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- 0:00Speaker 1: Have you confessed today, fran Oh? Have I ever?
- 0:05Speaker 2: I mean, I'm here on like a virgin making my confessions.
- 0:08Speaker 1: I was. But what I mean by that is have
- 0:11Speaker 1: you listened to Confessions Too yet today?
- 0:13Speaker 2: Yes, I've streamed my state sanctioned listen of Confessions to
- 0:18Speaker 2: all the way through the twenty twenty sixth album by Madonna,
- 0:22Speaker 2: a fallow up to the two thousand and six album
- 0:24Speaker 2: by Madonna.
- 0:25Speaker 1: I saw a tweet yesterday that was like, oh my god,
- 0:27Speaker 1: I can't go twenty four hours without listening to Confessions Too,
- 0:31Speaker 1: And I was like, honey, I'm listening to it like
- 0:34Speaker 1: in full once every two hours.
- 0:36Speaker 2: You're trying to get the streams up. I don't.
- 0:39Speaker 1: The Madonna stans don't have not be I'm I'm well,
- 0:44Speaker 1: maybe listening to it though, well maybe evidently not. Evidently not,
- 0:48Speaker 1: because the Madonna stans really wanted Madonna to hit.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Number one this weekend and she did not.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Well, I saw that she's I think she's going to
- 0:56Speaker 1: be number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred.
- 1:00Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think pop bass is misreporting that.
- 1:04Speaker 2: I think it's fan far I'm looking shit, it's looking
- 1:08Speaker 2: like she's peaking at number seven. I don't know.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Well, you know, don't matter charts unless unless the person
- 1:15Speaker 1: that you stand is at the top of them.
- 1:17Speaker 2: Exactly. I was gonna say, Okay, So if Madonna released
- 1:23Speaker 2: her like an overwhelming majority of her album campaign and
- 1:28Speaker 2: marketing through Grinder, who is the pop diva that's going
- 1:33Speaker 2: to do her marketing campaign through Sniffy's.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Zar Larson?
- 1:38Speaker 2: Oh my god, Slater.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I mean, I don't because I think it would be
- 1:44Speaker 1: like Zar Larson. There would be something like you staying
- 1:48Speaker 1: up all night because the Midnight Sun.
- 1:51Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I do think. I do think there's a there's a
- 1:57Speaker 1: there's a brand integration there that makes sense.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Nights on After's version plus pus After Remix totally. Yeah.
- 2:05Speaker 2: I literally think that there should be a diva that
- 2:10Speaker 2: works with Sniffies. I think it would be fucking sickening.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Maybe currently, currently I'm the diva working with Sniffy's because
- 2:16Speaker 1: I'm newly converted.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Oh are you? I was. I was curious if you
- 2:20Speaker 2: would share with the class and who converted you to
- 2:24Speaker 2: this this program?
- 2:26Speaker 1: Sniffy's my sister in horniness Toronto. Yeah, I you know,
- 2:34Speaker 1: I uh deleted Grinder recently. Because I was like, I
- 2:39Speaker 1: can't be on here anymore because it's like weirdly Grinder
- 2:45Speaker 1: is like the place that you that we kind of
- 2:49Speaker 1: sell to each other is being like, oh, yeah, it's
- 2:51Speaker 1: for like anonymous hookups. It's so easy, but it's actually
- 2:54Speaker 1: like there's so much back and forth and so much
- 2:57Speaker 1: negotiating on Grinder, and I was not prepared for the
- 3:02Speaker 1: sheer ease and uncomplication of using Sniffy's to acquire casual sects.
- 3:09Speaker 2: I mean, and Grinders like spokespeople would like to protest this,
- 3:13Speaker 2: but like Grinder has like undergone a mass like enthitification
- 3:19Speaker 2: that happens with a lot of like tech startups and
- 3:22Speaker 2: app based companies, where like the app becomes so much
- 3:27Speaker 2: less usable because you're so bombarded with apps for little
- 3:31Speaker 2: games about like a wench that's being buried by like gemstones.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Okay, now that I'm kind of interested in, and can
- 3:39Speaker 1: I play the wench? Yeah, well, Grinder. It's the thing
- 3:42Speaker 1: with Grinder is you have to pay for a premium
- 3:45Speaker 1: for it to be usable. Otherwise it's like you literally
- 3:49Speaker 1: have to like close the app every time you want
- 3:52Speaker 1: to use it, or you'll be stuck with an ad Sniffy's.
- 3:56Speaker 1: I will say, like, because it's you know, it's not
- 3:58Speaker 1: technically an app. It's a it's a website. It can't
- 4:01Speaker 1: be an app because it allows full nudity, and so
- 4:06Speaker 1: it does have some glitchiness that Grinder does not have,
- 4:10Speaker 1: especially if you pay for premium. But the it's old school,
- 4:16Speaker 1: it's old school, but like the being able to look
- 4:18Speaker 1: at everyone on the map is so nice and just
- 4:21Speaker 1: like people there, it's like, you know, I'm not gonna
- 4:24Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get too comfortable here because this is
- 4:27Speaker 1: not a paywalled episode. But like, let's just say that
- 4:30Speaker 1: since I downloaded it on Friday, I have used it
- 4:35Speaker 1: every day to completion and like not to completion, and
- 4:42Speaker 1: there have been people who I have exchanged truly less
- 4:45Speaker 1: than five messages with before they came over, and it
- 4:48Speaker 1: was so nice, incredible.
- 4:50Speaker 2: I also, I mean again, like if subscribed to a
- 4:55Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash like a Virgin where we will
- 4:59Speaker 2: honestly maybe it's talk more about our Sniffy stories in
- 5:02Speaker 2: bonus episodes, but should that become a segment or segment stories?
- 5:08Speaker 1: The Story's corner sponsored by Sniffy's.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Hashtag Sniffy's confessions. But I was gonna say, if you're
- 5:15Speaker 2: a non New York listener, we are truly spoiled rotten
- 5:20Speaker 2: with the New York Sniffy's grid. I have used Sniffy's
- 5:24Speaker 2: in so many other cities, and it's like, actually like
- 5:27Speaker 2: pretty bad or like the or at least for you know,
- 5:33Speaker 2: a certain kind of doll of Center diva, a certain
- 5:37Speaker 2: kind of like user, especially a not white user as well.
- 5:44Speaker 2: I think that, you know, it's a little more difficult
- 5:46Speaker 2: to like use the apps in other cities, but like
- 5:49Speaker 2: here in Brooklyn, Here in Brooklyn, Baby, the Sniffy's mecca
- 5:55Speaker 2: of the world.
- 5:55Speaker 1: Oh my god, It's like when I when I don't
- 5:57Speaker 1: have any filter set, it's like I'm seeing like there's
- 6:01Speaker 1: multiple people in my building who were all Sniffy's.
- 6:05Speaker 3: Your girl, you.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Are telling me, I literally did a gig with Sniffies
- 6:11Speaker 2: and massage out a Sniffy's Premium membership. I think it's
- 6:15Speaker 2: called Sniffy's Plus or something that I.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Did pay the nineteen ninety nine monthly fee because I wanted,
- 6:21Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to, I wanted to get the
- 6:23Speaker 1: full experience for my first time using it, exactly. Okay, okay, okay,
- 6:27Speaker 1: I'm the rest is for the paywall versions, but but
- 6:32Speaker 1: one I will say, you know, for the dolls out there.
- 6:34Speaker 1: My experience so far has been I'm not It's not
- 6:38Speaker 1: as like people don't seem to be as selective as
- 6:41Speaker 1: they are on grinder, I think on at all, it's
- 6:44Speaker 1: much more like, oh, you have a cock, you have
- 6:47Speaker 1: a cock, I'll be right there.
- 6:50Speaker 2: You have a cock? Good with me? Literally literally, people
- 6:54Speaker 2: could it's so amazing. Maybe maybe you are.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Maybe we need to start like a like a like
- 7:02Speaker 1: a trans glory hole, you know, so it's like gay
- 7:07Speaker 1: guys who like, okay, but I'm not sucking, no no, no,
- 7:09Speaker 1: no no for tran for for for thecocked trans women
- 7:13Speaker 1: to stick their their sheeness through so that so that
- 7:20Speaker 1: gay guys can suck without needing to be disgusted by
- 7:23Speaker 1: seeing that there's a woman there.
- 7:25Speaker 2: So it's it's a kind of reverse glory hole. So
- 7:28Speaker 2: you walk up to it kind of it's just kind
- 7:30Speaker 2: of sticking out of it at all times.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Well, actually, what it kind of is is a bait bus.
