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SPEAKER_00: Hi and welcome to this episode of Assassin's Sips.
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SPEAKER_00: Today we're talking about Good Girls, Season 4, Episode 5.
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SPEAKER_00: Grandma Loves Grisham.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm Lisa, and today I am sipping red wine.
0:26
SPEAKER_02: That was all static, but okay.
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SPEAKER_02: All I heard was wine.
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SPEAKER_02: But yay, wine.
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SPEAKER_02: That's always the right answer.
0:32
SPEAKER_02: What?
0:33
SPEAKER_02: You're fine now.
0:34
SPEAKER_02: It's just when you start to talk, it's fine.
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SPEAKER_00: It just oh, okay, great.
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SPEAKER_00: Introduce yourself.
0:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you introduced yourself.
0:45
SPEAKER_01: I forgot you introduced yourself.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: That sidetracked because I and I'm the hapless co-host Agnes, and I am just sipping on water.
0:59
SPEAKER_01: That's all I need to be sipping on.
1:03
SPEAKER_00: My hot takes are Tyler almost makes me want to work out.
1:09
SPEAKER_00: Insane.
1:11
SPEAKER_00: And also that scheme only works on TV.
1:18
SPEAKER_00: Not not just on TV, but on TV and if you're three white ladies.
1:23
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: And I don't even know how Ruby got in there.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: But but yeah.
1:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:36
SPEAKER_01: Or it also works if you know, if you're a white dude trying to and you're a witness for a brown dude.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: But it's against a brown dude.
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SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
1:52
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm thinking about like all the or even another brown dude against a brown dude.
1:59
SPEAKER_00: They wouldn't but you.
2:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
2:03
SPEAKER_00: They're like maybe.
2:05
SPEAKER_01: I mean Jay Adnan.
2:09
SPEAKER_01: You know?
2:11
SPEAKER_01: Well you went out.
2:13
SPEAKER_01: I said Jay Adnan.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
2:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well yeah.
2:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so you know.
2:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:23
SPEAKER_02: It's been a while since we saw him, though.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: And I'm glad he's doing well.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: Like you, I was just like, damn, I should get up and do something with my life.
2:30
SPEAKER_02: And then like, yeah, no, I'm gonna stay in this bed and finish watching this episode instead.
2:34
SPEAKER_00: Um I tell myself, I I want to look in the mirror and I want to look like J Lo, and then I proceed to like open another bag of potato chips at 10 o'clock at night.
2:44
SPEAKER_02: So I don't right.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't understand how the two don't mix.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not fair.
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SPEAKER_02: I guess I don't want it that much.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: No, I want it that much.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: I just don't want to work for it.
2:56
SPEAKER_02: So once again, our favorite security guard comes face to face with three maxed armed women.
3:05
SPEAKER_02: And then it jumps to days earlier.
3:09
SPEAKER_02: Annie's acting really shady.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: Ben is like, what are you doing?
3:13
SPEAKER_02: What are you hiding?
3:14
SPEAKER_02: What's in the bag?
3:14
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, What did he say?
3:16
SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
3:17
SPEAKER_02: I will tell you.
3:18
SPEAKER_02: He goes, Is it guns?
3:19
SPEAKER_02: Is it drugs?
3:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:20
SPEAKER_02: Is it body parts?
3:21
SPEAKER_00: And she's just like like tampons or nothing.
3:26
SPEAKER_00: It's just tampons.
3:27
SPEAKER_02: And the fact that he's going straight to drugs, guns, or body parts is indicative of what he's dealt with with his mom so far.
3:36
SPEAKER_02: So he's not far off.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: But she's taking her GED prep class again.
3:44
SPEAKER_02: Because she's taking the test again.
3:46
SPEAKER_02: And I get the not saying something because it's kind of like you don't want to jinx it.
3:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I think that there's also a certain amount of like saving face because then if she fails, she doesn't have to face that embarrassment.
4:02
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:02
SPEAKER_00: That's a good point.
4:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:04
SPEAKER_00: That's why I wouldn't have told anyone.
4:09
SPEAKER_02: Like it's one thing they know you failed it once, but it's they don't need to know you failed it twice, right?
4:16
SPEAKER_02: Dean's back home, and obviously he was just chilling on the floor, and I'm like, yeah, I get that.
4:24
SPEAKER_02: Because sometimes you just just yeah, lay on the floor, look at the ceiling.
4:28
SPEAKER_02: I get that.
4:29
SPEAKER_02: But his daughter wants him to take her to her friend's house.
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SPEAKER_02: He's like, Yo, your mom would do it.
