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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It is time for Peyton's predictions for horoscopes paint.
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  Speaker 2: What do you got?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of people went back to school yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Lots of people are coming back in the next few weeks,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm kind of letting you know how you are
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  Speaker 4: when it comes to back to school shopping.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of energy do you bring?
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  Speaker 4: Also, if it's your birthday today, we are in cancer
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  Speaker 4: season and you share a birthday with Will Ferrell.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Hawk, Netflix, that's so great. Krishna, are you a cancer?
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 1: My birthday's actually tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I love that. Okay, so for my cancers.
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  Speaker 4: When it comes to you, guys and going back to
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  Speaker 4: school shopping, you are a sweet, hyper sensitive person who
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  Speaker 4: instantly treats a basic pickup line like a slow.
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  Speaker 3: Motion romance movie.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna pullush, look down at your shoes, all cute,
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  Speaker 4: and secretly start planning your matching outfits in your head.
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  Speaker 3: You already know you're you're the ruler of the school.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, all right, Christia, We'll have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. This is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: All right, your bed, bye bye.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you get like a little trauma trigger whenever somebody
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  Speaker 6: says back to school still from when you were a.
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  Speaker 1: Kid, I'd definitely get into memories of back to school shopping.
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  Speaker 2: Marcia, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning? My sign it Gemini.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So for my geminis.
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  Speaker 4: When it comes to you guys and back to school shopping,
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  Speaker 4: your brain starts vibrating a mile a minute. The second
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  Speaker 4: that you see gelpens, you're gonna grab twelve different multi
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  Speaker 4: colored packs, lose your cart twice because you got distracted
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  Speaker 4: talking to a classmate, and you're gonna leave the store
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  Speaker 4: with way too much glitter, glue and zero paper.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, Oh my god, what was that?
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  Speaker 5: I'm so sure.
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  Speaker 6: Screaming bansheet going right by you.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, this is what I have to deal with every day.
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  Speaker 2: What city? What city?
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  Speaker 5: You don't worry about? That's so thank you? And yes
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  Speaker 5: that was on points.
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  Speaker 2: But what city are you in, Marcia?
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  Speaker 5: I'm in Uh, it's going to be considered a small city,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm in Manchester, New Hampshire, and I have to
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  Speaker 5: listen to you guys on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a twenty year plus fan, so come with me everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: I guess there must be somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody must have rolled through a stop sign and someone.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, I live on a super Bisney street.
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  Speaker 5: That was the garbage truck that just came by.
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  Speaker 1: But we can call you.
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  Speaker 2: We can call you guys one day and.
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  Speaker 5: Just let you listen to the cars that drive by
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  Speaker 5: my house. Because everybody thinks their radio should be top
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  Speaker 5: based decibels whatever, and everyone wants to listen to their music.
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  Speaker 2: So that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Marcia, all right, thanks for listening. Really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you you too. So just like Marsha, you can hear.
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich on demand. All right, what else
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  Speaker 1: we got pain? Who else we got to do? Libras?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Kyle for our libras.
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  Speaker 4: When it comes to you and back to school shopping,
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  Speaker 4: you enter this hilarious psychological crisis trying to make your
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  Speaker 4: esthetic choices.
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  Speaker 3: You will stand in the aisle for an hour trying to.
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  Speaker 4: Decide if past out pink or sage green better represents
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  Speaker 4: your people pleasing soul. You are desperately texting your group
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  Speaker 4: chat pictures for approval.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I do take a really long time to decide facts.
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  Speaker 2: How about pisces?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, rich, you are so heavily disassociated with the fact
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  Speaker 4: that you're going back to school that you actually just
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  Speaker 4: wander into like the toy aisle and get lost. You're
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  Speaker 4: gonna end up buying scented stickers and bubble machines. You're
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  Speaker 4: entirely forgetting the actual backpack that you actually came from.
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  Speaker 6: That's true. I mean that's true with every day shopping too.
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  Speaker 6: I get set for groceries and I come back with
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  Speaker 6: whatever I want.
