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- 0:01Speaker 1: The hose I keep big show show thanks to crave
- 0:04Speaker 1: worthy street food freshly made with Burger.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome this big.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Show, really, Jason Hoich might not? And oh give your
- 0:18Speaker 3: mad boss.
- 0:18Speaker 4: It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It
- 0:21Speaker 4: is the third of February twenty twenty six. And you,
- 0:24Speaker 4: my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
- 0:27Speaker 4: you by.
- 0:27Speaker 5: Reburgiear handcrafted burg ears, loaded fries and gourmet eats that
- 0:31Speaker 5: will change the game.
- 0:35Speaker 6: Get a Moggi Stallion house. Life going pretty grassy and
- 0:38Speaker 6: mad Dog your six son of a bait. Geez moist,
- 0:43Speaker 6: she's moist fellas those moist is yesterday, but still pretty
- 0:46Speaker 6: pretty moist. Does it still feel a bit weird to
- 0:49Speaker 6: your cheesy man?
- 0:50Speaker 4: Not?
- 0:50Speaker 5: Today? Yesterday was very weird in terms of the humidity.
- 0:53Speaker 5: I assume that's what you're talking about, I am, But
- 0:56Speaker 5: now today's today's is cold? Is it cold? It's cold?
- 1:00Speaker 4: Well, that might be kesy because you've got a sweat
- 1:02Speaker 4: new hairdoo. You so hearing today, so maybe you're just
- 1:06Speaker 4: feeling the chill a little bit more. And can I
- 1:08Speaker 4: say it's a very smart I was going to say smart,
- 1:13Speaker 4: very sensible haircut.
- 1:15Speaker 5: Yes, thank you, that's what I was going for. Smart
- 1:17Speaker 5: and sensible.
- 1:18Speaker 6: Yeah it's good. And you and hoidyes, but are wearing
- 1:21Speaker 6: pretty much matching shirts?
- 1:22Speaker 3: No, not well, this is what I was saying, Bogi.
- 1:26Speaker 3: I was saying this last week.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Seriously, I feel like Keysy's beginning to copy my smart
- 1:32Speaker 4: he wants he's got the same here do now he's
- 1:34Speaker 4: wearing the same kind of shirt.
- 1:36Speaker 5: I feel like it's doing Hoidy J's beautiful brand new
- 1:39Speaker 5: emerald shirt and disservice by saying my tatty old green
- 1:43Speaker 5: shirt is similar.
- 1:44Speaker 6: Well, obviously you aspire to be as cool airs, but
- 1:47Speaker 6: I'm just saying that's starting to be some similarities.
- 1:50Speaker 5: I can Curgan, I do not, Jase, how are you
- 1:54Speaker 5: going today?
- 1:54Speaker 6: Man?
- 1:55Speaker 3: Your good? Thanks? Keezy?
- 1:57Speaker 6: Do you go me? Hew? Good's there?
- 2:00Speaker 3: Why do you ask?
- 2:02Speaker 5: Because we're doing a radio show.
- 2:03Speaker 6: I don't know?
- 2:04Speaker 5: Yo gee though, Yeah, no, I'm fine.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Thanks.
- 2:06Speaker 5: We seem a bit of an annoying move.
- 2:08Speaker 6: He's got his arms folded over there. He just seems
- 2:10Speaker 6: a bit defensive, doesn't it he is?
- 2:13Speaker 3: I see him in an annoying You've.
- 2:15Speaker 5: Been very annoying since you got here, have I Yes,
- 2:18Speaker 5: you've been dissing Chips and the chips and then we're
- 2:20Speaker 5: trying to film a video only keeps wandering off. What's
- 2:23Speaker 5: that about?
- 2:24Speaker 6: Classic?
- 2:25Speaker 3: I thought we'd finished that.
- 2:27Speaker 7: You did not?
- 2:28Speaker 5: You did not. Anyway, I'm excited for the show. Wonder
- 2:31Speaker 5: what's coming up? What's happening on the big show with
- 2:37Speaker 5: old moments?
- 2:39Speaker 6: Another absolutely monstrous day there, Fellas. We've got some stolen
- 2:43Speaker 6: car news. The biggest, the most popular stolen cars in
- 2:47Speaker 6: the country have been announced and we'll be going through
- 2:50Speaker 6: that list top to bottom as we do every single year.
- 2:53Speaker 6: It's exciting times to be alive, Jason. Mate, you're moving
- 2:57Speaker 6: into the city. I am in the city tomorrow morning.
- 3:01Speaker 6: It's all happening. Yeah, there's plenty to talk about around
- 3:03Speaker 6: that man, all sorts of stuff to visit.
- 3:07Speaker 5: Kezy.
- 3:08Speaker 6: We're also going to have a little bit of a
- 3:10Speaker 6: young to you about the fact that you're going to
- 3:12Speaker 6: be talking to some broadcasting students. You jumped in the
- 3:15Speaker 6: chat today and apparently you're talking to some students, so
- 3:20Speaker 6: I really want to get to the bottom of what
- 3:22Speaker 6: you're talking to them about.
- 3:24Speaker 5: Well, yes, it's going to be about, like you know,
- 3:25Speaker 5: how I made it thus far and broadcasting and the
- 3:28Speaker 5: tricks of the trade.
- 3:29Speaker 6: And I thought you were saying that you've done a
- 3:31Speaker 6: keynote speech and you've got it already to go as
- 3:33Speaker 6: a PowerPoint, and it's the main title page, says Kezy,
- 3:37Speaker 6: the story thus far, that thus far exactly, because my
- 3:40Speaker 6: story is only just beginning. Mogie.
- 3:42Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know, zm's just over there, Kezy. One day,
- 3:46Speaker 4: Roger fits one.
- 3:47Speaker 5: Day, fingers crossed man, I cannot cannot come quick enough.
- 3:51Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's a bit of oasis.
- 3:55Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Is andd Coldplay there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 4:03Speaker 4: that Tuesday afternoon. The time is full fourteen. They've got
- 4:07Speaker 4: some breaking news.
- 4:11Speaker 5: This is breaking news. Is it a new thing? I
- 4:23Speaker 5: don't like it, but we can try it. Sure, hey, fellers,
- 4:27Speaker 5: breaking news. The government today confirmed they're going to be
- 4:30Speaker 5: changing the sort of structure of the driver's license issuing system. Yes, okay,
- 4:37Speaker 5: so you no longer have to set a practical test
- 4:41Speaker 5: to get your full driver's license. Wow, so you do
- 4:44Speaker 5: your learners, You're then twelve months.
- 4:47Speaker 6: Learners is a written exam keys.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Your learners is a multi choice exam. Yes you then wait,
- 4:52Speaker 5: I believe it is twelve months. If you're under twenty five, right,
- 4:58Speaker 5: twelve months. You can shorten that down. I think if
- 5:00Speaker 5: you, you know, do an extra test or something, then you
- 5:01Speaker 5: get your restricted. However, if you've had your restricted for
- 5:04Speaker 5: a wee while there, you just go and get your
- 5:06Speaker 5: You go get your full So there's no practical that's
- 5:10Speaker 5: coming in next year. I started the year next year.
- 5:13Speaker 5: But it does raise the question, HOI j Yes, you've
- 5:17Speaker 5: had your restricted license for about a thousand years.
- 5:20Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've got a full license now.
- 5:22Speaker 5: Man, No you haven't because you have to apply for it.
- 5:25Speaker 4: Well yeah, see, but I mean I don't have to
- 5:27Speaker 4: do it practical.
- 5:28Speaker 5: Does that mean you will go and get your full license?
- 5:31Speaker 3: Probably not.
- 5:32Speaker 5: I seriously, I one hundred percent agree with you. This
- 5:37Speaker 5: is what's very frustrating about Jason. He could now it's
- 5:39Speaker 5: never been easier to go and get his full license.
- 5:42Speaker 5: You're currently not allowed to drive after ten.
- 5:44Speaker 6: I don't even if they came round to his house
- 5:47Speaker 6: yes and handed it, he wouldn't get off the couch
- 5:50Speaker 6: to answer the door.
- 5:51Speaker 5: No, No, you're right. The only way is if the
- 5:53Speaker 5: form was at the bottom of a bag of chips. Yes,
- 5:56Speaker 5: and his hand was in there.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Now you're talking, yes, now you're talking.
- 6:00Speaker 6: It is interesting, isn't it. So you can be a
- 6:02Speaker 6: driver on is this what we're saying? You can be
- 6:05Speaker 6: a driver on New Zealand roads having never been behind
- 6:07Speaker 6: the wheel of a car.
