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FULL SHOW: Can you rub a pregnant ladies belly? · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Gentleman Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's us broad to you by HelloFresh the Experts
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  Speaker 2: and tastes.
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  Speaker 1: That Kiwi's yellow taxi.
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  Speaker 2: And we're wondering about our big yellow torch, the torch
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  Speaker 2: that we started over a week ago. We turned it
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  Speaker 2: on a Dolphin torch, and we wanted to know when
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  Speaker 2: the batteries would run out. They're not new batteries, by
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  Speaker 2: the way, and they're still well. They were still going
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  Speaker 2: yesterday around about this time. Of course, the closest person
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  Speaker 2: to guessing that the time that the torch ends will
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  Speaker 2: win five hundred dollars. You can do that at the
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  Speaker 2: Hats Breakfast on Facebook. We've left it with the lovely
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  Speaker 2: security team here.
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  Speaker 3: Think of think of all the stuff that's happened since
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  Speaker 3: last Wednesday, so much at Raygun breakdownser the closing ceremony
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  Speaker 3: just wild, so met.
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  Speaker 1: Cash rates been changed, mythies.
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  Speaker 3: We've had it all and this all the way through
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  Speaker 3: this Blacks Last the torch has just been shining consistently
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  Speaker 3: and not fading, not dipping at all, lighting up the
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  Speaker 3: hearts of New Zealanders.
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  Speaker 1: This torch.
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  Speaker 3: Please submit your entry as to when you think this
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  Speaker 3: thing might run out of bed so you can hit
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  Speaker 3: to the hits breakfast on on Facebook. But we did
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  Speaker 3: leave it with security. But our usual security guard, Gunjin,
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  Speaker 3: he's not on today. No, we've got someone else. Do
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  Speaker 3: you want to go into you I've dold my phone.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to go out and do a live report? There?
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  Speaker 1: You go, take that.
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  Speaker 3: Big voice reporting live. Tell us what you're seeing. Paint
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  Speaker 3: some pictures with words there, Ben, you know you know
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  Speaker 3: your job.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I can see you right now because I'm still
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  Speaker 4: in the same room. Is that what you wanted?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, paint the pictures? What do you What do I
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  Speaker 1: look like?
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  Speaker 4: Well, a little tired for the start of the morning.
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  Speaker 1: But a little tired, old dusty, bit puffy. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't lose a few CAGs.
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  Speaker 4: You're up here, You're really okay. I'm walking in across
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  Speaker 4: to the reception area here. Jimmy, Jimmy's always wearing shorts
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  Speaker 4: and now what the weather is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, We've got Jimmy who works in facilities shorts and
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  Speaker 3: a T shirt every day. Ye.
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  Speaker 4: What's still going? Is it's still going? Can I just
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  Speaker 4: have a quick look at it?
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  Speaker 3: It's still going, It's still going in the box?
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  Speaker 4: Still go still Yeah, still go.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Way she was, what does Jimmy, What does Jimmy have
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  Speaker 3: to say?
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  Speaker 1: I see Jimmy there.
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  Speaker 4: In a short Jimmy's about to loft twenty nine years.
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  Speaker 4: What do you have to say, Jimmy? Why?
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  Speaker 3: Why? That was?
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  Speaker 4: That is lifting in his shorts? He's ever wearing nothing
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  Speaker 4: but short. Well he's got more stuff on but short
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  Speaker 4: at the weather and he's living, honestly about twelve years
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  Speaker 4: by himself.
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  Speaker 3: I'd love a guy around the office he just wear
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  Speaker 3: shorts and nothing else, just to go, just wear shorts.
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  Speaker 1: So so there we go. The torch still shining.
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  Speaker 3: So that means the five hundred dollars the cash prize
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  Speaker 3: is still up for grabs and you can enter. As
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  Speaker 3: we said, let's breakfast on Facebook. I genuinely have concerns
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  Speaker 3: that this thing is going to outlive us.
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  Speaker 2: I know, still it's still going. It's still pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so just it was, you know, nothing to dot
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  Speaker 1: do with the Olympics, but of our phone. Better.
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  Speaker 3: He's had the determination of this bettery that never run out.
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  Speaker 3: Are you speaking of determination you wife, Amanda?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I went and watched my daughter do cross
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  Speaker 2: country the other day, and you know, it's she was
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  Speaker 2: actually she like trained for it. She was really into it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, she wanted to do she wanted to do
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  Speaker 2: really well. But what and she did a great job.
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  Speaker 2: But what really impressed me as well with my wife's
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  Speaker 2: a teacher and what I got to see. I stood
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  Speaker 2: next to her and the first time I'd witnessed her
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  Speaker 2: in a cross country environment, and she very supportive, Like
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  Speaker 2: if the Olympic team needs some help next Olympics, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: get Amanda over there.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't listen to this is just a quick bit.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go girls, got those says here we go, Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Harry Nice was Harry picking up up and this was
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  Speaker 2: like the whole time I was on there for twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: She was just just the ultimate hype person. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we've we talked about Flavor, Flavor, we talked about other
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  Speaker 2: people as hype people.
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  Speaker 1: But my wife was, geez, she's good. She she's got
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  Speaker 1: a wolf whistle on her. When she wolf whistles, wolves
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  Speaker 1: and Siberia come running. It's that loud.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, she's got the off of the scaffold of
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  Speaker 3: full stories up your So you have very great.
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  Speaker 6: Hats that John and Ben Podcasts so fine with your kids.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like kids ask you questions you're throughout your thing,
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  Speaker 2: or you know, they'll come back with sayings and things
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  Speaker 2: and bits and pieces no matter what it is. But
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  Speaker 2: sometimes you're in the mood for what they have to say.
