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Playhouse Podcast: Bathroom Door Drama, Egg Obsessions & Bingo Fails · Kat & JJ

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It's the Playhouse Podcast with Kat and JJ. Can you believe it? I missed everything.
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Missed the show? What am I going to do? Check out the daily podcast.
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I don't really know how we got there, but we got really obsessed with hard-boiled
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eggs during Wednesday's show and a couple of tips coming your way if you're
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digging on the hard-boiled eggs.
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Hang tight. Podcast is ready to roll. Let's go.
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All right, let's get a bingo this morning. Excited for your amazing story. Bingo.
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How fun. Last week, someone lost an eye at bingo. Bingo. Bingo what bingo? Bingo! Bingo!
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Here's how it works. You should call real fast. Only the first person through
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officially gets the bingo. If you're somebody listening, who?
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Who lives in a house where nobody shuts the door when they use the restroom?
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It's just a house rule, but this adorable toddler, she thinks daddy's potty time is her potty time.
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So I guess you know how to open the bathroom door, huh? Yeah.
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Nice. So I'm just trying to use the potty real quick. You potty? Yeah.
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What? Yeah, you wait out there. Can you hear me? Yeah.
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Hey, can you shut this door, please? Thank you.
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Yeah, I guess. You don't want me by you 24-7? What's wrong with you?
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But you have a house like that. So it shouldn't be this way,
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but both of my guys, they shut the door.
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I never shut the door. I walked in with my wife last night.
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And we have a, like a, what do you call them? Was the door shut? No, no, no.
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Oh, she's just sitting there and like it's just so I've been married to this
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beautiful woman for 25 years and I do. I love her to death.
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There's boundaries. I need to be more modest. I truly do.
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I don't know what's wrong with me. I just like never shut the door behind me. I should.
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Well, and our master bathroom is right off our bedroom.
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So as you're walking into the bedroom, you notice something to your right.
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So I stop and look, and then she's just staring at me.
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And I'm like, no door? Like, it's just so, to me, it's so odd. I know.
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I really, I shouldn't be about it. I have to shut the door from now on.
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I just have to. I have to be a lady.
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And we have a sliding door for our master bathroom, so it doesn't have a lock.
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So I know if I got to get a grumpy in, I use the other bathroom that I can lock the door.
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But then it doesn't mean anything to most people because all of a sudden I'll
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hear, is somebody in there?
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The door's locked. How else is there somebody going to be in there? Of course.
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I'm laying some cable. Just give me a minute. And then you tense up and then
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you need some time to loosen up again.
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I got to do it by deep breathing exercises. So you're looking for anyone listening
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who? Lives in a house where no one shuts the door when they use the restroom.
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Bingo. How far? Last week, someone lost an eye at bingo. Bingo.
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Bingo what bingo? Bingo. Bingo.
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Now, the rules are only the first person through gets the bingo,
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but I'm willing to take a couple of calls today because I got some time.
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Maybe you're somebody listening who?
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Lives in a house where no one shuts the door when they use the restroom.
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It's just, you know, that's the way you do things. This poor dad just wants some alone time.
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So I guess you know how to open the bathroom door, huh?
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Yeah. Oh, nice. So I'm just trying to use the potty real quick. Do you potty? Yeah.
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What? Yeah, you wait out there. Go ahead.
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Yeah. Okay. Hey, can you shut this door, please? Thank you.
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Yeah, sure, I guess. I'm looking for anyone listening who has got to get away for the winter.
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Like you're at a spot in your life where you're like, when it starts getting cold, I have to go south.
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And then to hear these people complain when the overnight lows are in the 50s.
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And we'd pray for daytime highs in the 50s. Drive me crazy. Hey,
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good morning, Felicia. How are you doing?
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I'm doing good. How are you guys doing? Great. Which one do you fit?
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Well, technically, I fit both. But which one do you want to hear about?
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I want to hear about the bathroom, actually. I do, too. What are the rules in your house?
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Well, I guess it's usually just me and my husband. So when it's just us,
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there really aren't any rules.
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The doors are open. You're just kind of doing your own thing.
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You're like, hey, does this look funny? Come check this out.
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Like, is there corn in there? Privacy.