- 6:08Speaker 5: Restricted, you do a practical So there is a practical.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Yeah, practical, that's not a second practice.
- 6:13Speaker 6: Yeah, great, okay, cool, so restricted you do that?
- 6:16Speaker 8: Great? Yeah.
- 6:17Speaker 4: My youngest just recently got her license, much to my disgust,
- 6:22Speaker 4: you know, and dismay, dismay and disgust, and because there's
- 6:28Speaker 4: this theory going around that they never let you pass
- 6:30Speaker 4: on your first one right off late, that they always
- 6:33Speaker 4: kind of failed you on the first one and then
- 6:35Speaker 4: the second or third you'll get it.
- 6:37Speaker 3: And she nailed it the first time, and I was felthy.
- 6:39Speaker 5: Great, So you know you're your youngest. Yes, she's got
- 6:42Speaker 5: the same licenses she does.
- 6:43Speaker 4: And she tells me that every day, particularly when she
- 6:46Speaker 4: wants to borrow the car.
- 6:48Speaker 5: One hundred percent you don't have a lead to stand.
- 6:49Speaker 4: Up And she goes, well, you know, I've got the
- 6:51Speaker 4: same license as you. What are you talking about that's true,
- 6:54Speaker 4: and so I go my car.
- 6:57Speaker 5: Such a dead answer.
- 7:00Speaker 6: Yeah, so why did you become a father? You see that?
- 7:02Speaker 6: You see how all those dead rules hold such merits.
- 7:06Speaker 3: They do hold them a.
- 7:08Speaker 6: Completely different angle.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Water in the tap. I don't want water, I want
- 7:12Speaker 5: something or like, there's a have some fruit or something.
- 7:16Speaker 6: Have a banana man?
- 7:18Speaker 3: Yeah, go to the fruit bowls and other great parental
- 7:20Speaker 3: sort of tap.
- 7:21Speaker 5: But seriously, though, Jason, a year's time you're be able
- 7:24Speaker 5: to just sign up and get a full license.
- 7:25Speaker 6: Yes, you're not going to do a year's time? Yeah?
- 7:30Speaker 3: What are you banging on.
- 7:31Speaker 5: About saying you've got a year to just sort of
- 7:34Speaker 5: get your together, get your ass sorted.
- 7:37Speaker 3: I've got a lot going on.
- 7:39Speaker 4: I'll see what happens, all right, there's a lot of
- 7:41Speaker 4: water to go under the bridge.
- 7:43Speaker 3: So a year is a long time.
- 7:46Speaker 5: It certainly is. What if your daughter gets her full
- 7:49Speaker 5: she's officially better qualified than you to drive and you
- 7:54Speaker 5: and if you want to go out after ten pm,
- 7:57Speaker 5: she'll have to go with you. Three four eight three?
- 8:02Speaker 5: What do you think New Zealand's good? Real change or silly?
- 8:05Speaker 6: Yeah, let's see see how people feel about this. I'll
- 8:08Speaker 6: be interested tonight here's she.
- 8:12Speaker 1: The Hurichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
- 8:16Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio Darkey.
- 8:18Speaker 6: Symbol of the Dog.
- 8:19Speaker 4: There on the Radio Darkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
- 8:23Speaker 4: The time as twenty six minutes past four o'clock.
- 8:26Speaker 3: Now hot on the.
- 8:26Speaker 4: Heels of Kezy story yesterday about when he was in
- 8:31Speaker 4: Reburger over the weekend there flirting and he said there
- 8:35Speaker 4: were two smoking hot babes that I.
- 8:38Speaker 5: Was not flirting.
- 8:39Speaker 6: And Reburg came up to.
- 8:41Speaker 4: When Lulu Lemon outfits and he went into great detail
- 8:44Speaker 4: about the Lulu Lemon break it. It is very much
- 8:49Speaker 4: in context Keezy end. And then they started chatting to
- 8:54Speaker 4: him and he was like, here we go. But anyway,
- 8:58Speaker 4: I went to my local sushi shop today. Now, before
- 9:01Speaker 4: I get into the story, I want to tell you
- 9:03Speaker 4: a little bit about the sushi shop.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Now.
- 9:06Speaker 4: It's I can't remember what it's called, but the woman
- 9:08Speaker 4: that runs the.
- 9:09Speaker 3: Place makes the best sushi.
- 9:12Speaker 5: What in the world, well, not in the world, but
- 9:15Speaker 5: it's out near your house.
- 9:16Speaker 3: It's out in Glen Eden.
- 9:17Speaker 5: So you're telling me the best sushi in the world
- 9:19Speaker 5: is in West Ork.
- 9:20Speaker 4: I know who would guess it, but no, she seriously
- 9:22Speaker 4: does make amazing sushi. But old Barbara, Yeah, Barb, we've
- 9:28Speaker 4: got this weird thing going on. I told you about
- 9:30Speaker 4: a little altercation we had a little while back.
- 9:32Speaker 3: No, nothing to do with buzzies, Maugie.
- 9:36Speaker 5: I say that, I'd know. He didn't even say anything.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Were and I was.
- 9:40Speaker 4: I was getting one of the pieces of sushi, and
- 9:42Speaker 4: she had to go at me, no, no, no, don't
- 9:45Speaker 4: you got to go from that one. And I said,
- 9:46Speaker 4: I don't want that one. I want this one. And
- 9:48Speaker 4: they were the same kind, but in different roads.
- 9:50Speaker 5: I don't remember that, and she.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Was really full on about it, and I went, okay.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Fine, and I was so pissed off about it.
- 9:58Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not coming back there again. But then
- 10:00Speaker 4: I was like, God, she makes really good sushi.
- 10:02Speaker 3: So I went back. And every time I go in there,
- 10:04Speaker 3: she gives me the evil eye.
- 10:05Speaker 5: But anyway, is this a strange encounter.
- 10:08Speaker 4: The strange encounter is about to happen, right, Okay? So
- 10:12Speaker 4: I went into the sushi shop, and lo and behold
- 10:15Speaker 4: there was a chance quite an attractive young lady there
- 10:20Speaker 4: getting her sushi. And and so I was standing next
- 10:27Speaker 4: to here you know, getting my sushi. She was just
- 10:34Speaker 4: she was wearing just like office sort of gear, to
- 10:37Speaker 4: be honest, office gear, office, you know, like she worked
- 10:41Speaker 4: as a secret tree or something.
- 10:43Speaker 5: Why a secretary, Well, I don't know why.
- 10:46Speaker 6: Not a CEO or a partner.
- 10:49Speaker 3: She could be a CEO of her own business.
- 10:52Speaker 6: That's very generous of you.
- 10:53Speaker 5: Geez's patronizing anyway, she said to me.
- 10:59Speaker 4: She looked at me and she went, oh, witty Jay,
- 11:03Speaker 4: And I went hello, and Keasy's story was running through
- 11:10Speaker 4: my mind.
- 11:11Speaker 8: Again here we go.
- 11:14Speaker 4: But I swear to god, she said to me, my
- 11:17Speaker 4: boyfriend is absolutely obsessed with your show. I don't really
- 11:25Speaker 4: like listening to it, but he's obsessed with it.
- 11:27Speaker 5: I've heard that sentence a million two, so have I.
- 11:29Speaker 3: And I said to her, to be honest with you,
- 11:31Speaker 3: that's pretty standard.
- 11:32Speaker 6: There's not a beautiful woman i've met that likes what we.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Do, including my wife.
- 11:38Speaker 4: So I said to her, well, yeah, that's pretty standard.
- 11:40Speaker 4: And then she said, and I kid you not. She said,
- 11:43Speaker 4: Mike Minogue's pretty hot though, And before I even thought
- 11:48Speaker 4: about it, I went, you're telling.
- 11:51Speaker 5: Me and it just came out and you forgot you
- 11:58Speaker 5: in on the show.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Forgot.
- 12:00Speaker 4: It just autamentally came out and then she just she
- 12:03Speaker 4: looked at me like really weirdly.
- 12:07Speaker 5: And then she said, see, this is what I.
- 12:11Speaker 4: But then it was just like we were both standing
- 12:14Speaker 4: there and I was like, oh, do I own this?
- 12:16Speaker 3: What do I do with that? And do I?
- 12:20Speaker 4: But we didn't say anything after that, and it was
- 12:22Speaker 4: another minute, minute and a half of us getting our
- 12:24Speaker 4: sushi and stuff of this really awkward silence, and then
- 12:29Speaker 4: she sort of gave me a little smile and walked.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Out, and I was like, oh god, gross.
