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Hungover On A Monday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.29.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Happy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. All right. Oh, no. Happy Hot Topic.
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Oh, jeez. Here we go. We're going to talk about
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all the stuff going on in the world. Oh, it's
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going to be so good. We're going to be laughing,
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romancing, dancing. All right. I know. Oh, I
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should probably do that thing where I... Unmediative!
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Ariana Grande is spending time with an old flame.
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Oh yeah, that's when she realizes she's ran out
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of guys to hang out with. Because everyone knows
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she's a side chick. So she's got to go to bed.
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She's got to go to old flames because she's that
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bad. The Wicked Star was joined by her ex -boyfriend
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Ricky Alvarez during a group lunch at Danada
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Cantina in Austin, Texas. Oh yeah, you know they
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banged. June 25th. As seen in photos circulating
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on social media, Grande wore a black t -shirt
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from her ongoing Eternal Sunshine Tour while
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seated at a table across from Alvarez, who donned
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a tee that showed off his distinctive arm tattoo.
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Why would you hang out with her again? She's
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a career side chick. And he's a handsome guy.
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You can get any girl he wants. She's so bony
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now. She looks like Skeletor. And the singer
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was very sociable during her meal, according
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to DeNada Cantina owners. I'm sure she was. Steven
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Shawcross, who told local newspaper, the Austin
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American Statesman, that Grande was friendly
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to both staff and guests. Yeah, because she just
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went through a breakup. And everyone knows she's
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a side chick. And everyone knows she ruined her
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marriage with Dalton Gomez. And everyone knows
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that she ruined Ethan Slater's marriage. And
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she's trying to fix her reputation. In fact,
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the 33 -year -old snapped a few selfies with
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fans who later posted the photos online. online.
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You can't fool me. I still think you're ridiculous.
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Grande is currently in Austin as part of her
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three -day run of shows at the Moody Center.
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During her first night performing at the location
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June 24th, she suddenly modified the lyrics to
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Thank You Next in a seeming nod to where she
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stands with Alvarez. Here's what she needs to
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do. She needs to make a song called I'm a Dirty
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Rotten Sidekick and then I'll respect her. And
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now for something completely different. Yesterday,
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as you all know. Actually, before I get into
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this segment, I must. I must play some story
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time music. So I worked from 2 p .m. to 7 .30
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p .m. So I said, you know what? I'm going to
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hang out at Carverhurst and 4th Street for a
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few hours. So I do that very thing. And what
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happens, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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is the fact that all of a sudden, there's this
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freaking mutant. There's a mutant that walks
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in. He's wearing one of those vests, like he's
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going to be climbing up a pole. Oh, jeez. But
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you know what I mean, like one of the, like,
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vests for, like, people that work outside. But
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he has his shirt off. And he's just bothering
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everybody at the bar. And he goes, I got to leave
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now. I got to go catch a bus to go to brand.
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I'm like, okay. See you later, alligator. So
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now what happens is... He comes back like 20
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minutes later and he's like, oh my God, I missed
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the bus. Can anybody drive me to Brandon, Florida?
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Now, by the way, from St. Pete, that's about
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45 minutes. And he didn't really look like he
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could provide you gas money. So what happened
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was this. He goes, hey, I can call my wife. My
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wife. That's like Borat. I wish she was Borat.
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He said, I can call my wife and figure this out.
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He says to the bartender, the very nice Kayla.
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He goes, hey, can I use your phone? And she goes,
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no, you know, it's charging. Even though she's
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on it all the time, but I know why she didn't
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want him to have the number. And then he's like,
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does the store have a phone? Or do we know of
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anybody that can make phones? Or not make phones,
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but anybody around here that can let me use the
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phone. And I go, hey, man, my phone is all messed
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up. It can only talk on speaker. But if you want
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to use my phone, that's fine. And he goes, oh,
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really? Thank you. So he proceeds to call his
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dirty, rotten wife. And he goes, hey, babe. And
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this is on speaker. Can you hear me? She goes,
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yeah. He goes... I'm on speaker on someone's
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trash -ass phone. Hey, dude, you're a loser.
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You're asking people to use their phone and then
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someone graciously lets you use their phone in
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public and you call it a trash -ass phone? No,
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you're a trash -ass person. And he gives me back
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the phone and he's like, hey, dude. My wife is
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going to be called back in a few minutes. And
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he calls back and, man, did he get scolded. So
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what happened was he ended up finding a temporary
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job where he would get a ride back to Brandon.
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And I was like, you know what? I'm never... Ever
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doing anything nice for anybody. Ever again.
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This is what I get. People telling me I'm a loud
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mouth. That is. People telling me I need to be
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nicer. To have a community. So I do that. And
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then I bite you in the ass. But then I looked
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at the freaking mutant. And I said, hey, at least
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I'm not you. You loser. You probably think Bubba's
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a good radio host. He is. But you know what I
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mean. All right. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox.
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It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour
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with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. So I had a lot of
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comments. I made a Facebook post about it. Here
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was my comment. I said, so I let this guy at
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a comic bar use my phone, which is three years
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old and beat up, but I refuse to get a new phone
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because why spend money on that? He calls his
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wife and goes, pardon me if I sound weird. I'm
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using this trash ass phone. And then five minutes
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later goes, yeah, this guy needs a new phone.
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This is what I get for being nice. DJ Corrupted
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said. Time for an upgrade. My good homie Paul
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Roman said, rock until the wheels fall off. Jake
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Clap, one of our P -Line listeners said, being
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nice is absolutely thankless. But you don't do
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it for yourself. Because in your nature, it is
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to be a good person. Some people will acknowledge
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it, but it's never why you do it. I'm just investing.
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It's infuriating. And then also we have more
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messages in my inbox. I did a rant saying that
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the 708 Kava or Kratom stuff that got banned,
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that it's not like the Kratom, like Club 13 or
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Mitra 9, and those should not be banned. And
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Gavin, who was a great Kava tender, said, I've
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been saying this forever. Good stuff. And Frank
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the Kava G said, Over from O2 Kava Bar said,
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good job, bro. And then I did that rant about
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that dirty rotten hag. Now there's Tiffany Hennigan.
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And someone said, she moved to Georgia with her
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crookedness. Wake up, Georgia. She effed up Chicago.
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She's a con and a loser. This AIDS fire suspect,
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the trial ends in a mistrial. It's like that
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scene from Idiocracy. I'm a mistrial, my foot
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up your ass if you don't shut up. I love how
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LA is like, oh yeah, people in Florida are such
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losers. And then the worst wildfire that ever
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happened, the person that helped start it. It's
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a mistrial. That's why California sucks. And
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the only reason we can't laugh at you fully is
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all your records are private. So we don't know
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what goes on in your state. A judge has declared
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a mistrial in the case against a former Uber
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driver accused of sparking the most destructive
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fire in Los Angeles history. And listen, I never
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want to hear California talk smack about Florida
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where I reside. You losers let this guy get a
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mistrial. jurors said they were deadlocked on
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all three felony counts here's the problems with
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the jurors saying you gotta get jurors that don't
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know things because they're stupid we all know
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this guy's guilty let's get right out to kta's
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rachel manitow from downtown la with more hi
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rachel hi sam hi john that's right the jury was
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deadlocked with 10 voting to acquit two voting
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to convict and the judge ultimately declared
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a mistrial Man, California is really messed up.
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After determining the jury was at an impasse
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and further deliberation was not going to change
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the outcome. Jonathan Rinderknecht was noticeably...
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Loser! ...relieved, seen wiping away tears or
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sweat. Pussy! When a federal judge declared a
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mistrial in his arson case. He's the former Uber
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driver accused of starting the January 1st, 2025
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Lockman fire. You know what? Let this guy sleep
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over in one of the jurors' house. See how that
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ends, you loser. Which prosecutors allege reignited
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and started the devastating Palisades fire. One
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juror told reporters she didn't feel the prosecution
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proved the defendant's guilt beyond a reasonable
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doubt. Let's hear it from this dirty writer.
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Dirty Rotten Hag. If there was enough proof,
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I'm not going to put somebody down for that entire
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thing. A lot happened there. All right. You're
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an idiot! And you probably think Gavin Newsom's
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a good governor, but you're stupid! Mm -hmm.
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Steve -O signs off on BAM! Mark Jarrett! And
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says, I love you, but you gotta admit when you're
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wrong. I know what Steve -O's done! But let's
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be honest here. We need to be grateful that Ben
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Margera is just alive, man. Baby steps with him.
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You can't expect him to change overnight. No,
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you cannot. All right. Here is Steve -O talking
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about Ben Margera. Right here. If this wants
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to load. Not at all that at the very end, you
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guys weren't able to kind of come together. Oh,
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yeah. They were coming together when they ran
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a joint. Burn has figured it out. Yeah, I mean,
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dude, 100%. It was wonderful. Man, Steve -O's
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really starting to age. That he agreed to be
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featured in this at all. It's wonderful that
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he is evidently In such a good place. Yeah, Steve
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-O's doing that thing that a lot of douchebags
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do. I'm not saying Steve -O's a douche. I've
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hung out with him. He's a good dude. But where
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he's prophesied by complimenting him, he's going
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to insult him. Clear and healthy. It was so wonderful
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to see his parents last night for them to be
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there. At the movie premiere. And on the Gen
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X radio, gosh! I know, we're all like watching
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a movie. That's what we got, you know? And all
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we can do is root for him. We never didn't love
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him. Right. We never didn't love him. Something
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that makes a Billy Madison, Bubba the Love Sponge,
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man count, get out there. I think we all wish
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that he could recognize what happened. The last
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time around, it was just, hey, we love you. We
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did everything that we could. All right. See
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ya. See ya. Listen to me. Baby steps. I know
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you're looking for a formal apology, but I'm
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being alive as that. He's having a hot piece
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of ass girlfriend that's taking care of him.
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Show that we love you to try to save you. And,
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like, he just, like, you know, all this. Yeah,
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Steve -O's wishy -washy. Which is probably why
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he's such good friends with Kelta. Because he's
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wishy -washy. It looks like he needs to wash
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himself anyway. And rapper Twista pleads guilty
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for not paying income taxes for five years. Dude,
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how much of a freaking idiot are you? Are you
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trying to get away with not paying your taxes?
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Now, if you were an LLC, you'd probably get away
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with it. But you're Twista. A very talented,
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but washed up actor. You're trying to get caught.
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Are you out of your mind, dude? You were probably
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thinking you could just rap so fast they would
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have no idea what you're talking about. But you
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can't. You got caught, dude. I never get people
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that cheat the taxes. The IRS wins every single
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time. The IRS never doesn't win. It's like that
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song by... Who was it? DJ Khaled. All I do is
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win, win, win. It's all the IRS does is win,
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win, win. No matter what, you're not beating
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them. Idiot. I have a few rappers that are literally
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in my DMs. Oh, yeah. You know, everybody wants
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to play. Oh, Bunny XO. They're like, yo. Bunny
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XO is revealing some inappropriate DMs she received.
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Oh, yeah. The ex of Jelly Roll shared a clip
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from. You used to show your butt on camera. It's
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not that inappropriate, honey. Her dumb blonde
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podcast. You are a dumb blonde. On social media,
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June 25th. In a video, Bunny talks about some
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interesting DMs she's gotten. Oh, yeah! Let me
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rock your ass! You know what I'm saying? Oh,
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man, I need to get out of here. All right. All
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right, listen to me. I know she commented on
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a TMZ section and said that, oh, I was just kidding
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when she said she got out of a 10 -year bid.
