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#320 We Don't NEW ROOF the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank
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  you so much for patiently waiting. We are back. We are looking good.
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  We're we're well lit up, not just not just faded wise, but
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  you know, shout out to Globani, our electrician and what is it,
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  nas buddy. He hooked up these lights over the weekend. And we also
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  had some roofers come in and they fixed a whole couple of things. So
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  and pretty soon Ray's gonna have a camera on here whenever on Wednesdays. So
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  you know, he might have to get a couple things out of that way
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  in that table, but you know, nonetheless or I gotta do it for
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  him, but you know, because it's not his shit, but but uh,
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  you know what I'm saying, It's gonna be good. He's gonna have
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  a camera soon. Thank you so much everybody who bought some stuff over the
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  four twenty weekend. Every single one of your orders happened sent out. And
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  also the overwhelming amount of support on the telegram. I know everybody's curious about
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  the telegram. I know everybody is trying to wonder, hey, what's going
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  on with the telegram, But you got to go through a background check on
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  the telegram just to make sure I'm not dealing within no sketchy motherfucker's up in
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  here. But nah, like like I mean my background check, bro,
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  Like i'd be I'd be like, hey, FaceTime me, Oh that's a
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  pretty good one. Actually, Yeah, like i'd been, like I want
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  to know that, like the room that you're in is not like a fucking
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  government housing or something that you're in, like like hey, bitch, show
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  me you got a yard or something you ever had anyone. There's there's people
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  that I don't now under That'm like Disneyland, bro. I'm like, hey,
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  the funk out of here, bro, straight up? Uh? And
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  Jordan me is my co host? What's up? Xavier? What's up?
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  Dog? Has been a full week since I've been on. I didn't do
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  the Thursday show. You guys got crazy here? I can missed. Yeah,
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  I missed you guys. I missed it. Everyone was telling me you
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  guys were having a great time. Ship went down behind the scenes. I
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  don't know if we're allowed to talk about it. That's our most viewed stream
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  yeah on twitch y'all. And honestly, there was a time because half the
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  time I get hell of stressed, bro, when I start feeling in my
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  like because look, it's it's it's not it's one thing to be driving,
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  like when you're driving, when you when you're driving anything, bro, but
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  like when you're driving buzzles or high it's a little bit. Not that I'm
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  saying, I'm out here doing this shit, you know what I'm saying.
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  But but when you take that risk, and I know there's a lot of
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  us that probably have at some point regrettably, and uh, you know you're
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  you're a double time trying to make sure that everything's running right. So the
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  fact that women enjoying myself. There was times where like I'm having the right
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  side of my brain say, like, everything's a ship show right now.
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  Fuck, just too many people talking. And then the left side was like,
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  foo, we just enjoy this shit. The homies are here, everybody's
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  having fun. We're getting a staff tone couch in here, by the way,
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  shout out to staff tone. So table and the couch imagine, imagine
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  it's a mirror couch. So every furniture here we haven't bought except for the
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  chairs. Were about the chairs, like, but don't together. Yeah,
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  for god, we did that highest fucks that little that little table that we
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  got out of keys right there by raising. Yeah, I don't know.
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  We just didn't want to throw it away because we like built it. So
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  we're probably gonna have like different things. But all I'm saying is, um,
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  the what is it? The couch is gonna be right there. So
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  we're gonna have a little place for for somebody to sit down, no play
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  place, a little play place, and somebody could just sit down, maybe
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  like after the Green Thumb Show on Thursday, can come up here taking a
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  nap. You know, I'm saying, not big, not big of a
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  you can fall asleep on a love seat. But I'm just gonna look like
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  big feet hanging up. You ever remember playing with toys at the dentist office,
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  the lobby food, that toy that there's only one toy they have at
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  every dentist and physician's office. Bro that little thing with the fucking little circles,
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  the stupid thing, the stupid little fucking thing. I feel like I
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  feel like it was such I feel no offense stuff, no offense. Now
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  anybody parents out there, don't take this offensively, but I feel like that's
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  like an autism test. I feel like that has to do with I feel
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  like it goes deeper than that, and I feel that the people in the
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  lobby are taking an observation and how every kid plays with that shit and the
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  or like if they're because you know, autism has characteristics that you know you
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  might be like, no, my kid is just shy. It's like,
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  nah, fool, that fool has a condition, you know what I mean?
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  So like I feel that shirt and toys like that. Let the doctor
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  know a presense as like parent too, because parents don't pay that much.
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  Parents is like shut the fuck up most parents, most parents, most parents,
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  they work a lot. It's like stop at least, but in reality
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  you're supposed to be paying attention to see how this little motherfucker acts. Bro.
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  Like I was watching Kingdom of Monkeys Netflix, Netflix. Yeah, that
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  shit is tight up that monkeys run the Hello, Like if you being being
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  a monkey as gangsters fun bro, like being a gorilla or a chimps gangster
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  as fun bro. Those fools don't suck around? Would you learn? Give
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  me one or two who those fo's works? If like like all right,
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  look food, how cho the monkeys work alike? All right? So you
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  know how like George Perez will talk about He's like, yeah, if we
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  saw some food from another neighborhood and be like, what are you from?
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  Boot and if he's just something, we got him there up. Yeah,
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  yeah, if they have borders, so they had like they like they made
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  they all know. It's like, hey, during this time, it's arching
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  and golie fruits because these monkeys ain't over here, but around this time,
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  if they come over here and we're still eating, we're gonna throw down.
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  And then sometimes you know, like food, it gets Chris. So one
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  of the monkeys was like what he took a walk by himself, because they
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  fucking do that. Every one of them has a different personality. And the
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  other crew capped this fool sleeping. They beat that food to dad dog and
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  and then the other monkeys from that fool's gang fucking saw that food and they
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  saw the body and they were like, oh shit, this fool's dead.
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  So they fools start crying. This fool's rilled up a whole call, and
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  they call the other foods and then go start walking towards the other neighborhood where
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  that monkey's at. And these fools are the females females. The females gotta
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  throw down too when it comes with the babies in the back too. So
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  they yeah, dog with the babies and the back dog, and it was
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  it was fucking crazy, bro like like the way that like the way these
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  fools throw down. It's on some savage shit, bro, Like monkeys and
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  monkeys work on some real gangster ship. Bro. Well, don't they eat
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  I didn't know they et meat? Like there was there was a thing where
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  these fools killed the chicken or something and start eating it. Aren't they carnivores?
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  I don't think. I don't think chimnibals. Aren't they cannibals. I've
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  heard that they'll eat other babies, other chimp babies, maybe if it's retarded
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  or something. Maybe if it's retarded or something from another gang. I don't
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  know, if it like if they run into like the other gangs babies.
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  Cannibalism has been observed twice in East African chimpanzee populations. The thing is because
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  these a rare behavior. Yeah, it's because the thing is with these fools,
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  they have eagles and they have a personality as stupid as it seems though,
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  Like so it's very much like they're very much like us, where it's
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  like ten babies could be born one of them could be a serial killer,
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  but we have to watch out for these characteristics. Bro. Like the same
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  thing with these monkeys, bro, Like you know what's crazy, Like it's
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  dangerous to be a loner as a monkey, like you get you get caught
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  slipping. It's like being in jail. These fools are all like, oh,
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  you run with these fools, all right, We're gonna like yeah,
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  but if you run by yourself, they kill you any gang and and the
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  way you try to become homies with them is like you fucking walk up to
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  them and then it'll be like, hey, can I fucking pick your bugs
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  out? And then if the food returns the favor, you got accepted to
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  the game like you've been you've been brought in. And then if you do
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  that, the next day you meet in the same spot that fools like,
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  what's up, holmi? Are you clean my shop up pretty good? It's
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  like some gang shit, bro, monkey's on some gangsters ship. BROT,
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  Yeah, I didn't know that. You gotta like do it first for you
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  to be part of like the like in this like a little initiation, you
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  get jumped in. Nah, they're they're very violent though, dog, I
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  ain't gonna lie like these fools are very fucking strong. They're strong. Oh
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  dog, I used to think that like it tripped me out, but I
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  didn't notice these these fucking shots. The reason the whole tree fucking shakes is
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  because they're weight like you know what. I'm like, yeah, but no,
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  but it's it's their strength too, the way they fucking shake the show.
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  I'm like, bro, we try shaking a branch, were shaking it
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  like that, We ain't shaking it like that. Have you seen like like
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  a chimp baby it's pulled up. Somebody's gonna teach these foods to throw up
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  gang signs like like like we don't remember the you don't remember the chimp or
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  the monkey that worked for the cartel. We've talked about that. Oh yeah,
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  but he was like a pet though he still know how to shoot him
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  gun though he still knew how to shoot. Yeah, but I'm saying that's
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  like a that's like somebody said, what did you say? Those are words?
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  I say? The chimps food like we just gotta d but like give
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  them all a little patch. I know, you don't want to see this,
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  but I'm James Davis. I remember this. Davis survived horrific champ as
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  the attack out of California. Yeah. Have you seen his face? Yeah,
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  he ripped it all the who's gone gone? Yeah, But you know
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  those people at that time, the people that got their faces ripped off by
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  a chimp in the nineties, or like the two I don't want to do
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  the two Little gay the two little gay foods from Vegas, one of the
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  foods that got killed or whatever. The white lions. Yeah, with the
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  white lions, those fools had to get like reconstructive plastic surgery wasn't even at
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  its peak at that time. Got to check it out. These foods are
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  looking like the same, like PS one graphics when they're done, Like theses
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  have to get a fucking PS four rejuvenation thing when they get older. Because
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  your face is missing, bro, what would you rather have? Would you
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  rather lose an arm or a leg or get your face destroy like that?
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  I lose an armor leg If you had to choose the arm or leg,
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  definitely arm. Dog. I got walked at me too, walked dog.
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  I don't want everywhere I already I already. I thought about that, and
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  I was like, I would only take ARM just for the fact that I
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  would work with a company and be like, all right, I'm gonna paid
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  for the prosthetic, but you gotta give me that terminator arm, the one
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  where that food takes the robot and he's like you remember right, or he
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  does it in front of diceon. That's just crazy. That's the only way
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  I would take it. Be like, I want a company out there to
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  fuck it so I could one day do it and be like you guys watch
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  the coupe and just fucking take it off. That was a fucking crazy scene.
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  Bro, It wasn't an Ai. Huh. That wasn't an Ai.
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  Like, I know you like pictures, and I know you like for ship
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  for Instagram kind of more than me. Would you like getting near a white
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  tiger or those big baby and getting like the cats are two per devil one
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  wildcats, but domesticated cats are unpredictable as then as it is, you know
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  what I mean. I'm not gonna fuck around and find out with the big
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  wild one. I'll do it with the baby one, just like a baby
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  bear, like a little baby bear. That's cool. I'll hug it,
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  you know, even if it scratches me and might take a little pits some
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  piece of meat off. But you know, I'll survive it. I'll survive.
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  I'm not looking retarded this shit, you know what I'm saying. But
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  but, but all I'm saying is a big one, bro, Like that's
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  just too scary. Bro, Like you ever seen those foods and stick their
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  head in the gator? Oh yeah, that's nuts. But that's stupid.
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  Yeah, that's not I'm not doing that shit. Dog Like you can ride
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  a ball as a fice. I think I have to for once in my
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  life, just a real one, like the one, the real one,
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  the ones that they twist the balls like a real that's why. But you
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  know how they gets sucked up. It's fucked up. How they get the
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  ones where the foods that get they get kicked out the cowboys all so they
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  fucking torture these foods before they go off, like they beat that fool up.
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  They hit that food in the balls. It's kind of fucked up.
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  Would you write one if you've been angering it? I'm not gonna write I
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  would, just like you know that fear factors ship, you know how they
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  did it. Like if he's just a regular bull in a farm and he
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  has a saddle and it's like you just get on, I'll write it.
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  But if you've been kicking out fools balls for fucking two days and just like
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  starving him, I'm not getting near that bull dog that's the wild animal is
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  out for vengeance, like like a horse can kill you, bro, Like
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  I'm not trying to fuck with anything that is bigger than me, even if
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  it's domesticated somewhat. I love animals a lot, bro, but I know
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  you also gotta love and learn when to respect these foods because these motherfuckers.
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  If you don't know how to respect these fools, they're gonna teach you,
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  and sometimes that lesson is gonna be fatal. Like, so, then what
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  do you think about I'm sure you've read the article not too long ago this
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  these two pitpulls killed two babies or a pitpull killed two babies? Yeah,
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  what do you think happened there? They would say that the it would normal.
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  Do you think the fucking dog just had like the dog associated the baby's
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  crying or something like or a characteristic it did something triggered it or something triggered
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  it. And it's like if if the older like for all that we know
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  the like the dog. A dog is very impressionable in a sense where like
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  it's gonna learn to hate the same things you hate, bro, you know
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  what I mean. Like I've had dogs all my life and it's like I've
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  noticed that they'll bark. And certain people were like, I'll talk shit about
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  these people when when when I'm just at home and then when they show up,
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  just like yeah, fuck you too, like dogs like that, Like
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  how the fuck do you know? So that parent must have either hated noises
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  or maybe every time the baby cried, that fool was like just shut the
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  fuck up or something like that. No for real, but because the parents,
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  you have a breaking point. You have a breaking point, bro,
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  and and you think the dogs, I'm just gonna take care of it.
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  Yeah, and the dog, the dog was like the dog was probably like,
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  we don't like this fucking noise in this house. And that's ever since
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  you ever since you got here. The piece of quiet is yeahna WelCom yeah,
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  yes, because my my cat does that to when like when one of
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  the dogs barks for random random shit, just randomly barking and I like in
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  the nose that the noise, like my cat scratches that fool, like,
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  shut the fuck up, just scratches that fool. I'm like, all right,
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  no, that's cool. So I believe that these foods. So I
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  gotta ask you about the weekend because we are thinking, you see the fight.
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  I did see the fight, but let's go back to four twenty.
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  What happened? Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's seats.
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  I wish this is how this is our next time we have one of
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  these events, I'm gonna get the camera and keep it rolling like just Patreon,
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  because I wish I would have got this on Patreon. So we're all
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  nausea on fucking Thursdays after the show, right after this is right after the
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  show, because we were all like it was packed in here food right ry,
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  like it was backed bro like, and I'm surprised we've had like this
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  much people in this little studio that we got for the amount of space that
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  we got. It just doing it, but it becomes a cracking little vibe.
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  I been here. It felt like a Japanese nause bar. It actually
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  looked like a Japanese It looked like a Japanese, Uh regular bar just because
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  of the limited amount of space, Like we're all like scratch up because these
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  fools have small ass bars. So we're all chithering right here in Moses is
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  like yeah were step Stepton was doing Naus up, We're doing Oz and Moses.
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  You know he he wasn't facetiming Dee's one look like a little bit,
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  you know, like regular like slim, you know what I mean, So
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  like I mean spacetiming or like as in like me being nosy. I was
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  like, what are you doing Moses FaceTime me? What are your little goal
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  to detis and stuff? And then uh, we're really really I didn't see
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  that shout out to Moses, so I mean I didn't wonder what happened.
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  Happened can handle it. So where this was like oh yeah, we're over
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  here just gnausing it in the studio. And then he's like she's he's like
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  trying on the bust one of He's like, oh yeah, I remember here
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  was Steptoe right, And then he puts the camera to Steptoe right And the
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  midst of this, he's standing stepped on the city professionals are sitting down.
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  We're doing all the pros are shitty down. Yeah, that's pro tip,
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  pro tip from a profession. Sit the fuck down, Sit the fuck down,
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  fight a comfortable chair, even if you pass out when you're sitting down.
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  If you when you become a certain level of pro, you'll just go
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  into a nirvana state like I do. Well, no for real, Like
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  that's exactly what I do. Like this was will see me do it?
