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- 0:10Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy The Show, the world's most trusted conspiracy
- 0:16Speaker 1: beary podcast, with your hosts Adam Todd Brown and Olivia Heidar.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host
- 0:38Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host today. Ooh,
- 0:42Speaker 2: my favorite co host of all No co host Olivia
- 0:45Speaker 2: will be back next week, but I do have a
- 0:48Speaker 2: couple of guests, Kevin Casey White and Lizzie Cassidy from
- 0:53Speaker 2: the Close Calls podcast. How's it going?
- 0:56Speaker 3: Good?
- 0:56Speaker 4: Good man good. We're gearing up for the holidays. I
- 1:02Speaker 4: think Lizzie spent the day trying to gift shop.
- 1:04Speaker 3: I did unsuccessfully.
- 1:07Speaker 4: Today. I had the last day of working before we
- 1:09Speaker 4: go and break and I just decided I'm not working
- 1:11Speaker 4: a day either. So we had very different days. It
- 1:14Speaker 4: was stressful. Yeah, I didn't do shit. I didn't do
- 1:16Speaker 4: anything today. It was awesome.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Yeah. How's New York right now? Probably cold as shit, right.
- 1:20Speaker 3: It's cold, it's.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Rainy, it's like in the thirties, and it's been raining
- 1:24Speaker 4: for two three days straight.
- 1:26Speaker 3: But it feels like it's been two or three weeks
- 1:28Speaker 3: because it's like it'll not rain for one day.
- 1:30Speaker 4: New York is bumming us out, really bumming us out.
- 1:34Speaker 4: How's beautiful, La.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Beautiful as always. I mean it's been a little cold.
- 1:40Speaker 2: It's gotten down into the forties and fifties and things.
- 1:42Speaker 4: Allies. Oh no to.
- 1:45Speaker 3: The jacket weather.
- 1:47Speaker 4: That's the worst.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Oh I knew that was coming. Kevin and Lizzie host podcast.
- 1:53Speaker 2: I already said close calls. I was on it recently.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Tell people what your podcast is about.
- 1:58Speaker 3: It's a podcast about near deathics experiences. So we do
- 2:01Speaker 3: two kinds of episodes. One is where it's just the
- 2:05Speaker 3: two of us and one of us researches some sort
- 2:07Speaker 3: of crazy and near death experience story, i e. People
- 2:11Speaker 3: getting stuck.
- 2:11Speaker 4: In a volcano, lost in the desert, two ex.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Lovers getting lost in the Amazon.
- 2:17Speaker 4: I'm marouned at sea, things like that.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Or we have our friends on other comedians and podcasters
- 2:23Speaker 3: and we ask them about a time that they almost died.
- 2:26Speaker 4: A lot of times it's people almost drowning. We've had
- 2:28Speaker 4: some you know, Oregon transplant medical issues I would call
- 2:35Speaker 4: the medical miracles medical miracles. And we also had a
- 2:38Speaker 4: very disgusting one with you, Adam.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Mine was horrific. It was it was a body horror
- 2:45Speaker 2: episode about a time I got a field of boils
- 2:49Speaker 2: under my armpit from using the wrong house of old
- 2:54Speaker 2: spice deodorant. But that'll get you bad time, So give
- 3:00Speaker 2: that a listen if you want. I tweeted about it,
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- 3:07Speaker 3: Can't find people know how?
- 3:09Speaker 4: Yeah? Right, your fans find us, you fucking idiots.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Oh yeah, welcome to this podcast.
- 3:17Speaker 3: My mom, who I've been hiding the podcast from, can
- 3:20Speaker 3: find the podcast, and you guys can find it.
- 3:23Speaker 2: Have been hiding it from your mom?
- 3:24Speaker 3: Oh? I hide everything from her? Come on, I'm like,
- 3:27Speaker 3: I say things on the podcast that you should Nobody
- 3:30Speaker 3: should tell their mom unless you have really fucked up boundaries.
- 3:33Speaker 3: So you know, I don't want to listening to that.
- 3:36Speaker 4: Have some feedback though she did give some feedback.
- 3:38Speaker 3: She said I laugh into the microphone too much, and
- 3:42Speaker 3: that was it.
- 3:43Speaker 2: I found out at one point that my mom's doctor
- 3:46Speaker 2: was listening to my podcast. Even that I was like,
- 3:50Speaker 2: too close. I don't like that.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I think our therapists both listen, which
- 3:56Speaker 3: is nice.
- 3:56Speaker 4: My therapist told me he listens you mind it.
- 3:59Speaker 2: Too, that it feels like cheating as a therapist, you shouldn't.
- 4:02Speaker 4: Yeah, like reading the other.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Team's playbook before they show up for the game.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:08Speaker 3: I kind of like it though, because I only have
- 4:10Speaker 3: an hour, so I'm like, you get caught up, meet
- 4:12Speaker 3: me back here, and then we'll talk about it.
- 4:14Speaker 4: That's true. That's true. And they said they liked it.
- 4:17Speaker 4: But I think it would be even more unethical to
- 4:19Speaker 4: listen to it and be like, you know, your podcast
- 4:21Speaker 4: doesn't really do it.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Inform me, or to listen to it and not tell us.
- 4:26Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be weird.
- 4:27Speaker 2: So I have been trying to record ahead a little
- 4:33Speaker 2: bit so I can take some time off, maybe take
- 4:36Speaker 2: a week off after Christmas, and as such, some of
- 4:40Speaker 2: our recent episodes have been a little bit different. Normally,
- 4:43Speaker 2: I bring very detailed notes and relay whatever information we're
- 4:49Speaker 2: talking about to the guest or host, and I don't
- 4:53Speaker 2: have time for those meticulous notes with the way I've
- 4:56Speaker 2: been recording this week. So just like the Paul McCartney
- 5:01Speaker 2: is Dead episode with Kim Krawl and next week's episode
- 5:05Speaker 2: with Travis Clark about the Hollow Moon, we're just kind
- 5:08Speaker 2: of riffin today, not really Riffin, But I don't have
- 5:12Speaker 2: like really detailed notes to follow. I'm just gonna lay
- 5:16Speaker 2: one of my favorite pet conspiracy theories on Kevin and
- 5:20Speaker 2: Lizzy and see what kind of response I get is,
- 5:24Speaker 2: what's your experience with conspiracy theories? Either of you storm
- 5:27Speaker 2: the capitol, you're on the East Coast.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Legally, I can't discuss that.
- 5:32Speaker 4: A Why do people keep asking us that?
- 5:33Speaker 3: Yeah? Is it our whole vibe?
- 5:37Speaker 4: My experience with conspiracy theories? You know, I think they're
- 5:43Speaker 4: you're they're easily dismissable, and then you're high at two
- 5:48Speaker 4: am and they all start to make sense, you know
- 5:50Speaker 4: what I mean. Yeah, I lost a couple of friends
- 5:52Speaker 4: to conspiracy theories, but I think it's I think a
- 5:55Speaker 4: lot of people did. When I think way back twenty
- 5:57Speaker 4: sixteen Trump first got elected and people started picking sides
- 6:00Speaker 4: hard For me, I had a couple people, and I
- 6:03Speaker 4: think this is pretty common where people were starting to
- 6:05Speaker 4: get red pilled really hard because of the way that
- 6:09Speaker 4: they were just on Reddit or whatever going down like
- 6:12Speaker 4: rabbitle Like, I think all information should be taken in
- 6:16Speaker 4: and considered. Totally fine with that, but I don't know,
- 6:19Speaker 4: like it's not written in stone unless it's proven, right,
- 6:22Speaker 4: So I'm I'm like a pretty skeptical person for both sides.
- 6:25Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of agree. I'm like in this weird
- 6:28Speaker 3: in between space where I know a lot of like dumb,
- 6:31Speaker 3: white trash people who believe conspiracy theories that end up
- 6:35Speaker 3: being like anti Semitic and racist, and I'm like, well,
- 6:38Speaker 3: you're this is bad and wrong. But I'm also the
- 6:41Speaker 3: kind of person who like doesn't trust the government. Yeah,
- 6:45Speaker 3: so I'm like, some of it is probably they are
- 6:48Speaker 3: lying to us, but not in the way that you
- 6:50Speaker 3: think they're lying this.
- 6:51Speaker 4: Yeah, Like we're for sure being hit with a lot
- 6:54Speaker 4: of propaganda and stuff like that. Like I don't even
- 6:56Speaker 4: think it's a conspiracy theory.
- 6:58Speaker 3: That's just what's going on.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. And I always say that's kind
- 7:02Speaker 2: of the healthiest way to be, Like you absolutely cannot
- 7:05Speaker 2: believe every conspiracy theory. That's a terrible way to live.
- 7:09Speaker 2: And also just statistically, there's no way every conspiracy theory
- 7:13Speaker 2: is true. But also when people are so quick to
- 7:16Speaker 2: just say, oh, I reject conspiracy theories in general, it's
- 7:19Speaker 2: like you trust the government that much, right, Like you
- 7:23Speaker 2: really think the government never lies to you about anything
- 7:26Speaker 2: like the war in Iraq was kind of a conspiracy theory.