- 7:35Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Well bait. The bait bus was like a porn company
- 7:39Speaker 1: where they would like have like a hot woman band
- 7:44Speaker 1: driving around being like I want to make some money,
- 7:47Speaker 1: and the guy would come in and be like, oh,
- 7:49Speaker 1: oh it's actually a guy. You have to suck this
- 7:51Speaker 1: dude's cock, and it's like, you know, they were always like, well,
- 7:55Speaker 1: I guess, like twist my arm, as if like it
- 7:57Speaker 1: hadn't been you know, negotiated beforehand, as if they weren't
- 8:00Speaker 1: like fully gay porn stars with waxed assholes.
- 8:04Speaker 2: A babe. A bait bus for hot trennies is something
- 8:07Speaker 2: that needs to happen. Yeah, absolutely needs Also.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Okay, I also really like that I introduced the term becocked.
- 8:16Speaker 1: But to the lexicon.
- 8:18Speaker 2: Becocked in the culture, this is a complete, completely unnecessary
- 8:25Speaker 2: not side note because I said the word trenny. I
- 8:31Speaker 2: am watching I want to assign for the Virgins to
- 8:35Speaker 2: watch the newest episode of Project Runway, which.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Debuts the new season had started.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Baby it will debut, I think when this episode comes
- 8:48Speaker 2: out featuring Tyra Banks on the judges panel and her
- 8:54Speaker 2: huge cock and I anyways, I was watching old episodes.
- 8:57Speaker 2: I was showing Daniel his very first episode of Project
- 9:00Speaker 2: but he's never seen it before, and Christian Siriano comes
- 9:04Speaker 2: on the screen and he goes that guy is giving
- 9:05Speaker 2: trans man and I was like absolutely, And then I
- 9:09Speaker 2: got to give Daniel the oral history of Christian Siriano
- 9:12Speaker 2: and how he got famed. He's the most famous winner
- 9:14Speaker 2: of Project Runway and mostly famous for saying the word
- 9:18Speaker 2: trenny over and over over and.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Do you remember when played him on SNL.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Yes, eventually he's moved on SNL by a one Amy
- 9:28Speaker 2: Pohler who also said tranny training tranny.
- 9:30Speaker 1: They were saying tranny a lot on.
- 9:32Speaker 2: SAB and then years and years later, Christian Christian Siriano,
- 9:38Speaker 2: I mean in Christian Siriano, who had I think apologized
- 9:42Speaker 2: a few times up to this point, also made I
- 9:45Speaker 2: think his most declarative apology to the transgender community on
- 9:48Speaker 2: Janet Mak's podcast, which was on Lena Dunham's podcast network
- 9:53Speaker 2: question Mark.
- 9:54Speaker 1: I have no idea that was the thing, or.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Maybe actually no, no, I it was on the network
- 10:00Speaker 2: that Lena Dunnan's podcast is on, and I think anyways,
- 10:05Speaker 2: but Christian sirianna, yeah, apologizing to Janet Monk and Jenna
- 10:07Speaker 2: Monk forgave him on behalf of the.
- 10:09Speaker 1: On behalf of the sexuals everywhere.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Sexuals everywhere, just the same.
- 10:12Speaker 1: I don't know if she actually has the right to
- 10:14Speaker 1: do that, but you.
- 10:15Speaker 2: Know what, but I forgive Christian Siriano. He can say, yeah, he.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Can, he did, he did, and that's well he did.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Okay. So waits back to Confessions, and honestly, okay, I
- 10:35Speaker 2: like want to know. I want the Virgins to know
- 10:37Speaker 2: that we are going to talk about it quite a
- 10:40Speaker 2: bit length, but we will be saving quite a lot
- 10:45Speaker 2: of conversation about Confessions and the original Confessions album and
- 10:49Speaker 2: more in depth track reviews for Confessions too, as well
- 10:55Speaker 2: as some Confessions history, how this Confession's era and the
- 10:59Speaker 2: previous Confessions era fits into other eras of Madonna, all
- 11:03Speaker 2: the references, album history, whatever. We're going to talk about
- 11:05Speaker 2: that in a bonus episode for Patreon only subscribers Patreon
- 11:10Speaker 2: dot com slash like a Virgin. If you become a subscriber,
- 11:13Speaker 2: you will get two bonus episodes from us a month
- 11:16Speaker 2: at minimum, and one of those this month is a
- 11:20Speaker 2: gorgeous deep dive into the world of Confessions, both Confessions one.
- 11:24Speaker 1: And two, well, Confessions on a Dance Floor and Confessions Too.
- 11:28Speaker 1: To give them their proper government names.
- 11:31Speaker 2: And I Rose. The thing is, before we talk about
- 11:37Speaker 2: on this main feed episode Confessions, what we must must
- 11:42Speaker 2: must discuss is the meme of Madonna circulating right now,
- 11:50Speaker 2: which is that I don't think everyone understands the origin
- 11:55Speaker 2: of this meme and I'm.
- 11:56Speaker 1: I'm wondering tide into both of our professional history.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Yes, so in two thousand and mind you, if you
- 12:04Speaker 2: just google Madonna mime, it might come up, but it's
- 12:07Speaker 2: currently littered all over.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Just just go on Twitter. You will see it within
- 12:12Speaker 1: a single scroll.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Yes, it is honestly, like I have to you have
- 12:17Speaker 2: to understand that in two thousand and six, this was
- 12:21Speaker 2: at the apex of like really maybe not the apex,
- 12:24Speaker 2: but like still in the middle of what is a
- 12:27Speaker 2: really nasty era of photoshop. Like divas were photoshopped to oblivion.
- 12:33Speaker 2: It didn't matter how hot you were. It really like
- 12:38Speaker 2: like was like so prevalent in the culture. And Madonna,
- 12:43Speaker 2: in promotion for her two thousand and six album Confessions
- 12:46Speaker 2: on a Dance Floor, was on the cover of Out magazine.
- 12:50Speaker 2: It was her first out magazine interview, her first Out
- 12:53Speaker 2: magazine cover.
- 12:54Speaker 1: My God, she finally got the biggest get you can
- 12:57Speaker 1: get as a celebrity a cover of Out magazine truly.
- 13:02Speaker 2: I mean the thing is a real diva is going
- 13:05Speaker 2: to do a cover without like that's fucking fierce, really cool.
- 13:08Speaker 1: For her to share. Did one? Yeah, famously got it.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Got a vintage copy for me as a gift. And
- 13:14Speaker 1: in fact, I think I got Ryan the copy of
- 13:19Speaker 1: Out that this Madonna photo is from. I think maybe
- 13:22Speaker 1: for his birthday last year.
- 13:24Speaker 2: I oh wait, God got you a copy of this?
- 13:26Speaker 1: So I got I got him a copy of this,
- 13:29Speaker 1: I believe for a birthday or Christmas or something.
- 13:32Speaker 2: It's a really good gift. I am shocked that you
- 13:37Speaker 2: don't have a copy. I am. It's okay. If you
- 13:42Speaker 2: have not seen this image, go look at it right now,
- 13:45Speaker 2: right now while you're listening to this podcast, is very
- 13:46Speaker 2: important that you google Madonna Out Magazine two thousand.
- 13:49Speaker 1: And six, and it's Madonna. So you know, at the time,
- 13:52Speaker 1: she was doing kind of a swoopy seventies bang. She
- 13:55Speaker 1: had this like golden kind of reddish blonde hair.
- 14:00Speaker 2: The hair for the album.
- 14:01Speaker 1: It was so good. And the photo is literally just
- 14:05Speaker 1: her with this swoopy bang covering one of her eyes
- 14:08Speaker 1: looking at the camera and it has become the reason
- 14:12Speaker 1: for the season.
- 14:13Speaker 2: And whoever did this to her was like, hmm, her
- 14:20Speaker 2: forehead is too big. Let me help her out and
- 14:23Speaker 2: give her some yes, some gender firming banks, some Alexis
- 14:29Speaker 2: doctor Alexis Hazen hairline procedure realness, and like physically shrunk
- 14:37Speaker 2: her head. She looks so psycho. She looks like an alien.
- 14:40Speaker 2: I'm actually having a bit of trouble fact checking this,
- 14:43Speaker 2: but I as a slight a slight bit of an
- 14:46Speaker 2: Out Magazine her historian. I'm fairly certain that Out Magazine
- 14:51Speaker 2: had to release a public apology for this magazine cover.
- 14:55Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not joking. I'm if somebody else can
- 14:57Speaker 2: facture this for me. I've been trying to like look
- 15:00Speaker 2: up for the last two days. I know I read
- 15:02Speaker 2: I don't. I think I originally read that when I
- 15:04Speaker 2: was doing some Out Magazine history research back when we
- 15:08Speaker 2: worked there. But yeah, they they I believe Out Magazine
- 15:12Speaker 2: had to release an apology because they were so ridiculed
- 15:17Speaker 2: for the photoshop.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Yes, but when they didn't pay any of their freelancers.
