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PIT STOP · An ASMR Practice

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Speaker 1: Alright, fuckers. I got a certain Chris in my universe
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Speaker 1: feeding me lines. And, you know, this guy shared a
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Speaker 1: poem with me. And I was really grateful. I was like, okay, okay.
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Speaker 1: Dude's sharing a poem with me. Beautiful.
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Speaker 2: Now he's my muse.
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Speaker 1: Now he's my literal muse. And thank God I have
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Speaker 1: a decent one now. Holy shit. Um... So that's the
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Speaker 1: good thing about this guy is like, or this, this
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Speaker 1: is the good thing about like, in my opinion, like
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Speaker 1: centering men is like, you just got to go where
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Speaker 1: your heart like calls you. And like, you know, for me,
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Speaker 1: I enjoy feeling inspired. I literally enjoy feeling inspired. And
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I, I like when someone
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Speaker 1: sends me a poem. Or when someone sends me just
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Speaker 1: a wall. Like, okay, particularly, I find it amusing when, like,
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Speaker 1: a man, when a male-bodied person sends me a gosh
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Speaker 1: darn poem. Okay, privately. Send me a private poem, guys.
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Speaker 1: This is the way to my heart, is to send
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Speaker 1: me a private poem. Because if you're posting your shit
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Speaker 1: for everyone to see, I.
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Speaker 3: Don't want it.
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Speaker 2: I literally don't want it.
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Speaker 1: You know, and this is going to sound weird, but....
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Speaker 2: In a way, my brother really did inspire me.
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Speaker 1: Because he....
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Speaker 2: He was publishing in his, like, work journal. Like, where
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Speaker 2: he works. They have a journal. And he was publishing there.
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Speaker 1: And I really love that about him. He's a lover
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Speaker 1: of the arts. And he shared them with me. He
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Speaker 1: shared them with me privately. Like, he could have given
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Speaker 1: me the magazine. I would have read it out of
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Speaker 1: the magazine, too. And I feel like something like that
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Speaker 1: is still, like, somewhat private. And, like, I will say,
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Speaker 1: if I'm going to be a critic, I think this
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Speaker 1: new guy Chris's, his poem, like, resonated with me more
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Speaker 1: than my brother's. Because my brother, you know, he's, like,
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Speaker 1: in his, like, having kids journey. my understanding is this
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Speaker 1: guy sent me a poem he wrote like when he
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Speaker 1: was like younger and kind of goofing off.
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Speaker 2: And I thought it was pretty freaking good.
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Speaker 1: It was funny it was funny it was referential what
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Speaker 1: did I tell him I was like it's the perfect
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Speaker 1: combination of mystery and humor dude This is great. And
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Speaker 1: I like this guy. I mean obviously he's like hella occupied.
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Speaker 1: He's like extremely occupied. And yet he still has the time.
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Speaker 2: To read my poems and to share his own. This
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Speaker 2: is friendship.
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Speaker 1: I love it. Me. Unfortunately, you just would not believe
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Speaker 1: the traffic where I'm at right now. I'm near the fairgrounds,
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Speaker 1: and the fair is happening. I... You know....
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Speaker 2: Wow, that shit's sparkly over there. It's, like, so sparkly, I, like.
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Speaker 2: I'm having a hard time.
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Speaker 2: Believing it.
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Speaker 1: Um....
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm in freaking Mississippi.
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Speaker 1: Oh!
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Speaker 2: I'm in Mississippi. And I'm at the freaking capital city.
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Speaker 1: So at the exit, I really had to pee and
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Speaker 1: I really needed gas. Oh man, I don't even think
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Speaker 1: I got gas at the gas station.
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Speaker 2: What the heck? Gonna have to find another one. I
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Speaker 2: gotta get out of this area. This is not right.
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Speaker 2: I really just had to pee. I couldn't even think
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Speaker 2: I had to pee so bad.
