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No Sex For You · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:08
  Testecleese: Things are shifting
• 0:19
  Testecleese: who are fake news.
• 0:21
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:25
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:29
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 261 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: Oh, there's 2 guys drinking some beers talking. What's going on?
• 0:48
  Testecleese: Back to the weekly setup instead of twice a week.
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Thank God, those elections are over. Huh?
• 0:54
  Brian McFadden: I was going through a lot of beer, and I wasn't even drinking that much on Tuesday nights. But definitely.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: Oh, man, alright!
• 1:06
  Testecleese: Still trying to decide how I want to do the start of this show. I'm what
• 1:10
  Testecleese: try the local again.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: I don't know before I do the follow up and intro, because
• 1:17
  Testecleese: I don't know why. It just seems like it might work.
• 1:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:20
  Testecleese: But apparently you had another arrest of the shooting of a 19 year old who died in Yorktown.
• 1:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, we've had a rash of shootings of young kids lately, and.
• 1:33
  Testecleese: Bus stops and stuff right.
• 1:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. But this one was another arrest. So.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: I don't know what's going on down there. But you guys have having a lot of people shooting.
• 1:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:45
  Testecleese: It's time for you to buy a gun.
• 1:47
  Brian McFadden: Married.
• 1:49
  Testecleese: No?
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Well, this is an interesting thing that I can't bring up the numbers right now, because I
• 1:56
  Testecleese: it's 1 of those ones you have to click to the next thing every time you want to read it.
• 1:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I hate those.
• 2:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. And when I closed it out I closed it out somewhere. Random.
• 2:05
  Brian McFadden: Seeing number 44, New York.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly starts with 44, and goes to 50.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: But West Virginia is the 3rd most moved into state right now.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: A lot of people retiring that have money are moving into the low income areas. Because, you know, you don't have to work at all.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: A lot of people working remotely are because they're bringing in more money in the local communities.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: Lot of poverty down here out here. But.
• 2:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: They're bringing in a lot of more wealthy people.
• 2:39
  Testecleese: I'm looking for getaways.
• 2:42
  Testecleese: But just just remember if you're gonna move into, or if you're gonna change states.
• 2:48
  Testecleese: don't bring your ridiculous politics with you like, if you're fleeing California because California is falling to shit and you go to Texas
• 2:55
  Testecleese: don't vote the same way because you're gonna bring the same garbage in over there.
• 2:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm looking at Illinois.
• 3:02
  Brian McFadden: 38%'s moving in 61%'s moving out.
• 3:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, why do you think
• 3:08
  Testecleese: Dakota is the opposite where they got 59% moving in and 40% outbound moves?
• 3:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, these places keep hearing about how
• 3:20
  Testecleese: you know they're so great, especially these.
• 3:22
  Brian McFadden: People are moving out of New Jersey.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: People moving out of these left wing strongholds.
• 3:26
  Brian McFadden: People are moving into Vermont.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, Vermont, I'm a little confused about like
• 3:33
  Testecleese: I mean, it's like a vacation area. But
• 3:37
  Testecleese: I mean, they got Bernie Sanders as a Senator
• 3:42
  Testecleese: New Hampshire has a lot of people moving into, and I'm not sure what's going on. New Hampshire. They're
• 3:47
  Testecleese: the Free State movement, where all the libertarians are moving, trying to take over the government like
• 3:52
  Testecleese: the Muslim population there. And what's that Michigan town.
• 3:57
  Brian McFadden: Michigan tech
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  Testecleese: Creek Creek.
• 4:01
  Brian McFadden: Battle Creek.
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  Testecleese: I don't know. There's
• 4:04
  Testecleese: There's a community where they like took over the government. They're actually like 99%.
• 4:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: Officials.
• 4:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It's that Battle Creek. I know what you're talking about.
• 4:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I keep wanting to say, Flint, but it's not flint.
• 4:17
  Brian McFadden: It's up there.
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  Testecleese: They were in the. They were in the news for their flammable water.
• 4:22
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 4:25
  Testecleese: But check this out. The parks in West Virginia are offering black Friday deals on lodges and cabins.
• 4:31
  Brian McFadden: You are.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: No, I live in one.
• 4:36
  Testecleese: But if you wanted to come, you know anyone wants to come. Do a vacation check out the the mountains in West Virginia.
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  Testecleese: Good deals right now, going on.
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: And enjoy the snow.
• 4:46
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 4:47
  Testecleese: yes, I had about 2 feet of snowfall in 3, 2 and a half days. We're down to about a foot because it warmed up
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  Testecleese: roofed wild.
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  Testecleese: But there's also a new music festival
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  Testecleese: that's gonna be hitting West Virginia fairgrounds.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: I will not be attending, because I only recognized one artist, and it was Oliver Anthony.
• 5:13
  Testecleese: I like.
• 5:13
  Brian McFadden: I thought he was quitting music. I thought he was quitting music.
• 5:17
  Testecleese: He's not quitting music. He's quitting.
• 5:19
  Testecleese: talking out publicly about the politics behind his music.
• 5:22
  Brian McFadden: No! Hold on!
• 5:24
  Testecleese: And I like his work.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: But chances are everything else I'm not gonna like, because I'm not a big country fan or bluegrass, or whatever
• 5:32
  Testecleese: you consider his work, and remember he's just the dude with a guitar.
• 5:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:39
  Testecleese: Alright Aha!
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Onto our or new topic. Let's see how long this category lasts. Massachusetts News.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: because they keep making national news over the dumbest shit, and looks like I got up just in time.
• 5:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: They recently picked up 3 more illegal migrants 2 of them have been charged with child rape, and one was convicted of the same crime in Brazil.
• 6:03
  Brian McFadden: And they did that without the aid of the state.
• 6:08
  Testecleese: Please.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: Oh, it was all local cops that did that.
• 6:12
  Brian McFadden: I get well, didn't isn't this one of the States that where
• 6:16
  Brian McFadden: the governor said he wasn't going to support trump Massachusetts? He's not going to support trump at all.
• 6:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, she
• 6:27
  Testecleese: yes. But if these people are actually committing crimes and being charged with child rape, they'll still pick you up, even if you are illegal.
• 6:38
  Testecleese: And now they're looking to boot a bunch of these families out of the overrun shelters.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: But they're not gonna let Trump deport them. So you're kicking people out on.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: Where are they? Gonna go?
• 6:49
  Testecleese: The streets in the winter of Massachusetts.
• 6:52
  Brian McFadden: This is going to be a freaking shit show. People are going to die. And that's gonna get in the news. And it's gonna make matches look even worse.
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  Testecleese: Yup, that's exactly what's gonna happen. People die every year in the cold, in mass, let alone the people living on the streets.
• 7:08
  Testecleese: And I don't. I don't know how many people have ever been to Massachusetts.
• 7:12
  Brian McFadden: I grew up in Michigan during the winter.
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  Testecleese: You understand that it gets.
• 7:17
  Brian McFadden: Talking, so.
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  Testecleese: And I mean, I remember one year, maybe 10 years ago.
• 7:24
  Testecleese: they got something like 12 feet of snow in the winter, and it never got warm enough to melt the snow.
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  Brian McFadden: I was in high school during that year of snow we had that snowstorm where in Michigan it got up to like the top of the door. Seals and stuff like that for?
• 7:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
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  Testecleese: Oh, oh, no! I was. We were
• 7:44
  Testecleese: when this happened. I remember opening the window upstairs and stepping out into the snow.
• 7:50
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
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  Testecleese: And man it was. It was wild. We had to have a hockey sticks in the snowbank
• 7:57
  Testecleese: with a bucket on the end of it to get mail.
• 8:00
  Brian McFadden: Otherwise you didn't get your mail.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: What was that?
• 8:03
  Brian McFadden: Ignore mail.
• 8:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny on my mailman today. I couldn't get to my mailbox, so we parked his vehicle, walked across my front lawn and put it on my front doorstep for me. And I was like, Oh.
• 8:14
  Testecleese: I I promise I'll dig it. I was like, Yeah, don't worry. It snows here. I'm like, yeah, it snowed in mass. The mailman just said, fuck you, if you couldn't.
• 8:21
  Brian McFadden: That's what they'll do around here, too, now, nowadays, like you'll get it another day when this.
• 8:26
  Testecleese: Don't bring it tomorrow. If your mailbox is dug up, we'll put it in for you. Then.
• 8:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:31
  Testecleese: All right, all right, into our follow up category, which
• 8:35
  Testecleese: we multi shared many articles through this entire thing.
• 8:39
  Testecleese: Most of them I tossed out, but some of them I put in because there was, might be something a little different.
• 8:44
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
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  Testecleese: But Jussie Smollett.
• 8:47
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 8:48
  Testecleese: His. His conviction has been vacated by the Supreme Court of Illinois.
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: Because they're saying it basically was the same situation of Bill Cosby that the prior prosecutor promised things. And then when they switched prosecution people
• 9:04
  Brian McFadden: they didn't follow through on those promises, and the Illinois Supreme Court said that the original promises had to be held held which threw out a bunch of evidence, and they said, What! No more? What?
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  Testecleese: Promises. He still claims his innocence.
• 9:21
  Testecleese: So it's not even like he pled guilty for a reduced sentence. Right.
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: So I don't understand.
• 9:28
  Testecleese: If if you are fighting the prosecution all the time, what are they offering? You
• 9:33
  Testecleese: showed up just trying to hook you up, and because they were trying to let him off the
• 9:37
  Testecleese: let them off altogether. Remember.
• 9:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 9:42
  Testecleese: That kind kind of bothers me. With that
• 9:47
  Testecleese: I don't know. We'll we'll see
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  Testecleese: if this expands out into other people have been charged with crimes that clearly aren't true.
• 9:57
  Testecleese: and we will be getting into trump in a little bit.
• 10:01
  Testecleese: But here's another example, Dan Penny.
• 10:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: In New York City.
• 10:06
  Brian McFadden: Talking about this again next week.
• 10:08
  Testecleese: Oh, this isn't gonna stop until it's over. I.
• 10:10
  Brian McFadden: I think it'll be over by next week. The the.
• 10:14
  Testecleese: Rested.
• 10:14
  Brian McFadden: Good.
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  Testecleese: Yep, yep. Now, here's the question is, do you think the the jury takes 20 min
• 10:21
  Testecleese: or a week to decide.
• 10:24
  Brian McFadden: I think it'll be decided by the time they want to go home for Thanksgiving.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 10:30
  Testecleese: I understand that logic. But that's not the way our legal system is supposed to work, is it?
• 10:35
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 10:36
  Testecleese: Well, turns.
• 10:38
  Brian McFadden: I'm making a prediction that he will be found not guilty.
• 10:43
  Testecleese: And if he's not, the Supreme Court of New York will have to overturn this.
• 10:49
  Testecleese: But the prosecution team to include the medical examiner
• 10:55
  Testecleese: didn't bring up that. The fact not only drug abuse that this Jordan Neely had, but the fact that he was on drugs when it happened.
• 11:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: His his mental capabilities. Excuse me, Miss Sneeze.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: Whew! I got another one coming, but it's not ready yet.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: And here's an interesting bit about this.
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  Testecleese: The doctor, the medical examiner, said the chokehold didn't kill Neely.
• 11:23
  Brian McFadden: No, we talked about this in previous episodes. That's not what killed him.
• 11:28
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 11:30
  Testecleese: So how are you going to convict this man of killing him?
• 11:33
  Testecleese: If that's.
• 11:33
  Brian McFadden: Because he's convenient.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: Well, speaking of convenient, there was another man who helped hold
• 11:41
  Testecleese: Penny down. He showed up on the book
• 11:44
  Testecleese: in the middle of this conflict or whatever didn't see how it started.
• 11:49
  Testecleese: Black man
• 11:50
  Testecleese: didn't want to get involved until Penny started choking this guy and decided he was going to help out and hold the guy down.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: He was given an immunity to testify against Penny.
• 12:00
  Brian McFadden: How'd that work out for the prosecution?
• 12:03
  Testecleese: Not so great because he lied initially and then told the truth on the stand.
• 12:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, nice!
• 12:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, he didn't want to admit that he was involved in holding this guy down when he died.
• 12:15
  Testecleese: and so he had immunity.
• 12:18
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: So it's like, yeah.
• 12:19
  Brian McFadden: Cover your own ass.
• 12:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, this guy helped kill a dude. Let's give him immunity to make sure we get the white marine to go to prison.
• 12:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, cause it's all about racial and military.
• 12:32
  Testecleese: And Matt Gaetz has withdrawn his nomination as Attorney general. I'm a little disappointed. I like Matt Gaetz.
• 12:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I I mean, I'm not surprised. He brought a lot of baggage.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: That was kind of the point.
• 12:52
  Testecleese: I have a couple theories.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Maybe I should get my foil hat out.
• 12:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, one there I heard was that.
• 12:59
  Testecleese: He's going to replace Rubio.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I heard that that was on an agenda show that would let. Oh.
• 13:06
  Brian McFadden: They also talked about another Clayton. Buck said that he only resigned from this Congress.
• 13:12
  Brian McFadden: so if he wanted to take his new duly elected
• 13:16
  Brian McFadden: for the next Congress he could. But he's already come out and said, he's not going to do that. He's going to have a role in the Administration that's not going to require
• 13:25
  Brian McFadden: Congressional approval.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, I, I.
• 13:29
  Brian McFadden: Going to be a Czar.
• 13:32
  Testecleese: Possibly I like the idea that Desantis is going to have him fill Rubio's senatorial position.
• 13:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's up. That's up to desantis.
• 13:43
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 13:44
  Brian McFadden: But isn't that? I thought it was the
• 13:48
  Brian McFadden: the Republican. The governors could place new house representative people in, but for Senate it had to be a special election.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: I think someone gets to fill the position until they have time to organize an election. I'm not sure.
• 14:03
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: But yeah, he's still the Congressman elect for Florida, and the next Congress coming up in theory. Was it January 3, rd or whatever
• 14:12
  Testecleese: or 6.th I don't know.
• 14:13
  Brian McFadden: They're in religious.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: You could just walk right back into office, and I'll take a seat back.
• 14:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he could. Yeah.
• 14:20
  Testecleese: But then they would probably immediately.
• 14:23
  Brian McFadden: Try to release his investigation.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: You know what? I'm getting frustrated as fuck. Hearing this about the sexual abuse scandal.
• 14:34
  Testecleese: the Doj already looked into this and threw it out, saying, There's there's no real story here, there's nothing. But obviously the dems have to latch onto it.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: and that's all they do.
• 14:45
  Brian McFadden: Good for them. You know they had. They have a win with Trump's nominees here, you know, because he, you know.
• 14:51
  Brian McFadden: bowed out so early on in the process.
• 14:54
  Brian McFadden: They're going after the the Secretary of Defense Nominee.
• 14:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, heg, Seth, exactly. They're doing the same thing to him now.
• 15:02
  Testecleese: This is all they have that they can't come up with actual stuff they have to say. Someone accused him of something. They did it to Kavanaugh. They did it to trump. They did it to Gates.
• 15:11
  Brian McFadden: Did. Hecto did it to Clarence. Thomas.
• 15:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they did it to a Supreme Court who's already holding the position. There's nothing you can do about it
• 15:19
  Testecleese: like what it takes like a 3 or 2 thirds vote from Senate, or something.
• 15:23
  Brian McFadden: No, that was part of his confirmation. Hearing, you know, that.
• 15:26
  Testecleese: Why is it?
• 15:27
  Brian McFadden: And complained about the the pubic hair on the coke can that she knew was his. How in the hell she knows his.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: Oh, that's right, that's right. No, she said something about look, I'll look at this hair on my soda, or whatever. And he said, oh, it's a pubic hair! And she took that as I put cubes in your drink.
• 15:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: He's like he made a joke about people putting pubes on your drink.
• 15:49
  Testecleese: Come on! Who's reaching down to their pants and throwing.
• 15:53
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: You know that's something you might have done in like high school to fuck with your buddy. You know what I mean.
• 15:59
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: And well to replace the now missing nominee for Attorney General Pam Bondi has been nominated by trump.
• 16:11
  Testecleese: She worked for him. She worked for him under his 1st administration.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: She is the one who was kicked off of. Was it Cnn. Or whatever
• 16:23
  Testecleese: what she said? How Stelter was calling Trump Hitler!