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Wow. What? What do you mean, does this look funny? Like, you're crapping and
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you're like, does this look funny?
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Sometimes I get a picture from my husband of what he's left behind. What the heck?
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Usually it's when I'm in a meeting or something, so it's very unexpected.
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Look, honey, a peanut. I'm like, that's so gross.
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Yeah. Wow. Oh, keeping the romance alive. I think I'd have a problem if that started.
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So if he started sending me random pics of his number two, I think I'd have
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a little bit of an issue. That's that big of a deal. That's because you used to do that to us. Yeah.
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Well, all of a sudden, HR is like, hey, why are you sending pictures of your
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poop to everyone on your show? And I'm like, I don't know. I thought it was
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an interesting look today.
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Okay. That's what we deal with. Do you understand? You ever have that morning
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where you're like, wait, did I have corn last night?
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I did. Oh, my God. So I appreciate you sharing. Hey, real quick,
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tell me about the snowbird thing. Where do you guys go for the winter?
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Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. You're going to spend how long in Puerto Rico this year?
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We kind of play a bite here on what the weather looks like in Minnesota and
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whether or not the snow is gone or it warms up first. But we leave this year
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on October 11th or even early.
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So they have just done, since the big storm, so many amazing things with their
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town and the cobblestone streets and the shopping.
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So that's definitely on my bucket list of somewhere I want to go.
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So you're like, oh, it's starting to melt early. It's March 15th. Maybe we'll head back.
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Yeah, my husband wanted to be there this year for his birthday.
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So we decided we'd take off early. Wow.
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You're so lucky. I'm so jelly. All right. I got to let you go.
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But before that. Bye, Felicia.
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Bye, Cap. Bye, JJ. Bye. Have a great morning. Hey, Roxanna, how you doing?
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I'm good. How are you? Good. Which one do you fit this morning?
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The toilet one. You guys just leave the door open.
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You're a bunch of savages. Is it everyone in the house or is it like my house?
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Like my two guys shut the door.
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I don't. I got to get on board. It's a conscious effort.
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No, I got rid of him. I got rid of him. It was my ex, the father of my kid.
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I used to leave the door open all the time. And that's why you got rid of him?
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Honestly, it was a big reading. Listen, if it's like taking away the feeling
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that you have for him, Like, it's like, oh, I kind of think you're gross now.
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Then that's valid. Yeah.
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It was like an ick. But please tell me there was more, like he was stealing
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money from you or like. Oh, definitely.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Nothing that serious.
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But no, definitely a long, it's a long list. Yeah. All right.
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But it starts with him crapping with the door open.
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Absolutely. Is this a gateway? Like, do I need to know that?
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Well, yeah. Like, is Derek going to leave because I do it? Well,
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or better yet, if Kat's husband starts leaving the door open when he deuces,
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is that going to lead to their ultimate divorce?
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I mean, you could add it in as an excuse, definitely.
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As an opener, right? You don't want to go too hard too fast.
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You just start with that. I would think that that would be an end.
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Like, and I don't want to see you go to the bathroom anymore.
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All right. And have you found somebody that respects the honors of the bathroom
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now? Like somebody new in your life that, oh, who put the door closed?
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Oh, no, absolutely not. I just want to stay by myself. I love being.
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She's jaded from the open door pooping. All right. I got you.
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All right. I am. I am. I'm traumatized.
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You're like, see, like if anything were to happen to Derek or like,
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like, you know, sadly passed away, I would never move on. I would just like be okay by myself.
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Yeah, no, definitely. I think, yeah, no, definitely. It was a long relationship. It was 12, 13 years.
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And no, I'm fine by myself and my kids. And I'm alone. I love it.
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By the way, has that genetic... Selfie.
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Does that genetic faux pas kind of spread down to the kids? Do they go with the door open?
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My son. Yeah. He's going to be next. Yeah, you got to reign that in.
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All right, thanks. Have a great morning. We appreciate you. Take care.
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You need cash. We got it for you.
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It's free money, high level, up in the playoffs with cats and chips.
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Hi, Marisa. What's for breakfast for you?
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I haven't had breakfast yet. That peach sounds pretty good all of a sudden, doesn't it?
