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WHY ARE MEN SCARED OF COMMITMENT? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables.
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  Speaker 2: Well, luckily he only told them about the time I
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  Speaker 2: ship myself on the mountains, not.
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  Speaker 3: In the woods, and I told them my bride.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, oh, Relatable.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome, welcome back, Welcome back, guys. We don't want to.
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  Speaker 5: Waste any time when this start of this episode. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: we have a confession session for you, and it is
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  Speaker 5: a hot contender for the worst when you've got to
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  Speaker 5: go or is it best?
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  Speaker 1: Worst or best? I don't know the thing that you.
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  Speaker 5: Would want to happen to you the absolute least in
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  Speaker 5: the whole wide world when you got to go, you
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  Speaker 5: got to go.
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  Speaker 1: Confession session and me and Jake disagree at the end,
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  Speaker 1: so we know what happens. We were calling this after
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of it's juicy. I think, although we disagreed,
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  Speaker 1: this might be my favorite caller.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you guys will see why. Strong accent, but very
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  Speaker 5: very well spoken. You can understand it every word.
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  Speaker 1: Except for one word. But we get it. We get
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  Speaker 1: that definition on it. Woozy no, I think, she said.
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  Speaker 5: Anyways in joy, Hello and welcome to Confession Sessions. First
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  Speaker 5: things first, would you like to be anonymous?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? All right, that's okay, that's okay. That means it's
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  Speaker 1: a good story. That's that's all I'm hearing. So is
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  Speaker 1: there a name that you've always wanted to.
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  Speaker 5: Be called that obviously isn't your name? Or would you
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  Speaker 5: like us to choose one for you?
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  Speaker 2: Yong?
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  Speaker 1: Choose one? Okay, we're here. Yeah. We had someone say
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  Speaker 1: y'all before, and we love it. We need put that
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  Speaker 1: in our vocabulary. Yo, okay, okay, what's like is it?
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  Speaker 1: What's the twang? What's a twangy name name? Yeah? I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of feeling just like an Emma. I was thinking Ariella.
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  Speaker 1: Which do you like? Ariella? Yeah? Ship? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think is better?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll go with Ariel. Ariella. You have it?
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  Speaker 5: When you gotta go, you gotta go, and you wrote
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  Speaker 5: in saying that you were given a nudge to write
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  Speaker 5: it in that it can trump the Manhattan Bridge story.
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  Speaker 5: So I want you to go from the very tippy
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  Speaker 5: top and make your way down with all the details
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  Speaker 5: to the very end, and we are going to listen
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  Speaker 5: and probably react a bit and yeah, just take it away.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay. So I never thought I'd be sharing
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  Speaker 2: this horrifying experience, but here we are. So this happened
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  Speaker 2: a little over three years ago. I was sixteen, and
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  Speaker 2: I had a little bit of anxiety, like I never
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  Speaker 2: went on trips with strangers fair but my dad had
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  Speaker 2: a friend in town and the friend was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we have an extra seat on this little travel bus
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  Speaker 2: that they bought to go on Skia trips. And my
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  Speaker 2: dad was like, oh, my daughter would love.
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  Speaker 1: To gos awesome. Just make a decision for you.
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  Speaker 2: And it was on a Wednesday and they were leaving
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  Speaker 2: on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: So my dad was like, pack your bags, you're going.
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  Speaker 1: I am covering coming from Australians.
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  Speaker 5: This is Australians say Wednesday and that that was very
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  Speaker 5: that was not foreign to us.
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  Speaker 2: So I was already dreading it, but I just like
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, it's fine, we'll make the best
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  Speaker 2: of it. So I am crammed onto this little bus
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  Speaker 2: with all these people i'd met like three times, and
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  Speaker 2: we finally get there and my dad was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it'll be fine. You'll have your own room and your
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  Speaker 2: own bathroom and it'll be great.
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  Speaker 1: Sweet.
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  Speaker 2: We get to the cabin. It is a two bedroom,
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  Speaker 2: one bathroom cabin.
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  Speaker 1: How many people is the.
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  Speaker 4: Nine?
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  Speaker 1: One? All right? So yeah, okay, it sounds like your
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  Speaker 1: own room is a bit of fu fetched.
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  Speaker 2: No, So the two married couples took the rooms yep,
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  Speaker 2: and left two of the daughters on a pullout couch.
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  Speaker 2: The two boys got an air mattress and I got
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  Speaker 2: a cot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wait like a baby in the living room?
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  Speaker 5: No, I think it cuts kind of like a bed
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  Speaker 5: that's like a little bit off the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was terrible. Oh and so the only reason I
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  Speaker 2: got on this bus trip was because my dad's friend's son,
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  Speaker 2: we'll call him Travis. He had a job interview on
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  Speaker 2: Sunday and the bus wouldn't be back on time. So
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  Speaker 2: they were like, you can drive separate. Cool, So Travis
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  Speaker 2: gets there and they're all like, oh, we want to
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  Speaker 2: go night skin. Why never ski a day in my life.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I'll just hang here, you know,
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  Speaker 2: watch a movie and whatever. So they all leave and
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting on the couch and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: I get these like gut wrench and stomach cramps. Nice,
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  Speaker 2: They're like the urgent oh no kind of situation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had that. Oh no, it is right.
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  Speaker 2: And being sixteen and stupid, I panicked because I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to blow up the only bathroom and these people
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  Speaker 2: come back to like a smelly bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Such a girl problem by that.
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  Speaker 2: So I did what I thought was best. I grabbed
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  Speaker 2: paper towels from the kitchen and ran outside to the
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  Speaker 2: woods that were by these cabins.
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  Speaker 1: You had a fully operating toilet right there, and you
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  Speaker 1: are overload. Okay, okay, no, no, no, I'm here, I'm here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. We've got and trying to get we'll get
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  Speaker 1: in the same minds. Yeah, that was the right decision.
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  Speaker 1: You're protecting the peace of the cabin. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So it was so bad. I gagged so many times.
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  Speaker 2: It was so bad, But in my head I was thinking, hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, the bathroom doesn't smell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, optimism.
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  Speaker 2: So I go back inside and I finished the movie
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  Speaker 2: and everyone comes back. They shower, and we all went
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  Speaker 2: sleep around the midnight okay, and I'm on this uncomfied,
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  Speaker 2: glorified lawn chair. When I wake up at four am
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  Speaker 2: with the same paint.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, so again, I just go to the woods.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, I've done this before. I know what needs
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  Speaker 1: to be done. Is it is it like hates the
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  Speaker 1: snow out in the woods too, Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's like midwinter. It's usha.
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  Speaker 2: It's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's what it's.
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  Speaker 3: Ushi.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know that means.