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  Speaker 2: Other times you just want you're just in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of getting stuff done.
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  Speaker 3: And you want to you want to straight answers.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to.
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  Speaker 2: I just you know me when I get into into
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  Speaker 2: your things, and then when people question those things. You
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  Speaker 2: get a lot of questions in your job and lots
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  Speaker 2: of things, and then suddenly you get questions from the kids.
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  Speaker 1: Easily flustered. I don't need this right now, I have
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  Speaker 1: one of those any one of the fine.
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  Speaker 3: One of the greatest joys in life is watching Ben
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  Speaker 3: Boyce and a cleaning frenzy. Now he doesn't do it regularly,
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  Speaker 3: every like sort of three times a year.
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  Speaker 1: It'll just won't. You won't know when it's going to come.
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  Speaker 1: It will just come. And when he's at.
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  Speaker 3: Work here in the studio, pull everything's going everything's going out.
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  Speaker 3: He's trying to pull the microphones out, he's chucking out
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  Speaker 3: the posters, displays, boxes.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, it's all going to be but it's not regular.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday afternoon I had it's have to do, you know,
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  Speaker 2: things to do, and was trying to get through a
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  Speaker 2: whole lot of them, as it do, and was on
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a I guess a ramp page of
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  Speaker 2: just getting stuff done.
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  Speaker 1: Because you've got to do list every day. And I
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  Speaker 1: was starting to run out of time.
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  Speaker 2: And I was going to pick my daughter up from
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  Speaker 2: Nitble after a Nitble practice, and I picked her up,
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  Speaker 2: done that, done, tacked that off the to do list,
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  Speaker 2: and then on our way home we had to swing
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  Speaker 2: past and other friends late in the day. They said, hey,
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  Speaker 2: can we borrow some costumes for tomorrow for something?
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  Speaker 1: You know? And you're the costume.
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  Speaker 2: I better go to the garage. Put that on my
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  Speaker 2: swing pack. They passed their place on the way home,
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  Speaker 2: and so I made my daughter. I said, I was
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  Speaker 2: just pulled on the drive. I didn't have time to
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  Speaker 2: go on because you know I didn't. It's like, can
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  Speaker 2: you go and just drop it on the doorstep. I'll
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  Speaker 2: text them when I get home saying it's there, just.
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  Speaker 1: Just do it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm even watching him now, he's just like veins are popping.
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  Speaker 2: To do it, to go home, cock, dinner, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: What happens if you get to the end of a
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  Speaker 3: day and all of the.
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  Speaker 2: Your parents will not to go home, cook, turn, feed,
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  Speaker 2: the animals, to walk down you know, all these things
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  Speaker 2: will bounding up and pulled in the drive. I was like, see,
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  Speaker 2: I could just run this into the doorstep. She comes
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  Speaker 2: back with, why do they want to borrow the costumes? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I hadn't even asked that question. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't And I sort of came back with her,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, they just do. They don't snap back
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  Speaker 2: and she was like, well hang on, and she stopped.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I need to ask questions. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: ask questions. What if you were asking me? And this
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  Speaker 2: is where she jumped from zero to one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: What if you were asking me to put drugs on
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  Speaker 1: their doorstep?
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  Speaker 2: That's what she came back, I'd be asking I'd be
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  Speaker 2: asking questions then, and I'm like, yes, what if you were.
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  Speaker 3: Asking me to drop a baggar lollies to the Augland
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  Speaker 3: City Mission.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well, and that's where I was like, I can't see
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  Speaker 2: you know, you've really just like from from Mike Wazowski costume.
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  Speaker 1: Drug Terriffic. I'm like, really, you can see your dad's.
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  Speaker 3: A little stress and that's because he's got a lot
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  Speaker 3: of gear on board. Okay, I need to get it
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  Speaker 3: out of the car as soon as possible. Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 3: if the cops over right now, we're done for.
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  Speaker 6: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor, You've got a bran new podcast. It's out today.
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  Speaker 2: Another episode the Montoyas.
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  Speaker 7: Yep, three drops today.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 3: I've listened to a couple of episodes. It's very entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a little snippet from today's episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Is how everything goes with us.
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  Speaker 8: As I'm getting ready, You're sitting in the room, I'm
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  Speaker 8: in the shower, and you're and you're screaming in the background,
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  Speaker 8: mass mass, I have nothing to wear. I'm sick of
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  Speaker 8: hearing the same thing every time I took your shopping
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  Speaker 8: on the weekend. I'm sick of seeing you walking around
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  Speaker 8: and not respecting yourself. So we took out it's true.
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  Speaker 9: Respecting myself, Well, what is that supposed to me?
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  Speaker 7: I don't have respect for myself.
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  Speaker 1: Dress respectable, Love.
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  Speaker 7: You try and look good carrying twins.
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  Speaker 8: You look gorgeous?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 1: Is it for the podcast? Just of your relations there's
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  Speaker 1: all the podcast, the recordings of the relationship.
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  Speaker 3: That's Marcelo and Taylor's podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I have an issue with the podcast though. Oh god, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now the poster. You got a poster.
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  Speaker 3: It's you and like in the wedding dress and masters
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  Speaker 3: the thing. Now on the poster there's a star rating
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  Speaker 3: four and a half. So now I'm like, this poster
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  Speaker 3: was out before the podcast was out. Let's gives now
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  Speaker 3: now this is now here's my issue. Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 3: have the option to give yourself a star rating, which
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  Speaker 3: clearly you have, what.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got?