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But listen, you've been a public figure long
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enough to know that you can't just make jokes
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like that. No wonder you call yourself a dumb
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blonde, because that's what you are. Without
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Jelly Roll making you famous, you'd be another
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OnlyFans girl that'd be forgotten. You're a moron.
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Idiot. Oh, the cackling hen. Shut up. She follows
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up that controversial claim by saying, I'm going
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to get a phone call. And all her kids ask, shut
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up. I'm going to get a phone call. I'm going
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to call me and be like. What the f***? I'm sorry.
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What an annoying hag. The two officially listed
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their date of separation as May 9th, 2026. You
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know he's probably like nine women, had like
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three different three thumbs, and she's just
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sitting there living in the past. Move on. You
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got replaced, honey. You're very replaceable.
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Monday, we're all hanging out. Is anybody else
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hungover? If you're hungover, please raise your
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hand. Cause I'm hungover. Had a bottle of wine
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and two white claws last night. I was lit. Attention,
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FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,
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rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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A six person with a powerful tool. On three.
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One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this
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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
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With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. Now, now, now,
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now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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over. Okay, wait. All right. So big. Now, something
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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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with Hoppy. Oh my God. What a way to begin a
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Monday broadcast. As I had my microphone off.
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And if you're listening in Fresno, it's actually
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Tuesday. So I got a Tuesday morning to you. But
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guess what? Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to
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go to Tchotchkes? Get some coffee? It's a little
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early. I got to get out of here. I think I'm
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going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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got a case of the moon. One more time. Uh -oh.
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the moon.
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Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
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of the moon. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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got a case of the Mondays. That ain't right here.
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Let me ask you something. When you come in on
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Monday and you're not feeling real well, does
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anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone has
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a case of the Mondays? No. No, man. Shit, no,
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man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying
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something like that, man. Oh, yeah, right. Hey,
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you know. What a Monday! On Friday, I worked
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for 92 .5 Max over in Brandon, Florida. And then
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Saturday, I recorded Javier. And Sunday, I took
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the day off. I was going to take today off, but
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you know what? I have nothing else to do. I'm
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a very, a single man. Why is it that when I'm
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in a relationship or a situation, all these girls
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be sliding in my DMs? But when I'm single, oh
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yeah, every girl's hitting me up when I'm single.
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Yeah. Because they're clout chasers. Not all
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women, just the ones that are in St. Pete. My
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goodness. You know what? I never want to hear
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a short person ever again go, oh, it must be
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so great being tall. It sucks. Outside yesterday,
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there was... A neighbor that was moving out.
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You know what my favorite hobby is? My favorite
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hobby is when a neighbor moves out and they throw
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out their perfectly good furniture and you grab
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it. I saw two paintings. It kind of looks like
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a Marilyn Monroe, like up close. It's like of
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her lips and possibly, and then there's one of
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like lips as well. I think it's based off of
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Marilyn Monroe and I added that to the house.
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And then I got Aqua Teen, NBA, C -Lab, Chicago,
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radio stuff like the T -Man show. Beanie Anthony,
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Mancow, Q105. I got DVD covers hanging up on
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the wall like The Critic, Mission Hill, Dilbert,
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Oblongs, Brickleberry. Got Donovan McNabb's autograph.
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I got about four Michael Jordan posters. Lil
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Wayne. But I needed to class it up a little,
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man. Mm -hmm. You walk into my house when you
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go to pound town. And it's like you're back in
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high school. If you're the hot ass girl having
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sex, cause I didn't have sex until I was 21,
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where it was like posters. I have one of the
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universe. So I don't even know what my point
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was, but yeah, just, you know, hanging out with
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my back pain. I know what I remember and what
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I was trying to say. I'm a little high right
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now. I don't know if you can tell. There was
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a cabinet that I really needed. Perfectly fine.
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although the person's diary was in there I don't
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know who moved on I don't know if I should read
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that even though I'm going to but the thing though
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is I was carrying it up the stairs because there
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was no wheels or anything and oh my god my back
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hurts last night I could like feel the back pain
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in my dreams it was terrible and then when I
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turned right to left Trying to figure out how
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I want to sleep. Then my cat doesn't want to
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hear me. But you know what is the ultimate sign
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that you're starting to age as a millennial?
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When you're drunk at home drinking a bottle of
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wine and a white cloth. Well, damn right. Nothing
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more and nothing less than that you're aging
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as a millennial. And when you're drunk, you know,
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I'm seven years old. I've been at the club. Nowadays,
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I'm like, whatever, dude. Whatever. And, you
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know, I really wanted to go to Pride. Like, I
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really wanted to go. I was in downtown St. Pete.
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Oh, the gay people are hanging out. But the problem
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is there were 350 ,000 people there. And I got
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a bad back, man. I hurt my back from climbing
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the stairs. How do you think I would be at Pride?
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Especially with the overpriced Uber. But the
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thing, though, is... I posted a picture, and
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now if somebody works at 102 .5 The Bone, they'd
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probably recognize that office. What I did was
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there's a picture of me dressed up all gay from
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10 years ago when I worked at Pride. You can
25:41
see Ryan Adams in the background, not the country
25:43
music singer, the 102 .5 The Bone former producer
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of the Johnny B Show. Good guy. Good enough guy.
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And what I did was I asked GVT to... remove the
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words one, two, five, the bone with Hoppy R with
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Ryan Hoppy. And that's what I did. And that picture's
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on Instagram. I'm sure the people of the bone,
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the dinosaurs, I'm sure they didn't appreciate
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it. So I do this thing when I'm by myself and
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I'm drinking that I like to overlook 4th Street.
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I really shouldn't say where I live, but my front
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door overlooks 4th Street where you're hanging
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out. And the thing that happens, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, is the fact that I'm an air conditioning
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slut! I like it cold in my apartment. It's my
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one thing. Now, it kills me every paycheck. But
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it's whatever. And what happened, ladies and
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gentlemen, boys and girls, was I left my front
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door open like 10 minutes. She's overlooking
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Ford Street. And the worst thing could have happened
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to me. The air conditioning went up like seven
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degrees, all because the door was open. And I'm
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freaking out. I'm drunk, you know. Gotta figure
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out how to change things. Mm -hmm. So, I'm in
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a very blah, blah, oh, blah, man. I don't feel
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amazing. I don't feel terrible. I'm in the middle.
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Honestly, my hangover's not even that bad if
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my back is hurting, man. No, I don't want to
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go to the back, doctor. You ain't going to give
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me daily squat. Mm -hmm. You didn't do anything
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for me. It's all good. You know what I've noticed
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recently? Why is it? So there's two types of
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people when they go into psychology. There's
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the first type of people when they go into psychology,
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they're doing it to help out the greater good.
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Like every Monday and Friday, I speak to my shrink
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at counselingoncall .net. OJ's the best. But
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ladies and gentlemen, my boys and girls, you
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know what does happen? Is there are people that
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become psychologists. Let me take a sip of this
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coffee. There are people that become psychologists
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just because the personality disorder they're
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learning about is what they have. And she's like,
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I'm really interested in covert narcissism. It's
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like you're talking about yourself. It's out
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there. Never date a shrink. Unless you want to
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be judged and psychoanalyzed at all times. That
28:55
is totally great. Date a shrink. Oh, we've been
29:00
recording for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Make
29:01
a wish, bitch. You like how I did that? I pressed
29:06
all the buttons at once. That's how I described
29:08
my brain. This. We are off the wall today. We're
29:18
crazy. You know what? I never want to hear a
29:23
cop ever say no. We don't have quarters. No,
29:28
we don't. Now, why is it at the end of each month
29:31
in Pinellas County, you're everywhere? Now, I
29:36
do think it's a good thing that you find the
29:39
criminals. Don't get me wrong. Criminals are
29:42
losers. But ladies and gentlemen, my boys and
29:48
girls, there is something going on. Where it
29:51
is at the end of each month, they're hanging
29:53
out, doing their thing. And you can't tell me
29:58
other ones. I don't think they have like a chalkboard.
30:01
You know like when you go to a cell phone shop
30:02
and it's like who has the most sales or at a
30:04
car dealership? I don't think it's quite like
30:06
that. But I think it's close enough that they
30:09
kind of go, hey, Jim Bob, it's nine tickets.
30:12
Where's your nine tickets, Jeffrey? I don't know
30:15
why I said Jeffrey. Mm -hmm. And you know what's
30:20
been creeping me out on Instagram, man? Mm -hmm.
30:23
It's partially Kim and Kanye's fault, more Kim.
30:27
But the like over almost sexualization of Northwest
30:30
is good. You got to control. You look at that
30:35
poor girl. She's just 13 years old. She might
30:39
even be 12. And all these guys were wanting hugs
30:43
with her instead of, you know, just a handshake.
30:46
Can you imagine you're in sixth, seventh grade
30:48
and you're hanging out at gala's where they're
30:51
trying to like make you look like an adult? It's
30:54
weird. She's 13. She just turned 13. You know,
31:00
with that spicy attitude she has on public, you
31:02
can totally tell it's Kanye's daughter. There
31:06
is no doubt about it. You don't go, no way, it's
31:09
Kanye's daughter. Who would have thought? No,
31:12
of course, right in front of you. All right,
31:16
what should we do? Let's see what's going on
31:19
in Instagram. Power star, Joseph Sikora, who
31:24
I try to base my whole look after. I love Tommy
31:27
Egan. Don't want to kill somebody, no. Still
31:30
like Tommy Egan. He was held at gunpoint in New
31:35
York, or in Chicago, but because of his character,
31:37
they liked how he dealt with it. Lil Durk's legal
31:41
team files a motion to have his charges dismissed.
31:46
Yeah. I know he was really close to his homie,
31:51
King Von. But was it worth putting the hit, dude?
31:58
I actually sent a friend request to his original
32:01
baby. Oh, she got a fetish. If I may quote radio
32:07
legend Abe Cannon. But she declined it. Just
32:12
wanted to, you know, slide the DMs and be able
32:14
to go my brother's way. Lil Dick. That ain't
32:17
what he want. Get it? He had a song. This ain't
32:19
what he want. I'm a little manic today. My back
32:24
hurts. I'm overcompensating. Here's a woman describing
32:27
what gray divorce is. Gray divorce is rising
32:30
faster than any other divorce demographic in
32:33
America. 40 % of all divorces. These are not
32:37
people who gave up too soon. These are actually
32:39
the people who gave everything for decades and
32:44
woke up one morning and realized, you know what?
32:46
We've been roommates for years. Yeah, that is
32:49
what I always say. If you're not having sex with
32:52
your significant other, you're roommates. And
32:57
that's all it is. And this is the part that nobody
32:59
likes to talk about. It didn't happen overnight.
33:02
It happened silently in the background. While
33:05
you were busy with everything else, research
33:24
confirms that the number one predictor of gray
33:27
divorce is not a single catastrophic event. It's
33:30
the marriage quality that quietly disappeared
33:33
while both people were pouring everything into
33:35
the job. Yeah. I saw a TikTok about a year ago
33:40
and it really got me thinking about, you know,
33:45
everybody talks about their nine to five. What
33:49
about their, you know, their five to nine before
33:53
you go to bed? You got to live life. Here's a
34:02
woman explaining why you might not be getting
34:05
a text back from a woman. You know why you're
34:09
not? She's banging someone else. Guys, women
34:13
are very intentional. Listen to my words on this.
34:18
I'm going to be honest. Whenever I do get laid
34:21
and a woman takes off her clothes, I feel honored.
