Ep. 570: Tubqueso
MJ is the Lisa Barlow of P7 this week after losing iPads AND precious precious water bottle on a family trip! Get your time at the opera in because The Baldwins are a comin' next Sunday, Jackie's upped her bitchiness with much success and the blessing of one Ed Larson, Hilaria has peepee stickers for her baby Balds, Tori Spelling shows she's just like us by revealing she gets nude and makes her son give her massages for an allowance, SNL 50 brings in all the greats for a massive live special, Benny Blanco gave Selena Gomez a trail of chips to a bath tub of queso in their HOME BATH TUB for…
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