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  Speaker 2: It means it's cold.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you idiot, Obviously it's freezing in the middle of
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  Speaker 5: Winterow this heaps snow and you're shitting in the woods.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't want anyone to know it was me,
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  Speaker 2: so I was like, oh, yeah, second time in the woods.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I come back inside and I go to bed,
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  Speaker 2: and the next morning, or I guess the same morning,
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  Speaker 2: we all get up and they're like, oh, Traps is
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  Speaker 2: going to teach you how to ski, since he's the
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  Speaker 2: best out of all of us.
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  Speaker 1: What a nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: So we get all our gear on and we go
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  Speaker 2: to like the bunny slopes first, and it's going all right.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: How to do is how to stop, yes fah.
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  Speaker 2: But then since we were sixteen and seventeen and dumb,
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  Speaker 2: we were like, oh, it's fine, I'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, you can break.
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  Speaker 4: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: So we go on like a harder slope and halfway down,
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  Speaker 2: disaster shocks again. It's that same awful feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know what you ate at this point like
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  Speaker 1: the day's prior.
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  Speaker 2: Literally nothing, I don't know what it was, damn. And
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  Speaker 2: it was like the first time I'd ever had stomach
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  Speaker 2: issues like.
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  Speaker 1: This, okay weed someone's case.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just bad. It was just bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So here i am halfway out on the mountain and
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  Speaker 2: I'm clenching like my life depends on it. So at
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  Speaker 2: the bottom, since I don't know how to stop, I crashed,
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  Speaker 2: fully crashed, and it was like the floodgates oken up.
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  Speaker 2: It went all down my legs.
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  Speaker 1: Like crashing, did you like it? Come out? At the
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  Speaker 1: same time?
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  Speaker 3: It was so bad, so and I landed like kind
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  Speaker 3: of on my butt, so it like set into my
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  Speaker 3: ski pants.
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  Speaker 2: So Travis comes down and he helps me up, and
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  Speaker 2: he like definitely smells it. There's no not smelling it,
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  Speaker 2: damn it. But I'll play it off. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: and I kind of blame it on someone else.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that smell. That's that kid over there.
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  Speaker 2: So I pretend to be hurt and I'm like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, my hips, just so I can get away
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  Speaker 2: from this man.
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  Speaker 1: Fair fair, fair fair, And I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, I'll just go back and ice it. You can,
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  Speaker 2: you can go ski with your family. And so I
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  Speaker 2: make it back to the cabin and as I'm on
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  Speaker 2: my way to the bathroom, I'm like thanking all my
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  Speaker 2: lucky stars that everyone was still skiing and the whole
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  Speaker 2: place was empty.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, lucky, very So.
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  Speaker 2: I peel off everything and start renting it in the shower,
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  Speaker 2: and luckily it had a handheld line, which made it
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  Speaker 2: like ten times easier. Yep, but I'm Midshire and I
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  Speaker 2: feel it again when so the logical thing would have
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  Speaker 2: just been to go to the toilet because I'm already
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  Speaker 2: in the shower, but no.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't tell me you went outside.
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  Speaker 2: I wrapped myself in a pew, grab a worst cloth
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  Speaker 2: off the shelf, and book it outside barefoot.
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  Speaker 1: You you were in the bodroom washing ship. It already
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  Speaker 1: smelled like it's already fad.
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  Speaker 2: So you know what, I'm just thinking to myself, all right,
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  Speaker 2: third times it's harm and y'all. It was like the
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  Speaker 2: grand finale to a fireworks show.
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  Speaker 3: It was so bad.
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  Speaker 1: What on earth did you eat?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea, well, God, and so I clean
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  Speaker 2: up as best as I can, and I take this
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  Speaker 2: worst cloth and I just throw it as far as
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  Speaker 2: I can into the woods.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fair, I would have buried it in the snow way.
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  Speaker 2: So I go back inside and I'm freezing my ass off.
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  Speaker 2: So I get back in the shower and like rents
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  Speaker 2: off again. I get out, get dressed, and stuff these wet,
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  Speaker 2: nasty snowpants into a plastic bag and sit on the
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  Speaker 2: couch and just try not to cry and replay what
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  Speaker 2: the hell has happened in the last twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I start.
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  Speaker 2: Crying and I call my dad and I tell him everything.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, did you blame him? I would say, this is
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  Speaker 1: your fan.
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  Speaker 3: Yes I did.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Dad, this is all your cull. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get my own room, definitely didn't get my
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  Speaker 2: own bathrooms. And I was like, what do I do?
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  Speaker 2: And the man starts laughing at me, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, all right, I'll make up an excuse so
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  Speaker 2: you can go home later that night with Travis, who
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  Speaker 2: was leaving for the job interview.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so that night everyone comes back like around the
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  Speaker 2: same time, and they start cooking dinner and one of
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  Speaker 2: the wives is like, hey, come here first second. So
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  Speaker 2: she pulls me on to the front porch and just
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  Speaker 2: straight up asks why I didn't tell someone I had
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  Speaker 2: an accident. She immersed into tears immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Is she referencing the crash or the accident like the poop?
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  Speaker 2: Well, luckily he'd only told them about the time I
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  Speaker 2: ship myself on the mountain and not in.
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  Speaker 4: The woods, because I told them my daddy. He was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what a dog.
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  Speaker 2: So now the entire group knows I shipped myself on
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  Speaker 2: the mountain.
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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like whipping my tears or whatever, and Travis
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  Speaker 2: comes outside with his bag and he's like, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: ready to go home. Yeah, So I go back inside
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  Speaker 2: and I'll pack up my bags and make the most
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  Speaker 2: awkward exit ever with my step had some hands and
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  Speaker 2: my duffel in the other It was so awkward.
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  Speaker 5: Was it kind of freeing that you didn't have to
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  Speaker 5: hide it though anymore everyone new?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of but not really, because I was like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, I.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been thinking you'd never see his face again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So we're about halfway home and I just break down
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  Speaker 2: crime and I tell Travis everything. Yeah, and he laughed,
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  Speaker 2: but it wasn't in like a mean way, but he
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  Speaker 2: was kind of like, oh my god, that's something that
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  Speaker 2: would happen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, which made me feel a.
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  Speaker 2: Little better, you know. I was like, oh good, what
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  Speaker 2: a nice guy. So we finally get to my house
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like halfway out of the truck when he
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  Speaker 2: turns to me and he goes, can I have your number?
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  Speaker 2: I just told you about how I ship in the
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  Speaker 2: woods three times and then ship my pants and you
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  Speaker 2: want my number?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Yes? What did he say?
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  Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, he was like, I think it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I look for, and A go, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good man about that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. So fast forward to now three years later,
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  Speaker 2: Travis and I are Dayton.
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  Speaker 6: It's a make chance, God make you so when you
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  Speaker 6: gotta go to yard.
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  Speaker 1: I had to make you.
