A: Please give us. Oh, my God. That would. That would. That would just give me everything that I need. Another one could also be, like. She could also have, like, a tarot card, which.
• 37:54
  Speaker B: So, like, an astrologian from fantasy. Kind of like that vibe.
• 37:59
  Speaker A: Yes, but a lot, like, darker. Not. Yeah, not necessarily astrology, but, like, omens and spooky things and stuff like that,
• 38:07
  Speaker B: you know, I also like, for this augmentation, which idea. Love the idea of, like. So we have, like, shamanistic totems, but the Drospar witches have, like, their own type of totem things. So beneath they litter These on the battlefield. And it applies curses to enemies where it's like I imagine like fog rolling off of these totems. And if enemies step in the fog, they're getting like these massive debuffs. So the enemies. If you're in PvP, it kind of is a way to control the battlefield where it's like you can't go over here if you go into this realm. Or they have to destroy the totem so they'll have to use some form of range DPS to destroy the totem. So she's like really good against melee fighters cuz she can keep them at bay and away from her.
• 38:57
  Speaker A: Oh, that's so cool. I love that. Oh, but like they could also be like a classic like swamp witch. And she controls like, I don't know, she sends like crazy like bees and wasps at you. Or like, or like, or like, like poisonous snakes and frogs and stuff like that. Or like ravens that are like that have red eyes that like pierce you like because they fly down and like.
• 39:21
  Speaker B: Yeah. So cool.
• 39:22
  Speaker A: And I would be even down for a pet class if it's this vibe.
• 39:27
  Speaker B: You know what's really funny is I have some of my classes I'm going to talk about. I purposely avoided doing pet classes because I know you hate them because we have too many. So I found ways to like kind of augment and have the elements of a pet class without it being a pet class.
• 39:45
  Speaker A: I think pet classes can be really, really cool. I just feel like I'm. I've. I'm so over satiated with pets because I'm a warlock. So I'm like, like it needs to be different from what we already have. Then I'm super down for pets, like the summoner and stuff. There's some really cool summoners, like an anime that I always see that I'm. Or like did you ever watch Castlevania? But the new one, Nocturnal.
• 40:08
  Speaker B: So good. Oh, I haven't seen Nocturnal. I saw the original.
• 40:11
  Speaker A: Oh, Nocturnal is like so good. The original is obviously better. It is better. But Nocturnal has like a new like almost artistic vibe. It's like more colorful and it. Oh, it's just so good. And there's this one diva and she's a summoner and the beasts are all like light themed.
• 40:28
  Speaker B: Oh, sick.
• 40:30
  Speaker A: But still so like dangerous and fun. Like I don't know. I love that one. So this pet cast that totally be down.
• 40:38
  Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, my next class. This is a serious one. The name is tentative, but I'm calling it the Ink Stylist. And what they do is they use the. Yeah, they use the blood of Azeroth mixed in with inks and paints to do and perform magical rites of sorts. So the first is a controller ink stylist says, coating themselves and their special inks, inscribing tattoos on their armor and bodies, Controller ink stylists bolster their defenses and phase between various states to speed themselves up, take more damage, or empower their attacks with inky elegance. So literally, like, they'll have these like, glowing tattoos on their, like, literally goes across their whole armor and their body, and they switch between different forms depending on what they need in a battle scenario. So I, I just think it'd be really cool. And they're like, painting themselves with this ink.
• 41:44
  Speaker A: Yeah, that sounds so cool.
• 41:46
  Speaker B: The second is the artist spec. This is dps. Using their special ink and brushes, artists can paint on the battlefield, causing zones of damage, fountains of damaging ink, and send out waves of attacks with an elegance that is both beautiful and dangerous.
• 42:04
  Speaker A: So it sounds so cool.
• 42:06
  Speaker B: They're like flicking paintbrushes with, like, this blood of Azeroth that has, like, damaging effects. And I imagine them like painting a circle on the ground and like a fountain of this, like, ink just kind of flies up and.
• 42:22
  Speaker A: Wow, that sounds so cool. And also the idea of an artist so fun.
• 42:29
  Speaker B: I think it'd be cute. And it makes sense in the lore because you could do, like, this blood of Azeroth. Like, we got all of that and we're within, like, how it's, like, bad and, you know.