- 7:29Speaker 2: We went there on the grounds that we were looking
- 7:32Speaker 2: for weapons of mass destruction and we obviously were not.
- 7:35Speaker 2: So like in that way, that's a conspiracy theory too.
- 7:37Speaker 2: But I'm with you that there are also a lot
- 7:41Speaker 2: of conspiracy theories floating around, especially now that when you
- 7:45Speaker 2: peel the layers of that onion away, it just comes
- 7:48Speaker 2: down to the Jews. Yes, always bad times. That's always
- 7:53Speaker 2: bad times, especially like flat earth stuff, any Quanon stuff,
- 7:58Speaker 2: any lizard people stuff. A lot of UFO stuff now
- 8:02Speaker 2: is getting into weird like hybrid bloodlines and altered DNA stuff,
- 8:08Speaker 2: and that is just all gonna end in genocide someday.
- 8:13Speaker 4: Yeah. And so it's like where do you draw the line?
- 8:16Speaker 4: You know, like how do you go? You gotta pick
- 8:18Speaker 4: and choose and see how much of it is based
- 8:21Speaker 4: on implicit bias or yeah, that's whatever.
- 8:24Speaker 2: That's kind of what I'm up against with this podcast
- 8:27Speaker 2: because I try to make it a very objective conspiracy
- 8:30Speaker 2: theory podcast. We by no means believe every conspiracy theory
- 8:35Speaker 2: we talk about. That's how I lose listeners is by
- 8:38Speaker 2: putting out a Sandy Hook episode and being like, you're
- 8:40Speaker 2: all fucking dumb.
- 8:42Speaker 3: This is stupid.
- 8:43Speaker 2: And I think that's where you draw the line, is like,
- 8:46Speaker 2: is it going to hurt people to promote a conspiracy
- 8:51Speaker 2: theory like this? And uh, I don't know. I'd argue
- 8:54Speaker 2: the one I'm pushing today isn't going to hurt average Americans.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Yeah, you sent us the notes. This is actually a
- 9:02Speaker 4: pretty playful one. I like this. I'm glad you picked
- 9:04Speaker 4: this one for us.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
- 9:06Speaker 2: It's just me talking about CIA malfeasance, and we know
- 9:09Speaker 2: that's a thing that happens. What I like about this
- 9:13Speaker 2: one is, I mean, I'm sure a version of it
- 9:15Speaker 2: exists out there, but I feel like this is kind
- 9:17Speaker 2: of my own little pet theory. Like I haven't read
- 9:21Speaker 2: any books that point to this being the case, but
- 9:23Speaker 2: it seems like an obvious trajectory for me. So I'll
- 9:27Speaker 2: just say it right up top. And I've talked about
- 9:29Speaker 2: this a little bit on the podcast. People will know
- 9:31Speaker 2: where I'm going. I think the attempt at assassination of
- 9:34Speaker 2: Ronald Reagan was actually a coup attempt by the CIA.
- 9:40Speaker 2: There's a lot of reasons why I think that, but
- 9:43Speaker 2: we'll travel back in time. How familiar are the two
- 9:46Speaker 2: of you with them exactly? How familiar is everyone with
- 9:51Speaker 2: MK Ultra.
- 9:52Speaker 4: I know that it's the CIA giving LSD two people
- 9:59Speaker 4: unknowingly to see if they can use it as a
- 10:02Speaker 4: truth serum or something. That's basically the extent of what
- 10:05Speaker 4: I think.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about all I know too. Plus that's the
- 10:08Speaker 3: scariest thing I've ever heard of my life.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Well, what's especially scary about it is, first of all,
- 10:15Speaker 2: it was the result of Operation paper Clip, which, if
- 10:19Speaker 2: you're familiar with that, that was the government program after
- 10:23Speaker 2: World War Two that brought like Nazi scientists and researchers
- 10:28Speaker 2: to the United States to work cool for US. And
- 10:32Speaker 2: one of the people they brought over was a Nazi
- 10:34Speaker 2: doctor who worked on I mean, any Nazi doctor is
- 10:38Speaker 2: a concern. Like if you look into World War two
- 10:41Speaker 2: and what the Nazis were doing.
- 10:43Speaker 3: I would go so far as to say any Nazi
- 10:45Speaker 3: is a concern. I'll say it. You know, I'm brave enough.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Controversial, but I'm going to co sign that with you.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:52Speaker 4: I also don't care for doctors.
- 10:58Speaker 2: And we started this program called mk Ultra that was
- 11:02Speaker 2: essentially a human experimentation program. And the thing about it
- 11:07Speaker 2: is the argument today that you'll get from skeptics is well,
- 11:12Speaker 2: nothing ever came from it, Like we didn't like, it's
- 11:15Speaker 2: not like we learned anything about mind control. And my
- 11:18Speaker 2: pushback against that is always one citation needed, like the
- 11:22Speaker 2: government's not going to come out and just tell you.
- 11:25Speaker 2: And I think the thing that points to that maybe
- 11:27Speaker 2: not being the case is that MK Ultra lasted for
- 11:30Speaker 2: like twenty five years. Yeah, it was a decades long
- 11:35Speaker 2: program that once we finally found out about it, it
- 11:39Speaker 2: turned out it was a thing that happened at hospitals
- 11:43Speaker 2: and colleges all across the United States in Canada like
- 11:47Speaker 2: for years and years and years and years. And I
- 11:50Speaker 2: just don't know if the government would pursue it that
- 11:54Speaker 2: long if nothing ever came of it.
- 11:57Speaker 3: I also think it's kind of it's kind of crazy
- 12:00Speaker 3: to me to say that just because an experiment didn't
- 12:03Speaker 3: work doesn't means it didn't happen, you.
- 12:06Speaker 4: Know, right, Like I've.
- 12:07Speaker 3: Experimented with all kinds of drugs on myself and a
- 12:11Speaker 3: lot of them didn't work, a lot of them ended
- 12:14Speaker 3: up really bad, but it still happened.
- 12:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it definitely like fucked up a lot
- 12:18Speaker 4: of people's entire life trajectory. Yeah, so it's already dismissed of, like,
- 12:24Speaker 4: well nothing came of it, and like people should still
- 12:26Speaker 4: be held accountable. Plus I think you're absolutely right, like
- 12:28Speaker 4: if it goes on for twenty years, you don't keep
- 12:30Speaker 4: funding a program that's not giving any sort of results. Yeah,
- 12:34Speaker 4: so you know, put a little does a low dose
- 12:37Speaker 4: and a little bit of water supply make it a
- 12:39Speaker 4: little easier to get people to sign up for the military.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Who knows? Maybe maybe?
- 12:43Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 12:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 12:44Speaker 2: One of the things I always point to terms in
- 12:49Speaker 2: terms of it not working is like, explain all those
- 12:53Speaker 2: assassinations in the sixties, Like those weren't normal. They weren't
- 12:59Speaker 2: like political assassinations. It's not like it was one country
- 13:03Speaker 2: going out and assassinating the entire top level of the
- 13:07Speaker 2: progressive movement in the United States. It was all these
- 13:11Speaker 2: people doing it in like weird catcher in the Rye
- 13:13Speaker 2: fashion and coming out the other end being like I'm
- 13:16Speaker 2: a patsy man. I met a guy in a bar
- 13:17Speaker 2: and I think he did it. And that's one of
- 13:19Speaker 2: the things that was proposed about MK Ultra was that
- 13:22Speaker 2: it was also like an assassination program, and so if
- 13:25Speaker 2: none of it worked, why did that part work so well?
- 13:29Speaker 4: Name something you say that's not normal. Was there an
- 13:31Speaker 4: exorbitant amount of assassination attempts in the sixties seventies versus
- 13:35Speaker 4: other decades.
- 13:36Speaker 2: I mean, if you think of the just think about
- 13:38Speaker 2: the civil rights movement. There was JFK, there was MLK,
- 13:42Speaker 2: there was RFK, the entire Black Panther movement ends up
- 13:46Speaker 2: getting infiltrated by the FBI. Fred Hampton was murdered in
- 13:50Speaker 2: his fucking bed.
- 13:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:53Speaker 2: In a lot of those cases, like JFK, there's obviously
- 13:57Speaker 2: a ton of controversy around who actually did that. MLK.
- 14:03Speaker 2: A thing that's been kind of lost to history is
- 14:05Speaker 2: mlk's family sued the government over his murder, and they
- 14:12Speaker 2: didn't win in that the government came out and said, yes,
- 14:15Speaker 2: you're right, here's a billion dollars to make up for
- 14:18Speaker 2: your loss. But the government did acknowledge that they were right,
- 14:22Speaker 2: that there was probably some law enforcement and government involvement
- 14:27Speaker 2: in his murder, and they were always adamant that James
- 14:31Speaker 2: Earl Ray didn't do it. Like once you hit like
- 14:34Speaker 2: the eighties, mlk's whole family was pretty convinced that the
- 14:38Speaker 2: man who was in prison for it didn't do it,
- 14:41Speaker 2: And so it seems like MK Ultra maybe worked a
- 14:44Speaker 2: little bit. Whire is not ever going to be told
- 14:47Speaker 2: that obviously. Also RFK, RFK is the weirdest one. Have
- 14:51Speaker 2: either of you looked into the RFK assassination at all?