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Speaker 1: And then I'm seeing signs. I'm seeing signs, dude. Unfortunately,
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Speaker 1: I'm reading the signs. I'm getting distracted from my task
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Speaker 1: of peeing. And I'm like... I'm like, I gotta, I
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Speaker 1: gotta go. I gotta go. So I'm seeing signs for
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Speaker 1: everything I like, right? It's like the state Capitol. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: oh hell yeah. I was like, I could pee at
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Speaker 1: the state Capitol. Let's freaking go. They usually got free bathrooms.
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Speaker 1: They usually got free water. They usually got some gentlemen
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Speaker 1: in suits. That are trying to talk to you. I
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Speaker 1: like these things. And then I realized. It's Sunday. Of
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Speaker 1: course nothing is open. And then I was like oh
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Speaker 1: convention center. I love a convention center. Psych. That shit
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Speaker 1: is closed on Sunday as well.
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Speaker 2: What the heck.
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Speaker 1: Y'all are taking me off with this. I'm actually happy
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Speaker 1: for them. I'm actually really happy for them that they're
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Speaker 1: closed on Sunday. I think probably everything should be closed
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Speaker 1: on Sunday. I say while enjoying something that's, like, not
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Speaker 1: closed on Sunday.
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Speaker 2: And it's really fucking good.
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Speaker 1: I don't care what anybody says.
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Speaker 2: My girl calls me this morning.
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Speaker 1: She's, like, talking about the food's poisoned. They're poisoning us.
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Speaker 2: Bruh, I wish they were.
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Speaker 1: Oh! I did want to like give a shout out,
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Speaker 1: like because, you know, or.
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Speaker 2: Just like Grace, I want to say Grace a little bit.
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Speaker 1: I think that... What am I trying to say? I
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Speaker 1: feel like all my indicators are signaling to me that
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Speaker 1: I am in good health. You know? My skin is clear,
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Speaker 1: my hair is pretty soft, as soft as it's ever
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Speaker 1: really been. You know, I don't have anything itchy going on.
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Speaker 1: You know, my libido is present. It is here with me.
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Speaker 1: My libido is in the room with me. And am
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Speaker 1: I eating alleged poison? Yeah, I am.
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Speaker 2: Y'all are just bitch made.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I think you
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Speaker 1: have like inner demons. I think if you're like eating
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Speaker 1: food and you're like, oh my God, this shit is poisoned.
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Speaker 2: This shit is definitely poison.
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Speaker 1: Either A, you're being fearmongered on social media. B, you
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Speaker 1: have inner demons that are rotting you from the inside out.
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Speaker 1: Or C, I suppose there might be something else. Like
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Speaker 1: you might have some kind of like third party illness.
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Speaker 1: My understanding is some people have like autoimmune disorders, allegedly.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I have a hard time believing it because
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Speaker 1: I dated a woman who allegedly had a bunch of
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Speaker 1: like autoimmune disorders and like her mom was like.
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Speaker 2: Pushing opiates onto me.
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Speaker 1: You know, it just seemed like the more I came
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Speaker 1: to know about this family, It seemed like they were
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Speaker 1: like kind of addicted to Big Pharma. They were literally
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Speaker 1: addicted to Big Pharma. And like, my understanding is they
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Speaker 1: had just like hella pills. They literally just had a
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Speaker 1: bunch of pills. And her mom was.
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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, she allegedly has an autoimmune disorder. Okay.
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Speaker 1: And so her mom is like stockpiling all these freaking pills.
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Speaker 1: And then her mom says to me, that ass, her
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Speaker 1: mom says to me, she's like, you know, this medicine
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Speaker 1: is free through insurance. Or, like, I pay very little.
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Speaker 2: Like, if you.