34:25
Oh my God, you're naked on my bed while my cat's
34:29
watching. Luna, the love sponge. People are very
34:32
intentional. Not just women. We are very aware
34:36
of what we're doing. If a woman is not calling
34:39
you. Calling? She's from York. Go next. It's
34:44
because she doesn't want to. Yeah, I know. It
34:47
is weird when you're having a conversation with
34:50
a woman for a few days and they respond a lot
34:53
and then just one second they don't respond.
34:55
And you're like, that's why you're single! Because
34:57
you're picky! You're like, you know when you
35:00
go to like, you know... I don't know. All of
35:03
these. You know when you see a 24 -pack of water,
35:08
and the two in the front are all like, and they're
35:12
all like damaged goods, but if you go in the
35:14
back, there's the water that's fresh. The water
35:17
in the back is a hot -ass 27 -year -old, and
35:20
the beat -up water is a 36 -year -old Pastor
35:22
Prime woman. That's all it is. Here is a non
35:30
-obvious sign a girl doesn't like you. This is
35:33
the most non -obvious sign that a girl doesn't
35:37
like you. And I've coached over four. She farts
35:39
in front of me. Oh, you've coached over 400 men.
35:43
400 single men. And this is the number. Here's
35:47
the link in my book. For one thing that will
35:49
have you wasting time on a girl that isn't into
35:52
you. If you want to make sure that never happens
35:54
to you again, you might want to hit that. They
35:56
had to fall about it and fall. me but please
36:00
don't stalk me follow buttons that you can see
36:03
more videos like this it's when she half commits
36:06
yeah yeah yeah hit me up i'm talking she'll do
36:11
things that make it seem like she's interested
36:13
like text you back oh yeah that means nothing
36:16
she could be getting worried about doing it Maybe
36:20
even be a little flirty. She'll even do things
36:22
like say yes to a date. But when it comes time
36:26
for the follow through. Oh yeah, that's when
36:28
they get cold feet. She's really busy with work.
36:40
Or she's got a lot on her plate. Yeah, you know,
36:43
she's getting dinner bought for her. She's getting
36:45
banged up. If a woman is not reachable for seven
36:50
hours, there's a reason why. Here's why a woman
36:54
finds you boring. The reason she finds you boring.
36:57
You're afraid to tease her. You ask the same
37:00
predictable questions. You're always available.
37:03
Yeah, we want to get her rocked off. We literally
37:08
hold her statement in our balls. We got to release
37:11
the son of a... You agree with everything she
37:14
says. Yeah, I am. Women are complicated. So am
37:19
I. Maybe I'm a woman. Here's Kim Kardashian saying
37:25
it was hard living with Kanye. Come home and
37:27
we had like five Lamborghinis and I'd come home
37:30
and they'd all be gone. You know, if he was in
37:32
an episode and I'd be like, oh wait, where? I
37:34
think I'm in an episode right now. Where's all
37:36
our cars? Like my, my, my new car. And it would
37:39
be like, oh, he gave them away. Friend of the
37:43
year. To all of his friends. There you go. God,
37:47
you know, dating her would be insufferable and
37:48
dating him would be dumb. They were perfect for
37:50
each other. Can a man love two women at once?
37:55
Can a man love two women at the same time? Yes
37:58
or no? Because the men watching this are going
38:01
to say one thing and the women will say the complete
38:03
opposite. But science is about to prove both
38:07
of you wrong. Are you ready? Here it goes. Your
38:12
brain does not run on one single love system.
38:15
It runs on three. Attachment, romantic attraction,
38:19
and desire. And they operate completely differently
38:22
and independently of each other. Attachment is
38:25
the deep bond, the comfort, the safety, that
38:28
home feeling. That's the woman he built a life
38:31
with. Romantic attraction is the obsessive pull,
38:34
the butterflies, the electricity, the can't stop
38:37
thinking about... Alright, the kids in the background,
38:40
you know our kids are running around the yard.
38:43
While she's making that video. Ah, the rapper
38:47
Skenta calls out people for... Seeking pictures
38:52
with a 13 -year -old Northwest. You make me sick.
38:56
I never heard of Skenta. I might have to check
38:59
out his body. But I don't disagree. No. This
39:06
is why good men cheat. Loving you? Yeah. It's
39:10
because you stopped making home undefeatable.
39:13
Yeah, you know, after dealing with egos that
39:15
work, you want to have a ride or die to have
39:19
your son. I'm not talking about cooking and cleaning.
39:22
I'm talking about energy. Right. I'm talking
39:25
about the way you greet him when he walks through
39:27
that door. Yeah, you better suck me off. Yeah.
39:29
The way you speak to him. When a woman is fed,
39:32
desired, and chosen every single day, she stays.
39:34
Yeah. There I am. There I am. I sometimes wonder
39:38
if I'm ever going to date again. Why does a man
39:41
feel rejected? He's not going to sit down and
39:44
explain it to you. He's not just going to come
39:47
out and... You know, do it on your face. Tell
39:50
you exactly how he feels unwanted or underappreciated.
39:53
He just adapts to it. Yeah, you get used to it.
39:56
She's just having her time of the month every
39:59
single day. He gets quiet. He will start to pull
40:02
back. And it usually happens very slowly. It
40:06
seems to be what happened. It's called a slow
40:09
breakup. Quiet quitting. Here's a cougar saying
40:13
why she doesn't like dating younger guys. Three
40:16
reasons why I can't be a cougar. One, I can't
40:20
read your guys' text messages. Yeah, maybe you
40:23
learned it, honey. Something called urban dictionary.
40:25
It's not that hard. I don't know what you're
40:28
saying. I don't know what the acronyms are. I
40:31
can't communicate with you. I don't know what
40:35
that means. I don't, I don't. When will my baby
40:38
learn? Mm -hmm. Know where you want me to go?
40:41
I don't know what you want me to say. I don't
40:42
know how to respond. How'd you stop it? Number
40:45
two. Why are women doing all these videos in
40:49
the car? You can blame Alex Arnold for that.
40:55
You don't know how to plan a date. Yeah, it's
40:58
7 p .m. Pelican Pub on Friday, okay? Whatever.
41:02
You guys are great at complimenting. Young guys
41:05
are great. Oh, you're a hot ass woman. At giving
41:08
the compliments. But once you go beyond that,
41:11
nothing. All right. You sound picky. No, you're
41:15
a hag. Yeah, nine. Who suffers more from quiet
41:20
or from no contact? Who suffers more during no
41:24
contact? The anxious person or the avoidant person?
41:28
I'd say the avoidant. The anxious person, if
41:30
they got people on their ass, they can just go
41:32
bam. And why does this one question cause so
41:35
much confusion? I don't care. It's a lot better
41:37
when a woman does the dating advice than when
41:39
it's a guy reading the transcript. It's no good.
41:47
Here's a positive. Here's a sign she's into you.
41:50
Signs she's actually into you. Men miss these
41:53
constantly and it costs them. One, she texts
41:56
back fast and is intentional about keeping the
41:59
conversation going. Yeah, that is a good feeling.
42:01
You're like, oh, Hammer and Hank just texted
42:03
me. Even when she says she's busy. Two, she remembers
42:08
small things you said weeks ago. That's always
42:10
scary. They got the backlog. Three, she finds
42:13
reasons to see you and reach out to you that
42:16
have nothing to do with a plan. I will say that
42:18
is really happening. Like, what are you doing?
42:20
I want to see you. Four, I want to ride you.
42:23
She introduces you to the people in her life
42:26
without you asking. Oh, it's so romantic. Here's
42:33
Michael Imperioli. I'm working with James Gandolfini.
42:37
Just a great... I acted with Jim more than I've
42:41
acted with any other actor. Probably more than
42:43
I ever will act with any other actor. In terms
42:46
of screen time. Sure. And I would not have it
42:50
any other way. I mean, he just always gave everything.
42:54
And never took any... moment or any scene, however,
42:59
maybe inconsequential it seemed on paper, whatever,
43:02
never took anything for granted. I think he kept
43:07
everybody on their toes that way. Always gave
43:10
it all. Pushed himself to go really far. And
43:15
one of the main reasons why the show is what
43:17
it is. Do you think Tony Soprano lived or died?
43:21
I think he died, but David, I think David Chase
43:27
might have said he didn't. I mean, that's just
43:28
my opinion and interpretation. I have no inside
43:31
knowledge. One of the most unfair things ever
43:34
is that Michael Imperioli's show, known as Detroit
43:39
187, had no chance on ABC. I own the DVD box
43:43
and it's freaking great. If that came out now
43:48
on Netflix, it'd be set for life. Here! Here's
43:51
AJ and Braun, former boxing champion turned loser.
43:57
Here he is panicking after his wife found out
44:00
he was streaming with another girl. No, he's
44:04
not. He's sober. He's got a wife. He's always
44:06
cheering on her. Stop lying. Where's AJ? Where's
44:12
AJ? You're just with him for the clap. Oh, yeah.
44:22
I've met this very woman. She's very nice. She's
44:27
got a rockin' burn. That being Katie Morgan,
44:34
she came by Drew Garoppolo's show probably like
44:36
seven, eight years ago. And she went from porn
44:39
to poker. I want to poker. Obviously, people
44:43
so familiar with you. I've seen bodily fluids
44:47
on your face. Go back to HBO, to real sex, and
44:50
then to entourage. All right, so she's done poker.
44:53
Good for her. I feel like Mike Babcock. I don't
44:58
know if I'm lying or not. Harvey Levin loves
45:01
that last name because he loves cock. But I don't
45:05
really need to hear him talk about poker. Here's
45:08
Joe Biden calling Trump a loser. Class built
45:11
this country and labor built the middle class.
45:15
I miss this freaking moron. He's an idiot. is
45:21
his deliberate distortion and destruction of
45:25
nature. I never thought I would miss this, man.
45:28
And it's choosing Putin over American allies.
45:36
Or the fact that he's diminished our standing
45:38
in the eyes of the world more than any president
45:41
in history has. Yeah, you were so great the way
45:44
you would fall asleep and be awkward around kids.
45:47
Oh, you're so perfect. It's not just this vanity
45:53
project. I don't know what he's talking about.
45:57
Yeah, Jill Biden should be charged with the thing
46:00
that is unknown as aliens. What are we going
46:07
to do? Why intelligent men stay single. I think
46:10
you see my algorithm. I'm so smart. Here is why
46:13
intelligent men stay single. At work, being logical
46:17
is rewarded. But that doesn't work with dating.
46:20
Yeah, you know, the hags just think they're better
46:22
than you. Women want to feel emotions. This means
46:26
flirting, telling stories, and making her laugh.
46:30
Only when you stir her emotions. Then you stir
46:33
their vagina. Oh, they grab a spatula. I'm kidding.
46:40
Here's Obama talking about ignoring the cable
46:43
news. My old presidency, I never watched cable
46:47
TV. Never watched cable news. Never read. I didn't
46:54
have social media. Now, there were people on
46:57
my staff whose job it was to monitor what I was
47:00
saying. Because you also want to have input when
47:04
you're getting constructive criticism. when the
47:09
American people are all like, look, we're upset
47:11
about something. Yeah, you want to make sure
47:13
they like you. So there is that. And here's Stephen
47:17
A. Smith. You know, he's such a cunt. He talks
47:20
about it all like, oh, it's LeBron, you know,
47:22
approach to me or whatever. And then LeBron does
47:26
approach him. And then he doesn't say shit to
47:28
his face. But then afterwards, he talks about
47:31
it. You're a cunt. When LeBron confronted you,
47:33
what was that like? It was very disrespectful.
