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GAY GREEN LANTERN Fails Big · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Well, you really can't make this up. I'll just read you the headline,
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  gay sex fueled Green Lantern comic book doa after fans reject it and sales
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  fall flat. In related news, black trans Superman action figures are one hundred
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  percent off now at Target. So apparently. In October, author Tim Sherinan
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  urged people to pick up a copy of his latest work, a Green Lantern
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  reboot, in which the DC superhero has sex with his boyfriend despite his pleas.
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  The comic appears to have struggled to gain favor among readers. And you
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  know what the problem here is turning a straight character gay. That's so fifteen
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  minutes ago. Nobody's going to buy a Green Lantern comic until he has a
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  vaginoplasty. Obviously, on Amazon, the ebook version of the first issue of
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  Alan Scott Green Lantern currently sits at number two hundred and seventy seven in Superhero
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  Comics and Graphic Novels and thirty nine thousand, seven hundred and thirty six among
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  all titles in the Kindle Store. And I guess to save and grace of
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  this is that, because it's a comic book, you don't have to worry
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  about kids reading it. The only people that are reading it are adults who
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  just thought that the Green Lantern comics just never really had quite enough cock.
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  So let's take a look at what's in there. God, I've missed you.
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  There he is, And here's one where the Green Lantern and his boyfriend
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  are planning a romantic getaway in a country lodge. So you know, I
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  just have to wonder what the hell are they doing? Well, here's the
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  creator, I guess to explain it. The book comes out next dc Tuesday,
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  October twenty fourth, but already the haters and the queer fobes are out
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  in force, doing everything they can to see that this book tanks. They
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  use code, and they make it sound like they have legit problems with a
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  book they haven't read yet, But the truth is they just don't like that
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  there's a queer hero in the upper ranks the DCU. The only way we
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  can shut these people down is to make this book an undeniable success. The
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  only way to prove to all the big publishers that there's a huge market for
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  authentic stories about LGBTQIA plus characters and that these stories are for everyone is to
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  buy the heck out of books like this. Uh, it doesn't sound so
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  much like he's actually that interested in making comic books. Seems to be the
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  problem, and keep saying make them for everyone, But that doesn't really sound
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  like what he's doing. This feels more like some sort of chaotic quest and
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  that he's tilting at the windmills of oppression or something. Maybe it's just not
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  that interesting in and of itself. Maybe it's not relatable for most people,
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  you know, because very few people these days care whether or not somebody is
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  gay or not. I certainly don't, but I do want my entertainment to
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  be relatable to me, and it doesn't sound like this guy's trying to do
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  that. It sounds like he's just on some mission and that he's trying to
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  shame people into being into this thing that they're just not into. And you
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  know what, nobody likes being told what to do what they have to,
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  like being shamed into liking things or pretending to like things that their entertainment only
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  exists to push his agenda. And he clearly didn't make this for everyone.
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  He made it for a niche that is more niche than comics already are.
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  And this is called woke dysfunction revolution. Over All, else the issue,
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  no pun intended, is never actually the issue, And at the end of
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  the day, nobody is a bad person because they don't want to get socially
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  engineered or pretend to like things that they just don't really like or are interested
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  in. Not that any woke person will understand anything that I just said,
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  of course they won't. They'll be eagerly looking forward to the trans black lesbian
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  batman. Oh and actually better put him in a wheelchair just to be safe.
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  But let's not forget they still won't buy the product anyway. That's all
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  I'm gonna say about that. Please like, share, and subscribe. Sharing
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  really helps me out. I thank you for that. I will see you
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  next time.