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  Speaker 3: Full five?
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  Speaker 7: We had no say on the star rating.
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  Speaker 1: Who did the star rating?
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  Speaker 9: I heart radio because I said the same thing. I
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  Speaker 9: was like, how do you who's this person? Let me
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  Speaker 9: meet them? And they're like, oh, you know, it's like humble.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: If you hit the option, Okay, let's give out this
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  Speaker 3: show a star rating. If we have the option, you're
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  Speaker 3: going to go five every time, even though it's not true.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to give five.
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  Speaker 2: But they're knowing we're probably two and a half. Let's
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  Speaker 2: give us three.
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  Speaker 1: One star review.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I heart radio and get them on toys.
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  Speaker 3: But we're very happy for you, so stoked that you
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  Speaker 3: have twins on the way.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, very excited.
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  Speaker 1: Have you found the journey so fast?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hard?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, doubly hard.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine so hard.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, they reckon it's because it's double hormone, so it
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  Speaker 9: literally is just crazy.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to look for a nicer word.
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  Speaker 2: Getting up in the morning early, yeah, all the stuff
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  Speaker 2: going on, Yeah, be pretty texting.
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  Speaker 9: My insomnia was wild the first three months for some reason.
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  Speaker 9: That was one of the pregnancy side effects my body
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  Speaker 9: chose to give me, and that was just not fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Some people are like, I just love being pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: You one of those.
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  Speaker 7: No, look at me. I'm so you're not, you know, nice.
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  Speaker 2: If you just dressed respectively.
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  Speaker 3: There are when Gin was pregnant, there are some people
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  Speaker 3: who are like, really into pregnant ladies.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, only fans category. I'm going to pat it to
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  Speaker 9: Marcello next week on the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Some Cash Maternity Mate. But there's something that people are
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  Speaker 3: doing to you regain which I find very amusing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure John I beg but.
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  Speaker 9: Would dream as a person that was just like bending
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  Speaker 9: down and basically holding on.
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  Speaker 1: To the belly.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, and touching the belly. Actually surprised you haven't done.
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  Speaker 1: It to me. You would have definitely done I won't lie.
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  Speaker 3: It's very tender, like it just looks like something you
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  Speaker 3: want to get your hands on and rub, because I've
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  Speaker 3: rubbed a lot of things in my life, shoulders with
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  Speaker 3: bad people.
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  Speaker 9: Let's make my stomach not one of those people have
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  Speaker 9: been rubbing your some inundated idle heads on the weekend.
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  Speaker 9: I'm I'm made of honor in a wedding, and mate,
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  Speaker 9: every time someone walked into the hotel, oh my god,
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  Speaker 9: and they put your hands to their hand on my sake,
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  Speaker 9: and then whilst their hands on my skin, they.
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  Speaker 7: Go, you don't mind this, do you? Well, it's a
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  Speaker 7: bit late now.
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  Speaker 3: So sometimes strangers like work for colleagues and the workplace
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  Speaker 3: are coming up and giving them.
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  Speaker 9: A rub for sure, for sure, And I guess it's
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  Speaker 9: because their mothers.
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  Speaker 7: So they're kind of like, oh, well, people did it
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  Speaker 7: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe if you're rubbing, a genie will come out,
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  Speaker 3: something will come out, maybe the genie.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think they can feel you either, so I
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  Speaker 9: don't know what you're to do.
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  Speaker 1: Should I birth?
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  Speaker 3: Just to give your reaction, you could say, if you
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  Speaker 3: keep rubbing it, it's yours, find us keeper. So i'd
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  Speaker 3: the heads, this is what we what we want to
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  Speaker 3: open up. Belly rubbers anonymous, Well, it won't be anonymous
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  Speaker 3: because you'll say your name, have your head? You belly
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  Speaker 3: rubbed while being pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Do you say, do you say? Do you say something?
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  Speaker 7: Or you're just like I'm like, oh, I know, it's okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I get scared to be like, oh no, put your
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  Speaker 7: hands off me.
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  Speaker 2: Even again twenty twenty four. I'm surprised it's still happening
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  Speaker 2: as much as you're saying it is. Absolutely Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: hat's four four eight seven. When you're pregnant, or if
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  Speaker 2: you are pregnant right now, you're getting your belly rubbed.
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  Speaker 1: Do your mind? Like do your mind?
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  Speaker 3: Or it like public property like someone's wheeling when it's
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  Speaker 3: out on a anyone can.
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  Speaker 6: Use its The John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Talking to an article and the New York Post at
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  Speaker 2: the moment, they've done a bit of a scientific discovery,
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  Speaker 2: and they reckon washing your apples doesn't really get rid
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  Speaker 2: of the pesticides. Or doesn't know they're putting it under
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  Speaker 2: the water. They're like, hey, even peeling, even peeling the
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  Speaker 2: deep Yeah, it's basically it's going through the peel and
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  Speaker 2: into the into the things.
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  Speaker 3: So that's they say.
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  Speaker 2: Peeling will help if you take off the outer layer,
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  Speaker 2: but washing it underwater doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, I mean, what's a few pesticides here and there?
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  Speaker 1: You Yeah, a few chemicals, pestide.
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  Speaker 3: Good, fear, good for your immune system. The Remember we
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  Speaker 3: had some sort of organic person coming once and they're like,
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: what I do is I like to rest all of
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  Speaker 3: my produce in the sink with like a vinegar.
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  Speaker 1: Mix and water. And I went home and did that once.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus can deal with.