• 16:27
  Testecleese: And like, and she, the the host, is like, Oh, if you're gonna talk about my coworkers this way, then you know, we just can't have this conversation like no, I'm I'm literally quoting what he said.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: And well, anyway, I'm sure you remember that story right.
• 16:40
  Testecleese: That was, that was this woman, Pam Bondi.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: And oh, I can't! I can't remember this woman's name.
• 16:49
  Brian McFadden: This is, we played her clip. This was the lady was so excited.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: That was true.
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: When I bottled a bottle of champagne, isn't it?
• 16:58
  Testecleese: Oh, it's the same woman.
• 16:58
  Brian McFadden: I think it is. Yeah.
• 17:01
  Testecleese: Pam. Seltzer.
• 17:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think it's the same woman that was.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: you know, you know, making fun of the gas station attendant for on a vote for voting for
• 17:12
  Brian McFadden: for Trump. Oh, my.
• 17:13
  Testecleese: Go ahead!
• 17:13
  Brian McFadden: Vote.
• 17:15
  Testecleese: I don't know. The picture of her doesn't look the same, but it might be it could have just been different lighting and makeup.
• 17:21
  Testecleese: But she yeah, she's the one who said Trump was going to win all the swing States. I'm not.
• 17:26
  Brian McFadden: No, but Harris Harris was going to win, and Iowa.
• 17:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she didn't. Harris didn't win any of them. So now this woman said, she's going to retire.
• 17:37
  Brian McFadden: Try something else in life.
• 17:39
  Testecleese: And this is the issue.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: People keep pointing at polls. They haven't been accurate in my entire life.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: and you have to remember, too, like you've been calling trump supporters, Nazis, for how long?
• 17:56
  Testecleese: They're not gonna answer your questions honestly.
• 17:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't have any reason to trust the pollsters.
• 18:04
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, all right, right. Something. I've been bringing up
• 18:08
  Testecleese: every couple months for a couple of years now.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: because I want people to understand this, and this would explain
• 18:17
  Testecleese: all the change in weather we have seen, and possibly even climate.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: The magnetic poles are shifting.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: and this article is new because I've been following this. I'm not just bringing up 10 year old stuff.
• 18:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: Moving the way. We've never seen them before. The North Pole, which was in Northern Canada.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: is now in the former Soviet Union, the magnetic north.
• 18:44
  Testecleese: This happens regularly. The magnetic poles invert
• 18:49
  Testecleese: anywhere between like 10,000 and a hundred 1,000 years. It's been over a hundred 1,000 years.
• 18:55
  Testecleese: You can actually track this in the sediment in the ground.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: But a flip in the magnetic poles will affect obviously the magnetic field around the planet which is protecting us from the sun.
• 19:09
  Testecleese: And think of this, it's over Russia now, the the actual poll
• 19:13
  Testecleese: which means may they may have issues with their
• 19:19
  Testecleese: defense systems believe it or not, with electromagnetic interference.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 19:27
  Testecleese: I don't really put too much stock into the the Russian defense, anyway.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong. You don't want to fuck with Russia because they do have nukes.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: but I don't think they're nearly as powerful as a force.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: It's often believed they're just.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: They have a last resort that you don't want to fuck within.
• 19:49
  Testecleese: No, Ukraine doesn't have a real chance of defeating Russia in a war.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: but we will get into that, too. We have a whole.
• 19:57
  Brian McFadden: That's a whole. Another category. Yeah.
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 20:01
  Brian McFadden: So Costco recalled 80,000 pounds of butter.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, cause you see why?
• 20:10
  Testecleese: They weren't labeled Dairy.
• 20:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, well, how else? What kind of other butter is there.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: Is margarine. Well, that's not.
• 20:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, that's not butter.
• 20:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 20:23
  Testecleese: I just like, Oh, my God, 80,000 pounds of butter edge butter is already like 7, 50 a pound.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: You're gonna go and pull 80,000 pounds off the market
• 20:33
  Testecleese: because it didn't say dairy. What the
• 20:36
  Testecleese: do people know? What butter's made of?
• 20:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Milk.
• 20:40
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 20:43
  Testecleese: The 4 B movement we've been talking about.
• 20:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: No, no dating men, no sex with men, no marriage, no babies for 4 years, or whatever.
• 20:54
  Brian McFadden: Didn't Whoopi go join the 4 B movement.
• 20:57
  Testecleese: She didn't. Whoopi is like 68 years old.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: I I think even oh, crap!
• 21:05
  Testecleese: What's that guy's name from cheers.
• 21:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Dan, oh, what's the name?
• 21:11
  Brian McFadden: The bartenders
• 21:13
  Brian McFadden: you're talking about? He he's all about climate change. He said. The world was going to end years ago.
• 21:19
  Testecleese: I didn't know that. It's funny because I just watched his new show.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ! What's it called? I watched like 2 days ago a man on the inside
• 21:29
  Testecleese: why can't think of this guy's name.
• 21:31
  Brian McFadden: Ted Danson.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: Ted Denson. I keep coming up with Woody Harrelson and Kelsey Grammer. Like everyone else at the bar.
• 21:38
  Brian McFadden: No, I haven't watched the new show so.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: Oh, it was pretty good. He his wife is dead.
• 21:46
  Testecleese: and he's like really depressed. And his daughter what his daughter is the waitress from it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
• 21:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 21:54
  Testecleese: You didn't watch that show.
• 21:55
  Brian McFadden: No, I never did.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: Oh, you should! It's absolutely hilarious and completely inappropriate. They actually had to take down one of the episodes of the show. It was so offensive.
• 22:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, he. He takes a job as a private investigator and goes
• 22:09
  Testecleese: undercover into a retirement home looking for a thief.
• 22:13
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: I got a good laugh.
• 22:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, Ted, dancing wouldn't even hit Whoopi right now, and
• 22:21
  Testecleese: he famously had on Blackface at an event with Whoopi Goldberg.
• 22:27
  Testecleese: But have you seen the reactions to this? 4 B thing.
• 22:32
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cares.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: No, especially because it's like these liberal women. It's like, 1st of all, you're saying, we're not gonna have random sex with Rando dudes like, okay. So a Republican wrote this, a conservative Republican at that wrote this doctrine.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: Like, you're doing literally what they asked you to do. They actually just said, start using birth control and not use abortion instead, like, Oh, we'll just be abstinent like even better, you know, it's like thanks for listening to the Christian church.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: Sure, but it's funny. The biggest trend on Tiktok right now is hot Republican women
• 23:06
  Testecleese: going out to be like thank you, liberal women for leaving all of the men for us, and
• 23:11
  Testecleese: no, you can keep the liberal men that just want to bang you and never talk to you again. We get to talk to the guys that are looking for a marriage and open doors for you, and take their hats off when they walk indoors, which is
• 23:23
  Testecleese: what you always hear from these women online is they're complaining how they can't find a traditional like chivalrous, chivalrous man.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: I'm like, that's because you told them they were Nazis.
• 23:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:35
  Testecleese: If you want chivalry, if you want to be treated like a lady, you gotta act like a lady.
• 23:42
  Testecleese: all right.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's funny the stuff people were saying with this 4 B movement. They're thanking these women, and I don't know if you've noticed but half these women that are coming out, shaving their heads and saying, Look like Jabba. The fucking.
• 23:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're not. They're not that good looking. Yeah, I know what you're saying.
• 24:02
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because actually, on Facebook, I shared a picture recently of this woman.
• 24:06
  Brian McFadden: You did, he'll you shared it to our our little chat. So.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, did you? Okay? Well, on Facebook, I my caption over it was.
• 24:14
  Testecleese: please let please, at least let Leia go free.
• 24:20
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 24:22
  Testecleese: I thought I thought it was funny. But yeah, she had her. Her ears went down to her shoulders.
• 24:28
  Testecleese: Give me more hot dogs all right. Now. Here's something
• 24:36
  Testecleese: that I opened up and read, because it looks kind of familiar.
• 24:39
  Testecleese: but I didn't know exactly what it was.
• 24:42
  Testecleese: Susan Smith had her parole denied.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: She is the one who, 30 years ago put her children in the backseat of a car and then drove it into the lake.
• 24:54
  Brian McFadden: No, that's bad.
• 24:54
  Testecleese: And left her children to drown.
• 24:58
  Testecleese: Alright, she will not be getting out of prison.
• 25:01
  Brian McFadden: Is she in prison or in a psychiatric ward?
• 25:05
  Testecleese: Either way, she doesn't have her freedom right now.
• 25:10
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Well, speaking of ridiculous murders, let's move into migration.
• 25:14
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 25:16
  Testecleese: Laker Island suspect was found guilty.
• 25:22
  Testecleese: This is the young lady
• 25:25
  Testecleese: who was out jogging at night, and man tried to rape her. She fought him off, and he killed her.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: Smash your head against the asphalt.
• 25:33
  Brian McFadden: But the liberal da did not seek the death penalty.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised that that's just how it goes.
• 25:43
  Testecleese: Riley. Actually, apparently, she wrote a letter to her future husband.
• 25:47
  Brian McFadden: It was in her journals. It was a journal.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 25:50
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 25:51
  Brian McFadden: Touching.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: Cause. Her priest talked to talked to her, and said this might help her get through whatever.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: This. This was a stand-up young lady, and just wiped out
• 26:06
  Testecleese: and check this out. Msnbc put out a headline saying, what's the Guy's name.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: I thought it was right here. It's in there. It's in this article
• 26:17
  Testecleese: saying that he didn't have a chance.
• 26:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, aberra.
• 26:24
  Testecleese: Yes, a bear didn't have a chance in this trial, and people got so offended like as if it was like
• 26:30
  Testecleese: biased
• 26:32
  Testecleese: because it came from Msnbc. If you read the article, it was all the evidence stacked up against this guy. He's fucked, you know.
• 26:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:40
  Testecleese: But because it was Msnbc. Everyone was like, I know what they publish. I know what side they take.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: They're clearly trying to defend this guy, and I just thought it was. They end up having to change the headline because we were so, miss.
• 26:52
  Testecleese: and, as usual, your typical left wing voter
• 26:55
  Testecleese: and half your right wing voters don't read more than
• 26:58
  Testecleese: the headline, let alone the entire article.
• 27:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:05
  Testecleese: The Haitian migrants in Ohio are fleeing Springfield.
• 27:10
  Brian McFadden: Where in the hell are they? Gonna go?
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Just spread out a little bit. You don't want everyone in one place eating all the cats and all the dogs.
• 27:18
  Brian McFadden: Maybe they do. They run out cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio.
• 27:22
  Testecleese: Might be all the neighborhood pets got eaten up, and no one wants to go get a new one.
• 27:28
  Testecleese: I didn't see a whole lot of evidence that this is happening
• 27:32
  Testecleese: a little bit here and there, more than anything I saw these guys going down to local water features like ponds, and like fountains and stuff.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: killing geese and ducks and taking them home.
• 27:48
  Testecleese: And
• 27:49
  Testecleese: normally I'd be the guy like no, it's completely cool to kill and eat a wild animal. But the problem is these features we put here to attract the wildlife. They're not going to show up if you're eating them there.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: But could you imagine being there at the Park with your family like having lunch throwing bread for the ducks and some dude walks by with a machete, grabs a goose, and cuts head off and carries it home. Your children.
• 28:13
  Brian McFadden: That's gonna be traumatizing for some kids.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: which is funny. My almost 5 year old knows that, like chicken, the animal and chicken, the food are the same thing.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: but she hasn't actually seen the animals be killed yet.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: She has told me she's going to sneak up behind a deer and catch it so we can eat it, though.
• 28:33
  Brian McFadden: As well.
• 28:34
  Brian McFadden: Good luck.
• 28:35
  Testecleese: I'd be. I'd be impressed if she jumps on the back of a deer and manages to catch a deer.
• 28:40
  Testecleese: Actually, I even told like. If you catch a deer versus just killing it, we'll keep it as a pet in the yard and feed it.
• 28:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 28:47
  Testecleese: I was like, you're still small enough to ride a deer around like a horse.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: The assistant da in Manhattan was mugged by one of these Venezuelan gang members.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: That's hilarious! Because isn't New York the big place that's not charging these people at all.
• 29:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're a sanctuary city.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think they had one situation where they went in and arrested a bunch of gang members for.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: But in general they're not even looking at this stuff.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: I'm not hoping people get robbed and hurt, but sometimes it takes the people making these decisions to happen to them.
• 29:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:31
  Testecleese: To realize it's probably happened to the guy on the street who doesn't have a fucking security team with him. You know.
• 29:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, this da doesn't have a security team, either. He's just a da.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: True, but he, the Da, might actually have a weapon.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: and your average New Yorker, does. Huh?
• 29:48
  Brian McFadden: I doubt it.
• 29:49
  Testecleese: I don't know if you're worried about. I guess if you're letting everyone go, you're probably not carrying a weapon.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: The 13 novel. But oh, well, California. Los Angeles in particular, passes passed a sanctuary city ordinance.
• 30:10
  Brian McFadden: Right after trump got elected they got worried. So they made their own sanctuary city.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Well, it looks like it's the opposite, actually. Oh, really, there's a 3.rd There's a 13. Nothing vote that will prohibit Los Angeles from providing any city resources or personnel to oh, never mind
• 30:27
  Testecleese: to be used to help Federal law enforcement on immigration laws. So they're not saying we're not going to give you our money to these people. They're saying we're not going to help you get them out of here.
• 30:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Testecleese: Whatever happened to Federal law trumps, local law.
• 30:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's still the case when it is the appropriate Federal law that meets the needs of
• 30:49
  Brian McFadden: the Liberal cities and States.
• 30:51
  Testecleese: What what blows my mind is. I keep hearing people like. Oh.
• 30:55
  Testecleese: these migrants have a lower crime rate than American bowling citizens, and I'll bring up every time I was like.
• 31:01
  Brian McFadden: Merry.
• 31:01
  Testecleese: There's a hundred. There's a hundred percent criminality with these folks like, oh, really, they're all criminals.
• 31:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they all came in here illegally. Yeah.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 31:09
  Brian McFadden: Who knows?
• 31:10
  Testecleese: Exactly what I say is like yes, literally, every single one of them.
• 31:13
  Testecleese: and they get offended when I say they cross the border illegally like. Oh, come on like, that's a crime, that's all.
• 31:19
  Brian McFadden: That doesn't count.
• 31:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, it doesn't count when I just kick in your front door and live in your fucking house, and you can't kick me out, because now I have squatters rights because you went on vacation for a week with your family.
• 31:32
  Testecleese: By the way, I had to look into the laws in West Virginia concerning squatter rights.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: because there's a lot of abandoned property around here that I'm like
• 31:42
  Testecleese: depending on what the rules are. I might be able to just say, this is mine. Now.
• 31:45
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 31:47
  Testecleese: 10 years. You have to have proved that you live somewhere for 10 years before your squatters rights kick in.
• 31:55
  Brian McFadden: And be a victim.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: Well, that's great. I mean, you can go. You can keep a summer house in West Virginia or a winter house if you ski
• 32:02
  Testecleese: and not worry about not owning the house when you come back next time, like you can open your door and shoot people in your house.
• 32:09
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: But I was like, damn man. That means I'm not just gonna go down to this house that's been abandoned for 10 years. The driveways overrun. There's a tree through the house. I can't just say this is mine and rebuild it
• 32:21
  Testecleese: because I would.
• 32:23
  Testecleese: You know, free piece of property. You probably keep the foundation of the house, rebuild a new house, turn around, sell it for more than it costs you to do.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: Speaking of, I wrote my Governor a Letter concerning a Snow Removal.
• 32:39
  Brian McFadden: Just just ahead of the storm.
• 32:42
  Testecleese: And I brought up.
• 32:43
  Testecleese: I brought up how we do it in Massachusetts, and I specifically said I left there because I don't agree with their politics, so don't think I'm bringing that with me.
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: But it's.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: But mass uses citizens to clear the snow like they have their own city and town trucks.
• 32:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But then they contract out to this. Yeah, they do that in Virginia, missus. You. Now, too, even Virginia has a lot of that, too.
• 33:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, you get a lot of the back roads done a lot quicker and you get paid.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: I'm kind of regretting sending that out watching how much this plows are plowing out here.