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Not really. It's so big. It was like it was grown on another planet.
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I was going to ask if it was fresher out of a can, but thanks for answering.
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Well, you know everything about
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Cat's Big Peach now, which makes a woman like Marisa go... Holy crap.
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Holy crap. Marisa, you said you were just pulling into work.
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What do you do for a living?
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I work at Central Care. Holy crap. Nice.
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Where the peaches are big and plump. So we got an envelope in front of Kat.
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She's going to put her peach down.
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She'll quit playing with her peach and then find out exactly how much money
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you're playing for here today. It's a family show.
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Okay. Hardly. Got it. All right. So we got a dollar amount sitting in front
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of Kat. We do know that it's between $1,000.
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$4,000. You'll have 12 seconds to identify it.
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If you can land on that right dollar amount before the clock expires,
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everyone will scream. Holy crap.
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Then you can use this money and go shop at that cute little boutique they have there.
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It is cute. Yeah. They sell peaches there? Yep. No peaches.
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She's over it. The cafe is right there. There might be peaches. Great salad bar there.
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They got a lot going on. Holy crap. 12 seconds will start when you give us your first guess, Marisa.
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Rooting for you. Come win that money with free money high low in the playhouse.
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We're ready to go whenever you are. Good luck.
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$3,000. Higher. $3,500. Lower.
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$3,250. Higher. $3,400. Lower. $3,300. Higher.
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$3,350. Lower. $3,350.
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You are a good player, so use that to your advantage. $3,308 was your final number.
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So you could have said 33, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Just to remind you that you
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can play like that Alright Holy crap,
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Just for the record, I really thought you were going to win I had this all queued
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up Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener But now I can't play it.
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Holy crap Holy crap Alright, so Disney has announced a price hike for select
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Disney plus Hulu and ESPN streaming plans and bundles. So I just want to give you a heads up.
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I like to make sure that you are in the know. Why do you care? Don't you steal this?
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I said I'm letting other people know. You know what?
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When you air out dirty laundry like that, it's very inconsiderate and irresponsible. So shut your mouth.
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They'll never catch you. Anyway, so when you choose the ad package,
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it's going to go up by two bucks.
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The no ad plans is going to increase by three dollars just to let you know.
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Well, the good news is yours won't increase at all. Shut up.
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Halloween is upon us. What's Halloween about? Costumes and candy.
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If we went to a Halloween party. Okay, let's go take a treat now.
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Come on. Just treat. Happy Halloween.
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There you go. Spirit Halloween stores have released their top costume trends for 2025.
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K-pop. You're going to see a lot of K-pop groups out there. Demons.
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Marvel superheroes. Squid Game characters, which is like so I feel.
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Did you watch the second one?
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The second one was pretty good, too. I didn't even watch the first one.
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Oh, it's probably not up your alley. It's really too gory probably for you.
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I like scary. I don't like gory. I like scary. There's a lot of death.
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And then Wicked for Good is another costume theme. So check those out. No Trump costumes?
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I don't see any Trump. Or Biden costumes? Like, I would have expected those.
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They're just not hot anymore. I guess not.
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So, last year. Too polarizing. I suppose you go to the wrong door,
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you get no candy. Right. You know what I mean? Like, you don't want to make the kids sad.
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So, an AI artist named Zanea Monet just signed. This is not a real person, by the way.
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Just signed a $3 million record deal. She's the creation of Talisha Jones,
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who is a lyrical genius. So she puts together these songs and then sends it
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to AI and they produce the songs and.
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Music.
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So beautiful. Of course. And this is what singers are, listen to that.
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Like it sounds like a regular song, but it's so good. So here's my prediction.
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This will be big for about a year, maybe two years, right? Because they can't tour or do concerts.
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But a lot of people, but think about how many people don't want to pay $400
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for a concert ticket anymore, right?
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So like the concert industry and AI coming together is the perfect storm for
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this stuff to get big for a while. What I'm going to guess is that concert ticket
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prices come down because of this.
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Yeah, and I hope they do. You'll be able to go see Taylor's Next Tour for not
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$1,000 a ticket. It'll be more like $150 a ticket.
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Yeah, and I don't think, if you ask most artists out there, I don't think they
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want their ticket prices as high as they are.