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  Speaker 3: What starts to rotten about or two hours, doesn't It doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Are you mean to leave it
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  Speaker 1: in there? Is that what you do?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 3: You put your soaking in there and you do your
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  Speaker 3: dare putings down and I'm like dabbing a parson up,
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  Speaker 3: going what am I doing with my life? Yeah? But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: just enjoy the piste of sides. You're everywhere now producing Taylor,
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  Speaker 3: she will be avoiding pest of sides.
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  Speaker 1: You've got twins on.
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  Speaker 9: The way growing my own piesticides currently a couple of
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  Speaker 9: pists inside you.
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  Speaker 3: But so, one thing that people keep doing consistently, consistently
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  Speaker 3: is rubbing your belly.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, strangers feeling very comfortable with it.
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  Speaker 1: They are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like bubble wrap. Those are the pregnant belly.
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  Speaker 3: You just want to get your hands on it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. He's definitely be not now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And also, while we're on this topic, when we're in public,
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  Speaker 9: can you stop saying are you pregnant?
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  Speaker 1: Taylor?
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  Speaker 9: And also commenting on my photo last night? Are you pregnant?
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  Speaker 1: I did it the other day in the office. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, Taylor, are you preggers? And she's like no.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's this guy who he didn't know either
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  Speaker 3: of us really, he was just looking on George dropped
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  Speaker 3: the ground.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't doing as a skit. She was put to
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: get to this day. So we take you.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: We'll go out there with you and then.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: We don't know each other and you're like, oh, you're pregnant.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: You're like no, and see what.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: You could do that in the bus stop was like, oh,
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: what are you expecting? I'm not have just been at
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: a buffet or something. Yeah, it'll be great.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: We've got to do that.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: But it's pregnant belly. Have you had your pregnant belly rubbed?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Are you a rubber or are you pro rubbing? Anti rubbing?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Let's get Paul on. Have you had your pregnant belly rubbed? Paul?
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: No?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: But your thoughts? Have you?
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Are you thought this feels like a very inappropriate call
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: with Paul? Are you four rubbing or against rubbing?
• 14:52
  Speaker 10: Paul against? My wife was pregnant and really used to
• 14:56
  Speaker 10: annoy me.
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: I think it's just one stick down from sea arrestment.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Really pretty much. You're right, you take away, you know,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: for some reason we think it's all right. Would people
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: wouldn't come up to you normally?
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Would they do?
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: Because I'm hit them?
• 15:09
  Speaker 9: But it's so true, especially where they feel in the
• 15:12
  Speaker 9: stummy it's quite low.
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: So you're right, Paul, I never even thought of that.
• 15:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but none of my friends come up to me
• 15:19
  Speaker 10: and rubbed the part of me that was involved with it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 11: I wish more of them did. That's a good point,
• 15:32
  Speaker 11: So good you would, Marcella out the bouts come out?
• 15:36
  Speaker 11: You got all rights, are brilliant, col mate.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: We'll see you have some help beat have a great day.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Mortgage relief and the surprise oh cr text rate cut.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I love it because I'm watching I'm watching being panic
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: grab the front of the New Zealand here to try
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: and pretend he knows what he's talking about.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean the banks have chopped the interest rates
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: joh to homeowners on the back of the Reserve Bank announcement.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's all self explanatory, no further questions, mate.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: There's good news.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: That is good news. Overall, survive to twenty five. That's
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: what everyone's been saying. Hopefully this is.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: The turning point for everyone. Yeah, now speaking of the
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: bank actually says and this is an unnecessary pressure in life. Well,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't say necessary, because it's probably quite necessary. But
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: the bank password, which is necessary actually, but sometimes you know,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: when you log onto your bank thing with your phone,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: it like scans your face, right, So that's how I
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: enter into the banking app. But I was having to
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: do some stuff on my laptop computer and so that
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: that was requiring me to put in my actual.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Password, and I couldn't for the life of me.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Remember, I was you know, I was about eighty five
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: percent sure of this password, and you're into ridden, No,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: that's not the password.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Then you're into the same part.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: For some reason, you need to it exactly the same password,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and you go, no, the website, mate, come on, you're sure, yeah,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: and I did that three times, because sometimes you.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Do, you get a digit wrong or a letter wrong.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: So you're like, I've got to injur it again, just
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: to make sure, just to make sure. But the problem
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: is you've got so many different passwords these days.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I know, and that's it, and I got three passwords deep.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Now the bank websites like, hey, buddy, you've only got
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: two more attempts at this, and that is pressure, that
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: is real. And I'm like, okay, well I've used the
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: same one three times. Is the website wrong?