- 12:35Speaker 4: I wanted to say, now, you know clearly that's jokes,
- 12:38Speaker 4: that's jokes, But she.
- 12:40Speaker 3: Obviously thought I was being serious because I was so
- 12:43Speaker 3: vehement about it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 12:45Speaker 4: It just came in here telling me, there you go
- 12:49Speaker 4: make you've got a fan?
- 12:50Speaker 6: Well I had one?
- 12:52Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 12:54Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
- 12:58Speaker 6: In four.
- 13:01Speaker 4: Green Day there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show
- 13:04Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon. Before we get to the phone call here, Keezy,
- 13:07Speaker 4: you and Pads are right, there's a lot of tension
- 13:09Speaker 4: and anks going.
- 13:10Speaker 3: On between you two at the moment.
- 13:11Speaker 8: Six.
- 13:12Speaker 3: Well, I don't know it might be sex. You're you're
- 13:14Speaker 3: just giving each other a lot of jip.
- 13:16Speaker 5: No, it's just doing what mates do. I guess you
- 13:20Speaker 5: wouldn't understand.
- 13:24Speaker 4: Jeez, hey, I think we played the Reburgers thing in
- 13:26Speaker 4: that song, didn't we?
- 13:27Speaker 5: Did we?
- 13:33Speaker 6: Yuma?
- 13:37Speaker 5: We did play the reburgest thing. A reminder, if you
- 13:40Speaker 5: hear this yum during a song at any time, call
- 13:44Speaker 5: us eight hundred hodarky, you should get yourself a fifty
- 13:47Speaker 5: dollars reburg about it?
- 13:48Speaker 4: How good man, let's go to the phone lines. Good ay,
- 13:50Speaker 4: tell me you are mad bastard. I was like, oh, Dave, Dave,
- 13:53Speaker 4: you're mad bastard.
- 13:54Speaker 3: How's life?
- 13:56Speaker 7: Yeah? Good mate? Good hairs you yeah?
- 13:59Speaker 3: Thing this man?
- 14:00Speaker 6: How's the Nike today?
- 14:02Speaker 8: Dave?
- 14:02Speaker 7: Far mate? It's a misery gap.
- 14:08Speaker 5: Sounds great?
- 14:10Speaker 7: Haw.
- 14:10Speaker 6: Hasn't we been over the summer? Big dog? It's normally
- 14:13Speaker 6: a bit variable in the nickie. What's a man with that?
- 14:17Speaker 7: We've paid some hot days and now we're getting a
- 14:20Speaker 7: bit of raugh. Hey, the whole country's head, so it's.
- 14:23Speaker 3: All good, yeah, brother, good on you mate.
- 14:26Speaker 5: Hey, Dave, just quickly, man, what do you do for
- 14:27Speaker 5: a crust?
- 14:29Speaker 3: Oh?
- 14:29Speaker 7: My duty, old mechanic.
- 14:32Speaker 3: Wrong with that backbone?
- 14:34Speaker 6: Body, backbone?
- 14:35Speaker 5: Hey Dave, man, what's for dinner.
- 14:38Speaker 7: At the moment? It's a fishing trip.
- 14:42Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that, mate, nothing wrong with that.
- 14:44Speaker 5: What's he going to order? Dave?
- 14:47Speaker 7: Sorry, what are you going to order?
- 14:49Speaker 8: Oh?
- 14:50Speaker 7: Just bloody and dating power pridders. I'm a love of
- 14:55Speaker 7: power pridder.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:57Speaker 6: It's easy to get wrong though, man, easy to get
- 14:59Speaker 6: wrong of power. Frida.
- 15:01Speaker 8: It is.
- 15:01Speaker 7: It is like and I stuffed that before, Magie.
- 15:05Speaker 6: Yeah, it happens. Mate. What you're sort of find at
- 15:07Speaker 6: your local fish and chip shop as they sort of
- 15:09Speaker 6: fillowed out with a lot of cramp and there's not
- 15:11Speaker 6: a lot of power in them.
- 15:13Speaker 7: Look, I'm pretty sure they see yeah.
- 15:15Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a lot of swow.
- 15:19Speaker 3: There's some shocking bastardly.
- 15:22Speaker 5: Hey Dave, good power for to chet the man. How
- 15:26Speaker 5: often do you floss? Oh?
- 15:31Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the one man.
- 15:34Speaker 5: Yeah, backbone, Oh Dave the mechanical with his breath wreaking
- 15:37Speaker 5: a power.
- 15:42Speaker 6: Now we're talking, Hell.
- 15:43Speaker 5: Yeah, Dave. What color are your undies?
- 15:45Speaker 7: Men? Black with truer bro on the.
- 15:50Speaker 5: Hell yeah, hell yeah, Dave. One last question before I
- 15:55Speaker 5: give you that fifty dollar really big about you what's
- 15:57Speaker 5: your deepest fear.
- 16:01Speaker 7: Not winning your reburger ben?
- 16:05Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, we'll pop you on hold man, But
- 16:08Speaker 5: congrats you got there, Voucher.
- 16:09Speaker 3: All right, stay.
- 16:12Speaker 4: Just speaking of Undy's fellas, I'm wearing my Cookie Time undies.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Oh you're going to have Yeah, they had.
- 16:18Speaker 4: Some freebies there, but you're comfortable, actually, are they?
- 16:21Speaker 6: And the first time you've had new andies in a
- 16:23Speaker 6: couple of decades And that'd be right, yeah.
- 16:25Speaker 4: About twenty five years, Maggie, really and you went for
- 16:27Speaker 4: the cookie under Yeah.
- 16:28Speaker 3: And they're pink and orange and bright.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Really, she was like hello, but she was talking to
- 16:34Speaker 4: some other dude at the phone, Yeah, the phone.
- 16:38Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
- 16:42Speaker 4: In on radio Toom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on
- 16:46Speaker 4: the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
- 16:49Speaker 3: The time is four forty nine.
- 16:51Speaker 5: I just just want to clear something up really quick.
- 16:53Speaker 5: Prior to those two excellent songs there, we had Dave
- 16:56Speaker 5: from Tartanuki call through a lot of people texting on
- 16:59Speaker 5: three four right three, asking if that was actually DearS
- 17:02Speaker 5: Dal Giddy, our farming correspondent. Yes, because he did sort
- 17:06Speaker 5: of sound like him. No, it wasn't. That was Dave
- 17:08Speaker 5: from Tartanaki. It was does sound very similar to Dearsdal
- 17:11Speaker 5: Giddy though, I get it he does.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Let's talk TV.
- 17:16Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Lenogue.
- 17:22Speaker 8: Yeah, I was.
- 17:24Speaker 6: I have been watching a show called Sunny Night. It's
- 17:27Speaker 6: on TV and Z Plus. The series follows siblings Martin
- 17:32Speaker 6: and Vicky Marvin, an American brother sister sister duo who
- 17:36Speaker 6: relocated to Sydney hoping to establish a spray tan business.
- 17:40Speaker 5: I've seen the thumbnail for this.
- 17:41Speaker 6: Yeah, they find themselves entangled with all the wrong people,
- 17:43Speaker 6: trying to stay alive, out of jail and in the black. Wow,
- 17:46Speaker 6: doesn't that sound good? It's got a It's got will
- 17:51Speaker 6: Forte in it, who played mcgruber.
- 17:53Speaker 5: That's right.
- 17:54Speaker 6: Yes, he's very very funny man. He was on Saturday
- 17:56Speaker 6: Night Live for many many years. Jason. He's a very
- 17:59Speaker 6: very funny guy. But also it has Rachel House in
- 18:04Speaker 6: New Zealand, a great, great actor, one of our actor
- 18:07Speaker 6: and Willie Mason, big Willy Mason, Big Willy Mason, the
- 18:12Speaker 6: former Bulldogs player, Rada League commentator, etc. He plays a
- 18:15Speaker 6: henchman and I'm prepared to say that he is the
- 18:19Speaker 6: best thing in the show.
- 18:20Speaker 5: Because he would be a good henchman.
- 18:21Speaker 6: He is a very good actor. He does a very
- 18:24Speaker 6: very good job. The show is not good. It's fine,
- 18:29Speaker 6: but it's just not doesn't really hit the heights that
- 18:32Speaker 6: you want it to yet. Yes, I got about three
- 18:35Speaker 6: or so episodes into. I've kind of checked out on it,
- 18:38Speaker 6: to be completely honest, but I do want to keep
- 18:40Speaker 6: on going just to see how Big Willy taken along
- 18:43Speaker 6: with it. He could, he could really make a move
- 18:44Speaker 6: into the actor. I think you should watch a couple
- 18:46Speaker 6: of episodes because I've been I'm surprised that he was
- 18:49Speaker 6: cast in the first instance, and then you're watching it like, geez,
- 18:51Speaker 6: he's all good.