- 15:22Speaker 1: No public apology.
- 15:23Speaker 2: There, Yes, oh no, absolutely not, never acknowledged. And I'm
- 15:28Speaker 2: sure that the photoshop artist who did this magazine cover
- 15:31Speaker 2: was never paid.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Well, the photographer was never paid, the photoshopper was never paid.
- 15:38Speaker 1: The person who had to apologize was probably never paid.
- 15:41Speaker 2: Honestly, the thing is like, I have loved this magazine
- 15:46Speaker 2: cover since the dawn of time. I love this magazine cover.
- 15:49Speaker 2: I think it's so iconic. It always makes me giggle.
- 15:51Speaker 2: It's so weird, so crazy, and I love that the
- 15:54Speaker 2: world is discovering it now.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Yes, and I love seeing you know, Roger the Alien
- 15:59Speaker 1: from American Ad as Madonna in this photo or Sarah
- 16:03Speaker 1: Jessica Parker with the swoopy bang. It is really it's
- 16:08Speaker 1: kind of giving. We have not seen an image enter
- 16:12Speaker 1: the meme lexicon like this since. Oh that's a good one.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Remember that that meme of Changelo with the glasses, Like
- 16:22Speaker 1: that's kind of what this is giving to me, just
- 16:24Speaker 1: like an image that really stands on its own.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Wait, I'm looking at Chandela glasses I forgot.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Which I almost posted to reference my favorite song on
- 16:37Speaker 1: Confessions too right, And then I remember that Changela is
- 16:41Speaker 1: like a rapist question.
- 16:43Speaker 2: Mark, Chandela is an alleged rapist, which alleged rapist. There
- 16:49Speaker 2: was quite there's quite a lot of of uh first
- 16:55Speaker 2: hand accounts of that. You can go look it up.
- 16:58Speaker 1: There's a Donna.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Back back back to Madonna. There's a them Us article
- 17:02Speaker 2: explaining it if you want to go look it up.
- 17:05Speaker 2: Confessions too Again. We will be doing our in depth
- 17:09Speaker 2: track reviews and Confession's history on our bonus episode on
- 17:12Speaker 2: patreon dot com Slash Like a Virgin, But for now
- 17:14Speaker 2: Rose Confessions. To give me your immediate response, like when
- 17:19Speaker 2: you clicked play, I mean you would already heard the
- 17:22Speaker 2: first single, the first track. What how did the album
- 17:26Speaker 2: wash over you? What were your first and second reactions?
- 17:30Speaker 1: I loved it immediately. I was shocked that it was
- 17:34Speaker 1: actually good. I think because Madonna, as much as I
- 17:39Speaker 1: love her, has not released an album this sickening in
- 17:44Speaker 1: over twenty years, twenty one years. Although you know I
- 17:49Speaker 1: am a hard candy truther, so are you?
- 17:53Speaker 2: I am? I think that you liked Mdna.
- 17:56Speaker 1: No, oh no, hard candy is hard candy, Okay, I'm
- 17:59Speaker 1: a hard candy truth her, especially the Parrel tracks more
- 18:03Speaker 1: so than the Timbaland ones. I love that it's an
- 18:08Speaker 1: album that wants to be an album rather than a
- 18:11Speaker 1: collection of singles. The transitions or some of my favorite
- 18:15Speaker 1: parts on the album. I love that it's one continuous
- 18:17Speaker 1: piece of music. I love that it's you know, Erotica
- 18:23Speaker 1: meets Confessions on a dance Floor meets bedroom stories like
- 18:27Speaker 1: that is such a like holy trinity of Madonna albums,
- 18:32Speaker 1: and it makes so much sense for her to pull
- 18:34Speaker 1: from them. I love the weird like spoken word opening
- 18:40Speaker 1: moments of every track, like the fact that she is
- 18:43Speaker 1: actually confessing things. It's yeah, it's crazy that so many
- 18:51Speaker 1: decades into her career, at the age of sixty seven,
- 18:54Speaker 1: Madonna made an album that feel that is not just good,
- 18:59Speaker 1: is not just like okay, okay, well you know it's good.
- 19:01Speaker 1: It feels necessary and vital to her larger canon.
- 19:07Speaker 2: I feel, yeah, like any sort of Madonna, Stan has
- 19:12Speaker 2: probably experienced, like at least a modicum of disappointment over
- 19:18Speaker 2: the last twenty one years. And to contextualize more of
- 19:20Speaker 2: what Rose was talking about for the true virgins who
- 19:23Speaker 2: don't know anything about Madonna, don't know that much about Madonna.
- 19:27Speaker 2: The first Confessions album was released in two thousand and six,
- 19:29Speaker 2: this is twenty one years ago. It was critically acclaimed,
- 19:33Speaker 2: maybe like I would say appreciated, in value over those
- 19:37Speaker 2: twenty one years, I think it became more and more
- 19:40Speaker 2: critically acclaimed. For sure, there was greater appreciation for it
- 19:43Speaker 2: with time because it was ahead of its time.
- 19:47Speaker 1: It has been with time, it has been canonized as
- 19:51Speaker 1: one of Madonna's best albums.
- 19:53Speaker 2: And I don't want to give away too much of
- 19:56Speaker 2: what we talked about in our Patreon, but in two
- 19:59Speaker 2: thousand and six there was dance music was not in
- 20:01Speaker 2: the charts like the most like it was like giving,
- 20:05Speaker 2: like you know, new alternative. It was giving R and B.
- 20:09Speaker 2: It was giving like Natasha Beddingfield. So for her to
- 20:13Speaker 2: release a super duper dance album then I think was
- 20:16Speaker 2: like so major. And I feel that there's a kind
- 20:20Speaker 2: of majornis for what she's releasing now, speaking to again
- 20:24Speaker 2: a certain subculture. I think that how Confessions Too is
- 20:28Speaker 2: in conversation with something like Renaissance cannot be like, you know, disjointed.
- 20:34Speaker 2: But also Madonna in conversation with herself, right, she's bringing
- 20:38Speaker 2: this era back she has she is returning to dance
- 20:42Speaker 2: music in a way that she's returning to dance music
- 20:46Speaker 2: in a way that feels akin to how two thousand
- 20:49Speaker 2: and six came across her as like post I, it's
- 20:51Speaker 2: like I amidst Iraq war stuff. And after two super
- 20:55Speaker 2: introspective albums, she's like, Okay, just kidding, I'm just gonna
- 20:58Speaker 2: do dance just vibes, and like for this, it's like
- 21:01Speaker 2: she did a bunch. She released a kind of a
- 21:02Speaker 2: bunch of slop and now she's like, okay, just kidding,
- 21:06Speaker 2: let's just dance.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Well, she also released, you know, her last actual album,
- 21:10Speaker 1: Madam X, is much darker than Nice, And you know,
- 21:17Speaker 1: I think the context and again like we don't want
- 21:21Speaker 1: to get too much into this because we are really
- 21:24Speaker 1: going to save this deep dive for the Patreon episode,
- 21:28Speaker 1: but the context of when the albums was released, I
- 21:33Speaker 1: do think is really important. Like I think now, making
- 21:38Speaker 1: an album about dance music, about how important it is
- 21:41Speaker 1: to be in community with other people on a dance
- 21:44Speaker 1: floor feels so necessary for this moment in time where
- 21:51Speaker 1: a younger generation is coming of age in a world
- 21:53Speaker 1: in which they are siloed, in which they think that
- 21:56Speaker 1: the only meanwhile to way to make connections is online,
- 22:01Speaker 1: when you know we have no third spaces, and yeah,
- 22:07Speaker 1: I mean talking about the dance floor as this space
- 22:11Speaker 1: of safety and community and Transcendence feels really vital for
- 22:18Speaker 1: the current moment.