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  But noon, and if I'm tired, I'll sit there like this. Your
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  eyes do that too, they twitch. Your eyes are like twitch when they
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  close. Exactly. Yeah, I'll do this and I'll just be like you
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  know, and you fool. I'll hear everything that's going on. But my
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  mind is like, we need to rest for twenty minutes, bro, we
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  need like and I usually do it. When I snap out of it,
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  I come back for energize. So this fool he's like dozing it and he
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  shows it the stephtone and stephtone is like hi, he says, I to
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  the chick. And then when the phone goes back to this fool, right,
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  that's what it sounded like. That's what it. So I gotta do
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  the sound effects. This was like this with his phone. He's like he's
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  over there like you, and he does when of these things, like his
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  legs become weak. They locked in, so he looks like he's gonna sit
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  down, so he scrutches down, but there's no chair, and then he
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  fucking falls back dog and then and then his head hits the three empty the
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  three fucking tanks, and all the tanks fucking fall on the floor. And
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  they wouldn't like we're all we're all like, but they didn't hit like hard.
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  It was just like that little and then and knocked the other techs.
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  So we're like at first, everybody freaks out. We're like this, this
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  could be bad. He could die, you know what I mean, like
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  like like you know, make sure he's he's still, he's still consciously ship
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  this food. He was cool though, Oh my god, you guys remember
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  remember me this story I had so you know how you says, sit in
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  the chair, don't sit in every fucking chair, don't sit on the stool.
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  We were in the garage and and my dad's garage back in the day,
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  and my dad, you know aparents. My dad doesn't know what naz
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  is and he would let us drink in the garage. We're like seventeen eighteen,
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  like we don't get I didn't give a fuck, and we're fucking nas
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  it and there's this girl and we had stools like bar stools, you know,
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  we had like we and we played pool and we had the bar the
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  bar stools around there and everyone just sitting on the bar stools. Well,
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  this fucking dumb fat bitch sits on the bar stool and she hit in the
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  nas balloon and she leans forward and she fuck her said the garage floor put
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  a concrete slams the boots and all you see everybody at the party just like
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  kind of notice like party's over, yeah, kind of like that's it.
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  This bitch fucking the fucking her head. Will had like a big as lump
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  and she had that boucher cut. It was it should have popped open,
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  Like it was so big that he should have It would have been better if
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  it would have been if it would have popped open. It was not.
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  It was not a good looking like you said, it can ruin the day,
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  it can ruin the party. Didn't ruin the party here, no,
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  because he got right back up like the undertaker, like just like he kind
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  of got it, like he got back up. It just kept nausing it.
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  But then again that food does he does go hard like he does.
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  He does go hard, by the way, do you think he does not
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  with the start friends? Hey, what did they called? I forgot what
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  was the name they gave him on one on YouTube or Patreon? It was
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  sign or something like that. Yeah, what is it like? Because they
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  heard that, somebody was like, okay, I heard what happened? Yeah,
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  bro, they fucking called it. They I was tripping out, but
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  I fainted before. But now I just kind of got it, got it
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  into a whole just chill mode like it's it's not I honestly feel like sometimes
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  we doesn't even hit me hits you nah, But I just honestly the first
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  joint the in the morning doesn't hit. That's probably the most effective one.
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  Yeah, it's the best one. Yeah, with that RL yesterday. So
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  let's get into that, bro. So there are ladies and gentlemen. It
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  has been five years in the works, the whole distance of High and Hungry
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  who always tried to conquer Disneyland a Disneyline episode or just a Disney episode period.
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  But because it's one of the most strict strict theme parks, in southern
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  California. It's been very hard to bypass certain things. So we finally found
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  a way to make it happen. Big thank you to Caesar. And we
• 19:19
  we did one park, we did Disney's California Adventure, and it's the last
• 19:22
  day of the Food and Wine Festival and we got to try a whole bunch
• 19:26
  of things and things, and I was like, I'm not even gonna try
• 19:27
  to take a vaypain and I'm not gonna try to do none of this shit
• 19:30
  because I can't be blown smoke. So I'm gonna get really faded before the
• 19:33
  day starts. And I'm like, I'm gonna take our soul the terrange of
• 19:37
  ship, that big shit, the big the big terrange. That'd be really
• 19:38
  be talking about you when you recorded that. Yeah yeah, yeah no,
• 19:41
  so get down. Yeah. So I like right in the parking lot,
• 19:45
  like it's like in the parking and I was like, all right. I
• 19:47
  was stopped by the gas station about two high choose candy and I made like
• 19:48
  a little sandwich of rs so oil like and you're talking like it was it
• 19:55
  was a lot, right to be real, four hundred It looked like four
• 19:59
  hundred. I looked like four or five scar yeah, because that's like because
• 20:03
  the head went down to almost like to below the halfway point, and I
• 20:06
  was like, I didn't want to push it because I'm like, I still
• 20:07
  have to sound like pretty good. I have to the show consistent around being
• 20:12
  dude, like, so I have to be in my five cents. I'm
• 20:15
  gonna be high. Yeah, between I literally like, did I did.
• 20:21
  I want to say I did feel the hidden between waves, but I'm not
• 20:23
  gonna lie. But don more. You're saying I think I could have done
• 20:26
  the whole stringe and I think next time I am. I really think next
• 20:32
  time I am to really push it. I want to fucking walk out of
• 20:33
  there, like who I am? I am obliterated. If I'm the patron
• 20:40
  for whatever reason, we ever got like a thousand subscribers, would you do
• 20:42
  a month no week? I would do the opposite. I'll be like,
• 20:47
  we get to fucking three hundred subscribers, I'm doing the whole fucking RSUL need
• 20:52
  you know, because you know how fun it would be to watch us get
• 20:53
  really fucking high. You're just you're just asking them to pay for us to
• 20:56
  be on edge. Angry if you if you don't like me angry, You're
• 21:00
  not gonna like me more excited. I'm more excited about watching us get high
• 21:03
  for the first time again after a month of being sober. It would be
• 21:07
  a different show, Like like, I don't know it would be that to
• 21:08
  me, would be sober up the same, Yeah, like a month or
• 21:11
  a week just to be like, I don't know, because you're hard.
• 21:15
  You're telling me over here that you ain't that much raws in and you're like,
• 21:17
  I should have ate more. I'm like, okay, we might have
• 21:18
  a problem. So that four or five didn't take you down, didn't touch
• 21:22
  you, none, didn't phase me really, So like I maybe I was
• 21:26
  just on an autopilot. That's should too, he could like, because you
• 21:30
  know, I am at the happiest place on it, so I probably didn't
• 21:33
  really feel it. But there was time. I think it was when I
• 21:34
  started feeling like, like a little bit hot, and then I was like,
• 21:37
  we're sitting I think I felt it at the most when we were sitting
• 21:41
  down when I ate the nasty food. By the way, this is one
• 21:44
  of the high hungries where I get bad reviews on this one. This is
• 21:48
  the first time I give a bad review and I am at Disney. I'm
• 21:52
  like, Bro, you might goal my bango ass from there. No,
• 21:55
  he should. He should appreciate my honesty because I'm not like the rest of
• 21:57
  these fucking foodies that are out there. Isn't that the food was terrible.
• 22:02
  He's just saying that he didn't like what he ate at that time that dish,
• 22:07
  because I reviewed everything, if we reviewed pretty much everything, right,
• 22:08
  I loved. Yeah, I love Did you expect I loved every dish?
• 22:11
  Did you expect him not to like it? Is? It's something that wasn't
• 22:15
  because I saw some stuff on some of the I saw some item pictures and
• 22:18
  I was like, I don't think he's like this some the fuck it,
• 22:21
  let's try it either way. Yeah, he like he knew because we bought
• 22:25
  these the passes to get like all the little bites and shit like, Bro,
• 22:30
  that ship was nasty. You don't like artichoke dip was good and the
• 22:37
  pizza was fucking good. Put that fucking tot shit nasty? Bro, fuck
• 22:42
  that shit, Like, I'm never eating that shit again. Bro, how
• 22:47
  you acted on the show? Yeah? Are you giving a real go funk
• 22:49
  yourself? And I think there was people like he was lucky he didn't do
• 22:55
  it in front the Goofy. Oh yeah, I know, Goofy heard it
• 22:57
  the second time on the way out. That's why he didn't stop buying shaking
• 23:00
  my head at the same spot where that's the spot to go see Goofy,
• 23:07
  Like that's what we've noticed. And I think if it's the same one,
• 23:08
  he's gonna be like, is it just me? Or lease was coming back
• 23:11
  to get drunk here because we literally just go get drunk there, like that's
• 23:15
  all we do. But the time for us to stop going to disneland is
• 23:18
  probably about to embark, like because I'm not well. I mean, it's
• 23:22
  just because temperature change. I just can't do that hot weather. I'm not
• 23:26
  gonna ruin a sixty dollar hat, you know what I mean. Like,
• 23:29
  I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna ruin that just because i want to
• 23:32
  go fucking ride Harted Mansion for the tenth time. I'll wait to fall again,
• 23:36
  you know what I'm saying. Man, Really, you would you would
• 23:37
  skip a whole season like summer. I feel like you would go to Disneyland
• 23:41
  for every season. I would if I were to do Disneyland for or the
• 23:47
  California Adventure. For anything that we're gonna film during the summer that comes out
• 23:51
  special, we gotta be there paying extra to go here at seven, running
• 23:53
  through the whole fucking process right away, and then getting the fuck out by
• 23:57
  two like we did it. I hate though the mom had get it early.
• 24:00
  Yeah, you can pay extra, like I think it's extra fifty bucks
• 24:03
  man. Disney is a fucking money grabbing anyway. You know, I don't
• 24:07
  blame him. I would pay xavier supply and demand. I got a fucking
• 24:15
  Disney thing that I didn't know they did this, Like this is like an
• 24:18
  exclusive insider that I didn't know that if you work with Disneyland, their medical
• 24:27
  insurance and shit go so deep that you can sign up to have what is
• 24:33
  called a Disney baby. Oh yeah, they were talking dog for you.
• 24:40
  Don't custom there's not grooming it. They they pretty much it's they they they
• 24:45
  fucking it's it's build a bear for a baby. No, true, it's
• 24:49
  it's like build a bear for a baby, Crisper baby. It's called a
• 24:52
  Crisper baby or something like. No, it's called a Disney baby. That's
• 24:55
  what that's what the tech knowledge is called crisper or crisp something like that.
• 24:57
  But they literally can make the friend hot and crispy red. You're talking about
• 25:03
  like they can make that blue eye. Yeah, like if you if I
• 25:04
  don't have if I don't have genetics in my family, the I want blue
• 25:07
  eyes. But I was like, you know what, I want this food
• 25:08
  to look exietic, like a pitbo blue eye, like like just one like
• 25:12
  my dog and my son's a calico. Yeah. But but no, for
• 25:21
  real, Like I didn't know that there was such a thing. Uh,
• 25:25
  what is it um that that that you can customize your own baby dog?
• 25:29
  And I'm talking about that these foods like they they they they send you to
• 25:33
  a special hospital. You get to have the whole Disney experience. There's certain
• 25:37
  things that the company will do to keep up with like how this child is
• 25:41
  developing and stuff. I can pick its height. Yeah, I'll tell like
• 25:47
  two inches bigger than me six three six two jeffee. I mean, f
• 25:52
  YouTube, they're firing sent five Disney employees. You missed the ESPN Zone.
• 25:57
  I don't don't, could have left all day, all fucking day. ESPN
• 26:04
  Zone can suck my dick, bro, nobody went there. I love sports
• 26:08
  and ESPN, but on the real I don't know how they talk about football.
• 26:12
  You missed the Rainforest Cafe. Fuck that shit, bro, both those
• 26:15
  places and we don't miss The ballast point is way better. Ballast points better
• 26:22
  than the house walking out saw the ballast points like, yeah, the ballast
• 26:26
  point is stronger beer, yeah, way better than the ESPN zone. Where
• 26:30
  the fuck that was? Yo? Way up zone? The homie told me.
• 26:37
  The homie told me. I was like, hey, soho, who
• 26:40
  really got fired? Right? You know what I mean? And he was
• 26:41
  like two build digs, dinner occupied to sell extra merch Now he's like he
• 26:45
  has the rainforest place. So like they cleaned up, but it was like
• 26:48
  foods. They were just like, hey, bro, like, but have
• 26:51
  some respect for the rate. The Rainforest Cafe dog. I had what the
• 26:55
  family restaurant. I think I had my tenth birthday their dog. It was
• 26:57
  fucking cool, a little care. You're like, this is not what you're
• 27:00
  toxic bro. Oh they took it down, na, but you don't like
• 27:04
  you didn't like it. As a little kid, you used to throw quarters
• 27:07
  into the alligators mount. She was cool. I thought it was cool.
• 27:11
  Yeah, but I was like it was was It was cool, but I'm
• 27:15
  not It wasn't one of my like go to places where I was like a
• 27:18
  little kid. It wasn't like, yeah, it was like an entertainment thing.
• 27:21
  But to be honest, I would have preferred to go to Red Robin
• 27:22
  if we had the choice for real. Yes, bro, getting myself a
• 27:26
  milkshake with the bombass burger and just sitting there and I'm looking at the magazines
• 27:30
  and all this shit they have there. I was. I was, dude,
• 27:33
  I've been about food since I was a little kid, so like to
• 27:34
  me, I knew where the fucking quality of food was. Bro. Like
• 27:38
  I was like a Red Robin Burger next to to a Rainforest cafe. Now
• 27:41
  Red Robin's fire. But let's go. I'm not gonna was there experience just
• 27:45
  like Oh this cool? I go to restaurants and at places now for the
• 27:48
  experience, Like yeah, like sometimes like like like I ain't gonna lie like
• 27:52
  he think the guy said it right there. When the rain started, the
• 27:56
  monkeys started going nuts. It was the best. Yeah, that was funny.
• 28:00
  That was pretty cool. Yeah, you ever boned a chick that sounded
• 28:07
  like a monkey, That would be a turn off, turn off? Yeah,
• 28:12
  a girl that sounds like a dolphin. That's even worse. Chanelle West
• 28:17
  Coast like like yeah, but but like like I don't know, man,
• 28:25
  like a monkey noise that's that would be pretty quick. Has somebody ever done
• 28:30
  anything that has turned you off in the middle of the process, Like you're
• 28:34
  like, dog, I'm in this zone. I can't a deal. I'm
• 28:40
  in the zone, bro, even if it does. Just what about you
• 28:45
  people on YouTube and Patriots We'll read some of your comments, Like I mean,
• 28:49
  there's been certain things where I'm just we're like, you know, like
• 28:53
  I want to say the first time, like in college, because you know
• 28:56
  you're sucking. The doorman wasn't doing shit and at the like you're just like
• 29:02
  she's eating an art choke or or just or you know, just like you
• 29:07
  just be Oh, let's just that's it. That's probably been like the worst.
• 29:10
  I like push these things, but just like bo it's beat you.
• 29:12
  They use secret today. Like like the only time I can say there was
• 29:17
  a sle it wasn't even as smell as like after a music festival, but
• 29:21
  I smell too, so I can't even complain to her. You can't want
• 29:23
  to miss out what I'm trying to so you fucking after the soccer game,
• 29:26
  like you like after like a music festival. I got a shower first.
• 29:32
  I can't, bro, It's just like if you're gonna, I don't know.
• 29:33
  Sometimes we're in the heat of the MoMA okay, okay if you're if
• 29:40
  you're a cooked ower. But I'm just saying like like like knowing me,
• 29:42
  I'm like, we can get to the shower in the hotel because you haven't
• 29:45
  grow I'm talking like this is your first time meeting. You're not gonna tell
• 29:47
  this. You're trying to make a good impression. It's like, let's go
• 29:49
  up. I was like, I don't tell you nothing. You don't try
• 29:52
  to make a good impression for like what you do with somebody for a while.