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: No?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Probably not.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Probly you start to blame the website, but you know, actually,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: step back, why would a bank's website be wrong for.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: An everyday person. This is as close as we're going
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: to get to. You know, we watch the pop holding
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: or the high jump and they're like, you've had two
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: failed attempts. As your last attempt to win an Olympic gold.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Hamish Kerr and he had to get that last jump
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: for New Zealand. This is like the moment, this is
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: as close as we get.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: And so you know that me and on the internet,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: all those mathematical equations start coming sort of floating around
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: in the air. That's you and you're like, okay, it
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: could be any number of three hundred and twenty passwords
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I've made up for websites. You know, some include braille, highlogriphics,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: you name it. And then I got to us with
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: four fail, had one attempt left five seems like a
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: reasonable amount of leeway the band, because you know, I
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: blame in the bank for this idiot.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: If you can't get in five five. The was a lot.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: That is many chances.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: First one nailed it, plucked it out of thin air,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: and it was nervous types of the keyboard because I
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: don't know how long you're locked out for.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Well, that's right.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just have to go the whole I forgot
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: my password and then they send you an email, then
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: you have to read it and then you change your
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: password again. Good A good thing I saw on social
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: media that day. Well, actually an interesting thing when it
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: comes to passwords, because you know, you just mentioned how
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: you have to add all these unique things, new.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Characters, underscores, numbers. Sometimes you want to put it in Chinese,
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: just to mix things up.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: This guy was like, here's my streaming, my streaming, you know,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: just to watch the show on my streaming service, I've
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: got to have like eight letters, a number of emoji.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: My college roommates made a name, a hieroglyphic, whatever, you know.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And then he's like, ATM, just four numbers, just any
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: four numbers. When you think of consistently, you're talk about that,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: and the same with the bank. You think about all
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the things you get online, but you just walk up
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: to simple numbers.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: And I've heard those four numbers for twenty eight years
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: and they have never done me wrong in those four numbers.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: In fact, if anyone finds out those four numbers, they
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: pretty much got access to my life.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: But yeah, there's a very fair point. That's a really
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: really good point. There's just four numbers, the four number system.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Has it done us wrong? Never?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I've been until now No Samon came in and
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: started adding and at symbols and everything. You're right, but
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: there you go an unnecessary pressure in life, and there's
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: a lot of them to group texting. Another one for
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: me don't get Me started. The WhatsApp group chet Geez
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: that moves at.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: The pace the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Megan Purpos's Away this Week got Coviderere on a zoom
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: meeting with her yesterday.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Hilarious.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: She's like.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: It.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: She was like, I'll be in tomorrow.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: We're like, mate, you sound a little CROCD. You don't
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: have to push it. You're like fine, and.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: You were like, honestly, stay home.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I think she spoke to a boss on the phone
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: and he was on the radio talk about that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: But we wish you the best recovery. It really hs
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: different people in different ways. Some people just fly through
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and don't have anything.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I think depending on how it happened, Like any time
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: when you get a coffer a cold, it can hit you.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I hear talk about COVID, felt that Covid said a
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: lot as I want to talk about Mark Zuckerberg, of course,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the founder of Facebook owns Meta and he gave his
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: wife a gift.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It's a birthday. Lovely. He didn't didn't forget.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Firstly, well done Zuckerberg and the.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Gift that he got and I guess he's got squallions
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: of dollars.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: So you know, what do you get? You get someone
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: you got that much.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: You would you would reach a stage where you're like,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: there was literally nothing else I can buy for myself.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: You know, imagine being at that stage of life. We're like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I can't think of anything.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: If I want it, I'll get it. Yeah, but I can't.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gone at all.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: So he got his wife a seven foot statue of
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: her that sits out in the backyard. And so it's
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: green with a large silver cloaks.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: He's basically said he's.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Trying to bring back the Roman tradition of sculptures of
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: your wives.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: She looks it's like a marine colored green, isn't it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's out in the backyard.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: She says she loves it, which is great, and I'm
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: not saying that she doesn't love it, but I feel
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: like it's a I don't.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Know how where he got How did he get there? Like,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: how's that's what I'll get?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: A statue? Yeah, a statue bloody and convenient when you're
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: moving house too. Better not forget the seven foot statue
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: of myself? And do you want a statue? Of yourself,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: like into your backyard. It's a lovely gesture.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: But I have a big fiberglass cow and that's yeah,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: but it's not me. It's not me or my wife.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It would be a bit odd. I mean, at least
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: she didn't get it. At least well he didn't get
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: it of himself, I guess in some ways.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what we want to fourth for eight seven.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: What's the most unusual gift you have received. It could
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: be a work gift to leaving prison sometime, your hand over,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: leaving presents, and you're like, there's no thought being put
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: into this.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: You're just happy to see this person.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Go oh, like you're with that secret Santa that time
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: that the person didn't know about the joke that was
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: going on in the office, and you gave well.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a hot guy in the office and
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: everyone was like, oh, I'd love to get on his rig.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: That's what all the girls were saying. And I thought, oh,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I thought this was like a common bit of banter.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: And so I turned up and I had repurposed a
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: bottle of baby oil, and I said, this is.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: You're right on an oil for the wreck, oil for
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: the ring, like an oil rig.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: He opened it up in front of everyone, and I
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: was like, oil for the wreck? What's that man? Anyone
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: deathly silent?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: And I thought, oh, I thought this was a common joke,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: but apparently they call that sexual harassment.
• 22:41
  Speaker 11: I wanted to go and because we say you got
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: a nice wreck, you know, I.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Was kind of like coughing.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, cause you got a hot body body
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: wreck the wing rub it on your body.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: And so he was very and that humbles you as
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: a secret center giver. You don't want to leave the
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: gift to receive a confused.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: The heads that jonaan Ben.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Podcast, Mark Zuckerberg hit of Facebook. He has purchased his
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: wife a statue of herself seven foot statue being.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Boy siven foot that's sort of green marine green. Yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: with a sort of silver sort of cloak, sort of
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: looks like wings. It's it's cool looking statue, But what
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: do you say? His reasoning was it was basically to
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: bring it back to like the Roman times where people
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: would you know, would get statues made of their of
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: their wives.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's trying to bring back the mate. We're not
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: all Mark zuckerbiog. We can't afford to make statues of
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: our wives.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Or did loved ones and stuff like that. You know,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I'm going to honor my wife with that,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: and she stoked.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: His wife's like, just buy me into the house. Can
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: we make a statue of you and put it up
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: in master?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Been grew up a master. T No.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: But out of all the people that grew up a master,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: and I don't even I don't deserve a statue.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Jermaine Clement's cond Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Brian Lahore, you know the legendary record.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: What about like a paper measure one? So eventually it
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: just just integrates overtime.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: It'll be fine.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I'll be the first to ventialize my mindsettue, that's for sure.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Definitely don't deserve that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Strangers gift to receive, like Matt Zucherberg's wife telephone.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: No, but let's get say on the phone, how are
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you saying?