47:38
I thought it was really unfair to me because...
47:43
Why? You're a loud mouth that was talking crap
47:46
about his kid. You can say what you want about
47:50
him being a nepo baby, about him having no talent,
47:55
but you're still talking about someone's kid.
47:59
Because... I never did what he implied that I
48:04
did. And that was my issue. Like, I never watched
48:08
his son in high school because I got a crib in
48:12
L .A. Oh, you're so badass. Whenever someone
48:16
has to brag about what they own, they lost the
48:19
argument already. His son was right up the road.
48:22
I never went because I knew if I walked into
48:24
a gym, everybody would ask me to critique his
48:27
son. Yeah, you're so famous and important. and
48:30
shut your ass. And I didn't think that was fair
48:32
to his son or to their family. When he got hurt
48:36
in college with the heart ailment. Why don't
48:39
you do a one -on -one interview with him on first
48:41
take? Cause you're a bitch. All we did was pray
48:44
for him on national television. Hope he got better.
48:46
Alright. You never. I mean, if you actually did
48:49
like a prayer service, that'd be kind of funny.
48:50
Him and the Kendrick Perkins. And then Malik
48:54
Graham looking like a hot ass woman. He goes
48:57
to the pros as a Laker opening night. Father
48:59
-son duo with the Griffey's junior and senior
49:01
in attendance. I'm standing up court side and
49:03
applauding. But from that point forward, because
49:06
you had to play college, we expected him to be
49:09
in the G League and develop it. I don't know.
49:12
I've had enough of Stephen A. Smith. This dude
49:15
runs his mouth. When the people are not around.
49:20
But once the people come around, then he hides.
49:26
But he's a coward. That's why. And you'll always
49:31
be one. 856 -49 -HOPPING. See what's going on
49:36
in the Instagram. We're all hanging out. Yes,
49:41
we are. It's going to be a good time on Instagram.
49:44
You never know what's going to show up. Oh, let's.
49:47
I go. All right, now. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
49:51
That's John Legend's set. I'm ready to go right
49:53
now. Oops! Courtney Cox and Johnny McDade have
49:57
gone their separate ways. Oh, yeah. Courtney
50:00
Cox is single now. Elliot! It's better! The Friends
50:06
actress and Snow Patrol member who started dating
50:09
in 2013 have broken up, multiple outlets report.
50:14
Prior to their split, Cox and McDade were last
50:17
photographed together in September at the 2025
50:20
U .S. Open. Cox was first introduced to McDade
50:24
by Ed Sheeran. I said I got it there, but it's
50:26
got to suck when you lose. Courtney Cox. Yeah.
50:34
The latest tribute to Lionel Messi missed the
50:37
mark. After an 85 -foot statue was erected in
50:41
Patagonia, Argentina, in honour of the famed
50:44
soccer player during the FIFA World Cup, fans
50:47
took note of an awkward, not -safe -for -work
50:49
mistake. The statue sees the player donning an
50:53
Argentina jersey and kneeling over a World Cup
50:56
trophy, which is placed directly between his
50:59
legs. While artist Ado Borussia told the New
51:02
York Times that his statue Messi was envisioned
51:05
with the Argentina native holding the World Cup
51:08
trophy in his hand, he had it moved to between
51:11
his legs, citing safety concerns. However, fans
51:14
took note that the trophy's new placement was
51:16
not ideal. As one fan wrote in a comment about
51:19
the statue on Instagram, oh my, this is Messi.
51:22
And since the statue had no shorts to match a
51:25
jersey, one fan added, why does he not have pants
51:28
on? Other fans were getting into... I don't know.
51:31
I wonder what line on Messi looks like when he's
51:33
having sex. Noah Khan is getting to the bottom
51:37
of a very unfortunate concert moment. After social
51:42
media was flooded with claims that a fan seemingly
51:44
pooped on the floor during his Philadelphia show
51:53
at Citizens Bank Park on June 26th, the singer
51:57
is weighing in. Taking to X on June 27th, Noah
52:00
has one simple request for concert goers, writing,
52:05
to poop at a show please dear god just go to
52:08
the bathroom lmao i've pooped my pants as much
52:11
as the next 29 year old but it's a weird thing
52:14
to say what's going on here Justin Bieber is
52:19
never saying never to his love for the Toronto.
52:22
Go to dinner in the name of the sun. To Maple
52:25
Leafs. Two months after hitting the stage at
52:28
Coachella, the pop star makes a surprise appearance
52:30
at the 2026 NHL draft in Buffalo, New York. Alright,
52:35
so there you go. Is that the draft? Mm -hmm.
52:39
Justin Timberlake is sharing his hilarious reaction
52:42
to Jessica Biel's workout routine. He's such
52:44
a freaking loser. We know you cheated on her,
52:46
dude! Shut up! You're not dying. On Instagram,
52:53
June 28th, the Better Sister actress showed off
52:56
her latest workout routine. It featured countless
52:58
core and strength moves throughout a 45 -minute
53:01
session. We always start with a few mobility
53:03
moves. It's her working out. She's got a nice
53:06
type. Colin Gosselin is calling out his mom,
53:11
Kate Gosselin, on social media. This is so sad.
53:15
She's a loser! Ahead of his memoir release, the
53:19
John and Kate Plus 8 alum announced his forthcoming
53:21
memoir, June 17th, titled In the Shadow of Eight.
53:25
Alright, so he's writing a book about her. She
53:27
is freaking out. I ate down in my mugshot. I
53:31
looked fire. I mean, nothing to be proud of,
53:33
but... Wow, that is the most Gen Z, dirty, rotting,
53:36
breath thing I ever heard. You look fire in your
53:40
mugshot. Yo, loser! Melania Giudice is speaking
53:43
out about her legal troubles. After the Real
53:46
Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice's
53:48
daughter... Ah, poor thing has that loser as
53:51
a mom. ...was arrested for assault May 14th.
53:54
Oh, yeah! You know, dating her, she'd bring her.
53:58
I guess in bed. But it'd be always about her.
54:02
We got to bow down to you. You're so perfect.
54:04
Shut up. You're annoying. You're the worst. The
54:11
20 -year -old broke her silence on the ordeal.
54:13
Man, she looks a lot older. Not in a bad way.
54:16
I mean, just like this. I look 20. Taking a moment
54:20
in a June 28th TikTok video. Oh, look at me.
54:23
I'm doing a TikTok. Dispel rumors that her glamorous
54:28
mugshot was created with AI. But that mugshot
54:33
of me, if you guys really believe. We don't know
54:39
what to believe. We don't know a thing about
54:41
you other than you're a nipple baby brat. That's
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AI. That's what you can always say. I know one
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thing that's not AI. The fact that you're a nipple
54:53
baby and that's all you are. We are back. All
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right. It's a six minute video, but instead I'm
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talking about how disturbing Snapchat's getting.
55:04
Stop it, you're not sexual. Donald Trump compares
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young photos of him to Obama and says he looks
55:09
better. He's a loser. I don't know. We got thunder
55:14
going on. Katy Perry had to cancel her concert
55:17
because of the weather. I got it. She's the worst.
55:23
She thinks she's better than you. You poop in
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the morning and you're going to die someday.
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Shut up. You're annoying. You know what time
55:34
it is? Let's get the party started. I'm not going
55:40
to say the politically incorrect version of let's
55:43
get this started. I didn't say it. All right.
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It's time for Side Check News. Welcome to the
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surf. Riding in the booth, cutting straight through
56:19
the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in
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the hearse, kid. You click the T, now you get
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the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting
56:27
like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still
56:29
sliding to the dates. Screenshots saved, little
56:32
goodnight, babe. Then they on the yacht pick,
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trying to hide the face. From the field to the
56:37
runway, everybody fronting. Posting healing energy
56:40
while they DM hunting. Scrolling through the
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gram, all I see is double lives. You can't tag
56:45
the man. But you tend to watch, he buys, it's
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that side chick news Side chick news Ryan Hoppy
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gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every late
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night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say
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it like it is on an afternoon cruise Side chick
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news Whole world tuned to the truth You can hide
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from your man, can't hide from this boo Side
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chick news Moonlight flashing, who you trying
57:11
to text? Got a ring on your hand, still shopping
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for the next PRT And try to spin it for the press
57:17
But the group chat meme got receipts on deck
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From the field goals missing to the model in
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the mist One post off life, next post I twist
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You a free spirit but the rent still split Funny
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how the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm
57:31
just reading what the headlines say I'm the voice
57:33
in your car, you pretend you hate Laughing at
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the drama, yeah we know it ain't new Same story,
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new face, welcome back to the zoo This that sign?
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To the truth, you can hide from your man Can't
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hide from this fool, side chick news Breaking,
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Breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking Every fraud,
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every fling, every late night move. We expose,
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we mute. Yeah, we say it like it is on the afternoon
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cruise. Side chick news. Whole world tuned to
58:39
the truth. You can't hide from your man, can't
58:41
hide from this booze. Side chick news. Oh yeah!
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It's time to talk about this dirty running loser.
58:52
Alright here. She's the worst! And she will always
58:58
be in the worst. But she's an idiot. Oh, is she
59:02
absolutely stupid? No! Happy Hot Topic! Ariana.
59:11
It's Ricky Alvarez at Ariana's concert. Man,
59:18
is he a beta male going after this dirty riding
59:20
loser? Grande is giving a sweet shout out to
59:24
her ex -boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez. One day after
59:27
the sweet Miss Singer hung out with her ex. Oh,
59:30
yeah. You got sloppy seconds. These sloppy seconds
59:35
is like, you know, like, I don't know. A casserole
59:40
in the fridge for like two weeks. The lyrics
59:43
about Alvarez. Some old sloppy germs. In her
59:46
song, Thank You, Next, during her Eternal Sunshine
59:49
tour concert in Austin, Texas on her birthday,
59:53
June 26th. So she changed the lyrics. Whatever.
59:57
It's stupid. Here's everyone's favorite side
1:00:03
trick. Known as Joy Taylor. Talking about adversity.
1:00:10
You got famous and slept your way to the top.
1:00:15
Now you're acting like a victim. When the reason
1:00:20
you got famous was because you were on top and
1:00:22
gave good top. It was traumatizing, honestly.
1:00:26
Oh, shut up. You know what you were doing when
1:00:28
you were riding them? But you get through it.
1:00:32
I can't be the same. I think when you go through
1:00:35
certain things in life, you kind of like DNA
1:00:37
level. When we were going through the thing at
1:00:40
Fox and you said, you know, I probably banged
1:00:42
you as well. Michael, repeat. Build up every
1:00:46
day and you handle your business. Oh, yeah. Oh,
1:00:51
she was. Oh, is she ever? Yeah. Yes, you're handling
1:01:01
that business. I think I even stood up in one
1:01:04
of the meetings. To say, you know, as somebody
1:01:07
who's gone through stuff like this. You can go
1:01:10
through stuff. It doesn't mean you sleep your
1:01:12
way to the top. You got no credibility, honey.
1:01:15
We'll call it off the football field and issues
1:01:17
off the football field. You know how hard it
1:01:19
is to show up. You know, have sex scandals. She
1:01:23
knew what she was doing. There were other women
1:01:25
that were more qualified. But she's the one that
1:01:28
banged everybody up. Do your work and be professional
1:01:33
with everybody whispering around. Yeah, because
1:01:37
she's a sidekick. That's why I'm dead. Around
1:01:40
you. You know how they're not saying what the
1:01:43
whispers are about? You know how they're dancing
1:01:45
and romancing around it? She's a bust out. It
1:01:50
was hard to do. I love how when she was on Fox
1:01:53
Sports, her boobs would be practically popping
1:01:56
up. And now they're not. It changed me. I was
1:02:00
never the same football player. I know. Afterwards.