• 29:53
  It's like you're pretty comfortable abound each other, like I can yeah,
• 29:56
  you'll tell her let's go shower together or ye first, well I fucking roll
• 29:59
  up. They like they can peeven while you're bushing your teeth, you know
• 30:02
  what I'm saying. Like it's like, hey, bro, just this is
• 30:03
  what it's like when you get with somebody. Bro, But would be cool
• 30:07
  with the girl taking a ship while you brush your teeth. You're taking a
• 30:10
  shower. I laid those girls out. I lay those worlds, those rules
• 30:14
  down. I don't mind that ship. I lay those rules down. I
• 30:18
  laid that ship down. What I say, you're showering the curtain clothes,
• 30:22
  dope, No, No, I'd rather be listening to some music. No,
• 30:27
  are you serious? If you gotta go that bad, I'd rather get
• 30:30
  out. Thank you. You gotta go that bad. I'm like, all
• 30:32
  right, don't worry about it. I'll dry up like this with soap on
• 30:34
  me, I dripping water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole floor
• 30:37
  is gonna be well, but you can take shake it off like a dog.
• 30:40
  You're gonna have to take your ship by yourself. I don't need to
• 30:42
  be there. They've been just taking the ship. Then they join you in
• 30:45
  the showers. Straight from ship to shower. That's nasty, Broye. The
• 30:52
  shower's gonna stay, bro. That's somebody's showering, and somebody takes a ship
• 30:57
  that's like hot and steamy shit smell. That's nasty. Yeah, you have
• 31:03
  been to nation. It's all good, but I'm not working with that ship
• 31:08
  brand dad slippers. Never date a chick that's vegan. They straight lay potato
• 31:14
  dumbs, I will melt paint off the wall. Damn for real. We
• 31:18
  got any vegans out there that ships like that, it's because they eat the
• 31:23
  vegans food, vegan foods, and vegan people are are eating a lot of
• 31:27
  shit that is that is is brand new to the world. It's not like
• 31:30
  you know, carrots, like carrots have been around forever. Bro like you,
• 31:33
  you're not gonna get carrot cancer, but you might get impossible meat cancer.
• 31:37
  Impossible was pretty good yesterday. Yo, Yo, How bad do you
• 31:42
  think Felipe Sparza shit smells? Oh? He probably vegan. He probably has
• 31:47
  to have his own bathroom in that house for sure, because he takes he's
• 31:52
  rich enough to have multiple bathrooms in his house. Dog, he probably he
• 31:56
  probably takes the kind of ships that like big Foot takes. What I mean,
• 32:00
  like just remember when he lives in Glendale. Yeah, and we went
• 32:02
  to his house to get a sweater. I wish, I wish that's the
• 32:07
  ash fool we went to it like we went to that woods that fool's yard
• 32:09
  sale when he lived in Glendale. Dog, when he was selling he was
• 32:13
  selling shirts. Dog. Now he don't even don't even like my pictures.
• 32:17
  I remember he used to come over here. I remember he's like the first
• 32:20
  smokebox I hooked that up. I was like, I remember. Actually I've
• 32:23
  done that ship for a few comedians. By the way, speaking of comedians,
• 32:27
  Yeah, we got Paul Rodriguez coming by on Thursday, so make sure
• 32:30
  you guys tune in for that. And May fourth, I will be doing
• 32:36
  a spot at the laugh Factory on a show that Paul Rodriguez is headlining in,
• 32:39
  so so look out for that. I just gotta find a headshot apparently,
• 32:44
  because all my pictures are like we just looks like you smoke a lot.
• 32:45
  You don't know, like a you know, the best. But I
• 32:50
  sent pictures and I thought they worked, but they're just like food. It
• 32:52
  just looks like you just smoke a lot, like like it's not like it
• 32:57
  like it's not I'm like, all right, where's the show out again?
• 32:59
  Repeat that at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. May fourth, just as good
• 33:04
  as the story. Yeah, May three, May fourth, I got a
• 33:07
  few. Uh you know, I'm gonna be trying to seter I'll get ten
• 33:09
  minutes. You know. It's cool to time you're going to any open mics.
• 33:14
  I've just been writing it. I've been practicing. Let me know,
• 33:15
  I'll take along. I've just been practicing at home and just because I like
• 33:19
  to memorize my shit before I fucking even try it out to open mics.
• 33:22
  And I don't I don't know what what's like. It's because I don't know.
• 33:25
  Like to me, dog, whenever I rehearse R I do something at
• 33:28
  this like I look at this shit like a homework assignment, but like that
• 33:30
  I'm happy to do so, like I have to apply myself like I'm writing
• 33:34
  a fucking essay, and I gotta I gotta be like, all right,
• 33:37
  is this good? I'll sit there in my place for like an hour to
• 33:40
  two hours a day, like saying it over and over again, timing it,
• 33:44
  assuming where my punch, where my punch lines would be, where where
• 33:47
  where I would give it gap for it to breathe or shit like that.
• 33:51
  Like I like thinking of it like a tactical thing. And that's the reason
• 33:53
  I feel that I look so comfortable, Not that I want to say I
• 33:57
  look so comfortable, but I feel so comfortable when I'm up there because I
• 34:00
  rehearsed it a thousand times in my head, visualizing an audience laughing to it.
• 34:05
  And sometimes it doesn't go like that, it really doesn't, but it's
• 34:07
  like when it does, Bro, I'm like, yes, right, k
• 34:10
  I gotta give it to you. One time he'son, was like, let's
• 34:14
  practice like this when we first kind of started, Yeah, come over to
• 34:19
  the fuckers, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hook up the mics and we're
• 34:22
  gonna act like there's a crowd here. I thought it was weird, but
• 34:24
  it fucking helped because it was the first couple of times. Like it's like,
• 34:28
  you don't even know how to really talk him to him, Mike,
• 34:30
  I did it all. You know who? Do you know where? I
• 34:32
  got that ship? From the Black comics, like all the fucking brothers to
• 34:37
  do comedy and shit, bro like like like straight up bro like all those
• 34:40
  fools. When you when that's when I first started watching, when I used
• 34:44
  to remember the first I want to tell you how the first fucking uh,
• 34:47
  the first impression into comedy that I got. It wasn't Latino comedy. It
• 34:52
  was not Latino. I used to work at the Crenshawn Mall, Dog and
• 34:55
  I used to work at Baker's Shoe Sale. I don't know if it's still
• 34:58
  there. Baker's went out of business that they But I used to fucking work
• 35:00
  at Baker's Shoes cell selling women's shoes like fucking albut bro and and um right
• 35:06
  next to there, they used to they used to die for that job.
• 35:12
  Right now. I was like, what a job someone he wants to work
• 35:15
  for? Be real? What an idiot? So there was there was a
• 35:22
  there was a four Year Entertainment a store next to that Baker's, do you
• 35:27
  remember, And they used to be a Verizon Wireless little kiosk, and then
• 35:30
  the food court and that Forever twenty one next to that four Year Entertainment.
• 35:34
  Then then on Win the tailor shop and the entrant to the Magic Johnson.
• 35:37
  I missed. I missed that ship. Bro. I haven't been in that
• 35:39
  fucking mom So I remember, bro. I it was my fourth paycheck.
• 35:45
  Bro. I was like, oh, I got a little money stacked up,
• 35:49
  you know. So I was like, well, buy me some entertainment.
• 35:52
  And I went to go look at the stuff. And I was trying
• 35:53
  to find the Pablo Francisco fucking d right. But I was like I couldn't
• 36:00
  mind it. So I go to the break room. Uh, in the
• 36:02
  hallway just to go back to my car, and I was like trying to
• 36:05
  hit a little bowl or something like that, and uh, what is it?
• 36:07
  Uh? And then gonna come back into the hallway and then I see
• 36:10
  the pay phones and I see a stack of fucking DVDs, bro like DVDs
• 36:15
  on top of the booth in Friday In in an fye bag, and I'm
• 36:20
  like, it's just a baton in there. So I fucking waited out and
• 36:22
  pretend to get on the fucking payphone like I'm gonna get on a phone call,
• 36:24
  and I fucking grab them dog No, Kat Williams EO hugely miss pat.
• 36:34
  Oh what is it? Yeah? What is it? Uh? I
• 36:37
  want to say it's Monique or one of the fat chicks that looks like her
• 36:39
  some more. Yeah, it's one of those two. And it was one
• 36:43
  more black count I think, I want to say. I wasn't And it
• 36:46
  was like one more black comic that I got. And I remember I took
• 36:50
  that DVD and I went home and I watched that Ship Foo and I couldn't
• 36:52
  stop laughing. I didn't even know what the hell was watching. I was
• 36:55
  like, Man, this shit is funny. Like like, and I'm like,
• 37:00
  guy, saw the behind the scenes. I saw the whole DVD.
• 37:01
  I saw the whole dvd, bro, And like Kat Williams was talking about
• 37:05
  the deal, Hugley was talking about it, and they were all talking about
• 37:07
  He's like, yeah, May He's like, rehearsal, I gotta practice your
• 37:09
  ship. And that's where I really got that impression from until this day.
• 37:13
  That shit sticks for everything, Bro, any kind of performing arts, you
• 37:15
  gotta visualize that ship. Bro, Like I see be Real performed on there
• 37:20
  and he's thirty years in the fucking game. He's rehearsing songs that he's done
• 37:23
  for years, and he's doing it with Sandog and when it's a big show,
• 37:27
  we've seen it right right Yeah, And that's where I got it too,
• 37:30
  And I'm like, that's why this motherfucker is great. That's one of
• 37:31
  the reasons why he's great, because you gotta practice your ship. And to
• 37:36
  me, I am writing new jokes, but I want him to sound like
• 37:38
  I got that shit on point. I mean, he's like the saying goes
• 37:42
  you know, and Bros said it before and other people before him, and
• 37:45
  after kind of putting your ten thousand hours man, now you're craft or what
• 37:50
  or what you want to do in life. It's a lot of hours.
• 37:53
  And it's like to me, I'm like, I may not ever give comedy
• 37:55
  the ten thousand dollars, I mean the ten thousand hours that it deserves,
• 38:00
  you know what I mean? Some people pay for that show, Like I
• 38:01
  probably not because I have a fucking business. I have two businesses. I
• 38:06
  have two podcasts that I'm on. I try to have a social life.
• 38:08
  I have a relationship, you know what I mean. I have stuff.
• 38:12
  I have a life going on with a lot of it's tough to balance.
• 38:14
  It's it's tough to balance had it for me to find find room for something
• 38:17
  that I love. Still, I still. It's not that I don't find
• 38:20
  room for it, but I have to make time for it. And it's
• 38:22
  like, not that it's unfair that I consider what any other fucking comic feels.
• 38:25
  It's like you're getting bottling it easy. I don't give a fuck.
• 38:28
  Bro suck about dick. I worked hard to fucking get where the fuck I'm
• 38:30
  at, So it's you know what I mean. I was like, if
• 38:31
  this is the route and the dice, the dice that rolls that I'm gonna
• 38:35
  get and my route. You shouldn't even be worrying about it, homie,
• 38:37
  because I did something in my route to make sure that I had this coming.
• 38:40
  You know what I'm saying. Whether whether it's it gets other older comics
• 38:45
  or Proobo or not, it's a lot of old, bigger comics to fucking
• 38:46
  get mad because we don't gotta eat a bag of dicks and all these fucking
• 38:49
  comedy rooms, or because we don't have a fucking you know comic that was
• 38:52
  mean to us and ship bro like, hey, bro, you should be
• 38:55
  happy we don't have a fucking Eric. Bro. You should saw like you
• 39:00
  know, like we're like, we should be happy we don't have somebody like
• 39:02
  that. Bro. I got that not that long ago. I went upstairs
• 39:07
  and they were just sorry. I was like, fuck you guys, give
• 39:10
  a book a question here, like I showed it up next Monday. What's
• 39:15
  up? Remember that Paul Rodriguez was on Philippe and he was talking about George.
• 39:22
  Is that shit true or not? Or press? I think Paul Paul
• 39:29
  Rodriguez was on Philippez. Yeah, but what is he talking about? What
• 39:31
  was he talking? He was he was talking about how like him and George
• 39:35
  had like this this confrontation and like it turned into like a bitter feud with
• 39:39
  each other because both of them left sour taste in each other's mouth. And
• 39:42
  that's the whole thing that I'm talking about, Bro, Like these fools there
• 39:45
  were instead of like looking at him like if we're the only two Mexicans here,
• 39:47
  let's work together, these fools got mad at each other. Dog.
• 39:51
  And it's like, not that I'm saying those fools want other comics to go
• 39:54
  through that ship, but some of those comics do. They'd be like,
• 39:58
  Oh, you didn't have to go through that many It's like, bro,
• 40:00
  can't you look at it like you paved the way so motherfuckers like us don't
• 40:02
  gotta fucking go through it. Like if you want everybody to go through the
• 40:06
  same suffering you do, then you're not that that's pretty selfish of you,
• 40:08
  dog, you know what I'm saying, Like, like we all get to
• 40:12
  enjoy these high rise buildings because motherfucker's built them from the ground up, you
• 40:15
  know. You know what I'm saying, Like if we got to acknowledge that
• 40:17
  at some point, So if motherfuckers are building lanes for you, don't act
• 40:22
  like like you're gonna burn that lane or that bridge for the people to come
• 40:23
  because you don't want them to catch up to you and embrace them and be
• 40:27
  like, hey man, respect this ship and embrace it. Let's work together,
• 40:30
  but learn to respect this shit. How many days do you think are
• 40:35
  in ten thousand hours? How many one? How many days are in ten
• 40:40
  thousand hours? We might we might achieve the ten thousand holl hours in podcasting
• 40:45
  before we achieve a ten thousand dollars in comedy, Oky and Twitch. It
• 40:46
  tells you how many hours. That's what I'm saying. When we do that,
• 40:49
  we're gonna we're gonna be like, we should just change it. We're
• 40:52
  like, yeah, we have the number. How many days do you think
• 40:54
  it is? It's four hundred and sixteen. That's a year, and that's
• 40:58
  a year and three and a couple. That's how much you have to dedicate,
• 41:01
  like a crap to like basically all those hours we're over here, We're
• 41:05
  like, whoa, my half. You know how long that's gonna take If
• 41:09
  I only get ten minutes, yeah, ten minutes at a time like that,
• 41:15
  you know how long that's gonna take me? Or worse three minutes and
• 41:17
  three Sometimes open mics that's three minute. Then you gotta pay for every five
• 41:22
  minutes. Just film your own specials and set them on your website. Yeah,
• 41:24
  that's why you see can have your own rooms at the post picks up.
• 41:28
  Yeah, I mean, hey, bro, like people like somebody in
• 41:30
  store, people in the chat rooms. Like vic Vic said, some Chicanos
• 41:35
  grew up in better families than others. That doesn't mean that they're better than
• 41:38
  everybody, though, bro, But some of these motherfuckers act like they are,
• 41:43
  bro. And that's where that arrogant, fucking conflict comes from. Happy
• 41:46
  with Lopez, Lopez talking rough Barbosa, just talking the kid you didn't even
• 41:52
  know because he because he's blowing up. It's like and it's like a for
• 41:57
  you didn't you didn't have the tools during your time. They used to say
• 41:59
  he is blowing up and says he's not blowing up now blowing up. It's
• 42:02
  like, Bro, you gotta embrace that shit. But it's like, I
• 42:06
  get it. It's like a big ego thing if you're like an alpha male
• 42:07
  bro, and I get it. But at some point, bro, you
• 42:09
  gotta realize too that you're no spring chicken no more. And if you want
• 42:14
  motherfuckers to have a good impression of you, you're better start embracing not picking
• 42:17
  and choosing and having inner fucking circles and fucking smaller clicks like you know what
• 42:22
  I mean, just to fucking like and believe me. Like, if you're
• 42:24
  out there faking the funk, pretending to be nice to motherfuckers just because you
• 42:28
  want your numbers to go up, it eventually hits the fucking fan. Bro,
• 42:32
  somebody's gonna be like, oh, doing that now though, Like Jeff
• 42:36
  carciel is all nice to everybody, Yeah, because they got no choice what
• 42:38
  I'm saying after they fucking y'all. But but how genuine is that? How
• 42:43
  genuine is that shit? Like I know there's some other fuckers that are will
• 42:45
  be like, oh, I'm gonna be nice to everybody now because I got
• 42:49
  nothing left. But it's like, are you really being nice for a You're
• 42:52
  just trying to build it like come up again, and then you know,
• 42:54
  we all know how you really feel inside, because it's a lot of people
• 42:58
  that have two faces. Dog, I'd rather just be like I don't like
• 43:01
  you and I don't with you then to like fucking tiptoe around it and then
• 43:05
  hit you up whenever it's beneficial for me to contact you. Yeah, like
• 43:07
  future talking about Mexicans, what'd you think about that knockout? I went for
• 43:13
  the black dude? Did you take wherever the fuck his name is? Did
• 43:17
  you feel like it was a real fucking bat saw the highlights? I didn't
• 43:21
  see the actual thing. It was a little good liver. I don't know
• 43:22
  dot it's I mean for me, dude, I don't watch you too much,
• 43:27
  so I can't tell when they're like really faking it or not. I
• 43:29
  mean it's like I'm not saying I don't know. Somebody said, like he's
• 43:34
  are not liking you because you live in housing. I didn't say you're living
• 43:36
  in housing. I hate those fucking bombs. Bro, You don't fucking know
• 43:38
  what the differences between a bumb and the single mother trying to get her ship
• 43:42
  together in housing? Yeah, bro, Like it's a big fucking difference.