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There's a lot of fees and everything included. They want to honor their fans,
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but they don't have any say in that.
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But I just thought that that was kind of scary for some singers out there that
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are really hustling and trying to make it. I get a text yesterday,
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and I don't know who this was intended for. There's about 25 people on this group text.
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And it's from a guy that I used to do radio with way, way back in the day in Minneapolis.
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And I rarely hear from him, but he's got a job now selling insurance. He...
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Works in a, like a building downtown. But he had just texted all of us.
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And I'm not sure why, but he's like, best soup in the world.
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And he had a picture of just like a bowl of soup in a cardboard container, right?
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And everybody's like. That was my post yesterday. Did you have the same thing? Yeah.
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So do you, okay, so maybe this is perfect for you. So anyways,
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it just said best soup in the world.
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And a bunch of these, like, this is, this is not for the faint of heart kind
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of text chain because some people are just savages. So is this going to get out?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't say anything.
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Everybody else chimed in right away. Boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom. Why? Why are you sending this like they're being complete animals?
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They're just a bunch of degenerate men.
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And basically what I found out
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is that he gets the same bowl of soup every day, Monday through Friday.
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That's his lunch. He goes downstairs to this little deli that's at the surface
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level, like street level, and gets the same bowl of soup every single day.
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And so everybody was calling him names and being derogatory about it, right?
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Because that's what guys do. But I just thought, man, do you have the same food every single day?
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And I started thinking about it and every single, except for my wife will go
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to Costco every once in a while and get steak bites instead of chicken bites.
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If you look at them, it's like a container of like eight to 14.
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You microwave them for 30 seconds and they're delicious.
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And otherwise I have chicken for lunch every single
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day of my life in different varieties I'll have chicken and rice maybe just
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chicken or put some hot sauce on it or whatever but like do you actually have
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the same food every single day anything that you eat every day of your life
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I have eggs in some capacity every single day I love eggs and I like to put like chili oil on them,
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they're oval are they brown? no better nutrients.
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Okay. No. Make the move. They're just white. So you have eggs every day.
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Yes. What's your favorite way to have them?
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Sunnyside chili oil with some dairy-free cheddar cheese on top.
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Okay. So you got a thing. They're so good.
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And I have them like normally when I get home from work, I have idle time before
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I have to go get Liam from practice. And I don't want to have too much because
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I know I'm going to make dinner right after that.
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So it'll get you through. I'll do that. Maybe like side of an avocado, you know?
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Yeah. You dress them up, but essentially it's a couple of eggs every day.
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Yeah. It's not so much like a hyper fixation meal. It's like the exact same
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thing, but it's a different variation of eggs.
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And eggs have the good cholesterol, good protein, right? Sure.
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They're nature's candy.
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So I would like to know, is anyone listening that has the same thing every single day?
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Like, I know you want variety in your life, but like if you find something you
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like, I don't see a reason to not have it every single day. What's yours?
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Is it eggs? Is it chicken? Is it a bowl of soup? I mean, maybe you pack the same.
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I remember watching Breaking Bad and Walter White's character would make the
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same peanut butter sandwich every day and cut the crust off.
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Yeah. And I'm like, could you get by with that if you're somebody that packs
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the same lunch every day?
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There are some people that you just know what to expect and people like that.
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How's Michaela doing this morning?
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Doing great. How are you guys? We're great. Thanks for joining the show.
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We were talking about people who eat the same thing every single day.
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This ring true for you? Yeah, for sure. What is it?
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So I love, I guess like I eat two like meals the same, but like I love hard boiled eggs.
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They're just quick, easy, like good protein in the morning, put a little salt
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and pepper, like, you know, the chili oil thing on them. It's just amazing.
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And then the other thing is usually for lunch, it's just easy.
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So I do like different types of like either like the albacore tuna in a can
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or the packet. And then I usually do like a kind bar for lunch.
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So you're very health conscious.
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I want to know around the holidays, you know what gets me? Those deviled eggs.
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So it's like, I don't know what it is. Before I know it, I'm six deep.
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Six entire eggs. What's the difference between a deviled egg and a regular hard-boiled
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egg? I don't know. It just looks prettier, maybe? Yeah.