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  Speaker 3: You just wonder how about you paying Leo's Yeah, Leo's.
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  Speaker 4: We treat the shopping run like it's a pre show
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  Speaker 4: fitting for a main character ego. We are going to
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  Speaker 4: completely ignore the supply list and focus solely on curating
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  Speaker 4: our locker wall paper. In our first day of outfit
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  Speaker 4: picture and we were texting our friends to make sure
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  Speaker 4: that we're not wearing the same colors.
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  Speaker 2: M h And how about John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: You're that brilliant mastermind who has your week's.
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  Speaker 2: You are the brilliant mastermind. That's all we have for today.
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  Speaker 4: You ring your list, you coin prepared with the things
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  Speaker 4: that you need, but you kind of have these cold
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  Speaker 4: judging eyes for everyone else.
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  Speaker 3: That school of shopping and you're in sewer.
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  Speaker 4: You're ensuring that your entire academic year is going to
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  Speaker 4: be organized with scientific precision.
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  Speaker 3: You're locked down.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when we went back to school shopping, especially for clothes,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't say I hated it, but I liked when
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  Speaker 1: I would get the four holders and pencils and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And I always felt like I would start
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  Speaker 1: the season off like all awesome, yeah, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: then and with the clothes, by the way, my mom
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  Speaker 1: would take me to sears and we buy these this
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  Speaker 1: brand of jeans called tough Skins, And you know the shirt.
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  Speaker 1: You know how shirts have like a like a polo
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  Speaker 1: logo or a little logo.
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  Speaker 2: My shirts had witted a poo on them. And I
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  Speaker 2: would go to.
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  Speaker 1: School like, oh we get beat up kick in mind.
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  Speaker 2: I was nineteen.
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  Speaker 4: I actually kind of had like a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: struggle with back to school shopping when I would go
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  Speaker 4: with my mom. But because my mom was so like
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  Speaker 4: picky about what we would wear, so like, do you
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  Speaker 4: guys remember those Bobby Jack shirts with like the monkey
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  Speaker 4: and who woul blow the big bubbles? And they were
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  Speaker 4: like super popular. She would like, not let me wear
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  Speaker 4: those shirts. Shirts with like labels across the chest, Hollister, ABERCOMI.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the only ones that I could wear if
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  Speaker 3: it was like the Bobby Jack or like a cartoon.
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  Speaker 3: My mom was like, you can't wear that, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I just want to be like a normal kid.
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  Speaker 2: You go, but you were.
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  Speaker 1: Still only aware to allow allowed to wear name brand clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Though we went to middle I'd post and ourself was like.
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  Speaker 4: Work, I don't want to like she was so boogie
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  Speaker 4: unnecessarily and it kind of ruined my school shopping experience.
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  Speaker 3: Let me be like a normal kid, please.
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  Speaker 1: Our shoes were at Kmart. They were tied together in
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  Speaker 1: a Bina.
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  Speaker 6: Did you have the four stripes? You try to take
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  Speaker 6: it because they weren't quite a Didas, but they had
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  Speaker 6: four stripes. I'd take off the four stripe to make
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  Speaker 6: it look like an Adidas.
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  Speaker 2: I never did.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't care about that. In fact, here's something terrible.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I got. This is when I realized
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  Speaker 1: I needed to change the dressing. That I would wear
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  Speaker 1: pair of jeans wranglers. And my dad worked at a
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  Speaker 1: restaurant called Sambo's, which is like a Denny's.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly like Denny's.
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  Speaker 1: And so my dad would bring home all this merch
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  Speaker 1: from Sambo's, and I would wear a Sambo's T shirt
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  Speaker 1: to work to school every day, but not the same
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  Speaker 1: sambo shirt, a different one, to the point where people
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  Speaker 1: start calling me Sambo. And I hated it so bad
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  Speaker 1: that I I asked my parents, can I please have
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  Speaker 1: some clothes?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be called Sambo? Yeah? All right,
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