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THE DISCLAIMER: Dish Duty · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: YouTube, and TikTok. Or raw doggies.
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  Speaker 1: Four to seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 2: On Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, g'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: How are you, Jay?
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  Speaker 2: Spritely, man?
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  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 4: I was just saying. I was not happy waking up
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  Speaker 4: this morning. I was effing and jeffing.
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  Speaker 2: Just telling the fellas, before you got here, I woke
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  Speaker 2: up at 1.45. Oh, good. That's my earliest one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I did get a couple of snoozes in later, but
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  Speaker 2: I was awake till about 4. I said, I've got
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  Speaker 2: to get to sleep before the birds come. It'd be
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  Speaker 2: a good movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to get to sleep before the birds come.
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  Speaker 2: Or you can.
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  Speaker 4: Or just a comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Of you versus a bird, like that Rowan Atkinson versus
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  Speaker 3: a bee one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Man versus bird.
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  Speaker 2: There's fucking dozens of the bastards out there. I actually
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  Speaker 2: burst out laughing... It was the day before some other bird.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck it is.
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  Speaker 1: Just tweeting away.
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  Speaker 2: The ambulance version of a bird. Right. The same volume. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Weird as fucking thing. Unreal.
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  Speaker 1: I woke up not yesterday morning, the morning before at two.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: After a shocking, shocking anxiety dream.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
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  Speaker 4: Which I'll tell you about off air because it's not
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  Speaker 4: appropriate for on air, which I think you guys will
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  Speaker 4: probably find very amusing.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so this was after dinner at my place?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I triggered Jay somehow with what I do.
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  Speaker 1: It was a shocker, man. But I woke up in
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  Speaker 1: a cold sweat just going, oh, fuck. And then I went, no.
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  Speaker 4: Because my normal thing is to get up in that situation.
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  Speaker 2: Rip a vape.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no. So I went, no, no, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing that.
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  Speaker 4: So instead I just lay in bed for about two
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  Speaker 4: hours wide awake.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, good one. Just running it through your head. I
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  Speaker 2: was just dreaming about the Warriors.
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  Speaker 1: It's tough to take, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: We'll have to do a debrief on the show, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't get much of one, though,
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  Speaker 2: do you? Because you're talking a gub.
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  Speaker 1: Even my wife was effing and jeffing. Was effing and jeffing.
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  Speaker 2: Was she? Yeah, a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: But how good Eden Park, man.
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  Speaker 3: It looked great.
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  Speaker 1: It was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty cool. I drove through Kingsland there
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  Speaker 2: during the day. It was getting off, man. It was
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  Speaker 2: so cool.
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  Speaker 4: I bet.
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  Speaker 2: It made me really, really happy. Yes. Just rammed. Such
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  Speaker 2: a great place for it. All the bars. It's your
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  Speaker 2: own little Caxton Street. Yeah, it is. It's a good
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  Speaker 2: little setup. It should. Great.
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  Speaker 3: But because the kind of All Blacks and stuff, they
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  Speaker 3: don't really have raucous party kind of fans. So it's just,
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  Speaker 3: the vibe's good during an All Blacks game. But during
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  Speaker 3: that Waz game, it would have been fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was fizzing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was fizzing.
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  Speaker 1: God, I'm gutted I missed it.
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  Speaker 3: What, Kingsland?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The fizz? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They would have loved having you there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were shouting out at me, where's Ody J?
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  Speaker 2: He's coming, he's coming. I want to miss it, man.
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  Speaker 3: He's steaming it.
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  Speaker 1: I think we started about Caxton Street.
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  Speaker 2: No, I enjoyed the game. It was great. Disappointing result.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard, it's hard. It's a long year, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: It's a long year. It's a long year.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fucking long year.
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  Speaker 2: It's a long year to have it end like that,
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  Speaker 2: I've got to say.
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  Speaker 3: I was eating leftover lasagna.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because my coffee table folds up and you can eat
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  Speaker 3: on the couch. So I was sitting on the couch
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  Speaker 3: there eating leftover lasagna, drinking leftover red wine, just effing
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  Speaker 3: and jeffing a wee bit. Just gutted, actually. I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: even swearing. I was just gutted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter ran a tally of about $ 27. She
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  Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to say $ 1 to me every time I swore.
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  Speaker 2: She'd run a tally and she went, She said, booyah,
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  Speaker 2: she said. Right. Yeah. What, who, who?
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  Speaker 4: I actually, funnily enough, Mokey, I was thinking of you
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  Speaker 4: when I was watching that game going, I wonder if Frankie's,
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  Speaker 4: you know, getting the old money into a kitty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Who owes you the most?