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  Speaker 2: In one story, it gets worse because now whenever we
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  Speaker 2: see woods, it doesn't matter for driving, walking, whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: I live on the middle of nowhere, Merlin.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 2: We see a lot of woods.
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  Speaker 3: So he'll lean down and.
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  Speaker 2: He'll whisper in my ear. You gotta go to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 2: and then, oh my god, and then I just relived
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  Speaker 2: the whole weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Over my head this onesday. He's a cave. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a key far you can see the funny side of it.
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  Speaker 1: Damn Well, is that? Does it get any worse? Or
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  Speaker 1: are we good? Are we finally? Are we done?
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  Speaker 2: I think so? Yeah, I think I got all of it.
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  Speaker 5: We've done well.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you end up marrying this man. Yeah, and instead
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  Speaker 1: of being angry at your dad, you can thank him
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  Speaker 1: because without him, you guys would have never connected. Literally,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If he brings up the story one more time, it's
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  Speaker 2: not looking too good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a story that's getting brought up at
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  Speaker 1: your wedding. I'm telling you that right now. Can you
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  Speaker 1: please email us when you get married. We'll call you
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  Speaker 1: up again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to hear
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  Speaker 1: it live.
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  Speaker 5: Well, thank you so so much for calling in and
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  Speaker 5: telling us that story. I really appreciate it. You're welcome,
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  Speaker 5: and I know it's getting pretty late where you are,
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  Speaker 5: so I hope you have a good night. And yeah,
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  Speaker 5: thank you again.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, haven't they good night?
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  Speaker 1: Bye?
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  Speaker 7: Bute?
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  Speaker 5: Wow, Okay, time to make a decision. Does that what
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  Speaker 5: would you prefer happen to you?
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  Speaker 1: We have a problem here though, Manhattan Bridge, all that,
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  Speaker 1: how we've been ranking it is what we would prefer.
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  Speaker 1: She fell in love at the end, man, take that
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  Speaker 1: out of it. No, take that out of it. I'm
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: just talking about that ship. This This was a when
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go, you gotta go love store. You can't
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  Speaker 1: take that out of it. This one was also self inflicted,
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  Speaker 1: not the crash, but the two prior. Like there's a
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  Speaker 1: toilet right there, hey, mate at home. Decisions were made
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  Speaker 1: in the in the process, I think, to be fair,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: a couple of the decisions of the Manhattan Bridge were
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know, here you go, oh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The ski crash, but it's also cold, so like it's
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: not that bad. What do you think it's cold. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking not that bad. Yeah, thinking, well, she's got
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  Speaker 1: big layers on, like thick clothes too, keep all the
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  Speaker 1: shit in.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking, that's nearly why.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking this one. I'm saying this one is the
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: best one I've ever had because I had a happy ending.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Properly thinking about it because of the situation. Right, So
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: she's with Manhattan Bridge, so she had a dog and
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: she did to be fair shit herself in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of the road on Manhattan and then the only thing though,
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  Speaker 5: is that they were both out in a public place,
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: and I'm just thinking I would prefer doing it on
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: the Manhattan Bridge because really no one knows, or no
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: one that I know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Knows, but everyone knows here.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: But with the skiing one, everyone knows and I know them.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: The reason this is the contender is because she's also
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: was sixteen. She was young too, mortifying for a sixteen
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: year old, and her now boyfriend is only one year
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: older and he was seventeen.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: He was helping her. Oh, I think we might disagree.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking the Manhattan Day, the Manhattan one Wednesday. Really yeah, fuck.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: We might have to get the baddies in here to
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: yeah comment comment, I just think I can't overlook the
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: love story. It's literally the easiest thing ever to just say,
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: just take out the love bit.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: The easiest thing to do is take out the love.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Just think about the ship.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I'm saying Manhattan, Okay, I'm saying I would prefer Manhattan
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: over this.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: So you would prefer the ski thing to happen to
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you prefer.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Manhattan, Okay, I'd prefer Manhattan to happen to be in
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: the ski. So, guys, I guess world, it could be
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: a tie. Yeah, I guess these are both the worst.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: But let us know. Yeah, let us know what you think.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: And again, email us relatable sixty nine at gmail dot com.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: When you've got to go, you gotta go as the subject,
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: and if you think you have a better story than
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: either Manhattan or this one. And also we've been getting
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: a fair few. I've noticed daily there's like two emails.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I'm waking up to multiple emails with the cheating ones.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: And so we've kind of now done this thing where
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I only read the one You've got to go, You've
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: got to go, and Audie reads the cheating ones, and
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: we said, is there any good ones?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a few good ones. Cheating is dangerous, like
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: there's some sketchy shit.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's dangerous, but it could be fucking It's not
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: about the last it's more about the suspense.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: It is funny on our side of things, like each
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: morning we do wake up and then just the email
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: topic sentence is just when you've got to go. It's
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: so normal. I've got the best job ever. Okay, alrighty guys,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: it's that time of the episode where we give you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: an update on if we have been able to get
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: one of our songs on the radio and how have
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: we gone. Well, if you're joining us for the first time,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: this has been about. This is the week three three week,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: three week journey of us trying to get one of
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: our songs on the radio. Here is a little snippet
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: of the song Chalant.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: The sweet Illusion, Your Confusion, don't.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Don't need to be again banger in my opinion, I
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: mean to be fair, I don't.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: That's not the one that's gonna get on the radio though,
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: if any who knows it might mix responses just want
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: like different ones.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a three song EP.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're just one of them.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: And where we left you. Last week was we DMD
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: quite a few radio stations and only really Jimmy and
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: nath got back to us. We have a few more updates,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: but also a few new avenue is where we might
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: be able to get we All we need to do
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: is get our foot in the door. Yeah, and then
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: as soon as we're in there, we're not We're not
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: letting him close the door.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: It's like in a movie when there's a guy at
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: the door that's like trying to apologize to his girl
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: and she goes to close it and he puts his
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: foot in.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't Yeah, that's the radio station. But Jake
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: actually got a bit creative with his methods randomly got
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: a bit creative.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can run us through that first. I was
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: so last week. I was scrolling on TikTok after we
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: recorded last week and I came across a live stream.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Also like Stars Aligned, I never come across live streams.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: They used to push him to my account all the time,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: and then they stopped for some reason. They feel like
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: they stopped as soon as Jason Nash got maybe the
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: monetization went down. They got the podcast back with David
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Dobrick because they were pushing him to me all the time,
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: so annoying. He just as soon as David Dover goes, yeah,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: we're doing views again, just and now she just goes
