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Epcot: The United Nations of Pour Decisions.

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Epcot has a funny way of rewriting reality: once you’re inside the World Showcase, time becomes a suggestion and your group starts making choices that feel brilliant until the next pavilion. We put that energy on the scoreboard by ranking every country with our highly scientific “Worst Decision Score,” starting with the question that starts arguments in every group chat: Mexico first or Canada first. We talk through why starting in Mexico is a 10 out of 10 risk, how “we’ll just have one” becomes the biggest lie of the day, and what to do when La Cava del Tequila and a…

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