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SPEAKER_02: She's like, but I want you.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh, short version, his ankle monitor is not charged, so he ain't going nowhere.
4:43
SPEAKER_02: He's still feeling some type of way about being put in jail.
4:46
SPEAKER_02: And I could understand being arrested and now out on bail for something you didn't do.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: I mean, although he kind of knew where it came from, so you're not exactly innocent.
4:57
SPEAKER_02: But they really the ladies are obviously, you know, they're going through some shit because they can't work for obvious reasons.
5:05
SPEAKER_02: So they meet up with Big Kahuna and Agent Hot Mess, Dave and Phoebe.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you want to call them by their actual names, fine.
5:14
SPEAKER_00: And I think that they should always be referred to as DL Dave and Agent Hot Mess.
5:21
SPEAKER_02: DL Dave.
5:21
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I like DL Dave.
5:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay, DL Dave and Agent Hot Mess.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: Got it.
5:27
SPEAKER_02: So the ladies are like, yeah, when do we get paid?
5:30
SPEAKER_02: They're like, what?
5:31
SPEAKER_02: They're like, we have bills to pay, we have things to do.
5:33
SPEAKER_02: When she's like, Ruby's like, can we get like an advance?
5:35
SPEAKER_02: He's like, advance on what?
5:37
SPEAKER_02: And they really don't give a fuck about their problems.
5:41
SPEAKER_02: Imagine that.
5:42
SPEAKER_02: I know surprised.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised about that.
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SPEAKER_02: Colored me shot.
5:48
SPEAKER_02: So Beth is going through her day, and she's just what we all do.
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SPEAKER_02: Everything's come, like you start thinking about everything that's coming at you.
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SPEAKER_02: So she has DL, she has hot mess, she got gang frag, and it's just coming at her.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: And then she wakes up, and the girls is with her and the girls the next morning, or more mornings afterwards.
6:11
SPEAKER_02: And they're just like, what are we gonna do?
6:12
SPEAKER_02: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
6:14
SPEAKER_02: She's just knitting.
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SPEAKER_02: Knit one pearl two.
6:16
SPEAKER_02: And she's going at it.
6:19
SPEAKER_02: And then all of a sudden, they're like, Well, what do you like?
6:21
SPEAKER_02: Don't you have something to say?
6:23
SPEAKER_02: And she holds up a mask.
6:25
SPEAKER_02: She's like, Why don't you green around the mouth?
6:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking orange, but that's just my personal take.
6:32
SPEAKER_02: And you're like, okay, great.
6:33
SPEAKER_02: We know where this is going.
6:35
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: I see it happen, I see a pattern happening.
6:40
SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, Agent Hattmess will backtrack a little bit, doing the whole, hey, we need some money.
6:48
SPEAKER_02: We're falling, like, we're suffering over here.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: After DL Dave leaves, BB asks Beth, she's like, what's that on your face?
6:58
SPEAKER_02: She's like, you mean like makeup?
7:00
SPEAKER_02: She's like, yeah, what is that called?
7:02
SPEAKER_02: Ruby goes, eyeshadow?
7:05
SPEAKER_02: Like, the fuck?
7:06
SPEAKER_00: I know.
7:06
SPEAKER_00: Like, I thought she was gonna be like, oh, this is the technique of I I I wouldn't know because I'm also like caveman.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: You know, but like something eyeshadow is with like, right, like this is the the the cat eye, or this is the smoky eye.
7:22
SPEAKER_00: Like, right, anything other than just eyeshadow.
7:25
SPEAKER_00: Eyeshadow.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, even I own eyeshadow.
7:28
SPEAKER_00: I don't wear it, but I own it and I know where it goes and I know what it's called.
7:33
SPEAKER_02: While the girls are knitting their new plan, get it hatching, knitting.
7:38
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
7:39
SPEAKER_02: Um, Phoebe is with DL Dave and he goes, What's that on your face?
7:46
SPEAKER_02: It gives me the whole, you know, when boys or girls are friends, uh, and then they saw he did puberty, and obviously they start changing.
7:54
SPEAKER_02: And girl wears a makeup.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: Boys like, what's that on your face?
7:58
SPEAKER_02: He gives me like 12-year-old boyvans.
8:01
SPEAKER_00: Like yesterday, they were digging holes on the ball field and like playing.
8:07
SPEAKER_00: Today went a bar.
8:08
SPEAKER_00: Right.
8:08
SPEAKER_00: And today, right.
8:10
SPEAKER_00: And he doesn't know what to do with that.