• 33:19
  Testecleese: but they were on top of it
• 33:20
  Testecleese: now. Granted, I do live on a a state route that is used for moving quarry materials and lumber.
• 33:30
  Testecleese: So that might be why it was super clean all the time.
• 33:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:34
  Testecleese: You know, 18 wheelers driving 55 miles an hour. It's good to have the snow off the ground.
• 33:38
  Brian McFadden: And who did your driveway.
• 33:41
  Testecleese: Driveway. I didn't bother when I went out to get beer today. I just backed the truck out
• 33:48
  Testecleese: over the snow. No problem.
• 33:50
  Testecleese: And when I came back in I kicked it into 4 wheel drive
• 33:54
  Testecleese: and just drove up onto my driveway. Anyway.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: it's warm enough, and it's gonna rain. Tomorrow the snow will be mostly gone, especially on the driveway.
• 34:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: I especially think. When I go to church, when the truck's not there, and the sun's beating down the black spot of asphalt.
• 34:09
  Testecleese: It's gonna melt it.
• 34:12
  Testecleese: Not everyone around here, though, has a driveway.
• 34:16
  Testecleese: Think I'm the only person in like 5 miles in either direction that actually has a paved driveway
• 34:23
  Testecleese: which is unfortunate because I was gonna go snow blow my neighbor's driveway.
• 34:28
  Testecleese: because, you know, she's got a car, not a truck.
• 34:31
  Testecleese: but it's cobblestone, and I'm not gonna toss all them stones through my snowblower. You know.
• 34:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, or ruin your snowbir.
• 34:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm like, no, I'm sorry you could have. You could get your own whatever you could.
• 34:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 34:45
  Testecleese: I did offer to bring her into my house when Power went out, but she doesn't have a generator, but
• 34:50
  Testecleese: she just lit a fire and put a blanket on my girl all right. At least I tried to be nice, you know.
• 34:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: All right. This next one here
• 35:01
  Testecleese: pissed me off so many ways.
• 35:04
  Testecleese: Please tell me what this jackass this mayor in Denver has said.
• 35:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, this guy's an idiot or her! I don't know who it is. I don't care.
• 35:12
  Testecleese: I honestly have no idea who the Mayor of Denver is.
• 35:15
  Brian McFadden: He has vowed to shield
• 35:17
  Brian McFadden: the migrants that are in his sanctuary city from mass deportation by using local cops, and up to 50,000 residents that are going to be stationed at the county line, calling it a Tiananmen square movement. So he's gonna protect them from the Federal Government. By, I don't think he knows what. I don't think he really remembers what Tiananmen Square was.
• 35:38
  Testecleese: You know. Weren't all those people slaughtered by the Government in a hail of automatic gunfire?
• 35:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, they run in tanks and mowed them down.
• 35:46
  Testecleese: That was in China, by the way.
• 35:48
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it was.
• 35:49
  Testecleese: And all of it.
• 35:50
  Testecleese: Tim Walls was there, right?
• 35:52
  Testecleese: So he says.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: Oh, he says,
• 35:58
  Testecleese: It's 1 thing to not assist Federal authorities. It's another thing to obstruct them right?
• 36:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes, totally.
• 36:05
  Testecleese: Is that a crime.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: I would, I would think so, obstructing a.
• 36:10
  Brian McFadden: It's definitely a crime.
• 36:14
  Testecleese: I see someone from Guapo in here, but I don't know. I don't see what he did.
• 36:19
  Testecleese: Sorry. My Facebook was flashing his name.
• 36:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 36:23
  Testecleese: I don't see a message from
• 36:28
  Testecleese: yeah, I'm not sure exactly what this is saying. Maduro, is the President of Mexico right.
• 36:33
  Brian McFadden: Sounds, great.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: They're changing their view on the Us.
• 36:39
  Brian McFadden: Because trump's been reelected.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it looks like they're gonna go back to this remain in Mexico thing. And they're
• 36:46
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: I'm not sure exactly what's going on. It was difficult to understand.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: But he I don't know. Basically saying stuff like, Don't worry about it.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: It's not gonna be that big a deal.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: and we have to change half of our policies now, because we can't just let people walk through. People walking won't just walk through the country. They're gonna have to sit here and stay and get stuck in Mexico instead.
• 37:11
  Testecleese: So maybe Mexico will close up the southern border.
• 37:14
  Brian McFadden: That'd be helpful.
• 37:18
  Testecleese: Right.
• 37:19
  Testecleese: This is village in Italy, Sardina.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: So in it's on one of the Mediterranean Islands.
• 37:26
  Testecleese: Excuse me, I got got a nasty tickle on my nose today.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: Oh, got waiting for the sneeze to show up there. It is alright
• 37:37
  Testecleese: every 5 years or so this comes up. They're offering homes to American citizens for a dollar
• 37:48
  Testecleese: They're not in great shape. They require a ton of fix up and
• 37:54
  Testecleese: appreciate to stay there for like 5 or 10 years or something, so you can't just like buy it, fix it up and move, you know. Sell it.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: There's about a thousand people living in this village.
• 38:06
  Testecleese: And now they did say they're not going to stop non-americans from moving there. But Americans gonna get fast tracked because they're thinking that all these people are gonna flee the country. So Italy is like, Yeah, they'll come live here.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: Your average American.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: Go ahead.
• 38:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'll pay to go there and live for a dollar.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: Well, it's like it's a like terracotta. Hot
• 38:29
  Testecleese: is what most of these houses are.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: And your average person who's going to flee the nation because trump took over
• 38:37
  Testecleese: is not gonna live in a desolate Italian village
• 38:41
  Testecleese: in the Mediterranean on an island in the Mediterranean Sea. They're just not.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: We're gonna get angry.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Could you imagine moving there, not being able to speak the language now? Happily.
• 38:52
  Brian McFadden: I don't translate.
• 38:54
  Testecleese: Great. So you now, you piss everyone out there, you're not going to bother to learn Italian instead, you're gonna.
• 38:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, I can learn it after I get there, you know.
• 39:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, you well, you and I would a lot of folks wouldn't. They would be like, no, this will do it for me. They should learn English.
• 39:10
  Testecleese: And now, apparently, Ellen Degeneres and her wife are moving to England.
• 39:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm sure they haven't spent a whole lot of time in the country. As it is, most of these people have multiple houses around the world.
• 39:24
  Testecleese: Ava longoria
• 39:27
  Testecleese: has already left the country, but the finding is, she already has a house in Italy and in Mexico like mansions. Right. It's like she wasn't even in the country when she allegedly moved out.
• 39:40
  Testecleese: She was only coming here to
• 39:42
  Testecleese: get paid and go back to where she wants to be.
• 39:45
  Brian McFadden: And then keep doing that.
• 39:47
  Brian McFadden: They still have to pay their Federal property taxes, even if they live outside the States.
• 39:52
  Brian McFadden: and they make money in the States. So.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, and remember, California
• 39:58
  Testecleese: is trying to charge you in our property tax or income tax, or whatever it is, even if you don't live in the State anymore.
• 40:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: Imagine. Oh, I hate this country so much. I'm gonna go move to, you know Italy.
• 40:11
  Testecleese: But you still have to pay Los Angeles
• 40:15
  Testecleese: and California. Your income tax, I think Los Angeles has an income tax, don't they?
• 40:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 40:20
  Testecleese: Maybe not. I know New York is one of the only ones that does.
• 40:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, so global did share something. I was just in the wrong thing. Oh, my God.
• 40:30
  Brian McFadden: it's some kind of Facebook thing. I'm not opening it right now.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, you have to share a lot of those little clips. Oh, by the way, speaking of, when you guys share articles to the Google, Doc.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: if it's 1 of the Facebook links, open the fucking article. Okay?
• 40:46
  Testecleese: Because if you don't, when I go and click on it to open it.
• 40:49
  Brian McFadden: I don't share a lot of Facebook linked articles that.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: So, maybe.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: Whoa!
• 40:53
  Testecleese: Maybe it's Guapo, but the thing is when I open it, and then like to go bring it over into the dock.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: It resets the damn messenger bar to the very bottom right to scroll all the way back up.
• 41:06
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 41:07
  Testecleese: Find where I was. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Oh, it's frustrating as hell!
• 41:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. That's why, once somebody starts updating that, you know, you almost got to go through everything that's in there.
• 41:19
  Brian McFadden: because it the way it works, you know. So.
• 41:22
  Testecleese: Neat.
• 41:24
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 41:26
  Testecleese: So okay, they're calling it spin off. Comcast is spinning off these cable networks.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: I'm wondering.
• 41:33
  Brian McFadden: Go ahead!
• 41:33
  Testecleese: They're spinning them up. They're decoupling. They're like, we're not. You guys have nothing to do with us anymore. Go form your own company
• 41:39
  Testecleese: to include E. Msnbc, U.S.A. And oxygen. But there's others.
• 41:43
  Brian McFadden: Do you not notice? Bravo's not on that list?
• 41:47
  Testecleese: Is bravo, one of the ones being cut off.
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: No, they're the ones that have the real housewives, the Beverly Hills, franchises, and all the other real housewives around the country, franchises.
• 41:59
  Testecleese: U.S.A. I'm not surprised by honestly like what I haven't seen anything.
• 42:05
  Brian McFadden: U.S.A. doesn't have an identity anymore.
• 42:08
  Testecleese: No, I think the last show they did that was any good was burn notice, or something.
• 42:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was fantastic show. I love that show.
• 42:15
  Testecleese: But yeah, U.S.A. was always like reruns of Macgyver and quantum leap, you know.
• 42:19
  Brian McFadden: It still is.
• 42:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, then, I mean, I I enjoy. But I can get
• 42:24
  Testecleese: I can get that online for
• 42:26
  Testecleese: next to free or even free, if I just want to go to Youtube.
• 42:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, everybody at Msnbc is freaking out.
• 42:33
  Brian McFadden: saying that there's gonna be a name change Duh should have been a name change when Microsoft
• 42:41
  Brian McFadden: Sold off their part of Msnbc. People don't realize this. I remember when Msnbc 1st started, it was Microsoft
• 42:50
  Brian McFadden: in conjunction with Nbc.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 42:55
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 42:56
  Brian McFadden: Microsoft ain't been a part of it for decades.
• 43:00
  Testecleese: Well,
• 43:00
  Brian McFadden: And Nbc's cutting their ties because they
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: they're like feeling like they're that's not real news coming out on Msnbc anymore. And the people that do might watch the Evening News on Nbc. Don't trust them anymore, because they're attached to Msnbc.
• 43:19
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. Nbc doesn't want to be affiliated with it.
• 43:22
  Testecleese: and Msnbc's viewers are down like 30%.
• 43:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, ever since morning, Joe Crew admitted. They wanted to go bending for that trump.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: Kiss the ring.
• 43:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Kiss the rain.
• 43:36
  Testecleese: Safe.
• 43:37
  Brian McFadden: This within days of calling him a Nazi, and that the world was going to end if he got reelected.
• 43:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Thing is
• 43:48
  Testecleese: how many of these folks are gonna get fired from Sn. Msnbc, when they're not on comcast anymore.
• 43:54
  Brian McFadden: Most of them there's no money to pay for unless somebody like George Soros buys Msnbc.
• 44:01
  Brian McFadden: Then it can't sustain itself. It's going to end. It's going to merge with Cnn, or it's gonna go away altogether.
• 44:08
  Testecleese: Well, actually, it's up for sale right now.
• 44:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 44:12
  Testecleese: But before I get into that they're gonna get fired because
• 44:17
  Testecleese: the only money they were bringing in was from their cable contract. They were getting a cut of all cable subscriptions.
• 44:22
  Brian McFadden: It's all the cable companies that's where they make most of. Their money is from those carrier fees.
• 44:27
  Testecleese: Yes, and nobody's watching this channel. So it's it's a waste of their money to pay these guys.
• 44:33
  Testecleese: But Donald Trump, Jr.
• 44:37
  Testecleese: Went on to X.
• 44:39
  Brian McFadden: And
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Tagged Elon musk, saying, you should buy. Msnbc.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: And Musk came back and was like, Whoa! What's it cost?
• 44:48
  Testecleese: I I would.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: Elon Musk is the kind of guy who would do this as a giant troll.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: And then hire Alex Jones
• 44:59
  Testecleese: to be the entire network, you know.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: like, here, go do it. We can call it whatever you want to call it Msnbc, if you want.
• 45:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're boned. They're boned. And then
• 45:10
  Testecleese: more than Joe actually shut up the social media comments because their own viewers. The only viewers they have are hardcore leftists that hate anyone who doesn't agree with 100.
• 45:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, they also buck listens to the show just to get a different opinion every morning.
• 45:26
  Testecleese: Steve Bannon launches it every day.
• 45:29
  Testecleese: I pay attention to these things because I want to hear what the other side is saying.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:36
  Testecleese: But I don't sit down and watch Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow show like.
• 45:40
  Brian McFadden: Rachel Maddow gets paid millions billions of dollars a year for a 1 h, show every week.
• 45:46
  Testecleese: 30 million dollars, and she already got a 5 million dollars a year pay cut.
• 45:51
  Brian McFadden: It's not enough.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Well, what are they gonna find? 25 million dollars to pay? Or if they're not getting cable feeds.
• 45:57
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 45:58
  Testecleese: They're like nobody's advertising.
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no? Well, they do advertise on there. But you know it's Sky Rizzy.
• 46:11
  Brian McFadden: the colonoscopy at home test. It's pressure.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: Hills.
• 46:16
  Brian McFadden: A bunch of weird, pharmaceutical things that you should tell your doctor about. You know.
• 46:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. And actually, he was hoping. Jfk, Jr. Makes that illegal.
• 46:27
  Brian McFadden: Where there's only 2 countries in the world that allow drug advertising us in New Zealand. I think it is.
• 46:35
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, and I believe New Zealand also has the Fahrenheit scale, don't they? Or is it like.
• 46:40
  Brian McFadden: No, I think they use Celsius.
• 46:42
  Testecleese: Maybe there's there's another guy. Actually, I think it's somewhere in the Pacific Ocean that uses the Fahrenheit scale, too.
• 46:51
  Testecleese: Keep putting stuff in Bill Maher in here. I I'm getting ready to just call it quits on this guy because he's so far behind the curve.
• 46:58
  Testecleese: It's frustrating, and the thing is. Once you realize
• 47:01
  Testecleese: well, the thing is, once he realizes he's wrong. He turns around and yells at everyone for believing the crap that he's been putting out for years like this.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: He had Dennis Prager on once, and Prager was talking how there are tampons in the men's rooms in high schools. He was talking about the Tim walls thing.
• 47:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: And they all laughed at him. Told me he was nuts. It's not happening, it's not happening. And then, a year later, Bill Maher's like, oh, well, you know, trans. Women are women. It's like, yeah, but they don't menstruate you. Asshole.
• 47:29
  Brian McFadden: They don't need tampons.
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: It just makes them feel better knowing there's tampons available for them.
• 47:37
  Testecleese: Well, now he's calling the Democrats retarded.
• 47:40
  Testecleese: He actually called them retarded.
• 47:44
  Testecleese: Basically saying, you guys need to slow down back off
• 47:48
  Testecleese: he actually just had. What's his name there? Neil? Decrast Tyson on.
• 47:52
  Testecleese: and Tyson couldn't understand why Harris lost.
• 47:56
  Brian McFadden: When do you look at William Shatner.
• 47:58
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 48:01
  Testecleese: this William Shatner thing pissed me off because he said, What what do you? What's the problem is, she combines 2 great platforms. Woman.
• 48:07
  Testecleese: She's black, she's not black.
• 48:10
  Testecleese: I don't care if she is or not, what the fuck difference does the color of her skin make.
• 48:14
  Brian McFadden: She's got no skills to be President of the United States.
• 48:18
  Testecleese: And it's funny. I told the wife about this today, and she goes, well.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: Shatner was like, Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: And my little girl says.
• 48:27
  Testecleese: What do you know, Daddy? I was like William Shatner had the 1st interracial kiss on TV. He was on Star Trek.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: But that doesn't mean they should be President.
• 48:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 48:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, yeah. Mar tried to explain it to Tyson or Tyson.