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A deviled egg is like the one that you mix with like mayonnaise,
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mustard, and you can sometimes do like a fancy bit that you,
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you know, you cut them in half and then you put the paprika or whatever on top
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of them or you can get fancy with your sesame.
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Have you seen the cafes that do hard-boiled egg flights?
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So like how you go get coffee flights, beer flights, they do ones and they do
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like bacon with some syrup on top or they do different versions of hard-boiled eggs. It's so funny.
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Oh, I'd be in trouble. I would eat so many. Yes, that would be terrible.
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I would be done for the day.
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And sadly, everybody else would be too because what happens after?
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Have you ever had, since you guys, I think it sounds like you both love eggs.
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Have you ever tried like over easy on top of basmati rice with a little bit
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of salt and pepper? And you can even cook the egg in all our coconut oil to
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make it a little healthier, but it's amazing.
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Oh, wow. I like basmati rice, but no. I got to ask you about the love of hard
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boiled eggs. I tried making them in the air fryer once, and it absolutely was no bueno.
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I've never heard of that. Yeah, you're supposed to soak them in ice. Blow up?
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No, you're supposed to soak them in ice water for a while, and then you put
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them in there, but it really didn't work, and I was just like,
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because, listen. How did your house smell?
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It was fine. It wasn't that bad, but I love hard-boiled eggs,
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too, but I don't have 20 minutes to stand around and let them boil, you know what I mean?
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I just stick them in an egg cooker. Ooh, you bought one of those.
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Yeah so that way I can get up in the morning quick make my coffee throw the
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eggs on quick and then they're ready so hold on how long does it take in an
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egg cooker it depends like sometimes it's like 12 minutes sometimes 7 and sometimes
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it can be like ridiculous like 20 but the one that I got was like I think like
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12 minutes at the most where'd you get that did you get that on Amazon yeah,
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He's going on Amazon. No, I got it at Menards. You bought an egg cooker at Menards.
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They have an as-seen-on-TV aisle.
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Well, you save big money. Yeah, you really do.
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Yeah, I did. So, Menards.
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Rebate. Egg cooker. And you get the 11% coupon in the mail. Look at you.
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You're all over it, Michaela. Yeah, I got a coop. Look, big life hack. I got a coop.
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Listen, I'm going to Menards right after the show. I'm going to walk in.
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I'm going to go, Michaela said you got egg cookers.
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And if they don't give me the one that does it in like five minutes,
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you and I are going to have issues.
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Uh-oh. Yeah. You guys are an absolute delight, by the way. I listen to you every
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morning. Oh, my God. Say it louder. Our bosses are back in town.
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Trust me, they're not listening to us. Give them a raise. They need it.
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Oh, my God. It's almost October. Good idea.
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If they ever listen to us, it would get through. But, hey, thank you,
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Michaela. You're the best. I hope you have a great day.
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We got one final pair of tickets to check out Cardi B at the Target Center in March.
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If you'd like those, join our live show at 7.05 Thursday morning.
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Plus, remember, free money, high,
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low, and a chance to score up to $5,000 cash, 6 a.m., 7 a.m., and 8 a.m.
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All Thursday morning as we wrap up our podcast. We want the good stuff now.
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All right, so I'm going to start with this story out of Utah.
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Somebody stole this 11-year-old Axton Bird's chair, wheelchair, electric wheelchair.
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He has a rare genetic condition, and the whole community came together to make
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sure that they could have enough money to not only replace his electric wheelchair,
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but add some bells and whistles.
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When the wheelchair was stolen, we kind of hit rock bottom, and all we were
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seeing was red in anger, thinking, how could someone do this?
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But I had to remind myself and remind my wife and our family that sometimes
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God works in mysterious ways, and God brought these wonderful people to us.
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We quite literally live paycheck to paycheck. Times are hard.
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It's really rough out there.
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And so something like this, it just helps us so, so much.
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I mean, listen, I haven't lived the most clean life, but I don't know if I'll
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ever get to a spot where I'm going to steal a kid's wheelchair.
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Yeah, either to pawn it or who knows what this person did with it.
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But that's community to me. That is where my money would go.