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: fuck you, TikTok, and TikTok is like, well, shit, now
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: we don't have a live thing to do, but okay. Basically,
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: this live stream got pushed to me and it was
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: a Triple J radio host doing the evening seven till
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: nine pm or something, and there was about one hundred
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: and twenty people in the live pretty good, and I thought, shit,
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: that's just low enough where I could get a few
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: comments in and she'll probably read them.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: So that's what I did.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I screen recorded it and I've air dropped into on
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: his phone and he's going to play it for us.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: And she did acknowledge, but yeah, you'll see what she says.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: It's after this.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: Today is a bit of a like I don't give
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: a fuck day.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I think, and I'm just like Offe, I think, what
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: was it? Tom? I have had a good day.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: It's been fun.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: The hardest.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: Hago was home to see with Rufus. Yeah, they have
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: some good, good picks. They played a CDC, which means
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: that we can't play a c DC Tonight TV Missy
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: and Delta. Oh godati Fred again or some King Stingray.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: I can do King Stingray, but I can't do Fred
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: again unless we're doing with the Bread again, Angie mcmind
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: collab because I can only play Australians yep, Mac, or
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: I am ripping Cohnes back here? Alright, just release an
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: EP relatable podcast. Well, I'll be damned. I need to
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: have a listen to it. Riley, what's up?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: How's the message? Said? So her name is Ash. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: think I remember typing it out and I copy and
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: paste and I.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Said, Ash, we are the Relatables podcast.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: We just released our first EP and we need your
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: help to get it on the radio. And she just
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: disregarded the radio bit and she just said I'll have
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: to listen to that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: That means she's not gonna listen to it, the bitch.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: To be fair, to be fair, our foot has just
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: got in the door. A radio station host just said,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: relatable ZP, I dare say that we have a hair
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: in the door. Yeah, a little pinky tongue. I'm getting there.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I like the attempt though, very creative. So that was
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: my work for a week my work, there's two updates.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: One DM got back to us. Oh really, yeah, it
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: was actually the radio station that is close to us,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Star one A four point five. Let's go that. We
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: just go in there. Yeah, but the it's not really
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a good response, she said. All they said, Star one
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: A four point five said, hi, team, thanks for reaching out.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: This has been shared with our music programming department.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Oh so hey, that means there could be there could
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: be an updates.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I thought that was good, but also does that mean
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: it could get played and we don't even know?
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Like, well, I feel as though we need to have
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: a meeting with the team of I feel what.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: We're going to get. Yeah. I don't just want our
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: music share. I feel like we assume people are like
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: an upcoming artist. Maybe our plans got a few flaws
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: I think we need to set up meetings. Yes, okay,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: but this is where maybe the best lead is. Okay, okay,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: well fuck this, let's go straight to the big dogs, Spotify.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a contact at Spotify. Yeah. So basically
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: we emailed Spotify and told them the whole play campaign,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: everything the three songs, asked them to listen, and they
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: were actually quite impressed. I think more with the campaign
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: because we explained the podcast started Think yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: and they said it was a really good campaign idea. Yes,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: And they said I can try and help get it
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: on the radio through connections because we work with major
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: networks mostly Listener, AI N and ABC ABC that's tibile J. Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: So we said absolutely, I said, I actually even said,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: all we need to do is get our foot in
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the door. Then I think we can make this happen.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So now you guys are up to date. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: So we've got a little bit of a connection. Spotify
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: is going to do a bit of groundwork for us,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: which I think coming from them is better rather than
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: these two. We should have gone straight to the big
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: dog up and coming ours see stone A four point
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: five didn't take us seriously.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: We should have gone straight to the big dogs and
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: stopped being like us in the d MS of the
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: radio stations. Even though we have a fair few follow
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: it seems.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Needy, We doesn't seem need Yeah, and like we're begging, yeah,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: straight to Spotify vouching for us. Yeah, these stations are
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: going to go obviously. Yeah, So I got high hopes
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: that the journey we're learning how to get.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope I'm putting out here right now. If
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: this round of songs, if this EP does not make
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: it on the radio, if we fail, how many weeks
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: are we giving ourselves?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Right? Week three?
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Because it could go forever five or six six, We'll
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: go six six, We'll go to six weeks.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: If it fails, we put our heads together, we write
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: another song. Yeah, speaking of one song, yeah, okay, but
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: we put you we need to write the next big
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: TikTok blow up pop yeah, think of bencing boom, all
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: that type of stuff. Okay, so that's what we'll do
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: and we'll have another crack at it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I reckon Uzy Woozy could be in there or something.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Radio stations making me feel oozy?
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Mate, will we We got ideas, Yeah, we've got ideas.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: So that'll be the next thing. But we don't fail.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: We digress.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: We've got six weeks. We shouldn't think about failure. Yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: that's not gonna happen.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Not going to need to have optimism, Yeah yeah, yeah, Jake,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: We're in a very lucky position where we get a
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: unique insight to see how men are I don't know,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: portrayed in society. And if you could use one word
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: to describe men in this modern age, what would it be?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: What I get one word to describe men in the
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: modern age. I'm gonna take a second and think about
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: this one.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Hmmm.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: I know what word you want me to say?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of a better one. I'm gonna
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: have to say immature.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: We have a connection there, man. It is time for
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I g question of the week, think of another between
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: one and ten seven.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, I got scared, bro, I was like, what are
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: you doing?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: The ig question of the week is what do immature
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: men say when they're scared of commitment? So we are
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: about to learn a thing or two, but also hopefully
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: put men in their place and stop these When I
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: was getting these these are terrible. Stop these things being said.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: A few classics in there, a lot of classics. Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I think as time has progressed, men have communicated what
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: has worked and what hasn't worked. Is it kind of
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: just like bullshit things men say to get out of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: any type of commitment, or like as soon as guys
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: just get scared, as soon as they're about to like
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: date or have any type of commitment eighty.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: I can't argue with that.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I've been there, I'm gonna start yeah, same, but I've
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: been immature. Yeah, we just got that frontal lobe development.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're nearly there, don't. Well, lucky, I'm developing now, Lucky.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Some men never get it. Some men never get it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: What's it is it called? You're is the saying sexy? Yeah?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Beautiful? A man of a man before many talents before
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: his years or something? Is that? Maybe?