• 48:48
  Testecleese: Why,
• 48:51
  Testecleese: the Democrats lost. And he basically explains, like, if you don't agree with every single thing on the Democrat platform. You consider the far right, Nazi.
• 48:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: And I actually brought this up last week.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: I'll I'll talk to the Democrats if I don't agree with everything they say they hate me, and they think I should just go die in a hole.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Never talk to the Republicans, and I agree with
• 49:11
  Testecleese: 10% of their points, and like, well, good to have you on board, you know.
• 49:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:16
  Brian McFadden: We're more open minded.
• 49:17
  Testecleese: Help, and that's how it happened. Was you. You alienated everyone who wasn't a retarded moron.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: and they like well, if I'm going to be called a Nazi any. Anyway, I may as well at least vote for lower gas prices, you know.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: Been avoiding the view for a while, even when you were bringing them up. I tried to stop.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Did you see, Sonny Austin have to read her.
• 49:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw it on like I heard about. I heard it, heard her read it on like 3 different shows, you know.
• 49:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Stone. Face.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: No no.
• 49:56
  Brian McFadden: You know she didn't know about this when the show got started. This is something the lawyers pushed on to him after she was going crazy.
• 50:05
  Testecleese: Well, she was talking all this trash about how Matt Gaetz is a sex offender, and you know he rapes children, or whatever
• 50:11
  Testecleese: right. And then she had to read the the Do we is this is the actual. Her reading it out in there.
• 50:17
  Brian McFadden: Let me check.
• 50:18
  Testecleese: We'll have a look while I talk about it.
• 50:20
  Testecleese: She basically had to come out and say, like, Well, the Doj actually looked into this, and it was thrown out because it was a giant joke, and there was no evidence of any of this.
• 50:30
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because since then they've had to do this again.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: And now that you see, this is like, well, you know, when you get news from us it's real, because when we're wrong we'll come out. It's like, no. You came out and said something about it, because you were going to get sued for calling someone a Pedophile rapist, you know.
• 50:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:48
  Testecleese: You don't see it in there.
• 50:51
  Brian McFadden: Not long one, though.
• 50:54
  Testecleese: Meanwhile the Ethics, the Democrats are trying to force the Ethics Committee for Congress.
• 50:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I think I might have it. I got it.
• 51:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're trying to get this stuff released about Matt Gates.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: which is going to get released anyway. It's already been hacked. That's been announced.
• 51:07
  Brian McFadden: It's amazing how how this shit automatically gets hacked
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: when they want it out there, and
• 51:15
  Brian McFadden: we still can't find out who killed Jfk.
• 51:19
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure we know that, but we still can't find out who
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Oh, you and I can.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: We still can't find out who broke cocaine to the White House.
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 51:31
  Testecleese: It's muted whoopy.
• 51:37
  Testecleese: Matt Gaetz has long denied all allegations, calling the claims quote, invented.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: and saying in a statement to ABC news that this false smear following a 3 year criminal investigation should be viewed with great skepticism.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: That Doj investigation was closed with no charges being brought.
• 51:56
  Testecleese: We'll be right back.
• 51:58
  Brian McFadden: I'll be right back.
• 51:59
  Brian McFadden: We'll be.
• 52:00
  Testecleese: Let's not even talk about this because we're just gonna get in trouble again.
• 52:04
  Brian McFadden: And you could. She could tell that it was like she was not happy to be reading that, you know. It was like
• 52:12
  Brian McFadden: she didn't even know it was happening before the show started. I guarantee you.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: That, and I bet she didn't know that Doj had already investigated this and thrown it out.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Because that's not what the view does. They hear bits and pieces from Rachel Rachel Maddow.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: and that stuff's taken out of context in the 1st place, and then they go and warp it a little bit. And then your average person who watches this here is like, Oh, this man's a convicted rapist. It's like that's not true at all.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: By the way. Msnbc, are you familiar with David Pakman?
• 52:46
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 52:46
  Testecleese: Okay, he's a left wing youtuber.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: What about destiny?
• 52:51
  Brian McFadden: The child.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: No, no, not beyonce's band.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: This is Dude called Destiny.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: He was the one who was on Piers Morgan.
• 53:04
  Testecleese: cheering on the fact that was it Comp. Camperano, or whatever was killed at the trump rally.
• 53:10
  Brian McFadden: So he deserved it, for even being there.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: Those guys. And Tim Pool is another example, but he's more to the right or middle
• 53:20
  Testecleese: get more views with their content in an hour.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: and Cbn. Cnn. Combined in an entire day.
• 53:32
  Brian McFadden: That's not hard to do.
• 53:33
  Testecleese: Even left wing online news media is beating the mainstream media, the M. 5 M. If you will.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: That's I don't know whatever.
• 53:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Meanwhile the view is now saying,
• 53:50
  Testecleese: Trump Trump's actual vice president is Elon Musk.
• 53:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 53:55
  Testecleese: My God! Are they gonna have to read another legal notice about this, too.
• 53:58
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 54:01
  Testecleese: Like, how much bullshit can they speak
• 54:04
  Testecleese: like? Oh, well, Elon Musk, you know he bought the election. Harris spent more than twice as much money in her campaign than Trump did
• 54:12
  Testecleese: more than twice as much money.
• 54:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, look at where I got her.
• 54:15
  Testecleese: And she has all the bill on her side.
• 54:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we had a couple.
• 54:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay, well, yeah.
• 54:21
  Brian McFadden: We got Vivek, Rasami, and one month.
• 54:25
  Testecleese: Ramaswami's only worth half a billion.
• 54:29
  Brian McFadden: 3 and a half 1 billion, a billion.
• 54:31
  Testecleese: 500 million.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer, man.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: He flipped me off. Everyone.
• 54:46
  Brian McFadden: You got me while I was trying to drink a beer, too, so I can only do hand motions at that point.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: I want your nose.
• 54:54
  Brian McFadden: It was almost. It almost did.
• 54:57
  Testecleese: Been a while since I got you shoot beer on your nose.
• 55:00
  Testecleese: Nobody you got Mark Cuban, Soros, Beyonce, Taylor, Swift, Oprah are all billionaires that were.
• 55:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: Pushing Harris.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: Let me tell you how much the Harris supporters were pissed off when they showed up to the biggest rally to prove that they had more people than trump
• 55:19
  Testecleese: because they were promised beyonce was gonna perform, and she didn't.
• 55:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, how many times did they promised her multiple times at the Convention. They promised her.
• 55:27
  Brian McFadden: Several different rallies they promised her, and when she did show up she did not perform.
• 55:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the funny thing is, the people were dumb enough to believe it the next time it's like, how many times are they going to tell you the same lie.
• 55:39
  Brian McFadden: They'll get you.
• 55:40
  Testecleese: Before you say before you say. I don't believe it. You know.
• 55:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:47
  Testecleese: Alright. I'm still on the view, Jesus Christ.
• 55:51
  Testecleese: We we could do an entire show, ripping the view apart.
• 55:54
  Brian McFadden: We have been for years. We are.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: Well, I know we used to have the chickens clucking when.
• 56:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you don't play that anymore.
• 56:03
  Testecleese: No, because I found out it was a I stole a family guy joke, and I didn't realize it
• 56:09
  Testecleese: when it was the view. And they are a bunch of chickens from.
• 56:12
  Testecleese: and then one of them laid an egg
• 56:16
  Testecleese: they were talking trash about Joe Rogan, saying he believes in dragons, I'd like to say for
• 56:22
  Testecleese: to clear us up a little bit.
• 56:25
  Testecleese: Joe Rogan said. There may have been something in history
• 56:29
  Testecleese: that has been called a dragon, because you know how these stories back in the day were exaggerated.
• 56:35
  Testecleese: is it? But they showed up in Europe. They showed up in Africa. They showed up in Asia
• 56:41
  Testecleese: in ancient folklore. When these stories were, these, communities were not integrated.
• 56:46
  Brian McFadden: Like, maybe there was something.
• 56:49
  Testecleese: You know what I mean like. Maybe maybe it's a Komodo dragon people were talking about. Hey? Look a dragon!
• 56:55
  Testecleese: But Joe went and changed his profile. So you like these kind of far out there ideas. How do you like this idea? There's a group of people that say that dragons were real.
• 57:09
  Testecleese: and I'll explain. So around the same time period, so to speak. And I'm not one of these people. So I'm probably going to get the details wrong? A little bit. Yeah, seriously. But so around the same time period in China, South America, Africa, all these different Rome, all these places, images depicted people fighting dragons right? And every every dragon was slightly different. But it was all a giant, scaly animal that could fly.
• 57:35
  Testecleese: So when you break that down, you think about the fact that large birds had a hard time being fossilized because their bones are so porous? Right? So because bones they have like hollowish bones. They break down very easily, and they don't fossilize.
• 57:47
  Testecleese: So the the group that says this.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: basically they're saying the evidence is the reason there's no fossils of dragons is because they had bird bones, and they were actually very delicate animals. But a handful of these small, a small population of these giant flying lizards existed and basically encompassed all these different countries, where they all depicted fighting dragons in their own way, and they were all killed off by, you know, knights, or whatever it is, and then didn't fossilize
• 58:17
  Testecleese: what? So it's like the science is.
• 58:19
  Brian McFadden: That if there were lizards big enough to fly around and eat people they didn't have bones that could fossilize, so it'd be like an eagle right? And so and that's why, you know, that's why all these.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: It was like.
• 58:31
  Brian McFadden: In the world.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Interesting idea.
• 58:33
  Brian McFadden: It's not like, he said. He believes of dragons like, written like in the times of people that actually had the written word? Or is it just depictions? I don't know, not my field. That would be interesting, because, like, are these depictions, like
• 58:47
  Brian McFadden: ancient accounts told by generation after generation like passed down. I think so. I think I.
• 58:53
  Testecleese: And again exaggerating right.
• 58:55
  Brian McFadden: Or whether it's real. But I think it's interesting.
• 58:56
  Testecleese: It had to be 20 feet tall. Science support.
• 59:00
  Testecleese: But there you go. So Joe never even said they were real. He was asking questions about the guy who said they people believed it.
• 59:07
  Testecleese: Jeez Lee. How how much garbage can this channel spew?
• 59:14
  Testecleese: I say.
• 59:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's ABC. So then keep on spewing it, spewing it, spewing until somebody kills the view, and
• 59:23
  Brian McFadden: I mean there's rumors going around that Whoopi won't be on the view next year.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, we hear that every year or so, though.
• 59:31
  Testecleese: Mmm, right?
• 59:31
  Testecleese: You know, Whoopi needs that job. She she works for a living. She wouldn't be there. She didn't have to, she said.
• 59:37
  Brian McFadden: Whatever.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: By the way I went and had a look.
• 59:40
  Brian McFadden: She's getting 8 million dollars a year.
• 59:43
  Brian McFadden: That's it.
• 59:44
  Testecleese: That's it. Fuck you! That's it. If I made 8 million dollars in one year
• 59:49
  Testecleese: I could effective. I could easily retire.
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: We're making that on the podcast.
• 59:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, obviously, that's why I'm not working right now.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: But well, there you go. I managed to retire with less than 8 million dollars in my account by properly investing. What's Whoopi doing with her money? Is it because she has a hundred 1 million dollar mansion?
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Is that why she has to keep working.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: I bought a house for a hundred $50,000 in the mountains of West Virginia.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:21
  Testecleese: because it was. It was cost effective. I like the politics here. It's inexpensive to live here. All it takes is a little bit of prior planning.
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: and you don't have to be a wage slave. Your entire life typically speaking.
• 1:00:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: And what do you think about Joe Rogan changing his bio to being a drag dragon believer.
• 1:00:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: I think it's hilarious. He's trolling them because.
• 1:00:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: By the way, Rogan has completely come out full on trump supporter.
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:51
  Brian McFadden: He didn't do that. The last 2 elections Trump was going in.
• 1:00:55
  Brian McFadden: but he just I think he I think he's just like a lot of the Dems were quasi Democrats, you know. They were just so pissed off at the current state of the Democrat party that, you know they're like, let's give trump a chance.
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:01:11
  Brian McFadden: Even though that's what we were saying in 2016, you know.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: Let's give the outsider from the Government a chance, you know.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's the thing is, we pay attention to what's going on.
• 1:01:24
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: So we're way ahead of this curve just like, for how long have we been telling people keep an eye on Boeing stock? It's almost time to buy it.
• 1:01:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: Because Boeing's not going away. You know the the Federal Government will bail them out, maybe not under trump. Actually.
• 1:01:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:01:40
  Testecleese: We'll see, though.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: Oh, shit actually! And speaking of on the topic
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: depending on what everyone paid for gold and silver, if they have some.
• 1:01:52
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: Keep an eye on the prices they are falling precipitously
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: in wake of the trump election.
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: so it might be time to you might you might want to sell it off now
• 1:02:06
  Testecleese: and then buy it back when Trump is in office, when it's at its low.
• 1:02:10
  Brian McFadden: Bitcoins went through the roof since Trump got a lot of.
• 1:02:14
  Testecleese: Yes, it did. And I'm regretting. I seriously thought about buying Bitcoin right before the election. But I was like, if trump doesn't win, it's gonna take a dump because
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: the dems are trying to like basically make it illegal.
• 1:02:27
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to create their own government Bitcoin type deal.
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, let me tell you my conspiracy theory about Bitcoin.
• 1:02:35
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: With it being on a blockchain, meaning every transaction has a clear record of
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: who it came from and where it went, and what quantity.
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: So it's not really secret.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: No, so they can track everything you do with it.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: And they got your the libertarians to jump on board, because it's a an alternative currency that people will accept. So that's how you got the. I hate the government people to join up with it.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Don't know if that's what's going on, but
• 1:03:09
  Testecleese: At least cash. If I spend cash at the gas station, no one knows I did that.
• 1:03:13
  Brian McFadden: Right no way to track cash.
• 1:03:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's actually, when I go by press.
• 1:03:18
  Brian McFadden: You know there is no cash in the European Union.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: That's ridiculous!
• 1:03:23
  Brian McFadden: Everything. Everything's with debit, card.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: So power goes out and everyone's fucked.
• 1:03:29
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: Wow! Awesome!
• 1:03:32
  Testecleese: We'll we'll get to that, too, with the undersea cables that were cut.
• 1:03:36
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: Alex. Jones's company was auctioned off.
• 1:03:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think we talked about this.
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: Well, we talked about how it was going to happen.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: And then, you know, the onion. The corporate organization owns the onions trying to make themselves relevant again
• 1:03:56
  Brian McFadden: by buying up infowars.
• 1:03:59
  Brian McFadden: But they didn't have the highest bid they like combined themselves with.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: Death.
• 1:04:06
  Brian McFadden: Sandy Hook people promising that you know
• 1:04:10
  Brian McFadden: that their money would come to them years and years after in profits.
• 1:04:15
  Brian McFadden: and Alex Jones has another company that wanted to buy it, the one that he sells seeds with.
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: and they were offering a hell of a lot more money up front
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: for the Alex. The infowars company, but the trustee chose the other one the lower bid overall, so I think
• 1:04:37
  Brian McFadden: I think it's a shit show.
• 1:04:39
  Brian McFadden: and I think that in the end the highest bidder is going to be the one that ends up with.
• 1:04:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, infowars.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: Well, that's how auctions are supposed to happen, and that makes me say.
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Insider training.
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: This money was supposed to be for the the families.
• 1:04:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The victims. Yeah.
• 1:04:58
  Testecleese: And then you went and conspired with them
• 1:05:00
  Testecleese: to make fun of Alex Jones in perpetuity, instead of accepting your payout.
• 1:05:10
  Testecleese: This doesn't sound appropriate like this isn't how the legal system is supposed to work, and.
• 1:05:14
  Brian McFadden: Not how the Bankruptcy Court is supposed to work.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: And I don't care what anyone says about how much they're going to just wipe Alice Jones out like, oh, we're going to make him go away. You can't. The guy has a right to speak.
• 1:05:26
  Testecleese: We could hire him onto our show.
• 1:05:30
  Brian McFadden: We can't afford them.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: Right now we can say we're not going to get paid, Jack shit, but you're here 2 or 3 times. People will start tuning in.
• 1:05:39
  Brian McFadden: Jeffrey.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: Brian Show of Alex. Jones Going the German Frogs Game.
