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Matthew Stafford vs. Sam Darnold, Drake Maye vs. Jarrett Stidham | Bulletin Board Material, Ep. 10 · Bleacher Report

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're seriously telling me you've never done it.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Even I've done it.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: It's scary at first, but it feels amazing. With just
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: one push, I was able to get it done.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Look, I know I'm young, but I think I'm ready
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: to go all the way to the end of the dance.
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: Good morning, kay, Brad. Here today's announcements. The Big Dance
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: is this weekend. Reminder, no pressure to make this to
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: find your entire year.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: Ah okay, the dance defines your entire life.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Kid.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: When at the end of the night it's just you
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: and that special someone one on one, you can finally
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: stop searching for validation.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: So you're finally graduating this year.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: That's actually incredibly rude. You cannot ask people that good.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Luck on your book? Are born today?
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Actually, this book is better than everyone is giving it
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  Speaker 2: credit for.
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  Speaker 3: I know everyone thought the book was gonna be bad
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: because it didn't start out well, but it's actually gotten
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: much better and like people used to like the book,
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: So maybe get the book another chance.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: The Catcher and the Rise about a mobiy dude who
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: travels around in search of happiness. I cannot relate.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: If you're feeling down, please speak out.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: I have nothing to live for anymore. I'n come back
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: to our PGA classes.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: That'll be five million dollars. Stand it. You need to
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: stop hyper extending yourselves Chess club and dumpline French I
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: thinks welcome cities, orse orse orse horse money. O my knee.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Patches a mush.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, that's great, buddy. Reminder, take you to the dance
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  Speaker 3: will mostly go to upperclassmen.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: No one draws a fax like my guy. You sophomores
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: looking for fakes. I made Caleb here look like a professional.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: I guess we have no choice but to roll with that. Okay,
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: and don't get caught in the pocket with that. And
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: here's mister mays. Yeah, I think I'm good.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: And good luck to those taking their first big death
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: of the semester. Please be quiet.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: Current test for students looking to drance the classes apparently
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: it's open good season.
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  Speaker 1: I just want whatever classes bone next to you.
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  Speaker 2: I want to choose a class that pisses everyone off.
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  Speaker 2: I want the class that lets me decide the answers.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: Is that what's ask? I think the three of us
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  Speaker 2: will ever interact on this show again.
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: Manchester United is hosting a lemonade stand to raise funds
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: and they're out of cup. Maclin CELEBRENI please stop doing
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: all the work in the group roget I don't mind.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, Mackeln, I need more patches. Now, enjoy even dance.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: This hurts me more than you. But I cannot let
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  Speaker 2: you in.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I go, you know, let me, let me dance.
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: This dance used to meet something.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Blow into this. I don't blow anymore.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I don't recognize my school. You're gonna give
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: me some.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about this cup. I'm thinking about the
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: next one.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: Just give me the cup.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Gentlemen, gentlemen, hold your fist like this. If you're a
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: hit someone, and that's why I'm one of the longest
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: hen you're chaperone, cattle, no spiking the punch.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't know you were chaperone.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: I'm here with my day's.
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: Last one goes out to those destined to be remembered
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: together forever.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: And at the end of the night, it's just you
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: and that special someone who I guess is currently favored
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: to be Sam Darnld. Should we dance? No, it should
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: be me you you? I think it'll be Yeah. I
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: could just go.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: A couple more things. Please clean up after yourselves.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: We have no butler.
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: Alex Honnold is free soloing the school this evening. It
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: will start as a live stream and end as is
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: still a live stream and no phones during school. Oh,
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: is that your excuse for not texting me Baker for
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: the last time.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: It's a two way stream.