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SPEAKER_02: And he gives her a little warning antidote about one of his CIs and they were best buddies, and he trusted him and then fucked him over.
8:20
SPEAKER_02: It took him 15 years to climb up that hole.
8:23
SPEAKER_02: Personally, I don't think he's out that hole yet.
8:24
SPEAKER_02: He thinks he's out that hole, but I don't, I think I still think.
8:27
SPEAKER_00: But let's be honest, I think DL Dave likes the holes, but although I guess most men would like a hole one way or the other.
8:36
SPEAKER_00: So, well, there went that analogy.
8:40
SPEAKER_02: But I got where you were going, and I'm disturbed at my brain.
8:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, your brain went exactly where my brain intended it.
8:50
SPEAKER_02: And that's why I'm disturbed.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: I I yeah, I mean, out of my brain, disappointed.
8:55
SPEAKER_00: We've got almost 40 years of friendship behind us, so I don't know what you're talking about.
9:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm only 25, so there's that.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: How are you 25 and I'm 29?
9:09
SPEAKER_00: Someone can't count.
9:11
SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_02: You I'm off by I'm off by two, three years.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
9:18
SPEAKER_02: It's not a problem.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
9:20
SPEAKER_00: All right, cool.
9:22
SPEAKER_02: My daughter goes to me.
9:23
SPEAKER_02: She finally said it to me.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: What I've been telling, what I used to tell my mom all the time.
9:27
SPEAKER_02: Krista goes, she looks at me because I think we went out last weekend with the kids.
9:32
SPEAKER_02: She goes, don't have kids.
9:33
SPEAKER_02: I was like, no shit.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: I said, Oh, you can just get that one like I did, but you know.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: So after his little warning, Phoebe says, Don't worry, I got this.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna make her my bitch.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay, not that Agent Hot Mess isn't smart.
9:54
SPEAKER_02: Like, I obviously she's a better agent than DL Dave.
9:58
SPEAKER_02: But I think the ladies are at that no new friend stage.
10:05
SPEAKER_00: And I think that there's also it's also worth saying that like she can be a great and picking up on evidence and clues and following that chain, but that doesn't necessarily translate into social skills.
10:26
SPEAKER_00: No, that's like she's obviously very awkward with the social skills.
10:31
SPEAKER_02: So well, she could use that awkwardness to her advantage.
10:34
SPEAKER_02: Like, I think it could be it could be switched, it could be it could be used in theory.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: For example, if I think if this plan of making them her bitch was like two seasons ago, I think it could have worked.
10:47
SPEAKER_02: I think in this stage of the game, they're just like, no new, like, I think.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm maybe I'm giving this in too much credit.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and in fairness, I mean, we're not running counterfeit organization and running with gang friends, and we're still kind of like no new friends.
11:04
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: We're also a little bit more survival mode than they are.
11:36
SPEAKER_02: I feel like they're just they're react, they're react, they're just they're not proactive, they're reactionary.
11:42
SPEAKER_02: So we're proactively hate.
11:45
SPEAKER_00: Reactive different proactive, reactive.
11:47
SPEAKER_02: What did I say?
11:49
SPEAKER_00: Reactionary?
11:51
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
11:52
SPEAKER_02: Leave me alone.
11:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm drinking water and not alcohol.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: So my brain's not working.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness, drink up.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't I mean, I have alcohol, but I don't want any.
12:04
SPEAKER_02: I did have my chocolate espresso mantini with my daughter last night.
12:07
SPEAKER_02: We went out, mother-daughter drinking.
12:12
SPEAKER_02: It's amazing.
12:14
SPEAKER_02: So Tyler's working at a he got big things happening.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: He's working as a security at a jeweler.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: And Annie invites Tyler over to see how's the new job going?
12:30
SPEAKER_02: And he goes, nothing.
12:32
SPEAKER_02: He's like, she's like, how's it like new and exciting?
12:34
SPEAKER_02: He's like, not so much.
12:36
SPEAKER_02: She goes, So how do you what did you think about making it exciting?
12:40
SPEAKER_02: And she starts off without no hesitation.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: Ruby is using her little wheel around, her little hover round.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: The hover around, I want one so bad.
12:50
SPEAKER_02: And she's recording what's going on in the store.
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SPEAKER_02: They're doing, and then look, Beth and Annie are looking over schematics and cameras and all that other stuff.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: And then finally they get together, and Annie goes, it's gonna take too long and it's gonna be too hard to get in.