1:02:03
Saying that, I'm glad you brought it up because
1:02:07
it really was something that meant a lot to me.
1:02:10
It was a really tough day coming in the day after.
1:02:14
She threatened, the alleged rumor was she threatened
1:02:16
to claim sexual assault on the boss if everything
1:02:18
went down. You're not a victim, honey. You're
1:02:21
stupid. All of the news dropped and Michael stood
1:02:25
up after the show was over and... Said, hey,
1:02:28
can I bang you since everyone else is? Said a
1:02:31
lot of very nice things on set, actually. It
1:02:33
wasn't... Oh, you got a nice tight body. In a
1:02:35
meeting, it was on set. And it meant a lot to
1:02:39
me that he didn't. And it wasn't. It was... It
1:02:42
was traumatizing, honestly. All right, get all
1:02:45
right on him. You know what you were doing when
1:02:48
you were cheating on your married husband and
1:02:50
begging someone that was married to get a job.
1:02:53
And now you want to be a victim? Show your ass.
1:02:56
You're a nine. Oh, yeah. It's time for Taylor
1:03:00
Swift news. We'll be right back. You never say
1:04:59
You love the crowd when it cheers You love the
1:05:02
room when you choose a size But if the mirror
1:05:07
talks back You disappear inside Then you make
1:05:25
somebody else in the Taylor Swift news right
1:06:08
now. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I'm going out with
1:06:12
this moron. She's an idiot! I just... Just treat
1:06:19
it mean. Taylor Swift showed her support to Alan
1:06:26
Jackson during his landmark finale show in Nashville.
1:06:30
In a video displayed during the June 27th show
1:06:34
at Nissan Stadium, Swift shared her gratitude
1:06:37
to the country star saying, It's Taylor. I just
1:06:40
want to say thank you for your support. of your
1:06:43
incredible songwriting and performances and the
1:06:46
way that means so much to us, the fans. Swift
1:06:49
went on to applaud Jackson's song Drive, which
1:06:52
she covered in 2008, for an episode of CMT Giants.
1:06:56
Adding in that song, you paint such a picture
1:06:59
and led us into the details. I kissed her ass
1:07:01
the whole morning. Shut up! Yeah, nine! Eight,
1:07:06
five, six. 49, Hoppy. Do I have the Hoppy's Hoops
1:07:11
music in here? Here we go. Ryan Hoppy on the
1:07:22
mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA drama. Oh
1:07:26
yeah, you know that trash can? Stories about
1:07:29
the Queens, dropping dollars bombs. That fat
1:07:31
pig took the JP Morgan employee? He knows it
1:07:34
all. Yeah. New York Sanitation's giving it out
1:07:38
for free. Dwayne Wade's son was arrested for
1:07:41
domestic violence. Pat McAfee and Adam Schefter
1:07:45
are helping out an ESPN analyst who lost his
1:07:48
leg. LeVar Ball owes $200 ,000 for unpaid basketball
1:07:54
court renovations. Ever since he was on with
1:07:57
Neon, he's been, like, really popping. I don't
1:08:02
really need to hear what Carlos Boozer gave his
1:08:04
nepo baby son for advice. Because he sucked on
1:08:07
the balls. He's a douche. Kaelin Clark is getting
1:08:12
beat up on the court. And also Kawhi Leonard
1:08:15
was called the worst free agency signing ever
1:08:18
in LA. And also Trevor Ariza is buying his new
1:08:23
girlfriend gifts but not paying child support.
1:08:26
Again. Another deadbeat loser. They're on control
1:08:31
out here. Bunch of mutants. But first, let's
1:08:39
hear about what Miles... Which one is it? Mike
1:08:43
or Mikkel Bridges said the Knicks did after they
1:08:46
won a championship. What is the one singular
1:09:08
moment do you feel like, again, you will be telling
1:09:10
people years down the line? Good question. Besides
1:09:16
showing off the ring. Fake laugh. Honestly, I
1:09:23
think, for me, I honestly think just the plane
1:09:28
ride back. The plane ride back from San Antonio.
1:09:32
We didn't stay in San Antonio after, so we landed
1:09:36
and got back to New York like 8 a .m. So I think
1:09:38
just everybody being on that plane, bumping music,
1:09:40
we're all sitting in the front, like all our
1:09:43
team, and kind of reminiscing and talking about.
1:09:46
Reminiscing. It was a long season. I love to
1:09:47
reminisce. It was Abu Dhabi in like September,
1:09:50
October. So just all the moments, you know. There's
1:09:54
Derry Jeter saying Michael Jordan wasn't that
1:09:58
bad at baseball. First met Michael in 1994 while
1:10:02
he was playing baseball in the Arizona Fall League.
1:10:04
Wow. And I'll point it out. He was not as bad
1:10:06
as everyone makes him out to be. I mean, you
1:10:09
take off, what, since Little League, and then
1:10:12
you play in baseball at 30 years old in AA. You
1:10:16
hit 200. That's not it. I am. Here's Scottie
1:10:22
Pippen saying he'd take $100 million over a championship
1:10:25
ring without Michael Jordan. Would you rather
1:10:27
have won a ring without Michael, or would you
1:10:30
rather have made an additional $100 million while
1:10:32
you played in the NBA? Give me that $100 million.
1:10:37
Loser! Seriously. I got a gold medal ring without
1:10:43
Michael, so. What a loser. Yeah, loser! here
1:10:48
is uh wimpy's brother saying he's great and with
1:10:51
your brother you do you ever feel like pressure
1:10:53
or like maybe or you do a good job of like getting
1:10:58
the noise out of like keep your sense of all
1:11:00
that stuff that comes with that i mean it's it's
1:11:03
definitely not easy i think every athlete that
1:11:06
have family member pro knows what it what it
1:11:10
is like People recognize you without you being
1:11:14
like doing nothing Williams talking about when
1:11:21
women leave you after the you're done playing
1:11:23
you don't really know the woman you married I'm
1:11:26
from Atlanta right if I'm playing for the Clippers
1:11:28
she might move with me But I'm on the road three
1:11:31
four nights a week. I only got a deal with her
1:11:32
for two nights at a time You know what I'm saying?
1:11:39
I got to deal with it two nights at a time during
1:11:40
the week. You know how we keep her happy? Keep
1:11:42
sending her to the mall. That's how you keep
1:11:45
her quiet. It's a true relationship. That's why
1:11:48
it's okay. It's okay. I understand. There you
1:11:52
go. Sounds like a loveless relationship. Here's
1:11:55
a barber talking to me. Boom! And that racist
1:11:59
Steve Jackson about 90s basketball. For me, 90s
1:12:04
was peak basketball, right? Because I was here
1:12:06
in Chicago with Michael. But you watch some of
1:12:09
those old classics. They're tough. And folks
1:12:13
are... Physical. Physical. And, you know, there
1:12:17
weren't really flagrant fouls. Like, basically.
1:12:20
Like, you had to f**k them for yourself, right?
1:12:26
Here's Draymond saying that Kevin Durant didn't
1:12:29
go to his wedding. His wedding was like a party.
1:12:32
It was so much fun. I told him he had to get
1:12:34
married every year. I'm still checking my mailbox.
1:12:40
Oh, man. He didn't get an invite? No chance this
1:12:42
man was showing up. He would have been like KD.
1:12:46
KD ain't show up. Did you invite KD? Of course
1:12:50
I invited KD. Hell yeah. Hell, if he went to
1:12:53
Riggs. He would have not showed up. All right,
1:12:57
there you go. Here is Tyrese Halliburton about
1:13:03
the Knicks winning. Yeah, he ain't happy. All
1:13:16
right. Here is Representative Tim Burchett to
1:13:21
the WNBA. about how they're treating Kalen Clark.
1:13:25
These losers don't realize that without Kalen
1:13:29
Clark, no one ever watched your league. Yes,
1:13:33
I understand there's jealousy. There are people
1:13:35
I'm jealous of, but you got to admit their success.
1:13:39
And the absolute fact that the WNBA is trying
1:13:44
to ruin Kalen Clark, I love how women always
1:13:47
say, oh, the men are bringing us down. No, it
1:13:51
appears that women are bringing down women. Here
1:13:57
he is talking about it. You are not happy about
1:14:02
how the WNBA is treating Kaitlyn Clark. How can
1:14:05
you? They're like not giving anyone flagrant
1:14:08
fouls for them knocking her to the ground. No,
1:14:11
I think it's trashy. She gets the crap kicked
1:14:14
out of her. My sister played college basketball.
1:14:21
Yeah, I think the WNBA is an opportunity for
1:14:23
her. Yeah, you thought that she was going to
1:14:24
take over the WNBA, but these losers are trying
1:14:28
to gatekeep her. Women to take it to the next
1:14:31
level, and I think she's an exceptional athlete,
1:14:34
and being just abused. It's obvious. It's infuriating.
1:14:40
I was so excited to watch women's basketball,
1:14:42
but like true fashion, they had to ruin it. And,
1:14:47
you know, the WNBA doesn't even put her on their
1:14:49
30th year poster. Yeah, they're about to die.
1:14:54
Watch your league fail. I hope she plays somewhere
1:14:56
else. Bunch of morons. I think something's up.
1:15:01
I think everybody knows what's up. And they're
1:15:02
going to lose. They are going to lose. They always
1:15:06
lose. The men, when it comes to the NBA, have
1:15:09
to pay for your league. Some European league's
1:15:12
going to pull her in. Last year, they made the
1:15:14
most money they ever made, and they still were
1:15:15
like $10 million in the hole. The hole? Pay her,
1:15:19
and she'll pull out. But you really feel like
1:15:22
she's being uniquely treated unfairly? Of course
1:15:26
she is, Dad! It's a physical game. It is a physical
1:15:30
game, but it's not supposed to be a wrestling
1:15:31
match. Take it. I agree. And I do want to respect
1:15:41
your league, but you're a bunch of idiots. You're
1:15:46
ruining it for the other women that work hard.
1:15:49
Dummies. You had this dirty rod in Alyssa Thompson
1:15:52
with a fist to Kalen's throat. Shut up. Oh no,
1:15:59
women's sports are not taken seriously. How can
1:16:02
we? When the person that actually made your league
1:16:05
relevant, you should be kissing her feet. Her
1:16:08
very smelly feet. I bet they smell a little bit.
1:16:11
She balls. But no, we have to just be so rude
1:16:15
to each other. Here is the coach of the Indiana
1:16:20
Fever talking about it. Mm -hmm. You're coming
1:16:24
in here aware of what happened two nights ago?
1:16:27
And that still happens? Absolutely unacceptable.
1:16:31
The league ain't going to change a diddly, a
1:16:35
squirm. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. We're so close to
1:16:44
the NFL. You know, workouts beginning in training
1:16:49
camp. How many days until NFL kickoff? Let me
1:16:53
look it up. 72 days. 72 downloads. Mike Rabel's
1:17:03
son was arrested for reckless driving in Tennessee.