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Speaker 1: Pay this much, like, you can have fun and you
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Speaker 1: can be supporting my family. and listen I didn't even
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Speaker 1: need all that justification I'm gonna be honest I was
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Speaker 1: like my dad just died like my dad literally like
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Speaker 1: just died I was like grieving so much someone helped me, like, realize, oh,
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Speaker 1: it was my therapist, oh my god, because I was
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Speaker 1: talking about, I was talking about, like, yeah, when I had, like,
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Speaker 1: low-key a pill problem, and, like, and I was, like, smoking, like,
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Speaker 1: hella cigarettes and stuff, and, like, he was, like, so
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Speaker 1: was there a trigger for that, what, like, did something
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Speaker 1: happen around that time, he's, like, think about what age
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Speaker 1: you were, did anything happen, and I was, like, oh, yeah, right, yeah,
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Speaker 1: my dad literally.
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Speaker 2: Just died, I said.
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Speaker 1: I thought about it for a second. I, like, started
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Speaker 1: to answer his question before I thought about it. And
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Speaker 1: then I was like, wait. Literally wait. I was like,
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Speaker 1: I fear that was when my dad died. And I
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Speaker 1: sort of went off the rails, because... He was, like,
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Speaker 1: my favorite person in the whole world. That's why I
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Speaker 1: won't shut up about him. I'm never gonna shut up
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Speaker 1: about him. You literally can't make me. Um... And did
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Speaker 1: my dad think the food was poison?
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Speaker 2: I don't think so. Maybe a little.
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Speaker 1: I think mostly he thought that... Mostly he thought that
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Speaker 1: the way that we farm meat is gross for the
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Speaker 1: most part. Particularly chicken. And I agree with that. That's
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Speaker 1: just like literally nasty. I buy the expensive eggs. I
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Speaker 1: don't care how much it costs. I only want the
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Speaker 1: expensive eggs. There's a difference. There's literally a difference. And
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Speaker 1: like sometimes I, you know, there have been times that
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Speaker 1: I've been offered somebody's like homegrown eggs and I'm like, okay,
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Speaker 1: let me, let me see your operation. I want to
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Speaker 1: see the operation. And there have been times where I've
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Speaker 1: looked at the operation of somebody's homegrown eggs and I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I don't want this shit. This is corrupt. This is
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Speaker 1: literally corrupt, and you're not doing this right. Like, you
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Speaker 1: have the means to do it right, and you're not
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Speaker 1: giving the chickens enough space.
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Speaker 2: Like, ugh.
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Speaker 1: Me, I'm giving everyone space. Y'all can have all the
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Speaker 1: damn space you want, okay? Um, this is what they want.
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Speaker 1: They want space. is fucking gay. So is that what
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Speaker 1: I was going to talk about? Yeah. I just, I'm
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Speaker 1: feeling good. I haven't been eating very much like artificial
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Speaker 1: protein lately, which normally I would because it's sort of
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Speaker 1: like when I start to pay, like when I'm hungry
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Speaker 1: and I start to panic that I'm hungry, that's sort of.
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Speaker 2: Like my go-to.
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Speaker 1: It's like, Ooh, protein bar, which now I kind of
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Speaker 1: want one. Cause I do think I have some in
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Speaker 1: the bag. But I have like, they're like low. They're
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Speaker 1: like not that much protein. You know, my man at home,
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Speaker 1: he'll be like, you need more protein. I'm like, no
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Speaker 1: I don't. No, we don't. This is like, because it's.
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Speaker 2: All about the optimization.
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Speaker 1: Men are fucking sluts for optimization. I just want to like,
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Speaker 1: not have my tummy hurt and not have my skin like,
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Speaker 1: fucking boiling. out, like, you know, I want my hair
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Speaker 1: to look, like, a little good, and my understanding is, like,
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Speaker 1: for good hair, you just need, like, oils, you just
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Speaker 1: literally need some, like, fucking butter, or some tallow, or,
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Speaker 1: you know, oils, you need fat, we need fat, so
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Speaker 1: I've been fat maxing this shit, like, and I'm not even,
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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gaining weight, I don't know, I
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Speaker 1: haven't had a scale for, like, two weeks, which is
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Speaker 1: kind of nice, because I think, yeah, like, the Having a.