• 24:18
  Speaker 12: Thank you?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Great to have you on.
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: I'm listening to you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fun listening to us and listen all the shows
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: about mate, this is hardheading news.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You mean to know me to be having fun listening
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: to this program? Say what was yeah?
• 24:32
  Speaker 12: My going to work? Yeah, going to work?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: What's the most unusual gift. That did you receive this gift?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 24:39
  Speaker 12: Yes, I received this gift from a boyfriend at that
• 24:42
  Speaker 12: time of two weeks. It was a special occasion and
• 24:46
  Speaker 12: it was a frame, and I was just like, Okay,
• 24:48
  Speaker 12: he doesn't have to give me something special because it's
• 24:50
  Speaker 12: just two weeks, nothing special, just casual. But it was
• 24:54
  Speaker 12: a frame of a photo of himself. So not you,
• 25:00
  Speaker 12: that's not you, and now he's my husband.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Oh work, Do you still have that photo frame?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I love the confidence that this guy that's a big
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: that's a big power move that is.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: That's a good looking guy. You should put that up.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Now you're in the frame with him. Hopefully he's still
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: just putting up pictures of himself.
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: Not much much.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: He's button off that. Yeah, I'm going to see you
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: some hell pizza. We really appreciate your call. It's a
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: good one, every.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Good one, so appreciate it time, Mesa, you're on, I'mzsa
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: and PAUI.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: How are you good?
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 25:36
  Speaker 12: How are you?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Lovely?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I always feel like we're in the rovers return when
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: we're talking to Mesa.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Mesa Strangers gift you've.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Received Paris scissors.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Oh handy too. Did you have scissors?
• 25:51
  Speaker 12: And yeah, but they're always you know, but you always
• 25:53
  Speaker 12: lose all the blood.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: And it was from my husband to Christmas and everybody lacks.
• 26:00
  Speaker 12: But I'll tell you what, it's the best present.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I've ever had. And he knew that. He knew that
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: given to.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: You peris scissors for Christmas purchase last minute.
• 26:10
  Speaker 12: But he did never go.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And she loves those scissors. Wow, that's great, Missa. Well
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: there you go, take your word for it. Yeah, that's britniant.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I mean you're going to tell your frying pins story
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: again when you go to frying pain to Amanda. But
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: gets some scissors for Amanda. Ellie, you're on Welcome Strangers
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: gift you've received.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Lad call a paper in handy tail.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: So did you start did you start saying glad rep?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, glad rep.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Yep, call a paper handy tell from my mother in law.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, well that's a thoughtful mother in law. I mean
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: there's stuff you're going to use. I guess.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: I'd gone to Valentine's and been quite bad Jalla and
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: saw as me and my husband were going to end
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: up together, so she weaked down the road. But we're
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: still together thirty two years later.
• 27:03
  Speaker 12: So yeah, still.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Using the glad rep handytaiels and toilet paper.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 27:09
  Speaker 12: I think of it each time I.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Go to the.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Good On Yllie appreciate it. Now.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: We went to Spain very quickly for work. I felt
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: like we didn't even stay the night in Spain.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I think we arrived late. You're right, it's pretty much
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: twelve hours in Spain. Yeah, like the Madrid when after
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: watching the people that do this world sport where they
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: jump over balls.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's not they're not like the bull fighting,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: so it's hurting the balls. So the bulls run towards
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: these people and then they run towards the ball and
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: then they jump and flip over the ball as the
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: ball runs underneath them. When they do it, it looks majestic.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: It's really it's a masterful art. You should YouTube. But
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: then we decided to give it a go. Okay, I
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: kind of got peer pressudent doing it. Now here's my issue,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: and I know this brake's gone on long enough, so
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I'll keep this quick. But then there was a thing
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: where we both had to hold the red the red
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: piece of cloth, so the bull knew where to rage
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: towards now.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I was holding one side of the cloth and you
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: were holding the other side of running it. I'll be
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: front foot.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I ran away, the ball ran towards us, goes the
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: red cloth ran away scared.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be there.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I was left holding a red piece of cloth as
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: a bull as charging towards me.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I get run over by the bull. I didn't jump
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: over the bull. I didn't have the athletic prow wars
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: smashed over by the bull. The bull's like head butting
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: me with its horns, and I'm stuck on the ground
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  Speaker 1: going the bull.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, this whole tragic at you know, traumatic event took place.
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  Speaker 3: At the end of it, the mirror of the town
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  Speaker 3: was there. He came out and has he had a ceremony,
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  Speaker 3: and he handed me. It felt like he just pulled
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: a hanky chief out of his pocket and he said,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: this is a.
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  Speaker 1: Bib of bravery.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: And he tied it around my neck, this bib of bravery,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: and off he went to the A and.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: E the heats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I was talking yesterday about words that wind you up.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: When people mispronounce tortilla and call it a tortilla.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I'm guilty of that.
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  Speaker 10: It drives me crazy.
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  Speaker 3: What do you correct them at the moment or do
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: you just silently see the way?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Oh no, I correct them. And I used to work
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: in hospitality and I would correct customers.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That's game, right, lady. I'm just trying to.