- 22:19Speaker 2: It does. And also at the same time, because I
- 22:23Speaker 2: will say I'm not like a huge fan of a
- 22:25Speaker 2: lot of the lyrics on this album, I think that
- 22:27Speaker 2: sometimes it's very chat gybt. I've found appreciation for a
- 22:32Speaker 2: certain vibe that I think I could describe as like
- 22:35Speaker 2: Grandma says, touch grass, you know what I mean. Yeah,
- 22:40Speaker 2: it's very like, Okay, your elder has said that phones
- 22:45Speaker 2: are the devil and the only thing that makes sense
- 22:50Speaker 2: is dance. I just I think that I would be
- 22:53Speaker 2: curious to know if there is a younger generation listening
- 22:56Speaker 2: to this album and what they think about it or
- 22:59Speaker 2: how they relate to it, because well, the.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Conversation online is so at least from my you know corner,
- 23:06Speaker 1: my algorithm, my corner of like Twitter specifically, is like
- 23:11Speaker 1: old gays winning strict Gay Summer, Yeah, and like younger
- 23:15Speaker 1: gays being like, you know, check on the older gay
- 23:18Speaker 1: in your life and see if they've listened to the
- 23:20Speaker 1: new Madonna album yet. But I do think like it
- 23:23Speaker 1: is trickling down and I'm seeing a lot of people
- 23:26Speaker 1: being like, oh wow, this is the first time I've
- 23:30Speaker 1: listened to a Madonna album from start to finish because
- 23:34Speaker 1: I think for the past twenty years like that, when
- 23:38Speaker 1: she released an album, it didn't always feel like the
- 23:41Speaker 1: moment because she the I think so much of it
- 23:46Speaker 1: is like about the promotion and the rollouts, since she's
- 23:49Speaker 1: had a lot of like weird missteps over the last
- 23:52Speaker 1: two decades. And unfortunately, like the marketing for this album
- 23:57Speaker 1: really worked. She built this cohesive story like Herbian on
- 24:00Speaker 1: the Grinder grid. It did what it needed to do.
- 24:03Speaker 1: It like it built the world for this album. And
- 24:10Speaker 1: I don't know if you know, my sisters who are
- 24:14Speaker 1: twenty three are like listening to Confessions too with their friends.
- 24:19Speaker 1: But I think this will because Madonna is still the
- 24:25Speaker 1: pinnacle of pop stardom. Like you know, there's a reason
- 24:28Speaker 1: why she has a track with Sabrina Carpenter, the current
- 24:31Speaker 1: version of that on this album, which I do think
- 24:33Speaker 1: is one of the worst tracks on the album. And
- 24:36Speaker 1: so I do think, like dance, this kind of dance
- 24:41Speaker 1: music might hopefully you know, trickle down. And I also
- 24:46Speaker 1: do just hope that younger people, you know, discover Madonna
- 24:51Speaker 1: in a way that maybe they hadn't before through this album.
- 24:54Speaker 2: I hope that younger people discover Confessions one. Like I
- 24:59Speaker 2: know we're saving like in depth track reviews maybe for
- 25:03Speaker 2: the Patreon, but to talk about the album maybe more broadly,
- 25:07Speaker 2: I do think that there are a lot of moments
- 25:09Speaker 2: in this album that, like as we kind of suspected,
- 25:13Speaker 2: would feel like they like would are at times set
- 25:17Speaker 2: up to fail because they're in comparison to what is
- 25:21Speaker 2: like kind of I don't want to say Madonna's magnum
- 25:23Speaker 2: opus because she has had so many kind of masterpieces,
- 25:26Speaker 2: both records and albums, but but it definitely I think
- 25:31Speaker 2: it's the sonically the most beautiful album she's ever made.
- 25:35Speaker 2: I think that Hung Up is sonically maybe the most
- 25:37Speaker 2: beautiful melody she's ever created.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Like I well, she.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Didn't create the melody first, right hung Out advert Maybe
- 25:45Speaker 2: she's right, but that's I mean, like within the context
- 25:48Speaker 2: of how her and Stuart Price like fucked with that,
- 25:50Speaker 2: which we will get into in our Patreon. I really
- 25:55Speaker 2: like it just gave me a greater appreciation for what
- 25:58Speaker 2: that moment in time meant and when I listen to
- 26:01Speaker 2: Confessions too. Even though my feeling feelings around this album
- 26:06Speaker 2: are overwhelmingly positive, I feel a little bit about how
- 26:09Speaker 2: I felt like when I listened to Mayhem, where it's like,
- 26:13Speaker 2: I'm so glad Mother is back. I'm so glad Mother
- 26:16Speaker 2: is returning to form. And also there's like a bone missing,
- 26:19Speaker 2: like there is like something of.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Well you do bone density as you get older. She
- 26:25Speaker 1: needs to start, she needs to start eating her or
- 26:30Speaker 1: drinking her bone eva.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Yes, not bone eva, her broth. She is sixty seven,
- 26:36Speaker 2: a fact that I literally was shocked by. I did
- 26:39Speaker 2: not know that, truly cannot believe that woman a sixty seven.
- 26:43Speaker 2: She's fucking fierce. I think the thing that is the
- 26:46Speaker 2: thing that I think would fix, truly fix the album
- 26:50Speaker 2: for me is one. I think that there's a certain
- 26:53Speaker 2: kind of chat gibt lyrical thing happening. Like my one
- 26:57Speaker 2: of my favorite songs is Love without Words, but that
- 27:00Speaker 2: or in.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Mind too, but that's like the top three for me.
- 27:03Speaker 2: Call it trance, call it house, call it love without
- 27:07Speaker 2: Words like that that suck.
- 27:09Speaker 1: But the thing but the lyrics, but yeah, but the
- 27:12Speaker 1: thing is like when you're listening, when you're in when
- 27:15Speaker 1: you're when you're in a club dancing, yes, like you
- 27:19Speaker 1: you're not listen lyrics are listening for the lyrics like that,
- 27:22Speaker 1: and the album is so sonically complex and rich that
- 27:28Speaker 1: I'm kind of happy that she invested more in the
- 27:32Speaker 1: musicality than the lyricism.
- 27:35Speaker 2: My I completely agree with that, actually, and I do
- 27:39Speaker 2: think that there are I think that there's a long
- 27:43Speaker 2: history of dance music where the lyrics were bad.
- 27:46Speaker 1: And also, I mean on Confessions on a dance floor,
- 27:50Speaker 1: she rhymes the word New York with dork, right, Like
- 27:54Speaker 1: Madonna does have some cheesy lyrics.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Sometimes she's a pop star, she's cringe. Sometimes she's cringe.
- 28:03Speaker 2: But another favorite song, but also like corniest kind of lyric.
- 28:10Speaker 2: I was gonna say, the auto tune is kind of
- 28:16Speaker 2: late in life share kind of levels of auto tune.
- 28:21Speaker 2: I do wish there was a little I wish there
- 28:24Speaker 2: was just a little less I would like to hear.
- 28:27Speaker 2: I don't need to hear her voice more, But I
- 28:30Speaker 2: think that there wasn't a level of autotune that I
- 28:32Speaker 2: was like, you need to either go full Charlie XCX
- 28:35Speaker 2: or like give us something a little more raw, because
- 28:38Speaker 2: especially in like the last couple tracks of Confessions too,
- 28:43Speaker 2: these are deeply confessional lyrics. Like maybe I think arguably
- 28:48Speaker 2: and I'm not a Madonna historian, but I would say
- 28:49Speaker 2: arguably some of the most confessional lyrics she's ever had
- 28:52Speaker 2: in her life, like to do a song with her
- 28:55Speaker 2: daughter and to talk about Selicity.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Song with lordis Oh my god, it's so good, It's
- 29:01Speaker 1: so beautiful. Yeah, they really they worked it out on
- 29:05Speaker 1: the remix.
- 29:06Speaker 2: They worked out on the remix. It really was giving that. Yeah,
- 29:10Speaker 2: my as you and I both said our favorite songs
- 29:13Speaker 2: are School and Love Without Words. I also really, really
- 29:17Speaker 2: really love dance Ateria. I think Danceya is my favorite song.
- 29:20Speaker 2: I think one I love.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Bizarre, there's dance track. There's some tracks I don't love
- 29:28Speaker 1: as much I and they're mostly the features. I think
- 29:31Speaker 1: the Sabrina song sucks. I really don't like read My Lips,
- 29:37Speaker 1: which is another collab song. I think if you took
- 29:41Speaker 1: the feature out of it, the rapper whose name I
- 29:44Speaker 1: don't even know, I think actually I would like that,
- 29:48Speaker 1: I like, maybe I love I would certainly like it
- 29:51Speaker 1: more than I like it now.
- 29:52Speaker 2: When Madonna, you know, does some lines and says, wait
- 29:58Speaker 2: what we put some Spanish guitar on this bitch? You know,
- 30:02Speaker 2: she's not fucking around, and she has done this pretty
- 30:04Speaker 2: much every album she's ever created.
- 30:06Speaker 1: Like, well she is, she is an album.
- 30:09Speaker 2: It is speak Spanish.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well when she when she said what
- 30:13Speaker 1: she says, Danceteria Puerto Rican boys make me go crazy.
- 30:16Speaker 1: It's like, we know girl, we know girl, your exes,
- 30:22Speaker 1: We've listened to your albums. We know.
- 30:25Speaker 3: God.