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Speaker 1: It's like, I don't really care about my weight, but
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Speaker 1: if the scale is on the floor, I am gonna
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Speaker 1: go ahead and hop on it just to see. Like,
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Speaker 1: I used to care a lot more, especially, like, when
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Speaker 1: I first met my partner, because he was, like, you know,
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Speaker 1: optimizing everything and, like, you know, telling me I needed
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Speaker 1: more protein and, like... Yeah, it just wasn't fun, like...
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Speaker 1: And I get it. I did it to myself in
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Speaker 1: college and in high school. At the end of high
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Speaker 1: school and the beginning of college, I'm reversing into a
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Speaker 1: freaking tilted parking space right now. This is so hard. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I think I did it. Yeah, that's all I know.
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Speaker 1: I just think we do not need to be optimizing this.
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Speaker 1: I think we literally just need to eat and not
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Speaker 1: be so worried about eating. I honestly think just not
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Speaker 1: stressing about food is helping me. And honestly, I think
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Speaker 1: pasta is gross. Which I did. We got some people
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Speaker 1: and I got some freaking pasta from the farmer's market.
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Speaker 1: So I'm curious to try like farmer's market pasta. Like
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Speaker 1: it was super expensive. So maybe it's better. But something
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Speaker 1: about just like pasta. And this is what my friend
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Speaker 1: was saying. She's like talking about I don't remember what
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Speaker 1: she was saying, but what it made me think of
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Speaker 1: is how people just be eating, like, filler. They just
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Speaker 1: be eating, like, filler food. And, like, this is what
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Speaker 1: we do to pets, where we just, like... We just
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Speaker 1: cram them full of, like, grains and freaking stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: Just so they're big. And I did... I did, honestly...
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Speaker 1: I received a message from the universe that just said,
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Speaker 1: it's okay to check. Cause I think I was pathologized
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Speaker 1: because my ex friend like was posting poems, you know,
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Speaker 1: very fruitfully on her stupid fucking blog where she writes
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Speaker 1: just like terrible poems. And, and she's like name dropping
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Speaker 1: people in my life. And so I was getting a
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Speaker 1: little like testy about it. I was like, What the fuck?
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Speaker 1: You're first and last name dropping people in my life?
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Speaker 1: Including me? And it's like, I don't think anybody's reading
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Speaker 1: her shit because it sucks. But like, I received a
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Speaker 1: message from the universe that was like, and so she
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Speaker 1: pathologized me as having OCD. And because I guess checking
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Speaker 1: is like an OCD thing. Something like that. And she's like,
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Speaker 1: she's like psychoanalyzing me and pathologizing me on her stupid
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Speaker 1: fucking blog. And I'm like, what?
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Speaker 2: And so I was like, okay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need to do this. This is, like,
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Speaker 1: not a disorder. I was, frankly, concerned for your well-being
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Speaker 1: the way that you're doing all this. Um... I think
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Speaker 1: I was just also, like... Whatever. It doesn't fucking matter.
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Speaker 1: So I received a message from the universe that was, like,
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Speaker 1: it's okay.
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Speaker 2: Like, nothing.
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Speaker 1: Just check. Just check and see what's good. Nothing good.
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Speaker 2: Nothing good.
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Speaker 1: Listen, Ho is doing feminism really well or something. She's, like,
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Speaker 1: doing intersectional feminism really well. She's, like, doing our college
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Speaker 1: a lot of justice, okay? And by that I mean
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Speaker 1: she is single-handedly probably making nobody ever want to go
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Speaker 1: to college, which I guess is probably her goal because, like,
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Speaker 1: college didn't really benefit her all that much.
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Speaker 2: Um, it would seem.