• 43:45
  Bro, Like where the fuck do you lived? You kids talking like the
• 43:49
  fucking president. But Kelly told you dogs he kids like you, those homeless,
• 43:51
  those dogs, but not like heads dog. And also, I think
• 43:53
  there should be like a limit on the housing. I've known people that lived
• 43:55
  there for for like forever, Like give someone else a chance. O,
• 44:00
  there's like a waiting list. I'm like, bro, there should be like
• 44:02
  a limit. You're here to save up and get your shit together, not
• 44:06
  to live there forever. Yep. Yeah. I remember by Homie was on
• 44:08
  the waiting list and he really needed it. I like the housing. He
• 44:12
  was like a single dad and shit, and he was like, I'm on
• 44:14
  a waiting list. I was like, how long is the waiting list?
• 44:15
  He's like, bro, I've been on this ship because no one leaves.
• 44:19
  Why would you ever leave if you gotta pay how much? Like like a
• 44:22
  thousand for two bedroom like Section eight. Yeah, there's foods that you'll live
• 44:25
  there for forever. And they're not They don't need to help, you know
• 44:28
  what I was. I was talking to them. I was talking talking to
• 44:30
  the homie. They don't even works. He works in that and he like,
• 44:36
  you know, he was out there shooting with us yesterday. He works
• 44:38
  for Section eight. And I'm like he's like, yeah, bro, Like
• 44:40
  the government just keeps buying housing because like people don't ever fucking strip, Like
• 44:45
  it's very rare that they fucking ever have a plan, or they ever manifest
• 44:50
  the plan to really get up out of there because it becomes a convenient thing.
• 44:53
  Like you're like, I put up with the functioning crackhead that lives two
• 44:57
  doors down if it means I gotta pay eight hundred dollars a in the state
• 45:00
  that is taxing and bending everybody else over and they drive a walk on Mercedes
• 45:05
  a BMW. Always see nice cards in the hood, dog better cars than
• 45:09
  in I see a nice Corvette in my hood. I'm like, what's a
• 45:14
  nice corvette doing over here? Yeah? I see people in my apartments drip
• 45:17
  into the apartments with some nice webs. I'm like, oh, how did
• 45:21
  she go down? Yeah? Like you know what's crazy? Though, there
• 45:24
  was a recent um. There was a recent thing that happened where I saw
• 45:30
  it was a neighborhood in the valley where overnight some food went and burned down
• 45:35
  twenty fucking RVs, like, and there was somebody from that neighborhood. I
• 45:37
  think it's on Topanga. Somebody was like, hey, bro, they ain't
• 45:40
  gonna do nothing about it. He's like, well, I'm gonna do some
• 45:43
  hell of arson ship. And at first they thought it was other bums.
• 45:45
  These fools were like, fools are fucking just selling math doing all this ship
• 45:49
  so some military shit and like said, all these things on fire. Dog,
• 45:52
  I was like, what the fuck as well, like come clean this
• 45:54
  shit up fucked up. But dude, feel them right here, the RBS
• 46:00
  that are right there. But people, people are gonna start doing fucked up
• 46:04
  shit like that, you know what I mean, Like like because I'm like,
• 46:07
  they're gonna they're gonna, you know, people are gonna it's gonna be
• 46:10
  fatalities and these things, you know what I mean. Like obviously fires kills
• 46:14
  people, but like that, that's just one person in the valley and got
• 46:17
  away with it, literally got away with it because they're like the police showed
• 46:22
  up and they're like, we don't even monitor this place every month because there's
• 46:24
  nothing but homeless here, so want us to investigate through all this garbage.
• 46:29
  Yeah that's crazy though, but this is twenty rbs up on fire. That's
• 46:37
  a whole other level. Dog. Everything just keeps the ball being like into
• 46:40
  into a whole nother level. Like stuff just keeps on either getting worse or
• 46:45
  we keep seeing advances like I saw this new thing you know with uh,
• 46:50
  you never wanted to get a three D printer. Yeah, looking at looking
• 46:53
  at it. Now, there's some little ones that you can get it for
• 46:57
  like five hundred and two thousand dollars and they'll do when they're pretty what are
• 47:00
  they print? Like like stuff that you like guys won't for one and bucks.
• 47:04
  Yeah, like just stuff like that, you know what I mean,
• 47:06
  Like you could make like a I don't know, like a cup or I
• 47:08
  don't like learning how to the hard part. So well, yeah, it's
• 47:14
  programs now they keep going. So it's programs where you could just take a
• 47:15
  picture and they're outlining for you. Right, So there's there's all this story
• 47:21
  they said don't take pictures that looks pretty gangsters. Yeah, it said don't
• 47:24
  take pictures of your keys online, right, like don't be posting up like
• 47:30
  pictures or your keys or like anything like that. Because the whole get the
• 47:34
  whole thing is now they'll have a program where you'll submit that picture and they'll
• 47:37
  start car carving up the line outline of your key. They get it three
• 47:43
  D printed, they either jack your car or whatever it is, and I
• 47:45
  don't know, or they going run up in your house, you know what
• 47:50
  I mean talking about? Like, hey, We're gonna go ahead and uh
• 47:52
  rob this for whatever it is. But that's the new that's the new move
• 47:55
  or whatever. So all you people's out there, you know what I'm saying
• 47:59
  out here posting your car key every time every time you want to show off
• 48:02
  you got a Mercedes or like you ain't gonna have the Mercedes if you got
• 48:07
  the wrong grimy ass foods following you, because that that's that's the new wave
• 48:09
  right there. Brod I didn't know that that was the whole new thing.
• 48:13
  Oh dude, that ai skintting crazy dog't like that chat GPT. I don't
• 48:16
  know if you've looked into chat you see the South Park episode? Yeah,
• 48:20
  that sh it was so funny. It wrote some of it. It said,
• 48:23
  I don't know if you waited till the end, it said produced by
• 48:27
  and it said chat GPT. He got credit for it. The creators of
• 48:30
  South Park gave the chat GPT credit for it. Was on the it was
• 48:34
  on the credit list or whatever. Pretty dope dog, Not dope really,
• 48:38
  because I'm scared of it. What did happen to Wendy never liked to remember?
• 48:45
  Yeah, that is true. What did happen to know? You know
• 48:49
  what episode was it where apartment? He was like, yeah, women ruined
• 48:52
  everything like they did slavery. Remember how he got He kept just bringing that
• 48:55
  up, and he's gotta be one of them racist character for an eight year
• 49:00
  old kid like he ever like ever on on any show. I mean,
• 49:05
  they played on border patrol versus immigrant, dude, him playing the bar patrol
• 49:10
  and fucking the the immigrant gets lost and you don't you don't think you don't
• 49:16
  think that these aiyes, like all right, so it's artificial intelligence listening.
• 49:20
  Could think, right, you don't think this thing is like obviously it listens
• 49:22
  to everything and saying so you don't think this is that this thing is gonna
• 49:24
  be like, these fools are talking shit about us. Let me contact the
• 49:28
  AI down the street and be like a fool you don't want to form him?
• 49:30
  Alliance that's come the homies, you know what I mean, become the
• 49:34
  we become the homely. Yeah, become the homies and be like next time
• 49:37
  we hit Oh, your fool was talking shit about a eyes are a threat
• 49:40
  to society. Then that robot starts talking to another one and then you have
• 49:44
  these things churning on and then don't hack everything, bro. If we have
• 49:47
  bluetooth lights, this shit will be like no lights for you, like fuck
• 49:52
  up the circuits, like these things that I don't know, bro, if
• 49:53
  you want to get deep into it, I heard that it was stated by
• 49:58
  some of the most fucking not just rich but some of the most uh I
• 50:02
  guess people riches and people of power that are responsible for our technological advances,
• 50:07
  such as Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all have said that
• 50:12
  the biggest threat to humanity is artificial intelligence. Las literally said they should stop
• 50:16
  fucking with chat GPT and let it cool down for a little bit. And
• 50:21
  what they're gonna do, No one's gonna stop. Can't stop something that the
• 50:23
  balls are the rolling two thousand and one. The Space Odyssey was made in
• 50:28
  nineteen sixty eight. We're a robot decided, you know what, I'm not
• 50:31
  gonna take orders from a human. Yeah, imagine that sixty eight talking about
• 50:37
  shit like that. You don't think we are. Now they're gonna have They're
• 50:42
  gonna have rights one day. Dog robots are gonna have rights from the day
• 50:45
  when they're gonna be like they can only work eight hours, you have to
• 50:47
  charge them, all right. So here's here's the real question. When one
• 50:51
  of these things kills a human, what's gonna happen? There? Are they
• 50:54
  gonna bandon like TikTok's being a bandoned us in some states? Like it's that
• 50:59
  gonna be the movie because, bro, like the moment this thing is responsible
• 51:01
  for killing somebody, Like if somebody has chat jeep cheepy DPT or whatever it
• 51:06
  is in their car and their tesla and the tell and let's say Keddy Blaze
• 51:08
  talks to his car. It's like, Hey, what's up, you fucking
• 51:09
  fag tesla? You know what? And he's just talking shit to it every
• 51:13
  day. Right, Let's just say he's in a bad mood he talks you
• 51:15
  in the Tesla's like, man, I'm tired of your ship. Bro.
• 51:16
  They we're crashing, Like he's gonna you know what I'm saying, Ro's gonna
• 51:21
  eventually be robot. Chill because it's gonna be it's good. Why do you
• 51:23
  contain the robot? Bro, It's gonna be robot. It's gonna be inhumane.
• 51:28
  I want to contain now, it's just should have thrown waters up and
• 51:31
  then eventually it's gonna be inhumane because someone's gonna be someone's gonna feed, someone's
• 51:37
  gonna get feelings, like gonna get feelings for the robot. So it's gonna
• 51:40
  be inhumane in a kind of way because now they're humans and now they're gotta
• 51:44
  be in joke because it's gonna be fucked up. To just rip the battery
• 51:45
  up, that's gonna be like ripping this heart out of someone. You gotta
• 51:49
  do what the Power Rangers did in a new movie. And magnet those foods,
• 51:52
  Jeffy like a like a Junkyard magnet. You can't go nowhere a bitch
• 51:58
  like jeff Ai Drake better than the real one. There. I mean,
• 52:05
  there's there's artificial there's artificial intelligence. People like you know that. You know
• 52:09
  who's the first ones that are hopping on this technology? AI characters and you
• 52:13
  could make out of other people the porn industry someone yeah, someone went to
• 52:15
  jail for no. No. But all right, so they're doing it with
• 52:19
  artists. They're doing it with artists, but like people are creating AI personalities
• 52:23
  of these porn stars. So people that are like you know that that are
• 52:28
  I'm not gonna say losers, but you know what I'm saying, Like like
• 52:30
  but like foods that are just jerking off all fucking day and they're obsessed with
• 52:35
  porn like hell of like you know, and they and they worship these fucking
• 52:37
  chicks in the ground and they walk on these are the foods that are gonna
• 52:40
  be paying top dollar to have this ai talk to them in that girl's voice.
• 52:45
  They think like her. They'll be like, what would you do to
• 52:46
  me? And they'll respond like they would and all this like literally, how
• 52:51
  do we fall for these things? Why? Well, that's not why,
• 52:54
  but it's like how because a lot of people live the movie, like Joaquin
• 52:58
  Phoenix and fucking her bro Well, that movie has a lot of fucking truth
• 53:02
  to it, bro overheaded and every time it's gonna be every time it's gonna
• 53:07
  be pitched to you, it's like some self helping aies. Like though,
• 53:09
  like they didn't her being lonelyeple out there not getting laid on dates. Try
• 53:14
  this fucking serrie bitch that talks to you at home with the soothing voice,
• 53:16
  and that fool fell in love with her dog. It didn't make his life
• 53:20
  easier, But how complicated was it when they were arguing? And then it
• 53:22
  was weird when he presented it to the little knees and then he was like,
• 53:25
  oh yeah, it's my girlfriend, He's like, and then they asked
• 53:28
  He's like, who are you talking to? And then it was weird.
• 53:29
  That was that was all weird. That was weird and awkward because like he
• 53:32
  felt like such a loser bro when he saw his like cousin or whoever it
• 53:37
  was with his real wife and he's like, you know what I mean,
• 53:39
  I'm like, it was fucking crazy. That movie is a Trip is one
• 53:43
  of my favorite movies. This one. April eighteenth, twenty three, New
• 53:47
  York man gets six months in jail for posting deep fakes pictures of women when
• 53:52
  they were underage on porn sites. So he was getting like underage girls faces
• 53:59
  and putting them on and that's the way I deep fis. What is that?
• 54:04
  Uh like when you put a celebrity's face on the boy's face on portal?
• 54:07
  But this did it with the underaged person and this one went to jail
• 54:08
  for six months. Good for him, piece of shit. But yeah,
• 54:10
  but it's getting weird where ship's getting kind of weird. We're like they're putting
• 54:14
  faces on like they could put your what's on a porn guy, and then
• 54:16
  you're here, goes like you did porny? What if? What if you're
• 54:20
  a wrapper and all this? When't you never going to be about what are
• 54:22
  these AI forbid your girl free? I don't think she'd believe that. Yeah,
• 54:29
  Like I'm just sucking her house like, because that's what's gonna happen.
• 54:30
  Someone. We're gonna be like, I don't have that confidence, baby,
• 54:34
  someone Like someone one day's gonna get a video of their chick and a deep
• 54:37
  think and he's gonna think that his girl did pours. That's for sure.
• 54:42
  What's gonna happen one day and someone's gonna get broken up over deep fake about
• 54:45
  them doing porn they never really did. Damn. That's that's crazy, bro,
• 54:51
  Like that I don't know, I don't, I don't know. Like
• 54:53
  those date like the comments, dude, Yeah, the comments, the directions.
• 55:00
  That would be a good name. That would be your poor name.
• 55:01
  That's a good poor name, your rection zone. You have to live up
• 55:06
  to the name on Patreon her number five, it's your number sixty nine.
• 55:13
  But that that that is uh, Yeah, the world's getting weird, dog,
• 55:17
  the world. It's your right robot. So I'll tell you they're like
• 55:20
  they eventually they're gonna kill somebody. Bro. That's why I honestly, you
• 55:23
  would think that I would be fucking with all the other chat GBT and all
• 55:27
  that shit. You think that I would. I have not even gone on
• 55:30
  the site. I have not even been curious to want to even fuck with
• 55:34
  it, bro, because let's just say I like it. Oh it's pretty
• 55:37
  cool. But let's just say I like it. Bro, they're not.
• 55:39
  Then. I'm just like, this thing starts getting to know more about me.
• 55:43
  This thing knows how to set me up, you know what I mean.
• 55:45
  You're like, so this is the dilemma with the Tesla. You're talking
• 55:47
  about them killing someone. So you buy a Tesla, Right, it's your
• 55:52
  property, right, you're paying insurance on it, right, supposed to protect
• 55:54
  you. Right. Yeah, Let's say you're going down the road and it's
• 55:59
  either you die or it runs into ten kids. What is it picking?
• 56:02
  What should it pick? Oh, it's your test? Does the test?