1:17:08
Seems like things are going real well in that
1:17:11
family. Can you imagine having that loser as
1:17:16
a dad? Has no respect for your mom and you gotta
1:17:20
just act like it's normal when it's not. You're
1:17:24
all a bunch of idiots. We're all gonna die someday
1:17:26
and we think we matter. And Chris Johnson has
1:17:30
ALS, which is really sad. Oh, yeah. During that
1:17:35
2 ,000 -yard season, he was falling out. I love
1:17:40
you, Chris Johnson. You helped me freshman year
1:17:43
in my fantasy league. Oh, yeah. Let's see what's
1:17:56
going on with this stupid moron. Whoa! Happy
1:17:59
Hot Topic! First here at 5, Tarion Arnold, cornerback
1:18:04
for the Detroit Lions, faces charges in connection
1:18:06
to an armed robbery and kidnapping in Tampa.
1:18:09
What an idiot! You're a tampon! ...himself in
1:18:12
last night and made his first court appearance
1:18:14
this afternoon. Fox 13's Kylie Jones joins us
1:18:17
live with the latest details. What up, Kylie?
1:18:20
I want to take you out to Meat Market where we
1:18:22
dine and dash because I can't afford it. on the
1:18:25
case kylie well and the prosecutors have repeatedly
1:18:29
said that terry on arnold was behind this alleged
1:18:32
attack but today in court his god is kylie girls
1:18:35
a hot ass babe perny said that he absolutely
1:18:38
denies all of the allegations prosecutors call
1:18:41
it of course he's going to what are they going
1:18:43
i hear when the news says that what he's going
1:18:44
to say oh yeah i did it i did it A tangled web
1:18:48
of defendants who all trace back to NFL cornerback
1:18:51
Terryon Arnold. He plays cornerback for the Detroit
1:18:54
Lions. And that's CTE. He should go work for
1:18:58
Ian Beckles. Correct. And then these other people
1:19:01
that we're going to talk about in terms of suspects,
1:19:03
are they all in some way, shape, or form sort
1:19:05
of connected to him? All right, whatever. They
1:19:08
are. And they're stupid. And they will always
1:19:13
be stupid. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -49 -HAPPY.
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You're tweeting me at RyanHappyRadio. You can
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always email me at RyanHappyRadio at g1 .com.
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I'm going to come back in happy hour and do a
1:19:32
much more. But first, let's do this. All right,
1:19:37
now. Let's hang out. You know, get to know each
1:19:43
other. And go to break. Let me do this here.
1:19:50
This is great radio, isn't it? It's never been
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better. This is the best radio you ever heard.
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You'll never hear better radio. Me trying to
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load something up. Let's see if this works. Actually,
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I'm going to do this. All right. You're listening
1:20:01
for 90 minutes in. I think we can do this together.
1:20:06
There's a certain music bet I want to go to break
1:20:08
with, but if I play it on Apple, it's just going
1:20:10
to speed through it. Let's do it, all right?
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Our show's a little messy doopsy. I don't know
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1:20:46
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The
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semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
1:20:56
feel like listening to this next song, you can
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skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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Here's Oy Boys with Beverly Hills. Go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go, go, go. Nigga, I'm just playing
1:21:22
with you. My hood ain't Beverly Hills. Come in
1:21:26
the alley, you'll see what's real. Come with
1:21:29
enough, we'll cut you a deal. We the one -way
1:21:32
hustler, chasing that feel. My hood ain't Beverly
1:21:36
Hills. Come in the alley, come with enough we'll
1:21:42
cut you a deal we the one -way hustler chasing
1:21:45
that feel right on the block bang bang boogie
1:21:49
i'm the candy man with the bags full of goodies
1:21:52
oh but these ain't for the children these for
1:21:55
them smokers behind the building damn getting
1:21:59
money is a hell of a feeling if you ain't stack
1:22:01
a chip what's the point of dealing you don't
1:22:05
hear me cry for dollars if it's money in the
1:22:07
street, then there's money in my wallet. They
1:22:10
say it's all about the money and the power, so
1:22:13
cop the weed and a whole lot of powder. You made
1:22:16
it in a week, and I made it in an hour. I roll
1:22:19
with killers, and you roll with cowards. Dark
1:22:22
city is dangerous, and it ain't too many niggas
1:22:25
that's scared to bust, but niggas know they can't
1:22:29
play with us, and them out -of -towners know
1:22:31
they can't play with us, cause my hood ain't
1:22:53
We the one way hustler, chasing that bill In
1:22:56
my hood they get it crackin' homie, you get this
1:22:59
on me Aversion to acts of phony, round the way
1:23:03
them cats is hungry They bust lips and they don't
1:23:06
fuck with the rest of police Don't act like you
1:23:09
bambas know me, you're wrong We can't get along
1:23:12
like Shaq and Kobe All I do is sit back and blow
1:23:15
trees So you know my four favorite words is pass
1:23:19
the drug please This youngin's runnin' with a
1:23:21
rack of old I'll leave your ass with no seat
1:23:28
Hey, you runnin' home like that bastard told
1:23:31
me I shoot you, my man, and clap you for me Hey,
1:23:34
your shirt lookin' like you spilled ravioli Got
1:23:37
a problem? Man, I'll smash the whole beat And
1:23:40
make it to the hood right back in one piece Cause
1:23:43
my hood ain't bad We'll see you next time. Outro
1:24:49
Music We the one -way hustler. All right, that's
1:25:40
getting annoying. All righty, let's see what
1:25:45
we have. All right, here with this button that
1:25:47
we're going to press right here. Hey, what's
1:25:49
up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous
1:25:51
Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good
1:25:53
pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
1:25:57
Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add
1:25:59
the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The
1:26:01
show you secretly listen to, and that includes
1:26:04
you, Mike Colta. Stop stalking my pages. Whatever.
1:26:08
Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
1:26:13
to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know where
1:26:23
your heart goes. And now for something completely
1:26:26
different. Door is closing. Yes, the most listened
1:27:07
to radio show on the planet. And the other stations
1:27:11
are tuned in too. Motherfuckers I make kittens
1:27:44
Motherfuckers I hate Yo, yo, yo Static crackles,
1:27:51
hoppy on the air Spilling radio secrets, man,
1:27:53
he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons
1:27:56
in pairs DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program
1:28:00
directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists
1:28:03
rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,
1:28:06
they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than
1:28:08
the bass line, boom I saw this news right here.
1:28:40
Made me kind of sad, even though I reached out
1:28:43
to the person. So one of the victims of the iHeartLayoffs
1:28:48
is Kid Chris. Hey, man. It's Kid Chris. The Hoppy
1:28:57
Hour podcast. Look, man, I'm a fucking girl,
1:29:01
Dad. I'm driving my kids to cheer practice and
1:29:05
shit. I have no time to record a fucking liner
1:29:07
for your podcast, this Hoppy Hour thing, okay,
1:29:10
man? So, you know, good luck. Eat shit. And now
1:29:14
he'll be doing a podcast once he gets back on
1:29:16
the radio. Kid Chris, after 14 years, and he
1:29:20
was known as the guy... He was in Wichita and
1:29:24
in Sacramento and in San Antonio and in Philly
1:29:27
and in Portland and in Cincinnati. And he got
1:29:32
whacked by hire, man. And this is sad. I reached
1:29:35
out to Kid Chris. I said, hey, man, I'm so sorry.
1:29:38
And he was also in Atlanta. But I said, I'm so
1:29:40
sorry you lost your job. You're one of the goats.
1:29:42
And he said, all good over here. And that's because
1:29:46
Kid Chris had Bob Eman as an agent. Kid Chris
1:29:50
made a lot of money. So what I respect is that
1:29:53
he's focusing on being a girl dad and he even
1:29:55
put it in his public statement. But it's still
1:29:57
sad that like Kid Chris worked for 30 years and
1:30:01
then gets laid off. It's like, what does that
1:30:02
tell the rest of the millennials? Because I've
1:30:05
spoken to other people that got laid off. Like
1:30:07
there's this guy, Joel Shiner, who's really talented,
1:30:10
who's out of Allentown, Pennsylvania. The Valley.
1:30:14
And he's freaking out because he just bought
1:30:16
a house. So to me, that's the most fascinating
1:30:18
part about these iHeartLayoffs is some of the
1:30:21
people that are well off. And I know Kid Chris
1:30:23
isn't worth like $10 billion, but he'll be fine.
1:30:27
He's also a legend. But that made me so sad that
1:30:30
it came to an end. But then also seeing him kind
1:30:32
of text me like, bro, I'm all good. I was like,
1:30:34
you know what? He's doing all right. So a little
1:30:37
shout out to the legend known as a kid, a Chris.
1:30:40
All right. It's time for... Chicago News. Chicago
1:30:49
News. From the berms to the block, that's a hell
1:31:13
of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the
1:31:15
lights. He got callers on the line, trying to
1:31:18
break they news. From the side to the sticks,
1:31:21
they relate to the views. Every segment like
1:31:23
a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then he
1:31:26
fact -check the attitude. That's Chicago news.
1:31:31
Hop it out and let them choose. From the heights
1:31:34
to the loop, what it do. Every block, every verse
1:31:38
in the room. All right. Now, we're going to discuss.
1:31:54
I love this. I grew up in Illinois, and whenever
1:31:57
it reaches 90 degrees, all the local news acts
1:32:00
like the world is ending. And down here in Florida,
1:32:02
we've had that weather since, I don't know, March.
1:32:08
We went from 40 degrees to 90. Hey Val, good
1:32:14
morning. Well, you can always... Oh my God, this
1:32:16
is Stephanie Wade reporting a hot piece of news.
1:32:18
I wonder if she's related to Don Wade in Roma,
1:32:21
a Chicago reference. How do you feel the humidity
1:32:23
in the air? And this city wants residents to
1:32:26
be prepared for the extreme heat this week because
1:32:29
the combination of the... I will say when it's
1:32:31
like negative 10 degrees out for three months
1:32:34
and then it goes to 95, it's a little bit of
1:32:37
a drastic change. Heat and humidity could make
1:32:41
it feel around or even above 100 degrees for
1:32:45
several days. That's my car every day because
1:32:47
in my parking lot, I'm riding the sun. And if
1:32:49
I park under a tree, I get pollen on it. In a
1:32:52
row. So there's that. All right. We're in the,
1:32:56
as they call it on syndicated radio, the garbage
1:32:59
time of the podcast. We're talking about our
1:33:02
different markets. Time for Fresno news. Your
1:33:08
thing takes forever to load. Load. And talk,
1:33:57
he a walkin' headline Everywhere to stalk The
1:34:40
city of Fresno is a major step closer to implementing
1:34:43
red light cameras. Oh, yeah. You know, those
1:34:47
maniacs over in Fresno are going to have a hard
1:34:51
time with this. It marks the return of the technology.
1:34:54
All right. So there you go. There's that. I like
1:34:57
that hot ass Asian reporter over there. Now to
1:35:00
another top story tonight. A longtime Fresno
1:35:02
educator faces one of his former students in
1:35:05
court more than five years after he was arrested
1:35:07
for allegedly committing sex acts. Loser! Against
1:35:12
her and four other underage students. You know
1:35:15
how you fix that? There is a one way. Hey, you
1:35:19
fix it. Let me see if I can get the sound effect
1:35:20
there. I think you know where I'm going. Give
1:35:22
me a second. There is one way to fix pedophiles.
1:35:28
Because there's no carrot on that's what they're
1:35:30
into. There's one way and one way only. Right
1:35:37
here. Mm -hmm. Ready? Let's go. Bye, bitch. There
1:35:50
you go. That's how you fix that. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
1:35:55
Oh, yeah. Let's see what's going on in the real.