13:09
SPEAKER_02: Or too hard, like it's gonna, we can't it's not gonna, it's not gonna work out.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: Beth goes, it's perfect.
13:15
SPEAKER_02: And that's when you're like, huh.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're like something something, didn't they say like, oh, it's like a suicide mission or something?
13:22
SPEAKER_02: Suicide mission, yeah.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: And you're like, what the fuck are they up to?
13:28
SPEAKER_00: You're like, hmm.
13:29
SPEAKER_02: Plot twist.
13:31
SPEAKER_02: So the ladies go in, they go in for the kill in the nick of time, they smashing the the displays, taking all the jewelry, and they do it a pretty good time.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: Like it's kind of like Ocean's Eight, kind of good.
13:49
SPEAKER_02: Just joking.
13:49
SPEAKER_02: That that good.
13:50
SPEAKER_02: Did you see Ocean's Eight?
13:53
SPEAKER_01: No, you didn't, did you?
13:54
SPEAKER_00: I didn't I saw the only the first one.
13:55
SPEAKER_00: Was that 11?
13:58
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
14:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay, Ocean's Eight was add to all the oceans and it backtracks, and it's no definitely sister, which is Sandra Bullock.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: It's really good.
14:12
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, you can see Ocean's Eight without seeing the other ones, and it's like you know power, like Nana's in it.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: No, you know damn well I can't do that.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: So go watch the other ones so you can watch Ocean's Eight, please.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, hold on.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: I'll just go quit my jobs and my family.
14:30
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
14:34
SPEAKER_00: Only priorities, Lisa.
14:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
14:37
SPEAKER_01: Stupid me.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: I know.
14:42
SPEAKER_02: Beth is about to smash in the last one, and the guy's like, it's already unlocked.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: She's oh gee, thanks, appreciate it.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: So they are waiting for Tyler.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: And here comes the dump to dump.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: We see what happens in the first scene of this episode.
14:57
SPEAKER_02: He has his coffee and the donuts.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: And they're like looking at him, like, what the fuck?
15:04
SPEAKER_02: Stop us.
15:06
SPEAKER_02: And then he's handcuffing Annie.
15:09
SPEAKER_02: He's like, She's like, what the fuck were you?
15:12
SPEAKER_02: He goes, I didn't get the he goes, she goes, Oh, she goes, donuts?
15:15
SPEAKER_02: Really?
15:16
SPEAKER_02: He goes, I thought this was happening tomorrow, not today.
15:22
SPEAKER_02: So the next thing you see them sitting across from DL Dave, I can't say this without smiling, and Agent Hat Mess.
15:32
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, oh, well, you know, there's always that casino we can do.
15:36
SPEAKER_02: Like they go and do all the shit that they can do.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: Like, hook us up.
15:40
SPEAKER_00: They're sitting, yeah, because they're sitting there like children who have been sent to the principal's office.
15:45
SPEAKER_02: They think it's hysterical.
15:46
SPEAKER_02: Because those who watch enough TV like we do, you know, when someone's a CI, they the FBI or whoever CI they are will bail them out of what trouble they get into so they can continue having them out on the street.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: So they're like, fine, either pay us or we're gonna have to just make a living our own way.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: He goes, you know what?
16:05
SPEAKER_02: Fuck it.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: You're going in.
16:07
SPEAKER_02: Like, what fuck it?
16:08
SPEAKER_02: We what it's over with.
16:10
SPEAKER_02: She goes, I guess you don't want me to go to that meetup with um Rhea with the boss.
16:17
SPEAKER_02: With the boss.
16:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, fuck.
16:19
SPEAKER_02: Like, I guess, guess we kind of had to pay the bitches.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: So Ruby's back home, and you see her counting out stacks of bills, which one day I would love to do that.
16:30
SPEAKER_02: I like the way Stan is like, oh, okay, this is where we're at now.
16:35
SPEAKER_02: She goes, he's like, oh, is it real or fake?
16:38
SPEAKER_02: He's just like, whatever.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: So she gives him a plan to help with his things with the fake bags.
16:46
SPEAKER_02: And she tells him, like, you know, you guys are selling fake fakes.
16:49
SPEAKER_02: You can get more money out of, you can sell them for higher prices if you sell like really good ones.
16:55
SPEAKER_02: Like, I have one fake Louie that is in is better, it's better quality than the actual real, than my real Louie.
17:06
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, you could actually make more money.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: So she's put him on to the game, which is I love this.
17:13
SPEAKER_02: Couple who crimes together stays together.
17:17
SPEAKER_02: Annie arrives to take her GED test and tries to pay off the proctor, and he's like, You can sit your ass down.