• 42:38
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker B: And the third is the conduit ink specialist, and they're a healer. The ink within their body and weapons allows conduits to SAP the energy and color from their surround surroundings and send it out in waves of colorful healing power to bolster their allies. Conduits can use their powers of draining to also harm their foes. So imagine they're like. It literally will turn the ground, like, black and white around them as they're like, draining this, like, force. And then it's like super colorful, awesome, vibrant powers that they're like, shooting out. And that's how they're healing the. Their, their allies and whatnot.
• 43:18
  Speaker A: I love that.
• 43:20
  Speaker B: It's gonna be cute.
• 43:21
  Speaker A: It's a really cool idea. The only thing that I would want if they do something like this, please do not make it azerite colored. Oh, God, please, no, I hate that and I would hate it.
• 43:32
  Speaker B: No, I mean, rainbow gay.
• 43:34
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's what, that's what, that's what I would imagine too, like, like lights and like beautiful colors and not like blue and gold.
• 43:42
  Speaker B: Please, please, not blue and gold. I want it to literally scream pride, mama. When you are high healing people, I want a person to fall out of my character's mouth as they are healing.
• 43:53
  Speaker A: Rainbow gaze. Yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 43:56
  Speaker A: I will be very honest with you.
• 43:57
  Speaker B: You.
• 43:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, I have two more classes and they're both rotten to their core and I can't wait. So I don't have any series.
• 44:06
  Speaker B: Mine are so serious.
• 44:07
  Speaker A: So you would. I think we should continue with your serious ones and then add on the stupid ones. Cuz it's so hard to do the stupid ones and then swap to being serious. Because even when you said paintress, I was already having like to giggle. So you. Okay, you continue over the serious ones.
• 44:24
  Speaker B: All right. No, I'm here for this. I love this idea. So the next one I have is the scientist. I was really struggling to come up with some. The first is a demolitions scientist using struggling because I was like, fuck. I literally came up with these when I was at the gym an hour ago.
• 44:48
  Speaker A: Girl, please.
• 44:51
  Speaker B: Okay. A demolition. Demolition scientist. Using concentrated explosions, demolition scientists can do massive amounts of AOE while also getting within harm's way to empower their bombs. They are a risk versus rewards type of class that can hurt themselves with their own abilities, but also do massive damage to enemies around them. So they have to be very careful about where they place these bombs because they're the only. They would be the only spec and class in the game that can hurt themselves with their own abilities.
• 45:21
  Speaker A: But we already have like. We literally already have that. Like the. What do you call the plague? The plague doctors? No, the. You know, like the undead. Like guys that would that like invade. The plague? No, no, no. Not, not. We don't have the class, but we have that. That role, I guess.
• 45:37
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, like the plague.
• 45:41
  Speaker A: People that invented the green. Like stuff that. That destroyed undercity.
• 45:45
  Speaker B: Yeah, no, like that's kind of the vibe that I'm thinking of. Like you're. Yes, you're hurt. You could potentially kill yourself with your own abilities, but you. If you're within certain ranges of your bombs, you can apply things to your bombs to make them stronger and then you have to get the out.
• 46:01
  Speaker A: That sounds so cool. That could also be like a hybrid.
• 46:05
  Speaker B: Yeah, kinda. The second scientist is a Leyline scientist. Using a mixture of magic and science, the Leyline scientist empowers their armor with the alchemy, with the alchemical and arcane they can lay devices on the ground that will help absorb damage inflicted on them and can taunt enemies around with enchanted mixtures. I was like, I don't know. I just want to mix like magic and science. Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker A: It sounds so cool. What do you mean? This is amazing. And it's like that already kind of exists too with the ley lines and the nightborne and stuff.
• 46:35
  Speaker B: Yeah. It's like there are ways that they could like figure out a way to make like a science magic. And the third is a robotic scientist and I didn't make this in the earth and I did not make this a pet class on purpose.
• 46:49
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 46:50
  Speaker B: Creating a suit of mechanized terror. The robotic scientists can summon a large and mechanized suit to help them in combat. Various like diva various talents can help empower different suits as well as they have smaller abilities that specific robots can be summoned to do one off damage on the battlefield. So they're like sending off like a robotic dog that explodes like it's got mines or something. I don't know.