- 18:52Speaker 5: So I mean, Big Willy. I'm not really a fan
- 18:55Speaker 5: of his punditry on the NRL. I think the two
- 19:00Speaker 5: meat heead springs to my Yeah, yeah.
- 19:02Speaker 6: He shows a deeper emotional, deeper access to his emotions,
- 19:06Speaker 6: and I would have thought possible well based on his
- 19:08Speaker 6: public persona.
- 19:09Speaker 5: Because when you say, oh, he's a henchman, I'm like, okay, cool.
- 19:11Speaker 5: He's in a few scenes where he's just standing there
- 19:13Speaker 5: looking tough, being a footy player.
- 19:14Speaker 6: He is a key player. He's a former footy player
- 19:18Speaker 6: who can no longer play, and he's now having to
- 19:21Speaker 6: resort to a life of crime, which is not particularly
- 19:23Speaker 6: happy about. Yeah, and he's got some sort of some
- 19:26Speaker 6: mental issues that he's trying to work out. Actually, he's
- 19:29Speaker 6: actually really good.
- 19:30Speaker 5: And what's it called again, It's called Sunny Nights.
- 19:32Speaker 6: It's on TV and Z plus two and a half busies,
- 19:36Speaker 6: a possible five busies.
- 19:37Speaker 4: I started watching last night fellas Nights of the Seven.
- 19:41Speaker 5: Kingdoms, Knights of the Seven Kingdoms.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Nights of the Seven Kingdoms or is it a night
- 19:48Speaker 4: no Nights of the Seven Kingdoms. I'm not sure, but anyway,
- 19:51Speaker 4: it's an off shoot, as they say, a Game of Thrones.
- 19:54Speaker 5: Yes, that's called a Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Well, I've got Nights of the Seven Kingdoms on my
- 19:59Speaker 3: one be my phone.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Any who, Whenever you associate yourself in any way with
- 20:06Speaker 4: Game of Thrones, you're doing yourself.
- 20:08Speaker 3: A huge disservice.
- 20:09Speaker 4: Expectations expectations just go skyrocketing and people go, oh, this.
- 20:13Speaker 6: Is crack, or you get a lot of viewers.
- 20:15Speaker 5: You'll get a lot of viewers. Ever since House of
- 20:19Speaker 5: the Dragons, which I was massively lit down by it.
- 20:21Speaker 6: I didn't like that.
- 20:22Speaker 5: I'm now just like I'm not interested in anything unless
- 20:24Speaker 5: it's Game of Thrones because I just know it won't live.
- 20:26Speaker 6: Up to it.
- 20:26Speaker 4: The story very quickly, a century before the event of
- 20:30Speaker 4: Game of Thrones, two unlikely heroes wonder with with theros
- 20:34Speaker 4: And an adaptation of George RR. Martin's novella The Hedge
- 20:37Speaker 4: Night a young and navy but courageous night so Dunk
- 20:40Speaker 4: and the Tall and has Domini face a series of
- 20:44Speaker 4: dangerous exploits. What I will say is the kid that
- 20:48Speaker 4: plays Egg is fantastically good.
- 20:51Speaker 3: I watched the first episode and went off, for God's sake,
- 20:56Speaker 3: this is crap. I hate it. Really, this is not good.
- 21:01Speaker 4: It was in There was a few scenes that were
- 21:04Speaker 4: are pretty over the top of him excreeting and stuff
- 21:07Speaker 4: like that where they are trying to.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Be they were being edgy because Game of Thrones, but
- 21:13Speaker 5: it was just unnecessary.
- 21:15Speaker 4: Then I watched the I went, Okay, I'll give it
- 21:17Speaker 4: another episode because I like their genre. And actually the
- 21:20Speaker 4: second episode was a lot better.
- 21:24Speaker 6: I don't think it's showing its first yeah, I think so.
- 21:27Speaker 4: And actually I really started to enjoy it, and I
- 21:30Speaker 4: think it has real potential, real potential.
- 21:33Speaker 6: I'm excited about it. I think there's three ypsy out
- 21:35Speaker 6: so far. Yes, I think so, at least Mondays.
- 21:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:39Speaker 4: So just just be aware of your expectations, put them
- 21:42Speaker 4: to the side, and view it for its own self.
- 21:44Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to wait for you to watch the
- 21:46Speaker 5: whole season, and yes, the season is good, then I
- 21:49Speaker 5: will watch it. Okay, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms?
- 21:51Speaker 5: How many busies out.
- 21:52Speaker 4: Of five at this point, I'll give it three point
- 21:54Speaker 4: two busies.
- 21:55Speaker 6: That's not bad.
- 21:56Speaker 5: For pretty good, that's not bad. Jays not bad.
- 22:00Speaker 3: Here's the Black Keys.
- 22:04Speaker 1: The Hiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
- 22:08Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
- 22:10Speaker 4: Welcome back to your massive Bagbones. Hope your Tuesday is
- 22:13Speaker 4: going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
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- 22:20Speaker 5: Year of Redefining the Norm.
- 22:32Speaker 6: Jase, you was saying off here that it's about Tom.
- 22:33Speaker 6: We got some new ones of those because you're over them.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, it's been a while.
- 22:37Speaker 4: I feel like since Pugs has created a new one.
- 22:40Speaker 4: I feel like he's just gone off the boil a
- 22:42Speaker 4: little bit, you know what I mean. He's just like
- 22:45Speaker 4: you know when you're no, come on, no, no nothing.
- 22:51Speaker 7: Man.
- 22:52Speaker 5: Are you saying that Pugs doesn't care about the show anymore?
- 22:54Speaker 5: Or has he lost fors for the making stings?
- 22:58Speaker 4: A little bit of both, but you know what I mean,
- 23:01Speaker 4: It's like, why am I, you know, putting all my
- 23:04Speaker 4: hard yards into making these fantastic reburg Us things and
- 23:09Speaker 4: he's just gone, Oh, just the fellows won't notice.
- 23:12Speaker 3: I notice. I notice. Man.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Look I was just grateful to have them in the
- 23:16Speaker 5: first place, right, yeah, yeah, ye hundred percent.
- 23:20Speaker 6: Well, there was a really great one that came out
- 23:21Speaker 6: the back of New Years. I was devastated that we
- 23:23Speaker 6: only got to hear that once. Yes, it was a
- 23:25Speaker 6: really really.
- 23:25Speaker 5: Good one, like a New Year's resolution.
- 23:27Speaker 6: It was like a New Year. I don't know, I
- 23:28Speaker 6: can't remember what year it was. It was a New
- 23:29Speaker 6: Year's resolutionary sort of song.
- 23:31Speaker 3: It's very very good, and I'm.
- 23:33Speaker 6: Now I have to wait till next year for that.
- 23:35Speaker 4: Got a bit of a bone to pick with you
- 23:36Speaker 4: two on that front, actually, Keezy, actually, have.
- 23:39Speaker 5: You got a bone to pick.
- 23:40Speaker 6: Yes, I got a bone to bit.
- 23:44Speaker 4: I mean you're controlling the buttons there, and you just
- 23:47Speaker 4: keep playing all the really short ones all the time.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I like the elongated, chatty ones. You just played that, Yeah,
- 23:56Speaker 4: not the really involved I don't know what's.
- 23:58Speaker 5: Happened, man, I don't know just because there's no fresh ones.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Yeah, no fear enough for me.
- 24:04Speaker 5: If it's a fresh one, I'll play it. But if not,
- 24:06Speaker 5: we'll just stick to the nice, clean cut ones and
- 24:08Speaker 5: knock it bogged down and sort of sting Edmond.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah, we don't
- 24:15Speaker 3: want to get bogged down on sting Edmond.
- 24:23Speaker 5: Sorry, I just sorry that just went off accidentally.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Yeah, I was trying.
- 24:27Speaker 5: I was trying to play the next song.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so I want to throw to the next song.
- 24:31Speaker 5: Chase a bit of a whole. Seriously, just some something
- 24:40Speaker 5: is wrong with this thing. I don't know what pugs,
- 24:44Speaker 5: something's wrong with the buttons.
- 24:45Speaker 6: Call the guy?
- 24:46Speaker 5: Can you ring the guy?
- 24:48Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 24:51Speaker 5: Tune in.