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  Speaker 2: Who owes who?
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  Speaker 3: Who owes you the most? Who caused the most F-bombs?
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Because for me, it's Ali Leotawa.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't notice anything from him. That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's just that's, honestly, there was just a few. And
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  Speaker 3: he almost scored that try.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just defensive plays and just little dumb things defensively.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Who's the halfback? Not Tahiri Martin, the other guy?
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  Speaker 2: Tamairi Martin.
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  Speaker 3: Tamairi Martin, Chanel Harris-Tavita.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had me effing and jeffing. A couple of
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  Speaker 4: crucial missed tackles. A couple of really shit kicks.
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  Speaker 2: The kicking was shit. Yeah, the kicks was not good.
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  Speaker 1: The kicking was shit. It was like, oh, man.
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  Speaker 4: Mind you, they did say, we'll get into this in
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  Speaker 4: the show, obviously. They did say before the game it
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  Speaker 4: was not good conditions for kicking because it was swirling all.
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  Speaker 2: Over the place.
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  Speaker 3: You put it up fucking high.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: To make it hard. Put it above Greg Marju, who
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  Speaker 3: sucks at taking high balls.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's good listening. And it's live.
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  Speaker 2: What are you listening to there? Oh, me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's quite specific.
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  Speaker 3: And iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: What? Cheers.
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  Speaker 3: The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Well, we'll talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: But we need you guys to know that... my dishwasher
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  Speaker 3: packed up after I thought I fixed it oh no
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  Speaker 3: so I loaded up my.
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  Speaker 2: Kitchen bench this is after come dine with the fellas
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  Speaker 2: Keezy Keezy had a house full of dishes and his
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  Speaker 2: dishwasher packed up it was good stuff we left him to.
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  Speaker 3: It it broke straight away and like my bench this
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  Speaker 3: is the most dishes I've ever had to do and
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  Speaker 3: I went star and it just shat itself and I
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  Speaker 3: was like fuck so I thought I fixed it started
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  Speaker 3: working fucked out again I just went to bed I
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  Speaker 3: was like I can't deal with this yeah good I
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  Speaker 3: was dealing with the idea of hand washing a billion
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  Speaker 3: things yeah But the next morning I was in the
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  Speaker 3: park because I got up, had a coffee, pulled the
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  Speaker 3: side off the dishwasher, managed to fix it, and then
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  Speaker 3: got through all the dishes.
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  Speaker 2: And it was fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How was it?
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  Speaker 3: It had overflowed due to something went in the filter
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  Speaker 3: and made it overflow. And then I pulled out the
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  Speaker 3: filter and cleaned it. But there's a bit underneath that
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  Speaker 3: catches water. And if it senses there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: water in there, it won't turn on.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So I pulled it out, mopped up that water, cleaned
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  Speaker 3: the filter, and it was fine.
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  Speaker 2: Happy days.
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  Speaker 4: We– and I think you were probably similar, Mogi. Ours
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  Speaker 4: took about two days to clear all the dishes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 4: But also, like our dishwashers– got a really small capacity
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  Speaker 4: is it one.
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  Speaker 3: Of those draw ones yeah it's.
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  Speaker 4: It's fucking annoying actually and so you can only load
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  Speaker 4: it up so much um but yeah it was a
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  Speaker 4: fucking pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 3: Are you like my parents where you don't use the
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  Speaker 3: dishwasher because you like hand washing the dishes no i've.
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  Speaker 2: Got a mate who's like that i don't get it
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  Speaker 2: yeah neither.
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  Speaker 4: I do like i don't mind hand washing dishes but
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  Speaker 4: no i'm not but.
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  Speaker 3: Mom and dad will be like oh it's not enough
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  Speaker 3: to Turn on the dishwasher because they've got a full-size dishwasher.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And so I'll go around there and I'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: so I'll just put this in the dishwasher and I'll
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  Speaker 3: open the dishwasher and, like, fucking spiderwebs are in there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll put a dish in there. No, don't put
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  Speaker 3: that in there. Yeah. Just put it next to the sink.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just wash it, you lazy bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe if it's just two of you.
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  Speaker 3: They just love it. Just love mucking in.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because if there is just two of you,
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  Speaker 4: you're only getting a few dishes and you might as
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  Speaker 4: well just bang them out.
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  Speaker 3: Could you tell my missus that?
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  Speaker 2: Sure. Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, in lockdown, I don't think I told you guys,
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  Speaker 3: but we had to have a chat about reusing the
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  Speaker 3: same mug and cup.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't have a dishwasher and I was hand washing everything.