• 47:19
  Speaker A: I love that. That would work so well in the Warcraft universe too.
• 47:25
  Speaker B: I just imagine. Yeah. Because I. I think the reason I thought of this was like Gaslow when Gaslow has his like big punching arm suit that he wears it's like why do we not exactly classes like that.
• 47:37
  Speaker A: I mean that's something that they will add eventually. I mean there's no way they're not gonna do that. It's literally right there already. We fought these type of people already so many times. The skulls already exist. It would be so. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what they're waiting for but I guess they'll do it at some point.
• 47:54
  Speaker B: Yeah. Run me my check. Blizzard, run me my check.
• 47:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, do you have more?
• 47:59
  Speaker B: I do have one more. One more class. So this. I didn't know what to name it. I just called it the Avatar but I don't like the name and why I love that. Here's the reason I made up or I came up with it. So the only real naturey class in the game are druids. But so many races in the game can't be druids. But there's gotta be like an insane amount of people within these races that want to help the Emerald dream and wanted like be a druid without being a druid. So this is nature empowered warriors that decided not to pursue the druidic arts. But they still help in some ways. And they use. I think it's called like the emerald bloom or that really there's like an enemy or a force within World of Warcraft, where it's like this nature that continuously grows that's really dangerous. I can't remember what it's called, but it. I'm calling it the bloom, but it is an enemy that is within World of Warcraft.
• 49:05
  Speaker A: I think we're gonna deal with that in midnight, actually.
• 49:07
  Speaker B: I think we might. Yeah.
• 49:09
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 49:10
  Speaker B: So the first specialization for it is I just called it the anger because I didn't want to. I wanted to call it fury, but we already have a warrior called a fury warrior. Tapping into the overwhelming powers of the bloom, they can spawn destructive natural growths and vines to attack their foes and empower the survivor survivability of their allies around them. Once they reach max growth, they can summon a massive bloom Goliath to cause large amounts of destruction to a single foe. So they're literally like laying a seed, and the seed is growing into this massive beast that then, like, attacks and does a ton of damage.
• 49:46
  Speaker A: I also like the idea that they're challenging the idea of druids because droids are so, like, like, almost like a bit conservative and, like, stuck in their own ways and they would, like, shake things up a little bit. I would love that.
• 49:58
  Speaker B: And I also think it'd be fun to, like, give a naturey class to maybe some races that don't have access to a naturey class.
• 50:06
  Speaker A: Would you not call shaman a nature e class?
• 50:08
  Speaker B: I call it more elemental. So they're dealing with, like, water lightning, like, boulders. This is, like, literally like trees, like poison ivy. Like poison ivy vibes. Ah.
• 50:20
  Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 50:21
  Speaker B: The second spec of this is the spore avatar. So finding power in the spores of the undergrowth, Spore avatars can spawn mushrooms and sprouts of spores to poison enemies, build up debuffs on foes, and send smaller spore fiend minions at enemies that explode in a shower of damaging spores.
• 50:40
  Speaker A: That sounds really cool. But also terrifying.
• 50:43
  Speaker B: Yeah, no, absolutely terrible spores.
• 50:46
  Speaker A: So terrifying.
• 50:47
  Speaker B: Yeah, I. I imagine, like, funguses, like, growing.
• 50:50
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Scary.
• 50:52
  Speaker B: Yeah. Spooky, scary vibes. And then I was like, this needs a healing spec that's not a restro druid. So something that's different. So I came up with the life bloom avatar. Using the power of the bloom, Life bloom avatars grow restorative blooms on the field, so much like a resto druid, but these are like actual flowers that pop up targeting, and those flowers target low health enemies, firing off life SAP at them to heal. So it's like an auto healer.
• 51:24
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, zyra is a zyra in league.
• 51:27
  Speaker B: Kind of. Yeah. They can also summon flower turrets that can tank damage in a bind if needed and will distract foes as a life bloom is as fragile as a flower, but powerful like a thorn. The more a life bloom heals, the more nature like growth that grows on their armor so they don't turn into like a tree like sometimes a restro druid would. Yeah, they literally will grow plants on their armor and stuff.