- 14:54Speaker 4: I don't remember the details. I now that's the one
- 14:57Speaker 4: I know the least of all these, of all the
- 15:00Speaker 4: you know, it's not like a top fiver for me.
- 15:02Speaker 3: Yeah, one of your favorites.
- 15:04Speaker 2: It's the one. It's the one that involves the most
- 15:07Speaker 2: allegations of mind control. Really, he says, at the moment
- 15:11Speaker 2: the murder happened, he walked in this kitchen, which is
- 15:15Speaker 2: where RFK was shot, and that this woman he'd been
- 15:18Speaker 2: with spun him around and like tapped him on the
- 15:21Speaker 2: forehead or something and spun him back around, and he
- 15:26Speaker 2: said everything in the room looked like targets and he
- 15:29Speaker 2: just started shooting. And believe that or not, like that
- 15:34Speaker 2: part almost doesn't matter. What's really interesting about RFK. There's
- 15:40Speaker 2: a History Channel documentary from years and years and years
- 15:44Speaker 2: ago that you can still find on YouTube. There's a
- 15:47Speaker 2: moment where a cop is interviewing a witness to the
- 15:51Speaker 2: RFK assassination and he's asking him what, like, well, how
- 15:55Speaker 2: far away was Sir Hans sir Haan when he was shooting?
- 15:57Speaker 2: And the guy is adamant that Sir Hans sir Han
- 16:00Speaker 2: was in front of him and that they were like
- 16:02Speaker 2: three to four feet away. The guy keeps saying, like
- 16:05Speaker 2: the distance I am from you, that's how far he
- 16:07Speaker 2: was when he was shooting, which is weird because Bobby
- 16:11Speaker 2: Kennedy was killed by a point blank shot behind his
- 16:15Speaker 2: right ear. So Sir Hans sir Han, according to several witnesses,
- 16:22Speaker 2: was never actually close enough to Bobby Kennedy to kill
- 16:26Speaker 2: him or to fire the shot that actually killed him.
- 16:30Speaker 2: But something compelled him to show up at that Beverly
- 16:35Speaker 2: Hills hotel that day and shoot at Bobby Kennedy if
- 16:39Speaker 2: nothing else, and then he obviously went to prison for it.
- 16:42Speaker 4: And know who's this woman in the dress?
- 16:45Speaker 2: I mean, no one knows, Like there.
- 16:47Speaker 4: Was nobody in the dress in that room, wouldn't happened.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Well, there's pictures of a woman in a polka dot dress,
- 16:54Speaker 2: but no one knows exactly who it is or who
- 16:57Speaker 2: he was talking about, and you know he's still in
- 17:01Speaker 2: prison over it. So what I'm getting at is mk
- 17:04Speaker 2: Ultra seemed pretty real. Even if like the government never
- 17:08Speaker 2: came out and said, yeah, man, we fucking learned how
- 17:11Speaker 2: to program people to assassinate people, it seems like maybe
- 17:14Speaker 2: they did.
- 17:15Speaker 4: You would think, if I can play a little, you
- 17:17Speaker 4: would think that they would pick people that are a
- 17:19Speaker 4: better aim though.
- 17:20Speaker 2: You know, well, I think that's what they were banking on.
- 17:26Speaker 2: I don't think sir Han Sirhan is the one who
- 17:28Speaker 2: shot him. I think the security guard who was walking
- 17:30Speaker 2: him through that kitchen is the one who shot him.
- 17:34Speaker 2: Who was right, if you look into it, he was
- 17:36Speaker 2: like a huge right winger and shit like that. He
- 17:39Speaker 2: was lapd. I know they don't have a history of
- 17:41Speaker 2: conspiring with the government to commit violence to oppress civil
- 17:45Speaker 2: rights or anything.
- 17:46Speaker 4: But I hear you're saying, it's a fall guy, it's
- 17:48Speaker 4: a pat seat, it's the grassy knoll a little bit.
- 17:52Speaker 2: Yeah, And weirdly, I don't think that with Lee Harvey Oswald.
- 17:57Speaker 2: I do actually think Lee Harvey O's Wall was the
- 18:01Speaker 2: only gunman at the JFK assassination. The only gunman trying
- 18:04Speaker 2: to kill JFK. But that's for another time. So and yeah,
- 18:10Speaker 2: stop me if you have any questions or concerns or
- 18:13Speaker 2: want to poke holes in my theory. So that's the sixties,
- 18:18Speaker 2: the United States post World War Two through the sixties.
- 18:22Speaker 2: We're fucking with mind control left and right. You should
- 18:24Speaker 2: watch the documentary Wormwood, very fascinating. It's about the CIA
- 18:29Speaker 2: and LSD and how they probably threw a guy out
- 18:32Speaker 2: the window because he was going to tell our secrets
- 18:35Speaker 2: about the Korean War. That's what we were doing in
- 18:37Speaker 2: the sixties. We were just fucking up progressives, shoving drugs
- 18:41Speaker 2: down people's throats. And then Watergate happens, and with Watergate,
- 18:45Speaker 2: like the CIA and the intelligence community was just caught
- 18:49Speaker 2: like they were caught doing very bad things. That's a
- 18:53Speaker 2: huge scandal, and that eventually leads to something called the
- 18:58Speaker 2: Church Committee hearings. Church Committee Hearings happened in nineteen seventy five.
- 19:02Speaker 2: They called it the Year of Intelligence, and it was
- 19:07Speaker 2: basically the government taking the American intelligence community to task
- 19:13Speaker 2: for all of their abuses that they'd been doing for
- 19:17Speaker 2: decades up to this point. Among the things they uncover
- 19:21Speaker 2: during that MK Ultra comes out during that co Intel
- 19:24Speaker 2: pro which was the FBI's program of surveilling civil rights leaders,
- 19:30Speaker 2: family Jewels, which was a CIA assassination program, classic Operation
- 19:38Speaker 2: mocking Bird comes out, which Operation Mockingbird was the CIA
- 19:47Speaker 2: sending people out to media outlets to try and influence
- 19:51Speaker 2: writers and journalists. Carl Bernstein wrote a really long article
- 19:56Speaker 2: about it in Rolling Stone in nineteen seventy eight and
- 19:58Speaker 2: also Project Shamrock that confirmed the existence of the Nssay.
- 20:03Speaker 2: The thing about the NSSA is, until this happened, until
- 20:06Speaker 2: the Church Committee hearings, the NSSA was just like a myth,
- 20:10Speaker 2: like they were a rumor, and they've been around since
- 20:13Speaker 2: the fifties. So the government kept arguably the biggest intelligence
- 20:18Speaker 2: agency in the United States an entire fucking secret for
- 20:22Speaker 2: like twenty five years, which I think speaks to all
- 20:25Speaker 2: the other things they could probably keep secret over the
- 20:28Speaker 2: twenty five years leading up to that, and the NSSA,
- 20:32Speaker 2: like they were so controversial. Frank Church would not name
- 20:36Speaker 2: them by name. When he went on TV to talk
- 20:39Speaker 2: about the findings of the Church Committee hearing to the public,
- 20:44Speaker 2: he just basically said, like, I have the quote written down,
- 20:47Speaker 2: but it's it's so long. Fuck it, I'll read it.
- 20:50Speaker 2: Fuck it, I'm gonna read it. If this government ever
- 20:54Speaker 2: became a tyranny, if a dictator ever took charge in
- 20:57Speaker 2: this country, the technological capacity that the intelligence community has
- 21:02Speaker 2: given the government could enable it to impose total tyranny,
- 21:06Speaker 2: and there would be no way to fight back, because
- 21:09Speaker 2: the most careful effort to combine together in resistance to
- 21:13Speaker 2: the government, no matter how privately it was done, is
- 21:16Speaker 2: within the reach of the government to know such is
- 21:19Speaker 2: the capability of this technology. I don't want to see
- 21:22Speaker 2: this country ever go across the bridge. I know the
- 21:26Speaker 2: capacity that is there to make tyranny total in America,
- 21:30Speaker 2: and we must see to it that this agency and
- 21:33Speaker 2: all agencies that possess this technology operate within the law
- 21:38Speaker 2: and under proper supervision, so that we never cross over
- 21:42Speaker 2: that abyss. That is the abyss from which there is
- 21:45Speaker 2: no return.
- 21:46Speaker 4: I gotta say, but like these conversations are still happening,
- 21:53Speaker 4: Homeland security sounds like the same thing. The mockingbird thing
- 21:57Speaker 4: clearly happening. I mean, so many movies and things have
- 22:01Speaker 4: already hit on this in regards to like how Fox
- 22:04Speaker 4: News and CNN and blah, blah blah conduct their business
- 22:07Speaker 4: and everything, you know, like like what happens like this
- 22:10Speaker 4: church committee goes in front of the Senate and they go,
- 22:12Speaker 4: all right, we'll put in some new laws. But also
- 22:16Speaker 4: you know, it's the people making the laws that are
- 22:18Speaker 4: breaking them. Like what there's like nothing here, like really deep, ye,
- 22:21Speaker 4: Like we'll put.