• 29:23
  Speaker 12: I'd be like, oh, can I get the tortillas deck?
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: And I'd be like, that's tortilla.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, who's the salty tortilla? Lady, crack it
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: off at us eat tortillas fair enough.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I saw we're coming here for Tortilla's kids.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: That's very good though.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: And where we're joined now actually by one of the
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: hosts from News Talks here b you heard them on
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: EIR on News Talks he bbing boys. Andrew Dickens, Welcome, Welcome,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: have you here, former host of this story show, what's
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: the Triple? The audience back in your day, very very
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: very long time ago.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It is a great show.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Well look what we've done to it now, mate, we're
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: trying to plug it back to where you had it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I'm just impressed you can remember now.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yesterday I was flocking around as I do, and I
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: heard you on New Silk z Bah You're on Mondays.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: You did a great job there and you were getting
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: passionate about something to do with the Olympics.
• 30:16
  Speaker 13: Oh well, actually it was the audience getting passionate about
• 30:19
  Speaker 13: it because the sports reader came on and said, well
• 30:20
  Speaker 13: this this country's won five bronzes, right, so that bronzes. Right,
• 30:25
  Speaker 13: So the Texas says there's no such thing as the bronzes.
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: You know what's that about?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Because of course bronze is a describing word.
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  Speaker 13: John.
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  Speaker 1: Old call it bronzes.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and in fact it describes the medals.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: So you know, can you say you can say golds,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: can say golds or not say god?
• 30:42
  Speaker 13: You could well no, because what gold? I mean gold?
• 30:45
  Speaker 13: Unleass you know gold? Well, it could be your teeth.
• 30:48
  Speaker 13: You can be talking about your teeth. He's got twenty
• 30:50
  Speaker 13: six great golds, you know. So you got to it's
• 30:53
  Speaker 13: a describing word, so you've got to have the actual word,
• 30:56
  Speaker 13: you know.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: So that we can't say.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Well, win's me up.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 30:59
  Speaker 13: When kids versed or verse messy high, oh my god,
• 31:03
  Speaker 13: I just go off, where are we going to go
• 31:05
  Speaker 13: and play today?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Kids?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Oh we're going to verse messy high? Well, you know
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: what got me and former promise to John Key was
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: a big one for this.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: He's a sickler for this.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: The textans he texts me, just text you don't need.
• 31:19
  Speaker 13: To the other thing is, if you're going out, I'm
• 31:21
  Speaker 13: going out to get a couple of warrants for the car.
• 31:25
  Speaker 13: I'll get those warrants of fitness and scissors.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we can't say golds, bronzes or silvers.
• 31:31
  Speaker 13: You can, but then you know, you've got to remember
• 31:34
  Speaker 13: English is a slut language and you can do whatever
• 31:36
  Speaker 13: you like.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: You know, did you ever say that in you many
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: years on Classic Kids?
• 31:40
  Speaker 13: The English is a slight language all the time. Okay,
• 31:45
  Speaker 13: let me change, Let me change that. It is an evolving,
• 31:49
  Speaker 13: sary language well of great difficulty for anybody else who's
• 31:53
  Speaker 13: speaking as a second language.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: You know. Oh, Andrew will thank you very much for
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: coming hits that Johnaan Ben Podka.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: We were going to move on, but these calls and
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: texts keep coming through the most unusual gifts you've.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Received Grade TT four for seven.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: My husband, my ex husband, actually gave me a lawn
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: mower when we were together.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: One of those gifts we are like, who is that for? Yeah,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: who's the gift for? Have you ever done one of those?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, probably too too many times.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: That was yeah, the iron, the eye, I'm sorry.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Though, the iron the yeah, yeah, the frying pan.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't done it.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Have you ever gifted him, because I know you're a
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: big fan of Funko pops.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I haven't given a gifted one to Amanda.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I gave her the Bron James single. Though, What do
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: you want me to do with this? Well, she has
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: won and summertimes she will wear it. From times it's hard.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's on her first choice of single
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: that so she wears, but she will put it off
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: from time to time.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Because you whenever you come out from a trip, you
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: come out with all this sports merch like US sports
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: merchandise for your wife wanting to dress it like a
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: frat boys.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: She does from time to time, and a lot of
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: it goes to the Jim Jim close you right or
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: just close for summertime? Beat you's hire. Why isn't this
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: on the.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Top, you know, the top brass clear as with us
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: under It's clear you received an unusual gift.
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: Yes, indeed I did receive something very uncomfortable at all. Okay, yes,
• 33:21
  Speaker 10: well at the time, I was working for an insurance
• 33:24
  Speaker 10: company and at the end of my tamura I was
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: just basically having catch up with this guy who said, look, nothing,
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: it's just a casual catch up, just to say thank
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: you for all your work. But and then which led
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: to him coming up with this box box of like
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: you know, it was hired. It was looking very fancy,
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: and I'm like, oh, you don't have to because it
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: is unprofessional and I can't accept it, and said do
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: not open it now, but do it when you get home.
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: And when I opened it, it was like a box
• 33:58
  Speaker 10: of like toys, which was six toys, which was really really.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Uncomfortable to more at the time too the.
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: Show, I think that would have been really uncomfortable.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, and so did you obviously this is one of
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: your clients.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: So then he followed up, I think it was like
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: sometimes in a few days or something, saying hey, what
• 34:27
  Speaker 10: did you think, And I said, well, I think it
• 34:29
  Speaker 10: was really not appropriate and I would have to report
• 34:33
  Speaker 10: this because I you know, as I've mentioned to him
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: like a few times that I had a partner, I
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: had a boyfriend, and that was just like this is borderline,
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: Like I think.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: It's gone beyond the borderline. Oh my goodness.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: And so because he's probably like, hey, well you haven't
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: thank you for the.