- 24:54Speaker 3: News there on the radio.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Holdankey Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is fifteen
- 25:00Speaker 4: minutes past five o'clock and feels it's a big day
- 25:04Speaker 4: for old hoodie Jay.
- 25:05Speaker 3: Tomorrow.
- 25:06Speaker 4: My last night in west Auckland, sleeping out there in
- 25:10Speaker 4: the wild, wild West Fells. And as you know, I'm
- 25:15Speaker 4: I'm moving into the city.
- 25:16Speaker 6: Tomorrow, peg in the city.
- 25:18Speaker 4: And I'll be honest with you, I woke up at
- 25:21Speaker 4: about five thirteen this morning covered in the very no,
- 25:26Speaker 4: not covered.
- 25:27Speaker 3: In that movie, the sweat. Yes, genuinely, I was sweating
- 25:31Speaker 3: like a bastard.
- 25:32Speaker 5: He swimming like a pig.
- 25:33Speaker 4: And I was lying there in the bed, fretting, fretting, fretting,
- 25:37Speaker 4: And I turned over to my wife.
- 25:39Speaker 3: And she was already awake.
- 25:40Speaker 5: What was she doing.
- 25:43Speaker 3: Just lying there? And I said, how long have you
- 25:45Speaker 3: been awake?
- 25:46Speaker 4: And she went on, it's about four ye just fretting,
- 25:49Speaker 4: And I've got to met was she sweating?
- 25:52Speaker 3: She was sweating.
- 25:56Speaker 4: It's been twenty six years since I've moved, and I've
- 26:01Speaker 4: got to say, this move is probing all of my anxieties.
- 26:05Speaker 3: I'm on the.
- 26:06Speaker 4: Edge constantly of a complete panic attack.
- 26:10Speaker 3: And so I'm following along.
- 26:12Speaker 4: With that kind of idea of what's the saying keep
- 26:15Speaker 4: calm and carry on because there's no good as it
- 26:18Speaker 4: fellas if HOTYJ loses his shit and starts, you know,
- 26:22Speaker 4: having a hissy fit you, I.
- 26:24Speaker 5: Think jas, Actually, you making this big change in your
- 26:27Speaker 5: life is something maybe you wouldn't have done ten years ago.
- 26:29Speaker 5: You would have gone, No, too much stress. I'm just
- 26:30Speaker 5: going to stay where I am. Yes, and now you're
- 26:32Speaker 5: you've taken and you're all grown up.
- 26:34Speaker 4: It's time to go, fellas, time to go. It's time
- 26:37Speaker 4: to move.
- 26:38Speaker 3: On, you know. And my wife and I in the
- 26:40Speaker 3: last week we've been it's all under control.
- 26:42Speaker 4: And then we got up this morning and we both
- 26:44Speaker 4: had the same thought, was this isn't under control by
- 26:48Speaker 4: any means. We're way out of our depth here. We
- 26:51Speaker 4: haven't organized this properly at all. The movers are coming
- 26:54Speaker 4: over tomorrow, Mogi and I need to know some stuff removing,
- 26:58Speaker 4: because you've moved around a bit, and you were a
- 27:00Speaker 4: movie yourself for a while.
- 27:02Speaker 6: I was too. I see at a furniture removal's company.
- 27:05Speaker 6: When I say company, it was me and the guy
- 27:07Speaker 6: that owned the truck, and I was too, I see
- 27:10Speaker 6: because there was only two of us, Yes, but after him,
- 27:13Speaker 6: I was you and the boss. So I did that
- 27:16Speaker 6: for three and a half years and then I've moved here.
- 27:19Speaker 6: I would say I have moved house over fifty times.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Yes, crazy, So you're an old hand at this.
- 27:26Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:26Speaker 6: I find zero stress and moving absolutely none whatsoever.
- 27:30Speaker 8: Wow.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because I'm pretty stressed.
- 27:33Speaker 4: You're joking now, for example tomorrow, Yes, when the movers
- 27:37Speaker 4: come over with their truck too barely fellers, I'm assuming,
- 27:41Speaker 4: I'm assuming they're moving yellows.
- 27:43Speaker 3: Yeahah, yeah, Do I help?
- 27:47Speaker 6: This is This is a tricky one because they come
- 27:50Speaker 6: along and I've had I've had lazy movers come over
- 27:55Speaker 6: go really slowly, and when they do that, then I
- 27:57Speaker 6: do start helping. Okay, because you're paying out, Well, I'm
- 28:00Speaker 6: paying hourly. Let's go man, let's crack it. So I'll
- 28:02Speaker 6: show them the speed and I will say to them,
- 28:04Speaker 6: come on, fellow's got to step it up a bit.
- 28:05Speaker 6: Do you have a big night last night? That sort
- 28:07Speaker 6: of stuff, and oftentimes they have.
- 28:09Speaker 8: Yes.
- 28:10Speaker 6: I can't tell you the number of times that I
- 28:11Speaker 6: turned up to move house over in Sydney either hangover
- 28:14Speaker 6: or still pise irresponsibly. It's not a job that requires,
- 28:20Speaker 6: you know, total mental acumen, but it does affect the
- 28:24Speaker 6: pace that you work at when you when you're hungover. Yes,
- 28:27Speaker 6: so yes, I do help in that instance. Yeah, but
- 28:30Speaker 6: if they're going good, you just leave them to it.
- 28:32Speaker 5: You'd slow them down.
- 28:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:33Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing, you know, like when a
- 28:35Speaker 4: trade he comes home and he's doing stuff, and you,
- 28:37Speaker 4: you know, you want to do stuff as well to
- 28:39Speaker 4: help them out.
- 28:40Speaker 3: But what you're actually doing is you're slowing them down.
- 28:42Speaker 6: That's I guess the difference is I know what to
- 28:44Speaker 6: move out there, whereas you will just be getting in
- 28:47Speaker 6: the way.
- 28:48Speaker 4: Yes, because I imagine they have a method. Yes, you
- 28:50Speaker 4: pecked this and then this and then this.
- 28:52Speaker 5: Yes, were heavy stuff at the bottom.
- 28:55Speaker 4: Is that there's one of the one of the lawyers
- 28:58Speaker 4: that back, because that's actually in heavy stuff at the back.
- 29:01Speaker 6: Well, oftentimes, like you find jasons, I'll load the boxes first,
- 29:03Speaker 6: I'll create a wall of boxes by the cap of
- 29:06Speaker 6: the truck.
- 29:07Speaker 3: Yes.
- 29:07Speaker 6: Then they'll put up the beds and then i'll strap
- 29:10Speaker 6: them inn you see, so that the beds will keep
- 29:12Speaker 6: the boxes in place. Then all the furniture will go
- 29:15Speaker 6: in after that. It's like a big ginger sort of
- 29:17Speaker 6: a thing. Yeah, that's what I reckon. Yeah, yeah, but
- 29:20Speaker 6: you're better off just just leaving it.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Yes, I might maybe go up for a coffee or
- 29:24Speaker 3: something like that.
- 29:24Speaker 6: I know you've got to be there. Ah, yeah, you
- 29:26Speaker 6: got to be there now.
- 29:27Speaker 3: My wife will be there.
- 29:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 29:29Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 29:29Speaker 6: Well it's good for you to have a couple of
- 29:31Speaker 6: blokes around the house. It'll be nice for her to
- 29:32Speaker 6: see that, you know, up close. But the other thing
- 29:35Speaker 6: that I would say to them is, as soon as
- 29:37Speaker 6: they turn up, offer them a corner cup of tea.
- 29:41Speaker 6: You guys want to water company, you help yourselves or everything.
- 29:44Speaker 6: Maybe beers a little bit later afterwards. The other thing,
- 29:47Speaker 6: Jay says, you've got to tip. Okay, you have to
- 29:50Speaker 6: tip furniture remove us, even if it's only twenty bucks each. Okay,
- 29:54Speaker 6: it's the right thing to do, and make sure that
- 29:56Speaker 6: they know that they can use the toilet. Although where
- 29:58Speaker 6: you did have a guy, I offered that to him.
- 30:00Speaker 6: He didn't come out for thirty minutes, and I think
- 30:02Speaker 6: he fell asleep because he was so hungover.
- 30:04Speaker 3: He dropped a bomb, he said, he destroyed it.
- 30:07Speaker 4: You see, you wouldn't be able to move keysy because
- 30:09Speaker 4: you had hate paying a tip.
- 30:11Speaker 5: What I thought, you're gonna make a joke about me
- 30:13Speaker 5: dropping a bomb. I was not expecting a tipping.
- 30:17Speaker 4: Okay, that's good, all right, that was actually really what
- 30:19Speaker 4: was concerning me.