- 22:21Speaker 3: In some new laws for the people who operate outside
- 22:24Speaker 3: of the law to follow.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Yeah, Like yeah, I know it sounds kind of grimming backwards,
- 22:30Speaker 2: but I think that's actually what makes this one of
- 22:32Speaker 2: the more lighthearted conspiracies, because it's like, what the fuck
- 22:35Speaker 2: am I going to do about the CIA? Like am
- 22:39Speaker 2: I going to bring them to justice? Because I talked
- 22:41Speaker 2: about this on a podcast. It's like, this is just
- 22:43Speaker 2: this is where we're heading. This was nineteen seventy five
- 22:46Speaker 2: when he was saying all of this, and like, think
- 22:50Speaker 2: of the technology we have now and how easy it
- 22:52Speaker 2: is to keep tabs on us.
- 22:55Speaker 4: Oh, we're there, We're already there.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I've like fully given up on that.
- 22:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 23:00Speaker 3: I'm young enough that I've always had access to the
- 23:03Speaker 3: internet pretty much and like a cell phone and stuff,
- 23:06Speaker 3: So I feel like I'm of the generation that's like, yeah,
- 23:08Speaker 3: they're watching everything I'm doing, and that's the way it is.
- 23:12Speaker 4: But it does help with those targeted ads. It does
- 23:15Speaker 4: make gift shopping a lot, does.
- 23:16Speaker 3: Make it a lot. I mean, every targeted ad I
- 23:18Speaker 3: get is something I want kind of nice. Instagram's got
- 23:23Speaker 3: my credit card saved, I can just buy it, just
- 23:25Speaker 3: buy shit.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of those things where like that's it
- 23:30Speaker 2: would be so nice if that's where that technology just ended.
- 23:33Speaker 2: If like, yeah, the Internet came about because I fucked
- 23:36Speaker 2: with the targeted ad really hard.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Yeah hard, dude.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all for it.
- 23:40Speaker 4: But there was a time when people were like, oh what,
- 23:42Speaker 4: They're just going to use that to sell stuff to you.
- 23:45Speaker 4: And I used to be like trying to figure out
- 23:47Speaker 4: how to circumvent that stuff for maybe for just a
- 23:49Speaker 4: couple of years, and then I realized, wait a second,
- 23:52Speaker 4: they're just offering things that I know. I like, yeah,
- 23:55Speaker 4: what's the harm in that?
- 23:57Speaker 3: And like, since I became a comedian, I've like made
- 24:01Speaker 3: targeted ads like here's an ad for my show, here's
- 24:04Speaker 3: an ad for my podcast, And I'm like, give this
- 24:06Speaker 3: to the people who are gonna love it, because you know,
- 24:09Speaker 3: I don't want somebody who hates comedy to see this.
- 24:12Speaker 3: I want the people who are gonna come to this
- 24:13Speaker 3: to see this.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of ways where the data
- 24:18Speaker 2: that's being collected about us, and that has been collected
- 24:20Speaker 2: about us is I don't know if I want to
- 24:23Speaker 2: say used for good, but.
- 24:24Speaker 4: It's not used for good. It's used for profit. Yeah yeah,
- 24:27Speaker 4: but it's not used for murder of citizens or even
- 24:32Speaker 4: mind control or whatever.
- 24:34Speaker 3: It does feel like mind control a little bit sometimes
- 24:36Speaker 3: when like I'm on Instagram and I get a targeted
- 24:38Speaker 3: ad and Instagram already has my credit card saved, and
- 24:41Speaker 3: I just buy it immediately, And then I'm like, why
- 24:43Speaker 3: did I do that?
- 24:44Speaker 4: Did you see the social Experiment?
- 24:46Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 24:47Speaker 4: Yeah, they talk we are being kind of mind control
- 24:49Speaker 4: to buy things. Actually, So the one example.
- 24:52Speaker 2: I bring up all the time, Facebook at one point
- 24:56Speaker 2: filed for a patent for technology that would measure how
- 25:02Speaker 2: hard you typed when you send a text, because then
- 25:05Speaker 2: when you open the app, like if you type the
- 25:07Speaker 2: text like really fast and hard, they're assuming, oh, well,
- 25:10Speaker 2: you're angry, let's show you stuff that will make you
- 25:13Speaker 2: angrier and keep you on Facebook for a while. Wow,
- 25:17Speaker 2: And that I would argue, I don't care what administration
- 25:21Speaker 2: does it. I don't care who's the president's time. That
- 25:24Speaker 2: shit needs to be regulated out of social media. That
- 25:28Speaker 2: that's that's kind of what we're talking about here today.
- 25:31Speaker 2: That's human experiment. Shit, it's just we're taking it on
- 25:34Speaker 2: willingly so it's not as controversial anymore.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like they are even like little things that
- 25:41Speaker 3: wig me out so much, Like when I decided my
- 25:44Speaker 3: brain that I have a crush on someone, and then
- 25:46Speaker 3: every time I open Instagram, their story is the first
- 25:49Speaker 3: one there. I'm like, Yeah, how are you inside me
- 25:51Speaker 3: right now? How do you know about this?
- 25:53Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, but they're not helping them get inside of you,
- 25:56Speaker 4: and that's the problem, and.
- 25:57Speaker 3: That's the problem. That's why I have a problem with it. Yeah,
- 26:01Speaker 3: also show them my first traps and it'll be fine.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Help them get inside me.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Yeah. Shit like that is unsettling. And you know, speaking
- 26:10Speaker 2: of having given up and knowing that they're already watching.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I did an episode about a book that came out
- 26:19Speaker 2: in the seventies called The CIA and the Cult of Intelligence,
- 26:22Speaker 2: and it's actually the first book the government ever went
- 26:25Speaker 2: to court to try and censor because it was just
- 26:28Speaker 2: a former CIA agent being like, listen, you're not going
- 26:32Speaker 2: to believe what these motherfuckers are getting up to.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Wow.
- 26:35Speaker 2: And one of the absolute nightmare scenarios that he presented
- 26:40Speaker 2: in that book was the possibility that at some point
- 26:43Speaker 2: the US Postal Service would be able to just take
- 26:46Speaker 2: pictures of every piece of mail that comes in and like,
- 26:50Speaker 2: now that's a thing you just sign up for on
- 26:52Speaker 2: the USPS website and they'll fire off an email every
- 26:55Speaker 2: day and say, hey, you lazy fuck, here's what's coming
- 26:58Speaker 2: in your mail today. If there's nothing you want, stay
- 27:00Speaker 2: on the couch, Like, we just give that away now.
- 27:04Speaker 2: But there was a time where that, like even the
- 27:07Speaker 2: idea of the government having even that level of access
- 27:10Speaker 2: into our lives was like a horror story. And now
- 27:14Speaker 2: we're just there and you know, we still got the NFL,
- 27:17Speaker 2: there's still movies and shit, so chill, it's chilling.
- 27:20Speaker 4: Both those are examples of intrusion being sold back to
- 27:25Speaker 4: you as convenience in the form of target ads or
- 27:29Speaker 4: the male thing or you know, yeah, well what happened
- 27:32Speaker 4: after the Church Committee.
- 27:35Speaker 2: So two things happen after the Church Committee. I wanted
- 27:38Speaker 2: to blindside you with this one, so I did not
- 27:41Speaker 2: put this in the notes at all. Oh jonestown happens?
- 27:45Speaker 3: WHOA?
- 27:46Speaker 2: I have a ten part podcast series. It's on this pod,
- 27:50Speaker 2: But I did ten episodes about a book called was
- 27:56Speaker 2: Jonestown a CIA medical experiment?
- 27:59Speaker 4: No shit?
- 27:59Speaker 2: And it is pretty convincing in its argument that Jonestown
- 28:07Speaker 2: is actually the culmination of mk ultruck because mk Ultra
- 28:13Speaker 2: was essentially this decade's long medical experiment where they're trying
- 28:19Speaker 2: to figure out like we know they were doing something
- 28:21Speaker 2: with psychiatric drugs. Like, there's not a lot of information
- 28:27Speaker 2: about mk ultra because after Watergate the government just starts
- 28:31Speaker 2: shredding documents left and right. And the only reason we
- 28:34Speaker 2: found out about mk ultra is someone filed a box
- 28:39Speaker 2: of like twenty thousand documents in the wrong location and
- 28:43Speaker 2: those were eventually found and that's how they came out
- 28:45Speaker 2: during the Church Committee hearings. Everything else about mk Ultra
- 28:49Speaker 2: has been shredded and is fucking gone forever.
- 28:52Speaker 4: But a box fell off the back of a truck, wink,
- 28:55Speaker 4: and now we got it.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it just got just got put in the wrong spot.