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  Speaker 3: I was always on dishes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, holy fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get a fresh one out every time.
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  Speaker 3: Just without thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh spoon.
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  Speaker 1: It's out, right? Like my daughter is so bad.
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  Speaker 4: We will have, I swear to God, in one day,
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  Speaker 4: 20 cups.
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  Speaker 2: Should we open the show with us?
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  Speaker 1: 20 cups.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Lucy's the same.
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  Speaker 1: And glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, can you just fucking use one glass, please?
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  Speaker 3: And what else does she do?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, don't get me started.
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  Speaker 2: No, Lucy's the same.
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  Speaker 3: But she just, I've just noticed, there's so many times
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  Speaker 3: I've been like, geez, how many cups you got? And
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  Speaker 3: she'd be like, oh, sorry. She just doesn't notice, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is obviously just what she's like. Just floats around
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  Speaker 3: getting mugs out.
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  Speaker 1: Divorce, man.
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  Speaker 2: You reckon?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I'm thinking so.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I just, like, divorce her and then just go
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  Speaker 3: move to Bali for, like, a couple of months.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, man. Just say you're doing some groundwork.
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  Speaker 2: You're exploring maybe moving there. Yeah. Doing a bit of groundwork.
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  Speaker 2: And you're just over there just, you know. You know
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  Speaker 2: what you like. Yeah. Just. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Muck it in.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny, eh, because I watch a lot of videos
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  Speaker 4: of people that move to Bali, old fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, young woman.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I watched a lady talking about moving over there.
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  Speaker 2: He does.
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  Speaker 3: The other day on YouTube on Saturday or something, I
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  Speaker 3: watched the thing about an older lady who had moved
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  Speaker 3: to Bali and was talking about her overheads and how
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  Speaker 3: much it costs.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: But what I didn't realise is that you build a
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  Speaker 3: house there, someone owns the land, and you can only
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  Speaker 3: ever lease it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then once the lease is up, they get to
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  Speaker 3: keep the house and the land, and you can't do
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  Speaker 3: anything about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Which is great.
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  Speaker 4: There was one guy, this Aussie fella, and he was about.
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  Speaker 1: 65 or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: And he retired there, and it was in like a
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  Speaker 1: hotel kind of setup.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he had a room, television, toilet, you know, bathroom,
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  Speaker 4: all that sort of stuff. It was $ 30 a night,
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  Speaker 4: and he lived there permanently.
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  Speaker 3: In a hotel.
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  Speaker 4: It was kind of a hotel, but fucking hell, he
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  Speaker 4: had this like, And, you know, there was pools and
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  Speaker 4: all that sort of stuff. But he had his own
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  Speaker 4: little sort of balcony that overlooked this amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful courtyard. And he said, I love it.
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  Speaker 4: It's, you know, $ 30 a night.
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  Speaker 1: I live here permanently. I know all the staff. They
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  Speaker 1: look after me.
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  Speaker 2: I'd hate that.
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  Speaker 1: I hate hotel rooms. He was into it.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I wouldn't like that. One hotel room.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a fancy hotel room?
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  Speaker 1: It was really nice.
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  Speaker 2: Nah.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, really nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, not really. It was really big. Really big.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds, I hate big.
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  Speaker 4: 30 bucks a, yeah, like 200 bucks a week.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what it reminds me of?
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  Speaker 1: You could last a while doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Is the odd person has been suckered into thinking they're
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  Speaker 3: renting an apartment in downtown Auckland, but they're actually getting
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  Speaker 3: a room in the Heritage. And it's literally like an
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  Speaker 3: old hotel room.
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  Speaker 2: Those shitters, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're real shit. And a few people I know have
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  Speaker 3: done that.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing the Airbnb thing at the moment. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: always slightly dodgy with that.
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  Speaker 4: Because when we went to Vietnam, out of five places
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  Speaker 4: we stayed in, or maybe six, four of them were
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  Speaker 4: really good and two of.
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  Speaker 1: Them were just shithouse.
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  Speaker 2: This was for Aussie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for Aussie. Booked a couple more places.
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  Speaker 2: On the bright side, fellas, I'm not going to the
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  Speaker 2: old grand final. We're going to have to discuss this.
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  Speaker 3: I need to know what your plan is. But we'll
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  Speaker 3: discuss it on air because it's interesting. Hey, listen to
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  Speaker 3: The Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Or don't.
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  Speaker 3: Today, 6 till 10am. Tomorrow, 4 till 7pm.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.