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: So maybe a front of load is developed a man
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: before his years many talents?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Many? Oh honey? So what do immature men say
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: when they're scared of commitment? Let's not ruin this with
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a title? OI, okay, labels are so outdated. Out date label.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I have another one that's to do with titles. Titles
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: don't matter if we know how we feel about each other.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: It's just so much bullshit. It's terrible. Oh my god.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: So the last girlfriend I had before beth Ah I
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: was so I started dating her. We started seeing each
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: other only probably like three months before the girlfriend I
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: had before that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Was it that quick?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I think it was only about three minutes and.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Time after that first one? Yeah, it was.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: It was three months and maybe four It wasn't long,
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: basically three four months, same thing, and I knew I
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: want I I just, you know, in my head was
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: saying that she's my girlfriend.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: And then I was at a party.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: I think I've said this on the podcast and one
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: of her friends asked when I was going to ask
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: her out? And I said, do I do I need.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: To do that?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, do I need to do that? And
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: then I said.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And so I did
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: it in the shittest way. And then growing up and
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: I guess maturing a bit and thinking it's not that
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: hard to say, will you be my girlfriend? I just
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: can't look back and think, yeah, that's true.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: What did you do again?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: I just I think I just asked her. I said,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: would you like to like have a date? That would
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: be our anniversary? So and she goes like, sorry, you
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: asked me to be a girlfriend.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I guess how old was I? I would have been
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: about nineteen taking all the best things about.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I was nineteen.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Will you hanging out of us yet? Not really? Or
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you were just a little bit a little bit? Yeah,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: you still have that other friendship group?
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: I was still Yeah, JJ was I was still just
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: like good friends with JJ and the mutual between our
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: friendly mutual between everyone, Yeah, the mutual between for some reason,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: every single person on the planet.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Okay, So what do immature men say
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: when they're scared of commitment? I thought we were just
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: having fun? That is a common one, relatable.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought we were just having fun.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to change this too.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: What what do men say when they're trying to crush
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: your dreams?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Can we just see what happens? I'm actually I've figured
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: out what all these mean. They're all like things to
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: try and keep having sex. Yeah, but not have any commitment.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: That's all it is. Yeah, they just want sex is
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: having fun. In fact, what do immature men say when
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: they're scared of commitment? We should just see where life
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: takes us. That's like saying let's go with the flow. Yeah,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I have one that says, let's just go with terrible.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, honestly, I've got some just shiit ones. Okay, this
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: one's a what would you call it? Not victim blaming?
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Oh no, just playing the victim? Just be called just
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: playing the victim. What do immature men say when they're
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: scared of commitment. I've been hurt before. Oh.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I saw a few of them talk about playing the victim.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: One of the girl gave a response like in her
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: question and it was sorry for the language, fuck off, cunt.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I saw one that I didn't choose. I should have chosen.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: It's funny and it was.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: So like the guy said to her, you deserve better,
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: and so she said to him, be better then.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Literally, it's like something I don't want to try. Yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: legit is, it's I don't want to try. Yeah, oh
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: my god, all right, what do immature men say that?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: A scared commitment? I see a future with you, just
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: not right now. Again, that's insane. It kind of doesn't
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: mean anything.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: That you're That is the definition of Is that bread crumbing?
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: That's that's the definition of bread crumbing?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, giving it just enough so they stay around.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, oh he he says, he sees it.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: The dilemma last week was we didn't say it. I
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: love you, but I'm not in loving bread crumbing. We
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: need to use that. Definitely. Girls are duck just.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: Because they got fat asses. I'm telling the baddies. I
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: know the baddies are.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: Fucking yeah, dumped up, dumped up, bro, dump trot the
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: men too, if there is anything.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, what do immature men say when they're scared of commitment?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Jesus is calling me to a season of singleness.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus, don't bring him into this talking about shifting, blame,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: shifting blame. You know, you know in Monopoly, when you
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: get like you got to go to jail for like
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: three rounds and then you have a card and it's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: like get out of jail free card. That's what these
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: men think they're playing. Yeah, it's not working.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Men are out here just playing monopoly.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not very good at it though. They've got
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: all like the brown ones at the start, which are
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: like basically free. None of this mayfair bullshit. That's when girls.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Aren't building hotels men.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I'm building hotels. They're just paying rent, that's what they're doing.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of these ones, and I think
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: these ones boil the blood the most. What do immature
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: men say when they're scared of commitment? I got a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: lot going on at the moment. Yeah, just busy. I'm
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: just busy. Busy.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: What I got work, that's forty hours?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got mates that works my gym too.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: I got well, I saw so many that said, I'm
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: just too busy right now.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I've got work that's thirty eight forty hours, I've.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Got my mates, and I got footy.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I just don't know when I'm going to have time
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: what I think.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: It's also just a thing of men again don't want
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: to be so that they want this reason right, so
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: they want this thing where they need to be able
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: to say something that makes it so. It's just all
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: good in the sense of, oh, I didn't just tell
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: her I don't actually want to be with her. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: could never say that I have one.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: At the end, it's I can't type out all the
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: bs I've been told. Real men have no problems saying
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: they're not interested exactly. That's all you have to do.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I'm soorry, I'm just not interested. It's admirable to say
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: that too.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, fuck, it's just it's.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: An interesting thing. It's like, yeah, we these filler words
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: because we're trying to like protect their feelings, when in
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: reality it is breadcrumbing them and leading them on just
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: so you have that little little bit of a connection still,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: so you can call them up and say you want
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: to have.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Sex, legit, And again it's just things like you know
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: you're too good for me.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Or I got one here. Ah, I'm really enjoying getting
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: to know you.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: That's like what someone would say when say she says
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: to him, you know, what are we?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Where do you see this going?
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Get out Jeffrey times, Oh, I'm really enjoying getting to
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: know you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: What That doesn't answer my question in the slightest.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the man's probably said that six months in facts,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: it's been a year, but it's been a year.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: You gave me a key to your house once.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: What do immature men say that are scared a commitment?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I need to concentrate on me and have some alone time.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Fuck, bro, that is the worst thing because it's again,
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: how dare you then say like you can't be like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: oh my god, you led me on, you breadcrumbed me
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: because it's Hey, I'm trying to work on me.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: You can't get mad at me for working on me.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: That's insane. You should have figured that out before you
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: DM me and us to go on a date. Facts.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, simple, he's the one that's kind of like that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I'm in a stage of self discovery.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I got my life is a mess right now.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: It's just always gonna be. Oh, this one's fucked. What
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: two immature men say when they're scared of commitment. You
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: needing surgery is just really hard for me right now?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Wait what Wait? He's just gonna go so soon as.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: You needing surgery is just really hard for me right now.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that one is so dumb. I've heard
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: stories like that before. As soon as like they need
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: that little bit of like someone to lean on when
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: they're going through fucking surgery. They disappeared about this one.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go again. Can't we just live our
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: own lives and be happy when we're together?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Bread coming, bread comminge?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: When I decide that we get to see each other,
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: can't we just be happier? Then that's audacity, and then
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: just live our own lives. Otherwise that's a definition of audacity.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: A where do men find the audacity? I have a
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: funny story about audacity. Actually, I went and watched my
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: cousin's high Rocks on the weekend, like mental we were
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: leaving it though, and a guy I did see one
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: couple recognized me that and they were super nice, and
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: I was leaving and this guy looks at me and
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: he goes, bro, why do I recognize you?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: It's like what He's like, why do I? And I was,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: and I kind of was.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, you're asking me.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I was I don't want to feed it
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: But I was like, maybe TikTok and he goes, yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: yeah yeah. And then I get home and I had
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: a message in my request on Instagram and he goes,
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: oh my god, I can't believe I just said you today.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Why do I know you?