- 30:20Speaker 5: Well, there's another thing, Jose you haven't thought about. We're
- 30:22Speaker 5: going to get into that next, which is I don't
- 30:24Speaker 5: think you're gonna be able to sleep in the middle
- 30:26Speaker 5: of the Auckland CB. Yeah, oh yeah, got a sleeping simulation.
- 30:30Speaker 5: We're going to run through that next.
- 30:31Speaker 4: All right, Okay, Man just mantled the bed today as
- 30:34Speaker 4: proud of us our big wooden bastard.
- 30:36Speaker 5: Four poster eight four poster.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Yeah, man, can I.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Be the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
- 30:46Speaker 3: Aching Velvet Revolver. There on the Radio hod Ache Big Show.
- 30:49Speaker 3: This's Tuesday evening. The time is five twenty.
- 30:53Speaker 5: Hey, Jase, you're moving to the CBD of Auckland tomorrow,
- 30:56Speaker 5: aren't you.
- 30:56Speaker 3: Yes, My last night we was talking tonight feels.
- 30:59Speaker 5: Bloody exciting stuff. You've been way out deep in the
- 31:01Speaker 5: westalk and WAPs for a long time. Now I have
- 31:04Speaker 5: here and you're moving to an apartment seriously, like in
- 31:07Speaker 5: the thick of the city.
- 31:09Speaker 6: Yeah, right, dead center in the city. Pretty much it's
- 31:13Speaker 6: a city that never sleeps.
- 31:15Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the big Apple.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Yes.
- 31:19Speaker 5: So one thing I'm not sure you've thought about is sleeping.
- 31:23Speaker 5: You're so far out in the in the white tuckety
- 31:25Speaker 5: ranges there up in the in the ranges. There's no
- 31:27Speaker 5: one around. You've been sleeping like a baby for years, right, yeah, quiet.
- 31:32Speaker 3: There's just the gentle cool of the owl to wit.
- 31:35Speaker 5: To woom, exactly to woom. So I need you to
- 31:39Speaker 5: get used to sleeping while there's noise happening, right, Okay,
- 31:43Speaker 5: So Moggie's helped me, and Pugs has as well, and
- 31:45Speaker 5: we've put together a few simulations of what it's going
- 31:47Speaker 5: to be like trying to sleep whilst living in an
- 31:49Speaker 5: apartment in the city.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, cool.
- 31:51Speaker 4: So I'm in bed, you're in bed and the lights out,
- 31:55Speaker 4: light spooning my wife.
- 31:57Speaker 5: In the nude yeah nude, A bit sweeties.
- 32:00Speaker 3: Have a bit ted on? Actually no start okay.
- 32:04Speaker 5: Okay, you're trying to sleep and this is what it
- 32:06Speaker 5: sounds like outside. Right here we go.
- 32:09Speaker 6: You are to know, man, don't know if she's the
- 32:11Speaker 6: one name?
- 32:12Speaker 5: Oh mate, really, don't get me wrong.
- 32:14Speaker 6: She's hot. She is, she's hot. She's hot.
- 32:18Speaker 7: I just know.
- 32:19Speaker 6: I don't know if it's one, but she'd be a
- 32:21Speaker 6: good one, you know what I mean.
- 32:25Speaker 4: So, yeah, outside, I went just out there on the
- 32:29Speaker 4: street there, Yeah, okay, annoying. I could probably get through that.
- 32:33Speaker 4: I think initially I might be what the yes?
- 32:36Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well that's good because that's probably like
- 32:38Speaker 5: a really entry level you know, you'd be you'd be
- 32:40Speaker 5: lucky to.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Get that just two dudes just chatting.
- 32:43Speaker 5: Yeah, in reality, those dudes are both probably going to
- 32:46Speaker 5: be steamed.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Don't go home, man, An, I've got right here, I've
- 32:53Speaker 2: got words some moments broad before.
- 33:04Speaker 7: But she is what.
- 33:17Speaker 5: So will you be able to.
- 33:22Speaker 3: Well once I stop laughing?
- 33:27Speaker 8: So czy?
- 33:29Speaker 5: Okay, well that was once again once again that you'll
- 33:35Speaker 5: be lucky?
- 33:36Speaker 4: Yeah okay, wow, jeez, yeah, Okay, it's interesting.
- 33:39Speaker 5: The reality is the reality is Jace that this next clip,
- 33:45Speaker 5: final clip is probably the most accurate of all of them.
- 33:47Speaker 5: All Right, this is what it's going to sound like.
- 33:49Speaker 5: So prepare to go to sleep while this is happening.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Oh god, so will you.
- 34:21Speaker 5: Will you be able to sleep through?
- 34:22Speaker 6: That is my question?
- 34:23Speaker 3: She had'll be sweet as with that one.
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- 34:36Speaker 3: The time is five to six.
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- 36:30Speaker 4: It's very well made, it's very subtle, and the voicing
- 36:35Speaker 4: of it is very very good.
- 36:37Speaker 5: Yeah, totally. I'm just waiting for a fresh one.
- 36:39Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.
- 36:40Speaker 5: I hadn't played one of those longer Reburgger stings in
- 36:42Speaker 5: a while.
- 36:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, fair enough for me, fair enough?
- 36:45Speaker 5: What are you having for dinner?
- 36:46Speaker 8: Tonight.
- 36:47Speaker 3: Wow, this is the interesting thing.
- 36:48Speaker 4: My wife's got theater tonight, the etor theater, she's got
- 36:54Speaker 4: a whatever they call it.
- 36:56Speaker 3: So it's up to me really as well.
- 37:00Speaker 5: The place she's doing that doesn't start for another month
- 37:01Speaker 5: or so, doesn't it. Yeah, so she's already rehearsing.
- 37:06Speaker 6: Is that you're going to get in the rehearsing there
- 37:08Speaker 6: three times a week, been going for two weeks.
- 37:11Speaker 5: I'm thinking of the dress rehearsal, which is the last
- 37:14Speaker 5: one you do?
- 37:14Speaker 6: Right? Yeah? Sorry? Yeah?
- 37:17Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 37:17Speaker 6: Yeah? So what are you having for dinner? I don't know,
- 37:19Speaker 6: maybe some REBIGI yeah, it's going to be takeaways, isn't it.
- 37:22Speaker 6: I can't picture you at home cooking well.
- 37:24Speaker 3: Also the other thing is fellers.
- 37:25Speaker 4: Of course we've packed up all our crap, all our plates,
- 37:30Speaker 4: eat off the floor.
- 37:31Speaker 3: I'm going to have to just get some some stuff,
- 37:36Speaker 3: get reburger, yeah, I will get some reboog.
- 37:40Speaker 4: Going to hey, speaking of food, text us now on
- 37:42Speaker 4: three four eight three, what's on the dinner at your place?
- 37:46Speaker 3: And we'll get into that next.
- 37:48Speaker 5: That's right, every text on three four eight three with
- 37:50Speaker 5: what's for tea in the drawer for a fifty dollars
- 37:52Speaker 5: Reburger voucher.
- 38:02Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radiod.
- 38:06Speaker 3: I got in there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show.
- 38:10Speaker 3: But right now it's time for Oh yeah.
- 38:12Speaker 5: Hey guys. Text here from Steve.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Watch on the Tee with Me Dinner.
- 38:21Speaker 5: Yeah, what's on the tea with Me dinner? Which makes
- 38:24Speaker 5: zero sense. It's a segment where you text through on
- 38:27Speaker 5: three four o three what you're having for dinner. We
- 38:28Speaker 5: read it out and then Jason Mike sort of like
- 38:31Speaker 5: say stuff about its lyrical Yeah, yeah, yeah, a check
- 38:36Speaker 5: this one out there. This from Rob huh, Rob Pennie
- 38:43Speaker 5: Penny Penny, coach of the Crusaders, coach of the Crusaders. Yeah,
- 38:47Speaker 5: it's actually Rob Schneider. Good a fella's beef rending tonight.
- 38:51Speaker 6: The poor bugger because of course his wife's just divorced him.
- 38:54Speaker 4: Yeah, said really yeah, But having said that, I love
- 38:58Speaker 4: a good beef rending ren dangle chair.
- 39:01Speaker 5: Beef ren dang if anyone has never had that before. Yeah,
- 39:04Speaker 5: Malaysian dish.
- 39:05Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 39:05Speaker 5: Last year, I think it was last year of the
- 39:07Speaker 5: year before it was voted international best International dish.
- 39:11Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 39:11Speaker 4: Really it is delicious because I don't usually go your beef,
- 39:17Speaker 4: but I'll go a beef rending.