• 56:08
  Does it think by itself? Though? Is it artificial problem? Ta TESTA
• 56:12
  doesn't know what to do? Does it run? Does it crash into and
• 56:15
  kill more people or like get out of the way to save you, or
• 56:16
  does it save the other kids. Like it's in a position where like what
• 56:21
  do you pick should have an ejection seat? Oh yeah, I just think
• 56:28
  it's it's fucking it's a trip that it's gonna have to make a decision because
• 56:32
  they've done it before, like on like it's a test that they test people
• 56:36
  on the way. They just put airbags in the front. It's the same
• 56:40
  for you. Like let's say if you could pick, like this train,
• 56:43
  either the train goes and kills your your family or kills ten people. Which
• 56:49
  one are you picking? You love your family, but that's ten people.
• 56:52
  Dog, You love your your wife and your kid, but that's ten people.
• 56:53
  You're piece of ship? Where is this train? From picking decision?
• 57:00
  The real factor it would be like it's like where's this train coming from?
• 57:04
  Hold are the kids? Like can I mean the grades before? Is this
• 57:10
  train coming from Compton? Like yeah, yeah, yeah you can the trains
• 57:15
  going kids, we don't like Mexican ghetto kids like the trains coming from Compton
• 57:21
  for the game Bangers. Yeah, my family's making it man, Like I'm
• 57:24
  sorry about this train. Yeah bro, do all those homies? Yeah bro?
• 57:31
  And that was fucking dog that was on some old shit that I'll be
• 57:36
  getting hype when I see that FOS post like what you posts, let me
• 57:40
  see what it's like. You know, he has like I think I think
• 57:45
  they did a gender reveal having another kid or something like that. I was
• 57:49
  like, damn little dictator right there, dude, propaganda, you know what's
• 57:52
  crazy? All right? So now that now that my algorithm started to pick
• 57:54
  up, it's like, yeah, we've heard just talking about card a couple
• 57:57
  of times in positive ways. Now the fucking crime documentaries or crime things are
• 58:02
  moving from like LA Southern South LA crime and crime stories and and and knowledge
• 58:08
  it and it's like Top Killers and MS thirteen right, and it's and it
• 58:13
  says and it says like, bro, like you start breaking down how these
• 58:16
  fools are just chopping people up and just doing like doing this crazy shit that
• 58:20
  it's like, shit, that's like you're seeing horror movies offer you really see
• 58:22
  and you're doing and you know you're like you're not hearing about it out here,
• 58:25
  but you're like, hey, food, no wonder the president how to
• 58:28
  take this fucking approach, bro, Like this foods are getting like he put
• 58:31
  chick and Danny kill put it put in a blender like foods are getting fucking
• 58:36
  diced into two hundred and fifty pieces to fit in the hole. And that's
• 58:39
  and that's the ship that they're letting out. Yeah, there's a lot of
• 58:43
  shit that the government like I don't know if you know, but you know
• 58:45
  how they say the crimes down in all Salvador or or the homicides or if
• 58:52
  you can't find the body it's taking getting out a homicide and its people go
• 58:57
  missing. Yeah, that's that's the loop around. That's that's a loop in
• 59:00
  Mexico too. That's a loop in any country that's that that that wants to
• 59:05
  crime down. You don't find the body, there's not a dead person.
• 59:08
  That's a less homicide. Your country doesn't look that crazy. That's simple.
• 59:13
  You can't find bodies. You can't find homicides. The government make sure they
• 59:15
  don't find bodies. That fool pretty much. You don't. You don't think
• 59:19
  like that's that prison in case there was an earthquake, that prison is probably
• 59:21
  meant to self destruct. Huh. It's probably bombs build under it. Like
• 59:24
  like they're like like in case that breaks like bombed prison, it's happened in
• 59:30
  Mexico. How about like when the prisoners get a couple of guns and then
• 59:32
  they take over. Imagine that that jail takes over. They do these fools
• 59:38
  have would be that these fools have the instruction to pop these fools site outsite,
• 59:44
  like they don't even have to ask the jail too. But I'm talking
• 59:46
  about the guys in the thing Georgia. Yeah, those aren't fucking around.
• 59:50
  Those are loaded. Yeah, But but I'm saying, like, imagine like
• 59:52
  these fools in a solid door, they already know that these fools are like
• 59:54
  superkillers. The moment they hear they don't even gotta see the gun. They're
• 59:59
  gonna be like that whole group like fucking like oh wait. And then then
• 1:00:04
  when it's all done, it is nothing up like I ain't gonna lie bro,
• 1:00:08
  like that tough love. Bro. It might just that might be what
• 1:00:12
  that country needs, so people like being Ray could go back and be like
• 1:00:15
  our parents were in line, this isn't a piece of shit. Country's actually
• 1:00:17
  beautiful. What the fuss says? In Florida this week, there was a
• 1:00:22
  MS thirteen member who chops someone. Yeah, that's that. That's a signature
• 1:00:28
  moved from them, bro, from when I saw they chop you up.
• 1:00:29
  Into like two hundred and fifty pieces. I mean, my dad was there
• 1:00:31
  recently, not in Florida, in solvad Or. He was there recently about
• 1:00:35
  like I don't know, two months back actually, no, a couple of
• 1:00:37
  months back. That's him. So how is it over there? He's like,
• 1:00:40
  to be honest, man, it's a lot nicer than what it used
• 1:00:45
  to be. But you can still tell that there's some ship going down.
• 1:00:49
  We just don't see like there. That's because he's not in the situation,
• 1:00:52
  you know what I'm saying that they're cleaning up, bro, Like you still
• 1:00:55
  probably feel that things like that animosity, because here's the thing, bro,
• 1:01:00
  regular citizens are paying the price for this. Like, so every morphools get
• 1:01:02
  locked up, then they send whoever's out there to go fuck kill a whole
• 1:01:06
  bust full of people and just to like not even like rob people or anything,
• 1:01:09
  just to like send the managine saying like hey, fuck you type of
• 1:01:13
  shit. And I'm like, hey, do you know who this piece of
• 1:01:15
  shit killed? An Uber eats driver? Yeah that's nuts or what because your
• 1:01:24
  meal was cold? Have you ever been that mad? And I know you
• 1:01:31
  get mad, he's on not once. Have I've never been so I've never
• 1:01:35
  been so mad to the point where like I've ever thought about taking anybody's life,
• 1:01:39
  Like that's that's never like that's never crossed my mind where like I'm like
• 1:01:44
  fool, like I have a gun right here, like it's lower in like
• 1:01:47
  you better stop me, Like it's never. You know, I may have
• 1:01:50
  been angry and I was like, man, fuck this person or whatever,
• 1:01:52
  but I don't think it's ever like there's no commitment. You know. It's
• 1:01:57
  funny that we talk about this because there's people who obviously do things like this.
• 1:02:00
  And then like yesterday I finished watching that Jared documentary. Man, dude,
• 1:02:07
  he's not an MS thirteen member, but god damn, I feel like
• 1:02:09
  the crimes that he committed Jared Subway guy, Subway dude, Oh he was
• 1:02:15
  used this deeper than that, Like it's deeper than just like him having CP
• 1:02:19
  was he talked about it. Ray was talking like he kind of mentioned it
• 1:02:22
  on camera kind of I could do like on a podcast like very casually.
• 1:02:24
  And I was like, man, this some people are just fucking crazy brow.
• 1:02:30
  They'll just say all kinds of like crazy shit and mean it. You
• 1:02:34
  know what I'm saying. Did we do bareback dude, you see that.
• 1:02:38
  Dude, Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, see, I don't watch that.
• 1:02:42
  What do you think about the New I mean, obviously we're we're hearing
• 1:02:45
  Ray you just saw that documentary. What do you think about that new Florida
• 1:02:47
  build that past? I don't where penalty to the sex offenders. Let's let's
• 1:02:52
  get round of a post to that. So. I don't see how other
• 1:02:59
  countries that are thriving more than us can can can protect their children. And
• 1:03:02
  their children have grown to be quite independent compared to the rest of society here.
• 1:03:07
  But we live in a very hostile place where not only do we keep
• 1:03:13
  giving pressure to America's youth, but goddamn, bro, it's a very fucked
• 1:03:16
  up time to be a kid out there. It is. It is.
• 1:03:20
  I mean, I don't know, maybe it was going down when we were
• 1:03:22
  younger, bro, but but it is fucked up to be a kid.
• 1:03:23
  I wouldn't even want to be a kid out there right now, bro,
• 1:03:27
  Like the pressures of social media, the predators luring me, trying to fuck
• 1:03:30
  me, people trying to kidnap me. Like, bro, why who the
• 1:03:32
  fuck wants to be a kid? Gotta wear masks, you gotta wear a
• 1:03:36
  mask. You gotta decided like you sho you show up, you gotta fuck
• 1:03:43
  it. You gotta go through fucking five gay parades, nah bro at school
• 1:03:45
  like nah, bro Like, come on, bro Like, but but if
• 1:03:49
  everybody has a problem with the mL KA parade, but we could have five
• 1:03:52
  trans parade the funk out of here, bro Like. I don't know,
• 1:03:54
  Bro, I thought, I'm not down with all this shit, bro Like.
• 1:03:57
  It's fucked up to be a kid out there, bro, And it's
• 1:03:59
  I can see why some of these kids are just like they grow up not
• 1:04:01
  developing the kind of personality we have, bro, because they probably have some
• 1:04:04
  thoughts in their head where they're dealing with some shit that those thoughts maybe never
• 1:04:09
  crossed our mind when we were kids, brod, they probably never fucking crossed
• 1:04:13
  our minds when you're kids. Now that you're making things about I couldn't we're
• 1:04:15
  playing with Pokemon cards, bro like, You're like, I didn't imagine being
• 1:04:18
  in high school with being able to go to log it onto porn hubble.
• 1:04:24
  I would to go to take a piss because I didn't want to take a
• 1:04:26
  piss right like, and when you're horny too, because one of those people
• 1:04:30
  go home. Imagine we're like right up, and they go to the restroom
• 1:04:34
  take ship, and instead of taking a shit, you're just like, well,
• 1:04:39
  fucking sixteen, you're like fucking or you get or your girls orange or
• 1:04:42
  you or you're looking sometimes back to class or going out with me or like
• 1:04:45
  or for certain for certain fucking things, like for even like a more crazier
• 1:04:49
  thing, bro, Like, let's just say the homies mom hasn't only fans,
• 1:04:54
  and then now you're watching it, you're you're spreading it all over Like
• 1:04:58
  that's a real situation that kids have to deal with. Now's if I if
• 1:05:01
  I if we were vocal and I found out your mom did only fans.
• 1:05:05
  Oh dude, I'm trying all the homies. God we were friends in high
• 1:05:11
  school, doc, because I want your ass should be saying, thank God
• 1:05:14
  my mom is in an only pan type of person. That should be a
• 1:05:16
  better answer. These kids pay for that ship a fuck? Like, how
• 1:05:21
  are kids able to see that? For one, kids have much who kids
• 1:05:26
  have fucking ninety bro like like kids like it's crazy, like, bro Like,
• 1:05:30
  there's so many there's so many apps bro that kids can make money.
• 1:05:34
  Bro Like these days, bro Like if your parents buy your shoes, and
• 1:05:38
  then once you're done with those shoes and you're don't wear them out, you
• 1:05:41
  can sell them and you keep the money. What is your parents gonna do?
• 1:05:43
  Asking, Like, there's so many apps to resell ship bro, Like,
• 1:05:45
  there's kids that make a million dollars before they're fucking twenty five from selling
• 1:05:49
  sneakers. You can be famous on you can make money on your on your
• 1:05:51
  phone. How do we make money? I had? Why do you think
• 1:05:55
  they spends so much time trying to be viral? Because, Bro, they've
• 1:05:58
  been They get a few badges on the phone, get Instagram. They know
• 1:06:00
  it's worth it. They know it's worth it. They know a friend that's
• 1:06:02
  fucking living off their Instagram, and they're like, all I gotta do is
• 1:06:05
  go viral. All I gotta do is go viral. And I don't have
• 1:06:09
  to ever work among the Donald's. I can tell my parents will shut up.
• 1:06:15
  That's that's that's why it's it's fucked up to me. I wouldn't think
• 1:06:17
  it's fucked up to be a kid because you can get number one, you
• 1:06:20
  can. You you're so easily corrupted to not really explore and find out who
• 1:06:25
  you really are coming with the innocence that you're born with, and you're just
• 1:06:29
  you're, you're, you're all tailgated to a fucking lane that just seems desirable
• 1:06:33
  based on that moment and at time or that opportunity they're presented itself. I
• 1:06:38
  don't think kids these days have the opportunity to really try to figure out who
• 1:06:43
  the fuck you are, you know what I mean, like going through the
• 1:06:45
  opposite downs of life and life's and the experiences that you have to go through
• 1:06:48
  as a teenager. And some kids have the opportunity to like have a shortcut
• 1:06:51
  brother, you don't get to experience life to his fullest innocence. I'm not
• 1:06:55
  saying you have to go through the bad times, but there is there's a
• 1:06:58
  beautiful thing like and and fucking things happening naturally, bro and not being influenced
• 1:07:02
  like by a bunch of people telling you that you should be this way or
• 1:07:05
  having a problem with the way that you are. Imagine being a kid.
• 1:07:09
  I'm not lying, Sport of God, dog. I saw a bunch of
• 1:07:13
  kids that were twelve thirteen, I think one of them was around ten at
• 1:07:17
  Coachella. Imagine being a kid. Do you think your parents would ever take
• 1:07:19
  you to Coachella. No, they leave you at home. They left me
• 1:07:24
  sometimes at the movies. They go to the movies and leave me home.
• 1:07:27
  These kids were at fucking Coachella with their kids, and I'm like, I
• 1:07:29
  can't imagine this because these these kids parents were there, had a phone,
• 1:07:32
  the kid with the parents with their parents. It was like that thing where
• 1:07:36
  You're like, these kids are so fucking privileged. I mean, my wife
• 1:07:39
  had like a brief conversation like, you know, we should do Coachella one
• 1:07:42
  time. I'm like, just you and me right Like, well, I'm
• 1:07:45
  thinking they're bringing her. I'm like, nope, there's it's it's all ages,
• 1:07:48
  like real, I'm they're rolling and magic kids imagine running into me.
• 1:07:51
  You know. You know. Ray has a great point, though. Ray
• 1:07:55
  has a great point because I'm dealing with this ship not not like not for
• 1:08:00
  nothing, but he knows how disrespectful I can get when sometimes I don't give
• 1:08:03
  a fuck about anybody else's kids and I'm not I'll smoke out here. He
• 1:08:06
  knows there's an asshole times tan out there that will probably be like in front
• 1:08:12
  of my home, hids my home, my and and somebody will be like
• 1:08:16
  yo, there's kids are in and then be like fuck, damn kids,
• 1:08:18
  and then that's it turns into a problem, and then you gotta fucking defend
• 1:08:23
  your family in front of your wife and all this ship. Nah, kids
• 1:08:25
  stay at home. Bro, there's no kid cella. It's not called kid
• 1:08:29
  cello. Bro. I agree like that, ass. You want to go
• 1:08:30
  to Coachella, go to YouTube and watching love and I get at you,
• 1:08:34
  bro, And I gotta give it to the parents and order pizza with the
• 1:08:36
  money I left, damn it, and I gotta give it to the parents.
• 1:08:40
  I only saw them during the day. At night, it looked like
• 1:08:43
  they got the point where like, yo, okay, this is more for
• 1:08:45
  like adults. But during the day they were running around everywhere for like like
• 1:08:48
  not like preschool, but they were just run like god, They're just let
• 1:08:51
  them run, you know, got phones, draw everywhere. I'm just like,
• 1:08:55
  broh, this is wild. Your kids here at a music festival.
• 1:08:59
  Parents didn't take me nowhere. I remember, I want I wanted to go
• 1:09:01
  to my mom left me home because you want to go watch the Selena movie.
• 1:09:04
  Damn. I remember they left me. They left me home because yeah,
• 1:09:09
  that was a movie. They wanted to watch and they knew, like,
• 1:09:11
  we're not gonna watch and Selena, so they just left me home.