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: And he goes, I don't know where I had the audacity,
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: but I hope you had a good day.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: And I was like, hey, this guy is unaccountable, okay,
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: And it's funny because he goes, I don't know where
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: I have found.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: That is funny. I thought I was going to go
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the other way. Yeah, but he goes, why do I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: know you? You just I don't know that's happened before.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: It's tired, because it's not like we want to go
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a podcast. Yeah I know have a podcast. I actually
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: have a podcast. You've probably seen my podcast. Oh you've
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: probably seen me on the interwere you should you should
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: be one of those dudes with audacity and be like, oh,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: it's probably from my nine hundred thousand followers. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: and show him probably from this man. You know, it's
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: a full time gig, full buy a badge, pull up
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: your portfolio. It's probably one of these things. I'm gonna
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy a hat that says, yes I am
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that guy. Come stay high, Come say I got one more?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: What do immature men say that a scared of commitment?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Let's keep this on the DL.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: That's crazy, Let's keep us on the download because I'm embarrassed.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've always said, like, for some reason when we're
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: growing up, people used to say, who had sex? Let
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: let's just keep this between us. Let's keep this on
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the d L. What's for the don't kiss and tell thing? Yeah,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And if you want to have sex with someone and
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: say that, don't have fucking sex with them, own it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm just trying to think of me proud if
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: I had a one night stand with a someone of
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: the female agenda and the next morning they said, hohld, look,
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: can we just keep some down like I'd.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm sure, but also am I that? Yeah? That's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: for the people who think with their downstairs, I reckon yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: and then the next morning they're regretting it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: I don't think i've actually I haven't said to someone.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Can we keep something down? Why I haven't. I've always
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: thought that was weird. Yeah, it's like I'm a shamed
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: that of what I just did. Like gus, I got lucky,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, like obviously don't go and kiss and
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: tell everyone I like walking back, Yeah I just smashed
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: some and so yeah yeah yeah, yeah, but your mates
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: just be like, yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's wrong with doing something that you made a
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: choice to do it? And then when someone asks you
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: say no, no, no, no, I won't kiss.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's no confusing. Yeah, it's kind of like it's
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: almost like you cheated.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: It gets reminiscent of someone that would ask let's keep
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: us on the d L. Is someone that is cheating
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: on a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Yeah, but that's what
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: I would think of when when you're fully single and
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: just out having fun and you ask someone to keep
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: it on the d L.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Why. We have one mate who used to always do it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was because he did it though, because he
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: was like talking to a girl. I don't think she
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: really knew they were talking, so he would tell me
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: that they're talking and then don't tell anyone, but because
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: if it got back to her, she'd probably run. Yeah.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Also, what was with when we were a bit younger
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: and we would start talking to someone in a so
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: we're talking about the other week? How we call it tuning,
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: But now it's just you know, we're talking. When you
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: start talking to someone where you know, it's a bit
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: of romance involved in the sense that you have feelings
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: for them, you have a little crush, you want take
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: them on a date. I remember when we were younger
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: at school, maybe you'd bring your.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Best mate aside. You know, I'm talking to blah blah blah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: But gep on, why why I keep it from DL
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: In that whole era, I had a girlfriend and I
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: couldn't even talk to at lunch because I was too scarce.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I remember having a girlfriend in year six.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: And before we before I asked her to be my girlfriend,
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: I was we would message on kick kick, we'd message
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: on kick and then I don't know, and then we
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: at school would always talk and then.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: One day ask her to be my girlfriend. Didn't say
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: a word to her in person since for three months.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: I didn't say a word to her in person.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I remember my year six girlfriend, I didn't talk to
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: her either, and it was Easter and I bought her
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: an Easter bunny, but I didn't have the balls to
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: talk to her, so I just dropped it on her
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: bag and then ran away. What time the girlfriend had
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: your six? One time we.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Both went out to check out backpack or something for
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: a book maybe, and so there's no one else out
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: in the hall, and it was it was a situation
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: where you know, we're boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriend and girlfriend
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: in quotations, but we looked at each other and just thought, fuck,
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: we actually have to talk right now. So I just
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: remember she just goes, oh, hey, and I was like hey,
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: and then she just walked back into class and I
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: was like, this is the best day ever. And then
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: one time, I remember in year six, there was a
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: couple couple, a couple couples, and a couple of them
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: would have a cheeky little first kiss, like a little
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: pack and.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: There was a whole crowd around here. Yeah, at like lunch.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: And then one time me and my girlfriend were in
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: the same area and someone goes like, why don't you
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: guys do it and someone goes, why don't you just
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: at least hug?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is going on? And
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, yeah, I could give them my hugs.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: You came out, gave me a hug, just like walked
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: back to the other side of the circle.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on right now?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Thinking back on it is hilarious.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I remember in year seven I had that scenario too,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: where I was dating a girl. Everyone's like kiss. Yeah,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: like we're in a fight. But what in the world
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: do you go through? You know what it's like. Now
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: they probably just like message each other. They probably don't
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: even like communicate at lunch, but we I didn't, who knows,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: who knows?
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Very funny, it's probably so different.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: What a time to be alive. I feel old batties.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Before we get into dilemmas.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I just have something to say.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: We're looking pretty bloody close to doing a live show
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: right about now.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are kind of like turning up too much.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are trying to go quicker than we anticipated.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Chill out a little bit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, make it quicker, is what I'm trying
• 48:01
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• 48:05
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• 48:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe hopefully anyway, the description links in
• 48:10
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• 48:13
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• 48:20
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• 48:22
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• 48:24
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• 48:30
  Speaker 5: So if you go do it all through the website,
• 48:31
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• 48:34
  Speaker 5: if you've got a thousand paid members by the end
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: of the year or just whenever we get it, we're
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: doing a live show, but the free version if you're
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: a little tight on coin. If we get ten thousand
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: reviews on Spotify, hope preferably five stars.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you If you feel like the show doesn't
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: deserve it, then whatever, say it with full chest. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: But if we get ten thousand reviews, we'll also do
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: a live show so which everyone comes.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: First care and the thousand members looks like it might
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: become Well, yesterday we had I think seven hundred and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: thirty paid members, and then this morning Oddie sent me
• 49:03
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• 49:06
  Speaker 1: We might have to start planning. That's crazy, yer, But also,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: we love you all. We love you.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, time for dilemmas. This is titled should I confess
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: my feelings to my guy? Best friend?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I've known him?