• 51:55
  Speaker A: That sounds.
• 51:55
  Speaker B: Those are my serious.
• 51:56
  Speaker A: I'm just growing into a tree. I think the tree form looks so goofy.
• 51:59
  Speaker B: I know. It's like,
• 52:03
  Speaker A: I am good. Okay.
• 52:04
  Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Those are my serious ones. Let's get into the goofy, silly, stupid energy.
• 52:10
  Speaker A: All right. I have two more. The first one is the goon monk.
• 52:17
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 52:19
  Speaker A: So basically. So basically guning is going into a
• 52:27
  Speaker B: meditative state, of course.
• 52:30
  Speaker A: And monks love to meditate. So monks, a goon monk will go into a minutive state and goon out and basically unlock new powers. Yeah. And they become a little crazy when they're in their goon state. Like, so basically they. They go crazy and that empowers them. So all of a sudden they have all this power and, like, are super, super strong. The goon monk might look a little crazy in the face while they're in their goon state, but they're extremely powerful. There's veins popping out. Oh. And they're like a bit like, they're almost like a bit purple from all the gooning from all the up build of the goonery. And then they just like, they hit you and you like. Like it's super strong. Like they hit you and there's like, you know, they split mountains while in goon state.
• 53:27
  Speaker B: I believe this and I see this. No. And then they have a sweet release and when that happens, they lose all their power. But.
• 53:36
  Speaker A: But everyone is CC because they're stuck in sticky fluid. So while everyone cc, they have time to get back into goon state. So basically you wanna. You wanna min max being as long as possible in goon state.
• 53:54
  Speaker B: And you know what? You're right. We should silence queer voices. No, that makes complete sense. I actually love, hate this idea. I do like the. I do love the idea though, like on a serious level of like a monk that has to stay in a meditative state to gain power. And I love the idea of it being gooning.
• 54:21
  Speaker A: That is the meditative state.
• 54:25
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 54:25
  Speaker A: You have to work your way up to it.
• 54:27
  Speaker B: Just imagine, you know, it's like those videos that have been showing up on people's feeds where it's like doing a plank until I fail challenge. Like, I imagine the VO for a goon monk. Is that those noises like. And you're like, what am I playing? What game am I playing? They're like, why is there moaning in this raid right now? Like, what is this? No, no, I love it.
• 55:05
  Speaker A: Yeah, I would, I would, I would love good monks.
• 55:08
  Speaker B: We're here for a good fierce.
• 55:10
  Speaker A: Yeah. There's power in being horny.
• 55:16
  Speaker B: No, there is. There is power speak on that. There is power of being horny.
• 55:21
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker B: With their, with their piss feel filled boat morning wood boners.
• 55:27
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yes, yes, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Do you have another stupid one?
• 55:33
  Speaker B: I don't. I can come up with one on the fly though.
• 55:36
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 55:37
  Speaker B: Okay. I think we should have a class in the game because we should empower sexiness whenever we can.
• 55:49
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 55:49
  Speaker B: It's not something to be ashamed of.
• 55:50
  Speaker A: Agree.
• 55:51
  Speaker B: And honestly, this holy light puritan culture in World of Warcraft needs to go. So why do we not have a class? I'm thinking like bayonetta, where the more naked they get. Kind of like my beauty bara. But it's like, like a bimbo. Like a bimbo energy.
• 56:12
  Speaker A: Like, it's so funny. I literally wrote down bimbo class, but I wasn't gonna say it. I wasn't gonna use it.
• 56:19
  Speaker B: But could you imagine like all these, all these incels that don't understand what World of Warcraft's all about Being like, oh my God, the, the.
• 56:29
  Speaker A: The.
• 56:29
  Speaker B: The face of Leandra. Oh, she's so butch. We need women back. Well, imagine we throw you a bone and we give you bimbos. Yes. World of Warcraft.
• 56:38
  Speaker A: Huge boobs and a meaty tuck.
• 56:40
  Speaker B: Meaty tuck. Like I'm talking like we took the slider all the way to the far end on those hookers.
• 56:50
  Speaker A: Exactly.