17:25
SPEAKER_02: So she's like, Great, okay, this is she Annie Annie's.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: Now it's time for Beth Beth to meet the boss.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: DL and Hot Mess wire up, and their advice to her if she gets into trouble was to improvise.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: Great, great.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: While this is happening, Josh shows up at Annie's house, three sheets to the wind, and he goes, I just came from a stag party.
17:56
SPEAKER_02: She's like, What?
17:57
SPEAKER_02: And those of us who watch TV like you and I do, um, know that that's his bachelor party.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: Over the pond, across the pond, they called it a stag hen and stag.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: Hen is a bachelorette, stag is the bachelor party.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: But anywho, even I knew that.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
18:15
SPEAKER_02: I said, even I knew that.
18:16
SPEAKER_02: Right, even Lisa knows that.
18:17
SPEAKER_02: And she doesn't watch movies or anything.
18:19
SPEAKER_02: So how would he's going through, she's like, it's just Kofi.
18:24
SPEAKER_02: He's doing the whole jitters thing.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: And she he's like, she doesn't, she goes, I had to poop.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's why he kicked her house because he had to poop.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: And he lights it up.
18:39
SPEAKER_02: He's like, don't go in there for a couple of days, maybe a week.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: And he says she doesn't poop.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Because he's like, Well, don't you poop at her house?
18:49
SPEAKER_02: He's like, No, it smells like Gardenia.
18:51
SPEAKER_02: She's like, Well, that's just to cover the set of her poop.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: He goes like, no, she really doesn't poop.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: She gets really, really clean, so she really doesn't have any waste.
18:59
SPEAKER_02: That's weird as fuck.
19:01
SPEAKER_00: Is that even actually possible at all?
19:04
SPEAKER_00: It's not, right?
19:05
SPEAKER_00: Like, there's no way.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: And I don't mean to sound like a real idiot, but like there's there's just there's no way, right?
19:13
SPEAKER_02: No, there's no way, because no, no matter what you ingest, it's going to come out.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: No matter how clean it is.
19:19
unknown: Yeah.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: If you eat nothing but lettuce, it's going to come out.
19:22
SPEAKER_02: Like.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that I know.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: But also I I eat my lettuce, you know, with the healthy side of like chips and salsa.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: So Lisa's a resident rabbit and she loves her.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: Make sure she's not rabbit though.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: She might have a rabbit day, but she's not a rabbit rabbit.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: Say that three times fast.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I did eat my salad last night every night.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: And it comes out, right?
19:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: But also, like I said, it's not like I eat very clean.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: I, you know, that's it's balance.
20:02
SPEAKER_02: Everything in moderation.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: Like, I eat salad, but then I also eat, you know, like fried chicken, so and Chinese food.
20:11
SPEAKER_00: And chips and salsa.
20:13
SPEAKER_02: So as a person who lived about six, seven years of her life eating very clean, I gotta get back to it.
20:22
SPEAKER_02: It's just so depressing to have to cook with myself.
20:25
SPEAKER_02: It comes out.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: It's still gonna come out.
20:29
SPEAKER_02: But Annie asks him a very perceptive question.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: She's asking him, is it that you want to be with me or you just don't want to be with her?
20:37
SPEAKER_02: And pretty much like we know the answer.
20:40
SPEAKER_02: Leave me alone.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: But as they're having that thank you for dealing with me, hug, you know, thanks for being there for me, hug.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: Here comes Ben.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: He's like, Why aren't I surprised?
20:52
SPEAKER_02: She's like, it's not what you think.
20:53
SPEAKER_02: He's like, you're begging your shrink.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: She's like, no, it's not.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: He's like, but you're sneaking out.
20:58
SPEAKER_02: And she goes, No, I'm doing my GED test.
21:01
SPEAKER_02: I took my GED test again.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: So Jim Ben is obviously happy for her.
21:05
SPEAKER_02: So yay.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: Um, of course, it took her like forever because her neighbor's Wi-Fi sucks.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: But she's able to finally check her test.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: And she found with Ben that she's gonna be.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: She's like holding the laptop up in the shower.
21:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
21:22
SPEAKER_00: Trying to get a signal.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: So she passed, and I like the fact that she found out she passed with Ben.
21:29
SPEAKER_02: So that was a beautiful moment.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: Stan comes home and tells Ruby that he got his cut from her idea.
21:36
SPEAKER_02: And the living room is littered with fake bags.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: As far as the eye can see, I would totally buy a fake Chloe.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm not above buying a fake bag.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: I miss Canal Street.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: And of course, how much money they make would depend on how much they can actually sell the bags for.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, stop.