- 28:59Speaker 2: So what we know about mk ultra is it was
- 29:01Speaker 2: this decades long experiment where it seems like the CIA
- 29:05Speaker 2: is testing the effectiveness of different psychological drugs, and the
- 29:11Speaker 2: next step in something like that, you have to do
- 29:14Speaker 2: a field experiment, Like especially if you're working on like
- 29:18Speaker 2: population control, mind control, anything like that, you have to
- 29:22Speaker 2: eventually expand beyond just testing it on one or two
- 29:27Speaker 2: people at a time. Eventually you have to be able
- 29:30Speaker 2: to test it on a group. And the argument people
- 29:34Speaker 2: have made, and it's worth pointing out this was kind
- 29:37Speaker 2: of a mainstream argument after Jonestown happened, because it's fresh
- 29:42Speaker 2: off the CIA being accused of all this MK ultra shit,
- 29:46Speaker 2: all this like actual human experimentation shit, and so Jonestown happens,
- 29:52Speaker 2: and like there's actual senators and things who wrote editorials
- 29:56Speaker 2: in the New York Times who are like, this feels
- 29:59Speaker 2: like a CIA thing. And if that was a decades
- 30:02Speaker 2: long in hospitals, in college's experiment, you have to do
- 30:06Speaker 2: a field experiment next. And if you look into what
- 30:09Speaker 2: happened with Jonestown, Jim Jones had so much access to
- 30:14Speaker 2: government resources in California when he was building his Jonestown cult.
- 30:20Speaker 2: They took over a mental hospital in northern California when
- 30:25Speaker 2: he was building his cult. If you look at his movements.
- 30:28Speaker 2: He's near Cuba when the Bay of Pigs happens. His
- 30:32Speaker 2: movements kind of mirror important things that were happening with
- 30:37Speaker 2: people like Jim Jones at the time, like these charismatic
- 30:41Speaker 2: leaders doing heinous shit. Jim Jones seems like he was
- 30:45Speaker 2: maybe that. And I mean, this book it's fucking long
- 30:49Speaker 2: as shit. I did ten episodes about it, so I'm
- 30:52Speaker 2: like kind of bouncing around to remember it all.
- 30:54Speaker 3: But so pause this, go listen to those come back.
- 30:59Speaker 2: And what's interesting about Jonestown is there's Jim Jones, but
- 31:05Speaker 2: then there's the Layton family. Those were the people that
- 31:08Speaker 2: ran Jonestown. And Jim Jones came from God knows where.
- 31:12Speaker 2: I mean, Indiana, huge rus so.
- 31:14Speaker 3: You're gonna say came from God, And I was like,
- 31:16Speaker 3: where are we going now?
- 31:18Speaker 2: He came from He's from Indiana. But the Layton family,
- 31:22Speaker 2: we're all like scientists and researchers with connections to the
- 31:27Speaker 2: intelligence community. And when Jonestown starts really unraveling, the first
- 31:32Speaker 2: survivors who start coming out to tell the story of
- 31:35Speaker 2: what's happening in Jonestown are the Layton family. So those
- 31:39Speaker 2: like Deborah Layton is probably most prominent Jonestown survivor. She
- 31:43Speaker 2: was like the number two at Jonestown. So it would
- 31:48Speaker 2: be almost like if Jim Jones himself came out and
- 31:51Speaker 2: was like, whoof what's happening there? Is crazy?
- 31:53Speaker 4: Man?
- 31:53Speaker 2: I want out? Yeah, Like all of the people who
- 31:57Speaker 2: did Jonestown are the ones who emerge as the survivors
- 32:00Speaker 2: of Jonestown, and so they get to craft the story
- 32:04Speaker 2: of what was happening in Jonestown at the time.
- 32:07Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I'm going to take this a step further.
- 32:10Speaker 4: And then on top of there being a lot of
- 32:12Speaker 4: assassinations around that time, you also don't hear about cults
- 32:15Speaker 4: as much these days. Yeah, like it is a secluded community,
- 32:20Speaker 4: you know, like like just like this Jones thing, like
- 32:22Speaker 4: there's there are a lot of cults popping up back then.
- 32:24Speaker 2: And if you look into a lot of those cults,
- 32:27Speaker 2: like the have you heard about the Sarah Lawrence college cult?
- 32:34Speaker 2: Am I name is that? Right? Because I feel like
- 32:36Speaker 2: Sarah Lawrence is also an actor.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Sarah Lawrence is a college Yeah.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Yeah, Sarah Lawrence college sex cult.
- 32:43Speaker 3: That let's go right now.
- 32:47Speaker 4: Sarah seems cool.
- 32:49Speaker 2: It's wild as shit. This girl moves into housing on
- 32:55Speaker 2: campus with a bunch of her friends and her dad
- 32:59Speaker 2: shows up. And her dad is this guy who shows
- 33:02Speaker 2: up bragging about having all these CIA connections and bragging
- 33:06Speaker 2: about how he can like do rituals and like, you know,
- 33:10Speaker 2: help people with life skills that will help them become
- 33:13Speaker 2: better people. And he says, it's all shit he learned
- 33:15Speaker 2: in the CIA, and he fucking flips her entire friendship
- 33:19Speaker 2: group into a sex cult in the span of like
- 33:22Speaker 2: three months. Whys And I feel like, in my conspiratorial heart,
- 33:29Speaker 2: this is a thing I'll never be able to prove.
- 33:32Speaker 2: I feel like the reason that guy like got caught
- 33:35Speaker 2: and is going to prison for a long time is
- 33:37Speaker 2: because he took shit he learned from the CIA and
- 33:42Speaker 2: like not only applied it to civilians, but was like
- 33:45Speaker 2: really lucy goosey about it, because yeah, the things he claimed,
- 33:50Speaker 2: Like he would talk about how he had all these
- 33:52Speaker 2: connections in the military and how like even if he
- 33:55Speaker 2: got in trouble, people would come bail him out. And
- 33:57Speaker 2: if you look into his past that happened there were
- 34:00Speaker 2: points where it seemed like he was in huge trouble
- 34:03Speaker 2: and like some government force of some sort just like
- 34:07Speaker 2: intervened and got him out of it. In this time,
- 34:10Speaker 2: not so much. And I think it's because a public
- 34:13Speaker 2: story broke about this guy using CIA basically, I guess,
- 34:18Speaker 2: manipulation techniques if we don't want to call it mind control,
- 34:21Speaker 2: but it was. It's a weird fucking story. And you're
- 34:26Speaker 2: right to bring up cults because like the speculation around
- 34:28Speaker 2: cults is that when MK Ultra was found out and
- 34:32Speaker 2: the Church Committee hearings happened, which the Church Committee hearings
- 34:35Speaker 2: are also where that thing where the CIA can't operate
- 34:38Speaker 2: on American soil comes from, like they're not allowed to
- 34:42Speaker 2: spy on American citizens, which yeah, you know, yeah, not allowed.
- 34:47Speaker 2: And also we have like seventeen intelligence agencies, so it's like,
- 34:51Speaker 2: just tell me which one it is, then it's not CIA.
- 34:55Speaker 2: But yet one of the speculations is or one of
- 34:58Speaker 2: the things people speculate about, don't know if I said
- 35:00Speaker 2: that right, is that when they were kind of ordered
- 35:02Speaker 2: to break up MK Ultra, they were like, all right,
- 35:05Speaker 2: we'll just like do it in colts and compounds in
- 35:08Speaker 2: South America and Central America and shit. And it's I mean,
- 35:12Speaker 2: some people believe that that is why cults and compounds
- 35:16Speaker 2: like that start popping up at that point in history,
- 35:19Speaker 2: and in that case, Jonestown would fit the bill there.
- 35:24Speaker 2: And what's interesting about Jonestown. There was that congressional delegation
- 35:28Speaker 2: that went to Jonestown and a congressman ends up getting killed.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Like they almost got away with that visit. Like if
- 35:36Speaker 2: that congressman had just gotten on that plane and flown away,
- 35:40Speaker 2: I think Jonestown would have carried on for a long time,
- 35:44Speaker 2: which is bad because Jonestown was a slave compound. Everything
- 35:49Speaker 2: they say about that guy being like racially progressive is
- 35:53Speaker 2: an absolute lie. He was a vehement racist and black
- 35:57Speaker 2: people were enslaved at Joe Town. And I think if
- 36:01Speaker 2: that congressional trip went better, it would have carried on
- 36:04Speaker 2: for a long time. But instead it didn't.
- 36:07Speaker 4: And so can you tell me more about that. I
- 36:09Speaker 4: didn't know about that, that there were slaves at Jonestown.
- 36:13Speaker 2: That's the thing. The public face of Jim Jones is
- 36:16Speaker 2: that he was like a civil rights guy and that
- 36:20Speaker 2: he cared about the plight of black people, and it's
- 36:24Speaker 2: like the exact opposite. He was a vehement racist. Like
- 36:28Speaker 2: that part where people call him a civil rights progressive,
- 36:31Speaker 2: I think has kind of fallen away. Now like people
- 36:34Speaker 2: have sussed out that that's not what he was. One
- 36:38Speaker 2: of the things he did when he was cultivating his cult,
- 36:44Speaker 2: one of the things he had access to. Somehow, one
- 36:47Speaker 2: of a member of the People's Temple was able to
- 36:50Speaker 2: get a job at a welfare office in California, and
- 36:55Speaker 2: that person and I think there were a few people
- 36:57Speaker 2: who got jobs in that department. Those were the main
- 37:00Speaker 2: recruiters for Jonestown. They would get like the poorest people
- 37:06Speaker 2: like he wouldn't like go out into the community. People
- 37:10Speaker 2: would come to him and they would take these people's
- 37:14Speaker 2: Social Security checks in exchange for the promise of living
- 37:17Speaker 2: in this utopia called Jonestown, where you know, everything's taken
- 37:21Speaker 2: care of, you don't have to worry about any bills,
- 37:23Speaker 2: any rent, but you just got to turn your money
- 37:26Speaker 2: over to us. And basically everyone who wasn't white at
- 37:31Speaker 2: Jonestown was that they were slaves. And if you look
- 37:35Speaker 2: into the deaths at Jonestown, that's another big misconception about it.