• 56:50
  Speaker B: And then we downloaded a mod to make him even bigger.
• 56:54
  Speaker A: And 100% they.
• 56:58
  Speaker B: The. The best part about this specific class is they're buoyant, so they, they float so they'll never have to be fear of drowning. So when you're a bimbo class, if you run out of breath when you're underwater, you immediately float up to the top.
• 57:21
  Speaker A: And.
• 57:24
  Speaker B: And, And I like the power of my bbl. Yeah. I love the idea of them. This is so stupid. They can run into a wall and bounce off it and they are like a pinball in a dungeon.
• 57:49
  Speaker A: And it could be like a demon hunter. They jump around.
• 57:52
  Speaker B: They jump around. But she's bouncing off the walls and
• 57:55
  Speaker A: bouncing off on her bbl and her like, you know, titties.
• 57:58
  Speaker B: Yeah. And fierce. They're. They're. This class is going to get something that no other class gets. They get specific. They get another new equipment slot and it's hair extensions. And so they can get hair extensions from boss drops and they can clip them in and it'll give them different stats. They like get clip on bangs.
• 58:28
  Speaker A: Like, hold on. Go. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
• 58:30
  Speaker B: on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 58:31
  Speaker A: Let me move my bang.
• 58:33
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, they're like. And now we are announcing Blizzcon special announcement. At Blizzcon, we're adding hair extensions for the new bimbo class. Go into old raids and you can find w craft. Yeah. Like, literally the incels would lose their mind because they're like, they. They become goon monks. But then they realize, like, wait, this is gay as hell. I actually hate this.
• 59:04
  Speaker A: Yeah, they get goon monks and we get bimbos.
• 59:07
  Speaker B: Yeah, I. I see it. And that's what we need. That's what we need Blizzard. Okay.
• 59:14
  Speaker A: Would be insult girl.
• 59:17
  Speaker B: And then they are stuck at level one and they never achieve anything in life.
• 59:21
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:23
  Speaker B: Okay. What's your last class?
• 59:25
  Speaker A: My last one is called the Paintress. Oh. So basically, see, come on expedition. So basically, see doesn't douche, she paints. She.
• 59:43
  Speaker B: She paints the trade of World of Warcraft.
• 59:47
  Speaker A: She doesn't douche. And her power is in like seducing you almost, you know, or his seducing. They're kind of like a succubus. All for the. All for like, the purpose to paint you. And they paint you by, you know, seducing you. And then you're like, obviously have a lot of debuffs on you and you take a lot of damage.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker A: And you're also cc'd because you don't know what to do with the paint.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker B: This is a specialization for the bimbo class.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker A: You are stuck. Yes. You are stuck with the paint of the paintress. Yeah. So basically she shits on the Ultra Raid.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker B: And honestly, yeah, she's. She's very popular while also unpopular in Stormwind. Like.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker A: And. And her. Her biggest, like, her biggest, like, enemy is douche water. If you throw douche water at her, she just disintegrates. Because she doesn't douche.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker B: Yeah, her restoxic, like, she is the only class where a healer actually hurts her. So resto shamans, they actually can't heal her. Yeah, they can't heal her like, imagine
• 1:00:55
  Speaker A: throw mud at her.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker B: I like to imagine this class also. They get an item that they can spawn. You know, like how mages can make, like, mana food. So this class can cast a spell. They're like, oh, and poppers show up in your inventory. And she can sniff them. And it empowers the paint even more.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker A: And also iced coffee for a quick use, you know, so it's an instant cast. If you have a sip of iced coffee, you don't have to, you know, cast it. It's like instant.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker B: Instant. Instant cast.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker A: Instant paint. Instant paint. You know, coming out.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker B: I. Yeah. And then. Yeah, for sure.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker A: Or what is it called? Bulletproof cold brew or something?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker B: Bulletproof cold brew.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker A: You know, if she really like, that's her cooldown. That's her cool down when she uses that cooldown girl, it's paint all over
• 1:02:13
  Speaker B: the place, Paint everywhere.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker A: Nobody's dodging the paint. And if it hits your allies, you need to. You need to make sure that, like, if you overdo it, it's going to hit your allies.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker B: That's why you got the piss weaver there.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker A: Yes. Honestly, they're comb it with you Combine it with the dome of the priest to shield your allies before the paintress goes off.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker B: The paintress is going off. Like, I just imagine you're a comms. The Patriots is going off like, retreat, retreat, retreat.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker A: Can we get bubble? Can we get bubble for the painters?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker B: The patriots is coming.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker A: Can we get priest dome? Please, please don't.