1:35:58
of a news some stuff broke as we've been doing
1:36:02
on this show where i've been yelling like a maniac
1:36:04
like an ass wipe that's what i am This is that
1:36:18
same guy that said that she was married when
1:36:20
she didn't want it out there. He's a cloud -chasing
1:36:23
douchebag! Alright, so he says that it looks
1:36:34
similar. Alright, and then there's this. Chrissy
1:36:36
Teigen is not worried what others think about
1:36:39
her nipples. You can say that all you want, but
1:36:42
you know what is the sign that you do care what
1:36:44
other people think? You made a post about your
1:36:47
nipples. If Chrissy Teigen was such an independent
1:36:49
woman, she wouldn't care what others think. After
1:36:54
the 40 -year -old received backlash for sharing
1:36:56
a series of pictures that showed her breasts
1:36:58
through a sheer shirt. Hell yeah! As much as
1:37:01
a dirty, rotten moron as I think she is. I have
1:37:05
no problem with this. She looks hot. Even though
1:37:09
she's an awful person. The mom of four addresses
1:37:11
the criticism in the comment section of the post.
1:37:14
Why are you even looking at the comment section?
1:37:16
When I post a bombastic post, I just mute the
1:37:19
notifications and go to the grave not reading
1:37:22
it. Writing on June 28th, I think because they
1:37:25
have been cut into discs and reattached to my
1:37:27
body like three times and also they fed babies
1:37:30
and stuff. And John Legend. I really don't think
1:37:33
of nips, mine especially, as sexy or risque.
1:37:36
But my apologies if you do. There's nothing to
1:37:39
be apologetic about. Maybe be apologetic about
1:37:42
how you treated Courtney Stodden and everybody
1:37:44
else in the past. But you shone off your hot
1:37:47
ass body. You got nothing to be sorry about.
1:37:50
I hope you will survive it. Almost sure you will.
1:37:54
I still pass on aggressive. Can you imagine John
1:37:56
Legend having to deal with this moron? Love you
1:37:58
so much. Oh, she's overusing the word love. I
1:38:03
hate when people do that. And of course, John
1:38:06
Legend came to his wife's side. Oh, yeah, Defender
1:38:09
did. Look at you. Shut up. Applying with a heart
1:38:12
emoji. Nice. If there was one sound effect to
1:38:18
describe anybody that comes into a contact with
1:38:21
her, it is your whipped. Oh, you are. Yeah. There
1:38:29
you go. All right. Enough of that obnoxiousness.
1:38:33
But I'm obnoxious. Time for Tampa Bay News right
1:38:36
now. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. It's time for a Tampa.
1:38:39
A Bay News. All right. I know. Yo. It's the place
1:38:58
we arrive from the beach to the bay and the city's
1:39:01
crazy moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida
1:39:03
grooves. Tampa Bay news, we makin' it spin. On
1:39:07
happy hour when the real begins. Turn it up loud,
1:39:10
let's get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world,
1:39:12
we bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We
1:39:15
bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin'
1:39:19
the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the
1:39:21
fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix.
1:39:22
We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We
1:39:23
bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin'
1:39:23
the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the
1:39:24
fix. National waves and the city's its friend.
1:39:28
Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every
1:39:31
scoop hitting harder than a clenched fist. Tampa
1:39:34
Bay news, keep making it spin. On happy hour
1:39:37
when the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's
1:39:40
get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we
1:39:42
bringing the fix. We got sunshine drop. We'll
1:39:55
be right back. Ah, it's getting annoying. Well,
1:40:39
there's been a lot of controversy surrounding
1:40:40
rapper Ye's concert Friday night at Raymond James
1:40:43
Stadium. So this is from the past, but anybody
1:40:46
out there that was hanging on to concert, yeah,
1:40:49
he said awful things before, yeah, he could be
1:40:52
a douchebag. And Rick Scott, you got sex trafficking,
1:40:56
you got all these things wrong with the state,
1:40:58
but let's focus on a rapper. What are you doing,
1:41:01
dude? It's so good for the local economy to have
1:41:04
them perform. But this just in, politicians like
1:41:07
that penis -looking loser don't care about you.
1:41:10
Ye, who was previously known as Kanye West, has
1:41:13
faced widespread... I love hearing him say that.
1:41:16
Ye! Kanye West has faced widespread criticism
1:41:19
for a history of anti -Semitic remarks. Senator
1:41:22
Rick Scott sent a letter to the Tampa Sports
1:41:24
Authority arguing a publicly funded stadium should
1:41:28
not be used to give Ye a platform. And what happened?
1:41:31
Everybody had a great time and he performed.
1:41:34
So it was a waste of time. Freaking douchebag.
1:41:40
Both of you, Kanye and Rick Scott, go get married.
1:41:44
You're perfect for each other. 10 Investigates
1:41:47
reporter Jennifer Titus just got her hands on
1:41:48
the stadium agreement, and she uncovered a clause
1:41:51
that could make it difficult to cancel the show.
1:41:53
Guys, we just got the contract agreement for
1:41:56
the Kanye West concert on Friday night at Raymond
1:42:00
James Stadium. Now, this contract is between
1:42:02
the Tampa Sports Authority and the licensee for
1:42:06
the concert in Icon Global out of Las Vegas,
1:42:09
Nevada. There's been a lot of talk on how much
1:42:12
this concert is going to cost the taxpayer. Oh,
1:42:15
wait a minute. You know what? I stopped caring
1:42:17
about where taxes go because we have no control
1:42:19
over it. So I love when the politicians will
1:42:22
use taxes for something else but then a hip -hop
1:42:24
concert. Oh, can't do it. Shut up. After going
1:42:27
through the agreement, I do not see anything
1:42:29
about that. Yeah, they're lying to you. They're
1:42:31
dumb politicians. All politicians do is lie.
1:42:36
And tell you that Icon Global is going to have
1:42:39
to pay a lump sum of $800 ,000 for one concert.
1:42:44
All right, there you go. Everyone had a great
1:42:47
time, too. Is he a flood, you know, anti -Jew
1:42:52
loser? Yeah. But everyone had a great time. And
1:42:55
Rick Scott could learn about how to have fun
1:42:57
in life, you loser. Happy Hot Topic. Some customers
1:43:03
in South Tampa's Hyde Park are getting an...
1:43:04
Oh, yeah! ...unwelcome surprise when they dine
1:43:07
out, an unexpected charge on their bill. It's
1:43:10
because they just know that all the sugar daddies
1:43:13
will pay for it. Eight on your side is aware
1:43:15
of concerns raised on the Nextdoor app about
1:43:17
the restaurant row, charging an extra 3 % to
1:43:20
the total. I'm just robbing of some money. Freaking
1:43:24
losers! Hope you all know that. Happy Hot Topic!
1:43:31
Governor Ron DeSantis says alligator Alcatraz
1:43:33
no longer has any detainees. This is video from
1:43:36
when... Yeah, I feel like that never should have
1:43:39
been around. So there's that. And there's this
1:43:43
loser. The manager of a smoothie franchise in
1:43:47
Tampa is now in jail, charged with possessing
1:43:50
child porn. Detectives began investigating...
1:43:53
Loser! ...in Shaft in late May after getting
1:43:57
a tip from the National Center for Missing and
1:43:59
Exploited Children. And it was AI porn! Reporting
1:44:02
images of child porn being uploaded. Those images
1:44:06
were later detected... I guess he's not the manager,
1:44:07
but his parents own it. Someone said in the comment
1:44:09
section. ...to be AI generated. Gross. Burn it
1:44:14
out, you loser! Then there's this loser. That's
1:44:25
the weirdest name for a city. Sun City Center.
1:44:28
So there was a guy that intentionally rammed
1:44:30
an ambulance carrying a patient. Man, we got
1:44:33
a lot of losers in Tampa like this guy. And just
1:44:36
into our newsroom this morning in Sarasota, another
1:44:38
super speeder arrest. Florida Highway Patrol
1:44:41
troopers clocking a Mustang going 142 miles per
1:44:45
hour. Loser! That's all you are, dead! In the
1:44:50
northbound lanes of I -75 just... Alright, I
1:44:52
hate these speeders. You're all dorks! Today,
1:44:58
a projected more than 350 ,000 people showed
1:45:01
up to the largest pride parade in the southeastern
1:45:05
part of the United States. And a search prize
1:45:08
is in a large crowd. And my back pain prevented
1:45:12
me from going. But I did post a picture from
1:45:14
10 years ago to make it look like it was from
1:45:16
today. So it's at Ryan Hoppy Radio. Right now,
1:45:23
a woman from Indiana is facing DUI charges after
1:45:25
officers say she crashed into a Pinellas Park
1:45:28
police car. Ha ha! Can you imagine that moment?
1:45:32
You hit the car. The accident happened around
1:45:35
3 .30 Saturday morning. As I was sleeping, I
1:45:38
patted my kid and jerking off. One of the three.
1:45:40
I couldn't sleep that night. It was hard. And
1:45:43
then there's this headline that I find really
1:45:44
interesting. I'm trying to get this guy on my
1:45:46
show. Do I agree with him? No. But I would love
1:45:50
the attention. Mm -hmm. And he fascinates me.
1:45:53
Whoa! Happy hot topic! Refusing to serve the
1:45:58
military and law enforcement. A post from a tattoo
1:46:01
shop in Largo is going viral for derogatory comments.
1:46:03
Yeah, this guy's from California. See, now he's
1:46:08
got the California in him. Derogatory comments
1:46:10
about men and women in uniform. This is 10 Temp
1:46:13
of A News at 11. I'm Courtney Robinson. And I'm
1:46:15
Dave Wagner. 10 Temp. What up, girls? Tampa Bay
1:46:17
News reporter Chris Hurst is live in front of
1:46:19
Revival Tattoo Collective. Chris, you spoke with
1:46:22
the shop's landlord just a few hours ago. Yeah,
1:46:25
and oh, they're right next to Largo. We're pissed
1:46:28
off. Mm -hmm. Yeah, he actually shares space
1:46:35
in the building behind me. He says he's shocked
1:46:37
that Brady Martinson would make a post banning
1:46:39
cops, deputies, and the military. All right,
1:46:42
so there's that. Hopefully the guy will come
1:46:44
on the show. But people were commenting at me
1:46:46
like that because I commented, hey, bro, I'd
1:46:48
love to have you on my show. And then like this
1:46:50
really hot piece of ass. From Baltimore. I was
1:46:54
like, dork. And I'm like, tell me something I
1:46:56
don't know. I said, I commented for attention
1:46:58
and you fell for it. By the way, I'd swipe right
1:47:00
on you. And then she blocked me. I wonder why
1:47:12
she blocked me. She's missing out on that ruckus.
1:47:16
Cleveland skyline fog. Steel mills choppy, city
1:47:19
on the Cuyahoga Hearts heavy, never sloppy, radio
1:47:22
waves Carry tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete
1:47:25
jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown
1:47:28
echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin'
1:47:30
hustle, corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's
1:47:33
Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland
1:47:35
news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,
1:47:40
every crack, every flaw Unfilled it takes, no
1:47:42
sugar, no draw Poppy on the mic, spittin' facts,
1:47:46
no rules City troops laid bare, bar sharper than
1:47:53
the skyline. No time to spare, opinions heavy
1:47:55
as the lake, but he don't care. Radio day, static
1:47:59
hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,
1:48:01
hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing
1:48:05
the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
1:48:07
proof. Hoppy blends, no rose tint, just grind.