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: No, I've known him for close to two years. We
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: met a friend, so we met at a friend's dinner
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: party where I got really sick and ended up in
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: the er, and he stayed with me the entire time.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: We became instant friends, but initially hung out as a trio.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Eventually we started hanging out alone. He'd picked me up
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: from my apartment every day and we'd walk to university together,
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: go on nightly strolls that would last hours, and just
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: hang out. At this point, I didn't like him, and
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: I didn't think he liked me. His ex girlfriend, who
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: cheated on him, was close with some of my friends.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: He was quite messed up from that entire experience. Four
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: months ago, out of nowhere, he ghosts our entire friend group.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: To say I was devastated was an understatement. I cried
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: for days, but eventually got over it. At this point,
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: I realized that I liked him and just buried the
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: feelings because I was so hurt over how he basically
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: just blocked me everywhere. My friends and I started calling
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: him worm Tail because well, he's a traitor like Peter Pettigrew.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: About a month ago, I found out from our mutual
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: friend that he asked her if I had feelings for him,
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: and she told him no without even asking me. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: was upset all over again, and I'm considering confessing because
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: another guy friend of mine made me realize that our
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: relationship was never platonic. He said, no guy wakes up
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: an hour early to walk to UNI with just anyone
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: nor reads one hundred and fifty thousand words of Draco
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: and Malfoy slash Hermione fan fiction for their girl best
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: friend facts. Wait, why is Draco and I guess it's.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: A fan fiction? Who cares?
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Draco and Hermione wouldn't never have sex our schedule it's
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: too hot ones. Our schedule changed, and now we have
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: rotations together. We're both third year med students, and I'm
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: spending hours with him every day and he's acting like
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: he didn't ghost me for four months and nothing happened.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: He wants to go on walks again and talk about sopranos,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: like nothing happened. Should I confess I like him? And
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: if so, how do I do that? Because I've only
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: ever had men approach me, not the other way around.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Sorry for the rant, but this is legit driving me
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: crazy and I can't focus on my exams. I love
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: the pod and we'd love to hear guy's opinion. We
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: love a confession. Little do you guys know that was
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: not just a dilemma but also a confession.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Girls and guys can never just be best friends. Yeah. Ever,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: and this guy has ghosted you because I bet he
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: was falling more and more in love with you but
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: didn't feel like you felt the same way. So the
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: best thing for him to do was take a step away.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: He was too scared, and you were also too scared
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: to say anything, so you're in the same boat. The
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: answer is simple, Tell this man that you want to
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: fall deeply in love with him, Go and make it
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: like a movie. Yeah, it's right there for you both
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to take. It will be the best story ever. It happened.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: She said, like, how do I do it. You should
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: go up to him. Yeah, okay, we're in med schools
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: were he's smart, lab coats on.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Graz a grazing out of me hard. I never really
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: watched that show, but I know it's just doctors doing
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: surgery and then fucking yeah, do something great out of me.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You're just in the lab with him, dissecting a rat
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: or whatever you do, and then you walk out, grab
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: his hand, pull him around and be like, James, I've
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: liked you this whole time. And she'll be like, no
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: one's going to do this. What was this crazy? So
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: like a fucking movie that wouldn't even happen in a movie.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: You can go to like his apartment especial rocks at
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: the window or some shit, and with like with a
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: speaker over your head.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, he was going to say,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: in front of everyone, just fucking grab his hand and
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: spin him around while they're horny. After dissecting the rats,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: you said, I'm just connecting all the dots. You said,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Gray's anatomy, They fucking do some surgeries, and then they
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: have sex. I just said those three things, and now
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you're saying what you were meant to go with me,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: James was gonna say, I should have called him Draco,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: but let's call him Draco. Was going to be like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: she just grabbed his hand in back, Commione, I like
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: you do. Let's do something with Harry Potter.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Well, he's the one that read you one hundred and
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: fifty thousand words thing crazy. By the way, it's a
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: lot of words. One hundred and fifty thousand words of
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Draco and Hermione fan fiction. How do you loop this in?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: What a spell? Or look up if he knows look
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: up for spell? Then make someone fall in love with
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you on Harry Potter and then say it to him
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: with a Wand that's funny.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: My next thing is how far is his apartment from
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: your apartment? If it's not far, all right, fat, shut
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: the fucker.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, is what you do? Okay? This could be
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: absolutely insane, but it's funny.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: You go, Okay, he's just walking at this point in time.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell it in this order, so so
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I don't give it away to you either. So you're
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: at home right now, Okay. So he walks in his
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: door and he sees on his bed. I don't know
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: how you got it in there. Figure it out.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: You got to get it into his room.
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Basically, he sees a note and a Draco Malfoy costume. Okay,
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: and the note says, I don't know, come get hermione,
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: big boy, and then your address and he knows you're
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: just anyway, but whatever.
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: And then you're at your house dressed up as hermione
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: and he just comes indoor AM's open, bro.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: And you, guys, we don't have to tell you the spells.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: He's got one. He says some spell like get on
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: your knees or something I don't know. And then and
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: then if he doesn't come, go back to his house.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Expelling dead. Yeah, almost the kill one too.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: I think expelling armis is just like disarm your opponent.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sure disarm the close. But basically tell him without scenarios,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: you could say absolutely anything and it will work, because
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: he's in love with.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: You, girl, and he has the fact that he is
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: just so he ghosted you because it was too hard
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: to talk to you and he was too much of
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: a baby to tell you his feelings.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Right. Well, he didn't think that she liked him back.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no exactly, But now that you have these classes together,
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: it's just all come flooding back, and he wants it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: He can't help the emotions. He wants it to go.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Get it all right, guys. Next dilemma. Hey guys, I
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: just want to say I love the pod and the
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Baddies book Club. You guys are amazing. Thank you very much. Anyways,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: here's my dilemma. I have been with my boyfriend for
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: almost two years in August. I absolutely love him and
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: want to marry him. He's really the guy of my dreams. However,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: didn't use it butt however. Smart About a few months ago,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: he told me he wanted to stop having sex with me.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I was super confused because he never really had any
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: issues with it before for the entire year and a
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: half we'd been with each other, and he hasn't been
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: acting any different or acting like he doesn't want to
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: be with me. We are planning on moving in soon, too,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: so I asked him why this was the case, and
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: he just said he was scared of me being pregnant
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: and if we live together it would be different. Months
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: go by, and we still do other things together like
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: oral for play and all that other st just not penetration.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Any who. A few weeks ago, he comes to me
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: and tells me he no longer wants to do other
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: stuff with me. He only wants to kiss me, but
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to do anything sexual at all. He's
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: even hesitated to touch me in any way that is
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: in my hands or my waist. And he tells me
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: the reason is because he wants to strengthen his relationship
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: with God, and he feels guilty when he does things
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: with me. He's never been a super godly type person,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: so I don't understand where this is coming from. Only
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: thing we do is like go to church. We aren't
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: super religiously motivated at all. Full stop? Am I an
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: asshole for wanting to sleep with my boyfriend and holding
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: him from, in quotes, strengthening his relationship with God? He
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: told me he wanted to read the Bible and pray more,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: and I have yet to see him pick up the
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Bible even just once. What should I do? Thanks so much?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I hope to hear from you guys. Tough one.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: It's a little hard a because I, I mean, yeah,
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: religious at all, so I don't really know what it's.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Like answer coming from two completely non religious dudes.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Are we considered atheists?