21:56
SPEAKER_02: Pause.
21:56
SPEAKER_02: I skipped the whole section.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
21:59
SPEAKER_02: Beth meets Rio.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: And she goes to meet the boss.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: And it's his granny.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: And I am not surprised.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: So she's having a little picnic with his whole family.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: Like, can you imagine how many women date men and never meet their family?
22:19
SPEAKER_02: She has a couple of cookies and does some illegal business transactions.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: She's meeting the family.
22:23
SPEAKER_02: I mean, she got everything.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: I know.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: I know.
22:27
SPEAKER_02: Like, if you haven't met Dude's family, you need, you know, you need to know where you stand if you haven't met the family.
22:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but maybe some dudes just take you to meet their family because they want you to be more than what you're doing.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: Comfortable when they fuck you over.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: At one point, so you have Rio's cus customer.
22:46
SPEAKER_02: Rio's cousin kind of like asking the hard questions.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: Rio actually puts his hand on Beth's back, dangerously close to the wire.
22:59
SPEAKER_02: So she excuses herself.
23:00
SPEAKER_02: She goes to take the wire off, and she's freaking out because she can't find anywhere to put it.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: She hides it behind the shelving of books.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: I know where I would have put it.
23:13
SPEAKER_01: Where would you put it?
23:14
SPEAKER_00: I would have put it where he where nobody was gonna find it that night because I wasn't gonna let myself get into that situation.
23:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh not a grandma's house.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: So But the Y is like a box, too.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: Like there's a box to the Y.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: It would have fit.
23:29
SPEAKER_00: You got you could a baby could come out of there.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: I know you don't know that part.
23:33
SPEAKER_00: You would have she would have been fine.
23:35
SPEAKER_00: And if she didn't put it in, she just went out.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: I do know that part, Lisa.
23:38
SPEAKER_02: Just because I didn't know that part.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: She could have just put it in her panties still.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Like it didn't have to go in.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: She still could have just put it in her panties.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: He wasn't gonna, you know.
23:52
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he might have, but that would have been a lot easier to like brush away in grandma's house than on the back.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: She's saying.
24:02
unknown: Okay.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why you look at me like that.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: You said it could fit in there, so I'm just like, okay.
24:08
SPEAKER_02: Then you kind of insulted me, but okay.
24:10
SPEAKER_02: Um so I insulted.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, how did I insult you?
24:15
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I know you don't know about that part.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, not exactly.
24:20
SPEAKER_00: That's not an insult.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it kind of sells my intelligence just a little bit there, but okay.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't just a little bit there.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't insulting your intelligence.
24:31
SPEAKER_00: I meant from experience.
24:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: So he walks in after she hides it, and he goes, So I guess you figured it out.
24:40
SPEAKER_02: And she's like, figure what out?
24:42
SPEAKER_02: Grams loves Grisham, as the title of this episode is.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: Um they do a little, they get a little bit of close.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: She goes to take his pants off.
24:54
SPEAKER_02: He's like, uh-uh.
24:56
SPEAKER_02: He just pulls her dress up.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: That's a quickie, that was a hot quickie, and I'm here for that.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: As he's leaving, he goes, By the way, they like you.
25:07
SPEAKER_02: And I guess he does too.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: Like he likes her well enough.
25:12
SPEAKER_02: Doing the whole you know moment, Agent Hotmes goes, What is she doing?
25:19
SPEAKER_02: DL goes, she's improvising.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: Then I was like, DL would know about that, but that's just my personal opinion.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: I think most adults would know that, but Agent Hotmes is a little bit more socially stunted, so that's why she doesn't know that.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:38
SPEAKER_00: Like you and I would have figured it out.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: And we're not like on the DL.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: So, like you just would have well, I just think about of the two, he would have.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
25:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what I meant.
25:51
SPEAKER_02: Like, of the two, he definitely would have.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: And you know, we just like sex.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: So we I don't know me.
26:01
SPEAKER_02: I probably would assume that even if they weren't, I wouldn't just assumed it because that's where my mind goes.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: A hundred percent.
26:09
SPEAKER_00: As soon as I was the right answer.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: As soon as I heard one heavy breath, I would have been like, oh, hey now.
26:16
SPEAKER_02: You're an all-star.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: Get you cave on, go, go.
26:19
SPEAKER_00: I would have been like, I'm listening.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm listening.
26:23
SPEAKER_00: I want to hear the ass clap.