- 39:18Speaker 6: I'll go Look, I'll be honest with you, I'll never
- 39:21Speaker 6: go a beef ordering takeaways, yes, because I just cannot
- 39:25Speaker 6: risk in a mouthful of fat, you know what I mean? Yeah, foul,
- 39:29Speaker 6: but homemade. Absolutely.
- 39:31Speaker 5: Well. It's interesting because you know a luxA. My favorite
- 39:34Speaker 5: luxA is with the slow cooked beef brisket, sure pull
- 39:38Speaker 5: slow pulled beef whatever. It's like, it's it's amazing, and
- 39:40Speaker 5: you just pull the fat off them.
- 39:42Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess I don't like the fat.
- 39:44Speaker 3: I sucked the fat.
- 39:46Speaker 5: You chew the fat. It's good stuff. Fellas, get a
- 39:53Speaker 5: get a keyzy Tony here, Tony Tony, Tony has done
- 39:57Speaker 5: it again.
- 39:58Speaker 6: Do you remember that.
- 39:59Speaker 5: Song Tony Keesy CAZy Tony Pepperoni. It's Tony soprano. Oh,
- 40:05Speaker 5: get azy tonight. We're having a bit of chicken chazire
- 40:09Speaker 5: chess chicken.
- 40:11Speaker 6: What's that? It's a French dish, right c h A
- 40:15Speaker 6: s e U R e risk, very very popular dish
- 40:19Speaker 6: in the nineteen eighties that you'll find that in the
- 40:22Speaker 6: Allison Holst Microwave Cookbook. A bit of a hot pot,
- 40:27Speaker 6: sort of a number if I remember correctly, Jason, it's
- 40:29Speaker 6: personally served with a bit of mesh spad, a couple
- 40:32Speaker 6: of veggies and stuff like.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Quite rich too.
- 40:36Speaker 4: When you say chicken chessieur, that's not the box of
- 40:39Speaker 4: wine that you can get, which is a chess here
- 40:42Speaker 4: as well.
- 40:43Speaker 3: Really, yeah, there's a chestieu or wine.
- 40:45Speaker 5: There might be a box of wine and a roast
- 40:48Speaker 5: chuck from the super.
- 40:49Speaker 8: Well, there you go.
- 40:50Speaker 6: It's a French dish known in front as pure consists
- 40:56Speaker 6: of fried chicken served hot with the sauce there which
- 40:59Speaker 6: is based with a mushroom onion and or shalotts tomatoes
- 41:03Speaker 6: and wine.
- 41:04Speaker 5: Wow, here you go.
- 41:05Speaker 6: That sounds good.
- 41:06Speaker 3: Yes, I'd go that right now.
- 41:08Speaker 6: A chicken cha tonight?
- 41:11Speaker 5: Good? A fellows Ashley here, Rick Astley, oh Rick Astley,
- 41:17Speaker 5: a fellas Rick Astley here. I'm having two hundred fish
- 41:20Speaker 5: for dinner in the form of a white bait fredder.
- 41:26Speaker 6: Damn it.
- 41:27Speaker 3: I still don't you know, I still don't get the
- 41:30Speaker 3: white bait.
- 41:33Speaker 8: I like it.
- 41:34Speaker 6: You love your seafood. It's very bland that I that
- 41:37Speaker 6: I've had.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't get me aroused.
- 41:42Speaker 5: What about this one here?
- 41:43Speaker 4: Fails from Sean plunket, Sean Michaels, Yeah, yeah, Johnson.
- 41:52Speaker 5: Yeah, Sewn Michaels from the W We get a fellas.
- 41:55Speaker 5: My wife is making Mexican beef flaps, crispy taco shell
- 42:01Speaker 5: stuffed full of the best mince meat money can buy,
- 42:04Speaker 5: generous helping of sour cream, delicious, real mouthful of chairs.
- 42:14Speaker 8: What was this?
- 42:15Speaker 5: What was the top of the Mexican b flaps?
- 42:19Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ak.
- 42:23Speaker 4: Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening,
- 42:26Speaker 4: now fairt was do.
- 42:28Speaker 3: You remember the music jury?
- 42:30Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 42:31Speaker 4: It was basically an opportunity for all our listeners to
- 42:33Speaker 4: have their say on the music that we play here
- 42:35Speaker 4: on Radio HODARKI. And there's been a bit of a
- 42:38Speaker 4: change this year, it feels like to me and I think,
- 42:41Speaker 4: you know, we've opened up our ears to what the
- 42:43Speaker 4: punters are saying about the music on Radio Hodaki and
- 42:45Speaker 4: what they want to hear one hundred percent.
- 42:47Speaker 5: For example, Gorillas Clinice would haven't heard that song on
- 42:50Speaker 5: Hodaky for a week while No. Yeah, so they are
- 42:52Speaker 5: listening and we are changing things. Mogi, are you enjoying
- 42:55Speaker 5: the chant?
- 42:55Speaker 6: I'm absolutely loving the chunes. I've been saying that to you,
- 42:57Speaker 6: Kezy since since New Year. That's right, you call you
- 43:02Speaker 6: listen to these tunes?
- 43:03Speaker 8: Man.
- 43:03Speaker 5: And I was actually on holiday in the corimandl time.
- 43:06Speaker 5: I was actually at a concert. Yeah, and I was like,
- 43:08Speaker 5: I don't really know, I'm not listening.
- 43:09Speaker 6: To tune it on.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:11Speaker 5: He made me go to my car and hop in
- 43:13Speaker 5: the car and listen to hold out for like two hours.
- 43:15Speaker 6: It was great.
- 43:15Speaker 4: We're listening to you bang on. I wish we were
- 43:18Speaker 4: playing some tunes. That's the other thing too that you
- 43:22Speaker 4: can do actually is talk about the hosts.
- 43:25Speaker 3: Oh you say I hate old HODJ. Yes, that's whatever.
- 43:28Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 43:30Speaker 5: The best way to do that is to text us
- 43:31Speaker 5: on three four eight three and tell us what you
- 43:34Speaker 5: tell us how much hate Hoidy J. That's the bit
- 43:37Speaker 5: like if we're being honest here J.
- 43:38Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's the most direct way of doing it.
- 43:41Speaker 6: I mean I can't do anything about it, no, and
- 43:43Speaker 6: the higher routes won't here, but just so we know
- 43:45Speaker 6: that you hate us.
- 43:46Speaker 5: That way, it's a direct line. Hoidy J will be
- 43:49Speaker 5: across it and he will know.
- 43:51Speaker 6: You know, maybe we should start doing big poles and
- 43:53Speaker 6: it should just be keyser years or no. Yeah, that'll
- 43:59Speaker 6: get help.
- 44:02Speaker 5: If you are keen to have your say on our music, though,
- 44:04Speaker 5: text the word music to three four eight three, Take part.
- 44:08Speaker 5: It takes about five minutes. You listen to snippets of
- 44:10Speaker 5: songs and then they go, yeah, how much do you
- 44:12Speaker 5: like this song? Out of one hundred you just you know,
- 44:13Speaker 5: sort of move the slider there, think you could do it?
- 44:15Speaker 6: Out of ten? Oh guess so you can see one
- 44:18Speaker 6: hundred or five buzzies. Why don't they do the scale?
- 44:21Speaker 5: Yeah, ten buzzies probably, I don't know. Five buzzies are enough? No, true, Yeah,
- 44:26Speaker 5: you're right, there are five buzzies enough.
- 44:28Speaker 6: Jace. Well, if it's going to be a busy scale,
- 44:30Speaker 6: then they should stick to one hundred one hundred buzies.
- 44:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, out of one hundred buzzies.
- 44:35Speaker 5: So yeah, text music to three four eight three. Have
- 44:37Speaker 5: your said the music we play, and you could win
- 44:40Speaker 5: a yetty cooler worth three hundred and fifty bucks just
- 44:42Speaker 5: for helping wow Yitty cooler and for tweaking the music
- 44:46Speaker 5: on your favorite radio station.
- 44:48Speaker 1: The Hoarky Big Show was jas Mike and Kyzy Tune.
- 44:51Speaker 5: In four on radio.
- 44:54Speaker 4: Could there on the radio hod Lucky Big Show, there's
- 44:57Speaker 4: cheesday evening feelers.
- 44:58Speaker 6: Recently I went and visited my cousin. Yes, okay, and
- 45:04Speaker 6: he's married, Okay, a couple of kids. They met over
- 45:10Speaker 6: seas in the Middle East. And she's she's American, Okay,
- 45:15Speaker 6: from America.