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Speaker 1: And like, she like regrets the entire experience and she
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, they were poisoning us with the food
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Speaker 1: and college is just worthless. And like, she has like
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Speaker 1: infinite debt essentially. And I mean, it can't relate. I
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Speaker 1: had a little bit of debt and fortunately for me,
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Speaker 1: I procured the means to pay it off. Okay. And
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Speaker 1: by that I mean I have a really, really good
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Speaker 1: friend who offered to pay it off for me. And
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Speaker 1: I should probably be... See, some people might say, like,
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Speaker 1: you should be more grateful towards him. Like, you should, like,
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Speaker 1: be more considerate and kind towards him. And I'm just, like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't ask him to pay it off.
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Speaker 1: And I don't think I owe anything to him because
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Speaker 1: he offered out of his own volition to pay it off.
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Speaker 1: I mean, he offered kind of a little bit selfishly. Essentially,
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Speaker 1: he was like, you know, our finances are together. And like,
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Speaker 1: if you're accruing interest on this debt, then this like
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Speaker 1: negatively affects me. He's like, so let's just pay it off.
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, sure. I was like, really? Really, babe?
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: And so I don't really feel like I owe him
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Speaker 1: anything as a result of that. Like if anything, he
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Speaker 1: should just take my fucking advice, you know? like oh
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Speaker 1: my god we freaking renegotiated the goddamn terms of this
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Speaker 1: freaking partnership and he's like what did he say a
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Speaker 1: handsome man just walked out of this building.
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Speaker 2: I got a little distracted laughing.
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Speaker 1: The thing is, this is my defense, okay? This is
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Speaker 1: the last time I'm saying it. I don't want to
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Speaker 1: treat him like a piece of meat. And I don't
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Speaker 1: want to treat him like a wallet. This was never
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Speaker 1: my intention. And I think sometimes men treat themselves that way.
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Speaker 1: Sometimes men are just doing way too much. I wouldn't
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Speaker 1: say they're doing way too much, but they're offering. He's
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Speaker 1: hyper-fixated on the gym. And he's also low-key shaming me
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Speaker 1: for my body. because, like, I'm not doing the gym
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Speaker 1: good enough, and I'm not, like, muscular enough, or what
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Speaker 1: the fuck ever, I'm like.
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Speaker 3: Okay, and then I'm begging him, I'm begging him, I'm like,
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Speaker 3: please go hang out with your gym bro, please, please,
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Speaker 3: he's like, no, I want to go to the gym
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Speaker 3: with you, I'm like, no, go hang out with your
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Speaker 3: gym bro.
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Speaker 1: And, like, Because I.
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Speaker 2: They were good together.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. And then I felt bad. I felt
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Speaker 1: like I was tearing the friendship apart. I'm like Yoko
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Speaker 1: Ono in this bitch, dude. And I didn't even want
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Speaker 1: to be.
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Speaker 2: I was like, go hang out with your gym bro.
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Speaker 1: He has big muscles. You'll like that. Like, get off
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Speaker 1: my fucking back, bro. What the hell? Why? Why? Like,
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Speaker 1: because I have more fun in the gym without him.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest.
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Speaker 1: He's like a major distraction. And....
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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to focus.
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Speaker 1: I'm literally just trying to focus and I cannot do
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Speaker 1: it with a dude. I mean, I, it was easy
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Speaker 1: for me to focus when it was the three of us,
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Speaker 1: when it was like the two gym bros fucking jerking
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Speaker 1: each other off or whatever. And like taking pictures in
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Speaker 1: the mirror together. Like I was like, yeah, y'all do that.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to be like doing what I want to do,
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Speaker 1: you know, free from your gosh darn gaze. Okay. Like,
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Speaker 1: like it was nice. It was nice. I miss those days.
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Speaker 1: And it's like his little buddy is like begging him
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Speaker 1: to go to the gym and I'm I'm on his ass.
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Speaker 1: I'm like go to the gym with your freaking friend.
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Speaker 1: You're such a bad friend dude. You're literally a bad friend.