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: Prison, I'm going to get a thank you, that's for sure.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Ah there we're going there hilarious.
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: But at the same time, when you when I think
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: that it's hilarious then but yeah, it was just really uncomfortable.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: There was the day Ben was dropped as a client. Yeah,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it's a bit awkward. You're back to get it out,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: but how did you like, I'm not getting involved in
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: So what do you do do you do to drop
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: those off? The soft plastics?
• 35:30
  Speaker 10: I think I kept it because I was just like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: I don't know what to do. And then when I
• 35:35
  Speaker 10: moved I had to buffet. Was this was just like
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: something just you know, you don't know how to react
• 35:43
  Speaker 10: to something like that. Int He's like, oh, I don't ye.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Shot Brocht, but not that way, not that way.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: That's the hits that Joan Ben podcast.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: It was a school in Addington, just in Canterbury that
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: had the bell taken. It was stolen in the weekend.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It's been around for a long time and we were
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: worried about it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: We actually spoke to the principal yeah, since the eighteen
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: hundreds of this bell's been in the school, and the
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: principal of the school, Donna, joins us.
• 36:10
  Speaker 12: Now more dinner, morning, the guys, how are you We're
• 36:13
  Speaker 12: doing all right?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: The big news the bell. The bell's back.
• 36:17
  Speaker 12: The bell is back. Baby.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: We can hear that, We can hear the joy in
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: your voice.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Donner.
• 36:24
  Speaker 12: I just can't believe it. Yeah, what a.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Great I mean yeah, because it was a couple of
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: weeks ago we spoke to you. Someone had come to
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: the school this week.
• 36:31
  Speaker 12: It got taken on the fourth and I spoke to
• 36:33
  Speaker 12: you a week ago.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: All right, your memories better than miner. We're just in
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: the trenches and your just saying stuff on the radio.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: So we spoke last week.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Well remember it finally and the bell had been taken,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: and you put out a bit of a plea, and
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: so how did you get it back?
• 36:48
  Speaker 12: I've got a phone call coind of yesterday just say
• 36:51
  Speaker 12: that someone had a bronze doun of brass boundry locally,
• 36:55
  Speaker 12: had had some scrap metal coming and they some of
• 36:57
  Speaker 12: the guys. You recognized the photo of the bell online
• 37:01
  Speaker 12: and thought, hang on, that looks like the one that
• 37:03
  Speaker 12: got the same and they thrusted all out and then
• 37:07
  Speaker 12: they rung up and I went around and I got
• 37:08
  Speaker 12: it and it was ours.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Ah, that is and the bells in full working order, is.
• 37:13
  Speaker 12: It, No fraid not. But I mean the main part
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: of the in the history will stay, and that's we'll
• 37:18
  Speaker 12: get it fixed, and I think we'll be bringing it
• 37:20
  Speaker 12: in and out to special occasions, but we're going to
• 37:23
  Speaker 12: get it all judged.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Up, all polished, gets brasso on that sucker. So obviously the.
• 37:29
  Speaker 12: New Clanger or clapper or whatever.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: You call the new Dinger, the Donga what it was,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: right eighteen eighty one, that bell has been around.
• 37:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they even tested it because it's made of something
• 37:44
  Speaker 12: that bells were never made of, you know, well were
• 37:47
  Speaker 12: they were made of that all those years ago, So
• 37:50
  Speaker 12: that was one of the other reasons they thought they
• 37:52
  Speaker 12: must it must have been that one. So yeah, seventeen
• 37:54
  Speaker 12: kgs the bells.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Geez, that's a lot of bell And obviously they'd obviously sold.
• 37:59
  Speaker 12: It, I think, So I just didn't ask too many questions.
• 38:03
  Speaker 12: I just used that it it came back to us,
• 38:05
  Speaker 12: and that the place that passed it on. We're just
• 38:07
  Speaker 12: so happy to be able to bring it back to us.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Right, that's where what good people there are out there.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: You know, there's a lot of there's a lot of
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: negative news in the world, but it's great to hear
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: a lovely story like this.
• 38:17
  Speaker 12: Well that was the message for the kids. So I
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: drove up as close as I could to the playground
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: you stay, and then they were all there and we
• 38:23
  Speaker 12: carried it into tears and applause and the faces that
• 38:27
  Speaker 12: made it all with one because.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Does the kids get to ring it? And my right
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: and saying at the end of the year they do.
• 38:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so all those year sixers will be able to
• 38:34
  Speaker 12: ring that bell come December.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: It was really a great reflection of the New Zealand
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: news landscape as well, wasn't it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 12: I couldn't believe it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: National news. A bell going missing. We're covering it. We're
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: even doing a follow up.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Right, we're in the middle of the winter. There's all
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: stalk of doom and gloom and stuff. It's not you know,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: it's nice to go out.
• 38:57
  Speaker 12: We'll just talk about the bell.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. And so do you want us to
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: go on the hunt for a donga?
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 39:03
  Speaker 12: That might that might be dangerous.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right, Ex, I think we can go
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: into dog the duty.
• 39:10
  Speaker 12: I'll do that myself, okay, all right, I'll leave it
• 39:13
  Speaker 12: in your head.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Lovely talking to you. I'm so glad the bell was
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: back great years.
• 39:18
  Speaker 12: Okay, thanks guys, have an awesome day.
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