• 1:05:42
  Brian McFadden: We're still waiting for our acceptance to be taken into effect from President Trump. He showed up on millions of people's podcasts, but not ours.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: I know, and we tried a long time ago, didn't we?
• 1:05:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Before, before he was on podcasts, we had him. We had a request in.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: It's. It's highly.
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, maybe like.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: Allegedly.
• 1:06:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Maybe the dirty train didn't actually send in the request. We'll never know.
• 1:06:11
  Testecleese: Well, perhaps she did. But
• 1:06:15
  Testecleese: trump when started doing the media thing, the online media, perhaps when like, well, let's find out who these guys are.
• 1:06:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they're nobodies!
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: Listen to what?
• 1:06:23
  Brian McFadden: They got. They got 10 listeners.
• 1:06:26
  Testecleese: Hiccuping and burping, cracking beers, going what the.
• 1:06:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, more beer, more beer.
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, trump is a drink, remember?
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:06:36
  Testecleese: But anyway, I don't.
• 1:06:38
  Testecleese: Onto the war thing I was just talking about.
• 1:06:41
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus, I just did something dumb
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: the undersea cables across the Baltic Sea, I believe, from Finland.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: I'm not sure.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: Anyway, they they were bringing communications across Europe like Internet and everything they've been severed.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: And this is happening while obviously the war is happening in Eastern Europe.
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: Chinese cargo ship is was suspected of sabotage. They claimed that there was an anchor issue, and they ripped the cable by accident, which
• 1:07:20
  Testecleese: not unfeasible.
• 1:07:24
  Testecleese: But I don't know how many people realize that typically speaking, even when you drop anchor.
• 1:07:30
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't touch the bottom of the ocean.
• 1:07:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, not the ocean. No hell, no, it's thousands of miles down, maybe not miles, but.
• 1:07:38
  Testecleese: Thousands of miles.
• 1:07:40
  Brian McFadden: It's way down there.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: The Baltic Sea.
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: It's still longer than the chain. Anchor chain is right.
• 1:07:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Oh, hell, yeah. That's why anchors.
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: It's all about the weight of the chain that holds the ship in place.
• 1:07:56
  Testecleese: Oh, and the anger itself exactly. You just drop it down now you have a
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: a deep, deep spot in the water, and the ship will kind of circle around where the anchor is.
• 1:08:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Testecleese: And Brian. I know this mostly from the navy, but, Brian, I'm sure you have an anchor.
• 1:08:12
  Brian McFadden: I haven't ignored myself out. Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's probably a milk jug full of concrete or sand, right.
• 1:08:18
  Brian McFadden: No, it's a national acre.
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: Well, you've seen the milk jug before, right.
• 1:08:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's cheap. It's easy that
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: well, anyway, this this Chinese ship has been detained and accused of intentionally destroying this
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: communication line. And if that's the case.
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: as we've been saying, is China gonna get involved in defense of Russia? Should Russia escalate further?
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: And if they intentionally did this, then I'm going to say yes.
• 1:08:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, North Korea is already helping Russia. So I mean, what's the difference?
• 1:08:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what, though, from what I'm reading, the North Koreans are not really helping Russia that much.
• 1:09:02
  Testecleese: They're not very well trained, and apparently they've got into armed conflicts with the Russian Russian soldiers, because all white people look the same to them.
• 1:09:12
  Testecleese: and let's be real. You'll get Ukrainian. You'll get a Russian, I mean. They look the same, don't they? That's like saying a Canadian and American look the same, except.
• 1:09:19
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Except the United States, has more diversity than any other country on this planet.
• 1:09:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: You're not. You're not gonna find a whole lot of black people in Russia or Ukraine.
• 1:09:29
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: Sure there are some, I'm sure, certain of it.
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: But you don't get a whole lot of Hispanic and black
• 1:09:36
  Testecleese: population in these Eastern European nations. North Koreans are looking just seeing white people with blonde hair and shooting at them.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: but supposedly in response to this.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Biden went ahead and told Ukraine to us to use the Us.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: long range missiles to hit deep inside of Russia.
• 1:10:01
  Brian McFadden: I think this is the like.
• 1:10:03
  Brian McFadden: Make trump's life more miserable.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: Erupt the war so trump can't just snuff it out before right away. Right? That's my belief. What they struck was a Kursk
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: or a suburb of Kursk, or something wiped out a military depot.
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: They also approved sending anti-personnel mines to Iraq, to Ukraine, too.
• 1:10:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. Didn't we make anti-personnel mines illegal and international warfare after.
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: It is. I don't know how they're doing this. But yeah, definitely.
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: Well, so aren't cluster bombs. Well, we gave Ukraine cluster bombs, too.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: How many war crimes are we going to help Ukraine do?
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: I will say, these anti-personnel mines.
• 1:10:55
  Testecleese: apparently there's like a a life on them. There's a battery inside of them that can last anywhere between a couple of hours and a couple of weeks before they're inert because they won't detonate. But that's
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: wow.
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: I understand the argument that it's different, because the issue is, people are walking through Normandy and still stepping on mines, or
• 1:11:14
  Testecleese: Vietnam is still stepping on mines that are detonating.
• 1:11:16
  Brian McFadden: The.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: But in response Russia went, updated their nuclear doctrine, nuclear response doctrine.
• 1:11:24
  Testecleese: Hmm, and they're building nuclear resistant bomb shelters.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's gonna be good.
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's not economic. They went up. So obviously, they're doing it for a reason like they're anticipating nuclear war.
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: And okay. And Russia fired its new ballistic missile. They're saying it's not an Icbm.
• 1:11:45
  Brian McFadden: They said, it's not hypersonic, too.
• 1:11:47
  Testecleese: Cool, hypersonic is a blow to the earth
• 1:11:52
  Testecleese: missile that travels very, very quickly.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: This thing is not an Icbm. They're calling it an inter-regional ballistic missile. It's the same fucking thing, but it has less fuel in it.
• 1:12:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Testecleese: And they deployed it on Ukraine, and it looked like a Merv
• 1:12:11
  Testecleese: for anyone unfamiliar with a Merv. It's a multiple, independently.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: Excuse me, multiple, independently targeted reentry vehicles.
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: They can put up to 12 warheads in one of these things.
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: and each one of them can hold up to like 200 kilotons of nuclear payload.
• 1:12:32
  Testecleese: so I mean they could fire one missile up and take out the entire. Every major city on the east coast of the United States with one of these things.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: I don't know. Tell you, man, it looks like it's popping off. Putin is excited for Trump to take office because it looks like this might end.
• 1:12:51
  Testecleese: But if Ukraine keeps pushing and pushing like this in the last ditch effort.
• 1:12:56
  Testecleese: Russia might respond. And what if they do drop some
• 1:12:59
  Testecleese: nuclear ordnance or even nuclear mines.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: What's gonna happen? Are we gonna ignore it?
• 1:13:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Ignore it.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: Well, Russia specifically said, if NATO forces strike within our nuclear NATO forces, help Ukraine strike within the heart of Russia.
• 1:13:19
  Testecleese: they would consider that an act of war.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: So I mean us, us striking major cities with our weapons.
• 1:13:26
  Testecleese: Oh! They pushed the fire button.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ dude! How many times you go with someone, shoot at your house. Okay, that guy's shooting at my house. That sucks that guy next to him keeps handing him ammunition.
• 1:13:38
  Brian McFadden: He's involved, too. He's guilty, too.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: It's driving me nuts. I go. Well, we're not actually doing Jesus Christ. That's not. I'm not touching you thing. It's a good way to get your finger broken, isn't it?
• 1:13:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Testecleese: And now Biden's forgiving 5 billion dollars.
• 1:13:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh, when I heard this I was like what the fuck.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, that we.
• 1:13:59
  Brian McFadden: Like we didn't see this coming a mile away when we were just giving billions of dollars away. He doesn't have the authority to give away to forgive as much debt as he says he does.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: And if he can, why doesn't he forgive our own debt?
• 1:14:14
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I think, in the rules he could forgive a portion of it, and then the rest of it had to be forgiven. After January of 2026,
• 1:14:24
  Brian McFadden: which is when President Trump is President, not him.
• 1:14:30
  Testecleese: Why are we forgiving this? Why, why did we call.
• 1:14:32
  Brian McFadden: It at all. We want this money back. This will help our economy.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: 5 billion dollars. I'm not gonna do the math, but 5 billion divided by 350 million.
• 1:14:48
  Testecleese: That's a couple bucks in everyone's pocket.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: But you don't even have to give that money to the American people directly.
• 1:14:55
  Brian McFadden: The throwback against the debt of the country that would help the people of America.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I could use a tax break or how about this? Give it to the States to rebuild their
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: fuck, use it to rebuild the bridge in Maryland. I'd like that better than
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: blowing it up to fight Russia.
• 1:15:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, because it's going to benefit the citizenry of the United States.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, can you imagine what would happen if we put 5 billion dollars into the border of the United States?
• 1:15:29
  Testecleese: For whatever reason we care more about the borders of Ukraine than our own.
• 1:15:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that pissed me off when I saw he was forgiving that it is.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: Okay, this isn't a student loan, Buddy.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:15:41
  Testecleese: Which is illegal too. How many times Supreme Court told him that.
• 1:15:45
  Brian McFadden: He just keeps making it up as he goes, trying to supersede the Supreme Court.
• 1:15:50
  Testecleese: I remember the 1st time when they said he can't do this. He's like, Well, I'm gonna do it again, and it's gonna take at least a couple. It's gonna take at least a year from them to get back to me on this, and.
• 1:15:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: And it's like, so you're admitting that you don't care about the other branches of government.
• 1:16:03
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: Repeated, finishes, showing up here in a second. Once I
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: click the wrong button I thought I hit. Admit there he is, slowly loading up his
• 1:16:17
  Brian McFadden: Lisa.
• 1:16:18
  Brian McFadden: It would work.
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, what a repeat offender.
• 1:16:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I led to oe.
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: Doing. All right. We're in the middle of talking about how the world's about to end in World War 3. And people are too dumb to realize this.
• 1:16:32
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, nice, especially with now Ukraine got some of your best weaponry.
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and apparently deploying a lot of Russia.
• 1:16:38
  Brian McFadden: Paid off.
• 1:16:40
  Ron Pascoe: It will come.
• 1:16:42
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:16:42
  Ron Pascoe: To let Joey Kamala.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Company.
• 1:16:45
  Ron Pascoe: Anything sitting there, Joe or Kamala.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:16:51
  Testecleese: Something about Joe or Kamala? Oh.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: Raunchy's Brian's got to sneak or something.
• 1:16:57
  Ron Pascoe: They made anything sent that Joe or Kamala.
• 1:17:01
  Testecleese: Oh! Does it matter?
• 1:17:03
  Ron Pascoe: How are you doing.
• 1:17:06
  Testecleese: But as as this is all happening, and we're
• 1:17:10
  Testecleese: sending all these weapons, and we're allowing Ukraine to use our weapons deep in Russia because Americans have this ocean privilege, thinking that no one can get to us.
• 1:17:19
  Testecleese: not understanding how Icbms or submarines work.
• 1:17:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17:25
  Testecleese: The Pentagon just failed the 7th audit in a row, and they're missing.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: How how much money is missing? 5, 824 billion dollars is unaccounted for.
• 1:17:35
  Brian McFadden: Well. The 1st audit was supposed to happen in September of 2,001 by Donald Rumsfeld.
• 1:17:41
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:17:42
  Brian McFadden: And then 9, 11 happened.
• 1:17:47
  Brian McFadden: So there was no audit.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: 824 billion dollars, I believe.
• 1:17:53
  Testecleese: is higher than the Gdp of most European nations.
• 1:17:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, most of them. Yep.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: They're not making this money as a nation in a year.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: and that's how much money we have missing from our Pentagon budget.
• 1:18:06
  Brian McFadden: Just one budget.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: Ridiculous.
• 1:18:11
  Ron Pascoe: Bring on Dodge.
• 1:18:14
  Ron Pascoe: I'm excited for Doge with it, and you know I'm gonna cut the Pentagon a little bit of slack with missing money because it's entirely possible. They're hiding stuff.
• 1:18:24
  Testecleese: But you could still put like this. Money went to this secret mission, this secret investigation, or.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: you know, development, you know, like the for example, the F. 22 and F. 35. What did that cost
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: thing is, that's all on record. What it costs.
• 1:18:41
  Ron Pascoe: You look at it, too, mate, like what was it? 6 billion dollars went missing in bloody Ukraine.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, that went into exec not executives, these elites pockets.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: They they took it right out of the money the United States gave to them.
• 1:18:56
  Brian McFadden: Ukraine's always been corrupt as well.
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: So I don't understand.
• 1:19:00
  Ron Pascoe: And money, laundry.
• 1:19:01
  Brian McFadden: But I proved that when he's Vice President.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  Brian McFadden: People like to forget this story.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: Burisma.
• 1:19:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, where he went over there and told
• 1:19:11
  Brian McFadden: the people to stop investigating his son.
• 1:19:14
  Ron Pascoe: Or they would get our money.
• 1:19:17
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't Korotanker. They were getting rid of.
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: I think that's the name. And then, yeah, they fired him, and as soon as
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: Obama was out of office he went right back to his job, actually investigating this stuff.
• 1:19:32
  Ron Pascoe: What should I say?
• 1:19:34
  Ron Pascoe: 6 h! We're living in 6 h
• 1:19:37
  Ron Pascoe: then, damn you wouldn't know what he was going.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, anyway. So the Pentagon can't account for its own money.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: Now the Navy is talking about a mothball and 17. What's Msc. Ships.
• 1:19:51
  Brian McFadden: Military Sea lift command ships. They're the ones that supply all the supplies and oil. And
• 1:19:58
  Brian McFadden: JP. 5. They're the civilian ships that provide all our refueling.
• 1:20:04
  Testecleese: Merchant marines, basically.
• 1:20:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:20:07
  Testecleese: So these are the guys. When I was on the cruiser
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: that were you'd shoot the lines from one ship to the other, and we'd move supplies back and forth.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, like food, food and fuel. And
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: now the the carrier was a little different. We actually had like cargo planes, land on there.
• 1:20:25
  Brian McFadden: Go ahead, you still, we still still did all this same thing with Chips like this, too.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: I can't remember what they called that, because the the unwrap was the underway replenishment. There was a specific name for
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: the the cables between chips.
• 1:20:41
  Testecleese: I I never got big involved in this, because working as a hall technician and working with the sewage system because it's piping.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: I didn't have to deal with any of the bring supplies on.
• 1:20:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:53
  Testecleese: Be be well, all I do is like, oh, I touched the suit. Chd system in the last like, 10 days, like, Yeah, don't touch anything coming on the ship.
• 1:21:01
  Testecleese: If people are gonna get sick, I just want it to be you, you know.
• 1:21:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: Or I had to have extra shots to work with. This stuff.
• 1:21:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:21:11
  Testecleese: Which is hilarious. I had top secret clearance in the navy
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: because of what my job was, but I was also the guy who had to go pull tampons out of the toilets.
• 1:21:22
  Brian McFadden: Obviously you did your job. Well.
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: You did your job well.
• 1:21:27
  Testecleese: I did. I did pretty good. Actually, it's funny. I just spoke to my
• 1:21:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. How many tampons you pulled out of the toilets.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: I did not count, but we called them pink mice.
• 1:21:39
  Testecleese: and I never went in to get them out. What I would do is I would go down.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: I'll close the valves leading into the system from the top like that pressurized everything.
• 1:21:50
  Testecleese: and I would close the system off below where the clog was.
• 1:21:54
  Testecleese: I would open up the pipe.
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: let the water pour out, which is always gross.
• 1:22:00
  Testecleese: then hook up the fire hose, which is 150 psi times 4 inches, so 600 pounds of force.
• 1:22:08
  Brian McFadden: Direction was the hose hooked up for up or down.
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:22:12
  Brian McFadden: Did you have the hose going up towards the toilets or down.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: Towards up towards, so it would blow everything in the line, poof out through the toilets into the birthing into the the head.
• 1:22:23
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my!
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: Oh, no! It was gross.
• 1:22:25
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure that's what I'm saying. I'm sure it was gross.