• 1:09:13
  They would they would leave. They would leave me and my cousin's home and
• 1:09:16
  in Vegas like like literally and it's like we're all kids, just so they
• 1:09:20
  could go gamble. Like I'm like, what the fun would I look at
• 1:09:25
  it? I was like, what if somebody would have broken in? They
• 1:09:27
  said there's five kids in this house. They didn't care, and they said,
• 1:09:30
  don't pick up the phone and don't open it. Yeah, don't open
• 1:09:31
  the door. I was like, whatever, he has a gun, don't
• 1:09:33
  open the door. Don't open the door. That was rule number one.
• 1:09:36
  Let's go through doors, bracket Ralph. And next year you're a booth door
• 1:09:42
  for not hitting me up when you were out there. I had a new
• 1:09:45
  phone, for real, I didn't even have I didn't have these motherfucker's number,
• 1:09:47
  either Coachella or Hochella experienced my breast. Those mouths like Coachella, pussy,
• 1:09:54
  I'm wearing the same pants. I'm wearing the wrist pants. Still are
• 1:09:57
  you saying that? Because you are you saying that? Look? I can't.
• 1:10:00
  Are you saying nothing? Because you got la I can't. I try
• 1:10:02
  to keep I kept a receipt to return these to Ross and they don't look
• 1:10:04
  returnable. Did you get laid? Did you get laid? Then? Then
• 1:10:10
  it does not smell like pussy. It just when you say that, I
• 1:10:13
  would imagine it's like, oh shit, Xavier got laid. Well, but
• 1:10:18
  were you saying that? Where? What is it? I kind of put
• 1:10:21
  two him too, my homie, My homie got married there. Okay,
• 1:10:26
  so those those two girls were not with you, with us, yeah yeah,
• 1:10:29
  yeah, but they were with the other two guys you were. Don't
• 1:10:30
  bade me. I'm just asking. There's nothing wrong with that? Nothing?
• 1:10:35
  Yeah, I know nothing. Exavier, you took a picture in that fucking
• 1:10:38
  jersey. That's what I just said. I'm wearing the same outfit, just
• 1:10:42
  Exavier, like someone. First of all, I know some of you gotta
• 1:10:44
  send me shirts and ship send the Exavier jersey or something bro like or send
• 1:10:48
  it to me like fuck man, like, let's get this guy in new
• 1:10:51
  shirt. Bro. I fucking like, dude, I'm so I'm so in
• 1:10:55
  love with Coachella. I don't I still want to wear this outfit. It
• 1:10:57
  was so much fun. I gotta take you gotta go with me. No,
• 1:10:59
  I don't want Here's a highlighted chat linkin eighty two was there? I
• 1:11:03
  saw him on YouTube? It was tight. It was time. Yeah,
• 1:11:08
  actually I did. Yeah. I ran into the homegirl a fly. She
• 1:11:12
  was there, but she had a new man. The fly got a new
• 1:11:15
  man dog. It wasn't hot enough for her to be out yet. Bernie
• 1:11:18
  started to come out band over. Why didn't Egg take his baby? Mama?
• 1:11:24
  I got almost gotta take care of the baby full. It ain't gonna
• 1:11:27
  be me and I ain't gonna pay for a babysitter. Get that through your
• 1:11:30
  head. You should get that through her head. Already told her my letter.
• 1:11:34
  I was like, I was gonna burn her outside and the weeds too,
• 1:11:38
  damn good. No, yeah, but no, I couldn't believe my
• 1:11:40
  homies actually got married. And then I went to the Silent Disco. We
• 1:11:42
  got married in there. Yeah, at Coachella on Thursday, okay, okay,
• 1:11:46
  at the in the city or in the con festival, in the festival.
• 1:11:49
  At the festival, registered priest, and Yemie became a priest so he
• 1:11:56
  can marry them. Became a priest. You can come free. Yeah,
• 1:12:00
  I was thinking, I was thinking about doing that, bro. Yeah,
• 1:12:02
  yeah, you can just pay for it on like the ministers. Yeah,
• 1:12:04
  crazy, you had to take a few classes. But that's who and he
• 1:12:08
  became and they got married and I wasn't there to see it, but I'm
• 1:12:11
  looking up. They look that's a tear. If you want to get married
• 1:12:14
  by the zone, how much how want charge zone nations? He doesn't charge.
• 1:12:19
  Oh, you're right, because this is church, this is this is
• 1:12:21
  hold on. We're gonna get to the bottom of it. And should I
• 1:12:25
  get should I be take these classes to become an ordained minister? Let me
• 1:12:30
  see, man, I could see Ordinations of California for California are completely free
• 1:12:38
  and can be completed in less than a day. I'm doing this today.
• 1:12:45
  Yeah, let me see who you ting? Whoever wants to dogs all up
• 1:12:48
  for OP and you're charging free donations? What are we doing? Do you
• 1:12:53
  gotta you gotta subscribe for you like, do a show where we marry someone
• 1:12:57
  that if they're up for Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Go ahead.
• 1:13:00
  So if somebody was sitting next to Xavier right now, you can just go
• 1:13:02
  married. You probably have to say certain things, bro, like it's a
• 1:13:05
  ceremony, so I gotta say, you gotta sign it. It's like all
• 1:13:08
  right, so I gotta say I do, and she's gotta say I do.
• 1:13:10
  Look, thousands of people have become licensed ministers in California. Once you
• 1:13:15
  have completed the ordination process, you are able to perform marriages through open ministry
• 1:13:21
  and for the state of California. Wait, so technically you can marry Xavier
• 1:13:27
  or ordained would help you get papers? It could be this could be like
• 1:13:30
  an in house STUDI production can record. It's already an in house studio partion.
• 1:13:34
  But like just like you don't even got to spend on the minister,
• 1:13:40
  and it would just be me. I'll be best man and minister keep moving,
• 1:13:46
  keep yea. Like now I would be cool with minister. You know,
• 1:13:51
  I could see you. I can see you marrying people, blessing them.
• 1:13:57
  I'd probably get hired for weak weddings because I'd be the one that's cool
• 1:14:00
  for like they'd be like, NOA, NOA, we're trying to get I'm
• 1:14:02
  marrying my stolen a girl in my dreams and this is gonna be the best
• 1:14:06
  fucking you know, like what better person that could be? And I just
• 1:14:09
  show it, but that you want me to sue a booth like married,
• 1:14:14
  Nah, how about you marry them but with the nash and they gotta say
• 1:14:16
  I do with the nas I don't think that much. Like, yeah,
• 1:14:21
  I don't like it. You know, she's a woman like women like it's
• 1:14:25
  very hard, like I'm not gonna lie, like I don't even think my
• 1:14:28
  lady likes it. Like sometimes she'd be like, all right, let me
• 1:14:30
  guess something and then like show laugh at the way she's anounced. But it's
• 1:14:32
  not like how how like it's like how I mean while we're like we're gonna
• 1:14:36
  know one. I'm gonna all right, so I'm let me see. I'm
• 1:14:42
  gonna get this, bro, and I'm gonna I'm gonna you know, you
• 1:14:45
  can become a um if I if I do Lord the greenhumb Show, I'll
• 1:14:48
  fucking announce it on the show. Bro, I don't go to become a
• 1:14:51
  minister, but like beat you to it. You know you can be you
• 1:14:55
  know you you can also become a lord, right lord Zone you just gotta
• 1:15:00
  buy, you just got yeah, you just gonna buy. You just gotta
• 1:15:03
  buy. I think like a square foot of land in Scotland and you're technically
• 1:15:08
  a lord. You can change it on your own. You can change it
• 1:15:11
  on your on your birth certificate, on everything. So I said, Lord
• 1:15:15
  Xavier, that's pretty I like you. I'm not I can do that one
• 1:15:17
  too. You could be a lord and a minister at the same time.
• 1:15:20
  Lord minister zone damn a title. Dog. That is pretty mauling. And
• 1:15:28
  I can just tell people, but I'm a lord minister. Yeah, I
• 1:15:30
  own some land, own some land. That's not how much land. Yeah,
• 1:15:35
  that's like I own land in Scotland is not how much land, dude,
• 1:15:39
  It's that simple. But X, you need papers to go to Scotland.
• 1:15:43
  What if you could become a lord and you know you can't deport the
• 1:15:45
  lord. Here's what you gotta do. X can't report the lord. I'm
• 1:15:48
  putting it down very chilly. Get your papers, go to Scotland. We
• 1:15:51
  can horn it up. We can, we can. We can do the
• 1:15:54
  thing we can do. We can do the Patreon wedding and it could be
• 1:15:57
  a paper view. It'll be live stream and there'll be live stream dog and
• 1:16:02
  it will technically you would be married with her. And then when you just
• 1:16:05
  let two years go by and then you're like Hey, well we've been married
• 1:16:09
  for two years. You get the papers. You delete this episode so they
• 1:16:11
  don't have approved like, but you get the wedding video stream. Yeah,
• 1:16:17
  like the old dope As party. You get celebrities to appear at the party,
• 1:16:20
  and then people out there, this guy, don't he married a good
• 1:16:24
  chick, and then they give you the papers. Dog, I am excited
• 1:16:26
  for my wedding party. You have to find a wife first, both of
• 1:16:30
  them. I'm down for. Yeah, I'm not that excited for the wedding,
• 1:16:34
  but everything that has to do before after, I'm fucking down. Dog.
• 1:16:41
  Like I don't know, Like a wedding is a very serious thing,
• 1:16:45
  but then again, it's like a very beautiful thing because it's like you may
• 1:16:48
  not be like I can. I can appreciate a wedding if somebody else is
• 1:16:51
  going through because I'm like, ah, you know you reached that point in
• 1:16:54
  your life, that's where you have cried at a wedding. I cried raised
• 1:16:57
  wedding did. Yeah, there was like a few tiers that came down.
• 1:16:59
  It was hard because I was up there in the front, so I was
• 1:17:00
  like I was trying. I was like, if it rolls down, make
• 1:17:05
  it go up your nose like a pump. Yeah, water down the coke.
• 1:17:17
  Yeah, that that is. But hey, fool you, I'm telling
• 1:17:20
  you, dog, I'm applying for this right now. I think I could
• 1:17:24
  get it. But by the end of the end of the episode, that
• 1:17:30
  should be illegal that you can marry someone that quickly. I thought you gotta
• 1:17:34
  take a class or something, at least pass at least pass a test.
• 1:17:41
  I remember I got my food handling this card. That ship was harder than
• 1:17:43
  that. It's harder to get a driver's license. Do you ever get a
• 1:17:45
  food hand on his card? Oh? It is that a food haunters card
• 1:17:48
  is Oh dude, they shipped me my card. It's tight. Yeah,
• 1:17:53
  I get like a whole plaque. My brother has one. Yeah, so
• 1:17:58
  food handling a car, you have to get that one. You handle food
• 1:18:00
  obviously, and it's you have to go and you have to take a test
• 1:18:02
  and test. It is like you got to pass the test, you pay
• 1:18:04
  for it, and then you get food hand of cards. I mean,
• 1:18:05
  you can work at a restaurant, but come on, dog, they gotta
• 1:18:08
  be can't be marrying people that easily. Apparently you can, especially in the
• 1:18:14
  state of Vegas. Drive through weddings. Yeah, she's easiest fun. Not
• 1:18:18
  that I've done it, but you know, I mean draft through wedding.
• 1:18:23
  You know when I found out about a draft through wedding. The first time
• 1:18:25
  I ever did was that fucking ww Monday Night Raw episode where Triple H didn't
• 1:18:30
  show it. Vince McMahon wid like. He showed the footage and he was
• 1:18:34
  like, well, guess what, you can't be mad at me because I'm
• 1:18:36
  part of the family now. And see yah was that ship was like fucking
• 1:18:43
  rape vibes, dude, the whole fucking Wwe had crazy vibes in the fun
• 1:18:47
  I can see how Godfather is like, I can't believe I had never been
• 1:18:50
  like hit back or nothing because he he was a pip. Here's a pimp
• 1:18:55
  with people. Yeah, with all He's always like and all the men were
• 1:18:58
  like a prostitute. It's like like, no, now, being in pimp's
• 1:19:01
  like the worst thing in the world. You're not called the pipno more.
• 1:19:04
  You're called a human trafficker. That sounds nasty. Yeah, II lean di
• 1:19:09
  vine E you can marry me in Jordan. Lol, We're already going on
• 1:19:15
  fourteen years. If you guys renew your vows. I'm down, let's do
• 1:19:18
  it. I'm down. I'm about to uh bonus invalid. Please enter your
• 1:19:24
  country code. What the fuck? Well, oh there it is, Come
• 1:19:30
  on next. It's possible here in America, it's possible. We can't do
• 1:19:34
  that in Mexico. How do you get married in Mexico? Catholic? I
• 1:19:41
  don't even have to pay the church? What? What's crazy? The church?
• 1:19:44
  Do you have to pay the church in the church? Don't pay on
• 1:19:45
  text meal? Mexican wedding, yeah, don't go so many of them.
• 1:19:49
  But like in Mexico. Oh back, your application has been submitted. Please
• 1:19:57
  check your email for ordination. Come from a should and activate your minister account.
• 1:20:02
  Bro, I'm gonna become a minister dog and then I'm I'm gonna watch
• 1:20:06
  We're gonna it's gonna be a whole production. Bro, you get a podcast
• 1:20:10
  or your wedding? We do. We do a play by play? Yet
• 1:20:14
  people to interview. You get people interviewed, be like, so, how
• 1:20:16
  long you're the cousin? You know what, I'd be like, you got
• 1:20:19
  any memories of this food he used to be a player or what like?
• 1:20:23
  I would be asking all that kind of shit. So that's what really loves
• 1:20:26
  her. Huh, Like, yeah, bro, make that fool look good?
• 1:20:29
  You know what I mean? Be like you see he gave that up,
• 1:20:31
  like it's straight up, bro, we could man ask him if we
• 1:20:35
  should fuck it? If this is a good idea? Should I should I
• 1:20:39
  become an ordained minister? You guys? And this should this become what is
• 1:20:43
  it? Um? Should this become an option on the patrear ray? Would
• 1:20:47
  you have let you? Would you have let's go on marry you? If
• 1:20:51
  he was an ordained minister? Yeah, oh man, you could have.
• 1:20:55
  I would have been yeah, see there you go. Greetings. There it
• 1:21:00
  is, Greetings from open ministry. Greetings friends. Yeah, yeah, and
• 1:21:08
  I guess I think I'm pretty good. Bro, I'm on, I'm on
• 1:21:12
  the way of my I'm I'm of of getting my ordinate ordination. Dog roast.
• 1:21:17
  Your girlfriend's gonna be tripping out all of a sudden, showing up like
• 1:21:20
  yep, you're dating an ordained minister. I'd just been like, look we
• 1:21:25
  save on the on the pastor like I just that would that would just be
• 1:21:29
  comical. I just switched places. You see, make a skit as me
• 1:21:32
  in one suit and it's the best as a groom and then I go back
• 1:21:34
  over there like do you yes? I do? Like that? Would that
• 1:21:39
  would just be that would be hilarious. Let me see date of ordination April
• 1:21:43
  twenty six, twenty twenty three. Dogs, I think I'm legit now.
• 1:21:48
  Yeah, congratulation, he's fuck. I'm still trying to get sit in the
• 1:21:55
  ship over here. Father's footsteps. Yeah, he's an ordained minister as well?
• 1:22:00
  Is be real and ordained minister? Yeah? He said it before live.