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I guess so I don't actually one. I'm not baptized.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not bad my brother is. I'm not. Damn, you're filthy,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: dirty guy. I'm a Muggle. I muggle.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would mean you're also half wizard. No, muggles
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: are just humans.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I thought all my terminologies were wrong. Yeah, muggles are
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: just humans. Yeah muggle right, yeah you are just We're
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: both just two muggles about to help this baddie out.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't actually know. Okay, side note, this is
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: not I hope there's nothing to do. No similarities in
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: your story. Basically, we have a friend that went through
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: something semi similar where the whole his whole relationship, his
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: girlfriend was part of a religion but didn't practice it
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: strictly right, and then randomly she started talking about wanting
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: to start practicing it more strictly, which would mean no
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: more sex, you know, waiting till marriage and type stuff
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Turn Out she was cheating on him the whole time.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: It's fucking heavy. Yeah, I I hope that it's doesn't.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: That's not what's happening, obviously, But because you know, you
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: know your boyfriend better than we do, because we don't
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: know him at all.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to say there's something in he hasn't
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: picked up the Bible, Like why go to the fullest
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: extent and say no more sex but he won't even
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: read a few verses every night or something. It is interesting.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd say that this is a situation of how
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: you were saying, you know you love him, you want
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: you want this to be the man you marry.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I think you just have to sit down and have
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: a chat with him, like, okay, start of the relationship,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: this was the case.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And to be fair, you probably didn't if you
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: didn't know at the time that you want to strengthen
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: your relationship with God. That's cool. Now we need to
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: have a serious chat about this, all right, because this
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: is a massive change. There's going to be sacrifices that
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: need to be made or we're gonna have to fucking
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: go our separate ways exactly.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: And for you, like, you can respect his decision, but
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: also it's completely fair that you leave because of this.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: If you want to, you're gonna put yourself first. Yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: And like it's completely up to him what he does
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and honorable what he's doing. But also people are allowed
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: to change, so what he's doing is completely fine. I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: guess this needs to be more of a more communication
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: and sit down and make the decision. Then you also
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: have to make the decision do you want to be
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: celibate until marriage? Completely fine? If you don't, it's not
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: your decision to be re You're not your relationship with
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: God exactly. It's his journey. And like you went into
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: it together having sex, so that's what you thought you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: were going to get out of it. And it's weird
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: when you add sex into this situation. It sort of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: sounds slightly shallow, I guess, But also who cares? Sex
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: is fine, it's the fundamentals of a relationship.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's shallow when you go from having
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: sex to someone saying I don't want to do it
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: toil marriage now, sorry, I want to strengthen my relationship
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: with God.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Also strengthening your relationship with God.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: All the stories that I've heard about God is that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: he seems to be pretty unforgiving for some reason, and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know why, but I could be wrong again
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: and not really just but for some reason. The vibe
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: I get is that he is unforgiving and that all
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: of his priests are also unforgiving. So if you've had
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: sex now, you're.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Too far gone. True. I could be wrong again, but
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: that's the vibe I get. Also, send me bad talking
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: about vibes, send me bad vibe. He firstly said, I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: don't want to impregnate you. Pregnate, impregnate you, impregnate, impregnate you.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: And then he said the god thing, is there something
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: else going on? I don't know something's going on. Yeah,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you just need to get the truth out of him. Simply.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: The answer is have the conversation. You can respect what
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: he's doing move on, or respect what you're doing and
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: be by his side. Both are solutions that no one
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: would judge you for.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just put yourself first. Yeah, I'll forget that,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: all right, baddies. Before we end the episode, we both
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: really just want to thank everyone for the support recently.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: It's been going amazingly. It's been awesome, absolutely awesome. And
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: right now we're going to read out some comments. So
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: if you want to get your comment read, all you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: have to do is comment below, and we picked them
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: randomly every single week. I've got one from Clara. You
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: guys are awesome. As an American, I love hearing about
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: your life in Australia. I discovered you a week ago,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: go and have binged twenty episodes already.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I hope you get this song on the radio. Let's go,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: thank you. I'll got one from Serene's Life.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: They gave a time stamp thirty four sorry, thirty two
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: minutes forty seconds. And that was when I said Hill
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: was willing to die on people that say expresso instead
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: of espresso. They said, people who say et cetera instead
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: of etcetera, and then Audi two minutes later said etc.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Can you say it's etcetera? Say buried the way you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: just said it? No, you said how you'd say it.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and I'm going to bury.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: You say you say Berry a very name.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: Yea.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I swear you just said it like that though.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, I got another good one here, Hill, I'm willing
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: to die on. This is someone commenting from Kiara. By
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: the way, Kiara burn Hill.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to die on.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: It's Rice and not Reese for Resand she says riceand
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: not resand someone goes, must be a lonely Hill because
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: it's definitely Resand.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Sorry, girl, I got one from Emma. I've been listening
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: to your songs multiple times a day since they were released.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: No Way, let's go.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Last one from Martha Marcha is grinded up tea leaves
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: for the most part. Ask them to sweeten it with honey.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: If it's not pre sweetened, how about no.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Basically tip but still taste with some money in it.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I had one here. No Marcha is so healthy and young.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Nor it's time to call one of the badies. If
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you want to sign off one of these episodes, all
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: you have to do is it's pinned in the description,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: fill it out, and we call one of you randomly.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Today we're calling Violet. Let's go be on a break
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: your violets. Hi, Hi, Violet, it's already And Jake from
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the Rolados podcast, how are you going?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, let's go, Violet.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: I have been waiting for this.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Have you been sitting next to the phone since you've submitted?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: You actually got in because you've done it as double submit.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you did that on purpose, but
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: it's planned to your advance. I was like, she's keen,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: she's going to pick up. Oh my god, But Violet,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: we would like to ask if you could please sign
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: off the episode. You can do it in any way
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: you see fit. You can say stay bad, some advice,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: you can roast Jake, roast me, whatever you want to do.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: The floor is yours.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: I'm signing off. Can I say, like a song.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: That everyone should listen to after?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, everyone needs to listen to I love it.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: It's the song of the week. It's so good bye
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Charli x x X. I wish you could play it
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: on him, but we're not allowed. We'll play it on Patriot.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Thanks so much, Violet.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: Have a good day.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you guys.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Bye bye, but stay back. Guys. We love you.