- 37:40Speaker 2: It's always called a mass suicide. At best, it was
- 37:44Speaker 2: a murder suicide, and it was mostly murder. A good
- 37:50Speaker 2: majority of those people were shot. They either were shot
- 37:53Speaker 2: or they were injected with poison. No shit, The vast majority,
- 37:58Speaker 2: I think it's like one in three maybe was like
- 38:03Speaker 2: actually drank the kool aid. And they have audio recordings
- 38:06Speaker 2: of all this shit. It's fucking horrific. But most of
- 38:11Speaker 2: the people at Jonestown were murdered, which doesn't so much
- 38:14Speaker 2: speak to them being adherents of Jim Jones as it
- 38:18Speaker 2: is victims of something else. So that happens like shortly
- 38:23Speaker 2: after the Church Committee hearings have already brought all this
- 38:27Speaker 2: heat on the CIA. At this point, the CIA's got
- 38:30Speaker 2: a decade of heat raining down on them.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Also, by the way, it wasn't kool Aid, it was
- 38:34Speaker 4: flavor Aid. And I just think that that's me aid
- 38:38Speaker 4: me too. That sucks for kool aid man.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Doesn't cool or does it suck for flavor aid?
- 38:44Speaker 4: Or as a good point, because there's no such thing
- 38:45Speaker 4: as bad press.
- 38:46Speaker 2: Yeah, and we all know we were gonna remember kool
- 38:49Speaker 2: aid anyway.
- 38:50Speaker 4: Yeah, some people think I have a conspiracy that Jonestown
- 38:54Speaker 4: was the greatest viral marketing campaign of all time, that
- 38:58Speaker 4: flavor Aid on and it backfired.
- 39:02Speaker 3: And it backfired hard in a big way.
- 39:04Speaker 2: M M possible.
- 39:05Speaker 4: So anyway, leave a comment if you agree to and subscribe.
- 39:10Speaker 2: All right, So, yeah, the CIA, they got all this
- 39:15Speaker 2: heat on him, and now here comes Jimmy Carter into office.
- 39:19Speaker 2: And Jimmy Carter, one of his tasks is to take
- 39:23Speaker 2: all of the things that the Church Committee came up
- 39:25Speaker 2: with and implement them, put them into action, to like
- 39:30Speaker 2: curtail the CIA a little bit. And so that happens,
- 39:34Speaker 2: Like Jimmy Carter does take office, they end up having
- 39:38Speaker 2: their capabilities in the United States restricted. So then enter
- 39:44Speaker 2: Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan favorite favorite guy.
- 39:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that guy.
- 39:50Speaker 2: I hate him so much.
- 39:51Speaker 3: Yeah, so so so much.
- 39:54Speaker 4: I can't ye he I think he's universally accepted as
- 39:57Speaker 4: the president that did the most damage after his term,
- 40:01Speaker 4: like things that we still.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Yeah, things that we still have to deal with.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I still maintain he is our worst president ever.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Trump was head and shoulders a better president than Ronald Reagan.
- 40:15Speaker 4: Like Trump only happened because of Reagan.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Yeah, Trump only happened because of Reagan. And I think
- 40:20Speaker 2: Trump didn't get a second term because he's not as
- 40:22Speaker 2: much of a warhawk as Reagan. And that kind of
- 40:27Speaker 2: speaks to what we're about to talk about which is
- 40:30Speaker 2: the CIA. They end up getting, you know, kind of
- 40:33Speaker 2: kicked out of the United States and told that well,
- 40:35Speaker 2: if you want to do anything, you got to do
- 40:37Speaker 2: it in you know, other parts of the world. So
- 40:41Speaker 2: then Ronald Reagan ends up running for president and something
- 40:44Speaker 2: unprecedented happens for the first time in history. The director
- 40:47Speaker 2: of the CIA steps down and decides, you know what,
- 40:51Speaker 2: I'm going to run for the second highest office in
- 40:54Speaker 2: all the land. I'm going to run for vice president.
- 40:56Speaker 2: And that man was George H. W. Bush.
- 41:00Speaker 5: Oh shit, how about that the guy whose name comes
- 41:04Speaker 5: up in the jfk assassination all the time too, And
- 41:08Speaker 5: so they campaigned together and Reagan I kind of unexpectedly wins.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Definitely not because the CIA broke her to deal to
- 41:18Speaker 2: end the Iranian hostage crisis after he took off his
- 41:21Speaker 2: but he ends up winning. And then what happens eight
- 41:25Speaker 2: weeks later he is very nearly assassinated in weird as
- 41:30Speaker 2: shit MK ultra fashion by a guy who you know,
- 41:35Speaker 2: said he was doing it for Jodie Foster. But true,
- 41:39Speaker 2: that's right up there with you know, doing it because
- 41:41Speaker 2: you read some shit and Catcher in the Rye or
- 41:43Speaker 2: whyever John Lennon got shot because Double Fantasy sucked. I
- 41:47Speaker 2: don't know, I really feel like, in my heart of
- 41:53Speaker 2: hearts that what happened there was the CIA one just
- 41:58Speaker 2: trying to install the CIA director as president because people
- 42:03Speaker 2: weren't amped. When George Bush announced he was running his
- 42:06Speaker 2: vice president, people were like, after all of that, like
- 42:09Speaker 2: all of that CIA shit, Now a CIA guy is
- 42:13Speaker 2: gonna run for vice president. I'm sure it'll be fine.
- 42:16Speaker 2: And then Reagan almost gets murdered. What do you think?
- 42:21Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that Reagan almost got murdered because we
- 42:24Speaker 3: do have a near death Experience podcast, so it's in
- 42:27Speaker 3: line with what we do, and we should get him on.
- 42:29Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, that's a good point. Yep, very well.
- 42:34Speaker 4: I think that was very deliberate on Adam's.
- 42:36Speaker 3: Always be plugging. Oh yeah, for sure.
- 42:39Speaker 4: There is something to the insanity defense type of thing
- 42:44Speaker 4: where I mean, I've never been on LLC and thought
- 42:47Speaker 4: someone was talking to me through the TV. Uh, but
- 42:52Speaker 4: I have, you know, I could be convinced.
- 42:56Speaker 3: But also, every time you've been on LSD, you've known
- 42:59Speaker 3: that you were on LSD.
- 43:00Speaker 4: Oh that's a good point that we know of that
- 43:02Speaker 4: I know.
- 43:03Speaker 3: So you know you can when you know you're tripping,
- 43:06Speaker 3: you can be like, oh, I'm tripping.
- 43:08Speaker 4: I really kind of buy into this theory. You're selling
- 43:12Speaker 4: me me too, Adam, because you make a good point,
- 43:15Speaker 4: Like it's been a long time since we've heard somebody
- 43:17Speaker 4: be like, oh, I don't know, I was just being quazy. Yeah,
- 43:20Speaker 4: I tried to kill the president or whatever, Like you
- 43:23Speaker 4: don't really care about that as much anymore. When's the
- 43:25Speaker 4: last time like a big assassin assassination attempt has happened.
- 43:28Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, Yeah, I mean in the
- 43:30Speaker 2: United States, it's kind of that, right, right y, Yeah,
- 43:33Speaker 2: I think.
- 43:34Speaker 4: It's like but they kept missing their mark though.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy through a shoe at George Bush, which
- 43:38Speaker 2: was very Yeah, we.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Were talking about that before people started recording.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Yea that yeah, yeah, and I think that that was cool.
- 43:46Speaker 4: But I you know, you could make the case that,
- 43:48Speaker 4: you know, all this stuff was happening, could assassinations blah
- 43:51Speaker 4: blah blah, and then they kind of died out because
- 43:53Speaker 4: they weren't effective. I think the bigger question is what
- 43:56Speaker 4: did they figure out? Did stick? Yeah, you don't know about.
- 44:02Speaker 3: Spooky.
- 44:03Speaker 2: One of the things I talked about the Church Committee
- 44:06Speaker 2: hearings on a different episode. One of the things that
- 44:10Speaker 2: came up in the course of that also was that
- 44:12Speaker 2: the CIA developed a shellfish toxin gun that they could
- 44:18Speaker 2: use for assassinations, and they like show it during the
- 44:21Speaker 2: course of the Church Committee hearings.
- 44:22Speaker 3: They like that like sounds like sharks with laser beams
- 44:25Speaker 3: on their heads, like it sort of shellfish tocsin gun.
- 44:30Speaker 2: And what's crazy is I hope they've just landed on
- 44:33Speaker 2: that for assassination techniques forever because it sounds so so nice. Well,
- 44:39Speaker 2: you could just like you just like tingle for a
- 44:41Speaker 2: little bit and then you're dead.
- 44:44Speaker 4: To be allergic to shellfish though toxin.