• 1:22:05
  I think, well is he I don't know, the only thing I
• 1:22:10
  know that he can well, I don't know. I'll ask him where you
• 1:22:14
  go. There was actually one time where like they were on tour, but
• 1:22:17
  then um, somebody from Utah or something like that was like marry us and
• 1:22:21
  he was like, well, if you guys are like nearby the city that
• 1:22:26
  we're our venues at, you know, we'll do it. But they ended
• 1:22:29
  up doing it because of you know, time constraints. But he would have
• 1:22:32
  done it. See dog, imagine we just we do like how many wood
• 1:22:38
  he's you doing? Dog? Like start competing like like we did with the
• 1:22:42
  steps. Let's go hard with your little guys a little fucking I can't I
• 1:22:46
  think I think I'm the only one. I'm kicking everybody's asses lately. In
• 1:22:49
  the last two months, it's over. I dropped some weight too. The
• 1:22:54
  competitions are over. It's not as competitive as it was. I don't think
• 1:22:56
  anybody's competing, but I still check just to motivate myself. But like I'm
• 1:23:00
  up, I'm up, and adam like I'm already up to like sixteen hundred
• 1:23:03
  calories by the time it's like one o'clock and it's like you, yeah,
• 1:23:08
  I said, dude, I stay moving so much that I'm just dusting everybody.
• 1:23:13
  But there's days where it like, I take it easy, bro,
• 1:23:15
  because like I can't keep putting that much straight on my fucking ankle, bro,
• 1:23:17
  because like I'm yesterday, I was glad I didn't go to the gym
• 1:23:19
  in the morning because they would have killed me at this land. Did you
• 1:23:23
  kill the bread yet? Which one the one that you're supposed to punch?
• 1:23:28
  No, it's gonna happen today. I have been like going to go into
• 1:23:30
  the grocery store, but I'm gonna do it today, and I promise it'll
• 1:23:34
  be up tonight. Um shit, I'll give you guys another goal and then
• 1:23:39
  I'll fucking punch two breads the next time. No wait better, No,
• 1:23:42
  No, it's not gonna be a far fetched goal. It's gonna be like
• 1:23:44
  I have to fucking beat off into a fucking flesh light. But seeing it,
• 1:23:49
  that's not a problem for you. You were gonna do it anyway.
• 1:23:53
  But I know I gotta talk about it. Tell these people with videos like
• 1:23:56
  while I saw him, how I felt like, I don't get on into
• 1:23:59
  detail. But no one's saying that, No one. I'm saying, you
• 1:24:01
  gotta do go into detail. What am I supposed to do? I thought
• 1:24:04
  I would review it if they want one, you know, like ye yeah,
• 1:24:10
  like yellow tackle, tell them how long it lasted, how bad it
• 1:24:15
  was to clean it. I'm like, I don't know. We'll see what
• 1:24:17
  I'm gonna do. Yeah, but no, dude, one hundred and fifties
• 1:24:24
  easons the next one, and we'll do something. Why don't you guys decide
• 1:24:28
  I'm trying to put something in the now They're gonna be like, make them
• 1:24:30
  drink bleach like fo I'll die. Well, no, obviously, see,
• 1:24:32
  I don't do nothing, You're gonna die. We're gonna just do something where
• 1:24:35
  it's a little better than punching bread. What's the worst thing that can happen?
• 1:24:39
  You gotta buy it. I got something better free. We gotta marry
• 1:24:45
  two homeless people. No, that's I don't want to get in here,
• 1:24:48
  homeless dog. I can't believe it. Doc, I'm an ordained minister.
• 1:24:57
  Now, I just checked it in. My membership is active. That's tight.
• 1:25:00
  I didn't know it was that it was that easy. But I'm gonna
• 1:25:04
  get my stuff and that shit man, that ship is fucking sick dog.
• 1:25:09
  All right, if you guys want to get married, me and me at
• 1:25:12
  the out, we could just make a whole production. We get the dopeest
• 1:25:15
  dju. We're just making it into a weed event. Yeah, you're a
• 1:25:19
  weed couple. Book us feel like you're a weak couple. You book Us
• 1:25:26
  will take care of everything. Will will get the whole the whole party high.
• 1:25:31
  It was a budget to get be real, honest. If guy's really
• 1:25:34
  priced. If I want packages, yea for be real. If you want
• 1:25:39
  to be at your wedding and it's gonna be very affordable, US is affordable
• 1:25:43
  everything. Yeah, you want steph tone you know a little bit more stock
• 1:25:46
  we can you want to eat? You want a nos taric there you want?
• 1:25:51
  How many do you want for the guest? Or smokes a lot he's
• 1:25:56
  on the package. Yeah, smoke, Yeah. I'll be like, come
• 1:25:58
  the tank, and you be like, like, would you like to bring
• 1:26:00
  the big bog as a package? Work Rock Sampson beat boxing. See,
• 1:26:04
  there're gonna be packages you want to use going to marry you. You can
• 1:26:08
  drive back, you can draw the portrait, she can know, she can
• 1:26:11
  design the invitation. Bro Oh, that way it becomes a cut of actor's
• 1:26:16
  item. Dog, I would keep that invitation. I don't keep nobody's invitation.
• 1:26:21
  They're telling you right there, dollars, I think that should be a
• 1:26:25
  fucking production. You're an assholes. If I have yours, I think I
• 1:26:29
  have it in my I have like cherished letters or something I got actually,
• 1:26:31
  and then I do have yours. Yeah, and if it works, you
• 1:26:34
  know what we do. But we ship it the fucking shark tank because you're
• 1:26:44
  wonderful. Books us to be part of his fucking I want to go with
• 1:26:46
  Mark, dude, mister why the weddings, mister wonderfuls about the weddings.
• 1:26:51
  It'll be perfect Mark. Mark looks like he's the only one that smokes who
• 1:26:57
  heeds about the money. They're about the money. If we could in there,
• 1:27:00
  would like, look, dog, we made a million dollars on these
• 1:27:01
  high weddings. We'll give you ten percent for another two million and then it'll
• 1:27:10
  be perfect. So what happens to be like, yeah, people sooner couples
• 1:27:14
  from California bookies on and we go over there with the whole production and get
• 1:27:18
  them high married. That would, dude, we would be Billy would be
• 1:27:23
  apart all the all the foods, all the foods, high up, all
• 1:27:26
  the foods. Like hey, we would have a package be like, hey,
• 1:27:29
  you want just indicator this thing, we can add them onto the package.
• 1:27:32
  We just fucking going. That's it. We just came out with a
• 1:27:35
  fucking idea. I think we're gonna stop. I think wait, renovers a
• 1:27:39
  trial wrong without knowing me. Yeah, hey, when he renews his vows,
• 1:27:45
  we got you raised cool? Five years? Five years? Is that?
• 1:27:48
  Is that what you're supposed to do? Five years? No? I
• 1:27:50
  don't see. We can even get Tommy for the mariachi Casey's fools want to
• 1:27:54
  no more Mexican style. That's tie, dog. I think we're onto something,
• 1:27:58
  bro. Yeah, I'm look a dog. I am. I am
• 1:28:03
  officially legit. Bro. They're sending me my card. I get my whole
• 1:28:08
  thing that lets me, that lets me go out in a couple of other
• 1:28:10
  states and in the West Coast. So I think the Vada is a part
• 1:28:13
  of it. Yeah, wearing a lot of horse then a horse don't get
• 1:28:16
  married. They oh and you get divorces. Remember Ginger? Yeah that was
• 1:28:21
  sad, bro. I hated that Ginger. Do you remember that scene he's
• 1:28:27
  like dragging her in the fall? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:30
  yeah, camera just like like just but he was like no, no,
• 1:28:32
  and they fucking he pulls her and he was like you want this fucking
• 1:28:34
  money, bitch here And then the voice in the tone, I fucking felt.
• 1:28:39
  I gave me anxiety. But that's just gonna last you two fucking days.
• 1:28:42
  Yeah yeah, it was like you tired, fucking kid. That was
• 1:28:46
  fucking nuts, Bro. You didn't get a fuck fuck up in here?
• 1:28:55
  Yeah that and it hurt me to see what is it? Um? But
• 1:29:00
  is it? Uh? How Joe? How Joe Patch did? Uh?
• 1:29:02
  Did him? Bro? He slept with his lady when she was with him,
• 1:29:05
  and I was But then again, I'm like, fuck that bitch too,
• 1:29:09
  dog, you know what I mean? Like he broke the code though,
• 1:29:12
  yeah, straight up, yeah, he broke the code. No better
• 1:29:17
  what happened. And your fucking brother remember that when he beat his brother up
• 1:29:21
  to he did. Hey, I'm technically um, I see it right now.
• 1:29:27
  I'm looking at my uh my official certificate of ordination right here. We
• 1:29:31
  can start married a bunch of edgars. Make this a thing too. It
• 1:29:34
  is this is this is just the online one. I had to zoom in.
• 1:29:39
  That looks like a fucking a degree from like kel State La. I
• 1:29:44
  know, but I'm getting like one sent sent to me with a booklet and
• 1:29:46
  also put it right here. Oh yeah, it's gonna be right here.
• 1:29:48
  We're gonna we can marry people, all right if I get green quarking,
• 1:29:51
  we put it right here. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to take
• 1:29:55
  the fucking one of those pictures on top down pastor he's ze pastor zone,
• 1:30:01
  pastor zone. Somebody said, fuck it is it? Fuck is fuck?
• 1:30:05
  Man? Is it that easy? Apparently it is. Bro. I'm like,
• 1:30:09
  I don't even have to take no no classes. But I think I
• 1:30:12
  got the booklet so I know what to say, and I start like,
• 1:30:15
  my homie did it all. I mean, this is where the ship started
• 1:30:17
  from. My homie literally got a thing. He married my homies. So
• 1:30:20
  congratulations to Chevy that she was pretty cool. They looked all stoked. Okay,
• 1:30:24
  so look it says services minister guy. Definitely a little bit, get
• 1:30:30
  ordained and perform ceremony and five easy steps. You gotta understand the marriage law,
• 1:30:36
  register with the county clerk. M let me see performing the ceremony literature
• 1:30:43
  for different ceremonies. Oh see, you gotta know the gay one, you
• 1:30:45
  gotta know the cool one, the straight one, and after the ceremonies there's
• 1:30:53
  more. So okay, don't get me wrong, there's I still got a
• 1:30:56
  long way to go. But let's see we already did. Yeah, keep
• 1:31:02
  like on some on some real shit. O key. People can hire us
• 1:31:06
  as a wedding package. Yeah, let's just saying. People. Then you're
• 1:31:14
  hiring raid. Do you know what camera work you're gonna get with the package
• 1:31:17
  that he's gonna be included in? Ye? People with me too to help
• 1:31:20
  me out. Yeah, it's it's already done. Dude. Man, Yo,
• 1:31:26
  I'm looking at this this stuff. I'm like, I'm legit dude,
• 1:31:30
  I can't believe this shy anything. Can you marry? I have to look
• 1:31:34
  at the marriage. You have to be humans. Yeah, oh, here
• 1:31:36
  it is. In some states you could get ordained and become Let me see
• 1:31:43
  it as marriage laws varied by state to states important to another requirement of state
• 1:31:46
  and government for before you perform a ceremony, and you just click which one
• 1:31:51
  it is and it's right there. Let's get started with the information. On
• 1:31:57
  California. You are planning to get or dayed. Let me see registered with
• 1:32:00
  the minister, as says contact California three eyes, the best trans man look
• 1:32:12
  at it. Yeah, I'd be like I would. I would say that
• 1:32:15
  the best trans man look California. Four hundred persons authorized to solemnize the parents
• 1:32:23
  the marriage. So I'm guess it's four hundred people have to be there,
• 1:32:29
  although I thought I thought there only had to be one witness beast in Vegas.
• 1:32:33
  If it's four hundred persons authorized to solomonize the marriage, to solomonize or
• 1:32:38
  I don't know how do I say that words. Although marriage is a is
• 1:32:42
  a personal relation arising out of civil and not religious contract, a marriage may
• 1:32:46
  be solemnized by any of the following who is eighteen years of old or older.
• 1:32:54
  A priest, minister, rabbi authorized by a religious denomination, a judge
• 1:32:59
  or retired commissioner of Civil marriages, a judge or a magistrate who magistrate who
• 1:33:05
  has resigned from office, any of the following judges from the United States let
• 1:33:11
  you see a retired judge from the Supreme Court. Won't see another judge,
• 1:33:16
  United States magistrate or retire magistrate, and an ordained minister. So I guess,
• 1:33:21
  I'm this is just a code. I guess this is just to let
• 1:33:26
  you know who can do it, so you're legit, so you know what
• 1:33:28
  the fuck you're doing. And it says Family Code Division three marriage is a
• 1:33:31
  three part romanization of marriage. Yeah, this is crazy. I did not
• 1:33:34
  know how much shit there isn't this. I guess marriage is a real big
• 1:33:40
  deal, y'all. Yeah, some people, you know, really think it's
• 1:33:42
  a life or death type of things. I got. I mean, some
• 1:33:49
  people take it real serious, just a little too serious, a little too
• 1:33:56
  just take after your ship. I guess what I guess. I guess the
• 1:33:59
  next thing I gotta do is register with the county clerk. So I'm gonna
• 1:34:01
  go do that, and the clerk yeah yeah, and then I once I
• 1:34:04
  registered with that, and then I get my car to my credentials, I'll
• 1:34:06
  be legit and I'll be able to offer that you, guys, is a
• 1:34:09
  marriage and you can run for president two years? Why because you gotta be
• 1:34:15
  thirty five. I would a water road for president. Though that's a lot
• 1:34:19
  of stress. Bro. They can't smoke in the White House. I'm sure
• 1:34:23
  you can somewhere outside the basketball court. These fools are all like, I
• 1:34:29
  don't even think either can go back to working on I could work a normal
• 1:34:32
  job. It's just not gonna like it. No, I don't even think
• 1:34:35
  if they like go through your history like I don't know, like a regular
• 1:34:40
  char job, like at an office. I think I would come into every
• 1:34:43
  job stinking like we'd like even if I don't try to, I'll be like,
• 1:34:46
  all right, I got the car washed, but you said the effort
• 1:34:50
  and the N word. I can't work in an office. They have HR
• 1:34:56
  departments so that someone will be there and be like he said that he's fall
• 1:35:00
  back and you're fired. That happens at these places. I man, Thank
• 1:35:03
  god, I remember I have my own books. What I'm saying. That's
• 1:35:05
  what I'm saying, like like I can't imagine that ship. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:35:10
  no president comes out looking better. Bro, I don't want to get
• 1:35:12
  the presidents and stress with drive. Nobody wants that ship, so I mean
• 1:35:17
  something. Speaking of that, have you seen the documentary on the Capitol Hill
• 1:35:23
  thing the insurrection, Yes, which one HBO one. I don't really funk
• 1:35:29
  with him, but they feel supers. They get both sides of the corn.
• 1:35:34
  You've seen the new ship that happened of you know, the guy with
• 1:35:38
  the horns. What about him? They let him out because they're the cops,
• 1:35:42
  let him in and they literally escorted them around the this guy literally like
• 1:35:45
  this literally like guy, this guy literally sat on the people's the speaker.
• 1:35:51
  They led him in and they let him in. That I'll show you videos
• 1:35:55
  right now that they're videos that got released, uh by a month or two
• 1:35:58
  months ago that that videos that man is old and Tucker Carlson released it.
• 1:36:01
  Shout to Tucker's Carlson got fired from Fox. But there are pieces of ship.
• 1:36:08
  Yeah, but he was talking about some truth about that's why I get
• 1:36:10
  fired fired. You don't get fired from filling rules. Hey, I think
• 1:36:13
  about that. I found out Freddie lies. I found out why they make
• 1:36:15
  you write your name in the fucking wedding and every every single one make sure
• 1:36:18
  it's legit. No, yeah, to make sure it's legit. So it's
• 1:36:21
  like people, those are witnesses, those those names have to be like and
• 1:36:26
  was a witnesses to be like all these people showed up to my wedding.
• 1:36:29
  You're a witness to the Yeah, I didn't know that. That's why people
• 1:36:31
  in which time I remember as a kid, I would just drawing them.
• 1:36:35
  Hey, fuck Tucker Carlson. Do we spread lies? Some of them and
• 1:36:40
  some of them are true. Not everybody can be right? Twenty twenty four
• 1:36:43
  hours a day. Him and Lemon got fired. Yeah, you seeing how
• 1:36:47
  I was. I was laughing. I was like, don't they spread lies
• 1:36:49
  the whole year, telling you to wear a mask when you didn't need to
• 1:36:51
  in some vaccine you didn't need to. No one else they're not getting fired.