• 1:22:29
  Testecleese: Well, it was so fast. No, so you go in there after
• 1:22:31
  Testecleese: you'd you'd break up everything on the deck that was gross, and
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: rinse it down, get it down through the deck, drains, fire, hose the rest of the head to get everything down. Then you pour Betadine down frock that up real good to kill everything.
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: and it would go right back down to the sewage system. It would work.
• 1:22:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Fireman works so good for pushing stuff out of pipes.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: Bye?
• 1:22:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, because I remember, I started doing that actually, because I remember once
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: there was this clog, and it pissed me off because I spent like
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: 3 days trying to get it out, and I finally got this thing out.
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: and it turned out to be a fucking, unpeeled orange in the pipe.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: and I was 1st because you couldn't grab a hold of it and pull it out. It would just rip apart.
• 1:23:18
  Testecleese: So the next time this this happened, and I couldn't just use a snake. I was like, you don't just blast it with a fire man
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: became a very popular thing in the Navy actually, after that. Actually.
• 1:23:31
  Testecleese: anyway. So we're we're mothballing the the replenishment ships and apparently over the last 5 years. These ospreys
• 1:23:41
  Testecleese: it's it's an aircraft that takes up its wings can turn
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: 90 degrees and take up vertically with the propeller.
• 1:23:47
  Brian McFadden: Throw my arm on on a ship while I was taking pictures of them, videoing them.
• 1:23:53
  Testecleese: How did you break your arm taking pictures of a.
• 1:23:56
  Brian McFadden: The force of the the the plane taking off.
• 1:24:02
  Brian McFadden: I had to grab onto a pad eye, and that's how I broke my arm.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: Jeez Louis, or she would have been blown over the side of the ship.
• 1:24:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: That's wild.
• 1:24:12
  Ron Pascoe: Haven't got a very good safety record. The Ospreys, have they?
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: No! No!
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: Oh, fine!
• 1:24:17
  Brian McFadden: They never have. They never have had a good stage record. But
• 1:24:20
  Brian McFadden: and they were in development for like
• 1:24:23
  Brian McFadden: 30 years before, they actually went to the fleet.
• 1:24:27
  Ron Pascoe: We had one credit chat here not long ago.
• 1:24:30
  Testecleese: And we're still using them.
• 1:24:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but we're not using the harriers yet.
• 1:24:35
  Brian McFadden: We got rid of her jet this replace the harrier jet.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: Well, the area takes off vertically, too.
• 1:24:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But this is more versatile because it got longer range. This is going to take the place of the C. 2 s. Because once it's vertical, it can become a plane and fly further.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: So couldn't be harrier jet.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: They'd use jet propulsion to take off vertically, and then would fly like a plane.
• 1:25:01
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they're using that movie. True life.
• 1:25:03
  Brian McFadden: More versatile.
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because, the wife and I today were just talking about.
• 1:25:08
  Brian McFadden: And it was funny, because when I was doing, when I was meeting with the engineers that were developing the v. 22,
• 1:25:14
  Brian McFadden: they called it a million miracles happening all at once when it's wished from Hello to plain.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, could you imagine trying to move the wings
• 1:25:26
  Testecleese: to perpendi parallel instead of vertical.
• 1:25:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I know the difference between the harrier and the osprey harrier.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: Around.
• 1:25:33
  Brian McFadden: Jet engines, and the Osprey has propellers.
• 1:25:36
  Testecleese: That's what I said. It was jet engines, and it took off vertically, but it was not.
• 1:25:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well, I've been drinking and smoking a little bit tonight. So you know.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, they got so hot with the jet exhaust. It melted the non-skid off of the flight deck.
• 1:25:47
  Brian McFadden: That's not good.
• 1:25:49
  Testecleese: No, it's not good. But if you can take, get a jet, take off of a a cruiser. That's a big deal, you know. Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: So did you see John Oliver
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: talking about this, the trans and sports thing.
• 1:26:10
  Brian McFadden: No, I know, sir.
• 1:26:12
  Testecleese: He said. It's an increasingly rare
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: thing. And I was like, 1st of all, no, that's not true. It's more and more common because people just claiming to be trans
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: without actually transitioning.
• 1:26:24
  Testecleese: But he's saying that it's not a big deal. It's not often enough to make things about it. With our. It comes like high school sports.
• 1:26:31
  Brian McFadden: Right was everybody's making about that.
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. And then you said, it's not that big a difference
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: between what the the boys can do and what the girls can do physically if we believe this.
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: then how did a 15 year old and younger team of
• 1:26:53
  Testecleese: soccer players in Dallas beat the United States Women's National Olympic team in a soccer game.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: If 15 year old boys are beating the best women this country can come up with.
• 1:27:05
  Brian McFadden: How many transgender boys are on the team.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: No, no, it was.
• 1:27:09
  Ron Pascoe: Just a 20.
• 1:27:11
  Ron Pascoe: It's just the same young girls.
• 1:27:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. 15 year old boys play better, soccer than the best women in the country.
• 1:27:19
  Brian McFadden: So obviously, there's some difference between boys and girls here. Right?
• 1:27:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:24
  Testecleese: Look how much weight?
• 1:27:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. Your strongest woman in the world can pick up versus the strongest man in the world.
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: Look at their their speed records that they have.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: She. If men and women are not different at all, then how come none of these women in the Wnba are playing in the Nba.
• 1:27:44
  Ron Pascoe: What?
• 1:27:44
  Testecleese: And these are all things that you bring. People say, Oh, you're just sexist, like no, this is fucking reality, and
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: that's why they should have different bathrooms
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: because they are actually biologically different.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: And now you say, no, this guy can say he's a woman and use the women's locker room.
• 1:28:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, everybody's making a big deal about this new
• 1:28:07
  Brian McFadden: transgender. They just got elected into the House of Representatives.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: Oh, the one that threatened Macy's life.
• 1:28:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:17
  Testecleese: I can't remember her, for was it, Pam? I want to say that doesn't sound right.
• 1:28:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. It doesn't matter, but she basically
• 1:28:24
  Brian McFadden: came out and said in the end that she was going to abide by the rules, and what people don't realize is, every single one of these house representatives had their own private bathrooms in their offices.
• 1:28:36
  Brian McFadden: and there's like unisex bathrooms all over the House of Representatives.
• 1:28:42
  Brian McFadden: So this was blown out of proportion
• 1:28:46
  Brian McFadden: to a bigger deal than it really needed to be. Just because, well, yeah.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: Nancy Mays exactly want people to go to their assigned at birth. Sex?
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Restrooms!
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: And wants this in every Federal building in the country.
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: This whack job online came out and said that
• 1:29:09
  Testecleese: quote, she hopes to bump into Nancy Mace in a bathroom so she could pull the woman's hair, then beat her to death.
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:29:19
  Testecleese: You for proving her points.
• 1:29:20
  Brian McFadden: Is, that.
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: This is exactly why she doesn't want you in her bathroom.
• 1:29:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: And and you'll say things like, well, what about the guy who's gonna lie so he can gain access in there to rape women
• 1:29:32
  Testecleese: like, oh, well, that's not what Trans people do is like, no, but you hate men. So maybe that's what men are doing.
• 1:29:38
  Testecleese: You know what I mean. Look at your average horrible rapist. You don't think he's gonna lie and call himself a woman to gain access to the bathroom or the locker room.
• 1:29:47
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, no, it's easy money.
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: It's an easy turn for him.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: Maybe they should go talk to the bear about this issue, that they might make more sense.
• 1:29:58
  Ron Pascoe: Thank thank God, work isn't died on the November 5th mate.
• 1:30:01
  Testecleese: No, it didn't. It's just severely.
• 1:30:04
  Ron Pascoe: Going, mates going to last.
• 1:30:05
  Brian McFadden: It's wounded. It ain't going nowhere anytime. Soon.
• 1:30:08
  Testecleese: It's it's wounded, but it ain't going away. That's
• 1:30:12
  Testecleese: that's why these crazy broads are shaving their heads to look like cancer patients.
• 1:30:16
  Brian McFadden: And it's like, Hello.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: The man.
• 1:30:17
  Brian McFadden: Not having sex with men anymore.
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: I'm still laughing my balls off at that, and it's like, so you.
• 1:30:25
  Ron Pascoe: That's always.
• 1:30:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, no, that's things. They're calling these trump supporters cult, like, I'm like.
• 1:30:33
  Testecleese: They actually had a primary and desantis almost want it for a little while there. Meanwhile you got the Democrats fleeing Twitter because they don't want to hear.
• 1:30:42
  Brian McFadden: No, they're all moving to blue sky.
• 1:30:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, that's bullshit, by the way, because didn't they already do this with threads? And Mac.
• 1:30:48
  Brian McFadden: I thought they already flagged.
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: Twitter.
• 1:30:50
  Brian McFadden: I probably I think it's in the leftovers. But whatever.
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: But they're moving themselves away from what other people saying like, the 1st thing a cult does is separate you from anyone who disagrees with what they're putting out right. So you don't hear a different point of view.
• 1:31:04
  Brian McFadden: Right. Exactly. That's what the Nazis did.
• 1:31:08
  Brian McFadden: That's what Donald Trump did.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: What did trump do.
• 1:31:13
  Brian McFadden: He separated the masses.
• 1:31:16
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but he didn't force them to.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: People did it on their own.
• 1:31:21
  Testecleese: They're they're yeah. They're intentionally diving into this cult like mentality and not even realizing it.
• 1:31:28
  Testecleese: It's like you put yourself in an echo chamber, and the crazy thing is you go into blue sky and people will send you this thing. You can download that automatically create a block list for you. So you don't. Even if these folks come over to Blue Sky you don't. You won't see them.
• 1:31:43
  Testecleese: and it's like I intentionally listen to Msnbc and Cnn, so I hear what they're saying, you know.
• 1:31:52
  Testecleese: and like we would want.
• 1:31:52
  Ron Pascoe: Somebody in the corner staring the Kool-aid. Haven't you.
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: Is that her dude? I'm glad you said that
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: my my last job when I was security at running security at a marijuana dispensary in Virgin, in Massachusetts.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Someone said something. I told them not to drink the Kool-aid.
• 1:32:11
  Testecleese: and everyone got a good laugh.
• 1:32:13
  Testecleese: and this one young girl, one young lady says to me,
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: You know I've heard that before. What the hell does that mean?
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: And I was like, Oh, my God, yeah, it was a long time ago when Heaven's gate and he's like, What's Heaven's gate? I was like it was a cult.
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: and they they got like 30 people, or whatever to drink this poison Kool-aid so they could ride the the comet
• 1:32:37
  Testecleese: to the Promised Land, because the comment was coming around the earth.
• 1:32:41
  Testecleese: And he's like people do stupid shit like I was like. Yes, they do.
• 1:32:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: I was like, and especially when you put yourself in an echo chamber. And don't listen to what anyone says.
• 1:32:50
  Testecleese: That's how this stuff happens. That's how you got these.
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: You got these women shaving their heads because they want to be hideous to men. And I'm like, Wow, I hope you apologize to all of these chemotherapy patients
• 1:33:04
  Testecleese: that hair fell out because they're hideous, apparently, you know.
• 1:33:10
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:33:11
  Testecleese: which I will say the shaved head thing, though, is the same difference as the blue and the purple hair.
• 1:33:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: I can't, was it? Osteosis osteosis?
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: There's a word for it.
• 1:33:23
  Testecleese: It's the
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: The animals in nature with brightly colored plumage, and such to warn other fritters. How dangerous they are.
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: you know, like the the weird
• 1:33:38
  Testecleese: frog, the poisonous, the poison dart frog.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: bright colors to let other predator. Possible predators know I'm I'm dangerous.
• 1:33:48
  Testecleese: That's what I think. When I see the purple blue hairs
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: I'm like, all right. So that's toxic stay away from that.
• 1:33:57
  Ron Pascoe: I just say, stupid fuckers, mate.
• 1:34:00
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 1:34:00
  Testecleese: Go out.
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what? Go ahead and
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: leave all the men out there for all the Conservative women. Let's not have any Liberals reproducing for 4 years. And let's see what.
• 1:34:11
  Ron Pascoe: Like one.
• 1:34:12
  Ron Pascoe: I just want to make my pleasant.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: Like in 18 years.
• 1:34:15
  Ron Pascoe: I'd just like to make one Pluton. Can I whack another 6 years on it? Make it 10 years.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: Let's make sure that they just wipe themselves out.
• 1:34:23
  Ron Pascoe: I can't.
• 1:34:24
  Testecleese: Have abortion. So I'm not gonna fuck random dudes good for you. You're growing up, you understand consequences.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: And then you have people like whoopi like. Oh, well, you know I'm not. Gonna it's like you're you.
• 1:34:38
  Testecleese: Opie.
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: You don't drop eggs anymore, you know.
• 1:34:44
  Testecleese: You can't. Does she know she can't get pregnant.
• 1:34:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 1:34:50
  Testecleese: Granted. She's a little older than me, but I'm pretty sure they were still teaching basic sex. Ed, when she was in school. Right? Or is that
• 1:34:57
  Testecleese: project we knew.
• 1:34:58
  Brian McFadden: No basis, I said, has always been around.
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: That's what's getting is they want.
• 1:35:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 1:35:05
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:35:06
  Ron Pascoe: I'll just wait for Stephen King to jump in a wood chipper.
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: But that's what's getting me is what they're teaching about sex. Ed, now isn't sex, Ed.
• 1:35:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:35:15
  Testecleese: They're teaching paint, and you know you could tell me the same thing. But no
• 1:35:20
  Testecleese: pink is, I'm going to fuck this dude in the butt because it gets me off versus. This is where babies come from.
• 1:35:27
  Testecleese: because, like, when I took sex Ed in school, they didn't teach me about sodomy in any way.
• 1:35:34
  Brian McFadden: They didn't teach you how to use a banana to put a condom on.
• 1:35:38
  Testecleese: Okay, they they did that. But that was just because you had to show how to put a condom on, not
• 1:35:43
  Testecleese: not.
• 1:35:44
  Brian McFadden: That didn't happen in my high school. There was nothing like that. There were no condoms involved in sex. Ed.
• 1:35:50
  Testecleese: Well, that's because they taught you you. They taught you. Abstinence is the only way.
• 1:35:54
  Brian McFadden: No, but I also went to sex. Ed in like.
• 1:36:01
  Testecleese: 19.
• 1:36:02
  Brian McFadden: 1980.
• 1:36:03
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:36:03
  Testecleese: I wasn't alive yet. Dude.
• 1:36:05
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, now they're showing you how to like
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: this in schools. They're showing people were eating feces to get off. And I'm like, are you? Are you kidding me.
• 1:36:16
  Brian McFadden: So they're playing 2 2 girls, one cub.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: Probably.
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, they taught me like.
• 1:36:23
  Testecleese: here's a Fallopian tube. The egg comes from the ovary through the opium tube
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: into the uterus. Once in the uterus. If it becomes fertilized, it attaches itself to the uterine lining.
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: If it is not fertilized at the end of the the cycle, the monthly cycle attached to the moon.
• 1:36:39
  Testecleese: that uterine's lining will be shed and passed through the body in the form of a period like they taught me what was actually going on.
• 1:36:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, wow!
• 1:36:47
  Testecleese: Instead of. Here's how to jerk a dude off with your feet, you know.
• 1:36:53
  Testecleese: and that's the difference. They're calling
• 1:36:55
  Testecleese: foot jobs, sex, Ed, and not fetish.
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: One of these books that got banned. That they're calling evil
• 1:37:05
  Testecleese: is it's called. This book is queer or something like that.
• 1:37:09
  Testecleese: And this picture's teaching you how to give a blowjob
• 1:37:14
  Testecleese: that they had in elementary schools
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: like, why don't we just put a fucking swank in there instead.
• 1:37:22
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm! That's ridiculous!
• 1:37:23
  Brian McFadden: So
• 1:37:25
  Brian McFadden: didn't Florida call their all their elections like within an hour of the polls, closing in both their time zones.
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: Couple hours. But yes.
• 1:37:35
  Brian McFadden: California is still counting ballots.
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:40
  Brian McFadden: So shouldn't California be willing to adopt?
• 1:37:45
  Brian McFadden: Maybe some of Florida's concepts so that they can get their voting done with with less than 2 weeks after the election.