26:25
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: I just got a visual.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
26:32
SPEAKER_00: Lisa.
26:33
SPEAKER_00: You know you would have been too, and everybody would have been.
26:35
SPEAKER_00: And if you say no, you're fucking lying.
26:38
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
26:40
SPEAKER_02: We need to be able to get a part-time job with some kind of agency so we can surveil just to listen to that.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
26:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: I think I should be a sex phone operator.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: Is anybody hiring?
26:53
SPEAKER_00: I could always use another job.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: And I like the work-from-home aspect.
26:59
SPEAKER_02: And the whole, like, I can see you doing, like, saying the nastiest shit as you're knitting and watching the office.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: Jackie's yes.
27:10
SPEAKER_00: Or maybe SVU.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: You never know.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, whatever.
27:14
SPEAKER_02: Like the most unsexiest thing you will be doing as you're sitting there talking about.
27:20
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely shit.
27:22
SPEAKER_02: And I'm pretty sure every phone sex operator is doing the same thing.
27:25
SPEAKER_02: They're probably like someone else.
27:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and if they're not, I think they're doing it wrong.
27:30
SPEAKER_00: But if you own a sex hotline and you need an operator, just, you know, text the show.
27:39
SPEAKER_00: Let us know.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: We're I think we're both in at this point.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: I'm in her hands.
27:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm in.
27:47
SPEAKER_00: I'll make sure I have a cold.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow, that's a funny thing.
27:52
SPEAKER_00: I will give myself a cold.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: As we know, I sound better when I'm sick.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: So I will I got I would stay.
28:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh I I got everything you need right here.
28:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay, anyway.
28:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, baby.
28:09
SPEAKER_00: And here come all the unsolicited dick pics.
28:12
SPEAKER_00: Great.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: You know what would be really sad if we don't forget those.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: Like I feel like I'll be offended.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: If you send an unsolicited dick pic, I'm gonna judge it and post it.
28:25
SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna I'm gonna embarrass your dick.
28:28
SPEAKER_00: So don't do that.
28:31
SPEAKER_00: Don't do it.
28:33
SPEAKER_00: I will make you cry.
28:35
SPEAKER_00: I hope they do so we can't make them cry.
28:37
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: And we know what part of the 62 million they are part of.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Dean is very back at the Bullmann's house.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: Dean is extremely frustrated.
28:48
SPEAKER_02: He has a three-block radius of his house.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: He rebuilt his bike so he can't.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: Because you saw the guys.
28:55
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
28:56
SPEAKER_00: On some days, I wish I had a three-block radius of my house.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: You're like, sorry, can't.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, we have the blueprint for that now.
29:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that that's we've been watching it.
29:12
SPEAKER_00: We can I don't know if we're gonna have to get a we've been taking notes.
29:16
SPEAKER_00: We're fine.
29:17
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
29:18
SPEAKER_02: Watching the what are they biking?
29:21
SPEAKER_00: Are they like a just I want to say like a bike game, but it's it's like a biking club.
29:26
SPEAKER_02: The unofficial biking club.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bicycling club.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: I think we need to say bicycling so we can understand.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Cycling.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: Bicycling.
29:36
SPEAKER_00: Bicycling.
29:37
SPEAKER_00: Bicycling.
29:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
29:41
SPEAKER_00: What is all bicycling?
29:43
SPEAKER_00: A bicycling club.
29:47
SPEAKER_00: Because we're idiots, that's why.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be saying that the whole day.
29:52
SPEAKER_02: You know that, right?
29:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: Good.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Over and over.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: Bicycling.
29:56
SPEAKER_00: You say that and you can think of me.
29:57
SPEAKER_00: Bicycling.
29:58
SPEAKER_00: Bicycling.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's gonna be like you're gonna make that into a new position.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you're gonna make that into a position.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna make something dirty out of it.
30:10
SPEAKER_00: Alright, I gotta think about what a bicycling position would be.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're gonna make it dirty.
30:15
SPEAKER_02: Why someone be like, actually, this is what I'm waiting for that text.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: Actually, it's already been.
30:22
SPEAKER_00: It's already definitely gotta be something.
30:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:24
SPEAKER_00: As we go, at least it's Googling now.
30:27
SPEAKER_00: Everything was something.
30:28
SPEAKER_00: I should.
30:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm not, but I should.
30:31
SPEAKER_02: So when Beth comes home, obviously Dean is just a little full on looking at the guys just riding their bicycles without him.
30:39
SPEAKER_02: And he feels like it's a whole new prison for him.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: Beth then asks the kids to turn the TV up.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: Dean has more FOMO.