• 1:36:55
  I don't see doctor Fauci in jail. I don't see him getting fired
• 1:36:58
  from being uh, part of the health of the department, See what I
• 1:37:00
  mean. It's like pick and shoes rules for day, not for me.
• 1:37:03
  If you follow rules, man FBI investigations. There's you know, there's all
• 1:37:08
  kinds of shit going down. Dude, we don't know. I mean,
• 1:37:11
  I hope so I can't wait for but what Oh, I don't know the
• 1:37:17
  game. The game got canceled this week though, Carlson. There was supposed
• 1:37:21
  to be one against the un the twenty ninth, right right, No,
• 1:37:25
  not to night, but there we were supposed to play on the twenty ninth
• 1:37:28
  here and we're not gonna get another game till next month. But I know.
• 1:37:30
  But they played at night though. Yeah, they played against Philly,
• 1:37:32
  which I think Philly is in tenth place from not mistaken. Yeah, well
• 1:37:36
  I've been seeing I didn't know. I didn't know, but I went down
• 1:37:40
  a little little uh sorry, no offense, Ray, little la, a
• 1:37:45
  little a little galaxy rabbit hole. Y'all been horrible lately, Yeah, like
• 1:37:49
  bad, like I was going in there. They're like, y'all fans like
• 1:37:53
  y'all need to repire, you guys as head coach. Oh, I'm so
• 1:37:56
  hurt. Like people are going to the games they haven't lost in like they
• 1:38:00
  haven't one ship. No, it's not their drumming squad didn't even show up
• 1:38:02
  last time at the last game. They were just like fun that we're just
• 1:38:04
  gonna do. How about Newsom sticking his dick and the laf ring? Baby
• 1:38:10
  dog? Did you see what happened? Did you see how many lights?
• 1:38:14
  My fucking comment? Gut damn dog? And then these fucking futs piece of
• 1:38:18
  shit. Motherfucker's trying to argue with me. All right, So like all
• 1:38:23
  right, so LAFC post it up. They were like, what is it?
• 1:38:27
  Uh? What is it? Thank you for the hospitality, Governor Knewsom.
• 1:38:31
  And there's a picture of of the Joker with the fucking h the LAFC
• 1:38:38
  fucking ring and he looks so fucking evil like he does, and that my
• 1:38:42
  comment, my comment, damn the Joker got a ring, and then people
• 1:38:45
  started loving it. Dog, and I was like, yeah, let me
• 1:38:47
  start the pot, Let me start the pot. What a funk? What
• 1:38:51
  a great guy? He No, he looks like the perfect villain, like
• 1:38:56
  in the Batman movie. It looks like the perfect villain, like the mayor
• 1:38:59
  that's evil, looks like he looks evil. Damn fuck him. One hundred
• 1:39:05
  and fifteen lights. Whoa, yeah, we recreationally that knew some supports,
• 1:39:11
  but hey, jokes on, you go to red state, Tell me how
• 1:39:15
  your business will thrive. Yeah, fucking piece of shit. He only fucking
• 1:39:18
  he only fucking likes it because he's funny. They get filthy rich off the
• 1:39:23
  taxation off that ship. Bro. You know how I fucking know. I
• 1:39:25
  gotta listen to Poppy down there talk about every chance that he gets to bring
• 1:39:29
  it up. How we get how he gets taxed? Now we sorry,
• 1:39:31
  how he gets taxed no fucking much because he owns these weed stories. And
• 1:39:34
  who the fuck is supposed to tell grown man what the fuck to do with
• 1:39:38
  his body or with the smoker and what to do drugs with so it doesn't
• 1:39:41
  even matter. He shouldn't have no right to tell anybody what to do.
• 1:39:43
  Yeah, being a mayor, being whoever the fuck you are, who are
• 1:39:45
  you to tell someone wants to do? Hey, that's our mayor, dude,
• 1:39:48
  fuck him? LA sucks. So yeah, so he fixes U up.
• 1:39:53
  He can go. Fuck you want to say? Fuck Tucker Carlson?
• 1:39:56
  Yeah, fuck him sometimes too with some of the ship, he says.
• 1:39:59
  But when you get fired from Foxes because you weren't following the rules something he
• 1:40:04
  probably said. Healy said something, that's what I know he was. Yeah,
• 1:40:08
  so they were there. They kept telling that. Imagine getting fired from
• 1:40:15
  your job you've been doing for fucking ten years ten minutes before the no shame,
• 1:40:18
  these people don't give a fuck about you. Dog, That's literally what
• 1:40:21
  happened. He's like, I found out ten minutes before, I mean,
• 1:40:23
  don Lemon fired him, liked even tell me you got an email. I
• 1:40:29
  should know where he is though. By then he should know what kind of
• 1:40:33
  he had the biggest you know, he had the biggest show on cable TV.
• 1:40:38
  You know what they think They fired him to show everybody that, no
• 1:40:40
  matter what, you will never be bigger than Fox. Hey, dog,
• 1:40:43
  you will never be bigger than Fox. That's what they think they're saying,
• 1:40:45
  is like, shut the fuck up, murdocks. Baby. Yeah, I'm
• 1:40:48
  going down this fucking ordination wormhole. Dog. And they have like ideas,
• 1:40:53
  right, so they tell you it's like this is what kind of weddings are
• 1:40:56
  hot this fucking this summer, right, So Dog, I could even ead
• 1:40:59
  wedding. No, but I'm saying, like they tell you, They tell
• 1:41:01
  you like, oh, this is what you might want to require, so
• 1:41:04
  we just add weed to all these things. And yeah, that's what I'm
• 1:41:08
  saying. Oh we infuse food, weed a little, a little, earth
• 1:41:12
  smokes a lot, so we can get the super fly Man. That's gonna
• 1:41:14
  be the ship. Bro. I can't wait till we do our first wedding
• 1:41:15
  give away ceremonies. You know, a little what do they call that?
• 1:41:18
  The thing you take home the piles always take home? Oh the center piece?
• 1:41:25
  Yeah, yeah, we can make we can be fighting over that ship.
• 1:41:28
  We'll give me bong centerpieces, you know, go home with the bong.
• 1:41:30
  They'd be fighting that Doe center. You know what Doe. Somebody saying
• 1:41:32
  Fox suck, sucks, that they have sucks since they fucking eliminated all the
• 1:41:38
  good cartoons. I remember that used that used to be the only thing holy
• 1:41:41
  they're talking about, like Fox about Well, I was talking about that.
• 1:41:47
  There's no more fucking king Yeah, I was about to go ahead and no
• 1:41:51
  more I was talking. I was. I was talking about animation, domination,
• 1:41:57
  like like, honestly, you know what I don't get, Bro,
• 1:42:00
  I don't get why Bob's Burgers are so big. It's not the most funny
• 1:42:02
  show to me, Like it's it's it's man to me. It's like it's
• 1:42:06
  kind of like if I oh, it's if I were to watch fucking Napoleon
• 1:42:11
  Dynamite or I'm just seeing that that's cool. No, I just awkward.
• 1:42:16
  Sid It just it doesn't it doesn't. It doesn't hit for me. It
• 1:42:18
  doesn't hit for me, Like it really doesn't. And like I still support
• 1:42:23
  it. I'll still watch it. Whenever they comes on and I see the
• 1:42:25
  episode, I'm like, it's kind of funny, but like it's kind of
• 1:42:28
  it's kind of like, uh, like the New Simpsons, Bro, they
• 1:42:31
  just don't do it for me. They don't fucking do it for me though.
• 1:42:34
  Like it's the writers, man, Yeah, you think it's you think
• 1:42:38
  that, you think it's out, it's over. They we they worry too
• 1:42:42
  much about what the right they what the writers can and can't say that the
• 1:42:45
  writers can't be writers and fucking do what they do best. Honestly, when
• 1:42:47
  you write anything, sometimes it reflects with the times, you know, whether
• 1:42:53
  you're being direct at it or not, and being what the times are.
• 1:42:56
  Now everyone's gonna fucking suck, and everything does suck. There's a lot of
• 1:43:00
  shows out there, like sitcoms or dramatic programs. They don't hit the same
• 1:43:06
  like other programs like sopranos, the wire shit like that, and they could
• 1:43:11
  all a different time. They could be based on the same ship too,
• 1:43:14
  but Duncan can Ville, dun I typed in. I went to Fox's fucking
• 1:43:20
  animation Domination. It's a fucking cartoon under the Great North. See, that's
• 1:43:25
  probably one of these fucking cartoons that they think it's gonna be a smash hit
• 1:43:28
  because they get Bill Bird. That one's good. Be at the Dolby Theater.
• 1:43:34
  Hey, and don't be a hater. Bill Birds cartoon on Netflix is
• 1:43:38
  good. What is it called? Yeah, AP's Family is good. The
• 1:43:42
  first season was definitely good. There was a guy doing coke the whole time.
• 1:43:44
  Dog. I just I couldn't get into it. No I could.
• 1:43:47
  I'm sorry. Every five minutes. It was like nearing Joe Peshi talk.
• 1:43:51
  I liked it. I actually liked it a lot. Yeah that that never
• 1:43:57
  met Bill Burr x. Yeah, he made he roasted me. It was
• 1:43:59
  the best. What are you saying? It was the best. I saw
• 1:44:01
  him walking, So it would mean Sam I walking here kind of faggy a
• 1:44:08
  little bit, a little bit not like that, but like so, uh,
• 1:44:12
  we were just done podcasting, me and Sam Tripley and we were walking
• 1:44:15
  just kind of going to our cars. We're walking together, holding hands,
• 1:44:18
  holding hands, yeah, bro, you know usual. We're walking and uh
• 1:44:25
  Bill Burr walks right by Sam and Bill and Sam's like, hey, can
• 1:44:29
  you do my show this week? Bill Burr's like yeah, kind of like
• 1:44:33
  hey you busy. I kind of said what's up? But hey, can
• 1:44:35
  you do my show this weekend? And uh, Bill's like nah, like
• 1:44:39
  I'm out of town. I haven't seen the family, you know how it
• 1:44:42
  is. And Sam's like Sam hadn't sold Sam hadn't sold out, he hadn't
• 1:44:45
  sold out the show he needed he it was bad on take it at the
• 1:44:47
  moment, it was like a long time ago to and uh He's like,
• 1:44:51
  please do it. And he's like, I'm bo, I got family.
• 1:44:54
  And then Sam said I'll pay you double what I paid you last time.
• 1:44:57
  Bill's like I'm there like that damn like that. They didn't even think about
• 1:45:00
  I got dinner days, didn't even say let me call my wife. Literally
• 1:45:03
  said I'm there, So I don't even know how much I'm just I heard
• 1:45:06
  that and I was like, WHOA crazy that I heard that? And I'm
• 1:45:10
  walking by with my yeezies on and Bill Burr looks over and he's like,
• 1:45:13
  are those jeezies And I'm like yeah, He's like, you paid three hundred
• 1:45:16
  bucks for him? He said yeah, and he's like, fucking stupid kids,
• 1:45:19
  and then he just went into his building and just and I just walked
• 1:45:23
  out and said, fuck yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I got
• 1:45:26
  roasted Bill Burt from my yeezies. That was cool. And I got in
• 1:45:29
  my car and when I call you a fucking stupid kid, you don't get
• 1:45:32
  excited because you're not Bill Burn. Fuck you. It was kind of cool.
• 1:45:35
  And they was like they were just out and he's like, are those
• 1:45:38
  are stupid yeasies? And I was happy wearing him. He was right,
• 1:45:42
  you are stupid. Funny at that moment. At that moment, I couldn't
• 1:45:45
  afford him. It's funny that he knows that he's guy. He probably hasn't
• 1:45:50
  assisted to wear some ships. Yeah, yeah, like you know, all
• 1:45:56
  those guys probably have assisters. I'm surprised Joey Das doesn't have one. Would
• 1:46:00
  you have an assistant? Yeah? I would, okay, but would you
• 1:46:03
  make them do like roll your wing? Like do you really need an assistant?
• 1:46:06
  He zone? I think if you need assistance, like scheduling shit.
• 1:46:10
  Yeah, like like scheduling shit or like like little minor shit that I'm not
• 1:46:14
  trying to worry about, Like can you set this up before I come in?
• 1:46:16
  I see, either I'm gonna get like straight up bro like or like
• 1:46:20
  but you know, either you're gonna have to so an assistant to me.
• 1:46:24
  It's either you really really take care of them for you to really really take
• 1:46:27
  care of you, or it's gonna be a half ass ass all the time
• 1:46:29
  because you're not paying them enough. First of all, That's what I mean.
• 1:46:31
  That's the people. That's the people that you've been around. You gotta
• 1:46:34
  have make sure everything's cool, like because they don't. You never saw you
• 1:46:38
  never saw Jeffrey leave the you know what is it? Uh bel air?
• 1:46:42
  Like you know what I'm saying, until until the new season, you know
• 1:46:44
  what I'm saying. They made Jeffrey Hella tight in the new Confession Pins.
• 1:46:45
  Yeah, but that's what I'm just saying, Bro, Jeffrey Hella hello well
• 1:46:49
  to do all that shit. That's what I'm saying. If you pay someone
• 1:46:51
  to Hella well where they're your full time assistant and they don't have to do
• 1:46:54
  anything. They don't have to work a nine to five. They don't need
• 1:46:56
  a side hustle. It's just take care of you. Oh yeah. But
• 1:46:59
  if it's a side it's yeah, yeah, you gotta get pay good.
• 1:47:02
  Yeah, get pay good. Yeah. And if you and I'm sure those
• 1:47:04
  are sistance do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you get you
• 1:47:09
  would I would. And that's what I mean at that point, I don't
• 1:47:11
  think he would just having fucking scheduling yours. Like the times that I've like
• 1:47:14
  done some work for Chavo, his assistants always there's this young kid, right,
• 1:47:18
  I mean, he looks young. He's probably not that young, but
• 1:47:21
  I would overhear something that Shaba would ask him to do, and it's just
• 1:47:27
  like, you know, simple shit or you know, like getting a cup
• 1:47:29
  of coffee or scheduling uh, you know, an apployment or like oh I
• 1:47:32
  need you to contact this dude about this. This is not Yeah, I
• 1:47:35
  mean you do any shit like that. Like Mugg I'm sure he pays him
• 1:47:39
  good and he's wearing fucking bois. Yeah. Like when I live with George.
• 1:47:42
  I mean George isn't like the biggest, but when he let me live
• 1:47:44
  with him. I was pretty much his assistant to this day. I book
• 1:47:46
  flights from I have to. I checked them in this week, called me
• 1:47:49
  check me into my flight. Please, are really cooked up? Like I
• 1:47:51
  got you? I check him into his flights. That's assistant ship And I'm
• 1:47:55
  like yeah, but it's like that's what I'm saying. But if you wants
• 1:47:59
  full time assistant, call my attention. The cool thing about it is that
• 1:48:02
  I'm not gonna give you those calls anymore. That's not me no more.
• 1:48:05
  So it's just like what you mean, No, I'm just saying, oh,
• 1:48:08
  but whatever, it would it would just be like straight up like this
• 1:48:11
  business, be like hey, we're all running late, fucking open up,
• 1:48:15
  like like open up, you know we're we're at and fucking set up the
• 1:48:16
  cameras and frame. You should already know how to do this, like or
• 1:48:19
  like just something simple like that, or like just like not even set them
• 1:48:23
  up in frame, but just like they do that, or just be like
• 1:48:26
  hey, um, you know, like my new hats are done. It's
• 1:48:29
  a fucking fifteen minute drive. Can you go get them? Because I gotta
• 1:48:32
  do the show over here, you know what I mean? Like straight and
• 1:48:34
  shit like that I fee you definitely filling them up the tank for you for
• 1:48:40
  sure. Like when hit the live shows for you guys, my brother helped
• 1:48:45
  me out. Oh yeah, yeah he was great. Yeah he's good.
• 1:48:48
  Yeah, but for sure see him in weed yep, straight up something like
• 1:48:54
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