1:48:11
Every segment a slice of Cleveland's mind. From
1:48:13
the flats to the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,
1:48:17
unbothered, unrefined. What's going on with this
1:48:33
loser? In Summit County, the sheriff's office
1:48:36
says DNA helped them arrest a suspect in a rape
1:48:39
case from more than 20 years ago. 48 -year -old
1:48:42
Anthony Cobb. He's like looking at the wall.
1:48:44
I would too. You're a loser! Collins is charged
1:48:48
with a rape in connection to a case from 2000.
1:48:51
Yeah, he looks like a Rover's Mourning Glory
1:48:53
and Alan Cox listener and you can take it or
1:48:55
leave it with what that means. They used to harbor
1:49:35
it here. We think this is art. It could be worse,
1:49:38
though. At least we're not Detroit! We're not
1:49:42
Detroit! The masses, the courts, you know, keep
1:49:44
people from looking at their own lives and realizing
1:49:46
how bad the facts they got, you know? I mean,
1:49:50
if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange
1:49:54
and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I
1:49:58
live in Cleveland. You look around at your tiny
1:50:10
little house that you can't afford because of
1:50:12
the mortgage crisis and your horrible little
1:50:14
sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the time
1:50:16
they're eight because they live on corn syrup
1:50:17
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
1:50:21
mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with
1:50:23
her front butt spilling out over the top of her
1:50:25
ass and long jeans. And you think, I'm going
1:50:28
to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old
1:50:30
daughter, right? You think Cleveland's cool?
1:50:44
I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going
1:50:46
to Cleveland on vacation. What's so good about
1:50:50
Cleveland? Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!
1:50:57
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! What you look
1:51:19
like on the outside, whether you're white, or
1:51:22
black, or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow
1:51:26
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the
1:51:29
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,
1:51:34
the rules are different. Forget it, meanwhile.
1:51:36
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.
1:51:41
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who
1:51:43
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like
1:51:45
a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh! Strike
1:51:59
climate. Strike climate. left over, you know.
1:52:17
Go get some nice... Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9
1:52:21
,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine
1:52:24
$1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino,
1:52:28
send her up, too, and in, like, 20 minutes, I'm
1:52:31
gonna be asleep, so get them up there. I had,
1:52:33
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
1:52:36
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the
1:52:40
Sandman is coming. Oh, no! He's in four scientific
1:53:01
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
1:53:06
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
1:53:10
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
1:53:19
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
1:53:24
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?
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No, why? I don't know what they're doing, but
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these boys have got them and more. They're sackflashers.
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Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray.
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Hooray. Now, that's a good... No, not that specific.
1:54:12
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
1:54:15
Oh, he loved him, the good butthole. I told you
1:54:18
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
1:54:20
verbulate that man's name in the house again.
1:54:23
I don't think he said his name. Some of us were
1:54:26
a little too busy banging to exchange business
1:54:29
cards. And don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,
1:54:32
neither. Sheriff says you raised him down hell
1:54:33
down at the library. Yeah, you know I did. Oh,
1:54:36
man. Oh, yeah. A real live robot? Or is that
1:54:46
some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite
1:54:49
my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny
1:54:52
to me. It's shinier than yours, meatbag. Oh!
1:55:27
And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's
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time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
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.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
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had Taco Bell before. The semen was so big. As
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a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. Blow the candles out
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Blow the candles out Blow the candles out We'll
1:57:03
be right back. When I get done, she gon' bring
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me my cheddar Just got this bad new Gucci bag
1:58:24
matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes matchin' the belt,
1:58:26
skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin' the
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rank, yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got, got so many
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haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental
1:58:35
patient, I floss like a dentist patient This
1:58:37
shit testin' my patience, this shit workin' my
1:58:39
nerves I'm gettin' spendin' that money like a
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church in the fair Let it on, get it, skin blowin',
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twistin' the wheels, it's like I'm a hood star
1:58:59
and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better
1:59:01
on lean, got my picture game meeting You can't
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upgrade me, mommy, I'm the boss, free to change
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I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
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it like, I do it like I do it like, I do it like,
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I do it like I do it like my birthday, I do it
1:59:45
like it hurts. Catch me on the dance floor, throwin'
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up my birthplace I'm an animal, I woke up on
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a Monday And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep
1:59:59
till it's Thursday Kiss a shot of Patron and
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blow a curvy Get a wood of juice, take a home
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on Thursday I'm a hurricane, mama, you can have
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it your way Or I can bring another Gucci, y 'all
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can do it her way This is a hotel room, do not
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disturb me That's how I'ma do it with my The
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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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time to listen. We'll be right back. Nothing
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is gonna save you. Pets on the street. Pets on
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the beat. If you wanna bounce, that's every point
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to me. My city shot time. Where I pull it down.
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Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about a pound.
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My balls out a lot. Cause you know I call the
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shots. Stacking paper like them baking sodas
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in the pot. We got the remix. We got the flow.
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We got them getting down on the floor. We got
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it. We got it. I ain't even drivin', I'm just
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fuckin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, spend
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a minute in the 50s, don't fret, don't We got
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the rhythm, we got the flow We got them getting
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down on the floor We got the rhythm, we got the
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flow We got the rhythm, we got the flow Don't
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be puttin' no changes in my journey I want two
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hot liggas poundin' Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all
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People say, smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all People
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say, then, all on the earth I don't need courage,
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speech all slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's
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all good Y 'all hidin' the motherfucker makin'
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up words Lookin' like men, I like them light
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skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning twins, twins
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With Tony Gray, too, like a ray of Seagram's
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gin together in my glass like they all best friends.
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I can't walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from
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the day to the dawn. People all for square, but
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my goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all
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eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking dumb.
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Henny mix with Remy Ma. Party going all night.
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But we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking.
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or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink
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and I appreciate your kindness. Drizzy, baby.
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You already know what it is. This is the first
2:10:26
time I'm high. This is the first time I smoke
2:10:27
in like three months. I'm sorry, mama. I had
2:10:30
to do it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you,
2:10:35
homie. I stay late tonight, right? You know what
2:10:39
happens when I stay late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I
2:10:45
swear it's like this every single time. When
2:10:56
shit be going right, well, I just flip into the
2:10:58
wrong shit. The thing that I belong to, the artists
2:11:01
I put on with. Don't ever ask for nothing, cause
2:11:03
them niggas got their own shit. Knee and weave
2:11:05
feel like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black
2:11:08
Ferrari with the red seats. I call it playing
2:11:10
checkers. I ain't never doing verses. I'm forever
2:11:12
giving lectures. If you're trying to I'll be
2:11:15
happy to connect ya Life is better than it's
2:11:18
ever been Scheduling million dollar meetings
2:11:20
with the president Someone cut the lights on,
2:11:23
where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch
2:11:26
me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show for me
2:11:29
and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a
2:11:32
whole swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and
2:11:35
they women all deceitful Added to they subtract
2:11:37
me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy
2:11:40
is the best The nigga in the lead now Weezy told
2:11:43
me just write every single thing you need down
2:11:45
Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be
2:11:47
now About to start balling like I'm coming off
2:11:50
a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most bragging
2:11:53
rights Because the niggas spit crack, bag it
2:11:56
tight Hate when rappers say they trying to get
2:11:58
their swagger right Cause I done came with more
2:12:00
fire than a dragon fight You pussy ass hater,
2:12:04
you should do you You ain't heard of me, then
2:12:06
you should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean
2:12:08
a red clue Wayne's here too, bet he felt that
2:12:12
like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',
2:12:15
I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
2:12:18
seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
2:12:20
to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little
2:12:23
me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
2:12:26
to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty
2:12:28
thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like
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Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,
2:12:35
stupid hoe, ask me Ask me shit about me. And
2:12:39
know the game really ain't shit without me. She
2:12:42
might have to pay me, but I dick her down free.
2:12:45
Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
2:12:47
down and see. This is my promise. I'ma bring
2:13:03
that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners. And what
2:13:05
I make I pick the buck up and buck buck then
2:13:09
buck buck again I would buck buck your friend
2:13:12
then suck up her twin I put the buck up to him
2:13:14
then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck again
2:13:17
Suck nut you don't fuck your unloving kin Now
2:13:20
don't rub it in like Louverderm on a new tattoo
2:13:24
I had to kick my princess up off my casso Dad
2:13:27
who never had that dude always had a black tooth
2:13:30
Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't
2:13:33
bulletproof. Red's called hoodie too. Probably
2:13:35
ain't as good as you. Stupid motherfucker. The
2:13:37
only thing in the hood is you. I do everything
2:13:40
good as you know. I do everything better. I get
2:13:42
paid for every letter. A, B, C, etc. Fetch a
2:13:46
bone. Like a dog motherfucker. I am gone for
2:13:49
your neck. Intercept. Intercept. Bring it back.
2:13:52
Like work in the trunk. And my ex is coming up.
2:13:54
Yeah, I am headed to the butt like. Butt, butt
2:13:57
again. Might fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne.
2:14:01
Nah, fuck. I probably just spit on the chick
2:14:24
you want me with Only like I'm only thick and
2:14:27
I own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to
2:14:30
be thick. And I just sold a lot of property to
2:14:33
a buyer. And I think his name was kind of like
2:14:35
Drake, Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.
2:14:37
I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes
2:14:39
to that game, I'm too willing to play harder.
2:14:42
So harder I do. There he go. They check MVP when
2:14:46
I shoot a free throw. CEO. Jazz, what they do.
2:14:50
The haters on that. Facing in their ass is a
2:14:53
shoe, faster than you, badder than you, radder
2:14:57
than you, etc. I told you I get beat by the letter
2:15:00
like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
2:15:06
O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z,
2:15:11
Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z. How long can he
2:15:18
cook, though? Wondering when he stop. Bitch,
2:15:20
when I be stop. So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheet
2:15:24
rock. Bend in the heat. I send burnt skin. The
2:15:27
end. Young Moolah, baby. Pops a joker playing
2:15:38
cool breaks. Hoppy's hour almost done. Feels
2:15:40
like robbery in banks. Ryan Hoppy on the mic.
2:15:43
Dropping wisdom through streams. Syndicated sorrow.
2:15:45
Now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy
2:15:48
album's coming to a close. Radio gigs made it
2:15:51
like a Wilson pose. Laughter and joy dissolving
2:15:55
in the air. But we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
2:15:57
just so unfair. After school and gym, eardrums
2:16:07
mix and hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX
2:16:10
to FM, shoutouts hit the street. As soon as sound
2:16:13
will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the
2:16:15
happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
2:16:19
fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy
2:16:22
dissolving in the air. But we'll keep the rhythm.
2:16:25
Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, the happy hour
2:16:44
is coming to a close. Radio waves fading like
2:16:47
a wilson rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in
2:16:51
the air of hope. Like clockwork to a show Now
2:17:08
it's time to face the silence Like a TV on snow
2:17:10
Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine
2:17:13
The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon
2:17:16
line Line Empty speakers silencied But coming
2:17:24
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping Round
2:17:27
a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our
2:17:30
daily grind Now silence louder Than the thoughts
2:17:32
we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy hour is Laughter
2:17:40
and joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep
2:17:43
the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair I'll be
2:17:46
alright, coming to a close Radio waves, we're
2:17:49
like a lost rose Laughter and joy, dissolving
2:17:52
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's
2:17:55
just so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably
2:18:16
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
2:18:20
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts
2:18:25
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
2:18:34
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
2:18:54
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
2:18:58
America. Door is closing.