30:49
SPEAKER_02: He's having FOMO?
30:50
SPEAKER_02: Is that what you said?
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
30:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: I had a glitch of the There was a glitch of the Matrix.
30:55
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
30:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
30:57
SPEAKER_02: Bethesda.
31:00
SPEAKER_02: And then she gets to talking.
31:03
SPEAKER_00: So that's the end of the episode.
31:06
SPEAKER_00: I feel like that scene with Rio and Beth.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: And I I know like you can't really answer because I don't remember.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: Or don't know.
31:20
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know.
31:21
SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't I I hate when you're like, oh, I don't remember because that's bullshit.
31:24
SPEAKER_00: Because like you still understand the nuance of oh, I thought you'll be something else comic.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: I thought you're gonna be something else.
31:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, yes and no.
31:34
SPEAKER_00: But like it made me kind of question, like, you know, in the last episode, he undressed her to check if she was wearing a wire.
31:44
SPEAKER_00: Not the last episode, I think the episode before that.
31:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, whatever.
31:47
SPEAKER_00: Right.
31:47
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, he previously undressed her to check for a wire.
31:52
SPEAKER_00: Was that what he was doing now?
31:55
SPEAKER_00: Or and did it like is is that what was in his mind?
32:00
SPEAKER_00: But then because she came on to him, he was like, Well, maybe this is a way I can get both.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: I think he would have checked before he sat her down with his family.
32:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
32:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
32:17
SPEAKER_00: I mean it's that seems more logical, yes.
32:23
SPEAKER_00: But I don't know, or or was it just like was it just that like element of sneakiness and danger and you know all of those kinds of things?
32:38
SPEAKER_00: Was it to keep her into him?
32:45
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
32:46
SPEAKER_00: Like I don't know, like that part just really had you know the the red string going.
32:57
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
32:59
SPEAKER_00: Like it just seemed like, you know, one minute he's kinda like no and and what the fuck, and and the next minute he's like, come meet grandma.
33:08
SPEAKER_00: Like So I d I don't know.
33:11
SPEAKER_00: But um I don't I don't think I have anything else on this on this episode.
33:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: Next episode.
33:21
SPEAKER_00: I think it's Carolyn with a Y.
33:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, Carolyn with the Y.
33:27
SPEAKER_00: What other letter would you put there?
33:29
SPEAKER_00: Isn't it always a Y?
33:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
33:32
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that's not my name.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: L-I-N-E.
33:37
SPEAKER_00: That's Caroline.
33:39
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, thank you for uh hanging out with us and listening to this episode.
33:43
SPEAKER_00: Text us for stuff and you know, visit assassinstips.com for all the ways.
33:51
SPEAKER_00: Don't drink and drive drunk responsibly, and until next time, I am Lisa.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: And I am Agnes.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: And we are out of here.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: See you later.
34:00
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of glitch in the Matrix, do you remember the story I told you about Krista having my glitch in the matrix with me?
34:13
SPEAKER_02: With the car?
34:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's not re driving off the lot.
34:16
SPEAKER_02: I was like, no, I'm upstairs at my desk.
34:18
SPEAKER_02: She's like, no, I saw you remember.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: I don't ask me why I checked this or something, made me check it around that same period.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Give or take a day or two.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't know exactly when they did it, but CERN was starting the re the awakening period of their particle accelerator, the particle accelerator.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: They are starting to wake up the accelerator from its week.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: They had like a winter shutdown.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: They shut down for the winter.
34:51
SPEAKER_02: Within a couple of days of that situation, they were starting to process open again.
34:55
SPEAKER_02: They were reawakening it.
34:57
SPEAKER_02: I was like, hmm, did that cause the glitch?
35:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
35:01
SPEAKER_02: We never know.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: That's a real stretch, but okay.
35:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
35:06
SPEAKER_02: This particular situation, maybe.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: But when you're messing with particles and trying to recreate dark matter, you're trying to say not impossible, I guess.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: Someone knows the house shit.
35:18
SPEAKER_02: How many glitches do you think we've may have been a part of?
35:22
SPEAKER_02: We just don't know.
35:23
SPEAKER_00: That's interesting.
35:24
SPEAKER_00: I think you need some red strings now.
35:26
SPEAKER_00: My red strings are based on science, at least.
35:30
SPEAKER_00: Everything is science if you back it up far enough.
35:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, yours is based on TV shows.
35:37
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, but like the science of TV shows.
35:41
SPEAKER_00: By a scientific method to them.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: So like thus, science.