- 30:26Speaker 2: I love that lyrics so much. Un ironically, I love
- 30:30Speaker 2: that lyric. I remember the first time I heard that lyric,
- 30:33Speaker 2: I literally like stopped and rewound and I was like,
- 30:36Speaker 2: did I hear that right? And I like euphoric, smiling, cacling.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean dance Materia is sort of like a
- 30:42Speaker 1: It's like it's like a datast masterpiece.
- 30:45Speaker 2: And it is also at times vogue too.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Yes, but I but I love the concept of in vogue.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Whereas the sort of bridge like rap where she's named
- 31:00Speaker 1: checking all of these you know, led these Hollywood glamour
- 31:03Speaker 1: legends and dance Aterria. She is giving flowers to these
- 31:09Speaker 1: unsung figures of this nightlife culture who have been sort
- 31:14Speaker 1: of lost to time and you know, as well as
- 31:17Speaker 1: Keith Herring and yeah, which I think is a really
- 31:23Speaker 1: nice update of that. It's no longer like I want
- 31:27Speaker 1: to honor these larger than life legends. It's like, Oh,
- 31:31Speaker 1: I actually I want to help make legends out of
- 31:34Speaker 1: these figures who work larger than life in my personal life.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Who more people should know about the world building in
- 31:42Speaker 2: that was is so delicious and sublime. Sorry, I just
- 31:47Speaker 2: burped and.
- 31:48Speaker 1: I thought you were I thought you were coming, I
- 31:50Speaker 1: thought you were crying. I thought you were like becoming emotional.
- 31:52Speaker 2: You thought I was on a disclosure day alien speaking. Yes,
- 31:59Speaker 2: I I'm really really excited to deep dive into dance
- 32:03Speaker 2: Ateria history in our Patreon episode, So subscribe if you
- 32:07Speaker 2: want to hear more about it. But for the virgins,
- 32:10Speaker 2: the Dance Materia was a club in the nineteen eighties
- 32:13Speaker 2: where Madonna essentially debuted her her very first single Everybody.
- 32:20Speaker 2: It has a really beautiful origin story and dance Ateria
- 32:24Speaker 2: which had four floors of kind of program tons of
- 32:28Speaker 2: art making, tons of original artists, tons of figures that
- 32:31Speaker 2: would go through Dance Materyria around the same time as
- 32:35Speaker 2: Studio fifty four, but was kind of seen as the
- 32:37Speaker 2: actual like artist cove, where Studio fifty four was more
- 32:40Speaker 2: like exclusive velvet rope.
- 32:43Speaker 1: It was where it was like where everyone hung out.
- 32:45Speaker 1: It was the afters, you know, it was for people
- 32:47Speaker 1: in the know. It was like where the people who
- 32:50Speaker 1: you know worked the parties at other places hung out.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And we are going to talk about that quite a bit,
- 32:57Speaker 2: and I promise you I'm going to like, you know,
- 33:00Speaker 2: share things that go far and beyond the Twitter thread
- 33:03Speaker 2: that has already summarized a lot of the you know
- 33:05Speaker 2: who's in What's of Dance Aeteryria via Madonna, But like
- 33:10Speaker 2: that song, like over and over again. I mean, I'm
- 33:14Speaker 2: very nostalgic for New York in the eighties. I it's
- 33:18Speaker 2: like an era that like makes me believe in New
- 33:22Speaker 2: York and wants and I want to live in New
- 33:23Speaker 2: York and also kind of made me like sad because
- 33:25Speaker 2: I don't think we have something like that, you know
- 33:29Speaker 2: right now. I miss New York night life even like
- 33:33Speaker 2: nineties and early aughts new York night life, like.
- 33:35Speaker 1: I miss Yeah, I mean this, I do feel like
- 33:39Speaker 1: I experienced the something close to it, like for sure,
- 33:44Speaker 1: like in the you know, sort of Brooklyn blow up
- 33:50Speaker 1: of the early twenty tens that I was really a
- 33:54Speaker 1: part of. Like I do think, you know, like a
- 33:56Speaker 1: space like Spectrum was kind of the dance materia of
- 33:59Speaker 1: it It's time, or like you know, Lady Fag's Party
- 34:03Speaker 1: eleven eleven, which was like where you know, everyone who
- 34:07Speaker 1: like worked parties other nights would like hang out on Fridays.
- 34:13Speaker 1: So yeah, I will say like this album did make
- 34:17Speaker 1: me almost like not only nostalgic for this time that
- 34:20Speaker 1: I never experienced, but also like times in my life
- 34:23Speaker 1: where that feel like I was living an experience that
- 34:27Speaker 1: was an analogue to what Madonna is talk singing about.
- 34:32Speaker 2: I love the talk singing act, which is.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Why it was so nice when we on a fourth
- 34:37Speaker 1: of July when we were doing kind of like a
- 34:40Speaker 1: nine pm version of Afters Listen listening to Confessions Too.
- 34:45Speaker 2: We did to do Afters at nine pm and to
- 34:48Speaker 2: just listen to an album and talk and talk quickly
- 34:51Speaker 2: and get progressively more drunk and be like this song,
- 34:54Speaker 2: this song, Yeah, I love that I loved gay, explaining
- 35:00Speaker 2: to my boyfriend's cousin and brother, Oh my god, not
- 35:05Speaker 2: a word I got, no silence, silence, Okay, is there
- 35:10Speaker 2: any you? Are there any other songs we want to
- 35:13Speaker 2: call out overarching album criticism. I know we're saving the
- 35:17Speaker 2: in depth for the Patreon.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've I think I've said like all
- 35:22Speaker 1: I have to say at this current moment. Yeah, because
- 35:26Speaker 1: this is an album that I think will be with
- 35:28Speaker 1: us for a long time like that. That is the thing,
- 35:31Speaker 1: like more than any of Madonna's other albums of the
- 35:34Speaker 1: last twenty years, which, like I have there have been
- 35:38Speaker 1: times where like I've enjoyed a song or like with
- 35:40Speaker 1: Madame X, I really enjoyed the album experience that seeing
- 35:44Speaker 1: it seeing the live show is really great, but it
- 35:48Speaker 1: didn't sort of integrate itself into the music that I
- 35:54Speaker 1: listened to regularly. And I do feel like Confessions Too
- 35:57Speaker 1: has the potential to now become part of my musical
- 36:00Speaker 1: canon for sure.
- 36:02Speaker 2: I think that you're per like there will be Madonna
- 36:06Speaker 2: fans where this is now like in that cannon or
- 36:11Speaker 2: in that ranking and to but to be honest, similar
- 36:15Speaker 2: to how I felt with Mayhem, I'm like not sure
- 36:18Speaker 2: if this is an album that will stay with me.
- 36:21Speaker 2: I think, unambiguously it is her best album in twenty
- 36:25Speaker 2: one years. I think, unambiguously it is among her greatest
- 36:29Speaker 2: works on an album or record level, But her greatest
- 36:36Speaker 2: album in twenty one years is not it's a pretty
- 36:37Speaker 2: low bar because of I mean obviously discounting four minutes. Yeah,
- 36:43Speaker 2: of course, because because four minutes was sublime. I also like,
- 36:49Speaker 2: in my research for the Patroon episode, I discovered that
- 36:51Speaker 2: Madonna promoted Rebel Heart on Grinder as well. Did you
- 36:55Speaker 2: know that.
- 36:56Speaker 1: All I remember from Rebel Heart is her hosting photos
- 37:01Speaker 1: of various figures with the weird string tied around their
- 37:03Speaker 1: faces and the ones you did of Martin Luther King
- 37:06Speaker 1: Junior saying that he would have he had a rebel heart.
- 37:10Speaker 2: I'm okay, I'm okay, I had a rebel heart and
- 37:13Speaker 2: he did and he did if you think about it.
- 37:19Speaker 1: But yeah, all all of you will need to hop
- 37:23Speaker 1: on over to the Patreon patreon dot com slash like
- 37:25Speaker 1: a Virgin to listen to our Madonna bonus app in
- 37:30Speaker 1: which we will do a deep dive on Confessions on
- 37:32Speaker 1: dance Floor, confessions too, and general Madonna her story.
- 37:39Speaker 2: So you and I watched some other things over the
- 37:42Speaker 2: last weekend. What should we start with?