- 44:47Speaker 3: From a shellfish. It's it's not just for people who allergic.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Dial hit or miss kind of assassination that allergy's present.
- 44:58Speaker 2: They just hurl a crab, I get a motherfucker.
- 45:00Speaker 3: They're like, Oh, we should have done peanuts.
- 45:02Speaker 4: That's what I was just gonna say. It was one
- 45:04Speaker 4: thing that made me think of is like, what do
- 45:05Speaker 4: they do to us to make everybody's kid allergic to
- 45:08Speaker 4: peanuts all of a sudden? And what's going on here?
- 45:12Speaker 4: What's what's happening where? Okay, if need.
- 45:15Speaker 2: Be that did come on pretty quick. I guess, yeah,
- 45:18Speaker 2: kind that nowhere right when I was a kid, everyone
- 45:21Speaker 2: was home. Maybe those kids were just fucking dying and
- 45:24Speaker 2: we didn't know why that could.
- 45:26Speaker 3: Be a thing too.
- 45:27Speaker 4: Maybe I liked I like throwing my own conspiracy theories
- 45:30Speaker 4: in here.
- 45:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun.
- 45:32Speaker 4: They're doing things, you know, they got to you know what,
- 45:34Speaker 4: We're not eating healthy food anymore, right, it's all it's
- 45:37Speaker 4: all gmo, and it's all bad for you. Everybody's out
- 45:40Speaker 4: of shape.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Why why Obama?
- 45:43Speaker 4: Yeah, that also made me think of that that shellfish thing. Maybe,
- 45:51Speaker 4: I mean, Adam, I'm sure you've heard at the least
- 45:54Speaker 4: do you know about the gay gun thing, the gay bomb?
- 45:56Speaker 3: No, but I love it already.
- 45:58Speaker 4: You know about this, Adam, Right, I think I've vaguely
- 46:01Speaker 4: heard about it.
- 46:02Speaker 3: One of these is that like when you send a
- 46:04Speaker 3: bomb that has glitter in it to someone who's wrong
- 46:07Speaker 3: to you and then it makes their housee mess fore.
- 46:09Speaker 4: He kind of yeah, Mark rover Man it No, it's
- 46:13Speaker 4: this thing that they were experimenting with where they were like, oh,
- 46:15Speaker 4: maybe we can release like hormones and pheromones into the
- 46:19Speaker 4: air that'll make the enemy soldiers really horny and want
- 46:22Speaker 4: to fuck and drop their guns and not fight. That's
- 46:26Speaker 4: like a real thing that they were developing.
- 46:28Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. We were looking into. Biological weapons,
- 46:31Speaker 2: chemical weapons for the longest time, mind control stuff. It's
- 46:36Speaker 2: just what we were getting into as a country for
- 46:39Speaker 2: such a long time. Like so much of you know,
- 46:42Speaker 2: like the sixties and especially anything relating to acid. So
- 46:46Speaker 2: much of that had to do with the CIA.
- 46:49Speaker 4: I was gonna say, you know, John Hankley Junior is
- 46:52Speaker 4: out of prison now.
- 46:53Speaker 2: I was gonna say this. Yeah, he's of all the assassins,
- 46:56Speaker 2: he's the one who's like out and fucking I looked
- 46:59Speaker 2: him up recent. He's like a musician.
- 47:01Speaker 4: Now, dude, we know all about this. Our friend Tyler Snygrass,
- 47:05Speaker 4: who actually did the logo for our podcast.
- 47:08Speaker 3: Shout Out Tyler Snobgrass, And he's a comedian.
- 47:10Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's a musician as well. He's got a
- 47:13Speaker 4: country music podcast called Take This Pod and Shove It.
- 47:16Speaker 4: And he was trying to open up for Hinckley when he.
- 47:20Speaker 3: Was coming to Brooklyn.
- 47:22Speaker 4: Yeah, he came a couple months ago and he was
- 47:24Speaker 4: like hitting up his manager like can I please open
- 47:27Speaker 4: for him? Cand of please open for him because how
- 47:29Speaker 4: fucking cool would that be? Yeah, And it turns out the.
- 47:32Speaker 3: Tour manager got back to Tyler and was like, yeah,
- 47:36Speaker 3: he hasn't paid any of us, so we're going on strike,
- 47:39Speaker 3: but you can open for him if you want. He's
- 47:42Speaker 3: gonna be an asshole and not pay you. And Tyler
- 47:44Speaker 3: was like, I guess I'm not a scab.
- 47:46Speaker 4: So John Hickley Junior is kind of an asshole. Who
- 47:50Speaker 4: would have.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Thought, figure, Yeah, it is crazy that he's out of
- 47:55Speaker 2: prison though, because like sir Han Sir haan Is certainly
- 48:00Speaker 2: are hotly never getting out.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Yeah, John's white. I was just gonna say he's white.
- 48:08Speaker 4: He also like has he given any interviews about this?
- 48:10Speaker 4: I assume he doesn't want to talk about it, but
- 48:12Speaker 4: John Hinckley, Yeah, but he of all people could say like,
- 48:16Speaker 4: I don't know, I was kind of out of my mind,
- 48:18Speaker 4: like kind of felt like I was on drugs.
- 48:21Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't know if it's the same for him,
- 48:24Speaker 2: because did he ever go to prison or was he.
- 48:26Speaker 3: Just Yeah, he was autional eye, So yeah.
- 48:30Speaker 2: It's gonna be different for him, like he doesn't have
- 48:32Speaker 2: to like eventually someone's just gonna be like all right,
- 48:35Speaker 2: you're fine, get out of here. But Sir Hans Hans
- 48:37Speaker 2: in for real prison, and for him to get out
- 48:40Speaker 2: he has to basically say, yes, I take responsibility for
- 48:45Speaker 2: what I did. And that's the thing he's like not
- 48:47Speaker 2: been willing to do. And so Sir Hans, Sir Hans
- 48:51Speaker 2: never get out of prison.
- 48:53Speaker 4: I mean, was John what have they have they given
- 48:57Speaker 4: like early on record saying what motivated them though, I
- 49:00Speaker 4: mean other than just there is a tap on my shoulder, like.
- 49:04Speaker 2: Well with Sir Hans, Sir Han, he has claimed he's
- 49:07Speaker 2: innocent for the longest time. Like they found like a
- 49:11Speaker 2: note in his pocket that said like angry things about
- 49:15Speaker 2: Bobby Kennedy and said like must kill Bobby Kennedy.
- 49:17Speaker 4: He just had that in his pocket.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Of course, that's because that's.
- 49:21Speaker 3: What he was going to kill someone. I would carry
- 49:23Speaker 3: a note about all the things I didn't like about
- 49:25Speaker 3: them with me just in case I forgot.
- 49:27Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to forget. There's so mu's happening
- 49:29Speaker 2: in Beverly Hills, you know.
- 49:31Speaker 4: Yeah, hYP himself up in the bathroom reading the note.
- 49:35Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, he's annoying.
- 49:37Speaker 4: Yeah, he's annoying.
- 49:38Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking murder. Uh fucking Bobby Bobby Kennedy, Bobby
- 49:43Speaker 2: whitch Kennedy.
- 49:44Speaker 3: Is it all? There's so many of those guys, like.
- 49:46Speaker 4: His stupid hair. Pretty sure he was hitting on my
- 49:49Speaker 4: wife his jaw clicks when he choose and I'm ready.
- 49:52Speaker 2: It's so funny that you mentioned there's so many of
- 49:55Speaker 2: those guys. I went to the Reagan Library recently. I
- 49:58Speaker 2: wrote an article about this on my up stack plug
- 50:01Speaker 2: plug Plug. I went to the Reagan Library not too
- 50:04Speaker 2: long ago to see the FBI exhibit because I, you know,
- 50:09Speaker 2: fucking hate Reagan and law enforcement both, but boy do
- 50:12Speaker 2: I love crime.
- 50:13Speaker 3: And sing it.
- 50:15Speaker 2: It was legitimately cool, Like don't judge me until you've
- 50:19Speaker 2: seen the Beltway Sniper's Chevy Caprice up close, then tell
- 50:24Speaker 2: me if it's tasteless. That part kind of was, but
- 50:29Speaker 2: I get all the way through it. I just went
- 50:31Speaker 2: through the FBI exhibit mostly me and the wife, like
- 50:34Speaker 2: fucking sprinted like track stars through the Reagan thing, just
- 50:38Speaker 2: to see if there's anything interesting. There is a room
- 50:41Speaker 2: where they play him being shot, just like a thirty
- 50:44Speaker 2: second clip of it on a fucking constant loop. I
- 50:48Speaker 2: spent I spent some time in there, but you're I would,
- 50:55Speaker 2: But then I'm I went to the gift shop because
- 50:57Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for.
- 50:58Speaker 4: Please tell me you can get like an Teddy Bear
- 51:00Speaker 4: with a bullet wounded inside or.
- 51:02Speaker 2: Something almost what I ended up getting. Like, I had
- 51:06Speaker 2: a hard rule that I wasn't gonna buy anything with
- 51:08Speaker 2: Reagan's name on it, Like that's a fucking hard pass.