• 1:37:53
  Testecleese: This is exactly what we said last week.
• 1:37:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: But they wouldn't be able to say, Oh, we found another box of ballots
• 1:38:02
  Testecleese: 5 days later, if they did that.
• 1:38:06
  Brian McFadden: True, and that's why Trump said, we need to win this election by.
• 1:38:14
  Brian McFadden: you know, so such a big margin that they can't throw out the bag boxes of ballots to like.
• 1:38:21
  Brian McFadden: It's the way they allege him.
• 1:38:23
  Ron Pascoe: He actually recorded.
• 1:38:24
  Ron Pascoe: He did quite well in California, actually.
• 1:38:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. He gained like 40.
• 1:38:29
  Ron Pascoe: You turn most of California right?
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: Counties.
• 1:38:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And Governor Newsom's reaching out to those counties now, trying to like. Bring them back to the fold.
• 1:38:39
  Testecleese: Well, and going there trying to find out what happened.
• 1:38:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:43
  Testecleese: And actually speaking of, I have a Aoc
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: asked her voters why they split the ticket and voted for her and trump, oh.
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: yeah, here we go. Listen to this.
• 1:38:58
  Brian McFadden: Alright. As a matter of fact, let's do this right now.
• 1:39:01
  Brian McFadden: If you voted for Donald Trump and me, or
• 1:39:06
  Brian McFadden: if you voted for Donald Trump, and voted Democratic down ballot.
• 1:39:12
  Brian McFadden: I would really love to hear from you.
• 1:39:16
  Brian McFadden: This is not a place of judgment I'm not going to like. Put your stuff on blast, or anything.
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: Okay, this goes on and on. But anyone who answered this woman is out of their minds
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: because I don't know if everyone recalls. But several years ago she said she was keeping a list of names.
• 1:39:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: For reeducation camps when they took power again.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: So maybe she's just looking for people to put in the gulag.
• 1:39:41
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 1:39:42
  Testecleese: And I brought up last week. I split the ticket on my vote.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: I never vote one party down the line ever.
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: I mean, it's not because I refuse to, but God knows what's going on.
• 1:39:57
  Ron Pascoe: It was a clear mandate. It's a clear mandate you guys gave to President Trump to clean, shit up.
• 1:40:03
  Ron Pascoe: You guys turn around and said to him, Yeah, he's the.
• 1:40:05
  Brian McFadden: And 2016, too. So I'm not.
• 1:40:08
  Brian McFadden: I'm not feeling it.
• 1:40:10
  Ron Pascoe: He's got the main.
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: Oh, I think that's why it's good. That trump lost
• 1:40:15
  Testecleese: his second term the 1st time
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: was because he had a good chance to sit back and reflect and inner
• 1:40:22
  Testecleese: reflection, instead of blaming everyone else which Dems are still doing.
• 1:40:27
  Testecleese: And I think he's realized. That's why he's looking at like
• 1:40:30
  Testecleese: Tulsi, Gabbard and Kennedy and Hegstaff, and
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: at 1 point Gates to fill his cabinet instead of Mike Bolton, not Mike Bolton, John Bolton.
• 1:40:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:40:42
  Brian McFadden: The Bolton was horrible.
• 1:40:44
  Ron Pascoe: Bolton. Yeah, Bolton, never get in.
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, warmonger.
• 1:40:50
  Brian McFadden: So we in Dallas, they decided to vote for legalized marijuana in Texas, Dallas, Texas.
• 1:41:04
  Brian McFadden: It was approved in the city
• 1:41:08
  Brian McFadden: now likely ever take effect because it's illegal in the state.
• 1:41:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I understand.
• 1:41:16
  Brian McFadden: City can't overrule state rules.
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. And Massachusetts can't legalize marijuana if it's illegal in the United States. What they did, what's the difference.
• 1:41:28
  Brian McFadden: Because that's a state thing compared to.
• 1:41:32
  Testecleese: Legal federally. It's a schedule one.
• 1:41:34
  Brian McFadden: Guarantee that the Governor of Texas is going to make it very difficult for Dallas.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Is that still Abbott.
• 1:41:43
  Brian McFadden: -
• 1:41:44
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 1:41:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, what?
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: The the governor has more ability to do something about it in the Federal Government.
• 1:41:51
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, that's what I'm talking about here is like they're trying to
• 1:41:55
  Brian McFadden: change the state rules by making illegal in one little city.
• 1:42:01
  Brian McFadden: so they don't have the authority to like, create recreational marijuana, dispensaries, medicinal dispensaries, or anything like that. They don't have that power.
• 1:42:13
  Testecleese: Well, they're going to have to do what California did when California 1st legalized it
• 1:42:17
  Testecleese: and do everything in cash. So you don't have to justify your earnings to the government.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: and then keep it all in a safe, and wait for the Government to show up and raid you, and take everything.
• 1:42:30
  Brian McFadden: That's what you had to do in Massachusetts.
• 1:42:32
  Testecleese: Now you can swipe your debit card.
• 1:42:35
  Testecleese: It just ran it as an ATM transaction.
• 1:42:37
  Brian McFadden: It's not how it works. It's not how it works in Michigan. It's still all cash, only.
• 1:42:41
  Testecleese: Massachusetts, you could swipe your debit card. It would just
• 1:42:44
  Testecleese: show up on your bank record as an ATM transaction.
• 1:42:48
  Testecleese: That's why.
• 1:42:50
  Brian McFadden: Why, they had $6 Atms in the dispensaries in Michigan. Yeah. You know, you had to pull the money out 1st and then go to the
• 1:42:58
  Brian McFadden: to make your purchases.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: Mass. If you swipe your debit card
• 1:43:02
  Testecleese: in mass, it'll round it up to the nearest $10 increment.
• 1:43:05
  Brian McFadden: Of course I will.
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: And then you get that back in cash.
• 1:43:09
  Testecleese: So saying, you went to the ATM and took out $70
• 1:43:13
  Testecleese: is what it shows up as
• 1:43:19
  Testecleese: alright. I don't know what apec is.
• 1:43:23
  Brian McFadden: That was the thing that apec is the
• 1:43:28
  Brian McFadden: they just he went over there for this 2 stupid Asian Pacific economic cooperation.
• 1:43:38
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:43:41
  Brian McFadden: And he got there too late for the photo.
• 1:43:44
  Testecleese: In the photo. He's just the President. United States is in the back of the photo.
• 1:43:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, I'd rather not be in the floor at all if I had the President States in the back.
• 1:43:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: The President United States, as much as might offend people commands respect.
• 1:44:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, those 2 at least.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: Is always front and center. It was actually, I don't know how many of you guys remember the movie superman.
• 1:44:12
  Brian McFadden: One.
• 1:44:14
  Testecleese: The one that Zog, the bad
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: Kryptonian crew that showed up.
• 1:44:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: Demanded that the President United States kneel to him.
• 1:44:25
  Testecleese: I was like, no, the President United States kneels to nobody.
• 1:44:28
  Testecleese: The President United States isn't supposed to bow to Asians either. Right.
• 1:44:31
  Brian McFadden: Right? No, but.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: They've done it before in the world that refuses to dip their flag to the Olympic Committee.
• 1:44:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:43
  Testecleese: And now they're putting Joe in the back, looking all confused behind Xi. Jinping.
• 1:44:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:44:51
  Testecleese: Joe's a joke, and we all know it.
• 1:44:55
  Brian McFadden: But he's still President, United States.
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: Still sharp as a tack.
• 1:45:00
  Brian McFadden: He missed the G 20 photo because of logistical issues.
• 1:45:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, I couldn't get to. Yeah. He was taking a fucking nap. Okay.
• 1:45:14
  Brian McFadden: Takes a lot of naps.
• 1:45:15
  Testecleese: And he refused to even take questions. At the G 20 summit which happened.
• 1:45:19
  Brian McFadden: And there are some people saying that that's not the real Joe Biden. That's Daddy Lone legs.
• 1:45:25
  Brian McFadden: his, his body double, wearing the aviator sunglasses.
• 1:45:32
  Testecleese: Maybe I I'm not going to
• 1:45:34
  Testecleese: flat out, support any of these crazy things without better evidence.
• 1:45:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:45:45
  Testecleese: Here we go! Do you guys think anyone's gonna try to assassinate trump? Is anyone going to take a shot at trump
• 1:45:50
  Testecleese: before he takes office?
• 1:45:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: No, why not?
• 1:45:56
  Brian McFadden: Because there's already been 2 attempts on his life, maybe 3,
• 1:46:00
  Brian McFadden: and he survived all of them. It's a waste of time and effort and money for the people that want to do it.
• 1:46:07
  Ron Pascoe: But the nut jobs that want to do it expect to die, anyway.
• 1:46:11
  Ron Pascoe: he's got more security around him now, too.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, all right.
• 1:46:17
  Testecleese: I bet someone tries to take a shot at him.
• 1:46:20
  Testecleese: maybe not before he takes office, but before he's out of office.
• 1:46:24
  Brian McFadden: I think people will be more. I think most people that want to shoot trump probably be more afraid of Jd. Vance than trump.
• 1:46:33
  Testecleese: I don't understand why.
• 1:46:37
  Brian McFadden: Because they feel him as like
• 1:46:40
  Testecleese: Hitler.
• 1:46:41
  Brian McFadden: Rat, a Radical, you know, very conservative person from Ohio.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: So there you go, very conservative versus Trump, who's definitely not conservative.
• 1:46:52
  Brian McFadden: No, but then he's never said he was conservative.
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: No, he's a fucking New York nineties, liberal.
• 1:47:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:03
  Brian McFadden: She's.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: Christ.
• 1:47:04
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:47:06
  Ron Pascoe: I don't know. I just think things are changing now, like
• 1:47:10
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think it'll happen. I think things are changing now. I think people are going to start coming on. The idea of Maga
• 1:47:16
  Ron Pascoe: and these people just on the left mate. They're just going to fall behind, because, you know, things are just going to go forward now.
• 1:47:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, what happened?
• 1:47:23
  Ron Pascoe: Once you're.
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: The Mega movement in 4 years, when trump's not running for election.
• 1:47:29
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think of it dying off, mate. I think the next 4 years is going to amplify it.
• 1:47:34
  Ron Pascoe: People are going to start getting a taste for what they had after the last 4 years, mate, they're going to just love it.
• 1:47:39
  Testecleese: Depending on how things go right now, and.
• 1:47:42
  Brian McFadden: All depends on the economy.
• 1:47:44
  Testecleese: Exactly. It depends on the economy, and if the economy booms under trump, Vance is going to get elected as President, United States.
• 1:47:52
  Brian McFadden: If we run.
• 1:47:53
  Ron Pascoe: Definitely, mate, don't worry about these tariffs. Net my tariffs.
• 1:47:56
  Brian McFadden: Really young to run for President United States.
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: Why Kennedy was President when he was 35.
• 1:48:03
  Brian McFadden: Kennedy got assassinated.
• 1:48:05
  Testecleese: Well, yes, that's what. There you go. Trump might get picked off.
• 1:48:10
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:48:11
  Brian McFadden: We're still waiting for the documents to be released on his assassination.
• 1:48:17
  Ron Pascoe: That'll come out.
• 1:48:18
  Brian McFadden: We thought trump was gonna do that last time around.
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, but Trump didn't do it, because he looked at documents and it said the CIA killed Kennedy and he went. Oh, shit! We can't put that out.
• 1:48:30
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was the extra shooter on the grassy knoll.
• 1:48:34
  Testecleese: It was. It was the CIA running the whole thing.
• 1:48:37
  Ron Pascoe: I thought it was a driver.
• 1:48:39
  Brian McFadden: I believe that.
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, they didn't like that. He was changing things up. They didn't like that Democrat.
• 1:48:46
  Ron Pascoe: Also a destroyer, actually.
• 1:48:47
  Testecleese: What your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country
• 1:48:51
  Testecleese: and the deep State decided to keep control.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: Here's the double conspiracy.
• 1:48:57
  Testecleese: What if trump is the deep State pick to unfuck what's going on?
• 1:49:03
  Testecleese: And they did all of this shit with the Democrats
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: to make sure people voted trump.
• 1:49:11
  Brian McFadden: I mean on the on the no agenda show. They've been saying for months that they felt like
• 1:49:17
  Brian McFadden: everything was tilted in Trump's favor to make him the next President States. That's what they wanted to.
• 1:49:24
  Brian McFadden: you know.
• 1:49:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying is, it seems like
• 1:49:30
  Testecleese: the powers that be set everything up to make sure trump took office.
• 1:49:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: I don't know if this is true or not, but I
• 1:49:39
  Testecleese: I don't trust the Government, and it's blown my mind that you get so many far lefties that just believe everything the government's spitting out, whereas 10 years ago they didn't believe a goddamn thing the Government put out, and they hated Big Pharma.
• 1:49:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:54
  Testecleese: And then, all of a sudden, like you, you shouldn't be allowed to go outside and go grocery shopping if you didn't get a vaccine. It's like what the fuck it's like. I thought you guys did this. It's not even tested, you know.
• 1:50:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:50:07
  Testecleese: But then you point out that trump was the one who did operation warp speed to get this vaccine out early.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: and they're like, no, no, no, he didn't. I wouldn't have got the vaccine if Trump got it. And you play the video of like
• 1:50:18
  Testecleese: Whoopi Goldberg, saying, I'm not going to get this vaccine because Trump's in charge of it.
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. Then Whoopi was telling everyone they need to get 10 doses.
• 1:50:28
  Ron Pascoe: Well, there's a big pushback against Rfk. At the moment, too. Taking those positions.
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: I don't give a fuck about a tariff 1st of all, because 1st
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: Biden could have undone the tariffs we had on China, but he did not.
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: So obviously he's wrong big a deal.
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: and second tariffs only apply to imports.
• 1:50:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Imports, that's all it is.
• 1:50:50
  Testecleese: So you don't even have to buy American products to avoid the tariff. They just had to make the products in this country like Toyota has factories in the United States
• 1:51:00
  Testecleese: that the tariff wouldn't be applied because it didn't come in from overseas because it created American jobs.
• 1:51:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:51:08
  Testecleese: So just don't buy something that was made in China and shipped over here.
• 1:51:13
  Ron Pascoe: It also opens up territories.
• 1:51:20
  Testecleese: You can get some.
• 1:51:23
  Brian McFadden: You're in there.
• 1:51:24
  Ron Pascoe: But yeah, rain check storm in Europe.
• 1:51:26
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, sorry you're saying there's no like Terrace works both ways.
• 1:51:31
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, mate. Can you get me now?
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: What do you mean both ways? Yeah, what do you mean?
• 1:51:34
  Ron Pascoe: Well, what happens is okay. Right? Just say.
• 1:51:36
  Ron Pascoe: for instance, in Europe and Germany, that there's no American cars driving around. You don't see many American cars at all.
• 1:51:43
  Testecleese: Right, so won't fit on the road.
• 1:51:44
  Ron Pascoe: They wax a big tariff on their European cars coming into America.
• 1:51:47
  Ron Pascoe: He says, Right, you guys, let us see New York country.
• 1:51:51
  Ron Pascoe: Then the terrorists drop down. That's how it works. It's
• 1:51:54
  Ron Pascoe: exactly it. France has tariffs on American vehicles.
• 1:51:58
  Testecleese: But if we did, if we put in a tax a tariff on it
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: well, that's what blows my mind. These European cars people are talking about that are gonna get tariffed. I'm like
• 1:52:08
  Testecleese: name both either one of you name a car made in Europe.
• 1:52:14
  Brian McFadden: Ferrari.
• 1:52:14
  Ron Pascoe: Although.
• 1:52:16
  Testecleese: Okay. Volvo is top of the line. Ferrari is
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: top top of the line. High performance car Lamborghini.
• 1:52:24
  Ron Pascoe: Volkswagen.
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: W. Mercedes.
• 1:52:26
  Brian McFadden: You go.
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: Bar.
• 1:52:28
  Brian McFadden: There you go!
• 1:52:30
  Testecleese: Okay, well, the Hugo is a joke, and so isn't the smart car.
• 1:52:33
  Testecleese: But the smart car is great for getting around those little tiny English and Welsh roads. Right? Yeah.