- 37:46Speaker 1: Well, I do want to do a quick plug for
- 37:48Speaker 1: something I think you haven't seen yet, right, which is Okay,
- 37:52Speaker 1: Maddie's Secret, Yes, Maddy's Secret, new film written directed and
- 37:57Speaker 1: starring John Early, who, if you don't know, is an
- 38:03Speaker 1: amazing actor, writer, director, also a median, comedian, Friend of
- 38:08Speaker 1: the Show, Friend of mine. The film is it was
- 38:13Speaker 1: described to me as if a lifetime movie was played seriously,
- 38:17Speaker 1: and that very much is what it is. It's about
- 38:22Speaker 1: Maddie who is a dishwasher in a sort of like
- 38:25Speaker 1: Bonappetite test kitchen, and she becomes a rising star there
- 38:32Speaker 1: thanks to her you know, sickening vegetarian recipe videos, but
- 38:40Speaker 1: that scrutiny starts to exacerbate her eating disorder. And it
- 38:47Speaker 1: literally is like I could have watched this movie in
- 38:50Speaker 1: ninth grade health class, Like this is the kind of
- 38:53Speaker 1: movie they would have shown to teenagers to teach them
- 38:55Speaker 1: about eating disorders. It's so funny but also very heartfelt.
- 39:01Speaker 1: There are moments of genuine like pathos and emotion. John
- 39:07Speaker 1: is completely committed to it in like the way that
- 39:10Speaker 1: only he can be. Well, him and Kate Berland, who
- 39:13Speaker 1: are you know, two of the stars of the film.
- 39:15Speaker 1: The actor who plays his husband, Eric Rahill, is so
- 39:20Speaker 1: fucking hot. Jordan would love him, big bear, and it Yeah,
- 39:28Speaker 1: it's like the kind of film that I would have
- 39:30Speaker 1: loved to watch at a sleepover like I would have
- 39:33Speaker 1: watched it like every sleepover in middle school and high school.
- 39:37Speaker 1: And the only weird moment was when I saw it
- 39:41Speaker 1: the first time John appeared on screen as Maddie. A
- 39:45Speaker 1: bunch of people in the theater just started laughing hysterically,
- 39:48Speaker 1: And I was like, are they laughing because it's John
- 39:51Speaker 1: Early and they love him and like he's just so
- 39:54Speaker 1: funny and like even just like his face is funny,
- 39:57Speaker 1: Or are they laughing because he's uh in full giche
- 40:03Speaker 1: and like a man playing a woman is funny? Because
- 40:06Speaker 1: I do think for sure both. I think it's for
- 40:08Speaker 1: sure both because because I remember, like when the trailer
- 40:11Speaker 1: first dropped, there was some like conversation around like, oh,
- 40:15Speaker 1: it's like her secret that she's trans, and it's like, no,
- 40:18Speaker 1: it's like in the movie John Early is just playing
- 40:21Speaker 1: a woman. Yes, there's no gender woman, she's a sis
- 40:24Speaker 1: gender woman period.
- 40:25Speaker 2: Yes, and it's played completely straight. I wait, I want
- 40:31Speaker 2: to this. Also, if you've never seen the film, the
- 40:33Speaker 2: nineteen eighty four film For the Love of Nancy, which
- 40:36Speaker 2: isn't made for television movie about a girl with an
- 40:37Speaker 2: eaty disorder, it's that was shown in my health class.
- 40:41Speaker 2: I kind of want to rewatch it and then watch
- 40:43Speaker 2: Maddie's Secret. But to the thing that you were just
- 40:46Speaker 2: speaking to, which might actually lead into our conversation about Tutsie,
- 40:52Speaker 2: I do uh No, I didn't. I don't feel this
- 40:55Speaker 2: specifically about this film because I kind of really trust
- 40:59Speaker 2: John Early and his sense of humor. I trust how
- 41:03Speaker 2: the film is being portrayed, and like how audiencers receive
- 41:06Speaker 2: it is like a separate problem that I don't think
- 41:08Speaker 2: he has to be fully responsible for, but I do
- 41:11Speaker 2: think that they're that he can still be guilty of
- 41:14Speaker 2: this thing that does happen amongst male comedians, where simply
- 41:18Speaker 2: dressing up as a woman is the whole bit. And
- 41:22Speaker 2: the more unwell that woman is, the more dysfunctional that
- 41:30Speaker 2: woman is, the more kind of like n income poopy
- 41:35Speaker 2: that woman is, the better the comedy. And you know,
- 41:42Speaker 2: there are so many different kinds of trans critics that
- 41:45Speaker 2: can give you the long version of why that could
- 41:52Speaker 2: feel or be like problematic, could have ramifications kind of
- 41:58Speaker 2: how historically marginalized classes of people are seen in the culture.
- 42:01Speaker 2: I would say, and this is my kind of rule
- 42:04Speaker 2: for almost everything that if it's funny, then you can
- 42:09Speaker 2: get away with it.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Yeah. And also, like with John, the work he has done,
- 42:16Speaker 1: the people he works with, like, we know that it's
- 42:21Speaker 1: coming from this place of deep appreciation for womanhood and
- 42:26Speaker 1: women's stories. And he's not playing a woman to denigrate women.
- 42:33Speaker 1: He's playing a woman because he's obsessed with women and
- 42:36Speaker 1: wants to tell a story about this particular woman and
- 42:39Speaker 1: he does it flawlessly. Yes, okay, highly will men seeing
- 42:44Speaker 1: Maddie Secret if you can.
- 42:46Speaker 2: I've also heard that the film takes a kind of
- 42:48Speaker 2: unexpected emotional turn.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Yes, it really does.
- 42:51Speaker 2: I'm excited.
- 42:53Speaker 1: I almost cried.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Babes. Do we talk about we like, you know, have
- 42:58Speaker 2: a little bit of time left. Do we talk about Tutsie,
- 43:01Speaker 2: Leviticus the Mummy?
- 43:05Speaker 1: Or we have to talk about Leviticus? Yes, let's talk
- 43:08Speaker 1: about last week?
- 43:09Speaker 2: Okay. So Leviticus is an I thought new horror film.
- 43:13Speaker 2: Apparently it came out last year, or maybe it came
- 43:15Speaker 2: out last year in Australia or something like that. But
- 43:17Speaker 2: as in theaters right now, it is a horror film.
- 43:22Speaker 2: It is being described as the gay horror film, and
- 43:25Speaker 2: it pretty.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Much is that. It follows if it was gay, I.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Would say it's it follows meets Love Simon or maybe
- 43:33Speaker 2: like Godd's Own Country. Yeah, it's kind of it has
- 43:38Speaker 2: a love Simon Schmaltz to it. I think it's after
- 43:41Speaker 2: school special.
- 43:42Speaker 1: And that is my main criticism of it. Yeah, the film,
- 43:46Speaker 1: written and directed by Adrian Chiarella, does kind of feel
- 43:51Speaker 1: like a standard sad gay indie movie, just with the
- 43:56Speaker 1: horror element slapped over it.
- 44:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Because so, the film follows two teenagers living in a
- 44:05Speaker 1: very religious community in suburban Australia who are hanging out,
- 44:12Speaker 1: hooking up, have a crush on each other. One of
- 44:15Speaker 1: them spots the other one making out with someone else
- 44:19Speaker 1: and tattles on him to their religious community, who call
- 44:23Speaker 1: in an exorcist to perform this ritual that is aimed to,
- 44:29Speaker 1: I guess, make homosexuality scary to them. So what the
- 44:32Speaker 1: ritual does is, as we learn, summons a demon who
- 44:36Speaker 1: looks like the person that person wants the most. So
- 44:42Speaker 1: you have these and you know, both of the boys
- 44:45Speaker 1: end up getting cursed with the same curse. So they
- 44:47Speaker 1: are seeing essentially doppelgangers of the person they're in love
- 44:51Speaker 1: with who wants to kill them. And that is the
- 44:53Speaker 1: whole film, and there are some scary moments. The jumps
- 45:00Speaker 1: really falls into a pattern with horror movies for me,
- 45:02Speaker 1: where this was just so overhyped to me as being
- 45:05Speaker 1: so amazing and so scary that it was inevitably going
- 45:08Speaker 1: to be a bit of a let down. But I
- 45:12Speaker 1: just felt like you all know and you fran know
- 45:15Speaker 1: that I don't think any movie should be over ninety minutes.
- 45:18Speaker 1: This movie was I think exactly ninety minutes, and it
- 45:20Speaker 1: was one of the rare instances where I think it
- 45:23Speaker 1: needed another fifteen minutes, ten to twenty minutes just to
- 45:29Speaker 1: of specifically the horror beats to really make this film effective.
- 45:35Speaker 1: I also think it could have used to punch up
- 45:37Speaker 1: on the script for like a little some more moments
- 45:39Speaker 1: of humor. I would have liked to be more invested
- 45:44Speaker 1: in this relationship that I than I was. It just
- 45:48Speaker 1: like I thought it was a good movie, It just
- 45:50Speaker 1: like it wasn't amazing.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I will agree with you on like I think
- 45:56Speaker 2: that there I agree. There's like the relationship and ships
- 46:00Speaker 2: between both the lovers and the mom played by Mia Wasakauska,
- 46:08Speaker 2: who I thought retired from acting, but I guess.