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It's somebody's baby. And it obviously needs it. So I was like,
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that is something good. Tell me something good.
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What's in your life right now? Well, Liam played a great game of football last night.
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He loves playing with his friends, and they just have such a great team together,
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and everyone works together and knows their spot, and it just made for a really
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fun game. So to watch your kid do what they love with their friends is awesome,
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and that is Something Good.
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My Something Good, and I don't want to be selfish about this,
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but I was always like, when I went away to college, it was to be away, right?
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And my daughter's in her senior year of college, and she's applying to all these
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med schools right now. and,
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What I'm noticing, though, is as she continues to apply, which isn't cheap even
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to apply, is that she's starting to get a little bit closer to home,
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like maybe Northwestern in Chicago or something a little bit closer to home.
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So I'm like, I didn't want her to get all the way to the East Coast or all the
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way to the West Coast. You'd love her in Chicago.
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Well, I got a place to stay when I want to go under the Cubs and stuff like that.
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But just within, you know, a 10-hour car ride or an hour flight would be a little
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bit better. So for me, I don't want to be selfish and I want to encourage her
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to, you know, flap her wings and get out there.
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But now that I'm realizing that she might get a little bit closer to home,
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I'm a little bit more optimistic about her future.
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So that for me is what's good. That's awesome. But what is good for you? Let us know.
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Something good in your life? I think right now I'm at a point where my kids are old enough.
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They're not super young where I have to be running around them.
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And the older they get, I think the closer we become. So right now I'm loving
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the relationship I have with my kids.
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They're all different ages, but they all love spending time with me.
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So I think I'm just soaking that in for as long as I can.
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Yeah. And that's, that shows a lot of how you are around them,
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that they would want to be your friend.
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And some people make the comment, like, you shouldn't be your kid's friend.
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And I, like, my kid is one of my best friends and he respects me.
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So there's a way to have that equal balance. Yeah, no, definitely.
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And I love it. And obviously, you know, I know that there's those boundaries, you know, as a parent.
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Right. But right now I'm just soaking in everything I can because I'm sure in
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a few years they're going to want to hang out with their friends instead of their mom.
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So right now I'm just loving where we're at. I'm loving that.
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Guest of pin number and with a collective studio audience. Round of applause for Mike.
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There you go, Mike. Caller number 10. And we found out off the air.
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Mike is from Brainerd. What do you do, sir?
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I am a chiropractor all right hey listen that's crack-tastic.
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Don't laugh at that man uh listen hey uh do you do the ring dinger no i do not
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you know what i'm talking about though right that decompression thing yeah why
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don't you do it is it dangerous,
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it makes me cringe it straightens people's necks out it's not good for people
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listen if you are iffy about it.
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I don't. He's a professional. This guy wants it to get done all the time,
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but you're saying it's not good for you.
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And then JJ's going to act like he's smarter than you. And he's going to still do it anyway.
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When people put this stuff on TikTok and Instagram, it looks amazing.
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But if you're saying don't do it, then I trust you, Mike.
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I don't like the technique. I'm just not comfortable with it,
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so I don't do it. He's still going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
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I have a broken neck. I'm not going to do it.
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Hey, since you're from Brainerd, Do you know why your city was named Brainerd? Oh, God.
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You know, I don't. Sorry. I was born in a radio cure, too. So listen,
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you can use this with your patience. The city of Brainerd.
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Obviously, Brainerd was a railroad city. The president of that railroad,
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his wife's maiden name was Brainerd.
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And that's where the name came from. Look at this. I'm just dropping knowledge.
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You are a wealth of knowledge. I feel like I owe Mike for saving my life from
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not getting the ring dinger. So I just wanted to give him some knowledge to use with his patience.
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And imagine an extra $50,000 worth of money you can put back into your practice
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or just have some fun with.
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What we need from you, bud, are five numbers to open up this safe.
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They're all zero through nine, and we're going to plug them into the safe.
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If it opens up, you keep all 50 grand inside. So what do you want to shoot with, Mike?
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I got nine, four, seven, two, six.
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Those numbers mean anything, or are they just random?
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You know, I was looking at license plates in front of me on the way to work. I love it. Wow.