• 1:52:41
  Testecleese: I mean, I got a I got a RAM 1,500 with a 5.7
• 1:52:46
  Testecleese: cubic inch displacement. Hemi!
• 1:52:48
  Brian McFadden: You're not getting around on the European roads.
• 1:52:51
  Testecleese: Point leader cubic, cubic.
• 1:52:55
  Testecleese: 5 point liter displacement engine, massive engine, hemispherical engine, 4 wheel drive. All that shit.
• 1:53:02
  Testecleese: I'm gonna have trouble getting through some of these roads in Europe.
• 1:53:05
  Brian McFadden: You're not getting through.
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: But.
• 1:53:07
  Ron Pascoe: You won't mind.
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: Here.
• 1:53:08
  Brian McFadden: You might be able to drive on the autobahn. But that's gonna be about it.
• 1:53:11
  Testecleese: In Australia, I mean, that'd be a great vehicle for taking across the fucking desert. You know what I mean.
• 1:53:20
  Testecleese: By the way, why are we.
• 1:53:21
  Ron Pascoe: You might go for 3 days with somebody going for a pean burger up the road.
• 1:53:25
  Testecleese: I read a story yesterday about? Oh, no, it wasn't. I'm sorry. It wasn't Australia. It was America. It was here.
• 1:53:33
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy!
• 1:53:34
  Testecleese: There was a group of natives, for whatever reason I called told myself they were aborigines of native.
• 1:53:40
  Ron Pascoe: Go on!
• 1:53:40
  Testecleese: Walking in the desert.
• 1:53:42
  Testecleese: and these schools locked down, thinking it was a gang activity where it was high school kids out getting their physical education requirements done from a reservation.
• 1:53:55
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 1:53:56
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 1:53:56
  Testecleese: Out in Nevada.
• 1:54:02
  Testecleese: Even if it wasn't school doing phys ed requirements.
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: Why are you shutting down your school? Because there are teenagers walking in the desert.
• 1:54:12
  Ron Pascoe: You wouldn't do it.
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: It just seems kind of crazy to me if it
• 1:54:16
  Testecleese: at worst call the cops up like, Hey, there's something strange going on. Can you just bring a couple cruises over here to make sure nothing happened. You know what I mean.
• 1:54:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:54:23
  Ron Pascoe: Yay, you wouldn't do it here, mate.
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: Oh, I don't know about that dude. What they did to the aborigines during Covid Lockdown was ridiculous. They literally put them in internment camps, and wouldn't let them leave.
• 1:54:37
  Ron Pascoe: I did everyone mate.
• 1:54:39
  Brian McFadden: Told you here how
• 1:54:41
  Brian McFadden: Kamala Harris's campaign spent all their money in the last few days of the election.
• 1:54:48
  Ron Pascoe: Dude.
• 1:54:48
  Brian McFadden: Point 6 million dollars on private jets.
• 1:54:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:54:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:54:54
  Ron Pascoe: And this still asking for donuts.
• 1:54:58
  Brian McFadden: Nobody gets paid. We can get you on a private jet.
• 1:55:01
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I.
• 1:55:02
  Ron Pascoe: No, they're still asking for donations for campaign.
• 1:55:05
  Testecleese: I just want to clear something up about this 20 million dollars in debt the campaign has.
• 1:55:11
  Testecleese: That doesn't mean they're broke. It doesn't mean they have negative 20 million dollars.
• 1:55:16
  Testecleese: It just means the bill hasn't been paid yet.
• 1:55:19
  Testecleese: either. One of you have a mortgage.
• 1:55:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:55:23
  Testecleese: You actually own your house.
• 1:55:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I have a word.
• 1:55:26
  Testecleese: You know, that's a big.
• 1:55:27
  Brian McFadden: No, I have a mortgage. I'm just fucking with you.
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: Okay? So you have debt.
• 1:55:34
  Testecleese: But that doesn't mean there's $0 in your bank account. Right?
• 1:55:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But what?
• 1:55:38
  Brian McFadden: Okay, we're different. You know. We're expected to keep paying the the mortgage while we still live in the house. She's not running for President anymore. So who's paying her mortgage for the campaign?
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: Okay? Well, that just means the bills haven't paid that. Could that could be a simple matter.
• 1:55:55
  Brian McFadden: I heard it was a lot of people's salaries that wasn't paid.
• 1:56:00
  Testecleese: I heard that.
• 1:56:00
  Testecleese: 2! Actually I heard that, too, and I said, I don't know what's.
• 1:56:05
  Brian McFadden: I mean that that should be. The 1st bill that gets paid is people's salaries.
• 1:56:10
  Testecleese: Yes, actually, your business should go out of business before you don't pay your employees.
• 1:56:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:56:17
  Ron Pascoe: Pay. The people call price.
• 1:56:19
  Testecleese: You had slave labor.
• 1:56:21
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, you always pay the people at the coal face first.st
• 1:56:24
  Testecleese: And that's what's blown my mind about these
• 1:56:27
  Testecleese: these far lefties that are still saying stuff like, well, who's going to work in the fields and pick the fruit.
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: I'm like, dear God, you sound like a slave owner who wants someone to pick their cotton, you know.
• 1:56:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:56:41
  Testecleese: Like, oh, we need these people to come. Do it cheap, like dude, is it?
• 1:56:45
  Testecleese: 1st of all, they pay these guys who pick strawberries like 30 bucks an hour.
• 1:56:50
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: And then you have Osborne saying, Who's going to clean your toilet?
• 1:56:55
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know about either one of you fuckers.
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: I clean my own toilet. Okay.
• 1:57:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yes. Maybe. Bro.
• 1:57:01
  Brian McFadden: Got married, so they clean my toilet.
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: Okay. So someone in your house cleans your toilet. Not some illegal migrant that.
• 1:57:08
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't have any legal migrants in my house.
• 1:57:12
  Testecleese: So you don't have slave labor.
• 1:57:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:57:16
  Testecleese: And it's what's crazy is back in the day there were several companies down the border
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: that would hire these illegal migrants
• 1:57:24
  Testecleese: to do exactly that like work in the fields, and then payday would show up.
• 1:57:30
  Testecleese: and they would call ice immigrations, customs, enforcement
• 1:57:35
  Testecleese: to come round up all these migrants and deploy.
• 1:57:37
  Brian McFadden: We didn't have to pay up.
• 1:57:38
  Testecleese: And then they would just hire a whole new crew.
• 1:57:40
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 1:57:42
  Testecleese: Oh, what's
• 1:57:44
  Testecleese: you want to pay these people less than you're saying? You should get $35 an hour, $50 an hour to be able to survive.
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: And but you want these illegal migrants to show up and take a lesser pay, doing the hard work you don't want to do.
• 1:57:58
  Testecleese: What's the matter with these people?
• 1:58:01
  Testecleese: Not not to mention they had to cross the desert to get here and cross the Rio Grande.
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: or or in English, the Big River.
• 1:58:12
  Testecleese: You have many people drown in that river every year.
• 1:58:15
  Brian McFadden: The Mississippi.
• 1:58:16
  Testecleese: The Rio, you know, coming into the country.
• 1:58:22
  Ron Pascoe: But talking about ice. Did you hear what that fraud governor from Arizona? Katie Hobbs said.
• 1:58:27
  Ron Pascoe: She's not. Gonna she's not.
• 1:58:28
  Ron Pascoe: She's not going to assist the Federal Federal Government
• 1:58:32
  Ron Pascoe: and get rid of Arizona families.
• 1:58:34
  Ron Pascoe: These illegal immigrants.
• 1:58:37
  Testecleese: I guess he's like, Oh, they're gonna what if the kids were born in the country and their parents weren't? You're separating families.
• 1:58:43
  Brian McFadden: We need to change that law.
• 1:58:46
  Testecleese: How so?
• 1:58:48
  Brian McFadden: We just need to get rid of it.
• 1:58:51
  Testecleese: Well, I don't get no, that's ridiculous, because they tell me if I go out
• 1:58:56
  Testecleese: and get getting blasted at the bar and drive home and get picked up for Dui. Should I either not be charged because I have children, or should my children go to prison with me? Well, I'm getting separated from my kids right?
• 1:59:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But a lot of people come to this country because of the anchor baby rules. You get rid of the anchor babies. People are going to be less incentivized to come here.
• 1:59:20
  Testecleese: Well, no, let the baby stay. Let the kids stay, citizens, I'm fine with that.
• 1:59:26
  Testecleese: You're going home.
• 1:59:28
  Testecleese: Do you want to take your kids or not.
• 1:59:31
  Testecleese: That's the option. I say, we give them.
• 1:59:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, sorry you don't belong here. This is. You came here illegally. You didn't come through a port of entry. You didn't actually apply for asylum, and you don't qualify because you came from
• 1:59:46
  Testecleese: Mexico. Let's say.
• 1:59:50
  Testecleese: why, why should we let you stay? Because you crossed the border and popped out a baby.
• 1:59:56
  Brian McFadden: That's why people are saying now.
• 1:59:58
  Testecleese: As it is, I'm cool with letting the baby stay.
• 2:00:01
  Testecleese: Hope you have family that you can stay with her. They're going in the system.
• 2:00:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. How long do you reckon it's going to take for the walls? Finished.
• 2:00:11
  Testecleese: It depends on what you mean by the wall, like what
• 2:00:14
  Testecleese: remember trump saying from sea to shining seed? That'll never happen.
• 2:00:19
  Testecleese: It's just not gonna happen. There's just too much border. It's not necessary.
• 2:00:24
  Testecleese: Most of this wide, open desert.
• 2:00:26
  Testecleese: You don't need a wall, and we have access points to get in this country, but
• 2:00:35
  Testecleese: I don't think we'll actually ever have a wall from sea to sea. There's no need for it. It's expensive.
• 2:00:42
  Testecleese: Just cover up the
• 2:00:44
  Testecleese: the big crossing points can't remember the one, but there's 1 that was like thousands a day crossing the border. It was ridiculous.
• 2:00:53
  Testecleese: anyway.
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: California is going to remove a quote racist term for a native American woman in more than 30 places.
• 2:01:04
  Testecleese: The word is squaw SQAW. I'm not sure if
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: you repeat, offender are familiar with the term. Okay.
• 2:01:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 2:01:18
  Testecleese: I understand why you might consider, quote racist. But
• 2:01:23
  Testecleese: how is that different than Latina versus Latino?
• 2:01:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, and it's got nothing to do with them. What native Americans are called.
• 2:01:32
  Testecleese: Well, it's a native American term for their own women. Granted it was only a certain tribe.
• 2:01:38
  Testecleese: but I mean this
• 2:01:39
  Testecleese: starting to see more and more like land, O'lakes, getting rid of the native, but keeping the land.
• 2:01:46
  Ron Pascoe: Do you guys have land o'lakes down there?
• 2:01:48
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:01:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, butter. Right?
• 2:01:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:01:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:01:53
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 2:01:55
  Testecleese: While you're here. Actually, I'm going to bring this up. Did you see Rfk, Jr. Talking about fruit loops in Australia?
• 2:02:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah, I did. Mate.
• 2:02:04
  Testecleese: New York Times got blown up for trying to fact check. And when he's like, How come?
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: Australia has like 10 ingredients in their fruit loops. But the United States has like 50.
• 2:02:14
  Testecleese: Well, actually, those aren't the real numbers he's like, no, he's talking about the fact that we're yellow. 5 is used in fruit loops and mountain dew.
• 2:02:23
  Testecleese: Do you know what Yellow 5 is.
• 2:02:27
  Ron Pascoe: Not. Really, mate, I don't know that one off hand.
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: Tart regime.
• 2:02:31
  Testecleese: Tartragine is a byproduct left over from processing coal.
• 2:02:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, or have heard of that. But you know the name.
• 2:02:43
  Testecleese: We're putting in our food to color our food. I was like, why not just put some banana extract in there to make it yellow like Australia does. It's supposed to taste like a banana, anyway.
• 2:02:54
  Brian McFadden: That's a big issue, because European standards are totally different than American standards, and.
• 2:03:01
  Testecleese: And Australian standards are different to European. Once again,
• 2:03:05
  Testecleese: What if if general mills is already making these products for other nations.
• 2:03:11
  Ron Pascoe: Why not just use the same formula here.
• 2:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Does it cost more money.
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: Well.
• 2:03:18
  Testecleese: you're already making that. You're already set up to do this shit. Instead, we're just making our kids fat. They're dying of weird cancer. The the cancer rates in the United States are off the charts compared to the rest of the world. Almost everyone's obese in this country. It's ridiculous. Our homeless are overweight.
• 2:03:35
  Testecleese: and people say it all the time. It's like, Oh, yeah. I went to Europe.
• 2:03:39
  Testecleese: ate the same foods. I ate here the same portions, the same everything, and I lost 25 pounds in 2 weeks, came back to the States, gained the weight right back.
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: and you know, and you bring this up to people and they get angry at you. Actually, I remember my Buddy Sean's little brother, Derek.
• 2:03:57
  Testecleese: He and I were talking about Waffle House online.
• 2:04:00
  Testecleese: and someone said something about poison. I was like, Oh, all of our food in this country is poison. And he went off on me.
• 2:04:08
  Brian McFadden: Had nothing to do with him, being from Massachusetts.
• 2:04:11
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, he went. Nuts like 5 or 6 times where I was not poisoned. I'm like dude flip over the package of literally any food you're going to eat and read the ingredients.
• 2:04:22
  Testecleese: find out how many of those you cannot pronounce, and have no idea what they are
• 2:04:26
  Testecleese: versus. You know beef, beef, lard, sugar.
• 2:04:32
  Testecleese: cornstarch, you know what I mean.
• 2:04:34
  Testecleese: Instead, we got Yellow 5. That's it's actually called tartrazine. We came up with a special name for it, so people didn't think it sounded terrible.
• 2:04:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Well, in our beef industry. Now, out here in Australia, meat industry, it's illegal to use hormones now for food, for growth, rapid growth.
• 2:04:50
  Testecleese: Good good. I brought this up for years, and on this show.
• 2:04:54
  Testecleese: why do you think we have 10 year old girls here with fucking d cups.
• 2:04:59
  Testecleese: Oh, it's not the same, is a sure
• 2:05:02
  Testecleese: now, correlation is not causation necessarily, but it could be.
• 2:05:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, even chickens and that mate, but it's illegal to use that sort of stuff in any of that sort of meat industry.
• 2:05:14
  Testecleese: I don't disagree just, you know.
• 2:05:17
  Ron Pascoe: And trans oils as well too. Trans.
• 2:05:19
  Ron Pascoe: What.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, you want them to grow bigger and faster and create more meat, and I understand that. But at some point there has to be natural diet.
• 2:05:28
  Testecleese: which is making me think maybe I should start hunting out here and eating wild animals.
• 2:05:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's already said your wife won't do it, so.
• 2:05:36
  Testecleese: I'll still eat it
• 2:05:41
  Ron Pascoe: Rfk is pushing a big thing with
• 2:05:43
  Ron Pascoe: fast food industries, too. You see that there's a massive pushback.
• 2:05:47
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 2:05:49
  Ron Pascoe: Rfk. He's got massive pushback from the food industry at the moment, because he's trying to get rid of all transorders and fats.
• 2:05:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what don't even necessarily outlaw these things.
• 2:06:00
  Testecleese: But instead, actually put the real label instead of a nickname we have for this stuff right?
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 2:06:10
  Testecleese: I think that's our show. We're.
• 2:06:12
  Brian McFadden: Very much. Just show you how to share audio.
• 2:06:15
  Testecleese: You're right. I just shut that off so I could check my sound.
• 2:06:22
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyone who made it this far consider tossing us a buck here, there, or even just contact us. Come on the show. Tell us what you think, or tell us why we're we're stupid and wrong.
• 2:06:34
  Brian McFadden: We don't always need to have people from Australia on the show.
• 2:06:38
  Testecleese: It doesn't always have to be a transgender or a Hispanic dude either.
• 2:06:42
  Brian McFadden: No, but they're the ones most interested. So that's why we keep bringing them back so.
• 2:06:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's hoping we can get paid one day.
• 2:06:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, bring home the money.
• 2:06:55
  Ron Pascoe: Truly the international class.
• 2:06:59
  Ron Pascoe: I told you you're just scalable. By the way.