- 46:10Speaker 1: She kind of did as she must have you know,
- 46:14Speaker 1: she was probably Australian, and like was like, she's back
- 46:17Speaker 1: for gay, Sure I'll do it.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Yeah. I think she produced the film as well.
- 46:22Speaker 3: But I.
- 46:24Speaker 2: I felt like, I felt like that the relationships were
- 46:29Speaker 2: the biggest thing that I wanted actually more time on.
- 46:31Speaker 2: I think it would have heightened the stakes of what
- 46:33Speaker 2: we were seeing, even though I thought the chemistry between
- 46:35Speaker 2: the two boys was truly gorgeous and they.
- 46:38Speaker 1: Were both giving really great performances.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Right Like all of that I loved and appreciated it was,
- 46:46Speaker 2: I thought, Yeah, And I also think that the horror
- 46:50Speaker 2: in the film was not that horrific. I thought there
- 46:53Speaker 2: were two scenes in particular that were like really really scary.
- 46:56Speaker 2: I thought the jump scare was super cheap, even though
- 46:58Speaker 2: it fucking got me out of my fucking seat. I
- 47:02Speaker 2: thought it was super cheap. I just didn't think that
- 47:04Speaker 2: the I thought that there was actually so much rich
- 47:07Speaker 2: territory to play with that we didn't see, like you
- 47:11Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like the in the Conceit where
- 47:14Speaker 2: the demon takes a form of your kind of crush
- 47:17Speaker 2: or secret crush and then it essentially tries to kill you.
- 47:21Speaker 2: There's a scene where I mean this is this is
- 47:23Speaker 2: kind of a spoiler, not really. This is a scene
- 47:25Speaker 2: where the demon essentially like fists the other boy like
- 47:28Speaker 2: in his mouth, like fists like his all like I
- 47:31Speaker 2: think up to elbow almost like this his entire mouth.
- 47:34Speaker 1: I think it was maybe brisk, and it was.
- 47:36Speaker 2: Like, yeah, okay, it should have been it should have
- 47:37Speaker 2: been deep. That's my point is like it should have
- 47:39Speaker 2: been deeper, it should have been up is it should
- 47:40Speaker 2: have been deeper.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Yes, There's so.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Many different things where I was like that that you
- 47:46Speaker 2: could have taken this, this and this so much further.
- 47:48Speaker 2: It wasn't even story, yes, And there were so many
- 47:51Speaker 2: things where I was like, this scare is on the table,
- 47:54Speaker 2: this scary element is like sitting right there, Like this
- 47:58Speaker 2: dynamic between them could have been so you know. I mean,
- 48:02Speaker 2: I just thought there was a lot of missed opportunities
- 48:04Speaker 2: for it didn't.
- 48:05Speaker 1: Even play enough with the whole idea of like not
- 48:08Speaker 1: knowing if the person was the real person or the demon,
- 48:12Speaker 1: Like I felt like there was so much more to
- 48:15Speaker 1: do with that. I also thought that the relationship between
- 48:18Speaker 1: the mother and the gay kid, I wanted more more
- 48:21Speaker 1: of a more tension or resolution there, like it. I
- 48:28Speaker 1: like a movie that shows rather than tells, but this
- 48:31Speaker 1: movie needed to both show and tell a little more.
- 48:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the what I love that the the
- 48:43Speaker 2: film had this like erotic tension. I thought that was
- 48:47Speaker 2: so cool. I liked that it didn't shy away from that.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Yeah, their their hookup scenes were genuinely hot.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Yes, And I also did not need to. I did
- 48:59Speaker 2: not need like the romance to be like like immaculate,
- 49:06Speaker 2: but so long as the horror was good. But because
- 49:08Speaker 2: the horror itself was a little lackluster, it led me
- 49:11Speaker 2: to like scrutinize whether what these relationships were doing. And
- 49:16Speaker 2: yeah to I don't know if you were kind of
- 49:17Speaker 2: making this point, But the corporeality of the demon and
- 49:19Speaker 2: like how it works I think was a little confusing sometimes,
- 49:23Speaker 2: which I don't mind.
- 49:25Speaker 1: As you know, I don't necessarily want all the rules
- 49:30Speaker 1: for a monster or an entity or whatever spelled out
- 49:33Speaker 1: for me in a horror movie. But this was just
- 49:36Speaker 1: so vague and there, and it's so similar to something
- 49:41Speaker 1: like It Follows that I do think it needed a
- 49:44Speaker 1: little more lore to differentiate itself.
- 49:47Speaker 2: I also think there's like a hint of obsession in there.
- 49:50Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Like, there's there's a hint
- 49:54Speaker 2: of like, oh, sometimes relationships are so deep that they're scary,
- 50:00Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Sometimes a crush is so
- 50:02Speaker 2: severe that it's dangerous. Like that's a theme that I
- 50:05Speaker 2: think is in there. But honestly, compared to obsession, obsession
- 50:09Speaker 2: does it so much better because there was so much
- 50:13Speaker 2: more relational building, and because I thought they actually really
- 50:16Speaker 2: took it there with a lot of the horror.
- 50:17Speaker 1: But also there was a good amount of humor and obsession.
- 50:21Speaker 1: It was it felt like like I don't know, I
- 50:27Speaker 1: I didn't care. I didn't care about these people. It's
- 50:30Speaker 1: like they just felt so far away from me, these
- 50:33Speaker 1: like Australian teenagers in this like small religious community, and
- 50:38Speaker 1: like I don't need to relate to a character in
- 50:43Speaker 1: a movie to be moved by their story. But I
- 50:46Speaker 1: just like I just wanted more of these people. I
- 50:49Speaker 1: felt like I didn't. There was not a lot of
- 50:51Speaker 1: their There was not a lot of interiority about their characters.
- 50:55Speaker 1: All I knew was that they were gay for each other.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Yeah, they were gay for each other, and yeah, sometimes
- 51:01Speaker 2: that can feel a little thin, and they were both
- 51:05Speaker 2: very thin. They were both very thin and the blonde
- 51:10Speaker 2: one could have moved to New York and been like
- 51:16Speaker 2: immediately cast into a Gucci campaign, you know what I mean,
- 51:20Speaker 2: and like been like set for life. Well actually I
- 51:23Speaker 2: mean set for like four to six years, and then
- 51:27Speaker 2: a model's career is over. Then you have to kill yourself,
- 51:30Speaker 2: and then you have to kill yourself. I will to
- 51:33Speaker 2: give the film a little bit of credit. First of all,
- 51:35Speaker 2: if virgins you're listening to this, you might like the film.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Go see it, Go support the film. It's gay, it's horror.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Like I don't think we have gay horrors. I can't
- 51:43Speaker 2: think of any gay horrors. I know there probably is
- 51:46Speaker 2: like one or two, But like.
- 51:48Speaker 1: I do think this, coming off the back of Obsession,
- 51:54Speaker 1: got a little more attention than it would have, and
- 51:59Speaker 1: that a good thing.
- 52:01Speaker 2: Like one could argue that Black Swan is a gay
- 52:04Speaker 2: horror like it is.
- 52:06Speaker 1: It is certainly a psychosexual thriller with queer themes.
- 52:10Speaker 2: I think it's horrific. Uh, but yeah, I like that
- 52:16Speaker 2: that exists. I also think that there's a there's a
- 52:21Speaker 2: message at the end. I guess I won't spoil it,
- 52:23Speaker 2: but there's a there's the way that the film ends
- 52:26Speaker 2: even though I thought on a plot level is very cheap,
- 52:29Speaker 2: on the thematic level, I thought was really rich and cool.
- 52:31Speaker 2: And I was like, I've actually, I don't think i've
- 52:33Speaker 2: ever seen a film do that before in a coming
- 52:37Speaker 2: out story. But anyways, virgins, let us know what you
- 52:42Speaker 2: think of Leviticus.
- 52:45Speaker 1: And not also not the one from the Bible.
- 52:48Speaker 2: Wait also okay, sorry, yeah, rego read Leviticus from the Bible.
- 52:53Speaker 2: I also forgot to mention that the the name of
- 52:58Speaker 2: the character is name.
- 53:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that was girl. What the is that?
- 53:03Speaker 2: Australia a crazy?
- 53:04Speaker 1: Literally, and you know what, I don't care if that's
- 53:08Speaker 1: something that people in Australia are actually named for your movie.
- 53:11Speaker 1: You have to give a character a name that's not name.