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You're like, the universe is giving me these numbers. Could it mean $50,000?
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94726. Cat's going to punch it in. Do we have a green light on this? You are good to go.
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Nobody has guessed these random digits before. Let's see if it's worth $50,000.
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Plug them in, guys. What do we get?
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Come on now. Come on. Get it. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Music.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
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You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
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All right. Well, back to cracking spines, I guess, today. What's your favorite
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thing to do to somebody? Like, what gets them the most relief?
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I like a good seated cervical adjustment. Yeah, baby.
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Is that where you kind of get up behind him and then you twist him? I don't twist.
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He doesn't twist. You got to have good technique, JJ. Has anyone ever farted in your face?
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Happens every day. No way. It is like literally my nightmare.
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So how do you, do you just not say anything or do you try and make a joke out
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of it? Because I'd have to be like, ooh.
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I shouldn't say it happens every day. It happens all the time.
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That's usually what I say. Don't worry. happens all the time.
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And it's mostly women, right?
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That's 50-50. You're looking for that duck. Where'd that duck go?
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Alright, well, unfortunately I can't get you any money this morning,
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but we all learned something from Mike and Brainerd. Hey, man,
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I appreciate it. I hope you have a great day today. Go help some people.
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Hey, you too. Thanks, guys. We're not going to help anyone. Coming up next. Up next with Kat and JJ.
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If you genuinely believe we're
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going to help anyone, well then that's on you. So the ring dingers bad.
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Yes. I was kind of hoping. But I know you. You're still going to ask to get it done.
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I'm not going to have it done. Because you're going to think that your buddy
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that's a chiropractor is going to do it better. But. No.
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It looks extremely scary. And you have a trained professional saying it's not good for you.
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Look at your face. I know. I know. You're going to do it. I'm not going to do it.
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This should be a very interesting portion of the show this morning.
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And I want to get your thoughts. But let's hear Lisa out.
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Because I think I know enough about this where I have a definite opinion.
28:51
But we know your husband is, I mean, you guys have wildlife all around,
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but he's kind of, he's flipping the switch on this whole taxidermy thing,
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right? You want to tell us where this is going?
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Got until a point where I said, like, put into a room.
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And he had this little room, this little area and section, just,
29:06
you know, to entertain him. You know what I mean?
29:08
That's his little hobby, let him do it, right? And I get that because it's his house too.
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So if he has like an office that that's where he wants to keep that,
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then I get that. That's nice of you.
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I'm okay. I'm here to support my husband. But recently, my beloved baby,
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I've had my son for the past 12 years, and we recently left him.
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My husband now, because of his recent hobby, wants to also do my son.
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He wants to taxidermy my son. He wants to. And put him in a room.
29:42
If someone's just joining, it is, you mentioned a lab. So it's not your actual
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son, it's your first son.
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My first son. And it's my my pa-son. Oh, so you would have that constant reminder.
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You'd walk in and see your fur baby up there on the wall. He wants to do it as like a loving thing.
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I love it. I love the idea, babe. I love it.
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I don't know if you'll ever hear this. I love it. But I kind of I don't know
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if it's creepy or it feels I don't know how to walk in and just I can't take my son out of the room.
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So, OK, thank you. So I equate this to my own life first.
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My wife will hopefully outlive our dog, and she loves that dog.
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But if she comes to me and says, hey, the dog's on its last legs.
30:31
Let's stuff the dog and put it in the corner. Right. I'm probably not along for that ride.
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I think he's doing it for her. I know he is. Because obviously she had such a connection to her lab.
30:42
Once again, he's not going to taxidermy their human son. It's her first son. Is that weird?
30:48
To taxidermy, yeah, a human. But yeah, it was, I think, the thought that counts,
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but I wouldn't want that constant reminder.
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It's not a deer who you had no connection with and you ate it. Sure.
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You know, this is, I think, a different situation.
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Is anyone listening somebody who's taxidermied a pet? There was a show on TLC.
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It's not my strange addiction. It's something else. But they keep their cats in their freezer.
31:15
So as the cats die off, they're like, they're family members.
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And they just want to preserve them until they have enough money because taxidermy
31:23
is very expensive. And then they're going to stuff them? And then they're going to get it stuffed.