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Speaker 1: And like am I the best friend ever? No. I'm
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Speaker 1: not the best friend ever but I'm pretty okay I think.
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Speaker 1: I'm getting better every day.
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Speaker 2: I'm trying.
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Speaker 1: I'm trying.
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Speaker 2: I think I'm like, it's hard.
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Speaker 1: It's hard when you live with someone who doesn't give
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Speaker 1: a fuck about being a good friend or a good person.
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Speaker 2: It's like, why, why.
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Speaker 1: Am I going to try? You know, cause part of
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Speaker 1: me just wants to invest all of my energy into
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Speaker 1: being on his ass and like not in a sexual way.
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Speaker 1: And like, uh, I want to fucking yell at you.
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Speaker 1: I literally just want to yell at you because this
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Speaker 1: is the only thing that fucking matters right now and
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Speaker 1: this is simply not true and i'm learning this is
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Speaker 1: not true i it's like i want to go home
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Speaker 1: and i'm thinking of all the people i want to
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Speaker 1: see and it's like i don't even know how i'm
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Speaker 1: gonna pick and you know my cat is number one
23:11
Speaker 1: my cat is number one of course carlos carlito bandito
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Speaker 1: is number one okay and um and then i don't
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Speaker 1: know what i'm gonna do i really don't.
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Speaker 2: But I'm excited to.
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Speaker 1: I'm excited to find out. I'm really excited to find out. So...
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Speaker 1: I think....
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Speaker 2: I love where I'm from.
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Speaker 1: I really do love where I'm from. It's very... It's
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Speaker 1: very safe. I don't think I've ever had any kind
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Speaker 1: of negative experience... Other than like, I'm not going to lie,
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Speaker 1: the college kids are like, I just, okay, maybe this
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Speaker 1: is what it is. I think like, I think part
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Speaker 1: of me is maybe still operating from like my teenage
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Speaker 1: brain a little bit where like when I was like
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Speaker 1: in high school, I looked at the college kids and
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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, they're adults. And now I look
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Speaker 1: at them and I'm like, these are kids. These are
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Speaker 1: literal kids.
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Speaker 2: And it, like, bothers me.
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Speaker 1: Because I feel like I've been an adult since I was, like,
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Speaker 1: freaking 14, dude. I feel like I've looked essentially like
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Speaker 1: this since I was 14. Like, not much has really changed. Like,
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Speaker 1: in physical appearance.
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Speaker 2: I'm a little more muscular, honestly. I would say.
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Speaker 1: Okay. I'm a little more muscular. So... You know, I
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Speaker 1: think that's good. Like, I feel like pretty... Oh, you
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Speaker 1: know what is different? I... The other... A bit ago,
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Speaker 1: I fell on the concrete. And I caught myself with
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Speaker 1: my hands. And the way... Like, it was pretty hard.
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Speaker 1: And I scraped myself. And I was pretty sure that
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Speaker 1: I was gonna be bleeding. Just cause it hurt that bad,
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Speaker 1: you know? And then I look at my hands and
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Speaker 1: there's no blood and it didn't even cut. And I
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Speaker 1: was like, I was like, wow. Like I just understood
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Speaker 1: the thing they said about like thick skin. Like I
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Speaker 1: feel like my skin just literally might be a little
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Speaker 1: thicker now.
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Speaker 2: Cause I used to just like bleed pretty easily.
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Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, you know, I like had
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Speaker 1: a moment, you know, I was like, oh, okay. Maybe
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Speaker 1: this is like the sign that I'm an adult is
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Speaker 1: that like, I just fell and scraped my shit on
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Speaker 1: the concrete and it didn't bleed. Cause you know, you
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Speaker 1: think about a baby, it's like, gosh, you just look
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Speaker 1: at a baby and it's bleeding. Like, oh my goodness.
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Speaker 3: Anyways.
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Speaker 1: Okay. This has been my pit stop rant.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Hope you liked it. Bye.