- 53:14Speaker 2: Don't give your note name your character name. What's wrong
- 53:17Speaker 2: with you?
- 53:18Speaker 1: Literally?
- 53:18Speaker 2: What's your child name? That's crazy? That's crazy. Anyways.
- 53:24Speaker 1: Uh, it's like if your name was Tran instead of Fran. Yeah,
- 53:28Speaker 1: and it is Fran Tran Torado. That's my middle name, Tranferrado.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Okay, we only got the minute to say, do we
- 53:37Speaker 2: talk about Game of Thrones and save the Mummy entocy
- 53:40Speaker 2: for next week?
- 53:41Speaker 1: Yeah, let's want to do it. Let's know, let's do
- 53:44Speaker 1: a quick House of the Dragon check in. I will
- 53:48Speaker 1: say the most recent episode, which follows Ranira as she
- 53:52Speaker 1: you know, takes control of sort of the the daily
- 53:57Speaker 1: life of being a ruler after you know, flying into
- 54:01Speaker 1: King's landing and taking the iron throne. I really liked
- 54:05Speaker 1: this episode because it felt like a very kind of
- 54:08Speaker 1: old school Game of Thrones episode that was much more
- 54:11Speaker 1: focused on political intrigue. I liked that the whole episode
- 54:15Speaker 1: was really from Rainier's point of view and that we
- 54:19Speaker 1: focused in on that. And I liked during her essentially
- 54:22Speaker 1: first days in office. Yes, and I kind of both
- 54:27Speaker 1: loved and hated that they did the like what if
- 54:29Speaker 1: the female president got her period? Things? That was kind
- 54:33Speaker 1: of crazy.
- 54:37Speaker 2: Wait, I didn't even think about it that way. That's
- 54:39Speaker 2: exactly what happened. Yeah, it's very body dysmorphia, is very
- 54:44Speaker 2: gender trouble Judith Butler, et cetera. But I mean, they
- 54:48Speaker 2: didn't treat it that way. But that's why I read it.
- 54:50Speaker 1: But I thought it was a good episode. Again, Olivia
- 54:53Speaker 1: Cook doing insane things with her I acting as Alison
- 54:57Speaker 1: continues to experience the horrors. I also think this episode,
- 55:02Speaker 1: you know, for people who haven't read the book and
- 55:04Speaker 1: who don't know what's going to happen. Like I saw
- 55:06Speaker 1: a lot of people saying online who were like, oh,
- 55:09Speaker 1: this was the first time I was like, Raniera might
- 55:11Speaker 1: be fucked.
- 55:13Speaker 2: Oh I see, yeah, that the wall is kind of crumbling,
- 55:20Speaker 2: or rather the I would say what I well, I'll
- 55:22Speaker 2: say is that the foundation is cracking for sure. I mean,
- 55:26Speaker 2: she wasn't resting on a solid foundation to start with.
- 55:29Speaker 1: No, but she had the idea that like, once she
- 55:32Speaker 1: took the iron throne, everything would fall into place, and
- 55:36Speaker 1: we see her learn in this episode that like, no,
- 55:39Speaker 1: now she has to actually rule, and it is very
- 55:42Speaker 1: hard to rule a city and a kingdom in which
- 55:47Speaker 1: you don't have the resources, you don't have the support
- 55:50Speaker 1: of the nobles, and you don't have the support of
- 55:57Speaker 1: the entire kingdom. As much as I loved that sequence
- 56:01Speaker 1: of her feeding all the aristocrats rats, she needs those
- 56:06Speaker 1: people if she's going to rule effectively.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Unfortunately, if you're an institutionalist democrat, which we have previously
- 56:15Speaker 2: argued on this podcast that Raniera is the Democrat and
- 56:19Speaker 2: Allison is the Republican. On the technical level, if we
- 56:21Speaker 2: have to choose, then you. Then Raniera, as the dem
- 56:27Speaker 2: must know that she does need to take some you know,
- 56:31Speaker 2: pack fund. She needs to take some uh, she needs
- 56:35Speaker 2: to like wine and dine some people that maybe are
- 56:38Speaker 2: fracking okay. She needs to make sure that the billionaires
- 56:43Speaker 2: in her circle are maybe a little bit happy.
- 56:47Speaker 1: And she also has to not piss off the Church,
- 56:50Speaker 1: which is, you know, the other major ruling power in
- 56:54Speaker 1: West Rows. And I really loved that scene with her
- 56:57Speaker 1: and the High Septin because, you know, Knira, she has
- 57:02Speaker 1: been burdened with this destiny of being a Targarian, of
- 57:06Speaker 1: being the rightful queen, of being her father's heir, of
- 57:10Speaker 1: knowing that there is this looming existential threat of the
- 57:14Speaker 1: others and the Long Night, and so she really sees
- 57:18Speaker 1: herself as this champion who has, you know, the mystical
- 57:22Speaker 1: endowment of dragons, and so she thinks like, oh, that's
- 57:26Speaker 1: what's going to get the High Sept into sort of
- 57:28Speaker 1: cower before me, not thinking about the fact that the
- 57:31Speaker 1: faith of the Seven to them all, they the Targerians,
- 57:35Speaker 1: are something they tolerate because they have power. They think
- 57:40Speaker 1: they are dark sided, incestuous freaks with fire monsters, and
- 57:46Speaker 1: they see dragons as the epitome of everything they want
- 57:49Speaker 1: eradicated from the earth, magic, you know, any kind of
- 57:55Speaker 1: female power. Raniera represents everything they don't want. A woman
- 58:00Speaker 1: with power who has a dragon. Yeah, and so we're
- 58:04Speaker 1: just seeing how even though Rania is now in the
- 58:09Speaker 1: place of power, she doesn't have any of the trappings
- 58:13Speaker 1: on it. She doesn't even have the resources to fund
- 58:15Speaker 1: her own coronation. And the episode ends with her essentially
- 58:19Speaker 1: doing a photo op giving food to the people, which
- 58:22Speaker 1: might keep them fed for a couple of days, but
- 58:26Speaker 1: is gonna do nothing about the larger problems.
- 58:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a very great It's a great moment
- 58:35Speaker 3: for her optics for sure, and it's a great moment
- 58:38Speaker 3: for the socialists watching the TV show that are like,
- 58:40Speaker 3: hell yeah, redistribute wealth Raniera.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Like, I certainly felt very satiated by that move.
- 58:47Speaker 1: I will see, Comrade Rania.
- 58:49Speaker 2: I don't know if this was like something that was
- 58:52Speaker 2: like intentional on the filmmaking level, or if this was
- 58:54Speaker 2: just kind of like a under blocked, understage moment, but like,
- 58:59Speaker 2: watch her stand in a so in the and towards
- 59:04Speaker 2: the end of the episode, she's, you know, standing in
- 59:06Speaker 2: a wagon filled with food and resources, And she's giving
- 59:09Speaker 2: a speech to the people saying she's going to redistribute
- 59:11Speaker 2: this wealth, and then you kind of look at the
- 59:13Speaker 2: wagon and there's really not that much food on it.
- 59:16Speaker 1: No, she's giving them these little packages of of like
- 59:18Speaker 1: a couple slices of bread.
- 59:20Speaker 2: And like apples and like whatever. And I'm like, it's
- 59:22Speaker 2: like that will last them like maybe like less than
- 59:25Speaker 2: two days for sure, especially if they have a family.
- 59:29Speaker 2: And also, like, how is this distribution program working? Is
- 59:34Speaker 2: it just everyone that was there that heard the speech
- 59:36Speaker 2: and everyone else is kind of fucked? Is there like
- 59:38Speaker 2: any sort of like newsletter she's gonna send out, or like.
- 59:44Speaker 1: One of those alerts you get when there's severe weather.
- 59:47Speaker 2: Yeah, and alert.
- 59:51Speaker 1: I would love to receive anwer alert, especially if it's
- 59:53Speaker 1: like a Tybra alert, or I would love to receive
- 59:56Speaker 1: Nier's version of you've got Gmail, You've got.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: Dragon mail, dragon mail notifying you that you are entitled
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: to one parentheses one basket of food and resources.
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that the optic. I don't know, I
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: don't know if that was a contentional filmmaking, but it
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: just fell anti climactic.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: I think it's good storytelling. That it's showing that Rania
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: is someone who has not thought she's been so caught
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: up in the idea of winning the throne of uh,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: you know, protecting her claim that she has not thought
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: about ruling right, and that is like and that is
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: something I'm sure we will see play out over the
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- 1:01:13Speaker 1: a little bit last week about female led action movies
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: and said we were going to save that conversation for
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: this episode, and in fact, we decided to make that
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: the topic of our second Deep Dive episode for this month,
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