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So they already have, you know, they have like five cats at all times and then
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when one dies, it goes in the freezer until they can afford it.
31:31
Imagine you make some new friends at the bar this weekend and you find out in
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a couple of months that they're the ones that are, they got a freezer full of
31:39
dead cats just waiting on hitting.
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Grab the Totino's, you know, grab some ice cubes.
31:44
You got a frozen pizza in there? I sure do. You want to go grab it?
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Yeah. Yeah, and then you find out that they're just waiting to hit a scratcher
31:49
so that they can stuff all their cats and put them in their house.
31:52
Well, that's the best part of having your own house. When you're an adult,
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you can do whatever you want in that house as long as everybody that lives there is okay with it.
32:00
I would like to know if anyone's listening that has a pet that's stuffed or
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taxidermied or has an animal with meanings.
32:09
I'm overhearing some of the young men on our football team just tossing out
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stupid, dumb, insane pickup lines yesterday.
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Sounds like the effort is there, which I love. A new generation.
32:28
Homecoming is right around the corner, so they're all like the Hoco thing.
32:32
You gotta rhyme with Hoco, which is so tough, by the way. Unless it's SoCo,
32:35
and you're not supposed to be drinking at that age. It's really tough.
32:38
So I heard a couple of these, and I just had to roll my eyes,
32:40
and I was telling one of the other coaches, I'm like, these are lame.
32:44
I'm like, back in my day, we had good ones like, Hey, are you part beaver? Because damn!
32:52
Oh my god. That's a good one. Cut to all your stories that you've had of girls
32:57
that just say thanks but no thanks. Basically, I'm opening up my playbook of
33:02
major fails to anyone who's in the dating scene right now.
33:05
But what I'm really hunting for is one that works.
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Hey, you're pretty. And I'm cute. And together we'd be pretty cute.
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That's not offensive. It's not crass. It would work on me.
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I'm easy like that. I like the, do you like raisins? Uh-huh. How about a date?
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Okay. All right, come on. That one's easy to get by. Hi, Tricia. How are you doing?
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I'm good. How are you guys? Great. Thank you. When I answer,
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she's like, oh my God, I can't believe I got through.
33:35
So I'm assuming you've got a great one, one that's actually worked.
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Well, it worked for me.
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So he was actually my brother's best friend. Okay.
33:47
And we always hung out together. and one day I said I was going to a store.
33:52
He said, can I ride with you? I said, sure.
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So he said something. I said, you're so crazy. And he goes, am I crazy to have a thing for you?
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What? Nice mood.
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And my heart just sunk to my stomach and we've been married 20,
34:09
it'll be 29 years in March. It works, everybody. It works.
34:14
So how did you navigate telling your brother That would be the next difficult
34:18
step, I think. I didn't have to.
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I didn't have to. He actually went to him and said, would you mind if I dated your sister?
34:26
What? That is, like, very thoughtful. Let's be gentlemen. Yes.
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And that was back in the 90s, JJ. So you're right. That was the peak of good pickup line.
34:37
I feel like men back in the 90s, even the early 2000s, they had that,
34:42
like, confidence and the mojo.
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Like, guys need to get that back. I think they lost it. I'll tell you exactly why.
34:48
Because they're not afraid you're actually like running video on it.
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And they're going to throw it on your TikTok or your Instagram and get lit up
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by 500,000 people for being cheesy.
34:58
I want to say so sorry from our gender. I want to say sorry that that happens
35:03
to you because that's really awful. If you have the guts to come up to us and
35:07
say that, ladies, if you're going to smear him online, that's really terrible to do.
35:12
Yeah, that is horrible. Do you ever think about how nervous he was,
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he was waiting for the moment to spring something like that on you and how nervous
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he probably was for, I mean, for weeks, maybe months, just waiting for the right time. Yeah.
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Right? Yeah. I'm shaking right now. Oh my God. That's so sweet.
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We're at work together right now. We, we work together.
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So we work and live together. Give each other a kiss right now. Enjoy it.
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What are you doing? oh you just cop on him yeah,
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I love this story thanks for calling yeah this is gonna definitely make the
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podcast thank you guys have a thank you have a good day have a great day.