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker B: Free stone. Free stone. I. Warsong Gulch will be very different now once they introduce the paintress. She wishes she in the mother toilet.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker B: But she didn't, sadly.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker B: I am so sorry for what you all just experienced in this one.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker A: I think this might be my favorite episode.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker B: This is gonna be, though. This is hands down the most unhinged episode of Azeroth's attitude in the best way possible.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker A: Not gonna lie. I came into this episode today extremely tired. I've had a really long day, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna put my best face on. But genuinely, I feel like I've had so much fun. No, this is.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker B: This was so stupid. I loved it. Please sound off in the comments down below. If you're watching the YouTube version, let us know what your favorite class slash specialization, whatever that we announced today that Blizzard will be introducing into World of Warcraft in the last Titan.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker A: Yes. And then if you're watching this, please, please do not introduce these.
• 1:04:01
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• 1:04:51
  Speaker A: Like yeah, people underestimate how much a YouTube comment means, especially comments on YouTube. So like, and write like five. Like if you don't want to come up with a comment, write Slay per Diva boots.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker B: Truly, you know, or doesn't have to mean anything or shame art for not knowing what a. Oh no.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker A: Oh God. Can we cut that out?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker B: Absolutely not.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker A: I embarrassed myself so often. Like the Ozzy Osbourne thing where I was like, oh my God, everybody's wondering who the Prince of Darkness is. Good. Ozzy Osborne.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker B: Hey girl, it's Ozzy Osbourne.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker A: So embarrassing. Or like when I didn't know that undead people can.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker B: Well, apparently. Well, I didn't think they could, but apparently they can. I.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker A: So what.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker B: Who.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker A: Who told you that? The goon Monk?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker B: I don't know. I think it was someone. Oh God, don't quote me on this. I think someone from Blizzard came into my stream and confirmed that undead can't have sex.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker A: Someone from Blizzard came into your stream just to tell you undead people can have sex?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker B: Well, I was talking about this and they were like, oh, I work there. There is nothing in the lore that confirms that they cannot have sex. I also learned recently.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker A: I feel like you're ginger minging right now.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker B: I'm not. I'm not. And I've also literally, during my birthday stream, and I won't say names, it was confirmed that Anduin has never been confirmed straight. And a Blizzard employee told me this.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker A: There was a Blizzard MP at your birthday party?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker B: No, in the. In the chat of my stream.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker B: And they confirmed Anduin has never been confirmed straight in any expansion.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker A: Yes. I mean, that's true. That's not even that. Like when you think about it. Of course, Antoine has never had a crush. He's never talked about any love interest. Everything is still open. People always obviously assume. Because someone said that, didn't say that. They're gay means that like they're definitely straight. But what, what makes you think that straight is a default? You know?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker B: Could you imagine if they confirmed Anduin is a pill popping twink? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, imagine. Could you imagine?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker A: I didn't say it. I didn't say it.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker B: Well, you did, but.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker A: Leave that out.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker B: Oh girl, I'm gonna forget to bleep that out. But could you, could you imagine if they Anduin comes in in a crop
• 1:07:15
  Speaker A: top and he's lizard HQ will burn
• 1:07:19
  Speaker B: incels would lose their mind.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker B: And to that I say do it Blizzard.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker A: Do it.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker B: Make Anduin a bottle.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker A: Losing my voice from laughing.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker B: Okay, okay. We gotta wrap up this episode. Thank you all so much for tuning in. We appreciate you so very much. Please follow us on all our socials. We are so sorry, but also not sorry at all for what you just witnessed in this podcast episode. And we will see you next week with another Azeroth with attitude.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker A: Thank you everybody. Love you.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker B: Bye bye.