- 51:12Speaker 2: And that left me two choices. Either just some regular
- 51:14Speaker 2: ass jellybelly jelly beans that didn't like have anything government
- 51:18Speaker 2: on him at all. Great love them, but I can
- 51:21Speaker 2: get those at seven to eleven. Or the one non
- 51:24Speaker 2: Reagan Democrat related thing they had was a souvenir program
- 51:31Speaker 2: from the RFK assassination. It came out the day after
- 51:37Speaker 2: he died. It was printed somewhere here in California by
- 51:40Speaker 2: this disgraced publisher who had only like stolen books from
- 51:45Speaker 2: people and gotten sued over it before this, and somehow
- 51:49Speaker 2: the day after Bobby Kennedy was assassinated, he had this
- 51:53Speaker 2: like twenty page program with like all the details of
- 51:59Speaker 2: the assassination, all the bullet angles, like everything you would
- 52:04Speaker 2: expect people to have to wait to be able to
- 52:06Speaker 2: get access to and then there's a whole section dedicated
- 52:10Speaker 2: to the Kennedys and how tragic their story is. In
- 52:13Speaker 2: the last page of that section is just a picture
- 52:16Speaker 2: of Ted Kennedy and in big ass black letters, it
- 52:20Speaker 2: says one son is left like it looks like a
- 52:23Speaker 2: fucking wanted poster. And then at the end is an
- 52:29Speaker 2: article about how irresponsible it is that any would be
- 52:33Speaker 2: assassins of the world. If they want, can just order
- 52:37Speaker 2: guns by mail and that's how JFK was killed. In
- 52:42Speaker 2: this whole article, it seems like it's being like, hey,
- 52:46Speaker 2: why is this a thing? And my question is like,
- 52:48Speaker 2: why do you put that right in there the day
- 52:52Speaker 2: after Kennedy is killed, Like hot on the heels of
- 52:56Speaker 2: that one son is left.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Thing, here's how they're all getting go Yeah, yeah, I.
- 53:01Speaker 4: Think it's a dog whistle.
- 53:02Speaker 2: And it's like, is this part of it, like is
- 53:05Speaker 2: this MK ultra history? Yeah?
- 53:07Speaker 3: That Actually, when you said the Regin getting shot on
- 53:10Speaker 3: a loop thing reminded me of a memory I must
- 53:13Speaker 3: have repressed from when I was like truly a baby comedian,
- 53:17Speaker 3: Like I it was like the sixth real show I'd
- 53:20Speaker 3: ever done, was this weird show that was like I
- 53:25Speaker 3: don't even know how to explain it because I didn't
- 53:27Speaker 3: understand what it was. But they would show like weird
- 53:30Speaker 3: sketches and do weird bits in between each comedian, and
- 53:33Speaker 3: then I was next, and instead of showing a sketch,
- 53:36Speaker 3: they played the video of JFK being shot.
- 53:41Speaker 4: WHOA the full thing?
- 53:43Speaker 3: And then we're like, give it up for your next comedian.
- 53:45Speaker 3: Lysy Cassady, I had no chops and had to go
- 53:48Speaker 3: up and be like.
- 53:49Speaker 4: The dating's weird. They just inured you with the Zapruder film, Like,
- 53:54Speaker 4: all right, get at it this next comics A lady. Yeah, yeah,
- 53:57Speaker 4: but first back into the less.
- 54:00Speaker 3: Fully like did Jackie Kennedy trying to scoop his brains up?
- 54:03Speaker 3: And then me, yeah, did you.
- 54:08Speaker 4: Get it on tape?
- 54:09Speaker 3: No?
- 54:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we can all agree. I've been absolutely
- 54:13Speaker 2: correct about everything I've sat here. I feel like I
- 54:15Speaker 2: don't even need to ask if you think I'm right.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Yeah, we're pretty much on board.
- 54:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we all we all agree, maybe not.
- 54:23Speaker 4: I have more questions than ever, but I'm not going
- 54:27Speaker 4: to defend Jonestown or the c i A or mk
- 54:31Speaker 4: Ultra to anybody.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Trying to kill Ronald Reagan. That's cool.
- 54:37Speaker 4: That is cool.
- 54:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I think trying to kill Reagan is a cool
- 54:41Speaker 3: thing to do. So if I was Jodie Foster, I
- 54:44Speaker 3: would be moved by that.
- 54:45Speaker 2: Some more NSA analysts just got their wings podcast.
- 54:52Speaker 3: That's like, I'm so jaded to being like they're always
- 54:54Speaker 3: listening that. I'm like, I'll say it, who am I?
- 54:59Speaker 4: You know what? Is Homeland Security gonna cancel me? You
- 55:03Speaker 4: can't stop this podcast? Baby? All right? So John Hankley Jr.
- 55:07Speaker 4: Was one of history's biggest fall guys, became an American
- 55:11Speaker 4: folk hero. Now we just fucking shreds and crushes shreds.
- 55:15Speaker 3: Dude?
- 55:16Speaker 2: Does he like? I don't. I haven't listened to any
- 55:18Speaker 2: of his music.
- 55:19Speaker 4: Folk music, yeah, this folk music. But I used for
- 55:25Speaker 4: sure groupies though, which is so funny to me, as
- 55:30Speaker 4: that's his white whale man.
- 55:32Speaker 3: Yeah's The idea of someone being one of his groupies
- 55:35Speaker 3: is very funny and not something anyone here is familiar with.
- 55:38Speaker 3: Can you imagine if I was full blown Hinckley groupie.
- 55:45Speaker 4: I think I think get come on, yeah.
- 55:52Speaker 2: We should get going.
- 55:54Speaker 3: We should get that going. If you want to fuck
- 55:56Speaker 3: John Hankley Jr.
- 55:57Speaker 4: All Right, I'm pretty sure. Just try. Here we go,
- 56:00Speaker 4: I mean, I think you could. I'm making Horny for
- 56:02Speaker 4: Hankley shirts. Who wants one?
- 56:04Speaker 3: I want one so bad, dude, and I genuinely would
- 56:06Speaker 3: wear that.
- 56:09Speaker 4: Let's get a limited drop just to give us Horny
- 56:12Speaker 4: for Hankley Church.
- 56:16Speaker 3: Well, thank you both for doing the pod, thanks for
- 56:18Speaker 3: having us on.
- 56:19Speaker 2: Of course, do we do we have any final thoughts anything?
- 56:23Speaker 2: I think I think we made it right.
- 56:25Speaker 3: Uh yeah.
- 56:26Speaker 4: If you guys want to check out the podcast, you
- 56:27Speaker 4: can find us on iTunes and Spotify, anywhere.
- 56:30Speaker 3: Ever else you get podcasts. It goes up there. Yeah.
- 56:32Speaker 4: Probably, I don't know, but it does.
- 56:34Speaker 3: I've looked into it.
- 56:35Speaker 4: Okay, wherever we set it up. Close Calls Close Calls
- 56:39Speaker 4: Podcasts on Instagram. If you yourself have ever almost died,
- 56:44Speaker 4: send us an email Close Calls Podcast at gmail dot com.
- 56:47Speaker 3: We'd love to hear from you, or leave us a
- 56:48Speaker 3: voicemail at four seven zero not dead.
- 56:51Speaker 4: Yeah, so those are kind of our plugs.
- 56:53Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go listen to the episode I was on.
- 56:56Speaker 2: It's real fun.
- 56:57Speaker 3: I tweeted, It's so fun, tweeted.
- 56:58Speaker 2: Yeah, go look at my Twitter.
- 57:00Speaker 4: It's on my Twitter and go listen to my episode
- 57:03Speaker 4: Adam and I did of Unpopular Opinion when you were
- 57:06Speaker 4: in New York Man.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Yeah, Kevin was on the live episode which we put
- 57:11Speaker 2: out right after that. It's available on all the places.
- 57:15Speaker 2: Uh and uh do I have anything to plug? I'm
- 57:18Speaker 2: doing comedy again. I haven't done any stand up since COVID.
- 57:23Speaker 4: Welcome back.
- 57:24Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, thank god. So exciting.
- 57:27Speaker 3: What a lovely thing to come back to.
- 57:30Speaker 2: I'm doing a show with Danger Van Gordon February third
- 57:33Speaker 2: at the Sardine in San Pedro, which is a little
- 57:37Speaker 2: punk rock club, very fun. There's a nice taco truck across.
- 57:40Speaker 4: The street and limited seats. They pack them in. I'll
- 57:43Speaker 4: be joke you.
- 57:45Speaker 2: Second comedian in a row to make that joke. Uh,
- 57:53Speaker 2: so come to that. Tickets will be on sale soon.
- 57:55Speaker 2: I don't know what the exact lineup's gonna be, but
- 57:56Speaker 2: it's gonna be a fucking hoot. I'm gonna write new
- 57:59Speaker 2: jokes and just do them in front of people. And Uh,
- 58:02Speaker 2: I think that's it. Let's get the funk out of here.
- 58:04Speaker 2: Lizzy say goodbye bye everybody, Evin say goodbye.
- 58:08Speaker 4: They O condios, goodbye everybody.
- 58:12Speaker 3: We love you.
- 58:13Speaker 2: I don't usually say it that way.
- 58:20Speaker 4: People of kind of disaster