- 45:16Speaker 5: Where's he is he from living?
- 45:17Speaker 6: No, he's from well Auckland by way of the Hawks,
- 45:21Speaker 6: by et cetera, et cetera. But he's a scientist. Oh wow,
- 45:25Speaker 6: doctor Mogi, doctor Mogie. So everyone's very proud of him. Yes, anyway,
- 45:31Speaker 6: I hadn't seen them for a while. When when and
- 45:33Speaker 6: went and visited them, And you know, a classic older
- 45:39Speaker 6: I'm a hug guy. If I haven't seen somebody for
- 45:41Speaker 6: a long time, I like a hug.
- 45:42Speaker 5: Do you see My instinct is always just handshaken.
- 45:44Speaker 6: Wait if they go for the family, do you know
- 45:47Speaker 6: what I mean? So I go for ag I'll be honest.
- 45:50Speaker 6: He's never liked that, Yes, he's never liked it, but
- 45:54Speaker 6: I still do it. And while'm hugging him on again.
- 45:55Speaker 6: He doesn't like this. He's very careful to keep his
- 45:58Speaker 6: head away.
- 45:59Speaker 5: Right from your Yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 6: I think he thinks he thinks I'm going to kiss
- 46:04Speaker 6: him or something. I don't know what he thinks.
- 46:06Speaker 3: What you mean? Now his wife?
- 46:08Speaker 6: Now there, I go for the hag and I go
- 46:13Speaker 6: for the kiss on the cheek. I don't need to
- 46:14Speaker 6: get any cheek necessarily near the cheek.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Cheek on cheek, yeah, taking.
- 46:20Speaker 6: The noise in her ear? Now what happened? Was I
- 46:27Speaker 6: going for the hag? She's on board with the hag. Great,
- 46:30Speaker 6: she's on board. She's on board, she's keen, she's climberboard.
- 46:32Speaker 6: Now then I go to kiss the cheek, but she
- 46:37Speaker 6: moves her head in the opposite direction to my head
- 46:40Speaker 6: and where my lips are coming from. Right, So she's
- 46:42Speaker 6: not into it. But I've committed. I've committed to the kiss.
- 46:47Speaker 6: She keeps on moving her head away, Yes, she keeps
- 46:52Speaker 6: moving it away. This all happens in the you know
- 46:55Speaker 6: blink of an eye, Yeah right, yes, and is turning
- 46:58Speaker 6: the head away already like squirming out of your not squirming,
- 47:02Speaker 6: just sort of like no and sort of ready to
- 47:04Speaker 6: get on with your life after the post hug. But
- 47:06Speaker 6: I end up kissing don't say, her neck, but the
- 47:13Speaker 6: hair is covering her neck, so I end up getting
- 47:17Speaker 6: her hair in my mouth and I'm kissing her neck.
- 47:20Speaker 6: Now obviously she and I both know what's just happened. Yes,
- 47:24Speaker 6: and it's a disgrace. Yeah, it's a black mark on
- 47:27Speaker 6: our family name. She'll never be lived down. Yeah what
- 47:32Speaker 6: what what are the rules when it comes to this
- 47:33Speaker 6: sort of thing? Do you just sort of stand back
- 47:35Speaker 6: and just now from now on, I just have to
- 47:37Speaker 6: wave at her from across the room like, Hey.
- 47:41Speaker 4: It is a, in fairness, a very precarious thing, because
- 47:46Speaker 4: it is you're assuming that the person's doing the same
- 47:49Speaker 4: thing you're doing. And like you say, she was obviously
- 47:53Speaker 4: in for the hug, but she wasn't prepared for the
- 47:55Speaker 4: cast no, and so she had already pulled out.
- 47:57Speaker 6: Yeah, but she's a woman of a certain age, right,
- 48:00Speaker 6: she should be prepared for a kiss to come from family. Yeah,
- 48:03Speaker 6: trying to kiss her on the mouth, yes, just besides yes,
- 48:07Speaker 6: now I should have pulled out. But it was one
- 48:08Speaker 6: of those things where, yeah, she was doing much she
- 48:11Speaker 6: was doing, and I was doing what I was. You
- 48:12Speaker 6: were committed, that's right, yes, Yeah, what did her hair
- 48:16Speaker 6: smell like? I don't remember, man, I wasn't breathing in Yeah,
- 48:20Speaker 6: that's one of those things. Have you noticed it? You
- 48:23Speaker 6: can't smell anything when your tongue's hanging out.
- 48:26Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
- 48:28Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 48:39Speaker 3: Well there you go. Your ma said's a big show,
- 48:41Speaker 3: done in dusted Juesday night, all over and done with
- 48:46Speaker 3: the Do you know what?
- 48:48Speaker 4: It still amazes me that whenever I talk about the
- 48:50Speaker 4: podcast outro, I can never remember and it's only three
- 48:54Speaker 4: hours ago we did it.
- 48:55Speaker 3: What the hell we were talking about?
- 48:57Speaker 5: This clip here of today's one, which comes out at
- 48:59Speaker 5: seven thirty is bad here day?
- 49:01Speaker 6: Ah?
- 49:01Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
- 49:04Speaker 6: He got given really hard it looks lines and then
- 49:09Speaker 6: went out for lunch with his mates and just got roasted.
- 49:11Speaker 6: They've never forgot it was years ago, yes, and they
- 49:13Speaker 6: continue to drag them for it.
- 49:15Speaker 3: It's funny how.
- 49:19Speaker 6: I want to be perfect looking, but it's.
- 49:22Speaker 3: Amazing how you do sit there and just go, oh jit, what.
- 49:26Speaker 6: Decades before I spoke up?
- 49:28Speaker 5: And then they're like does it look good?
- 49:29Speaker 4: Like?
- 49:29Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 49:29Speaker 5: Then they show you the back and.
- 49:30Speaker 6: You like call the.
- 49:35Speaker 3: Yeah that was haircut Chap.
- 49:38Speaker 5: The haircut special. Yes, search Holucky Big Show. Ever get
- 49:41Speaker 5: your podcast from if you want to hear more big show, A.
- 49:44Speaker 3: Right good stuffsy Hey Magie, what are you up to tonight?
- 49:47Speaker 6: Well, I'll be walking home. Yes, we'll go home of
- 49:50Speaker 6: an evening. Feelers there and the missus and old Grima
- 49:55Speaker 6: Sue there. They've gone onto this TV show. They kicked
- 49:58Speaker 6: me out of the lounge last night. They still watching it.
- 49:59Speaker 6: I didn't watch the first few epps, so they've got
- 50:02Speaker 6: a season and a half lift on the show. Mag
- 50:04Speaker 6: He's got to go to his bed. It's bullshit. You're
- 50:06Speaker 6: going you been sent to your room pretty much. It's bulls.
- 50:09Speaker 3: That's it. It's great.
- 50:11Speaker 6: Uh, it's on Apple TV and it's about a wine
- 50:17Speaker 6: tasting human being. Can't remember. Yeah, but it's that's not
- 50:21Speaker 6: what it's called. I don't know what it's called. It's
- 50:23Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know. I'll end up watching
- 50:25Speaker 6: it eventually. Why they kicked him out, it's rough. That's
- 50:28Speaker 6: real house there.
- 50:29Speaker 3: That's not good enough, Keezy, Are you having for tea
- 50:34Speaker 3: man tonight?
- 50:35Speaker 8: Man?
- 50:36Speaker 5: Fornight? We're having a larb oh yes, with porkmants? Who
- 50:43Speaker 5: lab with porkmants and cabbage lab raw? I don't know, Yeah, well, yeah,
- 50:50Speaker 5: I don't hope.
- 50:51Speaker 6: You don't want raw porkmants because that's not good. It's
- 50:54Speaker 6: not good at all.
- 50:55Speaker 5: But we're having that apparently, and then we're going to
- 50:57Speaker 5: do a jigsaw puzzle.
- 50:59Speaker 6: That not be true. That is true.
- 51:02Speaker 5: What do you mean it not be true? We're doing
- 51:03Speaker 5: jigsaw puzzles at the moment.
- 51:05Speaker 6: Can you bring in a photo of the jigsaw puzzle?
- 51:08Speaker 6: How was it?
- 51:09Speaker 5: Ten pieces a thousand?
- 51:13Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 51:13Speaker 3: Can my wife come over to your place? She'd love that.
- 51:15Speaker 5: Sure, she does most nights.
- 51:17Speaker 6: Anyway, you get out, keesus are going into your messrs.
- 51:21Speaker 6: Do you hear that